1 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:23,875 And the next candidate for Buckston High School 2 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:26,794 Green Committee President, Kyle Kingson. 3 00:01:34,136 --> 00:01:35,636 True or false. 4 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:40,850 You are an aggressively unattractive person. 5 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:44,562 Hatchet-face, face-ache, a face like burnt Lego? 6 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:49,025 Or did you only just miss the beauty boat? 7 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:52,904 Any which way, best embrace the suck. 8 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:55,072 Beautiful people get it better. 9 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:58,159 That's just the way it is. 10 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,961 So, so, 11 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:13,883 what does this got to do with running for Green Committee President? 12 00:02:14,218 --> 00:02:16,385 Not much, except 13 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:21,057 you'll never elect me 'cause of my commitment to the environment. 14 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,350 I don't have one. 15 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:24,393 I just want this for my transcript. 16 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:26,229 But what you got to ask yourselves is 17 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:31,651 should you vote for me just because I'm the rich, popular, good-looking guy 18 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:34,070 with the famous news-anchor dad. 19 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:36,906 And the answer is, "Hell, yeah!" 20 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:03,224 Palm of your hand, man. Palm of your hand. 21 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:05,309 Stellar Angels in America essay. 22 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:08,229 I appreciate all the extra time you spent with me, Mr. Bernstein. 23 00:03:08,814 --> 00:03:09,939 You hate that teacher's guts. 24 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,400 Whatever it takes, man, till the college recs are in. 25 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:13,818 Speech killed. 26 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:16,654 Speaking of killing, you see that ball-biting, voodoo-tatted slut? 27 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:20,283 But really, who gives, okay? Stick to my mantra, "Steer clear of the witch." 28 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:23,160 I'll put it out of your head later. 29 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,040 What the... 30 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:40,678 Maybe it's just me, 31 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:44,348 but shouldn't whoever runs the Green Committee actually care about things green? 32 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:49,228 Or be green like the rest of your facially-disabled coven. 33 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:50,897 Throw it to someone deserving. 34 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:52,815 Lindy Taylor's only going for treasurer 35 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,609 'cause she knows she can't win president against you. 36 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:55,693 No, no, no, I... 37 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:58,613 But I think we're all hoping that in the privacy of the voting booth, 38 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:01,908 your bandwagoners will stop fearing for their social lives 39 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:03,659 and make the right choice. 40 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:09,498 And might I just add, wow, looks are important to you. 41 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:13,252 They're important to everyone. Except you, clearly. 42 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,885 Appreciate the smear campaign, 43 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:24,639 and kudos to you and your bitchcrafty friend for trying to stage a little coup, 44 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:26,265 but if you wanted prez, you should have just had the... 45 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:28,017 Actually, I don't want prez, 46 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,436 I don't know Kendra, and I don't let others speak for me. 47 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,272 But maybe that's just me being the defensive scholarship kid. 48 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:35,816 So, best of luck tomorrow. 49 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:38,736 And it's nice to finally meet you after three years. 50 00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:01,384 And how are you? 51 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:03,719 Not bad. 52 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,059 - The election's today. - Great. 53 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:12,853 No, not you, I was talking to my son. 54 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:13,938 Did us proud. 55 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:15,815 Yeah, all right. 56 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:17,858 I experimented with fireworks, too. 57 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:19,235 Terrific. 58 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,737 Wait, hold on. Jill, I gotta go. 59 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:24,907 Hey, I'm sorry. Jill got canned. 60 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,910 Yeah, it's probably the way the baby ten looked on camera. 61 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:31,247 But, you know, she was a big-boned girl to begin with. 62 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,249 People like people who look good. 63 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:36,168 Anyone who says otherwise is either dumb or ugly. 64 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:38,671 Who's Jill? 65 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:41,424 - I told you about her. - I don't think so. 66 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:43,843 And I know this 'cause the last time we had a conversation 67 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:46,012 that lasted more than five minutes was in sophomore year. 68 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:47,388 I hear you. 69 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:48,681 Why don't you leave me alone? 70 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:51,600 When I told you I had brain cancer. 71 00:05:58,066 --> 00:05:59,066 And? 72 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:02,111 Oh, shoot. Hang on. 73 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:03,946 Rob Kingson. 74 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:13,164 What? 75 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:14,248 Nothing. 76 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,500 I say good night. 77 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:19,003 Why, 'cause you need to get home to your 16 children? 78 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:23,299 My three children live in Jamaica with their father, which you know. 79 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,009 Do me a favor. 80 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:29,221 Save the sob stories for your heart-to-hearts with Mr. Clean. 81 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:31,390 You no vex me, 82 00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:33,309 you stoosh ginnygog. 83 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:37,980 And next year's Green Committee President, Kyle Kingson. 84 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:58,584 Don't think it was a landslide if it makes you feel better. 85 00:06:58,835 --> 00:06:59,835 And I'm sorry. 86 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,087 Is "bullshit" one word or two? 87 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:05,591 No, it's not, and I want to make it up to you. I got two green party VIP dance passes. 88 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:09,512 Scores you green room access, that kind of thing. You want one? 89 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:12,181 What's the catch? 90 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,474 No catch. 91 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,643 So I'd be, like, going with you? 92 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:16,727 Yeah. 93 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:18,104 What about your girlfriend? 