What's going on?
People actually believe this shit?
People will believe anything.
Even something as ludicrous as
the moon landing.
Stop being a pussy.
Go get some of Colin's penis... or ass...
Or maybe both?
But go get it!
I just had a beer.
Four beers.
Six beers.
You're holding back with Colin because of me!
Well I fucked someone.
The barista at Jitter Bean.
He stuck his penis right in my vagina.
You should stick your penis somewhere!
Eight beers.
What's that about?
If you really cared about children...
you'd go after real traffickers...
instead of these fairy tales!