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( thundering )

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man: For some it has been
given to know

3
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the secrets of
the kingdom of heaven.

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But for others,
they are in parables.

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Breakfast!

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( water running )

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Phillip!

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You look nice.

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That's because
I'm going to church.

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I'm not going.

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It's my only day off.

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Are you gonna
come down here

13
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and have a civilized breakfast
with your son?

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- I'll go get him.
- Thank you.

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Dad!

16
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man: You know how you can feel
what's bothering someone

17
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just by looking at 'em?

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Dad?

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( blowing raspberry )

20
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That was Phillip.

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# Those that can't
quite function #

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# In society at large #

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# They're going to
wake up on this morning #

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# And find that they're
in charge #

25
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# But those
the world's set up for #

26
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# Who are really doing
quite well #

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# They're going to
wake up in institutions #

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# In prison or in hell #

29
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# In prison #

30
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# Or in hell #

31
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# Today was
supposed to be the day #

32
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# Molecules decide to change
their form #

33
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# Laws of physics
lose their sway #

34
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# And youthful
indiscretion now #

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# Is suddenly the norm #

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# With the good kids
sprouting horns #

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# Yeah, yeah #

38
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# And today
was supposed to be #

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She's upstairs.

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# Just another day #

41
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# Today was
supposed to be #

42
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# Just another day #

43
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# No, no #

44
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# Today was
supposed to be #

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# No, no #

46
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# Just another day #

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# Oh no #

48
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# Today was
supposed to be #

49
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# Oh no #

50
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# Not just another day #

51
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# It was supposed to be #

52
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# Today was supposed to be
opposite day ##

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Mom?

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( weeping )

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Oh, God.

56
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Sorry.

57
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( crying )

58
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I can't do it.

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woman: So the sex is not
mixed up with love or intimacy

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or emotions or connections

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or any of that kind of
bullshit.

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I mean, that notion of love
is so pre-Gloria Steinem.

63
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It's so 1950s
"mother's little helper,

64
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bake me a pound cake in
Gary, Indiana."

65
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woman: Jamie, I know.

66
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I mean, for fuck's sakes,
I am a liberated woman here.

67
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I am a postmillennial girl.

68
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Having sex is not something
I should be made

69
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to feel guilty about.

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I mean, men don't feel bad
about it when they do it,

71
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so why should I?

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Jamie, you're so right.

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( ding )

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( moaning )

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Okay.

76
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Well...

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Thank you.

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- Thank you very much.
- You're welcome.

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You're welcome.

80
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- Yeah.
- Or...

81
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I'm sorry, thank you.

82
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That was, um...
that was fine.

83
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So what are you doing later?

84
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It was nice to have
met you.

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( sighing )

86
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man: It ain't always easy to
see the upside of shit.

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man: <i>Welcome to</i>
<i>the Bordasch/Newman Agency.</i>

88
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<i>Thanks for joining our</i>
<i>focus-group family.</i>

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<i>Today your moderator is Fred.</i>

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What we have is a market-
prototype presentation.

91
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It's a mockup,
it's not a finished commercial.

92
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What we're doing and what we
need your help with

93
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is to figure out

94
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how what you see
on the television screen

95
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makes you feel, okay?

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And don't pay any attention
to the cameras.

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Our writers are just
observing your reactions

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and that's why on the piece of
paper that I gave you,

99
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under the heading,
"My thoughts,"

100
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we want you to
write your thoughts.

101
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Okay?

102
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<i>So let's start.</i>

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man: <i>Holzhammer Chowder.</i>

104
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<i>Phillip Katz.</i>

105
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<i>V-2-6-3-F.</i>

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Sex doesn't have to be
confused by love or intimacy

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or emotions or connections.

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Men don't feel bad about it
when they do it.

109
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So why should you?

110
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Mmm...

111
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Holzhammer's Clam Chowder!

112
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Mm-hmm!

113
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Holzhammer's Clam Chowder.

114
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Tastes like
a bowl of heaven.

115
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Holzhammer's Clam Chowder.

116
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Tastes like
heaven in a bowl.

117
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All right.

118
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Don't forget to indicate which
catchphrase appeals to you.

119
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Phillip Katz,
I think you have what it takes

120
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to be a Clio Award winner!

121
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But you're not there yet.

122
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Take for instance this
commercial you did today.

123
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It's fun, it's zany,
it has a hook.

124
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But...

125
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what exactly are you trying
to say to the world?

126
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What am I trying to
say to the world?

127
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Phil, tonight, I'm gonna
ask you to do something.

128
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I want you to stay here
in this revered firm,

129
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in this historic
downtown building.

130
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I want you to formulate and
fulminate and fabricate.

131
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I want you to dream
fruitful dreams all night long,

132
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until you come up with
exactly what you,

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Phillip Katz, junior
copywriter extraordinaire,

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wants to tell the world--

135
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What you want to
tell the world.

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About?

137
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Clam chowder?

138
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Resolve the pitch.

139
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Taste the creamiest chowder.

140
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Holzhammer's.

141
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Taste some creamy
clam chowder.

142
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( phone ringing )

143
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This is Phillip.

144
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Mrs. Katz: <i>I don't think</i>
<i>it's healthy</i>

145
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<i>for you to go</i>
<i>back to work so soon.</i>

146
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- Hi, Mom, how are you?
- <i>I made dinner</i>

147
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<i>and I don't appreciate you</i>
<i>letting it get cold.</i>

148
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Phillip: Pestering a chowder,

149
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- the nagging chowder.
- <i>Hello?</i>

150
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- <i>Are you there?</i>
- Yeah.

151
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<i>Hello?</i>

152
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Yeah, I'm here.

153
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<i>Your father</i>
<i>didn't satisfy me.</i>

154
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<i>He never did.</i>

155
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( dial tone )

156
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# Come, come like sugar
my love #

157
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man: Tippy, a furry
gerbil that talks.

158
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Everyone loves talking
rodents.

159
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More talking gerbil.

160
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Mmm...

161
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# These images
that burn my eyes #

162
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# Like the thumb prints
of the sun #

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# Oh sugar pill #

164
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# I believe you #

165
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# Oh sugar pill #

166
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# I wanna
eat you up #

167
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# Up, up... #

168
00:09:02,775 --> 00:09:05,949
It made your father jealous...

169
00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:08,822
... that I was gonna be
a professional.

170
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I left school for him

171
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so he wouldn't feel
so bad about himself.

172
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Now look.

173
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# Now I am blissed out #

174
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# I have
kaleidoscope eyes #

175
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# I'm light as cotton #

176
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# I am wide
as the sky #

177
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# This is where
my thoughts come to die #

178
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- #  And I am happy #
- ( alarm clock beeping )

179
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# Oh sugar pill #

180
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# Oh sugar pill
oh sugar... ##

181
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man: Our paths crossed
only once,

182
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but we both had a profound
effect on each other.

183
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See, most people,
they just walk by,

184
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nobody even looks you
in the eye anymore.

185
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And they all
say the same thing...

186
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"I'll get you on
the way out."

187
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Are those helping you?

188
00:10:02,468 --> 00:10:03,913
Excuse me?

189
00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:05,540
The pills.

190
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,551
What needs of yours are
being met by taking them?

191
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,847
Needs?

192
00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:11,184
Uh...

193
00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:12,813
My mom's doctor
gave them to me.

194
00:10:12,878 --> 00:10:13,822
Bingo.

195
00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:15,950
Tell the man what he won.

196
00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:17,289
( chuckling )

197
00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:20,356
Do you see the difference
between the question

198
00:10:20,419 --> 00:10:22,330
I asked you
and the answer I got?

199
00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:23,799
I asked you what needs
are being met

200
00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:25,961
and you told me your
mother's physician said

201
00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:28,369
that they were
"permittable."

202
00:10:28,427 --> 00:10:30,373
Hey, lady!

203
00:10:30,429 --> 00:10:32,431
It's not what you are,
it's who you are.

204
00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:34,944
I want to see your
shoulders back and your chin up

205
00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:36,446
the next time you
walk by here

206
00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:38,914
so I know that you're
thinking better of yourself.

207
00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:40,041
( chuckling )

208
00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:42,143
Ha-ha.

209
00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,119
You talk like that
to everyone?

210
00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:46,918
Only my disciples.

211
00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:47,980
Wanna enlist?

212
00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:49,549
( change rattling )

213
00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:55,426
Uh...

214
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,331
I don't have any change.

215
00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,926
Let me get you
on the way out.

216
00:11:00,292 --> 00:11:03,171
My message was not intended
to guilt you

217
00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:04,970
into acting charitable.

218
00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:06,339
Yeah, if we--

219
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,606
You and I can empathize,

220
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:13,117
if I can tell you how your
actions impact my needs.

221
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,776
Let me get my coffee
and I'll take care of you.

222
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:15,818
Thanks-- thanks.

223
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,788
You ought to
loosen up that tie.

224
00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,414
You wear it like a noose.

225
00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:27,895
The only truth
is your own truth!

226
00:11:29,588 --> 00:11:30,692
A noose?

227
00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:32,861
My... my father just--
he just--

228
00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:34,495
He just hung himself.

229
00:11:40,332 --> 00:11:41,709
Congratulations.

230
00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:46,708
woman on TV:
<i>Sorry to interrupt</i>

231
00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:48,308
<i>your regular scheduled</i>
<i>programming,</i>

232
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:51,253
<i>but we have breaking news</i>
<i>here at the Channel 8 desk.</i>

233
00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:54,257
<i>Channel 8, hard news 24/7.</i>

234
00:11:54,313 --> 00:11:55,621
<i>What we are hearing</i>
<i>unofficially</i>

235
00:11:55,681 --> 00:11:57,558
<i>is that they are</i>
<i>predicting the sun</i>

236
00:11:57,616 --> 00:12:00,028
<i>has anywhere from one week to</i>
<i>six months of hydrogen left...</i>

237
00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:01,360
Phillip?

238
00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:02,660
<i>... before it runs out of fuel</i>
<i>and collapses</i>

239
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,963
- <i>onto itself completely.</i>
- Phillip Katz?

240
00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:06,662
- Do you want a receipt?
- <i>They have been furiously</i>

241
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,535
<i>making calculations</i>
<i>about the amount of hydrogen</i>

242
00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:10,767
<i>left at the core of the sun</i>
<i>and it does not--</i>

243
00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:12,332
The sun's dying,
you wanna fuck?

244
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,399
( tape rewinding )

245
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,969
Do you want a receipt?

246
00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:17,571
Yeah.

247
00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:23,012
What did you mean by
"congratulations"?

248
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,179
Where are my manners?

249
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:25,449
Gabe.

250
00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:27,218
Phillip Katz.

251
00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:29,316
- What's alive in you, brother?
- Huh?

252
00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:32,123
You see, I used to be
a divorce attorney,

253
00:12:32,184 --> 00:12:33,492
pulling people apart

254
00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:35,691
when I could have been
putting them together.

255
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:39,669
Y'know, what I meant is that
we are all born preloaded

256
00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:41,727
with the tragedy
of our parents dying.

257
00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:42,932
The worst is over.

258
00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:45,407
You're halfway home.

259
00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:48,468
Well, now you don't
have to worry about

260
00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:50,309
what he thought about you,

261
00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:52,781
how he made you feel,
what he taught you,

262
00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:54,408
how he punished you.

263
00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:55,747
What the fuck
did he know anyway?

264
00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:57,515
He took the easy way out.

265
00:12:57,576 --> 00:13:00,489
Now you can be your own man
and look to yourself.

266
00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:09,030
( humming sustained pitch )

267
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,039
That's the $10 version.

268
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,375
Out of this event,

269
00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:29,044
out of this grief,
out of this mourning,

270
00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:30,951
from this corner on,

271
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:34,116
you will be known to us as

272
00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:38,458
Son of Morning!

273
00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:48,528
Thanks for taking the time to
connect with me.

274
00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:51,404
Now go and be the change

275
00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:53,966
you wish to
see in this world.

276
00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:21,828
( dog barking )

277
00:14:33,138 --> 00:14:34,640
Oh...

