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♪♪

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VODKA ROCKS.

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♪♪

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COMING RIGHT UP, MISTER...

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KAWAKAMI?

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IF YOU DON'T MIND
MY SAYING,

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I LIKED YOU BETTER
WITH THE 'STACHE.

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YEAH, THE OLD LADY HATED IT.
SAID IT TICKLED.
HA. WOMEN.

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UM... SORRY.

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THIS LOOKS LIKE MILK.

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ACTUALLY, YOU JUST POURED IT
OUT OF A CARTON.
IT'S GOOD FOR YA.

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IT'LL GIVE YOU STRONG BONES
AND A ROCKIN' BUZZ.

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NOW DRINK UP
AND COME BACK IN SIX YEARS.

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PLEASE DON'T THROW ME OUT.
I-I NEED TO STAY.

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I SET MY MOM UP ON A DATE
WITH MY BOXING COACH.

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HE'S PERFECT FOR HER. THIS DATE
IS A YEAR IN THE MAKING.
OKAY. YOU GOT MY ATTENTION.

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I HAVE LIED. I HAVE USED
INTERMEDIARIES AND DECEPTION.

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I'VE KEPT EVERYONE
IN THE DARK.

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MY MOM WOULD KILL ME
IF SHE KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING.
SOLD.

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I LIKE THE WAY YOU WORK,
MR. KAWAKAMI.

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LET'S SEE IF WE CAN
FIND YOU A GOOD SEAT.

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♪♪

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SHE'S OFFERING HIM
A BITE OF HER DINNER.

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THAT'S--THAT'S
A GOOD SIGN, RIGHT?

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WHOSE FORK?
HIS.

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EH.

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BUT SHE'S FEEDING HIM.
KA-CHING!

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TREVOR.

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WHY IS THERE A TEENAGE BOY
IN MY OFFICE?

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I FIGURED YOU WOULDN'T WANT HIM
SITTING AT THE BAR.

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MY MOM'S ON A BLIND DATE.
WE'RE SPYING ON 'EM.
I SEE.

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THINGS ARE PICKING UP.
I NEED YOU BACK BEHIND THE BAR.

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COME ON. CAN YOU COVER FOR ME?
MARSHALL WENT TO A LOT OF EFFORT

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TO FIND THE PERFECT GUY
FOR HIS MOM.
WHAT'S SO PERFECT
ABOUT THIS GUY?

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SHE MANAGES A PUBLIC TV STATION.
HE COACHES BOXING.

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REMIND ME AGAIN WHY THIS GUY'S
SO PERFECT FOR YOUR MOM?

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SHE PICKED HIM.
THERE WAS A CATALOG.

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THERE'S A GUY CATALOG?

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I DIDN'T KNOW
IT WAS EVEN AN OPTION.

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SPERM BANK CATALOG.

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MY MOM DOESN'T KNOW IT,
BUT DOWN THERE...

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THAT'S MY DAD.

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(chokes)

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(thud)

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ALL RIGHT, THEN.

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♪♪

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I'M A HACKER.

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GETTING INTO THE SPERM BANK'S
FILES WAS CAKE.

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I GOT CLINT'S NAME, GOOGLED HIM,
FOUND OUT HE OWNED A GYM.

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I PRETENDED I WANTED
TO LEARN HOW TO BOX

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SO I COULD GET
TO KNOW MY DAD.
AND SHE HAS NO IDEA?

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ARE YOU KIDDING?
MY MOM'S A TOTAL PACIFIST.
NO. THAT YOU
TRACKED DOWN YOUR DAD.

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NO. NO WAY, DUDE.

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SHE'S REALLY SENSITIVE
ABOUT HER ABILITY

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TO RAISE ME ON HER OWN.
WELL, WHEN DO YOU PLAN
ON TELLING HER?

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MY DEATHBED? HER DEATHBED?
I STILL HAVEN'T DECIDED.

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I GUESS IF IT WORKS OUT, I CAN
MENTION IT IN THE WEDDING TOAST.

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(speaking indistinctly)
(Marshall)
SOMETHING'S WRONG.

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(indistinct conversations)

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COME ON.

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HEY. WHAT HAPPENED?

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THE GUY SAID
HE WAS A REPUBLICAN.

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THE WOMAN STARTED TO LAUGH
BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT

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HE WAS JOKING,
AND HE TOLD HER HE WASN'T.
CLINT'S A REPUBLICAN?

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THEN THEY GOT INTO
THIS WHOLE THING ABOUT GITMO.

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THEN SHE USES THIS EXPRESSION,
WHICH I'M NOT GONNA USE

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IN FRONT OF THE MINOR, BUT IT'S
THE SAME THING THAT I SAY

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TO FELIX EVERY TIME HE BUTTS
INTO MY PERSONAL BUSINESS.

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IF IT'S THE ONE I'M THINKING OF,
IT'S NOT PARTICULARLY FRIENDLY.
MM-HMM.

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OKAY. PASSION IS GOOD.
NO, YOU DON'T GET IT.
MY MOM IS A HARD-CORE LEFTY.

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ARE YOU SAYING YOUR MOM'S
GONNA PASS UP DREAM GUY

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BECAUSE OF POLITICS?
IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING.

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THE MATCH IS DOOMED.

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(scoffs)

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(horns honk)

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TREVOR, WHY DO YOU HAVE
A TEENAGE BOY WITH YOU?

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WHO, HIM?
HE'S MY INNER CHILD.

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I DON'T KNOW HOW HE GOT OUT.
I'M A LITTLE FREAKED OUT.
TREVOR--

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CAN WE DISPENSE
WITH THE FOREPLAY?

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MARSHALL'S MOTHER IS A DEMOCRAT.
SHE'S ON A DATE

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WITH THIS GREAT GUY, OKAY?
IT'S GOING LIKE GANGBUSTERS.

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IT COMES OUT HE'S REPUBLICAN.
BOOM--SHE'S OUT THE DOOR.

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I DON'T GET IT. DEMOCRAT,
REPUBLICAN, WHO CARES?

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POLITICAL BELIEFS ARE CORE
ISSUES FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE.

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WHEN MAKING A RELATIONSHIP WORK
IS SO HARD,

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WHY START ONE
WITH A GIGANTIC OBSTACLE?
(man) BECAUSE YOU COULD END UP
WITH SOMETHING WONDERFUL.

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SORRY. AM I ALLOWED
TO CUT IN LIKE THAT?
OF COURSE. PLEASE.

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MY PARENTS WERE ON OPPOSITE ENDS
OF THE POLITICAL SPECTRUM.

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FOR 40 YEARS, THEY CANCELED OUT
EACH OTHER'S VOTES,

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BUT THEY HAD
A GREAT MARRIAGE.
HOW'D THEY MANAGE THAT?

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THEY FOUND SOMETHING THEY CARED
ABOUT MORE PASSIONATELY

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THAN POLITICS--THE YANKEES.
(laughter)

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WHAT ELSE ARE CLINT AND YOUR MOM
PASSIONATE ABOUT?

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SERIOUSLY, TREVOR, IT'S BAD
ENOUGH WHEN YOU MESS AROUND

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IN THE LIVES OF ADULTS
WHEN YOU MAKE YOUR MATCHES,

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BUT TO GET INVOLVED
WITH A CHILD?
A TEENAGER WHO WANTS
HIS MOM TO BE HAPPY.

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LOOK, THIS ISN'T JUST ABOUT ME
MAKING MY MATCHES.

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IT'S WHAT YOUR PEOPLE
WOULD CALL A "MITZVAH."
I'M NOT JEWISH.

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MARSHALL'S THE ONE
THAT GOT THE BALL ROLLING.
SO HE SET UP THE DATE.

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HE'S ADORABLE, ISN'T HE?
I CALL HIM "MINI-CUPID."

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I GOT IT. THEIR OTHER
GREAT PASSION--IT'S WINE.

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(doorbell rings)

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MOM,
I WASN'T EXPECTING YOU...

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AND YOUR SUITCASES.

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IT'S NICE
TO SEE YOU AGAIN, BOYS.

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IT SEEMS
LIKE JUST YESTERDAY.
IT'S OVER WITH HECTOR.

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THE FLAMENCO DANCER?

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THAT WAS RONALDO.

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HECTOR'S A PLAYWRIGHT,

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A-AN UNDISCOVERED GENIUS.

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THEY'RE ALWAYS UNDISCOVERED,

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YET YOU ALWAYS MANAGE
TO FIND THEM.

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I DON'T THINK
I CAN GO ON.

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I KNOW IT FEELS LIKE YOUR WORLD
IS GOING TO END RIGHT NOW,

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BUT YOU ARE GOING
TO GET THROUGH THIS.

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I DON'T WANT
TO GET THROUGH THIS.

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MY BONES LOVE HIM.

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I'LL GET YOUR SUITCASES.

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(sighs)

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HI. ARE YOU HALLIE?

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YES.

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I'M TREVOR PIERCE FROM WNYD.
CONGRATULATIONS.

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YOU'VE WON A PASS
TO THE AMERICAN PREMIERE

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OF THIS YEAR'S BEAUJOLAIS.
SERIOUSLY? I MEAN, I'VE ALWAYS
BEEN DYING TO GO TO--

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BUT I DIDN'T ENTER A CONTEST,
SO HOW DID I...

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THERE WAS AN ESSAY COMPETITION.
THE ENTRANTS WERE ASKED

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TO WRITE ABOUT SOMEONE
THEY THOUGHT WAS DESERVING.

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YOUR SON WROTE ABOUT YOU.
MARSHALL'S ESSAY WON?

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IN ADDITION TO THE TASTING,
YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVE THIS.

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AH.

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IS THAT YOUR SON?

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FROM THE ESSAY,
HE DIDN'T GIVE THE IMPRESSION

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THAT HE WAS SO FULL...
OF LIFE.
HE'S ACTUALLY LOST
A TON OF WEIGHT.

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I NEED TO BRING IN
A BETTER PICTURE.
I WAS A BIT
OF A CHUNKY KID MYSELF.

