1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Created and Encoded by -- Bokutox -- of www.YIFY-TORRENTS.com. The Best 720p/1080p/3d movies with the lowest file size on the internet. World of Warcraft - Outland PVP (EU) - Torporr (name) 2 00:00:47,505 --> 00:00:49,006 Looks good, right? 3 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:59,099 So, my plan is to create this cluster of live/work lofts 4 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:02,061 all along the perimeter here. And. . . Come here. 5 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:06,023 l also am planning this neighborhood-y kind of dining and retail area 6 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:07,316 in the central square. 7 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,860 You know, l even had this thought that maybe you, Denise and Hailey 8 00:01:09,944 --> 00:01:12,488 could open up a second location for your store. 9 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:14,323 Really? Because Denise keeps talking 10 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:16,075 about wanting to open up another branch. 11 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:17,576 Well, it'd be great. Yeah. 12 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:20,579 Look, the land is a little pricey, so l couldn't develop it right away, 13 00:01:20,663 --> 00:01:22,164 but once l sell the Ferrigno estate, 14 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:24,541 l figured out l could at least put a down payment on it 15 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:28,921 and still have enough money left over for the reception in Santa Barbara. 16 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:31,840 What are you talking about? What reception? 17 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:36,762 Zooey, l know it's only been eight months, 18 00:01:36,846 --> 00:01:40,849 but l am so madly, insanely, ridiculously in love with you. 19 00:01:46,981 --> 00:01:48,190 Will you marry me? 20 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:51,443 Yes! lt just happened two minutes ago, Hailey. 21 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:54,404 -Can you believe it? -No, I can't. It's amazing. 22 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:56,490 Oh, my God. I've been on Iike 1 0 miIIion dates, 23 00:01:56,574 --> 00:01:58,325 and you end up marrying some totaIIy awesome guy 24 00:01:58,409 --> 00:02:00,452 who randomIy waIks into our store? 25 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:02,621 lt's so cute. She doesn't know she's on speakerphone. 26 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:04,873 You do not know how Iucky you are. 27 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,126 lt is impossible to find a good guy in this city. 28 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,670 -I know. -l thought we were connecting. 29 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:12,172 -Oh, my God. Really? -Kind of. 30 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:14,758 l'm sorry, but not really. 31 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:18,220 -Hey, will you conference in Denise? -Oh, my God! You caIIed me first? 32 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:20,681 -Oh, God. -Awesome. Yes. HoId on. 33 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:25,144 Hi. 34 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:35,320 -l love that piece of land. lt's perfect. -l'm glad. 35 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,447 l mean, l know the neighborhood's a little, you know. . . 36 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:40,659 Oh, my God, Zo! I cannot fucking beIieve you didn't caII me first! 37 00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:44,204 You are such a freak. Hailey's first on my speed dial. 38 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:46,331 No, no, no, I'm totaIIy kidding. I'm so psyched for you. 39 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:47,583 I feeI Iike I'm gonna puke right now. 40 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:48,709 Oh, my God, hold on. 41 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:50,586 Barry hates when l'm in the house during his poker night. 42 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:51,920 Would you give me a second, you fat douche? 43 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,505 Get out. Get out of the fucking house. . . 44 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:55,090 -Zooey just got engaged ! -To who? 45 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,176 -"To who," are you joking? To Peter. -To who? To me. 46 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:58,886 -I don't know Peter. -l've met the guy like 20 times. 47 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,512 -You've met him like 20 times. -l don't know Peter. 48 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:02,389 -You don't know Peter? -l have no idea who that is. 49 00:03:02,473 --> 00:03:03,724 Okay, we've been on like 20 dates with him. 50 00:03:03,808 --> 00:03:05,309 -You don't know him? -l've never met Peter. 51 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:07,019 You are such an asshole. 52 00:03:07,103 --> 00:03:08,187 Sorry, Zo. Have you set a date? 53 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:10,022 Yes. June 30th in Santa Barbara. 54 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:12,524 Peter already booked the place we went for that long weekend. 55 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:13,650 So romantic. 56 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:15,485 Oh, my God. He is so romantic. 57 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:17,738 That's the place where you guys fucked for the first time, right? 58 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:23,243 No. 59 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,537 No, no, no, that was the hot tub in Mexico. 60 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:27,497 That's right. Santa Barbara was just oral. 61 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:28,832 -Yeah. -You guys. 62 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,125 That's right. The hot tub, yeah. 63 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:32,920 lt was Mexico. You had your period in Santa Barbara and you wanted to wait. 64 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:35,631 God, you're so oId-fashioned, Zooey. 65 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:38,634 -You told them about the hot tub? -Maybe. 66 00:03:39,677 --> 00:03:43,555 -Wow. So, June 30th? -Yeah, l know. lt's soon, but. . . 67 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:44,806 Who cares? Peter's a doll, 68 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:46,683 and he goes down on you like six times a week. 69 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:48,101 -What are you waiting for? -Wow. 70 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:49,311 Marry him. Don't wait. 71 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:50,896 Lock that tongue down, girl. 72 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:52,356 Yeah. lt's gonna be great. 73 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,608 All right, you guys, l'll call you later. Love you. 74 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:10,082 lt is beautiful. lt's totally understated, and it's just. . . lt's perfect. 75 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:13,335 l know! No, he's the best. l feel so lucky. 76 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:17,965 All right. All right, Debbie. l'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye. 77 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:20,425 Honey! l've been totally hogging the phone. 78 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,219 -Who do you wanna call? -l'm okay. 79 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:24,513 My parents are probably asleep, so l'll just talk to them tomorrow. 80 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:26,098 You don't wanna tell any of your friends? 81 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:28,141 l'll make some calls this weekend. 82 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:29,810 Really? Well, what about that guy, Tevin? 83 00:04:29,894 --> 00:04:31,937 You talk to him like 20 times a day, right? 84 00:04:32,021 --> 00:04:34,106 Well, yeah. He works two cubicles away from me. 85 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:35,274 l'll see him Monday morning. 86 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:37,776 Or what's his name? The one that you fence with. 87 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:38,902 -Gil? -Gil. 88 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:40,696 Gil. Gilliam. 89 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:43,907 No, he's not really a "call right away" kind of friend. 90 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:48,870 Toasting. 91 00:04:58,756 --> 00:05:00,924 -Hi ! Hi. -Hi. 92 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:04,303 -Congratulations. -Thanks, Mom. 93 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:06,888 -Excellent meat. -So good. 94 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:09,474 -This is delicious. Thank you so much. -Really is, Mom. 95 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:10,976 Thank you. 96 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:13,770 But did Peter have any good friends growing up? 97 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:16,106 l honestly don't remember any. 98 00:05:16,190 --> 00:05:17,899 All right, look, Zooey, just to clarify here, 99 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,986 my dad worked for lBM, so we moved a lot when l was a kid. 100 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:22,821 Robbie always managed to have friends. 101 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:24,823 Of course, he probably wanted to suck their dicks, but. . . 102 00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:26,116 Oswald ! 103 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:28,118 No, Mom, it's cool. l totally did. 104 00:05:28,202 --> 00:05:30,287 But he doesn't have to use that kind of language. 105 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:31,413 -lndeed. -Why? 106 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:34,499 My son is a gay man, and l embrace his lifestyle. 107 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:36,335 lt's true. Dad loves the gays. 108 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:39,629 l actually made him an honorary homo last month. 109 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:44,259 The point is, Zooey, Peter always connected better with women. 110 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:47,554 You know, l can see that because he's a great boyfriend. 111 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:49,014 Thank you, fiancée. 112 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:50,349 Also, you gotta understand, Zooey. 113 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:53,477 Peter matured sexually at a very early age. 114 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:55,520 l remember taking him swimming when he was 1 2 years old. 115 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,647 Kid had a bush like a 40-year-old Serbian. 116 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:01,526 Come on. Okay. Dad, please, stop talking. 117 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,111 -Good to know. -Nice. 118 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:06,156 Come on. He had a Speedo full of Brillo. Be proud. 119 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:07,908 God. 120 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:10,786 Who invited the stand-up comedian over here? 121 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:14,623 Zooey, here's the deal. Peter's always been a "girlfriend guy." 122 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:17,292 He put all his focus and energy into his relationships, 123 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,711 and all his dude friends just fell by the wayside. 124 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:22,631 Zooey, don't listen to him, all right? l mean, we're eight years apart. 125 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:24,716 Barely grew up together in the same house. 126 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:27,302 This is ridiculous. Why is it weird that l had girlfriends? 127 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:30,097 Nothing. We're just saying you never really had a best friend, is all. 128 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:32,432 -Well, who's your best friend? -l have two. 129 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,267 Hank Mardukas has been my closest friend 130 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:35,560 since our first year at lBM. 131 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:37,479 -Best man at our wedding. Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah, he was. 132 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:41,358 Talk to him two, three times a week on the phone for 30 years now. 133 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:43,151 And then there's Robbie. 134 00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:45,529 What's up? 135 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:50,492 -Robbie is your other best friend? -Correct. And Hank Mardukas. 136 00:07:34,078 --> 00:07:36,455 What the shit is he looking at? 137 00:07:43,671 --> 00:07:46,506 Davis Dunn Realty, how may l direct your call? Please hold. 138 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:50,886 Hold, please. Put him through to Tevin. 139 00:07:51,345 --> 00:07:55,015 lt's very close to downtown. How close do you wanna be? 140 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,225 Thank you, sweetheart. 141 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,645 l can't get you that close. 'Cause the schools are terrible. 142 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:05,817 The skyscrapers were all lit up. l got down on one knee. 143 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,527 She was totally surprised. 144 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:11,406 Well, l'm jealous, Peter, 'cause you never gave me a shot. 145 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:13,575 But you're gonna make the best husband. 146 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:16,828 Stop it. Stop. All right, you can continue now. 147 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,918 Morning, Trayce. 148 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,088 -Hey, Tevin. -Hey, man. 149 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,173 What's so funny? 150 00:08:28,257 --> 00:08:29,508 One of the guys in my fantasy football league 151 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:30,550 just sent me a QuickTime. 152 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:33,178 lt's a grandma riding a Sybian machine. 153 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:34,554 What's that? 154 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:36,139 lt's one of those vibrating saddles 155 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:39,851 that women sit on to give them, like, super intense orgasms. 156 00:08:40,728 --> 00:08:42,229 Check it out. 157 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:45,232 -Damn! -How sick is that? 158 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:47,484 lt's very. That's very sick. 159 00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:49,027 So awesome. 160 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:53,490 Hey. So, what up, dog? How's that Ferrigno dealio coming? 161 00:08:53,574 --> 00:08:56,535 lt's coming good. Yeah. l'm getting ready to show in a couple of weeks. 162 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,453 Great. Dude, l'm just gonna throw this out there 163 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,288 because it's a big piece of house. 164 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:03,583 lf you want a copilot on this, l'd be happy to team up with you. 165 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:06,962 No, l know. l feel like l wanna give myself the challenge 166 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:08,505 -and just see how it goes. . . -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 167 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:10,840 -l appreciate the offer. -No sweat. 168 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:13,385 Hey, anyway, you know, my girlfriend and l. . . 169 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:17,097 Well, we had this very special evening planned, and l. . . 170 00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:21,226 She's a squirter! She's squirting ! Peter, we got a squirter! 171 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:24,813 Old Faithful ! 172 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,357 Hello, fiancée. 173 00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:30,485 Hey, baby. I totaIIy forgot. It's my turn to host Iadies' night. 174 00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:33,196 No prob. l have fencing practice, anyway. 175 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:37,117 l'll grab a beer with Gil and the boys afterward. Hit them with the big news. 176 00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:40,412 -Great! I gotta go. Love you. -l love you, too. 177 00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:43,206 Peter! Peter! 178 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,750 l'm sending it to you. 179 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:48,128 -No. l don't want it. -You got it. 180 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,796 God ! 181 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:53,842 Wait a minute, l didn't even click. . . How does it. . . l didn't even click it on. 182 00:09:54,176 --> 00:09:55,635 She's got a bush like a porcupine. 183 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:58,513 l don't wanna know anything about her bush. Hi, Lynette. 184 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:09,232 -Suck it! -Good bout, Gil. Sweet bout! 185 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,735 Good job. 186 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:15,071 Wow. Way to go, buddy. 187 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,700 -Great bout. -Fuck off! 188 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:23,872 Bro, really sorry l lost my shit out there. 189 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,790 l just did not see that ln Quartata coming. 190 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:26,958 Hey, man, don't worry. 191 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,918 You know, you came in with a pretty sweet glissade. 192 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:31,379 Anybody seen my manchette? 193 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,632 Did you look under your plastron, dick wicker? 194 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:36,176 -Fuck you, Larry! -Fuck you, Eugene. 195 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:38,470 -Classic. -Thank you, Larry. 196 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:44,142 Hey, so you guys want to, like, get some grub 197 00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:45,310 or grab a beer or something? 198 00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:47,979 We're actually heading up to Joshua Tree tonight. 199 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,689 Oh, yeah? What's going on up there? 200 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,232 We're just doing this thing for Eugene, you know. 201 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:55,278 Kind of a bachelor party/camping trip kind of thing, you know. 202 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:58,531 l didn't even know you were getting married. 203 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:01,409 Yeah. Taking the leap next Sunday. 