1 00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:10,261 Aah! 2 00:00:11,721 --> 00:00:12,847 What the fuck? 3 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:15,141 That was so fucked up, you guys. 4 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:17,017 Get out. You're done. 5 00:00:17,101 --> 00:00:19,645 There's one person you will never, ever defeat. 6 00:00:19,729 --> 00:00:20,730 Good luck without me. 7 00:00:20,813 --> 00:00:22,898 The answer to all our prayers. 8 00:00:22,982 --> 00:00:25,234 - A virus that kills Supes. - To make the virus 9 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:27,197 strong enough to kill Homelander would evolve it 10 00:00:27,278 --> 00:00:29,029 into something super lethal. 11 00:00:29,113 --> 00:00:31,031 Global fucking pandemic. 12 00:00:31,115 --> 00:00:34,577 I am you, which is why when I tell you you want to do this, 13 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:38,581 I am literally telling you that you fucking want to do this. 14 00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:41,208 Kimiko! 15 00:00:41,292 --> 00:00:42,477 Frenchie, that virus... 16 00:00:42,501 --> 00:00:44,086 It ain't gonna cook itself, brother. 17 00:00:44,170 --> 00:00:45,439 We ain't turning Ryan into an asset. 18 00:00:45,463 --> 00:00:48,340 - He ain't ready. - Either we figure out how to train him 19 00:00:48,424 --> 00:00:49,967 or we figure out how to kill him. 20 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,136 Stop, stop! Just stop. 21 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:53,763 Your family isn't your enemy. 22 00:00:53,846 --> 00:00:56,474 - My mom wouldn't want any of this. - And that 23 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,350 is why I got faith in the kid. 24 00:01:00,895 --> 00:01:02,396 Once he's in office, 25 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:03,960 we need to invoke the 25th amendment. 26 00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:05,816 - Who's handling all this? - Me. 27 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:07,735 - I fucking am. - When Homelander 28 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:09,629 chucks all the Starlighters into internment camps, 29 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:10,821 you're cool with that? 30 00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:11,739 You didn't know about the camps. 31 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:13,699 You just focus on the shooter. 32 00:01:13,783 --> 00:01:15,451 Make sure he's good to go on the 6th. 33 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:17,536 - Are you okay? - It's like a furnace in there. 34 00:01:19,038 --> 00:01:22,291 - Stop! - Fucking Supe shapeshifters. 35 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:23,793 Got to hand it to Sage, though. 36 00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:25,628 Perfect choice for the job. 37 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:31,300 Good morning, patriots. 38 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:35,262 It's January 6, and this is VNN Today. 39 00:01:35,346 --> 00:01:36,786 Stunning news out of Vought Studios, 40 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:40,434 who are canceling the eagerly anticipated film 41 00:01:40,518 --> 00:01:43,354 Training A-Train, though it's completely finished. 42 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,439 We just realized we'd make more from the write-off. 43 00:01:45,523 --> 00:01:48,984 We go behind the scenes of a powerful new Vought PSA. 44 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:51,278 I take responsibility. 45 00:01:53,906 --> 00:01:56,617 I take responsibility for racism. 46 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:59,370 Finally, Congress counts electoral votes today 47 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,664 to certify the incoming president. 48 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:06,085 Usually a formality, Dakota Bob's extreme anti-Supe agenda 49 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:08,087 has made it anything but. 50 00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:11,715 We will count the certificates in an orderly fashion, 51 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,551 with no debate. 52 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,219 Is that understood? 53 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:16,720 Now, as I was saying, 54 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:19,515 after ascertaining the certificates are authentic... 55 00:02:19,598 --> 00:02:21,493 Where's the fucking virus, Frenchie? 56 00:02:21,517 --> 00:02:23,811 I'm close. 57 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:25,872 You know, once they bang that gavel, 58 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:28,858 Neuman's one goddamn head pop away from the Oval Office. 59 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:31,819 - How close? - Close-ish. 60 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:35,823 Fuck. 61 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:44,540 Counting the certificate of the vote of the state of Alabama? 62 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:47,835 Hearing none. The chair advises members of Congress... 63 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:49,837 No, I told you Vicky locked it all down. 64 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,755 Please lower your voice. 65 00:02:55,134 --> 00:02:56,468 - Hey. - Hey. 66 00:02:58,220 --> 00:02:59,388 Hey. 67 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,432 He-Hey. What... 68 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,393 What the hell are you wearing? 69 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:05,561 You don't like it? 70 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:07,813 No, I mean, I… I love it. 71 00:03:07,897 --> 00:03:10,608 It's just, I-is now really the time, with the whole country 72 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,610 barreling towards 1984? 73 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:15,863 The night before my great-grandfather shipped out, 74 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:18,741 he put on his dress uniform, 75 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:23,579 barged into dinner at my great-grandmother's house, 76 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:26,040 and got down on one knee. 77 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,460 Okay. 78 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,503 Stand up. Please. 79 00:03:34,465 --> 00:03:36,216 Hughie Campbell... 80 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,390 Will you marry me? 81 00:03:43,474 --> 00:03:45,476 Ha! Uh... 82 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:48,520 You need to stay right here, okay? Just don't move. 83 00:03:48,604 --> 00:03:50,064 - Okay. - Do not move. 84 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,573 Hey. 85 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:04,244 Uh, I guess I'm-I'm doing this. 86 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:06,097 Okay, then me, too, 'cause I'm the one proposing. 87 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:07,498 Annie January, 88 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:11,293 I am terrified of what's gonna happen. 89 00:04:11,377 --> 00:04:13,295 But I feel so... 90 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,924 so lucky... 91 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,551 that I get to face it all with you. 92 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,312 Okay, all right. 93 00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:35,442 So, uh, yeah, all in all... 94 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:37,111 hard yes, let's get married. 95 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:38,612 Aah! 96 00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:40,698 Mm... 97 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:50,874 Wow, that was... that was great. 98 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:53,836 Two fingers was a lot, but... 99 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:56,130 Sorry, I was just trying to level up. 100 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:59,508 Oh, no, it's... it's fine. It's great. 101 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:11,603 Um... 102 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,023 Where you going? 103 00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:17,735 We need some champs to... celebrate. 104 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:18,944 And... 105 00:05:19,028 --> 00:05:20,988 not that Kirkland shit 106 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:23,240 that's in the fridge. 107 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,826 - I'll be right back. - Yeah, okay. Yeah. 108 00:05:36,462 --> 00:05:39,590 The certificate from Kansas, the parliamentarians advised me, 109 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:42,051 is the only certificate of vote from the state, 110 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:45,387 and has annexed to it a certificate from an authority... 111 00:05:45,471 --> 00:05:47,139 You're 90 over 60. 112 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:48,682 That's low. 113 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,643 You don't fucking say? 114 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:02,404 You know, if you need any help... 115 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,283 I don't need your help. 116 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,367 Really? 117 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:09,870 Seems to me you are shitting in a bedpan 118 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:12,331 and days away from being planted. 