278
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:40,082
man: <i>Returning now to</i>
<i>a Channel 5 special report.</i>

279
00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:43,456
<i>Welcome back to our continuing</i>
<i>coverage of Planetary Panic.</i>

280
00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:45,461
<i>We know you've got a lot</i>
<i>of options to choose from</i>

281
00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:47,360
<i>here in</i>
<i>the South Florida area...</i>

282
00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:48,955
( multiple TVs blaring )

283
00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:50,864
woman on TV: <i>If it were</i>
<i>only for this</i>

284
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:53,961
<i>Earth would probably be</i>
<i>spared, but new research...</i>

285
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:56,700
man on TV:... <i>begin when the</i>
<i>core temperature reaches</i>

286
00:14:56,762 --> 00:14:58,799
<i>around 100 million Kelvins.</i>

287
00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:00,707
<i>Waves and extreme</i>
<i>rainfall events,</i>

288
00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:03,713
<i>floods, possibly</i>
<i>wind events, like storms.</i>

289
00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:06,272
<i>More bad news</i>
<i>for the ailing sun,</i>

290
00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:08,079
<i>this time out of Belgium.</i>

291
00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:10,381
<i>Climate models predict that</i>
<i>over the next five days,</i>

292
00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:13,218
<i>we are likely to see a rise</i>
<i>in global average temperatures</i>

293
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:15,725
<i>of maybe 1 or 1 1/2 degree...</i>

294
00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:17,055
<i>... all report severe</i>
<i>disruptions</i>

295
00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:18,891
<i>in cellular service today,</i>

296
00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:21,898
<i>responsible for global system</i>
<i>mobile communication...</i>

297
00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:23,126
Mom?

298
00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:25,691
I've taken a job
at a coffee shop.

299
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,294
Do you think you're
gonna be okay?

300
00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:28,861
I have nobody.

301
00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:38,715
There's a special
prayer service for the sun.

302
00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:41,679
I can't go.

303
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:43,276
I need you to come with me.

304
00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:44,946
<i>In layman's terms,</i>
<i>if you would, please, sir,</i>

305
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:46,455
<i>tell us a little bit about</i>
<i>the mechanics</i>

306
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,549
<i>of what's going on</i>
<i>with the sun right now.</i>

307
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:52,756
<i>Well, Jim, there comes a time</i>
<i>in the life cycle of every star</i>

308
00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:54,422
<i>when man...</i>

309
00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:57,899
Each man must
ask his Father,

310
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,459
his Holy Father,

311
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:01,869
to forgive him his sins

312
00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:06,171
and to forgive us
the sins of humanity,

313
00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:09,337
to quench the fiery storm above

314
00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:13,713
and relieve us
of the dangers of the vacuum

315
00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:16,753
of His might.

316
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,619
God has forgotten us,

317
00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:24,388
abandoned us
because we have forgotten Him.

318
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,760
We have abandoned Him.

319
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:39,739
God has forgotten you

320
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:43,245
because you
have forgotten Him

321
00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:45,908
and because you,
my children,

322
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:49,214
have abandoned His church.

323
00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:52,517
All He asks of us,
all He asks...

324
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:54,615
Clam chowder?

325
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:58,958
... is more talking gerbil.

326
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:04,229
( speaking in
foreign language )

327
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,039
( screaming )

328
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:23,917
( chanting in Latin )

329
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:32,458
Holy...

330
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,760
( all shouting )

331
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:37,994
Stop that!

332
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,037
This is a church!

333
00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:40,934
Phillip!

334
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:45,172
I'm in a church in Boca.

335
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,834
I have a breaking story.

336
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,709
I'm gonna get an interview
and this is gonna be big!

337
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,075
This one's for you.

338
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:55,877
man on TV: <i>Sorry to interrupt,</i>
<i>but it looks like</i>

339
00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:57,249
<i>we have some</i>
<i>breaking news for you</i>

340
00:17:57,309 --> 00:17:59,016
<i>In an exclusive report</i>
<i>from Channel 5</i>

341
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,854
<i>entertainment reporter</i>
<i>Josephine Tuttle in Boca Raton.</i>

342
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,121
Josephine: <i>In 1858, it was</i>
<i>Lourdes, France,</i>

343
00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:07,426
<i>where Bernadette Soubirous saw</i>
<i>the Virgin Mary 18 times.</i>

344
00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:09,693
<i>On October 13, 1917,</i>

345
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:12,292
<i>it was Portugal where hundreds</i>
<i>of spectators</i>

346
00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:15,236
<i>claimed to have seen</i>
<i>Our Lady of F�tima in the sky.</i>

347
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:19,640
<i>Now, almost 90 years later,</i>
<i>another miracle has occurred,</i>

348
00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:22,269
<i>this time in the exclusive</i>
<i>South Florida resort town</i>

349
00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:23,711
<i>of Boca Raton.</i>

350
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,141
Welcome.

351
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:29,117
My name is Thomas.

352
00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:30,380
I'll be your concierge

353
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,388
for the duration
of your stay with us.

354
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,014
Josephine: <i>There was</i>
<i>pandemonium inside</i>

355
00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:35,888
<i>the Third Nicene Church</i>
<i>of Boca Raton</i>

356
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,485
<i>where tears of, yes, blood</i>

357
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,723
<i>flowed not from the eyes</i>
<i>of the Virgin Mary statue</i>

358
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,130
<i>but from an actual</i>
<i>congregation member</i>

359
00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:46,032
<i>known for the moment only as</i>
<i>"Phillip."</i>

360
00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:47,468
Come on, come on,
come on...

361
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:49,199
<i>Members of the small</i>
<i>ecumenical congregation</i>

362
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:50,831
<i>came out today to pray for</i>
<i>the health of the sun,</i>

363
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,967
<i>but what they found was</i>
<i>an entirely different</i>

364
00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:55,773
<i>kind of "son" altogether.</i>

365
00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:57,541
<i>This was the scene</i>
<i>just hours ago,</i>

366
00:18:57,603 --> 00:19:01,016
<i>a fervor of hysteria</i>
<i>to see, touch and hear</i>

367
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:05,886
<i>the man that many are already</i>
<i>calling a modern-day messiah.</i>

368
00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:08,390
( siren blaring )

369
00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:11,360
Sorry, sir,
are you still resting?

370
00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:12,690
No.

371
00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:13,991
Am I in a hotel?

372
00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:15,531
That you are.

373
00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:18,500
The owner should be arriving
in town a week Thursday.

374
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:21,561
He'd very much like to
come up for a meet and greet,

375
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,106
probably be accompanied
by his usual

376
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,006
coterie of
derelict child stars

377
00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:27,805
and strung-out
supermodels.

378
00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,846
Should be mildly amusing.

379
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:32,906
He's footing the bill, so...

380
00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:35,884
You've received
a great number of gifts.

381
00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:38,285
Just here in the living room.

382
00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:44,920
Oh, my God.

383
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,632
Most of them are from fans.

384
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,258
There are a few
from corporate sponsors

385
00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:53,667
wanting endorsements,
no doubt.

386
00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:55,466
And there's a delegation
from the governor's office

387
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:56,665
that wants
to meet with you.

388
00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:58,571
- What's going on?
- Sir?

389
00:19:58,630 --> 00:19:59,904
What is this?

390
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:01,035
What is what?

391
00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:02,669
This-- this real?

392
00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:04,008
This is real?

393
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:05,548
Well, I suppose that really
depends on your

394
00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:08,312
definition of reality.

395
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:11,445
If that's all,
sir, have a blessed day.

396
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:13,490
And you might stay away
from the windows.

397
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:14,751
The Romans
are growing restless.

398
00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:17,123
They're running low on bread.

399
00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:20,186
And you are, as I'm sure
you've realized by now,

400
00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:21,697
the circus.

401
00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:33,767
( gasping )

402
00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:40,911
( doorbell ringing )

403
00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:47,288
( knocking )

404
00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:52,055
I'm sorry, are you
in the middle of a bath?

405
00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:54,393
I can wait outside
until you're done.

406
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,865
Atmospheric.

407
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,663
You like it
atmospheric, huh?

408
00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:00,431
- Who are you?
- Josephine.

409
00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:01,664
Oh, I'm Phillip.

410
00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:02,865
I know.

411
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,272
- Did you arrange all this?
- I did.

412
00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:06,638
I just happened to
be at the church,

413
00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:08,871
praying for that sun thing,
or against it.

414
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,140
Whatever.

415
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:12,614
- You understand.
- So you saw what happened.

416
00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:13,911
I did, I saw
what happened to you

417
00:21:13,972 --> 00:21:15,315
and I realized immediately

418
00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:16,682
that you were gonna need
a friend,

419
00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:18,221
someone to insulate
you from the wolves

420
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,950
and the succubi.

421
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:21,389
Hi, Mrs. Katz.

422
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:23,119
I'm David
from Alchemy Talent.

423
00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:24,990
You spoke to my assistant.

424
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,496
Flew in from the coast on the
first red-eye I could catch.

425
00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:29,293
Can I come in and talk?

426
00:21:31,189 --> 00:21:32,293
Sure.

427
00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:33,995
Great.

428
00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:37,040
This is Chad and Jim.

429
00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:38,540
Could they come in, too?

430
00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:40,008
Josephine: I want you to
be able to trust me.

431
00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:41,567
There's gonna be many other
so-called news journalists

432
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,169
and they're
gonna promise you things:

433
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,044
money, trust, confidentiality.

434
00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:46,946
They'd even do things,
sexual things.

435
00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:48,541
They're all whores.

436
00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:50,780
I was at the church
with you, praying.

437
00:21:50,842 --> 00:21:52,913
I was touched...

438
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,891
... by what you did.

439
00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:02,063
I appreciate all this,
I really do, it's amazing.

440
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:05,397
I just don't think that what
they say about me is--

441
00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:06,936
I just think
that the blood...

442
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,027
The blood,

443
00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:09,538
... from my eye,

444
00:22:09,594 --> 00:22:11,130
I think it was
because I stopped taking

445
00:22:11,196 --> 00:22:13,039
my stress medication.

446
00:22:13,098 --> 00:22:14,133
Oh.

447
00:22:14,199 --> 00:22:15,610
That was not stress.

448
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:18,113
That was not the result of not
taking stress pills.

449
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,649
Forget about those pills.

450
00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:21,275
Don't ever mention those
pills again, ever, to anyone.

451
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,013
Okay, I-- I--
I am pretty sure

452
00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:24,645
that I'm not what
they think I am.

453
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:26,314
I'm pretty sure
I'm not what you think.

454
00:22:26,378 --> 00:22:27,516
I want to help you.

455
00:22:27,579 --> 00:22:29,684
I want to do a one-hour

456
00:22:29,748 --> 00:22:33,025
exclusive in-studio
interview with you.

457
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,031
Just you and me.

458
00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:36,760
And the lighting guy.

459
00:22:36,822 --> 00:22:38,096
The sound guy, the cameraman
and the grips.

460
00:22:38,156 --> 00:22:40,864
Just you getting
your message across.

461
00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:42,166
You'll have to pull up
your breeches

462
00:22:42,227 --> 00:22:43,501
and you have to
grow some balls

463
00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:46,702
and just accept your destiny.

464
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,536
Mmm.

465
00:22:50,602 --> 00:22:52,809
Mmm... this is
delicious cheese.

466
00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:55,545
Mrs. Katz, we've done
a little research.

467
00:22:55,607 --> 00:22:57,314
We know about the refinancing.

468
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,982
We know about the second and
third mortgages on this house.

469
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:01,581
I told him.

470
00:23:03,749 --> 00:23:06,662
I'm not good at finances.

471
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:08,197
I told him.

472
00:23:08,253 --> 00:23:10,130
What am I, an economist?

473
00:23:10,188 --> 00:23:12,031
Mrs. Katz.

474
00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:14,366
- Mrs. Katz.
- Mrs. Katz.

475
00:23:14,426 --> 00:23:18,897
Your husband also left a
sizable debt in his business.

476
00:23:18,964 --> 00:23:21,843
I warned him
every day for years,

477
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:24,642
but he never listened to me.

478
00:23:24,703 --> 00:23:25,773
Nope.

479
00:23:25,837 --> 00:23:27,612
Your student loans
are out of control.

480
00:23:27,672 --> 00:23:29,242
Five graduate degrees.

481
00:23:29,307 --> 00:23:30,945
A Master's in Ornithology.

482
00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:32,283
What is that, even?

483
00:23:34,012 --> 00:23:35,218
Birds.

484
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,487
You are the king now

485
00:23:37,549 --> 00:23:39,825
and the people deserve to
know what their king

486
00:23:39,885 --> 00:23:41,421
is dreaming
about, don't they?

487
00:23:41,486 --> 00:23:43,989
I've been having a dream.

488
00:23:44,055 --> 00:23:46,262
- Huh.
- Mmm, mmm...

