1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 2 00:00:20,021 --> 00:00:21,221 With great power 3 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:22,600 comes the absolute certainty 4 00:00:22,674 --> 00:00:24,233 that you'll turn into a right cunt. 5 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:25,317 We got everything under control. 6 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:29,050 An explosion rocked Midtown Manhattan. 7 00:00:29,051 --> 00:00:30,051 Soldier Boy. 8 00:00:30,114 --> 00:00:32,074 And what you gonna do when you find him? 9 00:00:32,158 --> 00:00:34,118 You need us. 10 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:37,580 You shot up an untested drug from Vought. 11 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:39,081 Nina. 12 00:00:39,165 --> 00:00:40,875 Our classified lab destroyed... 13 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:41,917 My powers are gone! 14 00:00:42,001 --> 00:00:43,377 ... three of my contacts disappeared, 15 00:00:43,761 --> 00:00:46,130 so you're the one who pays the debt. 16 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:47,506 Black lives matter! 17 00:00:47,590 --> 00:00:49,341 Supe lives matter, fucking ingrates! 18 00:00:49,425 --> 00:00:50,676 Stop! 19 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,178 Nathan will never walk away. 20 00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:54,430 - What the fuck? - Crimson Countess. 21 00:00:54,513 --> 00:00:56,265 Your lover boy's on his way here. 22 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:58,267 How much did the Russians pay you? 23 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:00,394 - They didn't. - I loved you. 24 00:01:00,478 --> 00:01:02,938 I hated you. We all did. 25 00:01:04,648 --> 00:01:06,692 You're teaming up with a murderer. 26 00:01:06,776 --> 00:01:08,402 Please don't go. 27 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:16,627 Past few days have got me feeling a little, um... 28 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:18,921 well, philosophical. 29 00:01:19,004 --> 00:01:22,800 Uh, these Supervillain attacks, they've affected everyone. 30 00:01:22,883 --> 00:01:26,470 Doesn't matter who you are, where you're from. 31 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:28,264 We're all in this together. 32 00:01:28,347 --> 00:01:32,351 And together, we can imagine a better world. 33 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:37,606 ♪ Imagine there's no heaven ♪ 34 00:01:37,690 --> 00:01:41,110 ♪ It's easy if you try ♪ 35 00:01:41,193 --> 00:01:44,321 ♪ No hell below us ♪ 36 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:47,449 ♪ Above us, only sky ♪ 37 00:01:47,533 --> 00:01:52,621 ♪ Imagine all the people ♪ 38 00:01:52,705 --> 00:01:57,501 ♪ Living for today ♪ 39 00:01:57,585 --> 00:01:59,712 ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah-ah ♪ 40 00:01:59,795 --> 00:02:03,257 ♪ You may say I'm a dreamer ♪ 41 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:06,135 ♪ But I'm not the only one ♪ 42 00:02:06,218 --> 00:02:09,597 ♪ I hope someday you will join us ♪ 43 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:18,147 Stop. 44 00:02:18,230 --> 00:02:20,649 Deep. 45 00:02:20,733 --> 00:02:22,860 Is there anyone else that can operate this thing? Seriously. 46 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:24,403 Ashley thought we should get rid of most of them. 47 00:02:24,486 --> 00:02:27,197 - What? You fired them. - Here, I found it. I found it. 48 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:29,283 Okay. 49 00:02:29,366 --> 00:02:30,784 Stop. 50 00:02:31,869 --> 00:02:33,495 Zoom in. 51 00:02:36,582 --> 00:02:38,751 Soldier Boy. 52 00:02:38,834 --> 00:02:40,711 No, that's impossible. He died, like, 53 00:02:40,794 --> 00:02:42,963 - 40 years ago. - Someone's cosplaying? 54 00:02:43,047 --> 00:02:45,174 Look at his face. It's him. 55 00:02:45,257 --> 00:02:47,551 - Or maybe CGI. - It is not CGI. 56 00:02:47,635 --> 00:02:50,095 You don't even know what CGI stands for. 57 00:02:50,179 --> 00:02:51,472 It stands for "blow me." 58 00:02:51,555 --> 00:02:53,182 I don't understand. Where has he been? 59 00:02:53,265 --> 00:02:54,725 Why did he kill Crimson Countess? 60 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:55,893 I mean, the two were, like, fucking 61 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:57,436 Kurt and Goldie. All right, you know what? 62 00:02:57,519 --> 00:02:59,730 This is fine. This is fine. We dominate the news cycle. 63 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:01,106 I will call Haberman. We'll message that we got 64 00:03:01,190 --> 00:03:02,232 Soldier Boy totally under control. 65 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:03,859 Shut up. 66 00:03:03,943 --> 00:03:07,196 You want to tell the world that Soldier Boy, 67 00:03:07,279 --> 00:03:08,781 hero of heroes, 68 00:03:08,864 --> 00:03:10,366 is back from the fucking dead 69 00:03:10,449 --> 00:03:12,034 and blowing up Midtown? 70 00:03:12,117 --> 00:03:13,494 Before me, he was Vought. 71 00:03:13,577 --> 00:03:15,162 His statue's in front of the fucking building, Ashley. 72 00:03:15,245 --> 00:03:16,622 Oh, my God, 73 00:03:16,705 --> 00:03:19,208 if this gets out... 74 00:03:19,291 --> 00:03:20,876 company's fucked. I'm fucked. 75 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,628 Oh, God. If the company falls, I fall. 76 00:03:22,711 --> 00:03:24,088 Oh, fuck. 77 00:03:25,381 --> 00:03:28,509 Oh, God. Why is this happening to me? 78 00:03:28,592 --> 00:03:31,387 This isn't fair. 79 00:03:31,470 --> 00:03:33,430 This is so fucking unfair. 80 00:03:38,394 --> 00:03:39,394 Okay. 81 00:03:39,395 --> 00:03:40,562 I'll handle this. 82 00:03:40,646 --> 00:03:42,690 I'm gonna find him and kill him. 83 00:03:42,773 --> 00:03:44,608 You bury it. All of it. 84 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:45,734 The footage, no one sees it. 85 00:03:45,818 --> 00:03:47,277 He fucks it up, it's your head. 86 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:48,779 Noir. 87 00:03:52,574 --> 00:03:54,952 Why would he kill Crimson Countess? 88 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:57,871 He was your team leader, you have any idea? 89 00:04:05,337 --> 00:04:09,008 I'm really glad to have you with me on this one, pal. 90 00:04:09,091 --> 00:04:12,553 Seriously. You're the only one I can count on. 91 00:04:40,247 --> 00:04:43,292 Uh... thank you. 92 00:05:03,979 --> 00:05:05,773 What the hell? 93 00:05:07,149 --> 00:05:09,860 Where's the Chop Socky Oriental Sauce? 94 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:11,779 They don't have that anymore. 95 00:05:11,862 --> 00:05:12,862 Why the fuck not? 96 00:05:12,863 --> 00:05:16,450 Uh, many... many good reasons. 97 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:17,534 Did you get the other shit? 98 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:21,288 Here you go, guv. 99 00:05:21,371 --> 00:05:23,165 Oh. 100 00:05:23,248 --> 00:05:25,209 Man, I missed bennies. 101 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:27,127 It's how we won D-Day, you know. 102 00:05:27,211 --> 00:05:29,046 We were wired to the fucking gills. 103 00:05:31,799 --> 00:05:34,093 Listen, let's have a little chat 104 00:05:34,176 --> 00:05:36,178 about this team-up, yeah? 105 00:05:36,261 --> 00:05:37,846 Yeah, what the hell do I need a team for? 106 00:05:37,930 --> 00:05:39,473 The last one handed me to the Reds. 107 00:05:39,556 --> 00:05:42,226 And we got you out of that little pickle. 108 00:05:42,309 --> 00:05:43,894 We wrapped up Crimson Countess 109 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:46,230 and delivered her like a fucking Christmas turkey, 110 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:49,066 and I even sorted Gunpowder for you. 111 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:51,443 Why am I supposed to be impressed with that? 112 00:05:51,527 --> 00:05:53,987 That's like killing Emmanuel Lewis. 