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LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND,
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BOTH TEAMS SET OUT ON A CANOE TRIP
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TO DEADLY BONEY ISLAND.
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CODY HIT ON GWEN ABOUT 80 TIMES,
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BUT HE MADE UP FOR IT
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THE LAST MARSHMALLOW WAS SET TO GO
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TO EITHER IZZY OR LINDSAY.
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BUT THE RCMP SWOOPED IN AND BAM!
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IZZY HIGHTAILED IT OUTTA THERE.
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(LAUGHS) MAN,
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I KNEW THE GIRL WAS NUTS,
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BUT I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS TOTALLY INSANE.
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HOWEVER, ONE GOPHER MAY HAVE SECRETLY DONE SOMETHING
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EVEN CRAZIER WHEN SHE BROUGHT HOME
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A CREEPY STICK STATUE VOODOO THINGY
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FROM THE DEADLY HAUNTED ISLAND.
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WILL BETH LIVE TO REGRET HER SOUVENIR?
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AND CAN MY TEETH POSSIBLY GET ANY WHITER?
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FIND OUT HERE ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
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CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪
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♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪
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♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪
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♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪
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♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
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♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪
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♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪
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♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
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♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA NA NANA NANA NA ♪
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♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
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♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
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(WHISTLING I WANT TO BE FAMOUS)
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(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
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ATTACK!
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THEY'RE COMING, MAN. THEY FOUND US.
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OOH. AAH! OKAY.
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THAT DUDE IS REALLY STARTING TO GET ON MY LAST NERVE.
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OH, WHATEVER. HE JUST LOVES RUINING OUR MORNINGS.
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BETH, LINDSAY,
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GO WARM UP THE SHOWER FOR ME.
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NOW!
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AND REMEMBER...
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NOW TOO HOT THIS TIME, I KNOW. (YAWNS)
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WHAT'S THE HOLD-UP?
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HEATHER NEEDS HER PRIVATE TIME.
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HOW LONG'S "QUEENIE" GONNA BE IN THERE?
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I GOT URGENT BUSINESS.
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SHE COULD STILL BE A WHILE.
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UGH. THAT'S IT.
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I'M GOING LUMBERJACK STYLE.
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(LOUDSPEAKER SQUEAKS) CHRIS: I HOPE YOU'RE READY
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FOR THE MOST CHALLENGING CHALLENGE YET.
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BREAKFAST IN THREE MINUTES AT THE CAMPFIRE PIT.
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UM, HEATHER?
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HEATHER: CAN ONE OF YOU COME IN HERE
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AND LOTION MY BACK?
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IT'S PEELING.
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ARE YOU READY FOR TODAY'S
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EXTREME MAX IMPACT CHALLENGE?
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WE ARE READY! HA-HA.
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INCOMING!
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THIS IS BREAKFAST.
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NO, BREAKFAST IS CREPES, CROISSANTS,
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EVEN CHEF'S CRAPPY BURNT EGGS.
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BEANS, BEANS, THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOUR HEART.
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THE MORE YOU EAT, THE MORE YOU--
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TODAY'S CHALLENGE IS ABOUT SURVIVAL.
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WE'RE GOING HUNTING.
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NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
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ISN'T THAT A PAINTBALL GUN?
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WHY YES, HAROLD. IT IS.
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SO WE WON'T BE KILLING ANYTHING?
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NEGATORY.
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THIS IS THE FIRST EVER PAINTBALL DEER HUNT.
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I'LL ANNOUNCE THE TEAMS ONCE WE GET INTO THE WOODS.
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SO FINISH BREAKY.
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(OWEN BURPS)
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(SIGHS) GOT ANY MORE?
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AND NOW FOR THE TEAM BREAKDOWNS.
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THE KILLER BASS HUNTERS ARE
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HAROLD, GEOFF, AND BRIDGETTE,
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LOCKED AND LOADED WITH BASS BLUE PAINT.
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AND USING ORANGE PAINT ARE THE GOPHER HUNTERS,
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LESHAWNA, BETH, OWEN, LINDSAY.