489
00:23:46,324 --> 00:23:48,531
Actually, I've been having it
over and over again.

490
00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:49,799
What is that, Brie?

491
00:23:49,861 --> 00:23:51,135
Maybe you're right.

492
00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:52,197
Of course I am.

493
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,572
About what?

494
00:23:53,632 --> 00:23:55,407
Maybe my dream has some
significance for the world.

495
00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:56,912
I'm sure it's very important.

496
00:23:56,968 --> 00:23:59,471
All told, you're down,
give or take,

497
00:23:59,538 --> 00:24:03,042
about a half
a million dollars.

498
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:04,746
I did the best I could.

499
00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:08,280
If I could get ahold
of your son...

500
00:24:08,346 --> 00:24:11,225
If you could convince
Phillip to sign with us.

501
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,194
- Mrs. Katz.
- Mrs. Katz.

502
00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:15,595
Mrs. Katz.

503
00:24:15,654 --> 00:24:17,600
We're gonna let people
know who you are,

504
00:24:17,656 --> 00:24:20,102
what you've done,
what you're going to do.

505
00:24:20,158 --> 00:24:21,330
Mrs. Katz.

506
00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:23,566
- Mrs. Katz.
- Mrs. Katz.

507
00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:25,335
You'd be out of debt
by the end of the month.

508
00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:26,740
So I don't want to
pressure you,

509
00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:28,778
but I need to let my
boss know in the next hour

510
00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:30,780
or he's probably
gonna fire me.

511
00:24:30,836 --> 00:24:32,509
- Do we have a deal?
- Do we have a deal?

512
00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:37,015
man: In response to the rapidly
escalating situation,

513
00:24:37,075 --> 00:24:39,112
an emergency multinational
conference of astronomers,

514
00:24:39,177 --> 00:24:41,054
astrophysicists, and...

515
00:24:41,112 --> 00:24:42,614
- Is he the son of God, or...
- He is the son of God.

516
00:24:42,681 --> 00:24:44,319
I think he's the son of
the son of God, no?

517
00:24:44,382 --> 00:24:46,623
- Grandson of God.
- Yeah, that works.

518
00:24:46,685 --> 00:24:48,130
So that's what
we're gonna go with?

519
00:24:48,186 --> 00:24:49,494
He's the grandson of God,
then, because--

520
00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:50,931
No, that or we can
just stay with "messiah",

521
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:51,990
if that makes it easier.

522
00:24:52,057 --> 00:24:53,229
It's up to you--
I think that's better.

523
00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:54,531
I think that "grandson",
it limits

524
00:24:54,593 --> 00:24:56,072
the audience potential
in terms of demographics.

525
00:24:56,127 --> 00:24:57,299
Oh, fine.

526
00:24:57,362 --> 00:24:59,308
Great, we're sticking with
"messiah" then, perfect.

527
00:24:59,364 --> 00:25:01,366
Laurel, looking forward
to your story next week.

528
00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:02,468
Next week?

529
00:25:02,534 --> 00:25:04,172
Are we even gonna be
alive next week?

530
00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:06,273
Has anyone heard
anything about the sun?

531
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,511
Have you all forgotten about
the fact that the sun

532
00:25:08,573 --> 00:25:09,711
is about to turn into

533
00:25:09,774 --> 00:25:11,913
a massive
fucking vacuum cleaner?

534
00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:20,021
I told you before, if you
can't control this sun thing,

535
00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:21,155
I'm gonna yank you

536
00:25:21,219 --> 00:25:23,665
and replace you
with the weekend girl.

537
00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:29,537
All right, boys.

538
00:25:29,594 --> 00:25:30,595
Sandy.

539
00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:31,970
Henchy.

540
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:34,943
Gentlemen... let's dance.

541
00:25:41,606 --> 00:25:42,778
You ready?

542
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:45,920
I can do that.

543
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,295
Okay, what we need
out of him for sidebars,

544
00:25:54,352 --> 00:25:56,423
has he performed any miracles
that we don't know about?

545
00:25:56,488 --> 00:25:58,490
Has he been arrested,
misdemeanors or fines?

546
00:25:58,557 --> 00:25:59,934
Does he have a girlfriend?

547
00:25:59,991 --> 00:26:01,732
Is he gay, does he have
a gay lover, if so, who?

548
00:26:01,793 --> 00:26:02,897
- <i>Josephine, this is Frederick.</i>
- Hold on.

549
00:26:02,961 --> 00:26:04,167
Frederick.

550
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:05,731
... <i>the network decided</i>
<i>to carry the interview.</i>

551
00:26:05,797 --> 00:26:07,071
Nice work.

552
00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:09,078
The network's decided
to pick up the feed.

553
00:26:09,134 --> 00:26:11,205
Phillip, you're gonna become
a nationwide phenomenon,

554
00:26:11,269 --> 00:26:12,839
bigger than Je--

555
00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:14,406
Bigger than The Beatles.

556
00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:23,288
Oh, my God.

557
00:26:24,983 --> 00:26:26,053
man: Counting down.

558
00:26:26,117 --> 00:26:28,028
Ten... nine...

559
00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:29,360
Woo!

560
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:30,491
This is gonna be huge.

561
00:26:30,555 --> 00:26:31,795
Is this not
gonna be great, huh?

562
00:26:31,856 --> 00:26:34,393
I love that kid, I goddamn
love that kid, right?

563
00:26:36,828 --> 00:26:38,933
( tone ringing )

564
00:26:40,365 --> 00:26:42,072
Now that you
have the spotlight,

565
00:26:42,133 --> 00:26:43,771
the attention of the people,

566
00:26:43,835 --> 00:26:45,837
what is the message that
you'd like to get across?

567
00:26:45,904 --> 00:26:48,316
What is it that you'd like
to say to the world?

568
00:26:57,382 --> 00:26:58,759
Yeah.

569
00:26:58,817 --> 00:27:00,728
( chuckling )

570
00:27:03,188 --> 00:27:04,292
Look at him, there he is.

571
00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:06,131
That's God.

572
00:27:17,736 --> 00:27:19,340
What you feel,
what you really feel.

573
00:27:20,538 --> 00:27:22,779
It's a complete
and total clusterfuck.

574
00:27:27,112 --> 00:27:29,456
Next question,
go to the next question!

575
00:27:29,514 --> 00:27:31,755
<i>Josephine, go to the next</i>
<i>question, please.</i>

576
00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:34,820
You've chosen to reveal
yourself here in South Florida.

577
00:27:34,886 --> 00:27:37,230
What made you choose this
particular locale

578
00:27:37,288 --> 00:27:39,290
for your cotillion?

579
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,335
Did she just say
his cotillion?

580
00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:46,569
Say something!

581
00:27:46,631 --> 00:27:48,736
Say something,
you ruinous prick!

582
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,336
There's been a lot of
speculation,

583
00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:51,938
particularly in
the blogosphere,

584
00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:55,177
that you've come to the Earth
to make some sort of sacrifice

585
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,710
for the sun so that
it doesn't die.

586
00:27:58,777 --> 00:27:59,812
( phone ringing )

587
00:27:59,878 --> 00:28:01,221
Channel 5.

588
00:28:03,615 --> 00:28:04,889
- It's his mom.
- Are you crazy?

589
00:28:04,949 --> 00:28:06,019
I'm not gonna put
that idiot's mother

590
00:28:06,084 --> 00:28:07,722
on live national television!

591
00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:14,898
Hey, remember that guy
I fucked the other day?

592
00:28:14,959 --> 00:28:16,370
At the coast bar?

593
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:25,412
Say something.

594
00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:26,813
Patch her through.

595
00:28:32,110 --> 00:28:33,316
His mom.

596
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:34,413
His mom.

597
00:28:34,479 --> 00:28:35,617
What?

598
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,887
The messiah's mother.

599
00:28:37,949 --> 00:28:40,054
Messiah's mother!

600
00:28:40,118 --> 00:28:42,064
- Messiah's mother!
- What?

601
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,101
The fucking messiah's mother's
on the phone!

602
00:28:45,156 --> 00:28:47,295
Uh-oh!

603
00:28:47,358 --> 00:28:48,735
<i>Phillip.</i>

604
00:28:48,793 --> 00:28:50,466
<i>Phillip, I don't</i>
<i>think it's fair</i>

605
00:28:50,528 --> 00:28:52,804
<i>you get to have all the fun.</i>

606
00:28:52,864 --> 00:28:54,673
Mrs. Katz--

607
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,714
<i>Phillip, there are hundreds</i>
<i>of people outside our house</i>

608
00:28:57,769 --> 00:28:59,840
<i>holding candles.</i>

609
00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:03,113
<i>They keep asking me</i>
<i>if I'm a virgin.</i>

610
00:29:03,174 --> 00:29:05,450
<i>I'm a widow!</i>

611
00:29:05,510 --> 00:29:06,818
Push into his eyes.

612
00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:11,860
( chanting in Latin )

613
00:29:17,789 --> 00:29:18,790
( sighing )

614
00:29:23,495 --> 00:29:25,304
# No one's famous #

615
00:29:25,363 --> 00:29:27,172
# We're all strangers #

616
00:29:27,232 --> 00:29:31,738
# Now I can't even
talk to you #

617
00:29:31,803 --> 00:29:33,783
# No one's famous #

618
00:29:33,838 --> 00:29:35,681
# We're all contagious #

619
00:29:35,740 --> 00:29:40,189
# And I'm scared
that I'm losing you #

620
00:29:40,245 --> 00:29:41,690
# I was working on my
wish list #

621
00:29:41,746 --> 00:29:44,022
# Count of Monte Cris list
more or less a diss list #

622
00:29:44,082 --> 00:29:46,358
# That's comprised
of several enemies #

623
00:29:46,417 --> 00:29:48,658
# Maybe you'll remember me #

624
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,290
# She said, she said #

625
00:29:50,355 --> 00:29:53,529
# In a book
all about it #

626
00:29:53,591 --> 00:29:55,935
# I doubt you'd even
understand #

627
00:29:57,762 --> 00:29:59,537
# No one's famous #

628
00:29:59,597 --> 00:30:01,270
# We're all strangers #

629
00:30:01,332 --> 00:30:05,610
# Now I can't even
talk to you #

630
00:30:05,670 --> 00:30:07,946
# No one's famous #

631
00:30:08,006 --> 00:30:09,781
# We're all contagious #

632
00:30:09,841 --> 00:30:13,880
# And I'm scared
that I'm losing you ##

633
00:30:18,683 --> 00:30:21,687
( phone ringing )

634
00:30:24,222 --> 00:30:25,792
- Hello?
- <i>Mrs. Katz.</i>

635
00:30:25,857 --> 00:30:28,360
I have David from
Alchemy Talent for you.

636
00:30:28,426 --> 00:30:30,235
David?

637
00:30:30,295 --> 00:30:31,740
I'm surrounded.

638
00:30:31,796 --> 00:30:33,673
They won't leave.

639
00:30:35,366 --> 00:30:37,471
Hi, this is David.

640
00:30:37,535 --> 00:30:40,641
David, what do these
people want from me?

641
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,381
Hello?

642
00:30:44,442 --> 00:30:47,082
I have David.

643
00:30:47,145 --> 00:30:48,317
David?

644
00:30:49,814 --> 00:30:51,293
Yeah, hi, I'm here, hi.

645
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:53,659
I-- I called him
on the phone,

646
00:30:53,718 --> 00:30:55,288
I did what you said.

647
00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:56,297
Mrs. Katz.

648
00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:57,958
Mrs. Katz,
you need to go to him.

649
00:30:58,022 --> 00:31:00,059
He's your son and this
is his time of need.

650
00:31:00,124 --> 00:31:02,570
Also, I pitched him
really hard at the staff lunch

651
00:31:02,627 --> 00:31:04,072
and it could not have
gone better.

652
00:31:04,128 --> 00:31:06,506
Go to him,
go to him, Mrs. Katz.

653
00:31:06,564 --> 00:31:10,307
Go to him and make
him understand

654
00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:12,575
what he needs to understand.

655
00:31:12,637 --> 00:31:15,083
Oh, I gotta take this.

656
00:31:15,139 --> 00:31:17,915
All right,
let me know how it goes.

657
00:31:17,976 --> 00:31:19,216
David?

