1 00:00:07,633 --> 00:00:09,008 [Homelander] Scorched-earth. 2 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,052 [uneasy music playing] 3 00:00:11,053 --> 00:00:12,721 Shock and awe. 4 00:00:12,722 --> 00:00:14,014 Blood and bone. 5 00:00:15,391 --> 00:00:16,726 In the end... 6 00:00:18,269 --> 00:00:20,271 ...only one of us left standing. 7 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,276 Too fucking right. 8 00:00:26,277 --> 00:00:28,236 ♪ ♪ 9 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:30,280 [laughing] 10 00:00:30,281 --> 00:00:32,032 [groans forcefully] 11 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:34,159 Easter is just around the corner. 12 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:36,453 How perfect would it be for your Second Coming 13 00:00:36,454 --> 00:00:38,955 to come on the day of Jesus's Resurrection. 14 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,123 [Bashley] You got the president killed. 15 00:00:40,124 --> 00:00:41,458 - [gasps] - I didn't have a choice. 16 00:00:41,459 --> 00:00:44,919 It's over. You will never hear from me ever again. 17 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,254 She's using you! 18 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:47,839 - You're throwing us away... - You shut the fuck up! 19 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,966 ...for a woman who thinks you're pathetic! Kevin! 20 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:52,844 [Xander] You step one foot in the water anywhere, 21 00:00:52,845 --> 00:00:54,429 we're gonna kill you! 22 00:00:54,430 --> 00:00:55,972 Why would Homelander be bringing together 23 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:57,640 the world's most dangerous psychics? 24 00:00:57,641 --> 00:00:58,933 [Mother's Milk] Literal thought police. 25 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:00,393 There is no room for heresy. 26 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:01,811 [screaming] 27 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:04,689 I really did care. I was just like you. 28 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:07,442 Be the annoying, Goody Two-shoes asshole that you are. 29 00:01:07,443 --> 00:01:09,152 - What do you want? - Your help. 30 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:10,695 [Kessler] You see, Billy 31 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:11,654 had no conscience. 32 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:14,115 He will ask you to pull him back. 33 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:17,452 But the truth of the matter is, is that you are fucked when you get in his way. 34 00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:20,330 'Cause anyone who's ever loved you, you end up getting 'em killed, don't you? 35 00:01:20,331 --> 00:01:23,209 I set the Doppler system on the roof to detect unexplained objects. 36 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:28,296 Frenchie. Frenchie. 37 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:29,756 Thank you for saving me. 38 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:33,635 Mon coeur, you saved me. 39 00:01:33,636 --> 00:01:34,886 [Kimiko] No. No. 40 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:37,306 No. [crying] 41 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:43,853 [somber music playing] 42 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:46,857 - [shovel scrapes echoing] - [whines] 43 00:01:51,362 --> 00:01:52,988 ♪ ♪ 44 00:01:54,365 --> 00:01:55,574 [dirt falling] 45 00:02:08,087 --> 00:02:11,130 "I, Serge Emilien Les Saintes, 46 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:15,009 being of unsound mind and haggard body, 47 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:17,679 declare this my last will and testament. 48 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:20,306 Though I have no worldly possessions to bequeath. 49 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:24,435 But as I compose this letter on cardstock smuggled into the Freedom Camp, 50 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:26,646 within the a... nus 51 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:32,151 of a rotund guard with colitis named Burt, 52 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:35,530 I am reminded that I do have something to give you-- 53 00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:39,033 the knowledge that I've seen each and every one of your assholes." 54 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:40,744 Excuse me? 55 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:43,664 It says what it says. 56 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:48,585 Um, "Butcher, I installed a toilet cam once, purely for science-- 57 00:02:48,586 --> 00:02:52,547 long story-- and inadvertently captured yours. 58 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:55,800 Hughie and M.M., as we were bent over and searched 59 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:58,511 for contraband in the camp. Annie, I accidently 60 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:02,223 walked in on you and Hughie plumbing each other's depths, 61 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:04,601 but you did not notice me." I-I am... I'm just gonna 62 00:03:04,602 --> 00:03:06,561 - skip ahead. - Yeah, that's a good idea. 63 00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:09,105 [Hughie] "Some refer to it as a mud dungeon..." 64 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:10,815 "Chestnut balloon knot." 65 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:13,067 Okay. Okay. 66 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:15,278 All right, he drew... he drew sketches. 67 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:18,406 This is mostly asshole-related, but, um, okay, yeah. 68 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:20,033 I think he's getting to his point. Um, 69 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:22,785 "We've been through so much together, 70 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:24,580 the best and worst of times. 71 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:30,001 And I've become closer to all of you than my own blood. 72 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:33,880 So close that I've seen all your assholes. 73 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:37,550 And that, to me, is a true mark of family. 74 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,761 You are my family. 75 00:03:39,762 --> 00:03:42,263 I cannot know if I will have wiped my own slate 76 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:44,265 clean enough to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. 77 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:47,018 But fear not. I am at peace, 78 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:49,438 because for a moment, I knew Heaven on Earth. 79 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,734 In your arms, mon coeur." 80 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,361 [sniffles] 81 00:03:56,362 --> 00:03:58,154 [Kimiko groans softly, sniffles] 82 00:03:58,155 --> 00:04:00,239 [rumbling] 83 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:04,203 [tense, mysterious music playing] 84 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:15,797 [Oh Father] Here's to the mavericks. 85 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:17,215 The radicals. 86 00:04:17,216 --> 00:04:19,092 The revolutionaries. 87 00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:22,095 Because the ones strong enough to change the world 88 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:23,764 are the ones who usually do. 89 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:29,060 Easter Sunday, 4:00 p.m. live from the White House. 90 00:04:29,061 --> 00:04:32,063 Homelander reboots the universe. 91 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:35,817 Streaming on VoughtBook, VoughtTube... 92 00:04:35,818 --> 00:04:39,405 [eerie, sinister music playing] 93 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:43,117 [Homelander] It's all right. 94 00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:45,953 I'm not here to hurt you. 95 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:49,539 - You mean like last time? - Look at you. 96 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:51,416 No harm done. 97 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:52,875 How'd you find me? 98 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:57,797 Crime Analytics caught wind of a young man flying outside Kolvereid. 99 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,590 Tends to draw attention. 100 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,593 I don't want your help. 101 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:06,222 I know. You've made that very clear. 102 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:09,851 But you're also the son of God, and you should not be sleeping in a barn. 103 00:05:09,852 --> 00:05:12,812 You can have a whole floor of the Tower, 104 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:15,189 do what you want with it, come and go as you please. 105 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:17,067 I don't want to be anywhere near you. 106 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:21,988 Everything is different now. 107 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,741 I've ascended. 108 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,200 - I'm immortal. - Then why do you give a shit 109 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:27,285 about what happens to me? 110 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:29,537 - Because we're family. - [scoffs] 111 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:31,039 We have the same blood pumping through our veins. 