113 00:05:55,948 --> 00:05:58,200 Yeah, well, he grew up a bit since you last saw him. 114 00:05:58,283 --> 00:05:59,868 Hands off the fucking shield. 115 00:05:59,952 --> 00:06:01,203 - Mm. - Anyway, 116 00:06:01,286 --> 00:06:02,913 you want payback on Payback, don't you? 117 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:04,998 Well, it just so happens 118 00:06:05,082 --> 00:06:07,251 that we 119 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:10,754 are experts at exterminating shitbag Supes. 120 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:13,257 You see, it's a whole different world out there now, son. 121 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:15,008 We're here to help you find your way. 122 00:06:15,092 --> 00:06:16,635 Well, I can find them on my own. 123 00:06:16,718 --> 00:06:18,095 Uh, are you sure? 124 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:20,848 I mean, do you know what a GPS is? 125 00:06:20,931 --> 00:06:23,183 Or... or Bluetooth? Or, I mean... 126 00:06:23,267 --> 00:06:24,518 ... the internet? 127 00:06:26,937 --> 00:06:28,564 You made those words up. 128 00:06:28,647 --> 00:06:30,858 No. No. No, those are real words, um, 129 00:06:30,941 --> 00:06:32,526 and... and you need those to find them. 130 00:06:32,609 --> 00:06:33,861 All right? You need us. 131 00:06:35,904 --> 00:06:37,197 Kid's right. 132 00:06:37,281 --> 00:06:40,617 And all we ask in return 133 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:44,621 is that you add one more name to the list. 134 00:06:49,293 --> 00:06:50,502 Who? 135 00:06:50,586 --> 00:06:54,381 A right cunt named Homelander. 136 00:06:55,674 --> 00:06:58,135 I've seen pictures. 137 00:06:58,218 --> 00:06:59,720 Who is he? 138 00:06:59,803 --> 00:07:02,181 He's the new you. 139 00:07:02,264 --> 00:07:04,183 No one's the new me, pal. 140 00:07:06,268 --> 00:07:09,229 But why him? 141 00:07:09,313 --> 00:07:12,441 Let's just say you're not the only one wants payback. 142 00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:16,653 Hm. Hm. 143 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:17,863 All right. 144 00:07:17,946 --> 00:07:20,991 You help me find the rest of my team, 145 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:23,952 and I'll help you with this Homelander. 146 00:08:17,381 --> 00:08:19,466 So, you think that Soldier Boy 147 00:08:19,549 --> 00:08:21,301 is going after the rest of Payback? 148 00:08:21,385 --> 00:08:23,637 Countess wasn't strong enough to fuck him over on her own. 149 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,055 She had help. 150 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:28,225 Soldier Boy's just getting started. 151 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:29,851 Do you know where any of them are? 152 00:08:29,935 --> 00:08:31,186 Those shady-ass TNT Twins 153 00:08:31,270 --> 00:08:33,146 got an address in Vermont. 154 00:08:33,230 --> 00:08:37,401 - Okay. Does Butcher have it? - No, but he'll get it. 155 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:40,153 I think Soldier Boy is bulletproof. 156 00:08:41,405 --> 00:08:43,073 This ain't for Soldier Boy. 157 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:49,746 Look, I'm pissed at those guys, too, 158 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:51,623 but we have to keep our heads on. 159 00:08:51,707 --> 00:08:55,085 Why? Why do I always have to take the high road? 160 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:57,170 You know, when white folks get mad, 161 00:08:57,254 --> 00:08:58,672 y'all motherfuckers go berserk, 162 00:08:58,755 --> 00:09:01,258 but I got to turn the other cheek? 163 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:04,678 Fuck the high road, fuck Butcher, and fuck Hughie. 164 00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:06,346 Hughie is not himself right now. 165 00:09:06,430 --> 00:09:08,640 Hughie is a grown-ass man that's made his own choices. 166 00:09:08,724 --> 00:09:09,783 M.M.! 167 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:14,146 Please. Soldier Boy is gonna kill more people. I mean, fuck. 168 00:09:14,229 --> 00:09:15,605 Kimiko is in the hospital. 169 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:17,274 She lost her powers. 170 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:20,485 Frenchie isn't answering, Alex is dead, 171 00:09:20,569 --> 00:09:22,195 and Maeve... 172 00:09:27,826 --> 00:09:29,661 We're all we've got. 173 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:34,708 It's up to us. 174 00:09:40,756 --> 00:09:43,508 Shit. 175 00:09:43,592 --> 00:09:45,635 This is Starlight. 176 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:48,013 Yeah, of course, Ashley. I'll be right there. 177 00:09:48,096 --> 00:09:49,890 I got to go up to the Tower for a little bit. 178 00:09:49,973 --> 00:09:51,266 Now? 179 00:09:51,350 --> 00:09:53,185 If I don't go, they're gonna know something's up. 180 00:09:53,268 --> 00:09:54,936 I'll be one hour. 181 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,982 Do I need to worry about you? 182 00:10:05,030 --> 00:10:07,240 Okay. 183 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:10,494 Even the greatest trees 184 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:12,788 must grow from a single seed. 185 00:10:12,871 --> 00:10:18,168 Follow one proud Black man's journey to the root of his roots, 186 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:22,422 as he takes the A-Train to Africa. 187 00:10:22,506 --> 00:10:26,093 Jesus fucking Christ. 188 00:10:26,176 --> 00:10:27,219 Hey. 189 00:10:27,302 --> 00:10:29,096 It looks great. 190 00:10:29,179 --> 00:10:31,473 Man, there's so much strength in dignity. 191 00:10:31,556 --> 00:10:33,934 What are you doing about Blue Hawk? 192 00:10:34,017 --> 00:10:36,144 Okay, first of all, everyone at Vought 193 00:10:36,228 --> 00:10:38,814 is just heartbroken over your brother's tragic accident. 194 00:10:38,897 --> 00:10:39,940 It wasn't an accident. 195 00:10:40,023 --> 00:10:41,900 Blue Hawk went apeshit for no reason. 196 00:10:41,983 --> 00:10:43,026 Well, he said he felt threatened. 197 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,319 - Threatened? - Mm-hmm. 198 00:10:44,403 --> 00:10:46,029 By what, a room full of Black people 199 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:47,280 with no superpowers? 200 00:10:47,364 --> 00:10:48,907 Look, I've scheduled him for 12 weeks 201 00:10:48,990 --> 00:10:50,158 of sensitivity training. 202 00:10:50,242 --> 00:10:52,202 Fuck that. I want charges brought. 203 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,454 Okay, A-Train, persecuting Blue Hawk 204 00:10:54,538 --> 00:10:56,123 will only make things worse. 205 00:10:56,206 --> 00:10:57,290 This is a time for healing. 206 00:10:57,374 --> 00:10:58,917 I don't give a shit. 207 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,128 I thought we got rid of the Nazis around here. 208 00:11:01,211 --> 00:11:03,296 Vought rejects racism 209 00:11:03,380 --> 00:11:05,215 - and Nazism unequivocally. Okay? - Hmm. 210 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,008 Now, uh, can we talk about this later? 211 00:11:07,092 --> 00:11:08,677 I have a lot going on today. Thank you. 212 00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:11,763 You know, whatever. I don't need you. 213 00:11:11,847 --> 00:11:14,266 I'll just ping his chip, go get his ass myself. 214 00:11:14,349 --> 00:11:16,601 No. Homelander wants everyone to present 215 00:11:16,685 --> 00:11:18,270 a united front right now. 216 00:11:18,353 --> 00:11:20,522 My brother is paralyzed. 217 00:11:20,605 --> 00:11:22,357 I want some fucking justice. 