Maribel.
Maribel!
I keep finding feathers!
How many times have I told you?
Sorry, Ms. Obregon...
Sorry? Sorry? You're sloppy.
You can't cook or clean... you're useless!
That is not true!
I am a fantastic cook, in fact.
I just cooked Armando his favourite.
Listen to me, bitch.
Don't even look at my fiancé, understand?
Armando may have been your little playmate when he was a stable boy...
...but he is now the CEO of Obregon, Inc. and you're still just a maid.
Keep your eyes to yourself before you end up like your mother.
My mother is dead.
Don't ever speak of her again.
It worked!
I am in the telenovela!
I am still myself.
I am speaking Spanish?!
Good morning. How are you? Where is the library?
Holy enchilada!
I can speak Spanish!
Artie, I can speak... Spanish...
Ar-- Artie?!
Where is Artie?
Artie?
Think, Pete... Think!
Where would Artie go?
Maybe it depends on who Artie is?
Artie?
Wait...
- ...who the hell am I? - Armando!
Of course!
I am Armando!
Look at me! Who else would I be?
Kelly?
Excuse me?!
Who is this "Kelly"?
No... I meant Carmen.
I am Armando. You are Carmen.
I am.
My love for you is so deep...
...that I am carrying your child...
...without a wedding ring.
But if I find out you are cheating on me...
...I will take a knife and cut off your...
My love!
You, and our child...
...are all that matter to me.
Oh, you're so wonderful!
Yeah, I remember that.
Ready to go?
Go?
You mean, go...
Armando, Alicia is here.
...right now?
Don't tell me you forgot.
My mother is here to go look at silverware for the wedding.
What do you think?
Mother, how beautiful!
- Hello, my darling. - Hello, mother.
Hello, Armando.
Hello.
My love...
...I'm sorry, but I can't go.
I have to see Doña Fausta for... ...business
You don't care about our wedding?
No, no, no, no...
Of course I care, my love.
Fine. Just remember...
...if I find out you're cheating...
...I'll make you a soprano with one flick of my knife.
Come, mother.
Goodbye, Armando.
Doña Fausta?
Doña Fausta?!
It's me, Armando!
Doña Fausta, I'll help you!
Doña Fausta...
Where is your brooch?
The thief... he took it!
Grandmother!
Are you okay?
It's just a flesh wound.
But at her age, we must be careful.
Who would do this?
A cowardly thief. They took her jewelry.
It's the second attempt on her life!
Somebody is behind this.
It could be a business adversary.
I'll hire a P.I. and bodyguards.
My girls, listen to me.
This wasn't just a robbery...
...this was about my long lost son, Rafael.
- My husband?! - My father?!
- My who? - My son!
Colonel Rafael Obregon.
Have you forgotten the man who raised you as his own...
...until he disappeared and I made you CEO of this company?
Of course not!
The Colonel?!
Why do you think this is about him?
Because I received an anonymous note...
...from someone claiming to have information about Rafael.
It had an address and a meeting time.
Where is the note now?
The thief knew enough to steal it out of my hand.
So he took the brooch and jewels...
...to make it look like a robbery. - So we wouldn't look for Rafael.
Doña Fausta...
Where did you find the note?
Maribel...
- What did you say? - What?
Nothing, nothing...
- I must go. - You can't just leave me now.
You're acting very strangely.
I must!
I promise to find the thief.
Myka?
Mykes!
Myka! Are you in here?
What are you doing here, traitor?
Myka, stop! It's Pete!
- I'm here to save you! - Save me from you, Armando?!
Liar!!
Enough, Maribel!
Why are you hitting me?
Because you lied.
You told me you would always love me...
...and now you are marrying that whore, Carmen!
I can explain...
...but first, what do you know about Colonel Obregon?
You left that note for Doña Fausta!
I won't tell you anything. After all I've suffered for you!
I've suffered too, Maribel.
Then prove it to me!
We've been through so much together.
Whatever happens, I will never stop loving you.
I've waited so long for you!
Okay, don't do that.
- And definitely don't do that! - Why not?
Because... there's no time!
Yes, no time!
We have to find The Colonel and save Doña Fausta!
Let's go!
- Thank you, Carlos. - Yes, beautiful.
Myka! Thank God. Pete!
- Artie?! Finally! - Pete!
What took you so long?!
Delicious drama.
- So... - Yes?
- You are Colonel Rafael Obregon. - What?
Armando, what are you saying? Of course it's him!
Yes.
Pete? Idiot, get me out!
Somebody stole the artefact to hide The Colonel.
Whoever put you here has the artefact!
And you think I know who it is?
Not you, "Artie"...
...you, "The Colonel"!