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I MEAN, EVERYBODY SAID
I WAS CHERUBIC,

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BUT I KNEW THEY WEREN'T TALKING
ABOUT MY SUNNY DEMEANOR.
(laughs)

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WHAT CAUSED THE TURNAROUND?
HE FOUND A YOGA CLASS.

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IT'S AMAZING.
HE HAS COMPLETELY BLOSSOMED.

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I MEAN, HE'S CONFIDENT NOW,
OUTGOING.

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HE'S EVEN BETTER AT SCHOOL,
EXCEPT FOR CHEMISTRY. (laughs)

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BUT WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT GETTING HIM A TUTOR.

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I'M SORRY.
I MUST BE BORING YOU.
NO, I-I UNDERSTAND
COMPLETELY.

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NOTHING MAKES A PARENT HAPPIER
THAN SEEING THEIR CHILD DO WELL.

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DO I JUST SHOW UP
AT THE CHASE REGENCY HOTEL

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AT 8:00 ON THURSDAY?
ACTUALLY, THE STATION'S
GONNA NEED A PHOTO,

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SO IF YOU CAN BE
AT THIS ADDRESS

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ONE HOUR BEFORE THE EVENT...
(paper rustles)

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OH.

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(horn blares)

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(laughter on TV)

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(man speaking indistinctly)

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DID YOU EVEN GET OUT
OF YOUR PAJAMAS TODAY?

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I GOT CAUGHT UP
IN "I LOVE LUCY."

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DO YOU KNOW WHY
EVERYBODY LOVES LUCY?

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BECAUSE EVERYTHING SHE DOES
IS OUT OF LOVE.

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NO, EVERYTHING LUCY DOES
IS OUT OF EGO AND INSECURITY.

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SHE HAS NO REGARD
FOR RICKY'S PROFESSIONAL LIFE

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OR THE HARD WORK AND TALENT
IT TOOK TO GET THERE.
WHY ARE YOU SO TENSE,
CLAIRE?

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I DON'T KNOW, MOM, BUT I HAVE
A SNEAKING SUSPICION

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IT MIGHT CHANGE
WHEN YOU GO BACK HOME.
I HAVE NO HOME.

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WITHOUT HECTOR'S BONES,
YES, I UNDERSTAND.

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NO, I'M LETTING HECTOR STAY
IN MY APARTMENT INDEFINITELY.

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MOM, ADULTS DON'T JUST GIVE
THEIR APARTMENTS

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TO THEIR EX-BOYFRIENDS.

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MAYBE YOU COULD TALK
TO HIM.

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HI.
HEY.

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WE'RE JUST WAITING
FOR THE OTHER WINNERS

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AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER.
SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
OH, GREAT, I'M SO EXCITED.

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WELL, TRUST ME,

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THIS IS GONNA BE EVEN BETTER
THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR.
(laughs)

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OH, MY GOD.

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SOMETHING INTERESTING?

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(punching, men grunting)

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MOM?

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YOU SURE IT WAS YOGA
THAT MADE HIM BLOSSOM?

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SO ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT

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YOU WERE TAKING A YOGA CLASS,
YOU'VE BEEN COMING HERE?

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I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D
LET ME DO IT, YOU KNOW,

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'CAUSE OF YOUR FEELINGS
ABOUT VIOLENCE.
IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU'RE BOMBING CAMBODIA.

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DO I LOVE BOXING? NO.
BUT IT IS A SPORT.

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BUT NO MORE LYING...

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OR MATCHMAKING.

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ALL I DID WAS SHOW GINNY
CLINT'S PHOTO AND BIO

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FROM THE GYM WEB SITE,
AND THEN SHE MADE CAT NOISES

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AND SAID THAT IF YOU DIDN'T
GO OUT WITH HIM, SHE WOULD.
AND THE WINE TASTING?

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THAT WAS MOSTLY TREVOR.

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HE DOESN'T WORK
AT THE RADIO STATION.

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HE'S MY TUTOR. HE ALSO WORKS AT
THAT BAR YOU LIKE--TRES EQUIS.

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HE CAN SEE HOW MUCH
I WANT THINGS TO WORK

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FOR YOU AND CLINT.
SWEETIE, CLINT IS
A WONDERFUL MAN, REALLY.

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BUT WE HAVE SOME
FUNDAMENTAL DISAGREEMENTS.

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HE'S A REPUBLICAN. SO WHAT?

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IT'S LIKE SOMEONE SAYING,

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"HERE'S THE MOST AWESOME SLICE
OF PIZZA EVER,

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BUT I SNEEZED ON IT."

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IT DOESN'T MATTER
HOW OTHERWISE PERFECT IT IS

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IF IT'S COVERED IN SNEEZE.

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MARSHALL, CAN YOU GIVE US
A MINUTE?

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WHAT HAPPENED?

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WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET UP
AT THE WINE TASTING.

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(scoffs) ROOKIE.

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LOOK,
YOU'RE ROCKY, I'M MICKEY.

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(imitates Burgess Meredith) I
WANT YOU TO CHASE THAT CHICKEN.
WHAT?

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JUST TRUST ME, KID. I KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING.

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I'M GUESSING THAT IF I HAD USED
THE TICKET THAT MARSHALL GAVE ME

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FOR THE WINE TASTING, WE WOULD
HAVE RUN INTO EACH OTHER.

207
00:11:02,392 --> 00:11:04,392
I'M SORRY
ABOUT ALL OF THIS.

208
00:11:04,394 --> 00:11:07,044
APPARENTLY, MY SON
IS A SECRET YENTA.
(chuckles)

209
00:11:07,037 --> 00:11:09,037
SOMETIMES HE GETS
A LITTLE...

210
00:11:09,039 --> 00:11:10,399
OVERENTHUSIASTIC?

211
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:14,070
IT'S ONE OF HIS BETTER
QUALITIES, THOUGH.
TRUE.

212
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,114
MARSHALL'S A TERRIFIC KID.

213
00:11:16,106 --> 00:11:19,876
I KNOW, WHATEVER HE DOES,
IT COMES FROM A GOOD PLACE.

214
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,850
I WISH I COULD SAY THAT
ABOUT MORE PEOPLE.

215
00:11:22,853 --> 00:11:26,863
SO, UH...

216
00:11:26,857 --> 00:11:29,717
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
ABOUT THIS WINE TASTING?

217
00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:31,360
(chuckles)

218
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:38,274
SO, CLINT, MARSHALL TELLS ME
YOU GIVE FREE BOXING LESSONS

219
00:11:38,268 --> 00:11:40,768
TO TROUBLED INNER-CITY KIDS.

220
00:11:40,771 --> 00:11:43,071
I DID INDEED
TELL YOU THAT VERY THING.

221
00:11:43,073 --> 00:11:47,113
TO THINK WHAT THOSE KIDS' LIVES
WOULD BE LIKE WITHOUT CLINT--

222
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:50,077
DRUGS, GUNS... DOGFIGHTING?

223
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,940
TOO MUCH.

224
00:11:51,942 --> 00:11:54,182
WELL, THAT WAS
QUITE A SHOW.

225
00:11:54,184 --> 00:11:58,224
WELL, ALTHOUGH WHAT YOU'RE DOING
IS ACTUALLY IMPRESSIVE.
OH, IT'S NOT THAT BIG
OF A DEAL.

226
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:01,218
YOU KNOW, WE PRODUCE THESE SHORT
"COMMUNITY HEROES" SEGMENTS

227
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,951
AT THE PSB STATION
I WORK FOR.

228
00:12:02,953 --> 00:12:05,963
YOUR WORK AT THE GYM
WOULD MAKE A GREAT PIECE.

229
00:12:05,956 --> 00:12:09,026
I'M VERY FLATTERED, BUT, UM, I
REALLY DON'T THINK I MERIT ONE.

230
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,959
WILL YOU AT LEAST
THINK ABOUT IT?

231
00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:14,031
(indistinct conversations,
jazz playing)

232
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,774
THEY WON'T LET ME IN.

233
00:12:15,766 --> 00:12:18,406
APPARENTLY, I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH
TO SPIT WINE IN A BUCKET.

234
00:12:18,408 --> 00:12:21,308
OH, WELL, WE SHOULD
PROBABLY HEAD HOME, ANYWAY.

235
00:12:21,311 --> 00:12:23,311
(French accent)
AND MISS TASTING

236
00:12:23,313 --> 00:12:26,953
THE 2005 CHATEAU de COULAINE
CHINON LES PICASSES?

237
00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,977
I'D NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF.

238
00:12:28,979 --> 00:12:30,379
(normal voice)
GO SWISH AND SIP.

239
00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:32,780
I'LL WAIT UP HERE
WITH THE KID.

240
00:12:32,783 --> 00:12:36,293
I COME FROM
A LONG, DISTINGUISHED LINE

241
00:12:36,286 --> 00:12:39,086
OF BEER-FROM-A-CAN
ENTHUSIASTS.

242
00:12:39,089 --> 00:12:42,129
YOU KNOW, I WASN'T EVEN
INTO WINE AT ALL

243
00:12:42,132 --> 00:12:44,132
WHEN I SAW THAT MOVIE
"SIDEWAYS,"

244
00:12:44,134 --> 00:12:47,344
AND ALL I COULD THINK WAS,
"OH, MY GOD, PLEASE SHUT UP."

245
00:12:47,337 --> 00:12:50,137
(laughs) AND THEN I HAD
MY FIRST GLASS

246
00:12:50,140 --> 00:12:52,900
OF RUSSIAN RIVER VALLEY
BARBERA

247
00:12:52,903 --> 00:12:56,053
AND FOUND MYSELF
USING THE WORD "PLUMMY."

248
00:12:56,046 --> 00:12:58,546
(chuckles)
IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE.
(chuckles)

249
00:13:02,012 --> 00:13:04,862
WHY THE HECK
DO THEY KEEP MOVING?

250
00:13:04,855 --> 00:13:09,185
I'M GOING AROUND
TO THE OTHER SIDE.

251
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:12,919
TREVOR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

252
00:13:12,923 --> 00:13:14,793
IS "VOYEURING" A WORD?

253
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,204
NO.
WELL, THEN I'M NOT
DOING THAT.

