1 00:00:32,850 --> 00:00:35,405 BEASTLY 2 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:24,105 And the next candidate for Buckston High School 3 00:01:24,182 --> 00:01:26,810 Green Committee President, Kyle Kingson. 4 00:01:34,292 --> 00:01:36,123 True or false... 5 00:01:37,195 --> 00:01:41,131 You are an aggressively unattractive person. 6 00:01:41,199 --> 00:01:44,828 Hatchet face, face-ache, face like burnt Lego? 7 00:01:46,204 --> 00:01:49,037 Or did you only just miss the beautiful. 8 00:01:49,407 --> 00:01:53,434 Any which way, best embrace the suck. 9 00:01:53,911 --> 00:01:55,344 Beautiful people get it better. 10 00:01:56,114 --> 00:01:58,344 That's just the way it is. 11 00:02:07,058 --> 00:02:11,462 So... what does this got to do 12 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,327 with running for Green Committee President? 13 00:02:14,365 --> 00:02:16,799 Not much. Except... 14 00:02:17,368 --> 00:02:20,496 you'll never elect me 'cause of my commitment to the environment. 15 00:02:21,372 --> 00:02:24,500 I don't have one. I want this for my transcript. 16 00:02:24,976 --> 00:02:26,409 But what you got to ask yourselves is, 17 00:02:26,477 --> 00:02:30,208 should you vote for me just because I'm the rich, popular, 18 00:02:30,882 --> 00:02:33,715 good-looking guy with the famous dad? 19 00:02:34,685 --> 00:02:37,017 And the answer is, hell yes. 20 00:03:00,811 --> 00:03:03,177 Palm of your hand, man, palm of your hand. 21 00:03:03,247 --> 00:03:05,374 Stellar Angels in America essay. 22 00:03:05,449 --> 00:03:08,475 I appreciate all the extra time you spent with me, Mr. Bernstein. 23 00:03:08,953 --> 00:03:10,079 You hate that teacher's guts. 24 00:03:10,154 --> 00:03:12,384 Whatever it takes, 'til the college recs are in. 25 00:03:12,456 --> 00:03:13,889 Speech killed. 26 00:03:13,958 --> 00:03:16,791 Speaking of killing, you see that ball-biting, voodoo-tatted slut. 27 00:03:16,861 --> 00:03:18,988 But really, who gives? Stick to my mantra, 28 00:03:19,063 --> 00:03:20,291 steer clear of the witch. 29 00:03:20,364 --> 00:03:22,389 I'll put it out of your head later. 30 00:03:26,470 --> 00:03:27,596 What the... 31 00:03:39,984 --> 00:03:41,008 Maybe it's just me, 32 00:03:41,085 --> 00:03:42,814 but shouldn't whoever runs the Green Committee 33 00:03:42,887 --> 00:03:44,514 actually care about things green? 34 00:03:46,691 --> 00:03:49,626 Or be green, like the rest of your facially disabled coven? 35 00:03:49,694 --> 00:03:51,127 Throw it to someone deserving. 36 00:03:51,696 --> 00:03:53,027 Lindy Taylor's only going for Treasurer 37 00:03:53,097 --> 00:03:54,826 because she knew she couldn't win President against you. 38 00:03:54,899 --> 00:03:55,729 No, no, no. I... 39 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,826 But I think we're all hoping that in the privacy of the voting booth 40 00:03:58,903 --> 00:04:02,066 your bandwagoneers will stop fearing for their social lives 41 00:04:02,139 --> 00:04:03,868 and make the right choice. 42 00:04:04,342 --> 00:04:06,173 And might I just add 43 00:04:06,844 --> 00:04:09,870 looks are important to you. 44 00:04:10,248 --> 00:04:11,681 They're important to everyone. 45 00:04:11,749 --> 00:04:13,376 Except you, clearly. 46 00:04:19,156 --> 00:04:22,387 Appreciate the smear campaign and kudos to you and 47 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,894 your bitchcrafty friend for staging a little coup, 48 00:04:24,962 --> 00:04:26,395 but if you wanted Prez, you shoulda had... 49 00:04:26,464 --> 00:04:28,091 Actually, I don't want Prez, 50 00:04:28,165 --> 00:04:30,690 I don't know Kendra and I don't let others speak for me. 51 00:04:30,768 --> 00:04:34,295 But maybe that's just me being the defensive scholarship kid. So, 52 00:04:34,372 --> 00:04:35,600 best of luck tomorrow. 53 00:04:36,073 --> 00:04:38,906 And it's nice to finally meet you after three years. 54 00:05:00,598 --> 00:05:01,530 How are you? 55 00:05:02,933 --> 00:05:03,865 Not bad. 56 00:05:08,139 --> 00:05:09,265 Elections today. 57 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:10,572 Great. 58 00:05:11,342 --> 00:05:13,071 No, not you. I was talking to my son. 59 00:05:13,144 --> 00:05:15,578 - Did us proud. - Yeah, all right. 60 00:05:16,047 --> 00:05:17,981 Experimented with fireworks too. 61 00:05:18,049 --> 00:05:21,883 Terrific. Uh, wait, hold on. Jill, I got to go. 62 00:05:22,253 --> 00:05:25,086 Hey, I'm sorry, Jill got canned. 63 00:05:25,856 --> 00:05:28,086 Yeah, it's probably the way the baby ten looked on camera. 64 00:05:28,759 --> 00:05:31,091 And she's a big-boned girl to begin with. 65 00:05:31,462 --> 00:05:33,396 People like people who look good. 66 00:05:33,464 --> 00:05:36,092 Anyone who says otherwise is dumb or ugly. 67 00:05:38,169 --> 00:05:40,296 - Who's Jill? - I told you about her. 68 00:05:40,371 --> 00:05:41,395 I don't think so. 69 00:05:42,173 --> 00:05:44,004 And I know this because the last time we had a conversation 70 00:05:44,075 --> 00:05:46,305 that lasted more than five minutes was sophomore year. 71 00:05:46,377 --> 00:05:48,902 I hear you. Why don't you leave me alone? 72 00:05:48,979 --> 00:05:51,413 When I told you I had brain cancer. 73 00:05:58,589 --> 00:06:02,650 And? Oh, shoot. Hang on. 74 00:06:02,727 --> 00:06:03,659 Rob Kingson. 75 00:06:12,236 --> 00:06:13,168 What? 76 00:06:13,537 --> 00:06:16,563 Nothing. I say good night. 77 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:19,268 Why, 'cause you need to get home to your sixteen children? 78 00:06:19,343 --> 00:06:22,574 My three children live in Jamaica with their father, which you know. 79 00:06:23,647 --> 00:06:24,978 Do me a favor. 80 00:06:25,649 --> 00:06:26,877 Save the sob stories 81 00:06:26,951 --> 00:06:29,283 for your heart-to-hearts with Mr. Clean. 82 00:06:29,954 --> 00:06:31,387 You no vex me, 83 00:06:31,756 --> 00:06:33,087 you stoosh ginnygog. 84 00:06:34,558 --> 00:06:38,494 And next year's president, Kyle Kingson. 85 00:06:49,173 --> 00:06:51,698 Josh Black, please report to the principal's office. 86 00:06:56,580 --> 00:06:58,912 Don't think it was a landslide, if it makes you feel better. 87 00:06:58,983 --> 00:06:59,915 And... and I'm sorry. 88 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:01,417 Is bullshit one word or two? 89 00:07:01,485 --> 00:07:02,952 No, it's not... And I want to make it up to you. 90 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:05,648 I get two Green Party VIP passes. 91 00:07:05,723 --> 00:07:09,250 Scores you greenroom access, that kinda thing. Want one? 92 00:07:11,028 --> 00:07:13,553 - What's the catch? - No catch. 93 00:07:13,631 --> 00:07:16,657 - So I'd be like, going with you? - Yeah. 94 00:07:17,435 --> 00:07:18,367 What about your girl friend? 95 00:07:18,736 --> 00:07:21,068 Deep-fried Barbie doll, she dumped me last night. 96 00:07:21,138 --> 00:07:23,663 Hey, I don't know what game this is, but I'll play. 97 00:07:23,741 --> 00:07:24,466 Really? 98 00:07:24,542 --> 00:07:26,876 Everyone deserves a second chance. 99 00:07:26,944 --> 00:07:30,277 Besides, you know what they say about me, don't you? 100 00:07:30,648 --> 00:07:32,081 Vicious gossip. 101 00:07:32,149 --> 00:07:35,175 And only idiots screw with witches. 102 00:07:36,153 --> 00:07:37,279 Careful now. 103 00:07:50,067 --> 00:07:52,001 Tell me you did not get a cheap-ass rose. 104 00:07:52,770 --> 00:07:54,294 Them no have the orchid. 105 00:07:54,371 --> 00:07:55,395 They didn't have it? 106 00:07:55,473 --> 00:07:57,202 I told you two weeks ago to order it. 107 00:07:57,274 --> 00:07:59,003 You tell me yesterday, 108 00:08:00,177 --> 00:08:01,201 But listen. 