204 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,703 -Great. -Dirty little slut. 205 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:06,164 He's gonna lose his virginity finally. 206 00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:08,333 l've fucked my girlfriend. He's kidding. 207 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:12,837 Right on ! Very cool. Very, very cool. That's cool. 208 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:16,508 l would've invited you, man. l just didn't think that you'd be into it. 209 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,677 You never really come out with us after practice and stuff. 210 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:21,012 Oh, no, dude. . . Don't even. 211 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:24,599 lt's so fine. Really. Thanks, though. Thank you, but. . . 212 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:28,186 You know, it's funny, actually. l just got engaged myself. 213 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:31,272 -Wow. That's awesome. -You did? Congratulations. 214 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,941 -MazeI tov. -That's great. 215 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:34,693 Good luck with that. 216 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:37,612 -Thank you. And you, too. -Thanks. 217 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,280 Yeah. 218 00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:42,283 All right, well, we should probably hit the road. 219 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:43,368 -Traffic. -Yes. 220 00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:44,703 -Have a blast. -Shotgun. 221 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,287 -We'll be back on Wednesday, right? -Yeah. 222 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,623 Play a U2 record while you're there. 223 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,626 -Good. 'Cause of Joshua Tree. -That's right. 224 00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:59,134 lt's hilarious, know what l mean? 225 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,515 No, l'm serious. You know what my favorite nights are? 226 00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:08,226 Hanging out with you girls, and l can do that guilt-free 227 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,103 because Barry loves hanging out with his friends, too. 228 00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:12,355 l mean, every weekend, there's a golf getaway, 229 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,232 a ski trip, a weekend in Vegas. 230 00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:16,901 Wait, Vegas? You're not worried he's gonna cheat on you? 231 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:20,822 He's 40 pounds overweight with a Jewfro and a small dick. 232 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,741 Look, l love the guy to death, but l'm far and away 233 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,242 the best-looking woman he's ever gonna get, 234 00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:25,827 and l'm only a 7, so, come on. 235 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,162 Oh, my God. You're not a 7. 236 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,717 Peter's not a freakazoid. 237 00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:42,802 l don't know, Zo. l mean, l think this is kind of serious. 238 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,430 A guy without friends can be really clingy. 239 00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:47,849 Like, my brother-in-law drives my sister crazy. 240 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,893 He's always like, "When are you gonna be home? 241 00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:51,644 "Where're you going? Can l come with you? 242 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,480 "But nothing's on TV. What am l gonna do?" 243 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,774 -That's. . . No, come on. What the. . . -"Be home before midnight." 244 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:58,401 Peter's not like that. Please. He's just not like that. 245 00:12:58,486 --> 00:12:59,652 Well, just wait. 246 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:02,238 But anyway, you've got six bridesmaids and a maid of honor. 247 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,491 lt's gonna be a little weird if we're walking down the aisle alone. 248 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,242 -Yeah, l know. -He's great. 249 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,703 -So who's gonna be his best man? -l have no idea. 250 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,790 l honestly think that his best friend is his mom. 251 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,626 -Terrible. -No, no, no. Not like that. 252 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:18,922 Peter? 253 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:22,884 Honey? 254 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,306 Hey! 255 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,350 -Hey! -Hey! 256 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:34,062 l made you guys some root beer floats. 257 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,190 Peter, are those chocolate straws? 258 00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:40,318 Yeah. Pirouettes. Pepperidge Farm. 259 00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:43,154 Thank you so much for the floats, baby. That was so sweet. 260 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,239 My pleasure. Enjoy. 261 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:47,325 -Hey, congratulations on the wedding. -Congratulations! 262 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,830 l know. lt's so exciting. l feel so grown-up. 263 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,249 -All right, sir. -Okay, ma'am. 264 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,417 Okay. 265 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,045 Shit! Do you think he heard us? 266 00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:01,339 -No. -No way. 267 00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:03,258 l gotta get some fucking friends. 268 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,721 This is cool. You're coming to me for help. 269 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:11,057 Well, the good news is not only do l know men, 270 00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:13,518 but straight guys are my specialty. 271 00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:14,769 What does that mean? 272 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:18,022 l get bored pursuing gays. l like to give myself more of a challenge. 273 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,567 -Yeah ! -Excuse me one second. 274 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,694 There you go, brother. Dig deep, come on. 275 00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:25,613 Push that shit out. Look at me, l'm pinkies. l'm barely touching it. 276 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:29,868 You're clear. Locked it in, dude. Nice job. Nice lift. 277 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,870 -Thanks, man. -You're welcome. 278 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,080 All right, l'll see you around. 279 00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:35,665 l hope so. 280 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,883 -That guy was totally flirting with you. -l told you. 281 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,552 And did you see his wedding ring? Straight as an arrow. 282 00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,637 l'm telling you, hooking up is easy. 283 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,639 Meeting platonic male friends, not so much. 284 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,725 So, what do l do? l mean, how do l meet friends? 285 00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:55,351 lt's such a weird concept. 286 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:58,521 Well, l can do some recon around the gym, 287 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,440 but you're gonna have to be aggressive about this, man. 288 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,567 -Yeah, yeah. -Use the lnternet to meet guys. 289 00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:04,027 Get Mom to fix you up. 290 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,404 l mean, if you see a cool-looking guy, strike up a conversation 291 00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,406 -and ask him on a man-date. -A what? 292 00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,074 -A man-date. -Okay. 293 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,367 -You know what l mean? -No. 294 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,746 By that, l mean a casual lunch or after-work drinks, okay? 295 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,372 No dinner and no movies. 296 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,583 You're not taking these boys to see The DeviI Wears Prada. 297 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:20,919 God, l love that movie. 298 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,921 No, l won't. l got you. l know what you mean. 299 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:25,423 This is really exciting. We're gonna find you some friends. 300 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:29,677 -So l'm gonna. . . What do l do? -You don't play much? 301 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:33,222 -l used to play a lot of Hearts in college. -This is the same thing. 302 00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:36,059 l don't even know why he called. This guy hasn't even played poker. 303 00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:38,561 l don't know. l don't know, but it's Zooey's fiancé, 304 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,063 so just shut the fuck up and be nice. 305 00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:42,690 Well, if l do this, we have sex with the lights on when you get home. 306 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,234 -Really? -Yeah. Like in Jamaica. 307 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,571 -Fine. -All night long. 308 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,074 -Fine. Love you. -All right. 309 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:55,870 My brother's a great guy, you know? l mean, he's smart, he's. . . 310 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:57,872 Well, actually, l don't know him that well, 311 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,542 but l'll give you five free sessions if you take him out. 312 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,211 Go Beckham ! 313 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:07,799 So glad Robbie hooked this up. This is awesome! This is awesome! 314 00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:10,677 -Me, too. This is really. . . -lsn't this great, man? l love soccer! 315 00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:17,642 Here we go, Galaxy! Here we go! 316 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:19,602 Come on, Peter, stand up. Here we go. . . 317 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:20,853 Shut the fuck up! 318 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,230 All right, now people are really upset. 319 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,481 -You shut up! -No, you shut up! 320 00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:25,400 -You shut up! -Hey, watch the game! 321 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:29,320 Honey, he just moved to LA. He barely knows anyone. 322 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,822 He's an architect. 323 00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:33,616 His mother says he's so excited to meet you. 324 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,119 Robbie toId me not to have dinner with any of these guys. 325 00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:39,580 Your brother's a crazy person. One dinner won't kill you. 326 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,583 -Doug? -Peter? 327 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,419 -Hey. -Hey. 328 00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:49,590 -So you just moved here, huh? -l did. Pretty recently. 329 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:53,594 A couple of weeks. Fresh off the boat from Chicago. 330 00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,304 Chi-Town. 331 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,931 -Windy City. -Oh, yeah. 332 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,143 Da Bears. 333 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,187 Those sports guys. 334 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:07,692 You know what else, the other old Saturday Night Live one l love? The. . . 335 00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:10,820 What's the one Dana Carvey does with the old lady who's like. . . 336 00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:12,196 -Church Lady? -Yes! Yes! 337 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:17,201 "lsn't that special?" 338 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,746 That sounded kind of more leprechaun-y. 339 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,706 -lt did? -lt did a little. Like a leprechaun. 340 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:28,254 Nice to meet you, too, Mel Stein. 341 00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:31,299 The picture's from a coupIe of years back. 342 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:37,805 Have a seat. l'm so happy to meet you in person, you know. 343 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:42,143 Me, too. How long have you been using the lnternet? 344 00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:45,229 Three or four years. 345 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,857 l didn't know anything about it until a couple of years ago. 346 00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:49,901 -You're good at it now. -Thank you. 347 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:52,904 -And the big dog ! -There it is! 348 00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,197 Let me ask you guys. Let me ask you guys. 349 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,699 Beatles, Stones. On a count of three. 350 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,409 -One, two, three. Beatles. -All in. 351 00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,994 -Fuck you. -l don't care. 352 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,080 -All in. -You're an idiot. 353 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,247 That's you, pal. 354 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,333 l will call in. 355 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,542 -Too much for me. -You're in. 356 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,044 -Anybody else? Just me and you? -Yeah. 357 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,755 That's it? Pot right? Trip queens. 358 00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:13,841 -Nice. -Three ladies. Three ladies. 359 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,676 -Nice hand. -Finally. Fucking finally. 360 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,012 -Wait, let's see what he's got. -Yeah, let's see what he's got. 361 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,099 l have nothing. l have five spades. 362 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,351 -That's a flush. -Yes, one, two, three. . . 363 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,852 Flush ! 364 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,104 He's a fucking asshole. 365 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,438 -Relax. -l'm not gonna relax. 366 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,650 -What? -l said you're an asshole, Peter. 367 00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,026 Don't take it too seriously. 368 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,071 What are you staying in with seven deuce suited? 369 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:39,325 With a fucking rainbow rag flop! Take the fucking chips. l'm buying in. 370 00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:40,827 -l'm sorry. . . -Just give me some more chips. 371 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,328 l didn't know it was a rainbow. 372 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:45,123 -ls the wine treating you well? -lt opened up beautifully. Thank you. 373 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,041 -Excellent. -Come on. 374 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,129 -Hot. Hot. -Oh, my God. 375 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,422 -She's so hot. -She's smoking. 376 00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:56,509 All right, Pete, you done a boat race, right? 377 00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,010 -No. -Just drink the fucking beer, 378 00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,971 -and you'll get the hang of it. -l've got it. l will. . . 379 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,556 Doesn't matter who's winning. 380 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,640 lt comes down to you and me. 381 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,142 -lt's gonna be anchors. -We're the anchors. 382 00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:07,145 -Let's boat. . . Let's boat race! Race it up! -Ain't no luck in boat racing. 383 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,814 One! Two! Three! Go! 384 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,733 Come on, Pete! lt's all you, Peter! 385 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,277 Go, go, go! 386 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,489 Take him down ! 387 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,992 -One more time! -Let's go! 388 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,748 Come on ! Go, Barry! 389 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,876 -Barry! Damn it, Barry! -Fuck! 390 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:34,589 Yes! ln your face! ln your. . . 391 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,300 Holy shit! 392 00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:41,846 -l'm sorry. -Get out of my house. 393 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:44,932 -l'm so sorry. -Just get out of my fucking house. 394 00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:47,560 -l'm sorry. -This is not cool ! Get the fuck out! 395 00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:52,523 l gotta tell you, Doug, l really enjoyed this. 396 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,275 You know, l've been out with so many jerks recently. 397 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:57,195 lt's nice to meet somebody l can have an actual conversation with. 398 00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,696 -Let's do it again. -l'd love to. 399 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:02,533 Okay. Tomorrow night. Matsuhisa, 8:00. 400 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,286 -l will see you there, sir. -Awesome. 401 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:25,473 You've been so busy. 402 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,392 l've hardly seen you these past couple weeks. 403 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:31,354 l know. l've been crazy at work. 404 00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,606 l'm happy to see you now. 405 00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,865 -Have you been kissing someone? -No. 406 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:48,287 Peter, your mouth tastes like an ashtray. 407 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:54,001 Yes. l went to dinner with this guy, and he kissed me. 408 00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,963 What the fuck are you talking about? 