254
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,497
HELLO. I'M LIV.
I'M CLAIRE'S MOTHER.

255
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,199
CLAIRE'S MOTHER?

256
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:22,931
REALLY?

257
00:13:22,933 --> 00:13:26,183
HEH. YOU MUST HAVE
A LOT OF STORIES.
TREVOR.

258
00:13:26,176 --> 00:13:29,036
IF YOU DON'T MIND MY SAYING,

259
00:13:29,039 --> 00:13:31,279
YOUR DAUGHTER
IS INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL,

260
00:13:31,281 --> 00:13:33,341
BUT SHE'S A PAIN
IN THE ASS.
I SEE YOU KNOW HER WELL.

261
00:13:33,343 --> 00:13:35,953
HEH. LIKE THE BACK OF HER
SMART, SEXY, JUDGMENTAL HAND.

262
00:13:35,946 --> 00:13:39,186
I THINK YOU FOUND
A GOOD ONE HERE, CLAIRE.
I DIDN'T FIND HIM.
HE'S NOT MINE.

263
00:13:39,189 --> 00:13:43,219
SHE NEVER INTRODUCES ME
TO ANY OF HER BOYFRIENDS.
HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND.

264
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,003
WE'RE ON A BREAK.
OH...

265
00:13:44,995 --> 00:13:48,295
WE'RE NOT ON A BREAK.
REALLY? WHAT ARE YOU
DOING LATER?

266
00:13:48,298 --> 00:13:51,528
WELL, I CAN ALWAYS
GET A ROOM, SWEETIE.
THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON
BETWEEN US, MOM.

267
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:54,431
I KNOW TREVOR FROM WORK.
OH... OH, I SEE.

268
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:57,374
(whispers)
YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME.
(whispers) THANK YOU.

269
00:13:57,367 --> 00:14:01,137
NO, THERE'S NO SECRET.
IT'S FICTION.
(normal voice) IT'S SO NICE

270
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,441
TO SEE YOU FINALLY
HAVE CHEMISTRY WITH SOMEONE.

271
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:06,253
THERE'S NO CHEMISTRY.
I'LL MEET YOU
DOWNSTAIRS, CLAIRE,

272
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:09,976
AND IF YOU KIDS, UH, WIND UP
OVER AT THE APARTMENT,

273
00:14:09,980 --> 00:14:13,880
JUST LEAVE A SOCK ON THE DOOR.

274
00:14:13,884 --> 00:14:16,134
(chuckles)

275
00:14:16,126 --> 00:14:18,986
IT'S NOT MY FAULT
WE HAVE CHEMISTRY.

276
00:14:18,989 --> 00:14:22,289
I'M SURPRISED YOU EVEN
AGREED TO GO OUT WITH ME

277
00:14:22,292 --> 00:14:23,992
IN THE FIRST PLACE.

278
00:14:23,994 --> 00:14:27,374
YOU DON'T SEEM
LIKE THE BLIND-DATE TYPE.

279
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,197
OKAY, I-I HAVE
A LITTLE WINE BUZZ,

280
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,940
SO I'LL BE HONEST.

281
00:14:31,942 --> 00:14:34,172
I-I DID THIS
COMPUTER DATING THING

282
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,954
A ZILLION YEARS AGO,

283
00:14:35,946 --> 00:14:38,246
AND YOU KNOW HOW
YOU FILL OUT THE FORM,

284
00:14:38,248 --> 00:14:40,248
BASICALLY LISTING
ALL THE QUALITIES

285
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,210
OF THE PERSON
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR?

286
00:14:42,212 --> 00:14:44,212
WELL, WHEN GINNY
WAS DESCRIBING YOU,

287
00:14:44,214 --> 00:14:48,224
IT WAS LIKE CHECKING OFF
ALL OF MY ANSWERS. (chuckles)

288
00:14:48,218 --> 00:14:51,488
EXCEPT FOR
THE REPUBLICAN PART.

289
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,461
SURPRISINGLY...

290
00:14:53,463 --> 00:14:56,903
POLITICS NEVER CAME UP.
THAT IS SURPRISING.

291
00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:00,296
I'M SURE IT WOULD'VE BEEN
A DEAL BREAKER, THOUGH?

292
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:03,300
DEFINITELY. ON PAPER,
ALL OF THOSE RIGHT ANSWERS

293
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,313
WOULD'VE BEEN
IMMEDIATELY CANCELED OUT

294
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,305
BY THE WORD "REPUBLICAN."

295
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,237
YET, HERE YOU ARE,

296
00:15:09,239 --> 00:15:12,279
AND I'M FINDING MYSELF
THINKING ABOUT ALL THOSE...

297
00:15:12,282 --> 00:15:14,112
RIGHT ANSWERS.

298
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,694
(chuckles)

299
00:15:15,685 --> 00:15:20,085
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL
TRYING TO FIX THEM UP, TREVOR.

300
00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:22,090
SHE ALREADY
PICKED HIM ONCE,

301
00:15:22,092 --> 00:15:24,392
OUT OF A WHOLE BINDER
FULL OF DONORS.

302
00:15:24,394 --> 00:15:27,464
WAIT, ARE YOU TELLING ME
YOU'RE MATCHING HALLIE UP

303
00:15:27,457 --> 00:15:29,457
WITH HER SON'S
SPERM DONOR FATHER?

304
00:15:29,459 --> 00:15:31,459
I KNOW. IT'S A NO-BRAINER.

305
00:15:31,461 --> 00:15:34,661
SOMETIMES I DO FEEL LIKE
I'M JUST DESTINY'S WINGMAN.
(sighs)

306
00:15:34,664 --> 00:15:37,314
TREVOR,
YOU GOTTA SEE THIS.

307
00:15:58,228 --> 00:16:00,488
(Felix) HEY, IN CASE
YOU WERE WONDERING,

308
00:16:00,490 --> 00:16:03,490
THE SOUND OF YOU PACING BACK
AND FORTH FOR THE LAST HOUR

309
00:16:03,493 --> 00:16:06,203
IS, IN FACT, ANNOYING.
THIS IS HOW I THINK.

310
00:16:06,196 --> 00:16:08,266
CAN YOU TRY SITTING
ON A SLAB OF MARBLE

311
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:11,268
AND LEANING YOUR CHIN
ON YOUR HAND?
MARSHALL SAYS
HIS MOTHER AND CLINT

312
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:14,071
HAVE SEEN EACH OTHER
EVERY NIGHT FOR TWO WEEKS.

313
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:16,984
EVERYTHING'S GREAT.
SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

314
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,976
THE BEAD HASN'T MOVED.
IT'S BEEN LIKE THAT FOR WEEKS.

315
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,479
NO HALLIE-CLINT BEAD.
HMM. WAIT.

316
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:26,262
YEAH... I THINK I CAN
SOLVE THIS FOR YOU.

317
00:16:26,256 --> 00:16:30,316
HOW ABOUT WE JUST...

318
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,460
WHOOP!

319
00:16:32,462 --> 00:16:34,462
(sighs)
THE BEAD DOESN'T MOVE

320
00:16:34,464 --> 00:16:36,474
UNTIL THE GODS DECIDE
IT'S TRUE LOVE.

321
00:16:36,466 --> 00:16:38,996
YOU UNDERSTAND I HAVE
NO RESPONSE TO THAT.

322
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,998
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.

323
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,430
I MEAN, MARSHALL SAYS THAT
POLITICS NEVER EVEN COME UP.

324
00:16:43,433 --> 00:16:47,313
HAVE THEY MET EACH OTHER'S
FRIENDS AND FAMILY YET?

325
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,277
I DON'T THINK SO.

326
00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:52,209
THAT COULD BE IT.
THEY'RE STILL IN THE COCOON.

327
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:56,352
FOR IT TO BE A MATCH, IT HAS
TO LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD.

328
00:17:06,256 --> 00:17:09,556
SO, YEAH, IF I DIDN'T HAVE
THIS GYM, WHERE WOULD I BE?

329
00:17:09,559 --> 00:17:12,659
I DON'T KNOW.
THIS GYM IS HOME TO ME.

330
00:17:12,662 --> 00:17:15,212
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'LL DO IT.

331
00:17:15,205 --> 00:17:16,705
THANKS.
THANKS, JAMES.

332
00:17:16,706 --> 00:17:19,436
ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED,
JUST LET ME KNOW.
OKAY.

333
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:22,409
HOW DOES IT FEEL
TO BE LOVED?
BY WHO--JAMES?

334
00:17:22,412 --> 00:17:25,522
HE'D CUT MY THROAT
IF I LOOKED AT HIM SIDEWAYS.
THAT'S RIGHT, WHITEY.

335
00:17:25,515 --> 00:17:28,515
HE SAID YOU LET HIM STAY
WITH YOU

336
00:17:28,518 --> 00:17:31,278
WHEN HIS DAD GOT OUT
OF PRISON.
AH, IT WAS JUST
A COUPLE OF WEEKS.

337
00:17:31,281 --> 00:17:34,251
HMM.
ARE YOU READY
TO GRAB SOME DINNER?

338
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,394
YEAH, WE HAVE TO STOP
BY TRES EQUIS.

339
00:17:36,386 --> 00:17:39,086
MARSHALL TEXTED ME. HE LEFT
HIS GEOMETRY BOOK THERE.

340
00:17:39,089 --> 00:17:43,059
SHOULD I WORRY THAT MY SON
HANGS OUT AT A BAR?

341
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,592
HEY.

342
00:17:44,594 --> 00:17:48,174
HALLIE! CLINT!
WHAT CAN I GET YA?

343
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:51,398
I ACTUALLY JUST CAME BY TO GET
MY SON'S MATH BOOK FROM A BAR.

344
00:17:51,401 --> 00:17:54,371
BUT I GUESS IT IS QUIET ENOUGH
IN HERE TO DO HOMEWORK, HUH?

345
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,514
IT'S PRETTY SLOW TONIGHT.
PRIVATE PARTY.

346
00:17:56,506 --> 00:17:59,276
SO... SURE YOU DON'T WANT
SOMETHING TO DRINK?

347
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,649
NO.