109 00:08:03,914 --> 00:08:07,645 "A symbol of humility, the white rose also say, 110 00:08:07,718 --> 00:08:10,346 'I am loyal and worthy of you.'" 111 00:08:17,528 --> 00:08:19,052 WTF(What tje fuck)? 112 00:08:19,430 --> 00:08:21,261 And it also means I am loyal and worthy of you. 113 00:08:21,332 --> 00:08:22,959 - Go blow a goat. - I'm sorry. 114 00:08:23,033 --> 00:08:24,466 The orchid was this year's yellow ribbon. 115 00:08:24,535 --> 00:08:25,968 It was a political statement. 116 00:08:26,036 --> 00:08:28,766 Thanks for making me look like an insensitive bitch. 117 00:08:34,445 --> 00:08:35,776 I mean does it suck so bad? 118 00:08:36,146 --> 00:08:38,376 No, it's... badass. 119 00:08:42,353 --> 00:08:44,378 Did I ever congratulate you on treasurer? 120 00:08:44,455 --> 00:08:48,289 I probably never apologized for my aholian election behavior either. 121 00:08:48,359 --> 00:08:50,088 Well... two weeks ago was the first and last time 122 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:51,286 you spoke to me in three years. 123 00:08:51,362 --> 00:08:52,795 So, um... no. 124 00:08:53,264 --> 00:08:56,097 Sorry on all counts. 125 00:08:56,467 --> 00:08:57,491 Got to slave here all night? 126 00:08:57,568 --> 00:08:58,796 Slaving all year. 127 00:08:58,869 --> 00:08:59,801 Work-study? 128 00:08:59,870 --> 00:09:02,338 Yeah. I'm saving for the Machu Picchu trip. 129 00:09:03,007 --> 00:09:04,634 But my shift's almost over. 130 00:09:04,708 --> 00:09:06,232 Just in time for the real fun. 131 00:09:06,310 --> 00:09:07,641 Yeah, right. 132 00:09:07,711 --> 00:09:09,838 She blows it off. Too cool for school? 133 00:09:10,214 --> 00:09:11,545 Definitely not. Just... 134 00:09:11,615 --> 00:09:13,048 Not your thing. 135 00:09:13,417 --> 00:09:16,352 That, and... well, that. 136 00:09:17,521 --> 00:09:19,853 What can I say? I'm substance over style. 137 00:09:19,924 --> 00:09:21,255 A dying breed. 138 00:09:21,325 --> 00:09:22,758 It's never too late to join. 139 00:09:22,826 --> 00:09:24,760 Think I already drank the kool-aid. 140 00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:26,255 Always hope. 141 00:09:29,533 --> 00:09:31,763 - Take a picture with me. - What? 142 00:09:32,736 --> 00:09:33,964 School newspaper. 143 00:09:38,442 --> 00:09:40,467 But I'll need to approve it before it runs. 144 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:42,077 Hold up. 145 00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:44,876 - What else'll I do with it? - "I'm worthy of you." 146 00:09:45,649 --> 00:09:46,581 What? 147 00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:50,177 What white roses mean. 148 00:09:51,255 --> 00:09:52,779 Lamecore, I know. 149 00:09:52,856 --> 00:09:55,689 And obviously not what I, uh, thought you meant. 150 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:57,484 No, it's just... 151 00:10:34,798 --> 00:10:36,026 See you later. 152 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:37,431 Don't be a stranger. 153 00:10:38,402 --> 00:10:40,632 - What's with her? - Pity mack. 154 00:10:41,605 --> 00:10:44,335 Cause you got a flesh-eater at 4 o'clock. 155 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:48,337 And here we go. 156 00:10:52,516 --> 00:10:54,746 You actually bought it. 157 00:10:54,818 --> 00:10:56,547 You bought that I'd hook up with you 158 00:10:57,121 --> 00:11:00,352 the self-mutilated, tatted Frankenskank 159 00:11:00,424 --> 00:11:04,087 who publicly humiliated me, almost cost me the election? 160 00:11:04,161 --> 00:11:05,685 No dice, sunshine. 161 00:11:06,363 --> 00:11:09,389 But hey, you can buy a ticket. 162 00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:12,397 Or here's a secret. 163 00:11:12,469 --> 00:11:15,495 Sometimes they let you in just 'cause you're eye candy. 164 00:11:16,373 --> 00:11:17,601 She eye-candy? 165 00:11:17,975 --> 00:11:19,909 Rules are she needs a ticket. 166 00:11:20,878 --> 00:11:23,608 Ah well, que sera, sera. 167 00:11:23,681 --> 00:11:27,310 Spanish for sucks to be an ugly cow. 168 00:11:28,085 --> 00:11:30,610 I only came to give you a second chance. 169 00:11:31,088 --> 00:11:32,817 - Guess I blew it. - I guess so. 170 00:11:32,890 --> 00:11:33,822 But Kyle? 171 00:11:35,092 --> 00:11:37,720 Best embrace the suck. 172 00:12:15,165 --> 00:12:18,293 Relax. Kyle, I already forgave you. Come on. 173 00:12:19,570 --> 00:12:21,697 God, you're sweating like a pig. 174 00:12:25,876 --> 00:12:27,400 You see the way she looked at me? 175 00:12:27,478 --> 00:12:28,410 So what? 176 00:12:29,279 --> 00:12:30,303 - I got to go. - Kyle. 177 00:13:11,555 --> 00:13:12,988 How are you feeling, Kyle? 178 00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:18,189 Kendra? What're you doing here? 179 00:13:18,262 --> 00:13:21,698 I'm here for everyone who just missed the beauty boat. 180 00:13:22,266 --> 00:13:23,198 What? 181 00:13:23,467 --> 00:13:26,402 And all the self-mutilating, tatted Frankenskanks. 182 00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:27,596 It was a joke. 183 00:13:28,672 --> 00:13:29,798 I didn't get it. 184 00:13:30,174 --> 00:13:32,802 But pretty soon, you will. 185 00:13:33,277 --> 00:13:35,905 You have a year to find someone to love you. 186 00:13:36,580 --> 00:13:38,707 Before the tree blooms again. 187 00:13:41,485 --> 00:13:43,919 When the spring flowers bloom again, the year is up, 188 00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:49,817 And either the words "I love you" will release you from the spell 189 00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:52,828 or stay like this forever. 190 00:13:52,896 --> 00:13:53,828 Like what? 191 00:13:57,301 --> 00:13:58,233 No! 192 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,468 No! 193 00:14:06,743 --> 00:14:07,675 No! 194 00:14:10,247 --> 00:14:14,183 As aggressively unattractive outside as you are inside. 195 00:14:14,251 --> 00:14:15,183 Wait! 196 00:14:17,254 --> 00:14:20,087 You have a year to find someone to love you. 197 00:14:21,258 --> 00:14:25,285 Or stay like this forever. 198 00:14:50,087 --> 00:14:51,019 Dad. 199 00:14:52,189 --> 00:14:53,417 Jesus, you scared me. 200 00:14:53,490 --> 00:14:55,014 Don't turn on the light. 201 00:14:56,293 --> 00:14:58,022 - Why? - Please. 202 00:14:58,495 --> 00:15:00,429 What's going on? 203 00:15:01,198 --> 00:15:02,256 Why do you love me? 204 00:15:02,933 --> 00:15:04,457 Kind of a question is that? 205 00:15:04,534 --> 00:15:07,059 - Just answer it. - Because you're my son. 206 00:15:07,738 --> 00:15:10,969 But do you believe in magic? 207 00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:12,668 Magic? What the hell are you... 208 00:15:18,348 --> 00:15:19,280 Kyle? 209 00:15:21,952 --> 00:15:24,079 His vision and hearing. 210 00:15:24,655 --> 00:15:25,986 That's all you've got? 211 00:15:26,056 --> 00:15:30,993 And, of course, his insides are just as normal as... as they were before, 212 00:15:31,061 --> 00:15:33,586 but the skin won't change no matter what we do. 213 00:15:33,664 --> 00:15:36,189 Now, what about skin grafts or face transplants? 214 00:15:36,266 --> 00:15:39,292 I mean, look at him, look at him. 215 00:15:40,570 --> 00:15:42,697 He doesn't want to live life looking like this. 216 00:15:42,773 --> 00:15:44,104 We'd risk anything. 217 00:15:44,574 --> 00:15:45,506 What? 218 00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:51,110 Kyle, we are going to find somebody else. 219 00:15:51,181 --> 00:15:52,910 I'm not taking "no" from Dr. Crap-for-Brains. 