1 00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:20,644 Leon St. James for Anaconda Malt Liquor. 2 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:23,814 With the delectable combination of the finest barleys and hops... 3 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:25,441 ...it's the only malt liquor... 4 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:28,652 ...that carries the seal of excellence from Uncle Sam himself. 5 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:35,326 And when you pop the top, the panties drop. 6 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,996 Is that Anaconda Malt Liquor? 7 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:43,292 The only malt liquor to be approved by the United States government? 8 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:46,712 That's right. Anaconda Malt Liquor. 9 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:02,019 Anaconda Malt Liquor, brewed in Piedmont, Georgia. 10 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:34,885 Gentlemen, every one of you are the most respected men... 11 00:01:37,138 --> 00:01:40,474 Doing business with me, you'll find you'll be protected... 12 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:44,895 ...and you will be supplied with as much as you can distribute. 13 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:50,359 However, one of us here is not who he appears to be. 14 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,573 Come on, you jive turkeys. 15 00:01:56,741 --> 00:01:59,118 What kind of rundown is this? 16 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:01,537 Look, man... 17 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:05,499 ...I gotta get back to the streets where I come from, sucker. 18 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,209 Hold it. 19 00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:12,423 I told you jive chumps, I ain't no snitch. 20 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:13,841 Who said you were? 21 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:34,945 He's dead. 22 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:40,909 My God, men. 23 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:42,828 Do you know what this means? 24 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:45,789 Do you know whose brother...? 25 00:02:46,624 --> 00:02:50,836 This ghetto is gonna be turned upside-down, I tell you, upside-down. 26 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:54,798 The streets are gonna run crimson with the blood of the men... 27 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:56,800 ...responsible for his brother's death. 28 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:59,803 Man I am speaking of is a veritable one-man army. 29 00:02:59,971 --> 00:03:02,848 And if you get on his bad side, brother, you're done for. 30 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,309 It's only a matter of time before he finds out... 31 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:07,728 ...and when he does, no matter where he is... 32 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:10,147 ...get ready, gentlemen, because hell's a-coming. 33 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,691 Coming, coming, coming. 34 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:26,997 Black Dynamite, that was the best loving I ever had. 35 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:28,832 Me too. 36 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,459 That goes triple for me. 37 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:34,588 Mama, you're gonna waske up the rest of the bitches. 38 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:39,134 I wanna tell you a story about a friend I've had. 39 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:42,513 He's a mean motherfucker and he's super bad. 40 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:46,475 So grab on to your seats and hang on tight... 41 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:49,686 ...while I tell you a story about Black Dynamite. 42 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:21,510 Yeah? 43 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:24,263 Dynamite, baby, Nipsy still ain't paid up. 44 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:27,057 Solid. I'm on it, Bee. 45 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:38,235 Who's there? 46 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,654 I'm looking for Nipsy. 47 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:44,908 There's no Nipsy here. 48 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:52,166 Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time. 49 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:53,834 Where's Nipsy? 50 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:55,586 Here I am, sucker. 51 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,290 Honeybee, what's happening, baby? 52 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:36,835 Black Dynamite. What did you do to Nipsy? 53 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:40,088 Now, word on the street is that he's gonna be in traction. 54 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:43,675 You know me. I just talked to him. 55 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:47,387 Thank you, Black Dynamite. 56 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:49,097 I'm so happy. 57 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:52,601 Hey, they mess with you, Mama, they're messing with me. 58 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:55,687 Black Dynamite, I wanna thank you for taking care of us girls... 59 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:58,315 ...while we was down and out and didn't have no pimp. 60 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,692 Oh, I almost forgot. 61 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:03,403 Ain't nobody seen Pimpin' Jake for two days... 62 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:05,989 ...and he ain't been by here with your money. 63 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:08,200 - And... - I knew I forgot something. 64 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,035 Tiny. 65 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,287 Get Pimpin' Jake out of my trunk. 66 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:15,415 Tell him the rest by Wednesday or I'll make him stick himself. 67 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:17,167 I'm sorry. Go on, Bee. 68 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:21,171 They replaced the chain on your nunchucks and oiled the bearings. 69 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:25,133 They're sitting there on your desk, next to the dry cleaning. 70 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:44,861 All right. What's wrong, Honeybee? 71 00:06:45,029 --> 00:06:46,863 I've known you too long. 72 00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:50,367 Now, if something's bothering you, why don't you lay it on me? 73 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:54,037 Black Dynamite, I got to go to the hospital. 74 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:57,165 It's my little nephew, Bucky. He OD'd. 75 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,627 Where is Bucky and what has he had? 76 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:02,879 It's that new drug on the street. 77 00:07:03,047 --> 00:07:05,882 All the kids are falling prey to it. 78 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:09,511 What we gonna do, Black Dynamite? 79 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,890 I know what I'm gonna do. 80 00:07:14,058 --> 00:07:15,851 I'm gonna fight. 81 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:17,894 The only way I know how. 82 00:07:18,062 --> 00:07:21,690 Ever since I was a boy, all I knew was how to fight. 83 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,483 Fight, fight, fight. 84 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:27,738 And when I got tired, I would fight some more. 85 00:07:27,905 --> 00:07:30,741 And now that the Man has got our backs to the wall... 86 00:07:30,908 --> 00:07:33,452 ...I ain't gonna let him hurt the kids. 87 00:07:33,911 --> 00:07:35,829 I'm gonna take him down. 88 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:38,749 I'm gonna take them all down. 89 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,892 Who the hell is interrupting my kung fu? 90 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:47,192 - Who the hell is this? - Black Dynamite, it's your Aunt Billy. 91 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,444 How many times I told you not to call here... 92 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:50,904 ...and interrupt my kung fu? 93 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:53,490 It's bad news, Dynamite. 94 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:56,326 It's your only brother, Jimmy. 95 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:58,829 He's dead, Dynamite. 96 00:08:58,996 --> 00:09:00,997 Jimmy's dead. 97 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:06,211 Scram. 98 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,754 I said split. 99 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:10,424 Shake the scene, you turkeys. Get out of my house. 100 00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:12,592 I'll see you all tomorrow. 101 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,345 How did it happen, Aunt Billy? 102 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:19,433 They found him shot full of holes in an old shipping yard. 103 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,101 Dead as a dog. 104 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:23,562 Said he had drugs on him. 105 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:26,565 I guess he was still on that stuff. 106 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:30,026 Now, I thought you promised your mama on her deathbed... 107 00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:33,905 ...you wass gonna get him off that stuff, Black Dynamite. 108 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:36,116 Whoever did this is gonna pay. 109 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:37,784 I can promise you that. 110 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:40,745 Well, I hope it ain't like when you promised your mama... 111 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:43,039 ...you wass gonna get him off of that stuff... 112 00:09:43,207 --> 00:09:45,959 ...for the rest of his natural life... 113 00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:59,639 Black Dynamite, I want you to promise me... 114 00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:02,601 ...that you'll look after your brother... 