112 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,082 Yeah, well, you've got your shitty racist dad. 113 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:36,003 - So you don't need me. - No, Soldier Boy doesn't matter. 114 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:41,050 You and I, that's all that matters. 115 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:46,304 I know you, 116 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:48,140 because I am you. 117 00:05:50,476 --> 00:05:52,393 And you're me. 118 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:55,606 [haunting music playing] 119 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:58,358 Dad? 120 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:07,034 Get fucked. 121 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,205 I am nothing like you. 122 00:06:11,914 --> 00:06:14,499 You were already the most powerful person on Earth. 123 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:18,503 And you were a lonely, miserable piece of fucking shit, 124 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:21,756 throwing tantrums when you didn't get what you want. 125 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:24,927 Why the fuck would more power make you any better? 126 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:28,721 It's just going to make you an even more lonely, 127 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,140 miserable piece of shit. 128 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:36,062 Scaring people into calling you God 129 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:38,649 doesn't make you God. 130 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:42,945 And deep down, you know that. 131 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:49,617 [Homelander scoffs] 132 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,078 It's okay. 133 00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,753 You don't know what's going on. 134 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:01,839 It's okay. 135 00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:10,388 But you will. 136 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:13,933 [eerie music playing] 137 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,351 [Mother's Milk] She won't talk, 138 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:17,562 or she can't talk? 139 00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:19,147 I don't know. 140 00:07:19,148 --> 00:07:20,940 [Jordan] That girl's got a real, uh, 141 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,776 "I'm gonna rip your arm off and fist you with it" energy. 142 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,028 She's been through a lot. 143 00:07:26,530 --> 00:07:28,447 What's Sage saying? 144 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:31,200 - Is there any sign the experiments worked? - [Mother's Milk] Nope. 145 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:33,954 Which means Frenchie died for nothing. 146 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,082 All right, when you get to where you're going, 147 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:39,709 make sure you change that dressing out. 148 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:41,169 - Okay. - All right. 149 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:42,462 When are we leaving? 150 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:46,340 That's a good question. 151 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:48,259 I told you, we're not running. 152 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:49,886 I'm not asking you to run. 153 00:07:49,887 --> 00:07:51,679 I'm asking you to save these people. 154 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,931 Save them from the guy whose hog 155 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:56,058 they were drooling to suck literally yesterday? 156 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:58,853 I bet Homelander has a weird dick. 157 00:07:58,854 --> 00:08:00,229 [Marie] We can do more. 158 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:02,732 - We want to do more. - Saving these people 159 00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:04,525 is the best that any of us can do. 160 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:06,068 Just get them to Canada, 161 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:09,989 hook up with the rest of your team and keep helping people one at a time. 162 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,950 While you die on some suicide mission? 163 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,785 - Do you even have a plan? - [Emma] I mean, 164 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:17,663 suicide versus Canada, it's a real horse race. 165 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:18,540 Am I right? 166 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:21,292 Gotcha. Earnest o'clock. 167 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:22,461 I'll fuck myself right out. 168 00:08:25,881 --> 00:08:28,299 When I joined The Seven, 169 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:32,094 I was so excited to meet Queen Maeve. 170 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:36,349 But... never meet your heroes. 171 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:40,228 She was bitter, she was checked out, and she just... 172 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:43,189 She gave away so many parts of herself, there was nothing left. 173 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:46,567 And I was such an annoying little shit, 174 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:51,322 just running around, saying, "There's always something worth fighting for." 175 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:54,952 I swore to myself I would never let that happen to me. 176 00:08:57,746 --> 00:08:58,997 But it did. 177 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:02,125 Not anymore. 178 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:05,587 I'm not on a suicide trip. 179 00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:08,005 It's not a lost cause. 180 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:10,716 It's not even about winning. It's... 181 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:14,930 It's about keeping the light burning as long as we fucking can. 182 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:20,309 So thank you for being my annoying little shit. 183 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,980 [both chuckle] 184 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:29,528 I don't know about "never meet your heroes," by the way. 185 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:34,366 It worked out okay for me. 186 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:42,874 [engine starts] 187 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,462 [slow, gentle music playing] 188 00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:56,429 [Ashley] Happy anniversary, 189 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,973 Mr. First Gentleman. 190 00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:00,308 [Oh Father gasps softly] 191 00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:03,937 I had it custom-made from turbine-grade titanium. 192 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:08,482 The straps are reinforced ballistic Kevlar. 193 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:12,028 - Mm. - No matter how much I defile you, 194 00:10:12,029 --> 00:10:14,364 [whispers] this one will never explode. 195 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:18,492 Oh, baby, 196 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,871 I lucked out when I arrange-married you. 197 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,499 Mmm. 198 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,253 Hmm. 199 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,880 - Oh. - You need more time? 200 00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:32,549 [Oh Father] Ain't enough time in the world for that one. 201 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,051 What's the problem? 202 00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:36,802 Oh, don't get me wrong. 203 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:39,847 I am honored to be writing Homelander's speech, 204 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:42,684 heralding the coming of our new Lord. 205 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:44,811 But? 206 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:49,441 I guess I just didn't expect so many people would... 207 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:54,320 ...doubt... 208 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,947 Homelander's godhood. 209 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,534 You still have that '95 Chateau Margaux? 210 00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:02,495 The one you took from that pedo-priest at Immaculate Conception? 211 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:04,747 [laughs] Mm-hmm. 212 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:06,792 - Let's crack it open. - Great idea. 213 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:13,005 [tense, dramatic music playing] 214 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,132 - [door closes] - Look, I know you're pissed at me, 215 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,801 but I really need you right now. 216 00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:18,387 What is he thinking? 