1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 2 00:00:05,965 --> 00:00:08,801 This Thursday on VTV: Television for Women... 3 00:00:08,884 --> 00:00:10,219 I guess I'm just searching for 4 00:00:10,302 --> 00:00:12,638 a more purposeful life, Mr. Adana. 5 00:00:12,722 --> 00:00:14,765 The Church of the Collective 6 00:00:14,849 --> 00:00:18,436 can offer you so much more. 7 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:22,273 We can offer you a family. 8 00:00:24,817 --> 00:00:26,736 Mr. Adana, tell me the truth. 9 00:00:26,819 --> 00:00:29,447 Are you having me followed? 10 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:30,906 I had to find out 11 00:00:30,990 --> 00:00:33,409 if you were putting the Church first, 12 00:00:33,492 --> 00:00:35,578 before your career. 13 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:37,496 Before everything. 14 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:38,956 You branded me with your initials! 15 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,039 It's enough. 16 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:43,669 I am afraid that you have become 17 00:00:43,753 --> 00:00:46,464 a toxic personality, Deep. 18 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:50,134 Then you've left me no choice but to run. 19 00:00:57,975 --> 00:00:59,643 Not Without My Dolphin. 20 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:03,022 Brought to you by Lean Lady frozen dinners, by Vought. 21 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:07,318 Tonight, simulcast live across VBS, VTV, VNN, 22 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,320 Vought Soul and Voughtemundo, 23 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:12,364 join me for my annual Birthday Spectacular, 24 00:01:12,448 --> 00:01:14,784 along with my cocaptain Starlight, 25 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:17,411 as well as Emeril Lagasse, Rascal Flatts, Supersonic, 26 00:01:17,495 --> 00:01:20,664 the cast of Riverdale, Dame Judi Dench 27 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,625 and, of course, my dear friend Black Noir... 28 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,299 Hey, William. 29 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:31,884 Goddamn the pusher man, am I right? 30 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:34,011 You really gonna shoot that shit in your veins? 31 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:37,139 You know, I think I just might. 32 00:01:37,223 --> 00:01:39,308 Odds are you'll die screaming. 33 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,353 Well, I've gambled more for less. 34 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,814 I don't think you're gonna do it. 35 00:01:44,897 --> 00:01:46,565 Turn yourself into a Supe? 36 00:01:46,649 --> 00:01:48,818 That's a new low, even for you. 37 00:01:48,901 --> 00:01:50,152 Oh, I can go lower. 38 00:01:50,236 --> 00:01:51,695 I can go straight to hell. 39 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:55,533 Butcher, you have to stop. 40 00:01:59,662 --> 00:02:03,999 Please. For Becca. This would break her heart. 41 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:06,752 Becca don't care what I do. 42 00:02:10,256 --> 00:02:11,841 She's dead. 43 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:32,611 Hello, love. A bit early, isn't it? 44 00:02:32,695 --> 00:02:35,865 You said I could call you after 8:00. It's 8:03. 45 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:39,326 Ah, yeah. Right you are. 46 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:42,371 Are you okay? 47 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:45,165 Yeah. Hunky-dory. Why? 48 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:46,667 You look tired. 49 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:49,753 Ah, just, uh, had a naff night, that's all. 50 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,171 No sleep. 51 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:52,840 Did you watch the video I made? 52 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:54,091 Uh, no, no. 53 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,719 I, uh... I ain't had a chance yet. 54 00:02:56,802 --> 00:02:58,387 I think you should watch it. 55 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:01,682 It kind of helps me when I don't sleep so good. 56 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:04,059 Yeah, look, I told you I'll watch it later. 57 00:03:04,143 --> 00:03:06,061 Are you mad at me? 58 00:03:08,814 --> 00:03:10,274 No, uh... 59 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:11,775 of course not. 60 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:15,404 Look, you're your mother's son. 61 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:19,241 And I'll always watch out for you. 62 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:24,455 Just how I promised. 63 00:03:25,623 --> 00:03:27,875 All right? 64 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:40,930 Hey there, sleepyhead. 65 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:43,015 Rise and shine. Big day. 66 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:47,853 Anything a little extra special about today? Hmm? 67 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:55,361 It's my birthday, silly. 68 00:03:57,655 --> 00:03:58,656 Hmm? 69 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:05,037 Okay, just blink if you want to wish me a happy birthday, hmm? 70 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:20,052 Okay. 71 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,775 Okay, so Red River is a group home 72 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:37,778 owned by a Vought subsidiary, of course. 73 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,530 I guess that's where Vicky grew up. 74 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:42,074 You mean Nadia? 75 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:44,702 God, I'm a fucking idiot. I should have seen it. 76 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,829 - How could you have seen this? - I don't know. 77 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:50,332 Maybe when she killed Rayner or when she blew up Congress. 78 00:04:50,416 --> 00:04:52,334 Goddamn it. 79 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:55,796 Maybe we leak it to The Times. 80 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:58,799 No, she could head-pop everybody in the office, me included. 81 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,426 Wait, wait, you're going in? 82 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:02,636 - Call in sick. - We... 83 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:03,887 We have an all-hands at 3:00. 84 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:06,348 I've never missed one before. 85 00:05:08,017 --> 00:05:09,852 What if we tell Butcher? 86 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:13,605 We tell Butcher I've been a Supe's sidekick for a year? 87 00:05:13,689 --> 00:05:16,066 Oh, Christ, he's never gonna not torture me for this, is he? 88 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:17,818 Well, maybe he won't. 89 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:22,698 No. No, no, no. Look, we can... handle this ourselves. 90 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:23,907 All right? 91 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:26,577 Just don't do anything. 92 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:29,079 - What, crazy, stupid? - No. 93 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:31,582 Don't do anything until I get back. 94 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,500 - Okay? - You're leaving? 95 00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:35,711 Yeah, it's the soundcheck 96 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:38,047 for Homelander's stupid birthday special. 97 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:42,259 Wait for me. 98 00:05:43,302 --> 00:05:45,054 Yeah. Okay. 99 00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:47,181 Sure. 100 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:52,936 ♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪ 101 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,938 - ♪ Got your license to drive ♪ - ♪ You got your license ♪ 102 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,607 ♪ Got your license to drive me... ♪ 103 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:57,983 And pop, pop. 104 00:05:58,067 --> 00:06:00,110 Head slide. 105 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:01,653 - I'll slide tonight. Thank you. - Uh-huh. 106 00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:04,031 Whew! Still got it. 107 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:06,408 Looks like you're back on the "Sweet As I Wanna Be" tour. 108 00:06:06,492 --> 00:06:09,244 Oh, wow. No, this is humiliating. 109 00:06:09,328 --> 00:06:11,205 That song was gross when I was 18. 110 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:12,414 I sing it now, they're gonna 111 00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:14,416 make me keep a thousand feet from schools. 112 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:15,793 Then don't sing it. 113 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:17,002 That's easy for you to say. 114 00:06:17,086 --> 00:06:18,253 You're already in The Seven. 115 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:20,214 I-I don't want to make waves. 116 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:23,717 Trust me... make waves. 117 00:06:25,094 --> 00:06:28,263 Hey, Jay, um, could we run my segment now, actually? 118 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:29,723 'Cause I only have a few lines. 119 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:31,058 Of course. Yeah. 120 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:33,352 Where's the fire, Starlight? 121 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:36,313 What, are you on a break? 122 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,315 - Sir, happy birthday. I'm... - Supersonic, right? 