220 00:15:52,983 --> 00:15:54,109 We will fix this. 221 00:15:54,184 --> 00:15:56,516 Yes, because we'd risk anything, including me dying. 222 00:15:56,586 --> 00:15:58,816 No, no, that's not what I meant. It just came out that way. 223 00:15:59,389 --> 00:16:01,414 Or did it come out because that is what you meant? 224 00:16:02,926 --> 00:16:03,858 No. 225 00:16:11,635 --> 00:16:13,660 Come on. I have a surprise for you. 226 00:16:18,342 --> 00:16:19,570 What do you think, Kyle? 227 00:16:20,744 --> 00:16:22,871 It's private, safe. 228 00:16:22,946 --> 00:16:25,176 People can't be spying all the time. 229 00:16:25,349 --> 00:16:27,425 Plus, I'm thinking I might get you that motorcycle 230 00:16:27,430 --> 00:16:28,376 you've always wanted. 231 00:16:32,356 --> 00:16:33,482 Where's your room? 232 00:16:34,758 --> 00:16:35,986 It's right across the hall. 233 00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:40,387 Don't worry. I will take care of whatever you need. 234 00:16:42,366 --> 00:16:43,697 Still need to get my stuff. 235 00:16:46,970 --> 00:16:50,201 But we're keeping the place in the city? 236 00:16:52,275 --> 00:16:54,800 So I can crash there late nights if need be. 237 00:16:59,082 --> 00:17:00,014 Dad? 238 00:17:01,184 --> 00:17:02,348 Yeah? 239 00:17:05,249 --> 00:17:06,449 Nothing. 240 00:17:08,525 --> 00:17:09,457 Hey, hey. 241 00:17:18,435 --> 00:17:22,769 Okay, I have a four-o'clock call, so I will check in right after that. 242 00:17:23,340 --> 00:17:26,973 And Zola's right here. Okay? 243 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:31,774 Okay. 244 00:18:28,138 --> 00:18:29,070 Who're you? 245 00:18:29,739 --> 00:18:31,263 Mary Poppins. 246 00:18:33,743 --> 00:18:38,476 The tutor. Uh, your dad hired me. I'm supposed to move in today. 247 00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,775 Tell my father he can carpe diem in hell. 248 00:18:43,153 --> 00:18:44,085 Happy to. 249 00:18:44,154 --> 00:18:46,384 Meantime, how about you cage the rage 250 00:18:46,456 --> 00:18:49,584 and invite me in for a nice, hot bowl of Dad sucks? 251 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,292 Saw right through that one, Oprah? 252 00:18:52,362 --> 00:18:53,886 Yeah, it's a little gift I have. 253 00:18:53,964 --> 00:18:56,797 Especially since I can't actually see. 254 00:19:07,210 --> 00:19:09,041 - Hi, I am Will. - Come in. 255 00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:12,648 I'll get Zola. She'll welcome you to hell, 256 00:19:13,216 --> 00:19:15,000 fix you up with your own bedroom, 257 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:17,051 and explain what happened to me and... 258 00:19:17,821 --> 00:19:20,051 and what I did to deserve this. 259 00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:23,852 Oh, and please, please, hang with us. 260 00:19:23,927 --> 00:19:26,555 Gouge the old man for everything he's worth. 261 00:19:26,930 --> 00:19:28,158 He deserves it. 262 00:19:29,432 --> 00:19:30,763 You know what? Obviously, he forgot 263 00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:33,564 to spin the borderline hostile act of hiring a blind guy 264 00:19:33,637 --> 00:19:35,264 to tutor his creepshow son. 265 00:19:35,338 --> 00:19:38,364 As for learning calculus, I think I'll take a pass. 266 00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:45,476 Nice to meet you. 267 00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:54,280 Sorry, I come back later. 268 00:20:05,669 --> 00:20:07,102 How old are your kids? 269 00:20:10,974 --> 00:20:13,909 Sixteen, thirteen, ten. 270 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,622 You just left them? 271 00:20:31,294 --> 00:20:33,125 Can't get them green cards. 272 00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,924 But you left them. 273 00:20:39,402 --> 00:20:41,734 Parents do what they do with what they know. 274 00:20:43,106 --> 00:20:45,631 They were not very big when I leave. 275 00:20:45,709 --> 00:20:47,836 It was five years. 276 00:20:47,911 --> 00:20:50,641 For my little one, it is half his life. 277 00:20:56,119 --> 00:20:58,849 There is a hole in my heart. 278 00:21:01,424 --> 00:21:04,393 So I know your father will come. 279 00:21:06,663 --> 00:21:07,687 I don't think so. 280 00:21:26,082 --> 00:21:27,811 Rob Kingson. Leave a message. 281 00:21:28,184 --> 00:21:29,811 It's me. 282 00:21:33,390 --> 00:21:35,620 Could you do me a favor? 283 00:21:35,692 --> 00:21:40,925 I, uh, I know we were rescheduling for the next week, 284 00:21:41,998 --> 00:21:45,934 or maybe it was the week after, but... 285 00:21:49,606 --> 00:21:51,039 Maybe we should... 286 00:21:52,609 --> 00:21:54,634 Maybe we should just not pretend anymore. 287 00:23:25,268 --> 00:23:26,792 Sweet. 288 00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:38,112 Kendra! 289 00:23:40,383 --> 00:23:41,611 Kendra! 290 00:23:41,684 --> 00:23:43,709 Kendra! Kendra! 291 00:23:43,787 --> 00:23:45,618 I am begging you. 292 00:23:46,089 --> 00:23:48,114 Please make it end. Please. 293 00:23:48,191 --> 00:23:49,818 I can't do that. 294 00:23:49,893 --> 00:23:50,825 But... But I get it. 295 00:23:50,894 --> 00:23:53,226 I... I know what it's like to be ugly. 296 00:23:53,596 --> 00:23:57,430 So you got me, five months is enough, 297 00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:58,831 I learned the lesson. 298 00:23:59,502 --> 00:24:00,833 You learned nothing. 299 00:24:01,304 --> 00:24:04,364 Find someone who can see better than you can. 300 00:24:06,743 --> 00:24:09,871 Seven more months for someone to say, "I love you". 301 00:24:11,047 --> 00:24:12,981 Please! Make this go away! 302 00:24:22,859 --> 00:24:23,791 Sloan? 303 00:24:28,565 --> 00:24:30,089 That sounded like Kyle, didn't it? 304 00:24:30,166 --> 00:24:34,296 Weird. I suck for not writing him back. 305 00:24:34,370 --> 00:24:35,894 I suck more. 306 00:24:35,972 --> 00:24:40,500 Well, but honestly, with him gone, it's kind of a relief. 307 00:24:40,577 --> 00:24:42,704 Like, I always felt like I had to be on 308 00:24:42,779 --> 00:24:48,115 and mean, like really mean... to keep him entertained. 309 00:24:48,685 --> 00:24:51,313 And I know what you mean. That's just the thing about him. 310 00:24:54,090 --> 00:24:55,318 Hey. 311 00:24:55,391 --> 00:24:56,415 Sorry. 312 00:24:57,193 --> 00:25:02,256 And I'm sorry to spy on you, spying. 313 00:25:05,835 --> 00:25:07,359 Unbelievable. 314 00:25:07,837 --> 00:25:10,772 But it does sorta feel like the death of romance unfolding 315 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,172 before your very eyes, doesn't it? 316 00:25:13,543 --> 00:25:14,874 Doesn't she have a boyfriend? 317 00:25:14,944 --> 00:25:18,277 Yes, this is what I'm saying. 318 00:25:19,449 --> 00:25:22,077 What happened to romance? 319 00:25:22,452 --> 00:25:26,081 Sappy, soppy longhand love letters 320 00:25:29,459 --> 00:25:33,190 and you really, really don't have to keep listening to me, by the way. 321 00:25:33,563 --> 00:25:36,589 Thing is that guy they were talking about? 322 00:25:36,666 --> 00:25:38,497 They're way off. 323 00:25:38,868 --> 00:25:42,804 Personally I respect that he called things as he saw them, 324 00:25:43,273 --> 00:25:45,707 even if he did see them wrong. 325 00:25:46,576 --> 00:25:48,100 Do you know what it really was? 326 00:25:48,177 --> 00:25:49,109 What? 327 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,609 He was a shot of life. 328 00:26:38,661 --> 00:26:39,787 You're kidding, right? 