217 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:23,600 If I press him, will he flip on Homelander? 218 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:28,688 Oh, for fuck's sake, is this the eighth grade? 219 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,152 So, all those people who are gonna doubt? 220 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:36,947 What if you did something about it? 221 00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:39,157 What do you mean? 222 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,243 I think you know. 223 00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:44,036 No, I don't. 224 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,247 Well... 225 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,084 [eerie music playing] 226 00:11:55,841 --> 00:12:00,637 I just mean, how can we help Homelander make the world believe? 227 00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:04,307 I ponder that every day. 228 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,897 Mmm. 229 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,316 [laughs softly] 230 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:15,318 Yum. 231 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:19,990 [vehicle doors opening, closing] 232 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:29,457 When I was a little girl, I had this dog Peaches. 233 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:30,833 She died. 234 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:33,878 I was riding the school bus that ran her over. 235 00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:35,380 So messy. 236 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,967 And I carried her collar with me for weeks. 237 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:43,305 Anything to remind me of the pet I loved so much. 238 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,807 That's what you're doing. Yeah? 239 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:50,311 You let everyone think that you were the stray, that Frenchie took you in, 240 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,397 when you know it was really the other way around. 241 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:56,775 He was your pet, your lapdog really. 242 00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:00,070 Yeah, you strung him along, but you kept his leash tight, 243 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:02,323 'cause you loved using him. 244 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,909 You got off on his devotion. 245 00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:07,536 And just when it looked like he might move on 246 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,706 with someone else, you finally fucked him. 247 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:15,252 Anything to keep him from being happy. 248 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:18,339 When he would have done anything for you, 249 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,965 even throw his life away. 250 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:23,053 [tense, dramatic music playing] 251 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,431 - [rumbling] - And you let him. 252 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:28,808 You wanted him to do it. 253 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,813 [grunts, pants] 254 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,399 [panting] 255 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,860 [sniffles] 256 00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:43,405 [Kimiko breathing heavily] 257 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:44,657 [Butcher] Oi. Oi. 258 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,700 Easy does it. Listen to me. 259 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:49,787 Soldier Boy has to be fucking fuming for his blast to work, all right? 260 00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:53,624 I thought you might be the same, so we spilled a bit of tea on ya. 261 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,209 And it was nothing personal, God's honest. 262 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:57,754 "O, now, forever. 263 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:03,717 Farewell. Farewell the-the-the..." what? 264 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:04,969 Fuck are you on about? 265 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:10,850 Othello. I knew it by heart, but now, it's-it's... gone. 266 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:16,105 My brain was so loud, and now it's... 267 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:18,900 [whooshing] 268 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,110 It worked? 269 00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:24,196 I'm fucking stupid like you guys. 270 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,867 [atmospheric music playing] 271 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,829 Thank you. 272 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,500 [staticky clicking] 273 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,836 [Hughie] Cool. Cool. 274 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:44,758 Cool. So, we're all getting pretty irradiated right now, which is fun. 275 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:47,720 What matters is Frenchie did it. 276 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:52,141 - It works. - Yo, I did... stuff, too. 277 00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,392 [Butcher] I mean, I knew 278 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,019 you'd make a bloody good weapon, but never 279 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,563 in my wildest did I think you'd be this good. 280 00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,149 - [Annie] So what's the plan? - [Mother's Milk] Homelander's using Easter 281 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,276 to announce he's God Almighty, 282 00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,028 so we know where he'll be and when. 283 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:05,613 And if it's anything like that Vought Studios shit, 284 00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:09,116 soon as he's done, he's siccing his thought police on America. 285 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:12,911 - Millions of people are gonna die. - [Annie] So just to state the obvious, 286 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,331 we're talking about breaking into the White House? 287 00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:16,749 - Yeah. - [Hughie] And we have to assume 288 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,834 - Homelander knows we're coming. - [Sage] No. I got it. 289 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,253 You wear disguises. You dress up like those... 290 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,256 those soldiers with the-the furry hats. 291 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,426 Shit. That's England. 292 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,719 Ignore me. 293 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:32,348 - And how do we get in? - Underground tunnel. 294 00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:34,892 The off-the-books one that JFK used to shag Marilyn. 295 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:38,479 We have to imagine the secret presidential fuck-tunnels must be pretty secure. 296 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,814 True, but I still got the blueprints from last year 297 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,650 when we did protection for Singer. 298 00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:44,485 Every door code, every entrance. 299 00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:45,903 Smart. 300 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,822 So how about it, you lot? 301 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:50,407 One last go? 302 00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,827 [exciting music playing] 303 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:05,422 I'll take that as a yes? 304 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:10,177 Fuck no. Y'all are dumb as fucking shit. 305 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:13,806 Homelander's gonna kill you, and he'll find me, so, 306 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:16,517 the rest of the time I got, 307 00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:18,852 I'm going to Harry Potter World in Orlando. 308 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,522 Who's with me? 309 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:25,819 Wands up, bitches. Sage out. 310 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,823 [slow, gentle music playing] 311 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:34,994 [sighs] 312 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,586 I'm a disruptor. I disrupt. 313 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,131 And I was thinking, why can't Starlighters work in my factory 314 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:49,175 as non-compensated employees? 315 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,094 So... slaves? 316 00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:54,346 Homelander, I'm glad you're here. 317 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,974 I'd love to bend your ear about white fertility rates. 318 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:59,435 Oh, why don't you wait for us in the garden? 319 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,646 - We just need a moment. Right this way. - All right. 