123 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,398 Yeah, that's right. 124 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:40,609 - Great to meet you. - You, too. 125 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:41,944 Yeah. 126 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:44,113 You're a real, uh, contender on American Hero. 127 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:45,989 Keep it up. We could be teammates. 128 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,324 Oh, wow, I hope so, sir. 129 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,700 Of course, it doesn't hurt that the show's judge 130 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:51,703 used to get come-drunk on your chorizo picante. 131 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:56,291 Homelander, sir, we're loading 132 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:58,544 - the prompter with Starlight's revisions. - Sure. 133 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:00,087 - Revisions? - Yeah. 134 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:01,713 I had Bruce make a couple of tweaks, 135 00:07:01,797 --> 00:07:03,423 - gave you some more juicy stuff. - No. 136 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:05,175 After all, you are cocaptain. 137 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:06,718 Need you front and center. 138 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:08,971 - Roger, cue these up. - Yes, sir. 139 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,264 Thank you. 140 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:12,891 You know, 141 00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:14,309 I got to admit, 142 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:17,187 I was a little unsure about this. 143 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:18,564 But now, 144 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:21,567 honestly, I am just so excited about what's coming. 145 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:23,610 Partner. 146 00:07:23,694 --> 00:07:25,028 Ready for rehearsal. 147 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,579 All right, mate? 148 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:37,040 Bloody hell, Janine. You shot up. 149 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,126 You remember your Uncle Billy, don't you? 150 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:40,460 Here. 151 00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:42,212 I got this for you. 152 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:44,173 You and your dad can build it together. 153 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:47,551 523 pieces of family fun. 154 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,305 Okay, one, you don't just pop up here. 155 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:52,598 You call first. 156 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:55,017 And, two, eff Soldier Boy. 157 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:58,187 I don't give a mothereffin' doo-doo how he checked out. 158 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,063 Ah, bollocks. 159 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,648 He didn't die like no hero. 160 00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:03,942 I'll wager he went out on his knees, 161 00:08:04,026 --> 00:08:05,235 begging like a right cunt. 162 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:07,154 What the f... 163 00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:09,698 Sorry, love. 164 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:11,867 Look, 165 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:14,995 if there's a weapon out there that killed Soldier Boy, 166 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:16,622 then it can kill Homelander. 167 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:18,290 And that's got to be worth something. 168 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:21,210 Now, 169 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:22,711 we're working our way through his old team. 170 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:25,964 Frenchie and Kimiko are starting with the Crimson Countess, 171 00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:27,966 and I'm gonna hit up Gunpowder. 172 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,928 Sounds like you got everything covered. 173 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,639 This ain't just anyone. 174 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:36,058 It's Soldier Boy. 175 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:39,853 You could close the book on him once and for all. 176 00:08:39,937 --> 00:08:41,772 For your dad. Your family. 177 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,398 Fuck off with that shit. 178 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:51,823 My father died hunched over a desk, 179 00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:53,492 obsessing over a dead man, 180 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:56,620 while he was ignoring his two living children. 181 00:08:57,621 --> 00:08:59,957 And I almost did the same thing to her. 182 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:04,544 Thanks for coming by. 183 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:21,478 You're doing a bang-up job with her, mate. 184 00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:28,819 Butcher, hold on a second. 185 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:32,614 I might have one thing. 186 00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:28,754 ♪ Everyone's a hero at VoughtLand ♪ 187 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:30,213 ♪ Everyone's a hero... ♪ 188 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,924 Welcome to Brave Maeve's Inclusive Kingdom. 189 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:35,802 ♪ Everyone's a hero at VoughtLand ♪ 190 00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:37,637 ♪ Everyone's a hero... ♪ 191 00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:41,641 Don't forget to get your photo with Brave Maeve. 192 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:44,102 ♪ Everyone's a hero... ♪ 193 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:45,812 - You're the real hero. - Smile. 194 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,397 Cotton candy here. 195 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:50,275 Doughnut burgers. Get your hot doughnut burgers. 196 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:53,195 Que c'est... Hamburger with a doughnut for a bun? 197 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:57,574 Truly, there is no God here. 198 00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:01,244 ♪ Everyone's a hero at VoughtLand... ♪ 199 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:03,955 Homelander: Extreme Flight. 200 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:10,087 Can we go?? 201 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:12,756 Come on. You want to wait three hours 202 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,634 for a three-minute ride that is a monument to a monster? 203 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:19,805 - I always wanted to! - Since when? 204 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,933 Since Kenji and I were little. 205 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:26,853 Okay, first, work, then pleasure. 206 00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:28,480 Oui? 207 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:29,773 Okay. 208 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,608 Let's go. Come on. 209 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:35,821 ♪ Everyone's a hero at VoughtLand ♪ 210 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:38,156 ♪ Everyone's a hero at VoughtLand... ♪ 211 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,450 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 212 00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:42,869 ♪ Everyone's a hero at VoughtLand ♪ 213 00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:45,664 ♪ Everyone's a hero... ♪ 214 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:47,165 Mon cœur. 215 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,130 ♪ Everyone's a hero at VoughtLand... ♪ 216 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:57,342 "Soldier Boy: A Musical Journey" is about to begin. 217 00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:59,761 Get your tickets now. 218 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:12,858 Soldier Boy grew up 219 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:15,277 in the birthplace of American liberty. 220 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:18,321 Born poor on the mean streets of South Philadelphia, 221 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:21,450 he learned the values of hard work, tenacity and bravery. 222 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:24,828 He used those values to prove America's exceptionalism 223 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,788 to the world. 224 00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:29,833 Okay, boys, let's give these Krauts some hell. 225 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:32,961 He defended us 226 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,254 against the encroaching Red Menace. 227 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:35,797 Congress, 228 00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:38,508 I have a list right here of avowed Communists. 229 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:41,052 He helped guide America 230 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:43,972 into a brighter future, and along the way, 231 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:46,600 he found the love of a good woman, 232 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:49,561 which made his sacrifice all the more noble, 233 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:53,815 when he gave his life saving us from a nuclear holocaust. 