CLAUDIA: Previously on Warehouse 13.
Claudia your sister's alive.
PETE: Nick broke into the Warehouse and released Paracelsus.
Paracelsus was caretaker of Warehouse 9.
[INDISTINCT VOICES]
[GROANS]
Brilliant!
He's going to make himself immortal. No! Stop!
[GUN SHOT THEN GRUNTING]
Ha-ha-ha. Too late, Agent Lattimer.
PETE: Tell me how to use these things so I can save Myka.
[PANTING]
- Mrs. Frederic is.... ARTIE: No longer the caretaker.
This is my house now.
CLAUDIA: I have to stay and fight Paracelsus.
The Warehouse will protect me.
- You are the next. - And you are the past.
- It's over. - Get out of my Warehouse.
Looks like your Warehouse still has a little bit of a crush on me.
Fancy. What else you got?
[♪♪♪]
[CANNON SQUEAKING]
You're wasting your time, Voldemort.
I'm as much a part of this Warehouse as you are, and it won't let you kill me.
Yes, you are, aren't you?
Here's a fun game.
Why don't we see if the Warehouse will let me kill you?
It occurs to me, if I control the Warehouse...
...and you are part of the Warehouse....
Then I control you.
[SWORD CLANKING]
Thank you, child, so attentive.
I'm going to enjoy throwing your carcass into the Lehmann Fornax.
Such a spirited girl.
I'll miss that when you're gone.
[LAUGHS]
Come now.
Show me everything you know.
[GRUNTING]
- Aargh! MAN: Claudia!
You need your treatment!
HELENA: Someone used my time machine.
[SCREAMING]
MRS. FREDERIC: Look beyond what you see.
CLAUDIA: I cast you out!
[GROANS]
Fascinating. Ha, ha. You know....
I too was thought to be mad. We have that in common.
Except I'm a normal human being, and you're a sociopathic murderer.
- Other than that we're twins. - Up.
Sit.
Type.
Who the hell is Karl Schwarzschild? What am I looking for?
You are going to help me combine a few artefacts to build something.
Something that will change everything.
[♪♪♪]
WOMAN: You've had surgery.
No strenuous activity.
No exercise. No spicy foods.
- Understood? - Yes. Absolutely.
I'm going to go home and go straight to bed.
- Pete. Hi! - Hey!
My friend is going to take me from here.
Thank you. Bye.
[WHISPERING] Get me out of here.
Wait, wait. So...?
So we're all good, right?
Yeah. We're good.
- Mykes? - Pete.
- Seriously? - Pete.
How many times-- All right, I'm sorry.
But saying my name does not allay my fears.
I'm okay, okay?
It's a bit of a wakeup call, but the cyst was benign.
- Benign means-- - I know what benign means.
- Oh good. - Does that mean...?
- Do you mean...? - It means that I'm fine.
So we're all good downtown?
Oh, my God! We are never talking about my lady parts...
...ever again.
Now, when you say lady parts, does that mean the booby region?
- You know enough... - You know how I--
No. Just tell me what is going on at the Warehouse.
Not much.
Quit whining about the purple goo, it's a rental.
So how fast should I go?
As fast as you can.
- You're sure this is going to work? - Yes, of course it'll work.
You've seen me do it-- Fine, I'll do it again.
Look.
See? Nothing to worry about. We gotta get Claudia out of there.
All right. Now you back up about 200 feet.
And get us in there.
[ENGINE STARTING]
[FARNSWORTH BUZZING]
I'm on my way to meet Mr. Kosan and the Regents.
They're sequestered and unreachable at their retreat abroad.
A hell of a time for a retreat.
I don't think a Warehouse coup was on anyone's calendar.
Have you gotten Claudia out yet?
Well, we're just about to. Nothing to worry about on this end.
- Good, keep me posted. - Yeah.
[ENGINE REVVING]
[COUGHING]
- That didn't work. - And yet it felt so successful.
Maybe if we double the goo, and you go twice as fast.
No, let's wait for Pete to get back with Myka.
Maybe they'll think of something less life-threatening.
All right. Come on. I've got another idea.
Only we need a couple of crowbars and a crowded parking lot.
MYKA: Wait, wait, wait.
How did Paracelsus become an all-powerful caretaker?
Because I was making him mortal.
Okay, so that I could....
Well, so that he could....
You didn't know. Myka is dying.
All right look. I had two artefacts, right.