119 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:15,209 And what do you have to show for it? 120 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,711 I mean, Singer... he's as good as dead. 121 00:06:17,795 --> 00:06:20,464 Homelander... he won. 122 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,966 And you... you gave away the virus. 123 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:26,095 The one fucking weapon that could've stopped him. 124 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:29,056 But we are gonna turn that frown 125 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:31,391 upside down, my friend. 126 00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:33,560 You know why? 127 00:06:33,644 --> 00:06:35,437 'Cause you still have me. 128 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:38,982 You ain't even fucking real. 129 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:41,666 Well, now, that's an interesting philosophical question. 130 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,987 See, what is real are the fucking 131 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:47,991 V'd up tumors that are mushrooming inside your guts and noggin. 132 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:49,660 Super cancer. 133 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:53,413 What is real 134 00:06:53,497 --> 00:06:55,415 is that piece of you 135 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:59,628 that wants to burn every fucking Supe on Earth. 136 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:03,757 How is it you think you ripped Ezekiel into fun-sized little chunks? 137 00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:07,427 I'm the one that gave you the juice that you needed. 138 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:09,471 And I can do it again. 139 00:07:09,555 --> 00:07:11,807 All you have to do 140 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:14,309 is hold up your end of the bargain. 141 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:16,145 Bargain? 142 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:17,729 What fucking bargain? 143 00:07:17,813 --> 00:07:19,439 We go all the way. 144 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:20,899 I mean, come on, champ, 145 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:23,777 what's a little genocide between friends? 146 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:28,073 Just fuck off and let me die in peace, would you? 147 00:07:28,157 --> 00:07:29,408 Wish I could. 148 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:39,877 Since you're here... 149 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:43,463 be a doll and fetch us a pint, would you? 150 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:47,259 Come on, don't be a cunt. I'm fucking dying here. 151 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:50,095 Your dying's been pretty high on my wish list lately. 152 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,474 I appreciate what you're doing here for me. 153 00:07:54,558 --> 00:07:56,518 Not one bit of this is for you. 154 00:07:57,603 --> 00:07:59,605 All right, then. 155 00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:03,734 Give us me phone. We got work to do. 156 00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:42,105 Disgusting. 157 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,030 God damn it, Ryan. 158 00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:43,959 Come here. 159 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:47,879 Come here. That's an order. 160 00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:58,807 I'm your father. 161 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:02,019 Not him. 162 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:05,856 And I always will be. 163 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,864 Come here. 164 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,032 Now. 165 00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:19,577 Ryan. 166 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:22,497 Ryan! 167 00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:36,219 Hey. 168 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,055 You know, 169 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,765 I'd be careful with those... 170 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:45,395 those Lean Lad Diet Lunches? 171 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:47,564 They cause kidney stones 172 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,649 the size of jawbreakers. 173 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:52,277 There's a whole class action lawsuit against them. 174 00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:53,862 - Come here. - Don't! 175 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,447 Don't-don't fucking touch me. 176 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:56,740 Hey, chill, okay? 177 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,492 I just need a little recharge. 178 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:02,829 Oh. 179 00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:05,040 Why the fuck would I kill your mother? 180 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,626 That requires going to Sedona, 181 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:10,087 and no one should have to go to Sedona. 182 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,339 Get out of my head. 183 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:17,177 Oh, this? 184 00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:20,748 I proposed to Hughie this morning. 185 00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:24,226 I even told him the story about your great-grandparents. 186 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:27,521 And then we fucked to celebrate. 187 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,064 And we did butt stuff. 188 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,607 He was so into it. 189 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,484 Oh, Christ. 190 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:35,028 It's like a fucking furnace in here. 191 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:37,697 - Why? - Don't you just love proposals? 192 00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:40,534 I mean, the joy on the other person's face 193 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:43,078 when they finally get their happily ever after. 194 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,329 You're a psychopath. 195 00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:46,456 Sociopath! 196 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:51,086 Which is to be expected, really. I mean, 197 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,879 barely remember what I look like. 198 00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:56,758 I do remember the first time I shifted, though. 199 00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:59,010 One minute I was me 200 00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:01,972 and the next I was Ms. Jamison, 201 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,807 my preschool teacher. 202 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:07,686 And I could see every memory she'd ever had. 203 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,604 Fucking her husband's best friend, 204 00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:12,232 shoplifting lip gloss, hitting a student. 205 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:14,317 But you know what the funny part is? 206 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,654 She felt justified 207 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,781 in doing all those shitty things. 208 00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:21,533 You all do it. 209 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,870 You all think 210 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:27,581 you're the heroes of your own story. 211 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,291 I mean, look at you. 212 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:32,502 You're more moral and good 213 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:35,547 and honest than the rest of us 214 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:39,593 just wallowing down in the shit. 215 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,476 - I don't think that. - Yeah, you do. Come on. 216 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,513 Mind reader, remember? 217 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,348 "Wasn't my fault 218 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,851 that I was a total cunt at the pageants, that was Mommy. 219 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,604 Or that I had to suck cock 220 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:54,357 like a fucking Popsicle to stay in The Seven. No. 221 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,567 No, no, no, no, no. 222 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:58,862 I'm Annie January and it's not my fault." 223 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,065 Come on, say it with me now. 224 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,948 I'm Annie January and it's not my... 225 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,742 Fuck you! 226 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:07,621 You don't know anything about me or my life. 227 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:10,207 No? Then why aren't your powers working? 228 00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:15,670 I mean, 229 00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:18,089 you weren't even the original choice to kill Singer, 230 00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:21,885 but you're just such a fucking hot mess, 231 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,179 you made it undeniable. 