234 00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:57,360 Please join us in saluting Soldier Boy. 235 00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:03,492 ♪ When the night ♪ 236 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:07,496 ♪ Was dark ♪ 237 00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:10,832 ♪ And the dawn ♪ 238 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:13,919 ♪ Was cold ♪ 239 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:19,716 ♪ From sea to shining sea ♪ 240 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:23,512 ♪ And mountains' majesty ♪ 241 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,597 ♪ He did it all ♪ 242 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,934 ♪ For the red, white and the bold ♪ 243 00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:36,107 ♪ 'Cause he's ♪ 244 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:38,652 ♪ America's son ♪ 245 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:44,735 ♪ A shining beacon of freedom ♪ 246 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:48,495 ♪ He's America's son ♪ 247 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:50,997 Next! 248 00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:59,965 You seem a little old for the Countess Tea Package. 249 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:02,050 We're young at heart. 250 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,014 Oh, sweetie. 251 00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:09,349 Can't you talk? 252 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,394 Would you like to hear something new? 253 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:14,646 Okay. 254 00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:23,488 ♪ Chimps don't cry ♪ 255 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,865 ♪ No, chimps ♪ 256 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:30,203 ♪ Don't cry... ♪ 257 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,500 You know that chimps are physically incapable of crying? 258 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,045 But that doesn't mean they're not crying on the inside. 259 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,466 ♪ In the heart of the jungle... ♪ 260 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,550 She's nice. 261 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,011 She's nuts! 262 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,554 No, she's not. 263 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,973 Let's get it over with! 264 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,099 Fine. 265 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,517 ♪ For a species to... ♪ 266 00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:53,935 Wh-what are you... 267 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,270 Wh-what are you... Ow! 268 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:56,896 Don't let her hands touch! 269 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,691 Ow! Let go of me, you bitch. 270 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,738 No fireball if your hands don't touch, oui? 271 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,740 You stay quiet and relax. 272 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:09,409 - She will hurt you. - What do you want? 273 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,995 We want to know about Soldier Boy. 274 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,205 What the fuck do you care about Soldier Boy? 275 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:16,541 We want the truth about Soldier Boy, 276 00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:19,502 not the merde you've been giving us in your appalling show. 277 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,005 How did he die? Who killed him? Talk. 278 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,007 The show is the truth, motherfucker. 279 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,884 - Three minutes with the Countess. - He died a hero. 280 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:26,967 - Enjoy. - Thank you. 281 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:32,390 - ♪ Just no turning back ♪ - Oh, my God. 282 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:34,434 ♪ You can't tell ♪ 283 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:38,938 ♪ They're hurting ♪ 284 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:42,692 ♪ 'Cause their eyes stay dry ♪ 285 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,032 ♪ Inside ♪ 286 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,577 ♪ They're suffering in solitude ♪ 287 00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:56,581 ♪ Chimps don't cry ♪ 288 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:02,045 ♪ No, chimps ♪ 289 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:07,092 ♪ Don't cry... ♪ 290 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,385 Allez. 291 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,345 We got to go. Come on. 292 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,430 ♪ They can't cry ♪ 293 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,031 Goddamn it. 294 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,750 Fuck! 295 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,129 God... 296 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,593 Hughie, my man. 297 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,096 You okay? 298 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:56,057 A-Alex? Uh... 299 00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:57,475 Uh, where's Annie? 300 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:58,768 She's actually onstage with Homelander. 301 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,645 It's a crazy fucking day, man. 302 00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:03,106 Yeah, yeah. Uh, so glad that you're-you're there with her. 303 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,692 Um, hey, why'd you, uh... why'd you pick up the phone? 304 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,736 Well, you called three times in the last three minutes. 305 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,362 - Is anything wrong? - No, no, everything's good. 306 00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:11,156 Everything's fine. Just tell her that I called, okay? 307 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,949 Uh... 308 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,875 It is such an honor to be with you all tonight, 309 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:26,588 celebrating my... my dear friend and mentor Homelander. 310 00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:29,466 Now, before we bring out Dame Judi Dench, 311 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,384 I would like to take a moment... 312 00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:34,095 Uh, hey, Jay. What's that? 313 00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:36,556 I'm supposed to be announcing the Starlight House. 314 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,975 You sing me "Happy Birthday." 315 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,894 Fun, right? 316 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,938 Go on. Go for it. 317 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,359 ♪ Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you ♪ 318 00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:49,861 - ♪ Happy birthday ♪ - Oh, hey, hey. 319 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,696 Hold on, hold on, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 320 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:54,866 Um, Starlight. 321 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,868 Listen, Starlight, I-I... 322 00:17:56,951 --> 00:18:00,205 ... hate to direct you, but, um, we're gonna need a little more 323 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:03,208 "JFK just got rimmed out by Marilyn" version. 324 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,001 It's got to fit with the routine. 325 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,295 A-actually, show her the routine. 326 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,465 You're gonna fucking love this. 327 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,057 - That's your backup. - Okay... 328 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,892 Okay, uh, hold on, everybody. 329 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,311 Okay, ladies, thank you. Just stand down, okay? 330 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:24,854 Real quick. 331 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:27,023 Can I talk to Roger? 332 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,025 - Uh, yeah, sure, abso... - Problem? 333 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,488 I have... 334 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,114 concerns. 335 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:36,324 - You do? - Mm-hmm. 336 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,701 Oh, okay, well, uh, what are they? 337 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,787 - It's demeaning. - It's demeaning 338 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,997 to sing your friend "Happy Birthday"? 339 00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:46,292 Are you gonna sing all sexy for me on my birthday? 340 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,753 Starlight, where... wh-what's with all this animosity? 341 00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:52,757 Hey, um, can we just have one minute, please? 342 00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:56,135 - Yes. Go. - Thank you. 343 00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:59,639 Hey, um... Okay. 344 00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,266 - For the record... - Mm-hmm. 345 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:03,643 I know you don't care whether I sing or not. 346 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,937 This is a juvenile attempt 347 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:09,858 to get me to look like a sex doll instead of a cocaptain. 