And then all of a sudden the stone became all sparky and smoky...
...and then all of a sudden he was out. Okay, he was out and he tricked me....
And I'm a total idiot.
Well, you're not a total idiot.
- Why did you have two artefacts? - Because I was--
Do this and I will help you combine the artefacts that could cure Myka.
I was trying to--
Look, Myka, it's-- That's not what matters right now, okay?
What matters is we need to get to this evil wizard...
...because he's probably planning something pretty bad.
Okay, we gotta get past the shield. We gotta get back in there...
- ...and we got to stop him before-- - The shield.
Artie doesn't know about--
Okay, you know what, we need to get...
...to the Innes Observatory, right now.
MYKA: Drive. Okay. Just drive fast.
[TYRES SQUEAL]
All right.
You can say emergency all you want, but it's still illegal.
Please, of all the illegal things I've done this is probably the least illegal.
Remember, we're trying to save Claudia's life.
Yes, and that's going to be a lot harder to do from prison.
Even if we get in there, how do we take down someone who is immortal?
I've been doing some digging.
We'll use the arrow that brought down the demi-god Achilles.
Achilles? Come on, it's a myth.
Yes, it's a myth.
It's a myth that's currently stored on Aisle Corfu 783.
Now, take both the red and the black cable.
At the same time, you touch them to the shield.
Hold it. Hold it. Hold it.
How about I take one and you take the other...
...maybe I'll stand a chance of living through this.
Fine, if that's what you want.
All right. On three.
One, two, three!
[SCREAMING]
Damn it.
[GRUNTING THEN GASPING]
- You all right? - Oh, no, I'm fine. I've got the black cable.
Myka, are you okay?
I mean, Is everything all right down...?
We are not talking about that, okay.
What the hell are you guys still doing out here?
Am I really the only one that reads the Regents' addendums to the manual?
Okay, look.
We know that the shield draws its power from the Alpha Centauri star system.
- I knew that. - No, you didn't.
I did, continue.
After Sykes used the shield against us...
...the Regents installed a failsafe up at the Innes Observatory.
We were just there. Really cool place. Telescopes.
It was all explained as addendum MQZ 437, in the manual.
- I've been meaning to read that.... - I thought that was....
That might be a backlog since I turned evil and tried to poison the world.
- That's the best excuse. - He wins.
Anyway, I redirected the laser scope from the Centauri system to Uranus.
- I thought it was pronounced--? - Uranus.
It makes the shield appear to stay in place, yet we can pass through it.
- Steve, if you would. - Oh, no. No, not today.
Are you kidding me?
Big cry baby.
We could have just walked through?
Uranus!
Abigail got me up to speed on the Eldunari...
...I think I can disconnect Paracelsus from the Warehouse.
But I'm going to need some cover when I go down there.
And I'm going to need another pair of hands.
Done. Steve and I will create a diversion...
...while you and Myka go and disconnect his mojo.
Excellent. I've got a plan I'm absolutely certain will work.
Trust me, make him go first.
- I wish we had a gun or a Tesla. - Nah.
I shot Para-cojones, it just pissed him off.
But we have to pick up Achilles' arrow.
Right. First we got to create our little diversion.
[CLANKING]
We're here.
[CLANKING ECHOES]
Hey, Para-normal, why don't you come out and fight like a--
- Claudia? - Claudia, you're okay.
No, no guys listen.
- You're battle ready. Excellent. - Listen!
Paracelsus has control over my entire-- Run!
You heard the lady, let's go!
[SCREAMING]
Jeez, Claude.
Not cool. Not cool.
CLAUDIA: You guys are just gonna have to run faster.
Try and fight his control of your body.
Oh, my God! What a great idea, Steve. I wish I had thought of that.
I can't fight it.
[CLAUDIA GRUNTS THEN PETE GASPS]
And these are Al Capone's machine guns!
- What do they do? - They shoot bullets. Run!
Run!
Oh, thank God.
- Is it safe? - Probably not.
Oh, that's a definite no.
This was from Hitler's bunker.
So it will probably blow up twice.
[EXPLOSIONS]
PETE: Yeah. Twice.
MYKA: So this is where we disconnect Paracelsus.
We've got to put the fires back in the Alcoves...
...and get the Nordic symbols back on all the walls.
So Abigail was certain about this?
Not entirely.
We've never had a caretaker this strongly connected.
But we don't have a plan B, so let's give these a try.