329 00:26:48,871 --> 00:26:50,099 How do you do that? 330 00:26:50,873 --> 00:26:55,207 I went to this dance and some emo chick gave me a dart hex. 331 00:26:55,278 --> 00:26:56,302 Bite me. 332 00:26:58,081 --> 00:27:01,107 Oh hey, now you're up, want to learn something? 333 00:27:03,019 --> 00:27:05,453 - No! - Be careful. 334 00:27:05,922 --> 00:27:08,948 Lose your smarts, blondes will be telling jokes about you. 335 00:27:17,433 --> 00:27:20,061 My dad always said that how much people like you 336 00:27:20,737 --> 00:27:23,865 is directly proportional to what you look like. 337 00:27:28,645 --> 00:27:31,876 But they hated me. 338 00:27:35,251 --> 00:27:38,880 High school unquestionably sucks ass. 339 00:27:40,957 --> 00:27:42,788 You went to regular school? 340 00:27:42,859 --> 00:27:45,589 At fifteen, my friends lost their virginity. 341 00:27:45,962 --> 00:27:47,190 I lost my sight. 342 00:27:48,264 --> 00:27:50,391 But living hell has its upside. 343 00:27:51,267 --> 00:27:53,895 - Like better hearing? - Yeah. 344 00:27:53,970 --> 00:27:56,404 And chicks dig blind guys. 345 00:28:00,476 --> 00:28:02,842 Too bad they don't dig ugly guys. 346 00:28:04,614 --> 00:28:05,546 How do you know? 347 00:30:22,385 --> 00:30:24,319 Defying expectations, 348 00:30:24,387 --> 00:30:27,413 Blindie keeps up his bitchin' sense of style. 349 00:30:28,991 --> 00:30:30,822 A holdover from my seeing days. 350 00:30:31,794 --> 00:30:35,924 Point being, no matter what, how you look matters? 351 00:30:35,998 --> 00:30:40,230 Point being, it's not about how others look at me, 352 00:30:40,903 --> 00:30:43,030 it's about how I look at myself. 353 00:30:44,707 --> 00:30:46,732 Mental Rubiks cube, I know, 354 00:30:46,809 --> 00:30:49,039 but one day it'll make sense. 355 00:33:34,877 --> 00:33:36,003 Ass-wipe. 356 00:33:36,078 --> 00:33:38,012 You have the humor of a marmot. 357 00:33:39,782 --> 00:33:43,718 So, I heard someone sneaking in late last night. 358 00:33:43,786 --> 00:33:44,718 Where'd you go? 359 00:33:44,787 --> 00:33:49,019 Isn't the benefit of having no parents that you have no parents? 360 00:33:49,091 --> 00:33:50,217 Get off my back. 361 00:33:51,794 --> 00:33:54,820 But, uh, you know, since we last talked, 362 00:33:54,897 --> 00:33:56,330 I've been thinking and... 363 00:33:57,099 --> 00:33:59,329 is there any kind of eye operation? 364 00:33:59,402 --> 00:34:01,962 'Cause I saw, like, every doctor in the country. 365 00:34:02,838 --> 00:34:06,171 Miracles only, but thanks. 366 00:34:06,542 --> 00:34:08,066 So where did you go last night? 367 00:34:10,646 --> 00:34:11,977 I went to see about this girl. 368 00:34:13,049 --> 00:34:14,983 I'm so happy for you! 369 00:34:15,551 --> 00:34:16,882 I didn't even talk to her. 370 00:34:16,952 --> 00:34:20,581 Baby steps. You think you might say, "wassup"? 371 00:34:22,158 --> 00:34:24,183 The benefit of you being blind is you can't see 372 00:34:24,260 --> 00:34:26,285 how I should so never say, "wassup". 373 00:34:28,064 --> 00:34:31,591 Baby steps. We must celebrate. 374 00:34:31,967 --> 00:34:36,597 One, two, three. Wassup! 375 00:34:36,672 --> 00:34:37,798 Fore! 376 00:34:38,474 --> 00:34:42,501 One, two, three. Wassup! 377 00:34:43,179 --> 00:34:45,010 Wassup. 378 00:34:45,081 --> 00:34:46,708 Wassup! 379 00:35:20,850 --> 00:35:23,080 - Here's a sandwich, Ben. - Thanks. 380 00:35:23,452 --> 00:35:25,579 How's your dad? Stayin' out of trouble? 381 00:35:30,759 --> 00:35:33,990 Dad, I'm home. Dad? 382 00:35:35,264 --> 00:35:36,390 Come on. 383 00:35:40,970 --> 00:35:41,994 Dad! 384 00:35:50,980 --> 00:35:54,683 I don't have it. Please, Victor, come on. 385 00:35:54,685 --> 00:35:56,014 Just hook me up. 386 00:35:58,787 --> 00:36:01,221 Just another week. I just need a little more time. 387 00:36:01,290 --> 00:36:03,850 No, no, no, I'm not screwing around, you sorry-ass addict. 388 00:36:03,926 --> 00:36:06,156 - Dad, not this again. - I'm sorry, Lindy. 389 00:36:06,228 --> 00:36:08,355 Hey, shut up. And you get out of here. 390 00:36:08,430 --> 00:36:10,557 Victor, please. We'll get you your money. 391 00:36:10,933 --> 00:36:14,061 Give me and my brother our money. 392 00:36:14,837 --> 00:36:15,769 Dad! 393 00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:18,672 No! 394 00:37:07,423 --> 00:37:08,447 Where is she? 395 00:37:11,827 --> 00:37:13,158 You killed him. 396 00:37:14,930 --> 00:37:17,262 Your daughter for my brother. 397 00:37:17,933 --> 00:37:19,958 Someday I'll find her. 398 00:37:20,636 --> 00:37:21,568 I wouldn't. 399 00:37:23,439 --> 00:37:24,667 What do you need? 400 00:37:26,642 --> 00:37:27,768 Come on, what do you want? 401 00:37:31,847 --> 00:37:32,973 I want her. 402 00:37:35,050 --> 00:37:35,982 I'm want to protect her. 403 00:37:36,051 --> 00:37:37,382 I can protect her. 404 00:37:39,555 --> 00:37:42,388 Please. Did you hear him? 405 00:37:43,058 --> 00:37:45,185 If she stays with me, she'll... she'll be safe. 406 00:37:47,062 --> 00:37:48,996 I don't know who you are. 407 00:37:49,064 --> 00:37:52,192 But if she leaves... If she leaves... 408 00:37:53,869 --> 00:37:55,302 cops will get these. 409 00:37:59,275 --> 00:38:01,937 No. It's just too twisted. 410 00:38:03,412 --> 00:38:04,936 So's killing a man. 411 00:38:10,019 --> 00:38:11,646 But what's she gonna think of you? 412 00:38:24,833 --> 00:38:29,361 Zola, remember. Hunter, not Kyle. Hunter. 413 00:38:31,540 --> 00:38:33,872 Hello, I'm Zola. 414 00:38:35,944 --> 00:38:37,878 - Where is he? - You can go. 415 00:38:38,347 --> 00:38:39,678 I'm not gonna just leave you here. 416 00:38:39,748 --> 00:38:40,680 With some stranger? 417 00:38:41,850 --> 00:38:44,182 Son of an old friend. For your safety. 418 00:38:44,253 --> 00:38:46,380 Bullshit and I can take care of myself. 419 00:38:46,455 --> 00:38:48,582 - I let you say goodbye. - No need. 420 00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:50,982 How'm I gonna know you're okay? 421 00:38:51,060 --> 00:38:52,391 You're not. 422 00:38:52,461 --> 00:38:53,985 Deal is, I give up my life, 423 00:38:54,063 --> 00:38:56,793 my whole life, school, friends, everything, everything. 424 00:38:56,865 --> 00:38:59,390 And in return, you don't come see me, 425 00:38:59,468 --> 00:39:01,595 don't call me, don't do anything. 426 00:39:02,204 --> 00:39:03,933 Just stay away. 427 00:39:05,107 --> 00:39:08,736 I screwed up, keep screwing up, I know that, 428 00:39:09,411 --> 00:39:10,537 but I don't know what else to do... 429 00:39:10,612 --> 00:39:11,738 You can leave. 430 00:39:28,230 --> 00:39:29,663 So I'm here, okay? 431 00:39:30,733 --> 00:39:35,067 Whoever you are. You come near me, I taser your ass. 432 00:39:45,247 --> 00:39:47,181 So that makes two of us. 433 00:39:49,351 --> 00:39:52,280 43, 47... 434 00:39:52,325 --> 00:39:55,689 53, 59... 435 00:39:55,758 --> 00:39:59,194 - I got you food. - Call someone who gives. 436 00:40:07,069 --> 00:40:09,003 I'd really like to explain. 437 00:40:11,473 --> 00:40:12,804 Please come out. 438 00:40:17,179 --> 00:40:18,305 Inviting. 439 00:40:22,284 --> 00:40:23,216 What? 440 00:41:30,786 --> 00:41:33,311 This time go to Barneys, get Manolos or whatever 441 00:41:33,388 --> 00:41:35,913 sick-expensive kind Sloan and her bimbots loved. 442 00:41:35,991 --> 00:41:39,017 Everything you say to me about her, everything I see, 443 00:41:39,094 --> 00:41:40,527 tells me she's not the kind. 444 00:41:40,596 --> 00:41:41,528 Prada, then. 445 00:41:41,597 --> 00:41:42,529 To be bought. 