658
00:31:22,013 --> 00:31:23,856
( group applauding )

659
00:32:07,191 --> 00:32:09,432
The governor asked me to
come down here today,

660
00:32:09,494 --> 00:32:11,167
meet with you

661
00:32:11,229 --> 00:32:13,766
and figure out
what we have in common

662
00:32:13,831 --> 00:32:15,367
and see how we might be able
to work together

663
00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:17,344
over the course of
the next couple months

664
00:32:17,402 --> 00:32:21,817
before the election rears
its ugly little head...

665
00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:24,353
yeah...

666
00:32:24,409 --> 00:32:26,889
to see what you
want to accomplish

667
00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,117
and to let you know
a little bit about

668
00:32:28,179 --> 00:32:29,920
what we're looking to do.

669
00:32:35,887 --> 00:32:37,491
Sounds good.

670
00:32:40,024 --> 00:32:42,504
If there was one thing--
policy-wise,

671
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,733
you understand, policy-wise--

672
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:48,243
if there was one thing
that we could do to help you,

673
00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:52,076
to help get you on our side,

674
00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:54,548
what would that
one thing be?

675
00:32:54,605 --> 00:32:56,209
Uh, one thing?

676
00:32:56,274 --> 00:32:59,255
Yeah, policy-wise,
I'm talking, policy-wise.

677
00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:03,224
Whatever you want us to do to
help you with this--

678
00:33:03,281 --> 00:33:05,659
You know, the thing
that you're doing to--

679
00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:09,255
to help the... sun.

680
00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:12,725
The sun?

681
00:33:12,790 --> 00:33:14,463
We're talking about things
like stem-cell research,

682
00:33:14,525 --> 00:33:16,869
fetus rights,
oil drilling, gay marriage,

683
00:33:16,928 --> 00:33:19,534
that kind of thing.

684
00:33:19,597 --> 00:33:22,874
See, we are willing
to go far for you.

685
00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:26,472
We're willing to go
very far, very far.

686
00:33:26,537 --> 00:33:29,108
I mean, we'll even reverse
suffrage if you want.

687
00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:30,811
( chuckling )

688
00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:34,982
Well, one thing...

689
00:33:35,046 --> 00:33:36,525
policy-wise,

690
00:33:36,581 --> 00:33:39,061
that-- that--
that I would want--

691
00:33:39,117 --> 00:33:40,494
In my district,
people are concerned about

692
00:33:40,551 --> 00:33:41,825
prisoner recidivism.

693
00:33:41,886 --> 00:33:43,559
Is that
a concern of yours?

694
00:33:47,358 --> 00:33:48,336
Yes.

695
00:33:48,393 --> 00:33:51,067
Are you pro-life
or pro-choice?

696
00:33:58,403 --> 00:34:00,349
Do you like babies?

697
00:34:00,405 --> 00:34:01,179
Yes.

698
00:34:01,239 --> 00:34:02,741
Yes, yes!

699
00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:04,286
He's pro-life.

700
00:34:04,342 --> 00:34:05,719
Somebody write that down.

701
00:34:07,512 --> 00:34:11,050
Now, Mr. Katz, all we're
looking to get from you

702
00:34:11,115 --> 00:34:13,220
in return, of course,

703
00:34:13,284 --> 00:34:15,059
is your endorsement
for the midterms.

704
00:34:22,994 --> 00:34:24,473
( knocking )

705
00:34:24,529 --> 00:34:25,701
Sir, do you
have a minute?

706
00:34:25,763 --> 00:34:27,765
Bob, I'll call you back.

707
00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:30,168
What's up?

708
00:34:31,836 --> 00:34:33,907
There's someone
I think you'll wanna meet.

709
00:34:35,006 --> 00:34:36,451
Send her in.

710
00:34:41,112 --> 00:34:42,056
Thank you.

711
00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:44,385
All right.

712
00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:48,054
Let me hear your story.

713
00:34:48,119 --> 00:34:51,589
Well, it all
started in a bar.

714
00:34:53,558 --> 00:34:55,868
man: <i>Good afternoon,</i>
<i>Palm Royale.</i>

715
00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:57,372
Hello, I'm Gabe.

716
00:34:57,428 --> 00:34:58,839
How are you doing?

717
00:34:58,896 --> 00:35:00,842
<i>How may I</i>
<i>direct the call?</i>

718
00:35:00,898 --> 00:35:03,037
Thank you for taking the time
to connect with me.

719
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:04,671
I have an urgent
need to connect with

720
00:35:04,735 --> 00:35:07,477
my good friend,
Phillip Katz.

721
00:35:07,538 --> 00:35:09,245
<i>Phillip Katz,</i>
<i>transferring now.</i>

722
00:35:09,307 --> 00:35:11,184
Thank you.

723
00:35:11,242 --> 00:35:13,415
( ringing )

724
00:35:13,478 --> 00:35:14,479
( beeping )

725
00:35:14,545 --> 00:35:16,320
Hello?

726
00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:17,757
Hello?

727
00:35:17,815 --> 00:35:21,490
Phillip, it's me, Gabe.

728
00:35:21,552 --> 00:35:23,293
You didn't
forget me, did you?

729
00:35:23,354 --> 00:35:25,163
Thomas: <i>Due to the volume</i>
<i>of calls,</i>

730
00:35:25,223 --> 00:35:27,703
<i>the messiah will not be able to</i>
<i>personally attend to your wish.</i>

731
00:35:27,758 --> 00:35:30,364
<i>Please accept the messiah's</i>
<i>gratitude for your call</i>

732
00:35:30,428 --> 00:35:32,704
<i>and have a blessed day.</i>

733
00:35:32,763 --> 00:35:35,209
( dial tone )

734
00:35:35,266 --> 00:35:37,337
Hello?

735
00:35:37,401 --> 00:35:38,345
Hello?

736
00:35:49,614 --> 00:35:51,389
man on TV:
... <i>80% of the world,</i>

737
00:35:51,449 --> 00:35:53,292
<i>what many people are</i>
<i>describing</i>

738
00:35:53,351 --> 00:35:55,228
<i>as a good old-fashioned</i>
<i>miracle.</i>

739
00:35:55,286 --> 00:35:58,199
<i>It seems that with everyone's</i>
<i>eyes and ears on Phillip Katz,</i>

740
00:35:58,256 --> 00:36:00,998
<i>the sun has continued puzzling</i>
<i>astrophysicists</i>

741
00:36:01,058 --> 00:36:03,834
<i>as to what this latest</i>
<i>release of radiation means.</i>

742
00:36:03,895 --> 00:36:05,897
<i>Scientists the world over are</i>
<i>going back and forth</i>

743
00:36:05,963 --> 00:36:08,409
<i>about whether</i>
<i>the sun's core</i>

744
00:36:08,466 --> 00:36:10,275
<i>is shrinking or expanding.</i>

745
00:36:10,334 --> 00:36:13,281
<i>One thing is certain,</i>
<i>the sun is very unstable.</i>

746
00:36:13,337 --> 00:36:15,840
<i>There are no precedents</i>
<i>for these reasons.</i>

747
00:36:15,907 --> 00:36:17,909
<i>It seems all we can do is pray</i>

748
00:36:17,975 --> 00:36:20,080
<i>and hope that our new messiah</i>
<i>has some ideas of his own</i>

749
00:36:20,144 --> 00:36:21,748
<i>about stabilizing the sun.</i>

750
00:36:21,812 --> 00:36:23,052
<i>Maria?</i>

751
00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:24,684
Maria: <i>Theological experts</i>
<i>worldwide</i>

752
00:36:24,749 --> 00:36:26,626
<i>are poring over the</i>
<i>copywriter's past work</i>

753
00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:28,994
<i>in an attempt to discern the</i>
<i>significance of anything</i>

754
00:36:29,053 --> 00:36:30,896
<i>from magazine advertisements</i>

755
00:36:30,955 --> 00:36:33,094
<i>for toilet-bowl cleansers to</i>
<i>his last television commercial</i>

756
00:36:33,157 --> 00:36:34,727
<i>for condensed oatmeal.</i>

757
00:36:34,792 --> 00:36:36,203
man: <i>All right, thanks, Maria.</i>

758
00:36:36,260 --> 00:36:37,762
<i>Some of you might recognize</i>
<i>Maria Sanchez</i>

759
00:36:37,828 --> 00:36:39,364
<i>from the weekend desk.</i>

760
00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:41,205
<i>She'll be taking over duties</i>
<i>from long-time anchor</i>

761
00:36:41,265 --> 00:36:43,677
<i>Laurel Sanders,</i>
<i>who's on personal leave.</i>

762
00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:48,210
Your indulgences
have arrived, sir.

763
00:36:48,272 --> 00:36:50,809
These came in
the mail.

764
00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:52,218
They're from Asia.

765
00:36:52,276 --> 00:36:53,186
Really?

766
00:36:53,244 --> 00:36:55,155
How exotic, sir.

767
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:57,386
There you are.

768
00:36:57,448 --> 00:36:59,894
I hope you're
puckish, sir.

769
00:36:59,951 --> 00:37:01,897
- This may tide you over.
- Thank you, Thomas.

770
00:37:04,522 --> 00:37:05,728
Bon app�tit.

771
00:37:05,790 --> 00:37:07,064
man on TV:... <i>trying to</i>
<i>catch a glimpse</i>

772
00:37:07,124 --> 00:37:08,762
<i>of our savior-- Josephine?</i>

773
00:37:08,826 --> 00:37:10,567
Josephine: <i>Tom, the crowds</i>
<i>outside of this historic hotel</i>

774
00:37:10,628 --> 00:37:11,868
<i>have not subsided.</i>

775
00:37:11,929 --> 00:37:13,465
Anything else for you, sir?

776
00:37:13,531 --> 00:37:16,137
- Thomas.
- Your Grace?

777
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,204
She looks so sad.

778
00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:20,613
<i>No one is giving up hope.</i>

779
00:37:20,671 --> 00:37:22,207
Maybe I can help her.

780
00:37:22,273 --> 00:37:24,480
<i>Phillip, Phillip, Phillip!</i>

781
00:37:33,150 --> 00:37:35,255
- Hi, how are you?
- Oh, my God.

782
00:37:35,319 --> 00:37:37,196
Oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God!

783
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,132
I'll leave you to it,
then, shall I?

784
00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:42,093
I'm Phillip.

785
00:37:42,159 --> 00:37:43,832
( screaming )

786
00:37:46,364 --> 00:37:47,638
Are you all right?

787
00:37:47,698 --> 00:37:48,836
Sorry.

788
00:37:48,899 --> 00:37:49,900
No, no, don't worry.

789
00:37:49,967 --> 00:37:51,344
It's fine.

790
00:37:51,402 --> 00:37:52,506
I like your shirt.

791
00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:56,179
( screaming )

792
00:37:58,876 --> 00:38:02,585
I saw you on
the news and I--

793
00:38:02,647 --> 00:38:05,856
You were very beautiful

794
00:38:05,916 --> 00:38:08,624
and you looked like
you were troubled

795
00:38:08,686 --> 00:38:12,327
or upset for some reason.

796
00:38:12,390 --> 00:38:16,463
And I thought maybe you'd
want to come up here and chat.

797
00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:24,138
What can I do for you?

798
00:38:24,201 --> 00:38:25,509
Bleed on me.

799
00:38:27,538 --> 00:38:29,745
( thundering )

800
00:38:39,283 --> 00:38:42,958
I've been having this
recurring dream about the sea.

801
00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:45,796
It's one of those lucid dreams
people talk about,

802
00:38:45,856 --> 00:38:48,996
like, when you're
awake within your own dream

803
00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:52,064
and you know it's a dream,

804
00:38:52,129 --> 00:38:54,871
but you know you're
awake in the dream.

805
00:38:54,932 --> 00:38:56,775
I can't figure out
what it means.

806
00:38:58,936 --> 00:39:01,712
People seem to think
that this dream

807
00:39:01,772 --> 00:39:04,753
might have some
significance for the world.

808
00:39:04,809 --> 00:39:06,686
Maybe for the sun thing.

809
00:39:23,761 --> 00:39:26,207
Would it be okay if
I invite some friends over?

810
00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:29,340
Sure.

811
00:39:44,148 --> 00:39:46,526
man: <i>Mr. Katz, it's about</i>
<i>the endorsement.</i>

812
00:39:46,584 --> 00:39:50,122
<i>We are prepared to</i>
<i>offer you $5 million.</i>

813
00:39:50,187 --> 00:39:51,632
That's weird...

814
00:39:51,689 --> 00:39:53,794
woman: <i>Where's the motion...</i>

815
00:39:57,561 --> 00:39:58,801
( phone ringing )

816
00:39:58,863 --> 00:40:00,501
- <i>St. Mary.</i>
- Who?