- Oh, Artie, those are beautiful. - No, do not...
...look in the mirror.
They're 4000 years old...
...belonged to an Akkadian emperor, Sargon the Great.
Legend has it that he used these to reflect sunlight...
...into the eyes of his enemies, the Sumerians, blinding them.
Okay, I don't see any Sumerians around, so what is the plan?
We'll simultaneously reflect these flames...
...into the adjoining alcoves, reigniting them.
What happens if it's not exactly simultaneous?
Unclear. The flames will probably consume us both.
That sounds pretty clear to me.
If Abigail's right, then the other two Alcoves...
...they're gonna reignite and that will restart the symbols...
...and it will disconnect Paracelsus from the Warehouse.
- If Abigail is right? - It is not an exact science.
- I know. I miss exact science. - On three.
- And one, two-- - Wait!
[SNEEZES]
There's a lot of dust down here.
Two. Three!
[MYKA GASPS AND GRUNTS]
MYKA: What about the other two?
PETE: It's a dead end.
I'm really sorry.
No! No!
Artie, the other two! They're not igniting.
Wait.
Wait. Oh, come on!
[ARTIE CHEERING]
Ha, ha! Yes.
- He's not controlling me anymore. - Artie and Myka did it.
Well, they sure took their sweet time.
I should have killed them when I--
No. Ha, ha.
It doesn't matter.
[ALL CHUCKLING]
- Oh, my gosh. - So, what's Paracelsus been up to?
You're going to hate this.
- Time machine? - H.G. Wells' time machine?
But that only sends your consciousness back in time.
- Why would he want that? - He didn't share...
...but he's been mashing up a bunch of different artefacts...
- ...and connecting them to it. - Yeah.
He was trying to get me to mix together...
...a couple of artefacts, when I was trying to save my--
Ass. My ass.
Because, um-- Continue.
Uh, he set up at the same spot Sykes found the portal.
He forced me to help him.
After we set up H.G.'s time machine...
...he rigged the Tesla coil to power it, then started with different artefacts.
There was a telescope from the Marquis de Laplace.
French astronomer and mathematician.
One of the first scientists to postulate the existence of black holes.
- What else? - Pocket watch.
Belonged to Karl Schwarzschild.
MYKA: The German physicist. - Yeah, provided the first exact solution...
...to Einstein's field equations of general relativity.
- What else? - The last thing was a very old sun dial.
Theodosius of Bithynia.
I'm so glad people today, have names like "Dave."
MYKA: He was the Greek astronomer, right?
Three very powerful artefact cogs in a possible machinery...
...that lets you travel through time.
So that's why he's at the portal. He's planning a trip.
But to where? And to when?
It doesn't matter. We've got to stop him.
ARTIE: Right, we'll meet at the portal.
Pete, you three stop and pick up the arrow that killed Achilles.
- Wouldn't hurt to pick up some guns too. - I like that.
Myka and I have to pick something up first.
- What? - I'll explain later. Go!
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
[LAUGHS]
- Hey, he's going through it. CLAUDIA: Pete, do it.
You lose again, Agent Lattimer. Ha, ha.
Welcome to the new world order.
You're not going to get away with this.
ARTIE: Pete. Wait. - Take this.
Ow!
Artie, what just happened?
I'm not sure-- Wait a minute.
- Did he--? Uh, Pete? - Yeah?
Artie, look.
His face, it's on all the banners.
He was caretaker of the last five Warehouses.
He did it.
He did something that changed everything.
[♪♪♪]
These banners clearly show a series of Warehouses...
...which tells me he did not alter history significantly.
Because the same empires still rose and fell.
He was immortal when he went back, which explains why he's still around, right?
You now, I need to find that arrow...
...and plunge it into his chest by hand this time.
Look at the motto on the banners.
"Scientia Sit Omne."
Science is everything.
He's focused the Warehouse entirely on scientific pursuits.
Sorry about your steampunk, Artie.
I want him dead.
But if the world changed, why didn't we?
That's why we gave you the forks.
You see, the palace in Versailles was known to experience time slips...
...and Louis XIV's silverware was somehow imbued with the power...
...to keep him and his court in the same time continuum.
A-ha! Luke. Use the fork.
- Wouldn't there be a.... - I think we'd still be....
There are, but it's the parado....
[VOCALISING]
Don't try and explain time travel.
It never makes sense and it always makes my head hurt.
We're here. The world is different.
