1 00:00:00,701 --> 00:00:02,631 (horns honk) 2 00:00:05,036 --> 00:00:07,506 IT'S QUINOA, JOAN. 3 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:10,208 I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE THE INSIDE OF A BEANIE BABY, 4 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:13,181 BUT IT'S JAMMED WITH PROTEIN. I FINISHED MY COUNSELING SESSIONS FOR THE DAY, 5 00:00:13,184 --> 00:00:15,194 AND I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING TONIGHT, 6 00:00:15,186 --> 00:00:18,246 IF YOU NEED AN EXTRA HAND IN THE KITCHEN. I'M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT 7 00:00:18,249 --> 00:00:21,349 ASKING OUR VOLUNTEER PSYCHIATRIST TO PEEL POTATOES. TREVOR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 8 00:00:21,352 --> 00:00:23,352 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ROMANTIC EVENING WITH KEVIN 9 00:00:23,354 --> 00:00:25,264 BEFORE HE GOES TO AFRICA? 10 00:00:25,256 --> 00:00:27,796 HE'S GETTING ON A PLANE IN THREE HOURS. WHO'S KEVIN? 11 00:00:27,798 --> 00:00:30,798 KEVIN KEVIN. YOU KNOW, KEVIN? HUMANITARIAN KEVIN, STATUE-OF-DAVID-ASS KEVIN? 12 00:00:30,801 --> 00:00:33,531 LOOK HE'S AT THE FUND-RAISER AT THE MUSEUM EIGHT BLOCKS AWAY, 13 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:36,514 WHICH IS WHERE YOU SHOULD BE. THEN HE'S GETTING IN A CAR 14 00:00:36,507 --> 00:00:40,207 AND HE'S GOING TO THE AIRPORT. WE ONLY GOT, LIKE, 20 MINUTES. 20 MINUTES FOR WHAT? 15 00:00:40,211 --> 00:00:43,611 I MEAN, HOW DO YOU TWO EVEN KNOW EACH-- 16 00:00:43,614 --> 00:00:46,824 YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. CAN YOU WIG OUT IN, LIKE, AN HOUR? 17 00:00:46,817 --> 00:00:50,077 I'M ON A TICKING CLOCK HERE. I BROUGHT RILEY TO ONE SINGLES GROUP. 18 00:00:50,081 --> 00:00:51,621 I EVEN MADE SURE SHE DIDN'T SIT NEAR YOU. 19 00:00:51,622 --> 00:00:54,232 I THOUGHT THE "NO MATCHING MY FRIENDS" RULE WAS A GIVEN. I-I CAN'T DO IT. 20 00:00:54,225 --> 00:00:57,655 (woman) DRAG HER OUT, TREVOR. HE WANTS YOU TO GO TO AFRICA WITH HIM. 21 00:00:57,658 --> 00:01:00,258 (scoffs) HE--HE WANTS ME TO GO WITH HIM? 22 00:01:00,261 --> 00:01:02,631 LOOK, RILEY, I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN BURNED BEFORE, 23 00:01:02,633 --> 00:01:06,273 BUT I'M TELLING YOU, THIS GUY IS THE REAL DEAL. 24 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:07,737 OKAY. 25 00:01:07,738 --> 00:01:10,198 (grunts) OH! (laughs) 26 00:01:11,802 --> 00:01:15,182 OKAY, MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE A DEEP BREATH 27 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:17,176 AND JUST THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A MINUTE. 28 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:20,178 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO RUN OFF TO AFRICA WITH SOME GUY? 29 00:01:20,181 --> 00:01:22,451 WELL, IT'S JUST A WEEK, AND HE'S NOT "SOME GUY." 30 00:01:22,453 --> 00:01:24,823 HE'S AN INTERNATIONAL RELIEF WORKER. 31 00:01:24,815 --> 00:01:27,785 I'M SURPRISED THE GUY HASN'T BEEN KNIGHTED. TREVOR MET HIM AT TRES EQUIS, AND THEN WE HIT IT OFF. 32 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:30,788 IT'S BEEN THIS 3-WEEK WHIRLWIND. 3 WEEKS? I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD YOU MENTION HIM. 33 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:32,791 BECAUSE EVERY TIME I BRING UP MY LOVE LIFE, 34 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:34,803 YOU POINT OUT THAT I'M REENACTING 35 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:36,795 A CODEPENDENT RELATIONSHIP WITH A NARCISSISTIC FATHER FIGURE 36 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:39,797 OR--OR EXPOSING DEEP-SEATED TRUST ISSUES. THAT DOES SOUND LIKE YOU. 37 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:42,170 IT'S LIKE TRYING TO GO TO DINNER 38 00:01:42,173 --> 00:01:45,183 WITH YOUR WEIGHT WATCHERS GROUP LEADER. MAYBE THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T HAVE GIRLFRIENDS. 39 00:01:45,176 --> 00:01:48,236 CLAIRE HAS GIRLFRIENDS. I'M ONE OF THEM. 40 00:01:48,239 --> 00:01:50,239 SOMETIMES, THOUGH, I JUST NEED SOMEONE SUPPORTIVE 41 00:01:50,241 --> 00:01:52,641 MORE THAN I NEED EXPERT ADVICE. 42 00:01:52,643 --> 00:01:55,293 COME WITH US. I WANT YOU TO MEET HIM. 43 00:01:55,286 --> 00:01:57,316 LET'S GO! LET'S GO! GO! GO! 44 00:02:04,555 --> 00:02:05,855 (brakes squeal) 45 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:19,709 (British accent) YOU'RE HERE. 46 00:02:19,710 --> 00:02:23,140 I-I WAS WORRIED I WAS JUST A LARK TO YOU. 47 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,283 ANYTHING BUT. 48 00:02:29,580 --> 00:02:32,150 BEHOLD MY DIVINE HANDIWORK. 49 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:35,292 (camera shutter clicking) WHAT THE H-- 50 00:02:37,228 --> 00:02:38,358 WHO ARE YOU? 51 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:41,229 NICK KAZARIAN, BOWERY INVESTIGATIONS. 52 00:02:41,232 --> 00:02:43,362 CONGRATULATIONS, MR. COLLIER. YOU JUST HAD YOUR PICTURE TAKEN 53 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:45,374 BY THE BEST P.I. IN THE TRISTATE AREA. 54 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:47,366 YOUR WIFE HIRED ME TWO WEEKS AGO, 55 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:50,168 CALLED ME ALL THE WAY FROM LONDON. 56 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:53,240 GUESS THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME THIS HAPPENED. CHEERIO. 57 00:02:55,306 --> 00:02:56,806 REMIND ME AGAIN-- 58 00:02:56,807 --> 00:03:00,447 YOU BELIEVE YOU'RE THE GOD OF WHAT? 59 00:03:00,451 --> 00:03:05,891 ♪♪ 60 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:09,586 HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? IT'S COMPLETELY IRRESPONSIBLE! HOW DO YOU NOT SEE HOW HORRIBLE I FEEL? 61 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:12,590 I COULDN'T FEEL WORSE IF I WERE IMPALED ON SOMETHING. 62 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:15,603 WELL, I SAY LET'S TEST THAT THEORY. I KNOW THIS IS GONNA COME AS A SHOCK. 63 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:17,926 THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO ARE NOT YOU 64 00:03:17,928 --> 00:03:20,968 MAKE MISTAKES. IF YOU STOP AND THINK, EVEN FOR A MILLISECOND-- 65 00:03:20,971 --> 00:03:24,341 I DID PAUSE TO THINK THIS TIME, WHICH I NEVER DO. 66 00:03:24,335 --> 00:03:27,775 YOU KNOW, SOMETHING FELT A LITTLE... WONKY. 67 00:03:27,778 --> 00:03:30,638 WONKY? YEAH. YOU KNOW, IT LOOKED SO GOOD ON PAPER. 68 00:03:30,641 --> 00:03:34,211 STILL, YOU KNOW WHAT? LESSON LEARNED--OBEY THE GUT. THAT IS NOT THE LESSON. 69 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,824 THE LESSON IS TO STOP INTERFERING. 70 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:39,787 CAN YOU GET A ROOM ALREADY? GOD! 71 00:03:39,790 --> 00:03:42,790 FIGHTING IS ANOTHER SIGN OF ATTRACTION, YOU KNOW? 72 00:03:42,793 --> 00:03:45,333 SHE TALKS ABOUT IT IN HER BOOK. 73 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:47,496 WELL, ACTUALLY, THAT'S A SIMPLIFICATION. WHAT I SAID-- 74 00:03:47,498 --> 00:03:50,558 CLAIRE, I HAVE JUST BEEN ROMANTICALLY BITCH-SLAPPED, 75 00:03:50,561 --> 00:03:53,331 AND NOW THERE ARE PICTURES OF ME MAKING OUT WITH A MARRIED MAN 76 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:54,914 OUT THERE, IN THE WORLD. 77 00:03:59,310 --> 00:04:01,310 SAINT KEVIN-- 78 00:04:01,312 --> 00:04:03,442 HE ALREADY OFFERED ME QUADRUPLE FOR THE PHOTOS, 79 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:06,454 AND I TURNED HIM DOWN. WE WERE HOPING TO EXPLAIN THE SITUATION. 80 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:08,877 YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU CAN HELP US OUT. 81 00:04:08,879 --> 00:04:12,019 YEAH, I'M NOT REALLY WHAT YOU CALL A HELPER. MY FRIEND'S AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER. 82 00:04:12,022 --> 00:04:14,732 SHE DIDN'T KNOW KEVIN WAS MARRIED. I FIGURED AS MUCH, 83 00:04:14,725 --> 00:04:17,955 BUT MAYBE SHE SHOULD HAVE DONE A LITTLE LESS HAND-HOLDING 84 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:19,958 AND A LITTLE MORE RING FINGER-CHECKING. 85 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:23,290 THE GUY'S GOT A TELLTALE TAN LINE. WHEN DID YOU SEE US HOLDING HANDS? 86 00:04:23,294 --> 00:04:25,644 WELL, HIS WIFE HIRED ME TWO WEEKS AGO. 87 00:04:25,636 --> 00:04:28,636 I GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU, THOUGH. NO MONEY SHOT UNTIL TONIGHT. YOU KNEW I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS MARRIED, 88 00:04:28,639 --> 00:04:30,639 AND YOU JUST--YOU WATCHED ME GET REELED IN? 89 00:04:30,641 --> 00:04:33,971 YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN ME A HEADS-UP. WHAT DO YOU THINK TONIGHT WAS? 90 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:36,314 I MEAN, DO YOU THINK I MAKE IT A HABIT OF INTRODUCING MYSELF 91 00:04:36,307 --> 00:04:39,347 TO PEOPLE I'M PHOTOGRAPHING? OH, SO YOU WAITED UNTIL YOU GOT YOUR MONEY SHOT 92 00:04:39,350 --> 00:04:41,410 TO BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING. WHAT ARE WE, GIRLFRIENDS? 