232 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:26,973 Hey. 233 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,518 You'll have a couple of... 234 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,561 non-consecutive life sentences 235 00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:32,955 to work through your identity issues. 236 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,856 - Please... - Aw. 237 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,608 Poor Annie. 238 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:42,447 - Please. - "Oh, God, I'm Annie January 239 00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:44,199 and I'm the only good one." 240 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:50,413 Oh. Here. 241 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:54,209 To wash down those Lean Lad Lunches. 242 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:01,925 Okay. 243 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,385 Ah. 244 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:15,564 - Oi oi. - I've called you, like, 245 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:17,524 15 times. I was worried. I thought... 246 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,276 I don't know, I thought maybe you were... 247 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,653 Yeah, you and me both. 248 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,214 Look, we're kind of up against it right now. 249 00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:25,466 They're only a few hours away from certifying the election 250 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:29,077 and then, you know, after that happens they're-they're coming for Singer. 251 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,704 We need your help. 252 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,583 Butcher? 253 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:37,335 When I was a lad, 254 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:40,213 I heard about this place in Nevada. 255 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,882 A steakhouse. 256 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,137 Where the birds get their baps out when they're bringing your ribeye. 257 00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,557 Cool. 258 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,435 Lenny nearly pissed himself when I told him. 259 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:57,188 Thought it was the funniest thing he ever heard. 260 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,445 We was gonna go there someday. 261 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,035 Well... 262 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:14,289 Funny what you think about when your time's up, innit? 263 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:17,959 Butcher, where are you? I-I can come to you. 264 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,086 You know, we can figure this out. 265 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,213 Do us a favor, would you, Hughie? 266 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,762 Go there. 267 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:32,557 For me and Len, would you? 268 00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:34,851 You can't fucking give up. 269 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,936 You can still fight. 270 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,064 Hughie, I asked you something. 271 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,193 Fine. I'll-I'll, um... 272 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,362 I'll go to the topless steakhouse for you. 273 00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,156 Magic. 274 00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:52,410 And, uh... 275 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:58,375 tell the Boys I'm sorry, would you? 276 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,755 Tell the Boys I'm sorry 277 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,215 for, uh... 278 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,638 Just tell them I'm sorry. 279 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:16,851 Goodbye, Hughie. 280 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,407 Oh, hey, um, 281 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,952 have Negin get me a caramel pretzel s'more frappe from Jitter Bean. 282 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:36,871 Double whip. I'm just like molasses in winter today. 283 00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:40,333 Ugh, God, that's enough, Amber. Thank you. 284 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,464 Good morning. 285 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,091 How are you doing this mor... 286 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,592 Oh, God. 287 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,511 Excuse me. 288 00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:52,738 Can we just make this quick, please? 289 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,115 I have slightly more important things to do today. 290 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,725 - Yes ma'am, of course. - Hey. 291 00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:59,936 Stand by. Going in five, four, 292 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,604 three... 293 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:05,334 Welcome to the show, folks. 294 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,777 We got a real happy surprise for y'all today. 295 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:11,114 Homelander and vice president-elect 296 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,199 Victoria Neuman. 297 00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:16,202 Bless both your hearts for being here. 298 00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:19,289 I'm more than happy to find time for my friend Homelander. 299 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,915 Yeah, let's cut the BS. 300 00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:24,085 Dakota Bob says he's gonna pass nutbag anti-Supe laws 301 00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:25,628 in his first hundred days. 302 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,189 As his VP... 303 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:36,270 staunch ally of the super-abled community, 304 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,075 I really think that it's important to... 305 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,185 Ally, Victoria, really? 306 00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,731 We're here to tell the truth. 307 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,901 So just... tell the truth. 308 00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:53,406 The truth is that 309 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,290 the real issue here is lack of representation. 310 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,219 - And I want to make sure that you... - Fine, you don't want to do it? 311 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,244 I'll do it. 312 00:17:58,328 --> 00:17:59,662 Uh... 313 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,957 Victoria here is a superhero. 314 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,753 Thanks for the compliment. 315 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,839 But, like, I think the truth is we all want to be heroes, 316 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,509 but, um, I'm not literally a su... 317 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:16,387 Oh, fuck. 318 00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:18,598 It's all true. 319 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:22,685 Ms. Neuman here has been operating as 320 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,104 a secret dagger in the heart of the deep state, 321 00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:27,357 standing up to the forces of darkness that want to 322 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,193 sodomize our democracy and our toddlers, 323 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,071 but it is time for the great awakening. 324 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:36,032 Where we go one, we go Vought, y'all. 325 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,176 We're gonna take a quick break... 326 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,202 Cunt's out of the bag, innit? 327 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:41,871 Now it gets interesting. 328 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,374 All right. Great show, guys. 329 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,795 Hey. Hey! 330 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:54,384 - Ma'am... - Fuck off! Hey. 331 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,427 I worked my whole life to keep that secret. 332 00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:58,721 Well, secrets rot your soul. 333 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,099 - You're unburdened. You should thank me. - Sage said... 334 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,810 Fuck Sage. She's long gone. Listen to me. 335 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,186 Listen to me. 336 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,814 We are gonna change the world, 337 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:10,692 Vicky, for our kids and their kids. 338 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:14,279 The first super-abled president. 339 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:17,073 Hmm? And you're a gal. 340 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,325 I'll be impeached. 341 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:20,969 - Why would we care? - Because I have to 342 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:23,246 - get re-elected in four years. - Says who? 343 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,569 Article II of the Constitution. 