94 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:20,940 Deep-fried Barbie doll. She dumped me last night. 95 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:23,275 Hey, I don't know what game this is, but I'll play. 96 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:26,946 - Really? - Everyone deserves a second chance. 97 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:30,074 Besides, you know what people say about me, don't you? 98 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:32,243 Vicious gossip. 99 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,204 And only idiots screw with witches. 100 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:37,081 Careful now. 101 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:51,762 Tell me you did not get a cheap-ass rose. 102 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:53,764 Them no have the orchid. 103 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,892 They didn't have it? I asked you two weeks ago to order it. 104 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:58,936 You tell me yesterday. 105 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:01,313 But listen, 106 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:10,406 "A symbol of humility, the white rose also say, 'I'm loyal and worthy of you."' 107 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:19,081 W-T-F? 108 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:21,125 And it also means I'm loyal and worthy of you. 109 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:22,585 Go blow a goat! 110 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,295 - I'm sorry. - The orchid was this year's yellow ribbon. 111 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:25,921 It was a political statement. 112 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,591 Thank you for making me look like an insensitive bitch! 113 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:35,681 I mean, does it suck so bad? 114 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:38,142 No. It's bad-ass. 115 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:43,981 Did I ever congratulate you on treasurer? 116 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:47,860 I probably never apologized for my a-holian election behavior either. 117 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:51,280 Well, two weeks ago was the first and last time you spoke to me in three years, 118 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,615 so, no. 119 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,784 Sorry on all counts. 120 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,369 Got to slave here all night? 121 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:58,454 Slaving all year. 122 00:08:58,705 --> 00:08:59,705 Work-study? 123 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:02,041 Yeah. I'm saving for the Machu Picchu trip. 124 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:04,418 But my shift's almost over. 125 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,086 Just in time for the real fun. 126 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:07,463 Yeah, right. 127 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,673 She blows it off? Too cool for school? 128 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,217 Definitely not. Just... 129 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:12,968 Not your thing? 130 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:15,012 Well, that, and... 131 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:16,180 Well, that. 132 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:19,516 What can I say? I'm substance over style. 133 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:21,101 A dying breed. 134 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:22,519 It's never too late to join. 135 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,730 I think I already drank the Kool-Aid. 136 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:26,273 Always hope. 137 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:31,612 - Take a picture with me. - What? 138 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:33,822 School newspaper. 139 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,996 But I'll need to approve it before it runs. 140 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,081 Hold up. 141 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:44,750 - What else will I do... - "I'm worthy of you." 142 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,418 What? 143 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:50,130 It's what white roses mean. 144 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:52,508 It's lame-core, I know. 145 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,511 And obviously not what I thought you meant. 146 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,179 No, it's just... 147 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:35,801 See you later. 148 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,928 Don't be a stranger. 149 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,723 - What's with her? - Pity mack. 150 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:44,685 'Cause you got a flesh-eater at your four o'clock. 151 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:47,730 And here we go. 152 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:54,403 You actually bought it. 153 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,822 You bought that I'd hook up with you, 154 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,825 the self-mutilated, tatted Frankenskank 155 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:03,954 who publicly humiliated me and almost cost me the election? 156 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:05,581 No dice, sunshine. 157 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,917 But hey, you can always buy a ticket. 158 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:11,920 Or here's a secret. 159 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:16,133 Sometimes they let you in just 'cause you're eye candy. 160 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,843 Is she eye candy? 161 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,928 Rules are she needs a ticket. 162 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:27,019 Que será, será. Spanish for, "Sucks to be an ugly cow." 163 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:30,439 I only came to give you a second chance. 164 00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:31,732 Guess I blew it. 165 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,525 I guess so. But Kyle? 166 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,279 Best embrace the suck. 167 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:17,986 Relax. Kyle, I already forgave you. Come on. 168 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:23,951 God, you are sweating like a pig. Come on. 169 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:26,703 You see the way she looked at me? 170 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,205 So what? 171 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,082 - I got to go. - Kyle. 172 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:12,749 How are you feeling, Kyle? 173 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:15,294 Kendra? 174 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:18,130 What are you doing here? 175 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:21,425 I'm here for everyone who just missed the beauty boat. 176 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:22,926 What? 177 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:26,305 And all the self-mutilating, tatted Frankenskanks. 178 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:27,473 It was a joke. 179 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:29,766 I didn't get it. 180 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,894 But pretty soon you will. 181 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:33,103 What? 182 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:35,981 You have a year to find someone to love you. 183 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,567 Before the tree blooms again. 184 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,739 When the spring flowers bloom again, the year is up. 185 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:45,866 What the... 186 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:49,578 And either the words "I love you" will release you from the spell 187 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,539 or stay like this forever. 188 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:53,624 Like what? 189 00:13:57,086 --> 00:14:07,596 No. 190 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:14,102 As aggressively unattractive outside as you are inside. 