Let's find Pari and kick his ass.
Hey, guys, check this out, very Minority Report.
This is, light years ahead of us.
I mean, I can do some stuff but it's mostly....
PARACELSUS: Good afternoon.
Welcome to Warehouse 13.
- What the...? - How may I assist you?
Wait, wait. That's a hologram.
Programmed himself as the guide.
- He's like that annoying paper clip. - Jeez, the ego on this guy.
Claude, can you just make him disappear?
Well, looks like his focusing on science led to some improvements.
Really, like when he created immortality...
...by slaughtering an entire village in 16th century Constantinople.
Or the 200 hospital patients he murdered in cold blood.
Or maybe not.
Look at the rest of the motto.
"Media Ao Finem Justificat."
- The end justifies the means. - Yeah, I don't want to think about...
...how many people he's killed over the last 500 years.
It'll take me hours to hack this system.
I mean, the way it responds to me, it's like it's organic.
It's thinking. I gotta get to the hub.
- Maybe that way I can get in. - Yeah, yeah, wait...
...I'm going to need you to reconstruct his time machine.
No, no, no. I can walk you, Myka and Steve through it.
Pete and I need to get to the hub.
It might be the only way we can find out where he went and what he did...
...so Pete and Myka can follow him back through the portal...
...and stop him from doing it.
And since when do you decide who does what?
I just think we should make an informed decision, you know...
...like about dead relatives, don't you?
Judging by the way these fibre optics are joining up...
...I'd say the hub can't be--
So are you gonna tell me what that all was about?
- What? - You, Artie.
Tension? Informed decisions and dead relatives?
I'm sorry, I left my Claudia-Artie code book in my other pants, so spill.
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
Oh, man, they have Borgs here?
Why does the creepy killer's Warehouse get to be cooler than ours?
What's in their eyes?
Oh, that's an artefact from Warehouse 12, Chester Moore Hall.
Right. His achromatic lens, something about mind control.
I thought there was just one of those.
What?
Oh, man! That's the Spine of Saracen.
That's the first artefact that almost killed me.
And now there are four.
He's replicating artefacts, artefacts that create unstoppable soldiers.
VALDA: Very good, gentlemen.
Holy crap, it's Valda.
You can feel my commands without my having to voice them.
- Excellent. - What is Benedict Valda doing here?
He died in Egypt in a pit of fire.
Not in this reality, he didn't.
I guess the Warehouse attracts the same people, no matter what.
Oh, great, maybe MacPherson and Walter Sykes...
...are running the snack bar.
Okay. Let's go.
- Wait! Claudia, Claudia. Wait. - What?
Do you think there's a snack bar?
The time machine is set up. What else do we need?
- Telescope, watch, sun dial. Yeah. - Sun dial.
- Now you two have to-- MAN: Aaarrgh!
- What is that? MAN: Aaargh!
[PANTING]
Oh, my God, they're experimenting with artefacts.
Pete said that was what Paracelsus liked to do...
...was combine artefacts.
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
Artie, are you all right?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Just, I remember things my parents used to say.
The kind of things that the doctors used to do.
In the camps, during the war.
He's turned my Warehouse into a world of endless terror.
Well, then, let's go stop him.
[LOCK CLICKS]
Good to know locks haven't changed that much.
Or that I can pick any lock, even a futuristic one.
Now if we can just find the mainframe, hopefully I--
PETE: Abigail!
Doc, Are you okay? What did they...?
What is your quest?
I think we found the organic element I kept running into.
Paracelsus actually found a way...
...to harness a human brain for computer power.
- Claude, we got to get her out of this-- - No, no, no.
Not knowing how she is wired, we'd likely kill her by doing that.
But, maybe she can help.
[KEYPAD BEEPING]
I'm sorry that information is classified.
Okay....
[KEYPAD BEEPING]
I'm sorry that information is classified.
Shall I contact Dr. Paracelsus for clearance?
BOTH: No, no, no, no. Thank you.
Ahh. There's got to be some, like, low level info that could help us.
Okay, let's just tip toe. Okay?
Sneaky, sneaky, quiet.
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
That Tesla coil may not have enough juice in it to keep the portal open...
...long enough for Pete and Myka to come back through.
We'll have to start looking for another power source.
[ENERGY PULSATING]
- What was that? - Well, even though the forks...
...mask our physical presence here, we're moving artefacts around so....
Claudia was able to cloak that by...
