1 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:28,444 Leon St. James for Anaconda Malt Liquor. 2 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:31,614 With the delectable combination of the finest barleys and hops... 3 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:33,241 ...it's the only malt liquor... 4 00:00:33,409 --> 00:00:36,452 ...that carries the seal of excellence from Uncle Sam himself. 5 00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:43,126 And when you pop the top, the panties drop. 6 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:46,796 Is that Anaconda Malt Liquor? 7 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:51,092 The only malt liquor to be approved by the United States government? 8 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:54,512 That's right. Anaconda Malt Liquor. 9 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:09,819 Anaconda Malt Liquor, brewed in Piedmont, Georgia. 10 00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:42,685 Gentlemen, every one of you are the most respected men... 11 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:48,274 Doing business with me, you'll find you'll be protected... 12 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:52,695 ...and you will be supplied with as much as you can distribute. 13 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:58,159 However, one of us here is not who he appears to be. 14 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,373 Come on, you jive turkeys. 15 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:06,918 What kind of rundown is this? 16 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:09,337 Look, man... 17 00:02:09,505 --> 00:02:13,299 ...I gotta get back to the streets where I come from, sucker. 18 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,009 Hold it. 19 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:20,223 I told you jive chumps, I ain't no snitch. 20 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:21,641 Who said you were? 21 00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:42,745 He's dead. 22 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:48,709 My God, men. 23 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:50,628 Do you know what this means? 24 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:53,589 Do you know whose brother...? 25 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:58,636 This ghetto is gonna be turned upside-down, I tell you, upside-down. 26 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:02,598 The streets are gonna run crimson with the blood of the men... 27 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:04,600 ...responsible for his brother's death. 28 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:07,603 Man I am speaking of is a veritable one-man army. 29 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:10,648 And if you get on his bad side, brother, you're done for. 30 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:13,109 It's only a matter of time before he finds out... 31 00:03:13,277 --> 00:03:15,528 ...and when he does, no matter where he is... 32 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,947 ...get ready, gentlemen, because hell's a-coming. 33 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:20,491 Coming, coming, coming. 34 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:34,797 Black Dynamite, that was the best loving I ever had. 35 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:36,632 Me too. 36 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,259 That goes triple for me. 37 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:42,388 Mama, you're gonna waske up the rest of the bitches. 38 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:46,934 I wanna tell you a story about a friend I've had. 39 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:50,313 He's a mean motherfucker and he's super bad. 40 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:54,275 So grab on to your seats and hang on tight... 41 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:57,486 ...while I tell you a story about Black Dynamite. 42 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,310 Yeah? 43 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:32,063 Dynamite, baby, Nipsy still ain't paid up. 44 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:34,857 Solid. I'm on it, Bee. 45 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:46,035 Who's there? 46 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,454 I'm looking for Nipsy. 47 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:52,708 There's no Nipsy here. 48 00:04:58,173 --> 00:04:59,966 Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time. 49 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,634 Where's Nipsy? 50 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,386 Here I am, sucker. 51 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:41,090 Honeybee, what's happening, baby? 52 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:44,635 Black Dynamite. What did you do to Nipsy? 53 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:47,888 Now, word on the street is that he's gonna be in traction. 54 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:51,475 You know me. I just talked to him. 55 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:55,187 Thank you, Black Dynamite. 56 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,897 I'm so happy. 57 00:05:57,357 --> 00:06:00,401 Hey, they mess with you, Mama, they're messing with me. 58 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:03,487 Black Dynamite, I wanna thank you for taking care of us girls... 59 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:06,115 ...while we was down and out and didn't have no pimp. 60 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,492 Oh, I almost forgot. 61 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:11,203 Ain't nobody seen Pimpin' Jake for two days... 62 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,789 ...and he ain't been by here with your money. 63 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:16,000 - And... - I knew I forgot something. 64 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:17,835 Tiny. 65 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:20,087 Get Pimpin' Jake out of my trunk. 66 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:23,215 Tell him the rest by Wednesday or I'll make him stick himself. 67 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,967 I'm sorry. Go on, Bee. 68 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:28,971 They replaced the chain on your nunchucks and oiled the bearings. 69 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:32,933 They're sitting there on your desk, next to the dry cleaning. 70 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:52,661 All right. What's wrong, Honeybee? 71 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:54,663 I've known you too long. 72 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:58,167 Now, if something's bothering you, why don't you lay it on me? 73 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:01,837 Black Dynamite, I got to go to the hospital. 74 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:04,965 It's my little nephew, Bucky. He OD'd. 75 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:08,427 Where is Bucky and what has he had? 76 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,679 It's that new drug on the street. 77 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:13,682 All the kids are falling prey to it. 78 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,311 What we gonna do, Black Dynamite? 79 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:21,690 I know what I'm gonna do. 80 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,651 I'm gonna fight. 81 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:25,694 The only way I know how. 82 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:29,490 Ever since I was a boy, all I knew was how to fight. 83 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,283 Fight, fight, fight. 84 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:35,538 And when I got tired, I would fight some more. 85 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:38,541 And now that the Man has got our backs to the wall... 86 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:41,252 ...I ain't gonna let him hurt the kids. 87 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:43,629 I'm gonna take him down. 88 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,549 I'm gonna take them all down. 89 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:46,692 Who the hell is interrupting my kung fu? 90 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:54,992 - Who the hell is this? - Black Dynamite, it's your Aunt Billy. 91 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,244 How many times I told you not to call here... 92 00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:58,704 ...and interrupt my kung fu? 93 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,290 It's bad news, Dynamite. 94 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:04,126 It's your only brother, Jimmy. 95 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,629 He's dead, Dynamite. 96 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,797 Jimmy's dead. 97 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:14,011 Scram. 98 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:15,554 I said split. 99 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,224 Shake the scene, you turkeys. Get out of my house. 100 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,392 I'll see you all tomorrow. 101 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:23,145 How did it happen, Aunt Billy? 102 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:27,233 They found him shot full of holes in an old shipping yard. 103 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,901 Dead as a dog. 104 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,362 Said he had drugs on him. 105 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:34,365 I guess he was still on that stuff. 106 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:37,826 Now, I thought you promised your mama on her deathbed... 107 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:41,705 ...you wass gonna get him off that stuff, Black Dynamite. 108 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,916 Whoever did this is gonna pay. 109 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,584 I can promise you that. 110 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:48,545 Well, I hope it ain't like when you promised your mama... 111 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:50,839 ...you wass gonna get him off of that stuff... 112 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:53,759 ...for the rest of his natural life... 113 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:07,439 Black Dynamite, I want you to promise me... 114 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,401 ...that you'll look after your brother... 