191 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,312 Wait. 192 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:20,192 You have a year to find someone to love you. 193 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:24,947 Or stay like this forever. Or stay like this forever. 194 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,908 Or stay like this forever. 195 00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:50,931 Dad? 196 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,350 Jesus, you scared me. 197 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:54,977 Don't turn on the light. 198 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,604 - Why? - Please. 199 00:14:58,439 --> 00:14:59,940 What is going on? 200 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,568 Why do you love me? 201 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,528 What kind of a question is that? 202 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:05,571 Just answer it. 203 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,573 Because you're my son. 204 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:08,657 But... 205 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,909 But do you believe in magic? 206 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:13,662 Magic? What the hell are you... Jesus! 207 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,334 Kyle? 208 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:24,256 His vision and hearing. 209 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:25,591 That's all you've got? 210 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:30,596 And, of course, his insides are just as normal as they were before, 211 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,390 but the skin won't change no matter what we do. 212 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:37,019 Now, what about skin grafts or face transplants? I mean, look at him. 213 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:39,479 Look at him! 214 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:44,318 He doesn't want to live life looking like this. We'd risk anything. 215 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:45,527 What? 216 00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:50,824 Kyle, we are going to find somebody else. 217 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:53,910 I'm not taking "no" from Dr. Crap-For-Brains. We'll fix this. 218 00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,330 Yeah, because we'd risk anything, including me dying. 219 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,665 No, that's not what I meant. It just came out that way. 220 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,209 Or did it come out because that is what you meant? 221 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:03,712 No. 222 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:14,097 Come on. I have a surprise for you. 223 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:20,103 What do you think, Kyle? 224 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:24,900 It's private, it's safe. People can't be spying all the time. 225 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:30,238 Plus, I'm thinking I might get you that motorcycle you've always wanted. 226 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,241 Where's your room? 227 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,286 It's right across the hall. 228 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:37,746 Don't worry. 229 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,415 I will take care of whatever you need. 230 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,419 Still need to get my stuff. 231 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,925 But we're still keeping the place in the city? 232 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,971 So I can crash there late nights if need be. 233 00:16:58,768 --> 00:16:59,768 Dad? 234 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:01,895 Yeah? 235 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:05,941 What is it? 236 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,153 Hey, hey. 237 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:22,666 Okay, I have a 4:00 call, so I will check in right after that. 238 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:26,503 And Zola's right here. Okay? 239 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:31,550 Okay. 240 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:28,940 Who are you? 241 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,193 Mary Poppins. 242 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,613 The tutor. 243 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:38,158 Your dad hired me. I'm supposed to move in today. 244 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,704 Tell my father he can carpe diem in hell. 245 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:46,124 Happy to. Meantime, how about you cage the rage 246 00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:49,419 and invite me in for a nice, hot bowl of dad-sucks? 247 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,922 Saw right through that one, huh, Oprah? 248 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,924 Yeah, it's a little gift I have. 249 00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:56,635 Especially since I can't actually see. 250 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,939 - Hi. I'm Will. - Come in. 251 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,234 I'll get Zola. She'll welcome you to hell. 252 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:16,863 Fix you up with your own bedroom, and explain what happened to me 253 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,825 and what I did to deserve this. 254 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,911 And please, please, hang with us. 255 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:27,666 Gouge the old man for everything he's worth. He deserves it. 256 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,170 You know what? Obviously, he forgot to spin the borderline hostile act 257 00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:35,173 of hiring a blind guy to tutor his creep-show son. 258 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:38,677 As for learning calculus, I think I'll take a pass. 259 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,433 Nice to meet you. 260 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:54,776 Sorry. Me come back later. 261 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:06,872 How old are your kids? 262 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,753 Sixteen, thirteen, ten. 263 00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,227 You just left them? 264 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,315 Can't get 'em green cards. 265 00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:35,317 But you left them. 266 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,448 Parents do what they do with what they know. 267 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:45,744 Them weren't very big when me leave 'em. 268 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,412 It was five years. 269 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,332 For my little one, that's half him life. 270 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:58,506 There's a hole in my heart. 271 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:04,179 So I know your father will come. 272 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:08,099 I don't think so. 273 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,619 Rob Kingson. Leave a message. 274 00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:29,329 It's me. 275 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,043 Could you do me a favor? 276 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:40,632 I know we were meant to be rescheduling for next week. 277 00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:44,177 Or maybe it was the week after. 278 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:45,804 But, 279 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,017 maybe we should... 280 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,230 Maybe we should not pretend anymore. 281 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,321 Sweet. 282 00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:41,419 Kendra. 283 00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:43,505 Kendra. Kendra. 284 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,256 I'm begging you. 285 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,842 Please make it end. Please! 286 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,469 I can't do that. 287 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:52,889 But I get it. I know what it's like to be ugly. 288 00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:54,933 So you got me. 289 00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,812 Five months is enough. I've learned my lesson. 