1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,735 Previously on "Nurse Jackie"... 2 00:00:01,769 --> 00:00:05,071 Does anyone know what gets Michelle Obama 3 00:00:05,106 --> 00:00:06,940 out of bed in the morning? Fat kids! 4 00:00:06,974 --> 00:00:09,109 - Kevin told me everything. - What did he tell you? 5 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:10,744 He told me that he and that snotty doctor 6 00:00:10,778 --> 00:00:12,378 you work with did an intervention on you. 7 00:00:12,412 --> 00:00:15,115 - You're not still mad at me, are you? - God, no. 8 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:17,483 I can't stand when you take me off the shelf like this. 9 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:20,153 You throw me this crumb and I'm hooked. 10 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:22,588 Aunt Tunie is going to stay with us for a couple of weeks. 11 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:25,191 - Weeks? - You're good with that, right? 12 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:27,493 - I saw your friend Eddie at work today. - Thanks again. 13 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:28,995 - Yeah. - Eddie... 14 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,097 that's the one you want me to go out with, right? 15 00:00:31,132 --> 00:00:32,665 Just a thought. 16 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:34,734 The last one broke his heart. 17 00:00:42,575 --> 00:00:51,811 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com 18 00:01:35,861 --> 00:01:39,430 ♪ I've been working on a cocktail ♪ 19 00:01:39,464 --> 00:01:42,299 ♪ called grounds for divorce ♪ 20 00:01:47,571 --> 00:01:52,475 ♪ Polishing a compass that I hold in my sleep ♪ 21 00:01:57,882 --> 00:01:59,716 ♪ Doubt comes in on sticks ♪ 22 00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:02,652 ♪ but then he kicks like a horse... ♪ 23 00:02:08,459 --> 00:02:13,863 ♪ Someday we'll be drinking with the seldom seen kid. ♪ 24 00:02:20,337 --> 00:02:23,639 - Grace is good. - Has Fiona charmed every last nun? 25 00:02:23,674 --> 00:02:26,609 Yes, she would sleep in that uniform if I let her. 26 00:02:26,643 --> 00:02:29,679 We already have Kevin's sister passing out in her clothes at the house. 27 00:02:29,713 --> 00:02:31,180 - She's staying with you? - Yeah. 28 00:02:31,214 --> 00:02:33,349 I think Kevin installed her to keep an eye on me. 29 00:02:33,384 --> 00:02:35,017 - Right. - Yeah. 30 00:02:35,051 --> 00:02:36,519 I wish she was a little more cop, 31 00:02:36,553 --> 00:02:38,521 a little less drunken teenage stepdaughter. 32 00:02:38,555 --> 00:02:40,990 It'd be a little easier. 33 00:02:41,024 --> 00:02:42,791 Oh, speaking of authority figures, 34 00:02:42,825 --> 00:02:46,895 Akalitus has offered me chief of the E.R. In title only. 35 00:02:46,929 --> 00:02:48,563 Wow, that sounds nice. 36 00:02:48,598 --> 00:02:51,165 Mm, no. Don't do empty titles. 37 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,234 My Uncle was an Earl. It ruined him. 38 00:02:53,269 --> 00:02:57,038 - So are you... are you still looking? - No no. 39 00:02:57,072 --> 00:02:58,874 Hostile patients, terrible hours... 40 00:02:58,908 --> 00:03:02,377 - How could I ever leave? - Can I get that in writing? 41 00:03:02,412 --> 00:03:04,579 Do you want me to renegotiate my contract right now? 42 00:03:04,614 --> 00:03:06,715 Um, yeah, I... I do. 43 00:03:08,284 --> 00:03:10,218 Give me that. 44 00:03:11,252 --> 00:03:13,054 Look, I don't want to go back down the rabbit hole again, 45 00:03:13,088 --> 00:03:14,555 so just promise me next time you go 46 00:03:14,589 --> 00:03:17,491 on the attack, take better aim. 47 00:03:17,526 --> 00:03:22,362 - I hear you. - Really? Really? 