115 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:15,990 ...and make sure he doesn't end up on drugs... 116 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,117 ...or dead. 117 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,453 I promise. 118 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:26,917 Jimmy, I am 18-year-old Black Dynamite... 119 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,378 ...and you are my 16... year-old kid brother... 120 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:32,298 ...and you are high as a kite yet again. 121 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,258 Who gave you the drugs, Jimmy? 122 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:35,801 Who? 123 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,901 Your mama would turn over in her grave... 124 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,571 ...if she were here to see this. 125 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:58,907 She loved Jimmy with all her heart. 126 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:02,619 You promised your mama on her deathbed... 127 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,913 ...that you would look after Jimmy. 128 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:07,583 Now he's dead. 129 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:17,468 I scoured the crime scene like you told me to. 130 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:19,470 Dig what I found. 131 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:27,644 Now, this is some heavy shit. 132 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,019 Freeze, turkeys. 133 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,690 I see you haven't lost your touch, B.D. 134 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,901 O'Leary? 135 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:22,658 The old "pie on the windowsill" trick. I can't believe I fell for that. 136 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:26,412 That was the same trap you used in Nam to save my ass. 137 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:30,499 B.D. Took our fatigues and put them on two dead gooks. 138 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,960 I remember we circled back and turned the tables. 139 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:35,796 I guess you forgot about the time you and Bravo company... 140 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:38,173 ...left my black ass for dead, huh? 141 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,467 But I remember. 142 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,928 I remember everything. 143 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,264 I remember Vietnam like it was yesterday. 144 00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:50,352 I remember that village in Tainan that we cut down. 145 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,313 It was a massacre. 146 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:57,693 All the dead Chinamen we left in our tracks. 147 00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:01,697 I remember the faces, the children. 148 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:04,783 This one child I'll never forget. 149 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,661 Poor little bastard was still alive. 150 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:10,831 His little Chinese legs were blown clean off. 151 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,749 Still see his little shins and feet... 152 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,335 ...hanging from the ceiling fan across the hut. 153 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:19,923 He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees. 154 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:23,010 He tried to get up... 155 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:26,638 ...but he fell over when what wass left of his right leg broke off. 156 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:31,935 As he laid there flat on his face... 157 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,271 ...he looked up at me. 158 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:37,232 His little Chinese eyes burned right into my stomach... 159 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,568 ...deep into my soul. 160 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:43,530 He said something to me in Chinese, like: 161 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,157 Sounds like some cartoon shit... 162 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,410 ...but I understood it to be a question that he was asking me. 163 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:50,787 And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese... 164 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,207 ...to know what that question was. 165 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,918 "Why, Black Dynamite? 166 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,669 Why?" 167 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,968 We're a long way from Nam. 168 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,178 Look at this place. 169 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,014 It must have an eight-track player in every room. 170 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:14,061 What's going on today is a smack problem of epic proportion. 171 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:17,814 Corruption is running rampant and we don't know who to trust. 172 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:22,277 We need you, Black Dynamite, now more than ever. 173 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:26,615 I know I was the best CIA agent that the CIA ever had... 174 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,117 ...but I thought I told you honkies from the CIA... 175 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,286 ...that Black Dynamite was out of the game. 176 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:35,541 - You're never out of the game. - I've known you for a long time. 177 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,960 And there's something that you're not telling me. 178 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,130 Okay. 179 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:45,551 We heard about your brother's death. The last thing we need... 180 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,637 ...is you running through the streets creating a river of blood. 181 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:51,181 Tell me who did it and I'll just leave a puddle. 182 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,100 We don't know who killed Jimmy. 183 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,269 But I do know this. 184 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:59,273 You step out of line, friendship or not, and I'm gonna take you down. 185 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,567 In case you forgot, when you left the agency... 186 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,610 ...you relinquished your license to kill. 187 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,654 Well, you do what you have to. 188 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,156 Just don't get in my way. 189 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:50,699 Come on, give it up to Afroditey and the Moonchild. 190 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:54,286 Give them a nice round of applause, big round of applause, yeah. 191 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,998 Black Dynamite, you came to see me. 192 00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,584 Bitch, no, I gotta go rap a taste with my man Horn... 193 00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:04,046 ...but afterwards since I'm here, maybe I'll throw you one right quick. 194 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,548 Out of sight. 195 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,967 I get off in 15 minutes. 196 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,470 You're right about that, sugar. 197 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,055 You're right about that. 198 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:20,062 Bullhorn, can I get you anything? 199 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:23,482 Yes. I would like some of that ass. 200 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,819 Yes, yes, yes. 201 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:35,911 Man, who dare knock when I'm planning to plant my...? 202 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:39,039 Main man Black Dynamite. 203 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:40,916 What it is, Bullhorn? 204 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:42,584 What you want to eat, man? 205 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:46,296 Sister Betty made some hog maws and, man, she put her ankle in it. 206 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:50,092 I ain't here for no food, Horn. 207 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,929 Oh, man. 208 00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,889 I can dig it. 209 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:59,393 Sugar, give us a minute. 210 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,943 You know, man... 211 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:11,113 ...I'm really sorry to hear about what happened to Jimmy. 212 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:15,283 You know, me and you been tight for a long time. 213 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:19,371 - So you know if you need anything... - Thanks, Horn. 214 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:23,041 I need to know about the kind of cats that Jimmy was running with. 215 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:26,086 You know, he came around here about a week ago... 216 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:29,589 ...with some cats that I had never seen before. 217 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,591 Man, I mean, these cats looked mean. 218 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:35,053 Meaner than two fat motherfuckers wrestling over pork chops and greens. 219 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,847 Can you dig it? 220 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:41,268 Yeah. I can dig it. 221 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:48,734 That little old half-a-player, Cream Corn, was with them. 222 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:50,819 You remember Cream Corn. 223 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:57,826 So where is Cream Corn these days? 224 00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,327 Yep, that's right. 