348 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,027 I'm not doing it. 349 00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:14,445 I have an idea. 350 00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:16,197 Why don't you lighten the fuck up? 351 00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,408 Come on, you're gonna sing the shit out of this song. 352 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,618 - Ready? Let's hit it. - If Starlight 353 00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:23,288 doesn't want to sing, she doesn't sing. 354 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:26,165 Stan. What a surprise. 355 00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:30,420 Our testing shows that 76% of likely viewers 356 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,381 will make every effort to watch tonight for Starlight. 357 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:37,218 As for you, 53% might DVR. 358 00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:39,762 I think that that means that she can 359 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,973 call her own shots. Don't you? 360 00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,100 So how about I just walk, Stan? How would that rate? 361 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,978 After the PR hole you dug for yourself this past year, 362 00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:49,522 I'd say you're lucky we're putting on this farce at all. 363 00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:53,318 But hey, it's your party. You can cry if you want to. 364 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,088 - Damn, Annie. - Hmm. 365 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,049 What happened to you in New York? 366 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,842 I started making waves. 367 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,596 Thank you so much for coming in. 368 00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,431 Have you met my new development exec? 369 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,934 Hi. I'm also Ashley. 370 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,810 Uh-huh. 371 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,396 We are super curious to hear what you have for us today. 372 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,815 - Mm-hmm. So curious. - I've been thinking a lot 373 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,693 about all the ways that I can contribute around here. 374 00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,612 Maybe I can't run as fast as I used to, 375 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,156 but I've never just been the world's fastest man. 376 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,075 Like, there's a lot of layers to the A-Train 377 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,493 that people haven't seen yet. 378 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,244 Such as? 379 00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:48,706 Well, I'm also a-a strong, very proud Black man. 380 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,625 Right, Seth? 381 00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,671 Seth, come on, man. 382 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,255 Tell them. 383 00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:59,300 Right. Um... 384 00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:01,886 The Seven have been dipping in the African American demo. 385 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:04,305 Our numbers for Dawn of The Seven have been soft. 386 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:07,100 People of color don't tend to react well to Nazis. 387 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,477 - Facts. - We thought a rebranding of A-Train 388 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,646 maybe could change that. 389 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,691 If done tastefully. 390 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,110 - A rebranding. - So, listen, 391 00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:21,072 we start with a docuseries on Vought Soul. 392 00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:24,367 A-Train to Africa. 393 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,953 - Boom. - The art's, uh, 394 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,162 just a mock-up. 395 00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:29,664 It'll trace his family's journey 396 00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:33,001 from the plains of Africa all the way to Vought Tower. 397 00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:35,920 Yeah, like, I want to get back in touch with my roots. 398 00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:38,172 Like in Roots. 399 00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:40,758 And for the Gen Z's, 400 00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:43,886 a state-of-the-art interactive learning experience. 401 00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:55,231 Is that a video game about the slave trade? 402 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,276 It's some powerful stuff. 403 00:21:58,359 --> 00:21:59,902 It's really something. 404 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,696 I even had LJ redesign the suit. 405 00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:04,240 You know, for the culture. 406 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,284 - I want to introduce it tonight. - Oh, yeah, no, 407 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:10,246 let's have a beat on that and think about that. 408 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,165 - Okay. Wow. - Okay. 409 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,959 Thank you so much for that pitch. 410 00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:18,296 That was so well told. 411 00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:19,630 Mm-hmm. So well told. 412 00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:21,632 All right. Yeah. 413 00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:24,677 We're gonna discuss with the team 414 00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:26,304 and-and get back to you. 415 00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:28,639 Cool. Yeah. Thanks. 416 00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:29,932 See you tonight. 417 00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:35,688 I'm kind of surprised that they didn't buy it in the room. 418 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:37,106 She hated it. 419 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:38,858 What? No. 420 00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:40,401 Man, she said it was "well told." 421 00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:42,403 Yeah, that's code for she fucking hated it. 422 00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,864 Look, man, she didn't buy it because it's total bullshit. 423 00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:46,783 You couldn't care less about your African roots. 424 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,702 You know it, and she knows it, and frankly, Africa knows it. 425 00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:52,246 Yeah? 426 00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:53,956 You don't have a fucking dick. 427 00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:04,634 So, uh, where at Vought do you work? 428 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:08,387 Um, uh, the Tower, social media, up on 47th. 429 00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:10,014 Um, I'm sorry, you said you don't get 430 00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:11,766 many potential parents? 431 00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:14,143 Well, you know what kind of a home we are, right? 432 00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:16,145 Yeah, no, of course, it's a group home... 433 00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:20,566 ... for the s-super-abled. 434 00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:23,736 Mason, please get down from there. 435 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,780 Yeah, uh, so many tragic stories, 436 00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:27,865 but, uh, with the right attention, 437 00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:30,076 uh, they can bounce back so quickly. 438 00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:33,287 Yeah, they're little treasures. 439 00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:36,415 Geez. 440 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,794 Teddy Stillwell, we don't teleport. 441 00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:42,713 - Can I play with my toys? - Yeah. 442 00:23:42,797 --> 00:23:45,967 So, their-their parents, they're, uh... 443 00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:47,510 Well, uh, some of the kids, 444 00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:49,637 they discovered their gifts quite early, 445 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,222 before they were able to control them. 446 00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:53,891 But listen, I-I'm sure you'd be perfectly safe. 447 00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:56,978 Hey, can you... 448 00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:59,772 Can you, uh... can you show me the rest of the place? 449 00:23:59,856 --> 00:24:01,607 - Uh, what did you want to see? - Anything. 450 00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:03,734 - Whatever you got. - Oh. 451 00:24:03,818 --> 00:24:05,403 Sorry, what, uh... what is it, Teddy? 