93 00:04:41,412 --> 00:04:44,992 IT'S NOT REALLY THE NATURE OF MY JOB TO PROTECT THE MISTRESS. "OH, I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB"-- 94 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:47,585 IS THAT WHAT YOU TELL YOURSELF WHEN YOU TRY TO SLEEP AT NIGHT? NO, TO GET TO SLEEP, 95 00:04:47,588 --> 00:04:49,818 I USE THE SAME TOOLS EVERY OTHER P.I. USES-- 96 00:04:49,820 --> 00:04:52,060 BOURBON AND PHONE SEX. NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, 97 00:04:52,062 --> 00:04:54,472 "I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB" IS THE LAST THING I HEAR 98 00:04:54,465 --> 00:04:56,665 BEFORE NODDING OFF. THAT IS REPULSIVE. 99 00:04:56,667 --> 00:04:59,627 REALLY? GREAT. DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE LEAVING? GOD, DID YOU GET BEAT UP, 100 00:04:59,630 --> 00:05:01,630 LIKE, EVERY DAY IN HIGH SCHOOL? I SWEAR, THE SECOND 101 00:05:01,632 --> 00:05:04,302 YOUR MOUTH OPENS, MY FISTS CLENCH. OH, MY GOD. 102 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,484 SHOULDN'T YOU GO ROLL YOUR LITTLE ANGER BALL 103 00:05:06,477 --> 00:05:09,537 OVER TO THE GUY WHO ACTUALLY SCREWED YOU OVER? YEAH, I-I DON'T KNOW 104 00:05:09,540 --> 00:05:12,710 WHAT THE HELL AN ANGER BALL IS, BUT I WANT TO THROW IT AT YOU. LOOK, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I GIVE YOU THE PHOTOS. 105 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:15,993 I ALREADY SENT THE JPEGs TO YOUR BOYFRIEND'S WIFE. WELL, I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T WASTE ANY TIME. 106 00:05:15,986 --> 00:05:19,646 ACTUALLY, THIS RIGHT HERE-- HUGE WASTE OF TIME. WILL YOU TWO GET A ROOM ALREADY? 107 00:05:19,650 --> 00:05:21,990 IF HE'S ALREADY MAILED THE PICTURES, 108 00:05:21,992 --> 00:05:23,492 THEN WE'RE DONE HERE... 109 00:05:23,494 --> 00:05:27,064 UNLESS THE TWO OF YOU ARE ENJOYING YOURSELVES. 110 00:05:27,057 --> 00:05:28,757 (door closes) 111 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:37,066 YOU KNOW, 112 00:05:37,067 --> 00:05:39,467 MY DAD PROPOSED TO MY MOM AT A YANKEES GAME. 113 00:05:39,470 --> 00:05:41,470 HOW MUCH WOULD YOU TAKE FOR THIS? 114 00:05:41,472 --> 00:05:43,472 I THOUGHT YOU THROWING YOUR PARENTS A PARTY 115 00:05:43,474 --> 00:05:46,484 WAS THE ANNIVERSARY GIFT. YEAH, BUT I FEEL LIKE I GOTTA GIVE 'EM 116 00:05:46,477 --> 00:05:49,447 SOMETHING ON TOP OF THAT. IT'S THEIR 40th. 40th IS RUBY, NOT BASEBALL. 117 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:52,450 (chuckles) YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR PARENTS HAVE BEEN 118 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:55,463 HAPPILY PAIRED UP FOR 40 YEARS, YET YOU LOOK LIKE A MONK. 119 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:59,926 YEAH, I'M SAVING MYSELF FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL. HELLO? CAN I GET A DRINK? 120 00:05:59,930 --> 00:06:01,490 SORRY. NORMALLY OUR LOVELY, 121 00:06:01,492 --> 00:06:03,862 YET VICIOUS AND VINDICTIVE COCKTAIL WAITRESSES 122 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,374 HANDLE TABLE SERVICE. 123 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,495 AND HERE I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL. 124 00:06:07,498 --> 00:06:08,898 SPECIAL, HUH? 125 00:06:08,899 --> 00:06:09,969 (chuckles) 126 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:11,740 YOU KNOW WHAT? 127 00:06:11,742 --> 00:06:13,772 I'M SORRY, BUT I COULDN'T HELP 128 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:16,054 BUT NOTICE THAT YOU'RE NOT WEARING A RING. 129 00:06:16,046 --> 00:06:19,706 NOW IF I MIGHT BE SO BOLD, WHAT'S YOUR TASTE IN MEN? 130 00:06:19,710 --> 00:06:21,110 LESS BOLD. 131 00:06:21,111 --> 00:06:24,381 PERFECT. (mouths word) 132 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,394 NO THINKING, JUST MATCHING. NO THINKING, JUST MATCHING. 133 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,686 HEY, BOSS. 134 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:30,518 WOMAN AT TABLE NINE SAYS SHE WANTS TO SPEAK TO THE OWNER. 135 00:06:30,521 --> 00:06:32,021 (groans) I... (mutters) 136 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,773 HI. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 137 00:06:35,766 --> 00:06:39,726 CAN YOU TURN INTO A DRY MARTINI AND TAKE A SEAT RIGHT HERE? 138 00:06:39,730 --> 00:06:41,070 EXCUSE ME? 139 00:06:41,071 --> 00:06:44,511 I'D LIKE A DRY MARTINI, UP WITH A TWIST. 140 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:47,535 (chuckles) I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO SEE THE OWNER. 141 00:06:47,538 --> 00:06:49,978 I WANTED TO SEE SOMEONE GET ME A DRINK. 142 00:06:49,980 --> 00:06:51,980 IF IT HAS TO BE YOU, 143 00:06:51,982 --> 00:06:54,992 I CAN PROBABLY FIND A WAY TO DEAL WITH THAT. 144 00:06:56,887 --> 00:06:58,847 (chuckles) 145 00:06:58,849 --> 00:07:00,989 IS THAT A VODKA MARTINI OR... 146 00:07:00,991 --> 00:07:03,451 HEY. 147 00:07:03,454 --> 00:07:05,464 I WANT MY BASEBALL. 148 00:07:05,456 --> 00:07:07,496 UH, IT'S THURMAN MUNSON'S BASEBALL. 149 00:07:07,498 --> 00:07:09,798 HE WROTE HIS NAME ON IT. 150 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,600 OKAY. 151 00:07:11,602 --> 00:07:13,662 THE P.I. TRACKED ME DOWN. 152 00:07:13,664 --> 00:07:16,474 WELL, YOU WERE WEARING THE NAME OF THE BAR 153 00:07:16,467 --> 00:07:19,637 ON YOUR SHIRT YESTERDAY, SO CLEARLY YOU WANTED TO SEE ME. 154 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,740 I HAPPENED TO NOTICE YOUR SCREENSAVER. 155 00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:23,742 THOSE WERE SOME LOVINGLY SHOT IMAGES OF RILEY. 156 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:25,924 SO I DON'T MEET THAT MANY SEXY SOCIAL WORKERS 157 00:07:25,916 --> 00:07:29,516 IN MY LINE OF WORK. THEN I SAY EMBRACE YOUR GOOD FORTUNE. 158 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:32,150 YOU TWO HAD A REAL SPARK. LOOK, I MAKE MY LIVING 159 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:34,152 CHRONICLING THE DISINTEGRATION OF HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 160 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:36,034 MONOGAMY IS FUTILE, 161 00:07:36,026 --> 00:07:37,886 LOVE NEVER LASTS, 162 00:07:37,888 --> 00:07:40,158 AND MARRIAGE IS AN ARCHAIC INSTITUTION 163 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,730 DOOMED TO FAILURE. 164 00:07:41,732 --> 00:07:44,642 (pats counter) YOU HAVE A NICE DAY. 165 00:07:44,635 --> 00:07:46,895 WAIT. 166 00:07:46,897 --> 00:07:49,767 DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE OPPOSED TO DOING A GIRL A FAVOR? 167 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:52,640 I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'T FEEL YOU COULD TALK TO ME ABOUT KEVIN. 168 00:07:52,643 --> 00:07:55,653 MM. THE SAD THING IS IT WOULDN'T HAVE MATTERED IF I DID. 169 00:07:55,646 --> 00:07:58,646 THE ONLY DIFFERENCE WOULD HAVE BEEN YOU SAYING "I TOLD YOU SO." 170 00:07:58,649 --> 00:08:01,649 THANK YOU FOR STAYING THROUGH DINNER. I DON'T WANT TO SAY "I TOLD YOU SO." 171 00:08:01,652 --> 00:08:03,652 I JUST WANT TO BE A FRIEND, 172 00:08:03,654 --> 00:08:05,664 A NORMAL, NON-RELATIONSHIP EXPERT FRIEND 173 00:08:05,656 --> 00:08:07,816 WHO YOU CAN DO REGULAR GIRLFRIEND STUFF WITH. 174 00:08:07,818 --> 00:08:09,988 WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT GETTING TOGETHER OUTSIDE OF THE CENTER, 175 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,760 AND WE NEVER DO. YEAH, I GUESS WE NEVER DID TAKE THOSE NIA DANCE CLASSES, DID WE? 176 00:08:12,763 --> 00:08:16,503 OR TRAIN FOR THAT HALF MARATHON, WHICH WE COULD STILL DO. 177 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,996 I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU SAY? TOMORROW MORNING, 6:00 A.M.? 178 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:22,229 WE CAN EVEN START FROM YOUR PLACE. OKAY, BUT WE'RE MAKING A PACT TO NOT TALK ABOUT MEN. 179 00:08:22,232 --> 00:08:23,732 DONE. D-O-N-E. 180 00:08:23,734 --> 00:08:25,514 (laughs) 181 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,905 THIS IS THE POLISH. THIS IS THE RUSSIAN. 182 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:29,508 MM... 183 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,979 OKAY. TASTE THE RUSSIAN. 184 00:08:31,982 --> 00:08:34,822 ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME DRUNK? OH, COME ON. IT'S BARELY A SIP. 185 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:37,185 I'M DOING IT, TOO, AND I'M WORKING. 186 00:08:37,187 --> 00:08:41,047 ♪♪ 187 00:08:41,051 --> 00:08:43,051 THAT'S THE SAME ONE I JUST TASTED. 188 00:08:43,053 --> 00:08:44,803 OKAY. 189 00:08:44,795 --> 00:08:46,825 YOU CAN TASTE THE DIFFERENCE 190 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,997 BETWEEN TOP-SHELF VODKA AND THE CHEAP STUFF. 191 00:08:48,999 --> 00:08:50,999 I APOLOGIZE FOR EVER DOUBTING YOU. 192 00:08:51,001 --> 00:08:54,031 (laughs) SO WHAT BROUGHT YOU TO MY FINE ESTABLISHMENT? 193 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,044 I'M MEETING MY SON HERE. 194 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:59,766 HE'S DATING SOMEONE NEW, AND HE WANTS ME TO MEET HER. 195 00:08:59,770 --> 00:09:01,770 NO WAY YOU HAVE A LEGAL AGE SON. 196 00:09:01,772 --> 00:09:04,852 SEE FOR YOURSELF. 197 00:09:14,124 --> 00:09:16,034 THAT'S MY SISTER. 198 00:09:19,089 --> 00:09:22,189 CELIA, CAN YOU CHECK ON JOHN IN THE BACK? 199 00:09:22,192 --> 00:09:26,202 YOU. I SURE HOPE YOU HAVE A SEMI PARKED OUT FRONT 200 00:09:26,196 --> 00:09:29,096 FULL OF CANNED GOODS AND DONATED TOYS. 201 00:09:29,099 --> 00:09:32,099 OKAY, YOU LOOK SURPRISED TO SEE ME. 202 00:09:32,102 --> 00:09:34,102 YOUR FRIEND TREVOR TOLD ME THAT THIS LATEST GUY 203 00:09:34,104 --> 00:09:37,014 WASN'T THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE BEEN BURNED BY MEN. 204 00:09:37,007 --> 00:09:40,307 HE SAID YOU WANTED SOME TIPS FOR SPOTTING THE BAD APPLES. I-I SAID NO SUCH THING. 