115 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:08,190 ...and make sure he doesn't end up on drugs... 116 00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:10,317 ...or dead. 117 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,653 I promise. 118 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:19,117 Jimmy, I am 18-year-old Black Dynamite... 119 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,578 ...and you are my 16... year-old kid brother... 120 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:24,498 ...and you are high as a kite yet again. 121 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:26,458 Who gave you the drugs, Jimmy? 122 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,001 Who? 123 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:45,101 Your mama would turn over in her grave... 124 00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:47,771 ...if she were here to see this. 125 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:51,107 She loved Jimmy with all her heart. 126 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,819 You promised your mama on her deathbed... 127 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:57,113 ...that you would look after Jimmy. 128 00:10:57,281 --> 00:10:59,783 Now he's dead. 129 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,668 I scoured the crime scene like you told me to. 130 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,670 Dig what I found. 131 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:19,844 Now, this is some heavy shit. 132 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,219 Freeze, turkeys. 133 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,890 I see you haven't lost your touch, B.D. 134 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,101 O'Leary? 135 00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:14,858 The old "pie on the windowsill" trick. I can't believe I fell for that. 136 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:18,612 That was the same trap you used in Nam to save my ass. 137 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:22,699 B.D. Took our fatigues and put them on two dead gooks. 138 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:25,160 I remember we circled back and turned the tables. 139 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:27,996 I guess you forgot about the time you and Bravo company... 140 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:30,373 ...left my black ass for dead, huh? 141 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,667 But I remember. 142 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:35,128 I remember everything. 143 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,464 I remember Vietnam like it was yesterday. 144 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:42,552 I remember that village in Tainan that we cut down. 145 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,513 It was a massacre. 146 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:49,893 All the dead Chinamen we left in our tracks. 147 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:53,897 I remember the faces, the children. 148 00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:56,983 This one child I'll never forget. 149 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,861 Poor little bastard was still alive. 150 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:03,031 His little Chinese legs were blown clean off. 151 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,949 Still see his little shins and feet... 152 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,535 ...hanging from the ceiling fan across the hut. 153 00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:12,123 He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees. 154 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,210 He tried to get up... 155 00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:18,838 ...but he fell over when what wass left of his right leg broke off. 156 00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:24,135 As he laid there flat on his face... 157 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,471 ...he looked up at me. 158 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,432 His little Chinese eyes burned right into my stomach... 159 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,768 ...deep into my soul. 160 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:35,730 He said something to me in Chinese, like: 161 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,357 Sounds like some cartoon shit... 162 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:40,610 ...but I understood it to be a question that he was asking me. 163 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,987 And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese... 164 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,407 ...to know what that question was. 165 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:48,118 "Why, Black Dynamite? 166 00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:49,869 Why?" 167 00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:57,168 We're a long way from Nam. 168 00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:58,378 Look at this place. 169 00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:01,214 It must have an eight-track player in every room. 170 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:06,261 What's going on today is a smack problem of epic proportion. 171 00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:10,014 Corruption is running rampant and we don't know who to trust. 172 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:14,477 We need you, Black Dynamite, now more than ever. 173 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:18,815 I know I was the best CIA agent that the CIA ever had... 174 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,317 ...but I thought I told you honkies from the CIA... 175 00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:23,486 ...that Black Dynamite was out of the game. 176 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:27,741 - You're never out of the game. - I've known you for a long time. 177 00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:30,160 And there's something that you're not telling me. 178 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:34,330 Okay. 179 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,751 We heard about your brother's death. The last thing we need... 180 00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:40,837 ...is you running through the streets creating a river of blood. 181 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,381 Tell me who did it and I'll just leave a puddle. 182 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,300 We don't know who killed Jimmy. 183 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:47,469 But I do know this. 184 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:51,473 You step out of line, friendship or not, and I'm gonna take you down. 185 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,767 In case you forgot, when you left the agency... 186 00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,810 ...you relinquished your license to kill. 187 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,854 Well, you do what you have to. 188 00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,356 Just don't get in my way. 189 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:42,899 Come on, give it up to Afroditey and the Moonchild. 190 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:46,486 Give them a nice round of applause, big round of applause, yeah. 191 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:50,198 Black Dynamite, you came to see me. 192 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,784 Bitch, no, I gotta go rap a taste with my man Horn... 193 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:56,246 ...but afterwards since I'm here, maybe I'll throw you one right quick. 194 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:58,748 Out of sight. 195 00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:01,167 I get off in 15 minutes. 196 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,670 You're right about that, sugar. 197 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,255 You're right about that. 198 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:12,262 Bullhorn, can I get you anything? 199 00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:15,682 Yes. I would like some of that ass. 200 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:20,019 Yes, yes, yes. 201 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:28,111 Man, who dare knock when I'm planning to plant my...? 202 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:31,239 Main man Black Dynamite. 203 00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,116 What it is, Bullhorn? 204 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,784 What you want to eat, man? 205 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:38,496 Sister Betty made some hog maws and, man, she put her ankle in it. 206 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:42,292 I ain't here for no food, Horn. 207 00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:46,129 Oh, man. 208 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,089 I can dig it. 209 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:51,593 Sugar, give us a minute. 210 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:00,143 You know, man... 211 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:03,313 ...I'm really sorry to hear about what happened to Jimmy. 212 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,483 You know, me and you been tight for a long time. 213 00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:11,571 - So you know if you need anything... - Thanks, Horn. 214 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:15,241 I need to know about the kind of cats that Jimmy was running with. 215 00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:18,286 You know, he came around here about a week ago... 216 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:21,789 ...with some cats that I had never seen before. 217 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,791 Man, I mean, these cats looked mean. 218 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:27,253 Meaner than two fat motherfuckers wrestling over pork chops and greens. 