817
00:40:00,564 --> 00:40:01,804
<i>Sir?</i>

818
00:40:01,866 --> 00:40:04,642
<i>St. Mary of</i>
<i>the Catholic Church.</i>

819
00:40:04,702 --> 00:40:06,113
I've never heard of her.

820
00:40:06,170 --> 00:40:07,672
( phone ringing )

821
00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:09,911
woman: <i>Then after 1:30, you have</i>
<i>a meeting with the ambassador.</i>

822
00:40:09,974 --> 00:40:11,612
<i>Then at 4:00, you have tea</i>
<i>with Prince Harry,</i>

823
00:40:11,675 --> 00:40:12,813
<i>followed by...</i>

824
00:40:12,877 --> 00:40:14,356
Jesus, fuck, I'm gonna
have to call you back.

825
00:40:15,679 --> 00:40:19,024
# Well our mamas
they left us #

826
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:22,530
# And our
daddies took a ride... #

827
00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:25,256
Come on.

828
00:40:25,322 --> 00:40:26,767
Shit!

829
00:40:26,824 --> 00:40:29,896
# And we held
our head up high #

830
00:40:30,895 --> 00:40:34,399
# Well we once were
the jesters #

831
00:40:34,465 --> 00:40:37,378
# In your kingdom by the sea #

832
00:40:38,569 --> 00:40:41,345
# And now we're out to be
the masters #

833
00:40:41,405 --> 00:40:43,214
- Over here!
- Come on!

834
00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:46,380
- Come on, play with us.
- I love you, Phillip!

835
00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:52,259
# We want to feel ya #

836
00:40:52,316 --> 00:40:56,628
# We don't
mean to kill ya #

837
00:40:56,687 --> 00:41:00,430
# We come back to
heal ya #

838
00:41:00,491 --> 00:41:02,129
# Jangling soul #

839
00:41:02,193 --> 00:41:04,002
# Edward and the #

840
00:41:04,061 --> 00:41:06,803
# Magnetic Zeros #

841
00:41:06,864 --> 00:41:08,605
( coughing )

842
00:41:13,604 --> 00:41:17,211
# Well your laws
are for dummies yes #

843
00:41:17,274 --> 00:41:20,084
# Your institution's dead #

844
00:41:21,412 --> 00:41:25,019
# I say we're out to
blow the trumpet #

845
00:41:25,082 --> 00:41:28,552
# To wake you
all from bed #

846
00:41:28,619 --> 00:41:31,031
# From bed #

847
00:41:32,089 --> 00:41:35,002
# We want to feel ya #

848
00:41:35,059 --> 00:41:39,371
# We don't
mean to kill ya #

849
00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:42,741
# We come back to
heal ya #

850
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,643
# Jangling soul #

851
00:41:44,702 --> 00:41:46,807
# Edward and the #

852
00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:49,511
# Magnetic Zeros # #

853
00:41:53,277 --> 00:41:54,779
man: My guest tonight,

854
00:41:54,845 --> 00:41:59,817
Jamie Johnson, on a very special
edition of "Sunbeat Now."

855
00:41:59,884 --> 00:42:01,830
First of all,
this is really big news

856
00:42:01,886 --> 00:42:03,866
you're breaking here on
"Sunbeat".

857
00:42:03,921 --> 00:42:07,164
You're pregnant with
the messiah's child.

858
00:42:07,224 --> 00:42:09,602
How exciting for you.

859
00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:12,038
I'm just happy to bring
attention to the plight

860
00:42:12,096 --> 00:42:15,839
of the single expectant
mother/celebrity/author.

861
00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:20,406
Now, you dated Phillip
before he was famous.

862
00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:22,781
He wasn't even
Phil the Messiah then.

863
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,478
The question everyone
wants to know,

864
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:27,113
and forgive me for asking,

865
00:42:27,177 --> 00:42:30,420
how is Phil the Messiah
in bed?

866
00:42:33,617 --> 00:42:35,995
<i>Puta.</i>

867
00:42:36,053 --> 00:42:37,361
- ( giggling )
- Come on.

868
00:42:37,421 --> 00:42:40,300
Is he a giver or a taker?

869
00:42:40,357 --> 00:42:42,337
Does he try to
satisfy you

870
00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:44,999
or does he just
take care of himself?

871
00:42:45,062 --> 00:42:48,475
All those intimate details
are in my book,

872
00:42:48,532 --> 00:42:50,443
"Immaculate Deception."

873
00:42:50,501 --> 00:42:52,538
No, you don't.

874
00:42:52,603 --> 00:42:53,604
( laughing )

875
00:42:53,671 --> 00:42:55,776
So the messiah in bed...

876
00:42:57,041 --> 00:42:59,419
That's the deception.

877
00:42:59,476 --> 00:43:02,150
Glenn, unfortunately,

878
00:43:02,212 --> 00:43:05,091
even God doesn't know
how to please a woman.

879
00:43:06,450 --> 00:43:08,123
- Mrs. Katz.
- Mrs. Katz.

880
00:43:08,185 --> 00:43:10,597
Mrs. Katz, you look great.

881
00:43:10,654 --> 00:43:12,463
Don't worry.

882
00:43:12,523 --> 00:43:13,900
He's gonna love you.

883
00:43:20,297 --> 00:43:21,867
( birds chirping )

884
00:43:24,268 --> 00:43:26,305
( whistling )

885
00:43:30,174 --> 00:43:31,744
( clearing throat )

886
00:43:31,809 --> 00:43:33,880
I was told you
wished to speak with me.

887
00:43:33,944 --> 00:43:35,014
Yes.

888
00:43:35,079 --> 00:43:37,855
Hello, I'm Mrs. Katz.

889
00:43:37,915 --> 00:43:38,985
Ahh.

890
00:43:39,049 --> 00:43:40,323
How may I be
of assistance?

891
00:43:40,384 --> 00:43:41,886
I'm here to see Phillip.

892
00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:43,863
He's my son.

893
00:43:43,921 --> 00:43:46,902
I'm not at liberty to grant
access to his person.

894
00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:48,459
Okay, what room is he in?

895
00:43:48,525 --> 00:43:52,268
Madam, I cannot allow the
release of that information.

896
00:43:52,329 --> 00:43:54,809
I want to see my son!

897
00:43:54,865 --> 00:43:57,539
( birds crowing )

898
00:43:57,601 --> 00:43:58,944
( cell phone ringing )

899
00:43:59,003 --> 00:44:00,277
If you'll excuse me.

900
00:44:03,273 --> 00:44:04,877
Hello?

901
00:44:04,942 --> 00:44:06,046
<i>It's me, Josephine.</i>

902
00:44:06,110 --> 00:44:08,021
<i>I need to see Phillip now.</i>

903
00:44:10,781 --> 00:44:13,694
If you'll have a drink
in the vestibule,

904
00:44:13,751 --> 00:44:15,856
you never know
what the cat may drag in.

905
00:44:21,859 --> 00:44:23,634
( phone ringing )

906
00:44:36,006 --> 00:44:37,952
- Hello?
- <i>It's me, Josephine.</i>

907
00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:39,646
- <i>I'm outside.</i>
- Outside where?

908
00:44:39,710 --> 00:44:41,951
<i>Outside your door.</i>

909
00:44:42,012 --> 00:44:43,013
- Shit.
- <i>Shit?</i>

910
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:44,058
<i>Shit what?</i>

911
00:44:44,114 --> 00:44:45,559
<i>What shit, what?</i>

912
00:44:45,616 --> 00:44:48,222
- I can't let you in right now.
- <i>Why not?</i>

913
00:44:48,285 --> 00:44:49,696
<i>Do you have</i>
<i>a girl in there?</i>

914
00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:58,029
<i>Phillip, are you</i>
<i>aware of what's on TV?</i>

915
00:44:58,095 --> 00:45:01,338
<i>If you have an opportunity,</i>
<i>grab it by the balls!</i>

916
00:45:03,467 --> 00:45:04,878
I'll meet you
down by the pool.

917
00:45:11,408 --> 00:45:12,944
Did you do it,
did you fuck her?

918
00:45:13,010 --> 00:45:15,081
I slept with her once,
briefly.

919
00:45:15,145 --> 00:45:16,556
Don't tell me,
I don't want to know.

920
00:45:16,613 --> 00:45:17,785
- I have to do the right thing.
- The right thing?

921
00:45:17,848 --> 00:45:18,724
I hope you mean
an abortion.

922
00:45:18,782 --> 00:45:20,056
You're pro-choice, right?

923
00:45:20,117 --> 00:45:21,596
Well, yes,
but not officially.

924
00:45:21,652 --> 00:45:22,926
People think you're becoming
decadent.

925
00:45:22,986 --> 00:45:24,363
We don't want to
give them ammunition.

926
00:45:24,421 --> 00:45:26,594
If this is my responsibility,
I need to get in touch with her.

927
00:45:26,657 --> 00:45:27,931
Well, we need to do
an interview.

928
00:45:27,991 --> 00:45:29,299
Something positive,
something upbeat.

929
00:45:29,359 --> 00:45:30,963
People are freaking out
about this sun thing

930
00:45:31,028 --> 00:45:32,268
and we need to
give them something

931
00:45:32,329 --> 00:45:33,706
simple and straightforward.

932
00:45:33,764 --> 00:45:34,799
If you don't
give them a message soon,

933
00:45:34,865 --> 00:45:36,037
you run the very real risk

934
00:45:36,100 --> 00:45:37,773
that they are
going to turn on you.

935
00:45:37,835 --> 00:45:39,974
Don't you understand?

936
00:45:40,037 --> 00:45:41,641
I want to
give them a message.

937
00:45:41,705 --> 00:45:43,582
I want to have a message.

938
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,119
I want to save
the sun from dying.

939
00:45:45,175 --> 00:45:46,620
I don't know how.

940
00:45:46,677 --> 00:45:48,088
I don't know what to do.

941
00:45:48,145 --> 00:45:49,681
If you don't come up with
something to sell them,

942
00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:51,090
they're gonna think
that you took advantage

943
00:45:51,148 --> 00:45:52,923
of this whole sun thing
for your own benefit.

944
00:45:52,983 --> 00:45:54,121
Took advantage?

945
00:45:54,184 --> 00:45:55,629
I never said
that I was any of this.

946
00:45:55,686 --> 00:45:57,188
You're the one that made me
into all of this--

947
00:45:57,254 --> 00:45:59,962
You took advantage of your
position in life.

948
00:46:00,023 --> 00:46:02,526
That was your choice.

949
00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:06,336
I didn't mean to,
I just sort of fell into it.

950
00:46:06,396 --> 00:46:08,342
Listen.

951
00:46:08,398 --> 00:46:09,376
The message doesn't matter.

952
00:46:09,433 --> 00:46:11,242
It's how you
make people feel

953
00:46:11,301 --> 00:46:13,247
about the message
that counts.

954
00:46:13,303 --> 00:46:14,907
Mrs. Katz: Phillip!

955
00:46:14,972 --> 00:46:16,952
They wouldn't let me
through to your room!

956
00:46:17,007 --> 00:46:18,953
I-- I need to talk to you

957
00:46:19,009 --> 00:46:21,751
about these
men from Hollywood!

958
00:46:21,812 --> 00:46:23,257
( screaming )

959
00:46:26,984 --> 00:46:28,486
Hold on, Mom, I'm coming.

960
00:46:28,552 --> 00:46:29,929
No, you can't go out there,
there's a lot of photographers.

961
00:46:29,987 --> 00:46:31,159
- I have to help my mom.
- Hey, Keith!

962
00:46:31,221 --> 00:46:32,495
You can't afford any more
bad press right now.

963
00:46:32,556 --> 00:46:33,762
She's my mom, I have to--

964
00:46:33,824 --> 00:46:35,132
Hey, hey!

965
00:46:35,192 --> 00:46:37,570
- Get off me.
- I'm drowning!

966
00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:38,834
Don't you know who I am?

967
00:46:38,896 --> 00:46:40,136
- Do you watch the news?
- Throw her a noodle.

968
00:46:40,197 --> 00:46:41,540
I'm the second coming of--

969
00:46:41,598 --> 00:46:43,544
You are both
going straight to hell!

970
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:44,977
I want your first
and last names,

971
00:46:45,035 --> 00:46:47,072
you are both
going straight to hell!

972
00:46:47,137 --> 00:46:49,117
Get the fuck off me!