205 00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:44,280 MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO ME. I'LL JUST GO. 206 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,694 (sighs) WAIT. 207 00:09:49,019 --> 00:09:51,619 HE NEVER ANSWERED HIS CELL PHONE IN FRONT OF YOU. 208 00:09:51,622 --> 00:09:54,592 YEAH, THAT DIDN'T SIGNAL TO ME "DEGENERATE PHILANDERER." 209 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,104 THAT SAID "POLITE." 210 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,796 NO ONE'S THAT POLITE. 211 00:09:57,798 --> 00:10:00,868 AND HE ALWAYS PAID WITH CASH BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT HIS WIFE 212 00:10:00,871 --> 00:10:03,101 TO SEE ANYTHING FISHY ON HIS CREDIT CARD BILL. 213 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:06,113 I DON'T OFTEN GET A POST SCREW-OVER PLAY-BY-PLAY 214 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:09,276 OF WHAT A JACKASS I AM. I THINK WE CAN AGREE THAT HE WAS THE JACKASS. 215 00:10:09,279 --> 00:10:13,939 OH. SO IS THIS WHERE YOU TRY AND MAKE ME FEEL BETTER? 216 00:10:13,944 --> 00:10:15,924 HEY, IF IT DIDN'T HAPPEN ALL THE TIME, 217 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,986 I WOULDN'T HAVE A JOB, RIGHT? (laughs) 218 00:10:17,988 --> 00:10:19,748 EXCUSE ME. WHAT'S THIS? 219 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:21,750 A RESTAURANT DONATED SOME TABLECLOTHS, 220 00:10:21,752 --> 00:10:24,092 BUT IF YOU'D PREFER THE PLASTIC... 221 00:10:24,094 --> 00:10:25,104 NO. 222 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:29,997 LOOK, UH, I APPRECIATE THE TUTORIAL, 223 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,000 BUT, UH, MY PROBLEM ISN'T WITH RECOGNIZING MARRIED MEN. 224 00:10:33,003 --> 00:10:35,273 IT'S THE FIRST TIME THAT MISTAKE HAS BEEN MADE. 225 00:10:35,265 --> 00:10:37,135 IT'S FINDING AN HONEST MAN. 226 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,137 YOU MEAN THE HONEST MAN. (laughs) 227 00:10:41,772 --> 00:10:44,822 LOOK, I-I DON'T MAKE THE RULES. THIS IS BASIC NATURE. 228 00:10:44,815 --> 00:10:47,015 MEN ARE LOOKING FOR YOUTH AND BEAUTY. 229 00:10:47,017 --> 00:10:49,947 THEY'LL LEAVE THEIR WIVES FOR IT, ABANDON ENTIRE FAMILIES. 230 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,320 WOW. YOU MIGHT EVEN BE TOUGHER ON MEN THAN I AM. 231 00:10:52,322 --> 00:10:55,032 NO, NO, NO. I'M AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY MISANTHROPE. 232 00:10:55,025 --> 00:10:57,025 THEY'LL DENY IT, BUT A WOMAN WILL OVERLOOK 233 00:10:57,027 --> 00:10:59,157 JUST ABOUT ANYTHING FOR A WEALTHY, POWERFUL MAN. 234 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:02,329 MISS HANES, I MADE THIS FOR YOU AT THE REC CENTER. 235 00:11:02,332 --> 00:11:04,842 OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. THANK YOU, JESSIE. 236 00:11:06,196 --> 00:11:10,836 SEE? SOMEDAY THAT SWEET GIRL WILL BREAK A MAN'S HEART 237 00:11:10,841 --> 00:11:14,171 FOR A BIGGER, BETTER OFFER. WELL, MAYBE SHE'LL BE SMART, AVOID LOVE ALTOGETHER. 238 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:17,184 APPARENTLY TODAY'S FOOD DONATION INCLUDED 239 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:21,147 THE ENTIRE CHEESE COURSE FROM BLUE HILL RESTAURANT. 240 00:11:21,151 --> 00:11:23,951 I GOTTA START EATING IN SOUP KITCHENS MORE OFTEN. 241 00:11:23,954 --> 00:11:25,224 (laughs) 242 00:11:25,215 --> 00:11:26,885 TO JESSIE. 243 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:30,187 MAY SHE BE SMART AND AVOID LOVE ALTOGETHER. 244 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,160 HEAR, HEAR. 245 00:11:32,162 --> 00:11:38,132 ♪ YEAH, I THINK I'M GOING OUT OF MY HEAD OVER YOU ♪ 246 00:11:38,128 --> 00:11:40,268 GOD, I CAN'T IMAGINE YOU MARRIED. 247 00:11:40,270 --> 00:11:42,200 (chuckles) WELL... 248 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,912 COULD YOU IMAGINE ME PAYING ALIMONY ONCE A MONTH 249 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:47,405 TO A WOMAN WHO LIVES WITH MY FORMER CAPTAIN? 250 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,437 FORMER CAPTAIN? 251 00:11:49,439 --> 00:11:51,139 YOU WERE A COP? 252 00:11:51,141 --> 00:11:52,381 YES, MA'AM. 253 00:11:52,382 --> 00:11:55,152 SO, UH, YOUR WIFE AND THE CAPTAIN-- 254 00:11:55,145 --> 00:11:58,385 UH, I TAKE IT THEY DIDN'T HOOK UP AFTER YOUR DIVORCE. 255 00:11:58,388 --> 00:12:02,488 (chuckles) WOULDN'T THAT HAVE BEEN THOUGHTFUL? ♪ OH, OH, OH ♪ 256 00:12:02,492 --> 00:12:04,832 ♪ I NEED YOU SO BADLY ♪ 257 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:09,255 ♪ CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING BUT YOU ♪ 258 00:12:09,259 --> 00:12:11,129 WHAT'S WITH THE BUCKET DRUMMING? 259 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:12,801 I DIDN'T ASK FOR BUCKET DRUMMING. 260 00:12:12,803 --> 00:12:15,813 BUCKET DRUMMING ISN'T ROMANTIC. HE'S NOT OURS. HE JUST WANDERED IN. 261 00:12:15,806 --> 00:12:17,806 WELL, GET HIM OUT OF HERE. 262 00:12:17,808 --> 00:12:20,808 I DIDN'T JUST SHUCK A POUND OF OYSTERS FOR MY HEALTH. 263 00:12:20,811 --> 00:12:22,811 I'M CREATING A MOOD HERE. SACRE BLEU. 264 00:12:22,813 --> 00:12:25,183 ♪ ...OVER YOU, DAY AND NIGHT ♪ (laughs) 265 00:12:25,175 --> 00:12:28,345 ♪ OUT OF MY HEAD ♪ 266 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,418 GOOD CALL ON THE WAFFLES. 267 00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:32,420 YOU SEEM TO REALLY KNOW YOUR FOOD. 268 00:12:32,422 --> 00:12:34,452 I GOT THAT FROM MY DAD. 269 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:37,164 HE WAS A COOK? NO, HE LIKED TO EAT. 270 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,387 (chuckles) 271 00:12:38,388 --> 00:12:40,388 HE WAS ALSO A COP. 272 00:12:40,390 --> 00:12:42,490 AND HIS FATHER WAS ALSO A COP. 273 00:12:42,492 --> 00:12:44,292 AND HIS FATHER... 274 00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:46,304 HE WAS A THIEF, BUT AN EXCELLENT COOK. 275 00:12:46,296 --> 00:12:48,766 (laughs) 276 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,268 I BELIEVE AT ONE POINT HE WAS THE PERSONAL CHEF 277 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,271 TO THE WARDEN OF, UH, RIKERS ISLAND, ACTUALLY. 278 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,853 MM. (bell tolling) 279 00:12:55,846 --> 00:12:58,206 YOU SHOULD LET ME COOK FOR YOU. 280 00:12:58,208 --> 00:13:00,208 ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE UP 281 00:13:00,210 --> 00:13:02,780 FOR LETTING ME GET MY HEART BROKEN? 282 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,282 YOU'RE NOT HEARTBROKEN. 283 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,094 YOU DIDN'T LOVE HIM. I COULD TELL, 284 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:08,386 AND I DIDN'T EVEN NEED A TELEPHOTO LENS. 285 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,088 ALTHOUGH, TRUE, IT HELPS. 286 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,890 I LIKED HIM. 287 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:15,132 I BELIEVED HIS INTENTIONS WERE HONORABLE. 288 00:13:18,929 --> 00:13:22,969 THAT'S THE, UH, THIRD TIME THAT TOWN CAR HAS PASSED US. 289 00:13:22,973 --> 00:13:25,143 SOME ANGRY HUSBAND AFTER YOU? 290 00:13:25,135 --> 00:13:26,535 ALWAYS A POSSIBILITY. (chuckles) 291 00:13:26,536 --> 00:13:28,336 (chuckles) 292 00:13:28,338 --> 00:13:31,538 UH, THIS IS MY PLACE. 293 00:13:31,541 --> 00:13:33,241 YEAH, I KNOW. 294 00:13:33,243 --> 00:13:34,443 RIGHT. (chuckles) 295 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,149 (Claire) RILEY? 296 00:13:45,255 --> 00:13:49,225 AND NOW I MUST KILL TREVOR. 297 00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:57,866 I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME 298 00:13:57,868 --> 00:14:00,338 I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT BECAUSE I WANTED TO. 299 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,240 HE'S COOKING DINNER FOR ME TONIGHT. 300 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:06,253 GO AHEAD. I SHOULDN'T BE GETTING INVOLVED WITH SOMEONE, 301 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:07,946 ESPECIALLY A GUY WHO, YESTERDAY, 302 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:11,148 I REFERRED TO AS "POND SCUM" AND SAID LACKED COMPASSION. 303 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:15,231 I'M JUST A SUPPORTIVE FRIEND, HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HAPPY. 304 00:14:15,225 --> 00:14:19,055 WOW. YOU'RE GOOD. (laughs) 305 00:14:20,330 --> 00:14:22,430 ♪♪ 306 00:14:22,432 --> 00:14:24,492 WE NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE CHAT. 307 00:14:24,494 --> 00:14:27,974 WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY, "I NEED TO YELL AT YOU," 308 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:30,968 SO I DON'T GET MY HOPES UP? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE TRYING TO MATCH RILEY UP AGAIN. 309 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,371 DID YOU NOT NOTICE HOW HORRIBLY IT WENT THE LAST TIME? 310 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,353 WHICH IS WHY I'M REALLY BRINGING MY "A" GAME HERE. I'M ATONING. 