409 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,548 My mom set me up with this guy, 410 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,759 and he thought l was gay, and it was just. . . 411 00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:03,427 lt was a whole misunderstanding. 412 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,304 -Your mom set you up with a guy? -Yeah. 413 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,098 You told me you were going to dinner with a client. 414 00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,475 -No. -What the hell is going on? 415 00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:12,103 Look, l overheard you talking to the other girls 416 00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:14,021 on your girls' night and. . . 417 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,147 l knew it. 418 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:18,192 Look, l know that you're stressed out that l don't have any close friends, 419 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,778 so l've been trying to meet someone. 420 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,824 Right, you've been. . . Okay, so that explains a lot. 421 00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:27,910 l thought it was so weird that you wanted to hang out with Barry. 422 00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:30,621 -Yeah, exactly. That guy's a dick. -Yeah. 423 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,957 -l threw up in his face. -Yeah, l know. Denise told me. 424 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,293 -l threw up in his. . . A lot. -Yeah. 425 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,503 -Projectiled. -Yeah. 426 00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:40,006 -That's a real thing. -Yeah. 427 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:42,133 Well, l don't think l'm gonna meet anybody by June 30th, 428 00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:45,261 so our wedding party's gonna be a little uneven. 429 00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:48,889 Peter, l don't care. l just want you to be happy 430 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,642 and to stop kissing strange men. 431 00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:59,483 Wow, it's really smoky in there. 432 00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:01,277 Yeah, he got up in there. 433 00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:02,903 -Tongue? -Oh, yeah. 434 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,905 You wouldn't mind brushing your teeth, would you? 435 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,825 No. l've already done it a couple of times. 436 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:09,827 l'll do the mouthwash again. 437 00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:14,206 -There's some Tom's in the top cabinet. -No, l gotta go with chemicals on this. 438 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:17,251 -l love you. -l love you, too. l might use Comet. 439 00:22:40,942 --> 00:22:42,068 lt's a pleasure to meet you. 440 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,195 l live down there. 441 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:46,322 l like it. l'm liking it. 442 00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:47,948 -Yeah? -Yeah. 443 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,533 lt's a good space, you know? lt's a good vibe. 444 00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,160 -Yeah? Terrific. -Yeah. 445 00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:53,788 Well, when the Santa Anas come through, it is majestic. 446 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:54,872 -Thanks. -l'm excited. 447 00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:55,998 -We'll let you know. -Okay. 448 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,124 Thank you. 449 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,212 -Hello. -Hi. 450 00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:03,214 -lf you need any help, just let me know. -Thanks. 451 00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:04,465 Sure. 452 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,558 Thank you for eating. 453 00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:16,185 -l'm the first one, huh? -Yeah. 454 00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:19,271 l never understood why people are so afraid to eat at an open house. 455 00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:20,648 l know. 456 00:23:21,608 --> 00:23:22,733 Why's Ferrigno selling? 457 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,610 He bought a place in Jackson Hole. 458 00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:26,612 Yeah, l think he's tired of the Hollywood grind. 459 00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:27,738 Right. 460 00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:30,699 You know, l've always wanted a pad with a giant Lou Ferrigno statue, 461 00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:32,910 so l think l've found it. 462 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:35,162 He's got one. 463 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:38,332 You're wasting your time with that couple. Just FYl. 464 00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,376 Why do you say that? 465 00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:43,170 l saw the guy pull in. He's driving a Saab 9.3, 466 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:46,590 which, l'm not a snob, it's a great car, but it costs $30,000. 467 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:49,969 This house must be, what, 4, $4.2 million? 468 00:23:50,053 --> 00:23:51,762 Doesn't quite compute, right? 469 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:55,099 Well, l hope that's not the case. He told me he was gonna make an offer. 470 00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:58,519 l think he's trying to impress that girl he hasn't slept with yet. 471 00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:00,271 -The feng shui. -Yeah. 472 00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:03,107 How do you know that? 473 00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:06,193 Well, it's body language, you know? 474 00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:07,862 Look, that guy needs to fart. 475 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,905 lt's pretty clear, but he doesn't know her well enough 476 00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:12,575 to do it in front of her, so l assume they haven't slept together. 477 00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:16,078 -l like it. You okay? -Yeah, no, l'm fine. l'm good. 478 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:18,873 -He does seem to be clenching. -Yeah, he doesn't wanna fart. 479 00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:23,377 Watch. When he gets enough space, he's gonna let one rip, l guarantee you. 480 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,463 That's a good move. 481 00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:27,798 "Hey, go check out the kitchen, honey. l'll meet you in there." 482 00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,009 -Okay. Yeah. -Now watch. 483 00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:33,971 He's making his move slowly. Slowly but surely. Watch the leg. 484 00:24:34,055 --> 00:24:37,475 Wait for it. Wait for it. Fart. 485 00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:39,810 -Boom. That's a fart, motherfucker. -Oh, my God. 486 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:41,479 -That's a fucking fart. -Oh, my God ! 487 00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:44,982 Look at him crop-dusting across your open house. lt's a disgrace. 488 00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:48,235 -He farted in my open house. -He sure did. 489 00:24:49,404 --> 00:24:50,404 You know what, guy? 490 00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:53,741 l like it, but l'm thinking it might be a little bit small. 491 00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:56,202 Totally, and it smells like fart. 492 00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:57,536 -What? -Never mind. 493 00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:59,038 Let's take off, baby. Come on. 494 00:24:59,122 --> 00:25:01,999 Roll down the windows in that car, sweetheart. 495 00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:04,084 You called that. That was like a play-by-play. 496 00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:05,377 That's amazing. You called that! 497 00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:07,671 -Yeah. Well, l know my farts. -Unbelievable. 498 00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:10,424 Well, listen, just full disclosure. 499 00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:13,594 l have no interest in buying this house. 500 00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:15,095 Well, then why are you here? 501 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:18,098 To eat your free food and to try to meet a divorcée. 502 00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:19,558 -Are you serious? -l am. 503 00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:22,019 Yeah. l've found that at the classy open houses, 504 00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:24,563 the spread is usually pretty decent, 505 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:28,817 and there's a beautiful bevy of attractive and newly-single women. 506 00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:33,322 l don't know what to say. Thank you for your honesty. 507 00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:37,284 Thank you for the sun-dried tomato aioli, because it's a revelation. 508 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,329 -Wow. Hey, thanks for noticing. -Yeah. 509 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,331 All right, l'm gonna take this panini for the road. 510 00:25:42,415 --> 00:25:45,376 There's an open house in Bel Air that promises to be replete with cougars. 511 00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:47,461 -You don't wanna miss that. -No, sir. 512 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,588 -lt was nice to meet you. Yeah. -You, too. 513 00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:51,757 Hey, you know what, here, let me give you my business card. 514 00:25:51,841 --> 00:25:53,342 -All right. -ln case you're looking for, 515 00:25:53,426 --> 00:25:54,635 you know, a new home or anything. 516 00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:57,805 l actually specialize in smaller houses, bungalows, that kind of thing. 517 00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:00,975 -Lovely. Let me give you mine, as well. -Okay. 518 00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:03,727 -"Sydney Fife." -That is my name. 519 00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:04,853 There you go. 520 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:06,814 Well, thank you for the great open house. 521 00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:08,649 -My plezh. Okay. -All right. 522 00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:11,360 -Nice to meet you. -You, too, Sydney. 523 00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:17,575 Hello. 524 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:21,704 l can't just call him. 525 00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:23,038 Why are you being such a chickenshit? 526 00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,374 He gave you his card. lt's an open invitation. 527 00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:26,792 Engage your core. 528 00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:29,086 lt's beach season. lt's beach season. 529 00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:31,463 l hate this. There's no rules for male friendships. 530 00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:33,757 What are you freaking out about? You went out with those other guys. 531 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:37,261 -l'm really nervous about this one. -'Cause you really like him. 532 00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:41,307 All right, buddy, great set. Take five, l'll come rub you down. 533 00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:43,934 Look, if he does call, no more dinners, okay? 534 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:46,312 -lt's sending the wrong message. -l know, l know. 535 00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:50,399 Hey, Peter! l got an extra ticket to the Galaxy game tonight! 536 00:26:50,483 --> 00:26:55,321 You know what? Thanks, man, l'm sorry, l can't. l got a function. 537 00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:59,325 l got season ticks. l'll get you on the flip side. Here we go. 538 00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:01,702 Hey, thanks a lot for hooking me up with Elmo over there. 539 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:04,288 -That was a blast. -What? That guy's cool. 540 00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:06,457 Here we go. Here we go. Come on, push it out. 541 00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:09,543 Everything you got! Everything you got! Everything you got! 542 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:21,680 Yeah. 543 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:23,515 Just to. . . 544 00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:28,145 Hey. . . Pathetic. 545 00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:31,065 Sydney, how you doing? lt's Peter Klaven. 546 00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:34,485 Hey, Sydney, it's Peter Klaven. We met at the open house last week. 547 00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:38,405 Get some guts, would you? l got some cheese. Give me a break. 548 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:41,200 No. Oh, my God. 549 00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:46,747 -Hey, Peter. -Hey, Carolyn. 550 00:27:51,127 --> 00:27:52,294 Sorry. 551 00:27:52,879 --> 00:27:54,838 Fife. You know what to do. 552 00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:58,509 Hey, Peter. lt's Sydney Klaven. No, that's not right. 553 00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:03,639 Sydney, it's Peter Klaven. 554 00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:07,267 l met you last week at an open house, 555 00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:11,939 and l had a showing and. . . 556 00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:18,278 Anyway, l was wondering if you ever wanted to get together 557 00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:23,701 and talk about real estate and whatnot. Or whatnot. And. . . 558 00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:25,577 -Hey, sugar. -Hey. 559 00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:34,002 l'm sorry, l forgot what l was gonna say. What was l saying? 560 00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:39,967 Yes, the open house and we met. . . Anyway, no rush. 561 00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:44,763 You call me back whenever you get a mo. Get a moment. 562 00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:48,767 And we will talk when l talk to you. 563 00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:52,229 All right. Hope you're having a great day. 564 00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:53,856 Okay. Bye, now. 565 00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:04,992 Fuck. 566 00:29:06,786 --> 00:29:10,164 l'm fine with a little mercury poisoning as long as it means l get to eat raw fish, 567 00:29:10,248 --> 00:29:11,915 'cause l love it so much. 568 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,209 My doctor said it's really bad if you're trying to get pregnant. 569 00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:15,836 l heard that. 570 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,255 Which Barry and l are doing. 571 00:29:19,048 --> 00:29:21,508 Oh, my God, that's so exciting ! 572 00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:23,260 -l'm sorry. -What? 573 00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:25,929 l'm sorry. l just pictured you and Barry having sex. 574 00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:28,182 And he's so big and you're so tiny, and l just. . . 575 00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:30,851 -Hailey. . . -Like, l totally imagined Barry just like. . . 576 00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:31,935 Okay, hold on, wait. 577 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,395 Why are you even imagining us doing it anyway? 578 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,814 -l'm seeing it again. -Well, stop! Stop! Cut it! 579 00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:37,191 No, l love Barry. 580 00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:38,567 -Hey! -Hey! 581 00:29:38,651 --> 00:29:40,486 -Hey! Hey! -Hi ! 582 00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:41,945 -Hi ! -What are you doing here? 583 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:45,282 l just had a meeting downtown with the owners of the development site, 584 00:29:45,366 --> 00:29:47,868 so thought l'd stop in and say hi on my way back to the office. 585 00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:50,329 So, Peter, how's your little manhunt coming? 586 00:29:50,413 --> 00:29:52,581 Really, you told them? Shocking. 587 00:29:52,665 --> 00:29:54,041 Well, l mean, Barry and his friends 588 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:56,001 said they had a great time with you the other night. 589 00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:57,628 -Seriously? -No. 590 00:29:57,712 --> 00:30:00,047 Well, l just. . . l don't drink that much and they pound. 591 00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:01,215 They were pounding drinks. 592 00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:02,800 Yeah, you're not used to drinking that much. 593 00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:05,010 Excuse me just a second. 594 00:30:07,013 --> 00:30:08,555 Peter Klaven. 595 00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:13,894 Excuse me just one. . . Hey, Sydney. How are you? 596 00:30:14,270 --> 00:30:15,479 ls that a man or a woman? 597 00:30:15,563 --> 00:30:17,564 l don't know. l've never heard of Sydney. 598 00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:22,653 l could be in Venice by 5:00, yeah. l can do that. 599 00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:24,822 lt's a man-date. lt's a man-date. This is a man-date. 600 00:30:24,906 --> 00:30:27,407 James' Beach Bar and Grill. 601 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:30,285 l look forward to it. Sounds great. 602 00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:33,789 All right. l'll see you in a jiff. 603 00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:37,251 -"See you in a jiff"? -l don't know why l said that. 604 00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:41,004 l've never said that expression before in my life. l just said, "See you in a jiff." 605 00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:43,674 Honey, you're all flustered. Who was that? 606 00:30:43,758 --> 00:30:45,843 lt was just this guy that l met at my open house. 607 00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:48,887 -Sydney something or other. -Sydney. l like it. 608 00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:52,891 -Oh, my God. Peter's got a boyfriend. -And l don't. 609 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,518 Oh, God, why does everything have to be about you? 610 00:30:54,602 --> 00:30:55,310 Because l'm single. 611 00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:13,078 l'm meeting him right now. 612 00:31:13,162 --> 00:31:15,330 Dude, no dinner. He'II get the wrong idea. 613 00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:17,875 You don't wanna get another tongue-fucking at the vaIet stand. 