219 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,047 Can you dig it? 220 00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:33,468 Yeah. I can dig it. 221 00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:40,934 That little old half-a-player, Cream Corn, was with them. 222 00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:43,019 You remember Cream Corn. 223 00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:50,026 So where is Cream Corn these days? 224 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,527 Yep, that's right. 225 00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:52,862 I'm running things. 226 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,951 Cream Corn. That's why they call me that. 227 00:17:58,118 --> 00:17:59,285 Smooth. 228 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,080 I got my measure for your pleasure. 229 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:05,041 Stick with me, baby, I'll have you farting through silk. 230 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,668 And let a nigga mess with me. 231 00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:11,714 I'll jump on him, all 93 pounds of pure dynamite... 232 00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:08,354 Let me catch my breath, Black Dynamite. 233 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:10,064 Shut up, sucker. I need answers. 234 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:13,067 I wanna know who the cats were that Jimmy was hanging with. 235 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,361 Man, I don't know nothing but nothing. 236 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,613 Okay, all right, all right. 237 00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:20,283 Their leader's name is Chicago Wind. 238 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:24,287 They hang out at a place called the Hip Pocket on Crenshaw. 239 00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:26,289 Now, get me up. 240 00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:43,723 So you must be Black Dynamite. 241 00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:48,978 Cream Corn, you jive mother. 242 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:57,320 Chicago Wind, I presume. 243 00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,739 Your presumption is correct, nigga. 244 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:02,992 If you presume that I killed your brother then you presume wrong. 245 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,911 Not that it means shit to me. 246 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:08,456 Either way, shit. 247 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:11,584 I wish I'd have killed that nigga myself. 248 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,753 Somebody else beat me to it. 249 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,505 Is that so? 250 00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:18,007 Well, Mr. Chicago Wind... 251 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,802 ...what do you know about this? 252 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,682 Some heavy shit. 253 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,018 But dig. 254 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:33,523 Let me explain something to you, supernigga. 255 00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,525 I don't answer questions. 256 00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,610 I ask them. 257 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:41,364 Even if I did know who killed that brother of yours... 258 00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:44,367 ...what would make you think I'm gonna tell you? 259 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:49,330 Get your black ass out of my joint... 260 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,707 ...before we beat you like a rented mule. 261 00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,132 That's right, you jive-ass punk. 262 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:02,135 Don't be coming to the Hip Pocket talking that shit, you dig? 263 00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:05,596 That's right, nigga. Don't ever, ever come ba... 264 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:31,307 Go catch Chicago Wind before he disappears. 265 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:34,310 I'll take care of this gorilla-eating goon here. 266 00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:43,236 Oh, you's a corn-fed fool with a lot of muscle mass. 267 00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:48,491 But it's time for Bullhorn to get up in that ass. 268 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,498 Motherfucker. 269 00:23:01,838 --> 00:23:05,174 Let everybody know and suckers be warned... 270 00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:10,096 ...that this is the outcome when you mess with Bullhorn. 271 00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:22,858 Try to catch me now, sucker. 272 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,869 Motherfucker. 273 00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:43,879 Now you know why they call me Chicago Wind, fool. 274 00:23:44,047 --> 00:23:48,092 Because I left your ass blowing in the breeze. 275 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,928 Man, don't you ever, ever... 276 00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:05,109 That black son of a bitch, he killed my best dealer. 277 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:11,490 I want Black Dynamite dead, and I wasnt him dead now. 278 00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:14,493 Before you support any of these candidates... 279 00:24:14,661 --> 00:24:17,997 ...find out if they're going to rid our communities... 280 00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:20,458 ...of the hustlers and pushers. 281 00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:23,961 Or are they gonna destroy all the programs that help our children... 282 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:29,091 ...and give their corporate friends free reign to exploit our community... 283 00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:30,509 ...like Congressman James. 284 00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:32,845 Watch me turn this shit around. 285 00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:34,597 Power to the people. 286 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:39,018 With all due respect to the young sister here... 287 00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:40,853 ...you all know me. 288 00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:42,104 Yes. 289 00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:43,856 Now, young lady... 290 00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:47,610 ...these fine folks don't need to be misled. 291 00:24:47,778 --> 00:24:49,820 All they want is a little bit of bread. 292 00:24:51,531 --> 00:24:54,867 And you can't just stick it to the Man. 293 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:57,328 You also got to have yourself a plan. 294 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:04,210 Now, we got to take this from the jukebox to the ballot box. 295 00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:09,131 We got to go from the poor house to the White House. 296 00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:12,051 Instead of maligning me... 297 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:16,722 ...let's take this land from sea to shining sea. 298 00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:19,475 Keep the faith, brothers and sisters. 299 00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:30,403 Say, Mama, you're gonna have to work on your delivery... 300 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:32,822 ...if you wanna take on Congressman James. 301 00:25:32,989 --> 00:25:36,325 The shame is, half these people don't know what y'all talking about... 302 00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:39,120 ...but at least they can put his to a beat. 303 00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:41,539 So, what do you do to make a difference? 304 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:44,375 Do you march? Do you vote? 305 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:45,793 Oh, let me guess. 306 00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:47,586 You're one of Tom Slick brothers... 307 00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:50,673 ...think you can get by on good looks, a wink and a smile, huh? 308 00:25:50,841 --> 00:25:52,842 I don't know about Tom Slick. 309 00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:54,593 But thank you for the compliments. 310 00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:56,637 That's not what I meant. 311 00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:58,764 Not that I think that you have good look... 312 00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:01,559 I mean, you know these guys with their... 313 00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:04,854 - Winks and smiles. - Yeah. 314 00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,691 What about the smile? 315 00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:11,360 I am smiling. 316 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:39,763 Right on, right on. 317 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:49,190 Excuse me, brothers. 318 00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:51,484 The militants turn, startled. 319 00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:52,693 This is private. 320 00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:54,570 How'd you get in here? 321 00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:56,238 I walked in. 322 00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:59,074 So you one of them sneaky brothers, huh? 323 00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:01,327 Or maybe you an undercover pig. 324 00:27:01,495 --> 00:27:03,996 Or maybe you just a federal hit man. 325 00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:07,166 If I was, you cats would already be dead. 326 00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:10,252 Now, let me speak to the man in charge. 327 00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:13,088 Sarcastically, I'm in charge. 328 00:27:13,256 --> 00:27:14,757 Right on. 329 00:27:15,091 --> 00:27:16,842 If you were in charge... 330 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:19,762 ...the people might as well surrender to whitey right now... 331 00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:22,598 ...because your survival skills ain't worth a damn. 332 00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:24,892 Black Dynamite. 333 00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:28,270 It has been a long time, my brother. 