446 00:41:43,398 --> 00:41:44,422 I'm not trying to buy her. 447 00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:46,229 You are. And she'll hate that. 448 00:41:48,704 --> 00:41:49,636 So what, then? 449 00:41:50,005 --> 00:41:51,939 What do you know about her? 450 00:41:52,307 --> 00:41:54,537 You must think about her. 451 00:41:55,110 --> 00:41:57,340 Me know you see who she is. 452 00:41:58,514 --> 00:42:02,075 Go on. Think. 453 00:42:10,759 --> 00:42:12,283 It's like you don't even know me. 454 00:42:12,661 --> 00:42:15,789 This whole thing is all kinds of mess. It's just a bad scene. 455 00:42:15,864 --> 00:42:18,298 There's nothing remotely good and I miss everybody. 456 00:42:18,367 --> 00:42:21,803 I miss being able to go out and get deli coffee whenever I want. 457 00:42:21,870 --> 00:42:22,802 And the clinic. 458 00:42:22,871 --> 00:42:25,396 And everything that made me me. 459 00:42:25,474 --> 00:42:26,998 No, it's way screwed up and 460 00:42:27,075 --> 00:42:28,900 he thinks he can give me a few presents 461 00:42:28,910 --> 00:42:30,603 and, like, that fixes everything. 462 00:42:30,679 --> 00:42:34,115 I know it's just for a little while, but I'm hating it. 463 00:42:34,483 --> 00:42:39,614 I hate missing school, hate my dad, just hate hating. 464 00:42:39,688 --> 00:42:41,212 And I know it's life or death 465 00:42:41,290 --> 00:42:44,919 but I've been saving for that Machu Picchu trip for three years. 466 00:42:44,993 --> 00:42:48,326 You know, the first thing I did in my life just for me, 467 00:42:48,397 --> 00:42:50,331 just because I wanted to. 468 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:54,433 Lindy... Lindy journeys to a wonder of the world 469 00:42:54,503 --> 00:42:56,733 and finally seizes her moment and... 470 00:43:00,208 --> 00:43:02,073 Jesus, what's your problem? 471 00:43:02,144 --> 00:43:03,270 What's with the mask? 472 00:43:03,345 --> 00:43:04,573 I didn't want to freak you out. 473 00:43:04,646 --> 00:43:07,581 Sure. The ski mask didn't freak me out. 474 00:43:08,450 --> 00:43:11,476 I, uh, I... I got you Jujyfruits. 475 00:43:16,058 --> 00:43:17,389 Can I ask you something? 476 00:43:18,460 --> 00:43:19,392 Why am I here? 477 00:43:19,461 --> 00:43:21,190 Because you need to be protected. 478 00:43:21,263 --> 00:43:23,094 But I can take care of myself. 479 00:43:23,165 --> 00:43:24,496 You don't even know me. 480 00:43:24,766 --> 00:43:26,597 But my Dad and... and your Dad... 481 00:43:26,668 --> 00:43:29,000 I know, his mysterious "friend from the past". 482 00:43:29,071 --> 00:43:31,198 He wanted someone they couldn't trace you to. 483 00:43:31,273 --> 00:43:34,401 He's scared out of his mind something will happen to you. 484 00:43:35,277 --> 00:43:37,006 Because of how much he loves you. 485 00:43:37,779 --> 00:43:41,010 Which he kept saying over and over. 486 00:43:42,985 --> 00:43:46,216 - Really? - Yeah. 487 00:43:49,491 --> 00:43:51,118 Thanks for the Jujyfruits. 488 00:43:51,793 --> 00:43:52,817 You're welcome. 489 00:44:01,203 --> 00:44:04,969 The thinking thing killed. Killed. 490 00:44:26,962 --> 00:44:30,796 Dear Lindy, I've been thinking about letters recently. 491 00:44:30,866 --> 00:44:33,300 The real kind. Longhand. 492 00:44:33,368 --> 00:44:36,303 And how it's terrible that nobody's writing them anymore. 493 00:44:36,672 --> 00:44:39,800 And so I decided to start one to you, today. 494 00:44:41,977 --> 00:44:43,706 Now, you're doing what? 495 00:44:43,779 --> 00:44:46,009 Seeing if I can build a greenhouse. 496 00:44:46,081 --> 00:44:47,912 She's very into roses. 497 00:44:48,283 --> 00:44:49,807 Each color means something different, you know? 498 00:44:49,885 --> 00:44:53,116 Yeah. Well, they all kind of mean, 499 00:44:53,188 --> 00:44:56,030 I'm the guy who cries at chick flicks 500 00:44:56,033 --> 00:44:57,626 and sleeps with stuffed animals. 501 00:45:02,230 --> 00:45:03,162 I'm not here. 502 00:45:12,340 --> 00:45:14,069 Hey. I'm Lindy. 503 00:45:14,142 --> 00:45:17,373 Hi. Will. A pleasure. 504 00:45:18,647 --> 00:45:19,875 I, uh... heard the game. 505 00:45:19,948 --> 00:45:21,882 - You a Rangers fan? - Die-hard. 506 00:45:21,950 --> 00:45:24,384 I knew it. Guys' gal. 507 00:45:25,253 --> 00:45:26,481 Guys' gal. 508 00:45:28,957 --> 00:45:30,185 - Why don't you join me? - Thanks. 509 00:45:30,258 --> 00:45:31,190 Sure. 510 00:45:32,961 --> 00:45:34,394 What's with all the tools? 511 00:45:34,463 --> 00:45:37,591 Uh, it's Hunter's thing. It's a structure on the roof. 512 00:45:37,666 --> 00:45:38,997 Structure for what? 513 00:45:39,668 --> 00:45:43,104 You ever see the 1954 Devil Girl from Mars flick, 514 00:45:43,171 --> 00:45:46,800 Where they abduct virginal teenage girls for breeding stock? 515 00:45:50,479 --> 00:45:53,312 I'm just... It's a joke-joke. Sorry. 516 00:45:53,381 --> 00:45:56,509 I haven't gotten out much. I'm losing my social graces. 517 00:45:56,585 --> 00:45:57,643 Rewind. 518 00:46:00,989 --> 00:46:02,854 Hi. Will. Pleasure. 519 00:46:03,425 --> 00:46:06,553 The building books belong to Hunter, 520 00:46:06,628 --> 00:46:10,758 an all-around, way-good guy who's contemplating building 521 00:46:11,933 --> 00:46:13,457 a greenhouse. 522 00:46:14,136 --> 00:46:17,071 - A greenhouse? - Yeah. 523 00:46:18,039 --> 00:46:19,063 Rad. 524 00:46:22,043 --> 00:46:22,975 Right? 525 00:47:22,938 --> 00:47:24,064 Very funny. 526 00:47:32,647 --> 00:47:35,775 So are we gonna, like, really meet? 527 00:47:37,252 --> 00:47:38,583 - Like, now? - No. 528 00:47:39,154 --> 00:47:40,086 Okay. 529 00:47:46,261 --> 00:47:47,694 You lived here your whole life? 530 00:47:48,163 --> 00:47:50,688 No. Pretty recently. 531 00:47:51,566 --> 00:47:52,692 I was living with my dad, 532 00:47:52,767 --> 00:47:56,897 but he's the kinda guy who can't really deal... 533 00:47:58,874 --> 00:48:00,705 I wouldn't know anything about that. 534 00:48:02,410 --> 00:48:03,536 And your mom? 535 00:48:07,616 --> 00:48:10,449 Mine's dead. I never knew her. 536 00:48:11,219 --> 00:48:15,349 So... no mom... Screwed-up dad. 537 00:48:15,824 --> 00:48:17,758 It's too bad we have nothing in common. 538 00:48:23,031 --> 00:48:24,760 What's with the Korean TV? 539 00:48:26,434 --> 00:48:27,867 You speak Korean? 540 00:48:29,137 --> 00:48:31,571 - Fluently. - Oh, really? 541 00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:32,868 What are they saying? 542 00:48:35,143 --> 00:48:36,167 "Bon Appetit." 543 00:48:37,245 --> 00:48:38,678 She didn't say "Bon Appetit". 544 00:48:38,747 --> 00:48:40,681 Oh, you speak Korean too? 545 00:48:40,749 --> 00:48:42,774 I don't like to show off, but yes. 546 00:48:42,851 --> 00:48:45,183 And Koreans do not say Bon Appetit. 547 00:48:45,854 --> 00:48:47,185 She said the Korean equivalent. 548 00:48:47,255 --> 00:48:48,187 Which is what? 549 00:48:48,256 --> 00:48:50,190 I hope you have a big appetite 550 00:48:50,258 --> 00:48:54,388 such that you scarf food and hurl chunks. 551 00:48:54,763 --> 00:48:56,196 No that's the subjunctive. 552 00:48:57,265 --> 00:48:58,789 I'll take Mom, you take Perm Boy. 553 00:48:58,867 --> 00:48:59,799 Game on. 554 00:49:02,203 --> 00:49:03,636 So what's she saying now? 555 00:49:04,806 --> 00:49:08,242 I love you, but when it comes to hair, you are a clueless wonder 556 00:49:09,010 --> 00:49:12,446 I can tell you for a fact that is not what she said. 557 00:49:12,514 --> 00:49:14,448 What Mom said was... 558 00:49:24,025 --> 00:49:26,050 Hope Will isn't your Korean teacher. 559 00:49:28,229 --> 00:49:30,561 Do you, uh... do you miss school? 