614 00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:19,877 Yes, Robbie, l promise. No dinner. 615 00:31:19,961 --> 00:31:22,713 Dude, I'm pumped about this. CaII me when you get home. 616 00:31:22,797 --> 00:31:23,964 Yeah ! 617 00:31:24,507 --> 00:31:26,133 Thank you, bro. 618 00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:31,138 All right, so you break it off with your ex-girlfriend. . . 619 00:31:31,222 --> 00:31:33,181 Yeah, and l met Zooey the very next day. 620 00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:35,475 Man, no laj between the vag? 621 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:39,813 -What does that mean? -No lag time between vaginas. 622 00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:41,690 Yeah, no. l don't. . . 623 00:31:41,774 --> 00:31:44,401 l mean, l didn't plan for it to be like that, you know, 624 00:31:44,485 --> 00:31:46,820 with no laj, but it just happened. 625 00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:49,114 All right. How's the sex? 626 00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:52,367 That's a little private, wouldn't you say? 627 00:31:52,535 --> 00:31:55,370 Look, it's something we think about on a second-to-second basis, 628 00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:58,749 and yet we're not supposed to talk about it? Why? 629 00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:00,542 Well. . . 630 00:32:00,835 --> 00:32:05,339 l guess no one's ever really asked me before, but it's good. Sex is good. 631 00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:07,382 -Oh, boy. -What, "Oh, boy"? 632 00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:09,051 Well, your voice went up when you said that. 633 00:32:09,135 --> 00:32:10,385 So? 634 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:13,263 lt means you weren't being entirely truthful. 635 00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:17,726 Look, l don't know this girl, so you can talk to me. What's the deal? 636 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:24,191 l don't know, l guess maybe sometimes l wish that she enjoyed, you know. . . 637 00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:27,694 -Getting it in the tush? -No. No, no, no. 638 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,905 -That's my bad. -Oral sex. 639 00:32:30,823 --> 00:32:33,617 She doesn't like to put it in the mouth? 640 00:32:34,869 --> 00:32:39,164 l can't believe l'm telling you this. l don't even know you. Forget it. Look. 641 00:32:39,248 --> 00:32:42,125 Zooey's awesome, and we have a great sex life. 642 00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:44,753 We really do. l can't. . . l don't even know why l said that. 643 00:32:44,837 --> 00:32:48,882 Because you're speaking honestly, all right? Relax. 644 00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:51,551 And what about you? 645 00:32:51,928 --> 00:32:53,971 -You ever been married? -No. 646 00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:56,223 For what l'm looking for, divorcées are perfect, you know? 647 00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:59,267 They don't want anything serious, and neither do l. 648 00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:02,187 Well, hey, man. You know, if it works for you. 649 00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:04,272 Believe me, Pistol, it is the best. 650 00:33:04,357 --> 00:33:06,400 -"Pistol"? -Yeah. Pistol. 651 00:33:07,026 --> 00:33:10,696 -Because you're Pete. So Pistol Pete. -Pistol Pete. 652 00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:13,824 Excuse me, you guys finishing up here soon? 653 00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:16,410 No, sorry, chief, we're actually staying for dinner. 654 00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:19,162 No, actually, l already have a dinner plan with my fiancée. 655 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:22,457 No, dude, this place has the best fish tacos in the world. 656 00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:26,336 Literally. Ranked. You gotta have one or two. 657 00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:30,507 lt's the pico de gallo, man. Just use your hands. 658 00:33:30,591 --> 00:33:32,592 We're barbarians after all, men. 659 00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:36,179 Every once in a while, l go down to the Boardwalk 660 00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:39,307 and l just throw my own feces like a gorilla. 661 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,233 You all right? 662 00:33:48,776 --> 00:33:50,986 How can you disagree with me on this? l mean, look, my. . . 663 00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:52,738 lt's bad for the whole world. 664 00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:55,198 My lease is gonna be up and l think. . . 665 00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:57,701 -Are you talking about hybrid cars? -Yes. Yes. 666 00:33:57,785 --> 00:34:00,162 l thought you were talking about hybrid animals. 667 00:34:00,246 --> 00:34:01,621 -Hybrid animals? -Yeah. 668 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:03,373 What the fuck is a hybrid animal? 669 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:06,877 lt took Andre the Giant a barrel of beer to get drunk, sometimes two. 670 00:34:06,961 --> 00:34:10,213 -"Hello, pretty lady." -"Anybody want a peanut?" 671 00:34:11,924 --> 00:34:13,383 Should we get a third order of fish tacos? 672 00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:17,179 Hands down, best fish taco l've ever had in my life. 673 00:34:17,263 --> 00:34:18,889 God, those tortillas were incredible. 674 00:34:18,973 --> 00:34:22,225 Yeah, they make them in-house. lt sets up the flavor for the whole dish. 675 00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:23,393 You know what? l just realized something. 676 00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:26,646 l never even asked you if you were interested in buying a house. 677 00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:29,107 No. No, why would l be? 678 00:34:29,776 --> 00:34:31,359 Well, it's just when you called me back, 679 00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:33,612 l didn't know if you wanted to talk about real estate or not. 680 00:34:33,696 --> 00:34:34,905 You just seemed like a good dude. 681 00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:38,241 l thought l'd see if you wanted to grab a beer. That's all. 682 00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:39,785 l'm glad you called. 683 00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:43,288 -You get home safe, Pistol. -You got it, Joban. 684 00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:45,957 l'm sorry, what? 685 00:34:47,293 --> 00:34:48,835 Nothing. 686 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,421 -No, what'd you say? -l don't know. 687 00:34:52,298 --> 00:34:56,051 You. . . You nicknamed me Pistol, and l just called you Joban. 688 00:34:56,469 --> 00:35:00,806 lt means nothing. l don't. . . l'm drunk. l'm gonna call a cab. 689 00:35:02,016 --> 00:35:04,226 All right, man. You have my number, yeah? 690 00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:06,978 l got you stored in my iPhin. 691 00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:10,857 -All right. lf you need me, call, okay? -Man, l'm golden. 692 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:13,610 -Yeah. All right, man. -All right, bud. 693 00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:17,197 Have a good night. 694 00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:25,747 l don't know the number for a taxi. 695 00:35:32,088 --> 00:35:33,880 -Hi, baby. -Hey. 696 00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:36,466 -Did you have a good time? -Yeah, we did. Yeah. 697 00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:39,803 Sydney's a cool guy. Got kind of drunk. 698 00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:43,140 -Really? -Yeah, l had to take a cab home. 699 00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,809 -Really? Did you. . . -Throw up in his face? 700 00:35:45,893 --> 00:35:46,977 -Yeah. -No. 701 00:35:47,061 --> 00:35:48,270 -Good. -So that's good. 702 00:35:48,354 --> 00:35:50,981 That's good. So is he your best man? 703 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:55,068 lt's way too early to tell, but it's very sweet of you to ask. 704 00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:57,571 Go back to sleep. l'll be in, in a second, all right? 705 00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:59,322 l just wanna see if l got any hits on Ferrigno. 706 00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:00,574 Okay. 707 00:36:07,748 --> 00:36:10,000 -Whoomp! There he is! There he is! -Stop it. Stop it. 708 00:36:10,084 --> 00:36:11,376 -Ass, ass and titties. -Stop it. Fucking stop it. 709 00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:14,921 -Fuck, l'm ticklish, Tevin. -Okay. Uncle. Uncle. 710 00:36:15,506 --> 00:36:17,591 Hey. How was the open hizzy? 711 00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:19,426 -The what? -The open house. 712 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:21,052 The open house. lt was great. 713 00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:23,847 -Yeah? Did you flip that bitch yet? -Yeah. 714 00:36:23,931 --> 00:36:26,141 No. l mean, l've had a few nibbles. No bites. 715 00:36:26,225 --> 00:36:29,019 Nibbles? Me no likey nibbles. 716 00:36:29,103 --> 00:36:31,980 -Peter, can l talk to you as a friend? -Sure. 717 00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:35,192 You're dealing with the house of a major Hollywood celebrity, 718 00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:38,695 Mr. Louis Ferrigno, The Hulk from television. 719 00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:40,864 Of course. l know that. 720 00:36:40,948 --> 00:36:42,240 How badly do you wanna sell this house? 721 00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:44,951 -l need to. You know, for. . . -l know you need to. 722 00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:46,369 You gotta do it the old-fashioned way. 723 00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:48,955 You gotta network. You gotta meet a lot of people. 724 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,458 You gotta get them some leave-behinds. 725 00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:54,544 -l have brochures. -Brochures are totally different, okay? 726 00:36:54,629 --> 00:36:56,880 -How? -You see this picture right here? 727 00:36:56,964 --> 00:36:58,381 -Yeah. -Do you know who took it? 728 00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:00,175 -No. -M. Night Shyamalan, 729 00:37:00,259 --> 00:37:02,636 the director of The Village. 730 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,096 -Okay. -What's your bus-bench ad situation? 731 00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:08,016 -l don't have any. -What about urinal cakes? 732 00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:10,560 -How about urinal cakes? -Do you use them? 733 00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:13,563 -When l pee. -That's not what l'm talking about. 734 00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:17,317 Go into any Olive Garden, P. F. Chang's Chinese Bistro, 735 00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:19,736 T.G. l. Friday's, Fuddruckers. 736 00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:23,990 What do they have in the bathroom? Urinal cakes with my face on it. 737 00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:25,742 Does it. . . l don't see how that would. . . 738 00:37:25,826 --> 00:37:27,494 l've had people come up to me on the streets and say, 739 00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:29,037 "l know you from somewhere." 740 00:37:29,121 --> 00:37:31,081 "Yeah, you do. You pissed on my face, friend." 741 00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:33,583 l don't see how having somebody piss on my face 742 00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:36,086 is gonna be able to sell Lou Ferrigno's house. 743 00:37:36,170 --> 00:37:40,799 Peter, you got the steak, but l got the sizzle, my nizzle. Right? 744 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:42,968 Why don't we split the listing. Okay? 745 00:37:43,052 --> 00:37:46,638 Let me wet my beak on this action. We'll both be winners. 746 00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:49,641 l appreciate it, but l'd really like to try and do this myself. 747 00:37:49,725 --> 00:37:52,811 Yeah. Absolutely. l'm just putting on my friend hat here. 748 00:37:52,895 --> 00:37:55,897 -l appreciate it. All right. -Whoomp! There he is! 749 00:37:57,233 --> 00:38:00,026 -Oh, jeez. -Watch yourself, big girl. 750 00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:16,126 -Fife. -Hey, Sydney. lt's the Pistol. 751 00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:18,461 Who? 752 00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:22,549 Peter Klaven from the James' Beach thing the other night. 753 00:38:22,675 --> 00:38:24,634 Hey, yeah, what's going on, man? 754 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:28,054 Yeah. Not much. l'm working like a dog. 755 00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:32,058 But, you know, usual. . . The yoozh stuff. 756 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:35,645 I was just caIIing to say, hey, I had a great time the other night. 757 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:38,898 Yeah, l had a nice time, man. Those fish tacos are the tits. 758 00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:42,485 Yeah, you know, if you ever wanna grab lunch or something, nothing major. 759 00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:44,112 Yeah. Actually, you know what? l'm gonna take my puggle 760 00:38:44,196 --> 00:38:46,031 for a little jaunt on the Venice Boardwalk. 761 00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:49,367 -You shouId come meet me. -All right. Yeah, great. 762 00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:51,995 Cool. Why don't you meet me at Muscle Beach at like, 763 00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:54,289 -l don't know, in a half an hour? -Muscle Beach, half an hour. 764 00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:58,084 l will see you there, or l will see you on another time. 765 00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:01,046 That was very confusing. I don't know if you're gonna come or not. 766 00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:04,632 -No, l'll be there. l'll be there. -AII right, I'II see you then, buddy. 767 00:39:04,717 --> 00:39:07,594 All right. Laters on the menjay. 768 00:39:12,099 --> 00:39:13,850 What did l just say? 769 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,519 He's a cross between a beagle and a pug. 770 00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:19,773 -The most beautiful dog in the world. -He's cute. What's his name? 771 00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:21,191 Anwar Sadat, 772 00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:24,361 after Anwar Sadat, former president of Egypt. 773 00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:27,030 Right. Because you're a fan of his policies or. . . 774 00:39:27,114 --> 00:39:29,616 No, because they look exactly alike. 775 00:39:33,412 --> 00:39:36,039 Hey, so how's Ferrigno coming? You got any offers yet? 776 00:39:36,123 --> 00:39:37,582 Not yet, no. 777 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:42,796 This guy that l work with, Tevin Downey, he wants to share the listing with me. 778 00:39:43,005 --> 00:39:44,339 What? And split the commission? 779 00:39:44,423 --> 00:39:46,341 What about the land you told me you wanted to buy? 780 00:39:46,425 --> 00:39:50,637 lt would put a delay on that, but l gotta sell the place, you know? 781 00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:53,556 Tevin's a total cheeseball, but he markets himself like crazy. 782 00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:56,184 He's on bus-bench ads all over town. 783 00:39:56,519 --> 00:39:58,728 You know, he says the place is out of my league. 784 00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:00,647 Hey, that is bullshit. All right? 785 00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:03,900 That open house was understated. lt was classy and elegant. 786 00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:06,152 l've been to a million of those things and nobody, 787 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:08,863 nobody puts out rosemary flatbread paninis. 788 00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:11,408 Now hold on, my dog needs to shit. 789 00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:13,618 Well, l'm trying to sell the place, believe me, but. . . 790 00:40:13,702 --> 00:40:17,372 Hey, no, Pete. Trying is having the intention to fail. 791 00:40:17,456 --> 00:40:19,749 You gotta scrap that word from your vocab. 792 00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:22,544 Say you're gonna do it and you will. 793 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,921 Come on, buddy. Good boy. 794 00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:29,717 -You need a plastic bag or. . . -No, l don't clean up after my dog. 795 00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:31,553 Dog poop is like a compost. 796 00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:33,555 lt's got a ton of nutrients that enrich the soil. 797 00:40:33,639 --> 00:40:34,848 But we're on pavement. 798 00:40:34,932 --> 00:40:37,976 God damn it! How about cleaning up after your dog? 799 00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:40,186 You mind your own fuckhole! 800 00:40:43,023 --> 00:40:45,483 What the fuck? Psycho. 801 00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:51,739 What was that? 802 00:40:51,824 --> 00:40:52,949 l'm a man, Peter. 803 00:40:53,033 --> 00:40:55,827 l've got an ocean of testosterone flowing through my veins. 804 00:40:55,911 --> 00:40:58,621 Society tells us to act civilized, but the truth is we're animals, 805 00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:01,332 and sometimes you gotta let it out. Try it. 806 00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:06,463 l'm not gonna start screaming in the middle of the Venice Boardwalk. 807 00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:08,006 Come with me. 808 00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:13,720 -This is silly. -lndulge me. 809 00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:17,724 That was really good. 810 00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:20,727 Now gently remove your tampon and try again. 811 00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:26,274 Respect the process. 812 00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:28,276 Why do you wanna mock the process? 813 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,652 -Because it doesn't do anything. -No. 814 00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:32,614 lf you don't yell, l'm gonna punch you in your stomach. 815 00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:41,289 That was really good, man. That was terrifying. 816 00:41:41,373 --> 00:41:43,291 You just scared my dog. 817 00:41:53,385 --> 00:41:54,677 -Yeah? You feel better? -Yeah. 818 00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:55,887 -Want to get a corn dog? -Yeah ! 819 00:41:55,971 --> 00:41:57,263 Let's go. 820 00:42:02,978 --> 00:42:07,315 . . .the span of this, like, l don't know, 30 pages. lt's insane. lt's crazy. 821 00:42:07,399 --> 00:42:10,485 l know. l read it in college, and l loved it. 822 00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:12,487 What a great house. 823 00:42:12,571 --> 00:42:14,531 Thanks, man. Yeah, come check out the back. 824 00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:15,782 Yeah. 825 00:42:17,117 --> 00:42:19,911 -This is a bumper car l got on eBay. -Wow. 826 00:42:19,995 --> 00:42:22,413 l was in a bidding war with CarnivalKid 32, 827 00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:25,291 so l had to go on the "Buy lt Now" price, but l got it. 828 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:26,918 -Coolness. -And you remember Marlena. 829 00:42:27,002 --> 00:42:28,044 Hey, Lenish. 830 00:42:28,128 --> 00:42:29,796 Now let's check out the piéce de résistance, bitch. 