48 00:03:22,397 --> 00:03:24,432 Excuse me, how do you fuck up a Chicken Caesar? 49 00:03:24,466 --> 00:03:26,233 It's not a rhetorical question, cupcake. 50 00:03:26,267 --> 00:03:28,502 - Tell me. - Leave it alone. 51 00:03:28,537 --> 00:03:32,005 - I'm sorry. I can just take it back. - Do you see any chicken? 52 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:35,409 Why don't you go get your manager before I lose my shit? 53 00:03:35,444 --> 00:03:38,278 You want another beer or something? 54 00:03:38,313 --> 00:03:40,280 Hi. You wanted to see the manager? 55 00:03:40,315 --> 00:03:42,215 Why are you wearing a nurse's uniform? 56 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:43,784 I moonlight. What's the problem? 57 00:03:43,819 --> 00:03:46,052 - She screwed up my order. - Yeah, it happens. 58 00:03:46,086 --> 00:03:49,055 - Don't need to be an asshole. - Excuse me? 59 00:03:49,089 --> 00:03:52,158 - Is he a client? - Yeah. 60 00:03:52,192 --> 00:03:54,928 You think it's gonna impress him, berating a 24-year-old waitress? 61 00:03:54,962 --> 00:03:56,429 Is that how you do business? 62 00:03:56,464 --> 00:03:58,665 You comfortable doing business with an asshole? 63 00:03:58,699 --> 00:04:01,200 No, actually. My daughter's a waitress. 64 00:04:01,234 --> 00:04:05,071 Oh, you might want to apologize. 65 00:04:05,105 --> 00:04:08,140 You might want to apologize. 66 00:04:08,175 --> 00:04:10,577 I... I am sorry. 67 00:04:10,611 --> 00:04:12,545 No, not to him, to her. 68 00:04:17,617 --> 00:04:19,685 I'm sorry. 69 00:04:19,719 --> 00:04:22,554 Get him his chicken, Janine. 70 00:04:22,589 --> 00:04:25,191 I am your manager. He said he was sorry. Get him his chicken. 71 00:04:29,529 --> 00:04:32,865 Your lunch is on me. Your friend is awesome. 72 00:04:34,634 --> 00:04:37,569 Oh, I have missed you and the havoc that you wreak. 73 00:04:41,141 --> 00:04:43,742 I had two rabies, one infant fever and eight suture removals. 74 00:04:43,776 --> 00:04:47,212 - Did I tell you this is my first double? - Yes, you did. 75 00:04:47,246 --> 00:04:49,214 Do you need to use the bathroom? 76 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:51,549 No, I have a pedometer now. Every step counts. 77 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:55,586 You have walked 5.3 Miles. 78 00:04:55,621 --> 00:04:58,323 Look at this. 79 00:04:58,357 --> 00:05:00,425 Bellevue already kicked off a campaign. 80 00:05:00,459 --> 00:05:02,394 All of those kids are fat. 81 00:05:02,428 --> 00:05:05,263 That one looks really sad. 82 00:05:05,297 --> 00:05:09,401 Oh no, I'm sad. That ad is good. 83 00:05:09,435 --> 00:05:12,504 March on, miss Barkow. 84 00:05:12,538 --> 00:05:15,340 - Where did you get that? - Ripped it off the 6 train. 85 00:05:15,374 --> 00:05:18,375 Wow, Gloria, that's effective. 86 00:05:18,410 --> 00:05:20,678 I'm not handing over the first lady visit without a fight. 87 00:05:20,712 --> 00:05:22,379 We've gotta get out in front of this. 88 00:05:22,414 --> 00:05:25,850 - Fund-raising starts now. - Now? 89 00:05:25,884 --> 00:05:28,553 - Uh, I only have five bucks. - Every little bit helps. 90 00:05:30,822 --> 00:05:34,191 - Hello, chief. How are you doing, chief? - Would you stop it? 91 00:05:34,225 --> 00:05:36,226 Urine behind you. Urine. Sorry, chief. 92 00:05:37,563 --> 00:05:40,665 Dude, I'm saying it's admirable. 93 00:05:40,699 --> 00:05:42,700 Sorry, I wasn't listening to you. 94 00:05:42,734 --> 00:05:45,302 I was thinking about this shirt I want. 95 00:05:45,336 --> 00:05:48,539 I think I'm gonna buy it. 96 00:05:48,574 --> 00:05:50,107 What? 97 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:52,242 I'm saying it's admirable that you're comfortable 98 00:05:52,277 --> 00:05:54,178 with Dr. O'hara being your superior. 