560 00:49:31,633 --> 00:49:33,464 Like a natural-born wonk. 561 00:49:33,635 --> 00:49:37,469 Cause, uh... I have classes if you want to come. 562 00:49:40,742 --> 00:49:43,074 Yes. I'd love to. 563 00:49:43,545 --> 00:49:45,979 - Tomorrow? - Sure. 564 00:49:47,048 --> 00:49:50,779 Well, great. 565 00:49:50,852 --> 00:49:52,786 I guess good night then. 566 00:49:54,255 --> 00:49:55,187 Hold up. 567 00:50:16,378 --> 00:50:17,709 Pretty gruesome, huh? 568 00:50:23,385 --> 00:50:24,716 I've seen worse. 569 00:51:06,661 --> 00:51:07,787 We're having school today, 570 00:51:07,862 --> 00:51:09,887 but you need to make it seem like we didn't just start 571 00:51:09,964 --> 00:51:11,795 and I need to look smart. 572 00:51:13,068 --> 00:51:14,000 Lindy's coming. 573 00:51:16,171 --> 00:51:18,105 Shut up. What're we studying? 574 00:51:18,173 --> 00:51:21,006 Don't worry, I'll come up with something graphic and humiliating. 575 00:51:21,076 --> 00:51:22,703 No, no, no. I need to know what it is now. 576 00:51:22,777 --> 00:51:24,301 I need the answers in advance. 577 00:51:24,379 --> 00:51:25,812 That's called cheating. 578 00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:27,711 No, that's called trying to get a girl to like you 579 00:51:27,782 --> 00:51:30,114 while look like the lead in a slasher flick. 580 00:51:31,386 --> 00:51:33,217 - Shakespeare sonnet? - Obvious. 581 00:51:33,288 --> 00:51:35,017 - E.E. Cummings. - Cliche. 582 00:51:35,090 --> 00:51:38,321 What's cliche is the guy liking school to impress the girl. 583 00:51:38,693 --> 00:51:41,423 What about the Frank O'Hara poem "Having a Coke with You"? 584 00:51:42,297 --> 00:51:43,423 How do you know that poem? 585 00:51:43,498 --> 00:51:45,728 I Googled "modern poetry, impress girls". 586 00:51:48,103 --> 00:51:49,536 But I need smart things to say. 587 00:51:50,305 --> 00:51:51,431 Good luck with that. 588 00:51:52,807 --> 00:51:56,038 I need another thinking thing. Another thing Lindy'll like. 589 00:51:56,111 --> 00:51:57,339 It's for this morning. Please don't ask. 590 00:51:57,412 --> 00:51:59,039 When my husband wanted me to marry him, 591 00:51:59,114 --> 00:52:00,445 he would weave me baskets. 592 00:52:00,515 --> 00:52:02,881 Yeah, I really don't think that's gonna work. 593 00:52:03,251 --> 00:52:05,378 - What about chocolate? - Oh, no. 594 00:52:05,453 --> 00:52:06,385 Come on. 595 00:52:06,754 --> 00:52:08,881 She will like it when you are being kind. 596 00:52:10,058 --> 00:52:11,491 Yeah, I suck at that 597 00:52:11,559 --> 00:52:13,186 When you are being yourself. 598 00:52:13,261 --> 00:52:15,286 What, this self or the jerk I was? 599 00:52:16,664 --> 00:52:19,292 The man I know you to be. 600 00:53:03,945 --> 00:53:05,276 How'd you do it? 601 00:53:05,547 --> 00:53:08,675 I, uh, I just figured it out. 602 00:53:12,954 --> 00:53:14,683 I love "Having a Coke with You". 603 00:53:15,056 --> 00:53:16,489 - Shoot me now. - What? 604 00:53:17,559 --> 00:53:22,087 No, I mean, that's great, that you know all about it 605 00:53:22,163 --> 00:53:24,688 and will have lots of smart things to say. 606 00:53:25,767 --> 00:53:27,394 Blind man climbing. 607 00:53:28,369 --> 00:53:30,803 - Could you just hang on a sec? - Ow! Blind guy tripping. 608 00:53:33,675 --> 00:53:35,006 - You're okay? - Peachy. 609 00:53:35,076 --> 00:53:36,202 Zola, thanks for getting these. 610 00:53:36,277 --> 00:53:37,904 And by the way, I'm up the creek. 611 00:53:37,979 --> 00:53:40,504 It turns out "Having a Coke with You" is one of Lindy's favorites. 612 00:53:40,582 --> 00:53:42,516 God, I'm looking forward to this class. 613 00:53:44,385 --> 00:53:46,410 - Here you go. - How'd you know? 614 00:53:46,487 --> 00:53:48,512 Deli coffee, very underrated. 615 00:53:49,090 --> 00:53:50,318 As I've always said. 616 00:53:53,895 --> 00:53:55,021 Long-time green thumb? 617 00:53:55,697 --> 00:53:57,130 No, no. 618 00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:02,162 Actually my dad stuck me in this house 619 00:54:02,237 --> 00:54:03,568 so no one could see me. 620 00:54:03,638 --> 00:54:06,573 And I thought I'd take the, the ugly and 621 00:54:06,641 --> 00:54:08,973 shameful thing and turn it into something not. 622 00:54:14,148 --> 00:54:19,176 Of course, not everyone can necessarily see its beauty... 623 00:54:19,254 --> 00:54:21,188 Just read. 624 00:54:29,364 --> 00:54:30,695 Having a Coke with You 625 00:54:31,165 --> 00:54:34,100 is even more fun than going to San Sebastian, 626 00:54:35,370 --> 00:54:38,600 Irun, Hendaye, 627 00:54:39,345 --> 00:54:42,300 Biarritz, Bayonne 628 00:54:42,377 --> 00:54:43,708 or being sick to my stomach 629 00:54:43,778 --> 00:54:47,214 on the Travesera de Gracia in Barcelona 630 00:54:47,882 --> 00:54:50,316 partly because in your orange shirt 631 00:54:50,385 --> 00:54:53,718 you look like a better happier St. Sebastian 632 00:54:54,188 --> 00:54:56,213 partly because of my love for you. 633 00:55:03,531 --> 00:55:04,862 We be back. 634 00:55:04,932 --> 00:55:07,867 We... Oh, yeah, we be back. We be back. 635 00:55:07,935 --> 00:55:08,867 Carry on. 636 00:55:18,946 --> 00:55:21,881 In the warm New York 4 o'clock light, 637 00:55:21,949 --> 00:55:25,578 we are drifting back and forth between each other 638 00:55:25,653 --> 00:55:29,282 like a tree breathing through its spectacles. 639 00:55:38,666 --> 00:55:42,693 And the portrait show seems to have no faces in it at all, 640 00:55:43,071 --> 00:55:44,698 just paint. 641 00:55:44,972 --> 00:55:48,100 You suddenly wonder why in the world anyone ever did them. 642 00:55:48,976 --> 00:55:52,810 I look at you and I would rather look at you than 643 00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:54,814 all the portraits in the world. 644 00:56:22,243 --> 00:56:23,267 I need more time. 645 00:56:24,145 --> 00:56:26,170 Magic can't be undone. 646 00:56:26,247 --> 00:56:27,475 But I might have a shot if I had more time. 647 00:56:27,548 --> 00:56:29,175 Can't, sorry. 648 00:56:29,550 --> 00:56:32,781 Okay. I pissed you off. You wasted me. 649 00:56:32,854 --> 00:56:34,879 But there's got to be something you can do. 650 00:56:34,956 --> 00:56:36,184 Come on, help me. 651 00:56:36,257 --> 00:56:37,986 I can't. And I wouldn't. 652 00:56:38,059 --> 00:56:40,186 You still don't think about anyone but yourself. 653 00:56:43,164 --> 00:56:45,598 You're wrong. I do think about other people. 654 00:56:45,666 --> 00:56:47,395 I think about Lindy and what her life is like 655 00:56:47,468 --> 00:56:48,901 and I think about a woman who can't see her kids 656 00:56:48,970 --> 00:56:50,403 and a man who can't see, period. 657 00:56:53,374 --> 00:56:54,500 So he cares now? 658 00:56:56,878 --> 00:56:59,711 Yeah. Yeah. 659 00:57:00,681 --> 00:57:02,842 Okay, I'll keep trying with Lindy. 660 00:57:02,917 --> 00:57:07,047 But please give Will his sight, Zola her family. 661 00:57:08,022 --> 00:57:09,046 It's the least they deserve 662 00:57:09,123 --> 00:57:10,852 after being trapped in this hell with me. 663 00:57:10,925 --> 00:57:14,656 I'll help them. If you succeed. 664 00:57:19,434 --> 00:57:22,961 And Kyle, good luck. 665 00:57:33,147 --> 00:57:35,377 - I got your CDs. - Thanks. 666 00:57:50,865 --> 00:57:53,390 Just some guy at my old school. 667 00:57:53,768 --> 00:57:55,793 - Kind of a jerk, actually. - Really? 668 00:57:55,870 --> 00:57:57,804 Yeah, we were on this committee together, 669 00:57:57,872 --> 00:57:59,897 so that's why I have his picture. 