831 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,590 l wanna do it. Separate garage. 832 00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:34,759 -Mr. Klaven. -Very nice. 833 00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:37,470 Welcome to the Temple of Doom. 834 00:42:38,055 --> 00:42:40,473 Holy shit, Sydney. This place is insane. 835 00:42:40,933 --> 00:42:43,059 Holy fuck. Oh, my God. 836 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:46,145 -Thanks, man. l try. -This is amazing. 837 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:48,231 -Thank you, sir. -You got some TVs. 838 00:42:48,315 --> 00:42:49,941 l do. l do. 839 00:42:50,025 --> 00:42:51,985 Photographs. 840 00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:55,863 -Beer? -l'll snake a brew. 841 00:42:55,948 --> 00:42:58,157 -Put on some tunes. -ls that you? 842 00:42:58,409 --> 00:43:01,160 Yeah. Yeah, that's me in ninth grade, man. 843 00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:03,913 -Are you that little kid? -Yeah, l was a late bloomer. 844 00:43:03,998 --> 00:43:05,665 "Wrecking Crew." 845 00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:08,126 -Come and take a load off, bud. -Oh, man. 846 00:43:08,210 --> 00:43:09,836 Pop a squizz nut. 847 00:43:14,508 --> 00:43:16,634 What's going on over there? 848 00:43:17,344 --> 00:43:19,178 This is where l jerk off. 849 00:43:20,556 --> 00:43:24,142 And the condoms? 850 00:43:24,893 --> 00:43:28,062 -l wear them when l masturbate. -Are you kidding me? 851 00:43:28,355 --> 00:43:29,647 l always get this reaction, 852 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:33,610 but the fact is they decrease sensitivity so l can last longer. 853 00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:36,362 And there's no sticky mess to clean up. 854 00:43:38,866 --> 00:43:42,619 And when your divorcées come over, you put them away? 855 00:43:43,203 --> 00:43:46,873 Pete, this is the man cave. There's no women allowed in here. 856 00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:49,667 l got a jerk-off station, for God's sakes. 857 00:43:49,752 --> 00:43:51,252 Sit down, man. 858 00:43:52,004 --> 00:43:54,714 What about when your guy friends come over? Aren't you embarrassed? 859 00:43:54,798 --> 00:43:59,385 Masturbation is a part of life, Pete. Dudes masturbate. So do chicks. 860 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:02,472 You never talked about masturbating with your friends? 861 00:44:02,556 --> 00:44:04,140 -No, l haven't. -All right. 862 00:44:04,224 --> 00:44:06,184 When was the last time you did it, Pete? 863 00:44:06,268 --> 00:44:07,435 l'm not gonna tell you that. 864 00:44:07,519 --> 00:44:10,229 Hey. Listen, you think of this place as a Cone of Silence, all right? 865 00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:13,232 l'm not gonna tell anybody any of the things you say in here. 866 00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:14,984 You have my word. 867 00:44:18,614 --> 00:44:23,368 Zooey went to the Pasadena flea market with her friends last weekend, 868 00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:25,244 and l did it then. 869 00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:27,205 Well, that sounds lovely. 870 00:44:27,289 --> 00:44:29,832 What'd you use? lnternet or DVD? 871 00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:32,043 How do you get me to tell you these things? 872 00:44:32,127 --> 00:44:33,378 Come on. 873 00:44:34,922 --> 00:44:36,964 l used a picture of Zooey in a bikini 874 00:44:37,049 --> 00:44:39,217 that l took when we were on vacation in Cabo San Lucas. 875 00:44:39,301 --> 00:44:42,428 Wait, you jacked off to a picture of your own girlfriend? 876 00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:45,014 You. . . That. . . Wow. That is sick. 877 00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:47,809 Oh, my God ! What is wrong with you? 878 00:44:47,893 --> 00:44:48,935 What's wrong with that? 879 00:44:49,019 --> 00:44:53,523 Pedro, there is so much wrong with that, l don't even know where to begin. lt's. . . 880 00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:58,611 -That is sick, man. -Someone's ears were burning. 881 00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:01,698 Heard you say you jacked off to her picture, sicko. 882 00:45:01,782 --> 00:45:03,116 Hey, babe. 883 00:45:04,618 --> 00:45:07,537 Good. Yeah, l'm over here at Sydney's. We're just chillaxing. 884 00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:09,539 We're in the chill station. 885 00:45:09,623 --> 00:45:12,458 Yeah, l'm kind of playing hooky from work. 886 00:45:13,335 --> 00:45:15,712 No, l'll see you at home later on. 887 00:45:15,796 --> 00:45:17,672 Love you, too. Bye-bye. 888 00:45:20,259 --> 00:45:22,510 Hey, why'd you tell her you bailed from work? 889 00:45:22,594 --> 00:45:24,262 l didn't wanna lie to her. 890 00:45:24,346 --> 00:45:27,014 You're one of the most honest people l've ever met. You can understand that. 891 00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:28,433 Yeah, l never lie to women, 892 00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:32,103 but, l mean, there are some things l choose not to share with them. 893 00:45:32,187 --> 00:45:35,022 -l don't really see the distinction. -Really? 894 00:45:35,107 --> 00:45:38,568 So you've told Zooey that you jacked off to her picture last weekend. 895 00:45:38,652 --> 00:45:39,777 Well, no, but. . . 896 00:45:39,862 --> 00:45:42,447 All right. Well, you shared that information with me, didn't you? 897 00:45:42,531 --> 00:45:45,533 So there are dividing lines. That's all l'm trying to say. 898 00:45:45,617 --> 00:45:47,118 Like, l love to take a girl out to dinner, 899 00:45:47,202 --> 00:45:49,078 but l'm not gonna go golf 1 8 holes with her. 900 00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:51,998 You know what? Zooey and l played golf together a couple of months ago. 901 00:45:52,082 --> 00:45:55,752 -lt was really fun. -That sounds like a fucking nightmare. 902 00:45:58,297 --> 00:45:59,922 What do you play? 903 00:46:00,549 --> 00:46:04,093 l play a little bit of everything, but if l had to narrow it down to one, 904 00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:06,137 l guess l'd say l'm an axman. 905 00:46:06,513 --> 00:46:09,182 -Sweet. Guitar. -What about you? You play anything? 906 00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:13,936 l used to slap the bass in a high school jazz band. 907 00:46:15,063 --> 00:46:17,774 -All right. -Rush. l love Rush. 908 00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:19,942 Dude, Rush is the greatest band of all time. 909 00:46:20,027 --> 00:46:24,155 Yeah, no, how about of all time? All time. 910 00:46:25,282 --> 00:46:28,576 You know what? We should jam together sometime, man. 911 00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:31,329 Yeah. Totally. 912 00:46:31,872 --> 00:46:34,540 Totes McGotes. Cool. 913 00:46:41,215 --> 00:46:44,300 Well, you know what? l should probably hit it to it. 914 00:46:44,551 --> 00:46:46,594 All right, yeah. l gotta get to bed early, anyway. 915 00:46:46,678 --> 00:46:49,055 l'm doing a big day hike with my buddies in Malibu tomorrow. 916 00:46:49,139 --> 00:46:51,682 Yeah. Hey, thanks a lot. lt was a really. . . lt was a good hang. 917 00:46:51,767 --> 00:46:53,893 -Yeah. -Sweet, sweet hanging. 918 00:46:56,396 --> 00:46:59,690 -Well, adiós, Pistol. -Take it easy, Siddy Slicker. 919 00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:03,528 -l'm sorry. -What? 920 00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:06,697 l called you Siddy Slicker. 921 00:47:07,032 --> 00:47:08,533 -That sucks. -No, it was pretty close. 922 00:47:08,617 --> 00:47:10,785 lt's a lame nickname. 923 00:47:11,078 --> 00:47:13,079 l thought it was good. lt was better than Joban. 924 00:47:13,163 --> 00:47:16,332 Yeah, right. l'm gonna get it. l'll get a better one. 925 00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:18,167 -Dude, it was fine. -l'm gonna get you. 926 00:47:18,252 --> 00:47:21,337 -Get out of here. Get out of here. -l'm gonna get you, sucka. 927 00:47:21,421 --> 00:47:23,214 Later on, my. . . 928 00:47:28,095 --> 00:47:31,264 Peter, I have a Lou Ferrigno for you on Iine three. 929 00:47:37,312 --> 00:47:38,938 Put him through. 930 00:47:41,775 --> 00:47:44,026 Mr. Ferrigno. Hey, it's Peter Klaven. 931 00:47:44,111 --> 00:47:46,028 Peter, what the heII's going on? 932 00:47:46,113 --> 00:47:48,865 Yeah. lf you just go past the first area to the left, he's right there. 933 00:47:48,949 --> 00:47:52,034 -Sure. What's your name? -Leanne. 934 00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:54,161 Leanne. That was my mother's name. 935 00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:57,164 -Really? -l don't know. Was it? 936 00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:00,418 Peter, it's been on the market for three weeks... 937 00:48:00,502 --> 00:48:02,211 -Yes. -...and we haven't gotten one offer. 938 00:48:02,296 --> 00:48:05,298 And that's why we're having another open house this weekend. 939 00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:07,174 Hello, mystery woman. 940 00:48:08,093 --> 00:48:10,511 l think it was very beneficial, very beneficial. 941 00:48:10,596 --> 00:48:12,388 BeneficiaI? It was beneficiaI? 942 00:48:12,472 --> 00:48:14,390 So you're teIIing me we're gonna seII this house? 943 00:48:14,474 --> 00:48:17,184 Absolutely, and l've gotten many nibbles this week. 944 00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:18,311 -NibbIes? -Yes, sir. 945 00:48:18,395 --> 00:48:19,979 It's aII about food with you, Peter. 946 00:48:20,063 --> 00:48:22,565 No one cares about the stupid sandwiches you put out. 947 00:48:22,649 --> 00:48:25,568 No, sir. No, l absolutely agree with you. 948 00:48:25,652 --> 00:48:28,571 You want to sell a house and not a panini. 949 00:48:28,655 --> 00:48:30,448 -Paninis? Paninis? -Yes, sir. 950 00:48:30,532 --> 00:48:31,574 Don't make him angry. 951 00:48:31,658 --> 00:48:33,659 Enough with the coId cuts, the condiments. 952 00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:36,412 -You wouldn't like him when he's angry. -What the heII you think this is? 953 00:48:36,496 --> 00:48:39,165 No, l understand. lt's an open house and not a deli. 954 00:48:39,249 --> 00:48:43,377 -Peter? HeIIo? You need to focus. -Yeah. Yep. l think. . . 955 00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:45,296 -l think. . . -Let peopIe know my house is for saIe. 956 00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:48,549 Forget about the sandwiches and focus on seIIing my fucking house. 957 00:48:48,634 --> 00:48:50,593 -Let's do this, okay? -Yes, sir. 958 00:48:50,677 --> 00:48:51,761 -Okay? -Okay. 959 00:48:51,845 --> 00:48:54,639 -Goodbye. -All right, thank you. Bye-bye. 960 00:48:56,058 --> 00:48:57,433 You all right? 961 00:48:57,517 --> 00:48:59,435 -Hulk busting your balls? -Yeah. 962 00:48:59,519 --> 00:49:02,897 -What are you doing here? -My blood bank's a few blocks away. 963 00:49:02,981 --> 00:49:06,984 l'm AB negative. lt's extremely rare, so l try to donate every couple of weeks. 964 00:49:07,069 --> 00:49:08,486 That's really nice, Sydney. 965 00:49:08,570 --> 00:49:11,614 There's also this nurse there who l wanna fuck so badly. 966 00:49:11,698 --> 00:49:14,659 Oh, boy, here we go. Should have guessed. 967 00:49:16,244 --> 00:49:18,579 Hey, weren't you supposed to go hiking with your friends today? 968 00:49:18,664 --> 00:49:21,290 Yeah, a couple of them had to bail, but we'll reschedule. 969 00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:23,542 Anyway, listen, l got a house full of leftover Koo Koo Roo, 970 00:49:23,627 --> 00:49:25,544 so l was thinking maybe you and me could go grab some lunch 971 00:49:25,629 --> 00:49:27,964 and squeeze in a little jam session? 972 00:49:28,048 --> 00:49:29,340 Leftover Koo Koo Roo? 973 00:49:29,424 --> 00:49:32,134 Well, that sounds about as appetizing as 974 00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:36,013 a big pile of. . . A plate of dirt, or something. 975 00:49:37,349 --> 00:49:38,766 l'm. . . l was. . . l'm kidding. 976 00:49:38,850 --> 00:49:42,019 Yeah. l still want to hang out despite that joke. 977 00:49:42,604 --> 00:49:45,898 -That was a bad joke. -Yeah. You're better than that. 978 00:49:58,620 --> 00:50:00,162 That's it. 979 00:50:00,914 --> 00:50:03,082 -How's that feel? -lt feels tasty. 980 00:50:03,166 --> 00:50:06,419 -Yeah? You sound pretty good, buddy. -Thanks, man. 981 00:50:06,503 --> 00:50:08,045 Here we go. 982 00:50:24,438 --> 00:50:26,564 Wow, that's a good one, bud. 983 00:50:27,691 --> 00:50:29,191 Hey, check out these two. 984 00:50:29,276 --> 00:50:33,863 l call them bowsers. lt's my nickname for people who look just like their dog. 985 00:50:33,947 --> 00:50:35,031 Good boy. 986 00:50:35,115 --> 00:50:37,033 Bowsers? Where'd you come up with that? 987 00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:38,659 lt sounded right. 988 00:50:38,744 --> 00:50:42,288 Shit. Hey, geek! l just stepped in your dog's shit. 989 00:50:43,165 --> 00:50:45,583 Now l'm gonna make you eat it. 990 00:50:46,168 --> 00:50:47,585 Peter, run ! 991 00:50:47,794 --> 00:50:49,128 -Yeah ! -Take it. 992 00:50:56,428 --> 00:50:59,680 lt's a bit of a throwback, but it comes with the built-ins. lt's wired for sound. 993 00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:01,891 This is fun. This is a pair of jeans that he actually. . . 994 00:51:01,975 --> 00:51:03,976 This house is exquisite. 995 00:51:04,978 --> 00:51:07,021 l'd like to make an offer. 996 00:51:09,149 --> 00:51:11,025 What do you think, hon? 997 00:51:21,787 --> 00:51:25,456 Yeah, l don't like that, but for the most part, l mean. . . 998 00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:26,874 -Take it. -Really? 999 00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:28,459 Yeah, take it. 1000 00:51:29,836 --> 00:51:31,712 Sydney, what's up, man? 1001 00:51:32,506 --> 00:51:35,132 What happened? What? 1002 00:51:35,717 --> 00:51:37,343 Shut up! No. 1003 00:51:37,552 --> 00:51:40,346 Did it smell weird? ls it discolored? 1004 00:51:51,274 --> 00:51:52,817 Shut the fuck up! 1005 00:51:52,901 --> 00:51:55,277 So how long have you guys known Sydney? 1006 00:51:55,362 --> 00:51:56,654 -lt feels like forever. -What? 1007 00:51:56,738 --> 00:51:58,989 Remember that time we tripped acid together 1008 00:51:59,074 --> 00:52:02,618 -and he made us watch the news? -That was a remarkable night. 1009 00:52:02,702 --> 00:52:04,745 -Dude. Dude. Don't. Dude. -Don't be scared. 1010 00:52:04,830 --> 00:52:07,039 -Stop it. Stop it. Drive! Drive! -Don't lean ! Don't lean ! 1011 00:52:10,710 --> 00:52:11,794 Yeah, Pistol. 1012 00:52:12,045 --> 00:52:14,505 Dude, Peter is on fire. 1013 00:52:18,927 --> 00:52:20,928 -Boo-yah ! Yeah ! -Fuck me raw! 1014 00:52:21,012 --> 00:52:23,013 That's what l'm talking about. 1015 00:52:23,098 --> 00:52:25,391 -Sweet lunge, Peter. -Yeah, Pete. 1016 00:52:25,475 --> 00:52:26,642 Suck it, Gil ! 1017 00:52:31,231 --> 00:52:32,565 l love it! 1018 00:52:33,108 --> 00:52:34,733 Marvin Berry. 1019 00:52:35,861 --> 00:52:39,071 "You remember that new sound you were looking for?" 1020 00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:49,748 Pete! 1021 00:52:51,626 --> 00:52:53,502 -Are you all right? -My fucking ass. 1022 00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:55,588 -Hey, you did great today though, man. -You did. You made it up. 1023 00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:58,215 -l made it to the top. First time. -Good job, bro. 1024 00:52:58,383 --> 00:53:00,759 -Hey, nice meeting you. -Yeah, nice meeting you guys. 1025 00:53:00,844 --> 00:53:02,720 -All righty, Syd. -Wait, where you going? 1026 00:53:02,804 --> 00:53:04,930 lt's Sunday night. Tina's nephews are coming over. 1027 00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:07,141 We're gonna watch Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. 1028 00:53:07,225 --> 00:53:09,185 No, it's just, l thought we were all gonna have dinner together, 1029 00:53:09,269 --> 00:53:11,020 so l ordered us a 6-foot sub. 1030 00:53:11,104 --> 00:53:13,814 But l gotta bolt, too. l promised the kids l'd take them to Cheeseria. 1031 00:53:13,899 --> 00:53:14,940 A little pizza action. 1032 00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:17,359 Yeah, well, l'm just gonna be stuck at home grading papers tonight, 1033 00:53:17,444 --> 00:53:19,236 but thanks anyway. All right? 1034 00:53:19,321 --> 00:53:20,821 Fun day, guys. 1035 00:53:22,490 --> 00:53:25,034 -Pete? -Man, you know, on Sunday night, 1036 00:53:25,118 --> 00:53:27,286 Zooey and l usually watch HBO. 1037 00:53:27,454 --> 00:53:29,455 Right. Yeah, yeah, of course. Cool. 1038 00:53:29,539 --> 00:53:32,666 But l can't let you eat a 6-foot sub all by yourself. 1039 00:53:33,001 --> 00:53:34,043 -Do you want some? -No, 1040 00:53:34,127 --> 00:53:36,420 l had like a foot and a half back at Sydney's. l'm golden. 1041 00:53:36,504 --> 00:53:40,216 So, what do you guys do for, like, seven straight hours? 1042 00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:43,469 Whatever. l mean, like, we'll just hang out, you know. Shoot the shit. 1043 00:53:43,553 --> 00:53:45,262 Sometimes we jam a little bit. 1044 00:53:45,347 --> 00:53:47,389 -You play an instrument? -Yeah. 1045 00:53:47,474 --> 00:53:49,350 l can't believe l've never told you. l play bass. 1046 00:53:49,434 --> 00:53:52,728 -Really? -Yeah. l slap the bass big time. 1047 00:53:52,812 --> 00:53:55,981 What do you. . . What is that? You sound like a leprechaun. 1048 00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:57,775 -No, that's a reggae guy. -What is that? 1049 00:53:57,859 --> 00:53:59,777 -l just did reggae. -lt doesn't sound. . . 1050 00:53:59,861 --> 00:54:01,070 -lt doesn't sound reggae? -No. 1051 00:54:01,154 --> 00:54:03,113 -Slap the bass. -No. 1052 00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:07,034 -How does it. . . -lt's like, big time, big time. 1053 00:54:07,118 --> 00:54:10,079 -Big time. -Big time. Slap the bass big time. 1054 00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:12,539 Slap the bass. 1055 00:54:12,624 --> 00:54:14,041 -That sounded like Borat. -Yeah. 1056 00:54:14,125 --> 00:54:17,670 -Slap the bass. Big time. -That's better. That's better. 1057 00:54:17,754 --> 00:54:19,588 Syd and l have gotten pretty good at a couple of Rush songs. 1058 00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:21,840 What do you mean, like, fast-paced rock? 1059 00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:24,593 No, like, Rush. Like the band Rush. 1060 00:54:24,678 --> 00:54:27,054 -l don't know them. The. . . -The holy triumvirate. 1061 00:54:27,138 --> 00:54:29,265 -Wait, you don't know Rush? -No. 1062 00:54:29,349 --> 00:54:31,850 -You don't know Rush, the band? -No. 1063 00:54:31,935 --> 00:54:34,853 -"Exit the warrior, today's Tom Sawyer"? -No! 1064 00:54:35,355 --> 00:54:39,108 All right, l'm gonna hit you up with a little iTunes acción. 1065 00:54:39,192 --> 00:54:41,235 l cannot believe you've never heard Rush. 1066 00:54:41,319 --> 00:54:44,571 So when am l gonna meet this guy who's stolen you away from me? 1067 00:54:44,739 --> 00:54:45,781 Pretty soon, actually. 1068 00:54:45,865 --> 00:54:47,116 l invited him to that little engagement party 1069 00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:48,492 my parents are throwing for us. 1070 00:54:48,576 --> 00:54:51,453 Wow, Peter! This is serious. 1071 00:54:51,538 --> 00:54:53,998 lt's mellow. Besides, l wanted to introduce him to Hailey. 1072 00:54:54,082 --> 00:54:56,834 -That's interesting. Yeah, l like that. -Right? 1073 00:54:56,918 --> 00:54:59,837 Hey, let me ask you something. Are you ready to get your world rocked? 1074 00:54:59,921 --> 00:55:02,131 Ready! Yes. 1075 00:55:02,465 --> 00:55:04,925 -Are you ready to get your mind blown? -Do it! 1076 00:55:05,010 --> 00:55:07,428 Do you want to get some Neil Peart all up in you? 1077 00:55:07,512 --> 00:55:08,929 l don't know. 1078 00:55:09,389 --> 00:55:13,517 Well, prepare to be Rushified ! 1079 00:55:20,567 --> 00:55:23,819 -Sounds better on big speakers. -l could see that. 1080 00:55:28,241 --> 00:55:30,034 -Good, right? -Yeah. 1081 00:55:32,245 --> 00:55:36,457 -Do you do it that high when you do it? -Well, in real life, l do it low. 1082 00:55:36,541 --> 00:55:39,335 -But air bass works best up here. -Right. 