311 00:14:36,346 --> 00:14:38,346 SHE HASN'T SAID MUCH ABOUT IT, 312 00:14:38,348 --> 00:14:40,548 BUT I'VE PICKED UP ON A FEW THINGS. 313 00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:43,510 SHE'S GOT SOME REAL TRUST ISSUES. I THOUGHT YOU'D APPROVE. 314 00:14:43,513 --> 00:14:45,523 LOOK, TWO PEOPLE WHO DON'T TRUST IN LOVE-- 315 00:14:45,515 --> 00:14:47,485 THAT'S A THING IN COMMON-- 316 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,487 A RELATIONSHIP MARKER, IF YOU WILL. 317 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,519 AND I CONSIDER THEIR COMBATIVE INITIAL ENCOUNTER 318 00:14:51,521 --> 00:14:55,301 SUBLIMINAL SABOTAGE INDICATING A LATENT ATTRACTION. YOU'VE BEEN READING MY BOOK? 319 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:58,295 I'M ON CHAPTER FOUR. (whispers) IT'S GOOD. WELL, KEEP READING, 320 00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,328 AND YOU'LL SEE THAT COMBATIVE INITIAL ENCOUNTERS 321 00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:02,400 USUALLY REQUIRE TRAUMATIC CATHARSIS-- 322 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,942 A JUMP OFF A CLIFF--AND MOST RELATIONSHIPS DON'T SURVIVE IT. 323 00:15:05,936 --> 00:15:08,406 GREAT. CLIFF DIVING-- 324 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,938 THAT'S THE SUBTITLE OF MY BOOK--"BE BOLD." 325 00:15:14,084 --> 00:15:16,224 PLEASE TELL ME YOU REMEMBER WHAT I DRINK. 326 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:19,146 I NEVER GET TO SAY, "I'LL HAVE THE USUAL." 327 00:15:19,149 --> 00:15:21,419 I NEVER FORGET A FACE OR A DRINK. 328 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:25,301 YESTERDAY WAS A BIT ODD, HUH? 329 00:15:25,295 --> 00:15:28,125 YEAH, YEAH. SMALL WORLD, HUH? 330 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:31,298 I'VE BEEN CONSIDERING THE SITUATION. 331 00:15:31,301 --> 00:15:34,001 IT'S BEEN SIX MONTHS SINCE MY DIVORCE, 332 00:15:34,004 --> 00:15:37,314 AND I HAVEN'T MET ANY MEN WHOSE COMPANY I ENJOYED 333 00:15:37,307 --> 00:15:39,207 AS MUCH AS I ENJOYED YOURS YESTERDAY. 334 00:15:39,209 --> 00:15:42,039 I WAS UNCHARACTERISTICALLY ON YESTERDAY. 335 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,712 I'M NORMALLY KIND OF A DUD. 336 00:15:43,713 --> 00:15:45,253 (chuckles) 337 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,975 I THINK WE SHOULD GO OUT. WE'RE ADULTS. 338 00:15:47,978 --> 00:15:51,318 CORY AND LITA ARE NEARLY ADULTS. 339 00:15:51,321 --> 00:15:53,051 WHAT'S THE HARM? 340 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,158 OH, MY GOD. 341 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,330 THIS IS WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE IN MEAT HEAVEN. 342 00:16:02,332 --> 00:16:05,402 IS THIS HOW YOU GET YOUR DATES TO DO YOUR BIDDING FOR YOU? 343 00:16:05,395 --> 00:16:08,235 ACTUALLY, UH, NO, I-I NEVER COOK FOR MY DATES. 344 00:16:08,238 --> 00:16:10,538 HONESTLY, UM, SINCE MY WIFE LEFT ME, 345 00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:14,300 IT'S JUST BEEN ME AND A SERIES OF FLOOZIES WITH PRIVILEGES, 346 00:16:14,304 --> 00:16:16,454 AND TAKEOUT CHINESE USUALLY DOES THE TRICK. 347 00:16:16,446 --> 00:16:18,976 IF YOU WERE SATISFIED WITH FLOOZIES WITH PRIVILEGES, 348 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,278 YOU WOULDN'T HAVE CREATED 349 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,280 A SCREENSAVER WITH RILEY'S FACE ON IT. 350 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,612 WELL, I WAS A COP FOR EIGHT YEARS, 351 00:16:24,614 --> 00:16:27,394 THEN A P.I. FOR THE LAST SIX. 352 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,357 I DON'T MEET MANY PURE PEOPLE, 353 00:16:29,359 --> 00:16:32,389 MANY GOOD, REALLY GOOD PEOPLE. 354 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:35,232 AND LAST NIGHT WAS JUST SO PERFECT. 355 00:16:35,225 --> 00:16:37,225 YOU KNOW, I... 356 00:16:37,227 --> 00:16:40,127 IT'S WEIRD HOW EVERYTHING CAME TOGETHER LIKE THAT. 357 00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:42,130 LIKE THE GODS WERE SMILING UPON YOU. 358 00:16:42,132 --> 00:16:46,242 YEAH. WELL, I'M JUST AFRAID THAT AFTER LAST NIGHT'S MAGIC, 359 00:16:46,236 --> 00:16:48,376 YOU KNOW, THINGS ARE GONNA WEAR OFF, 360 00:16:48,378 --> 00:16:50,738 AND SHE'S GONNA COME TO HER SENSES. 361 00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:53,110 (telephone rings) 362 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:56,023 (ring, beep) HEY, IT'S NICK. 363 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,315 HEY, RILEY. 364 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,447 OH. 365 00:16:59,449 --> 00:17:01,789 NO, I-I-I GET IT. SAY NO MORE. 366 00:17:01,791 --> 00:17:04,391 THINGS COME UP. WHAT? WAIT. NO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 367 00:17:04,394 --> 00:17:07,604 GIVE ME THAT. RILEY, WHAT'S UP? HEY, TREVOR, LET HER BACK OUT OF THE DATE 368 00:17:07,597 --> 00:17:10,157 WITH DIGNITY, ALL RIGHT? (Trevor) OKAY, LISTEN, WE'RE ON OUR WAY. 369 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,700 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 370 00:17:11,701 --> 00:17:14,161 HE SAYS HIS NAME IS TED SMITH. 371 00:17:14,164 --> 00:17:16,374 HE LIVES WITH HIS DAUGHTER'S FAMILY, 372 00:17:16,366 --> 00:17:18,606 BUT HE CAN'T REMEMBER HER MARRIED NAME. 373 00:17:18,608 --> 00:17:20,768 HE'S SUFFERING FROM DEMENTIA AND PROBABLY FORGOT 374 00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:23,770 TO TAKE HIS PILLS AND WANDERED AWAY FROM HIS HOUSE. THIS IS EVERYTHING HE HAD IN HIS POCKET-- 375 00:17:23,773 --> 00:17:26,423 A BUS RECEIPT, SOME COUGH DROPS AND THIS. 376 00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:28,416 IT'S A THANK-YOU CARD FROM A "BOBBY," 377 00:17:28,418 --> 00:17:30,578 BUT THERE'S NO LAST NAME OR ADDRESS. 378 00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:34,420 HMM. YEAH, WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET HIM HOME WITH THIS. 379 00:17:34,424 --> 00:17:35,734 WHO ARE YOU, NOSTRADAMUS? 380 00:17:35,725 --> 00:17:37,755 THERE'S NO ADDRESS, NO LAST NAME. 381 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:40,287 NOTICE THE SNOWMAN HOLDING THE NEWSPAPER? 382 00:17:40,290 --> 00:17:43,290 PAPERBOY GAVE HIM THIS. ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS CALL THE PAPER 383 00:17:43,293 --> 00:17:45,743 AND FIND OUT BOBBY'S ROUTE. 384 00:17:45,735 --> 00:17:47,295 THEN WHAT? 385 00:17:47,297 --> 00:17:49,497 ALL RIGHT, GANG, WE KEEP KNOCKING ON DOORS 386 00:17:49,499 --> 00:17:51,569 UNTIL WE FIND SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HIM. 387 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,741 THIS IS NOT THE SEXY PART OF DETECTIVE WORK. 388 00:17:56,706 --> 00:17:59,706 (Claire) SO I'M GUESSING THE CHIPPING IN ON THIS QUEST 389 00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:02,279 WAS YOUR IDEA FOR NICK TO IMPRESS RILEY? 390 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,282 NOT CHIPPING IN. HE'S SPEARHEADING. 391 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,294 AND IT'S HIS IDEA, BY THE WAY. 392 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,786 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? WE SHOULD PROBABLY SPLIT UP. 393 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,288 WE CAN PROBABLY COVER MORE GROUND THAT WAY. 394 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,321 YOU CAN'T BE LEFT TO YOUR OWN DEVICES. 395 00:18:13,323 --> 00:18:16,303 YOU'LL GO DOOR-TO-DOOR TRYING TO FIND TED A GIRLFRIEND 396 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,266 INSTEAD OF FINDING HIM HIS HOME. 397 00:18:18,268 --> 00:18:20,428 SO YOU THINK TED'S SINGLE? (sighs) 398 00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:24,400 SO EVEN A P.I. CAN USE HIS SKILLS FOR SOMETHING GOOD. 399 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,414 YEAH, RIGHT. (doorbell rings) 400 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:29,536 I'LL PAY MY RENT WITH KARMA POINTS. (chuckles) 401 00:18:29,539 --> 00:18:34,409 YOU DO A LOUSY IMPRESSION OF A MISANTHROPE, DETECTIVE. 402 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:37,294 UH, HI. UM, WE'RE HOPING YOU MIGHT KNOW THIS MAN? 403 00:18:37,287 --> 00:18:40,217 YEAH, I THINK HE'S, LIKE, THE DAD OF THE LADY 404 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,220 THAT LIVES NEXT DOOR. 405 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,252 THANKS. YEAH, THANKS. 406 00:18:44,254 --> 00:18:46,464 OH! THANK GOD. 407 00:18:46,456 --> 00:18:48,296 (children) GRANDPA! GRANDPA! 408 00:18:48,298 --> 00:18:50,558 THERE'S MY KIDS! 409 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,330 (laughs) MM. 410 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:57,142 (woman) WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I'VE BEEN SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 411 00:19:08,318 --> 00:19:10,418 (Nick) THE PRIME RIB AND THE SALAD 412 00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:13,420 ARE PROBABLY GONERS, BUT I THINK I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SALVAGE 413 00:19:13,423 --> 00:19:16,433 THE DESSERT COURSE. I'M SO SORRY I RUINED YOUR DINNER. 