344 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:25,957 New world, new rules. 345 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,001 Now shut the fuck up and listen. 346 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:30,003 Our fates are connected now. 347 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:33,339 Singer's as good as dead, and I am the only fucking friend you've got left. 348 00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:37,010 The train has left the station, gorgeous, and you're on it. 349 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:41,472 You'll have to arrest half your company. Half the country. 350 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,990 Wait, you think I didn't think of that? Of course I thought of that. 351 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,690 Fuck. 352 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:54,694 - Ashley, on me now. - Um, the response on socials has been mixed. 353 00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:57,196 I need you to make a list of anyone within the company 354 00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:00,742 that has damaging information on me or The Seven... 355 00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,201 But mostly me... 356 00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:03,929 Anyone with any fucking leverage whatsoever. 357 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:06,039 - Yes. - I need this fucking list yesterday. 358 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,123 Yes, sir. 359 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,499 You're a good girl. 360 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:11,794 Um... 361 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:15,006 - that doesn't sound good, Ashley. - Oh, yeah, no shit, Ashley. 362 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,257 Sorry, Ashley. 363 00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:17,884 Order! 364 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:21,554 The purpose of the joint session having concluded, 365 00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:25,767 pursuant to Senate Concurrent Resolution 1, 118th congress, 366 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:29,062 the chair declares the joint session resolved. 367 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:32,315 Certified the election despite the shocking news 368 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:36,444 that vice president-elect Victoria Neuman is super-abled. 369 00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:38,863 Protests have erupted all over the country 370 00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:40,587 - as Starlighters... - That's the ballgame. 371 00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:43,159 Open season on Singer now. Frenchie, tell me you got something. 372 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,620 You want to try this instead of me? 373 00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,747 I'm working as fast as I can. 374 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,540 Not fast enough. 375 00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:51,501 Multiple protestors have been injured... 376 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,753 You seeing this? 377 00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:55,731 Get all the dirt on Neuman ready in case we need to go nuclear. 378 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,232 Wait, wait, wait, wait. What happened to the virus? 379 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,925 There is no fucking virus. 380 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,135 What? Fuck. 381 00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:04,097 Okay, well, you know she's gonna kill us if we leak this, right? 382 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,908 If I had another fucking choice, trust me, I'd take it. 383 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,284 All right, here goes fucking nothing. 384 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,352 Hi. 385 00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:13,106 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Fuck! 386 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,732 - What? What happened? - It's all gone. 387 00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:16,377 Everything we have on Neuman... The murders, 388 00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:18,504 - her ties to Stan Edgar, everything. - Okay, okay, wait a second. 389 00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:20,923 You got backups, right... another computer or the motherfucking cloud? 390 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:23,032 You're not hearing me. It's all gone. The originals, 391 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,492 the backups, we've got nothing. 392 00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:27,954 Ain't nothing stopping her then. 393 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,706 Only one thing left to do. 394 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:33,501 Frenchie, you stay here, work fucking faster. 395 00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:34,961 Kimiko, you're with me. 396 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,981 Listen, Hughie, I'm sending you coordinates. You and Annie, 397 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,673 - meet there ASAP. - What's the plan? 398 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:42,510 We fucked up our chance at offense. All we got now is defense. 399 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:46,764 I am as shocked as you are 400 00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:49,726 by this profound betrayal of trust. 401 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,645 In America, you tell people who you are 402 00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:54,981 before you ask for their vote. 403 00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:58,735 That's why I'm calling for a new, free and fair election. 404 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,862 Mark my words, 405 00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:03,239 if Victoria Neuman becomes vice president, 406 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,950 it will be over my dead body 407 00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:07,910 because she had me assassinated. 408 00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:12,290 Wow. Guess you got to go take a bullet for the geezer, don't you? 409 00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:14,333 I think it's more important that I stay here. 410 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:16,586 Your visitor's here. 411 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,796 Send him in. 412 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,725 Man, this is never gonna work. 413 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,644 You got my text. 414 00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:35,354 I'm glad you came. 415 00:22:35,438 --> 00:22:38,691 You're almost taller than me now. 416 00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:41,360 There's no saving the kid. He can't escape his own blood. 417 00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:42,671 What are they feeding you? 418 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,631 And tell me there's vegetables involved somewhere. 419 00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:46,324 There's lettuce on the burgers. 420 00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:48,117 I've missed you, kiddo. 421 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:52,622 Listen, Ryan, 422 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:55,500 we, uh, need to have a bit of a serious chin wag. 423 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:58,127 You look... really sick. 424 00:22:58,211 --> 00:22:59,670 Don't I know it. 425 00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:04,133 Mate, I've wished myself dead more times 426 00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:05,760 than I can count. 427 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,890 And now here I am, 428 00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:12,225 and I want some more time. 429 00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:14,685 But I don't have it, 430 00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:16,646 and I don't have time to ease you into this. 431 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,439 You're gonna have to kill him, Billy. 432 00:23:18,523 --> 00:23:20,525 You can't go back to the tower. 433 00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:23,111 - You need to go with Aunt Grace. - What? 434 00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:25,071 - Like when? - Now. 435 00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:27,240 - Right now. - No, I-I can't. 436 00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:29,742 - My dad would find me. - Not this time, kiddo. 437 00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:33,287 Well... 438 00:23:33,371 --> 00:23:34,914 I'm not sure I want to leave. 439 00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:38,167 I kind of like it there. Well, parts of it. 440 00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:40,771 You see? You got to stab him with the virus and you got to do it today. 441 00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:43,047 Ryan, no. 442 00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:45,299 - Your Dad is a... - Grace. 443 00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:48,928 Look... 444 00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:52,265 when your mom died... Which weren't your fault... 