1083 00:55:41,046 --> 00:55:44,006 This is exactly what l look like when l jam out, man. 1084 00:55:44,090 --> 00:55:46,050 When l jam with my bass. 1085 00:55:48,887 --> 00:55:50,596 Slap the bass, man. 1086 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:52,681 -There you go. There you go. -l'm slapping the bass, man. 1087 00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:56,602 Slap the bass, man. l slap the bass. 1088 00:55:56,686 --> 00:55:57,853 Please don't do that. 1089 00:55:57,937 --> 00:55:59,980 -Slap the bass. -Please? 1090 00:56:00,065 --> 00:56:01,357 Slap the bass. 1091 00:56:01,441 --> 00:56:03,859 -For the sake of our relationship. -Slap that bass. 1092 00:56:03,943 --> 00:56:07,363 Please stop. Please. Please stop! Thank you. 1093 00:56:07,447 --> 00:56:09,365 l'm slapping the bass. 1094 00:56:15,955 --> 00:56:18,207 l'm so glad you're celebrating at my restaurant. 1095 00:56:18,291 --> 00:56:20,209 Of course, Mr. Chu. We wouldn't go anywhere else. 1096 00:56:20,293 --> 00:56:22,920 Hey, this is my brother, Robbie. Robbie, this is Sydney. 1097 00:56:23,004 --> 00:56:25,631 -Hey, Bro Namath. -Nice. Nice to meet you. 1098 00:56:25,715 --> 00:56:29,134 -Peter, you remember Alan. -From the gym. 1099 00:56:30,595 --> 00:56:33,555 -Yeah, hey, man. -Hi, good to see you again. 1100 00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:35,516 -Alan, l'm Sydney. -Sydney, nice to meet you. 1101 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:36,725 lt's a pleasure, man. 1102 00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:38,143 All right. We're gonna grab some drinks. 1103 00:56:38,228 --> 00:56:41,230 -Cool, sweet. -All right. Show them your stuff, fellas. 1104 00:56:41,314 --> 00:56:43,148 -Hi. -Hey. 1105 00:56:44,109 --> 00:56:48,278 Zooey, this is Sydney. Sydney, this is my fiancée, Zooey. 1106 00:56:48,363 --> 00:56:51,615 Sydney, l'm so happy to meet you. l've heard so many great things. 1107 00:56:51,699 --> 00:56:53,033 Same here. And let me tell you, 1108 00:56:53,118 --> 00:56:56,245 this guy, he's gaga over you. lt's adorable. 1109 00:56:56,329 --> 00:56:57,413 -Honestly. -lt's true. lt's true. 1110 00:56:57,497 --> 00:56:59,790 -lt's true. -Guilty as charged. 1111 00:56:59,874 --> 00:57:01,417 Hailey. Hailey. 1112 00:57:02,585 --> 00:57:05,337 Sydney, this is my oldest friend in the world, Hailey. 1113 00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:07,631 -All right. -Hi. l'm good. 1114 00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:11,260 You didn't ask, but l'm good. 1115 00:57:11,344 --> 00:57:13,095 -Nice to meet you, Sydney. -lt's a pleasure. 1116 00:57:13,596 --> 00:57:16,181 Great. l told you we were early. 1117 00:57:16,266 --> 00:57:17,724 -Would you shut up? -lt's supposed to be. . . 1118 00:57:17,809 --> 00:57:19,393 The minute we get in you have to start bitching already? 1119 00:57:19,477 --> 00:57:20,686 -You told me it was a drop-by. -You know what? 1120 00:57:20,770 --> 00:57:22,271 -This isn't a drop-by. -This is not a drop-by. 1121 00:57:22,355 --> 00:57:23,939 lt's a damn engagement party. What is wrong with you? 1122 00:57:24,023 --> 00:57:25,023 Can l have a Belvedere on the rocks, 1123 00:57:25,108 --> 00:57:26,108 -please? -You're such an asshole. 1124 00:57:26,192 --> 00:57:27,609 Could you just shut up and not talk to people tonight? 1125 00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:28,735 And something with sour mix in it for her. 1126 00:57:28,820 --> 00:57:30,446 l'm sorry they didn't cater this to you and your liking. 1127 00:57:30,530 --> 00:57:31,697 -Hey, guys. -No. . . 1128 00:57:31,781 --> 00:57:33,740 -Hi, you look beautiful ! -Hey. 1129 00:57:33,825 --> 00:57:35,409 -Hello, sweetie. How you doing, baby? -Hi. 1130 00:57:35,493 --> 00:57:36,952 -Thanks for coming. -Hi. 1131 00:57:37,036 --> 00:57:38,620 -You guys know each other. -How you doing? Yeah, we do. 1132 00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:40,914 -Yeah. -Yeah. So. . . 1133 00:57:41,791 --> 00:57:44,793 -What do you got there? -Sex on the beach. Yeah. 1134 00:57:45,378 --> 00:57:48,213 You never know! Gotta be prepared. 1135 00:57:48,673 --> 00:57:49,840 -The possibility. -Wow. 1136 00:57:49,924 --> 00:57:52,301 l'm just saying, you know. 1137 00:57:52,427 --> 00:57:54,470 -What is going on over there? -Yeah, let me tell you. 1138 00:57:54,554 --> 00:57:55,971 -ls that her date? -l'll give you the whole lowdown. 1139 00:57:56,055 --> 00:57:57,473 Should we. . . 1140 00:58:01,102 --> 00:58:02,436 What's up? 1141 00:58:02,645 --> 00:58:05,564 Hey, l don't remember. Do you play an instrument? 1142 00:58:05,648 --> 00:58:08,484 -No. -Because Syd and l, my buddy Sydney, 1143 00:58:08,568 --> 00:58:12,821 -we've been jamming a lot. . . -l don't play any instruments. 1144 00:58:12,906 --> 00:58:16,783 l slap some bass, and then Sydney's an axman. 1145 00:58:16,868 --> 00:58:18,952 'Cause l was gonna say if you wanted to jam with us, 1146 00:58:19,037 --> 00:58:21,914 you know, that'd be cool. But you don't have. . . 1147 00:58:21,998 --> 00:58:23,916 You have a piano in your house, though, don't you? 1148 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:27,503 -Yeah, l don't play. -Really? Why do you have a piano? 1149 00:58:27,754 --> 00:58:29,880 The decorator put it there. 1150 00:58:30,423 --> 00:58:33,675 Your. . . Does he. . . l thought. . . No one plays? 1151 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:36,053 -l'm gonna go check on the table. -All right. Yep. 1152 00:58:36,137 --> 00:58:37,721 -Hi. l'm Denise. -Hi. 1153 00:58:37,805 --> 00:58:39,014 -Denise. -l'm Zooey's friend. 1154 00:58:39,098 --> 00:58:40,224 l've heard so much about you. 1155 00:58:40,308 --> 00:58:42,518 -lt smells like a fucking pet shop in here. -Hi. How are you? Okay. 1156 00:58:42,602 --> 00:58:45,771 -Mrs. Klaven, the banquet room is ready. -And who's Mr. Sunshine here? 1157 00:58:45,855 --> 00:58:48,023 Hi. This is my husband, Barry. 1158 00:58:48,107 --> 00:58:50,526 Come on back, everybody. The banquet room is ready. 1159 00:58:50,610 --> 00:58:54,029 Well, l'm filling myself up. l need to undo my pants. 1160 00:58:55,323 --> 00:58:57,950 There's a lot of protein, but l love it. 1161 00:58:59,994 --> 00:59:05,207 lf l may, l think it's only fitting that we're eating tonight at Hop Louie's 1162 00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:09,795 because this is, after all, Peter's favorite restaurant to bring all of his dates. 1163 00:59:10,421 --> 00:59:13,715 So of course he would bring Zooey here their first night out. 1164 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:17,010 -Just like the rest of them. -No. 1165 00:59:18,304 --> 00:59:20,806 l remember that night when Peter got home, he called me and he said, 1166 00:59:20,890 --> 00:59:23,892 "Mom, this is the girl l'm gonna marry." 1167 00:59:26,104 --> 00:59:30,190 And it's not just because she wanted an extra order of slippery shrimp. 1168 00:59:30,275 --> 00:59:31,775 On the first date? 1169 00:59:31,859 --> 00:59:34,027 -Hey, now. -Sometimes. 1170 00:59:35,071 --> 00:59:38,240 But the point is, here we are eight months later. 1171 00:59:38,825 --> 00:59:40,450 Peter, Zooey, 1172 00:59:42,495 --> 00:59:43,829 we love you, 1173 00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:47,499 and we wish only the best for you both. 1174 00:59:50,044 --> 00:59:51,420 -Cheers. -Cheers. 1175 00:59:51,504 --> 00:59:52,963 -To Peter and Zooey. -Cheers. 1176 00:59:53,047 --> 00:59:55,173 -Cheers. -Thanks, Mom. 1177 00:59:55,967 --> 00:59:57,551 -Cheers, bro. -Thanks. 1178 00:59:57,635 --> 00:59:59,595 Well, l promised Denise we'd be gone after appetizers, so. . . 1179 00:59:59,679 --> 01:00:01,972 You know what? l'd actually like to just say a few words 1180 01:00:02,056 --> 01:00:04,558 -if it's cool with the table. -Wow. 1181 01:00:07,770 --> 01:00:12,441 What an honor it is to be sitting here with Peter and Zooey's friends, family, 1182 01:00:12,525 --> 01:00:17,613 Hailey, Robbie's lover, Robbie, Oz, Joyce. 1183 01:00:17,697 --> 01:00:20,574 Thank you for hosting this beautiful dinner. 1184 01:00:21,451 --> 01:00:24,620 You got this guy with the smoking hot wife. 1185 01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:27,998 And finally, we got Zooey. 1186 01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:32,336 Zooey, you are about to marry one of the most honest, 1187 01:00:32,420 --> 01:00:36,340 kind and fun-loving people l've ever had the honor of knowing. 1188 01:00:37,550 --> 01:00:39,509 The Pistol is a pleasure-giver, that's for sure. 1189 01:00:39,594 --> 01:00:41,970 Yeah. A fucking puke pistol. 1190 01:00:42,055 --> 01:00:45,599 And the thing about a man like that, a man like Peter, 1191 01:00:45,683 --> 01:00:48,769 is that he never asks for anything in return, 1192 01:00:48,853 --> 01:00:50,812 and that's why l'm here. 1193 01:00:51,731 --> 01:00:55,025 l'm here as Peter's friend, as Peter's confidant, 1194 01:00:56,527 --> 01:00:59,905 just to say to you, beautiful Zooey, 1195 01:01:01,991 --> 01:01:04,368 give it back. Yeah? 1196 01:01:09,791 --> 01:01:11,416 Return the favor. 1197 01:01:14,087 --> 01:01:15,587 And if you do, 1198 01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:20,509 l guarantee that you will have a beautiful and pleasure-filled union. 1199 01:01:20,593 --> 01:01:22,969 -l don't think she sucks his dick. -Watch your mouth. 1200 01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:26,765 With that, l'd like to raise a glass to Pete and Zooey. 1201 01:01:28,810 --> 01:01:30,018 Cheers. 1202 01:01:31,437 --> 01:01:32,646 -Peter and Zooey. -Cheers. 1203 01:01:38,569 --> 01:01:40,278 What the hell did you tell Sydney about me? 1204 01:01:40,363 --> 01:01:41,613 Nothing. 1205 01:01:42,949 --> 01:01:44,866 l mean, aside from how much l love you. 1206 01:01:44,951 --> 01:01:48,161 So, what was with all that pleasure-giver stuff? 1207 01:01:49,914 --> 01:01:51,331 l don't. . . 1208 01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:54,710 l might have mentioned in passing or something 1209 01:01:54,794 --> 01:01:58,046 that you don't like doing oral sex. 1210 01:02:00,216 --> 01:02:03,218 -Peter, that stuff is private. -ls it? Really? 1211 01:02:03,302 --> 01:02:06,096 And telling Hailey and Denise about the hot tub in Mexico isn't? 1212 01:02:06,180 --> 01:02:08,807 -That is so different. They're. . . -What? How? 1213 01:02:08,891 --> 01:02:10,642 -l've known them forever. -So? 1214 01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:12,561 Peter, see, Sydney's like a stranger. 1215 01:02:12,645 --> 01:02:14,563 Hardly. He's become a really good friend of mine, 1216 01:02:14,647 --> 01:02:16,565 and now you know how l feel when there's no privacy 1217 01:02:16,649 --> 01:02:19,568 -between you and your girlfriends. -l thought you loved those guys. 1218 01:02:19,652 --> 01:02:20,944 l do, l love them, but, you know, 1219 01:02:21,028 --> 01:02:24,197 some things l want to remain between you and me. 1220 01:02:26,534 --> 01:02:28,410 Okay. Okay. 1221 01:02:34,041 --> 01:02:38,003 By the way, it's not that l don't like doing it. 1222 01:02:38,629 --> 01:02:43,175 lt's just that Rodney just hated getting them. 1223 01:02:43,426 --> 01:02:45,761 Wait, what guy hates getting blowjobs? 1224 01:02:45,845 --> 01:02:48,597 He had some weird intimacy problems, okay? 1225 01:02:49,015 --> 01:02:52,642 By the end of our relationship, he would literally shiver when l touched him. 1226 01:02:52,727 --> 01:02:56,062 But before that, l always liked it. 1227 01:02:57,940 --> 01:02:59,316 l liked it. 1228 01:03:01,110 --> 01:03:04,237 Great. That's great. 1229 01:03:05,156 --> 01:03:07,449 Perfect. l mean, no pressure. lt's not like l'm saying, 1230 01:03:07,533 --> 01:03:11,787 "Hey, let's go home tonight and get some BJs." But, you know. . . 1231 01:03:11,871 --> 01:03:13,747 Look, if Sydney hadn't asked me about our sex life, 1232 01:03:13,831 --> 01:03:16,124 we wouldn't even be talking about this. 1233 01:03:16,209 --> 01:03:17,918 -That's true. -Yeah. 1234 01:03:18,002 --> 01:03:19,461 You're right. 1235 01:03:20,671 --> 01:03:22,839 -And Hailey was really into him. -She was? 1236 01:03:22,924 --> 01:03:25,133 Yeah, she liked how honest and direct he was with her. 1237 01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:28,553 And, yeah, l know, that's the way he is. That's his thing. 1238 01:03:29,347 --> 01:03:32,682 -The four of us should go out. -Yeah. That'd be great. 1239 01:03:32,767 --> 01:03:33,892 Yeah. 1240 01:03:37,271 --> 01:03:38,438 Sweet. 1241 01:03:39,065 --> 01:03:41,775 -Well, have a good Pilates class. -l will. 1242 01:03:41,859 --> 01:03:44,402 -Be sure to drink lots of water. -Yeah. 1243 01:03:45,655 --> 01:03:47,030 -Hey. -Hey. 1244 01:03:48,366 --> 01:03:51,409 -Hey, Pete, let's go out back, yeah? -Yeah. 1245 01:03:55,790 --> 01:03:58,959 -She was very nice-looking. -Yeah, l fucked her. 1246 01:03:59,710 --> 01:04:02,295 l wonder if my pineapple matches your pineapple. 1247 01:04:02,380 --> 01:04:04,256 Hey, you want to check? 1248 01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:09,386 Nope. Yours is short and fat and mine is long and skinny. 1249 01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:10,846 Yeah. 1250 01:04:12,390 --> 01:04:13,932 Pete, can l talk to you about something? 1251 01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:15,433 -Yeah, what's up? -Will you put down your treat 1252 01:04:15,518 --> 01:04:17,060 for a minute? 1253 01:04:20,022 --> 01:04:24,401 l feel really horrible about that toast l gave at your engagement dinner. 1254 01:04:24,485 --> 01:04:26,027 lt was ridonculous. 1255 01:04:26,112 --> 01:04:28,446 l was really excited to meet Zooey and your family, 1256 01:04:28,531 --> 01:04:31,741 and then l showed up there and l was just. . . l got so nervous. 1257 01:04:31,826 --> 01:04:33,577 lt wasn't so great. 1258 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:37,372 l want you to know l'm really sorry. Everybody must hate me. 1259 01:04:37,456 --> 01:04:40,000 No, no, no. Look, you had good intentions. 1260 01:04:40,084 --> 01:04:42,127 -l did. -l know one person that didn't hate you. 1261 01:04:42,211 --> 01:04:46,131 Was it Benji's wife? She's a hot piece of ass. 1262 01:04:46,215 --> 01:04:49,092 -No, Hailey. -Yeah. She was funny. 1263 01:04:49,468 --> 01:04:51,386 l think she likes you. We should all go out. 1264 01:04:51,470 --> 01:04:54,598 She seems great, Pete, but honestly, within five minutes of meeting her, 1265 01:04:54,682 --> 01:04:58,101 she was telling me how she can't wait to get married and have kids. 1266 01:04:58,185 --> 01:04:59,853 Look, she was kidding around. 1267 01:04:59,937 --> 01:05:02,772 l made reservations to play golf on Sunday for the four of us. 1268 01:05:02,857 --> 01:05:05,150 No, Pete, l told you, l don't play sports with women. 1269 01:05:05,234 --> 01:05:08,320 Look, man, you told my fiancée that she needs to give me blowies 1270 01:05:08,404 --> 01:05:11,740 in front of my whole family, all right? You owe me. 1271 01:05:12,533 --> 01:05:15,035 -You make a valid point. -lt's golf. lt's fun ! 1272 01:05:19,332 --> 01:05:21,499 l never have a beer until the ninth hole. 1273 01:05:21,584 --> 01:05:23,335 Maybe we can change that rule. 1274 01:05:23,419 --> 01:05:26,922 -Okay. All right. -Keep your head down and fluid. 1275 01:05:27,006 --> 01:05:29,799 -Okay. Okay. -Great, come on. You got it. 1276 01:05:35,306 --> 01:05:36,681 -Oh, my God ! -Whoa! 1277 01:05:38,684 --> 01:05:40,226 -Zooey, that was a great shot. -Great shot. 1278 01:05:40,311 --> 01:05:42,729 Really, really good. l'm really impressed. 1279 01:05:43,564 --> 01:05:46,399 l'm sorry! l'm sorry. l'm sorry. 1280 01:05:46,484 --> 01:05:50,111 -Fuck! -Sorry. Sorry. l'm sorry, Sydney. Sorry. 1281 01:05:50,196 --> 01:05:55,033 Motherfucker! Fucking cock in my fucking shit! God ! 1282 01:05:57,036 --> 01:05:58,536 -Mary. -You okay, man? 1283 01:05:58,621 --> 01:06:01,039 -l'm sorry. -This is my nightmare! 1284 01:06:03,876 --> 01:06:06,294 -Whack it up. -Whack it, Hails. 1285 01:06:06,379 --> 01:06:09,464 -Beautiful day. -Yeah, it is. lt's really nice. 1286 01:06:09,715 --> 01:06:11,716 lt's kind of frustrating. 1287 01:06:12,134 --> 01:06:13,927 Yeah. My shin hurts. 1288 01:06:14,011 --> 01:06:16,096 l didn't realize my skin could bruise that quickly. 1289 01:06:16,180 --> 01:06:18,348 -You're good. -Guys, you're killing us here. Seriously. 1290 01:06:18,432 --> 01:06:20,725 -Let's get the ladies moving. -Listen, just give me a second. 1291 01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:24,479 Rate of play, rate of play, rate of play, rate of play, rate of play. 1292 01:06:24,563 --> 01:06:28,483 Hailey, you know what, why don't we just pick it up and move down the fairway? 1293 01:06:28,567 --> 01:06:29,901 -No, this is fine. -Because she won't have a chance 1294 01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:31,653 -to practice, right, Peter? -l got it. 1295 01:06:31,737 --> 01:06:34,197 He's kind of got a point. l mean, we're really holding these guys up. 1296 01:06:34,281 --> 01:06:36,533 You're being an asshole. Hailey, just take your time, okay? 1297 01:06:36,617 --> 01:06:38,702 He's really not being an asshole. There's a protocol. 1298 01:06:38,786 --> 01:06:40,704 The marshals come by, and there is some time pressure. 1299 01:06:40,788 --> 01:06:42,831 -You know, l'm done. This sucks. -Hailey, please. . . 1300 01:06:42,915 --> 01:06:44,290 -l'm out of here. -Please don't go. 1301 01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:45,583 -Where are you going? -Come on, Hailey. lt's okay. 1302 01:06:45,668 --> 01:06:47,419 -l apologize. l'm sorry. -l mean, we'll. . . Come on, Hailey. 1303 01:06:47,503 --> 01:06:48,586 -Please come back. -Where are you going? 1304 01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:55,051 -Did you say something? -No. 1305 01:06:58,347 --> 01:06:59,681 Thank you. 1306 01:07:07,690 --> 01:07:09,524 -Hey, man. -Dude Von Dudenstein, 1307 01:07:09,608 --> 01:07:11,943 -what are you doing tonight? -I just Ieft you haIf an hour ago. 1308 01:07:12,111 --> 01:07:13,528 l'm watching HBO with Zooey. 1309 01:07:13,612 --> 01:07:16,698 I know, but I just got an e-maiI aIert from the Rush fan cIub. 1310 01:07:16,782 --> 01:07:20,326 The Holy Trinity is playing a small club gig tonight at the Avalon. 1311 01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:23,413 Dude, it's Sunday night. l can't bail on her again. 1312 01:07:23,497 --> 01:07:24,831 Dude, you have your whole life 1313 01:07:24,915 --> 01:07:27,042 to sit around and watch premium cable with Zooey. 1314 01:07:27,126 --> 01:07:29,044 Whatever, it's our ritual. lt's HBO. 1315 01:07:29,128 --> 01:07:30,462 lt's not TV, it's HBO. 1316 01:07:30,546 --> 01:07:32,964 Have you ever watched Sunday night programming on HBO? lt's spectacular. 1317 01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:34,507 lt's fucking Rush. 1318 01:07:37,094 --> 01:07:39,929 l haven't seen them since the Signals tour. 1319 01:07:41,515 --> 01:07:43,141 Can l invite Zooey? 1320 01:08:16,342 --> 01:08:19,511 -Slapping the bass! -Slapping the bass! 1321 01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:01,302 What the fuck? 1322 01:09:02,054 --> 01:09:03,138 Yeah ! 1323 01:09:20,406 --> 01:09:24,701 My God. We could practice every day for six months, and l'm planning on it, 1324 01:09:24,785 --> 01:09:27,996 and we'll still suck. Yeah. l'll give you a call. 1325 01:09:28,247 --> 01:09:30,665 All right. Take it easy, Magooch. 1326 01:09:34,879 --> 01:09:37,463 -Were you spying on me? -Yeah, l was. 1327 01:09:37,756 --> 01:09:42,010 Because l'm totally weirded out about what's going on between you two. 1328 01:09:42,761 --> 01:09:45,263 What are you talking about? We were just going over the set list. 1329 01:09:45,347 --> 01:09:47,515 -l mean, what's the big deal? -The big deal is 1330 01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:49,726 that we were supposed to have a date night, 1331 01:09:49,810 --> 01:09:52,020 and you took me to this concert, which is cool, 1332 01:09:52,104 --> 01:09:54,230 but then we get there and it's like l don't even exist. 1333 01:09:54,315 --> 01:09:59,527 You don't even look at me. You're licking Sydney's bass guitar. 1334 01:09:59,612 --> 01:10:02,405 There were tons of guys that were licking each other's basses. 1335 01:10:02,489 --> 01:10:06,117 l just. . . l feel like l'm losing you a little bit. 1336 01:10:06,452 --> 01:10:09,621 What? We were just doing a recap of the set list. 1337 01:10:09,788 --> 01:10:11,581 -What? Zooey. -Okay. 1338 01:10:11,957 --> 01:10:14,209 l was going over the set list. 1339 01:10:15,461 --> 01:10:17,754 So the big day's coming up. How are you feeling? 1340 01:10:17,838 --> 01:10:19,505 Well, you know, l was feeling really good, 1341 01:10:19,590 --> 01:10:22,675 but Zooey and l have been fighting a lot recently. 