414 00:19:16,426 --> 00:19:20,556 I HOPE YOU DIDN'T GO TO TOO MUCH TROUBLE. AH, NO TROUBLE AT ALL. NOW WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT? 415 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,860 JUST GIVE ME A SECOND. OKAY. 416 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:26,302 HEY, CAN I AT LEAST HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING? 417 00:19:26,296 --> 00:19:29,396 SO... 418 00:19:29,399 --> 00:19:33,339 THIS IS YOUR VERSION OF "NO TROUBLE"? 419 00:19:33,343 --> 00:19:35,383 I WOULDN'T SAY THAT. 420 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:38,645 THIS IS A BAD IDEA. 421 00:19:38,648 --> 00:19:41,478 MM, WORST IDEA EVER. 422 00:19:45,315 --> 00:19:47,415 I'M NOT USUALLY THIS CHATTY. MM. 423 00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:49,717 I'M ALSO NOT USUALLY THIS POPULAR. 424 00:19:49,719 --> 00:19:51,719 ARE THEY STARVED FOR ATTENTION, 425 00:19:51,721 --> 00:19:54,721 OR, UM, IS THE PEPPERONI I SLIPPED IN MY POCKET 426 00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:57,474 A GOOD CALL? MM, I THINK THEY'RE JUST BALLSY. 427 00:19:57,467 --> 00:20:00,467 MY INSTINCT WAS TO JUST LAY ACROSS YOUR LAP AS WELL, 428 00:20:00,470 --> 00:20:02,300 BUT I DIDN'T HAVE THE NERVE. 429 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,902 OH, UM... 430 00:20:06,436 --> 00:20:09,276 THANK GOODNESS FOR SECOND CHANCES. 431 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,311 (laughs) OH, WOW. 432 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:16,323 THAT--THE DOGS ARE RIGHT. THAT'S REALLY NICE. YEAH. 433 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:19,586 THAT'S A REALLY NICE LAP. 434 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,722 (laughs) 435 00:20:36,366 --> 00:20:38,766 WHAT--WHAT--WHAT IS THAT SMILE ABOUT, MISTER? 436 00:20:38,768 --> 00:20:40,368 WHAT--THAT? YEAH. 437 00:20:40,370 --> 00:20:41,540 IT'S REMORSE. (laughs) 438 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,771 REGRET. I WAS RIGHT. NO GOOD COULD COME OF THIS. OKAY. 439 00:20:44,774 --> 00:20:46,284 I SWEAR. OKAY. (laughs) 440 00:20:48,478 --> 00:20:50,918 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT... 441 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,420 I FEEL AWFUL. 442 00:20:52,422 --> 00:20:54,422 NEVER FELT WORSE. 443 00:20:59,589 --> 00:21:02,829 OH, GOD. I AM SO LATE. 444 00:21:02,832 --> 00:21:05,472 (groans) 445 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:08,465 I WISH I COULD STAY, BUT I HAVE TO GET TO THE CENTER. 446 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:11,438 YEAH, WELL, I GOTTA VIDEOTAPE 447 00:21:11,441 --> 00:21:13,671 A CONGRESSMAN WITH A HOOKER, SO... 448 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,003 (laughs) 449 00:21:15,004 --> 00:21:18,454 I'M ASSUMING THAT WHILE YOU WERE SURVEILLING ME, 450 00:21:18,448 --> 00:21:20,808 YOU MANAGED TO GET MY PHONE NUMBER? 451 00:21:20,810 --> 00:21:22,910 I DID. 452 00:21:22,912 --> 00:21:25,422 SO I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER? 453 00:21:25,415 --> 00:21:26,785 COUNT ON IT. 454 00:21:29,619 --> 00:21:31,659 MM. MM. 455 00:21:34,364 --> 00:21:36,004 (keys jangle) 456 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:39,325 (door opens) 457 00:21:39,329 --> 00:21:40,499 (door closes) 458 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,414 HEY. SORRY I'M LATE. 459 00:22:16,406 --> 00:22:18,436 AH. BAGGY EYES, BEDHEAD, 460 00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:20,768 THAT "I'VE BEEN MISBEHAVIN'" SHEEN, 461 00:22:20,770 --> 00:22:22,940 AND IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN... 462 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:26,482 I BELIEVE THEY CALL THAT TYPE OF WALK A "SWAGGER." 463 00:22:26,476 --> 00:22:28,476 DON'T YOU DARE SULLY THE MEMORY 464 00:22:28,478 --> 00:22:29,978 OF LAST NIGHT'S ENCOUNTER 465 00:22:29,979 --> 00:22:31,979 WITH YOUR JUVENILE INTIMATIONS. 466 00:22:31,981 --> 00:22:33,521 ENCOUNTER? 467 00:22:33,523 --> 00:22:36,533 YOU SOUND LIKE YOU PICKED HER UP AT AN AIRPORT. 468 00:22:36,526 --> 00:22:38,526 AND BY THE WAY, JUST SO YOU KNOW, 469 00:22:38,528 --> 00:22:40,788 I CAN GET A LOT MORE JUVENILE THAN THIS. 470 00:22:40,790 --> 00:22:42,830 BUT... YOU LIKE HER? 471 00:22:42,832 --> 00:22:44,432 YEAH, I LIKE HER. 472 00:22:44,434 --> 00:22:47,504 SAY IT LOUD, SAY IT PROUD. I BELIEVE IN CUPID! 473 00:22:47,497 --> 00:22:49,537 WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR. OKAY. 474 00:22:49,539 --> 00:22:52,539 DEFINITELY WAS A CONNECTION. 475 00:22:52,542 --> 00:22:54,042 SO... 476 00:22:54,043 --> 00:22:56,553 CORY'S MOM SLUNK BACK IN THE HOUSE 477 00:22:56,546 --> 00:22:58,946 AT AROUND 5:00 THIS MORNING. 478 00:22:58,948 --> 00:23:01,908 WHICH YOU KNOW HOW? HE CALLED ME. 479 00:23:01,911 --> 00:23:05,051 I WAS AT HOME WORKING ON THE ANNIVERSARY PARTY R.S.V.P.s, 480 00:23:05,054 --> 00:23:07,064 NOT THAT IT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS. 481 00:23:07,056 --> 00:23:09,516 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU ASKED OUT MY BOYFRIEND'S MOM. 482 00:23:09,519 --> 00:23:12,419 SHE ASKED ME OUT. NOT THAT IT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS. 483 00:23:12,422 --> 00:23:14,922 OH, IT IS SO MY BUSINESS. CORY IS FREAKING OUT. 484 00:23:14,924 --> 00:23:17,904 LOOK, HE'S AN ONLY CHILD. HE HASN'T EVEN COME TO GRIPS 485 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,927 WITH THE FACT THAT HIS PARENTS SPLIT UP. IT'S BEEN SIX MONTHS. 486 00:23:20,930 --> 00:23:23,070 YEAH, AND NOW HIS MOM IS COMING HOME 487 00:23:23,072 --> 00:23:25,682 WITH HER HAIR ALL MUSSED UP. CORY NEEDS TO GET HIS OWN PLACE. 488 00:23:25,675 --> 00:23:28,405 HE MOVED BACK HOME BECAUSE HIS MOM WAS FEELING ALL ALONE 489 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,437 IN HER APARTMENT. AND I'M SORRY, 490 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:33,180 BUT ISN'T THE GOD OF LOVE SUPPOSED TO BE PULLING 491 00:23:33,182 --> 00:23:36,152 FOR MY RELATIONSHIP, TOO? UH, I MADE THE INTRODUCTION FOR FELIX. 492 00:23:36,145 --> 00:23:38,585 I GOT A BIT MORE INVESTED. 493 00:23:38,588 --> 00:23:40,988 PLUS, HE'S A LOT NICER TO ME THAN YOU ARE. 494 00:23:40,990 --> 00:23:42,990 YOU'RE GONNA BLOW THIS FOR ME, FELIX. 495 00:23:42,992 --> 00:23:45,022 LITA, YOU WALK ACROSS THE STREET, 496 00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:47,164 AND GUYS FALL AT YOUR FEET. 497 00:23:47,156 --> 00:23:49,556 I DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO LEARN YOUR BOYFRIENDS' NAMES 498 00:23:49,559 --> 00:23:51,729 BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD THE RAM. (sighs) 499 00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:54,731 THIS GUY IS SPECIAL TO ME, FELIX. 500 00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,844 I THINK MIRA IS PRETTY SPECIAL. 501 00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:59,966 BUT WHAT ARE YOU TO HER? 502 00:23:59,969 --> 00:24:02,669 THINK IT RHYMES WITH "FREEBOUND"? 503 00:24:02,672 --> 00:24:04,842 (Nick) TREVOR? 504 00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:06,854 GET THAT MAN A DRINK. 505 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:10,548 HEY. HEY. 506 00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:12,150 SO... HOW'D IT GO? 507 00:24:12,151 --> 00:24:15,151 THE WAY THE TWO OF YOU WERE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER 508 00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:18,134 LAST NIGHT IN FRONT OF TED'S HOUSE WHEN WE LEFT... 509 00:24:18,127 --> 00:24:21,127 GOOD, GOOD. YOU KNOW, RILEY'S, UH, SHE'S A SWEET GIRL. 510 00:24:21,130 --> 00:24:24,490 CAN I GET A GLASS OF WHATEVER'S ON TAP? YOU GOT IT. 511 00:24:24,494 --> 00:24:27,474 SO, UM, HOW DO YOU KNOW RILEY, ANYWAY? 512 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,766 OH, SHE'S CLAIRE'S FRIEND. KNOWN HER FOR A WHILE, THOUGH? 513 00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:32,239 NO, BUT SHE'S, YOU KNOW, ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE 514 00:24:32,241 --> 00:24:35,241 YOU FEEL CLOSE TO RIGHT AWAY, YOU KNOW? YEAH, SHE IS, ISN'T SHE? 515 00:24:35,244 --> 00:24:37,854 YEAH. (chuckles) 516 00:24:37,847 --> 00:24:40,847 I CAN'T BELIEVE A GIRL LIKE THAT'S STILL ON THE MARKET. 517 00:24:40,850 --> 00:24:42,980 WELL, WAS SHE, UH, SINGLE WHEN YOU MET HER? 518 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:45,862 WHAT IS THIS, BUYER'S REMORSE? 519 00:24:45,855 --> 00:24:48,515 ALL RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT I KNOW ABOUT RILEY HANES-- 520 00:24:48,518 --> 00:24:50,018 WHAT YOU KNOW. 521 00:24:50,019 --> 00:24:52,019 ALL RIGHT? SHE'S CARING AND KIND. 522 00:24:52,021 --> 00:24:53,821 YEAH, SHE MAY BE, 523 00:24:53,823 --> 00:24:56,803 BUT RILEY HANES HAS ONLY EXISTED FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS. 524 00:24:56,796 --> 00:24:59,496 I DID A LITTLE DIGGING. 525 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:02,498 SHE SEEMS TO HAVE ARRIVED FULLY FORMED INTO THE WORLD 526 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,701 IN 2006-- NO TRACE OF HER BEFORE THEN. 527 00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:06,884 SO THEN THERE'S A CLERICAL ERROR, 528 00:25:06,876 --> 00:25:09,506 OR THE HALL OF RECORDS IN HER HOMETOWN BURNED DOWN. 529 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,778 AND SHE'S GOT A THING FOR MARRIED MEN. 530 00:25:11,781 --> 00:25:13,611 (scoffs) YOU'RE CRAZY. 531 00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:14,743 GRAYSON DAVIS-- 532 00:25:14,744 --> 00:25:16,854 OWNS HALF OF BOSTON. 