1 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:42,731 What's going on? 2 00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:14,036 People actually believe this shit? 3 00:24:14,537 --> 00:24:17,290 People will believe anything. 4 00:24:17,582 --> 00:24:20,835 Even something as ludicrous as 5 00:24:20,835 --> 00:24:23,963 the moon landing. 6 00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:23,397 Stop being a pussy. 7 00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:25,566 Go get some of Colin's penis... or ass... 8 00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:28,986 Or maybe both? 9 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,240 But go get it! 10 00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:38,746 I just had a beer. 11 00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:43,376 Four beers. 12 00:25:45,962 --> 00:25:47,088 Six beers. 13 00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:51,509 You're holding back with Colin because of me! 14 00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:58,015 Well I fucked someone. 15 00:25:58,975 --> 00:26:00,977 The barista at Jitter Bean. 16 00:26:03,604 --> 00:26:06,315 He stuck his penis right in my vagina. 17 00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:13,614 You should stick your penis somewhere! 18 00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:35,594 Eight beers. 19 00:26:59,035 --> 00:27:00,745 What's that about? 20 00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:05,497 If you really cared about children... 21 00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:07,499 you'd go after real traffickers... 22 00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:10,210 instead of these fairy tales!