348
00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:03,280
WILL YOU DRINK
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

349
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,793
IT ISN'T MY BIRTHDAY
FOR SIX WEEKS.

350
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:09,355
OH. OOH, THIS IS AWKWARD.

351
00:18:09,359 --> 00:18:10,789
WHAT IS?

352
00:18:13,223 --> 00:18:14,663
UM....

353
00:18:14,664 --> 00:18:16,434
(cash register dings)

354
00:18:16,426 --> 00:18:19,196
(all) SURPRISE!

355
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,429
OH, MY GOD.

356
00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:23,400
IT'S EVERYONE
I'VE EVER KNOWN AND...

357
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,383
A BUNCH OF PEOPLE
I DON'T.

358
00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:28,205
SO YOU DON'T KNOW
MY NEIGHBOR PHIL...

359
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,208
MY DORM MATE
FRESHMAN YEAR OF COLLEGE...

360
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,140
OR MY BROTHERS?

361
00:18:32,142 --> 00:18:34,842
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
SURPRISED?

362
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,187
YEAH, I THINK
OUR BROTHER WAS RIGHT.

363
00:18:40,190 --> 00:18:42,490
YOU'RE EXTREMELY COOL
FOR A LIBERAL.

364
00:18:42,492 --> 00:18:44,492
AND IF HE STARTS DRINKING
SOY LATTES

365
00:18:44,494 --> 00:18:48,204
AND DRIVING AROUND A CAR THAT
RUNS ON EGGSHELLS AND DIRT,

366
00:18:48,198 --> 00:18:50,198
WE MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM.

367
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,660
YOU SEEM LIKE
A REALLY SMART GUY.
THANKS.

368
00:18:53,663 --> 00:18:57,713
HOW CAN YOU BE
A REPUBLICAN?
I THINK WHAT SHE MEANS IS,

369
00:18:57,707 --> 00:19:00,367
WHEN PEOPLE ARE EDUCATED
ABOUT THE ISSUES,

370
00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:04,540
THEY USUALLY END UP DEMOCRATS.
TRAGIC STORY, ACTUALLY.
I WAS A DEMOCRAT.

371
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:08,184
THEN I WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT,
SUSTAINED A HEAD INJURY.

372
00:19:08,178 --> 00:19:10,278
SINCE THEN I'VE BEEN
ALL ABOUT SMALL GOVERNMENT

373
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,780
AND STRONG MILITARY.

374
00:19:11,781 --> 00:19:13,251
HMM.

375
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:16,893
JUST KIDDING, LADIES.
EXCUSE ME.

376
00:19:16,886 --> 00:19:19,256
CAN I BORROW YOU
FOR A MINUTE?

377
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:21,389
UH, ABSOLUTELY. (chuckles)

378
00:19:21,391 --> 00:19:23,261
THIS IS A DISASTER.
OH, OKAY.

379
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,573
SERIOUSLY, I MEAN, WERE YOU
RAISED IN A DIFFERENT HOME

380
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,895
THAN YOUR BROTHERS?
HOW ARE YOU SO DIFFERENT?

381
00:19:27,897 --> 00:19:31,337
I'M NOT THAT DIFFERENT.
I MEANT IT AS A COMPLIMENT.

382
00:19:31,341 --> 00:19:35,351
INSULTING MY BROTHERS
IS A COMPLIMENT?
LOOK, I AM SORRY, OKAY?

383
00:19:35,345 --> 00:19:38,605
THEY JUST GOT ME
ALL WORKED UP.
WELL, THAT'S PART
OF THEIR CHARM.

384
00:19:38,608 --> 00:19:41,178
JUST ASK THEIR EX-WIVES.
BUT HONESTLY...

385
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,410
NEARLY SIX YEARS
AFTER "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED"?

386
00:19:43,413 --> 00:19:47,293
HOW CAN THEY STILL BELIEVE THAT
THE IRAQ WAR WAS A GOOD IDEA?

387
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,257
I DON'T KNOW.

388
00:19:49,259 --> 00:19:51,289
MMM...
BECAUSE IT WAS A GOOD IDEA?

389
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:54,321
YOU KNOW, YES,
THERE WERE MISTAKES MADE--

390
00:19:54,324 --> 00:19:55,674
YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT?

391
00:19:55,665 --> 00:19:58,365
I BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE
BAD PEOPLE OUT THERE,

392
00:19:58,368 --> 00:20:02,228
AND THEY HAVE TO BE
DEALT WITH.
SO WE SHOULD JUST BOMB
THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE

393
00:20:02,232 --> 00:20:04,232
WHO DOES THINGS
THAT WE DON'T LIKE?

394
00:20:04,234 --> 00:20:06,244
WELL, YOU CAN'T REASON
WITH MADMEN.

395
00:20:06,236 --> 00:20:10,236
YOU HAVE TO BRING THE FIGHT
TO THEM.
OH, THAT'S RIGHT,
I FORGET.

396
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,740
DIPLOMACY--THE BULWARK
OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION--

397
00:20:12,742 --> 00:20:14,782
IS GIRLY.

398
00:20:14,784 --> 00:20:16,294
(scoffs)

399
00:20:16,286 --> 00:20:19,816
YEAH, I'M NOT SO SURE
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.

400
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,749
IT HAD TO BE DONE.

401
00:20:21,751 --> 00:20:24,251
WE GOTTA GET THEM OUT
OF THEIR COCOON.

402
00:20:24,254 --> 00:20:26,834
WE'RE BRINGING
THE REAL WORLD TO THEM.

403
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:30,296
YEAH, WELL, THIS MIGHT BE
TOO MUCH REAL WORLD.

404
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:32,500
(horn blares in distance)

405
00:20:35,365 --> 00:20:36,665
(telephone buzzes)

406
00:20:36,666 --> 00:20:39,436
(woman) Hallie? It's Marshall's
school on line two.

407
00:20:41,271 --> 00:20:43,271
HALLIE BUTLER.

408
00:20:45,275 --> 00:20:47,315
HE DID WHAT?

409
00:20:47,317 --> 00:20:49,317
WHAT POSSESSED YOU
TO HIT ANOTHER BOY?

410
00:20:49,319 --> 00:20:52,319
I GOT TIRED OF HIM GETTING
IN MY FACE EVERY DAY.

411
00:20:52,322 --> 00:20:55,432
A GUY CAN ONLY
GET PICKED ON SO MUCH.
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS.

412
00:20:55,425 --> 00:20:58,425
YOU TRY TO TALK IT OUT,
OR YOU GET A TEACHER.

413
00:20:58,428 --> 00:21:00,728
TALKING DIDN'T WORK,
AND I GOTTA SAY,

414
00:21:00,730 --> 00:21:03,730
CLINT'S WAY WAS A WHOLE LOT
MORE SATISFYING.
CLINT?

415
00:21:03,733 --> 00:21:06,703
HE TOLD ME THAT
IF THE KID KEPT IT UP,

416
00:21:06,696 --> 00:21:09,696
TO PUT HIS ASS ON THE GROUND.
THAT'S WHAT I DID.

417
00:21:09,699 --> 00:21:10,839
(scoffs)

418
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:20,645
DID YOU TELL MY SON
TO HIT ANOTHER CHILD?

419
00:21:20,650 --> 00:21:23,650
CHILD? THE KID MARSHALL CLOCKED
HAS A BEARD.

420
00:21:23,653 --> 00:21:26,363
I WAS WILLING TO DEAL
WITH THE BOXING,

421
00:21:26,356 --> 00:21:29,986
BUT ATTACKING ANOTHER CHILD
IS UNACCEPTABLE.
MARSHALL WAS
GETTING PICKED ON.

422
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:32,059
HE NEEDED TO LEARN
TO DEFEND HIMSELF.

423
00:21:32,061 --> 00:21:36,671
THAT'S NOT YOUR DECISION
TO MAKE. I'M THE PARENT.
YOU MAY BE THE PARENT,

424
00:21:36,666 --> 00:21:38,996
BUT YOU'VE NEVER BEEN
A 15-YEAR-OLD BOY.

425
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,668
I'M SORRY,

426
00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:43,930
BUT "GET THE TEACHER" DOESN'T
SOLVE THIS PARTICULAR PROBLEM.

427
00:21:43,933 --> 00:21:47,383
SO YOU KNOW WHAT'S BETTER
FOR MARSHALL THAN HIS MOTHER?
IN THIS CASE, YEAH.

428
00:21:47,377 --> 00:21:49,837
VIOLENCE AS A SOLUTION.

429
00:21:49,839 --> 00:21:51,809
HOW VERY REPUBLICAN
OF YOU.

430
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,341
MAYBE WE SHOULD ACT
LIKE DEMOCRATS--

431
00:21:54,344 --> 00:21:56,354
OFFER THE BULLY
MILK AND COOKIES,

432
00:21:56,346 --> 00:21:58,516
GET HIM TO TALK
ABOUT HIS FEELINGS.

433
00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,518
WE'RE THROUGH!
YOU THINK?

434
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,520
LET'S GO.
WE'RE DONE HERE.

435
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:15,744
(Hallie) COME ON, MARSHALL!

436
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:18,435
I THINK IT'S TIME TO CONSIDER
THE NUCLEAR OPTION.

437
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:20,438
TELL MOM
THAT CLINT'S MY DAD?

438
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,440
YOU WANNA BE THE ONE
MOPPING UP THE MOM PUDDLE

439
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:26,453
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR?
DON'T YOU GET IT?

440
00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:29,446
THAT THING--THE THING THAT THEY
CARE MORE PASSIONATELY ABOUT

441
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:32,579
THAN POLITICS--
IT AIN'T WINE, PAL.

442
00:22:32,582 --> 00:22:35,992
IT'S YOU.

443
00:22:35,985 --> 00:22:38,985
MARSHALL! LET'S GO.

444
00:22:38,988 --> 00:22:40,488
(whispers) HEY.

445
00:22:44,093 --> 00:22:47,773
(horns honking in distance)

446
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,470
HEY, MARSHALL.

447
00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:54,442
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

448
00:22:54,444 --> 00:22:58,154
LITTLE, UH,
POPCORN HOMEWORK BREAK?