533 00:25:16,846 --> 00:25:19,216 PICKED UP RILEY, SPENT A COUPLE HOURS 534 00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:22,288 OVER AT THE SOHO GRAND BEFORE TAKING HER BACK TO HER PLACE. 535 00:25:22,291 --> 00:25:24,021 EXPLAINS HOW A SOCIAL WORKER 536 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:26,733 AFFORDS A 5 GRAND A MONTH APARTMENT, RIGHT? 537 00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:29,826 THIS IS WHY SHE WAS SO DESPERATE TO GET THOSE PHOTOS BACK. 538 00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:33,099 IN MY LINE OF WORK, I SEE THIS KIND OF THING EVERY DAY. 539 00:25:33,102 --> 00:25:35,572 WELL, YOU SOUND LIKE ONE OF THOSE MEDICAL STUDENTS 540 00:25:35,565 --> 00:25:37,835 WHO CONVINCES THEMSELF THEY HAVE LEPROSY. 541 00:25:37,837 --> 00:25:39,537 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, TREVOR, 542 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:43,568 OR MAYBE THIS TIME TOMORROW, I'LL HAVE THE MONEY SHOT. 543 00:25:43,573 --> 00:25:46,123 I'LL SEE YOU AROUND. 544 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,780 GOT A DONATION FOR YOU HERE-- 545 00:25:52,782 --> 00:25:56,892 OLIVES, MARASCHINO CHERRIES, A LITTLE BLOODY MARY MIX. THANKS. 546 00:25:56,886 --> 00:25:59,586 THAT'S SWEET. YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THE HOMELESS 547 00:25:59,589 --> 00:26:01,889 MAY WANT TO HOST A COCKTAIL PARTY. (laughs) 548 00:26:01,891 --> 00:26:03,891 OH, HEY, DID YOU SEE ME YESTERDAY? 549 00:26:03,893 --> 00:26:06,903 I SAW YOU OUTSIDE THE SOHO GRAND. OH, IT MUST'VE BEEN SOMEONE ELSE. 550 00:26:06,896 --> 00:26:10,896 I WASN'T AT THE SOHO GRAND. OH, SURE, YOU WERE GOING INTO THE HOTEL WITH THAT GUY-- 551 00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:14,300 WHAT'S HIS NAME? THE BIG MONEY GUY--GRAYSON DAVIS. I'M SUCH AN IDIOT. 552 00:26:14,303 --> 00:26:16,853 UM, THE SECOND YOU SAID "GRAYSON," I REMEMBERED. 553 00:26:16,846 --> 00:26:18,806 WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET AT THE PENINSULA, 554 00:26:18,808 --> 00:26:22,008 BUT THEN HE CHANGED IT. WE WERE, UH, MEETING ABOUT A DONATION 555 00:26:22,011 --> 00:26:25,891 HE'S GIVING THE CENTER. WELL, I'M SURE YOU CONVINCED HIM TO GIVE A LOT. 556 00:26:25,885 --> 00:26:28,855 YEAH. 557 00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:33,320 (Trevor) I WAS SO SURE I WAS RIGHT. 558 00:26:33,322 --> 00:26:35,932 NOT A MOMENT'S PAUSE. JUST--BANG--INSPIRATION. 559 00:26:35,925 --> 00:26:38,265 YOU KNOW, LIKE--IT WAS LIKE A LOVE LIGHT BULB 560 00:26:38,267 --> 00:26:40,267 WENT OFF OVER MY HEAD, YOU KNOW? 561 00:26:40,269 --> 00:26:42,999 NICK AND RILEY-- THEY BELONG TOGETHER. 562 00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:45,132 NOW EVERYTHING'S A MESS. 563 00:26:45,134 --> 00:26:47,684 WELL, MAYBE THIS IS SHOWING YOU THAT IT'S TIME 564 00:26:47,677 --> 00:26:50,737 TO STOP LOOKING AT YOURSELF AS CUPID. BUT I AM CUPID. 565 00:26:50,740 --> 00:26:52,910 THAT'S WHY THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING. 566 00:26:52,912 --> 00:26:56,092 YOU KNOW, THEY CAN'T TEACH THIS, ALL RIGHT? THERE'S NO MANUAL. 567 00:26:56,085 --> 00:26:58,685 IT'S ALL ME. ALL INSTINCT. 568 00:26:58,688 --> 00:27:00,888 MAYBE THAT JUST GOES AWAY. 569 00:27:00,890 --> 00:27:03,290 TOO MANY YEARS OF TAKING IT FOR GRANTED. 570 00:27:03,292 --> 00:27:05,292 MAYBE THEY WERE RIGHT. 571 00:27:05,294 --> 00:27:06,734 THEY? 572 00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:08,156 OH. 573 00:27:08,157 --> 00:27:12,057 THE PEOPLE WHO THREW YOU OUT OF MT. OLYMPUS. 574 00:27:12,061 --> 00:27:14,061 MAYBE I'VE LOST MY GIFT. 575 00:27:27,376 --> 00:27:31,276 SORRY I'M LATE. ARE YOU IN A BETTER MOOD THAN YESTERDAY? 576 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:35,420 MORE REASONABLE? OH, I'M IN A GREAT MOOD. COULDN'T BE BETTER. 577 00:27:35,424 --> 00:27:37,434 HMM. (man) FRESH FLOWERS FOR YOU? 578 00:27:37,426 --> 00:27:40,426 (sighs) OH. THANK YOU. SO... ABOUT THIS MAN YOU'RE SEEING-- 579 00:27:40,429 --> 00:27:44,059 IT'S OVER. NO MORE. 580 00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:47,003 (Grayson) I WON'T TOLERATE IT. (Riley) YEAH. (laughs) 581 00:27:46,996 --> 00:27:49,736 UM, THAT'S-- THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. (shutter clicking) 582 00:27:49,739 --> 00:27:52,399 YOU'RE UNDERESTIMATING HOW SERIOUS I AM. 583 00:27:52,401 --> 00:27:55,071 YOU'RE DOING A LITTLE OF THAT YOURSELF. 584 00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:58,714 I-I THINK I LOVE HIM, DAD. 585 00:27:58,708 --> 00:28:01,108 DAD? YES, BABY! 586 00:28:01,110 --> 00:28:03,850 PRISCILLA DAVIS, YOU'RE NOT TO SEE HIM. 587 00:28:03,853 --> 00:28:09,023 I WON'T DISCUSS IT AGAIN. "PRISCILLA"? 588 00:28:09,018 --> 00:28:10,388 (horns honk) 589 00:28:10,389 --> 00:28:11,959 (Riley and Nick laugh) 590 00:28:11,961 --> 00:28:13,461 (kisses) (laughs) 591 00:28:13,462 --> 00:28:15,732 YOU ARE IN AN EXCEPTIONAL MOOD, NICK. 592 00:28:15,725 --> 00:28:18,895 YEAH, I'M NOT SURE I CARE FOR IT. 593 00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:22,098 I LIKE MY PRIVATE DETECTIVE LOVERS LIKE MY EGGS-- 594 00:28:22,101 --> 00:28:23,401 HARD-BOILED. 595 00:28:23,402 --> 00:28:25,402 MM. MM. THOUGH I AM-- 596 00:28:25,404 --> 00:28:28,014 I AM COMING AROUND TO SUNNY-SIDE UP. 597 00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:30,237 (door buzzes) MM. CHINESE FOOD'S HERE. 598 00:28:30,239 --> 00:28:33,039 WHOA, WHOA, YOU DON'T HAVE A TOP ON. 599 00:28:33,042 --> 00:28:35,242 YOU DON'T HAVE PANTS ON. 600 00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:40,016 (door opens) 601 00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:42,119 (groans) 602 00:28:42,121 --> 00:28:44,321 (door closes) NICK? 603 00:28:48,257 --> 00:28:50,257 THESE ARE FROM YESTERDAY. 604 00:28:53,162 --> 00:28:55,302 YOU'RE SPYING ON ME AGAIN? 605 00:28:55,304 --> 00:28:59,514 IT'S--IT'S THE WAY I AM. I DON'T TRUST ANYONE. 606 00:28:59,508 --> 00:29:03,138 I-I GOT THE IMPRESSION YOU KNOW WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE. 607 00:29:03,142 --> 00:29:05,072 YEAH. I, UM... 608 00:29:05,074 --> 00:29:10,254 I SUPPOSE I COULD EVENTUALLY GET OVER THE SPYING. 609 00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:12,879 HERE'S THE THING. UH... 610 00:29:14,483 --> 00:29:17,063 I LEFT BOSTON AND CHANGED MY NAME 611 00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:19,356 BECAUSE I COULDN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE 612 00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:21,758 BETWEEN THE MEN WHO LOVED ME 613 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:25,760 AND MEN WHO JUST WANTED TO BE HEIR TO THE FAMILY FORTUNE. 614 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:29,404 SO NOW THAT YOU KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT ME... 615 00:29:29,398 --> 00:29:34,268 I'M SURE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHY I CAN NEVER TRUST YOU. 616 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:36,483 RILEY. 617 00:29:45,154 --> 00:29:46,894 (door opens) 618 00:29:46,886 --> 00:29:48,156 (sighs) 619 00:29:48,157 --> 00:29:50,117 IF YOU'RE A MORNING DRINKER, 620 00:29:50,119 --> 00:29:52,119 YOU MIGHT WANT TO POUR YOURSELF SOMETHING. 621 00:29:52,121 --> 00:29:54,891 I'M ALREADY TWO IRISH COFFEES IN, BUT THANKS. 622 00:29:54,894 --> 00:29:57,334 YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT RILEY. 623 00:29:57,326 --> 00:29:59,826 I ASKED HER ABOUT GRAYSON, THE TYCOON CHARACTER, 624 00:29:59,829 --> 00:30:02,229 AND SHE LIED TO ME. 625 00:30:02,231 --> 00:30:04,231 I-I KNOW I TALKED YOU INTO THIS, 626 00:30:04,233 --> 00:30:06,443 SO FEEL FREE TO THROW SOMETHING AT ME. 627 00:30:06,435 --> 00:30:08,105 THURMAN MUNSON'S BASEBALL'S HANDY. 628 00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:10,107 OH, BUT NOT IN THE FACE. 629 00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:12,309 NO? MY STOMACH IS CLOSING IN ON ITSELF 630 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:15,511 LIKE THE "POLTERGEIST" HOUSE. IT'S CALLED GUILT. 631 00:30:15,514 --> 00:30:18,924 WHAT, IS THAT WHAT THIS IS CALLED? IT'S AWFUL. 632 00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:21,348 YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. 633 00:30:21,350 --> 00:30:23,550 RILEY DIDN'T LIE. 634 00:30:23,552 --> 00:30:25,052 SHE DIDN'T? 635 00:30:25,054 --> 00:30:27,064 THAT SILVER FOX WASN'T HER SUGAR DADDY. 636 00:30:27,056 --> 00:30:29,056 HE WAS HER DADDY DADDY. 637 00:30:29,058 --> 00:30:31,528 SO I WASN'T WRONG. 638 00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:36,240 MY GUT WASN'T WRONG. 639 00:30:36,235 --> 00:30:40,235 IN YOUR FACE, MT. OLYMPUS DISCIPLINARY TRIBUNAL! 640 00:30:40,239 --> 00:30:43,409 THE WORST PART IS, I THINK I LOST HER FOREVER. 641 00:30:43,412 --> 00:30:45,242 IN YOUR FACE, DR. CLAIRE 642 00:30:45,244 --> 00:30:48,554 "MAYBE YOU SHOULD QUIT BELIEVING IN YOURSELF" McCRAE! (laughs) 643 00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:51,447 GLAD TO SEE YOU DON'T FIND THE "LOST HER FOREVER" PART 644 00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:54,620 AS DEPRESSING AS I DO. WAIT. WHAT? 645 00:30:54,623 --> 00:30:56,493 NICK KAZARIAN, P.I., 646 00:30:56,485 --> 00:30:58,285 WHAT DID YOU DO? 647 00:30:58,287 --> 00:31:01,257 THE CRAZY THING? I KNOW MY DAD SOUNDS LIKE A VILLAIN 648 00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:03,430 IN ALL THIS, AND, HMM, MAYBE HE IS. 649 00:31:03,432 --> 00:31:06,442 HE'S RIGHT TO BE WORRIED ABOUT HIS FORTUNE. 