334 00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:30,606 What it is, Saheed? 335 00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:33,317 You know this Uncle Tom? 336 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,110 Listen, sucker. 337 00:27:35,278 --> 00:27:37,821 I'm blacker than the ace of spades and more militant... 338 00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:40,699 ...than you and your whole damn army put together. 339 00:27:40,867 --> 00:27:42,201 And while you're out there... 340 00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:44,787 ...chanting at rallies and browbeating politicians... 341 00:27:44,955 --> 00:27:47,498 ...I'm taking out any money front sucker on a humble... 342 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:48,749 ...that gets in my way. 343 00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:50,626 So I'll tell you what. 344 00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:54,088 When your so-called revolution starts, you call me... 345 00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:57,007 ...and I'll be right down front showing you how it's done... 346 00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:59,468 ...but until then, you need to shut the fuck up... 347 00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:01,345 ...when grown folks is talking. 348 00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:07,977 I'm sorry. 349 00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:12,439 Yeah, we heard about what went down at the Hip Pocket. 350 00:28:12,607 --> 00:28:14,650 That was righteous. 351 00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,860 That was personal, brother. 352 00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:21,365 Personal or not, you saved a lot of brothers and sisters. 353 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:25,035 You need our help, we're here. 354 00:28:25,579 --> 00:28:27,413 I can dig it. 355 00:28:29,165 --> 00:28:31,750 What can you tell me about this? 356 00:28:32,752 --> 00:28:34,253 Yeah. 357 00:28:37,173 --> 00:28:39,466 I ain't seen one of these in a while. 358 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:44,513 I was gonna fuck him up. 359 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:00,779 There it is. 360 00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:02,990 AR-48. 361 00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:05,034 I wish we could get some shit like this. 362 00:29:05,201 --> 00:29:08,829 That round will go through a bulletproof vest like it was a pillow. 363 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:11,373 Any idea who would have it? 364 00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:14,960 Whoever it is, he must work for the Man... 365 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:18,922 ...because that right there is strictly government issue. 366 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:34,313 You mind telling me how this was found... 367 00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:36,649 ...at the scene of my brother's death? 368 00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:46,950 Okay, Black Dynamite. 369 00:29:47,243 --> 00:29:49,119 Want me to level with you? 370 00:29:49,412 --> 00:29:51,914 Your brother Jimmy wasn't a two-bit drug dealer. 371 00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:54,083 - He was one of us. - What? 372 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,418 He was working undercover. 373 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,921 And he wanted to be just like you. 374 00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:07,096 Jimmy, why didn't you tell me? 375 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,059 Vincent Rafelli. 376 00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:14,645 Don of the Carbozi family. 377 00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:18,273 Heads up a shipping company. 378 00:30:18,441 --> 00:30:20,818 We believe he's distributing dope. 379 00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:23,445 Jimmy felt that the don and Congressman James... 380 00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:25,572 ...had something up their sleeve. 381 00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:27,783 He didn't quite know what it was. 382 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:29,952 He died trying to find out. 383 00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:34,081 So I don't need to tell you the importance of this mission. 384 00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:36,166 But I just have one question. 385 00:30:36,710 --> 00:30:38,711 Are you in or are you out? 386 00:30:39,129 --> 00:30:42,172 Because God knows you're the only one we can trust. 387 00:30:45,468 --> 00:30:47,052 I'm in. 388 00:30:49,013 --> 00:30:50,389 Good. 389 00:30:51,766 --> 00:30:54,143 I had a feeling you were gonna say that. 390 00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:55,936 Hope you don't mind. 391 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,647 I took the liberty of reinstating your license to kill. 392 00:31:03,486 --> 00:31:05,154 You're gonna need this. 393 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,704 Black Dynamite's looking for us. 394 00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,372 You said you would handle it. 395 00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:19,835 I'm bringing in the heavy hitters now. 396 00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:27,009 Somebody broke into my dead brother Jimmy's apartment. 397 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:23,774 Breathe deeply, baby. 398 00:32:24,692 --> 00:32:26,610 Daddy, you make my heart beat. 399 00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:30,197 Yeah, Dr. Dynamite can hear that. 400 00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:32,407 But I think you're running a temperature. 401 00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:37,037 Let me see if I can find a thermometer for you. 402 00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:40,666 What the...? 403 00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:45,462 I told you urine sample, Nurse Jenny. 404 00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:47,589 Black Dynamite. 405 00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:50,259 I mean, really. 406 00:32:50,426 --> 00:32:52,344 You sent her in here with them titties. 407 00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:54,137 What did you expect? 408 00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:55,681 How's my x-ray? 409 00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:57,266 Well, no fragments. 410 00:32:57,433 --> 00:32:58,892 In and out. 411 00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:00,769 You're lucky, Black Dynamite. 412 00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:02,938 Three inches to the left... 413 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:05,607 ...and we wouldn't even be having this conversation. 414 00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:08,694 Three inches to the right, it would've missed my black ass. 415 00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:11,446 Well, you need a new line of work. 416 00:33:11,614 --> 00:33:13,866 This is the second time this year. 417 00:33:14,784 --> 00:33:16,952 I know, I know. 418 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,955 Why do I bother? There's no helping you. 419 00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:22,958 No, doc, you help me just fine. 420 00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:24,293 See you next time. 421 00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:31,550 You hang in there, Leon. You hear me? 422 00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:45,105 Hey, Mama, what's going down? That your kid in there? 423 00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:46,732 No. 424 00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:48,483 Nephew? Cousin? 425 00:33:48,651 --> 00:33:50,110 I said no. 426 00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:52,404 No relation, he... 427 00:33:52,572 --> 00:33:55,490 He happens to be one of the kids at the orphanage where I work. 428 00:33:55,658 --> 00:33:58,201 He overdosed on smack. Third one this month. 429 00:33:58,661 --> 00:34:00,996 And why? What does it matter to you anyway? 430 00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:03,498 Whoa, Mama, just trying to help. 431 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,293 Oh, I don't need your kind of help. 432 00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:09,254 Men like you only help when there's something in it for them. 433 00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:10,672 They can't be bothered. 434 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:14,968 Too busy chasing their chicks and their bread and their fancy car. 435 00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:16,345 No, Mr. Black Dynamite. 436 00:34:16,512 --> 00:34:19,681 The only help you know is how to help yourself. 437 00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:22,225 Whoa, Mama, it ain't about me. 438 00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:24,019 It's about that kid in there. 439 00:34:24,354 --> 00:34:25,771 Now do you really want help... 440 00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:29,608 ...or are you just trying to prove to the world you can do it all on your own? 441 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,276 Mama always said: 442 00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:34,237 "A helping hand is a helping hand, clean or dirty." 443 00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:37,199 Guess my hands ain't clean enough for you. 444 00:34:40,536 --> 00:34:41,578 Wait. 445 00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:46,249 These politicians don't give a damn. 446 00:34:46,417 --> 00:34:49,252 I mean, look, look at these ads. 447 00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:52,965 Congressman James made promises to the people. 448 00:34:53,132 --> 00:34:55,342 Then he took away his drug-awareness programs... 449 00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:58,387 ...and allowed his bedfellows to sell crap to the kids. 450 00:34:58,554 --> 00:35:00,222 He even invested in these products. 451 00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:02,641 Now the dope is everywhere. It's even... 452 00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:04,267 It's even in the orphanage. 453 00:35:05,561 --> 00:35:07,646 Not the orphanage. 454 00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:11,775 I used to be an orphan. 455 00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:15,153 You ain't got no mommy and you ain't got no daddy. 