452 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,826 Hey, wait a minute. I know you. 453 00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:13,744 You're Starlight's boyfriend? 454 00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:16,455 - Uh... - And you work at the bureau. 455 00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:18,207 - Uh... No, no, I can... - This is highly irregular. 456 00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:20,084 Hey, hey, I-I can explain. 457 00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:22,670 Um, okay, the-the truth is... 458 00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:25,798 Starlight is-is the one that sent me here. 459 00:24:25,882 --> 00:24:28,426 I'm completely sterile. Doctor says my sperm are bad. 460 00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:30,303 Like, really, really bad, 461 00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:33,014 like a bunch of fat, dead tadpoles. 462 00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:37,018 But we-we want a kid, and, um, she wanted to keep it quiet, 463 00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:38,895 so she sent me here to cover for her. 464 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,396 I-I was never here, by the way. 465 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:44,066 We just want to keep it about love and not publicity. 466 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,359 You know? 467 00:24:48,196 --> 00:24:50,281 This is fantastic. With a superhuman mother, 468 00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:52,283 there is far less chance of parental fatality. 469 00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:54,493 Oh, yeah. That's great... 470 00:24:54,577 --> 00:24:55,703 That's great news. 471 00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:57,079 So, I have a few standouts 472 00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:58,748 that I think you'll be pretty thrilled with. 473 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:01,876 You mind if I, uh, just kind of flip around a bit? 474 00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:04,337 Oh. 475 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:06,797 Thank you. Thank you. Sorry. Move this over. 476 00:25:06,881 --> 00:25:08,216 Sorry. 477 00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:09,342 Is there anything in particular 478 00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:10,718 that you're looking for? 479 00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:12,428 Um, boy, girl? 480 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,722 No, you know, we don't really see gender that way. 481 00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:18,059 - Well, Samir is South Asian. - Mm-hmm. 482 00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:20,686 That is very hot right now. 483 00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:22,480 No, that sounds great. Wh... Uh, Samir... 484 00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:24,690 - Right here? Okay. - South Asian. 485 00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:43,042 Nadia, do you know why you're here today? 486 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:44,794 Did I do something wrong? 487 00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:47,797 Not at all. You've made so much progress. 488 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,715 That's why you're here. 489 00:25:49,799 --> 00:25:51,884 You're getting what you've always wanted. 490 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,972 You're-you're adopting me? 491 00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:58,849 No, I can't adopt you, sport, not technically. 492 00:25:58,933 --> 00:26:02,144 It's more complicated than you need to worry about. 493 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:05,356 But you are a very rare and exceptional girl, 494 00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:07,149 and you're coming with me. 495 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,859 I'm gonna take care of you now. 496 00:26:08,943 --> 00:26:10,236 Is that all right? 497 00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:12,947 "It has been a terrible, horrible, 498 00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:14,907 no good, very bad day. 499 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,078 My mom says some days are like that. 500 00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:21,580 Even in Australia." 501 00:26:21,664 --> 00:26:24,333 You want me to read it again? 502 00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:27,128 - Actually too old for that. - Oh, you smart-ass. 503 00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:29,922 Scoot. Let me talk to your mom. 504 00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:36,804 Bad days do happen. 505 00:26:36,887 --> 00:26:38,931 Maybe I need to read this to you. 506 00:26:39,015 --> 00:26:41,851 You have. About a million times before bed. 507 00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:48,482 - Anything in the news? - Still nothing. 508 00:26:50,484 --> 00:26:53,321 Good. 509 00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:02,663 Tony was a friend of yours. 510 00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:04,123 I understand why you'd be upset. 511 00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:06,500 Somebody at Vought dropped the ball. 512 00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:10,087 I can't have people showing up at my work calling me Nadia. 513 00:27:10,171 --> 00:27:11,839 A cleaning crew sterilized the site 514 00:27:11,922 --> 00:27:14,091 within 15 minutes of the incident. 515 00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:16,177 No witnesses have come forward. 516 00:27:16,260 --> 00:27:19,347 And if they do, we'll deal with them. 517 00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:21,349 The same way you dealt with Tony. 518 00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:24,060 Come on, sport. 519 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:26,854 Haven't I always taken care of you? 520 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,574 Welcome. Next. 521 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:40,409 Ah, ah. 522 00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:43,662 Oh. Sorry, mate. 523 00:27:43,746 --> 00:27:45,289 Here you go. 524 00:27:45,373 --> 00:27:47,708 Nice piece. Welcome. 525 00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:49,627 Next. 526 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:52,213 Come through. 527 00:27:52,296 --> 00:27:56,217 ♪ This country rocks, this country rolls ♪ 528 00:27:56,300 --> 00:28:00,471 ♪ No matter if you're young or if you're old ♪ 529 00:28:00,554 --> 00:28:03,933 ♪ You can stand up for the red, white and blue ♪ 530 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:07,603 ♪ And cheer for the freedoms that it gave to you... ♪ 531 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,814 And I'll tell you something, 532 00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:12,733 if "Dakota" Bob Singer gets elected president, 533 00:28:12,817 --> 00:28:15,361 well, you say hello to left-wing socialism. 534 00:28:15,444 --> 00:28:16,904 'Cause I'll tell you this right now, 535 00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:18,406 he is gonna follow the George Soros 536 00:28:18,489 --> 00:28:21,033 globalist playbook to a T. 537 00:28:21,117 --> 00:28:25,287 Step one, oppress the citizens and confiscate their firearms. 538 00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:27,206 Step two, 539 00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:29,667 have it all gleefully reported by the so-called news media. 540 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,752 - Fake news! - And step three, 541 00:28:31,836 --> 00:28:33,504 in every classroom around the country, 542 00:28:33,587 --> 00:28:35,089 they're gonna teach your kids to hate America, 543 00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:37,049 the Constitution and the Second Amendment. 544 00:28:37,133 --> 00:28:40,136 Good for us, the silent majority, 545 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:41,887 and the Vought Rifle Association, 546 00:28:41,971 --> 00:28:43,180 let me tell you something, 547 00:28:43,264 --> 00:28:45,141 we are armed and we're ready to fight back. 548 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:46,934 Thank you for coming, ladies and gentlemen. 549 00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:49,353 Don't forget, two-for-one on hollow-points on the way out. 550 00:28:49,437 --> 00:28:50,980 Use the promo code "Gunpowder." 551 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:53,774 God bless y'all. 552 00:29:00,114 --> 00:29:02,992 Excuse me, Mr. Powder. I'm your number one fan. 553 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:05,244 I've bought all your rifles. Every one of them. 554 00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:07,621 That Vought VR-15. Ooh. 555 00:29:07,705 --> 00:29:10,082 That is a hell of a gun. 556 00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:12,084 Smooth trigger pull. 557 00:29:12,168 --> 00:29:14,378 Smooth. 558 00:29:14,462 --> 00:29:18,924 I'd shake your hand, but, uh, well, you know. 559 00:29:19,008 --> 00:29:21,469 Well, I appreciate that. 560 00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:38,652 Yeah, I followed you since your Payback days. 561 00:29:38,736 --> 00:29:41,780 I mean, 14 years old, 562 00:29:41,864 --> 00:29:43,574 picked to be Soldier Boy's sidekick. 563 00:29:43,657 --> 00:29:45,576 He was a great man. 564 00:29:47,161 --> 00:29:48,704 Well, it's nice meeting you, buddy. 565 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,623 You must've been chuffed, eh? 566 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:52,249 Helping him on his missions, 567 00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:54,251 letting him watch you on the bog, 568 00:29:54,335 --> 00:29:55,920 stick his finger up your bum a bit, 569 00:29:56,003 --> 00:29:57,922 give him a sloppy little nosh. 570 00:29:58,005 --> 00:30:00,424 All in a day's work for a young ward, innit? 