290 00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:01,106 You learned nothing. 291 00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:04,484 Find someone who can see better than you can. 292 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:09,239 Seven more months for someone to say, "I love you." 293 00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:13,201 Please make this go away! 294 00:24:22,545 --> 00:24:23,545 Sloan? 295 00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:29,634 That sounded like Kyle, didn't it? 296 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,553 Weird. 297 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,055 I suck for not writing him back. 298 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,306 I suck more. 299 00:24:35,766 --> 00:24:40,145 Well, but honestly, with him gone, it's kind of a relief. 300 00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:43,439 Like, I always felt like I had to be on and mean, 301 00:24:43,524 --> 00:24:45,024 like really mean, 302 00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:47,735 to keep him entertained. 303 00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:51,823 I know what you mean. Let's just forget about him. 304 00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:54,909 Hey! 305 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:56,494 Sorry. 306 00:24:57,955 --> 00:25:00,290 And I'm sorry to spy on you 307 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,333 spying. 308 00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:07,088 Unbelievable. 309 00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:10,091 But it does sort of feel like the death of romance 310 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:13,011 unfolding before your very eyes, doesn't it? 311 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:14,679 Doesn't she have a boyfriend? 312 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:17,765 Yes. This is what I'm saying. 313 00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:21,686 What happened to romance? 314 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:25,857 Sappy, soppy, longhand love letters. 315 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:33,072 And you really, really don't have to keep listening to me, by the way. 316 00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:36,409 Thing is, you know that guy they're talking about? 317 00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:38,077 They're way off. 318 00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:42,540 And personally, I respect that he called things as he saw them. 319 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,460 Even if he did see them wrong. 320 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,838 - But do you know what it really was? - What? 321 00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:52,467 He was a shot of life. 322 00:26:38,681 --> 00:26:40,515 You're kidding, right? 323 00:26:48,774 --> 00:26:50,566 How do you do that? 324 00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:55,071 I went to this dance and some emo chick gave me a dart hex. 325 00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:56,155 Bite me. 326 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,035 Hey, now you're up, want to learn something? 327 00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:03,913 No. 328 00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:05,832 Be careful. 329 00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:08,376 Lose your smarts, blondes will be making jokes about you. 330 00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:20,596 My dad always said how much people like you 331 00:27:20,681 --> 00:27:23,766 is directly proportional to what you look like. 332 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:31,566 But they hated me. 333 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:38,281 High school unquestionably sucks ass. 334 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,493 You went to regular school? 335 00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:45,538 At 15, my friends lost their virginity. 336 00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:47,290 I lost my sight. 337 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:50,251 But, you know, living hell has its upside. 338 00:27:51,253 --> 00:27:52,837 Like better hearing? 339 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:55,923 Yeah. And chicks dig blind guys. 340 00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:58,384 Yeah. 341 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:02,472 Well, too bad they don't dig ugly guys. 342 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,100 How do you know? 343 00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:26,824 Defying expectations, Blindie keeps up his bitchin' sense of style. 344 00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:30,703 A holdover from my seeing days. 345 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:35,458 Point being, no matter what, how you look matters? 346 00:30:35,876 --> 00:30:39,921 Point being, it's not about how others look at me. 347 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:43,007 It's about how I look at myself. 348 00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:48,721 Mental Rubik's Cube, I know, but one day it'll make sense. 349 00:33:34,638 --> 00:33:35,638 Ass-wipe. 350 00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:38,307 You have the humor of a marmot. 351 00:33:39,768 --> 00:33:44,563 So, I heard someone sneaking in late last night. Where'd you go? 352 00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:48,776 Isn't the good thing about having no parents that you have no parents? 353 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:50,569 Get off my back. 354 00:33:51,655 --> 00:33:55,533 But, you know, since we last talked, I've been thinking, and... 355 00:33:57,119 --> 00:33:59,161 Is there any kind of eye operation? 356 00:33:59,246 --> 00:34:01,789 'Cause I saw, like, every doctor in the country. 357 00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:05,793 Miracle only, but thanks. 358 00:34:06,503 --> 00:34:08,546 So, where'd you go last night? 359 00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:11,757 I went to see about this girl. 360 00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:14,176 I'm so happy for you. 361 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:16,512 I didn't even talk to her. 362 00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:20,349 Baby steps. You think you might say, "Wassup?" 363 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:23,060 The benefit of you being blind 364 00:34:23,145 --> 00:34:26,147 is you can't see how I should so never say, "Wassup." 365 00:34:27,941 --> 00:34:29,316 Baby steps. 366 00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:31,777 We must celebrate. 367 00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:36,365 One, two, three. Wassup! 368 00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:37,616 Fore! 369 00:34:38,452 --> 00:34:42,580 One, two, three. Wassup! 370 00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:49,879 Wassup! 371 00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:21,660 Here's a sandwich, Ben. 372 00:35:21,745 --> 00:35:23,204 Thanks. 373 00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:25,206 How's your dad? Staying out of trouble? 374 00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:32,213 Dad, I'm home. 375 00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:33,839 Dad? 376 00:35:35,175 --> 00:35:36,300 Come on. 377 00:35:40,889 --> 00:35:42,097 Dad! 378 00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:52,316 I don't have it. 379 00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:55,778 Come on, just hook me up. 380 00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:01,033 Just another week. I just need a little more time. 381 00:36:01,117 --> 00:36:03,661 No, I'm not screwing around, you sorry-ass addict. 382 00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:04,995 Dad, not this again. 383 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,080 I'm sorry, Lindy. 384 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:08,415 Hey, shut up. And you get out of here. 385 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,459 Victor, please. We'll get you your money. 386 00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:13,838 Give me and my brother our money. 387 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:15,798 Dad! 388 00:36:17,759 --> 00:36:18,801 No! 389 00:37:07,309 --> 00:37:08,309 Where is she? 390 00:37:10,979 --> 00:37:12,813 You... You killed him. 391 00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:17,109 Your daughter for my brother. 