225 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:00,662 I'm running things. 226 00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,751 Cream Corn. That's why they call me that. 227 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,085 Smooth. 228 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,880 I got my measure for your pleasure. 229 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:12,841 Stick with me, baby, I'll have you farting through silk. 230 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,468 And let a nigga mess with me. 231 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:19,514 I'll jump on him, all 93 pounds of pure dynamite... 232 00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:16,154 Let me catch my breath, Black Dynamite. 233 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,864 Shut up, sucker. I need answers. 234 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,867 I wanna know who the cats were that Jimmy was hanging with. 235 00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:23,161 Man, I don't know nothing but nothing. 236 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,413 Okay, all right, all right. 237 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:28,083 Their leader's name is Chicago Wind. 238 00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:32,087 They hang out at a place called the Hip Pocket on Crenshaw. 239 00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:34,089 Now, get me up. 240 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,523 So you must be Black Dynamite. 241 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:56,778 Cream Corn, you jive mother. 242 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:05,120 Chicago Wind, I presume. 243 00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:07,539 Your presumption is correct, nigga. 244 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,792 If you presume that I killed your brother then you presume wrong. 245 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,711 Not that it means shit to me. 246 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:16,256 Either way, shit. 247 00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:19,384 I wish I'd have killed that nigga myself. 248 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,553 Somebody else beat me to it. 249 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,305 Is that so? 250 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,807 Well, Mr. Chicago Wind... 251 00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:28,602 ...what do you know about this? 252 00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:34,482 Some heavy shit. 253 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:36,818 But dig. 254 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:41,323 Let me explain something to you, supernigga. 255 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,325 I don't answer questions. 256 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,410 I ask them. 257 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:49,164 Even if I did know who killed that brother of yours... 258 00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:52,167 ...what would make you think I'm gonna tell you? 259 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:57,130 Get your black ass out of my joint... 260 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,507 ...before we beat you like a rented mule. 261 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:06,932 That's right, you jive-ass punk. 262 00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:09,935 Don't be coming to the Hip Pocket talking that shit, you dig? 263 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,396 That's right, nigga. Don't ever, ever come ba... 264 00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:39,107 Go catch Chicago Wind before he disappears. 265 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:42,110 I'll take care of this gorilla-eating goon here. 266 00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:51,036 Oh, you's a corn-fed fool with a lot of muscle mass. 267 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:56,291 But it's time for Bullhorn to get up in that ass. 268 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,298 Motherfucker. 269 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:12,974 Let everybody know and suckers be warned... 270 00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:17,896 ...that this is the outcome when you mess with Bullhorn. 271 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,658 Try to catch me now, sucker. 272 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,669 Motherfucker. 273 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:51,679 Now you know why they call me Chicago Wind, fool. 274 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:55,892 Because I left your ass blowing in the breeze. 275 00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,728 Man, don't you ever, ever... 276 00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:12,909 That black son of a bitch, he killed my best dealer. 277 00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:19,290 I want Black Dynamite dead, and I wasnt him dead now. 278 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:22,293 Before you support any of these candidates... 279 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:25,797 ...find out if they're going to rid our communities... 280 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,258 ...of the hustlers and pushers. 281 00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:31,761 Or are they gonna destroy all the programs that help our children... 282 00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:36,891 ...and give their corporate friends free reign to exploit our community... 283 00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:38,309 ...like Congressman James. 284 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,645 Watch me turn this shit around. 285 00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,397 Power to the people. 286 00:24:43,858 --> 00:24:46,818 With all due respect to the young sister here... 287 00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:48,653 ...you all know me. 288 00:24:48,863 --> 00:24:49,904 Yes. 289 00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:51,656 Now, young lady... 290 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:55,410 ...these fine folks don't need to be misled. 291 00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:57,620 All they want is a little bit of bread. 292 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:02,667 And you can't just stick it to the Man. 293 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:05,128 You also got to have yourself a plan. 294 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:12,010 Now, we got to take this from the jukebox to the ballot box. 295 00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:16,931 We got to go from the poor house to the White House. 296 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,851 Instead of maligning me... 297 00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:24,522 ...let's take this land from sea to shining sea. 298 00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,275 Keep the faith, brothers and sisters. 299 00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:38,203 Say, Mama, you're gonna have to work on your delivery... 300 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,622 ...if you wanna take on Congressman James. 301 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:44,125 The shame is, half these people don't know what y'all talking about... 302 00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:46,920 ...but at least they can put his to a beat. 303 00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:49,339 So, what do you do to make a difference? 304 00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:52,175 Do you march? Do you vote? 305 00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:53,593 Oh, let me guess. 306 00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:55,386 You're one of Tom Slick brothers... 307 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:58,473 ...think you can get by on good looks, a wink and a smile, huh? 308 00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:00,642 I don't know about Tom Slick. 309 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:02,393 But thank you for the compliments. 310 00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:04,437 That's not what I meant. 311 00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:06,564 Not that I think that you have good look... 312 00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:09,359 I mean, you know these guys with their... 313 00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:12,654 - Winks and smiles. - Yeah. 314 00:26:15,032 --> 00:26:16,491 What about the smile? 315 00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,160 I am smiling. 316 00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:47,563 Right on, right on. 317 00:26:55,197 --> 00:26:56,990 Excuse me, brothers. 318 00:26:57,157 --> 00:26:59,284 The militants turn, startled. 319 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:00,493 This is private. 320 00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:02,370 How'd you get in here? 321 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,038 I walked in. 322 00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:06,874 So you one of them sneaky brothers, huh? 323 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:09,127 Or maybe you an undercover pig. 324 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:11,796 Or maybe you just a federal hit man. 325 00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:14,966 If I was, you cats would already be dead. 326 00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:18,052 Now, let me speak to the man in charge. 327 00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,888 Sarcastically, I'm in charge. 328 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:22,557 Right on. 329 00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:24,642 If you were in charge... 330 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:27,562 ...the people might as well surrender to whitey right now... 331 00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:30,398 ...because your survival skills ain't worth a damn. 332 00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:32,692 Black Dynamite. 333 00:27:34,028 --> 00:27:36,070 It has been a long time, my brother. 334 00:27:36,947 --> 00:27:38,406 What it is, Saheed? 335 00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:41,117 You know this Uncle Tom? 336 00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:42,910 Listen, sucker. 337 00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:45,621 I'm blacker than the ace of spades and more militant... 338 00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:48,499 ...than you and your whole damn army put together. 