218 00:11:22,441 --> 00:11:24,776 Seriously? Justice? 219 00:11:24,860 --> 00:11:26,069 - Yeah. - You want justice? 220 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:28,155 Yeah. 221 00:11:28,238 --> 00:11:30,240 Oh, fuck. 222 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,701 I have spent over 100 hours 223 00:11:32,784 --> 00:11:34,286 in crisis management meetings 224 00:11:34,369 --> 00:11:37,914 specifically figuring out how to cover up your bullshit... 225 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:40,250 including all three of your straight-up murders... 226 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,252 while you were out in the club with your crew, 227 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,379 or getting your toe sucked by Popclaw, 228 00:11:44,463 --> 00:11:47,090 who, let's not forget, you also murdered. 229 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,885 Yeah, that's right. I know about that. 230 00:11:49,968 --> 00:11:51,136 You did not give a shit 231 00:11:51,219 --> 00:11:52,971 about all the collateral you caused then. 232 00:11:53,054 --> 00:11:55,140 Now, all of a sudden, you care 233 00:11:55,223 --> 00:11:58,477 because it happened to you? 234 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:00,812 Go fuck yourself. 235 00:12:00,896 --> 00:12:03,648 Yeah, that's right. 236 00:12:03,732 --> 00:12:05,650 I said that. 237 00:12:05,734 --> 00:12:09,696 Out loud. 238 00:12:19,748 --> 00:12:21,833 Homelander. 239 00:12:21,917 --> 00:12:23,752 - What? - Couple things. Uh... 240 00:12:23,835 --> 00:12:26,963 Noir, he's, uh, he's gone. 241 00:12:28,507 --> 00:12:29,841 What do you mean, he's gone? 242 00:12:29,925 --> 00:12:31,551 He cut out his tracking chip. 243 00:12:39,267 --> 00:12:41,144 No, he... he... he... 244 00:12:43,146 --> 00:12:46,733 He... he wouldn't. Not Noir. He wouldn't run. 245 00:12:48,109 --> 00:12:49,694 Well... 246 00:12:49,778 --> 00:12:51,947 He wouldn't do that to me. 247 00:12:52,030 --> 00:12:53,740 He w... he wouldn't run. 248 00:12:55,325 --> 00:12:58,245 Tell him... what we figured out. 249 00:12:58,328 --> 00:12:59,663 Right. 250 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,498 We think Crimson Countess was just the start. 251 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,124 We think... he's going after 252 00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:04,751 his whole team, including Noir. 253 00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:06,169 The good news is, that means we know 254 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,255 where he's probably headed next. 255 00:13:08,338 --> 00:13:10,340 The twins. TNT. 256 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,592 They're the closest. Vermont. 257 00:13:16,137 --> 00:13:17,973 Okay. 258 00:13:18,056 --> 00:13:20,684 Okay? Really? Homelander, thank you so much. 259 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,561 Shh, shh, shh. 260 00:13:25,981 --> 00:13:28,149 You go there, 261 00:13:28,233 --> 00:13:29,651 and you check it out. 262 00:13:29,734 --> 00:13:33,321 - Yeah. - And if Soldier Boy does show up, 263 00:13:33,405 --> 00:13:36,366 then, uh... 264 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:37,993 - you call me. - Yeah. 265 00:13:38,076 --> 00:13:39,661 Uh... 266 00:13:39,744 --> 00:13:42,080 - what should I tell the twins? - I don't give a fuck. 267 00:13:42,163 --> 00:13:43,915 Got it. 268 00:13:43,999 --> 00:13:45,917 Babe, that was amazing. 269 00:13:46,001 --> 00:13:47,752 Yeah, but, you know, I didn't need you to jump in there 270 00:13:47,836 --> 00:13:49,254 like that. I had the whole thing. 271 00:13:49,337 --> 00:13:51,047 Hey, hey. 272 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,966 I'm just trying to help. Okay? 273 00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:55,552 We're in this together, right? 274 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,220 Okay. Right. 275 00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,347 Right. 276 00:14:18,033 --> 00:14:20,952 Why the long face, tiger? 277 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:26,249 What if I can't handle him? 278 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,918 I mean, if Noir ran... 279 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,504 Oh, you can handle him. 280 00:14:31,588 --> 00:14:34,090 You're the top of the food chain. 281 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,676 Hey, hey. 282 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:39,012 When we were kids, 283 00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,097 alone in the bad room, 284 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:44,267 I got us through it, right? 285 00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,560 Don't I always? 286 00:14:46,811 --> 00:14:48,688 - Always. - No matter what. 287 00:14:48,772 --> 00:14:49,772 No matter what. 288 00:14:49,773 --> 00:14:52,484 And now, I'll get us through this. 289 00:14:52,567 --> 00:14:55,862 Just as long as you and me stick together. 290 00:14:55,945 --> 00:14:58,782 But... what if Edgar's right? 291 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:02,285 What if it was a mistake to take over Vought? 292 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,579 And... and... 293 00:15:04,663 --> 00:15:07,248 and I am just talent, and they all know I'm a fraud. 294 00:15:07,332 --> 00:15:09,918 What do you care what a bunch of mud people think? 295 00:15:11,294 --> 00:15:12,796 Come on. 296 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:15,548 Tell me the real reason. I want to hear you say it. 297 00:15:16,925 --> 00:15:19,636 - Say it! - I want them to love me. 298 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:20,970 Yahtzee! 299 00:15:22,430 --> 00:15:24,849 Only it never seems to work out, does it? 300 00:15:24,933 --> 00:15:28,019 Madelyn, Maeve, Stormfront, 301 00:15:28,103 --> 00:15:29,729 even your own son. 302 00:15:29,813 --> 00:15:35,110 So why do you keep running headfirst into the same brick wall? 303 00:15:40,782 --> 00:15:42,033 I don't know. 304 00:15:42,117 --> 00:15:44,077 Pants on fire. You know. 305 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,121 It's because, deep down, 306 00:15:46,204 --> 00:15:49,332 there's a part of you that is still... 307 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:50,500 human. 308 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,711 - No. - Mm-hmm. Part of you is. 309 00:15:52,794 --> 00:15:55,255 - Mm-mm. - A dirty, shriveled, 310 00:15:55,338 --> 00:15:56,506 anemic little part of you 311 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,551 that still mewls for approval, and love, 312 00:15:59,634 --> 00:16:03,054 and a mommy, and a daddy, and a boo-hoo-hoo. 313 00:16:03,138 --> 00:16:06,141 Look at me, tiger. 314 00:16:06,224 --> 00:16:08,643 Look at me. 315 00:16:08,727 --> 00:16:12,522 We got to cut that part of you out like a cancer. 316 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,191 And then, well, 317 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,444 then, my boy, you can finally be 318 00:16:17,527 --> 00:16:20,780 who you were always meant to be. 319 00:16:20,864 --> 00:16:23,616 Pure. Clean. 320 00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:26,745 Like marble. 321 00:16:28,663 --> 00:16:33,501 These people would rather die than be Soviet slaves. 322 00:16:33,585 --> 00:16:35,587 It's too late. 323 00:16:35,670 --> 00:16:38,006 Afghanistan is ours. 324 00:16:38,089 --> 00:16:40,717 Wrong. It's free. 325 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:45,305 And I'll stand by our mujahideen brothers until the end. 326 00:16:45,388 --> 00:16:46,931 You know what else I'll do? 327 00:16:47,015 --> 00:16:49,100 What? 328 00:16:49,184 --> 00:16:51,686 I'll distract you. 329 00:16:54,189 --> 00:16:56,733 TNT! Detonate! 