973
00:46:49,173 --> 00:46:51,813
Glenn on TV: <i>Boffo for</i>
<i>Jamie Johnson's booty,</i>

974
00:46:51,875 --> 00:46:54,219
<i>reported to be good for</i>
<i>not six, not seven</i>

975
00:46:54,278 --> 00:46:55,882
<i>but eight digits.</i>

976
00:46:55,946 --> 00:46:57,892
<i>Pat on the back</i>
<i>for something she claims</i>

977
00:46:57,948 --> 00:47:00,360
<i>to have written in less</i>
<i>than three weeks.</i>

978
00:47:00,417 --> 00:47:02,590
Thomas, I need your advice.

979
00:47:06,957 --> 00:47:08,459
Thomas.

980
00:47:11,328 --> 00:47:14,639
Do you think that I'm...

981
00:47:14,698 --> 00:47:17,008
Lord of all things?

982
00:47:17,067 --> 00:47:18,671
Not quite sure that
I'm qualified to make

983
00:47:18,735 --> 00:47:21,511
that sort of decision, sir.

984
00:47:21,572 --> 00:47:23,643
I bled from my eyes
in a church.

985
00:47:23,707 --> 00:47:26,779
Well, I pissed blood once
after eating bad shellfish

986
00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:29,586
off the coast of Argentina.

987
00:47:29,646 --> 00:47:32,991
Didn't seem to grant me
any magical powers.

988
00:47:33,050 --> 00:47:34,358
So you don't think I am?

989
00:47:34,418 --> 00:47:35,590
I'm an employee, sir.

990
00:47:35,652 --> 00:47:37,063
I have no opinion.

991
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:38,360
As the son of God,
I command you

992
00:47:38,422 --> 00:47:39,924
to tell me what you think.

993
00:47:39,990 --> 00:47:41,594
I thought it was
the son of the son--

994
00:47:41,658 --> 00:47:42,762
Oh, all right, fine.

995
00:47:42,826 --> 00:47:43,930
As the son
of the son of God,

996
00:47:43,994 --> 00:47:45,098
I command you to tell me
what you think.

997
00:47:45,162 --> 00:47:47,005
Excuse me, sir,
but the point is,

998
00:47:47,064 --> 00:47:48,338
this is a very difficult time

999
00:47:48,398 --> 00:47:50,207
for people living
on the Earth.

1000
00:47:50,267 --> 00:47:53,874
There's all this business
of the sun going on right now.

1001
00:47:53,937 --> 00:47:57,316
The sun up there, not you.

1002
00:47:57,374 --> 00:48:00,014
Uh, may I?

1003
00:48:04,615 --> 00:48:06,356
( "Hava Nagila" playing )

1004
00:48:06,416 --> 00:48:08,487
Uh, I'm so sorry.

1005
00:48:08,552 --> 00:48:10,793
They're preparing
a bar mitzvah next door.

1006
00:48:10,854 --> 00:48:12,231
I'll ask them to turn it down,
shall I--

1007
00:48:12,289 --> 00:48:13,666
( music stops )

1008
00:48:14,625 --> 00:48:16,434
Oh, divine intervention.

1009
00:48:18,095 --> 00:48:21,269
Phillip, there's really no need
for you to be so worried.

1010
00:48:21,331 --> 00:48:24,403
What's happening
to you is nothing new.

1011
00:48:24,468 --> 00:48:25,742
You're not the first.

1012
00:48:25,802 --> 00:48:27,679
I have concierged
for rock stars,

1013
00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:31,618
for film icons,
for football players.

1014
00:48:31,675 --> 00:48:34,019
When they can no longer
distract the public

1015
00:48:34,077 --> 00:48:36,990
by throwing a football
or lip-synching a song,

1016
00:48:37,047 --> 00:48:39,254
they move on...

1017
00:48:39,316 --> 00:48:43,059
and look for someone else
to distract them.

1018
00:48:44,554 --> 00:48:47,194
Right now...

1019
00:48:47,257 --> 00:48:49,669
it's your turn.

1020
00:48:49,726 --> 00:48:53,173
The world is looking to you
for its distraction.

1021
00:48:53,230 --> 00:48:56,268
But what if
I'm not divinely chosen?

1022
00:48:56,333 --> 00:48:57,971
Chosen, not chosen.

1023
00:48:58,035 --> 00:48:59,981
Does it really matter?

1024
00:49:00,037 --> 00:49:01,675
Lead or be led.

1025
00:49:01,738 --> 00:49:04,184
Serve or be
served.

1026
00:49:04,241 --> 00:49:06,016
I chose to serve.

1027
00:49:06,076 --> 00:49:09,922
Ended up being towels
and cheese, mostly.

1028
00:49:09,980 --> 00:49:11,152
I need to do something
important,

1029
00:49:11,214 --> 00:49:13,216
something that
will change things.

1030
00:49:13,283 --> 00:49:15,263
Why not make a speech?

1031
00:49:15,319 --> 00:49:16,889
A speech!

1032
00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:18,729
I need to get to work.

1033
00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:21,963
Well, don't forget your
<i>visage de guerre</i>, sir.

1034
00:49:28,699 --> 00:49:30,770
Thank you, Thomas.

1035
00:49:30,834 --> 00:49:32,211
Thank you for
everything.

1036
00:49:32,269 --> 00:49:34,044
Thank you, sir.

1037
00:49:36,006 --> 00:49:38,043
Ooh, can I have
the ch-- Yeah.

1038
00:49:38,108 --> 00:49:39,086
Thank you.

1039
00:49:40,444 --> 00:49:43,084
( "Hava Nagila" playing )

1040
00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:03,205
man on TV: <i>Back to our exclusive</i>
<i>special on Jamie Johnson,</i>

1041
00:50:03,266 --> 00:50:06,042
<i>mother of the child</i>
<i>of the son of God.</i>

1042
00:50:09,172 --> 00:50:11,743
Hello in there?

1043
00:50:11,808 --> 00:50:13,685
What do you want?

1044
00:50:13,744 --> 00:50:17,021
<i>She mentions that she never had</i>
<i>a long-term relationship...</i>

1045
00:50:20,984 --> 00:50:22,292
Leave me alone!

1046
00:50:22,352 --> 00:50:25,128
For Christ's sake, can't you
all just leave me alone?

1047
00:50:29,526 --> 00:50:32,336
I'm not here for
your son, Mrs. Katz.

1048
00:50:32,396 --> 00:50:34,899
I'm here to help you.

1049
00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:38,210
<i>If you have</i>
<i>something to say,</i>

1050
00:50:38,268 --> 00:50:40,748
<i>say it before somebody</i>
<i>else does.</i>

1051
00:50:40,804 --> 00:50:42,374
man: <i>Truly amazing.</i>

1052
00:50:56,153 --> 00:50:57,689
And who should
I make it out to?

1053
00:50:57,754 --> 00:51:00,826
Son of Morning.

1054
00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:03,303
Is that with an "O"
or with a "U"?

1055
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,840
Whatever you feel is right.

1056
00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:08,206
First I want to thank you
for taking the time

1057
00:51:08,265 --> 00:51:11,508
to connect with me.

1058
00:51:11,568 --> 00:51:15,539
When I listen to you speak,
I feel a sense of loss

1059
00:51:15,605 --> 00:51:19,485
and because I have
a need to feel hopeful,

1060
00:51:19,543 --> 00:51:22,387
I'm requesting that
you hear my need

1061
00:51:22,446 --> 00:51:25,393
and refrain from
spreading your message.

1062
00:51:25,449 --> 00:51:26,792
My message?

1063
00:51:26,850 --> 00:51:28,761
Yeah, your example.

1064
00:51:28,819 --> 00:51:33,359
You are profiteering off
of a gift.

1065
00:51:33,423 --> 00:51:34,925
Your time's up.

1066
00:51:34,991 --> 00:51:36,231
You'll need to buy
another book.

1067
00:51:36,293 --> 00:51:37,601
No, no.

1068
00:51:37,661 --> 00:51:41,541
Your campaign of vulgar
opportunism is distracting us

1069
00:51:41,598 --> 00:51:44,943
from the hope that Phillip
brings to all of us.

1070
00:51:45,001 --> 00:51:47,106
You can't talk to me
like that.

1071
00:51:47,170 --> 00:51:48,376
I'm famous.

1072
00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:51,146
This-- this is not
your salvation.

1073
00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:53,245
This is your destruction!

1074
00:51:53,310 --> 00:51:55,654
Get the fuck out of here
or I'm calling the cops.

1075
00:51:55,712 --> 00:52:00,661
I-- I hear your
requests to feel safe.

1076
00:52:00,717 --> 00:52:04,756
My need for you to hear
my pain was not meant.

1077
00:52:04,821 --> 00:52:06,698
- Time's up.
- No, no, no, wait.

1078
00:52:06,756 --> 00:52:09,862
It's impossible
for us to talk

1079
00:52:09,926 --> 00:52:12,202
and listen at the same time.

1080
00:52:12,262 --> 00:52:14,606
Do something with your life,
you sad piece of shit!

1081
00:52:14,664 --> 00:52:17,736
I apologize on behalf of
your childhood caregivers.

1082
00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:19,246
You are loved,
you are needed.

1083
00:52:19,302 --> 00:52:20,804
- Security!
- No, no, no!

1084
00:52:20,871 --> 00:52:21,849
Security!

1085
00:52:21,905 --> 00:52:22,906
Just...

1086
00:52:22,973 --> 00:52:25,476
We are not immune to
a disease

1087
00:52:25,542 --> 00:52:27,215
of our own creation!

1088
00:52:27,277 --> 00:52:28,312
Security!

1089
00:52:28,378 --> 00:52:30,449
Give me that,
give me that!

1090
00:52:32,883 --> 00:52:34,362
Security!

1091
00:52:34,417 --> 00:52:36,090
( screaming )

1092
00:53:00,410 --> 00:53:02,083
( thundering )

1093
00:53:03,813 --> 00:53:05,815
( bell ringing )

1094
00:53:09,286 --> 00:53:12,426
Sir, there are some
gentlemen waiting.

1095
00:53:12,489 --> 00:53:14,969
They're from the state
attorney general's office.

1096
00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:16,470
They wish to speak
with you.

1097
00:53:16,526 --> 00:53:18,597
Do they have
an appointment?

1098
00:53:18,662 --> 00:53:20,699
No.

1099
00:53:20,764 --> 00:53:22,209
Thomas, I really
can't see anybody

1100
00:53:22,265 --> 00:53:24,745
until I'm done writing
my speech.

1101
00:53:24,801 --> 00:53:26,644
Hmm.

1102
00:53:26,703 --> 00:53:28,580
man on TV: <i>Here at CCA, we</i>
<i>have Jennifer with the story.</i>

1103
00:53:28,638 --> 00:53:30,777
<i>Jennifer?</i>

1104
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:31,944
Jennifer: <i>Peters'</i>
<i>immediate claim</i>

1105
00:53:32,008 --> 00:53:33,612
<i>after the slaying of</i>
<i>Jamie Johnson</i>

1106
00:53:33,677 --> 00:53:35,884
<i>was that Phillip had</i>
<i>ordered him to kill her</i>

1107
00:53:35,946 --> 00:53:37,516
<i>and her unborn child</i>

1108
00:53:37,581 --> 00:53:40,084
<i>in order to attract attention</i>
<i>to Peters' own</i>

1109
00:53:40,150 --> 00:53:43,529
<i>nonprofit conflict-</i>
<i>resolution charity.</i>

1110
00:53:43,587 --> 00:53:45,658
<i>Public reaction has</i>
<i>soured overnight</i>

1111
00:53:45,722 --> 00:53:47,702
<i>for the fledgling savior.</i>

1112
00:53:47,757 --> 00:53:49,930
Shall I let
the gentlemen in?

1113
00:53:49,993 --> 00:53:51,802
- What?
- I'd rather not get involved.

1114
00:53:51,861 --> 00:53:53,363
You don't have to
get involved.

1115
00:53:53,430 --> 00:53:55,876
Just-- just-- just tell
them I'm in the bath.

1116
00:53:55,932 --> 00:53:57,570
Mustn't forget.

1117
00:53:58,802 --> 00:54:00,372
The owner of the hotel
has rung up.

1118
00:54:00,437 --> 00:54:03,680
He's asked me to
leave this with you.

1119
00:54:03,740 --> 00:54:05,048
What is that?

1120
00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:15,696
Oh, shit!

1121
00:54:17,554 --> 00:54:20,228
Right, well, I'll just let
the gentlemen in, shall I?