99 00:05:54,212 --> 00:05:56,913 Superior? In what way? 100 00:05:56,948 --> 00:05:59,849 Seriously? Oh, you didn't hear. 101 00:05:59,884 --> 00:06:03,120 Akalitus named Dr. O'hara chief of the E.R. 102 00:06:04,789 --> 00:06:07,357 No. No no no no. 103 00:06:07,392 --> 00:06:09,259 No. No way. 104 00:06:09,294 --> 00:06:11,361 I... I would have heard about that. 105 00:06:11,396 --> 00:06:14,531 - Why? - Because I'm a doctor. 106 00:06:14,566 --> 00:06:17,000 She's a doctor. I would know, okay? 107 00:06:17,034 --> 00:06:19,369 Just like you know all the nursey stuff. 108 00:06:25,242 --> 00:06:28,177 Sorry. 109 00:06:29,413 --> 00:06:30,879 Dude, what's up with the limp? 110 00:06:30,914 --> 00:06:32,548 You want me to grab you a wheelchair? 111 00:06:34,351 --> 00:06:38,121 - Happy first day at work. - Oh yeah, big day. 112 00:06:38,155 --> 00:06:39,688 Did you bring me a card or something? 113 00:06:39,723 --> 00:06:42,391 No, I couldn't quite find the right one. 114 00:06:42,426 --> 00:06:44,393 I brought you a helmet for the ride home. 115 00:06:44,428 --> 00:06:46,429 For... for the what? 116 00:06:46,463 --> 00:06:48,431 On the bike to your home. 117 00:06:48,465 --> 00:06:52,635 Kevin invited me over for a celebratory barbecue. 118 00:06:52,669 --> 00:06:55,370 He gets me a job. He's making me a steak. 119 00:06:55,404 --> 00:06:57,640 You better hope that guy never leaves you. 120 00:06:57,674 --> 00:07:00,042 - Yeah, he's a keeper. - Yeah. 121 00:07:00,076 --> 00:07:04,212 So I'll, uh... I'll pick you up after your shift. 122 00:07:04,247 --> 00:07:06,414 You were right. Now that Kevin knows you work here, 123 00:07:06,449 --> 00:07:09,551 things have gotten so much more normal. - Yeah. 124 00:07:09,585 --> 00:07:14,389 What I want and expect is your full support 125 00:07:14,423 --> 00:07:16,859 and a list of potential donors. 126 00:07:16,893 --> 00:07:18,360 And if I don't get that, 127 00:07:18,394 --> 00:07:21,830 there will be a bunch of obese children 128 00:07:21,865 --> 00:07:24,431 standing outside your door every day 129 00:07:24,466 --> 00:07:26,600 until I get what I need. 130 00:07:26,635 --> 00:07:29,303 Listen, sister, you married God. 131 00:07:29,337 --> 00:07:31,472 I married this job! 132 00:07:31,506 --> 00:07:33,107 I'm throwing my hat in the ring. 133 00:07:33,142 --> 00:07:34,676 Look out. 134 00:07:34,710 --> 00:07:36,644 - What hat? - Come on, Gloria. 135 00:07:36,679 --> 00:07:38,880 Chief of the E.R. Is not a title 136 00:07:38,914 --> 00:07:40,514 you hand out like a stick of gum. 137 00:07:40,549 --> 00:07:42,984 - Hold. - I have many qualifications... 138 00:07:43,018 --> 00:07:44,852 one, my gift for tiny stitches; 139 00:07:44,887 --> 00:07:48,790 - two, popular among the staff. - You're not. 140 00:07:48,824 --> 00:07:51,926 I've had lunch with almost everyone who works here. 141 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:53,727 Popular among the staff. 142 00:07:53,761 --> 00:07:55,261 Hmm? Three... 143 00:07:55,296 --> 00:07:57,330 Dr. Cooper, nothing has been set in stone. 144 00:07:57,364 --> 00:08:00,734 If you want chief so badly, show me what you got. 145 00:08:02,203 --> 00:08:05,271 - Like a dance-off. - Like overtime. 146 00:08:05,306 --> 00:08:07,007 Or a dance-off. 147 00:08:07,041 --> 00:08:09,009 Hi, honey. Barbecue sounds great. 148 00:08:09,043 --> 00:08:11,611 Let me know if you need me to pick anything up on the way home, okay? 149 00:08:11,645 --> 00:08:14,014 - Love you. Bye. - My wife is having a fucking baby. 150 00:08:16,417 --> 00:08:17,984 My wife is having a baby. 151 00:08:18,019 --> 00:08:19,619 My wife is having a fucking baby. 152 00:08:19,653 --> 00:08:21,922 Okay, calm down, sir. Maternity's on six. 153 00:08:21,956 --> 00:08:23,957 No, I know. She's up there. 