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WAA-HOO! THIS IS AWESOME MAN.
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YOU ALSO GET THESE STYLIN' GLASSES AND WICKED CAMO CAPS.
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THE REST OF YOU ARE NOW DEER.
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HERE ARE YOUR ANTLERS, NOSES, AND LITTLE WHITE TAILS.
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YEAH, RIGHT. I'M NOT WEARING THAT.
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THERE IS NO WAY I'M A DEER.
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TAKE THESE OFF AND YOUR TEAM IS TOAST.
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(LAUGHS)
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
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OH, NOTHING, BABY.
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YOU'D BETTER BE A GOOD SHOT, TUBBY.
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AT LEAST WE GET A HEAD START.
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT Y'ALL, BUT I'M OUTTA HERE.
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THIS MAY BE THE LAMEST THING I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE.
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OH, COME ON, IT COULD BE FUN.
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OKAY, CATCH YOU LATER.
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I WAS SO PSYCHED TO BE A DEER.
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I'M SMALL, BUT I'M QUICK.
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LOTS OF PRACTICE FROM DODGING SPITBALLS IN MATH CLASS.
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ARE YOU COMING?
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NO, I'M GOING TO WAIT FOR LINDSAY AND BETH
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AND MAKE THEM PROTECT ME FOR THE WHOLE GAME.
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WOULDN'T THAT BE AGAINST THE RULES?
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DO YOU SEE A RULES PERSON ANYWHERE?
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WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN FLUFFY TAILS.
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AND BREAK. OKAY,
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YOU DO REALIZE THAT THIS IS ALL JUST PRETEND, RIGHT,
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AND THAT IT'S JUST PAINT?
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SO SAY IF YOU... LIKE...HIT HEATHER--
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WAIT. HEATHER IS A DEER?
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(CHUCKLES)
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CHRIS: START YOUR PAINTBALLS!
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GAME ON!
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ALL RIGHT! LET'S GO BAG SOME DEER!
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HA-HA, I AM DOWN WITH THAT.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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MASKING MY SCENT SO THE DEER DON'T SMELL ME COMING.
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-TELL ME THAT ISN'T-- -PEE?
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YES. YES, IT IS.
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LINDSAY: EW.
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I'VE GOT SOME MORE IF YOU NEED SOME.
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WE'RE HUNTING OTHER CAMPERS.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE YOUR SCENT.
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YOU MEAN I COLLECTED ALL THIS PEE FOR NOTHING?
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(SCREAMING)
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DUDE, YOU ARE ONE SICK TICKET.
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OH, MAN. WE'RE BACK TO WHERE WE STARTED
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AND WE HAVEN'T SEEN ONE DEER.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
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WERE WE SUPPOSED TO COME FIND YOU?
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HELLO, ALLIANCE, ANYONE?
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OH, OH! ME, CAN I BE IN ONE?
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YOU ALREADY ARE, LINDSAY. THAT'S THE POINT.
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NOW GO FIND ME SOME BERRIES. I'M STARVING.
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WOO-HOO! YEAH!
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SHOULDN'T WE BE, YOU KNOW, HUNTING?
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SHE IS HUNTING... FOR ME.
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BUT ACTUALLY, BERRIES WON'T BE ENOUGH.
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GO GET ME SOME CHIPS.
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IN THE FOREST?
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IN THE DINING HALL, NOW.
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AND NOT BARBECUE!
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OKAY, HEATHER CAN BE SO BOSSY.
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AND IN NATURE, HUNTERS WOULD NEVER GO FIND
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FOOD FOR THE DEER.
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HEATHER WON'T HEAR THIS, RIGHT?
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OWEN: THE HUNTER IS A FINELY TUNED MACHINE,
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HIS SENSES HEIGHTENED BY THE THRILL OF THE CHASE.
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(SNIFFS)
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SUDDENLY, OUR HUNTER SPOTS
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A MAGNIFICENT BUCK IN A CLEARING.
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IF HE'S TO SUCCEED,
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THE HUNTER MUST DEMONSTRATE PATIENCE AND CONTROL.