392 00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:19,737 Someday, I'll find her. 393 00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:22,197 I wouldn't. 394 00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:24,533 What do you need? 395 00:37:26,620 --> 00:37:27,620 Come on, what do you want? 396 00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:33,167 I want her. 397 00:37:34,836 --> 00:37:35,920 I wanna protect her. 398 00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:37,171 I can protect her. 399 00:37:39,466 --> 00:37:40,466 Please. 400 00:37:41,134 --> 00:37:42,551 Did you hear him? 401 00:37:42,844 --> 00:37:45,387 If she stays with me, she'll be safe. 402 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:48,891 I don't know who you are. 403 00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:50,309 But if she leaves... 404 00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:52,061 If she leaves, 405 00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:55,105 cops will get these. 406 00:37:59,235 --> 00:38:01,820 No, it's just too twisted. 407 00:38:03,365 --> 00:38:05,282 So is killing a man. 408 00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:12,039 What's she gonna think of you? 409 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:28,889 Zola, remember, "Hunter," not "Kyle." "Hunter." 410 00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:33,560 Hello. I'm Zola. 411 00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:37,731 - Where is he? - You can go. 412 00:38:38,358 --> 00:38:40,401 - I'm not gonna just leave you here. - With some stranger? 413 00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:44,154 Son of an old friend. For your safety. 414 00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,323 Bullshit. And I can take care of myself. 415 00:38:46,408 --> 00:38:48,575 - I let you say goodbye. - There's no need. 416 00:38:49,411 --> 00:38:50,661 How am I gonna know you're okay? 417 00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:52,329 You're not. 418 00:38:52,414 --> 00:38:56,625 Deal is, I give up my life, my whole life, school, friends, everything. 419 00:38:56,793 --> 00:39:01,213 And in return, you don't come see me, don't call me, don't do anything. 420 00:39:02,132 --> 00:39:03,757 Just stay away. 421 00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:08,095 I screwed up. I keep screwing up. I know that. 422 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:12,599 - But I don't know what else to do. - You can leave. 423 00:39:28,241 --> 00:39:29,450 So I'm here, okay? 424 00:39:30,660 --> 00:39:31,952 Whoever you are. 425 00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:35,330 You come near me, I Taser your ass. 426 00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:47,009 So that makes two of us. 427 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:55,142 Forty-three, forty-seven, fifty-three, fifty-nine. 428 00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:57,227 I got you food. 429 00:39:57,312 --> 00:39:59,229 Call someone who gives. 430 00:40:06,988 --> 00:40:10,115 I'd really like to explain. 431 00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:13,535 Please come out. 432 00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:18,665 Inviting. 433 00:40:21,711 --> 00:40:22,711 What? 434 00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:31,905 This time go to Barneys, 435 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:35,868 get Manolos or whatever sick-expensive kind Sloan and her bimbots loved. 436 00:41:35,952 --> 00:41:38,996 Everything you say to me about her, everything I see, 437 00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:40,581 tells me she's not the kind... 438 00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:42,166 - Prada, then. ...to be bought. 439 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:46,003 - I'm not trying to buy her. - You are. And she'll hate that. 440 00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:49,840 So what then? 441 00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:52,134 What do you know about her? 442 00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:54,928 You must think about her. 443 00:41:55,096 --> 00:41:57,598 Me know you see who she is. 444 00:41:58,474 --> 00:41:59,474 Go on. 445 00:42:01,102 --> 00:42:02,102 Think. 446 00:42:10,778 --> 00:42:12,446 It's like you don't even know me. 447 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:15,741 This whole thing is all kinds of mess. It's just a bad scene. 448 00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:18,452 There's nothing remotely good and I miss everybody. 449 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:21,747 I miss being able to go out and get deli coffee whenever I want. 450 00:42:21,831 --> 00:42:24,958 And the clinic. And everything that made me me. 451 00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:26,543 No, it's way screwed up 452 00:42:26,628 --> 00:42:30,547 and he thinks he can give me a few presents and, like, that fixes everything. 453 00:42:30,632 --> 00:42:34,343 I know it's just for a little while, but I'm hating it. 454 00:42:34,427 --> 00:42:39,640 I hate missing school, hate my dad, just hate hating. 455 00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:41,099 And I know it's life or death, 456 00:42:41,226 --> 00:42:44,811 but I've been saving for that Machu Picchu trip for three years. 457 00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:47,981 You know, the first thing I did in my life just for me, 458 00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:49,983 just because I wanted to. 459 00:42:50,944 --> 00:42:56,823 "Lindy journeys to a wonder of the world and finally seizes her moment and..." 460 00:43:00,161 --> 00:43:01,703 Jesus! What's your problem? 461 00:43:02,121 --> 00:43:03,247 What's with the mask? 462 00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:04,414 I didn't want to freak you out. 463 00:43:04,749 --> 00:43:07,751 Sure. The ski mask didn't freak me out. 464 00:43:08,503 --> 00:43:11,755 I got you Jujyfruits. 465 00:43:16,052 --> 00:43:18,095 Can I ask you something? 466 00:43:18,179 --> 00:43:19,179 Why am I here? 467 00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:22,849 - Because you need to be protected. - But I can take care of myself. 468 00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:24,685 You don't even know me. 469 00:43:24,811 --> 00:43:26,353 But my dad and your dad... 470 00:43:26,521 --> 00:43:28,814 I know, his mysterious "friend from the past." 471 00:43:29,148 --> 00:43:31,149 He wanted someone they couldn't trace you to. 472 00:43:31,317 --> 00:43:34,820 He's scared out of his mind something will happen to you. 473 00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:37,114 Because of how much he loves you. 474 00:43:37,782 --> 00:43:41,451 Which he kept saying over and over. 475 00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:43,787 Really? 476 00:43:45,248 --> 00:43:46,581 Yeah. 477 00:43:49,502 --> 00:43:50,961 Thanks for the Jujyfruits. 478 00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:52,838 You're welcome. 479 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:03,473 The thinking thing killed. 480 00:44:03,558 --> 00:44:05,225 Killed. 481 00:44:26,873 --> 00:44:30,667 Dear Lindy. I've been thinking about letters recently. 482 00:44:30,752 --> 00:44:33,170 The real kind. Longhand. 483 00:44:33,254 --> 00:44:35,505 And how it's terrible that nobody's writing them anymore. 484 00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:39,509 And so I decided to start one to you today. 485 00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:43,805 Now, you're doing what? 486 00:44:43,890 --> 00:44:45,724 Seeing if I can build a greenhouse. 487 00:44:46,059 --> 00:44:47,768 She's very into roses. 488 00:44:48,186 --> 00:44:49,603 Each color means something different, you know? 489 00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:50,687 Yeah. 490 00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:53,023 Well, they all kind of mean, 491 00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:57,444 "I'm the guy who cries at chick-flicks and sleeps with stuffed animals." 492 00:45:02,325 --> 00:45:03,784 I'm not here. 493 00:45:12,335 --> 00:45:14,336 Hey. I'm Lindy. 494 00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:17,464 Hi. Will. A pleasure. 495 00:45:18,674 --> 00:45:20,592 - I heard the game. - You a Rangers fan? 496 00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:24,179 - Die-hard. - I knew it. Guys' gal. 497 00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:26,348 Guys' gal. 498 00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:30,143 - Why don't you join me? - Thanks. 499 00:45:30,228 --> 00:45:31,228 Sure. 500 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:34,356 What's with all the tools? 501 00:45:34,774 --> 00:45:37,359 It's Hunter's thing. It's a structure on the roof. 502 00:45:37,693 --> 00:45:38,902 Structure for what? 503 00:45:39,487 --> 00:45:42,989 You ever see the 1954 Devil Girl From Mars flick 504 00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:46,535 where they abduct virginal teenage girls for breeding stock? 