330 00:17:01,029 --> 00:17:03,323 These fucking twins. 331 00:17:03,406 --> 00:17:05,241 You know they couldn't hit their fucking marks? 332 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:08,203 Fucking unprofessionals is what they are. 333 00:17:08,286 --> 00:17:11,039 Hey, uh, yeah, Butcher's gonna find them. 334 00:17:11,122 --> 00:17:12,832 Why don't you, uh, why don't you get some sleep? 335 00:17:12,916 --> 00:17:15,502 Mm, no. I've slept enough. 336 00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:18,463 Dads. We know 337 00:17:18,463 --> 00:17:19,964 you love taking your babies everywhere. 338 00:17:20,048 --> 00:17:22,175 No matter where you go, Starlight Diapers... 339 00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:24,010 Do men really walk around like that? 340 00:17:24,093 --> 00:17:26,721 Yeah. I mean, dads do. 341 00:17:26,805 --> 00:17:28,223 Okay, well... 342 00:17:28,306 --> 00:17:30,934 Bill Cosby is America's dad, and, 343 00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:34,020 tell you one thing, he wouldn't be caught dead in that pussy gear. 344 00:17:34,103 --> 00:17:35,730 Lot to unpack there. Uh... 345 00:17:35,814 --> 00:17:37,649 The Cos. That's a real man. 346 00:17:37,732 --> 00:17:39,108 Holy shit, 347 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,194 did he make some strong drinks. 348 00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:42,737 Holy fucking shit. 349 00:17:42,821 --> 00:17:45,865 But, seriously, what passes as a man today? 350 00:17:45,949 --> 00:17:47,534 Christ on a cross. 351 00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:53,081 I read that we were ass up in Afghanistan. 352 00:17:54,791 --> 00:17:57,335 The fuck is up with that? Those were the good guys. 353 00:17:57,418 --> 00:17:59,170 - I mean, when I left, it was, uh... - Yeah, you know... 354 00:17:59,254 --> 00:18:02,715 I mean, goddamn it. We... we were ten and one, you know? 355 00:18:02,799 --> 00:18:05,051 I lead the 116th onto Omaha Beach. 356 00:18:05,134 --> 00:18:07,303 I was in the fucking Eagle's Nest. 357 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,013 I fought for this country. 358 00:18:12,016 --> 00:18:15,103 I fought for this country. 359 00:18:15,186 --> 00:18:16,980 And what did I get for it? 360 00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:20,441 Forgotten. 361 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:26,573 Left to rot by my own team. 362 00:18:35,999 --> 00:18:38,877 You know, I wanted some rug rats of my own, 363 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,421 with Countess. Yeah. 364 00:18:41,504 --> 00:18:42,839 Ain't that a bitch. 365 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:45,425 You know, couple of little boys. Raise them up 366 00:18:45,508 --> 00:18:47,969 to be men. 367 00:18:48,052 --> 00:18:50,513 Now... 368 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:53,850 ... now I got nothing. 369 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:57,186 Hey, um, can I ask you something? 370 00:18:59,564 --> 00:19:01,774 What happened in Midtown? 371 00:19:05,069 --> 00:19:06,613 I don't know. 372 00:19:06,696 --> 00:19:08,072 I mean, your team wasn't there, 373 00:19:08,156 --> 00:19:09,324 so did someone do anything, or say something... 374 00:19:09,407 --> 00:19:11,951 - I said I don't know. - Okay. Okay, yeah. 375 00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:21,419 I blacked out. 376 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:27,717 About ten minutes. 377 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:31,054 When I came to, the damage was done. 378 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:36,267 I didn't mean to hurt those people. 379 00:19:38,770 --> 00:19:41,314 I'm not a bad guy. 380 00:19:42,732 --> 00:19:45,485 But that won't happen again... 381 00:19:45,568 --> 00:19:47,111 right? 382 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,490 Only if they got it coming. 383 00:19:53,743 --> 00:19:55,161 Oi, oi. 384 00:19:57,538 --> 00:19:59,165 You're bleeding. 385 00:19:59,248 --> 00:20:02,126 Not mine. Got an address. 386 00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:04,420 We're off to Vermont. 387 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:24,565 Lord of the Seven Seas. Wow. 388 00:20:24,649 --> 00:20:26,609 My man, I'm such an incredible fan. 389 00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:30,154 Jesus, Tommy. Slather his balls in peanut butter, why don't you? 390 00:20:30,238 --> 00:20:32,657 Sorry. My sister's a goddamn bitch. 391 00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:34,575 And, uh, TNT. 392 00:20:34,659 --> 00:20:36,911 Right. I'm a big fan of yours, too. 393 00:20:36,995 --> 00:20:38,454 Cool outfits. 394 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:39,998 Always felt you got railroaded 395 00:20:40,081 --> 00:20:41,749 with that Starlight thing, by the way. 396 00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:43,251 You know, like, what, 397 00:20:43,334 --> 00:20:45,461 nowadays, you can't even pay a lady a compliment. 398 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,797 - I know, right? - You're disgusting. 399 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,925 Anyway, we are just so pleased, you know, 400 00:20:51,009 --> 00:20:52,593 have a big star such as yourself 401 00:20:52,677 --> 00:20:54,887 grace our humble soiree. 402 00:20:54,971 --> 00:20:56,931 You guys having a party? 403 00:21:02,854 --> 00:21:04,564 Wait, is this... ? 404 00:21:06,858 --> 00:21:09,527 This is Herogasm. 405 00:21:27,003 --> 00:21:29,589 I'm really glad you're here. 406 00:21:29,672 --> 00:21:31,883 I missed you. 407 00:21:39,682 --> 00:21:42,226 - Who's joining us? - They didn't tell you? 408 00:21:42,310 --> 00:21:43,978 Hey, there. 409 00:21:44,979 --> 00:21:48,649 Hey, lady. 410 00:21:51,986 --> 00:21:53,112 The mayor can say anything she wants, 411 00:21:53,196 --> 00:21:54,864 but Homelander is the one working 412 00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:56,240 - to catch the guy. - Mm. 413 00:21:56,324 --> 00:21:58,242 We're about to turn a corner here. 414 00:21:58,326 --> 00:21:59,786 Absolutely, we are. 415 00:21:59,869 --> 00:22:01,496 - Thank you, honey. - Of course, sweetheart. 416 00:22:01,579 --> 00:22:03,748 That's reassuring. 417 00:22:03,831 --> 00:22:07,210 But there are 19 dead and dozens wounded. 418 00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:08,920 Congresswoman Neuman, 419 00:22:09,003 --> 00:22:11,798 what do you say to the Americans who are watching right now 420 00:22:11,881 --> 00:22:14,092 - and feeling scared? - Yeah, look, it's understandable... 421 00:22:14,175 --> 00:22:16,135 What kind of a... a nasty question is that? 422 00:22:16,219 --> 00:22:17,845 Oh, no, it's fine. I'm happy to answer... 423 00:22:17,929 --> 00:22:20,306 Starlight just said, and I keep saying, 424 00:22:20,389 --> 00:22:22,225 this is not a problem. 425 00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:24,060 I'm sorry, sir, I didn't mean... 426 00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:25,853 I don't have time for your mediocre ambush. 427 00:22:25,937 --> 00:22:28,064 Your job is to report facts, 428 00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:30,525 not attack us when we sit here and tell you the truth. 429 00:22:30,608 --> 00:22:33,319 The American people, they know. 430 00:22:33,402 --> 00:22:35,530 They know when someone's telling them facts, 431 00:22:35,613 --> 00:22:38,032 and they know when the media is lying to them. 432 00:22:38,116 --> 00:22:40,076 There is no problem. 433 00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:42,787 It is safe to go out. Period. 