...hacking into the F.I.S.H., but, yeah, there's a power drain there too.
June 10th, 1541.
- Myka, set the date. - Pretty sure he went to Warehouse 9.
- How can you tell? - Because on June 10th...
...all the Regents of Warehouse 9 were killed in an accident.
We all know who likes to kill large groups of people, whenever he can.
There were never any Regents appointed again.
So after that the caretaker ran the Warehouse unsupervised.
That would explain all the changes.
Okay, you guys, no more time. Throw the switches.
[♪♪♪]
[ENERGY PULSATING]
You two will have to go back to Warehouse 9...
...and you to have to find him.
[SHATTERS]
Damn it, we lost the F.I.S.H.
[KEYPAD BEEPING]
PARACELSUS: Intruder!
There is an intruder in the Warehouse.
Intruder!
There is an intruder in the Warehouse.
Okay, Pete, Myka. Go back. Stop them.
Claudia, you and Steve, keep the portal open till they get back.
- What are you--? - Hey! Jack boots.
I'm guessing I'm just your type.
- Artie! - Claude, Claude!
He's probably gonna need you not captured...
...so you can go and rescue him, don't you think?
Yeah, right. You guys, go.
We'll fix this, Claude. Pete, come on.
Hey! Hey! You guys save Artie.
CLAUDIA: Hey, Pete, be careful.
I'm guessing because we have these forks, if one of us gets killed...
...we'd probably stay dead in either time continuum.
No, no, no. No time travel talk.
Oh, man, I bet I'm going to get blamed for that.
Yes, that's very likely.
Prepare to die.
[♪♪♪]
Okay, look. I'm really sorry about the arrow.
And I'm sure my partner had a perfectly good reason...
...for killing all these guys.
- Pete, I did not kill those guys. - Silence!
Or I shall silence you.
Okay, off on the wrong foot.
Hi, I'm Special Agent Pete Lattimer from Warehouse 13.
Lisa da Vinci, agent of Warehouse 9.
Great. Lisa d--
Da Vinci? As in Leonardo?
- He was my grandfather. - Really, that's amazing. Oh!
Yeah, if you have anything that he's ever drawn...
...hold on to it because it'll go through the roof and--
- Pete. - Right.
Lisa, what I'm about to tell you is going to blow your mind.
We are time travellers.
From the future.
Really, nothing? Can I even get an "Oh, my God"?
Oh, my God, what took you so long?
My grandfather has been working on time travel for over forty years.
Well, we've been working on stuff too.
Like, movies and television and popcorn.
I bet you don't have that.
You two are nothing more...
...than strangely dressed killers from the future.
Strangely dressed? These are Prada.
[GRUNTING THEN GASPING]
- Okay. - Good one.
Thank you. Look, we did not kill these men. All right?
- Paracelsus did. - Paracelsus? That's impossible.
He was encased in bronze this very day.
Mr. Valda. Mr. Valda, this is wrong.
The Warehouse doesn't use artefacts like this.
The Warehouse has been a leader in human experimentation for centuries.
No, no. This is a false continuum.
People who believe in multiple realities are generally considered insane.
We have several artefacts that can cure that.
- Listen to me. PARACELSUS: This is the day, isn't it?
I'd almost forgotten. This is the day when I changed everything.
500 years, and you've learnt nothing.
Just another single-minded ideologue turning science into Fascism.
Well, I replaced your creaky, old, storage unit...
...with a state of the art research facility.
I'm sure it will have impressed your associates.
I'm here alone, there's no one else.
I don't even know how I got here.
Oh, now you're just being forgetful.
Major Valda, shall we have the Doctors see...
...which combination of artefacts might jog Agent Nielsen's memory.
[CHUCKLES]
You will be thrilled to see how much can be learned...
...when we use artefacts as tools rather than collectibles.
Quite useful to mankind.
Doctors.
We have a new volunteer.
There.
Jack LaLanne stationary bike should be enough to keep juices flowing.
Jumper cables, again? What could possibly go wrong?
- I'm going to go save Artie. - How long do I have to keep pumping?
Till Pete and Myka get back. Ride with your ass, not your knees.
Always do.
- Crazy! Crazy! - No, I know.
I know I sound insane, but I actually do know you.
I know you both very well.
Vanessa, look at me. Look, we were in love.
I'd use any excuse to see you.
You've removed my appendix several times.
That must have been some affair.
What did we do for our honeymoon? Kidney transplant?