339 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,001 And while you're out there... 340 00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:52,587 ...chanting at rallies and browbeating politicians... 341 00:27:52,755 --> 00:27:55,298 ...I'm taking out any money front sucker on a humble... 342 00:27:55,466 --> 00:27:56,549 ...that gets in my way. 343 00:27:56,717 --> 00:27:58,426 So I'll tell you what. 344 00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:01,888 When your so-called revolution starts, you call me... 345 00:28:02,056 --> 00:28:04,807 ...and I'll be right down front showing you how it's done... 346 00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:07,268 ...but until then, you need to shut the fuck up... 347 00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:09,145 ...when grown folks is talking. 348 00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:15,777 I'm sorry. 349 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:20,239 Yeah, we heard about what went down at the Hip Pocket. 350 00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:22,450 That was righteous. 351 00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:24,660 That was personal, brother. 352 00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:29,165 Personal or not, you saved a lot of brothers and sisters. 353 00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:32,835 You need our help, we're here. 354 00:28:33,379 --> 00:28:35,213 I can dig it. 355 00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:39,550 What can you tell me about this? 356 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,053 Yeah. 357 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:47,266 I ain't seen one of these in a while. 358 00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:52,313 I was gonna fuck him up. 359 00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:08,579 There it is. 360 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:10,790 AR-48. 361 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:12,834 I wish we could get some shit like this. 362 00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:16,629 That round will go through a bulletproof vest like it was a pillow. 363 00:29:16,964 --> 00:29:19,173 Any idea who would have it? 364 00:29:19,341 --> 00:29:22,760 Whoever it is, he must work for the Man... 365 00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:26,722 ...because that right there is strictly government issue. 366 00:29:40,154 --> 00:29:42,113 You mind telling me how this was found... 367 00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:44,449 ...at the scene of my brother's death? 368 00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:54,750 Okay, Black Dynamite. 369 00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:56,919 Want me to level with you? 370 00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:59,714 Your brother Jimmy wasn't a two-bit drug dealer. 371 00:29:59,882 --> 00:30:01,883 - He was one of us. - What? 372 00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:04,218 He was working undercover. 373 00:30:04,595 --> 00:30:06,721 And he wanted to be just like you. 374 00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:14,896 Jimmy, why didn't you tell me? 375 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,859 Vincent Rafelli. 376 00:30:20,027 --> 00:30:22,445 Don of the Carbozi family. 377 00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:26,073 Heads up a shipping company. 378 00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:28,618 We believe he's distributing dope. 379 00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:31,245 Jimmy felt that the don and Congressman James... 380 00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:33,372 ...had something up their sleeve. 381 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:35,583 He didn't quite know what it was. 382 00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:37,752 He died trying to find out. 383 00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:41,881 So I don't need to tell you the importance of this mission. 384 00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:43,966 But I just have one question. 385 00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:46,511 Are you in or are you out? 386 00:30:46,929 --> 00:30:49,972 Because God knows you're the only one we can trust. 387 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:54,852 I'm in. 388 00:30:56,813 --> 00:30:58,189 Good. 389 00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:01,943 I had a feeling you were gonna say that. 390 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:03,736 Hope you don't mind. 391 00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:06,447 I took the liberty of reinstating your license to kill. 392 00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:12,954 You're gonna need this. 393 00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:21,504 Black Dynamite's looking for us. 394 00:31:21,672 --> 00:31:23,172 You said you would handle it. 395 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:27,635 I'm bringing in the heavy hitters now. 396 00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:34,809 Somebody broke into my dead brother Jimmy's apartment. 397 00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:31,574 Breathe deeply, baby. 398 00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:34,410 Daddy, you make my heart beat. 399 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:37,997 Yeah, Dr. Dynamite can hear that. 400 00:32:38,332 --> 00:32:40,207 But I think you're running a temperature. 401 00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:44,837 Let me see if I can find a thermometer for you. 402 00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:48,466 What the...? 403 00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:53,262 I told you urine sample, Nurse Jenny. 404 00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:55,389 Black Dynamite. 405 00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:58,059 I mean, really. 406 00:32:58,226 --> 00:33:00,144 You sent her in here with them titties. 407 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:01,937 What did you expect? 408 00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,481 How's my x-ray? 409 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:05,066 Well, no fragments. 410 00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:06,692 In and out. 411 00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:08,569 You're lucky, Black Dynamite. 412 00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:10,738 Three inches to the left... 413 00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:13,407 ...and we wouldn't even be having this conversation. 414 00:33:13,575 --> 00:33:16,494 Three inches to the right, it would've missed my black ass. 415 00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:19,246 Well, you need a new line of work. 416 00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:21,666 This is the second time this year. 417 00:33:22,584 --> 00:33:24,752 I know, I know. 418 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,755 Why do I bother? There's no helping you. 419 00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:30,758 No, doc, you help me just fine. 420 00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:32,093 See you next time. 421 00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:39,350 You hang in there, Leon. You hear me? 422 00:33:50,404 --> 00:33:52,905 Hey, Mama, what's going down? That your kid in there? 423 00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:54,532 No. 424 00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:56,283 Nephew? Cousin? 425 00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:57,910 I said no. 426 00:33:58,078 --> 00:34:00,204 No relation, he... 427 00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:03,290 He happens to be one of the kids at the orphanage where I work. 428 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:06,001 He overdosed on smack. Third one this month. 429 00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:08,796 And why? What does it matter to you anyway? 430 00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:11,298 Whoa, Mama, just trying to help. 431 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,093 Oh, I don't need your kind of help. 432 00:34:14,261 --> 00:34:17,054 Men like you only help when there's something in it for them. 433 00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:18,472 They can't be bothered. 434 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:22,768 Too busy chasing their chicks and their bread and their fancy car. 435 00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:24,145 No, Mr. Black Dynamite. 436 00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:27,481 The only help you know is how to help yourself. 437 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:30,025 Whoa, Mama, it ain't about me. 438 00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:31,819 It's about that kid in there. 439 00:34:32,154 --> 00:34:33,571 Now do you really want help... 440 00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:37,408 ...or are you just trying to prove to the world you can do it all on your own? 441 00:34:37,868 --> 00:34:39,076 Mama always said: 442 00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:42,037 "A helping hand is a helping hand, clean or dirty." 443 00:34:42,205 --> 00:34:44,999 Guess my hands ain't clean enough for you. 444 00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:49,378 Wait. 445 00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:54,049 These politicians don't give a damn. 446 00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:57,052 I mean, look, look at these ads. 447 00:34:58,472 --> 00:35:00,765 Congressman James made promises to the people. 448 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:03,142 Then he took away his drug-awareness programs... 449 00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:06,187 ...and allowed his bedfellows to sell crap to the kids. 450 00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:08,022 He even invested in these products. 451 00:35:08,190 --> 00:35:10,441 Now the dope is everywhere. It's even... 452 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,067 It's even in the orphanage. 453 00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:15,446 Not the orphanage. 454 00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:19,575 I used to be an orphan. 455 00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:22,953 You ain't got no mommy and you ain't got no daddy. 456 00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:24,205 You're an orphan. 457 00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:28,417 Orphan, orphan, orphan. 458 00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:34,215 No, not the orphans. 459 00:35:37,385 --> 00:35:39,303 I think I need to show you something. 