456 00:35:15,321 --> 00:35:16,405 You're an orphan. 457 00:35:16,572 --> 00:35:20,617 Orphan, orphan, orphan. 458 00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:26,415 No, not the orphans. 459 00:35:29,585 --> 00:35:31,503 I think I need to show you something. 460 00:35:33,423 --> 00:35:36,425 We've been trying to reach these children. 461 00:35:36,592 --> 00:35:39,928 But this new smack on the street is proving too much of a match for us. 462 00:35:41,097 --> 00:35:43,765 The worst thing about these pushers... 463 00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:46,476 ...getting these children addicted to this new smack... 464 00:35:46,644 --> 00:35:50,731 ...is that these children are orphans, and orphans don't have parents. 465 00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:54,609 Ain't nothing in the world get Black Dynamite more mad... 466 00:35:54,777 --> 00:35:57,362 ...than some jive-ass sucker dealing smack to the kids. 467 00:35:58,114 --> 00:35:59,698 Bobby, stop it. 468 00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:01,908 You'll kick soon. 469 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,330 You dealing, brother? 470 00:36:07,498 --> 00:36:09,166 I need my smack, I need it now. 471 00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:13,462 Put a few of these honeys on the street and I'll get you your bread, partner. 472 00:36:15,131 --> 00:36:17,424 I refuse to let this happen to you, little man. 473 00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:20,469 I will shake this poisonous shit out of your smacked-up body... 474 00:36:20,636 --> 00:36:21,678 ...if I have to. 475 00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:25,140 Black Dynamite, stop. We've tried that, nothing works. 476 00:36:27,393 --> 00:36:30,062 I can't look at these kids no more. 477 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:36,068 This orphanage used to be alive with laughter, kids playing. 478 00:36:36,235 --> 00:36:37,694 Now look at it, it's sickening. 479 00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:40,864 Whoever's responsible is gonna pay, if it's the last thing I do. 480 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,949 Black Dynamite, I wish it was that simple. 481 00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:45,160 But this is much bigger than you and me. 482 00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:46,328 Hey, Little Mama. 483 00:36:46,496 --> 00:36:49,164 It may be bigger than you and it may be bigger than me. 484 00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:51,792 But it ain't bigger than you and me. Can you dig it? 485 00:36:51,959 --> 00:36:53,168 I think so. 486 00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:55,337 I gotta split. 487 00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:57,255 You need me to drop you off somewhere? 488 00:36:57,423 --> 00:37:00,050 No, I think I'm gonna go down the street and grab a bite. 489 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:01,843 I'll drive you. 490 00:37:11,145 --> 00:37:13,021 Thanks for the ride. 491 00:37:28,621 --> 00:37:30,789 Can I get some hot sauce for my donut? 492 00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:32,040 Excuse me, lady. 493 00:37:39,465 --> 00:37:41,800 - Oh, my God. - What is it? What is going on? 494 00:37:41,968 --> 00:37:43,802 How did you know? 495 00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:47,722 Donuts don't wear alligator shoes. 496 00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:13,206 Damn. 497 00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:29,472 Sorry, Roscoe. 498 00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:31,433 It's cool, man. 499 00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:34,769 Chili and donuts ain't working out for me no how. 500 00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:36,646 Maybe it's time for a change. 501 00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:40,442 What have you gotten me into? 502 00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:42,319 It wasn't me they were after, sugar. 503 00:38:42,486 --> 00:38:45,947 You must have pissed off some people in some pretty high places. 504 00:38:46,782 --> 00:38:49,534 I'm gonna take you somewhere you'll be safe. 505 00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:53,205 Black Dynamite, you ain't got to worry about Gloria. 506 00:38:53,372 --> 00:38:55,457 She gonna be safe up in here. 507 00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:58,627 I been keeping the girls up on their kung fu like you told me to. 508 00:38:58,794 --> 00:39:03,632 Now, they find her up in here, we will fricassee they honky asses. 509 00:39:05,218 --> 00:39:07,677 You sure about this? Maybe we should call the police. 510 00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:10,889 No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty... 511 00:39:11,057 --> 00:39:14,726 ...whoever put that hit on you, already got the cops in their back pocket. 512 00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:16,770 You be cool, Mama. 513 00:39:16,938 --> 00:39:19,147 Bee here will keep you tight and out of sight. 514 00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:22,984 I'm gonna shake the tree from the roots and rake up the fruits... 515 00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:26,780 ...rip it up out the ground, find out what's going down. 516 00:39:26,948 --> 00:39:29,574 Don't worry about tomorrow, Mama, because tonight... 517 00:39:29,742 --> 00:39:32,494 Dynamite's gonna make everything all right. 518 00:39:32,662 --> 00:39:34,412 Euphoria, shut up. I know that was you. 519 00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:35,664 I ain't even gotta look. 520 00:39:35,831 --> 00:39:38,833 I should send you to Crenshaw Pete with his hot-ass coat hangers. 521 00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:40,418 Would you like that? 522 00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:54,808 Black Dynamite, I know that we just met... 523 00:39:54,976 --> 00:39:57,352 ...but somehow I feel that I can trust you. 524 00:39:58,521 --> 00:40:00,772 I'll be here waiting till you come to get me. 525 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:05,610 Thank you for saving my life. 526 00:40:06,779 --> 00:40:08,405 You be cool, Little Mama. 527 00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:11,032 I'll be back before too long. 528 00:40:26,007 --> 00:40:28,925 Order, order, order. 529 00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:30,760 Order, nigga. 530 00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:36,683 The game is at an all-time low. 531 00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:42,063 Never in the history of the game has there been such devastation. 532 00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:43,273 - That's right. - Yeah. 533 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:46,943 Tricks running low, cops pushing harder than ever. 534 00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:48,153 - Yeah. - That's right. 535 00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:50,155 These little bitches just running wild. 536 00:40:50,323 --> 00:40:53,742 I thought we had these poop-butt pigs paid off. 537 00:40:53,909 --> 00:40:55,118 - Come to find out. - Yeah. 538 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:57,829 They trapping my ho's every time they hit the track. 539 00:40:58,581 --> 00:41:02,334 I'm spending more bail money than I'm getting tail money. 540 00:41:02,501 --> 00:41:04,919 Yeah, yeah. I can dig it, Chocolate, I can dig it. 541 00:41:05,087 --> 00:41:07,797 Come on, this has been my worst physical year ever. 542 00:41:07,965 --> 00:41:09,507 Fiscal, nigga. With a F. Fiscal. 543 00:41:09,675 --> 00:41:13,553 Well, it's been the worst one ever. I can't even afford to get my hair fixed. 544 00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:15,430 Sounds like you're assed out. 545 00:41:15,598 --> 00:41:16,890 You know what they say. 546 00:41:17,058 --> 00:41:18,767 The bitch won't sell her ass. 547 00:41:18,934 --> 00:41:21,269 - A pimp will. - Will. 548 00:41:21,437 --> 00:41:22,604 Shut up, Tasty. 549 00:41:24,648 --> 00:41:26,232 I turned you onto the game... 550 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,777 ...when you nothing but a little jailhouse tramp. 551 00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:32,947 Now, listen up. 552 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:38,661 Pimping has been around since the world started turning. 553 00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:42,791 And it's going to keep right on turning right along with it... 554 00:41:43,125 --> 00:41:47,629 ...until this little planet rotates off its axis... 555 00:41:47,797 --> 00:41:54,052 ...as a result of its core overheating and explodes into cosmic dust. 556 00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:55,387 Damn. 557 00:41:55,554 --> 00:41:57,514 - Can you dig it? - It's done, brother. 558 00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:59,140 You know what I'm saying? 559 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,810 Now look here. These times, they come and they go. 560 00:42:01,977 --> 00:42:04,354 - Right. - And if you live long enough... 561 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:07,107 ...you'll be around to see them come again. 562 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:13,154 But what we need to do is we need to collectivize. 563 00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:15,156 - Yeah. - Right on, right on. 564 00:42:15,324 --> 00:42:16,950 Now, look here. 565 00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:19,119 Listen. 566 00:42:19,286 --> 00:42:22,580 Stop all the bullshit and take a vote. 567 00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:25,667 Yes, O. 568 00:42:27,002 --> 00:42:28,837 All in favor, raise your hand. 569 00:42:29,463 --> 00:42:31,172 Kotex? 570 00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:34,467 - Mo Bitches? - I can dig it, baby. 571 00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:35,969 Chocolate Giddy-Up? 572 00:42:36,137 --> 00:42:38,513 Chocolate Giddy-Up. 573 00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:40,181 Crenshaw Pete? 574 00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:43,017 Captain Kangaroo Pimp? 575 00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:47,730 - Willie? - I'm with you. 576 00:42:47,898 --> 00:42:51,526 Nigga, even if they don't knock the broads... 577 00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:56,322 ...there ain't enough tricks to go around. 578 00:42:58,033 --> 00:42:59,617 Now, look here. 579 00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:02,162 I don't know about the rest of y'all. 580 00:43:02,621 --> 00:43:04,873 But it looks like I have to keep selling heroin... 