449
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:05,112
DOES THE KID HAVE IT
IN HIM?

450
00:23:05,114 --> 00:23:07,124
ONLY A FEW HOURS TO COMPLETE

451
00:23:07,116 --> 00:23:09,116
THE 24-HOUR,
SILENT TREATMENT MARATHON.

452
00:23:09,118 --> 00:23:10,818
CAN HE DO IT?

453
00:23:10,820 --> 00:23:13,120
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THIS IS A RECORD POUT

454
00:23:13,122 --> 00:23:16,002
FOR THE KID FROM HELL'S KITCHEN!
(imitates crowd cheering)

455
00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:18,125
(microwave beeps)

456
00:23:18,127 --> 00:23:19,997
(closes microwave door)

457
00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:24,031
TWO STICKS?

458
00:23:24,033 --> 00:23:27,513
OKAY, I GET IT.

459
00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:31,137
YOU'RE MAD AT ME BECAUSE
I WON'T LET YOU GO BOX.

460
00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:34,680
YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE
CONSIDERED PASSIVE AGGRESSION

461
00:23:34,684 --> 00:23:37,124
INSTEAD OF PUNCHING THAT KID
AT SCHOOL.

462
00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:41,486
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE PRETTY GREAT
AT IT, TOO.

463
00:23:41,491 --> 00:23:42,821
MARSHALL, COME ON.

464
00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:45,122
LET'S JUST TALK THIS OUT,
OKAY?

465
00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:46,834
JUST SAY SOMETHING.

466
00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:53,431
ANYTHING?

467
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,672
I THINK DICK CHENEY
GETS A BAD RAP.

468
00:23:55,665 --> 00:23:57,005
(kicks door)

469
00:24:01,611 --> 00:24:05,041
MR. ROBERTS,
WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS.

470
00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:07,684
YOU'RE BALD.
YOU'RE NOT INVISIBLE.

471
00:24:07,677 --> 00:24:10,017
NOW I KNOW YOU FEEL
PEOPLE IGNORE YOU

472
00:24:10,019 --> 00:24:12,179
BECAUSE OF YOUR BALDNESS,
BUT THAT'S JUST--
(knock on door)

473
00:24:12,181 --> 00:24:14,221
DR. McCRAE,
YOUR MOM IS HERE.

474
00:24:14,223 --> 00:24:18,733
SHE'S GOING
TO HAVE TO WAIT.
SHE REALLY NEEDS
TO SEE YOU.

475
00:24:22,932 --> 00:24:26,042
MOM, WHAT'S WRONG?
I STOLE HIS UMBRELLA.

476
00:24:26,035 --> 00:24:27,535
OH, GOOD, YOU'RE HERE.

477
00:24:27,537 --> 00:24:29,097
APPARENTLY,
BARTENDERS/BAR OWNERS

478
00:24:29,098 --> 00:24:31,098
GIVING SAGE ADVICE--NOT SO TRUE.
FELIX TOLD ME

479
00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:34,240
I NEEDED TO BREAK HALLIE
AND CLINT OUT OF THEIR COCOON.

480
00:24:34,243 --> 00:24:36,653
TOTAL DISASTER.
I NEED YOUR HELP.

481
00:24:36,646 --> 00:24:38,646
LIV, WHAT'S WRONG?

482
00:24:38,648 --> 00:24:42,608
WHAT DID CLAIRE DO?
I WENT
TO MY LOVER'S APARTMENT.

483
00:24:42,612 --> 00:24:45,252
IT'S YOUR APARTMENT, MOM,
AND HE'S YOUR EX-LOV--

484
00:24:45,254 --> 00:24:47,664
DIDN'T WE AGREE TO USE
THE TERM "BOYFRIEND"?

485
00:24:47,657 --> 00:24:50,487
LET HER SPEAK, CLAIRE.
THANK YOU, TREVOR.

486
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:54,259
I STOOD THERE,
OUTSIDE OF HIS DOOR,

487
00:24:54,263 --> 00:24:56,533
READY TO TELL HECTOR,

488
00:24:56,526 --> 00:24:58,266
ALTHOUGH OUR LOVE
HAD NOT DIMMED,

489
00:24:58,267 --> 00:25:01,927
WE NEEDED TO MOVE ON.
WHY? YOU GUYS
SOUND PERFECT.

490
00:25:01,931 --> 00:25:05,071
TREVOR--
HE'S A JUNKIE,
TREVOR.

491
00:25:05,074 --> 00:25:07,214
WELL, OKAY,
THAT'S DIFFERENT.
HE'S A JUNKIE,

492
00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:09,906
AND I'M THE DRUG.

493
00:25:09,909 --> 00:25:12,109
IF THAT'S A METAPHOR,
I'M BACK TO "PLAY ON."

494
00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:15,111
MOM, THE UMBRELLA.
I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY--

495
00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:17,624
THAT HE'LL NEVER BE ABLE
TO FINISH HIS MASTERPIECE

496
00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:20,217
BECAUSE HE CAN'T KEEP HIS HANDS
OFF OF HIS MUSE.

497
00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:23,219
THAT'S NOT
WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY...

498
00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:24,922
AT ALL.

499
00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:28,104
I SAW HIS UMBRELLA LYING THERE,
LEANING BY THE DOOR,

500
00:25:28,097 --> 00:25:31,697
STILL WET
FROM HIS MORNING WALK.

501
00:25:31,701 --> 00:25:34,161
I HAD TO HAVE IT.
I THINK
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

502
00:25:34,163 --> 00:25:36,113
(clears throat)

503
00:25:36,105 --> 00:25:39,265
MR. ROBERTS,
I CAN SEE YOU.

504
00:25:39,268 --> 00:25:41,908
PLEASE, WAIT FOR ME
IN MY OFFICE.

505
00:25:41,911 --> 00:25:44,241
I WILL BE RIGHT BACK
IN THERE. PROMISE.

506
00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:47,023
MR. ROBERTS IS HERE?
WHERE?

507
00:25:47,016 --> 00:25:48,576
WHEREVER YOU ARE, BUDDY,

508
00:25:48,578 --> 00:25:52,118
I MISS YOU AND ALL
THE OTHER BOYS IN THE "B" WING!

509
00:25:52,121 --> 00:25:54,621
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT
EVERYBODY IN HERE NEEDS?

510
00:25:54,624 --> 00:25:56,564
A GOOD DOSE OF REALITY.

511
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:59,555
MR. ROBERTS, THE REASON
DIANE SAWYER NEVER TOOK THE ROSE

512
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,728
YOU HELD OUT
OVER THE "GMA" BARRICADE

513
00:26:01,731 --> 00:26:04,331
WAS NOT BECAUSE
SHE COULDN'T SEE YOU.

514
00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:07,343
AND, MOM, WITH OR WITHOUT YOU,
HECTOR IS NEVER

515
00:26:07,336 --> 00:26:10,166
GOING TO COMPLETE A MASTERPIECE,
AND, TREVOR,

516
00:26:10,169 --> 00:26:13,139
YOUR MATCH WILL NEVER WORK OUT
IF THEIR AFFECTION

517
00:26:13,142 --> 00:26:16,152
CANNOT SURVIVE
IN THE REAL WORLD.

518
00:26:16,145 --> 00:26:19,145
EVERYONE CLEAR HERE?
EXCELLENT.

519
00:26:19,148 --> 00:26:21,948
MR. ROBERTS,
LET'S GET BACK TO WORK.

520
00:26:21,951 --> 00:26:25,251
TREVOR, WE WILL PICK THIS UP
LATER, AND, MOM, I WILL HANDLE

521
00:26:25,254 --> 00:26:28,294
THINGS WITH HECTOR JUST LIKE WE
BOTH KNEW I EVENTUALLY WOULD.

522
00:26:30,219 --> 00:26:33,689
YOU REALLY MAKE
MY DAUGHTER CRAZY,

523
00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:35,703
DO YOU KNOW THAT?

524
00:26:38,027 --> 00:26:41,067
(video game playing
on computer)

525
00:26:47,236 --> 00:26:48,876
(sighs)

526
00:26:48,878 --> 00:26:51,978
SO ON MY WAY HOME, I HAD ANOTHER
IDEA I WANTED TO RUN BY YOU.

527
00:26:51,981 --> 00:26:54,781
NOW, AS I UNDERSTAND IT,
IN CANADA,

528
00:26:54,784 --> 00:26:57,294
THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS
OR DEMOCRATS.

529
00:26:57,286 --> 00:26:59,986
HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT RELOCATION?

530
00:26:59,989 --> 00:27:02,049
YEAH, THAT--
THAT'S GONNA FLY.

531
00:27:02,051 --> 00:27:04,221
MOM?

532
00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:06,733
FIRST THE LYING,
NOW THE OUTRIGHT DEFIANCE?

533
00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:08,756
YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT
SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

534
00:27:08,758 --> 00:27:11,228
YOU'RE NOT?
I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW

535
00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:13,330
MARSHALL WAS TOLD
HE COULDN'T COME HERE.

536
00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:17,042
COME ON, CLINT, LET'S GO.
MARSHALL. HEY, BUDDY,
COME ON.

537
00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:20,266
MARSHALL, STOP WHAT YOU'RE
DOING. CLIMB DOWN OUT OF THERE.

538
00:27:20,269 --> 00:27:23,269
WE ARE GOING HOME.
YOU DON'T WANT
TO DATE CLINT

539
00:27:23,272 --> 00:27:25,272
OVER SOMETHING
AS STUPID AS POLITICS,

540
00:27:25,274 --> 00:27:28,884
THAT'S YOUR CHOICE, BUT YOU
CAN'T KEEP ME FROM SEEING HIM.

541
00:27:28,878 --> 00:27:31,348
OH, I MOST CERTAINLY CAN.
I AM YOUR MOTHER.

542
00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:33,350
YEAH.

543
00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:35,382
WELL...

544
00:27:35,384 --> 00:27:38,264
HE'S MY FATHER.

545
00:27:38,257 --> 00:27:42,127
WHAT DO YOU SAY, DAD?
CAN I KEEP BOXING?

546
00:27:53,042 --> 00:27:55,272
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY,
MARSHALL?