460 00:35:41,223 --> 00:35:44,225 We've been trying to reach these children. 461 00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:47,728 But this new smack on the street is proving too much of a match for us. 462 00:35:48,897 --> 00:35:51,565 The worst thing about these pushers... 463 00:35:51,733 --> 00:35:54,276 ...getting these children addicted to this new smack... 464 00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:58,531 ...is that these children are orphans, and orphans don't have parents. 465 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:02,409 Ain't nothing in the world get Black Dynamite more mad... 466 00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:05,162 ...than some jive-ass sucker dealing smack to the kids. 467 00:36:05,914 --> 00:36:07,498 Bobby, stop it. 468 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,708 You'll kick soon. 469 00:36:13,797 --> 00:36:15,130 You dealing, brother? 470 00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:16,966 I need my smack, I need it now. 471 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:21,262 Put a few of these honeys on the street and I'll get you your bread, partner. 472 00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:25,224 I refuse to let this happen to you, little man. 473 00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:28,269 I will shake this poisonous shit out of your smacked-up body... 474 00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:29,478 ...if I have to. 475 00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:32,940 Black Dynamite, stop. We've tried that, nothing works. 476 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:37,862 I can't look at these kids no more. 477 00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:43,868 This orphanage used to be alive with laughter, kids playing. 478 00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:45,494 Now look at it, it's sickening. 479 00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:48,664 Whoever's responsible is gonna pay, if it's the last thing I do. 480 00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:50,749 Black Dynamite, I wish it was that simple. 481 00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:52,960 But this is much bigger than you and me. 482 00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:54,128 Hey, Little Mama. 483 00:36:54,296 --> 00:36:56,964 It may be bigger than you and it may be bigger than me. 484 00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:59,592 But it ain't bigger than you and me. Can you dig it? 485 00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:00,968 I think so. 486 00:37:01,970 --> 00:37:03,137 I gotta split. 487 00:37:03,305 --> 00:37:05,055 You need me to drop you off somewhere? 488 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,850 No, I think I'm gonna go down the street and grab a bite. 489 00:37:08,018 --> 00:37:09,643 I'll drive you. 490 00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:20,821 Thanks for the ride. 491 00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:38,589 Can I get some hot sauce for my donut? 492 00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:39,840 Excuse me, lady. 493 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:49,600 - Oh, my God. - What is it? What is going on? 494 00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:51,602 How did you know? 495 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:55,522 Donuts don't wear alligator shoes. 496 00:38:19,381 --> 00:38:21,006 Damn. 497 00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:37,272 Sorry, Roscoe. 498 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:39,233 It's cool, man. 499 00:38:39,401 --> 00:38:42,569 Chili and donuts ain't working out for me no how. 500 00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:44,446 Maybe it's time for a change. 501 00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:48,242 What have you gotten me into? 502 00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:50,119 It wasn't me they were after, sugar. 503 00:38:50,286 --> 00:38:53,747 You must have pissed off some people in some pretty high places. 504 00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:57,334 I'm gonna take you somewhere you'll be safe. 505 00:38:58,545 --> 00:39:01,005 Black Dynamite, you ain't got to worry about Gloria. 506 00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:03,257 She gonna be safe up in here. 507 00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:06,427 I been keeping the girls up on their kung fu like you told me to. 508 00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:11,432 Now, they find her up in here, we will fricassee they honky asses. 509 00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:15,477 You sure about this? Maybe we should call the police. 510 00:39:15,645 --> 00:39:18,689 No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty... 511 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:22,526 ...whoever put that hit on you, already got the cops in their back pocket. 512 00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:24,570 You be cool, Mama. 513 00:39:24,738 --> 00:39:26,947 Bee here will keep you tight and out of sight. 514 00:39:27,115 --> 00:39:30,784 I'm gonna shake the tree from the roots and rake up the fruits... 515 00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:34,580 ...rip it up out the ground, find out what's going down. 516 00:39:34,748 --> 00:39:37,374 Don't worry about tomorrow, Mama, because tonight... 517 00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:40,294 Dynamite's gonna make everything all right. 518 00:39:40,462 --> 00:39:42,212 Euphoria, shut up. I know that was you. 519 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,464 I ain't even gotta look. 520 00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:46,633 I should send you to Crenshaw Pete with his hot-ass coat hangers. 521 00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:48,218 Would you like that? 522 00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:02,608 Black Dynamite, I know that we just met... 523 00:40:02,776 --> 00:40:05,152 ...but somehow I feel that I can trust you. 524 00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:08,572 I'll be here waiting till you come to get me. 525 00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:13,410 Thank you for saving my life. 526 00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:16,205 You be cool, Little Mama. 527 00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:18,832 I'll be back before too long. 528 00:40:33,807 --> 00:40:36,725 Order, order, order. 529 00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:38,560 Order, nigga. 530 00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:44,483 The game is at an all-time low. 531 00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:49,863 Never in the history of the game has there been such devastation. 532 00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:51,073 - That's right. - Yeah. 533 00:40:51,241 --> 00:40:54,743 Tricks running low, cops pushing harder than ever. 534 00:40:54,911 --> 00:40:55,953 - Yeah. - That's right. 535 00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:57,955 These little bitches just running wild. 536 00:40:58,123 --> 00:41:01,542 I thought we had these poop-butt pigs paid off. 537 00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:02,918 - Come to find out. - Yeah. 538 00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:05,629 They trapping my ho's every time they hit the track. 539 00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:10,134 I'm spending more bail money than I'm getting tail money. 540 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,719 Yeah, yeah. I can dig it, Chocolate, I can dig it. 541 00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:15,597 Come on, this has been my worst physical year ever. 542 00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:17,307 Fiscal, nigga. With a F. Fiscal. 543 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:21,353 Well, it's been the worst one ever. I can't even afford to get my hair fixed. 544 00:41:21,521 --> 00:41:23,230 Sounds like you're assed out. 545 00:41:23,398 --> 00:41:24,690 You know what they say. 546 00:41:24,858 --> 00:41:26,567 The bitch won't sell her ass. 547 00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:29,069 - A pimp will. - Will. 548 00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:30,404 Shut up, Tasty. 549 00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:34,032 I turned you onto the game... 550 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,577 ...when you nothing but a little jailhouse tramp. 551 00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:40,747 Now, listen up. 552 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:46,461 Pimping has been around since the world started turning. 553 00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:50,591 And it's going to keep right on turning right along with it... 554 00:41:50,925 --> 00:41:55,429 ...until this little planet rotates off its axis... 555 00:41:55,597 --> 00:42:01,852 ...as a result of its core overheating and explodes into cosmic dust. 556 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:03,187 Damn. 557 00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:05,314 - Can you dig it? - It's done, brother. 558 00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:06,940 You know what I'm saying? 559 00:42:07,317 --> 00:42:09,610 Now look here. These times, they come and they go. 560 00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:12,154 - Right. - And if you live long enough... 561 00:42:12,322 --> 00:42:14,907 ...you'll be around to see them come again. 562 00:42:15,325 --> 00:42:20,954 But what we need to do is we need to collectivize. 563 00:42:21,122 --> 00:42:22,956 - Yeah. - Right on, right on. 564 00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:24,750 Now, look here. 565 00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:26,919 Listen. 566 00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:30,380 Stop all the bullshit and take a vote. 567 00:42:31,633 --> 00:42:33,467 Yes, O. 568 00:42:34,802 --> 00:42:36,637 All in favor, raise your hand. 569 00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:38,972 Kotex? 570 00:42:39,307 --> 00:42:42,267 - Mo Bitches? - I can dig it, baby. 571 00:42:42,435 --> 00:42:43,769 Chocolate Giddy-Up? 572 00:42:43,937 --> 00:42:46,313 Chocolate Giddy-Up. 573 00:42:46,481 --> 00:42:47,981 Crenshaw Pete? 574 00:42:49,150 --> 00:42:50,817 Captain Kangaroo Pimp? 575 00:42:53,196 --> 00:42:55,530 - Willie? - I'm with you. 576 00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:59,326 Nigga, even if they don't knock the broads... 577 00:43:00,036 --> 00:43:04,122 ...there ain't enough tricks to go around. 578 00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:07,417 Now, look here. 579 00:43:07,752 --> 00:43:09,962 I don't know about the rest of y'all. 580 00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:12,673 But it looks like I have to keep selling heroin... 