434 00:22:42,870 --> 00:22:45,581 You know what? We're done here. 435 00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:49,168 Stupid fucking hack. 436 00:22:49,252 --> 00:22:53,214 Up next, Chuck makes empanadas with Rachel Ray. 437 00:22:53,297 --> 00:22:54,924 We'll be right back. 438 00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:56,259 And we're clear. 439 00:22:56,342 --> 00:22:57,760 You fucking amateur. The next report 440 00:22:57,844 --> 00:23:00,096 you're gonna be doing is inside my fucking asshole, 441 00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:01,305 you piece of shit. 442 00:23:01,389 --> 00:23:03,182 Hey, uh, you free for a little catch-up? 443 00:23:03,266 --> 00:23:06,144 You know what? I'm... I'm a little slammed right now. 444 00:23:06,227 --> 00:23:09,689 Oh, come on. Ten minutes won't kill you. 445 00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:19,073 Hey, so, uh, where's Hughie? 446 00:23:19,157 --> 00:23:22,243 Oh, he's just camping with his dad for a couple of days. 447 00:23:22,326 --> 00:23:25,705 Okay. Okay, good. 448 00:23:25,788 --> 00:23:27,248 Oh, great. I thought he was avoiding me 449 00:23:27,331 --> 00:23:28,541 - or something, you know... - No, no. 450 00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:30,501 ... 'cause he was scared I was gonna pop his head. 451 00:23:32,461 --> 00:23:33,588 Hmm? 452 00:23:33,671 --> 00:23:35,298 Come on, Annie. 453 00:23:36,757 --> 00:23:38,050 Put them away. 454 00:23:38,134 --> 00:23:40,052 I'm not gonna hurt you 455 00:23:40,136 --> 00:23:42,013 or Hughie or your families. 456 00:23:42,096 --> 00:23:44,265 Besides, you'd lose. 457 00:23:45,850 --> 00:23:47,185 Then why are you here? 458 00:23:47,268 --> 00:23:48,853 Because I want to help you. 459 00:23:48,936 --> 00:23:52,148 Huh. Help. 460 00:23:52,231 --> 00:23:54,692 From the psycho who blew up Congress. 461 00:23:54,775 --> 00:23:57,069 Look, most of those guys passed around deepfakes of me 462 00:23:57,153 --> 00:23:59,113 on the House floor blowing bin Laden, 463 00:23:59,197 --> 00:24:01,199 so I'm not exactly overwhelmed with sympathy. 464 00:24:02,867 --> 00:24:04,785 Annie, you need me. 465 00:24:04,869 --> 00:24:06,329 You're all alone. 466 00:24:06,412 --> 00:24:08,456 I mean, come on, that "hashtag Homelight" shit? 467 00:24:08,539 --> 00:24:10,416 That looks like you're in a hostage video. 468 00:24:10,499 --> 00:24:11,709 Blink twice if I'm wrong. 469 00:24:11,792 --> 00:24:13,377 And, what, you got to play nice with the guy 470 00:24:13,461 --> 00:24:14,879 that throat-fucked you on your first day of work. 471 00:24:14,962 --> 00:24:18,966 And Maeve, they say Maeve is in rehab, 472 00:24:19,050 --> 00:24:22,136 but you and I both know she's probably dead. 473 00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:23,638 I'm all you got. 474 00:24:23,721 --> 00:24:26,641 Come on, Annie, you and I were friends. 475 00:24:26,724 --> 00:24:28,517 None of that has changed for me. 476 00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:30,186 Are you ever gonna get to the point? 477 00:24:32,396 --> 00:24:34,774 You have 193 million Instagram followers. 478 00:24:34,857 --> 00:24:37,109 Lend me your influence, and I'll lend you mine. 479 00:24:37,193 --> 00:24:39,111 I can protect you from Homelander. 480 00:24:39,195 --> 00:24:41,989 You'll finally be team captain for real. 481 00:24:42,073 --> 00:24:43,866 And in return, you help me goose my numbers. 482 00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:46,994 I can finally get my education reform bill passed. 483 00:24:47,078 --> 00:24:48,913 We can make things better, Annie. 484 00:24:48,996 --> 00:24:51,123 For my daughter, 485 00:24:51,207 --> 00:24:52,959 for a lot of daughters. 486 00:24:54,752 --> 00:24:57,922 Come on, what do you say? 487 00:25:02,260 --> 00:25:03,719 You're right. 488 00:25:07,598 --> 00:25:11,143 This whole place. 489 00:25:12,270 --> 00:25:14,188 I'm so fucking tired... 490 00:25:16,983 --> 00:25:19,235 ... of listening to people tell me 491 00:25:19,318 --> 00:25:22,321 I need to be shitty in order to win. 492 00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:26,284 Fuck you. 493 00:25:26,367 --> 00:25:29,453 And fuck Homelander, and fuck Vought 494 00:25:29,537 --> 00:25:32,623 and this "whatever it takes" crap. 495 00:25:32,707 --> 00:25:33,874 You're just gonna end up 496 00:25:33,958 --> 00:25:37,128 sitting on top of the steaming pile of shit 497 00:25:37,211 --> 00:25:39,463 that you built. 498 00:25:39,547 --> 00:25:41,382 I'm done. 499 00:25:41,465 --> 00:25:44,593 I'm fucking done. I'm not doing it anymore. 500 00:25:44,677 --> 00:25:46,178 You're not gonna be doing anything 501 00:25:46,262 --> 00:25:47,346 if Homelander kills you. 502 00:25:47,430 --> 00:25:48,889 Yeah, maybe. 503 00:25:48,973 --> 00:25:52,143 But then I'll know I'm not working with a fucking nutjob. 504 00:25:52,226 --> 00:25:54,937 So, either pop my head 505 00:25:55,021 --> 00:25:57,189 or get the hell out. 506 00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:16,083 Hey, keep this between us? 507 00:26:16,167 --> 00:26:19,712 It'd be really tough to take out America's sweetheart, 508 00:26:19,795 --> 00:26:22,131 but not impossible. 509 00:26:54,663 --> 00:26:56,540 I'm so sorry. 510 00:27:02,046 --> 00:27:03,172 No. 511 00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:16,560 No. S'il vous plaît, no. Don't do this. 512 00:27:16,644 --> 00:27:19,021 His body is a masterpiece, no? 513 00:27:23,150 --> 00:27:27,488 Do you know the story behind this one? 514 00:27:27,571 --> 00:27:30,991 Oh, years ago, my cousin Kolya went State's witness, so 515 00:27:31,075 --> 00:27:32,625 I send my Sergei. 516 00:27:32,826 --> 00:27:36,080 Not even three bullets could stop my attack dog. 517 00:27:37,415 --> 00:27:41,335 Bar fight on the Basque coast. 518 00:27:41,419 --> 00:27:43,170 He started it. 519 00:27:43,254 --> 00:27:46,382 Oh, my beast. This is my favorite. 520 00:27:47,925 --> 00:27:52,096 When Sergei was 14 years old, he dropped a glass. 521 00:27:52,179 --> 00:27:55,099 His father told him to kneel in the shards 522 00:27:55,182 --> 00:27:57,351 and not move until he said so. 523 00:27:57,435 --> 00:28:01,939 Little Sergei did not shift an inch, 524 00:28:02,022 --> 00:28:04,150 not even after his father left to get drunk 525 00:28:04,233 --> 00:28:06,110 and pass out in the whorehouse. 526 00:28:07,862 --> 00:28:10,030 Oh, please, don't cry for Sergei. 527 00:28:10,114 --> 00:28:12,158 He likes to be told what to do. 528 00:28:12,241 --> 00:28:16,328 And he loves to be punished when he's bad. 529 00:28:16,412 --> 00:28:17,955 Makes him hard. 530 00:28:19,498 --> 00:28:20,499 No. 531 00:28:20,583 --> 00:28:22,251 So... Cherie... 532 00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:23,334 - No. - ... or Kimiko? 533 00:28:23,377 --> 00:28:25,254 No, don't do it. 534 00:28:25,337 --> 00:28:27,506 Don't do this! Nina! 535 00:28:27,590 --> 00:28:28,591 You must choose, Sergei. 536 00:28:28,674 --> 00:28:29,925 If not, I will kill 537 00:28:30,009 --> 00:28:31,760 both of them, and when you've finished 538 00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:34,263 screaming, crying, I will kill you, too. 539 00:28:41,061 --> 00:28:42,605 - Choose. - No. 540 00:28:48,402 --> 00:28:49,487 Fuck. 541 00:29:01,290 --> 00:29:02,666 No. 542 00:29:23,854 --> 00:29:25,189 Kimiko, run! 543 00:29:32,196 --> 00:29:33,697 Kimiko! 544 00:29:34,515 --> 00:29:35,533 No! 545 00:29:57,263 --> 00:30:00,182 Oh, fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 546 00:30:15,197 --> 00:30:17,157 Mon cœur. 547 00:30:17,241 --> 00:30:19,743 Mon cœur. 548 00:30:19,827 --> 00:30:21,537 She's gone. 549 00:30:21,620 --> 00:30:24,456 Nina's gone. 550 00:30:26,584 --> 00:30:28,252 It's over. 551 00:30:28,335 --> 00:30:31,046 It's over. 552 00:30:39,513 --> 00:30:42,224 Have you always had that? 553 00:30:44,435 --> 00:30:45,811 I don't know what you're talking about. 