547
00:27:55,274 --> 00:27:56,784
I TRACKED HIM DOWN, OKAY?

548
00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:59,246
I FOUND THE NAME OF THE AGENCY
IN YOUR FILES,

549
00:27:59,248 --> 00:28:01,448
AND I HACKED
INTO THEIR DATABASE.

550
00:28:01,450 --> 00:28:03,410
IT WASN'T THAT HARD.

551
00:28:03,412 --> 00:28:05,992
CLINT...

552
00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:08,285
IS THIS... POSSIBLE?

553
00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:11,817
WERE YOU A...

554
00:28:11,821 --> 00:28:14,261
I MEAN, DID YOU...

555
00:28:14,263 --> 00:28:16,773
(scoffs)

556
00:28:19,468 --> 00:28:24,268
I SUPPOSE YOU'RE GOING TO
EXPECT AN ALLOWANCE.

557
00:28:24,273 --> 00:28:27,043
I JUST WANTED TO MEET MY DAD.

558
00:28:27,036 --> 00:28:30,036
I TOLD MYSELF
WHEN I FIRST CAME IN HERE

559
00:28:30,039 --> 00:28:33,279
THAT IF YOU'RE A MAJOR TOOL,
I WAS JUST GONNA WALK OUT

560
00:28:33,282 --> 00:28:35,992
AND FORGET
I EVER TRACKED YOU DOWN.

561
00:28:35,985 --> 00:28:37,715
BUT YOU WEREN'T.

562
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,286
YOU CHANGED MY LIFE.

563
00:28:49,328 --> 00:28:52,228
MARSHALL, YOUR MOM.

564
00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:55,301
MOM!

565
00:28:58,267 --> 00:28:59,337
(chuckles softly)

566
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,770
(Trevor) How'd it go?
She coping?

567
00:29:03,773 --> 00:29:06,253
SHE'S CALMED DOWN,
BUT IT WAS BAD.

568
00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:09,375
I just spent the last three
hours trying to convince her

569
00:29:09,378 --> 00:29:11,948
THAT I DIDN'T TRACK DOWN MY
FATHER BECAUSE SHE'D FAILED ME.

570
00:29:11,951 --> 00:29:13,251
I should probably go.

571
00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:16,062
DID YOU TALK TO HER
ABOUT CLINT?

572
00:29:16,055 --> 00:29:17,425
NOT THE TIME, TREVOR.

573
00:29:17,426 --> 00:29:19,926
GOT IT. ALL RIGHT,
LET'S TALK TOMORROW.

574
00:29:19,929 --> 00:29:21,789
BYE.

575
00:29:21,791 --> 00:29:24,761
(sighs)
SOUNDS LIKE THE TRUTH
HAS COME OUT?

576
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:26,773
TRUST ME.
IT'S FOR THE BEST.

577
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,765
I KNOW, AND IT HASN'T HAD
THE DESIRED EFFECT SO FAR.

578
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,768
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO TAKE
YOUR WORD.

579
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,770
HEY, BY THE WAY,
I WAS VERY PLEASED

580
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:37,082
TO GET YOUR PHONE CALL TODAY.
I MEAN, THAT'S A FIRST--

581
00:29:37,076 --> 00:29:39,146
YOU ASKING ME FOR A FAVOR.

582
00:29:39,148 --> 00:29:41,808
UH, JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, WHEN
THIS HECTOR ANSWERS THE DOOR,

583
00:29:41,811 --> 00:29:44,511
YOU WANT ME TO POP HIM?
NO, I JUST WANT
TO PLAY IT SAFE.

584
00:29:44,513 --> 00:29:47,223
I CALLED HIM YESTERDAY,
AND HE WAS BRUSQUE

585
00:29:47,216 --> 00:29:49,486
WHEN I SUGGESTED
IT WAS TIME HE MOVED OUT.

586
00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:52,518
JUST STAND NEXT TO ME AND TRY TO
LOOK MORE LIKE THE GOD OF WAR

587
00:29:52,521 --> 00:29:55,361
THAN THE GOD OF LOVE.
SHOW HIM YOUR MEAN FACE.

588
00:29:58,427 --> 00:30:00,327
(scoffs) AND BE CAREFUL.

589
00:30:00,329 --> 00:30:02,429
IF MY MOTHER
IS TO BE BELIEVED,

590
00:30:02,431 --> 00:30:05,371
THIS HECTOR WAS A SAMURAI RONIN
IN HIS LAST LIFE.

591
00:30:05,374 --> 00:30:08,284
APPARENTLY, HE CAN ALSO SPEAK
TO THE WIND.

592
00:30:08,277 --> 00:30:10,377
UH, YOU'RE HAVING
YOUR DELUSIONAL PATIENT

593
00:30:10,379 --> 00:30:12,939
HELP YOU
WITH YOUR DELUSIONAL MOM.

594
00:30:12,942 --> 00:30:17,052
I KEEP THINKING
THAT SHE'S GONNA...

595
00:30:17,046 --> 00:30:20,386
I DON'T KNOW,
GROW UP SOMEDAY,

596
00:30:20,389 --> 00:30:22,449
SEE THE WORLD AS IT IS.

597
00:30:22,451 --> 00:30:25,421
SHE SEES THE WORLD FILLED
WITH LOVE AND BEAUTY.

598
00:30:25,424 --> 00:30:28,964
SHE SEES THE BEST IN PEOPLE.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?

599
00:30:28,958 --> 00:30:30,958
IT'S SELFISH.
SELFISH?
HOW'S IT SELFISH?

600
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,960
SHE WEARS HER HEART
ON HER SLEEVE,

601
00:30:32,962 --> 00:30:34,432
AND IT GETS CRUSHED.

602
00:30:34,433 --> 00:30:36,913
I MEAN, WHO DO YOU THINK
PICKS UP THE PIECES?
(door buzzes)

603
00:30:36,906 --> 00:30:39,836
SHE LEAVES HER 16-YEAR-OLD
DAUGHTER TO TAKE CARE

604
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,338
OF HER LITTLE SISTER

605
00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,870
WHILE SHE FOLLOWS
SOME GLASSBLOWER TO PERU?

606
00:30:43,873 --> 00:30:47,283
(imitates Liv)
"HE'S A GRAND MASTER, CLAIRE."

607
00:30:47,276 --> 00:30:49,276
I LOOKED IT UP, TREVOR.

608
00:30:49,278 --> 00:30:54,378
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS A GRAND MASTER GLASSBLOWER.

609
00:30:54,383 --> 00:30:56,293
THERE'S NO ANSWER.

610
00:30:56,285 --> 00:31:00,455
MAYBE HE DID TAKE ME SERIOUSLY
AND MOVED OUT ON HIS OWN.

611
00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:02,889
(sniffles)

612
00:31:02,892 --> 00:31:06,502
(music playing indistinctly
on headphones)

613
00:31:06,495 --> 00:31:08,335
(meows)

614
00:31:10,539 --> 00:31:14,139
PRETTY MUCH
AS ADVERTISED, HUH?

615
00:31:14,143 --> 00:31:16,413
(door closes)

616
00:31:16,405 --> 00:31:18,475
HECTOR, WHO BUZZED THE...

617
00:31:18,477 --> 00:31:21,407
DOOR?
(volume raises)

618
00:31:21,410 --> 00:31:23,480
(music stops)

619
00:31:25,414 --> 00:31:28,064
YOU'VE GOT TEN MINUTES
TO GRAB YOUR THINGS.

620
00:31:28,057 --> 00:31:30,317
AFTER THAT,
I'M CALLING THE POLICE,

621
00:31:30,319 --> 00:31:32,489
AND THEY DECIDE
WHO'S TRESPASSING.

622
00:31:35,364 --> 00:31:36,934
(scoffs)

623
00:31:45,434 --> 00:31:47,244
HEY.

624
00:31:47,236 --> 00:31:49,336
HEY.

625
00:31:49,338 --> 00:31:53,238
SO FOR THE PAST 19 HOURS,

626
00:31:53,242 --> 00:31:56,322
I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO SORT OUT MY FEELINGS,

627
00:31:56,315 --> 00:31:58,485
AND THIS IS WHAT I KNOW
FOR CERTAIN.

628
00:31:58,487 --> 00:32:02,117
MOSTLY WHAT I'M FEELING
IS JOY.

629
00:32:02,121 --> 00:32:04,121
I HAVE FELT THIS CONNECTION
TO MARSHALL

630
00:32:04,123 --> 00:32:06,433
SINCE THE DAY
HE WALKED INTO THE GYM.

631
00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:10,495
SO ARE YOU ASKING ME IF YOU CAN
CONTINUE SEEING MARSHALL?

632
00:32:10,499 --> 00:32:12,129
YES.

633
00:32:12,131 --> 00:32:15,101
BUT THERE'S THIS, TOO.

634
00:32:15,104 --> 00:32:18,314
I THINK WE SHOULD GIVE US
ANOTHER CHANCE.

635
00:32:18,307 --> 00:32:19,607
WE'D BREAK MARSHALL'S HEART

636
00:32:19,608 --> 00:32:22,238
IF WE TRIED
AND IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.

637
00:32:22,241 --> 00:32:25,541
YOU KNOW, I TRY TO INSTILL
THIS MIND-SET IN THE KIDS

638
00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:28,254
WHO TRAIN WITH ME--

639
00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:31,947
NOTHING WORTH HAVING
COMES EASY.

640
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:35,320
MARSHALL CAME INTO MY GYM

641
00:32:35,324 --> 00:32:37,534
50 POUNDS OVERWEIGHT.

642
00:32:37,526 --> 00:32:40,586
AND THERE WERE DAYS
HE WOULD LEAVE SOAKED IN SWEAT

643
00:32:40,589 --> 00:32:43,089
AND I'D PUSHED HIM SO HARD,

644
00:32:43,092 --> 00:32:46,372
I THOUGHT HE MIGHT NOT SHOW UP
THE NEXT DAY.

645
00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:48,695
BUT HE KEPT COMING BACK.

646
00:32:48,697 --> 00:32:52,737
WE GOT HIT, AND WE JUST
THREW IN THE TOWEL.