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(FARTS)
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(WHISTLING)
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(GASPS) WHEW.
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-(DOORS SHUTS) -OW!
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OWEN: THE HUNTER MOVES IN,
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AWARE OF EVERY PROTON IN HIS ENVIRONMENT.
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AW, CRAP!
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IT'S ON, D.J.
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YOUR BUTT'S A HAMBURGER, AND I'M ONE HOT BARBECUE.
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(WHISTLING)
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(SNIFFS)
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(FLOOR CREAKS)
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SO I'M RUNNING FOR MY LIFE FROM THIS PSYCHO CHEF
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WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, IT HITS ME.
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I AM DOING THIS FOR HEATHER? I DON'T EVEN LIKE HER.
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OWEN: YOU'RE MY BURGER NOW, D.J.
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WHOA! OHH.
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PSST. WHOEVER YOU ARE, GO AHEAD, SHOOT ME.
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YOU CAN'T MAKE TODAY ANY SUCKIER.
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YOU'RE A HUNTER. I'M A DEER.
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SLIGHT FOOD-CHAIN ISSUE WITH ME SHOOTING YOU.
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HOW GOES IT?
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I'M SO DONE WITH THIS GAME.
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WHAT HAPPENED? HAVE YOU BAGGED ANY DEER YET?
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NO, BUT I DID RISK MY LIFE TO STEAL A BAG OF CHIPS.
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HEATHER: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
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HERE.
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I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH TO GET THOSE.
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THERE'S LIKE, 11 CHIPS LEFT.
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(SNIFFING)
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AND THEY'RE BARBECUE.
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GO EXCHANGE THEM FOR DILL PICKLE.
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-NO. -WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
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I'M JUST GONNA...
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YEAH.
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TAKE IT BACK.
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NO.
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TAKE IT BACK.
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NO, I'M TIRED OF BEING YOUR SLAVE.
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NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
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I HAVE A CHALLENGE TO COMPLETE.
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OUCH!
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WHOEVER YOU ARE, THIS IS SO NOT COOL!
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OH!
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OWEN: THE HUNTER'S COURAGE
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AND DESIRE WILL NOT STOP!
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YOU'RE MINE NOW, DEER.
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-(CLICKING) -HUH?
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UM, THE HUNTER KNOWS THAT
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HIS PREY WILL STAY THERE FOR A MOMENT,
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PARALYZED IN,
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UH, FEAR AND RESPECT.
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THE DEER CANNOT BEST THE HUNTER.
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HEY, DUDE, COME ON NOW.
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LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS.
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AHH!
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WAIT, I HAVE BLUEBERRIES. SEE? OH. OH.
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FOLLOW ME.
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MMM, BARBECUE.
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MMM, THE KING OF CHIP FLAVORS.
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HUH. MMM.
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-HEY, BETH. -HUH?
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OH, I TOTALLY HAD HER.
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WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT YOU.
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WE HAVE?
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ZIP IT, LINDS-IOT.
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WE DECIDED TO GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE.
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IF YOU TAKE IT BACK, YOU CAN REJOIN OUR ALLIANCE.
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TAKE BACK WHAT?
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THE "N" WORD "NO."
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I DON'T WANT TO TAKE IT BACK.
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YOU ARE NOTHING WITHOUT ME.
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DO YOU KNOW WHY WE KEEP LOSING CHALLENGES?
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BECAUSE THEY'RE LAME AND STUPID?
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NO, BECAUSE YOU'RE SO BUSY BEING MEAN
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THAT YOU DON'T EVEN TRY.
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NOW ALL YOU CAN THINK OF IS BOSSING US AROUND!
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(GASPS)
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OH, THAT'S IT!
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BRING IT, DWEEB!
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YOU CAN LEAVE THE HUNTER WITH LESS AMMO
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THAN HE THOUGHT HE HAD.
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YOU CAN THROW HIM OVER A CLIFF.
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YOU CAN EVEN LEAVE HIM WITH A CASE OF TOE CRABS,
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BUT YOU CANNOT BREAK HIS SPIRIT!