445 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,268 you heard what she said. 446 00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:58,646 She had me promise to keep you safe, and that's all I'm trying to do here. 447 00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:01,274 Now, if you're telling me, 448 00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:03,359 I mean, seriously telling me, 449 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:06,237 that the place you feel safest 450 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,822 is with Homelander... 451 00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:13,703 then I ain't gonna stop you. 452 00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:28,134 Do you want to play? 453 00:24:31,012 --> 00:24:34,348 All right, then. Come on. 454 00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:50,674 - Have you seen Ryan? - No, but I can send a PA 455 00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:54,327 - to go look, if you need. - No. No. Boys need their space. 456 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:56,704 - List? - Oh, yeah. Um… Sorry. 457 00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:57,705 Thank you. 458 00:24:57,788 --> 00:24:59,624 I highlighted anyone who's contract 459 00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:01,584 we'd have to pay out if they're... 460 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:04,670 let go. 461 00:25:04,754 --> 00:25:06,797 Great. Thank you. Good job. 462 00:25:06,881 --> 00:25:08,466 You're excused. 463 00:25:15,056 --> 00:25:16,849 You know, no problem. I can get it. 464 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:27,902 Cilantro. 465 00:25:30,321 --> 00:25:31,322 Gentlemen. 466 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:34,617 The Seven is a circle of trust. 467 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:41,123 What we're gonna tell you is extremely sensitive. 468 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:42,875 - Got it? - O Captain, my Captain. 469 00:25:44,377 --> 00:25:47,088 Robert Singer will be dead 470 00:25:47,171 --> 00:25:48,881 by end of business. 471 00:25:48,965 --> 00:25:50,508 Neuman will be sworn in. 472 00:25:50,591 --> 00:25:52,927 People will panic. There will be rioting, 473 00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:55,554 bloodshed, et cetera, et cetera. 474 00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:59,934 Someone will have to swoop in and restore order. 475 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:03,729 We will put out the call to every Vought hero, 476 00:26:03,813 --> 00:26:06,357 every fucking one, to surround the Capitol, 477 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,651 the White House, and the Pentagon. 478 00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:11,487 Defending the rightful President Neuman. 479 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,698 Now, what I need you two... 480 00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:17,368 Fuck's sakes, get a Ricola. 481 00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:22,039 Sorry, sir. I'm-I'm so sorry. I'm just... the meds, you know. 482 00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:24,625 You know, the... the meds. 483 00:26:27,003 --> 00:26:28,397 They're just, they're causing a little 484 00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:31,549 heart palpitation and a high fever, but it ain't no big thing. 485 00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:33,360 Okay, well, you're coughing all over me, and it's fucking disgusting. 486 00:26:33,384 --> 00:26:34,385 Go further down. 487 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:36,929 Scoot. 488 00:26:51,569 --> 00:26:52,570 Further. 489 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:04,999 As I was saying... 490 00:27:06,417 --> 00:27:08,169 everyone on this list 491 00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:11,505 needs to be removed. 492 00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:14,258 Permanently, by the end of the day. 493 00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:18,929 Hey, if we're thinking about who's got the most dirt on us, 494 00:27:19,013 --> 00:27:21,515 wouldn't Ashley's name be at the top of the list? 495 00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:25,353 Yeah. Sure. Good idea. 496 00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:32,234 Does anybody know Ashley's last name? 497 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,369 What the...? 498 00:28:40,678 --> 00:28:42,072 You seriously telling us 499 00:28:42,096 --> 00:28:43,407 the Shifter can get through that? 500 00:28:43,431 --> 00:28:45,742 Look, for all I fucking know, they could be in here already. 501 00:28:45,766 --> 00:28:49,061 So, from now on, everybody moves with a partner, 502 00:28:49,145 --> 00:28:51,730 and you check in every five minutes on the dot. 503 00:28:51,814 --> 00:28:54,108 Stay sharp and follow motherfucking orders. 504 00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:56,068 Come on, let's get to it. 505 00:28:56,152 --> 00:28:57,736 Sir, you're gonna be all right. 506 00:28:57,820 --> 00:28:59,738 If you'd killed Neuman like I ordered, 507 00:28:59,822 --> 00:29:01,949 we wouldn't be stuck four stories underground 508 00:29:02,032 --> 00:29:04,243 playing pocket pool, idiot. 509 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,873 Balls. 510 00:29:08,956 --> 00:29:11,709 Kimiko, stay on Singer. 511 00:29:16,839 --> 00:29:19,508 Do you really think the Shifter is in here? 512 00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:22,678 I hope not, for Christ's sake, but it could be anyone, 513 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:24,430 so eyes on everyone. 514 00:29:24,513 --> 00:29:26,056 Okay. You got it. 515 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:30,811 Jesus. 516 00:29:32,396 --> 00:29:34,690 - You okay? - Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. 517 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:38,486 I'm just... warm. 518 00:29:38,569 --> 00:29:39,904 It's like a furnace in here. 519 00:29:41,822 --> 00:29:43,240 It's like a furnace in there. 520 00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:52,041 Y-You should go find some water. 521 00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:55,002 Yeah. Okay. Do you want one? 522 00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:56,795 I would love one. 523 00:29:56,879 --> 00:29:58,756 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 524 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:08,057 Holy fucking shit. 525 00:30:33,624 --> 00:30:34,959 Balls. 526 00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:38,254 Hey. Hey, man. Hey, just... sorry. Just something... stupid. 527 00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:40,023 Real quick, just don't look at me, look right into the room. 528 00:30:40,047 --> 00:30:42,508 - Huh? - Don't look at me, just look forward. 529 00:30:42,591 --> 00:30:44,819 - Don't look at me, just look forward. - All right, all right, okay. 530 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:47,179 Stay cool. 531 00:30:47,263 --> 00:30:49,306 - It's Annie. - What's Annie? 532 00:30:49,390 --> 00:30:51,225 - The Shifter, it's Annie. - What? 533 00:30:51,308 --> 00:30:52,702 She's the Shifter. Don't look at me, just look forward. 534 00:30:52,726 --> 00:30:53,769 How do you know? 535 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:56,373 Just trust me, I don't know how or when they switched, but that is 536 00:30:56,397 --> 00:30:59,024 - 100% percent not Annie. - Okay, okay, okay, listen. 537 00:30:59,108 --> 00:31:02,268 The fate of the country relies on us keeping our shit together, so just chill... 538 00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:04,655 - Hey. - Hey. -Hey. 539 00:31:04,738 --> 00:31:05,781 Water? 540 00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:07,259 - Thanks. - There you go. 541 00:31:07,283 --> 00:31:08,909 - Yeah, great. - Mm-hmm. 542 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,287 Mmm. 543 00:31:12,288 --> 00:31:15,291 Mmm. Mmm. 544 00:31:18,085 --> 00:31:19,295 What are you looking at? 545 00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:23,132 - Uh... - I know. 546 00:31:25,968 --> 00:31:29,471 Oh. Wow... you... 547 00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:32,808 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 548 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:33,931 Yep. We did that. 549 00:31:33,976 --> 00:31:36,061 That is a thing... 550 00:31:36,145 --> 00:31:37,789 - that we did. - For the record, 551 00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:41,567 I proposed. 'Cause peg the patriarchy, right? 552 00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:44,820 Yeah, peg the patriarchy. You got to peg it... 553 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,280 peg it in all its holes. 554 00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:47,507 Listen, getting hitched, 555 00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:48,883 best decision I ever made in my life, 556 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,743 so congratulations to you both. 557 00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:53,203 But, uh, you know, Mother Nature's calling, 558 00:31:53,287 --> 00:31:54,955 so I'm about to go hit the head, and... 559 00:31:55,039 --> 00:31:57,199 - y'all just hold down the fort... - Yes, motherfucker. 560 00:31:58,334 --> 00:31:59,769 - Sir, get down. - Sir, come with me. 561 00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:00,836 Aah! 562 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,504 Sir, this way. 563 00:32:03,505 --> 00:32:04,882 Oh, shit. 564 00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:19,772 Oh, goddamn it. 565 00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:41,377 Go. 566 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:26,338 Come on. 567 00:33:26,422 --> 00:33:27,607 How many fucking numbers are there? 