581 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,049 ...just to make ends meet. 582 00:43:14,217 --> 00:43:16,343 Then you'll have a much bigger problem. 583 00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:18,053 Black Dynamite. 584 00:43:18,221 --> 00:43:19,972 What's happening, baby? 585 00:43:20,139 --> 00:43:21,306 What it is, Big O? 586 00:43:21,474 --> 00:43:24,851 To what do we owe this pleasure? 587 00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:28,021 I just got one thing to lay on you cats and then I'll split. 588 00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:29,856 That I'm declaring war... 589 00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:32,859 ...on anybody who sells drugs in our community. 590 00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:37,281 But, Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community. 591 00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:40,742 Well, be that as it may, if I catch you... 592 00:43:40,910 --> 00:43:43,036 ...I will not consider you a brother or friend. 593 00:43:43,204 --> 00:43:44,705 Now, can you dig it? 594 00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:47,082 Hell no, nigga. 595 00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:50,252 I can't dig it. 596 00:43:50,712 --> 00:43:53,297 - Now who you supposed to be? - That's Black Dynamite. 597 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,382 I ain't ask you, nigga. Shut up. 598 00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:57,884 I'm gonna tell you like this. 599 00:43:58,052 --> 00:44:01,722 I'm gonna do whatever I wanna do. 600 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,726 - Yeah. - Well, the choice is yours, brother. 601 00:44:05,893 --> 00:44:07,853 But if me and my people catch you... 602 00:44:08,021 --> 00:44:10,689 ...you're gonna have a lot more to deal with. 603 00:44:10,857 --> 00:44:13,275 - Good evening, gentlemen. - Goodbye, Black Dynamite. 604 00:44:13,443 --> 00:44:16,153 Will you stop that? 605 00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:24,119 Hold it right there. 606 00:44:25,330 --> 00:44:26,496 It's me, Black Dynamite. 607 00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:29,249 - What the hell do you wasnt? - I wanna help you. 608 00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:30,584 Why should I trust you... 609 00:44:30,752 --> 00:44:33,003 ...after you dropped dime on me to Chicago Wind? 610 00:44:33,629 --> 00:44:36,214 Because your brother Jimmy saved my life. 611 00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:38,925 I was supposed to be with him the night he got killed. 612 00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:42,637 But he called me and told me to stay at home. 613 00:44:42,805 --> 00:44:44,348 I guess I owe him one. 614 00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:50,729 I'll need a list of names and locations. 615 00:44:50,897 --> 00:44:51,938 Ain't no thing. 616 00:44:52,315 --> 00:44:54,900 Man, everything is gonna be okay. 617 00:44:55,068 --> 00:44:56,443 Bullhorn... 618 00:44:56,611 --> 00:45:00,280 ...Cream Corn here says he can help us find the cats we're looking for. 619 00:45:00,448 --> 00:45:02,199 Now, what do you think? 620 00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:05,786 Man, I think we should put our ankles in it. 621 00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:27,868 They broke into my home. 622 00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:30,537 They got the ledger. 623 00:46:30,705 --> 00:46:32,706 They got the manifest, they got everything. 624 00:46:32,874 --> 00:46:34,833 Everything. Names, dates, schedules. 625 00:46:35,001 --> 00:46:36,460 We even got the shipping routes. 626 00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,336 They won't be able to take a shit... 627 00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:40,380 ...without us knowing when or what color. 628 00:46:40,548 --> 00:46:43,216 We cleaned up the streets and gave them back to the people. 629 00:46:43,384 --> 00:46:47,429 Once again, making them a pleasant place to take an afternoon stroll. 630 00:46:52,101 --> 00:46:54,561 Extra, extra. Hot off the presses. 631 00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:57,230 Black Dynamite cleans up the street. 632 00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:00,734 It's unbelievable, Black Dynamite. 633 00:47:00,902 --> 00:47:02,903 Everyone looks so happy... 634 00:47:03,070 --> 00:47:04,654 ...and it's all thanks to you. 635 00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:06,990 I'd like to take the credit but dig, Mama. 636 00:47:07,158 --> 00:47:10,243 There's no I in "revolut..." In "team." 637 00:47:10,953 --> 00:47:13,747 Look, I'm know I'm gonna be rusty, but I have to try. 638 00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:17,501 Hi, girls. What is your name? 639 00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:19,753 I'm Shawanda, and her name's Brikwilla. 640 00:47:19,921 --> 00:47:21,129 Those are beautiful names. 641 00:47:21,297 --> 00:47:24,090 I'm Gloria and this is Black Dynamite. 642 00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:27,093 My mama said my daddy's name is Black Dynamite. 643 00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:29,429 So did my mama. 644 00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:32,682 Hush up, little girls. 645 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:35,143 A lot of cats have that name. 646 00:48:17,562 --> 00:48:21,439 Well, that was amazing. 647 00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:24,484 Thank you for a beautiful day and night. 648 00:48:26,487 --> 00:48:31,491 But I think I should be going. 649 00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:34,744 I think you'll be safer if you stay here tonight. 650 00:48:35,788 --> 00:48:37,706 Oh, you do, do you? 651 00:48:38,124 --> 00:48:40,834 I hope you don't think you're gonna get any of this cookie. 652 00:48:41,002 --> 00:48:43,169 Because if I offered you some of this cookie... 653 00:48:43,337 --> 00:48:44,838 ...this cookie might kill you. 654 00:48:45,172 --> 00:48:47,757 Don't think because we've been frolicking in the park... 655 00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:49,801 ...you got this closed because it takes... 656 00:48:49,969 --> 00:48:51,344 Yeah, yeah, Mama. 657 00:48:52,513 --> 00:48:55,724 You can hit the sheets or the streets. It don't make me no never mind. 658 00:48:55,891 --> 00:48:58,184 That's your bag, baby. You can go or you can come. 659 00:48:58,352 --> 00:48:59,644 Can you dig it? 660 00:50:13,928 --> 00:50:14,928 Yeah. 661 00:50:15,096 --> 00:50:16,137 Black Dynamite. 662 00:50:16,305 --> 00:50:18,223 We read the ledger and it just don't stop. 663 00:50:18,391 --> 00:50:22,394 There's a trail of paper that leads all the way to the top. 664 00:50:22,561 --> 00:50:24,187 A big shipment is coming to town... 665 00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:26,981 ...and it's right there where that cracker wrote it down. 666 00:50:27,149 --> 00:50:29,734 Now, we don't know the whens, but we do know the wheres. 667 00:50:29,902 --> 00:50:33,613 And however the fuck the whats, we'll sure enough be there. 668 00:50:37,243 --> 00:50:39,494 Looks like he's got two warehouses. 669 00:50:39,662 --> 00:50:42,997 One big one, and one smaller one here. 670 00:50:43,165 --> 00:50:46,793 We break into the two units, we hit the smaller one first... 671 00:50:46,961 --> 00:50:49,421 ...then we scale the fence, enter from the south... 672 00:50:49,588 --> 00:50:52,966 ...use an acetylene blowtorch to breech the warehouse from the back. 673 00:50:53,134 --> 00:50:54,968 That way we avoid the guards. 674 00:50:55,136 --> 00:50:58,513 Man, them honkies gonna be running for cover when us brothers get... 675 00:50:59,014 --> 00:51:01,099 Get... Get... 676 00:51:05,730 --> 00:51:06,771 The torch is an issue. 677 00:51:06,939 --> 00:51:09,315 We won't be able to get an acetylene torch in time. 678 00:51:09,483 --> 00:51:11,276 Think again, brother. 679 00:51:11,444 --> 00:51:13,653 You know somebody that's got one? 680 00:51:14,155 --> 00:51:16,281 I know just the cat. 681 00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:16,716 All right, snowflake. Where's the dope? 682 00:52:16,884 --> 00:52:18,927 Up yours, coon. 683 00:52:20,721 --> 00:52:23,264 It's right over there in the body bags, jeez. 684 00:52:29,814 --> 00:52:31,815 So how much dope is in the big warehouse? 685 00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:37,821 They're gonna kill me anyway. I'm not gonna tell you nothing, coon. 686 00:52:39,573 --> 00:52:42,742 Dynamite, I got something that will make him talk. 687 00:52:47,581 --> 00:52:50,708 I ain't gonna tell you nothing. 688 00:52:51,335 --> 00:52:54,420 Operation Code Kansas. Can't stop it, too late. 689 00:52:54,588 --> 00:52:57,966 Operation Code Kansas gonna fix all the niggas. 690 00:53:00,845 --> 00:53:04,430 Yeah, you won't be so big and so bad anymore... 691 00:53:04,598 --> 00:53:07,809 ...because Kansas gonna fix you. 692 00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:10,478 Just the niggas. 693 00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:13,189 Just the nig... 694 00:53:18,279 --> 00:53:19,779 Damn, Smoke. 695 00:53:19,947 --> 00:53:21,990 I think you gave him too much of that shit. 696 00:53:22,825 --> 00:53:25,034 How long till it wears off? 697 00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:39,716 It's malt liquor? 698 00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:43,803 It's that new Anaconda Malt Liquor from the billboards. 699 00:53:43,971 --> 00:53:46,014 It's supposed to give you: 700 00:53:51,812 --> 00:53:52,979 Tastes good too. 701 00:53:53,147 --> 00:53:54,772 I know the drugs are here somewhere. 702 00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:57,942 We're gonna check every crate until we find it. 703 00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:05,283 I can't believe it, fellas. 704 00:54:05,451 --> 00:54:08,620 That entire shipment was just malt liquor. 705 00:54:08,787 --> 00:54:10,330 Don't beat yourself up, Dynamite. 706 00:54:10,497 --> 00:54:13,291 We still kept the 50 keys we found in that first warehouse... 707 00:54:13,459 --> 00:54:14,959 ...from getting on the streets. 708 00:54:15,419 --> 00:54:17,712 I'm gonna go home and drink the rest of this, man. 709 00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:21,007 Y'all should've grabbed some of this shit. This shit is incredible. 710 00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:28,514 I tell you, brothers, it just don't make no damn sense. 711 00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:31,517 The manifest, the shipping log, the ledgers. 712 00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:34,520 All records are consistent with that damned beer shipment. 713 00:54:34,688 --> 00:54:38,024 If anything else was in there, it would have to weigh something. 714 00:54:38,192 --> 00:54:40,443 They got it out before we got there. 