554 00:30:51,275 --> 00:30:53,819 I grew up in Harlem, 555 00:30:53,902 --> 00:30:56,238 brownstone filled with family. 556 00:30:56,322 --> 00:30:59,283 Grandparents, uncles, aunts, cousins. 557 00:30:59,366 --> 00:31:01,535 One night, 558 00:31:01,619 --> 00:31:03,454 there was a ruckus outside. 559 00:31:03,537 --> 00:31:06,832 I looked out the window, and it was Soldier Boy. 560 00:31:06,915 --> 00:31:08,876 He had pulled up on some kids that were trying 561 00:31:08,959 --> 00:31:12,755 to boost a Benz, and so I run and wake up my granddad. 562 00:31:12,838 --> 00:31:16,175 "Grandpa, Grandpa. It's Soldier Boy. Come look." 563 00:31:16,258 --> 00:31:18,802 Soldier Boy takes the Benz, 564 00:31:18,886 --> 00:31:20,721 and he hurls it through our house, 565 00:31:20,804 --> 00:31:22,640 like a fucking freight train. 566 00:31:22,723 --> 00:31:25,434 It missed me by about six inches. 567 00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:28,228 And my grandpa... 568 00:31:28,312 --> 00:31:30,147 One minute he was there... 569 00:31:32,566 --> 00:31:34,568 ... and then he wasn't. 570 00:31:36,195 --> 00:31:38,155 And I woke him up. 571 00:31:38,238 --> 00:31:40,115 I put him in that spot. 572 00:31:41,325 --> 00:31:43,619 That is not your fault. 573 00:31:43,702 --> 00:31:45,496 That's when this whole OCD shit started. 574 00:31:45,579 --> 00:31:46,997 I mean, I don't understand it. 575 00:31:47,081 --> 00:31:49,124 All I know is that if I didn't check the burners 576 00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:50,584 three times a night, 577 00:31:50,668 --> 00:31:52,795 Soldier Boy would come back and kill the rest of us. 578 00:31:55,881 --> 00:31:57,716 And I'm still that kid. 579 00:32:00,344 --> 00:32:02,137 Still getting up in the middle of the night, 580 00:32:02,221 --> 00:32:05,182 checking the burners. 581 00:32:05,265 --> 00:32:07,976 'Cause if I don't, 582 00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:11,522 Soldier Boy's gonna come back, 583 00:32:11,605 --> 00:32:13,857 and he's gonna kill my family. 584 00:32:18,028 --> 00:32:22,408 I got to get this motherfucker out of my head, 585 00:32:22,491 --> 00:32:25,327 and end this. 586 00:32:25,411 --> 00:32:27,621 Or it'll end me. 587 00:32:40,008 --> 00:32:43,011 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Oh, hell nah. 588 00:32:43,095 --> 00:32:45,139 - Oh, my God. - Invitation? 589 00:32:45,222 --> 00:32:46,598 I got your invitation right here. 590 00:32:46,682 --> 00:32:48,100 Hey. 591 00:32:48,183 --> 00:32:51,270 Starlight. I did not even recognize you. 592 00:32:51,353 --> 00:32:53,981 Come in. You are more than welcome to party. 593 00:32:54,064 --> 00:32:55,315 - Party? - Yeah. 594 00:32:55,399 --> 00:32:57,776 The 70th anniversary of Herogasm. 595 00:32:57,860 --> 00:32:59,611 - Fuck me. - Oh. 596 00:33:00,654 --> 00:33:02,156 - Oh, shit. - Fuck. 597 00:33:02,239 --> 00:33:03,323 You seem familiar. 598 00:33:03,407 --> 00:33:05,367 You about to get familiar with these hands 599 00:33:05,451 --> 00:33:07,536 if you don't get this motherfucking love sausage 600 00:33:07,619 --> 00:33:09,288 away from my goddamn face. 601 00:33:09,371 --> 00:33:12,750 - Okay, okay, okay. - You are not Supe. 602 00:33:12,833 --> 00:33:14,418 I'm with her. 603 00:33:14,501 --> 00:33:15,961 For the fuck party. 604 00:33:16,044 --> 00:33:19,640 Yeah. Um, mm-hmm. No, he's very good at cunnilingus. 605 00:33:19,641 --> 00:33:21,967 - Yeah, his tongue is just... Yeah. - Oh, yeah? 606 00:33:22,050 --> 00:33:24,261 He just gobbles that vagina right up. 607 00:33:24,344 --> 00:33:25,929 Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. 608 00:33:26,013 --> 00:33:28,390 - Mm-hmm. - Love Sausage, huh? 609 00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:30,017 This is good name for me. 610 00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:32,770 I like it. Come on in. 611 00:33:41,487 --> 00:33:43,739 Oh, my God. 612 00:33:48,327 --> 00:33:50,162 Oh... 613 00:33:50,245 --> 00:33:53,332 All right, so once a year, a bunch of C-listers 614 00:33:53,415 --> 00:33:55,125 get together at one of their places 615 00:33:55,209 --> 00:33:56,802 to get they wicks wet. 616 00:33:56,885 --> 00:33:57,961 Stop. 617 00:33:57,961 --> 00:33:59,338 - Herogasm. - Mm-hmm. 618 00:33:59,421 --> 00:34:02,049 - I get it. - Holy ass-ramming. 619 00:34:02,132 --> 00:34:03,217 Ew. 620 00:34:03,300 --> 00:34:04,301 Aw, stop! 621 00:34:04,384 --> 00:34:06,678 Holy ass-ramming. Holy ass-ramming. 622 00:34:11,266 --> 00:34:14,645 Come on. Come on my hump. 623 00:34:14,728 --> 00:34:16,104 That's it. 624 00:34:18,065 --> 00:34:20,150 Poor Frenchie. 625 00:34:20,234 --> 00:34:23,111 He's always wanted to see this. He's gonna be heartbroken. 626 00:34:27,274 --> 00:34:29,670 - You know what's fucked up? - Hmm? 627 00:34:29,671 --> 00:34:31,912 It's that it's real fucking sex workers here 628 00:34:31,995 --> 00:34:34,540 getting banged up, and not in the good way. 629 00:34:35,916 --> 00:34:37,459 Not that these Supes give a shit. 630 00:34:37,543 --> 00:34:39,461 When Soldier Boy gets here, 631 00:34:39,545 --> 00:34:40,921 it's gonna be a slaughter. 632 00:34:41,004 --> 00:34:43,131 We have to get these people out. 633 00:34:45,259 --> 00:34:47,052 What up, bro? 634 00:34:47,135 --> 00:34:49,263 What the fuck did this motherfucker 635 00:34:49,346 --> 00:34:50,973 - put on my jacket? - Oh, my God. Okay. Um... 636 00:34:51,056 --> 00:34:52,391 It's my favorite fucking jacket. 637 00:34:52,474 --> 00:34:53,892 - Let's go find a bathroom. - Some nasty-ass shit. 638 00:34:53,976 --> 00:34:55,519 - Let's go find a bathroom. - This shit is sticky. 639 00:34:55,602 --> 00:34:56,979 Let's go clean it up. Let's go. 640 00:34:57,062 --> 00:34:58,897 - What the fuck is this shit? - Yellowtail sashimi? 641 00:34:58,981 --> 00:35:01,942 No. No, not in the mood for that. Thanks. 642 00:35:02,025 --> 00:35:03,485 - Goddamn it. - Throwing ropes. 643 00:35:04,778 --> 00:35:06,947 Oh, shit. 644 00:35:07,030 --> 00:35:09,867 Lick it up, you yummy brown bear. 645 00:35:13,620 --> 00:35:15,706 I can't. 646 00:35:15,789 --> 00:35:18,417 I need a bathroom. 647 00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:20,127 Right now. 648 00:35:20,210 --> 00:35:23,422 Oh, okay. So, this... this is an actual orgy. 649 00:35:23,505 --> 00:35:24,798 That's what this is. 650 00:35:24,882 --> 00:35:26,383 Fucking Herogasm. 651 00:35:28,135 --> 00:35:29,386 Still a thing, eh? 652 00:35:29,469 --> 00:35:33,223 It's my thing. I founded it in '52. 653 00:35:33,307 --> 00:35:35,017 Me and this other Supe, Liberty. 654 00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:37,019 Man, was she a firecracker. 655 00:35:38,478 --> 00:35:42,065 Frenchie's gonna be heartbroken he missed this. 656 00:35:42,149 --> 00:35:45,027 There are a lot of people in there. 657 00:35:47,946 --> 00:35:50,616 Well, as long as they stay out of my way, they'll be fine. 658 00:35:52,117 --> 00:35:54,953 Okay, all right. Just, uh, give me three minutes. 659 00:35:55,037 --> 00:35:56,079 I'll jump in, I'll jump back out. 660 00:35:56,163 --> 00:35:57,550 I'll tell you exactly where to find the twins. 661 00:35:57,551 --> 00:35:59,458 Nobody else in your way. 662 00:35:59,541 --> 00:36:01,335 Three minutes. 663 00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:07,049 Soldier Boy? Nah, he's dead as dog shit. 664 00:36:07,132 --> 00:36:08,884 No, he's not. 665 00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:11,595 I swear, this is really happening. 666 00:36:11,678 --> 00:36:14,765 Please, you need to help me get people out of here, now. 667 00:36:14,848 --> 00:36:17,434 Starlight, come on. 668 00:36:17,517 --> 00:36:19,519 Do not let them do this to you. 669 00:36:19,603 --> 00:36:21,271 This... this fear. 670 00:36:21,355 --> 00:36:23,148 You heard what Homelander said. 671 00:36:23,231 --> 00:36:26,568 Lamestream media's making a fucking mountain out of a molehill. 