505 00:45:50,456 --> 00:45:52,582 I'm just... It's a joke... Joke. 506 00:45:52,667 --> 00:45:55,836 Sorry. I haven't gotten out much. I'm losing my social graces. 507 00:45:56,337 --> 00:45:57,337 Rewind. 508 00:46:00,967 --> 00:46:03,009 Hi. Will. Pleasure. 509 00:46:03,511 --> 00:46:06,596 The building books belong to Hunter, 510 00:46:06,681 --> 00:46:10,600 an all-around, way-good guy who's contemplating building 511 00:46:11,727 --> 00:46:13,311 a greenhouse. 512 00:46:14,063 --> 00:46:15,522 A greenhouse? 513 00:46:15,982 --> 00:46:17,357 Yeah. 514 00:46:17,984 --> 00:46:18,984 Rad. 515 00:46:21,696 --> 00:46:23,363 Right? 516 00:47:22,798 --> 00:47:24,257 Very funny. 517 00:47:32,725 --> 00:47:35,602 So, are we ever gonna, like, really meet? 518 00:47:37,188 --> 00:47:39,022 - Like, now? - No. 519 00:47:39,190 --> 00:47:40,190 Okay. 520 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,156 You lived here your whole life? 521 00:47:48,241 --> 00:47:49,407 No. 522 00:47:49,492 --> 00:47:50,867 Pretty recently. 523 00:47:51,619 --> 00:47:55,580 I was living with my dad, but he's the kind of guy who can't really 524 00:47:55,665 --> 00:47:56,706 deal. 525 00:47:58,668 --> 00:48:01,086 I wouldn't know anything about that. 526 00:48:02,255 --> 00:48:03,463 And your mom? 527 00:48:07,426 --> 00:48:08,426 Mine's dead. 528 00:48:09,345 --> 00:48:10,345 I never knew her. 529 00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:13,890 So, no Mom. 530 00:48:14,058 --> 00:48:15,392 Screwed-up Dad. 531 00:48:15,810 --> 00:48:18,144 It's too bad we have nothing in common. 532 00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:24,609 What's with the Korean TV? 533 00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:27,946 You speak Korean? 534 00:48:29,323 --> 00:48:31,616 - Fluently. - Oh, really? 535 00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:32,867 What are they saying? 536 00:48:35,037 --> 00:48:36,580 "Bon appétit." 537 00:48:36,998 --> 00:48:38,665 She did not say, "Bon appétit." 538 00:48:39,667 --> 00:48:40,709 You speak Korean, too? 539 00:48:40,835 --> 00:48:42,836 Well, I don't like to show off, but yes. 540 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,630 And Koreans do not say, "Bon Appétit." 541 00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:48,174 - She said the Korean equivalent. - Which is what? 542 00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:54,180 "I hope you have a big appetite such that you scarf food and hurl chunks." 543 00:48:54,724 --> 00:48:56,141 No, that's the subjunctive. 544 00:48:57,184 --> 00:48:59,269 - I'll take Mom. You take Perm-Boy. - Game on. 545 00:49:02,189 --> 00:49:03,523 So, what's she saying now? 546 00:49:04,859 --> 00:49:07,944 "I love you, but when it comes to hair, you are a clueless wonder." 547 00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:12,032 I can tell you for a fact that is not what she said. 548 00:49:12,158 --> 00:49:14,242 What mom said was... 549 00:49:15,828 --> 00:49:17,037 D'oh! 550 00:49:24,003 --> 00:49:26,504 I hope Will isn't your Korean teacher. 551 00:49:28,049 --> 00:49:30,342 Do you... Do you miss school? 552 00:49:31,636 --> 00:49:33,303 Like a natural-born wonk. 553 00:49:33,721 --> 00:49:37,599 'Cause, I have classes if you want to come. 554 00:49:40,770 --> 00:49:43,355 Yes. I'd love to. 555 00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:46,524 - Tomorrow? - Sure. 556 00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:47,817 Well... 557 00:49:49,695 --> 00:49:50,654 Great. 558 00:49:50,738 --> 00:49:52,739 Well, I guess, good night, then. 559 00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:55,241 Hold up. 560 00:50:16,222 --> 00:50:18,223 Pretty gruesome, huh? 561 00:50:23,229 --> 00:50:24,270 I've seen worse. 562 00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:34,447 Yes! 563 00:51:06,689 --> 00:51:07,689 We're having school today, 564 00:51:07,773 --> 00:51:10,024 but you need to make it seem like we didn't just start 565 00:51:10,151 --> 00:51:12,152 and I need to look smart. 566 00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:13,820 Lindy's coming. 567 00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:17,866 Shut up. What are we studying? 568 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,994 Don't worry. I'll come up with something graphic and humiliating. 569 00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:23,705 No, no, no. I need to know what it is now. I need the answers in advance. 570 00:51:24,415 --> 00:51:25,623 That's called cheating. 571 00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:27,625 No, that's called trying to get a girl to like you 572 00:51:27,710 --> 00:51:30,044 while you look like the lead in a slasher flick. 573 00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:33,131 - Shakespeare sonnet. - Obvious. 574 00:51:33,299 --> 00:51:35,008 - E.E. Cummings. - Cliché. 575 00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:38,428 What's cliché is the guy liking school to impress the girl. 576 00:51:38,637 --> 00:51:41,264 What about the Frank O'Hara poem, Having a Coke with You? 577 00:51:42,308 --> 00:51:45,435 - How do you know that poem? - I Googled "modern poetry, impress girls." 578 00:51:48,063 --> 00:51:49,355 But I need smart things to say. 579 00:51:50,149 --> 00:51:51,816 Good luck with that. 580 00:51:52,610 --> 00:51:54,277 I need another thinking thing. 581 00:51:54,487 --> 00:51:57,238 Another thing Lindy will like. It's for this morning. Please don't ask. 582 00:51:57,323 --> 00:52:00,200 When my husband wanted me to marry him, he would weave me baskets. 583 00:52:00,409 --> 00:52:04,120 Yeah, I really don't think that's gonna work. What about chocolates? 584 00:52:04,413 --> 00:52:06,539 - Oh, no. - Come on. 585 00:52:06,832 --> 00:52:08,583 She will like it when you are being kind. 586 00:52:10,002 --> 00:52:11,336 Yeah, I suck at that. 587 00:52:11,545 --> 00:52:15,048 - When you're being yourself. - What, this self or the jerk I was? 588 00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:19,135 The man I know you to be. 589 00:53:03,806 --> 00:53:05,098 How'd you do it? 590 00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:08,601 I just figured it out. 591 00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:14,607 I love Having a Coke with You. 592 00:53:14,942 --> 00:53:16,442 - Shoot me now. - What? 593 00:53:17,945 --> 00:53:21,948 No, I mean, that's great that you know all about it 594 00:53:22,116 --> 00:53:23,950 and will have lots of smart things to say. 595 00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:27,287 Blind man climbing. 596 00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:30,498 - Could you just hang on a sec? Thanks. - Blind guy tripping. 597 00:53:33,294 --> 00:53:34,460 - You okay? - Peachy. 598 00:53:35,087 --> 00:53:37,463 Zola, thanks for getting these. And by the way, I'm up the creek. 599 00:53:38,173 --> 00:53:40,466 It turns out Having a Coke with You is one of Lindy's favorites. 600 00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:42,343 God, I'm looking forward to this class. 601 00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:46,180 - Here you go. - How'd you know? 602 00:53:46,307 --> 00:53:48,349 Deli coffee, very underrated. 603 00:53:48,934 --> 00:53:50,059 As I've always said. 604 00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:54,856 Long-time green thumb? 605 00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:56,941 No. No. 606 00:53:59,403 --> 00:54:03,448 Actually, my dad stuck me in this house so no one could see me. 607 00:54:03,616 --> 00:54:06,993 And I thought I'd take the ugly and shameful thing 608 00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:08,995 and turn it into something not. 609 00:54:13,959 --> 00:54:18,588 Of course, not everyone can necessarily see its beauty. 610 00:54:19,214 --> 00:54:21,007 Just read. 611 00:54:29,308 --> 00:54:30,934 "Having a Coke with You 612 00:54:31,018 --> 00:54:33,937 "is even more fun than going to San Sebastián, 613 00:54:35,105 --> 00:54:36,189 "Irún, 614 00:54:36,815 --> 00:54:38,358 "Hendaye, 615 00:54:39,193 --> 00:54:40,526 "Biarritz, 616 00:54:41,195 --> 00:54:42,195 "Bayonne 617 00:54:42,279 --> 00:54:47,367 "or being sick to my stomach on the Travessera de Gràcia in Barcelona 618 00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:49,869 "partly because in your orange shirt 619 00:54:50,329 --> 00:54:53,581 "you look like a better happier St. Sebastian 620 00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:56,668 "partly because of my love for you..." 621 00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:04,801 We be back, huh? 622 00:55:04,885 --> 00:55:08,888 Oh, yeah, we be back. We be back. Carry on. 623 00:55:18,899 --> 00:55:21,484 "...in the warm New York 4 o'clock light 624 00:55:21,902 --> 00:55:25,488 "we are drifting back and forth between each other 625 00:55:25,572 --> 00:55:29,117 "like a tree breathing through its spectacles..." 