715 00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:41,694 No. 716 00:54:41,862 --> 00:54:44,864 Why would they have guards there if they got the drugs out? 717 00:54:45,032 --> 00:54:47,200 No, them crackers was protecting something. 718 00:54:47,368 --> 00:54:50,954 B.D., we checked every single crate, every stinking bottle. 719 00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:53,039 Man, I'm with you, Dynamite. 720 00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:55,375 That babbling cracker knew something. 721 00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:58,836 What that guard said, I keep running through my head. 722 00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:01,005 Code Kansas. 723 00:55:01,173 --> 00:55:03,591 "You people won't be so big anymore." 724 00:55:03,759 --> 00:55:05,551 Code Kansas. 725 00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,553 It just don't make no damn sense. 726 00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:09,055 Hey, sweet thing. 727 00:55:09,223 --> 00:55:12,225 What don't make no sense is the service around this motherfucker. 728 00:55:12,393 --> 00:55:13,893 Bitch, do you see us? 729 00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:17,438 I'd like two sausage links, two sausage patties... 730 00:55:17,606 --> 00:55:20,149 ...two hot dogs, split down the middle twice, okay? 731 00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:21,859 Baloney, fry that up into a dome. 732 00:55:22,027 --> 00:55:24,737 Slice that, take a spatula, smush fry it. 733 00:55:24,905 --> 00:55:26,239 And one waffle, please. 734 00:55:26,407 --> 00:55:27,740 I can get your waffle... 735 00:55:27,908 --> 00:55:30,159 ...but all we got is the chicken from last night. 736 00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:33,121 Now, I can bring you some of that if you wasnt some meat. 737 00:55:34,248 --> 00:55:35,957 Chicken and waffles? 738 00:55:36,125 --> 00:55:37,625 That's it. 739 00:55:39,420 --> 00:55:42,255 Take it easy, brother. It ain't her fault. 740 00:55:42,464 --> 00:55:44,465 Sorry, sister, we all just a little uptight. 741 00:55:44,633 --> 00:55:47,051 But if you bring us some of them good-ass waffles... 742 00:55:47,219 --> 00:55:49,262 ...everything will be all right. 743 00:55:50,305 --> 00:55:52,765 Man, you guys ain't had no waffles like these. 744 00:55:52,933 --> 00:55:54,934 These waffles are so good... 745 00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:57,186 ...they're like they come from down South. 746 00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:59,772 These buttery motherfuckers will melt in your mouth. 747 00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:02,775 - Man, you ain't had no waffles... - Wait. 748 00:56:03,861 --> 00:56:06,404 Bullhorn, what did you just say? 749 00:56:06,947 --> 00:56:08,740 You said: 750 00:56:08,907 --> 00:56:11,659 "Melts in your mouth." 751 00:56:13,412 --> 00:56:14,912 Quick. 752 00:56:15,289 --> 00:56:17,457 What else melts in your mouth? 753 00:56:17,624 --> 00:56:20,501 - M&M's. - Exactly. 754 00:56:20,669 --> 00:56:23,296 And not in your hands. 755 00:56:24,298 --> 00:56:26,591 - Yeah. - Yeah. 756 00:56:27,051 --> 00:56:28,134 And who makes M&M's? 757 00:56:28,802 --> 00:56:30,511 Mars Candy Company makes it. 758 00:56:30,679 --> 00:56:32,055 - Yeah, yeah. - That's right. 759 00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:34,974 And Mars is also... 760 00:56:35,142 --> 00:56:38,978 - The Roman god of war. - That's what I'm telling you. 761 00:56:39,146 --> 00:56:41,773 Who is the Greek god of war? 762 00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:43,566 - Ares. - Right on. 763 00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:48,696 Now, you take Mars and spell it backwards, drop the S. 764 00:56:48,864 --> 00:56:50,615 - What is it? What did you get? - R... 765 00:56:50,783 --> 00:56:52,158 Ram. That's right. 766 00:56:52,326 --> 00:56:56,662 And ram is the zodialogical sign for Aries. 767 00:56:57,247 --> 00:56:58,331 - Now dig. - That right. 768 00:56:58,499 --> 00:57:02,168 - Ares's half sister is Athena. - Now you're getting it. 769 00:57:02,336 --> 00:57:05,088 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Athena, Athens. 770 00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:08,174 Which is the capital of Greece. 771 00:57:08,342 --> 00:57:09,634 And as we all know... 772 00:57:09,802 --> 00:57:13,096 ...zodialogical astronomy was created by the Greeks in... 773 00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:15,640 785 B.C. 774 00:57:15,808 --> 00:57:19,352 And 785 is the area code of Topeka. Oh, my God. 775 00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:23,606 785 is the area code to Topeka, Kansas. 776 00:57:23,774 --> 00:57:25,858 Code Kansas. 777 00:57:26,026 --> 00:57:29,612 Now you take that, spell it backwards and drop the S. 778 00:57:29,905 --> 00:57:32,698 Snake doc. Snake doctor, yeah. 779 00:57:33,075 --> 00:57:34,325 - Yes. - Yeah. 780 00:57:34,493 --> 00:57:35,576 And brothers... 781 00:57:35,744 --> 00:57:38,788 ...who is the Greek demigod of medicine... 782 00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:42,416 ...who believed that snakes' tongues had mystical healing powers? 783 00:57:42,584 --> 00:57:44,585 Aesculapius, of course. 784 00:57:44,753 --> 00:57:48,798 He had a staff with snakes intertwining all around that bitch. 785 00:57:48,966 --> 00:57:50,967 They called it Aesculapius's staff. 786 00:57:51,135 --> 00:57:53,845 It's a symbol the medical field uses to this day. 787 00:57:54,012 --> 00:57:55,054 I've seen it. 788 00:57:55,222 --> 00:57:58,933 Now, what legend involving snakes... 789 00:57:59,101 --> 00:58:02,145 ...is in both Greek and Roman mythology? 790 00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:05,690 Now, come on. It involves Aesculapius's own father. 791 00:58:05,858 --> 00:58:07,275 Apollo. 792 00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:09,777 Yeah. Thanks, lady. 793 00:58:09,945 --> 00:58:10,987 That's right. 794 00:58:11,155 --> 00:58:17,493 Apollo slew the serpent at Delphi which was a big-ass snake. 795 00:58:17,661 --> 00:58:18,703 That's right. 796 00:58:18,871 --> 00:58:22,081 And what, brothers, is the biggest snake in the world? 797 00:58:22,249 --> 00:58:25,084 The South American anaconda. 798 00:58:25,252 --> 00:58:29,589 - What she said. - Anaconda Malt Liquor. 799 00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:33,426 And what is the slogan for Anaconda Malt Liquor? 800 00:58:33,594 --> 00:58:35,344 "Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you..." 801 00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:37,471 Gives you what? 802 00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:40,683 And who else is famous for: 803 00:58:41,226 --> 00:58:42,435 Little Richard. 804 00:58:42,603 --> 00:58:44,145 - Who? - Little Richard. 805 00:58:44,313 --> 00:58:47,231 So, what they're really saying is... 806 00:58:47,399 --> 00:58:51,611 Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you Little Richard. 807 00:58:53,238 --> 00:58:56,073 What is another word for Richard? 808 00:58:59,286 --> 00:59:01,913 - Gunsmoke. Come on, get up. - Gunsmoke! 809 00:59:05,959 --> 00:59:07,043 Damn. 810 00:59:07,211 --> 00:59:11,130 Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you a little dick. 811 00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:19,764 Should we kill him? 812 00:59:21,934 --> 00:59:23,893 Man, do you wasnt to live? 813 00:59:25,312 --> 00:59:27,480 I said, do you want to go on? 814 00:59:37,032 --> 00:59:41,327 Man, this time these crackers have gone too far. 815 00:59:42,829 --> 00:59:45,164 - The warehouse. - The warehouse. 816 00:59:48,669 --> 00:59:50,836 Freeze, you jive-time suckers. 817 00:59:51,546 --> 00:59:53,506 Who's in charge? 818 00:59:54,633 --> 00:59:57,551 Brothers, make these honkies load this dick-shrinking poison... 819 00:59:57,719 --> 01:00:00,763 ...back into the warehouse so we can burn this mother down. 820 01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:02,848 Waste them if they make a sound. 821 01:00:03,016 --> 01:00:05,643 I'm gonna go inside and find out who's running this shit. 822 01:00:05,811 --> 01:00:09,855 - All right, men, move it. - Come on, you heard him. 823 01:00:10,023 --> 01:00:11,732 Sucker, you drop it right there. 824 01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:13,943 - O'Leary? - That's right. 825 01:00:14,111 --> 01:00:16,404 Go ahead, guys, I got this. 826 01:00:17,656 --> 01:00:21,242 O'Leary, you son of a bitch. I should have known it was you. 827 01:00:21,410 --> 01:00:22,451 You should have. 828 01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:25,329 You were too busy and trying to lay that orphan mama... 829 01:00:25,497 --> 01:00:27,540 ...to not see what was in front of your face. 830 01:00:27,708 --> 01:00:30,543 You diabolical dick-shrinking motherfuckers. 831 01:00:30,711 --> 01:00:32,253 You were the leak all the time. 832 01:00:32,421 --> 01:00:34,463 And I bet you were behind Jimmy's death. 833 01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:36,382 Hey, man, I was just following orders. 834 01:00:36,550 --> 01:00:39,260 That's what a good soldier does, follow orders, unlike you. 835 01:00:39,428 --> 01:00:41,721 Everything's gotta be done the Black Dynamite way. 836 01:00:41,888 --> 01:00:43,055 I gave the order on Jimmy. 837 01:00:43,223 --> 01:00:45,224 I gave it to James, who gave it to the don. 838 01:00:45,392 --> 01:00:47,560 What good's it gonna do you now? 839 01:00:56,903 --> 01:01:00,072 The old birthday-candle trick from Nam. 840 01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,825 Just when you think it's out... 841 01:01:04,911 --> 01:01:08,414 O'Leary. O'Leary, where are you? 842 01:01:08,582 --> 01:01:10,333 Yeah, who's this? 843 01:01:35,067 --> 01:01:41,572 Fellas, we going on a boat ride to Kung Fu Island. 844 01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:50,623 Hey, Black Dynamite, there's the island. 845 01:02:01,510 --> 01:02:03,010 Okay. 846 01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:05,638 Now, here's the plan. 847 01:02:10,811 --> 01:02:12,478 Yeah. 848 01:02:13,939 --> 01:02:15,356 Okay, let's split up. 849 01:02:36,336 --> 01:02:38,629 He's here. 850 01:02:42,509 --> 01:02:43,676 We kicked their ass. 851 01:02:43,844 --> 01:02:46,011 Power to the people, brothers. 852 01:02:47,013 --> 01:02:48,514 This is it, brothers. 853 01:02:48,682 --> 01:02:52,351 - This is where we stick it to the Man. - Yeah. 854 01:02:52,519 --> 01:02:53,936 Now, let's go get that lab. 855 01:02:56,064 --> 01:02:57,523 All right, let's go. 856 01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:03,821 You know, when we get back home, I'm gonna retire from the revolution. 857 01:03:03,989 --> 01:03:05,281 Start a family. 858 01:03:05,449 --> 01:03:06,866 Show this picture. 859 01:03:07,033 --> 01:03:08,200 That's Betty Jo. 860 01:03:08,368 --> 01:03:10,494 Yeah, right on, yeah. 861 01:03:10,662 --> 01:03:13,539 Buy a home in the country. Raise our own fruits and vegetables. 