672 00:36:26,652 --> 00:36:28,487 - Do the research. - Oh, my God. 673 00:36:28,570 --> 00:36:29,780 This is real. 674 00:36:29,863 --> 00:36:32,074 These attacks are real. 675 00:36:32,157 --> 00:36:34,368 Soldier Boy is real. 676 00:36:34,451 --> 00:36:38,497 Well, I just think you could stand to be a little better informed. 677 00:36:38,580 --> 00:36:41,041 Homelander's gonna take care of it, okay? 678 00:36:42,292 --> 00:36:44,878 I'm gonna go find a salad to toss. 679 00:36:44,962 --> 00:36:46,171 Excuse me. 680 00:36:52,094 --> 00:36:54,429 You melted my cock ring. 681 00:36:58,350 --> 00:37:00,978 Oh, Jesus, your stretching powers! 682 00:37:04,648 --> 00:37:07,567 Oh, my God, your mouth is amazing. 683 00:37:07,651 --> 00:37:09,403 It's like a velvet vacuum draining my balls. 684 00:37:09,486 --> 00:37:11,655 Oh, yeah. You are so fucking hot. 685 00:37:11,697 --> 00:37:13,573 Oh... 686 00:37:13,657 --> 00:37:16,702 God, your legs go on for days. 687 00:37:19,538 --> 00:37:22,708 Ooh. Ooh. Oh, my God. 688 00:37:22,791 --> 00:37:25,043 - What the fuck? - Shit. 689 00:37:25,127 --> 00:37:26,211 It's not what it looks like. 690 00:37:26,294 --> 00:37:28,046 What are you doing here? 691 00:37:28,130 --> 00:37:29,455 Nothing. I'm not doing anything. Why would you even... 692 00:37:29,506 --> 00:37:31,675 This octopus was sick. Why would you ask that? 693 00:37:31,758 --> 00:37:33,619 - Homelander is gonna love this. - No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. 694 00:37:33,620 --> 00:37:35,721 Please, please, please. Stop. Stop, stop, stop. No. 695 00:37:35,804 --> 00:37:38,223 Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Look. 696 00:37:38,306 --> 00:37:40,892 That's why I'm here. It's his idea. 697 00:37:43,437 --> 00:37:45,063 What's his idea? 698 00:37:47,065 --> 00:37:50,152 I said no cameras in the toilets, Tommy. 699 00:37:50,235 --> 00:37:52,487 - Give it back. - You're pathetic. 700 00:37:52,571 --> 00:37:53,822 You know what? 701 00:37:53,905 --> 00:37:57,284 Let's see how everyone feels about close-ups 702 00:37:57,367 --> 00:38:00,162 of their assholes without consent! 703 00:38:00,245 --> 00:38:01,455 Fuck you. I'm done. 704 00:38:01,538 --> 00:38:04,207 I never want to see you again. 705 00:38:07,335 --> 00:38:09,296 Oh. That's so sweet. 706 00:38:09,379 --> 00:38:12,174 Uh, just, I got to give my asshole a breather. 707 00:38:12,257 --> 00:38:13,800 You know? 708 00:38:13,884 --> 00:38:16,303 Then say goodbye to that Westfield mall opening 709 00:38:16,386 --> 00:38:18,722 next week in Poughkeepsie, 'cause nobody 710 00:38:18,805 --> 00:38:21,433 is coming to see you without me. 711 00:38:21,516 --> 00:38:24,104 I fucking hate you. I hate your mouth. 712 00:38:24,105 --> 00:38:26,228 I hate the way your jaw pops when you chew. 713 00:38:26,229 --> 00:38:28,398 And I hated every second I spent 714 00:38:28,482 --> 00:38:29,941 holding that clammy hand. 715 00:38:30,025 --> 00:38:31,777 I should've killed you in the womb. 716 00:38:31,860 --> 00:38:32,861 Ah, fuck you! 717 00:38:32,944 --> 00:38:34,029 Fuck you! 718 00:38:34,112 --> 00:38:35,614 Fuck you, Tommy! 719 00:38:35,697 --> 00:38:37,824 Sorry. 720 00:38:38,950 --> 00:38:40,327 Ah. 721 00:38:40,410 --> 00:38:41,870 Hey, I know you like fucking Supes, 722 00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:44,039 but I'm off the table. 723 00:38:44,122 --> 00:38:46,208 That's not why I'm here, okay? 724 00:38:46,291 --> 00:38:47,542 You're here, too, you know. 725 00:38:47,626 --> 00:38:48,835 Whatever, Pornhub. 726 00:38:48,919 --> 00:38:51,546 I don't have time for you right now. 727 00:38:58,970 --> 00:39:00,180 Hey. 728 00:39:00,263 --> 00:39:02,099 You never said you were sorry. 729 00:39:02,182 --> 00:39:03,183 What? 730 00:39:03,266 --> 00:39:05,393 For Robin. 731 00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:08,480 You never apologized for Robin. 732 00:39:08,563 --> 00:39:10,190 Jesus, you want to do this right now? 733 00:39:10,273 --> 00:39:11,525 Yeah, I do. 734 00:39:11,608 --> 00:39:13,318 You just get away with everything, don't you? 735 00:39:13,401 --> 00:39:16,279 Just running past all the broken people you leave behind. 736 00:39:17,989 --> 00:39:21,201 All right, you know what? 737 00:39:21,284 --> 00:39:22,619 What? 738 00:39:25,914 --> 00:39:27,249 I'm sorry. 739 00:39:29,126 --> 00:39:31,461 Is that what you want to hear? 740 00:39:31,545 --> 00:39:34,965 'Cause I am. 741 00:39:35,048 --> 00:39:37,175 Okay? 742 00:39:37,259 --> 00:39:39,010 It's fucked up, 743 00:39:39,094 --> 00:39:43,473 seeing somebody that you love get hurt like that. 744 00:39:43,557 --> 00:39:45,600 I'm sorry. 745 00:39:48,728 --> 00:39:51,189 I'm fucking sorry, Hughie. 746 00:39:57,487 --> 00:39:59,239 - Hughie. Hughie. - How did you do that? 747 00:39:59,322 --> 00:40:01,700 - Stop, stop! - No. No, no, no. How the fuck did you do that? 748 00:40:01,783 --> 00:40:02,951 - I'll show you again! - No. 749 00:40:03,034 --> 00:40:04,870 That is not going to happen. 750 00:40:04,953 --> 00:40:06,913 A-Train, get out of here. 751 00:40:06,997 --> 00:40:09,541 Not that you deserve the warning. 752 00:40:09,624 --> 00:40:11,168 Come on. Come on. 753 00:40:11,251 --> 00:40:13,003 Come on, come on. 754 00:40:15,755 --> 00:40:17,966 Is he here? 755 00:40:18,049 --> 00:40:20,594 He's only here for the twins, all right? 756 00:40:20,677 --> 00:40:22,387 Nobody else has to get hurt. 757 00:40:22,470 --> 00:40:25,473 You don't get to decide who to serve up on a platter here, okay? 758 00:40:25,557 --> 00:40:27,893 These are real people. We need to clear the house now. 759 00:40:27,976 --> 00:40:29,686 This is about to be a fucking bloodbath. 760 00:40:29,769 --> 00:40:32,022 No, it won't. I made Soldier Boy promise not to do anything... 761 00:40:32,105 --> 00:40:35,233 Hughie, stop it. Listen to me. 762 00:40:35,317 --> 00:40:37,694 Homelander is coming. 763 00:40:38,737 --> 00:40:40,447 The Deep told me. 764 00:40:40,530 --> 00:40:42,199 When those two start fighting... 765 00:40:43,283 --> 00:40:46,494 Please. Help me. 766 00:40:55,712 --> 00:40:57,714 - You have to go. - No. I need to stop him. 767 00:40:57,797 --> 00:40:59,424 Annie. No, Annie. 768 00:40:59,507 --> 00:41:01,134 Annie! 769 00:41:04,262 --> 00:41:06,014 Oh, my God... You teleported me? 770 00:41:06,097 --> 00:41:07,515 What the fuck? 771 00:41:08,934 --> 00:41:10,894 I saved you, Annie. 772 00:41:10,977 --> 00:41:14,564 Jesus Christ. All I want is to save you. 773 00:41:14,648 --> 00:41:17,692 You keep saying that, but I don't need you to save me. 774 00:41:17,776 --> 00:41:19,236 Right, God forbid I help you, 775 00:41:19,319 --> 00:41:21,029 because I always have to be the weak one, 776 00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:22,489 - the one you have to rescue. - No. 777 00:41:22,572 --> 00:41:23,782 You always have to be the strong one. 778 00:41:23,865 --> 00:41:26,451 You always have to be so much stronger than me. 779 00:41:26,534 --> 00:41:29,579 I thought that you didn't care about that. 780 00:41:29,663 --> 00:41:32,415 I mean, on our first date, 781 00:41:32,499 --> 00:41:34,209 you said that it didn't bother you. 782 00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:35,710 I know. 783 00:41:39,881 --> 00:41:41,883 But it does. 784 00:41:43,843 --> 00:41:45,470 Sometimes. 785 00:41:47,472 --> 00:41:48,598 A little. 786 00:41:53,186 --> 00:41:56,982 I thought the drugs had fucked you up, Hughie, but... 787 00:41:58,984 --> 00:42:00,819 ... this is you. 788 00:42:03,613 --> 00:42:05,448 This is all you. 789 00:42:39,566 --> 00:42:41,359 Halothane. 790 00:42:45,155 --> 00:42:46,740 What'd you think you were gonna do with that? 791 00:42:54,331 --> 00:42:56,541 You killed my family. 792 00:42:57,584 --> 00:42:59,002 Which one? 793 00:43:05,592 --> 00:43:06,801 Oi. 794 00:43:08,970 --> 00:43:10,388 Not him. 795 00:43:13,725 --> 00:43:15,560 Twins are out there. 