Of course!
The cufflinks keep us from knowing what our characters know.
I have to give you my cufflink!
What are you talking about?!
Trust me, Maribel.
All right!
- Pay attention! - I promise.
Pay attention.
Colonel? Colonel Obregon?
Can you hear me?
Bastard.
Stop it, Colonel!
Take the cufflink!
You put me in here, Armando!
Colonel, please!
Take the cufflink!
After all I did for you?!
You ungrateful son of a bitch!
Who told you I did this?
Who?
Alicia told me.
Alicia?
Yes, Alicia.
The only one who visited me...
...and truly loves me!
Bastard!
Pick up the cufflink!
Colonel, stop!
Artie, what are you doing?!
Maribel...
Maribel?
Who? Me?
Am I speaking Spanish?
Maribel.
Why do you keep calling me that?
I have waited ten years to see you.
You're not Artie and I must be Maribel.
And you are also...
...my daughter.
I am?
Of course I am.
I fell in love with your mother, my mother's maid.
Then you were born. I always loved you.
You are my only daughter, but...
...I was too cowardly to admit it.
That's really sweet.
But someone has to tell me what's happening.
What?
Pete said you had answers!
- Not me, The Colonel. - Then give him the cufflink!
- Really? - Yes!
Bastard!
That's enough!
I didn't put you here, Colonel!
Then who was it?
It was Alicia!
- No. - Yes.
- No! - Yes!
She knew where you were and never told any of us.
Alicia.
Then...
...that's why she came.
To keep me hidden.
She let you think I vanished in the Amazon!
But why would she do that?
Because...
...I know her secret.
- Alicia! - Dad?
Carmen!
Dad! When did you return?
I actually never left, child.
Where is your mother?
What is she doing here?
Yes, yes... Carmen...
...I have some difficult news.
Your mother had an affair.
She kept it secret, but...
...you are not the Colonel's daughter.
Good Lord, woman!
It is not your fault, Carmen.
But your mom tried to kill Doña Fausta for your inheritance.
Shut your mouth, tramp!
- Is it true, my darling? - No, it's not true!
Don't you see? She's trying to poison our love!
Actually, I'm afraid it is true.
Armando, please help me.
No, I will not!
Bastard!
I should've known.
Mother warned me you'd find out...
...no matter how well we hid The Colonel.
She knew you'd go back to this trashy tart!
Well, now you can die together.
And you, Armando...
...before I kill you, I want you to know...
...this isn't even your baby!!
Like mother...
...like daughter.
Not so fast!
A secret door!
I should have done this...
...a long time ago.
- Artie! - Colonel!
I should kill you all!
Carmen!
Colonel, I'm sorry!
I failed you!
You're the only father I ever had!
Armando...
...give me your belt!
But, it's Prada.
You're a diva in any reality!
Carmen, let's go! Now!
Go after Alicia. Bag the brooch and get us out of here!
But where is she going?
To kill Doña Fausta...
...before she learns the truth and removes them from her will.
Father! Father...
Take Casanova here. Leave me.
- Hey, idiot. - Yes?
Do this.
Bastar-- Oh, it's okay.
What the hell happened, Myka?
I'll tell you on the way.
What was that noise? It sounded like gunfire.
No, there was no gunfire. Your nerves are on end.
Take these pills the doctor gave me for you.
Carmen, water!
I wish Armando was here.
- Don't take those pills! - Back away from her, Alicia!
What is the meaning of this?
Alicia is trying to kill you.
She cheated on The Colonel... ...and Carmen...
...is not your legitimate granddaughter.
You miserable bastard!
That isn't true!
Where is the diamond brooch, Alicia?
The one you stole from Doña Fausta?
I don't know. Maybe you stole it!
After all, you've always felt entitled to the family fortune.
Because she is the only true daughter of The Colonel...
...with your dead maid, Maria.
Ignore them, grandmother!
The Colonel!
Rafael!
My son!
Mother!
It is true, mother! Everything they said...
...Armando...
...and Maribel...
...is true!
What I'll say is...
...they were killed while robbing my Grandmother.
Carmen, don't do this.
Carmen...
Your real father is a kickboxer.
For your information...
...I always spit in your food!
What is this?
Doña Fausta!
Doña Fausta! You evil woman!
You son of a bitch!
Big melons.
Sleepy time.
- Doña Fausta! - My God!
I'm okay.
Armando, my love!
Maribel, my life.
That hurts.
The brooch.
I've waited so long.
I'll never stop loving you.
Stop! You cannot kiss her!
- Maria! - Mother?
I thought you were dead.
Everyone thought I was dead.
But you can't kiss him.
Why not?
Because...
...he is your brother!