1122
00:54:20,290 --> 00:54:22,361
And then, unfortunately,
I'll have to be off.

1123
00:54:22,425 --> 00:54:23,927
I'm serving
champagne cocktails

1124
00:54:23,994 --> 00:54:26,270
in the Manatee Lounge.

1125
00:54:26,329 --> 00:54:28,570
Sir...

1126
00:54:28,632 --> 00:54:29,838
good luck.

1127
00:54:37,007 --> 00:54:40,284
# Suppertime in the hole... #

1128
00:54:40,343 --> 00:54:42,050
- ( pounding on door )
- Mr. Katz!

1129
00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:43,853
woman on TV: <i>Investigators</i>
<i>believe that Phillip Katz</i>

1130
00:54:43,913 --> 00:54:46,826
<i>may have been compensating</i>
<i>Peters for the future murder</i>

1131
00:54:46,883 --> 00:54:49,625
<i>of Jamie Johnson</i>
<i>and her unborn fetus.</i>

1132
00:54:49,686 --> 00:54:51,723
( pounding on door )

1133
00:54:52,822 --> 00:54:54,529
# Suppertime #

1134
00:54:58,361 --> 00:55:01,137
# Old Saint John
on death row #

1135
00:55:01,197 --> 00:55:03,973
# He's just
waiting for a pardon #

1136
00:55:04,034 --> 00:55:06,878
# Old Saint John
on death row #

1137
00:55:06,936 --> 00:55:09,815
# He's just
waiting for a pardon #

1138
00:55:09,873 --> 00:55:12,376
# Jury on trial
I testify #

1139
00:55:12,442 --> 00:55:15,252
# I got to keep on runnin'
'til the well runs dry #

1140
00:55:15,312 --> 00:55:17,690
# Jury on trial
I testify #

1141
00:55:17,747 --> 00:55:19,749
# I got to keep on runnin'
'til the well runs dry... ##

1142
00:55:19,816 --> 00:55:21,261
Mr. Katz.

1143
00:55:22,819 --> 00:55:24,526
You have a martyr complex?

1144
00:55:27,691 --> 00:55:28,965
No.

1145
00:55:29,025 --> 00:55:32,598
Yet you claim
to be the messiah.

1146
00:55:32,662 --> 00:55:34,141
You say so, not me.

1147
00:55:34,197 --> 00:55:36,507
I can assure you,
I didn't say so, Mr. Katz.

1148
00:55:36,566 --> 00:55:38,273
( thundering )

1149
00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:39,279
They.

1150
00:55:40,870 --> 00:55:44,317
Sir, who are "they"?

1151
00:55:44,374 --> 00:55:45,409
More talking gerbil!

1152
00:55:45,475 --> 00:55:46,476
Come on!

1153
00:55:46,543 --> 00:55:47,817
Who are "they"?

1154
00:55:47,877 --> 00:55:49,550
More talking gerbil!

1155
00:55:49,612 --> 00:55:51,455
Sir?

1156
00:55:51,514 --> 00:55:53,187
( thundering )

1157
00:55:54,684 --> 00:55:57,358
Who are "they"?

1158
00:55:57,420 --> 00:55:59,331
Everybody-- the television,
the Internet.

1159
00:55:59,389 --> 00:56:00,595
Everybody.

1160
00:56:00,657 --> 00:56:02,728
Sir, the deposition panel
was formed--

1161
00:56:02,792 --> 00:56:04,100
Yeah, we're not here
to discover

1162
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:05,662
what everybody else thinks.

1163
00:56:05,729 --> 00:56:10,178
We're here to find out what
Mr. Katz believes.

1164
00:56:10,233 --> 00:56:13,271
I spoke to the lieutenant
governor, a personal friend,

1165
00:56:13,336 --> 00:56:16,476
and he is less than thrilled
with this massive cornhole

1166
00:56:16,539 --> 00:56:18,917
you have dumped on his doorstep.

1167
00:56:18,975 --> 00:56:21,387
He has given this
panel judicial authority

1168
00:56:21,444 --> 00:56:23,685
and we can hold you
in contempt, boy!

1169
00:56:23,747 --> 00:56:25,351
Sir, do you claim to be
someone called--

1170
00:56:25,415 --> 00:56:28,885
Are you the Son of Morning?

1171
00:56:28,952 --> 00:56:32,593
And, if so, is it "sun" with
a "U" or "son" with an "O"?

1172
00:56:32,655 --> 00:56:34,191
And is it "morning",

1173
00:56:34,257 --> 00:56:35,998
like in the "sun" with a "U"
or is it "mourning",

1174
00:56:36,059 --> 00:56:39,006
like in a bereavement?

1175
00:56:39,062 --> 00:56:42,703
Mr. Katz, are you
the Son of Morning?

1176
00:56:46,102 --> 00:56:47,410
He's not cooperating.

1177
00:56:47,470 --> 00:56:49,381
Were you in any type of
correspondence

1178
00:56:49,439 --> 00:56:52,420
with a gentleman by
the name of Gabriel Peters?

1179
00:56:55,645 --> 00:56:56,851
No response.

1180
00:56:56,913 --> 00:56:59,154
Did you ever instruct

1181
00:56:59,215 --> 00:57:02,685
Gabriel Peters
in question to murder a woman

1182
00:57:02,752 --> 00:57:05,494
by the name of Jamie Johnson,
or anyone else,

1183
00:57:05,555 --> 00:57:09,332
in the name of something
called "The Son of Morning"?

1184
00:57:09,392 --> 00:57:10,564
( screaming )

1185
00:57:23,673 --> 00:57:25,914
More talking gerbil.

1186
00:57:25,975 --> 00:57:27,283
Is he on drugs?

1187
00:57:27,343 --> 00:57:29,653
No, not that
I'm aware of.

1188
00:57:29,712 --> 00:57:31,157
Well...

1189
00:57:31,214 --> 00:57:33,785
maybe he should be.

1190
00:57:33,850 --> 00:57:36,797
Dr. Villager,
do something about him,

1191
00:57:36,853 --> 00:57:38,298
would you, please?

1192
00:57:41,658 --> 00:57:43,831
# There's nothing
to do here #

1193
00:57:43,893 --> 00:57:46,635
# So just
whine and complain #

1194
00:57:46,696 --> 00:57:48,937
# In bed at the hospital #

1195
00:57:52,168 --> 00:57:54,375
# Coming and going #

1196
00:57:54,437 --> 00:57:56,883
# Asleep and awake #

1197
00:57:56,940 --> 00:57:59,511
# In bed at
the hospital #

1198
00:58:07,717 --> 00:58:11,824
# Tell me the story of
how you ended up here #

1199
00:58:11,888 --> 00:58:14,767
# I've heard it all
in the hospital #

1200
00:58:17,727 --> 00:58:20,105
# Nothing's sufficing #

1201
00:58:20,163 --> 00:58:22,700
# Doctors on tour #

1202
00:58:22,765 --> 00:58:25,541
# Somewhere in India... #

1203
00:58:25,602 --> 00:58:27,275
man on TV: <i>I'm the only one?</i>

1204
00:58:27,337 --> 00:58:29,510
<i>I'm the only one that knew</i>
<i>this dude was a fraud?</i>

1205
00:58:29,572 --> 00:58:30,915
<i>Come on, the messiah?</i>

1206
00:58:30,974 --> 00:58:31,975
<i>Really?</i>

1207
00:58:32,041 --> 00:58:33,281
<i>He had you?</i>

1208
00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:34,720
<i>Well, guess what?</i>

1209
00:58:34,777 --> 00:58:36,779
<i>I'm the messiah's black friend,</i>
<i>how about that?</i>

1210
00:58:36,846 --> 00:58:39,156
( phone ringing )

1211
00:58:43,286 --> 00:58:45,095
Hello?

1212
00:58:45,154 --> 00:58:46,963
woman: <i>Mr. Katz, you have</i>
<i>a telephone call</i>

1213
00:58:47,023 --> 00:58:48,297
<i>from your mother.</i>

1214
00:58:48,358 --> 00:58:50,269
<i>Would you like to</i>
<i>accept the call?</i>

1215
00:58:50,326 --> 00:58:51,930
Yes, please.

1216
00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:57,944
Hi, Mom?

1217
00:58:58,001 --> 00:58:59,537
<i>No, it's Josephine Tuttle.</i>

1218
00:58:59,602 --> 00:59:01,104
<i>How are you?</i>

1219
00:59:03,706 --> 00:59:05,652
<i>No response.</i>

1220
00:59:05,708 --> 00:59:07,278
<i>Did you hear the news?</i>

1221
00:59:07,343 --> 00:59:08,720
What news?

1222
00:59:08,778 --> 00:59:10,519
<i>Jamie Johnson was a fraud.</i>

1223
00:59:10,580 --> 00:59:11,820
<i>She was never pregnant</i>
<i>to begin with.</i>

1224
00:59:11,881 --> 00:59:15,419
<i>She used you</i>
<i>to sell her book.</i>

1225
00:59:15,485 --> 00:59:17,158
<i>Do you have any reaction</i>
<i>to that?</i>

1226
00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:18,995
# Don't stop,
don't stop #

1227
00:59:19,055 --> 00:59:23,731
# Put out the fire on us #

1228
00:59:23,793 --> 00:59:26,034
# Bring the buckets
by the dozens #

1229
00:59:26,095 --> 00:59:28,769
# Bring your nieces
and your cousins... ##

1230
00:59:28,831 --> 00:59:30,469
( knocking )

1231
00:59:30,533 --> 00:59:31,841
Hey there, pal.

1232
00:59:31,901 --> 00:59:34,609
How you doing?

1233
00:59:34,671 --> 00:59:37,675
It seems from the tests
we conducted and examined

1234
00:59:37,740 --> 00:59:39,185
that you, my friend,
are suffering from

1235
00:59:39,242 --> 00:59:42,712
some highly elevated
levels of cortisol.

1236
00:59:42,779 --> 00:59:45,225
What do I have?

1237
00:59:45,281 --> 00:59:48,353
Well, in my opinion,

1238
00:59:48,418 --> 00:59:52,161
you got one big case
of being stressed out,

1239
00:59:52,221 --> 00:59:53,427
clinically.

1240
00:59:53,489 --> 00:59:55,127
Not a heck of a lot
more than that.

1241
00:59:58,094 --> 00:59:59,471
So what I'd like to do

1242
00:59:59,529 --> 01:00:02,271
is I'd like to get you
on these for awhile

1243
01:00:02,332 --> 01:00:04,005
and see how that works out.

1244
01:00:04,067 --> 01:00:07,480
Depending on your reaction,
we'll go from there.

1245
01:00:07,537 --> 01:00:10,074
I'd like to keep
you for observation,

1246
01:00:10,139 --> 01:00:12,779
out of the spotlight
for the time being.

1247
01:00:12,842 --> 01:00:14,913
Okay.

1248
01:00:14,978 --> 01:00:16,787
Oh, and, Phillip,

1249
01:00:16,846 --> 01:00:19,588
try to find an outlet
for all this anxiety, huh?

1250
01:00:19,649 --> 01:00:21,560
Otherwise, you're never
gonna make it, buddy.

1251
01:00:25,321 --> 01:00:27,062
# Run #

1252
01:00:27,123 --> 01:00:29,160
# Run #

1253
01:00:29,225 --> 01:00:33,367
# Run to your grave #

1254
01:00:33,429 --> 01:00:35,375
# Run #

1255
01:00:35,431 --> 01:00:37,502
# Run #

1256
01:00:37,567 --> 01:00:41,947
# Run to your grave #

1257
01:00:42,005 --> 01:00:43,416
# Run #

1258
01:00:43,473 --> 01:00:45,953
# Oh run #

1259
01:00:46,009 --> 01:00:50,389
# Run to your grave #

1260
01:00:50,446 --> 01:00:51,948
# Run #

1261
01:00:52,015 --> 01:00:54,518
# Oh run #

1262
01:00:54,584 --> 01:00:58,191
# Run to your grave #

1263
01:00:58,254 --> 01:01:00,325
# 'Cause they're coming #

1264
01:01:00,390 --> 01:01:02,370
# For your brain but #

1265
01:01:02,425 --> 01:01:04,427
# They will leave #

1266
01:01:04,494 --> 01:01:06,269
# With your head #

1267
01:01:06,329 --> 01:01:08,935
# They've got money #

1268
01:01:08,998 --> 01:01:10,671
# And science #

1269
01:01:10,733 --> 01:01:14,237
# But they will leave
you for dead #

1270
01:01:15,905 --> 01:01:17,942
# Sleep #

1271
01:01:18,007 --> 01:01:19,953
# Sleep #

1272
01:01:20,009 --> 01:01:24,219
# Sleep in your tomb #

1273
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:25,850
# Sleep #

1274
01:01:25,915 --> 01:01:28,088
# Oh sleep #

1275
01:01:28,151 --> 01:01:31,928
# Sleep in your tomb #

1276
01:01:31,988 --> 01:01:34,161
# Don't bury your body #

1277
01:01:34,223 --> 01:01:35,725
# With your diamonds #

1278
01:01:35,792 --> 01:01:37,703
# 'Cause you know they-- ##

1279
01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:43,177
( sighing )

1280
01:01:53,543 --> 01:01:54,851
Mom?