154 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:29,662 It's me. I've been dry heaving for two hours. 155 00:08:29,697 --> 00:08:31,664 See, they can't treat me upstairs 156 00:08:31,699 --> 00:08:34,767 because I'm not a patient, so they sent me down here. 157 00:08:34,801 --> 00:08:37,036 Oh God, I'm gonna miss everything. 158 00:08:37,070 --> 00:08:38,738 Okay, you're having chest pains, okay? 159 00:08:38,772 --> 00:08:40,240 That way we can get you in right away. 160 00:08:40,274 --> 00:08:41,774 Chest pains. What's your name? 161 00:08:41,808 --> 00:08:44,611 I'm Ethan Razansky and I have chest pains. 162 00:08:44,645 --> 00:08:46,312 Follow me. 163 00:08:46,347 --> 00:08:48,715 No, not this shit. We've been waiting an hour. 164 00:08:48,749 --> 00:08:51,083 My daughter's got asthma. You got my name on that list? 165 00:08:51,118 --> 00:08:53,253 - Candace de la Brix. - Where's your daughter? 166 00:08:53,287 --> 00:08:55,187 Right in front of you. She can barely breathe. 167 00:08:58,124 --> 00:09:00,492 I'm sorry, this man has chest pains. 168 00:09:00,526 --> 00:09:02,093 He goes first. Come on. 169 00:09:05,265 --> 00:09:07,832 The zofran will take the edge off the nausea. 170 00:09:07,867 --> 00:09:10,235 The valium drip will take the edge off everything else. 171 00:09:10,270 --> 00:09:12,804 Um, can you tell my... 172 00:09:14,674 --> 00:09:19,010 - Wow, that's amazing. - Yeah. It's the valium. 173 00:09:19,044 --> 00:09:20,746 I already called upstairs. 174 00:09:20,780 --> 00:09:23,548 She's still 6 cm, so you might wanna relax. 175 00:09:23,583 --> 00:09:25,584 This is the easy part. 176 00:09:26,619 --> 00:09:29,219 Two e.T.S, 10 I.V.S, four piss runs 177 00:09:29,254 --> 00:09:32,623 and a guy aspirated, also known as vomited, all over me, 178 00:09:32,658 --> 00:09:34,358 so I had to change my scrubs. 179 00:09:34,393 --> 00:09:37,161 - Are you comfortable? - Yeah. 180 00:09:37,195 --> 00:09:39,229 Are you on speed? 181 00:09:39,264 --> 00:09:42,767 - I am speed, motherfucker! - Yeah, we're... we're going. Let's go. 182 00:09:42,801 --> 00:09:46,970 You have walked 12,304 steps. 183 00:09:47,005 --> 00:09:49,340 Thank you for bringing me here. 184 00:09:52,744 --> 00:09:55,746 You have to learn to pace yourself, Zoey, or you're gonna burn out. 185 00:09:55,781 --> 00:09:58,282 And you will burn out, I promise you. 186 00:09:58,317 --> 00:10:00,617 Yeah. 187 00:10:00,651 --> 00:10:02,752 I forgot how good these are. 188 00:10:07,558 --> 00:10:10,727 Did you get married in a church? 189 00:10:10,761 --> 00:10:13,831 We had a long, hot afternoon mass. 190 00:10:15,099 --> 00:10:16,733 I know that if I get married 191 00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:19,269 I'm going to be a sweaty bride. 192 00:10:19,304 --> 00:10:21,972 I think about that a lot. 193 00:10:22,006 --> 00:10:26,476 - It's not good. - You've got time. 194 00:10:26,510 --> 00:10:28,478 Your pace has slowed. 195 00:10:28,512 --> 00:10:31,214 Sorry. 196 00:10:31,248 --> 00:10:33,749 Really? 197 00:10:33,783 --> 00:10:36,986 Oh, sorry. 198 00:10:37,020 --> 00:10:40,122 - Keep moving. - Sit down. 199 00:10:51,268 --> 00:10:54,503 I can hear you breathing. 200 00:10:54,537 --> 00:10:57,240 Um, what is that? 201 00:10:58,475 --> 00:11:00,442 It's a fund-raising thermometer. 202 00:11:00,477 --> 00:11:04,512 You should step back and take a look at it. 203 00:11:04,546 --> 00:11:07,082 Seriously, you don't want that near your door. 204 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:10,886 Dear God! What is that? 205 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:14,289 It's an old-fashioned thermometer. 