581 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,249 ...just to make ends meet. 582 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:08,543 Then you'll have a much bigger problem. 583 00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:10,253 Black Dynamite. 584 00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:12,172 What's happening, baby? 585 00:43:12,339 --> 00:43:13,506 What it is, Big O? 586 00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:17,051 To what do we owe this pleasure? 587 00:43:17,219 --> 00:43:20,221 I just got one thing to lay on you cats and then I'll split. 588 00:43:20,389 --> 00:43:22,056 That I'm declaring war... 589 00:43:22,224 --> 00:43:25,059 ...on anybody who sells drugs in our community. 590 00:43:25,227 --> 00:43:29,481 But, Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community. 591 00:43:29,648 --> 00:43:32,942 Well, be that as it may, if I catch you... 592 00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:35,236 ...I will not consider you a brother or friend. 593 00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:36,905 Now, can you dig it? 594 00:43:37,072 --> 00:43:39,282 Hell no, nigga. 595 00:43:40,242 --> 00:43:42,452 I can't dig it. 596 00:43:42,912 --> 00:43:45,497 - Now who you supposed to be? - That's Black Dynamite. 597 00:43:45,664 --> 00:43:47,582 I ain't ask you, nigga. Shut up. 598 00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:50,084 I'm gonna tell you like this. 599 00:43:50,252 --> 00:43:53,922 I'm gonna do whatever I wanna do. 600 00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,926 - Yeah. - Well, the choice is yours, brother. 601 00:43:58,093 --> 00:44:00,053 But if me and my people catch you... 602 00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:02,889 ...you're gonna have a lot more to deal with. 603 00:44:03,057 --> 00:44:05,475 - Good evening, gentlemen. - Goodbye, Black Dynamite. 604 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:08,353 Will you stop that? 605 00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:16,319 Hold it right there. 606 00:44:17,530 --> 00:44:18,696 It's me, Black Dynamite. 607 00:44:18,864 --> 00:44:21,449 - What the hell do you wasnt? - I wanna help you. 608 00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:22,784 Why should I trust you... 609 00:44:22,952 --> 00:44:25,203 ...after you dropped dime on me to Chicago Wind? 610 00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:28,414 Because your brother Jimmy saved my life. 611 00:44:28,582 --> 00:44:31,125 I was supposed to be with him the night he got killed. 612 00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:34,837 But he called me and told me to stay at home. 613 00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:36,548 I guess I owe him one. 614 00:44:40,302 --> 00:44:42,929 I'll need a list of names and locations. 615 00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:44,138 Ain't no thing. 616 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:47,100 Man, everything is gonna be okay. 617 00:44:47,268 --> 00:44:48,643 Bullhorn... 618 00:44:48,811 --> 00:44:52,480 ...Cream Corn here says he can help us find the cats we're looking for. 619 00:44:52,648 --> 00:44:54,399 Now, what do you think? 620 00:44:54,567 --> 00:44:57,986 Man, I think we should put our ankles in it. 621 00:46:17,733 --> 00:46:20,068 They broke into my home. 622 00:46:20,235 --> 00:46:22,737 They got the ledger. 623 00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:24,906 They got the manifest, they got everything. 624 00:46:25,074 --> 00:46:27,033 Everything. Names, dates, schedules. 625 00:46:27,201 --> 00:46:28,660 We even got the shipping routes. 626 00:46:28,827 --> 00:46:30,536 They won't be able to take a shit... 627 00:46:30,704 --> 00:46:32,580 ...without us knowing when or what color. 628 00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:35,416 We cleaned up the streets and gave them back to the people. 629 00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:39,629 Once again, making them a pleasant place to take an afternoon stroll. 630 00:46:44,301 --> 00:46:46,761 Extra, extra. Hot off the presses. 631 00:46:46,929 --> 00:46:49,430 Black Dynamite cleans up the street. 632 00:46:50,724 --> 00:46:52,934 It's unbelievable, Black Dynamite. 633 00:46:53,102 --> 00:46:55,103 Everyone looks so happy... 634 00:46:55,270 --> 00:46:56,854 ...and it's all thanks to you. 635 00:46:57,022 --> 00:46:59,190 I'd like to take the credit but dig, Mama. 636 00:46:59,358 --> 00:47:02,443 There's no I in "revolut..." In "team." 637 00:47:03,153 --> 00:47:05,947 Look, I'm know I'm gonna be rusty, but I have to try. 638 00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:09,701 Hi, girls. What is your name? 639 00:47:09,868 --> 00:47:11,953 I'm Shawanda, and her name's Brikwilla. 640 00:47:12,121 --> 00:47:13,329 Those are beautiful names. 641 00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:16,290 I'm Gloria and this is Black Dynamite. 642 00:47:16,458 --> 00:47:19,293 My mama said my daddy's name is Black Dynamite. 643 00:47:20,045 --> 00:47:21,629 So did my mama. 644 00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:24,882 Hush up, little girls. 645 00:47:25,050 --> 00:47:27,343 A lot of cats have that name. 646 00:48:09,762 --> 00:48:13,639 Well, that was amazing. 647 00:48:13,849 --> 00:48:16,684 Thank you for a beautiful day and night. 648 00:48:18,687 --> 00:48:23,691 But I think I should be going. 649 00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:26,944 I think you'll be safer if you stay here tonight. 650 00:48:27,988 --> 00:48:29,906 Oh, you do, do you? 651 00:48:30,324 --> 00:48:33,034 I hope you don't think you're gonna get any of this cookie. 652 00:48:33,202 --> 00:48:35,369 Because if I offered you some of this cookie... 653 00:48:35,537 --> 00:48:37,038 ...this cookie might kill you. 654 00:48:37,372 --> 00:48:39,957 Don't think because we've been frolicking in the park... 655 00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:42,001 ...you got this closed because it takes... 656 00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:43,544 Yeah, yeah, Mama. 657 00:48:44,713 --> 00:48:47,924 You can hit the sheets or the streets. It don't make me no never mind. 658 00:48:48,091 --> 00:48:50,384 That's your bag, baby. You can go or you can come. 659 00:48:50,552 --> 00:48:51,844 Can you dig it? 660 00:50:06,128 --> 00:50:07,128 Yeah. 661 00:50:07,296 --> 00:50:08,337 Black Dynamite. 662 00:50:08,505 --> 00:50:10,423 We read the ledger and it just don't stop. 663 00:50:10,591 --> 00:50:14,594 There's a trail of paper that leads all the way to the top. 664 00:50:14,761 --> 00:50:16,387 A big shipment is coming to town... 665 00:50:16,555 --> 00:50:19,181 ...and it's right there where that cracker wrote it down. 666 00:50:19,349 --> 00:50:21,934 Now, we don't know the whens, but we do know the wheres. 667 00:50:22,102 --> 00:50:25,813 And however the fuck the whats, we'll sure enough be there. 668 00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:31,694 Looks like he's got two warehouses. 669 00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:35,197 One big one, and one smaller one here. 670 00:50:35,365 --> 00:50:38,993 We break into the two units, we hit the smaller one first... 671 00:50:39,161 --> 00:50:41,621 ...then we scale the fence, enter from the south... 672 00:50:41,788 --> 00:50:45,166 ...use an acetylene blowtorch to breech the warehouse from the back. 673 00:50:45,334 --> 00:50:47,168 That way we avoid the guards. 674 00:50:47,336 --> 00:50:50,713 Man, them honkies gonna be running for cover when us brothers get... 675 00:50:51,214 --> 00:50:53,299 Get... Get... 676 00:50:57,930 --> 00:50:58,971 The torch is an issue. 677 00:50:59,139 --> 00:51:01,515 We won't be able to get an acetylene torch in time. 678 00:51:01,683 --> 00:51:03,476 Think again, brother. 679 00:51:03,644 --> 00:51:05,853 You know somebody that's got one? 680 00:51:06,355 --> 00:51:08,481 I know just the cat. 681 00:52:06,581 --> 00:52:08,916 All right, snowflake. Where's the dope? 682 00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:11,127 Up yours, coon. 683 00:52:12,921 --> 00:52:15,464 It's right over there in the body bags, jeez. 684 00:52:22,014 --> 00:52:24,015 So how much dope is in the big warehouse? 685 00:52:25,267 --> 00:52:30,021 They're gonna kill me anyway. I'm not gonna tell you nothing, coon. 686 00:52:31,773 --> 00:52:34,942 Dynamite, I got something that will make him talk. 687 00:52:39,781 --> 00:52:42,908 I ain't gonna tell you nothing. 688 00:52:43,535 --> 00:52:46,620 Operation Code Kansas. Can't stop it, too late. 689 00:52:46,788 --> 00:52:50,166 Operation Code Kansas gonna fix all the niggas. 690 00:52:53,045 --> 00:52:56,630 Yeah, you won't be so big and so bad anymore... 691 00:52:56,798 --> 00:53:00,009 ...because Kansas gonna fix you. 692 00:53:00,802 --> 00:53:02,678 Just the niggas. 693 00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:05,389 Just the nig... 694 00:53:10,479 --> 00:53:11,979 Damn, Smoke. 695 00:53:12,147 --> 00:53:14,190 I think you gave him too much of that shit. 696 00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:17,234 How long till it wears off? 697 00:53:30,832 --> 00:53:31,916 It's malt liquor? 698 00:53:32,834 --> 00:53:36,003 It's that new Anaconda Malt Liquor from the billboards. 699 00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:38,214 It's supposed to give you: 700 00:53:44,012 --> 00:53:45,179 Tastes good too. 701 00:53:45,347 --> 00:53:46,972 I know the drugs are here somewhere. 702 00:53:47,140 --> 00:53:50,142 We're gonna check every crate until we find it. 703 00:53:55,857 --> 00:53:57,483 I can't believe it, fellas. 704 00:53:57,651 --> 00:54:00,820 That entire shipment was just malt liquor. 705 00:54:00,987 --> 00:54:02,530 Don't beat yourself up, Dynamite. 706 00:54:02,697 --> 00:54:05,491 We still kept the 50 keys we found in that first warehouse... 707 00:54:05,659 --> 00:54:07,159 ...from getting on the streets. 708 00:54:07,619 --> 00:54:09,912 I'm gonna go home and drink the rest of this, man. 709 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:13,207 Y'all should've grabbed some of this shit. This shit is incredible. 710 00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:20,714 I tell you, brothers, it just don't make no damn sense. 711 00:54:20,882 --> 00:54:23,717 The manifest, the shipping log, the ledgers. 712 00:54:23,885 --> 00:54:26,720 All records are consistent with that damned beer shipment. 713 00:54:26,888 --> 00:54:30,224 If anything else was in there, it would have to weigh something. 714 00:54:30,392 --> 00:54:32,643 They got it out before we got there. 715 00:54:32,811 --> 00:54:33,894 No. 716 00:54:34,062 --> 00:54:37,064 Why would they have guards there if they got the drugs out? 717 00:54:37,232 --> 00:54:39,400 No, them crackers was protecting something. 