Vanessa, we've been married this long...
...you've never touched my appendix.
- Should I be hurt? - Listen to me.
Paracelsus is abusing artefacts.
He is torturing innocent people.
Keep your voice down.
This is for the advancement of science...
...and the betterment of humanity.
Yes, yes it is.
- No, he's a murderer. - Please be quiet.
Please, he's going to hear you.
So what? So, what if he hears me?
Please, please.
You're afraid of him.
We are not. We're good friends.
Very good friends.
You're lying. What are you not telling me?
He has our children.
Please just let us do our jobs.
Now, this is Joan of Arc's helmet.
It will help you and it won't hurt very much.
No. Hugo, you're lactose intolerant...
...you snore, you're afraid to have a heart scan...
...because heart disease runs in your family.
- How do you know that? - Vanessa...
...you've wanted to be a doctor since you were a little girl...
...and your family dog was killed and you couldn't save it.
I've never told anyone that.
PETE: So 500 years after you guys here at Warehouse 9 bronzed him...
...he got released.
If the mirror proves you truthful, I shall help in any way I can.
Well, thank you for trusting us.
So how does this thing work?
Well, when I hold the candle against the mirror...
...it will show us the shadows of recent events.
Oh, like the durational spectrometer.
Ha-ha. Oh, you're serious. Are those real words?
You have a great smile. You busy after this?
- Pete! - Right.
Lisa, if you would.
MAN: Is someone there?
- Ugh! MAN 2: Paracelsus!
[GRUNTING]
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- I told you we didn't kill those guys. - He's on his way to murder the Regents.
We need to get to them before he does.
They're meeting today...
...to appoint a caretaker in place of Paracelsus.
- Where do they meet? - I don't know, they're very secretive.
Well some things never change.
Well, if they are anything like our Regents...
...they meet in public, everyday places.
Like a coffee shop or TGI Friday's, olive garden....
Of course! That's it. They're at the olive garden.
- Yes. - Seriously?
White chocolate raspberry cheesecake.
Do not tease me.
VALDA: We have men scouring every corner of the Warehouse.
If they are here, we will find them.
Well, maybe Agent Nielsen is alone, the others....
I need to see if some artefacts have been moved.
Come with me.
Vanessa, you know I am telling the truth. I can see it in your eyes.
I don't care how you know what you know, we have to do this.
Yes, the pursuit of science is the only thing that matters.
This is a spindle from the very first rack that was ever used--
In the Tower of London, yes, I know...
...and that's Bleckwenn's stethoscope.
First physician that had any success with truth serum.
Good!
Then you probably also know...
...that if used together it might extract the truth.
Yes, it also might fry my brain.
- Claudia, thank God! - Heartbreaking, isn't it?
When someone you love, someone you thought you knew...
- ...turns out to be someone else. - I know you're upset about your sister...
...but I'm not someone else.
I'm still the same man that's loved you like a father...
...since you put me in electrified hand cuffs and kidnapped me.
- I'm just trying to protect you. - You can't, Artie.
You can't protect me anymore.
You have to let me make my own mistakes...
...and let me get hurt if that's what's supposed to happen.
PARACELSUS: She's right, you know.
But I'm afraid neither of you will be protecting anyone.
[GUN COCKS]
[♪♪♪]
I feel strongly the temporary caretaker be named from among us.
The Warehouse must be protected.
The true caretaker will show himself in due course.
PARACELSUS: Et voila.
Paracelsus, how did you--?
- Guards! - Your guards are dead.
Hence, how you cope with the next few moments...
...will determine whether or not you will join them.
Ha, ha. Your days are over.
You see, I intend to lead the Warehouse into the future.
A future that will shake off the chains...
...of fundamentalism, ignorance and myth.
A future that will proudly embrace science as the one true faith.
So....
The question is, are you with me or are you against me?
I said, are you with me?
No, we are not.
No one person shall ever lead the Warehouse.
- No, sir. - Excellent, that makes this much easier.
[RUMBLING]
[ALL GRUNTING]
Oh. A real olive garden.
That elephant tusk, what is it?
A tribe in Africa used it against its enemies.
It's the tusk of the only known elephant to have been killed by a boa constrictor.
All right, let's get down there.
[WHISTLES]
Dude! There goes our element of surprise.
And there goes Paracelsus.
Wait, wait, if you two approach that tusk, you'll both be killed.