206 00:11:14,323 --> 00:11:15,790 I drew it myself. 207 00:11:15,824 --> 00:11:18,326 Looks like an old-fashioned Willy. 208 00:11:18,361 --> 00:11:20,362 I tried to tell you. 209 00:11:21,998 --> 00:11:24,465 I don't see it. 210 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:27,835 Which reminds me, Dr. Cooper has announced 211 00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:30,205 his intention to compete for the title of chief. 212 00:11:30,239 --> 00:11:32,172 - Announced to whom? - Anyone. 213 00:11:32,207 --> 00:11:34,808 How can he compete for a job you've already offered to me? 214 00:11:34,842 --> 00:11:36,944 He can't if you accept the title. 215 00:11:36,978 --> 00:11:41,515 Oh, you're relentless. All right, fine, I accept, 216 00:11:41,549 --> 00:11:44,251 but only so the crown doesn't fall to prince John. 217 00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:46,020 He's working overtime to prove himself, 218 00:11:46,054 --> 00:11:49,790 so let's not make it official till next week. 219 00:11:51,359 --> 00:11:54,228 If I give you $1,000, 220 00:11:54,262 --> 00:11:57,097 will you take that picture down? 221 00:11:57,132 --> 00:12:00,334 No, but I will put your name on it in gold marker. 222 00:12:00,368 --> 00:12:03,369 And another thousand to take my name off. 223 00:12:07,441 --> 00:12:10,410 Lou babiak, 50, passed out in the lobby of the time-life building. 224 00:12:10,444 --> 00:12:13,479 Minor head trauma. Got contusions on his forehead and cheek. 225 00:12:13,513 --> 00:12:15,114 Pulsox's holding at 90. 226 00:12:15,149 --> 00:12:17,283 He's complaining of blurred vision. 227 00:12:17,318 --> 00:12:19,552 Lobby guard called it in. 228 00:12:19,586 --> 00:12:22,956 My first job interview in months and I pass out before I get up to H.R. 229 00:12:24,358 --> 00:12:25,925 I could have taken a cab here. 230 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,627 I'm way better than a cab. 231 00:12:28,662 --> 00:12:30,529 This guy can drive. I'll tell you what... 232 00:12:30,564 --> 00:12:32,432 I never got out of midtown that fast. 233 00:12:32,466 --> 00:12:34,566 Yeah well, the siren helps. 234 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,269 Nice talking to you, man. 235 00:12:37,303 --> 00:12:39,004 Can I get some help here? 236 00:12:39,038 --> 00:12:41,006 I'll take it. 237 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:42,774 I'll take this. 238 00:12:46,079 --> 00:12:48,347 Hello, where are all the doctors? 239 00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:56,654 Those shoes are hideous. 240 00:12:56,689 --> 00:12:58,790 Did someone steal your Italian penny loafers? 241 00:12:58,824 --> 00:13:00,025 No. Hoops. 242 00:13:00,059 --> 00:13:01,626 I trashed my instep driving the Lane, 243 00:13:01,660 --> 00:13:03,095 so I had to change up the footwear. 244 00:13:03,129 --> 00:13:05,829 I'm a ferocious competitor, as you will soon find out. 245 00:13:05,864 --> 00:13:08,466 I'm not sure you can compete for a job 246 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,468 that's actually been offered to someone else. 247 00:13:10,502 --> 00:13:14,438 - Watch me. - I am. It's terribly sad. 248 00:13:14,473 --> 00:13:17,241 Damn it, your office is bigger. I can't believe it's bigger. 249 00:13:17,275 --> 00:13:19,343 If I win chief, I get your office. 250 00:13:19,378 --> 00:13:21,712 - Absolutely. It only seems fair. - Right? 