650 00:31:06,435 --> 00:31:08,435 ONE OF HIS BIGGEST FEARS, HE SAYS, 651 00:31:08,437 --> 00:31:10,437 IS I'LL TAKE MY INHERITANCE CHECK 652 00:31:10,439 --> 00:31:12,499 AND PUT IT IN A HOBO'S TIN CUP. 653 00:31:12,501 --> 00:31:16,481 "HOBO"--HIS WORD. ACTUALLY, THE CHECK PART DOES SOUND LIKE YOU. 654 00:31:16,475 --> 00:31:19,305 (laughs) HIS OTHER FEAR IS THAT I'LL MARRY BADLY. 655 00:31:19,308 --> 00:31:22,348 WHEN I WAS, OH, 25, 656 00:31:22,351 --> 00:31:25,351 MY FATHER BEGGED ME TO GO OUT WITH BRENT CHASE, 657 00:31:25,354 --> 00:31:27,924 THIS YOUNG V.P. FROM HIS COMPANY. 658 00:31:27,917 --> 00:31:30,217 I EVENTUALLY AGREED TO AN INTRODUCTION, 659 00:31:30,219 --> 00:31:33,059 AND, UH, SURPRISE, SURPRISE, WE HIT IT OFF. 660 00:31:33,062 --> 00:31:36,002 HE WAS MY KIND OF GUY-- 661 00:31:35,995 --> 00:31:38,365 A MENTOR TO AN INNER-CITY GANG KID. 662 00:31:38,367 --> 00:31:39,967 HE TAUGHT ADULT LITERACY CLASSES. 663 00:31:39,969 --> 00:31:43,499 HE ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM AT A BREAST CANCER 10-K. 664 00:31:43,502 --> 00:31:46,012 SOMETHING BAD IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN, ISN'T IT? 665 00:31:46,005 --> 00:31:49,035 BEFORE THE WEDDING, I DISCOVERED THAT MY FATHER 666 00:31:49,038 --> 00:31:52,078 HAD BASICALLY INVENTED BRANT. 667 00:31:52,081 --> 00:31:54,511 HE, UH, HE COACHED HIM. 668 00:31:54,513 --> 00:31:58,523 HE DIRECTED HIM EVERY STEP OF OUR RELATIONSHIP. 669 00:31:58,517 --> 00:32:01,017 I WAS ABOUT TO MARRY A MAN 670 00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:04,520 WHO WAS A COMPLETE WORK OF FICTION. 671 00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:07,433 THAT IS A REMARKABLE STORY. 672 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:09,556 AH, RICH PEOPLE. 673 00:32:09,558 --> 00:32:11,598 CRAZY, RIGHT? 674 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:15,530 SO THAT'S WHEN I CHANGED MY NAME, 675 00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:17,114 LEGALLY. 676 00:32:17,106 --> 00:32:18,406 AND I MOVED HERE, 677 00:32:18,407 --> 00:32:20,407 DETERMINED TO LIVE LIFE ON MY TERMS. 678 00:32:20,409 --> 00:32:24,469 AND I JUST--I THOUGHT I SAW SOMETHING IN NICK-- 679 00:32:24,473 --> 00:32:27,453 A SWEETNESS BENEATH THAT SEEN-IT-ALL FACADE. I... 680 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:29,416 SPEAK, PLEASE. PERMISSION GRANTED. 681 00:32:29,418 --> 00:32:32,548 AN "I TOLD YOU SO" IS SO DESERVED HERE. 682 00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:37,291 ALL I WANTED TO SAY IS THAT SWEETNESS IN NICK-- 683 00:32:37,286 --> 00:32:38,686 I SAW IT, TOO. 684 00:32:41,390 --> 00:32:45,060 (knock on door) 685 00:32:45,064 --> 00:32:46,574 MR. KAZARIAN. 686 00:32:46,565 --> 00:32:48,565 I DON'T HAVE AN APPOINTMENT. 687 00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:52,997 WELL, WALK-INS WELCOME. HAVE A SEAT, MR. DAVIS. 688 00:32:53,002 --> 00:32:55,542 YES, OF COURSE YOU KNOW WHO I AM. 689 00:32:55,544 --> 00:32:58,484 MY NAME, AFTER ALL, IS WHY WE'RE ALL HERE. 690 00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:00,477 THIS IS MY LAWYER-- MR. STRATHMORE. 691 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:03,979 YEAH, I GUESSED. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 692 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:07,522 ACTUALLY, I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU WHAT I CAN DO FOR YOU. 693 00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:11,358 (Lita) LOWER, TREVOR. 694 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,520 A LITTLE LOWER. LOWER, A LITTLE LOWER. 695 00:33:13,522 --> 00:33:16,102 LIKE, AN INCH LOWER. LIKE--LIKE ANOTHER INCH? 696 00:33:16,095 --> 00:33:19,065 WELL, ANOTHER INCH. UGH, YOU WENT TOO FAR DOWN. 697 00:33:19,068 --> 00:33:21,398 GO BACK UP. I HOPE CORY FINDS THIS ROMANTIC, 698 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,430 BECAUSE YOU'RE KILLING THE MOOD FOR ME. DUDE. 699 00:33:23,432 --> 00:33:26,442 CORY'S COMING TO THE PARTY, SO WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM? 700 00:33:26,435 --> 00:33:29,405 UH, CORY PUNCHING TREVOR WILL SHOW A SERIOUS COMMITMENT 701 00:33:29,408 --> 00:33:31,538 TO THE RELATIONSHIP, RIGHT? THOUGH I GUESS 702 00:33:31,540 --> 00:33:34,480 BRINGING MY DATE TO A FAMILY PARTY WILL DO THE SAME THING. 703 00:33:34,483 --> 00:33:37,493 SEE, I THOUGHT MIRA AGREEING TO BE MY DATE FOR THE PARTY 704 00:33:37,486 --> 00:33:39,186 WAS A PROMISING SIGN. 705 00:33:39,188 --> 00:33:41,788 GOOD TO KNOW WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE ABOUT SOMETHING. GOOD TO KNOW. 706 00:33:41,790 --> 00:33:44,790 I GUESS CORY'S PROBLEMS WITH MY DATING HIS MOTHER WENT AWAY 707 00:33:44,793 --> 00:33:48,063 IF HE'S COMING TO THE PARTY. NO, ACTUALLY, THEY HAVEN'T. 708 00:33:48,057 --> 00:33:51,057 HE JUST KNOWS HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS TO ME. 709 00:33:57,066 --> 00:33:58,766 DAD. 710 00:33:58,767 --> 00:34:01,067 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 711 00:34:01,070 --> 00:34:03,570 WHY DON'T YOU GET IN THE CAR? 712 00:34:03,572 --> 00:34:06,082 I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD SEE. 713 00:34:08,147 --> 00:34:10,447 (Grayson) I APOLOGIZE FOR THE POOR CAMERA ANGLE. 714 00:34:10,449 --> 00:34:12,579 JEFFREY FOUND A WONDER BRIEFCASE 715 00:34:12,581 --> 00:34:15,081 THAT CONCEALS A SMALL VIDEO CAMERA. 716 00:34:15,084 --> 00:34:17,594 (presses key) (Grayson) IT'S VERY SIMPLE, MR. KAZARIAN. 717 00:34:17,586 --> 00:34:19,386 YOU SIGN THIS CONTRACT 718 00:34:19,388 --> 00:34:21,688 AGREEING TO STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER, 719 00:34:21,690 --> 00:34:24,060 AND YOU GET A CHECK FOR $100,000. 720 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:26,472 (Nick) JEEZ, ARE YOU SERIOUS? 721 00:34:26,465 --> 00:34:29,295 I'M NOT KNOWN FOR MY PRACTICAL JOKES, MR. KAZARIAN. 722 00:34:29,298 --> 00:34:31,338 100 GRAND? 723 00:34:31,340 --> 00:34:33,100 WELL... 724 00:34:33,102 --> 00:34:34,742 WHERE DO I SIGN? 725 00:34:34,743 --> 00:34:36,853 I THINK YOU GET THE PICTURE. 726 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,507 (sniffles) 727 00:34:48,117 --> 00:34:50,617 RILEY, TRY AND CALM DOWN A LITTLE, OKAY? 728 00:34:50,619 --> 00:34:52,319 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? 729 00:34:52,321 --> 00:34:55,361 MY FATHER'S LAWYER VIDEOTAPED IT. I SAW THE WHOLE THING. 730 00:34:55,364 --> 00:34:57,304 Nick couldn't sign the contract 731 00:34:57,296 --> 00:34:59,396 FAST ENOUGH. 732 00:34:59,398 --> 00:35:00,728 I, UM... 733 00:35:00,729 --> 00:35:03,329 YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SO SHOCKED. 734 00:35:03,332 --> 00:35:06,342 WHY THE HELL DID I THINK THIS TIME WOULD BE DIFFERENT, HUH? 735 00:35:06,335 --> 00:35:10,435 BECAUSE I TOLD YOU NICK WAS DIFFERENT. 736 00:35:10,439 --> 00:35:12,639 WHERE ARE YOU? I'LL COME PICK YOU UP. 737 00:35:12,641 --> 00:35:15,211 PARKED IN FRONT OF THE SOHO GRAND, 738 00:35:15,214 --> 00:35:17,224 WAITING FOR MY DAD TO GET HIS LUGGAGE. 739 00:35:17,216 --> 00:35:18,716 I'm going back home to Boston, 740 00:35:18,717 --> 00:35:22,847 AT LEAST FOR A WHILE. 741 00:35:22,851 --> 00:35:26,401 (knock on door) 742 00:35:33,362 --> 00:35:34,632 HEY THERE. HEY. 743 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,573 (both laugh) 744 00:35:36,565 --> 00:35:38,565 MMM. WOW, YOU LOOK NICE. 745 00:35:38,567 --> 00:35:40,907 THANKS. THIS IS A NICE SURPRISE. 746 00:35:40,909 --> 00:35:43,209 WERE WE MEETING HERE? 747 00:35:43,212 --> 00:35:45,572 I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET DOWNSTAIRS LATER. 748 00:35:45,574 --> 00:35:48,224 UH, ACTUALLY, THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 749 00:35:48,217 --> 00:35:50,647 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT. 750 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:54,179 HOW ABOUT I MEET YOU BACK HERE AFTER THE PARTY, AFTER YOU'VE 751 00:35:54,183 --> 00:35:57,193 GOT ALL YOUR FAMILIAL OBLIGATIONS OUT OF THE WAY 752 00:35:57,186 --> 00:35:59,726 AND YOU'RE ALL LIQUORED UP? (laughs) (laughs) 753 00:35:59,728 --> 00:36:02,458 I WAS KINDA HOPING TO INTRODUCE YOU AROUND. 754 00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:04,461 YOUR PARENTS' 40th ANNIVERSARY PARTY 755 00:36:04,463 --> 00:36:07,573 MIGHT BE A BIT ON THE INTENSE SIDE FOR ME. 756 00:36:07,566 --> 00:36:10,596 I JUST DON'T THINK I'M READY FOR THAT. 757 00:36:10,599 --> 00:36:13,769 SO SHOULD I COME BY AFTER THE PARTY 758 00:36:13,772 --> 00:36:16,352 FOR SOME QUALITY ALONE TIME? 759 00:36:16,345 --> 00:36:19,505 (man) ♪ ALWAYS AND FOREVER ♪ 760 00:36:19,508 --> 00:36:21,578 ♪♪ 761 00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:23,410 ♪ EACH MOMENT WITH YOU ♪ 762 00:36:23,412 --> 00:36:25,452 (trumpet plays) 763 00:36:25,454 --> 00:36:29,864 ♪ IS JUST LIKE A DREAM TO ME ♪ 764 00:36:29,858 --> 00:36:34,288 ♪ THAT SOMEHOW CAME TRUE ♪ 765 00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:39,603 ♪ AND I KNOW TOMORROW ♪ 766 00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:43,628 ♪ WILL STILL BE THE SAME ♪ 767 00:36:43,632 --> 00:36:45,532 ♪ 'CAUSE WE'VE GOT A LIFE... ♪ 768 00:36:45,534 --> 00:36:47,844 DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR FRIEND NICK DID? 769 00:36:47,836 --> 00:36:50,636 AH, HE SCREWED UP, BUT HE'S GONNA MAKE IT UP TO HER. 770 00:36:50,639 --> 00:36:52,639 HE'S TRYING TO TRACK HER DOWN NOW. 771 00:36:52,641 --> 00:36:56,321 I'M SURPRISED I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM. MAKE IT UP TO HER, HOW? 772 00:36:56,315 --> 00:36:58,645 WHAT'S HE GONNA DO, SEND HER SOME FLOWERS AND A LITTLE NOTE? 773 00:36:58,647 --> 00:37:00,347 "SORRY ABOUT BREAKING YOUR HEART, 774 00:37:00,349 --> 00:37:03,689 BUT 100 GRAND IS A LOT OF MONEY." SEE, I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND 775 00:37:03,692 --> 00:37:05,492 ANYTHING YOU'RE SAYING RIGHT NOW. 776 00:37:05,494 --> 00:37:08,504 HE SPIED ON HER. HE MISTOOK HER DAD FOR HER LOVER. 