1281
01:01:56,813 --> 01:01:58,156
Mom?

1282
01:02:04,420 --> 01:02:06,229
Phillip?

1283
01:02:06,289 --> 01:02:08,462
I'm so sorry, I--

1284
01:02:08,524 --> 01:02:11,528
I wasn't prepared
for visitors, I...

1285
01:02:11,594 --> 01:02:12,902
What visitors?

1286
01:02:12,962 --> 01:02:15,408
I would've gotten ready.

1287
01:02:15,465 --> 01:02:18,378
I would've
made myself up.

1288
01:02:18,434 --> 01:02:23,884
Presentation is five-tenths
of the...

1289
01:02:23,940 --> 01:02:25,647
the thing.

1290
01:02:25,708 --> 01:02:27,517
What are you
talking about?

1291
01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:30,023
Phillip, do you know
Katherine Jayne?

1292
01:02:30,079 --> 01:02:31,854
Katherine Jayne?

1293
01:02:31,914 --> 01:02:36,556
It's the Katherine Jayne
disaster supply kit for women.

1294
01:02:36,619 --> 01:02:38,860
This is going to improve
the lives

1295
01:02:38,921 --> 01:02:42,869
of men-less women everywhere.

1296
01:02:42,925 --> 01:02:47,237
It's so that when
something happens bad,

1297
01:02:47,296 --> 01:02:51,711
a woman can remain refreshed
and looking her best.

1298
01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:53,873
Feel my skin.

1299
01:02:53,936 --> 01:02:56,212
How does that feel?

1300
01:03:00,143 --> 01:03:01,781
When did all this happen?

1301
01:03:04,213 --> 01:03:06,090
When?

1302
01:03:06,149 --> 01:03:08,527
When you were at
your five-star resort,

1303
01:03:08,584 --> 01:03:10,154
fantasy hotel

1304
01:03:10,219 --> 01:03:14,964
with your fabulous
celebrity friends.

1305
01:03:15,024 --> 01:03:18,437
When I was left here alone
to fend for myself.

1306
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,708
That's when Joyce came here,

1307
01:03:26,769 --> 01:03:30,239
and she said that
I would be the best person

1308
01:03:30,306 --> 01:03:33,253
to get these supply kits
to women who need them.

1309
01:03:33,309 --> 01:03:34,686
More talking gerbil!

1310
01:03:34,744 --> 01:03:36,519
You're not the only one

1311
01:03:36,579 --> 01:03:38,616
who can save people,
you know.

1312
01:03:43,953 --> 01:03:45,933
I'm going to bed.

1313
01:03:45,988 --> 01:03:48,332
I'm tired of being
unappreciated.

1314
01:03:52,929 --> 01:03:54,806
I need to resolve myself.

1315
01:04:02,138 --> 01:04:04,175
Clinically.

1316
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:06,277
man on TV: <i>In a meeting today</i>
<i>at the global site in Geneva,</i>

1317
01:04:06,342 --> 01:04:08,879
<i>a consensus of the world's</i>
<i>leading stellar scientists</i>

1318
01:04:08,945 --> 01:04:10,720
<i>have concluded that the</i>
<i>terrestrial sun's</i>

1319
01:04:10,780 --> 01:04:12,851
<i>recent increase</i>
<i>in flare activity</i>

1320
01:04:12,915 --> 01:04:15,486
<i>is actually the result</i>
<i>of a normal cycle</i>

1321
01:04:15,551 --> 01:04:18,293
<i>and does not</i>
<i>represent the final stage</i>

1322
01:04:18,354 --> 01:04:21,631
<i>in the death of our sun,</i>
<i>as many have believed.</i>

1323
01:04:48,351 --> 01:04:49,921
I have something to say.

1324
01:04:49,986 --> 01:04:51,829
Okay.

1325
01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:53,390
On television.

1326
01:04:55,958 --> 01:04:58,802
You had your chance,
your 15 minutes are up.

1327
01:04:58,861 --> 01:05:01,603
But I know what
I want to say now.

1328
01:05:01,664 --> 01:05:03,940
I have a message.

1329
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,480
Please?

1330
01:05:06,535 --> 01:05:07,980
I don't know.

1331
01:05:08,037 --> 01:05:10,381
You owe me.

1332
01:05:12,275 --> 01:05:14,050
I'm doing this bullshit
piece on sea turtles

1333
01:05:14,110 --> 01:05:16,056
at Spanish River Beach.

1334
01:05:16,112 --> 01:05:17,523
I could try to
pull some strings.

1335
01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:18,786
I might be able to get you
a few minutes

1336
01:05:18,848 --> 01:05:20,828
between traffic
and sports with Fritz.

1337
01:05:23,619 --> 01:05:24,996
Thank you.

1338
01:05:58,321 --> 01:06:00,494
This is Josephine Tuttle
reporting to you live

1339
01:06:00,556 --> 01:06:02,729
from Spanish River Beach
here in Boca Raton

1340
01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:03,896
with Phillip Katz,

1341
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:05,906
who one time,
not very long ago,

1342
01:06:05,962 --> 01:06:07,236
was thought by the majority

1343
01:06:07,296 --> 01:06:09,674
to be man's
last hope for salvation

1344
01:06:09,732 --> 01:06:11,541
from fear of the dying sun.

1345
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:12,943
I have covered
Phillip's story

1346
01:06:13,002 --> 01:06:15,107
from the day he chose to
reveal himself

1347
01:06:15,171 --> 01:06:17,549
to a small congregation
here in Boca Raton.

1348
01:06:17,606 --> 01:06:19,552
There's been some
confusion as to whether Phillip

1349
01:06:19,608 --> 01:06:21,815
may have been some kind of
false messiah.

1350
01:06:21,877 --> 01:06:23,857
In this live interview,

1351
01:06:23,913 --> 01:06:27,690
Phillip Katz will finally
reveal his story to the world.

1352
01:06:27,750 --> 01:06:29,161
- Now?
- Yeah.

1353
01:06:31,954 --> 01:06:34,696
What I've learned,
from my experience,

1354
01:06:34,757 --> 01:06:38,534
is that when the world
is about to end,

1355
01:06:38,594 --> 01:06:41,803
food tastes better,

1356
01:06:41,864 --> 01:06:44,105
fabrics feel softer,

1357
01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:47,409
the air
smells better,

1358
01:06:47,470 --> 01:06:49,973
dreams seem more real

1359
01:06:50,039 --> 01:06:51,950
and people...

1360
01:06:53,943 --> 01:06:56,685
People are very strange.

1361
01:06:56,746 --> 01:06:59,420
We live in
and are educated by a system

1362
01:06:59,482 --> 01:07:03,453
that is supposed to protect us,
but it doesn't protect us...

1363
01:07:03,519 --> 01:07:04,862
( horns honking )

1364
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:07,764
... distracting us from our
compassionate nature.

1365
01:07:07,823 --> 01:07:10,303
But if something
is missing in your life,

1366
01:07:10,359 --> 01:07:13,363
you can't look to another
person to fill that void...

1367
01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:16,942
( horns honking )

1368
01:07:19,301 --> 01:07:24,080
I can't tell you what
the clam chowder tastes like.

1369
01:07:24,140 --> 01:07:26,916
You have to taste it
for yourselves.

1370
01:07:29,979 --> 01:07:31,356
( exhaling )

1371
01:07:38,587 --> 01:07:42,660
Gabe: We have tried before,
we have failed.

1372
01:07:42,725 --> 01:07:44,500
But we must try again.

1373
01:07:46,328 --> 01:07:50,140
We love to build people up
and then break 'em down.

1374
01:07:50,199 --> 01:07:53,043
Maybe it's pointless,
maybe it's justified,

1375
01:07:53,102 --> 01:07:56,811
maybe we're just constantly
disappointed in each other.

1376
01:07:58,340 --> 01:08:00,115
It's hard to say.

1377
01:08:02,578 --> 01:08:04,387
But hey...

1378
01:08:04,447 --> 01:08:07,360
I saw the sun
rise this morning.

1379
01:08:15,357 --> 01:08:19,396
# Well I lost
my innocence today #

1380
01:08:19,462 --> 01:08:22,534
# I could feel her
in my bones #

1381
01:08:22,598 --> 01:08:24,635
# My bones
my bones, my bones #

1382
01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:27,977
# My blood, my blood
my blood, my blood #

1383
01:08:28,037 --> 01:08:32,144
# I woke up tired and scared
and sad #

1384
01:08:32,208 --> 01:08:35,280
# Soaked drained
I felt so bad #

1385
01:08:35,344 --> 01:08:37,620
# Today, today, today #

1386
01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:40,593
# What you still, you still
you still, you still #

1387
01:08:40,649 --> 01:08:43,892
# Won't you say
you say, you say, you say #

1388
01:08:43,953 --> 01:08:47,196
# What you feel, you feel
you feel, you feel #

1389
01:08:47,256 --> 01:08:51,636
# Which is nothing
but hollow feelings yeah #

1390
01:08:51,694 --> 01:08:59,476
# I am done
I just don't care #

1391
01:09:20,089 --> 01:09:22,763
# And forget happiness #

1392
01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:24,065
# I'm fine #

1393
01:09:24,126 --> 01:09:27,130
# I'll forget
everything in time #

1394
01:09:27,196 --> 01:09:29,437
# I swear I didn't know #

1395
01:09:29,498 --> 01:09:30,704
# You know me #

1396
01:09:30,766 --> 01:09:32,575
# How I can't let go #

1397
01:09:32,635 --> 01:09:35,115
# And we're not gods #

1398
01:09:35,171 --> 01:09:36,775
# We're just hacks #

1399
01:09:36,839 --> 01:09:39,843
# All that life
amongst the cracks #

1400
01:09:39,909 --> 01:09:42,116
# The scars the siege
that breaks #

1401
01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:45,284
# The ugliest scenes
the worst mistakes #

1402
01:09:45,347 --> 01:09:48,385
# And everywhere
I see her face #

1403
01:09:48,450 --> 01:09:51,727
# Such a beautiful child
such an awful waste #

1404
01:09:51,787 --> 01:09:56,702
# And there's
no innocence like hers #

1405
01:09:56,759 --> 01:10:02,368
# Just emptiness and nerves #

1406
01:10:17,346 --> 01:10:19,292
# And this light #

1407
01:10:19,348 --> 01:10:21,828
# From the window
of my car #

1408
01:10:23,485 --> 01:10:26,091
# She'll never see it #

1409
01:10:26,155 --> 01:10:28,260
# Oh my God #

1410
01:10:30,092 --> 01:10:32,834
# I was so surprised #

1411
01:10:32,895 --> 01:10:34,932
# It blew up
in my face #

1412
01:10:36,632 --> 01:10:39,613
# Lord I lost my nerve #

1413
01:10:39,668 --> 01:10:45,141
# Oh my God #

1414
01:10:47,276 --> 01:10:49,984
# Oh my God #

1415
01:10:50,045 --> 01:10:52,651
# Oh my God #

1416
01:11:46,368 --> 01:11:49,212
# And I tear #

1417
01:11:49,271 --> 01:11:52,309
# I tear #

1418
01:11:52,374 --> 01:11:57,551
# So hard #

1419
01:11:58,981 --> 01:12:01,985
# And I tear #

1420
01:12:02,051 --> 01:12:05,157
# I tear #

1421
01:12:05,220 --> 01:12:09,327
# So hard #

1422
01:12:11,894 --> 01:12:14,704
# And I beg
and scream #

1423
01:12:14,763 --> 01:12:16,970
# I was wrong #

1424
01:12:17,032 --> 01:12:22,482
# It's over
she's gone ##