571 00:30:00,508 --> 00:30:02,009 Like I haven't heard that sidekick pedo shit 572 00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:03,511 a thousand times before. 573 00:30:03,594 --> 00:30:06,722 Why don't you do me a big favor, buddy, and fuck off. 574 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,516 You're right. I'm sorry. 575 00:30:08,599 --> 00:30:11,018 That's a filthy, unsubstantiated rumor. 576 00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:12,686 Goddamn right it is. 577 00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:15,022 Till now. 578 00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:17,191 This is a complaint you filed to Vought, 579 00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:19,360 begging to be taken off Payback 580 00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:23,531 on account of, and I quote, "Soldier Boy's habitual abuse." 581 00:30:23,614 --> 00:30:27,284 Of course they buried it, Vought being the cunts they are. 582 00:30:27,368 --> 00:30:28,702 That right there is a fake. 583 00:30:28,786 --> 00:30:30,871 - Course it is. - I'm sorry, who are you? 584 00:30:30,955 --> 00:30:34,375 I told you. Biggest fan. 585 00:30:34,458 --> 00:30:36,752 And I want to help you. 586 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,837 Keep shtum. 587 00:30:38,921 --> 00:30:42,383 Be a crying shame if your red-meat faithful out there 588 00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:45,261 found out you were Soldier Boy's underage nob-gobbler. 589 00:30:46,679 --> 00:30:49,598 Now, all I want to know 590 00:30:49,682 --> 00:30:53,477 is what happened to him, and you're gonna tell me. 591 00:30:53,561 --> 00:30:55,563 Or maybe I put a bullet in your head. 592 00:30:59,108 --> 00:31:00,776 You do that, 593 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:03,279 and it'll be all over the Interweb within an hour. 594 00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:05,489 See, buddy, I don't give a shit. 595 00:31:05,573 --> 00:31:06,949 'Cause that never happened. 596 00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:10,619 Soldier Boy never touched me like that. 597 00:32:03,464 --> 00:32:04,673 Fuck. 598 00:33:36,765 --> 00:33:39,643 Oh, my God! Don't jump! 599 00:33:41,854 --> 00:33:43,689 Hi, Chelsea. 600 00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:46,108 It's your lucky day. 601 00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:47,609 Well, considering. 602 00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:49,945 You're-you're my annual birthday save. 603 00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:52,948 - Don't come any closer. - Life is a precious gift. 604 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,617 To throw yours away would be a real slap in the Lord's face, 605 00:33:55,701 --> 00:33:57,119 don't you think? 606 00:33:57,202 --> 00:34:00,080 You don't want to go to hell for all eternity, do you? 607 00:34:01,123 --> 00:34:03,834 I'm Jewish. I... 608 00:34:05,127 --> 00:34:06,545 All right, well, regardless, 609 00:34:06,628 --> 00:34:08,464 just step back from the ledge, please? 610 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:09,965 Okay, that's good. 611 00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:11,383 Just don't be afraid of the zoom. 612 00:34:11,467 --> 00:34:13,385 You're not Roger Deakins. 613 00:34:13,469 --> 00:34:15,137 Mike, frame up. He could be flying down any second. 614 00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:17,181 Yep. You got it. 615 00:34:18,766 --> 00:34:21,435 Oh, fuck. 616 00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:23,187 Come on, look. I'm here now. 617 00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:25,606 If you jump, I'm just gonna fly down and save you anyway. 618 00:34:25,689 --> 00:34:27,941 It's all futile and... 619 00:34:39,703 --> 00:34:41,246 Sh-She wouldn't... 620 00:34:41,330 --> 00:34:44,708 It's my... It's my birthday. 621 00:34:44,792 --> 00:34:46,418 She... 622 00:34:51,173 --> 00:34:52,382 She... 623 00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:12,194 You probably don't know this because, you know, Jew, 624 00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:15,531 but Jesus wasn't born on the 25th of December. 625 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:18,575 That was piggybacked off a pagan festival, and guess what. 626 00:35:18,659 --> 00:35:21,703 Today is not my birthday, either. 627 00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:23,330 Nope. 628 00:35:23,413 --> 00:35:27,376 Don't know when it is, but sure as hell ain't today. 629 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:32,005 This was just chosen for me by a marketing department. 630 00:35:32,089 --> 00:35:34,758 I mean, I can't even have a birthday at all. 631 00:35:34,842 --> 00:35:37,177 I wasn't born. 632 00:35:37,261 --> 00:35:39,596 I was just poured out of a fucking test tube. 633 00:35:41,598 --> 00:35:43,225 Immaculate conception. 634 00:35:44,726 --> 00:35:47,646 I know exactly how he must have felt. 635 00:35:47,729 --> 00:35:49,940 Jesus. 636 00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:51,859 You give and you give... 637 00:35:51,942 --> 00:35:56,238 You give your whole fucking life, 638 00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:57,906 and what happens? 639 00:35:57,990 --> 00:36:00,158 People just tear you down. 640 00:36:01,243 --> 00:36:03,495 Why do people destroy their gods? 641 00:36:03,579 --> 00:36:05,998 H-How is it fair that you get saved, 642 00:36:06,081 --> 00:36:10,669 while a beautiful, perfect god gets killed? 643 00:36:17,759 --> 00:36:19,761 You know what, Chelsea? 644 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,932 I think you should jump. 645 00:36:24,016 --> 00:36:26,184 I-I don't think I want to. 646 00:36:26,268 --> 00:36:27,895 You don't want to? 647 00:36:27,978 --> 00:36:30,397 Why don't you show a little follow-through, Chelsea? 648 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,317 - Jump. - Please, I... I just want to get down. 649 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,528 I'm not suggesting anymore. 650 00:36:36,612 --> 00:36:37,738 Jump. 651 00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:39,907 No. No, please. 652 00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:41,992 Oh, God, oh, God. 653 00:36:42,075 --> 00:36:44,161 No, no, no. 654 00:36:44,244 --> 00:36:45,913 No God. 655 00:36:47,456 --> 00:36:52,085 The only man in the sky is me. 656 00:36:52,169 --> 00:36:54,463 How the fuck did she bite off her own tongue? 657 00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:56,089 Stormfront Million Dollar Babied herself. 658 00:36:56,173 --> 00:36:57,466 - That's horrible. - Oh, so... 659 00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:23,241 Daddy? It smells smoky. 660 00:37:26,453 --> 00:37:28,622 It's okay, baby, I got it. 661 00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:38,966 Fucking piece of shit. 662 00:37:39,049 --> 00:37:40,467 Shut the fuck up! 663 00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:52,312 I'm sorry. 664 00:37:52,396 --> 00:37:55,315 Baby, I'm sorry. 665 00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:12,666 I'm sorry. 666 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,680 - Hey. - Hey. 667 00:38:28,181 --> 00:38:31,435 - Hughie. - Hi. 668 00:38:31,518 --> 00:38:33,937 - Hey, where you been? - Uh... 669 00:38:34,021 --> 00:38:35,480 You know, just, um, 670 00:38:35,564 --> 00:38:37,649 - working from home. - Oh, my God, your hand. 671 00:38:38,734 --> 00:38:41,403 Yeah. Yeah, no, that's... It's nothing. 672 00:38:41,486 --> 00:38:43,405 - I'm fine. - So, who's Nadia? 673 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:45,157 Nadia? 674 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,993 Yeah, Scotty said some guy came in yesterday, asking for Nadia. 675 00:38:48,076 --> 00:38:50,412 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, there was, there was a guy, 676 00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:52,998 um, and he... he was looking at your picture, 677 00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:55,625 he said your name was Nadia, said he knew you... 678 00:38:55,709 --> 00:38:57,002 from, like, way back when. 679 00:38:57,085 --> 00:38:58,295 You weren't gonna tell me? 680 00:38:58,378 --> 00:38:59,671 Uh, no, I mean, it was just some guy 681 00:38:59,755 --> 00:39:01,131 off his meds, seemed like, yeah. 682 00:39:01,214 --> 00:39:06,053 I'm sorry, I-I mean, you're missing work, your hand. 683 00:39:06,136 --> 00:39:07,971 - Lot going on. - Hmm. 684 00:39:08,055 --> 00:39:10,182 Is there something I should know? 685 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:14,978 He was with me. I'm sorry for stealing him 686 00:39:15,062 --> 00:39:16,855 away from you, but... 687 00:39:16,938 --> 00:39:20,067 we had some things that we needed to discuss. 688 00:39:20,150 --> 00:39:22,652 Very loudly, actually. 689 00:39:22,736 --> 00:39:24,154 We made quite the scene at Panera. 690 00:39:24,237 --> 00:39:27,032 - Oh. - I mean, it's a miracle nobody recognized me. 691 00:39:27,115 --> 00:39:29,826 Yeah, sorry, I was, I was trying to preserve just a tiny, 692 00:39:29,910 --> 00:39:34,122 little shred of my dignity, but, uh, we had a fight. 693 00:39:34,206 --> 00:39:35,832 We didn't leave things in the greatest place, 694 00:39:35,916 --> 00:39:38,126 - so I thought I would come by and... - Check up on me? 695 00:39:38,210 --> 00:39:40,378 - Well, I was worried about you. - Yeah, well, you know I can 696 00:39:40,462 --> 00:39:41,963 handle some things by myself, right? 697 00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:44,758 - Okay, I'm just trying to help. - I don't always need your help. 698 00:39:44,841 --> 00:39:46,941 - I mean, you don't have to treat me like I'm a kid. - Here I was thinking that I was 699 00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:48,261 - treating you like my boyfriend. - Well, you... 700 00:39:48,345 --> 00:39:49,596 You know, this is actually none of my business, 701 00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:51,014 so I'm just, I'm gonna go. 702 00:39:51,098 --> 00:39:52,974 Good-good luck with all of that. 703 00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:55,727 - Oh, and Hughie? - Yeah. 704 00:39:55,811 --> 00:39:57,437 Cut her some slack. 