670 00:58:00,274 --> 00:58:03,539 I mean... Looks-wise, he doesn't suck. 671 00:58:03,611 --> 00:58:05,238 Oh! He knew it, too. 672 00:58:06,214 --> 00:58:07,442 Same old, same old: 673 00:58:07,515 --> 00:58:09,142 jerks are exciting and my type falls for 'em. 674 00:58:09,217 --> 00:58:12,050 - Did you fall for him? - Not that I fell for him. 675 00:58:14,722 --> 00:58:17,156 Every once in a while, you kind of remind me of him. 676 00:58:17,925 --> 00:58:19,950 Not that you're a jerk. 677 00:58:22,129 --> 00:58:26,566 Anyways, he disappeared. Rehab. 678 00:58:27,535 --> 00:58:31,869 Oh, it figures. The addict's daughter falls for the addict. 679 00:58:31,939 --> 00:58:33,566 So you did fall for him? 680 00:58:34,642 --> 00:58:37,668 No, I mean, I just talked to him his last night. 681 00:58:37,745 --> 00:58:38,871 For, like, a minute. 682 00:58:39,847 --> 00:58:41,576 You know, the truly ridiculous thing is, 683 00:58:41,649 --> 00:58:43,276 I might have, kind of, sort of, 684 00:58:43,351 --> 00:58:47,685 actually thought he, a little bit, liked me... ish. 685 00:58:48,256 --> 00:58:49,188 Of course he did. 686 00:58:49,257 --> 00:58:50,189 Oh, please. 687 00:58:50,258 --> 00:58:54,490 He was completely on the in and I was not, am not. 688 00:58:54,562 --> 00:58:55,790 That's why I like you. 689 00:58:59,066 --> 00:59:01,830 Yeah, well... same. 690 00:59:02,403 --> 00:59:05,236 Anyways, being on the in isn't all that. 691 00:59:05,306 --> 00:59:08,241 Isn't that what people on the out say to make each other feel better? 692 00:59:08,609 --> 00:59:12,545 Yeah. But it also happens to be true. 693 00:59:15,316 --> 00:59:16,840 Something about him... 694 00:59:17,718 --> 00:59:18,650 What? 695 00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:23,047 Underneath all the bullshit was... I don't know. 696 00:59:24,025 --> 00:59:25,049 What? 697 00:59:26,427 --> 00:59:27,359 Good. 698 00:59:28,029 --> 00:59:29,053 Good? 699 00:59:31,532 --> 00:59:34,660 So, I mean, are you still into him? 700 00:59:35,336 --> 00:59:38,464 Like you said, you don't want to be the girl who falls for jerks. 701 00:59:38,539 --> 00:59:40,268 Yeah. But he... he's not. 702 00:59:40,341 --> 00:59:42,571 Right. He's a decent guy at heart. 703 00:59:42,643 --> 00:59:43,974 That's what I'm thinking. 704 00:59:44,045 --> 00:59:46,775 But still kinda... wrong. 705 00:59:47,548 --> 00:59:48,480 Yeah. 706 00:59:50,251 --> 00:59:51,275 I don't know. 707 00:59:51,953 --> 00:59:56,686 You know, that something underneath, it's catnip for sappy tools like me. 708 00:59:58,359 --> 01:00:00,088 To be the one who uncovers it. 709 01:00:09,370 --> 01:00:10,997 Do you want to go somewhere with me? 710 01:00:23,484 --> 01:00:25,611 Usually, if I'm out this time of night, 711 01:00:25,686 --> 01:00:27,210 I'm looking for my dad, 712 01:00:27,888 --> 01:00:29,913 mace in hand, counting by primes. 713 01:00:29,991 --> 01:00:30,923 Counting? 714 01:00:30,992 --> 01:00:32,823 It keeps me from getting scared. 715 01:00:34,295 --> 01:00:39,232 Oh. Fortunately, scary guy's right next to you. 716 01:00:40,001 --> 01:00:41,332 So there's that. 717 01:00:43,804 --> 01:00:45,431 What about when people see you? 718 01:00:45,806 --> 01:00:48,138 They don't. I got it down. 719 01:00:48,909 --> 01:00:50,843 I was good at blending in too. 720 01:00:54,415 --> 01:00:55,245 This way. 721 01:00:57,318 --> 01:00:59,047 You taking me to the park? 722 01:00:59,620 --> 01:01:01,884 You'll see. Come on. 723 01:01:04,859 --> 01:01:05,883 The zoo? 724 01:01:09,764 --> 01:01:10,696 Hear that? 725 01:01:11,966 --> 01:01:16,300 The animals. Water lapping. 726 01:01:18,572 --> 01:01:21,200 In some nearby street, a man is whispering... 727 01:01:22,476 --> 01:01:23,500 "I love you." 728 01:01:28,482 --> 01:01:29,414 Do you hear that? 729 01:01:32,787 --> 01:01:33,617 What? 730 01:01:33,688 --> 01:01:36,418 Somewhere there's a baboon scratching his ass. 731 01:02:00,414 --> 01:02:01,346 Why are we here? 732 01:02:01,949 --> 01:02:03,780 This place is important to me. 733 01:02:23,270 --> 01:02:24,396 It's still here. 734 01:02:25,873 --> 01:02:26,999 What is it? 735 01:02:28,375 --> 01:02:30,002 When I was in kindergarten, 736 01:02:30,878 --> 01:02:33,312 my dad offered to take me anywhere I wanted. 737 01:02:34,582 --> 01:02:35,913 We came to the zoo. 738 01:02:37,685 --> 01:02:40,313 He bought me all the toys and candy I wanted. 739 01:02:41,388 --> 01:02:44,414 And at the end of the day, he told me my mother had left. 740 01:02:47,795 --> 01:02:49,228 I haven't seen her since. 741 01:02:55,102 --> 01:02:57,434 After he told me, I ran away and hid in here. 742 01:02:57,905 --> 01:02:59,236 And saw this movie. 743 01:03:04,645 --> 01:03:08,479 It's about this mother elephant whose two babies die. 744 01:03:09,049 --> 01:03:10,880 Plague or something. 745 01:03:15,456 --> 01:03:16,980 She misses them so much 746 01:03:17,057 --> 01:03:19,787 that when she's migrating back a year later... 747 01:03:21,061 --> 01:03:23,720 A year later... 748 01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:27,790 She finds her babies' bones. 749 01:03:32,573 --> 01:03:34,302 Can you imagine that love? 750 01:03:37,178 --> 01:03:38,110 No. 751 01:03:47,188 --> 01:03:49,622 I never brought anyone here before. 752 01:04:08,542 --> 01:04:14,174 Seven, eight, nine... 753 01:04:15,449 --> 01:04:21,183 Ten, eleven, twelve... 754 01:04:23,958 --> 01:04:25,983 It feels like I've known you forever. 755 01:04:29,663 --> 01:04:31,250 Thirteen, 756 01:04:32,190 --> 01:04:34,170 fourteen, 757 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:36,302 fifteen... 758 01:04:36,370 --> 01:04:37,701 The sun's coming up. 759 01:04:49,783 --> 01:04:51,011 I think... 760 01:04:54,288 --> 01:04:55,516 I think I love you. 761 01:05:58,385 --> 01:05:59,909 Maybe I should let her go. 762 01:06:00,487 --> 01:06:02,250 At least she'll be safe in Machu Picchu. 763 01:06:02,323 --> 01:06:04,848 She has been jonesing for that trip forever, 764 01:06:04,925 --> 01:06:06,358 even without being stuck here. 765 01:06:06,427 --> 01:06:09,453 But every day, she like you more and more. 766 01:06:09,530 --> 01:06:10,861 But not the way I like her. 767 01:06:11,532 --> 01:06:13,557 - Move your hands. My turn. - Sorry. 768 01:06:14,435 --> 01:06:15,868 I don't stand a chance. 769 01:06:15,936 --> 01:06:19,064 She's still talking about running away. And... 770 01:06:21,241 --> 01:06:24,267 I know you guys want out, too. 771 01:06:24,645 --> 01:06:26,169 - Desperately. - No. 772 01:06:26,547 --> 01:06:28,276 Kidding. Kidding. 773 01:06:28,349 --> 01:06:30,283 Look, even if she does go on the trip, 774 01:06:30,351 --> 01:06:33,479 you still have a couple days to ratchet up the romance quotient. 775 01:06:33,554 --> 01:06:36,489 Just try to put yourself in her shoes. 776 01:06:36,557 --> 01:06:38,684 This is all so strange for her, 777 01:06:38,759 --> 01:06:41,990 but me know she'll say those words, "I love you". 778 01:06:43,464 --> 01:06:44,988 It's just the year is almost up. 779 01:06:46,767 --> 01:06:49,895 Just take her to whatever bad-boy country house Daddy's got. 780 01:06:49,970 --> 01:06:51,198 Daddy don't got. 781 01:06:54,375 --> 01:06:55,501 Just the lake cottage. 782 01:06:56,877 --> 01:06:59,505 Just the... 783 01:06:59,580 --> 01:07:02,845 Oh, for Christ's sake. Would you buy a frickin' vowel? Go! 784 01:08:20,727 --> 01:08:22,160 Seriously? 785 01:08:25,532 --> 01:08:26,464 After you. 786 01:08:37,544 --> 01:08:40,980 So, are you, uh, dying of boredom yet? 787 01:08:42,749 --> 01:08:43,681 No. 788 01:08:46,253 --> 01:08:49,780 It must have been so great as a kid coming out here. 789 01:08:50,657 --> 01:08:53,285 My dad got bad reception down at the lake. 790 01:08:54,461 --> 01:08:56,895 He could only take it for about forty-five minutes. 