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FRESH MEAT.
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I AM GIVING YOU ONE LAST CHANCE.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T WIN WITHOUT YOUR LITTLE ALLIANCE?
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HEATHER: I CAN MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE HERE.
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BETH: YOU ALREADY DO, MISS
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"COME PUT LOTION ON MY NASTY ALLIGATOR SKIN."
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WHAT DO I HAVE TO LOSE?
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TWO HOURS OF SNEAKING AROUND IN THE WOODS,
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AND I HAVEN'T SHOT A DARN THING.
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WHAT KIND OF MESSED UP PERSON ACTUALLY DOES THIS FOR FUN?
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HEATHER: FINE. BE ALL ALONE THEN, LOSER!
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BETH: IT'S BETTER THAN WORKING FOR YOU.
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HEATHER: BRING IT, DWEEB!
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BETH: OHH! THAT'S IT.
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OW! WHO WAS THAT?
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OH, I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GONE
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TO THE OPTOMETRIST BEFORE I CAME OUT HERE.
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SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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YOU?
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GIVE ME YOUR GUN. GIVE IT!
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OW! CHARLIE HORSE.
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GIRL, YOU CRAZY.
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IT JUST LOOKED LIKE A LOT OF FUN WHEN YOU DID IT.
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HEATHER: STOP LAUGHING!
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(SLURPING)
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OWEN: THIS IS THE SHOT OF THE DAY.
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WITH ONE PAINTBALL,
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HUNTER AND PREY'S MUTUAL DESTINIES
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WILL BE FULFILLED.
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(FARTS)
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(SNIFFS)
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BEANS.
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OWEN!
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(FARTS)
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NICE TRY, FARTICUS! YOU ALMOST HAD ME.
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(FARTS)
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(FARTS)
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I THOUGHT IT WAS A CINCH TO WIN.
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I ALMOST MADE IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH
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WITHOUT BEING HIT BY A SINGLE PAINTBALL.
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MMM, BERRIES.
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(GROWLING)
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HEY, BIG FELLA, WANT SOME BERRIES?
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(ROARS)
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(GRUNTING)
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MMM, MMM.
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GIVE ME THAT!
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OH, NOW IT IS SO ON.
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WHY DO YOU SMELL WORSE THAN USUAL?
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IT'S OWEN'S STINK.
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IT'S FOLLOWING ME AROUND LIKE MY JUVENILE RECORD.
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WELL, I'M HEADING BACK.
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THIS STUPID GAME MUST BE ALMOST OVER BY NOW.
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YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY.
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EXCUSE ME, I WAS A C.I.T. REMEMBER?
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I HAVE A NATURAL SENSE OF DIRECTION.
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CAMP IS THIS WAY.
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NO, IT'S THAT WAY.
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(CRASH)
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COURTNEY: UH! OH.
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VERY FUNNY. NOW LET ME GO!
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HEY, PRINCESS, THIS ISN'T MY IDEA OF FUN, EITHER.
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GREAT, DUNCAN.
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SURE, WE COULD HAVE TAKEN THOSE LAME-O ANTLER HATS OFF,
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BUT MISS COUNSELOR-IN-TRAINING
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WOULD PROBABLY GO BLAB TO CHRIS
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AND HAVE US DISQUALIFIED.
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AND, HEY, I KIND OF LIKED IT.
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NOW WHAT?
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DO YOU WANT TO MAKE OUT?
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(LAUGHS)
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BETH: GOTCHA! LESHAWNA: GOTCHA!
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BETH: YEAH! YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
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THIS IS REALLY FUN.
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CHRIS: ATTENTION, HUMAN WILDLIFE AND HUNTERS.
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PLEASE REPORT BACK TO CAMP.
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IT'S TIME TO SHOW YOUR HIDES AND TALLY UP THE SCORES.
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TSK, TSK, TSK.
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STEALING FROM CHEF, EATING CHIPS IN THE WOODS,
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BEING MAULED BY BEARS.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE HERE?
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I SEE A VERY UNDISCIPLINED GROUP.