320 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,566 - Who the fuck is that? - [Oh Father] Günter Van Ellis. 321 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,651 World's richest man. 322 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:10,529 Seventeen children? Amateur astronaut? 323 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,448 - So? - Well, he represents a consortium 324 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:15,868 of billionaires, and they have a-a few requests. 325 00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,244 - I don't have time for this. - Well, 326 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,580 they are the ruling class of America. 327 00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,292 To build your church, we'll need their support. 328 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:27,963 Is he a believer? 329 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,424 Are any of them? 330 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:31,675 Or are they just scared of me? 331 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,260 Even Thomas doubted. 332 00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:38,724 With enough time, the gentlest water can wear down any stone. Patience-- 333 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,310 Wherever you're going, get there faster. 334 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,896 I believe we should consider postponing. 335 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,315 - Out of the question. - You saw Butcher's lab. 336 00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:48,984 If he managed to figure out Soldier Boy's blast, 337 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:52,488 or if there were even the slightest chance that he might render you powerless-- 338 00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,990 You think I'm afraid of William Butcher? 339 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,533 No. No. Of course not. 340 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:59,286 [laughing] Of course not. And we've taken the necessary precautions. 341 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:00,537 We moved the venue here. 342 00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:04,458 We just don't want any distractions on your blessed day. 343 00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:08,504 And it will give me more time to do what I do best, 344 00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:11,298 convert more souls to your righteous banner. 345 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,300 Your Eminence? 346 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,719 [sighs] 347 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,846 - [Oh Father] Not now, Deep. - Not your call, Prophet Brohammad. 348 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,973 Look, you don't need The Seven anymore? 349 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,267 Genius move, as always, but I've been thinking. 350 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,394 What you do need is a Crusader. 351 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,730 Yeah, like one of those yoked knights from the olden days? 352 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:29,066 Crack some skulls, lay down your holy law. 353 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:31,777 - [Homelander sighs] - Where did you learn about the Crusades? 354 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,403 Um, the Bible? Ever heard of it? 355 00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:35,739 It's not in the Bible. Uh, let me guess. 356 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,408 - Indiana Jones? - What? No. 357 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:39,910 Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. 358 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:42,079 - That's not a documentary. - No shit, Sherlock. 359 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,706 [whooshing thud] 360 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:48,085 What did you--? 361 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:50,546 He's an astronaut. I took him to space. 362 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,631 Now, listen to me. 363 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,216 I don't need anyone anymore. 364 00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:55,801 - I don't need billionaires-- - [Deep] I couldn't agree more, sir. 365 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:59,888 And I don't need perverted fish fuckers who debase themselves endlessly 366 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:02,350 for mere drops of my affection. 367 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,896 - Is that what you think of me? - Since the day we met. 368 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:13,694 I have never had less respect for anyone in my life. 369 00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:16,446 In fact, Kevin, the only reason 370 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:19,783 that I haven't fucking killed you 371 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:23,704 is that I want you to feel deep in your heart 372 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:26,708 how truly worthless you really are. 373 00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,130 Ah. 374 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,548 Are the psychics in place? 375 00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:36,551 - Nationwide. - Good. 376 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,596 The second the live broadcast is over, 377 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,806 I want the wheat separated from the chaff. 378 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:49,272 Those who don't accept my truth will be the first to burn in my holy fire. 379 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:53,442 Smile, Father. 380 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:56,362 One way or another, it's going to be a beautiful day. 381 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,998 [lively, energetic music playing] 382 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,218 Yeah. Uh, Kimiko? 383 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,679 Butcher's wrong. 384 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,891 You are not just a weapon. 385 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:30,270 From the start, Frenchie saw who you were. 386 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:33,733 And because he saw it, we saw it. 387 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:38,820 Just because he's gone doesn't mean all that's gone, too. 388 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:40,864 [door opening] 389 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,076 All right, this should be a bit of a fuckin' laugh. 390 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:44,993 Come on, then. 391 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,996 ♪ ♪ 392 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:08,976 [quietly] You know what would be super fucking helpful right now, 393 00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,978 is if you would talk to me, bitch. 394 00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:13,814 - What was that? - Hmm? 395 00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,065 Nothing. 396 00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:17,693 I'm just super psyched to hear your speech, babe. 397 00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,444 I'm sure you crushed it. 398 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,989 - [high-pitched ringing] - [producer] We're live 399 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,450 in five, four, three. 400 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:32,750 My fellow Americans... 401 00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:36,878 Happy Easter. 402 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:41,466 A day commemorating Jesus, who, as we all know, was tortured, 403 00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:44,052 stripped of his dignity and killed. 404 00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:45,804 And that's all well and good. 405 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:48,849 But you're Americans. 406 00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:51,601 You deserve a God who doesn't die. 407 00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:53,937 A God who fights back. 408 00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:56,982 A God you can believe in. 409 00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:01,445 Well, today, I bring you good news. 410 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:03,280 - [man grunts] - [Homelander] Recently, 411 00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:07,659 I was visited by, uh, an exquisite angel 412 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,287 bearing the gift of revelation. 413 00:22:10,288 --> 00:22:12,956 [sniffs] Ooh, yep. Smells exactly how I thought 414 00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,624 a secret fuck tunnel would smell. 415 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:17,169 - [sniffles] - [Homelander] As I bathed in her light, 416 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,670 her heavenly lips spilled 417 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,381 sweet truth into my ear, 418 00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:24,760 and I was awakened to my true purpose. 