705 00:39:57,521 --> 00:40:00,357 You shouldn't be afraid of a powerful woman. 706 00:40:05,987 --> 00:40:08,156 Oh... 707 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,866 my God. 708 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:13,703 Uh, thanks for the save, by the way. 709 00:40:16,123 --> 00:40:17,791 What are you doing here? 710 00:40:17,874 --> 00:40:19,543 What am I doing here? 711 00:40:19,626 --> 00:40:22,337 Well, uh, Alex said that you were acting weird, 712 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:24,798 and I've been calling you literally every five minutes. 713 00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:26,758 - So... - Right. 714 00:40:26,842 --> 00:40:28,927 Shit. Sorry, I left my phone off at Red River. 715 00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:31,388 I thought we were gonna handle that together. 716 00:40:31,471 --> 00:40:33,014 I know. 717 00:40:34,266 --> 00:40:35,433 I'm sorry. 718 00:40:37,686 --> 00:40:39,896 - And you're bleeding. - I know, because I can't open a fucking jar, 719 00:40:39,980 --> 00:40:42,524 - because I can't do anything fucking right. - Hughie. 720 00:40:44,568 --> 00:40:45,694 What's going on? 721 00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:48,613 Vicky was my friend. 722 00:40:48,697 --> 00:40:50,073 I know her daughter. 723 00:40:50,157 --> 00:40:54,077 She-she-she surprised me in the office on my birthday. 724 00:40:54,161 --> 00:40:55,495 We used to roll through that office 725 00:40:55,579 --> 00:40:57,497 like we were the fucking Untouchables. 726 00:40:57,581 --> 00:41:01,209 I thought things were finally, finally going my way. 727 00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:05,338 God, what a goddam joke I am. 728 00:41:05,422 --> 00:41:08,633 Hey, that's not true, Hughie. 729 00:41:16,433 --> 00:41:18,185 Oh, um... 730 00:41:18,268 --> 00:41:21,062 I may have signed us up to adopt a child. 731 00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:35,285 Hey, look at that. 732 00:41:35,368 --> 00:41:38,163 - There you go. - Seven Tower. 733 00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:39,414 - Amazing. - Bye, Dad. 734 00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:40,497 I love you, baby. 735 00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:42,459 - I love you, too. - Mm. 736 00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:44,377 All right. 737 00:41:44,461 --> 00:41:45,587 Is Monique here? 738 00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:48,340 Uh, Monique, Marvin's here. 739 00:41:48,423 --> 00:41:50,425 Hey, you gonna stay for Homelander's birthday special? 740 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:53,094 I got some brats on the grill. 741 00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:55,472 Think I'll pass, but thanks. 742 00:41:56,473 --> 00:41:58,850 Oh. 743 00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:07,859 You know I've been trying, Monique. 744 00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:11,947 Been trying to stay away from all of it. 745 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:13,949 The Supes. 746 00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:15,951 Butcher. 747 00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:17,452 For Janine. 748 00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:21,915 - And for you. - I know. 749 00:42:21,998 --> 00:42:24,125 But this... 750 00:42:24,209 --> 00:42:27,295 this Soldier Boy thing came up, 751 00:42:27,379 --> 00:42:30,465 and you know the baggage there, I... 752 00:42:32,259 --> 00:42:34,594 I tried upping my meds, just... 753 00:42:36,263 --> 00:42:37,889 You're having bad thoughts again. 754 00:42:37,973 --> 00:42:41,017 And the tics and the compulsions. 755 00:42:41,101 --> 00:42:43,520 Monique, I lost my shit in front of Janine. 756 00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:47,232 It's like, Soldier Boy, he's like this... 757 00:42:47,315 --> 00:42:50,944 this steel sliver inside of my brain, after he... 758 00:42:52,946 --> 00:42:55,156 I don't know what to do. 759 00:43:01,371 --> 00:43:03,373 You need to go back to Butcher. 760 00:43:05,375 --> 00:43:06,459 That's what. 761 00:43:08,378 --> 00:43:11,006 I never wanted to try to turn you into something you're not. 762 00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:13,758 I-I hate that you're making yourself sick over it. 763 00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:20,974 Maybe I can't be with you anymore, Marvin, 764 00:43:21,057 --> 00:43:23,059 and I am so sorry for that. 765 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:30,025 But you should go do what you have to do. 766 00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:32,402 Face this shit down. 767 00:43:35,989 --> 00:43:39,159 Please don't tell Janine about this. 768 00:43:39,242 --> 00:43:42,662 About any of it. My pops, none of it. 769 00:43:42,746 --> 00:43:44,956 I just want to leave her out of it. 770 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:49,252 Janine will be right here, waiting. 771 00:43:49,336 --> 00:43:53,298 Just... stay safe for her. 772 00:43:56,843 --> 00:43:58,928 Stormfront was right! 773 00:43:59,012 --> 00:44:02,432 Stormfront was right! Stormfront was right! 774 00:44:02,515 --> 00:44:04,934 The Stormchasers marched in Portland today, 775 00:44:05,018 --> 00:44:06,978 mourning their fallen idol Stormfront... 776 00:44:07,062 --> 00:44:09,356 ... when violence broke out between... 777 00:44:09,439 --> 00:44:11,316 Mon cœur. Look. 778 00:44:11,399 --> 00:44:13,610 Look at this. 779 00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:18,740 Six Flags in Queensbury. We go tomorrow, 780 00:44:18,823 --> 00:44:22,160 we ride the Greezed Lightnin' and, uh, Steamin' Demon 781 00:44:22,243 --> 00:44:25,288 until we vomit the doughnut hamburgers, huh? 782 00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:31,669 It was never about the roller coaster. 783 00:44:34,756 --> 00:44:36,174 I know. 784 00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:41,930 Kenji and I didn't have a childhood. 785 00:44:47,602 --> 00:44:50,438 I just did the same thing to that little girl 786 00:44:50,522 --> 00:44:53,024 - and her brother. - Little girl. 787 00:44:54,275 --> 00:44:57,695 - No... - How can they ever be children again? 788 00:44:57,779 --> 00:45:00,240 Mon cœur, no. 789 00:45:01,408 --> 00:45:05,537 That wasn't your fault. 790 00:45:07,664 --> 00:45:13,664 I'll never be a normal girl who likes roller coasters. 791 00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:19,175 I'm broken and can never be fixed. 792 00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:26,099 Because of this poison, this curse in my veins. 793 00:45:59,632 --> 00:46:01,843 Hi, buddy. I'm sorry I'm running late. 794 00:46:03,344 --> 00:46:06,556 I thought I'd have time to sneak in a haircut. 795 00:46:06,639 --> 00:46:08,516 It always takes longer than I think it will. 796 00:46:09,559 --> 00:46:11,728 There's some Double Stufs in the pantry, 797 00:46:11,811 --> 00:46:14,647 but only two, mister. 798 00:46:14,731 --> 00:46:16,900 More than two, and I will know. 799 00:46:16,983 --> 00:46:20,153 Okay. I'm hanging up now. 800 00:46:20,236 --> 00:46:22,489 Just wanted to tell you that I love you and I'll see you soon. 801 00:46:22,572 --> 00:46:25,825 So, I love you, and I'll see you soon. 802 00:46:46,596 --> 00:46:48,014 Butcher? 803 00:46:49,307 --> 00:46:50,642 You all right, mate? 804 00:46:50,725 --> 00:46:52,310 Hey, um... 805 00:46:52,393 --> 00:46:54,312 Frenchie told me about Crimson Countess. 806 00:46:54,395 --> 00:46:55,730 What the hell happened? 807 00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:58,816 We was chasing down something, but... 808 00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:00,860 I-I'm gonna knock it on the head. 809 00:47:02,028 --> 00:47:03,738 Y-You was right the other day. 810 00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:08,535 Things are good. 811 00:47:08,618 --> 00:47:10,912 Ryan's good. 812 00:47:10,995 --> 00:47:13,248 I should leave it well enough alone, 813 00:47:13,331 --> 00:47:15,333 before I go and fuck it all up. 814 00:47:18,378 --> 00:47:20,421 You there? 815 00:47:23,883 --> 00:47:25,677 Neuman's a Supe. 816 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,178 She's the head popper. 817 00:47:30,098 --> 00:47:33,142 - Yeah, what? - Yeah, she's pretty much Stan Edgar's daughter, too. 818 00:47:33,226 --> 00:47:35,311 Past year of my life has been a waste. 819 00:47:35,395 --> 00:47:37,605 I thought we could fight Vought the right way, but we can't. 820 00:47:37,689 --> 00:47:38,815 It's all rigged. 821 00:47:38,898 --> 00:47:41,234 If we're gonna take them down, 822 00:47:41,317 --> 00:47:43,820 we have to do whatever it takes. 823 00:47:43,903 --> 00:47:45,530 We have to do it your way. 824 00:47:48,825 --> 00:47:50,618 Butcher, you there? 825 00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:30,033 You got to be fucking kidding me. 826 00:48:30,116 --> 00:48:32,285 Get your ass off of my car. 827 00:48:33,369 --> 00:48:35,496 Why you protecting Soldier Boy? 828 00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:38,374 If he'd have slipped me a length, I wouldn't hesitate. 829 00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:40,293 I'd throw him to the fucking dogs. 830 00:48:52,138 --> 00:48:54,515 Oh, shit. 831 00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:50,947 Okay, okay. 832 00:49:53,199 --> 00:49:55,034 Please. 833 00:49:55,118 --> 00:49:57,161 Soldier Boy used to slap me around a little bit, all right? 834 00:49:57,245 --> 00:49:59,455 It was just hazing that went too far, all right? 835 00:49:59,539 --> 00:50:01,457 - That's it. - What fucking happened to him? 836 00:50:01,541 --> 00:50:04,502 He didn't die in an accident, all right? 837 00:50:04,585 --> 00:50:07,755 The whole nuclear meltdown thing, it was just bullshit. 