647
00:32:52,741 --> 00:32:55,341
WE OWE MARSHALL
SOME REAL EFFORT.

648
00:32:55,344 --> 00:32:58,714
DOES IT REALLY MATTER
WHO WE VOTE FOR?

649
00:32:58,707 --> 00:33:00,407
(telephone buzzes)

650
00:33:00,409 --> 00:33:03,009
(woman) Hallie? It's Marshall's
school again. Line three.

651
00:33:04,653 --> 00:33:06,993
HALLIE BUTLER.

652
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,555
(sighs)

653
00:33:08,557 --> 00:33:12,417
NO, I SEE. OF COURSE.

654
00:33:12,421 --> 00:33:15,491
I'LL BE THERE
AS SOON AS I CAN.

655
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:16,674
(sighs)

656
00:33:16,665 --> 00:33:20,065
MARSHALL GOT
INTO ANOTHER FIGHT.

657
00:33:20,069 --> 00:33:22,469
APPARENTLY, THE OTHER BOY
INVOLVED REQUIRED STITCHES

658
00:33:22,471 --> 00:33:24,631
FOR THE GASH ABOVE HIS EYE.

659
00:33:24,633 --> 00:33:27,483
YOU KNOW,
THIS WAS NOT WHO MY SON WAS

660
00:33:27,476 --> 00:33:30,606
BEFORE HE MET YOU, CLINT,
SO LET ME BE VERY CLEAR.

661
00:33:30,609 --> 00:33:34,309
THERE IS NO CHANCE THAT YOU
AND I ARE GOING TO HAPPEN,

662
00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:36,493
AND AS FAR
AS YOU SEEING MARSHALL AGAIN,

663
00:33:36,485 --> 00:33:40,685
I'M NOT SURE YOUR INFLUENCE
HAS BEEN GOOD FOR HIM.

664
00:33:40,689 --> 00:33:43,089
THIS STOPS, MARSHALL.
IT STOPS NOW.

665
00:33:43,092 --> 00:33:47,532
I MEAN, WHAT POSSESSED YOU
TO GET INTO ANOTHER FIGHT?
I DON'T WANNA TALK
ABOUT IT.

666
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:50,196
THAT'S THE FAIRY
WHO BEAT YOU UP?

667
00:33:50,199 --> 00:33:51,529
(scoffs)

668
00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:55,100
I SEE NOW WHERE YOUR SON
ACQUIRED HIS WONDERFUL MANNERS.

669
00:33:55,104 --> 00:33:57,344
MOM, LET'S JUST GO.

670
00:33:57,336 --> 00:34:01,106
IF HE CAN DO THIS TO YOU, MAYBE
HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S GAY.

671
00:34:01,110 --> 00:34:03,310
YOU KNOW,
NOT THAT IT EVEN MATTERS,

672
00:34:03,312 --> 00:34:05,472
BUT MY SON ISN'T GAY.

673
00:34:05,474 --> 00:34:06,454
(scoffs)

674
00:34:19,488 --> 00:34:22,258
SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU
ABOUT IT SOONER,

675
00:34:22,261 --> 00:34:24,591
BUT COME ON, IT NEVER
CROSSED YOUR MIND?

676
00:34:24,593 --> 00:34:27,603
(sighs) YEAH,
IT'S CROSSED MY MIND.

677
00:34:27,596 --> 00:34:30,466
YOU KNOW THAT I WILL LOVE
AND SUPPORT YOU

678
00:34:30,469 --> 00:34:33,599
NO MATTER WHAT, RIGHT?
MY LIBERAL MOM?

679
00:34:33,602 --> 00:34:36,752
I PROBABLY, UH,
SCORED SOME POINTS.

680
00:34:36,745 --> 00:34:38,675
I'M A BADGE OF HONOR.

681
00:34:40,379 --> 00:34:43,779
(groans
and laughs nervously)

682
00:34:43,782 --> 00:34:45,352
(closes locker)

683
00:34:45,354 --> 00:34:46,794
I THINK I GET IT.

684
00:34:46,785 --> 00:34:50,415
THE BOXING... THE FIGHTS...

685
00:34:50,419 --> 00:34:54,459
I STILL DON'T LIKE IT,
BUT I UNDERSTAND.

686
00:34:54,463 --> 00:34:58,203
CLINT SAYS IT JUST TAKES
A COUPLE FIGHTS,

687
00:34:58,197 --> 00:35:00,197
AND THEY'LL STOP MESSING
WITH ME.

688
00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:01,629
I'M 2-0.

689
00:35:01,630 --> 00:35:03,330
DID CLINT KNOW

690
00:35:03,332 --> 00:35:05,632
THE REASON YOU WERE
GETTING PICKED ON?

691
00:35:05,634 --> 00:35:08,384
HE'S KNOWN
FOR A LONG TIME.

692
00:35:08,377 --> 00:35:10,537
HE'S BEEN GREAT
ABOUT IT.

693
00:35:10,539 --> 00:35:12,539
ARE YOU MAD?

694
00:35:12,541 --> 00:35:15,881
YEAH. (sighs)

695
00:35:15,884 --> 00:35:18,394
AT MYSELF.

696
00:35:18,387 --> 00:35:23,187
I HAVE MADE
A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.

697
00:35:23,192 --> 00:35:25,492
(exhales deeply)

698
00:35:27,256 --> 00:35:30,496
HOW COULD I LET A MAN
LIKE CLINT GO?

699
00:35:30,499 --> 00:35:33,499
HE KNEW MARSHALL WAS GAY.
HE TREATED HIM LIKE A SON.

700
00:35:33,502 --> 00:35:36,572
I MEAN, I DON'T--I DON'T CARE
WHO HE VOTES FOR. I--

701
00:35:36,565 --> 00:35:39,805
YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE KIND OF MAN
I WANT IN MARSHALL'S LIFE.

702
00:35:39,808 --> 00:35:42,508
IN MY LIFE. I MEAN,
HE'S THE ONLY GUY--
BUP-BUP-BUP-BUP-BUP.

703
00:35:42,511 --> 00:35:44,841
DON'T BLOW ALL
THIS FIERY PASSION ON ME.

704
00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:47,753
IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S A LITTLE
CLINT FLY ON THE WALL.

705
00:35:47,746 --> 00:35:50,746
BUT HE WON'T TAKE MY CALLS.

706
00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:54,249
HE'S EVERYTHING I REALLY WANT,
AND I'VE LOST HIM.

707
00:35:54,253 --> 00:35:57,363
MM, YOU MAY HAVE LOST HIM
FOR NOW, BUT...

708
00:35:57,356 --> 00:35:59,486
MARSHALL HASN'T.

709
00:35:59,488 --> 00:36:02,388
YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN
TO BE IN THE MOOD

710
00:36:02,391 --> 00:36:04,891
TO PERFECTLY EXECUTE
AN INGENIOUS PLAN, WOULD YOU?

711
00:36:12,441 --> 00:36:14,741
WHERE IS HE?
WHERE'S WHO?

712
00:36:14,743 --> 00:36:17,483
MARSHALL. YOU SAID
HE WANTED TO SEE ME.
I'M SURE HE DOES.

713
00:36:17,476 --> 00:36:20,446
(chuckles) YOU CALLED ME
AND YOU SAID,

714
00:36:20,449 --> 00:36:22,479
"MARSHALL REALLY WANTS
TO SEE YOU.

715
00:36:22,481 --> 00:36:25,881
CAN YOU COME DOWN
TO THE BAR?"
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

716
00:36:25,884 --> 00:36:28,924
I'M CRAFTY LIKE THAT.
ALWAYS SOMETHING UP MY SLEEVE.

717
00:36:28,917 --> 00:36:32,457
MAKES YOU WONDER
WHAT I'M GONNA DO NEXT.

718
00:36:32,461 --> 00:36:36,331
(man) ♪ I WALK THESE STREETS
I WALKED BEFORE ♪

719
00:36:36,325 --> 00:36:38,325
I THINK MARSHALL
WANTED YOU HERE

720
00:36:38,327 --> 00:36:42,527
TO SEE THE WORLD PREMIERE
OF HIS MOM'S PIECE ON YOUR GYM.

721
00:36:42,531 --> 00:36:44,471
MY SON SOLD DRUGS
ON THE CORNER.

722
00:36:44,473 --> 00:36:45,773
MY KID WAS IN A GANG.

723
00:36:45,774 --> 00:36:49,314
BOXING PROVIDED AN OUTLET
FOR MY SON'S ANGER.

724
00:36:49,308 --> 00:36:51,608
THE TRINITY BOXING CLUB
GAVE MY SON A PLACE TO GO.

725
00:36:51,610 --> 00:36:53,980
CLINT WILSON
IS MORE THAN JUST A COACH.

726
00:36:53,982 --> 00:36:55,782
HE'S A MENTOR.

727
00:36:55,784 --> 00:36:57,354
HE'S A FATHER FIGURE.

728
00:36:57,346 --> 00:37:00,486
(man) CLINT IS
OUR FAMILY'S WHITE KNIGHT.

729
00:37:00,489 --> 00:37:02,489
I AM A SINGLE MOM,

730
00:37:02,491 --> 00:37:05,991
AND AS MUCH AS I LIKE TO THINK
I CAN DO IT ALL,

731
00:37:05,994 --> 00:37:07,604
I CAN'T.

732
00:37:07,596 --> 00:37:11,496
SO I THANK GOD
THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE

733
00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:15,260
LIKE CLINT WILSON
TO FILL IN THE HOLES.

734
00:37:15,264 --> 00:37:19,344
I CAN'T IMAGINE MY SON'S LIFE
WITHOUT HIM.

735
00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:24,508
I CAN'T IMAGINE MY LIFE
WITHOUT HIM.

736
00:37:24,513 --> 00:37:27,483
♪♪

737
00:37:27,476 --> 00:37:31,246
(applause)

738
00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:32,879
♪♪

739
00:37:32,881 --> 00:37:35,351
(Trevor) IT'S STILL
A WORK IN PROGRESS.