419 00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:27,721 Not just to be the world's greatest hero 420 00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:32,184 but to save all humanity. 421 00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:33,478 To be... 422 00:22:35,438 --> 00:22:38,149 ...the Second Coming. 423 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:43,779 But in a way, really, I'm the First Coming. 424 00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:45,198 America... 425 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,825 ...I am the Lord. 426 00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:50,828 Your savior. 427 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:54,916 I am your God. 428 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,250 And as such, 429 00:22:57,251 --> 00:23:00,921 I'm going to usher this world into a new, golden dawn. 430 00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:03,632 An age in which your God moves among you, 431 00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:05,425 seen and heard. 432 00:23:05,426 --> 00:23:07,803 Your prayers are truly answered 433 00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:09,805 when you visit homelander.church. 434 00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:11,598 And all I ask for in return... 435 00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:13,475 Madam President, there is a threat on the building. 436 00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:15,477 A small group has infiltrated the tunnels. 437 00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:17,270 It's Butcher and his team. 438 00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:19,272 Don't worry, we're ready. 439 00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:20,857 Take her to the secure facility. 440 00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:22,567 [Homelander] ...all of which you'll find outlined in chapter two 441 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:23,820 of the Homelander Bible. 442 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,446 Hang about. 443 00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:29,366 There weren't no door here on them blueprints. 444 00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:31,661 [Mother's Milk] No. That's new. 445 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,246 [heavy thud] 446 00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:35,288 The fuck? 447 00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:37,333 - [high-pitched tone blaring] - [all groaning] 448 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,000 Hey, hey! Annie. 449 00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:40,168 Annie, what's going on? 450 00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:41,379 Fucking Supe dog whistle. 451 00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:52,265 [tense music playing] 452 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,642 [agent] We have a Code 30. Shots fired. 453 00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:57,269 Agent down. 454 00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:58,687 [sighs] 455 00:23:58,688 --> 00:24:01,149 Fuck my fucking life. 456 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:03,316 [exciting music playing] 457 00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:04,527 [agent] Madam President! 458 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,114 [beeping] 459 00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:16,746 [groaning] 460 00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:19,250 [dramatic music playing] 461 00:24:21,836 --> 00:24:23,754 - [moaning] - Hang on, okay? 462 00:24:26,174 --> 00:24:27,340 Uh... 463 00:24:27,341 --> 00:24:29,176 [Bashley] Right. Go right. 464 00:24:29,177 --> 00:24:31,762 Fucking finally, you judgmental cunt. 465 00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:39,227 - Ah! - [heavy gunfire] 466 00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:41,229 You gonna flick your clits all day? Get out of there! 467 00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:42,981 Move! 468 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,275 Come on! 469 00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:46,319 [Annie shouts] 470 00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:53,950 [exhales] 471 00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:56,286 - [panting] - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 472 00:24:56,287 --> 00:24:57,997 [Hughie] You okay? 473 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,707 Homelander's in the Oval Office. 474 00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:01,917 Good. Lead the way. 475 00:25:01,918 --> 00:25:04,629 Fuck no, he would rip my tits out through my vag. 476 00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:07,298 But I'm sure you'll be fine. 477 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:10,051 It's that way. 478 00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:12,678 Break a leg. 479 00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:23,231 Uh, left. 480 00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:29,779 [Bashley] Proud of you, bitch. 481 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,370 [Ashley] Shit. 482 00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:40,373 [suspenseful music playing] 483 00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:49,382 [Deep crying] 484 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,178 [sniffles] 485 00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:56,847 You been crying? 486 00:25:59,642 --> 00:26:00,810 No. 487 00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:02,436 Starlight. 488 00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:04,479 It was all a test. 489 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,897 [laughs] Yes. 490 00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,274 The universe is rewarding me for my loyalty, 491 00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:08,942 just like Sean Connery rewarded Costner 492 00:26:08,943 --> 00:26:11,111 at the end of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. 493 00:26:11,112 --> 00:26:13,322 Sweet Jesus, you're a moron. 494 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,448 [exhales] 495 00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:16,575 I'm gonna kill you. 496 00:26:18,035 --> 00:26:19,912 And then Homelander will finally see. 497 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:22,914 I got him. 498 00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:24,333 Keep going. 499 00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:31,632 [exciting music playing] 500 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:36,428 [grunting] 501 00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:37,637 [groans] 502 00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:40,015 I just want Butcher and the girl. 503 00:26:40,016 --> 00:26:41,642 The rest of you can go in peace. 504 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,521 Hey, hey, no, no, no. We don't have time. 505 00:26:46,522 --> 00:26:49,441 You have to get Kimiko to Homelander before he fucks off. 506 00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:50,650 I got this. 507 00:26:50,651 --> 00:26:52,153 Yeah, and how you gonna manage that? 508 00:26:53,154 --> 00:26:55,781 That is an ANSUL IGS-300. 509 00:26:57,533 --> 00:27:00,077 I mean, you have your thing, I have mine. 510 00:27:01,412 --> 00:27:03,331 [smoke hissing] 511 00:27:07,335 --> 00:27:08,419 [Hughie imitating Butcher] Oi. 512 00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:10,546 Come on. This way! 513 00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:13,798 ♪ ♪ 514 00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:16,927 Oi, this shite is diabolical. 515 00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:27,855 [Deep grunting] 516 00:27:30,441 --> 00:27:32,025 Why are you doing this? Huh? 517 00:27:32,026 --> 00:27:33,526 Risking your life 518 00:27:33,527 --> 00:27:36,071 for a man who wouldn't even piss on you if you were on fire. 519 00:27:36,072 --> 00:27:37,447 I'm his right-hand bro. 520 00:27:37,448 --> 00:27:39,157 He'll piss on me whenever I want. 521 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:41,284 Listen, I know you're scared-- 522 00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:42,786 - I'm not scared of shit. - Deep? 523 00:27:42,787 --> 00:27:44,204 Kevin. 524 00:27:44,205 --> 00:27:45,705 I can see it in your eyes. 525 00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:47,749 Homelander terrifies you. 526 00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:50,336 But he sure as fuck doesn't respect you. 527 00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:53,129 Don't you want to be free of it? 528 00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:54,589 Of him? 529 00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:56,174 [panting] 530 00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,384 That fucking mouth of yours. 531 00:27:57,385 --> 00:27:58,718 This isn't about me. 532 00:27:58,719 --> 00:27:59,970 Of course it is! 533 00:28:01,055 --> 00:28:02,639 I used to have it all. 534 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,350 You know, power, respect, 535 00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:08,103 a top 50 STARmeter on IMDbPro. 536 00:28:08,104 --> 00:28:10,688 But all the bad shit started when you showed up! 537 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,690 I lost everything! 538 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,484 You made those fucked-up choices, 539 00:28:14,485 --> 00:28:16,528 you ruined your own life. 540 00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:17,946 You're not a fucking baby. 541 00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:20,907 For once, take some responsibility for yourself. 