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I SEE A DISGRACEFUL MESS.
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I SEE A MASSIVE WASTE OF PAINT PRODUCT.
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AND I HAVE TO SAY
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THAT WAS AWESOME!
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WHEN YOU GUYS OPENED FIRE ON YOUR OWN TEAM,
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WICKED T.V., GUYS.
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HEY, WHERE ARE DUNCAN AND COURTNEY?
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GWEN: OH, THIS IS TOO MUCH.
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(LAUGHS)
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DUNCAN, YOU SLY DOG, YOU.
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THE GIRL CAN'T KEEP HER ANTLERS OFF ME.
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OHH!
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CAN'T EVEN BEND OVER.
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EASY, COURTNEY.
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OUR MEDICAL TENT'S REALLY ONLY EQUIPPED FOR ONE AT A TIME,
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AND CODY'S PRETTY MESSED UP.
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WELL, SINCE THREE MEMBERS OF THE GOPHERS
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ARE DRIPPING IN PAINT--
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MAKE THAT FOUR MEMBERS,
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AND SOME OF THEM AREN'T EVEN DEER,
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I THINK WE HAVE OUR WINNER.
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(CHEERS)
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CHRIS: YOU'RE OFF TO A HUNTING-CAMP SHINDIG.
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-WOO! -AH.
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GOPHERS,
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I'LL SEE YOU AT THE CAMPFIRE CEREMONY.
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AGAIN.
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HEATHER: I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, TWICE IN A ROW?
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
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I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE BETH GET KICKED OFF.
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I JUST WISH I COULD VOTE OFF TWO CAMPERS AT ONCE.
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OKAY, I KNOW I GOT MAULED BY A BEAR,
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BUT I'M FEELING GOOD ABOUT THIS.
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I'M A QUICK HEALER.
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AND BESIDES,
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HEATHER'S AS MEAN AS A SNAKE, DUDE.
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HER OWN TEAM SHOT HER LIKE 18 TIMES.
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THEY'LL NEVER KICK ME OFF.
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WHO DID I VOTE FOR?
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WELL, HEATHER'S BEEN A PAIN IN MY BUTT FROM DAY ONE.
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BUT I GOT TO SAY, CODY.
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YEAH, THAT CODY.
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NOT SO USEFUL IN CHALLENGES ANYMORE.
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I TOTALLY ADMIRE BELLE FOR STANDING UP TO HEATHER,
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BUT SHE'S SO DEAD NOW.
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THERE ARE ONLY SEVEN MARSHMALLOWS ON THIS PLATE.
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WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME,
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COME UP AND CLAIM YOUR MARSHMALLOW.
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THE CAMPER--
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WHO DOES NOT RECEIVE A MARSHMALLOW
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MUST IMMEDIATELY RETURN TO THE DOCK OF SHAME,
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CATCH THE BOAT OF LOSERS, AND LEAVE.
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CAN'T WE JUST GET THIS OVER WITH?
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FINE. WHATEVER. SPOIL THE MOMENT.
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TRENT,
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LINDSAY,
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OWEN,
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GWEN,
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LESHAWNA,
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BETH.
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CAMPERS, THIS IS THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW TONIGHT.
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HEATHER.
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YOU ARE ALL LUCKY, OKAY? VERY LUCKY.
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00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:35,985
CODY, THE DOCK OF SHAME AWAITS, BRO.
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I GUESS WE CAN HELP YOU GET THERE.
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I'LL DO IT.
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GWEN: BYE, CODY.
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SEE YOU, BUDDY.
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TAKE CARE, DUDE.
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-(MUFFLED SPEECH) -BETH: I KNOW.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I STOOD UP TO HER, EITHER.
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(MUFFLED SPEECH)
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I'M GONNA TO BE OKAY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
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00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:04,680
AND I STILL HAVE MY GOOD LUCK CHARM.
402
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:08,142
SEE? I GOT IT FROM BONEY ISLAND LAST WEEK.
403
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,560
COOL, HUH?
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00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,896
BYE, CODY. TAKE CARE.