838 00:50:07,839 --> 00:50:10,007 I fucking know that. What killed him? 839 00:50:10,091 --> 00:50:11,843 I don't know. 840 00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:14,554 I-I don't know! I don't fucking know! 841 00:50:14,637 --> 00:50:17,640 All right? We were in Nicaragua, 842 00:50:17,724 --> 00:50:20,143 in fucking '84, but I didn't see it happen. 843 00:50:20,226 --> 00:50:22,895 - Well, you must have seen something. - I didn't see shit. 844 00:50:22,979 --> 00:50:25,022 Fuck, I was just a kid. 845 00:50:25,106 --> 00:50:28,401 Ask the others. Ask the fucking CIA. 846 00:50:28,484 --> 00:50:30,194 - CIA? - Yeah. 847 00:50:30,278 --> 00:50:34,407 Yeah. We were working with the CIA. 848 00:50:34,490 --> 00:50:36,159 Who was the case officer? 849 00:50:37,243 --> 00:50:38,911 Grace. 850 00:50:38,995 --> 00:50:40,997 Grace... Grace Mallory. 851 00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:43,374 All right? Fuck. 852 00:50:48,463 --> 00:50:50,089 Look, please. 853 00:50:50,173 --> 00:50:51,716 Please, look... 854 00:50:51,799 --> 00:50:53,885 Look, I told you everything I know. 855 00:50:53,968 --> 00:50:56,179 All right? Please, just-just... 856 00:50:56,262 --> 00:50:58,890 I know you did. 857 00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:01,726 But it don't change what you are. 858 00:51:48,481 --> 00:51:50,483 ♪ Your road's getting wetter ♪ 859 00:51:50,566 --> 00:51:52,151 ♪ You're so fine ♪ 860 00:51:52,235 --> 00:51:54,612 ♪ When you're cruising in your Jetta ♪ 861 00:51:54,695 --> 00:51:56,739 ♪ Cruising in your Jetta for me ♪ 862 00:51:56,823 --> 00:51:59,617 ♪ Cruise in your Jetta for me, baby, baby, baby ♪ 863 00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:02,537 - ♪ Got your license to drive ♪ - ♪ Oh, finally ♪ 864 00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:05,706 ♪ Got your license to drive me crazy ♪ 865 00:52:05,790 --> 00:52:09,043 ♪ Come on, pretty baby, make me feel so alive ♪ 866 00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:13,589 - ♪ Got your license to drive ♪ - ♪ License to drive ♪ 867 00:52:13,673 --> 00:52:15,132 ♪ Now that you're 16 ♪ 868 00:52:15,216 --> 00:52:17,134 ♪ Me crazy ♪ 869 00:52:29,689 --> 00:52:31,023 Yeah. 870 00:52:31,107 --> 00:52:33,401 - What the fuck is he wearing? - Yeah! 871 00:52:33,484 --> 00:52:35,862 What the fuck is he wearing? 872 00:52:35,945 --> 00:52:38,823 Yeah, all right. Let's hear it for Supersonic, everybody. 873 00:52:38,906 --> 00:52:40,157 Get me fucking wardrobe. 874 00:52:40,241 --> 00:52:43,578 Get me fucking wardrobe so I can fucking choke them out! 875 00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:47,331 All right, so now, I would like to bring out our cocaptains. 876 00:52:47,415 --> 00:52:49,208 So let's give it up for Starlight 877 00:52:49,292 --> 00:52:53,004 and the man of the hour himself, Homelander! 878 00:52:57,466 --> 00:52:59,510 - Happy birthday, Homelander. - Hey, thank you. 879 00:52:59,594 --> 00:53:03,180 - Yeah. - I can see your girdle, you disgusting fat fuck. 880 00:53:03,264 --> 00:53:05,892 Get off the fucking stage. 881 00:53:12,023 --> 00:53:15,151 Wow, I'm so honored to be with you guys tonight 882 00:53:15,234 --> 00:53:20,364 to celebrate my dear friend and mentor Homelander. 883 00:53:20,448 --> 00:53:23,576 I'm here to do more than wish you a happy birthday, though. 884 00:53:23,659 --> 00:53:26,078 I'm thrilled to be announcing 885 00:53:26,162 --> 00:53:29,832 a project that is near and dear to my heart. 886 00:53:29,916 --> 00:53:32,543 The Starlight House is a nonprofit foundation 887 00:53:32,627 --> 00:53:36,172 dedicated to helping homeless and at-risk youth. 888 00:53:36,255 --> 00:53:38,758 Hey, Homelander! Your Nazi died! 889 00:53:39,842 --> 00:53:41,677 Did he just say his Nazi died? 890 00:53:41,761 --> 00:53:42,845 Let's go. 891 00:53:50,144 --> 00:53:52,480 Homelander... 892 00:53:54,482 --> 00:53:55,816 He's just, he's a human. 893 00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:57,568 He's just like the rest of us. 894 00:53:57,652 --> 00:54:00,821 And we all make mistakes, right? 895 00:54:00,905 --> 00:54:04,742 But we all deserve second chances. 896 00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:09,080 In that spirit, Homelander has agreed 897 00:54:09,163 --> 00:54:13,584 to donate $10 million... 898 00:54:13,668 --> 00:54:16,671 - to the Starlight House, which is, I mean... - No. 899 00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:18,214 - Give... Come on. Give it up. - No. 900 00:54:18,297 --> 00:54:19,999 - Give it up for this guy. - No. No. 901 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,240 No. 902 00:54:23,636 --> 00:54:26,222 Starlight lied to you just now. She did. 903 00:54:26,305 --> 00:54:27,890 I don't make mistakes. 904 00:54:27,974 --> 00:54:30,393 I'm not "just like the rest of you." 905 00:54:30,476 --> 00:54:33,270 I'm stronger. I'm smarter. 906 00:54:33,354 --> 00:54:36,482 I'm better. I am better. 907 00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:38,776 I'm not some weak-kneed fucking crybaby 908 00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:41,237 that goes around fucking apologizing all the time. 909 00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,239 And why the fuck would you want me to be? 910 00:54:43,322 --> 00:54:45,992 Go to fucking commercial, Roger. Go to fucking commercial. 911 00:54:46,075 --> 00:54:48,327 Don't you dare stop rolling, Roger! 912 00:54:50,371 --> 00:54:52,748 All my life, people have tried to control me. 913 00:54:52,832 --> 00:54:54,500 My whole life. 914 00:54:54,583 --> 00:54:56,919 Rich people, powerful people 915 00:54:57,003 --> 00:54:59,255 have tried to muzzle me, cancel me, 916 00:54:59,338 --> 00:55:03,300 keep me impotent and obedient, like I'm a fucking puppet. 917 00:55:03,384 --> 00:55:04,885 You know what? It worked. 918 00:55:04,969 --> 00:55:07,179 Because I allowed it to work. 919 00:55:07,263 --> 00:55:09,849 And guess what. If they can control me, 920 00:55:09,932 --> 00:55:11,934 then you can bet your ass they can control you. 921 00:55:12,018 --> 00:55:14,228 They already do. You just don't realize it. 922 00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:17,690 I'm done. 923 00:55:17,773 --> 00:55:19,734 I am done apologizing. 924 00:55:19,817 --> 00:55:22,653 I am done being persecuted for my strength. 925 00:55:22,737 --> 00:55:25,740 You people should be thanking Christ 926 00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:29,702 that I am who and what I am, because you need me. 927 00:55:29,785 --> 00:55:32,163 You need me to save you. 928 00:55:32,246 --> 00:55:34,248 You do. 929 00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:40,546 I am the only one who possibly can. 930 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:44,675 You're not the real heroes. 931 00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:48,679 I'm the real hero. 932 00:55:53,225 --> 00:55:55,227 I'm the real hero. 933 00:55:59,565 --> 00:56:01,984 ♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪ 934 00:56:02,068 --> 00:56:04,278 - ♪ Got your license to drive ♪ - ♪ You got your license ♪ 935 00:56:04,361 --> 00:56:06,322 ♪ Got your license to drive me ♪ 936 00:56:06,405 --> 00:56:10,701 ♪ Oh, yeah, crazy ♪ 937 00:56:18,084 --> 00:56:20,169 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 938 00:56:20,252 --> 00:56:21,962 - ♪ Come over here, baby ♪ - ♪ Let's go ♪ 939 00:56:22,046 --> 00:56:24,215 ♪ Got your hands spread wide ♪ 940 00:56:24,298 --> 00:56:26,634 - ♪ At ten and two ♪ - ♪ Ten and two ♪ 941 00:56:26,717 --> 00:56:29,553 ♪ I'm gonna take you to driving school ♪ 942 00:56:29,637 --> 00:56:31,472 ♪ I'm hugging those curves ♪ 943 00:56:31,555 --> 00:56:33,432 ♪ Got your hands on my wheel ♪ 944 00:56:33,516 --> 00:56:35,851 - ♪ When you grab that stick ♪ - ♪ Grab that stick ♪ 945 00:56:35,935 --> 00:56:37,728 ♪ Gonna make your tires squeal ♪ 946 00:56:37,812 --> 00:56:40,940 ♪ Dangerous curves, she's my sweet 16 ♪ 947 00:56:41,023 --> 00:56:45,361 ♪ Make my engine purr, you're my teenage queen, oh ♪ 948 00:56:45,444 --> 00:56:49,532 ♪ Baby, baby, baby, got your license to drive ♪ 949 00:56:49,615 --> 00:56:52,827 ♪ Got your license to drive me crazy ♪ 950 00:56:52,910 --> 00:56:55,830 ♪ Come on, pretty baby, make me feel so alive ♪ 951 00:56:55,913 --> 00:56:59,458 - ♪ Feel so alive ♪ - ♪ Got your license to drive ♪ 952 00:56:59,542 --> 00:57:02,711 - ♪ Got your license to drive ♪ - ♪ Now that you're 16 ♪ 953 00:57:02,795 --> 00:57:04,672 ♪ Me crazy ♪ 954 00:57:06,006 --> 00:57:07,174 ♪ Yeah, baby ♪ 955 00:57:07,258 --> 00:57:10,511 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 956 00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:13,222 - ♪ I've got you ♪ - ♪ Got those tight jeans on ♪ 957 00:57:13,305 --> 00:57:15,516 ♪ You're on a mission ♪ 958 00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:19,228 ♪ The seat goes back, put my key in your ignition ♪ 959 00:57:19,311 --> 00:57:23,149 ♪ Slip on over to the passenger side ♪ 960 00:57:23,232 --> 00:57:26,819 ♪ Now, baby, baby, got to show me your ride ♪ 961 00:57:26,902 --> 00:57:30,072 ♪ Dangerous curves, she's my sweet 16 ♪ 962 00:57:30,156 --> 00:57:34,201 ♪ Make my engine purr, you're my teenage queen, oh ♪ 963 00:57:34,285 --> 00:57:37,204 ♪ Baby, baby, baby, got your license to drive ♪ 964 00:57:37,288 --> 00:57:39,123 ♪ You've got your license ♪ 965 00:57:39,206 --> 00:57:41,792 ♪ Got your license to drive me crazy ♪ 966 00:57:41,876 --> 00:57:45,963 ♪ Come on, pretty baby, make me feel so alive ♪ 967 00:57:46,046 --> 00:57:49,717 - ♪ Got your license to drive ♪ - ♪ Got your license to drive ♪ 968 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:53,220 ♪ Show me your license and drive me crazy ♪ 969 00:57:53,304 --> 00:57:56,390 ♪ Baby, baby, baby, got your license to drive ♪ 970 00:57:56,473 --> 00:57:58,058 ♪ Oh, finally ♪ 971 00:57:58,142 --> 00:58:00,644 ♪ Got your license to drive me crazy ♪ 972 00:58:00,728 --> 00:58:04,607 ♪ Come on, pretty baby, make me feel so alive ♪ 973 00:58:04,690 --> 00:58:08,360 - ♪ Got your license to drive ♪ - ♪ Got your license to drive ♪ 974 00:58:08,444 --> 00:58:10,279 ♪ Now that you're 16 ♪ 975 00:58:10,362 --> 00:58:12,156 ♪ Me crazy ♪ 976 00:58:12,157 --> 00:58:17,157 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com -