568 00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:29,508 Oh, God. 569 00:33:40,853 --> 00:33:42,896 Take Singer. Go. 570 00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:43,980 Now. 571 00:33:44,982 --> 00:33:47,317 - Let's go. - Go. 572 00:33:47,401 --> 00:33:49,319 Hughie, go. 573 00:33:56,368 --> 00:34:00,539 You really think your broke-down ass can take me? 574 00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:04,251 You couldn't even blast yourself out, could you? 575 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:32,988 You're right. 576 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:35,616 I don't know if I'm a hero. 577 00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:40,329 I don't know who the fuck I am. 578 00:34:42,039 --> 00:34:46,585 But I do know that I'm the bitch beating your ass. 579 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,245 Victoria. 580 00:35:21,328 --> 00:35:22,996 Singer's alive. Your assassin failed. 581 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,849 - What do you mean failed? - Now the CIA's gonna find 582 00:35:24,873 --> 00:35:26,416 an even deeper hole to hide him in. 583 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,210 Well, there's nothing on the news. 584 00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:30,462 Because he's gonna hit me back quietly, and I'm fairly 585 00:35:30,546 --> 00:35:32,130 fucking sure he has the means to do it. 586 00:35:32,214 --> 00:35:33,507 Where is Sage? 587 00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:36,390 Maybe she can find a way out of this idiotic mess you've dropped us in. 588 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:40,430 We have not failed. I will end Singer myself if I have to. 589 00:35:40,514 --> 00:35:43,100 You will be president, and you will 590 00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:45,477 go along with every word I say 591 00:35:45,561 --> 00:35:49,565 as if my hand was jammed up your tight, puckered little asshole, 592 00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:51,042 like the puppet you've always been. 593 00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:55,737 And, Victoria, if you stray even an inch off that path, 594 00:35:55,821 --> 00:36:00,075 I will make sure Zoe knows nothing but pain for the rest of her life, 595 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:03,203 and I will send you a piece of her every year 596 00:36:03,287 --> 00:36:05,247 for the fucking rest of yours. 597 00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:07,958 There is no fail. 598 00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:20,220 Well, guess who has two thumbs 599 00:36:20,304 --> 00:36:23,974 and is the motherfucking genius of all fucking geniuses. 600 00:36:24,057 --> 00:36:25,475 The virus is... 601 00:36:27,144 --> 00:36:28,437 What happened to you guys? 602 00:36:58,175 --> 00:37:00,093 Hello, hello. 603 00:37:00,177 --> 00:37:02,930 Um, you okay? 604 00:37:03,013 --> 00:37:04,473 I'm great. 605 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:06,516 Thank God you showed up. 606 00:37:07,601 --> 00:37:10,062 - How'd you find us, anyway? - Find Your Phone. 607 00:37:11,271 --> 00:37:15,317 - I actually also found your fiancée. - Oh... 608 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,836 - Congratulations. - No, she's not... 609 00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:17,903 She wasn't my fiancée. 610 00:37:17,986 --> 00:37:19,112 No, you're... 611 00:37:19,196 --> 00:37:22,574 You put the ring on her finger, Hughie. 612 00:37:22,658 --> 00:37:26,495 - Mm. - I know because I pried it off her fucking dead hand! 613 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:28,431 Look, I thought I was getting engaged to you, all right? 614 00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:31,500 She looked just like you, you know, right down to that freckle you have 615 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:33,835 - down... - So you did fuck her. 616 00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:35,045 I... 617 00:37:35,128 --> 00:37:36,254 I mean, you know... 618 00:37:36,338 --> 00:37:37,631 How many times? 619 00:37:37,714 --> 00:37:39,007 Had to be less than... 620 00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:41,510 20. 621 00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:42,761 Oh, my fucking God. 622 00:37:42,844 --> 00:37:44,471 - I was gone for ten days. - She almost 623 00:37:44,554 --> 00:37:46,954 always initiated, and, again, I cannot overstate this enough, 624 00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:48,600 I thought it was you. 625 00:37:48,684 --> 00:37:51,287 Yeah, and as long as you were getting laid, you didn't look too close. 626 00:37:51,311 --> 00:37:52,813 That's the Annie you want. 627 00:37:52,896 --> 00:37:54,773 Down to go down whenever. The perfect girl. 628 00:37:54,856 --> 00:37:58,986 Not someone who is depressed or fucked-up 629 00:37:59,069 --> 00:38:00,779 or comes with any complications. 630 00:38:03,198 --> 00:38:04,878 You want to know how I knew it wasn't you? 631 00:38:07,536 --> 00:38:10,539 In the apartment she wore some designer dress, 632 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:13,101 and you always ditch your bra for sweats as soon as you get home. 633 00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:14,793 She, she found your car keys 634 00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:18,380 on the first try, and you have never, ever found your car keys in under 15 minutes. 635 00:38:18,463 --> 00:38:19,464 But the final clue: 636 00:38:19,548 --> 00:38:22,467 in the bunker she was sweating, 637 00:38:22,551 --> 00:38:27,097 and you have always been and always will be 90% pashmina. 638 00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:28,974 I love that about you. 639 00:38:29,057 --> 00:38:30,767 All your weird, amazing 640 00:38:30,851 --> 00:38:33,145 fucked-up-ness, that's what makes you you. 641 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:35,689 Annie, please. 642 00:38:38,692 --> 00:38:39,818 I can't. 643 00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:47,659 Fuck. 644 00:38:58,545 --> 00:38:59,713 Vicky? 645 00:38:59,796 --> 00:39:01,048 I want out. 646 00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:03,884 Sorry, is-is this a joke? 647 00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:05,927 No. 648 00:39:07,095 --> 00:39:08,180 It's gone too far. 649 00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:10,324 No. No, you're just saying that 'cause the assassination failed. 650 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:12,309 No, I'm saying it 'cause it'll never fucking end. 651 00:39:12,392 --> 00:39:15,771 Homelander's unhinged, he's not even listening to Sage anymore. 652 00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:17,814 If I become president, I'm just gonna be a puppet, 653 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:19,441 and if I fight back, he'll... 654 00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:24,362 I'll resign without a fight. 655 00:39:24,446 --> 00:39:26,883 You just need to get the CIA off my ass and get me and Zoe out. 656 00:39:26,907 --> 00:39:28,283 Okay, fuck all the way off. 657 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,077 You're like the asshole who cried wolf. 658 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,287 - I mean, the shit that you have done... - Oh, what? 659 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:34,599 Like how you got Sameer to cook up some more of the virus to kill me? 660 00:39:34,623 --> 00:39:36,208 Oh, and, yeah, cut off his fucking leg! 661 00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:37,793 Ah. 662 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:39,961 Glad you two connected. Okay. 663 00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:41,546 So the leg thing wasn't me, 664 00:39:41,630 --> 00:39:43,649 and you didn't exactly leave us with a ton of options. 665 00:39:43,673 --> 00:39:46,343 Look, the point is, you hit me, I hit you back, 666 00:39:46,426 --> 00:39:47,844 and it never fucking ends. 667 00:39:47,928 --> 00:39:49,262 WarGames, Hughie. 668 00:39:51,348 --> 00:39:52,933 The only way to win is not to play. 669 00:39:58,313 --> 00:39:59,564 I thought I wanted this. 670 00:39:59,648 --> 00:40:01,733 Not for Zoe or... 671 00:40:01,817 --> 00:40:04,277 Edgar but for me. 672 00:40:04,361 --> 00:40:08,073 You know, I just... I wanted to feel safe, and not like 673 00:40:08,156 --> 00:40:10,367 that scared fucking kid at Red River. 674 00:40:13,620 --> 00:40:16,289 But I don't feel safe, and I'm really fucking scared. 675 00:40:18,792 --> 00:40:20,877 And I'm not getting Zoe killed over this. 676 00:40:24,798 --> 00:40:26,508 This is the only way. 677 00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:29,072 Vicky, I don't know how to trust you. 678 00:40:30,262 --> 00:40:31,805 I'll tell you where Zoe is. 679 00:40:33,223 --> 00:40:34,558 Is she okay? 680 00:40:34,641 --> 00:40:37,477 Yeah, but if I get her, it'll draw too much attention. 681 00:40:37,561 --> 00:40:39,163 And that's how you know you can trust me, 682 00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:41,815 because I am trusting my daughter with you. 683 00:40:43,859 --> 00:40:45,986 Please, Hughie. 684 00:40:46,069 --> 00:40:49,698 You're literally the only person on Earth I can turn to right now. 685 00:41:01,334 --> 00:41:03,003 Enough fucking running. 686 00:41:15,432 --> 00:41:16,933 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 687 00:41:17,017 --> 00:41:19,019 Sorry, bro, you're on the list. 688 00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:21,438 Don't kill me. I can pay you. 689 00:41:21,521 --> 00:41:22,689 You're a writer. 690 00:41:22,772 --> 00:41:24,083 - You don't get paid shit. - Please... 691 00:41:24,107 --> 00:41:25,358 I-I'll do anything. 692 00:41:28,361 --> 00:41:29,404 Anything? 693 00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,575 Tell me I'm the smartest superhero in The Seven. 