1342 01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:25,511 All right, let me ask you a question. Why are you marrying her? 1343 01:10:25,596 --> 01:10:27,388 What kind of question is that? 1344 01:10:27,473 --> 01:10:30,433 Well, it seems to me like you've gone from relationship to relationship, 1345 01:10:30,517 --> 01:10:34,395 so is Zooey the one or is she just the next one? 1346 01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:36,022 No, she's the one. 1347 01:10:36,106 --> 01:10:37,732 All right, well, how come? 1348 01:10:37,816 --> 01:10:39,067 Because. 1349 01:10:40,277 --> 01:10:42,779 l don't know. We're in love. 1350 01:10:43,697 --> 01:10:45,323 And. . . 1351 01:10:46,533 --> 01:10:48,368 That's a hard question to answer. 1352 01:10:49,411 --> 01:10:53,039 Listen, l'm not trying to push you at all. lt's just for me, 1353 01:10:53,123 --> 01:10:56,376 sometimes talking this stuff out helps to clarify things. That's all. 1354 01:10:56,585 --> 01:10:58,878 Let's go try on some penguin suits. 1355 01:11:01,382 --> 01:11:03,591 Thank you, lovely. What's your name? 1356 01:11:03,676 --> 01:11:05,301 -Raquel. -That was my mother's name. 1357 01:11:06,845 --> 01:11:10,848 So l'm thinking about asking Tevin if he wants in on the Ferrigno house. 1358 01:11:10,933 --> 01:11:13,893 Dude, l pissed on that guy's face at a Bennigan's. 1359 01:11:13,978 --> 01:11:15,436 You do not need to be splitting commission 1360 01:11:15,521 --> 01:11:18,022 with that frosty-haired chode. 1361 01:11:20,567 --> 01:11:23,361 l have to face facts, Syd. l'm a flats guy, you know? 1362 01:11:23,445 --> 01:11:26,364 Tevin's got the flash needed to sell the place. 1363 01:11:26,865 --> 01:11:28,116 What do you think? 1364 01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:29,575 You look fucking stiff. 1365 01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:31,995 We're shopping for tuxedos for your wedding, man. 1366 01:11:32,079 --> 01:11:34,289 Let's have a good time. Loosen it up a little bit. 1367 01:11:34,373 --> 01:11:37,292 l wanna take a photo. Now, give me an action pose. 1368 01:11:37,376 --> 01:11:39,002 Like what? What do you mean? 1369 01:11:39,086 --> 01:11:42,714 Well, you're wearing a tuxedo. What do you think l mean? 1370 01:11:44,425 --> 01:11:47,635 When have you ever seen anyone in a tuxedo do that move? 1371 01:11:48,053 --> 01:11:49,262 Besides Runaway Bride. 1372 01:11:49,346 --> 01:11:50,471 The ESPYs. 1373 01:11:50,973 --> 01:11:53,141 You're wearing a tuxedo. Think James Bond, all right? 1374 01:11:53,225 --> 01:11:55,226 Give me some James Bond. 1375 01:11:58,605 --> 01:12:01,649 No. lt just looks like you're pointing at me. 1376 01:12:05,654 --> 01:12:08,656 -You look ridiculous, man. -What am l. . . How can l. . . l can't. . . 1377 01:12:08,741 --> 01:12:11,326 -Think Timothy Dalton. -T-Dalt. 1378 01:12:12,244 --> 01:12:13,870 Hey, that's pretty good. 1379 01:12:14,079 --> 01:12:16,497 Tell you what. Give me your best Bond impression. 1380 01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:18,791 Why don't you get off your board 1381 01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:22,420 and get on. . . "Get out of my dreams and into my car." 1382 01:12:22,671 --> 01:12:24,213 You looking for your pot of gold? 1383 01:12:24,298 --> 01:12:26,341 Why does everything l do sound like a leprechaun? 1384 01:12:26,425 --> 01:12:29,344 You tell me. He speaks like the coolest man on earth. 1385 01:12:29,428 --> 01:12:32,180 -The name is Bond. Oh, yeah. -There you go. 1386 01:12:32,264 --> 01:12:34,599 The name is James Bond. 1387 01:12:36,310 --> 01:12:37,560 James Bond. 1388 01:12:38,771 --> 01:12:40,855 l'll have a margarita. 1389 01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:45,777 Well, hey there, Miss Moneypussy. Wanna jump on my jetpack? 1390 01:12:46,779 --> 01:12:49,530 All right, enough of that. Let's just take the picture, all right? 1391 01:12:49,656 --> 01:12:52,200 Arch an eyebrow for me. Other eyebrow. 1392 01:12:54,328 --> 01:12:56,621 No, you just look confused. 1393 01:12:56,955 --> 01:13:00,041 Arch your eyebrow up. No, not both, just one. 1394 01:13:00,125 --> 01:13:02,001 l don't know how. . . 1395 01:13:02,961 --> 01:13:06,130 All right, maybe l was wrong. Let's see the back. 1396 01:13:08,133 --> 01:13:09,842 You know what? l'm not sure l'm in love with the drape. 1397 01:13:09,927 --> 01:13:12,220 What's wrong with the drape? Does the vent move funny? 1398 01:13:12,304 --> 01:13:14,055 You should wear something with a little more pizzazz, right? 1399 01:13:14,139 --> 01:13:15,556 -A little more flash. -You don't like the split panel? 1400 01:13:15,641 --> 01:13:17,558 -Peacock it out a bit. -No. 1401 01:13:17,643 --> 01:13:19,727 -Let's try. . . -What are those? Checkers? 1402 01:13:19,812 --> 01:13:21,354 -Here. Give this one a try. -Give me a break. 1403 01:13:21,438 --> 01:13:22,438 -No way, man. -Come on. 1404 01:13:22,523 --> 01:13:24,732 l can't fricking pull that off. lt's blue. 1405 01:13:24,817 --> 01:13:25,817 Look at me. 1406 01:13:25,901 --> 01:13:30,071 You have this image of yourself as this straight-laced, tight guy, 1407 01:13:30,155 --> 01:13:33,408 but l've seen you cut loose in the man cave, and it is fantastic. 1408 01:13:33,492 --> 01:13:35,827 Well, yeah. Slap a little bass. 1409 01:13:35,911 --> 01:13:37,995 Yeah, it's the same with the Ferrigno house. 1410 01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:41,499 You have all of the skills in the world, and you have no confidence. 1411 01:13:41,583 --> 01:13:43,543 Now, sack up, man. 1412 01:13:44,044 --> 01:13:46,212 Put on the fucking suit. 1413 01:13:49,049 --> 01:13:51,342 l can't believe you just touched my balls. 1414 01:13:55,347 --> 01:13:57,849 Hey, so listen, l also wanted to talk to you about something. 1415 01:13:57,933 --> 01:14:01,936 This investment opportunity has come up. lt's a total winner. 1416 01:14:02,020 --> 01:14:04,272 The only problem is all my funds are tied up in equities, 1417 01:14:04,356 --> 01:14:06,524 so l'm cash poor right now. 1418 01:14:08,610 --> 01:14:12,697 So l was wondering if you would consider loaning me a few shekels? 1419 01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:17,535 How much are we talking about? 1420 01:14:18,370 --> 01:14:20,872 You know, 8. 1421 01:14:23,542 --> 01:14:27,420 $8,000. That's. . . That's a lot of. . . 1422 01:14:28,255 --> 01:14:32,884 That's a lot of quiche, you know? A lot of cake. 1423 01:14:33,427 --> 01:14:35,136 lt just. . . lt might be a little tricky, 1424 01:14:35,220 --> 01:14:37,513 just 'cause Zooey's dad is out of the picture, 1425 01:14:37,598 --> 01:14:40,725 and, you know, we're paying for the wedding ourselves. 1426 01:14:40,809 --> 01:14:42,059 You know what? Enough said. 1427 01:14:42,144 --> 01:14:45,563 An opportunity came up. l thought l would ask. No big deal. 1428 01:14:46,231 --> 01:14:47,940 Can you tell me about the investment? 1429 01:14:48,025 --> 01:14:51,736 l can't, actually. lt's confidential in nature, so. . . 1430 01:14:52,863 --> 01:14:54,447 Okay. Let me think about it. 1431 01:14:54,531 --> 01:14:56,115 Yeah, of course, buddy. 1432 01:14:56,783 --> 01:14:58,284 Hello, Peter. 1433 01:14:58,660 --> 01:14:59,827 Doug ! 1434 01:15:02,122 --> 01:15:04,165 -This is my. . . -Sydney. 1435 01:15:04,249 --> 01:15:06,959 Sydney. This is Sydney. 1436 01:15:09,254 --> 01:15:10,546 You know, it takes a lot of nerve 1437 01:15:10,631 --> 01:15:12,673 to spend a beautiful evening with someone 1438 01:15:12,758 --> 01:15:15,092 and then never call them again. 1439 01:15:15,969 --> 01:15:17,178 Doug, l can explain. 1440 01:15:17,262 --> 01:15:19,472 l just wish l could take back that kiss, 1441 01:15:19,556 --> 01:15:22,016 because l felt something that l haven't felt in years, 1442 01:15:22,100 --> 01:15:25,394 and now l know it was the taste of betrayal. 1443 01:15:25,938 --> 01:15:27,104 lt wasn't the taste of betrayal. 1444 01:15:27,189 --> 01:15:28,689 -lt was the taste of betrayal. -No, it really wasn't. 1445 01:15:28,774 --> 01:15:32,068 lt was the taste of betrayal, you fucking whore. 1446 01:15:33,529 --> 01:15:35,196 -Doug. -Good day. 1447 01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:36,781 Doug, wait. 1448 01:15:37,658 --> 01:15:40,868 -l can actually explain what just. . . -l would love to hear that. 1449 01:15:41,703 --> 01:15:44,997 Wow. l mean, l knew when l got the nod for the engagement dinner 1450 01:15:45,082 --> 01:15:48,501 you didn't have a ton of friends, but l had no idea it went that far. 1451 01:15:48,585 --> 01:15:52,088 Truth is, l never even thought about it until Zooey and l got engaged. 1452 01:15:52,172 --> 01:15:54,215 lt's like, you were basically just using me 1453 01:15:54,299 --> 01:15:56,217 because you needed to fill out your wedding party. 1454 01:15:56,301 --> 01:15:58,761 Dude, no. Not it at all. 1455 01:15:59,221 --> 01:16:02,014 l'd actually given up on meeting someone, 1456 01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:06,394 and then you wandered into that open house, we hit it off, 1457 01:16:07,145 --> 01:16:10,606 and three-quarters of the Rush songbook later, here we are. 1458 01:16:10,691 --> 01:16:13,651 -l just wish you'd have told me. -Well, l was embarrassed. 1459 01:16:13,735 --> 01:16:16,737 l mean, you've had a close group of male friends your whole life. l haven't. 1460 01:16:16,822 --> 01:16:19,490 l started feeling like some kind of weirdo. 1461 01:16:20,117 --> 01:16:24,620 l get it. But l just want you to know that you're my friend, 1462 01:16:25,038 --> 01:16:27,290 and you can tell me anything. 1463 01:16:27,374 --> 01:16:29,834 Thanks, Sydney. l appreciate that. 1464 01:16:32,170 --> 01:16:34,171 Hey, man, look, about that investment. . . 1465 01:16:34,256 --> 01:16:36,382 Pete, please, forget l even brought it up, honestly. 1466 01:16:36,466 --> 01:16:37,842 l've been saving my whole life, 1467 01:16:37,926 --> 01:16:39,760 and you were right. l'm gonna sell the Ferrigno place. 1468 01:16:39,845 --> 01:16:41,846 Fuck, yeah, you are. 1469 01:16:42,180 --> 01:16:45,141 l'd be happy to lend you the money. l know you're good for it. 1470 01:16:45,976 --> 01:16:48,561 Pistol, that is great. Thank you. 1471 01:16:49,187 --> 01:16:52,773 lt's the least l could do for the best man at my wedding. 1472 01:16:55,193 --> 01:16:57,194 What are you talking about? 1473 01:16:57,529 --> 01:17:00,615 l want you to stand up there with me. Are you cool with that? 1474 01:17:00,699 --> 01:17:01,949 Am l cool with that? 1475 01:17:02,034 --> 01:17:05,661 Of course l'll be your best man ! That's an honor! lt's. . . 1476 01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:12,043 You're a whore, Peter. 1477 01:17:15,964 --> 01:17:17,923 -l think we're almost there. -l think we're almost there, too. 1478 01:17:18,008 --> 01:17:20,676 l think it's just about putting the random people together. 1479 01:17:20,761 --> 01:17:22,803 -Yeah. -We should talk about the main table, 1480 01:17:22,888 --> 01:17:26,515 because if Hailey doesn't find a date before the wedding, 1481 01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:29,810 which, let's be honest, it seems pretty likely that she won't. . . 1482 01:17:29,895 --> 01:17:31,312 l know. 1483 01:17:31,396 --> 01:17:33,147 . . .we have an extra seat at our table. 1484 01:17:33,231 --> 01:17:36,692 Well, l was thinking that maybe Sydney would sit at our table. 1485 01:17:36,777 --> 01:17:39,070 l asked him to be my best man. 1486 01:17:39,571 --> 01:17:42,990 Great! That's awesome. That was the whole thing. 1487 01:17:43,075 --> 01:17:45,868 l'm not an idiot. You're not psyched about this at all. 1488 01:17:45,952 --> 01:17:49,622 No, it's just. . . l feel like he has some issue with me. 1489 01:17:49,706 --> 01:17:52,375 What? No. You guys just haven't spent any time together. 1490 01:17:52,459 --> 01:17:54,835 -We've spent some time together. -l'll talk to him. 1491 01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:56,170 Peter, do not talk to him. 1492 01:17:56,254 --> 01:17:58,172 He's gonna think l'm saying stuff behind his back. 1493 01:17:58,256 --> 01:18:02,468 -You are saying stuff behind his back. -No. l'm just sharing a feeling with you. 1494 01:18:02,552 --> 01:18:03,886 And l want you to. 1495 01:18:03,970 --> 01:18:05,888 But, Peter, please don't say anything to him. 1496 01:18:05,972 --> 01:18:07,598 Okay, l won't. 1497 01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:11,143 So, we still have to pick up the marriage license. 1498 01:18:11,228 --> 01:18:14,230 -Can you meet up tomorrow afternoon? -Totally, yeah. Perfect. 1499 01:18:14,731 --> 01:18:17,024 So, what'd she say about me being your best man? 1500 01:18:17,109 --> 01:18:19,944 She was pumped. She thought it was awesome. 1501 01:18:20,028 --> 01:18:21,529 Come on, dude. 1502 01:18:21,613 --> 01:18:25,282 l'm the worst liar. l promised her l wouldn't say anything. 1503 01:18:25,659 --> 01:18:27,618 Well, what is it? 1504 01:18:28,161 --> 01:18:30,287 She thinks you don't like her. 1505 01:18:30,372 --> 01:18:33,916 What? That is. . . No, of course l like her. Are you. . . 1506 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:35,334 We've only hung out a few times, 1507 01:18:35,419 --> 01:18:38,546 but she's gonna be your wife. Of course l like her. 1508 01:18:38,630 --> 01:18:41,632 This dumb toast is gonna haunt me forever. 1509 01:18:43,635 --> 01:18:45,136 Oh, man ! 1510 01:18:45,470 --> 01:18:49,890 Dude, why is Ferrigno eating with that urinal-cake-faced fuckhead? 1511 01:18:49,975 --> 01:18:52,017 We gotta confront him. Hold this. 1512 01:18:52,102 --> 01:18:54,228 No, wait. Sydney, wait, wait. Wait. Sydney! 1513 01:18:54,312 --> 01:18:59,817 Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What the fuck is going on here? 1514 01:19:00,193 --> 01:19:02,361 -Do l know you? -No, you don't know me, 1515 01:19:02,446 --> 01:19:04,572 but l believe you know my friend Peter Klaven, 1516 01:19:04,656 --> 01:19:06,866 who has an exclusive listing on this man's property. 1517 01:19:06,950 --> 01:19:09,076 Lou, you promised Peter the commission to your house. 1518 01:19:09,161 --> 01:19:10,703 l know, but he's not doing shit with it. 1519 01:19:10,829 --> 01:19:12,538 That is total crap, Hulk, all right? 1520 01:19:12,622 --> 01:19:14,832 Listen, this kind of stuff doesn't happen overnight. 1521 01:19:14,916 --> 01:19:16,041 Peter, who the hell is this guy? 1522 01:19:16,126 --> 01:19:18,002 Hulk, let me tell you something about Peter. . . 1523 01:19:18,086 --> 01:19:21,255 Look, please get your hand out of my face and stop calling me Hulk. 1524 01:19:21,339 --> 01:19:22,423 l'm a person, okay? 1525 01:19:22,507 --> 01:19:23,883 l'm a person, okay. 1526 01:19:23,967 --> 01:19:25,092 -l warned you. -You warned me? 1527 01:19:25,177 --> 01:19:26,218 -Hello? -Hey. 1528 01:19:26,303 --> 01:19:27,595 l'm on my way to the marriage bureau. 1529 01:19:27,679 --> 01:19:29,180 Fuck you, Lou Ferrigno! 1530 01:19:29,264 --> 01:19:30,306 ls that Sydney? 1531 01:19:30,390 --> 01:19:32,224 -Hey! -Fuck you, Hulk! 1532 01:19:33,185 --> 01:19:34,518 Oh, shit. 1533 01:19:35,228 --> 01:19:36,520 What the. . . What are you doing? 1534 01:19:36,646 --> 01:19:38,939 -What's going on? -Sydney. He's fighting Lou Ferrigno. 1535 01:19:39,024 --> 01:19:41,150 Peter! He's so strong! 1536 01:19:41,359 --> 01:19:43,611 -Easy. Don't fight it. -The Hulk has me in a sleeper hold, 1537 01:19:43,695 --> 01:19:46,947 -and l don't think l can take him. . . -Easy. That's it. 1538 01:19:47,032 --> 01:19:48,240 Peter! 1539 01:19:48,533 --> 01:19:50,201 -Wow. -Peter! 1540 01:19:50,702 --> 01:19:53,078 Why the fuck would anyone get in a fight with Lou Ferrigno? 1541 01:19:53,163 --> 01:19:55,623 Sydney's a hothead. He thought he was standing up for me. 1542 01:19:55,707 --> 01:19:57,249 To The lncredible Hulk? 1543 01:19:57,334 --> 01:20:02,046 No, that's just a character he played. ln real life, Lou's actually a sweet man. 1544 01:20:02,380 --> 01:20:05,841 So, what does that mean for your development property? 1545 01:20:06,426 --> 01:20:08,219 lt means it's over. 1546 01:20:08,386 --> 01:20:11,096 Without the Ferrigno commission, l'm not gonna be able to afford it. 1547 01:20:11,181 --> 01:20:12,306 You have some money saved up. 1548 01:20:12,390 --> 01:20:15,976 Can't you just write them a check, you know, to show your good faith? 1549 01:20:16,061 --> 01:20:20,439 Between the wedding, and then, you know, l lent Sydney some money. 1550 01:20:20,524 --> 01:20:23,067 l mean, it's just l'm gonna be short. That's it. 1551 01:20:23,151 --> 01:20:26,987 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You lent Sydney money? 1552 01:20:27,447 --> 01:20:29,657 For an investment. All his money's tied up in equities. 1553 01:20:29,741 --> 01:20:32,493 -He's gonna pay me back. -Peter, that's not the point. 1554 01:20:32,577 --> 01:20:36,205 We're getting married. You can't just keep stuff like this from me. 1555 01:20:36,289 --> 01:20:38,332 Can l ask you a question? 1556 01:20:39,668 --> 01:20:42,169 Why do you think we're getting married? 1557 01:20:43,713 --> 01:20:45,172 What are you talking about? 1558 01:20:45,257 --> 01:20:47,299 No, it's just. . . Sydney asked me that question, and l couldn't. . . 1559 01:20:47,384 --> 01:20:50,678 "Well, why Zooey?" And l didn't know how to answer it. 1560 01:20:50,762 --> 01:20:54,390 -Are you kidding? You're kidding, right? -Yes. 1561 01:20:54,474 --> 01:20:56,350 Two weeks before our wedding 1562 01:20:56,434 --> 01:20:59,061 and you don't know why you're marrying me? 1563 01:20:59,145 --> 01:21:02,147 Just forget it. lt was a stupid question. l don't even know what l was thinking. 1564 01:21:02,232 --> 01:21:05,860 Just forget. . . Take it back 1 0 seconds before l asked it, 1565 01:21:05,944 --> 01:21:07,361 and let's live in that time. 1566 01:21:07,445 --> 01:21:11,031 The thing is, Peter, l get why you would wonder that. l do. 1567 01:21:11,116 --> 01:21:15,327 But l wish you would have answered the question before you proposed to me. 1568 01:21:15,412 --> 01:21:18,038 That's the thing. Before l didn't even think about it. 1569 01:21:18,123 --> 01:21:20,124 That came out bad, too. l didn't. . . l'm so. . . 1570 01:21:20,208 --> 01:21:21,709 l'm confused. l don't know what l'm saying. 1571 01:21:21,793 --> 01:21:23,586 Let me just make this a little simpler for you. 1572 01:21:23,670 --> 01:21:25,796 l'm gonna go stay with Denise and Barry, 1573 01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:29,675 and you and your bud Sydney can hang out and beat up Lou Ferrigno 1574 01:21:29,759 --> 01:21:31,051 and go to Rush concerts 1575 01:21:31,136 --> 01:21:34,680 and ride a tandem bicycle down the Venice Boardwalk for all l care. 1576 01:21:34,764 --> 01:21:37,391 -We never rode bicycles. -Goodbye! 1577 01:21:37,475 --> 01:21:41,395 Zooey, come on ! This is ridiculous! Zooey! Zooey! 1578 01:22:13,845 --> 01:22:14,929 Oh, my God. 1579 01:22:24,314 --> 01:22:25,522 My God. 1580 01:22:26,858 --> 01:22:30,736 All right, he put up some billboards. Put up some billboards. 1581 01:22:31,655 --> 01:22:33,113 Oh, my God. 1582 01:22:37,202 --> 01:22:39,244 Oh, God ! No! 1583 01:22:40,705 --> 01:22:44,667 Fuck me over. Fucking fucking fuck! 1584 01:22:46,294 --> 01:22:48,087 Are you kidding me? 1585 01:22:50,173 --> 01:22:51,423 Come on ! 1586 01:22:59,015 --> 01:23:00,641 Yeah, it's open. 1587 01:23:01,184 --> 01:23:02,184 Hey. 1588 01:23:02,268 --> 01:23:04,645 That's what you borrowed $8,000 for? 1589 01:23:04,729 --> 01:23:06,605 You saw the billboards. Pretty awesome, right? 1590 01:23:06,690 --> 01:23:07,648 Pretty awesome? 1591 01:23:07,732 --> 01:23:10,150 My buddy Dave sells ad space, so he got us a great deal. 1592 01:23:10,235 --> 01:23:11,860 Pretty awesome? They're idiotic. 1593 01:23:11,945 --> 01:23:15,280 You put my face on a 1 0-foot dick over Santa Monica Boulevard. 1594 01:23:15,365 --> 01:23:17,116 Yeah. lt's hilarious. 1595 01:23:17,200 --> 01:23:21,036 Well, in one day you managed to screw my career, you ruined my relationship. . . 1596 01:23:21,121 --> 01:23:23,205 What are you talking about? Ruin your relationship? 1597 01:23:23,289 --> 01:23:24,331 Zooey walked out on me 1598 01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:27,292 because l asked her why we were getting married. 1599 01:23:28,878 --> 01:23:30,212 Why would you ask her that? 1600 01:23:30,296 --> 01:23:33,340 Pete, that conversation was between you and me. 1601 01:23:33,425 --> 01:23:37,011 You can't have that talk with her. l just. . . Look, l assumed you understood that. 1602 01:23:37,095 --> 01:23:40,055 God, l am so sick of your ridiculous rules. 1603 01:23:40,432 --> 01:23:42,725 l like it that l can share things with Zooey. 1604 01:23:42,809 --> 01:23:46,603 l like it that if l can't sleep at night, she's there to talk to. 1605 01:23:46,980 --> 01:23:49,732 Do you know the best night l've had in the last five years 1606 01:23:49,816 --> 01:23:51,984 is the night that Zooey and l split a bottle of wine, 1607 01:23:52,068 --> 01:23:54,987 we made a summer salad, and watched Chocolat together. 