251 00:13:21,746 --> 00:13:23,981 I think I'll paint it. Can I sit down? 252 00:13:30,022 --> 00:13:32,423 Ooh, it must be a good one. 253 00:13:32,457 --> 00:13:34,591 Come on, I'll race you for it. 254 00:13:36,793 --> 00:13:39,362 10-second handicap since you're gimpy. 255 00:13:48,105 --> 00:13:49,872 Hey, dude, listen, I'm in bad shape, 256 00:13:49,907 --> 00:13:51,874 so I'm gonna tag you and you're gonna run it in. 257 00:13:51,909 --> 00:13:53,709 I have no idea what you're talking about. 258 00:13:53,744 --> 00:13:55,345 Just tell Jackie that you're me. 259 00:13:55,379 --> 00:13:57,347 I answered the page first and I win, okay? 260 00:13:57,381 --> 00:13:59,249 - All right, let me ask you a question. - Yeah. 261 00:13:59,283 --> 00:14:00,750 Is it presumptuous to bring 262 00:14:00,784 --> 00:14:02,952 special barbecue sauce to a barbecue? 263 00:14:02,986 --> 00:14:05,522 - I always bring dessert. - Dessert. 264 00:14:05,556 --> 00:14:07,523 Okay, I'm right behind you. 265 00:14:07,557 --> 00:14:09,258 Ow. 266 00:14:14,030 --> 00:14:17,399 Hey, uh, Coop told me to tell you I'm him 267 00:14:17,434 --> 00:14:19,068 and he got here first. 268 00:14:19,102 --> 00:14:22,471 - Where is he? - He's on his way. How are you doing? 269 00:14:25,141 --> 00:14:28,210 So what kind of job were you interviewing for? - Ad sales. 270 00:14:28,244 --> 00:14:31,213 The only thing I ever wanted to do was sales. 271 00:14:31,247 --> 00:14:33,848 I don't think most people feel that way about their line of work. 272 00:14:33,883 --> 00:14:35,850 Yeah, I hear you. 273 00:14:35,885 --> 00:14:38,620 So you're hypertensive. 274 00:14:38,654 --> 00:14:42,824 I was on diamox, but I decided to go cold turkey. 275 00:14:42,858 --> 00:14:46,027 - You can't do that, Lou. - It was working. 276 00:14:46,062 --> 00:14:47,729 I was eating right. I was exercising. 277 00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:50,732 Acupressure... the whole thing. 278 00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:52,934 You know, if you press right here between 279 00:14:52,969 --> 00:14:56,104 your thumb and your pointer finger... world peace. 280 00:14:56,138 --> 00:14:58,907 You can't go holistic on this one, Lou. 281 00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,909 We're gonna write you a new prescription for diamox 282 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:04,079 and you're gonna have to take it. 283 00:15:04,113 --> 00:15:07,281 - These are shot. - Ah, yes. 284 00:15:07,316 --> 00:15:09,817 - Do you have good eyesight? - Yeah, I do, 285 00:15:09,851 --> 00:15:11,952 but I'm doing that thing now that everybody else does. 286 00:15:11,987 --> 00:15:14,655 Whoohoo! 287 00:15:14,689 --> 00:15:17,992 Jackie, when you get a minute, I need you in 1. 288 00:15:24,265 --> 00:15:26,266 I need a cortisone shot. 289 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,969 I can't do it myself. I know it's gonna hurt. 290 00:15:29,004 --> 00:15:32,873 - Are you kidding me? - I need to bring my "A" game. 291 00:15:32,907 --> 00:15:35,308 I'm about to get a promotion, a big step, 292 00:15:35,343 --> 00:15:37,511 and I'm gonna remember the people who got me there. 293 00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:39,212 Stop talking. What happened? 294 00:15:39,247 --> 00:15:41,981 I thrashed my instep playing hoops. 295 00:15:42,016 --> 00:15:45,417 I was down by eight and I drove the Lane. 296 00:15:45,452 --> 00:15:48,755 - You have a bunion. - No, I don't. 297 00:15:48,789 --> 00:15:52,258 Look, just do it. I... I prepped it already. 298 00:15:52,292 --> 00:15:53,760 My feet have been killing me for 10 years. 299 00:15:53,794 --> 00:15:55,695 The guys in ortho are so stingy with this cortisone. 300 00:15:55,729 --> 00:15:57,263 How about you get me one of these? 