694 00:41:34,910 --> 00:41:38,455 You are, by far, the smartest superhero in The Seven. 695 00:41:38,538 --> 00:41:40,081 You're brilliant, a genius. 696 00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:43,210 And that you respect me the most. Besides Homelander, of course. 697 00:41:43,293 --> 00:41:45,295 Of course. Of course I respect you. 698 00:41:45,378 --> 00:41:47,839 You-You're amazing. 699 00:41:47,923 --> 00:41:50,467 You're just saying that 'cause you're scared, aren't you? 700 00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:51,801 No, I'm not. 701 00:41:51,885 --> 00:41:54,387 - I swear. - Yeah, you are. 702 00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:57,432 But you know what, bro? 703 00:41:58,725 --> 00:42:00,060 That's good enough for me. 704 00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:16,660 Yo, have you seen Ashley? 705 00:42:16,743 --> 00:42:18,453 This is Ashley. 706 00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:22,207 No, bro. 707 00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:24,209 The other Ashley. 708 00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,605 - This Ashley's not even on the list. - Well, I don't know. 709 00:42:27,629 --> 00:42:29,339 Everyone here's named fucking Ashley. 710 00:42:30,799 --> 00:42:32,425 Bro. 711 00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:42,519 Murder boner. 712 00:42:42,602 --> 00:42:44,402 - You've got to be kidding me. - Look, 713 00:42:44,437 --> 00:42:46,564 if we can flip Neuman, as powerful as she is, 714 00:42:46,648 --> 00:42:48,733 with everything that she has on Vought, I mean, 715 00:42:48,817 --> 00:42:50,568 if there's even a five percent chance. 716 00:42:50,652 --> 00:42:53,196 Alors, what, just forget that Neuman is a monster? 717 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,115 I'm not saying that. I'm saying... 718 00:42:55,198 --> 00:42:56,992 Look, we've all done bad shit. 719 00:42:57,075 --> 00:42:59,619 What if she's just fucked-up like the rest of us, 720 00:42:59,703 --> 00:43:01,371 just trying to do right by her kid? 721 00:43:01,454 --> 00:43:04,416 It's insane that we're even discussing this. 722 00:43:04,499 --> 00:43:07,085 What's insane is that our solution to every problem 723 00:43:07,168 --> 00:43:08,253 is murder. 724 00:43:08,336 --> 00:43:10,922 I used to freak out whenever I saw blood. 725 00:43:11,006 --> 00:43:12,590 Now I barely blink at it. 726 00:43:13,883 --> 00:43:15,302 It shouldn't be that way. 727 00:43:15,385 --> 00:43:17,512 This isn't some fucking Vought movie. 728 00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,222 Violence isn't brave. 729 00:43:19,306 --> 00:43:21,641 Neither is hating my mom 730 00:43:21,725 --> 00:43:23,601 or A-Train or... 731 00:43:23,685 --> 00:43:24,811 anyone. 732 00:43:24,894 --> 00:43:26,521 But forgiveness, 733 00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:27,689 letting go, 734 00:43:27,772 --> 00:43:29,190 a little fucking mercy... 735 00:43:29,274 --> 00:43:30,984 That's brave. 736 00:43:32,569 --> 00:43:33,653 It's crazy. 737 00:43:33,737 --> 00:43:35,655 But it's brave. 738 00:43:37,782 --> 00:43:40,462 It's about the last thing my dad ever taught me, and I just think... 739 00:43:41,786 --> 00:43:43,347 if we're ever gonna win against monsters, 740 00:43:43,371 --> 00:43:45,415 I think we need to start acting human. 741 00:43:51,463 --> 00:43:52,881 Fuck it. 742 00:43:55,216 --> 00:43:57,844 Really? Just... fuck it? 743 00:43:57,927 --> 00:43:59,846 Annie, we're probably dead either way. 744 00:44:00,847 --> 00:44:02,682 Might as well go out with our heads held high. 745 00:44:02,766 --> 00:44:04,184 So... 746 00:44:04,267 --> 00:44:05,769 - fuck it. - Oh. 747 00:44:05,852 --> 00:44:06,895 Great. 748 00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:08,396 Look, 749 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:09,981 taking a chance with A-Train, 750 00:44:10,065 --> 00:44:12,067 that shit was crazy. 751 00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:13,735 But look at how it turned out. 752 00:44:16,988 --> 00:44:18,531 Shit. 753 00:44:20,617 --> 00:44:21,951 Fuck it. 754 00:44:22,035 --> 00:44:23,411 Petit Hughie, 755 00:44:23,495 --> 00:44:24,496 if you're wrong... 756 00:44:24,579 --> 00:44:25,955 Trust but verify. 757 00:44:26,039 --> 00:44:29,542 But, Frenchie, can you get that virus into Neuman's system? 758 00:44:29,626 --> 00:44:31,669 With a carbon metamaterial tip 759 00:44:31,753 --> 00:44:33,463 to a dart gun 760 00:44:33,546 --> 00:44:36,132 and I aim for soft tissue... 761 00:44:37,342 --> 00:44:38,426 perhaps. 762 00:44:38,510 --> 00:44:39,570 Then do it. 763 00:44:39,594 --> 00:44:42,430 'Cause if this is a trap, at least we ain't walking in blind. 764 00:44:42,514 --> 00:44:46,142 And, Hughie, if Neuman even blinks funny, 765 00:44:46,226 --> 00:44:47,977 Frenchie's dropping her. 766 00:44:48,061 --> 00:44:50,021 Fair. Got it. 767 00:44:52,023 --> 00:44:53,024 Look, Annie... 768 00:44:53,108 --> 00:44:54,442 Shut up. 769 00:44:54,526 --> 00:44:59,364 You are getting tested for every single disease known to mankind. 770 00:44:59,447 --> 00:45:00,990 Okay? 771 00:45:01,074 --> 00:45:02,742 I'm not getting Shifter syphilis. 772 00:45:09,582 --> 00:45:11,751 Fuck yeah, Hughie. Fuck yeah. 773 00:45:16,589 --> 00:45:18,842 You really think this is wise? 774 00:45:20,301 --> 00:45:22,762 What if Hughie's right? 775 00:45:23,596 --> 00:45:28,977 What if forgiveness is the best we can do? 776 00:45:30,103 --> 00:45:31,187 Even to Neuman? 777 00:45:31,438 --> 00:45:33,398 To Neuman. 778 00:45:33,481 --> 00:45:35,733 To ourselves. 779 00:45:38,319 --> 00:45:41,364 Neuman is easy compared to us. 780 00:45:43,867 --> 00:45:45,201 How? 781 00:45:46,661 --> 00:45:51,708 We try a little every day, I guess. 782 00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:04,721 You know how I said you should be with Colin? 783 00:46:04,804 --> 00:46:06,222 Oui. 784 00:46:08,558 --> 00:46:10,894 I lied. 785 00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:15,607 I just thought you deserved to be with someone... 786 00:46:19,527 --> 00:46:23,740 Better than me. 787 00:46:25,492 --> 00:46:26,701 Mon coeur... 788 00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:31,164 there is no one... 789 00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:33,875 better than you. 790 00:47:13,665 --> 00:47:14,791 You know I can hear you. 791 00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:19,379 "Marvin said there was an attempt on Singer's life. 792 00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:21,214 - He survived." - We know. 793 00:47:21,297 --> 00:47:24,133 There's just some things you don't got to worry about. That's all. 794 00:47:24,217 --> 00:47:26,111 They're gonna try again, and that virus 795 00:47:26,135 --> 00:47:27,637 is a Hail Mary at best. 796 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:30,223 We are out of time and out of better options. 797 00:47:30,306 --> 00:47:31,849 Ryan needs to know the truth. 798 00:47:31,933 --> 00:47:33,268 And we'll get there. 799 00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:34,852 What truth? 800 00:47:36,729 --> 00:47:38,606 The assassination attempt, 801 00:47:38,690 --> 00:47:40,692 it was on your father's orders. 802 00:47:41,901 --> 00:47:42,986 What? 803 00:47:43,069 --> 00:47:45,405 And Flight 37... 804 00:47:45,488 --> 00:47:48,825 Homelander killed every soul on board. 805 00:47:48,908 --> 00:47:49,909 Grace. 806 00:47:49,993 --> 00:47:50,994 You're lying. 807 00:47:51,077 --> 00:47:52,078 We have it on video. 808 00:47:52,161 --> 00:47:53,871 And he's murdered countless more. 809 00:47:53,955 --> 00:47:55,808 - Your father isn't who you think he is. - Just stop. 810 00:47:55,832 --> 00:47:58,143 - And he wasn't having an affair with your mother. - Grace. 811 00:47:58,167 --> 00:47:59,252 He raped her. 812 00:48:09,971 --> 00:48:12,098 I'm sorry, son. 813 00:48:12,181 --> 00:48:14,434 And? 814 00:48:15,518 --> 00:48:17,020 Your heart's pounding. 815 00:48:17,103 --> 00:48:19,564 There's something you're not telling me. 816 00:48:19,647 --> 00:48:21,566 And you're the only one who can stop him. 817 00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:23,735 S-Stop him? 818 00:48:23,818 --> 00:48:25,737 Like, kill him? 819 00:48:25,820 --> 00:48:27,238 No. No, I can't. 820 00:48:27,322 --> 00:48:28,615 Don't ask me to. 821 00:48:28,698 --> 00:48:29,907 Ryan, you're strong. 822 00:48:29,991 --> 00:48:31,618 - He's stronger. - We'll train you. 823 00:48:31,701 --> 00:48:33,804 - Get you ready. - So this is why you want me to go with you? 824 00:48:33,828 --> 00:48:36,497 So you can teach me how to kill my dad? 825 00:48:36,581 --> 00:48:38,041 I have to go. 826 00:48:38,124 --> 00:48:39,584 No, just stay. 827 00:48:39,667 --> 00:48:41,753 - We'll talk it out together. - I don't want to talk. 828 00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:43,546 I'll be back, I just need to think. 829 00:48:43,630 --> 00:48:45,816 Listen, Ryan, there ain't gonna be another time for you and me. 830 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,526 All right? Let's just take a breather. Yeah? 831 00:48:47,550 --> 00:48:49,052 You can't leave. 832 00:48:54,474 --> 00:48:56,392 Wait. 833 00:48:56,476 --> 00:48:58,603 These walls are six feet thick. 834 00:48:58,686 --> 00:49:00,605 This is the CIA's Hazlet safe house. 835 00:49:00,688 --> 00:49:02,231 Designed to hold people like you. 836 00:49:02,315 --> 00:49:04,942 I could seal us in here, flood the room with halothane. 837 00:49:05,026 --> 00:49:07,153 And we all take a nice, long nap. 838 00:49:07,236 --> 00:49:09,739 - But I don't want to do that, kiddo. - You planned this. 839 00:49:09,822 --> 00:49:12,075 All along. You, you brought me here to trap me. 840 00:49:12,158 --> 00:49:13,993 No, no. We brought you here to help you. 841 00:49:14,077 --> 00:49:16,579 You're locking me in a cage unless I agree to be your weapon. 842 00:49:16,663 --> 00:49:18,206 Just like they did to my dad. 843 00:49:18,289 --> 00:49:20,333 That ain't the way it is, honest. 