542 00:28:20,908 --> 00:28:22,868 [tense music playing] 543 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:24,953 No! 544 00:28:24,954 --> 00:28:26,538 ♪ ♪ 545 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,207 [panting] 546 00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:32,335 [Hughie] Fuck. There's no way out. 547 00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:34,045 - [window rattling] - The fuck? 548 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:35,005 [muffled screaming] 549 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:37,383 Where's Butcher? 550 00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:41,679 [muffled scream] 551 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:47,809 [grunts] 552 00:28:47,810 --> 00:28:49,978 [panting] 553 00:28:49,979 --> 00:28:51,730 I really need a new job. 554 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:56,693 I simply ask that you open your hearts 555 00:28:56,694 --> 00:28:58,695 and put your faith in me. 556 00:28:58,696 --> 00:29:01,698 Those who accept my truth will be welcomed 557 00:29:01,699 --> 00:29:03,992 into a land of milk and honey. 558 00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:06,036 For I am your Fa... 559 00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:11,542 [eerie, childlike music playing] 560 00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:14,920 I am, uh... 561 00:29:19,383 --> 00:29:21,259 But no matter what I do, 562 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:24,680 some of you people will never accept me into your hearts. 563 00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:27,224 Never love me. 564 00:29:27,725 --> 00:29:29,560 Never believe in me. 565 00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:34,398 And to such heretics, I offer oblivion. 566 00:29:34,982 --> 00:29:36,941 And those who seek to destroy me, 567 00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:40,862 you will die the most horrible of deaths, 568 00:29:40,863 --> 00:29:43,531 as befits your wickedness. 569 00:29:43,532 --> 00:29:45,241 My reign will last forever, 570 00:29:45,242 --> 00:29:49,287 and when this world is cold and dead, 571 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:50,914 I shall remain... 572 00:29:50,915 --> 00:29:52,333 eternal. 573 00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:54,960 God of the ashes. 574 00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:57,963 [exciting music playing] 575 00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:05,054 Evening, cunts. 576 00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:08,474 Daddy's home. 577 00:30:10,476 --> 00:30:11,560 [soft gasps] 578 00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:14,354 William. 579 00:30:14,355 --> 00:30:16,148 [suspenseful music playing] 580 00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:21,486 I was starting to think you weren't going to hold up your end of our deal. 581 00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:22,696 Uh-huh. 582 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,409 Scorched-earth? 583 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:32,873 Shame about the French one. 584 00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:37,002 How's your little science experiment going without him? 585 00:30:38,087 --> 00:30:39,213 Let's find out. 586 00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:56,522 [exciting music playing] 587 00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:01,402 [shouts] 588 00:31:10,244 --> 00:31:11,537 [audience gasping] 589 00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:22,256 [both grunting] 590 00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:30,598 - [exhales] - [groaning] 591 00:31:34,977 --> 00:31:36,604 [both grunting] 592 00:31:38,606 --> 00:31:39,607 [moans] 593 00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:41,525 [chokes] 594 00:31:44,445 --> 00:31:45,946 [yelling] 595 00:31:47,823 --> 00:31:50,325 - [suspenseful music playing] - [gasping] 596 00:31:50,326 --> 00:31:52,410 - [voice] Justice for Ambrosius! - Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 597 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:53,620 [Deep] Oh, my God. 598 00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:55,496 - Oh, my God. Shit. I'm so sorry. - [voice 2] Say her name! 599 00:31:55,497 --> 00:31:57,790 Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. Stay away from me! 600 00:31:57,791 --> 00:32:00,209 [voice 2] Justice for Ambrosius! 601 00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:02,962 ♪ ♪ 602 00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:04,506 [voice] Say her name! 603 00:32:05,966 --> 00:32:09,135 [voice 2] Justice for Ambrosius! 604 00:32:09,136 --> 00:32:10,511 [Deep] I'm sorry! 605 00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:12,263 Oh, shit. Ah! 606 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,807 [bones crunching] 607 00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:23,442 Huh. 608 00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:30,782 - [bones crack] - [shouts] 609 00:32:30,783 --> 00:32:32,533 ♪ ♪ 610 00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:34,411 [blows landing] 611 00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:41,585 Blast the cunt! 612 00:32:42,795 --> 00:32:44,879 [whooshing] 613 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:45,881 No. No. 614 00:32:56,433 --> 00:32:57,810 [snarls] 615 00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:04,692 [grunts] 616 00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:11,782 [grunts] 617 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:29,383 You little piece of shit. 618 00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:34,012 [exciting music playing] 619 00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:43,147 [snarls] Everyone dies, starting with you. 620 00:33:53,574 --> 00:33:54,866 [blows landing] 621 00:33:54,867 --> 00:33:56,785 The fuck you waiting for? Now, goddamn it! 622 00:34:05,627 --> 00:34:06,712 [panting] 623 00:34:10,591 --> 00:34:11,592 [Frenchie] What is wrong? 624 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:27,733 I can't do it. 625 00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:29,401 Why not? 626 00:34:31,028 --> 00:34:34,864 The rage I'm supposed to feel. 627 00:34:34,865 --> 00:34:37,034 It's not there. 628 00:34:38,827 --> 00:34:41,538 I just feel sad. 629 00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:46,168 [gentle music playing] 630 00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:52,382 Rage is not what makes you strong. 631 00:34:58,639 --> 00:35:00,849 It has never been, mon coeur. 632 00:35:02,935 --> 00:35:04,812 It has always been yours. 633 00:35:08,941 --> 00:35:10,359 [sniffles] 634 00:35:15,823 --> 00:35:18,075 ♪ ♪ 635 00:35:38,011 --> 00:35:39,471 [Homelander screams] 636 00:35:56,113 --> 00:35:57,364 [Butcher groans] 637 00:35:58,740 --> 00:36:00,158 [exhales] 638 00:36:03,871 --> 00:36:05,122 [grunts softly] 639 00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:12,796 [groaning] 640 00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:24,308 [gasps] 641 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:30,187 [Homelander panting] 642 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:31,523 [coughing] 643 00:36:46,413 --> 00:36:47,873 [grunts softly] 644 00:36:51,001 --> 00:36:52,377 Hmm. 645 00:36:53,629 --> 00:36:55,339 [grunts] 646 00:36:57,341 --> 00:36:59,176 [panting] 647 00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:05,057 [dark music playing] 648 00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:12,356 Shock and awe, my son. 649 00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:19,071 Blood and fucking bone. 650 00:37:35,671 --> 00:37:38,840 This... is for Frenchie. 651 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:52,729 [groans] 652 00:37:53,647 --> 00:37:56,232 [Homelander wailing] 653 00:37:56,233 --> 00:37:57,526 Stop! 654 00:37:58,694 --> 00:37:59,986 You owe me. 655 00:37:59,987 --> 00:38:02,405 All the times I could've killed you 656 00:38:02,406 --> 00:38:04,031 and I didn't? 657 00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:05,700 I let you live. 658 00:38:05,701 --> 00:38:07,703 I'll-I'll give you Vought. 659 00:38:08,704 --> 00:38:10,246 I'll give you Vought. 660 00:38:10,247 --> 00:38:13,290 All right? You can do whatever you want with it. 661 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:14,500 Okay? 662 00:38:14,501 --> 00:38:16,585 I'll, I'll... 663 00:38:16,586 --> 00:38:18,004 I... Becca. 664 00:38:18,005 --> 00:38:20,339 You want your wife back? 665 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:23,093 I'll have a shape-shifter be her. 666 00:38:24,177 --> 00:38:25,803 Just tell me. 667 00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:28,055 I'll fucking suck your dick! 668 00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:30,016 Please! I'll do anything. 669 00:38:30,017 --> 00:38:32,518 You want me to eat shit? I'll eat your fucking shit. 670 00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:36,314 I'll eat your fucking shit on live TV. 671 00:38:41,278 --> 00:38:42,903 [Homelander whimpering] 672 00:38:42,904 --> 00:38:44,656 Madelyn, you promised me. 673 00:38:45,657 --> 00:38:47,283 It's not real. 674 00:38:47,284 --> 00:38:50,328 You... you can't fucking do this. 675 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,747 You can't fucking do this. 676 00:38:52,748 --> 00:38:56,208 [hoarse] I am the Homelander. 677 00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:57,627 No. 678 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:00,422 Nah, you ain't nothing. 