791 01:08:58,065 --> 01:09:02,024 But those forty-five minutes... they were awesome. 792 01:09:07,107 --> 01:09:11,635 My Dad was a teacher. You know, before my mom died and 793 01:09:12,813 --> 01:09:14,246 he lost it. 794 01:09:14,715 --> 01:09:15,739 Do you miss your dad? 795 01:09:16,817 --> 01:09:17,841 Not right now. 796 01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:23,547 In the past few months, living away from my dad... 797 01:09:24,625 --> 01:09:28,061 not spending every second worrying about him, 798 01:09:28,629 --> 01:09:31,154 I mean, not trying to fix everything for him, 799 01:09:31,231 --> 01:09:34,564 Just not totally losing myself. 800 01:09:35,035 --> 01:09:38,266 That's why I wanted to go away on that trip in the first place. 801 01:09:41,041 --> 01:09:42,975 I guess this cage set me free. 802 01:09:45,546 --> 01:09:46,774 Is that a "thank you"? 803 01:09:49,049 --> 01:09:51,677 - Let's go down to the lake. - Okay. 804 01:10:12,673 --> 01:10:14,903 I've been writing something for you. 805 01:10:15,576 --> 01:10:17,908 - What is it? - A letter. 806 01:10:37,998 --> 01:10:40,626 I'm sorry. This ring is only... 807 01:10:41,501 --> 01:10:42,433 Hello? 808 01:10:44,404 --> 01:10:46,235 Which hospital? 809 01:10:46,306 --> 01:10:48,433 Okay. I'll... I'll... I'll call you back. 810 01:10:53,914 --> 01:10:55,438 My father OD'd. 811 01:10:59,319 --> 01:11:00,547 You have to go to him. 812 01:11:13,467 --> 01:11:14,991 All aboard! 813 01:11:27,981 --> 01:11:29,107 - Thank you. - Go, go, go! 814 01:11:29,182 --> 01:11:30,410 - I'll call you. - He's gonna be fine. 815 01:11:30,484 --> 01:11:32,918 Okay. I'll call you. And as soon as he's better, I'll come back. 816 01:11:33,587 --> 01:11:35,418 And everything will be all right. 817 01:11:36,690 --> 01:11:37,714 And Hunter... 818 01:11:38,692 --> 01:11:39,624 Yeah? 819 01:11:43,797 --> 01:11:45,424 You're a good friend. 820 01:12:06,353 --> 01:12:07,877 Don't. Don't read that. 821 01:12:08,555 --> 01:12:12,082 Don't read that. Don't read that. 822 01:12:17,064 --> 01:12:21,398 Dear Lindy, I've been thinking about letters recently. 823 01:12:21,768 --> 01:12:24,202 The real kind. Longhand. 824 01:12:24,271 --> 01:12:27,297 And how it's terrible that nobody's writing them anymore. 825 01:12:27,574 --> 01:12:30,907 And so I decided to start one to you, today. 826 01:12:30,977 --> 01:12:32,640 And I'm going to write to you 827 01:12:32,660 --> 01:12:36,610 every day for a long, long, long time 828 01:12:37,784 --> 01:12:43,313 because I think... I think I might be in danger of... 829 01:12:43,890 --> 01:12:45,221 falling in love with you. 830 01:12:55,001 --> 01:12:59,335 Hey, it's me. Uh, my dad is gonna be okay, but 831 01:12:59,706 --> 01:13:02,971 I really want to talk to you about your letter. 832 01:13:03,443 --> 01:13:04,876 Where are you? 833 01:13:06,146 --> 01:13:07,773 Look, I don't understand. 834 01:13:07,848 --> 01:13:09,281 You wrote me this letter. 835 01:13:09,349 --> 01:13:10,873 Why don't you call me back? 836 01:13:11,451 --> 01:13:12,884 Because I'm "a good friend". 837 01:13:13,353 --> 01:13:14,980 What's going on? 838 01:13:17,357 --> 01:13:18,324 Hunter... 839 01:13:36,176 --> 01:13:37,507 I'm out of time. 840 01:13:37,577 --> 01:13:38,407 Call her back. 841 01:13:38,478 --> 01:13:40,002 Why, because I'm "a good friend"? 842 01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:41,012 Yup. 843 01:13:41,081 --> 01:13:43,606 And not calling her back, what good that do, huh? 844 01:13:44,284 --> 01:13:47,617 She even called me. Why won't you talk to her? 845 01:13:47,687 --> 01:13:51,623 The last time I talked to her, she told me she's hurt. 846 01:13:51,691 --> 01:13:55,627 And "hurt" is girl-speak for, "Call now, bonehead". 847 01:13:57,097 --> 01:13:58,325 She don't know what to do, 848 01:13:58,398 --> 01:14:00,832 so she go back to school to go on the trip. 849 01:14:42,375 --> 01:14:43,307 Lindy! 850 01:14:51,585 --> 01:14:52,609 What're you doing here? 851 01:14:52,986 --> 01:14:54,613 I had to see you before you left. 852 01:14:54,688 --> 01:14:56,121 - You wrote me that letter. - I know. 853 01:14:56,189 --> 01:14:58,623 - And then you didn't call me back. - I'm sorry. 854 01:14:58,692 --> 01:15:00,421 You knew what was going on with me. 855 01:15:00,494 --> 01:15:01,825 I was being dumb. 856 01:15:01,895 --> 01:15:03,954 - I just was scared you didn't... - Didn't what? 857 01:15:04,030 --> 01:15:05,156 Love me. 858 01:15:09,035 --> 01:15:12,664 And I didn't think you could. Because of how ugly I am. 859 01:15:17,644 --> 01:15:21,080 And I should have known better, that that's not who you are. 860 01:15:24,951 --> 01:15:29,388 You took one look at me and still said you'd seen worse. 861 01:15:32,259 --> 01:15:36,491 Somehow... when I'm around you... 862 01:15:40,667 --> 01:15:42,396 I don't feel ugly at all. 863 01:15:45,171 --> 01:15:46,900 It's because you're not. 864 01:16:32,152 --> 01:16:33,084 Go. 865 01:16:33,653 --> 01:16:34,779 You deserve it. 866 01:16:45,865 --> 01:16:47,992 Nothing's gonna change while you're gone. 867 01:16:49,869 --> 01:16:51,496 That I can promise. 868 01:17:05,218 --> 01:17:06,150 Go. 869 01:17:12,726 --> 01:17:13,658 Go. 870 01:17:23,637 --> 01:17:24,569 Hunter. 871 01:17:29,142 --> 01:17:30,268 I love you. 872 01:18:05,412 --> 01:18:06,538 Kyle. 873 01:18:42,849 --> 01:18:43,781 Hunter! 874 01:18:45,351 --> 01:18:46,283 Kyle! 875 01:18:47,153 --> 01:18:49,678 Sorry, I'm looking for someone, I don't mean to be rude. 876 01:18:49,756 --> 01:18:50,882 - I get it. - Thanks. 877 01:18:50,957 --> 01:18:52,390 And sometime, you'll tell me what happened to you. 878 01:18:52,459 --> 01:18:54,188 - I... I met someone. - That's great. 879 01:18:54,260 --> 01:18:55,887 She reminds me of you. 880 01:18:56,563 --> 01:18:58,190 And she showed me that love can change you. 881 01:18:58,264 --> 01:18:59,390 Do you think love change you? 882 01:18:59,466 --> 01:19:00,398 Of course. 883 01:19:00,767 --> 01:19:02,029 Then you'll believe the story I'm about to tell you. 884 01:19:02,102 --> 01:19:03,034 Where is he? 885 01:19:03,103 --> 01:19:07,130 It's about a guy, good-looking on the outside, ugly on the inside. 886 01:19:07,207 --> 01:19:10,040 And there's a curse. Love... Love changes him. 887 01:19:10,110 --> 01:19:11,543 Everyone knows that story. 888 01:19:13,012 --> 01:19:16,140 What if it wasn't a story? What if it were true? 889 01:19:16,216 --> 01:19:17,148 What? 890 01:19:53,253 --> 01:19:56,689 Can you imagine... that love? 891 01:20:03,163 --> 01:20:04,095 Can you? 892 01:20:11,070 --> 01:20:12,002 Yeah. 893 01:20:27,487 --> 01:20:28,511 It's you. 894 01:20:58,318 --> 01:21:01,151 Wake up. Wake up. 895 01:21:02,956 --> 01:21:07,484 Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. 896 01:21:12,165 --> 01:21:14,190 It's a dream, right? 897 01:21:15,568 --> 01:21:16,899 It's must be. 898 01:21:19,472 --> 01:21:20,700 But happy. 899 01:21:22,075 --> 01:21:24,009 Very damn happy. 900 01:21:27,580 --> 01:21:30,811 Mr. Kingson, your new intern is coming up in the elevator, 901 01:21:30,884 --> 01:21:32,408 I thought you might want to meet her. 902 01:21:32,485 --> 01:21:34,009 Just so long as she's easy on the eyes. 903 01:21:34,087 --> 01:21:36,317 Well she's a bit odd looking. 904 01:21:36,389 --> 01:21:38,016 No dogfaces, no dumpy frumps. 905 01:21:38,091 --> 01:21:40,616 But her reference said no matter what you throw her way, 906 01:21:40,693 --> 01:21:42,820 she can always work magic.