844 00:49:22,001 --> 00:49:23,670 - Let me go. - Ryan. 845 00:49:23,753 --> 00:49:25,838 When I lost my grandkids, it left 846 00:49:25,922 --> 00:49:29,008 this big empty black hole inside me. 847 00:49:29,092 --> 00:49:31,969 Then the greatest miracle came along. 848 00:49:32,053 --> 00:49:33,805 You. 849 00:49:37,058 --> 00:49:39,018 I love you, kiddo. 850 00:49:39,102 --> 00:49:40,645 Please. 851 00:49:40,728 --> 00:49:43,815 Aunt Grace... I want to leave. 852 00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:45,650 - I'm sorry. - Get out of my way. 853 00:49:45,733 --> 00:49:47,527 Grace. 854 00:49:47,610 --> 00:49:48,444 I'm sorry. 855 00:49:48,528 --> 00:49:50,530 No! 856 00:50:53,301 --> 00:50:54,802 What? 857 00:50:58,389 --> 00:51:00,933 Hello, hello. 858 00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:06,647 You took your braces off, since last time we saw you. 859 00:51:06,731 --> 00:51:08,900 - Let's not do that. - Uh-huh. 860 00:51:08,983 --> 00:51:10,860 How's this gonna work, Neuman? 861 00:51:10,943 --> 00:51:12,403 Simple. 862 00:51:12,487 --> 00:51:14,238 You help me get clear of Homelander, 863 00:51:14,322 --> 00:51:16,491 and Singer's people at the CIA. 864 00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:19,744 - And I go quietly. - Mm. 865 00:51:19,827 --> 00:51:23,247 - And you'll owe us one. - A lot more than one. 866 00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:28,252 I will owe you many. 867 00:51:28,336 --> 00:51:31,297 Great. So you're gonna help us 868 00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:32,882 take down Vought 869 00:51:32,965 --> 00:51:34,634 and Homelander. 870 00:51:38,137 --> 00:51:39,555 Oi. 871 00:51:45,603 --> 00:51:47,063 Butcher? 872 00:51:48,898 --> 00:51:50,608 No deals. 873 00:51:51,943 --> 00:51:54,904 I can explain, all right? It's all good. I know 874 00:51:54,987 --> 00:51:57,508 what this looks like, but with everything that we've been through together, 875 00:51:57,532 --> 00:52:01,410 I've never once asked you to trust me. I am asking now. 876 00:52:01,494 --> 00:52:03,913 Like the way you used to trust Lenny. 877 00:52:06,332 --> 00:52:08,751 Please, Butcher. 878 00:52:41,367 --> 00:52:43,286 Stop! 879 00:52:45,705 --> 00:52:47,999 No, no, no, no. 880 00:53:22,241 --> 00:53:23,659 Stop. Stop. 881 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,705 It's suicide. 882 00:53:30,291 --> 00:53:32,793 I'll be taking that virus now, thanks, Frenchie. 883 00:53:32,877 --> 00:53:34,295 Ain't no fucking way. 884 00:53:35,630 --> 00:53:37,214 You took V? 885 00:53:37,298 --> 00:53:39,967 It will work on you, too. 886 00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:56,150 If I were you lot, 887 00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:57,818 I wouldn't hang about. 888 00:54:02,448 --> 00:54:04,700 Oh, by the way. 889 00:54:08,412 --> 00:54:10,831 You're all fucking welcome. 890 00:54:27,598 --> 00:54:31,519 We are interrupting our regular reporting with a breaking news story, 891 00:54:31,602 --> 00:54:33,854 that at... I'm sorry, I'm just 892 00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:36,816 looking to my producers here. Is this confirmed? 893 00:54:36,899 --> 00:54:39,735 They're, they're, they're telling me it has been. 894 00:54:39,819 --> 00:54:43,364 The Vice President-Elect, Victoria Neuman, is dead. 895 00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:45,616 Assassinated today only hours 896 00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:48,911 after revealing to the world that she is super-abled... 897 00:54:48,995 --> 00:54:51,080 Where's Ryan? 898 00:54:51,163 --> 00:54:53,958 This was all for him after all, right? 899 00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:56,168 What are you doing here? 900 00:54:56,252 --> 00:54:58,004 Celebrating. 901 00:54:58,087 --> 00:54:59,797 We won. Here. 902 00:55:01,924 --> 00:55:03,592 Everything's turned to shit. 903 00:55:03,676 --> 00:55:04,927 Plan's dead. 904 00:55:05,011 --> 00:55:06,971 This is the plan. 905 00:55:07,054 --> 00:55:09,890 I mean, sure, a few curveballs, 906 00:55:09,974 --> 00:55:12,810 but, uh, we got here. 907 00:55:12,893 --> 00:55:14,812 Just had to keep a few bits to myself. 908 00:55:14,895 --> 00:55:16,689 You know, the bits you'd fuck up by... 909 00:55:18,065 --> 00:55:20,067 …you know, being you. 910 00:55:20,151 --> 00:55:21,777 Neuman would have been a shit patsy. 911 00:55:21,861 --> 00:55:23,279 Stubborn, too many ideas. 912 00:55:23,362 --> 00:55:25,406 So I went another way. 913 00:55:25,489 --> 00:55:28,034 Bob Singer himself ordering the assassination. 914 00:55:28,117 --> 00:55:30,619 If you'd killed Neuman like I ordered, 915 00:55:30,703 --> 00:55:33,956 we wouldn't be stuck four stories underground playing pocket pool. 916 00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:35,458 And now we go live. 917 00:55:35,541 --> 00:55:37,668 Okay, that's President-Elect Robert Singer 918 00:55:37,752 --> 00:55:39,879 taken into custody by federal agents... 919 00:55:39,962 --> 00:55:41,255 She tried to kill me first. 920 00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:44,425 In an unprecedented turn of events that is 921 00:55:44,508 --> 00:55:48,387 certain to go down as one of the darkest days... 922 00:55:49,472 --> 00:55:50,890 Oh. 923 00:55:50,973 --> 00:55:53,100 It's for you. 924 00:55:55,644 --> 00:55:56,896 Who is it? 925 00:55:56,979 --> 00:55:58,981 Oh, Speaker of the House Calhoun. 926 00:55:59,065 --> 00:56:00,816 Once they invoke the 25th, 927 00:56:00,900 --> 00:56:02,443 he's next in line to be president. 928 00:56:02,526 --> 00:56:04,737 He'd like to pledge his allegiance to you. 929 00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:12,620 To me? 930 00:56:14,038 --> 00:56:15,122 Just like I promised. 931 00:56:15,206 --> 00:56:16,457 We had a deal. 932 00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:17,875 Yeah, well, I broke the deal. 933 00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:19,627 I didn't. 934 00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:21,087 I told you, 935 00:56:21,170 --> 00:56:23,339 you could trust me, boo. 936 00:56:23,422 --> 00:56:25,424 I got your back. 937 00:56:34,725 --> 00:56:37,686 I-I threw you out like... 938 00:56:38,813 --> 00:56:40,106 like garbage. 939 00:56:42,108 --> 00:56:43,359 Why would you do this? 940 00:56:45,653 --> 00:56:47,655 To see if I could. 941 00:56:50,116 --> 00:56:51,909 Thank you. 942 00:56:51,992 --> 00:56:54,245 This was so much fun. 943 00:56:54,328 --> 00:56:56,247 Whoo. 944 00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:58,833 Just, you know, next time, 945 00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:00,960 listen to me. 946 00:57:04,171 --> 00:57:05,714 Next time? 947 00:57:05,798 --> 00:57:07,800 Oh, hells yeah, blond ambition. 948 00:57:09,510 --> 00:57:11,846 Buckle up for phase two. 949 00:57:26,861 --> 00:57:28,571 Homelander speaking. 950 00:57:28,654 --> 00:57:31,824 And that is why, as my first official act, 951 00:57:31,907 --> 00:57:34,994 under Article One, Section Nine of the Constitution, 952 00:57:35,077 --> 00:57:37,580 I'm declaring martial law 953 00:57:37,830 --> 00:57:42,084 and deputizing hundreds of superheroes nationwide, 954 00:57:42,168 --> 00:57:44,044 who will report directly 955 00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:47,298 to Homelander himself. 956 00:57:47,381 --> 00:57:49,175 - To keep... - Thank you, Mr. President. 957 00:57:53,804 --> 00:57:57,099 Victoria Neuman, she was a great American. 958 00:57:57,183 --> 00:57:58,809 And a dear, dear friend. 959 00:57:58,893 --> 00:58:00,436 Murdered 960 00:58:00,519 --> 00:58:03,731 in cold blood by deep-state Starlighters 961 00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:06,150 embedded in our own government. 962 00:58:06,233 --> 00:58:09,195 Now that we have full legal authority, 963 00:58:09,278 --> 00:58:12,406 a veritable army of superheroes will be called upon 964 00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:16,535 to rout these traitors from our government and from our streets. 965 00:58:17,578 --> 00:58:19,747 America will be safe again. 966 00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:21,373 And to the Starlighters, 967 00:58:21,457 --> 00:58:23,584 whatever rock you're hiding under, 968 00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:26,503 we're coming for you. 969 00:58:26,587 --> 00:58:28,297 I'm coming for you. 970 00:58:29,757 --> 00:58:32,051 Because today... 971 00:58:33,385 --> 00:58:36,347 a new age of superheroes begins. 972 00:59:14,677 --> 00:59:17,012 We wake up to a new world. 973 00:59:17,096 --> 00:59:19,473 Where hope, purity 974 00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:22,643 and Jesus's love shine down upon us all. 975 00:59:22,726 --> 00:59:27,273 Where children can sleep peacefully in their mothers' arms, 976 00:59:27,356 --> 00:59:31,694 knowing Starlight's pedo agenda has been thwarted. 977 00:59:39,201 --> 00:59:40,536 Kimiko! 978 01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:07,938 Where America finally sees the woke mob 979 01:00:08,022 --> 01:00:10,816 for what it is: monsters who want to destroy 980 01:00:10,899 --> 01:00:14,194 our heritage, traffic our children, 981 01:00:14,278 --> 01:00:16,363 and feminize our men. 982 01:00:18,282 --> 01:00:21,118 Where, with Homelander's guidance... 983 01:00:24,663 --> 01:00:27,249 we will all come together in unity. 984 01:00:32,296 --> 01:00:33,881 No. 985 01:00:33,964 --> 01:00:36,592 No. No! 986 01:00:36,675 --> 01:00:39,428 No! 987 01:00:40,471 --> 01:00:42,890 No! 988 01:00:57,696 --> 01:01:00,240 We will make America 989 01:01:00,324 --> 01:01:02,951 strong again. 990 01:01:03,035 --> 01:01:05,204 Proud again. 991 01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:11,835 And most of all, 992 01:01:11,919 --> 01:01:14,880 we will make America super again. 993 01:01:45,369 --> 01:01:46,870 How long have you known? 994 01:01:46,954 --> 01:01:49,415 Only since this morning's classified briefing. 995 01:01:52,459 --> 01:01:54,461 You were my first call. 996 01:01:55,629 --> 01:01:57,256 Hand to God. 997 01:02:03,971 --> 01:02:06,140 You got to be fucking kidding me. 998 01:02:07,808 --> 01:02:09,601 This whole time.