679 00:39:02,174 --> 00:39:03,800 And this... 680 00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:07,136 ...this is for my Becca. 681 00:39:07,137 --> 00:39:08,638 [panting] No, no... 682 00:39:17,314 --> 00:39:18,607 [bone crunching] 683 00:39:24,905 --> 00:39:26,155 [body thuds] 684 00:39:26,156 --> 00:39:29,076 [breathing heavily] 685 00:39:30,744 --> 00:39:32,746 [somber music playing] 686 00:39:42,964 --> 00:39:44,966 ♪ ♪ 687 00:40:00,774 --> 00:40:03,151 ♪ ♪ 688 00:40:22,712 --> 00:40:24,714 ♪ ♪ 689 00:40:28,468 --> 00:40:30,470 [grunts] I got you, kid. 690 00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:34,598 Easy. 691 00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:36,059 You all right? 692 00:40:37,477 --> 00:40:38,895 All right. 693 00:40:40,063 --> 00:40:41,398 Just take it easy. 694 00:40:42,399 --> 00:40:44,401 ♪ ♪ 695 00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:51,658 [sirens wailing in distance] 696 00:41:10,552 --> 00:41:14,096 {\an8}...confirmed that the shocking footage out of the White House is legitimate. 697 00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:18,350 {\an8}Homelander, the world's most prominent superhero, was killed today 698 00:41:18,351 --> 00:41:21,228 {\an8}after proclaiming himself a so-called god. 699 00:41:21,229 --> 00:41:23,105 {\an8}I'll [bleep] suck your [bleep]! 700 00:41:23,106 --> 00:41:25,900 {\an8}I'll eat your [bleep] [bleep] on live TV. 701 00:41:25,901 --> 00:41:28,068 {\an8}- ...and Homelander was deeply unwell. - [cameras clicking] 702 00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:31,071 {\an8}I would like to thank the brave men and women of the CIA, 703 00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:36,452 {\an8}who, on my direct orders, dealt with this terrifying threat to democracy. 704 00:41:36,453 --> 00:41:40,289 {\an8}And to those of you speculating, I want to say no. 705 00:41:40,290 --> 00:41:42,249 {\an8}I am not going to resign. 706 00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:44,335 {\an8}I did absolutely nothing wrong. 707 00:41:44,336 --> 00:41:46,879 {\an8}That was former President Ashley Barrett, 708 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:50,257 {\an8}who, by an unprecedented unanimous vote in Congress, 709 00:41:50,258 --> 00:41:54,803 {\an8}was impeached this afternoon and immediately removed from office. 710 00:41:54,804 --> 00:42:00,309 So ends the scandal-plagued tenure of America's first female president... 711 00:42:00,310 --> 00:42:02,437 - Here you go. - Thank you. 712 00:42:03,688 --> 00:42:05,689 My brother. 713 00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:07,900 - Oh, nice one. - [Kimiko] Ooh. 714 00:42:07,901 --> 00:42:09,027 Can I try that? 715 00:42:09,611 --> 00:42:11,821 You did good today, kid. Here you go. 716 00:42:13,490 --> 00:42:16,701 I just wish Frenchie could have seen you. 717 00:42:18,370 --> 00:42:19,620 He did. 718 00:42:19,621 --> 00:42:21,122 [cigar sizzling] 719 00:42:22,249 --> 00:42:23,999 [coughs] 720 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,626 [strains] Oh. 721 00:42:25,627 --> 00:42:28,545 It tastes like dirty cock. Is this so rich men can taste dirty cock? 722 00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:30,172 - Mm-mm. - [laughter] 723 00:42:30,173 --> 00:42:32,259 [TV playing indistinctly] 724 00:42:33,343 --> 00:42:34,761 [newswoman] We'll be right back. 725 00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:41,558 [exhales] 726 00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:42,644 [sets bottle down] 727 00:42:44,771 --> 00:42:46,606 Listen, mate, uh... 728 00:42:49,025 --> 00:42:51,361 There ain't nothing I can say to... 729 00:42:52,362 --> 00:42:53,822 ...to make this any easier. 730 00:42:54,864 --> 00:42:56,866 But you done what you had to do. 731 00:42:57,450 --> 00:42:59,577 You done the right thing, all right? 732 00:43:06,126 --> 00:43:07,626 Anyway... 733 00:43:07,627 --> 00:43:11,422 we can put all this shite behind us now. 734 00:43:11,423 --> 00:43:13,967 We ain't got no powers no more, we're just... 735 00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:16,594 ...ordinary blokes. 736 00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:18,722 We could find somewhere quiet. 737 00:43:19,681 --> 00:43:20,973 Start again. 738 00:43:20,974 --> 00:43:23,143 Just you, me and Terror. 739 00:43:24,185 --> 00:43:26,187 I reckon your mum would've liked that. 740 00:43:29,983 --> 00:43:31,609 I know what my dad was. 741 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,405 And it's better that he's gone. 742 00:43:37,657 --> 00:43:39,616 But you're not a good person, either. 743 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:42,578 [somber music playing] 744 00:43:42,579 --> 00:43:44,539 I didn't choose you over him. 745 00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:49,336 I-I chose myself. 746 00:43:50,420 --> 00:43:51,670 I'm sorry, but I... 747 00:43:51,671 --> 00:43:53,840 I don't want a fresh start with you. 748 00:43:55,675 --> 00:43:57,510 I want this to be the end. 749 00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:18,573 Well, it's just you and me now, Terror. 750 00:44:26,498 --> 00:44:27,999 Terror? 751 00:44:31,503 --> 00:44:33,505 ♪ ♪ 752 00:44:52,732 --> 00:44:53,942 [sniffles] 753 00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:04,035 [dark music playing] 754 00:45:25,598 --> 00:45:29,893 For too long, the worst behavior of superheroes has gone unchecked. 755 00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:32,813 If my months of imprisonment at Homelander's hand 756 00:45:32,814 --> 00:45:34,356 has taught me anything, 757 00:45:34,357 --> 00:45:38,528 it's the need for a complete rethinking of our relationship with superheroes. 758 00:45:39,112 --> 00:45:43,615 That's why I've agreed to return to Vought as its interim CEO. 759 00:45:43,616 --> 00:45:45,868 - Motherfucker. - A steady hand 760 00:45:45,869 --> 00:45:49,288 is just what our shareholders need in a time of crisis, 761 00:45:49,289 --> 00:45:50,999 to start the process of rebuilding. 762 00:45:52,041 --> 00:45:56,503 I believe Vought's greatest, most profitable days are ahead of it. 763 00:45:56,504 --> 00:45:59,590 It's time for Vought to do some listening. 764 00:45:59,591 --> 00:46:01,468 Hey, Butcher, I... 765 00:46:16,524 --> 00:46:18,151 Sorry, buddy. 766 00:46:20,653 --> 00:46:22,655 [eerie music playing] 767 00:46:36,085 --> 00:46:38,087 [panting] 768 00:46:53,770 --> 00:46:55,480 [lock clicking] 769 00:46:58,691 --> 00:47:00,693 ♪ ♪ 770 00:47:16,376 --> 00:47:17,543 [beeps] 771 00:47:17,544 --> 00:47:19,546 [elevator bell chimes] 772 00:47:35,395 --> 00:47:36,604 [Butcher] Traffic? 773 00:47:38,898 --> 00:47:40,732 Yeah. 774 00:47:40,733 --> 00:47:43,193 Accident on the bridge. Should have taken the tunnel. 775 00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:45,571 I thought you might try to stop me. 776 00:47:45,572 --> 00:47:47,490 But you shouldn't have come alone. 777 00:47:48,908 --> 00:47:50,993 You should've brought a fucking army. 778 00:47:50,994 --> 00:47:54,705 No. If you were gonna release the virus, you would have done it already. 779 00:47:54,706 --> 00:47:56,291 Unless... 780 00:47:57,292 --> 00:48:00,753 ...I'm waiting for all the Supe cunts to clock in for the day shift. 781 00:48:03,464 --> 00:48:07,427 Not much point shooting spunk into an empty fucking building, now is there? 782 00:48:09,679 --> 00:48:13,391 Okay, well, now I kind of wish I brought an army. 783 00:48:15,685 --> 00:48:17,061 Where's the virus, Butcher? 784 00:48:19,188 --> 00:48:21,065 I dumped it in the sprinkler tank. 785 00:48:22,609 --> 00:48:27,196 Frenchie's idea, God rest the mad bastard. 786 00:48:29,032 --> 00:48:33,327 All I got to do is pull this trigger, 787 00:48:33,328 --> 00:48:36,496 and it rains kill juice on all 99 floors. 788 00:48:36,497 --> 00:48:38,749 Shit will be worldwide within a couple of days. 789 00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:40,876 Why? 790 00:48:40,877 --> 00:48:43,629 I mean, we already won. 791 00:48:43,630 --> 00:48:44,964 Won? 792 00:48:45,548 --> 00:48:48,050 No, we just gave them a black eye. 793 00:48:48,051 --> 00:48:50,469 As long as there's Vought, there'll be Supes, 794 00:48:50,470 --> 00:48:52,804 and sooner or later, some cunt that's already out there 795 00:48:52,805 --> 00:48:56,434 becomes the next Homelander, and you fucking know it. 796 00:48:58,811 --> 00:48:59,812 No. 797 00:49:02,565 --> 00:49:07,820 We need to end the whole bloody notion of Supes. 798 00:49:10,323 --> 00:49:14,327 And we need to make it permanent. 799 00:49:15,578 --> 00:49:17,580 I mean, you can see it, right? 800 00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:22,501 This is it. This is the moment. 801 00:49:22,502 --> 00:49:27,214 You dragged me through fucking hell... for this. 802 00:49:27,215 --> 00:49:28,383 For now. 803 00:49:29,384 --> 00:49:33,179 To be your... canary. 804 00:49:34,180 --> 00:49:35,932 Or your Kessler. 805 00:49:37,475 --> 00:49:38,685 Or Lenny. 806 00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:43,230 But here's the thing, you don't need me for that. 807 00:49:43,231 --> 00:49:45,982 You never did. It's already in you. I can see it. 808 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:49,904 You might have a broken fucking heart, but you have one. 809 00:49:50,863 --> 00:49:55,159 You are not a monster, Butcher. 810 00:49:57,328 --> 00:49:59,539 It just hurts to be human. 811 00:50:03,543 --> 00:50:05,169 I'm sorry, mate. 812 00:50:07,463 --> 00:50:10,173 Superheroes... 