Well, do you have any purple goo or--
[LOUD SCREECHING]
- What the hell was that? - The purple swamphen, of course.
[SCREECHING CONTINUES]
Guys, be careful. There's a giant scary bird heading our way.
I know, I called her.
[SCREECHING]
Thank you, Isabella.
Look, Paracelsus is probably headed back to Warehouse 9.
If he links up to the Eldunari again, he'll be too powerful.
Let's go.
What the hell is an Isabella?
Does the Warehouse from the future...
...no longer use purple swamphens to subdue artefacts?
That's insanity.
Guys! Come on.
Hey, Artie.
Alice could be here in a flash.
Hugo, before you do whatever it is you're going to do...
...do you mind, I don't know, snapping our picture?
Whoa! He was definitely here.
Okay, Peter, you head towards the Eldunari.
Myka and I will circle around in case he wavers in his course.
- She's bossy. - You love it!
- I do. - Let's go!
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
[SHATTERS]
- There goes the F.I.S.H. PARACELSUS: Intruder.
Intruder in arm 487K.
[ALARMS BLARE]
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[CLATTERING]
No, no, not this time. I've got a score to settle.
PARACELSUS: Intruder in arm 487K.
[ALARM BLARING]
You remember this?
- Ugh! - Aah!
[GROANING]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Wait. Let me take him.
No, no. Ha, ha. He's mine.
[BOTH GRUNTING AND PANTING]
You don't deal in lies, huh? Huh?
Do you remember saying that to me, Pari? Huh?
Do you remember dangling Myka's life out in front of me?
[PARACELSUS GRUNTS]
I did not lie. I believed she was dying.
PETE: You know what I believe?
I believe we're going to have us a nice Paracelsi in the Bronze Sector.
Please, don't. Don't.
You have no idea what you are giving up.
What you are stealing from mankind.
[SHUSHING]
You're going to make a nice pair of bookends.
Let's go.
[GRUNTING]
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[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
- You're going to have to kill me. - Well, I'm glad we agree about that.
[ARTEFACT POWERING UP]
[ENERGY PULSATING]
Oh! Good!
I hope that hurt!
PETE: So then the problem was...
...we had two bronze Paracelsi in the Warehouse, right.
- You know, I do have better things to do. - No, you don't. No, you don't.
- So is Mrs. Frederic reconnected? - Yeah, yeah, she's back online.
I just wish I could shake this-- I don't know?
Shake what?
Well, it's this feeling that something is changing.
I can't explain it, but....
Something has begun. It's good and bad.
I don't know. Never mind.
It's not comforting. Definitely not. And I wish that you were lying.
I wonder if this has something to do with my trip.
You're leaving?
The Regents have asked me to meet them abroad. Very hush, hush.
Oh, I always love that about them.
And here we are. Tada!
[COUGHING]
[ARTIE READING TEXT]
[GRUNTING THEN CHUCKLING]
MYKA: That's where you put him. - Ha-ha-ha.
Oh, hilarious.
Now put him in the Bronze Sector.
Aww, Dad.
Now, or you are going to be grounded for a week.
[ALL CHUCKLING]
Question.
Okay, I hate that tone of voice.
Why did you have that scalpel you threw at Paracelsus?
I don't know, Myka.
It was just in my pocket, and sometimes I pick things up.
You said that you had two artefacts when you released Paracelsus.
The scalpel was one of them, wasn't it?
Oh, my God, I feel like I'm talking to Columbo.
Lisa said that it has curative properties.
You brought it to Paracelsus, didn't you?
I don't remember, Myka, that was like two time travels ago.
I heard what you whispered into his ear at Warehouse 9, Pete.
You did it for me, didn't you?
What? No. Why?
No. What?
Okay, yeah. Maybe I did, all right.
So sue me. I didn't want you to die.
So you risked the Warehouse and the world, just to save me?
Well, yeah.
- Don't! Okay! - Aw! Ugh!
We always put the Warehouse first.
I am your partner. I am not your girlfriend.
All right, all right. Jeez.
I'm still going to put you first.
Why don't you go punch that?
Your plan to pull Alice out of that mirror would have absolutely worked, you know.
- It was a brilliant, brilliant idea. - I haven't forgotten about Claire.
- I want to know about my sister. - I know you never forget anything.
But can I maybe just recuperate from all that for five minutes before--
I guess not.
What?
Eleven?
There should be twelve.
[♪♪♪]
Hmm.
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