301 00:15:57,297 --> 00:15:59,932 You're really gonna need to see a doctor about something like that. 302 00:16:02,970 --> 00:16:05,304 Yahh ahh! 303 00:16:05,338 --> 00:16:09,175 You're a big baby. 304 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:14,445 - Hey! - Ah, I know that smile. That's the valium grin. 305 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,215 - How's the nausea? - I don't even remember it. 306 00:16:17,249 --> 00:16:18,684 Ah, good news. Great. 307 00:16:18,718 --> 00:16:20,318 Let's get you up to see your wife. 308 00:16:20,352 --> 00:16:22,253 I'm not going back up there. 309 00:16:22,288 --> 00:16:24,956 - Sorry? - I can't. 310 00:16:24,991 --> 00:16:28,160 You know, it's perfectly normal to be scared. 311 00:16:28,194 --> 00:16:30,162 You know what's scary? 312 00:16:30,196 --> 00:16:32,463 Watching my wife scream for 10 hours, 313 00:16:32,498 --> 00:16:34,332 then shit right in front of me. 314 00:16:34,366 --> 00:16:36,334 They tell you that might happen, but you think, 315 00:16:36,368 --> 00:16:40,638 "No, not her. Not my girl." 316 00:16:40,673 --> 00:16:44,141 When I was born my parents had a house. 317 00:16:45,777 --> 00:16:47,344 I have an alcove studio 318 00:16:47,378 --> 00:16:50,848 and about $1,000 in my savings account. 319 00:16:52,718 --> 00:16:56,153 - What is that? - It's a start. 320 00:16:58,090 --> 00:17:01,692 Come on, let's go. 321 00:17:01,727 --> 00:17:05,129 - I think I'm having chest pains. - No, you're not. 322 00:17:05,163 --> 00:17:07,598 You can't kick me out. You're supposed to take care of me. 323 00:17:07,632 --> 00:17:09,633 Yes, I am. 324 00:17:13,838 --> 00:17:15,805 I don't know what I'm doing. 325 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,841 Who does? 326 00:17:21,879 --> 00:17:25,982 You know what I did last week instead of putting together a crib? 327 00:17:26,016 --> 00:17:29,419 I sent messages to all my old girlfriends on Facebook. 328 00:17:30,955 --> 00:17:32,822 Maternity. 329 00:17:37,194 --> 00:17:39,796 I can't do it. 330 00:17:41,232 --> 00:17:43,533 I'm sorry, can you two indulge me just a moment? 331 00:17:43,568 --> 00:17:44,601 I'm sorry. 332 00:17:44,636 --> 00:17:46,602 Here here, put your head right here. 333 00:17:46,637 --> 00:17:47,971 Inhale, okay? 334 00:17:48,005 --> 00:17:50,006 This is what you're gonna smell every time you feel like 335 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,274 you don't know what you're doing. 336 00:17:51,308 --> 00:17:53,376 - You want to... - Just smell. 337 00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:55,411 Okay. 338 00:17:57,081 --> 00:17:59,249 Oh my God. 339 00:17:59,283 --> 00:18:00,817 They all smell like that? 340 00:18:00,851 --> 00:18:04,453 Well, there's only one way to find out. 341 00:18:04,488 --> 00:18:06,489 You got this. 342 00:18:11,595 --> 00:18:13,596 You... 343 00:18:16,565 --> 00:18:19,268 thank you. 344 00:18:19,302 --> 00:18:21,503 Are you taking him home? 345 00:18:21,537 --> 00:18:25,440 - Her, yes. - Congratulations. 346 00:18:25,474 --> 00:18:27,910 Did you bring the car seat? 347 00:18:27,944 --> 00:18:30,612 Oh fuck. 348 00:18:30,646 --> 00:18:33,782 What did you think we were gonna do, walk? 349 00:18:37,086 --> 00:18:38,553 Are you still here? 350 00:18:38,587 --> 00:18:40,689 I'm picking up a few extra hours this week. 351 00:18:40,723 --> 00:18:43,292 - Bonus Coop. - What are you working on? 352 00:18:43,326 --> 00:18:46,528 We're working on changing our fantasy football team name 353 00:18:46,562 --> 00:18:50,698 from Man-Crush to Cooper-Duper. 354 00:18:50,732 --> 00:18:52,834 You like me better than Dr. O'hara, don't you? 355 00:18:52,868 --> 00:18:56,270 You know, I'd like you a lot more if you focused on your receivers. 