777 00:37:08,497 --> 00:37:10,857 IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYBODY. WHAT'S THIS ABOUT MONEY? 778 00:37:10,859 --> 00:37:13,599 RILEY'S FATHER OFFERED NICK $100,000 TO WALK AWAY 779 00:37:13,602 --> 00:37:15,602 FROM HIS DAUGHTER. NICK DIDN'T THINK TWICE. 780 00:37:15,604 --> 00:37:17,914 HE SIGNED THE CONTRACT, RILEY SAW THE VIDEO. 781 00:37:17,906 --> 00:37:21,736 IS IT SINKING IN NOW? ARE YOU GETTING THE PICTURE? OH, HOW COULD HE? 782 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,610 LET'S ASK HIM. 783 00:37:23,612 --> 00:37:25,642 I CAN'T FIND RILEY ANYWHERE. 784 00:37:25,644 --> 00:37:28,554 SHE'S NOT AT HER PLACE, NOT AT WORK... 785 00:37:28,547 --> 00:37:30,577 WHY DO YOU NEED TO FIND HER? 786 00:37:30,579 --> 00:37:32,749 DID YOU AGREE TO NEVER SEE HER AGAIN? I'M SORRY? 787 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,921 IT'S ON VIDEO, NICK. DON'T DENY IT. 788 00:37:34,923 --> 00:37:37,363 THEY VIDEOTAPED IT, HUH? 789 00:37:37,356 --> 00:37:40,356 (laughs) 790 00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:44,029 (Manchester Orchestra) ♪ I REMEMBER, HEAD DOWN ♪ 791 00:37:44,032 --> 00:37:48,542 (cell phone vibrating) ♪ AFTER YOU HAD FOUND OUT MANNA IS A HELL OF A DRUG ♪ 792 00:37:48,537 --> 00:37:52,467 ♪ AND I NEED A LITTLE MORE, I THINK ♪ 793 00:37:52,471 --> 00:37:55,541 ♪ BECAUSE ENOUGH IS NEVER QUITE ENOUGH ♪ 794 00:37:55,544 --> 00:37:59,654 ♪ WHAT'S ENOUGH? ♪ 795 00:37:59,648 --> 00:38:04,508 ♪♪ 796 00:38:04,513 --> 00:38:05,553 (music stops) 797 00:38:05,554 --> 00:38:07,764 (taps key) 798 00:38:07,756 --> 00:38:09,616 (taps key) 799 00:38:09,618 --> 00:38:11,918 (taps key) 800 00:38:13,662 --> 00:38:15,492 (taps key) 801 00:38:15,494 --> 00:38:17,534 THERE YOU GO. 802 00:38:17,526 --> 00:38:20,796 THIS IS THE RIGHT DECISION FOR EVERYONE. 803 00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:23,769 HOLD ON. 804 00:38:23,772 --> 00:38:25,872 "JOE KING"? 805 00:38:28,977 --> 00:38:30,537 YOU'RE "JOE KING"? 806 00:38:30,539 --> 00:38:32,379 YES, I AM. 807 00:38:32,381 --> 00:38:33,911 MOST DEFINITELY. 808 00:38:33,912 --> 00:38:36,692 PUT AWAY YOUR CHECKBOOK, MR. DAVIS. 809 00:38:36,685 --> 00:38:39,645 YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO KEEP ME AWAY 810 00:38:39,648 --> 00:38:42,748 FROM YOUR DAUGHTER. 811 00:38:42,751 --> 00:38:45,751 ♪♪ 812 00:38:48,957 --> 00:38:52,327 ANY WORD BACK FROM RILEY YET? SHE'S GOT A LOT TO SORT OUT. 813 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,330 YEAH, HE COULD'VE ERASED THE PART 814 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,542 WHERE I REFUSED TO SIGN. TIME FOR MY SPEECH. 815 00:38:56,535 --> 00:38:59,035 HEY. YOU MIND BRINGING SOME CHAMPAGNE AROUND? 816 00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:02,807 NO, THAT'S MY JOB. HEY, WHEN'S, UH, MIRA GETTING HERE? SHE'S NOT COMING. 817 00:39:02,811 --> 00:39:06,521 THINGS DIDN'T WORK OUT BETWEEN US. DUDE, THAT'S MY BEAD YOU'RE THROWING AWAY. 818 00:39:06,515 --> 00:39:09,075 WE WEREN'T ON THE SAME PAGE, YOU KNOW? 819 00:39:09,077 --> 00:39:12,647 NOT LIKE THAT. 820 00:39:12,651 --> 00:39:15,621 (cheers and applause) 821 00:39:15,624 --> 00:39:18,564 OH, BOY, I CATCH A LOT OF FLACK. 822 00:39:18,557 --> 00:39:22,657 JUST A FEW DAYS AGO, ONE OF MY EMPLOYEES ASKED WHY, 823 00:39:22,661 --> 00:39:24,991 GIVEN THE PARADE OF ATTRACTIVE LADIES 824 00:39:24,993 --> 00:39:26,903 THAT COMES IN HERE 825 00:39:26,895 --> 00:39:29,895 AND GIVEN THAT I HAVE SUCH A POSITIVE EXAMPLE IN MY LIFE-- 826 00:39:29,898 --> 00:39:32,968 MY PARENTS, MARRIED 40 YEARS TODAY... (applause) 827 00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:36,911 WHY AM I STILL SINGLE? 828 00:39:36,905 --> 00:39:39,705 (man) BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE GIRLS! YEAH, THANK YOU. 829 00:39:39,708 --> 00:39:41,678 (laughter, microphone feedback whines) 830 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,710 THANKS FOR THE-- THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT. 831 00:39:43,712 --> 00:39:45,482 THE, UH, FACT IS, 832 00:39:45,484 --> 00:39:48,094 THAT IT'S PRECISELY BECAUSE OF THEIR EXAMPLE 833 00:39:48,086 --> 00:39:50,086 THAT I'M STILL ON MY OWN. 834 00:39:50,088 --> 00:39:53,658 I'VE BEEN AROUND FOR MOST OF THEIR 40 YEARS TOGETHER, 835 00:39:53,662 --> 00:39:56,532 SO I KNOW WHAT TRUE LOVE LOOKS LIKE. 836 00:39:56,525 --> 00:39:59,625 AND EVERY TIME I-I MEASURE ONE OF MY RELATIONSHIPS 837 00:39:59,628 --> 00:40:02,568 AGAINST THEIR STANDARD, IT COMES UP SHORT. 838 00:40:02,571 --> 00:40:05,131 AND I KNOW--I KNOW I GOTTA KEEP LOOKING. 839 00:40:05,133 --> 00:40:08,143 I GOTTA KEEP LOOKING BECAUSE I WANT WHAT THEY'VE GOT. 840 00:40:08,136 --> 00:40:11,676 AND I WANT LITA TO FIND THAT, TOO. 841 00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:15,780 SO HOW DOES THE PROPRIETOR 842 00:40:15,784 --> 00:40:18,624 OF ONE OF NEW YORK'S FINEST ADULT THEATERS 843 00:40:18,617 --> 00:40:21,917 CONVINCE A KINDERGARTEN TEACHER TO SPEND THE REST OF HER LIFE 844 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,020 WITH HIM, FORSAKING ALL OTHERS? (laughter) 845 00:40:24,022 --> 00:40:26,602 WELL, HE DIVES IN, 846 00:40:26,595 --> 00:40:29,095 DOESN'T GIVE HER A CHANCE TO THINK ABOUT IT. 847 00:40:29,097 --> 00:40:30,827 72 HOURS, RIGHT, POP? 848 00:40:30,829 --> 00:40:33,829 THAT'S HOW LONG THE ENTIRE GUS AND BIBI COURTSHIP LASTED. 849 00:40:33,832 --> 00:40:36,842 WHEN MY DAD MAKES A DECISION... 850 00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:38,735 IT'S MADE. 851 00:40:38,737 --> 00:40:41,167 THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT, POP. 852 00:40:41,169 --> 00:40:43,909 SO IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND JOINING ME IN A TOAST 853 00:40:43,912 --> 00:40:47,182 TO MY PARENTS... 854 00:40:47,175 --> 00:40:49,545 (man) HEAR, HEAR. (woman) CHEERS. 855 00:40:49,548 --> 00:40:50,618 MAMA... 856 00:40:50,619 --> 00:40:52,149 POP. 857 00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:54,750 THANK YOU FOR SETTING THE BAR SO HIGH. 858 00:40:54,753 --> 00:40:57,193 I LOVE YOU. CHEERS. 859 00:40:57,185 --> 00:40:58,955 (all cheering) SALUD. 860 00:40:58,957 --> 00:40:59,987 (clink) 861 00:40:59,988 --> 00:41:02,228 (Riley) NICK? 862 00:41:09,197 --> 00:41:11,137 (chuckles softly) 863 00:41:11,139 --> 00:41:13,999 THAT WAS SOME KISS THERE, JOE KING. 864 00:41:14,002 --> 00:41:16,782 HOW ARE YOU GONNA TOP THAT, HUH? 865 00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:18,175 MARRY ME. 866 00:41:18,176 --> 00:41:20,746 (laughs) 867 00:41:20,749 --> 00:41:22,809 UH, UH, I'M--I'M SORRY. WHAT? 868 00:41:22,811 --> 00:41:25,811 LET'S GET MARRIED. 869 00:41:25,814 --> 00:41:28,594 YOU SHOULD, UM, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KNOW 870 00:41:28,587 --> 00:41:32,187 THAT, UH, WHEN I TOLD MY DAD TO TURN AROUND THE CAR, HE-- 871 00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:34,720 HE TOLD ME HE WAS DISOWNING ME. 872 00:41:34,723 --> 00:41:37,103 YOU'RE MARRYING A PENNILESS SOCIAL WORKER. 873 00:41:37,095 --> 00:41:39,765 THEN THAT'S A YES? 874 00:41:39,768 --> 00:41:43,768 (cheering) 875 00:41:43,772 --> 00:41:46,202 WHOO! YAY! 876 00:41:46,204 --> 00:41:48,584 I SUPPOSE THIS MEANS YOU FEEL VALIDATED. 877 00:41:48,577 --> 00:41:50,877 YOU'RE BACK TO MATCHING BY THE GUT? 878 00:41:50,879 --> 00:41:52,579 NO MORE SELF-DOUBT? 879 00:41:52,581 --> 00:41:55,581 I'M NOT SURE. THINGS DIDN'T EXACTLY WORK OUT FOR FELIX. 880 00:41:55,584 --> 00:41:58,724 I'M THINKING ABOUT GOING WITH THE "THROW A BUNCH OF STUFF 881 00:41:58,717 --> 00:42:02,047 UP AGAINST THE WALL, SEE WHAT STICKS" THEORY. HEY! ISN'T THAT WHAT GOT YOU 882 00:42:02,050 --> 00:42:05,090 INTO TROUBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE--RANDOM ARROWS? 883 00:42:05,093 --> 00:42:07,803 THANKS, CLAIRE. YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND. 884 00:42:07,796 --> 00:42:10,196 AND YOU WERE SO RIGHT. (laughs) 885 00:42:10,198 --> 00:42:12,698 WAIT A MINUTE. YOU WERE RIGHT? 886 00:42:12,701 --> 00:42:15,301 HOW WERE YOU-- I WAS RIGHT. 887 00:42:15,303 --> 00:42:17,313 HEY, I MADE THIS MATCH. 888 00:42:17,305 --> 00:42:19,305 I'M NOT SHARING CREDIT ON THIS. 889 00:42:19,307 --> 00:42:22,567 I DON'T KNOW, TREVOR. I DID A LOT OF HEAVY LIFTING. 890 00:42:22,571 --> 00:42:23,671 WHAT? HOW? 891 00:42:23,672 --> 00:42:26,782 YOU WERE A-A NAYSAYER, A POOH-POOHER. CLAIRE! 892 00:42:32,651 --> 00:42:35,651 I CAN MAKE THAT MEETING. WE'LL BE THERE TOGETHER. 893 00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:38,664 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. I GOT SOME ERRANDS TO RUN. 894 00:42:40,258 --> 00:42:42,688 MISS! EXCUSE ME! MISS?