1608 01:23:55,071 --> 01:23:56,822 -You mean Chocolate? -ChocoIat. 1609 01:23:56,906 --> 01:23:58,866 -Chocolate with Johnny Depp. -ChocoIat. 1610 01:23:58,950 --> 01:24:00,951 You're not fucking French, Pete. lt's called Chocolate. 1611 01:24:01,036 --> 01:24:02,036 Chocolate has got an "E" on it. 1612 01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:03,495 -That was your favorite night? -Yes. 1613 01:24:03,621 --> 01:24:06,331 Your best night in five years is watching Chocolate with Johnny Depp? 1614 01:24:06,416 --> 01:24:07,416 You should be ashamed of yourself. 1615 01:24:07,500 --> 01:24:10,878 The combination of wine and summer salad and Chocolat, yeah. 1616 01:24:10,962 --> 01:24:12,004 You should be embarrassed. 1617 01:24:12,088 --> 01:24:14,048 You know, l think you're threatened by what Zooey and l have 1618 01:24:14,132 --> 01:24:16,175 because you're afraid l won't be able to hang out every night. 1619 01:24:16,259 --> 01:24:18,719 Hey, you know what? l have a ton of friends, all right? 1620 01:24:18,803 --> 01:24:20,888 Yeah, who are all moving on with their lives. 1621 01:24:20,972 --> 01:24:24,725 They're in relationships. They have kids. They're growing up. 1622 01:24:24,809 --> 01:24:26,935 Hey, let's not forget. You were the one using me. 1623 01:24:27,020 --> 01:24:29,772 -l think we were using each other. -Whatever. 1624 01:24:30,440 --> 01:24:33,734 l really don't understand what's going on right now. 1625 01:24:35,570 --> 01:24:38,238 l think we should spend some time apart. 1626 01:24:42,827 --> 01:24:43,952 Okay. 1627 01:24:46,206 --> 01:24:48,082 So if l actually do wind up having a wedding, 1628 01:24:48,166 --> 01:24:51,668 it's probably best that you not be there. 1629 01:24:53,129 --> 01:24:55,130 Yeah. Sounds good to me, Pete. 1630 01:24:55,215 --> 01:24:56,882 And if you could have those billboards taken down. . . 1631 01:24:56,966 --> 01:25:00,719 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it'll take a few days, but l will get on that. 1632 01:25:00,804 --> 01:25:04,848 And l'll also make sure you get your money back as soon as possible. 1633 01:25:04,933 --> 01:25:08,727 Also, l think you have my season 2 Lost DVDs. lf you. . . 1634 01:25:10,188 --> 01:25:14,525 -lf you haven't watched them yet. . . -lt's fine, Pete. They're right here. 1635 01:25:17,028 --> 01:25:18,529 -Thanks. -Yep. 1636 01:25:19,697 --> 01:25:21,740 lt's just Zooey hasn't seen them all yet, 1637 01:25:21,825 --> 01:25:24,910 and she's really curious as to what was going on inside that hatch. 1638 01:25:24,994 --> 01:25:26,120 Yep. 1639 01:25:28,373 --> 01:25:32,376 -l wish you the best of luck, Peter. -You, too, Sydney. 1640 01:25:34,712 --> 01:25:36,505 Bye, Anwar. 1641 01:25:48,518 --> 01:25:52,563 -Hey, Denise. Sorry to bother you. -lt's. . . l'll go get Zooey. 1642 01:25:52,647 --> 01:25:54,731 -Thank you. -lt's okay. 1643 01:25:58,403 --> 01:26:00,863 -Hey, Barry. -Poker night. 1644 01:26:02,407 --> 01:26:03,824 -Full table. -That's okay. 1645 01:26:03,908 --> 01:26:06,326 l'm here to talk to my fiancée. 1646 01:26:06,411 --> 01:26:07,411 Nice face. 1647 01:26:08,538 --> 01:26:10,038 Thank you. 1648 01:26:10,456 --> 01:26:13,250 -On the billboards. -Right. Yeah. 1649 01:26:13,918 --> 01:26:17,421 -Yeah, my friend Sydney, he. . . -l don't give a shit. 1650 01:26:20,758 --> 01:26:22,259 -Hey. -Hi. 1651 01:26:23,386 --> 01:26:26,221 -Could l talk to you outside? -Yeah. 1652 01:26:28,933 --> 01:26:31,518 -License to sell. -Yeah. 1653 01:26:31,603 --> 01:26:34,021 Look, that's what Sydney borrowed all that money for. 1654 01:26:34,105 --> 01:26:35,814 He thought it would help my career. 1655 01:26:35,899 --> 01:26:38,150 Well, it got your name out there. 1656 01:26:38,234 --> 01:26:41,445 Besides, you look pretty cute with a thick mustache. 1657 01:26:43,615 --> 01:26:46,366 Zooey, look, l'm so sorry that l asked you 1658 01:26:46,451 --> 01:26:47,826 why you thought we should get married. 1659 01:26:47,911 --> 01:26:49,828 lt's just that l've been talking about this stuff with Sydney, 1660 01:26:49,913 --> 01:26:51,914 and, you know, it made me nervous. 1661 01:26:51,998 --> 01:26:55,459 Peter, l'm nervous, too, okay? lt's a big deal. 1662 01:26:55,543 --> 01:26:58,587 l couldn't believe actually how sure you seemed about the whole thing, 1663 01:26:58,671 --> 01:27:02,549 which is why l freaked out when you all of a sudden started questioning it. 1664 01:27:02,634 --> 01:27:05,219 Well, l'm sure about us for so many reasons. 1665 01:27:05,303 --> 01:27:08,305 Truth is, l've been a girlfriend guy, but out of all those girls, 1666 01:27:08,389 --> 01:27:10,641 you're the only one that wanted me to have my own life. 1667 01:27:10,725 --> 01:27:14,645 You know? You want me to have friends for me, not you. 1668 01:27:15,271 --> 01:27:18,607 lt's, like, one of the most romantic things l could ever think of. 1669 01:27:18,691 --> 01:27:20,234 What's up? 1670 01:27:21,861 --> 01:27:23,695 Dude, come on. 1671 01:27:23,988 --> 01:27:27,991 Zooey, l love you, and l wanna spend the rest of my life with you. 1672 01:27:28,826 --> 01:27:30,911 Can we get this engagement back on track? 1673 01:27:30,995 --> 01:27:31,995 Okay. 1674 01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:34,498 -Please? -Yes. Yes. 1675 01:27:36,542 --> 01:27:38,252 -Come on, it's poker night. -So? 1676 01:27:38,336 --> 01:27:39,795 So just take her out for a cup of coffee or something. 1677 01:27:39,879 --> 01:27:41,088 l'm not taking her out for a cup of coffee. 1678 01:27:41,172 --> 01:27:43,423 Why don't you take the boys to fucking Starbucks and play poker? 1679 01:27:43,508 --> 01:27:45,759 Because it's poker night here. lt's always poker night here. 1680 01:27:45,843 --> 01:27:46,885 Yeah, that's my best friend. 1681 01:27:46,970 --> 01:27:48,637 l'm not leaving her, ever. How about that? 1682 01:27:48,721 --> 01:27:51,139 She can stay here for five years if she wants to. 1683 01:27:51,224 --> 01:27:53,392 You're gonna dress up like a cheerleader tonight for me, all right? 1684 01:27:53,476 --> 01:27:54,893 Fine. Get the fuck out of here. 1685 01:27:54,978 --> 01:27:58,730 Hey, Zooey, you can stay here as long as you want. You are always welcome. 1686 01:27:58,815 --> 01:28:01,233 -Thank you. -Okay? Hey, by the way, 1687 01:28:01,317 --> 01:28:04,278 Peter, they've got plenty of room open on the poker table. 1688 01:28:04,362 --> 01:28:06,405 They were lying. They'd love to have you play poker. 1689 01:28:06,489 --> 01:28:08,365 -l'm not going to. -Okay. 1690 01:28:09,575 --> 01:28:11,618 Oh, my God. Barry and Denise fight all the time, 1691 01:28:11,703 --> 01:28:13,578 and then they have really loud, intense make-up sex. 1692 01:28:13,663 --> 01:28:14,663 Please get me out of here, please. 1693 01:28:14,747 --> 01:28:16,331 -Let's get your stuff. Come on. -Okay. 1694 01:28:16,416 --> 01:28:18,417 By the way, l ended things with Sydney. 1695 01:28:18,501 --> 01:28:20,752 Peter, really? l hope that's not because of me. 1696 01:28:20,837 --> 01:28:25,215 No, no. He can be a great guy. lt's just. . . lt wasn't really working out. 1697 01:28:29,220 --> 01:28:31,221 Then you process your purchase. 1698 01:28:31,556 --> 01:28:33,557 That sounds riveting. 1699 01:28:38,438 --> 01:28:41,231 l just stepped in your dog's crap, asshole! 1700 01:28:41,691 --> 01:28:45,068 Aren't you gonna pick up your dog's shit, shit giant? 1701 01:28:45,153 --> 01:28:47,362 Pick up your shit like a man ! 1702 01:28:47,447 --> 01:28:49,281 Nice scarf, dickwad ! 1703 01:28:49,490 --> 01:28:53,493 -Okay, so what should be our last song? -Into the Mystic. 1704 01:28:54,203 --> 01:28:56,038 That's perfect. That is perfect. 1705 01:28:56,122 --> 01:28:59,333 Okay. Okay, so we have to go through the place cards one more time, 1706 01:28:59,417 --> 01:29:01,418 'cause l'm a little bit. . . 1707 01:29:02,920 --> 01:29:05,172 Why don't you just call him? 1708 01:29:05,590 --> 01:29:09,092 Because guys don't do that. 1709 01:29:11,220 --> 01:29:15,932 E, Ethan. What's up, my man? E. Bone Capone. 1710 01:29:16,142 --> 01:29:17,768 l'm just hanging out, man. 1711 01:29:17,852 --> 01:29:20,270 l wanted to see if you wanted to come over and watch TV or something. 1712 01:29:20,855 --> 01:29:23,106 Again you're gonna watch the Wonder Emporium? 1713 01:29:24,442 --> 01:29:27,194 Dude, what the fuck is there to do at LEGOLAND 1714 01:29:27,278 --> 01:29:29,196 that you take these kids there every weekend? 1715 01:29:31,115 --> 01:29:34,409 l understand that that's not the point of teaching, 1716 01:29:34,494 --> 01:29:35,994 but just give them all B pluses. 1717 01:29:36,954 --> 01:29:38,955 Can l. . . Could l come with you? 1718 01:29:40,708 --> 01:29:43,460 What do you mean, the kids think l'm creepy? 1719 01:29:44,629 --> 01:29:47,172 -Good to see you, Peter. -You, too, Mel. 1720 01:29:47,256 --> 01:29:51,635 You know, l haven't had a real friend since my wife passed. 1721 01:29:52,095 --> 01:29:54,388 l'm really glad you called. 1722 01:29:56,015 --> 01:29:59,226 Hey, do you have any plans on June 30th? 1723 01:30:00,478 --> 01:30:04,564 l'm 89 years old. What the fuck kind of plans would l have? 1724 01:30:08,319 --> 01:30:11,405 Just needed an adjustment. I hope it'II be better now. 1725 01:30:11,489 --> 01:30:16,159 My mother knew Roux's return had nothing to do with the siIIy oId door. 1726 01:30:19,163 --> 01:30:20,872 So did I. 1727 01:30:21,290 --> 01:30:22,791 Stupid. 1728 01:30:22,875 --> 01:30:24,376 My favorite, hot chocoIate. 1729 01:30:24,752 --> 01:30:26,294 Davis Dunn, how may l direct your call? 1730 01:30:26,379 --> 01:30:28,422 -Hey, Leanne. -Peter. Where have you been? 1731 01:30:28,506 --> 01:30:30,757 Well, it's my wedding this weekend, 1732 01:30:30,842 --> 01:30:34,302 so l've been helping my fiancée with all the last-minute preparations. 1733 01:30:34,387 --> 01:30:35,971 They broke the mold when they made you. 1734 01:30:36,055 --> 01:30:37,055 Yeah. 1735 01:30:37,140 --> 01:30:39,307 Go check your voice mail. You got like a million messages. 1736 01:30:44,564 --> 01:30:46,189 Yeah, is this PistoI Pete? 1737 01:30:46,274 --> 01:30:48,400 I have a home in Los FeIiz, and I've been trying to seII it, 1738 01:30:48,484 --> 01:30:51,570 and I saw your biIIboards. I'm very impressed with your ads. 1739 01:30:51,696 --> 01:30:54,739 License to seII? That's hystericaI! It's Iike James Bond. 1740 01:30:54,824 --> 01:30:56,950 Hi, I'm interested in buying the Ferrigno estate. 1741 01:30:57,034 --> 01:30:58,410 -If you couId give me a caII. -Oh, my God. 1742 01:30:58,494 --> 01:31:02,080 I Iove the one with you in the bed. My number is 31 0... 1743 01:31:02,498 --> 01:31:04,249 -My husband and I saw your ad... -Stop. Slow down. 1744 01:31:04,667 --> 01:31:06,918 HeIIo, Peter. It's Doug. 1745 01:31:07,378 --> 01:31:10,213 Saw the biIIboards. They are wonderfuI. 1746 01:31:10,298 --> 01:31:15,010 WouIdn't expect anything Iess from you. And sorry about caIIing you a whore. 1747 01:31:15,470 --> 01:31:17,804 And heIIo to Sydney if you guys are stiII together. 1748 01:31:17,889 --> 01:31:19,890 Otherwise, you can Facebook me. 1749 01:31:20,266 --> 01:31:23,602 Peter, hi. It's Lou Ferrigno. WonderfuI biIIboards. 1750 01:31:23,895 --> 01:31:25,854 Listen, I'm sorry if I ever doubted you, man. 1751 01:31:26,063 --> 01:31:27,814 l told that douchebag Tevin 1752 01:31:27,899 --> 01:31:30,150 that l want you to have the exclusive back on my house. 1753 01:31:30,234 --> 01:31:31,359 -Excuse me, Mr. Ferrigno? -Yeah. 1754 01:31:31,444 --> 01:31:33,403 -Ten-minute warning. -Okay. Thank you. 1755 01:31:33,488 --> 01:31:35,822 So just call me or just text me. 1756 01:31:36,073 --> 01:31:37,866 Goodbye, my friend. 1757 01:31:43,623 --> 01:31:45,332 There's my dog ! 1758 01:31:45,416 --> 01:31:48,043 Hey, me rikey the billboards. 1759 01:31:48,127 --> 01:31:50,587 l completely underestimated you, my brother. 1760 01:31:50,671 --> 01:31:53,256 What say we go down to Houston's, get a burger and a beer 1761 01:31:53,341 --> 01:31:56,760 and talk about how we can tag-team the Ferrigno deal? 1762 01:32:03,476 --> 01:32:04,851 Why are you slapping me? 1763 01:32:04,936 --> 01:32:07,103 Because l wanted to cause you some physical pain, 1764 01:32:07,188 --> 01:32:10,524 but l have never actually hit anybody in the face. lt freaks me out. 1765 01:32:10,608 --> 01:32:13,068 And l didn't really know what to do. 1766 01:32:13,152 --> 01:32:16,112 Tevin, stay the fuck away from my listing. 1767 01:32:23,996 --> 01:32:26,081 -Hey, Carolyn. -Hey, Pete. 1768 01:32:27,625 --> 01:32:29,376 Good luck, Peter. 1769 01:32:40,221 --> 01:32:43,557 l'm so excited to see who Peter chose for his wedding party. 1770 01:32:43,641 --> 01:32:45,141 Yeah. Yeah. 1771 01:33:04,412 --> 01:33:06,413 Honestly, that has to be the most random 1772 01:33:06,497 --> 01:33:08,873 collection of groomsmen in the history of weddings. 1773 01:33:09,041 --> 01:33:11,209 -l'm great. You know, l just got to. . . -Okay. 1774 01:33:11,294 --> 01:33:12,586 l'll see you at the wedding. 1775 01:33:12,670 --> 01:33:14,671 l'm gonna get another mimosa. 1776 01:33:14,755 --> 01:33:17,132 Do you want to finish the one. . . 1777 01:33:38,529 --> 01:33:39,738 Hello? 1778 01:33:40,573 --> 01:33:43,575 Hey. Wow, l didn't expect to hear from you. 1779 01:33:45,036 --> 01:33:47,495 No, l wouldn't want to impose. 1780 01:33:49,081 --> 01:33:50,957 Yeah, yeah. Maybe if l hurry, l can make the end of it. 1781 01:33:51,042 --> 01:33:54,252 Okay, l gotta go. l gotta find something to wear. 1782 01:34:05,556 --> 01:34:08,099 Which one of these men has the ring? 1783 01:34:08,434 --> 01:34:12,729 l actually don't have a best man, so. . . 1784 01:34:14,774 --> 01:34:18,109 Robbie, l want you to hold the ring for me. 1785 01:34:19,153 --> 01:34:21,071 -Are you serious? -Yeah. 1786 01:34:23,949 --> 01:34:26,993 -Okay. -Unless you don't want to. l mean. . . 1787 01:34:29,246 --> 01:34:30,413 Thanks, Peter. 1788 01:34:30,498 --> 01:34:32,457 So sweet. 1789 01:34:32,541 --> 01:34:37,337 Hey, l want you boys to know, you're both my best friends 1790 01:34:40,007 --> 01:34:41,925 and Hank Mardukas. 1791 01:34:43,010 --> 01:34:44,511 Hey, Hank. 1792 01:35:22,633 --> 01:35:23,883 Awesome tux. 1793 01:35:24,468 --> 01:35:27,053 -Thanks. lt's blue. -Yes, it is. 1794 01:35:27,138 --> 01:35:29,389 -You look amazing. -Thank you. 1795 01:35:30,474 --> 01:35:34,144 Good afternoon. We are gathered here today 1796 01:35:34,228 --> 01:35:37,856 to join Peter Klaven and Zooey Rice in matrimony. 1797 01:35:38,607 --> 01:35:42,318 lf anyone can show just cause why they may not marry. . . 1798 01:35:43,320 --> 01:35:44,404 You son of a bitch ! 1799 01:35:44,488 --> 01:35:47,240 No, no, Mr. Ferrigno, l don't wanna object. 1800 01:35:47,324 --> 01:35:50,285 l just wanted to make it in time for the vows. That's all. 1801 01:35:50,369 --> 01:35:52,120 l'm sorry. Sorry. 1802 01:35:52,663 --> 01:35:54,038 Sydney, come up. 1803 01:35:54,123 --> 01:35:55,832 No, l'm fine back here. 1804 01:35:55,916 --> 01:35:58,418 -Please, yes. Yes. -Are you sure? 1805 01:35:59,336 --> 01:36:01,254 l hope you don't mind. 1806 01:36:01,338 --> 01:36:03,047 You invited him? 1807 01:36:10,014 --> 01:36:12,557 Well, l saw you walking on the lawn looking all sad, 1808 01:36:12,641 --> 01:36:16,853 and l realized l couldn't let you get married without your best man. 1809 01:36:20,065 --> 01:36:23,026 -l love you so much. -l love you, too. 1810 01:36:23,235 --> 01:36:25,236 Zooey, thanks so much for inviting me. 1811 01:36:25,321 --> 01:36:28,198 Of course. You got here really fast. 1812 01:36:28,282 --> 01:36:30,033 Yeah. You know what, l was on the Vesp, 1813 01:36:30,117 --> 01:36:33,369 so l just did the old weaveroo. 1814 01:36:33,996 --> 01:36:36,915 Dude, you're lying. Your voice went up when you said that. 1815 01:36:36,999 --> 01:36:38,833 His voice got high. 1816 01:36:40,377 --> 01:36:42,128 Look, l was on my way when Zooey called. 1817 01:36:42,213 --> 01:36:45,882 lnvite or not, there was no way l was gonna miss your wedding, 1818 01:36:45,966 --> 01:36:48,301 and l wanted to give you this. 1819 01:36:51,388 --> 01:36:53,139 Man, you don't have to do this. 1820 01:36:53,224 --> 01:36:54,349 You know what? l know you don't believe me, 1821 01:36:54,433 --> 01:36:57,101 but l'm actually a pretty successful investor, so. . . 1822 01:36:57,186 --> 01:36:59,395 Look, the billboards were my wedding gift to you guys. 1823 01:36:59,480 --> 01:37:00,605 Man, they worked. 1824 01:37:00,689 --> 01:37:03,483 Yeah, l figured when l saw the Ferrigs that they must have worked. 1825 01:37:03,567 --> 01:37:05,318 -That's great. -Lou's the best. 1826 01:37:05,402 --> 01:37:06,903 l can only imagine. 1827 01:37:09,740 --> 01:37:13,284 l put him in a sleeper hold. Out. 1828 01:37:13,577 --> 01:37:15,578 Sydney, l'm really sorry for all the stuff that l said. 1829 01:37:15,663 --> 01:37:19,624 Pete, you called me on a lot of my issues. l appreciate it. 1830 01:37:19,875 --> 01:37:23,127 And for the record, l saw Chocolat. 1831 01:37:24,004 --> 01:37:25,755 Just delightful. 1832 01:37:26,340 --> 01:37:27,340 lt is, right? 1833 01:37:27,508 --> 01:37:29,050 -l love Chocolat. -l love that movie. 1834 01:37:29,260 --> 01:37:31,928 -Chocolat? What the fuck is that? -l have no idea. 1835 01:37:32,012 --> 01:37:33,638 lt's a beautiful movie. 1836 01:37:34,557 --> 01:37:37,016 l'm really glad you're here, Sydney. 1837 01:37:38,018 --> 01:37:39,269 Me, too. 1838 01:37:39,353 --> 01:37:42,605 l can't even imagine getting married without you. 1839 01:37:46,277 --> 01:37:47,944 l love you, man. 1840 01:37:48,612 --> 01:37:50,446 l love you, too, bud. 1841 01:37:54,618 --> 01:37:57,036 -l love you, dude. -l love you, Bro Montana. 1842 01:37:57,121 --> 01:37:59,747 -l love you, holmes. -l love you, Broseph Goebbels. 1843 01:37:59,832 --> 01:38:02,333 -Love you, muchacha. -l love you, Tycho Brohe. 1844 01:38:02,418 --> 01:38:06,296 Okay. Okay. Right. Let's continue here. 1845 01:38:06,797 --> 01:38:08,923 -l so wanna marry you. -You will. 1846 01:38:09,008 --> 01:38:10,216 l'm going to. 1847 01:38:10,301 --> 01:38:11,634 Zooey, repeat after me. 1848 01:38:11,719 --> 01:38:14,137 -l, Zooey Rice. -l, Zooey Rice. 1849 01:38:14,221 --> 01:38:17,223 -Take you, Peter Klaven. -Take you, Peter Klaven. 1850 01:38:17,308 --> 01:38:21,227 -To be my lawfully wedded husband. -To be my lawfully wedded husband. 1851 01:40:07,751 --> 01:40:10,044 l'm really sorry about that dumb toast l gave. 1852 01:40:10,129 --> 01:40:12,714 lt was out of line. l got really nervous to meet you and l'm. . . 1853 01:40:12,798 --> 01:40:14,674 l don't know what happened to me. l'm sorry. 1854 01:40:14,758 --> 01:40:18,136 Sydney, it's fine. Thank you. That's very sweet of you. 1855 01:40:18,220 --> 01:40:21,723 For the record, l like giving blowjobs. 1856 01:40:21,807 --> 01:40:24,851 Well, that's good to hear. You know, l was just looking out for my buddy. 1857 01:40:24,935 --> 01:40:25,935 l hear you. 1858 01:40:26,020 --> 01:40:28,396 l had to make sure that he's getting blowies on a regular basis. 1859 01:40:28,480 --> 01:40:30,857 Yeah, l'm not really comfortable with this conversation. 1860 01:40:30,941 --> 01:40:32,775 -Honey. -We're all friends now. 1861 01:40:32,860 --> 01:40:34,694 -Friends do this. -No, they don't. 1862 01:40:40,909 --> 01:40:42,785 -Wow, you have a nice singing voice. -Thanks. 1863 01:40:42,870 --> 01:40:45,121 -Are you in a band? -Not yet. 1864 01:40:45,205 --> 01:40:46,372 -Hailey. -Lonnie. 1865 01:40:46,457 --> 01:40:47,749 -Hi. -Hi. 1866 01:40:52,296 --> 01:40:54,589 That's awesome! That's awesome! 1867 01:40:54,798 --> 01:40:56,507 Excuse me, Peter. 1868 01:41:00,345 --> 01:41:02,513 Get my wife on up here! 1869 01:41:05,350 --> 01:41:07,310 You've been Rushified! 1870 01:41:12,066 --> 01:41:13,524 -You should be. . . -You've never called me an asshole? 1871 01:41:13,609 --> 01:41:15,234 No, l've said you act like an asshole. 1872 01:41:15,319 --> 01:41:17,236 So, you get away with it because it was the act of. 1873 01:41:17,321 --> 01:41:18,446 -That's your behavior. -Right. 1874 01:41:18,530 --> 01:41:20,490 l'm not saying you're an asshole. 1875 01:41:20,574 --> 01:41:21,616 Oh, my God. 1876 01:41:21,700 --> 01:41:23,785 Shit. What? Do l have a fucking sign on me? 1877 01:41:23,869 --> 01:41:26,412 -No, it's not my fault. -How is it not your fault? 1878 01:41:26,497 --> 01:41:28,372 Because l'm pregnant. 1879 01:41:29,875 --> 01:41:32,710 l love you so much. l love you so much. 1880 01:41:33,670 --> 01:41:36,422 -Are you still mad? -Try to make it a boy. 1881 01:41:56,193 --> 01:41:58,528 Thank you. I'd just Iike to make a quick toast. 1882 01:41:58,612 --> 01:41:59,695 No!