740
00:37:35,354 --> 00:37:37,364
I THINK THEY RUSHED IT
INTO PRODUCTION,

741
00:37:37,356 --> 00:37:40,626
BUT I BELIEVE THAT'S WHAT ONE
MIGHT CALL A "LOVING TRIBUTE."

742
00:37:40,629 --> 00:37:43,689
(sighs)
I GOTTA GO FIND HALLIE.

743
00:37:43,692 --> 00:37:45,492
YOUR TAB'S COVERED.

744
00:37:48,367 --> 00:37:51,497
♪♪

745
00:37:55,444 --> 00:37:57,754
I'M SORRY,
BUT WHERE I COME FROM,

746
00:37:57,746 --> 00:37:59,876
MEN DON'T LET WOMEN
BUY THEM DRINKS.

747
00:37:59,878 --> 00:38:02,948
YOU COME FROM THE 1950s?
YOU LOOK GOOD.

748
00:38:02,951 --> 00:38:06,521
THANKS. ALL THAT BIBLE THUMPING
AND GUN TOTING

749
00:38:06,515 --> 00:38:07,885
KEEPS ME YOUTHFUL.

750
00:38:07,886 --> 00:38:10,456
HMM. WHILE I AGE
WORKING LONGER HOURS

751
00:38:10,459 --> 00:38:13,459
AND BEING PAID LESS THAN A MAN
DOING THE SAME JOB.

752
00:38:13,462 --> 00:38:14,792
(sighs)

753
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:19,703
YOU ARE EVERYTHING
I HAVE EVER WANTED IN A MAN...

754
00:38:19,698 --> 00:38:22,828
AND ONE THING I DIDN'T.

755
00:38:22,831 --> 00:38:26,541
ASK ME HOW MUCH I CARE
ABOUT THAT ONE THING.

756
00:38:26,535 --> 00:38:28,635
HOW MUCH DO YOU CARE ABOUT--

757
00:38:28,637 --> 00:38:31,737
♪♪

758
00:38:34,913 --> 00:38:38,353
♪♪

759
00:38:38,347 --> 00:38:40,617
(Trevor sighs)

760
00:38:40,619 --> 00:38:42,689
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

761
00:38:42,691 --> 00:38:44,691
THEY'RE
THE PERFECT MATCH.

762
00:38:44,693 --> 00:38:48,063
YEAH. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN
TOAST WITH A ROY ROGERS, BUT...

763
00:38:48,056 --> 00:38:49,526
SALUTé.

764
00:38:49,528 --> 00:38:50,698
(clink)

765
00:38:50,699 --> 00:38:52,799
SO YOU REALLY THINK
YOU'RE CUPID, HUH?

766
00:38:52,801 --> 00:38:54,501
I DO.

767
00:38:54,503 --> 00:38:56,513
HOW NERVOUS
DOES IT MAKE YOU

768
00:38:56,505 --> 00:38:59,505
THAT I AM SO DAMN GOOD
AT THIS?

769
00:39:11,550 --> 00:39:14,780
THE PLUS SIDE OF YOU
BEING SO REGIMENTED

770
00:39:14,783 --> 00:39:18,563
IS I KNOW EXACTLY
WHEN YOU'RE GONNA BE HOME.

771
00:39:18,557 --> 00:39:21,557
YOU MADE DINNER?
DON'T ACT LIKE
THAT'S SO STRANGE.

772
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,060
NO, I JUST--I'M SURPRISED
AND EXCITED

773
00:39:24,062 --> 00:39:27,102
THAT IT REQUIRES UTENSILS,
AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE ME

774
00:39:27,095 --> 00:39:30,095
SIT ON THE FLOOR AND EAT LENTILS
WITH MY FINGERS.

775
00:39:30,098 --> 00:39:32,898
YOU KNOW, I CAME THIS CLOSE
TO MAKING ETHIOPIAN.

776
00:39:32,901 --> 00:39:34,871
(sighs)
TREVOR WAS RIGHT, AGAIN.

777
00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:37,013
TREVOR?
(bottle cork pops)

778
00:39:37,005 --> 00:39:40,005
PLEASE TELL ME THAT WAS A CORK
JUST POPPING OUT

779
00:39:40,008 --> 00:39:42,448
OF A WINE BOTTLE
ALL ON ITS OWN.

780
00:39:42,451 --> 00:39:45,711
WOW. SHE IS LIKE CLOCKWORK.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

781
00:39:45,714 --> 00:39:47,424
CLASSING UP THE JOINT?

782
00:39:47,416 --> 00:39:50,416
AFTER YOU WERE SO SHORT
WITH ME OUTSIDE YOUR OFFICE,

783
00:39:50,419 --> 00:39:53,919
TREVOR AND I GOT TO TALKING,
AND I INVITED HIM TO DINNER.

784
00:39:53,922 --> 00:39:55,492
HE'S BEEN
CHEERING ME UP.

785
00:39:55,494 --> 00:39:57,504
(chuckles)
YOU MAY NOT KNOW THIS,

786
00:39:57,496 --> 00:39:59,826
BUT I AM
A BALL OF SUNSHINE.

787
00:39:59,828 --> 00:40:01,968
YOU DON'T NEED
TO BE UPSET, MOM,

788
00:40:01,970 --> 00:40:04,700
BECAUSE I SPOKE TO HECTOR,
AND HE'S GOING TO MOVE OUT.

789
00:40:04,703 --> 00:40:07,413
OH, WELL, YOU DIDN'T HAVE
TO TROUBLE YOURSELF.

790
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:09,775
I WAS ON THE VERGE
OF TALKING TO HIM MYSELF.

791
00:40:09,778 --> 00:40:11,778
I KNOW, BUT I WAS
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

792
00:40:11,780 --> 00:40:14,440
AND FIGURED
I'D TAKE CARE OF IT MYSELF.

793
00:40:14,443 --> 00:40:16,653
OH, WELL,
HOW--HOW WAS HE?

794
00:40:16,645 --> 00:40:20,915
HE FEELS THINGS
SO DEEPLY.

795
00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:23,849
HE WAS... TORN UP.

796
00:40:23,852 --> 00:40:27,032
AND IT'S OBVIOUS
HE STILL LOVES YOU.

797
00:40:28,597 --> 00:40:32,157
BUT HE DID SAY THAT THERE IS
NOTHING HE WANTS MORE

798
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,160
THAN FOR YOU TO BE HAPPY.

799
00:40:34,162 --> 00:40:35,932
SEE, CLAIRE?

800
00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:37,674
THAT'S LOVE.

801
00:40:37,666 --> 00:40:40,566
CLAIRE'S SLOW, BUT...

802
00:40:40,569 --> 00:40:42,569
SHE CATCHES ON.

803
00:40:42,571 --> 00:40:44,511
SHE KNOWS WHAT LOVE IS.

804
00:40:44,513 --> 00:40:48,483
I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE SURE OF IT
THAN RIGHT THIS INSTANT.

805
00:40:48,477 --> 00:40:49,777
(cell phone rings)

806
00:40:49,778 --> 00:40:51,518
OH, EXCUSE ME.

807
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,520
(ring)

808
00:40:54,523 --> 00:40:55,623
(ring)

809
00:40:55,624 --> 00:40:57,594
(beep)

810
00:40:57,586 --> 00:40:59,786
(Liv) OH...
(giggles) HELLO THERE.

811
00:40:59,788 --> 00:41:02,688
OH! ARE YOU KIDDING?

812
00:41:02,691 --> 00:41:05,891
OF COURSE. I'LL BE THERE
IN 20 MINUTES.

813
00:41:05,894 --> 00:41:07,744
(laughs)

814
00:41:07,736 --> 00:41:10,966
OH, STOP.
YOU CAN WAIT THAT LONG.

815
00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:12,799
(beep)

816
00:41:12,801 --> 00:41:15,601
OH, UM, DEREK WOULD LIKE
TO MEET FOR A DRINK.

817
00:41:15,604 --> 00:41:19,554
YOU DON'T MIND, DO YOU?
I MET HIM AT WHOLE FOODS TODAY.

818
00:41:19,548 --> 00:41:21,678
HE'S LIKE A YOUNG RAúL JULIá

819
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,710
WITH THESE DARK, LIQUID EYES
THAT MAKE YOU FEEL

820
00:41:24,713 --> 00:41:27,693
LIKE YOU STARED INTO THEM
IN ANOTHER LIFETIME.

821
00:41:27,686 --> 00:41:30,056
IT WAS AN INSTANT CONNECTION.

822
00:41:33,622 --> 00:41:37,702
MAYBE I'LL BRING HIM BACK
FOR DESSERT.

823
00:41:44,873 --> 00:41:47,883
WHAT HAPPENED TO WANTING
YOUR MOM TO KNOW THE TRUTH?

824
00:41:47,876 --> 00:41:50,676
I THINK IT'S TIME I ACCEPT
THE FACT

825
00:41:50,679 --> 00:41:53,579
THAT THIS IS THE TRUTH
TO HER.

826
00:41:53,582 --> 00:41:57,152
I MEAN,
THIS IS WHO SHE IS.

827
00:41:57,145 --> 00:42:00,585
DO YOU WANT WINE
WITH DINNER OR--

828
00:42:00,589 --> 00:42:02,119
OH... (laughs)

829
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,690
YOU'RE NOT STAYING.

830
00:42:03,692 --> 00:42:05,852
YOU'RE
A TERRIBLE HOSTESS.

831
00:42:05,854 --> 00:42:07,904
GOOD NIGHT, TREVOR.

832
00:42:07,896 --> 00:42:09,726
(sets bottle on table)

833
00:42:09,728 --> 00:42:12,728
BUT YOU'RE
A GREAT DAUGHTER.

834
00:42:14,262 --> 00:42:16,262
THANK YOU.

835
00:42:22,711 --> 00:42:25,841
SO, TREVOR...

836
00:42:25,844 --> 00:42:29,124
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

837
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:35,980
YEAH, IT'S, YOU KNOW,
MY KIND OF DAY.

838
00:42:35,984 --> 00:42:37,994
YOU KNOW, I GET EXCITED
ABOUT...

839
00:42:37,986 --> 00:42:40,986
(speaking indistinctly)