813 00:50:10,174 --> 00:50:11,175 are done. 814 00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:21,936 I can't let you do it. 815 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:26,816 Petit Hughie and his gun. 816 00:50:27,316 --> 00:50:30,737 Takes some big bollocks to pull the trigger on a mate. 817 00:50:34,991 --> 00:50:37,826 - I will if I have to. - [chuckles] 818 00:50:37,827 --> 00:50:39,327 Nah. 819 00:50:39,328 --> 00:50:40,538 You ain't got the-- 820 00:50:45,001 --> 00:50:47,043 [gasping] 821 00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:48,045 Stay down. 822 00:50:52,592 --> 00:50:53,634 [both grunting] 823 00:51:00,767 --> 00:51:02,769 [panting] 824 00:51:06,689 --> 00:51:08,316 [shouts] 825 00:51:19,702 --> 00:51:21,120 [wheezing gasp] 826 00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:26,959 [tense music playing] 827 00:51:45,019 --> 00:51:46,896 ♪ ♪ 828 00:52:03,746 --> 00:52:06,039 I'm sorry. Um... 829 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,333 I didn't want to, I didn't want to do that. 830 00:52:08,334 --> 00:52:09,793 Um... 831 00:52:09,794 --> 00:52:11,546 I'm-I'm g... I'm gonna call an ambulance, okay? 832 00:52:13,881 --> 00:52:15,299 I wouldn't bother. 833 00:52:19,345 --> 00:52:21,097 It's all right, Hughie. 834 00:52:22,473 --> 00:52:24,433 I gave you no choice. I... 835 00:52:25,643 --> 00:52:26,894 I wasn't gonna stop. 836 00:52:30,439 --> 00:52:32,108 All the blood... 837 00:52:33,276 --> 00:52:34,986 ...and shite I put you through... 838 00:52:37,572 --> 00:52:41,534 ...and none of it made a blind bit of difference. 839 00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,330 Y-You stayed yourself... 840 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,042 ...no matter what I done. 841 00:52:52,211 --> 00:52:54,213 - [coughing] - Hey. Hey... 842 00:52:55,298 --> 00:52:58,301 [shallow breathing] 843 00:52:59,927 --> 00:53:01,387 I don't know what to do. 844 00:53:02,054 --> 00:53:03,598 You don't need to do anything. 845 00:53:15,401 --> 00:53:16,610 [sniffles] 846 00:53:16,611 --> 00:53:18,821 You really are... 847 00:53:21,032 --> 00:53:22,783 ...the spittin' of Lenny. 848 00:53:24,577 --> 00:53:25,786 [sniffles] 849 00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:39,467 [cries softly] 850 00:53:47,308 --> 00:53:49,310 [crying] 851 00:53:53,481 --> 00:53:54,815 [sobbing] 852 00:54:02,865 --> 00:54:05,034 [crying echoes] 853 00:54:10,456 --> 00:54:13,709 If Butcher were here, he'd probably give us shit for crying over him. 854 00:54:15,336 --> 00:54:17,796 But I mean, he's dead, 855 00:54:17,797 --> 00:54:21,342 so you know, fuck him. 856 00:54:22,426 --> 00:54:28,015 I mean, he was nothing but flaws and bad choices. 857 00:54:29,016 --> 00:54:31,142 But he never gave up hope 858 00:54:31,143 --> 00:54:35,855 that he could stop Homelander, and then he actually did it. 859 00:54:35,856 --> 00:54:37,650 Love him or hate him... 860 00:54:39,235 --> 00:54:41,153 ...he made the world a safer place. 861 00:54:41,862 --> 00:54:43,531 Which makes him a hero. 862 00:54:46,075 --> 00:54:49,119 And I bet he's in hell right now 863 00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:50,997 flashing that smile... 864 00:54:51,998 --> 00:54:54,166 ...and kicking the fuck out of the devil. 865 00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:02,091 Yeah. That's it. 866 00:55:06,262 --> 00:55:08,222 I think it's good that he's next to my mom. 867 00:55:11,183 --> 00:55:13,102 It's where he always wanted to be. 868 00:55:25,740 --> 00:55:26,907 Bye. 869 00:55:30,911 --> 00:55:33,372 [Annie takes deep breath] 870 00:55:41,881 --> 00:55:42,882 Hughie. 871 00:55:45,468 --> 00:55:47,887 - Let's go, kid. - [sniffles] 872 00:55:51,015 --> 00:55:52,640 Are we really about to go to a-- 873 00:55:52,641 --> 00:55:54,642 Topless steak house in Reno? 874 00:55:54,643 --> 00:55:56,019 [chuckles] 875 00:55:56,020 --> 00:55:57,938 - Yes, we are. - [laughs] 876 00:55:59,315 --> 00:56:00,524 I promised. 877 00:56:03,069 --> 00:56:05,071 He would have liked this. 878 00:56:08,532 --> 00:56:10,784 Definitely. 879 00:56:10,785 --> 00:56:12,787 [♪ Billy Joel plays "Piano Man"] 880 00:56:33,641 --> 00:56:37,394 ♪ It's nine o'clock on a Saturday ♪ 881 00:56:38,896 --> 00:56:40,773 ♪ The regular crowd shuffles in ♪ 882 00:56:41,857 --> 00:56:45,902 ♪ There's an old man sitting next to me ♪ 883 00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:49,532 ♪ making love to his tonic and gin ♪ 884 00:56:51,242 --> 00:56:53,244 [speaking inaudibly] 885 00:57:00,167 --> 00:57:04,212 ♪ He says, "Son, can you play me a memory? ♪ 886 00:57:04,213 --> 00:57:08,383 ♪ I'm not really sure how it goes ♪ 887 00:57:08,384 --> 00:57:10,385 ♪ but it's sad and it's sweet ♪ 888 00:57:10,386 --> 00:57:12,720 ♪ and I knew it complete ♪ 889 00:57:12,721 --> 00:57:15,766 ♪ when I wore a younger man's clothes" ♪ 890 00:57:17,059 --> 00:57:21,146 ♪ Sing us a song, you're the piano man ♪ 891 00:57:21,147 --> 00:57:24,274 ♪ Sing us a song tonight ♪ 892 00:57:24,275 --> 00:57:28,112 ♪ Well, we're all in the mood for a melody ♪ 893 00:57:29,196 --> 00:57:33,033 ♪ and you've got us feeling all right ♪ 894 00:57:47,882 --> 00:57:50,968 [phone vibrating, ringing] 895 00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:54,429 Hello? 896 00:57:54,430 --> 00:57:56,264 [Singer] Hugh Campbell? It's Bob Singer. 897 00:57:56,265 --> 00:57:58,349 Uh, Mr. President. 898 00:57:58,350 --> 00:58:00,143 - Uh, hi. - Campbell, 899 00:58:00,144 --> 00:58:03,771 the nation owes you and your team a huge debt. 900 00:58:03,772 --> 00:58:06,274 But I'm gonna skip all the dick tickling, all right? 901 00:58:06,275 --> 00:58:10,528 Uh, I certainly wouldn't want the president to t-tickle my dick, sir. 902 00:58:10,529 --> 00:58:12,864 Vought is a clusterfuck right now. 903 00:58:12,865 --> 00:58:18,036 All those V'd up nutjobs they cooked up are running loose, doing God knows what. 904 00:58:18,037 --> 00:58:21,414 So we're putting the Bureau of Supe Affairs back on its feet. 905 00:58:21,415 --> 00:58:23,041 We need someone to run it. 906 00:58:23,042 --> 00:58:24,876 So, what do you say, son? 907 00:58:24,877 --> 00:58:26,669 You'd be reporting directly to me. 908 00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:27,962 That's... 909 00:58:27,963 --> 00:58:30,215 Wow, uh, that's, uh... 910 00:58:30,216 --> 00:58:32,760 That's an honor, sir. It's just, um... 911 00:58:33,802 --> 00:58:35,720 ...no, thank you? 912 00:58:35,721 --> 00:58:37,180 "No, thank you"? 913 00:58:37,181 --> 00:58:40,851 I-I really appreciate the offer, it's just, I actually have my own... 914 00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:44,020 ...start-up venture I'm working on. 915 00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:46,481 Fucking private sector. 916 00:58:46,482 --> 00:58:48,984 Offer stands if you change your mind. 917 00:58:54,490 --> 00:58:55,907 [entry bell jingles] 918 00:58:55,908 --> 00:58:57,200 Okay. 919 00:58:57,201 --> 00:59:00,286 I got you ginger beer, 920 00:59:00,287 --> 00:59:01,871 - ginger candies... - Mm-hmm. 921 00:59:01,872 --> 00:59:03,039 - and... - Oh. 922 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:04,457 - saltines. - Saltines. 923 00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:06,042 [Annie] Give me the saltines. 924 00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:07,961 So, what'd I miss? 925 00:59:07,962 --> 00:59:09,879 Mm. I puked. 926 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:13,091 Um, and then I had to pee, but I got there a little bit too late. 927 00:59:13,092 --> 00:59:14,342 And then I puked again. 928 00:59:14,343 --> 00:59:16,636 And then my mom called. 929 00:59:16,637 --> 00:59:18,429 And I assume that was the worst part? 930 00:59:18,430 --> 00:59:21,224 Mm-hmm. She spent 30 minutes straight just bitching about us not getting married. 931 00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:25,061 Look, we can go down to the courthouse right now if that's what you really want. 932 00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:28,274 No, no, I can't, because these are the only shoes that fit me. 933 00:59:30,734 --> 00:59:32,110 Hey. 934 00:59:32,111 --> 00:59:35,114 I would 100% marry you in those. 935 00:59:36,282 --> 00:59:38,241 - [radio crackles] - [dispatcher] 11-99 at Broadway and 96th. 936 00:59:38,242 --> 00:59:40,785 - Requesting nearest officer. - [Hughie sighs] 937 00:59:40,786 --> 00:59:42,328 Ah, there's construction on the Parkway. 938 00:59:42,329 --> 00:59:43,830 Backup's gonna be a minute. 939 00:59:43,831 --> 00:59:45,040 You feeling up to it? 940 00:59:45,624 --> 00:59:47,625 Yeah. But I'm not changing my shoes. 941 00:59:47,626 --> 00:59:49,086 Mm. 942 00:59:52,047 --> 00:59:53,590 [sighs] 943 00:59:56,218 --> 00:59:58,177 Take care of your mom, Robin. 944 00:59:58,178 --> 01:00:01,347 [♪ Billy Joel plays "Piano Man"] 945 01:00:01,348 --> 01:00:05,101 ♪ Sing us a song, you're the piano man ♪ 946 01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:08,980 ♪ Sing us a song tonight ♪ 947 01:00:08,981 --> 01:00:13,359 ♪ Well, we're all in the mood for a melody ♪ 948 01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:16,196 ♪ and you've got us feeling all right ♪ 949 01:00:32,588 --> 01:00:34,256 [♪ Flogging Molly plays "If I Ever Leave This World Alive"] 950 01:00:36,091 --> 01:00:39,010 ♪ She says I'm okay ♪ 951 01:00:39,011 --> 01:00:40,762 ♪ I'm all right ♪ 952 01:00:40,763 --> 01:00:43,681 ♪ Though you have gone ♪ 953 01:00:43,682 --> 01:00:44,849 ♪ from my life ♪ 954 01:00:44,850 --> 01:00:47,185 ♪ You said that it would ♪ 955 01:00:47,186 --> 01:00:50,104 ♪ Now everything should ♪ 956 01:00:50,105 --> 01:00:51,774 ♪ be all right ♪ 957 01:00:54,193 --> 01:00:57,111 ♪ She says I'm okay ♪ 958 01:00:57,112 --> 01:00:58,863 ♪ I'm all right ♪ 959 01:00:58,864 --> 01:01:01,783 ♪ Though you have gone ♪ 960 01:01:01,784 --> 01:01:02,950 ♪ from my life ♪ 961 01:01:02,951 --> 01:01:05,286 ♪ You said that it would ♪ 962 01:01:05,287 --> 01:01:08,206 ♪ Now everything should ♪ 963 01:01:08,207 --> 01:01:09,958 ♪ be all right ♪ 964 01:01:11,460 --> 01:01:13,170 ♪ Yeah, should be all right ♪ 965 01:01:33,982 --> 01:01:35,984 [exciting music playing] 966 01:02:06,014 --> 01:02:08,016 ♪ ♪ 967 01:02:33,834 --> 01:02:35,836 ♪ ♪ 968 01:03:06,033 --> 01:03:07,493 ♪ ♪