718 00:54:39,568 --> 00:54:43,154 B.D., we checked every single crate, every stinking bottle. 719 00:54:43,321 --> 00:54:45,239 Man, I'm with you, Dynamite. 720 00:54:45,407 --> 00:54:47,575 That babbling cracker knew something. 721 00:54:47,742 --> 00:54:51,036 What that guard said, I keep running through my head. 722 00:54:51,329 --> 00:54:53,205 Code Kansas. 723 00:54:53,373 --> 00:54:55,791 "You people won't be so big anymore." 724 00:54:55,959 --> 00:54:57,751 Code Kansas. 725 00:54:57,919 --> 00:54:59,753 It just don't make no damn sense. 726 00:54:59,921 --> 00:55:01,255 Hey, sweet thing. 727 00:55:01,423 --> 00:55:04,425 What don't make no sense is the service around this motherfucker. 728 00:55:04,593 --> 00:55:06,093 Bitch, do you see us? 729 00:55:07,345 --> 00:55:09,638 I'd like two sausage links, two sausage patties... 730 00:55:09,806 --> 00:55:12,349 ...two hot dogs, split down the middle twice, okay? 731 00:55:12,517 --> 00:55:14,059 Baloney, fry that up into a dome. 732 00:55:14,227 --> 00:55:16,937 Slice that, take a spatula, smush fry it. 733 00:55:17,105 --> 00:55:18,439 And one waffle, please. 734 00:55:18,607 --> 00:55:19,940 I can get your waffle... 735 00:55:20,108 --> 00:55:22,359 ...but all we got is the chicken from last night. 736 00:55:22,527 --> 00:55:25,321 Now, I can bring you some of that if you wasnt some meat. 737 00:55:26,448 --> 00:55:28,157 Chicken and waffles? 738 00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:29,825 That's it. 739 00:55:31,620 --> 00:55:34,455 Take it easy, brother. It ain't her fault. 740 00:55:34,664 --> 00:55:36,665 Sorry, sister, we all just a little uptight. 741 00:55:36,833 --> 00:55:39,251 But if you bring us some of them good-ass waffles... 742 00:55:39,419 --> 00:55:41,462 ...everything will be all right. 743 00:55:42,505 --> 00:55:44,965 Man, you guys ain't had no waffles like these. 744 00:55:45,133 --> 00:55:47,134 These waffles are so good... 745 00:55:47,302 --> 00:55:49,386 ...they're like they come from down South. 746 00:55:49,554 --> 00:55:51,972 These buttery motherfuckers will melt in your mouth. 747 00:55:52,140 --> 00:55:54,975 - Man, you ain't had no waffles... - Wait. 748 00:55:56,061 --> 00:55:58,604 Bullhorn, what did you just say? 749 00:55:59,147 --> 00:56:00,940 You said: 750 00:56:01,107 --> 00:56:03,859 "Melts in your mouth." 751 00:56:05,612 --> 00:56:07,112 Quick. 752 00:56:07,489 --> 00:56:09,657 What else melts in your mouth? 753 00:56:09,824 --> 00:56:12,701 - M&M's. - Exactly. 754 00:56:12,869 --> 00:56:15,496 And not in your hands. 755 00:56:16,498 --> 00:56:18,791 - Yeah. - Yeah. 756 00:56:19,251 --> 00:56:20,334 And who makes M&M's? 757 00:56:21,002 --> 00:56:22,711 Mars Candy Company makes it. 758 00:56:22,879 --> 00:56:24,255 - Yeah, yeah. - That's right. 759 00:56:24,422 --> 00:56:27,174 And Mars is also... 760 00:56:27,342 --> 00:56:31,178 - The Roman god of war. - That's what I'm telling you. 761 00:56:31,346 --> 00:56:33,973 Who is the Greek god of war? 762 00:56:34,140 --> 00:56:35,766 - Ares. - Right on. 763 00:56:35,934 --> 00:56:40,896 Now, you take Mars and spell it backwards, drop the S. 764 00:56:41,064 --> 00:56:42,815 - What is it? What did you get? - R... 765 00:56:42,983 --> 00:56:44,358 Ram. That's right. 766 00:56:44,526 --> 00:56:48,862 And ram is the zodialogical sign for Aries. 767 00:56:49,447 --> 00:56:50,531 - Now dig. - That right. 768 00:56:50,699 --> 00:56:54,368 - Ares's half sister is Athena. - Now you're getting it. 769 00:56:54,536 --> 00:56:57,288 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Athena, Athens. 770 00:56:57,455 --> 00:57:00,374 Which is the capital of Greece. 771 00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:01,834 And as we all know... 772 00:57:02,002 --> 00:57:05,296 ...zodialogical astronomy was created by the Greeks in... 773 00:57:05,463 --> 00:57:07,840 785 B.C. 774 00:57:08,008 --> 00:57:11,552 And 785 is the area code of Topeka. Oh, my God. 775 00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:15,806 785 is the area code to Topeka, Kansas. 776 00:57:15,974 --> 00:57:18,058 Code Kansas. 777 00:57:18,226 --> 00:57:21,812 Now you take that, spell it backwards and drop the S. 778 00:57:22,105 --> 00:57:24,898 Snake doc. Snake doctor, yeah. 779 00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:26,525 - Yes. - Yeah. 780 00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:27,776 And brothers... 781 00:57:27,944 --> 00:57:30,988 ...who is the Greek demigod of medicine... 782 00:57:31,156 --> 00:57:34,616 ...who believed that snakes' tongues had mystical healing powers? 783 00:57:34,784 --> 00:57:36,785 Aesculapius, of course. 784 00:57:36,953 --> 00:57:40,998 He had a staff with snakes intertwining all around that bitch. 785 00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:43,167 They called it Aesculapius's staff. 786 00:57:43,335 --> 00:57:46,045 It's a symbol the medical field uses to this day. 787 00:57:46,212 --> 00:57:47,254 I've seen it. 788 00:57:47,422 --> 00:57:51,133 Now, what legend involving snakes... 789 00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:54,345 ...is in both Greek and Roman mythology? 790 00:57:54,512 --> 00:57:57,890 Now, come on. It involves Aesculapius's own father. 791 00:57:58,058 --> 00:57:59,475 Apollo. 792 00:58:00,685 --> 00:58:01,977 Yeah. Thanks, lady. 793 00:58:02,145 --> 00:58:03,187 That's right. 794 00:58:03,355 --> 00:58:09,693 Apollo slew the serpent at Delphi which was a big-ass snake. 795 00:58:09,861 --> 00:58:10,903 That's right. 796 00:58:11,071 --> 00:58:14,281 And what, brothers, is the biggest snake in the world? 797 00:58:14,449 --> 00:58:17,284 The South American anaconda. 798 00:58:17,452 --> 00:58:21,789 - What she said. - Anaconda Malt Liquor. 799 00:58:21,956 --> 00:58:25,626 And what is the slogan for Anaconda Malt Liquor? 800 00:58:25,794 --> 00:58:27,544 "Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you..." 801 00:58:28,630 --> 00:58:29,671 Gives you what? 802 00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:32,883 And who else is famous for: 803 00:58:33,426 --> 00:58:34,635 Little Richard. 804 00:58:34,803 --> 00:58:36,345 - Who? - Little Richard. 805 00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:39,431 So, what they're really saying is... 806 00:58:39,599 --> 00:58:43,811 Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you Little Richard. 807 00:58:45,438 --> 00:58:48,273 What is another word for Richard? 808 00:58:51,486 --> 00:58:54,113 - Gunsmoke. Come on, get up. - Gunsmoke! 809 00:58:58,159 --> 00:58:59,243 Damn. 810 00:58:59,411 --> 00:59:03,330 Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you a little dick. 811 00:59:10,088 --> 00:59:11,964 Should we kill him? 812 00:59:14,134 --> 00:59:16,093 Man, do you wasnt to live? 813 00:59:17,512 --> 00:59:19,680 I said, do you want to go on? 814 00:59:29,232 --> 00:59:33,527 Man, this time these crackers have gone too far. 815 00:59:35,029 --> 00:59:37,364 - The warehouse. - The warehouse. 816 00:59:40,869 --> 00:59:43,036 Freeze, you jive-time suckers. 817 00:59:43,746 --> 00:59:45,706 Who's in charge? 818 00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:49,751 Brothers, make these honkies load this dick-shrinking poison... 819 00:59:49,919 --> 00:59:52,963 ...back into the warehouse so we can burn this mother down. 820 00:59:53,131 --> 00:59:55,048 Waste them if they make a sound. 821 00:59:55,216 --> 00:59:57,843 I'm gonna go inside and find out who's running this shit. 822 00:59:58,011 --> 01:00:02,055 - All right, men, move it. - Come on, you heard him. 823 01:00:02,223 --> 01:00:03,932 Sucker, you drop it right there. 824 01:00:04,100 --> 01:00:06,143 - O'Leary? - That's right. 825 01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:08,604 Go ahead, guys, I got this. 826 01:00:09,856 --> 01:00:13,442 O'Leary, you son of a bitch. I should have known it was you. 827 01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:14,651 You should have. 828 01:00:14,819 --> 01:00:17,529 You were too busy and trying to lay that orphan mama... 829 01:00:17,697 --> 01:00:19,740 ...to not see what was in front of your face. 830 01:00:19,908 --> 01:00:22,743 You diabolical dick-shrinking motherfuckers. 831 01:00:22,911 --> 01:00:24,453 You were the leak all the time. 832 01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:26,663 And I bet you were behind Jimmy's death. 833 01:00:26,831 --> 01:00:28,582 Hey, man, I was just following orders. 834 01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:31,460 That's what a good soldier does, follow orders, unlike you. 835 01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:33,921 Everything's gotta be done the Black Dynamite way. 836 01:00:34,088 --> 01:00:35,255 I gave the order on Jimmy. 837 01:00:35,423 --> 01:00:37,424 I gave it to James, who gave it to the don. 838 01:00:37,592 --> 01:00:39,760 What good's it gonna do you now? 839 01:00:49,103 --> 01:00:52,272 The old birthday-candle trick from Nam. 840 01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:55,025 Just when you think it's out... 841 01:00:57,111 --> 01:01:00,614 O'Leary. O'Leary, where are you? 842 01:01:00,782 --> 01:01:02,533 Yeah, who's this? 843 01:01:27,267 --> 01:01:33,772 Fellas, we going on a boat ride to Kung Fu Island. 844 01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:42,823 Hey, Black Dynamite, there's the island. 845 01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:55,210 Okay. 846 01:01:55,753 --> 01:01:57,838 Now, here's the plan. 847 01:02:03,011 --> 01:02:04,678 Yeah. 848 01:02:06,139 --> 01:02:07,556 Okay, let's split up. 849 01:02:28,536 --> 01:02:30,829 He's here. 850 01:02:34,709 --> 01:02:35,876 We kicked their ass. 851 01:02:36,044 --> 01:02:38,211 Power to the people, brothers. 852 01:02:39,213 --> 01:02:40,714 This is it, brothers. 853 01:02:40,882 --> 01:02:44,551 - This is where we stick it to the Man. - Yeah. 854 01:02:44,719 --> 01:02:46,136 Now, let's go get that lab. 855 01:02:48,264 --> 01:02:49,723 All right, let's go. 856 01:02:51,809 --> 01:02:56,021 You know, when we get back home, I'm gonna retire from the revolution. 857 01:02:56,189 --> 01:02:57,481 Start a family. 858 01:02:57,649 --> 01:02:59,066 Show this picture. 859 01:02:59,233 --> 01:03:00,400 That's Betty Jo. 860 01:03:00,568 --> 01:03:02,694 Yeah, right on, yeah. 861 01:03:02,862 --> 01:03:05,739 Buy a home in the country. Raise our own fruits and vegetables. 862 01:03:05,907 --> 01:03:07,616 Bake our own bread, know what I mean? 863 01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:09,117 Bake our own... 864 01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:14,414 Who saw that coming...? Who saw where that came from? 865 01:03:15,458 --> 01:03:17,042 Let's go. 866 01:03:45,905 --> 01:03:49,116 I should've known you would be behind this, Fiendish Dr. Wu. 867 01:03:49,867 --> 01:03:53,286 Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications... 