862 01:03:13,707 --> 01:03:15,416 Bake our own bread, know what I mean? 863 01:03:15,584 --> 01:03:16,917 Bake our own... 864 01:03:19,588 --> 01:03:22,214 Who saw that coming...? Who saw where that came from? 865 01:03:23,258 --> 01:03:24,842 Let's go. 866 01:03:53,705 --> 01:03:56,916 I should've known you would be behind this, Fiendish Dr. Wu. 867 01:03:57,667 --> 01:04:01,086 Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications... 868 01:04:01,254 --> 01:04:04,590 ...is only out-matched by your zest for kung-fu treachery. 869 01:04:05,759 --> 01:04:12,264 Your kung fu is quite extraordinary, Black Dynamite. 870 01:04:12,682 --> 01:04:13,933 But no match for mine. 871 01:04:15,310 --> 01:04:18,479 You should have joined us when you had the chance. 872 01:04:18,647 --> 01:04:21,273 But now you must die. 873 01:04:21,441 --> 01:04:24,527 Man, I'll take this jive-ass turkey. 874 01:04:24,986 --> 01:04:31,450 Bullhorn, no. 875 01:04:31,618 --> 01:04:35,704 At long last, our friendship bonded by the struggle against the Man... 876 01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:39,250 ...has been brought to an end by kung-fu treachery. 877 01:04:39,417 --> 01:04:43,420 Brother, your death will not go unavenged. 878 01:04:43,588 --> 01:04:47,800 Fiendish Dr. Wu, you done fucked up now. 879 01:04:48,843 --> 01:04:50,719 Get him. 880 01:05:07,779 --> 01:05:12,825 You must try the Wu family Red Silk Kung Fu. 881 01:05:23,211 --> 01:05:25,337 Black Dynamite Panther Fist. 882 01:06:26,399 --> 01:06:28,567 What the fuck, huh? 883 01:06:28,735 --> 01:06:30,402 Keep your eye on Black Dynamite. 884 01:06:39,871 --> 01:06:41,789 Looking for me? 885 01:06:46,252 --> 01:06:50,923 Can you see where I'm coming from, you jive motherfucker? 886 01:06:53,385 --> 01:06:56,095 No rush, huh? Come on, huh? 887 01:06:57,889 --> 01:06:59,932 You told him to keep an eye out for me. 888 01:07:10,151 --> 01:07:13,195 I threw that shit before I walked in the room. 889 01:07:21,830 --> 01:07:23,664 I wanna know who's pulling your strings. 890 01:07:23,832 --> 01:07:26,125 Now start talking. Talk. 891 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:30,295 - I said, start talking. - Okay. 892 01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:32,589 Your government has been preoccupied... 893 01:07:32,757 --> 01:07:35,008 ...with building the bigger penis for years. 894 01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:40,723 What's this green one? 895 01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:43,559 It did exactly opposite of what it was intended. 896 01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:49,064 It made the penis shrivel to the size of a 2-month-old snapping turtle. 897 01:07:49,232 --> 01:07:51,650 This is what you've been putting in the malt liquor? 898 01:07:51,818 --> 01:07:54,069 I was under orders. 899 01:07:54,779 --> 01:07:56,405 They threatened to fire me. 900 01:07:57,157 --> 01:07:59,074 Speaking of fire. 901 01:08:00,660 --> 01:08:03,912 Suddenly, I'd like to leave your island. 902 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:05,998 No! No! 903 01:08:06,166 --> 01:08:07,541 No. 904 01:08:18,511 --> 01:08:20,179 You dirty motherfucker. 905 01:08:25,852 --> 01:08:28,353 Hey, Black Dynamite, I found a helicopter. 906 01:08:28,521 --> 01:08:30,022 Quick, give me a hairpin. 907 01:08:43,495 --> 01:08:45,370 What's in the briefcase, Black Dynamite? 908 01:08:45,538 --> 01:08:46,914 How far does this all go, man? 909 01:08:47,081 --> 01:08:49,374 Cream Corn, this goes all the way to the top. 910 01:08:49,542 --> 01:08:53,545 And when I say top, I mean the tippety-top. 911 01:08:53,713 --> 01:08:56,673 There it is, Black Dynamite. The Honky House. 912 01:08:57,550 --> 01:08:58,550 I'm going down. 913 01:08:58,927 --> 01:09:00,719 - This shouldn't take long. - Whoa, hey... 914 01:09:00,887 --> 01:09:03,305 - Take the controls. - What are you talking about? 915 01:09:04,891 --> 01:09:06,266 Whoa, hey, hey, man. 916 01:09:09,103 --> 01:09:10,771 Son of a bitch. 917 01:09:13,274 --> 01:09:18,737 Cream Corn, no! 918 01:10:40,194 --> 01:10:42,696 I should have known it was you all the time. 919 01:10:42,864 --> 01:10:47,117 I should have asked myself, "Who's the man so wicked... 920 01:10:47,285 --> 01:10:50,287 ...so cruel to serve smack to the orphanage... 921 01:10:50,455 --> 01:10:55,334 ...kill my brother Jimmy, and put out a drug to shrink black men's dicks?" 922 01:10:55,835 --> 01:11:00,005 Only one man, and that's you, Tricky Dick. 923 01:11:05,386 --> 01:11:09,348 So I'm here to deliver you one presidential ass-whooping. 924 01:11:11,059 --> 01:11:12,935 Black Dynamite. 925 01:11:13,561 --> 01:11:15,854 There is a perfectly... 926 01:11:17,190 --> 01:11:20,901 ...reasonable explanation for that. 927 01:11:26,532 --> 01:11:28,867 Showtime, motherfucker. 928 01:11:29,035 --> 01:11:31,036 Fucking... 929 01:11:32,372 --> 01:11:34,539 Black Dynamite. 930 01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:36,875 Who the fuck would duck? 931 01:11:38,962 --> 01:11:41,046 Piece of shit. 932 01:12:06,406 --> 01:12:07,739 Don't fuck with me. 933 01:12:08,241 --> 01:12:10,409 Motherfucker. 934 01:12:34,267 --> 01:12:37,644 Take your filthy black hands off the presidential dinnerware... 935 01:12:37,812 --> 01:12:39,438 ...you moon cricket. 936 01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:45,712 And now, Black Dynamite, you must die. 937 01:13:58,643 --> 01:14:00,435 You had enough, Mr. President? 938 01:14:01,562 --> 01:14:04,064 You'll never get away with this. 939 01:14:04,232 --> 01:14:06,233 Watch me, you little insecure cracker. 940 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,193 You think by shrinking our johnsons... 941 01:14:08,361 --> 01:14:10,403 ...it's gonna make your situation any better? 942 01:14:10,571 --> 01:14:13,907 That's your problem, Tricky Dick. You are paranoid. 943 01:14:14,075 --> 01:14:16,451 Like sending those two-bit crooks to Watergate. 944 01:14:16,619 --> 01:14:18,245 For what? 945 01:14:18,871 --> 01:14:20,580 For these? 946 01:14:22,542 --> 01:14:23,542 - Look at you. - What? 947 01:14:23,709 --> 01:14:25,710 You lost it all, turkey. 948 01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:30,465 - Kill me. - Say what? 949 01:14:30,633 --> 01:14:33,009 - Kill me. - No. 950 01:14:33,177 --> 01:14:34,678 That's the easy way out for you. 951 01:14:34,846 --> 01:14:37,722 Unless you want the rest of this freaky shit to hit the news... 952 01:14:37,890 --> 01:14:40,142 ...I suggest you take care of me and my people. 953 01:14:40,309 --> 01:14:41,351 Can you dig it? 954 01:14:42,728 --> 01:14:44,229 I said, can you dig it? 955 01:14:44,397 --> 01:14:45,772 Yes, I can dig it. 956 01:14:45,940 --> 01:14:48,024 Thought you could. 957 01:15:17,180 --> 01:15:21,600 First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp-slapped you into that china cabinet. 958 01:15:21,767 --> 01:15:24,186 I used excessive force. 959 01:15:24,353 --> 01:15:26,438 Oftentimes, I cross the line... 960 01:15:26,606 --> 01:15:29,441 ...but I try to do so in the name of what's right. 961 01:15:29,609 --> 01:15:32,527 Most of the time, the ends justifies the means. 962 01:15:32,695 --> 01:15:36,990 But in this case, I feel like I betrayed my own code of ethics... 963 01:15:37,158 --> 01:15:40,035 ...and for that, sugar, I apologize. 964 01:15:40,453 --> 01:15:42,454 But I shot at you. 965 01:15:42,622 --> 01:15:44,956 I tried to kill you, Black Dynamite. 966 01:15:45,583 --> 01:15:48,501 This is true, but you did not connect. 967 01:15:48,669 --> 01:15:49,961 You shot a plate. 968 01:15:50,129 --> 01:15:53,048 Had you connected, maybe pimp-slapping you into that... 969 01:15:53,216 --> 01:15:55,050 ...might have been justified. 970 01:15:55,218 --> 01:15:57,344 But I feel I crossed the line. 971 01:15:57,511 --> 01:16:00,305 And for that, please accept my apology. 972 01:16:01,057 --> 01:16:02,140 I do. 973 01:16:02,308 --> 01:16:03,767 I do, it's just... 974 01:16:03,935 --> 01:16:07,479 Oh, Black Dynamite, you're so righteous. 975 01:16:07,647 --> 01:16:09,856 This is also true. 976 01:16:10,024 --> 01:16:11,816 Because whenever there's injustice... 977 01:16:12,735 --> 01:16:13,818 ...wrongs to be... 978 01:16:13,986 --> 01:16:16,363 Oh, Black Dynamite. 979 01:16:19,033 --> 01:16:20,575 Go on, honey. 980 01:16:21,369 --> 01:16:25,664 Because wherever there's injustice, wrongs to be righted... 981 01:16:25,831 --> 01:16:29,000 ...innocents to be defended, Black Dynamite will be there... 982 01:16:29,168 --> 01:16:31,503 ...delivering ass-whoopings. 983 01:16:31,671 --> 01:16:34,673 And I will not hesitate to lay the hammer down on any clown... 984 01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:36,174 ...that comes around. 985 01:16:36,342 --> 01:16:40,178 Because if they wanna fight, they best come see me... 986 01:16:40,346 --> 01:16:42,973 ...because I'm Black Dynamite. 987 01:19:43,863 --> 01:19:46,156 How you doing with that midget girl you sent out? 988 01:19:46,323 --> 01:19:48,867 Man, she keeps coming up short. 989 01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:04,966 And better no nigga mess with me, neither. 990 01:20:05,134 --> 01:20:08,803 I would jump on him, all 93 pounds of dynamite. 991 01:20:08,971 --> 01:20:10,805 That's right. 992 01:20:23,569 --> 01:20:27,780 So I says, "Bitch, you look like you need a pimp in your life." 993 01:20:27,948 --> 01:20:29,616 She said, "I got a pimp." 994 01:20:29,783 --> 01:20:32,494 I said, "Shit, that nigga ain't no pimp. 995 01:20:32,661 --> 01:20:35,038 He a valet for ho's." 996 01:20:44,465 --> 01:20:46,382 It's called the Mo Bitches Variety Pack. 997 01:20:46,550 --> 01:20:47,592 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 998 01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:51,471 I send out a big ho, a little ho, a skinny ho, and one Navajo. 999 01:20:51,764 --> 01:20:54,390 - Is that right? - That's right. 1000 01:21:20,292 --> 01:21:22,460 Take that, you cracker-ass cracker. 1001 01:21:22,628 --> 01:21:26,297 All right, girls, let's take them down. 1002 01:21:48,571 --> 01:21:51,281 I only do two things well in this world. 1003 01:21:51,448 --> 01:21:56,995 I take money from bitches and I sell drugs to the community. 1004 01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:16,514 I had to send your ho back the other day. 1005 01:22:16,682 --> 01:22:17,932 - No? - Yeah, man. 1006 01:22:18,100 --> 01:22:21,811 She reckless eyeballing and carrying on. 1007 01:22:21,979 --> 01:22:26,065 She fine, but I said, "Hey, your man is bona fide." 1008 01:22:26,233 --> 01:22:28,359 See? You're a righteous pimp. 1009 01:22:28,527 --> 01:22:30,820 Shit, the real pimping lives here. 1010 01:22:30,988 --> 01:22:32,238 It ain't ego. 1011 01:22:32,406 --> 01:22:34,907 That's how we go. You like that? 1012 01:23:00,601 --> 01:23:03,561 You gotta cross the lines sometimes. 1013 01:23:04,563 --> 01:23:09,108 Sometimes to do the right thing, you got to do the ugly thing. 1014 01:23:11,403 --> 01:23:14,822 You know people, they don't want to see the cow killed... 1015 01:23:14,990 --> 01:23:16,866 ...they just want their steak on a plate. 1016 01:23:17,034 --> 01:23:18,368 Can you dig it? 1017 01:23:40,474 --> 01:23:42,433 Good evening, gentlemen. 1018 01:23:43,977 --> 01:23:46,062 Who let that nigga in my house?