796 00:43:26,404 --> 00:43:29,991 So you get Homelander, but I can't get Soldier Boy? 797 00:43:30,075 --> 00:43:33,328 You're a fucking hypocrite, Butcher. Now move. 798 00:43:33,411 --> 00:43:34,913 I can't let you do it, M. 799 00:43:34,996 --> 00:43:36,748 It'd be suicide. 800 00:43:50,804 --> 00:43:52,555 Oh, come off it. What you gonna do with it? 801 00:43:52,639 --> 00:43:53,681 Move! 802 00:43:56,267 --> 00:43:58,228 You're such a fucking idiot. 803 00:43:58,311 --> 00:43:59,729 Can't even work the TiVo without me. 804 00:44:01,981 --> 00:44:04,025 And there it is, sick fuck. 805 00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:06,111 Hiya, kids. 806 00:44:06,194 --> 00:44:08,947 That poop chute's had a workout, huh? 807 00:44:09,030 --> 00:44:10,824 Looks like the Lincoln Tunnel. 808 00:44:12,409 --> 00:44:14,077 Ben. 809 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,413 You fucked me, you selfish 810 00:44:16,496 --> 00:44:18,039 piece of shit! 811 00:44:20,208 --> 00:44:21,751 That's enough. 812 00:44:27,173 --> 00:44:30,135 - Nicaragua wasn't our fault. - Yeah, swear to God. 813 00:44:30,218 --> 00:44:32,137 Then whose fault was it? 814 00:44:32,220 --> 00:44:36,516 If you tell me, maybe I'll let you go. 815 00:44:36,599 --> 00:44:38,560 I... it was Noir. It was Noir's idea, 816 00:44:38,643 --> 00:44:40,270 top to bottom. 817 00:44:40,353 --> 00:44:42,480 He gave you to the Russians. Please. 818 00:44:42,564 --> 00:44:45,024 - Noir? - Uh-huh. 819 00:44:45,108 --> 00:44:48,319 - Yeah. - Noir wouldn't take a shit 820 00:44:48,403 --> 00:44:50,363 without Vought's say-so. 821 00:44:50,447 --> 00:44:53,783 Please? It's the truth. 822 00:45:12,177 --> 00:45:13,970 - Give me your hand. - It's been years. 823 00:45:14,053 --> 00:45:15,930 Do you want to die? 824 00:45:17,015 --> 00:45:19,767 TNT detonate! 825 00:45:30,445 --> 00:45:32,030 - I got to go. - Annie, wait. 826 00:45:32,113 --> 00:45:34,282 Annie, Annie, Annie, just... 827 00:45:34,365 --> 00:45:35,658 You can't go. 828 00:45:35,742 --> 00:45:37,118 I can't? 829 00:45:37,202 --> 00:45:39,496 I'm not gonna let you. 830 00:45:56,679 --> 00:45:59,098 Oh, shit. 831 00:45:59,182 --> 00:46:00,767 No. No. 832 00:46:00,850 --> 00:46:02,435 I don't want to hear it right now. 833 00:46:10,652 --> 00:46:11,903 Blue Hawk! 834 00:46:11,986 --> 00:46:13,863 - What? - We got to talk. 835 00:46:13,947 --> 00:46:16,991 Jesus Christ, not right now. There's a psycho back there. 836 00:46:20,245 --> 00:46:22,539 The fuck? Get your fucking hands off me. 837 00:46:22,622 --> 00:46:25,542 You hurt a lot of people. You hurt my brother. 838 00:46:25,625 --> 00:46:27,335 You're not gonna get away with it. 839 00:46:27,418 --> 00:46:28,836 Not this time. 840 00:46:29,796 --> 00:46:31,839 Fuck! 841 00:46:59,409 --> 00:47:01,035 God. 842 00:47:18,761 --> 00:47:21,514 Help me. 843 00:47:21,598 --> 00:47:24,058 S... someone please help... 844 00:47:57,425 --> 00:47:58,801 Huh. 845 00:48:08,645 --> 00:48:10,188 Sorted? 846 00:48:12,231 --> 00:48:14,233 What happened? 847 00:48:23,409 --> 00:48:26,746 William Butcher and Soldier Boy. 848 00:48:26,829 --> 00:48:28,373 Of course. 849 00:48:28,456 --> 00:48:31,209 You are behind this. 850 00:48:31,292 --> 00:48:33,169 This whole thing. 851 00:48:35,630 --> 00:48:37,465 It really is all about me. 852 00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,718 William, we made a deal 853 00:48:40,802 --> 00:48:45,098 to fight to the death, you and me. 854 00:48:45,181 --> 00:48:47,266 This is cheating. 855 00:48:47,350 --> 00:48:49,394 Deal's off. 856 00:48:57,235 --> 00:48:59,487 You were my hero growing up. 857 00:48:59,570 --> 00:49:03,366 I watched all your movies, hundreds of times. 858 00:49:03,449 --> 00:49:06,953 You were the only one that was nearly as strong as me. 859 00:49:07,036 --> 00:49:10,832 Buddy, you think you look strong? 860 00:49:10,915 --> 00:49:13,167 You're wearing a cape. 861 00:49:13,251 --> 00:49:16,379 You're just a cheap fucking knockoff. 862 00:49:16,462 --> 00:49:18,589 Oh, no, no, no. 863 00:49:21,175 --> 00:49:23,010 I'm the upgrade. 864 00:49:37,358 --> 00:49:39,235 M.M. M.M. 865 00:49:39,318 --> 00:49:41,904 M.M., M.M., please, I need you. People are hurt. 866 00:49:41,988 --> 00:49:44,949 M.M.! M.M. Please. 867 00:49:45,032 --> 00:49:47,452 He doesn't control you. 868 00:49:47,535 --> 00:49:49,203 We have to help these people. 869 00:49:50,246 --> 00:49:51,956 It's up to us. 870 00:50:12,101 --> 00:50:14,896 You really had me going for a minute there. 871 00:50:17,565 --> 00:50:19,567 Oi. 872 00:50:26,657 --> 00:50:28,326 What the fuck? 873 00:50:35,750 --> 00:50:37,543 What have you done? 874 00:50:37,627 --> 00:50:40,338 Scorched earth. 875 00:51:38,563 --> 00:51:39,605 Do it! 876 00:51:44,735 --> 00:51:45,945 Hughie! 877 00:51:46,028 --> 00:51:47,154 Get out of here! 878 00:51:47,238 --> 00:51:48,406 No fucking way. 879 00:52:19,228 --> 00:52:20,438 Let's see? 880 00:52:53,763 --> 00:52:55,181 Hey. 881 00:52:57,516 --> 00:52:58,726 I'm sorry. 882 00:53:05,733 --> 00:53:08,402 Hey, please, no. Easy. 883 00:53:08,486 --> 00:53:10,321 We need a doctor to resew these stitches. 884 00:53:17,328 --> 00:53:19,497 It was always me. 885 00:53:19,580 --> 00:53:21,624 What do you mean? 886 00:53:23,918 --> 00:53:27,463 I blamed the V for making me a monster 887 00:53:28,589 --> 00:53:29,589 but... 888 00:53:30,257 --> 00:53:32,718 that's not true. 889 00:53:32,802 --> 00:53:35,721 It is just who I am. 890 00:53:35,805 --> 00:53:37,640 No. 891 00:53:37,723 --> 00:53:39,725 You are not a monster. 892 00:53:44,730 --> 00:53:48,275 It seems no matter how much we try to run, 893 00:53:48,359 --> 00:53:51,779 we cannot escape our old lives, huh? 894 00:53:53,781 --> 00:53:56,450 I suppose no one can run that fast. 895 00:54:04,291 --> 00:54:08,379 Those things 896 00:54:08,462 --> 00:54:12,091 Little Nina said about you 897 00:54:12,174 --> 00:54:15,428 are NOT true. 898 00:54:17,346 --> 00:54:18,973 Yeah. 899 00:55:08,647 --> 00:55:10,149 This is a bad idea. 900 00:55:12,193 --> 00:55:15,321 Homelander helped make me America's sweetheart. 901 00:55:17,990 --> 00:55:19,825 He's gonna regret that. 902 00:55:27,750 --> 00:55:29,919 - You ready? - Mm-hmm. 903 00:55:31,962 --> 00:55:34,090 I'm in Montpelier, Vermont. 904 00:55:34,173 --> 00:55:37,093 Twelve heroes and civilians are dead, 905 00:55:37,176 --> 00:55:39,178 a lot more are wounded. 906 00:55:39,261 --> 00:55:41,597 Now, Homelander and Vought are going to tell you 907 00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:45,643 that it was the Supervillain and that they have it handled. 908 00:55:45,726 --> 00:55:47,269 They don't. 909 00:55:49,230 --> 00:55:51,107 It was Soldier Boy. 910 00:55:51,190 --> 00:55:53,442 I know I sound insane, but... 911 00:55:53,526 --> 00:55:59,031 Soldier Boy doesn't care about protecting Americans, 912 00:55:59,115 --> 00:56:01,367 and he probably never has. 913 00:56:01,450 --> 00:56:05,412 Most heroes don't care about you. 914 00:56:05,496 --> 00:56:10,000 They only care about their image, and... 915 00:56:10,084 --> 00:56:12,753 Homelander is the worst of them. 916 00:56:14,755 --> 00:56:17,174 He's hurt people. 917 00:56:17,258 --> 00:56:19,468 He's done something to Maeve. 918 00:56:23,556 --> 00:56:27,893 I don't know what they're gonna do to me for telling the truth, 919 00:56:27,977 --> 00:56:32,690 but I'm going to keep doing it, and I should've done it sooner. 920 00:56:32,773 --> 00:56:34,859 I'm sorry. 921 00:56:34,942 --> 00:56:37,820 And one more thing. 922 00:56:37,903 --> 00:56:41,073 I'm not Starlight anymore. 923 00:56:41,157 --> 00:56:43,159 My name is Annie January... 924 00:56:45,161 --> 00:56:47,580 ... and I fucking quit. 925 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:55,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com -