626 00:55:38,419 --> 00:55:44,632 "...and the portrait show seems to have no faces in it at all, just paint 627 00:55:44,925 --> 00:55:48,302 "you suddenly wonder why in the world anyone ever did them 628 00:55:48,470 --> 00:55:50,513 "I look at you 629 00:55:50,597 --> 00:55:55,101 "and I would rather look at you than all the portraits in the world" 630 00:56:22,004 --> 00:56:23,254 I need more time. 631 00:56:24,131 --> 00:56:27,550 - Magic can't be undone. - But I might have a shot if I had more time. 632 00:56:27,634 --> 00:56:29,427 Can't, sorry. 633 00:56:29,511 --> 00:56:32,388 Okay. I pissed you off. You wasted me. 634 00:56:32,848 --> 00:56:36,142 But there's got to be something you can do. Come on, help me. 635 00:56:36,268 --> 00:56:37,810 I can't. And I wouldn't. 636 00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:40,063 You still don't think about anyone but yourself. 637 00:56:43,150 --> 00:56:45,318 You're wrong. I do think about other people. 638 00:56:45,652 --> 00:56:47,236 I think about Lindy and what her life is like 639 00:56:47,321 --> 00:56:48,780 and I think about a woman who can't see her kids 640 00:56:48,864 --> 00:56:50,323 and a man who can't see, period. 641 00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:54,368 So he cares now? 642 00:56:56,622 --> 00:57:00,124 Yeah. 643 00:57:00,584 --> 00:57:02,710 Okay, I'll keep trying with Lindy. 644 00:57:02,961 --> 00:57:07,173 But please give Will his sight, Zola her family. 645 00:57:08,008 --> 00:57:10,843 It's the least they deserve after being trapped in this hell with me. 646 00:57:10,969 --> 00:57:12,220 I'll help them. 647 00:57:12,471 --> 00:57:14,806 If you succeed. 648 00:57:19,186 --> 00:57:20,186 And Kyle... 649 00:57:21,730 --> 00:57:23,689 Good luck. 650 00:57:32,991 --> 00:57:35,284 - I got your CDs. - Thanks. 651 00:57:50,843 --> 00:57:53,219 Just some guy at my old school. 652 00:57:53,762 --> 00:57:55,680 - Kind of a jerk, actually. - Really? 653 00:57:55,764 --> 00:57:59,976 Yeah, we were on this committee together, so that's why I have his picture. 654 00:58:00,185 --> 00:58:03,271 I mean, looks-wise, he doesn't suck. 655 00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:04,730 He knew it, too. 656 00:58:06,066 --> 00:58:09,068 Same old, same old, jerks are exciting and my type falls for 'em. 657 00:58:09,153 --> 00:58:12,655 - Did you fall for him? - Not that I fell for him. 658 00:58:14,658 --> 00:58:16,909 Every once in a while, you kind of remind me of him. 659 00:58:17,494 --> 00:58:21,038 Not that you're a jerk. 660 00:58:21,957 --> 00:58:24,542 Anyways, he disappeared. 661 00:58:25,586 --> 00:58:27,378 Rehab. 662 00:58:27,462 --> 00:58:29,172 It figures. 663 00:58:29,381 --> 00:58:31,716 The addict's daughter falls for the addict. 664 00:58:32,217 --> 00:58:34,427 So, you did fall for him? 665 00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:37,013 No. I mean, I just... I talked to him his last night. 666 00:58:37,764 --> 00:58:39,515 For, like, a minute. 667 00:58:39,808 --> 00:58:43,436 You know, the truly ridiculous thing is, I might have, kind of, sort of, 668 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:47,231 actually thought he, a little bit, liked me-ish. 669 00:58:48,317 --> 00:58:49,942 - Of course he did. - Oh, please. 670 00:58:50,194 --> 00:58:53,446 He was completely on the in and I was not, 671 00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:56,532 - am not. - That's why I like you. 672 00:58:58,994 --> 00:59:00,745 Yeah, well... 673 00:59:00,829 --> 00:59:01,829 Same. 674 00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:05,041 Anyways, being on the in isn't all that. 675 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:08,252 Isn't that what people on the out say to make each other feel better? 676 00:59:08,629 --> 00:59:12,632 Yeah. But it also happens to be true. 677 00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:17,345 Something about him. 678 00:59:17,429 --> 00:59:19,305 What? 679 00:59:19,389 --> 00:59:22,892 Underneath all the bullshit was... I don't know. 680 00:59:24,061 --> 00:59:25,144 What? 681 00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:26,896 Good. 682 00:59:27,814 --> 00:59:29,023 Good? 683 00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:32,401 So... 684 00:59:33,153 --> 00:59:34,654 I mean, are you still into him? 685 00:59:35,364 --> 00:59:38,407 Like you said, you don't want to be the girl who falls for jerks. 686 00:59:38,575 --> 00:59:40,826 - Yeah, but he's not... - Right. 687 00:59:40,953 --> 00:59:43,871 - He's a decent guy at heart. - That's what I'm thinking. 688 00:59:44,081 --> 00:59:46,499 But still kind of wrong. 689 00:59:47,334 --> 00:59:49,001 Yeah. 690 00:59:49,962 --> 00:59:51,545 I don't know. 691 00:59:51,672 --> 00:59:54,173 You know, that something underneath, 692 00:59:54,258 --> 00:59:57,510 it's catnip for sappy tools like me. 693 00:59:58,262 --> 01:00:00,513 To be the one who uncovers it. 694 01:00:09,022 --> 01:00:11,482 Do you want to go somewhere with me? 695 01:00:23,370 --> 01:00:27,623 Usually, if I'm out this time of night, I'm looking for my dad, 696 01:00:27,708 --> 01:00:30,793 - mace in hand, counting by primes. - Counting? 697 01:00:30,919 --> 01:00:33,254 It keeps me from getting scared. 698 01:00:36,842 --> 01:00:41,262 - Fortunately, scary guy's right next to you. - So there's that. 699 01:00:43,724 --> 01:00:47,893 - What about when people see you? - They don't. I got it down. 700 01:00:48,812 --> 01:00:50,896 I was good at blending in, too. 701 01:00:53,984 --> 01:00:54,984 This way. 702 01:00:57,195 --> 01:01:01,907 - You taking me to the park? - You'll see. Come on. 703 01:01:04,828 --> 01:01:06,912 - The zoo? - Yup. 704 01:01:09,624 --> 01:01:11,542 Hear that? 705 01:01:11,793 --> 01:01:13,627 The animals. 706 01:01:14,713 --> 01:01:16,339 Water lapping. 707 01:01:18,300 --> 01:01:22,136 In some nearby street, a man is whispering... 708 01:01:22,220 --> 01:01:23,679 "I love you." 709 01:01:28,101 --> 01:01:29,101 Do you hear that? 710 01:01:32,105 --> 01:01:33,105 What? 711 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:36,150 Somewhere there's a baboon scratching his ass. 712 01:02:00,008 --> 01:02:03,886 - Why are we here? - This place is important to me. 713 01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:24,657 It's still here. 714 01:02:25,659 --> 01:02:26,992 What is it? 715 01:02:28,286 --> 01:02:30,538 When I was in kindergarten, 716 01:02:30,664 --> 01:02:33,207 my dad offered to take me anywhere I wanted. 717 01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:35,918 We came to the zoo. 718 01:02:37,504 --> 01:02:40,131 He bought me all the toys and candy I wanted. 719 01:02:41,341 --> 01:02:45,219 And at the end of the day, he told me my mother had left. 720 01:02:47,639 --> 01:02:49,640 I haven't seen her since. 721 01:02:55,063 --> 01:02:59,191 After he told me, I ran away and hid in here. And saw this movie. 722 01:03:04,656 --> 01:03:08,951 It's about this mother elephant whose two babies die. 723 01:03:09,035 --> 01:03:10,953 Plague or something. 724 01:03:15,375 --> 01:03:20,713 She misses them so much that when she's migrating back a year later, 725 01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:23,299 a year later, 726 01:03:25,260 --> 01:03:28,387 she finds her babies' bones. 727 01:03:32,350 --> 01:03:34,393 Can you imagine that love? 728 01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:37,813 No. 729 01:03:47,199 --> 01:03:49,700 I never brought anyone here before. 730 01:04:08,553 --> 01:04:10,054 Seven. 731 01:04:10,805 --> 01:04:12,014 Eight. 732 01:04:13,016 --> 01:04:14,016 Nine. 733 01:04:15,352 --> 01:04:16,352 Ten. 734 01:04:17,604 --> 01:04:19,104 Eleven. 735 01:04:20,023 --> 01:04:21,023 Twelve. 736 01:04:23,610 --> 01:04:25,778 It feels like I've known you forever. 737 01:04:29,449 --> 01:04:30,449 Thirteen. 738 01:04:31,952 --> 01:04:33,619 Fourteen. 739 01:04:34,621 --> 01:04:36,205 Fifteen. 740 01:04:36,289 --> 01:04:37,998 The sun's coming up. 741 01:04:49,844 --> 01:04:52,137 I think... 742 01:04:54,015 --> 01:04:55,766 I think I love you. 743 01:05:58,163 --> 01:06:00,205 Maybe I should let her go. 744 01:06:00,373 --> 01:06:04,877 - At least she'll be safe in Machu Picchu. - She has been jonesing for that trip forever, 745 01:06:05,003 --> 01:06:06,170 even without being stuck here. 746 01:06:06,254 --> 01:06:10,716 - But every day, she like you more and more. - But not the way I like her. 747 01:06:11,468 --> 01:06:13,636 - Move your hands. My turn. - Sorry. 748 01:06:14,471 --> 01:06:18,140 I don't stand a chance. She's still talking about running away. 749 01:06:22,228 --> 01:06:24,313 And I know you guys want out, too. 750 01:06:24,564 --> 01:06:26,440 - Desperately. - No. 751 01:06:26,608 --> 01:06:30,152 Kidding. Kidding. Look, even if she does go on this trip, 752 01:06:30,236 --> 01:06:33,405 you still have a couple days to ratchet up the romance quotient. 753 01:06:33,573 --> 01:06:36,075 Just try to put yourself in her shoes. 