868 01:03:53,454 --> 01:03:56,790 ...is only out-matched by your zest for kung-fu treachery. 869 01:03:57,959 --> 01:04:04,464 Your kung fu is quite extraordinary, Black Dynamite. 870 01:04:04,882 --> 01:04:06,133 But no match for mine. 871 01:04:07,510 --> 01:04:10,679 You should have joined us when you had the chance. 872 01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:13,473 But now you must die. 873 01:04:13,641 --> 01:04:16,727 Man, I'll take this jive-ass turkey. 874 01:04:17,186 --> 01:04:23,650 Bullhorn, no. 875 01:04:23,818 --> 01:04:27,904 At long last, our friendship bonded by the struggle against the Man... 876 01:04:28,072 --> 01:04:31,450 ...has been brought to an end by kung-fu treachery. 877 01:04:31,617 --> 01:04:35,620 Brother, your death will not go unavenged. 878 01:04:35,788 --> 01:04:40,000 Fiendish Dr. Wu, you done fucked up now. 879 01:04:41,043 --> 01:04:42,919 Get him. 880 01:04:59,979 --> 01:05:05,025 You must try the Wu family Red Silk Kung Fu. 881 01:05:15,411 --> 01:05:17,537 Black Dynamite Panther Fist. 882 01:06:18,599 --> 01:06:20,767 What the fuck, huh? 883 01:06:20,935 --> 01:06:22,602 Keep your eye on Black Dynamite. 884 01:06:32,071 --> 01:06:33,989 Looking for me? 885 01:06:38,452 --> 01:06:43,123 Can you see where I'm coming from, you jive motherfucker? 886 01:06:45,585 --> 01:06:48,295 No rush, huh? Come on, huh? 887 01:06:50,089 --> 01:06:52,132 You told him to keep an eye out for me. 888 01:07:02,351 --> 01:07:05,395 I threw that shit before I walked in the room. 889 01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:15,864 I wanna know who's pulling your strings. 890 01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:18,325 Now start talking. Talk. 891 01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:22,495 - I said, start talking. - Okay. 892 01:07:22,663 --> 01:07:24,789 Your government has been preoccupied... 893 01:07:24,957 --> 01:07:27,208 ...with building the bigger penis for years. 894 01:07:31,672 --> 01:07:32,923 What's this green one? 895 01:07:33,090 --> 01:07:35,759 It did exactly opposite of what it was intended. 896 01:07:36,510 --> 01:07:41,264 It made the penis shrivel to the size of a 2-month-old snapping turtle. 897 01:07:41,432 --> 01:07:43,850 This is what you've been putting in the malt liquor? 898 01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:46,269 I was under orders. 899 01:07:46,979 --> 01:07:48,605 They threatened to fire me. 900 01:07:49,357 --> 01:07:51,274 Speaking of fire. 901 01:07:52,860 --> 01:07:56,112 Suddenly, I'd like to leave your island. 902 01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,198 No! No! 903 01:07:58,366 --> 01:07:59,741 No. 904 01:08:10,711 --> 01:08:12,379 You dirty motherfucker. 905 01:08:18,052 --> 01:08:20,553 Hey, Black Dynamite, I found a helicopter. 906 01:08:20,721 --> 01:08:22,222 Quick, give me a hairpin. 907 01:08:35,695 --> 01:08:37,570 What's in the briefcase, Black Dynamite? 908 01:08:37,738 --> 01:08:39,114 How far does this all go, man? 909 01:08:39,281 --> 01:08:41,574 Cream Corn, this goes all the way to the top. 910 01:08:41,742 --> 01:08:45,745 And when I say top, I mean the tippety-top. 911 01:08:45,913 --> 01:08:48,873 There it is, Black Dynamite. The Honky House. 912 01:08:49,750 --> 01:08:50,750 I'm going down. 913 01:08:51,127 --> 01:08:52,919 - This shouldn't take long. - Whoa, hey... 914 01:08:53,087 --> 01:08:55,505 - Take the controls. - What are you talking about? 915 01:08:57,091 --> 01:08:58,466 Whoa, hey, hey, man. 916 01:09:01,303 --> 01:09:02,971 Son of a bitch. 917 01:09:05,474 --> 01:09:10,937 Cream Corn, no! 918 01:10:32,394 --> 01:10:34,896 I should have known it was you all the time. 919 01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:39,317 I should have asked myself, "Who's the man so wicked... 920 01:10:39,485 --> 01:10:42,487 ...so cruel to serve smack to the orphanage... 921 01:10:42,655 --> 01:10:47,534 ...kill my brother Jimmy, and put out a drug to shrink black men's dicks?" 922 01:10:48,035 --> 01:10:52,205 Only one man, and that's you, Tricky Dick. 923 01:10:57,586 --> 01:11:01,548 So I'm here to deliver you one presidential ass-whooping. 924 01:11:03,259 --> 01:11:05,135 Black Dynamite. 925 01:11:05,761 --> 01:11:08,054 There is a perfectly... 926 01:11:09,390 --> 01:11:13,101 ...reasonable explanation for that. 927 01:11:18,732 --> 01:11:21,067 Showtime, motherfucker. 928 01:11:21,235 --> 01:11:23,236 Fucking... 929 01:11:24,572 --> 01:11:26,739 Black Dynamite. 930 01:11:27,158 --> 01:11:29,075 Who the fuck would duck? 931 01:11:31,162 --> 01:11:33,246 Piece of shit. 932 01:11:58,606 --> 01:11:59,939 Don't fuck with me. 933 01:12:00,441 --> 01:12:02,609 Motherfucker. 934 01:12:26,467 --> 01:12:29,844 Take your filthy black hands off the presidential dinnerware... 935 01:12:30,012 --> 01:12:31,638 ...you moon cricket. 936 01:13:34,451 --> 01:13:37,912 And now, Black Dynamite, you must die. 937 01:13:50,843 --> 01:13:52,635 You had enough, Mr. President? 938 01:13:53,762 --> 01:13:56,264 You'll never get away with this. 939 01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:58,433 Watch me, you little insecure cracker. 940 01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:00,393 You think by shrinking our johnsons... 941 01:14:00,561 --> 01:14:02,603 ...it's gonna make your situation any better? 942 01:14:02,771 --> 01:14:06,107 That's your problem, Tricky Dick. You are paranoid. 943 01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:08,651 Like sending those two-bit crooks to Watergate. 944 01:14:08,819 --> 01:14:10,445 For what? 945 01:14:11,071 --> 01:14:12,780 For these? 946 01:14:14,742 --> 01:14:15,742 - Look at you. - What? 947 01:14:15,909 --> 01:14:17,910 You lost it all, turkey. 948 01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:22,665 - Kill me. - Say what? 949 01:14:22,833 --> 01:14:25,209 - Kill me. - No. 950 01:14:25,377 --> 01:14:26,878 That's the easy way out for you. 951 01:14:27,046 --> 01:14:29,922 Unless you want the rest of this freaky shit to hit the news... 952 01:14:30,090 --> 01:14:32,342 ...I suggest you take care of me and my people. 953 01:14:32,509 --> 01:14:33,551 Can you dig it? 954 01:14:34,928 --> 01:14:36,429 I said, can you dig it? 955 01:14:36,597 --> 01:14:37,972 Yes, I can dig it. 956 01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:40,224 Thought you could. 957 01:15:09,380 --> 01:15:13,800 First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp-slapped you into that china cabinet. 958 01:15:13,967 --> 01:15:16,386 I used excessive force. 959 01:15:16,553 --> 01:15:18,638 Oftentimes, I cross the line... 960 01:15:18,806 --> 01:15:21,641 ...but I try to do so in the name of what's right. 961 01:15:21,809 --> 01:15:24,727 Most of the time, the ends justifies the means. 962 01:15:24,895 --> 01:15:29,190 But in this case, I feel like I betrayed my own code of ethics... 963 01:15:29,358 --> 01:15:32,235 ...and for that, sugar, I apologize. 964 01:15:32,653 --> 01:15:34,654 But I shot at you. 965 01:15:34,822 --> 01:15:37,156 I tried to kill you, Black Dynamite. 966 01:15:37,783 --> 01:15:40,701 This is true, but you did not connect. 967 01:15:40,869 --> 01:15:42,161 You shot a plate. 968 01:15:42,329 --> 01:15:45,248 Had you connected, maybe pimp-slapping you into that... 969 01:15:45,416 --> 01:15:47,250 ...might have been justified. 970 01:15:47,418 --> 01:15:49,544 But I feel I crossed the line. 971 01:15:49,711 --> 01:15:52,505 And for that, please accept my apology. 972 01:15:53,257 --> 01:15:54,340 I do. 973 01:15:54,508 --> 01:15:55,967 I do, it's just... 974 01:15:56,135 --> 01:15:59,679 Oh, Black Dynamite, you're so righteous. 975 01:15:59,847 --> 01:16:02,056 This is also true. 976 01:16:02,224 --> 01:16:04,016 Because whenever there's injustice... 977 01:16:04,935 --> 01:16:06,018 ...wrongs to be... 978 01:16:06,186 --> 01:16:08,563 Oh, Black Dynamite. 979 01:16:11,233 --> 01:16:12,775 Go on, honey. 980 01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:17,864 Because wherever there's injustice, wrongs to be righted... 981 01:16:18,031 --> 01:16:21,200 ...innocents to be defended, Black Dynamite will be there... 982 01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:23,703 ...delivering ass-whoopings. 983 01:16:23,871 --> 01:16:26,873 And I will not hesitate to lay the hammer down on any clown... 984 01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:28,374 ...that comes around. 985 01:16:28,542 --> 01:16:32,378 Because if they wanna fight, they best come see me... 986 01:16:32,546 --> 01:16:35,173 ...because I'm Black Dynamite. 987 01:19:36,063 --> 01:19:38,356 How you doing with that midget girl you sent out? 988 01:19:38,523 --> 01:19:41,067 Man, she keeps coming up short. 989 01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:57,166 And better no nigga mess with me, neither. 990 01:19:57,334 --> 01:20:01,003 I would jump on him, all 93 pounds of dynamite. 991 01:20:01,171 --> 01:20:03,005 That's right. 992 01:20:15,769 --> 01:20:19,980 So I says, "Bitch, you look like you need a pimp in your life." 993 01:20:20,148 --> 01:20:21,816 She said, "I got a pimp." 994 01:20:21,983 --> 01:20:24,694 I said, "Shit, that nigga ain't no pimp. 995 01:20:24,861 --> 01:20:27,238 He a valet for ho's." 996 01:20:36,665 --> 01:20:38,582 It's called the Mo Bitches Variety Pack. 997 01:20:38,750 --> 01:20:39,792 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 998 01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:43,671 I send out a big ho, a little ho, a skinny ho, and one Navajo. 999 01:20:43,964 --> 01:20:46,590 - Is that right? - That's right. 1000 01:21:12,492 --> 01:21:14,660 Take that, you cracker-ass cracker. 1001 01:21:14,828 --> 01:21:18,497 All right, girls, let's take them down. 1002 01:21:40,771 --> 01:21:43,481 I only do two things well in this world. 1003 01:21:43,648 --> 01:21:49,195 I take money from bitches and I sell drugs to the community. 1004 01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:08,714 I had to send your ho back the other day. 1005 01:22:08,882 --> 01:22:10,132 - No? - Yeah, man. 1006 01:22:10,300 --> 01:22:14,011 She reckless eyeballing and carrying on. 1007 01:22:14,179 --> 01:22:18,265 She fine, but I said, "Hey, your man is bona fide." 1008 01:22:18,433 --> 01:22:20,559 See? You're a righteous pimp. 1009 01:22:20,727 --> 01:22:23,020 Shit, the real pimping lives here. 1010 01:22:23,188 --> 01:22:24,438 It ain't ego. 1011 01:22:24,606 --> 01:22:27,107 That's how we go. You like that? 1012 01:22:52,801 --> 01:22:55,761 You gotta cross the lines sometimes. 1013 01:22:56,763 --> 01:23:01,308 Sometimes to do the right thing, you got to do the ugly thing. 1014 01:23:03,603 --> 01:23:07,022 You know people, they don't want to see the cow killed... 1015 01:23:07,190 --> 01:23:09,066 ...they just want their steak on a plate. 1016 01:23:09,234 --> 01:23:10,568 Can you dig it? 1017 01:23:32,674 --> 01:23:34,633 Good evening, gentlemen. 1018 01:23:36,177 --> 01:23:38,262 Who let that nigga in my house?