754 01:06:36,284 --> 01:06:38,577 This is all so strange for her, 755 01:06:38,745 --> 01:06:40,954 but me know she'll say those words, "I love you." 756 01:06:42,749 --> 01:06:45,084 It's just the year is almost up. 757 01:06:46,586 --> 01:06:49,546 Just take her to whatever bad-boy country house Daddy's got. 758 01:06:49,923 --> 01:06:51,006 Daddy don't got. 759 01:06:54,094 --> 01:06:55,344 Just the lake cottage. 760 01:06:56,930 --> 01:06:59,348 Just the... 761 01:06:59,432 --> 01:07:02,810 Oh, for Christ's sake. Would you buy a fricking vowel? Go! 762 01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:22,222 Seriously? 763 01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:26,769 After you. 764 01:08:37,530 --> 01:08:41,074 So, are you dying of boredom yet? 765 01:08:42,744 --> 01:08:44,036 No. 766 01:08:45,997 --> 01:08:49,500 It must have been so great as a kid coming out here. 767 01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:53,462 My dad got bad reception down at the lake. 768 01:08:54,214 --> 01:08:56,965 He could only take it for about forty-five minutes. 769 01:08:58,051 --> 01:09:00,594 But those forty-five minutes, 770 01:09:00,762 --> 01:09:02,304 they were awesome. 771 01:09:07,018 --> 01:09:09,102 My dad was a teacher. 772 01:09:09,229 --> 01:09:11,814 You know, before my mom died 773 01:09:12,816 --> 01:09:14,566 and he lost it. 774 01:09:14,692 --> 01:09:16,485 Do you miss him? 775 01:09:16,611 --> 01:09:18,237 Not right now. 776 01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:21,532 In the past few months, 777 01:09:21,741 --> 01:09:23,909 living away from my dad, 778 01:09:24,452 --> 01:09:27,996 not spending every second worrying about him, 779 01:09:28,414 --> 01:09:31,083 I mean, not trying to fix everything for him, 780 01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:34,586 just not totally losing myself. 781 01:09:34,838 --> 01:09:39,007 That's why I wanted to go away on that trip in the first place. 782 01:09:40,677 --> 01:09:43,262 I guess this cage set me free. 783 01:09:45,431 --> 01:09:46,640 Is that a "thank you"? 784 01:09:48,810 --> 01:09:50,102 Let's go down to the lake. 785 01:09:50,770 --> 01:09:51,770 Okay. 786 01:10:12,458 --> 01:10:16,295 - I've been writing something for you. - What is it? 787 01:10:17,005 --> 01:10:18,297 A letter. 788 01:10:37,817 --> 01:10:40,485 I'm sorry. This ring is only... 789 01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:42,404 Hello. 790 01:10:44,115 --> 01:10:45,866 Which hospital? 791 01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:48,744 Okay, I'll call you back. 792 01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:55,584 My father OD'd. 793 01:10:59,005 --> 01:11:00,339 You have to go to him. 794 01:11:13,144 --> 01:11:14,227 All aboard! 795 01:11:27,825 --> 01:11:28,992 - Thank you. - Go, go, go! 796 01:11:29,077 --> 01:11:30,202 - I'll call you. - He's gonna be fine. 797 01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:32,663 Okay, I'll call you. And as soon as he's better, I'll come back. 798 01:11:32,747 --> 01:11:35,040 - Yeah. - And everything will be all right. 799 01:11:36,334 --> 01:11:37,876 And Hunter... 800 01:11:38,586 --> 01:11:39,711 Yeah? 801 01:11:43,549 --> 01:11:45,634 You're a good friend. 802 01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:08,240 Don't. Don't read that. 803 01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:12,577 Don't read that! 804 01:12:17,041 --> 01:12:21,378 "Dear Lindy. I've been thinking about letters recently. 805 01:12:21,546 --> 01:12:23,922 "The real kind. Longhand. 806 01:12:24,048 --> 01:12:27,092 "And how it's terrible that nobody's writing them anymore. 807 01:12:27,176 --> 01:12:30,762 "And so I decided to start one to you today. 808 01:12:30,930 --> 01:12:33,098 "And I'm going to write to you every day 809 01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:37,394 "for a long, long, long time 810 01:12:37,478 --> 01:12:42,816 "because I think I might be in danger 811 01:12:43,609 --> 01:12:46,611 "of falling in love with you." 812 01:12:54,829 --> 01:12:58,790 Hey, it's me. My dad is gonna be okay, 813 01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:03,045 but I really want to talk to you about your letter. 814 01:13:03,212 --> 01:13:05,964 Where are you? 815 01:13:06,049 --> 01:13:09,092 Look, I don't understand. You wrote me this letter. 816 01:13:09,260 --> 01:13:11,178 Why won't you call me back? 817 01:13:11,262 --> 01:13:13,096 Because I'm "a good friend." 818 01:13:13,264 --> 01:13:15,223 What's going on? 819 01:13:16,517 --> 01:13:18,310 Hunter. 820 01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:37,871 - I'm out of time. - Call her back. 821 01:13:38,331 --> 01:13:40,749 - Why, because I'm "a good friend?" - Yup. 822 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,376 And not calling her back, what good that do, huh? 823 01:13:44,295 --> 01:13:47,506 She even called me. Why won't you talk to her? 824 01:13:47,590 --> 01:13:51,551 The last time I talked to her, she told me she was hurt. 825 01:13:51,677 --> 01:13:55,430 And "hurt" is girl-speak for, "Call now, bonehead." 826 01:13:57,183 --> 01:14:01,478 She don't know what to do, so she go back to school to go on the trip. 827 01:14:42,228 --> 01:14:43,728 Lindy. 828 01:14:51,404 --> 01:14:52,404 What are you doing here? 829 01:14:52,697 --> 01:14:54,239 I had to see you before you left. 830 01:14:54,490 --> 01:14:56,032 - You wrote me that letter. - I know. 831 01:14:56,117 --> 01:14:57,742 And then you didn't call me back. 832 01:14:57,994 --> 01:15:00,328 - I'm sorry. - You knew what was going on with me. 833 01:15:00,413 --> 01:15:01,580 - I was being dumb. - Yeah, Hunter... 834 01:15:01,706 --> 01:15:03,707 - I just was scared that you didn't... - Didn't what? 835 01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:04,958 Love me. 836 01:15:08,921 --> 01:15:12,424 And I didn't think you could. Because of how ugly I am. 837 01:15:17,638 --> 01:15:20,974 And I should have known better, that that's not who you are. 838 01:15:24,770 --> 01:15:27,230 You took one look at me 839 01:15:27,315 --> 01:15:29,191 and still said you'd seen worse. 840 01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:33,820 Somehow, 841 01:15:35,072 --> 01:15:37,199 when I'm around you, 842 01:15:40,494 --> 01:15:42,829 I don't feel ugly at all. 843 01:15:45,124 --> 01:15:47,792 It's because you're not. 844 01:16:24,622 --> 01:16:29,084 Attention all students. The Machu Picchu bus is leaving now. 845 01:16:31,963 --> 01:16:32,963 Go. 846 01:16:33,589 --> 01:16:35,131 You deserve it. 847 01:16:45,685 --> 01:16:48,186 Nothing's gonna change while you're gone. 848 01:16:49,647 --> 01:16:51,690 That I can promise. 849 01:17:05,037 --> 01:17:14,379 Go. 850 01:17:23,723 --> 01:17:24,806 Hunter. 851 01:17:29,061 --> 01:17:30,854 I love you. 852 01:18:00,259 --> 01:18:01,259 I love you. 853 01:18:05,389 --> 01:18:08,641 Kyle. 854 01:18:18,736 --> 01:18:20,111 I love you. 855 01:18:42,802 --> 01:18:43,885 Hunter! 856 01:18:45,262 --> 01:18:46,262 Kyle! 857 01:18:47,014 --> 01:18:49,474 Sorry, I'm looking for someone. I don't mean to be rude. 858 01:18:49,558 --> 01:18:50,767 - I get it. - Thanks. 859 01:18:50,851 --> 01:18:52,310 And sometime, you'll tell me what happened to you. 860 01:18:52,395 --> 01:18:54,187 - I met someone. - That's great. 861 01:18:54,271 --> 01:18:56,147 She reminds me of you. 862 01:18:56,482 --> 01:18:57,649 And she showed me that love can change you. 863 01:18:57,733 --> 01:18:59,317 - Hunter! - Do you think love can change you? 864 01:18:59,443 --> 01:19:00,443 Of course. 865 01:19:00,528 --> 01:19:01,986 Then you'll believe the story I'm about to tell you. 866 01:19:02,071 --> 01:19:03,154 Where is he? 867 01:19:03,239 --> 01:19:05,698 It's about a guy, good-looking on the outside, 868 01:19:05,783 --> 01:19:07,075 ugly on the inside. 869 01:19:07,159 --> 01:19:11,371 - And there's a curse. Love changes him. - Everyone knows that story. 870 01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:14,541 What if it wasn't a story? 871 01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:16,042 What if it were true? 872 01:19:16,210 --> 01:19:18,002 What? 873 01:19:53,247 --> 01:19:57,375 Can you imagine that love? 874 01:20:03,215 --> 01:20:04,632 Can you? 875 01:20:10,723 --> 01:20:11,723 Yeah. 876 01:20:27,239 --> 01:20:28,490 It's you. 877 01:20:57,603 --> 01:21:04,776 Wake up. 878 01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:07,904 Wake up. Wake up. 879 01:21:12,034 --> 01:21:14,118 It's a dream, right? 880 01:21:15,412 --> 01:21:17,121 It must be. 881 01:21:19,291 --> 01:21:21,334 But happy. 882 01:21:21,835 --> 01:21:23,461 Very damn happy. 883 01:21:27,550 --> 01:21:30,760 Mr. Kingson, your new intern is coming up in the elevator. 884 01:21:30,844 --> 01:21:33,972 - I thought you might want to meet her. - Just as long as she's easy on the eyes. 885 01:21:34,056 --> 01:21:37,934 - Well, she's a bit odd looking. - No dog faces, no dumpy frumps. 886 01:21:38,018 --> 01:21:40,603 But her reference said no matter what you throw her way, 887 01:21:40,688 --> 01:21:42,355 she can always work magic.