356 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:02,776 Diamox for the hypertensive salesman. 357 00:19:02,811 --> 00:19:04,278 Everything else seemed fine. 358 00:19:04,313 --> 00:19:05,746 Quite charming, really. 359 00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:08,282 Lou... totally my favorite patient this week. 360 00:19:08,317 --> 00:19:10,617 - Are you guys talking about Lou? - Yep. 361 00:19:10,652 --> 00:19:13,187 No, do not take him. He's injured. 362 00:19:13,222 --> 00:19:14,856 Do you know anything about football? 363 00:19:14,890 --> 00:19:17,058 Okay, fine. You do it. 364 00:19:18,092 --> 00:19:19,393 Who's Lou? 365 00:19:19,427 --> 00:19:22,796 A patient. No competition there. 366 00:19:22,831 --> 00:19:25,666 He's so nice and he walks every morning. 367 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:28,001 - I gave him my pedometer. - Thank God. 368 00:19:28,035 --> 00:19:29,336 That robot voice was freaking me out. 369 00:19:29,371 --> 00:19:31,338 Prescription, glasses. 370 00:19:31,373 --> 00:19:33,006 Discharge him. I am going home. 371 00:19:34,576 --> 00:19:37,210 I had dibs on that guy. 372 00:19:38,246 --> 00:19:39,847 Hey. 373 00:19:45,152 --> 00:19:47,954 For the barbecue. 374 00:19:47,989 --> 00:19:49,990 Here. 375 00:19:55,329 --> 00:19:57,463 You gotta put your arms around me. 376 00:20:12,613 --> 00:20:14,547 I am never letting my girls 377 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,316 anywhere near one of those bikes. 378 00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:18,318 Yeah. 379 00:20:18,352 --> 00:20:21,954 But going over the bridge... gotta give me that. 380 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:25,024 I do. I do. It was beautiful. 381 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:29,061 - What are you looking at? - Oh, your hair is insane. 382 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:31,730 Yeah, helmet head. 383 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,632 Yeah. Yeah. 384 00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:38,570 Guys, where are you? 385 00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:40,705 Why don't you take that out back, see if Kevin needs a hand? 386 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,908 - I'm gonna go change. - All right. 387 00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:50,615 - Stop! - It's faster. 388 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,683 The steaks are gonna taste like lighter fluid. 389 00:20:52,717 --> 00:20:54,585 Trust me, I've been doing this a long time. 390 00:20:54,619 --> 00:20:56,654 - Oh yeah? How long? - Long enough. 391 00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:58,522 I love steak on the grill, 392 00:20:58,557 --> 00:21:00,458 but God, it's bad for the environment. 393 00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:04,028 - That's a lot of CO2 for one meal. - It is? 394 00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:06,164 Uh, you know, it's not that bad. 395 00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,967 Not if... you know, not if you only do it on special occasions. 396 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,768 I turn the lights off in a room 397 00:21:10,802 --> 00:21:12,971 if I'm not there in order to save energy. 398 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:16,574 That's a big help. And I brought pie for dessert. 399 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,309 You're cute. 400 00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:38,362 Kevin! 401 00:21:40,064 --> 00:21:42,065 Kevin? 402 00:21:45,536 --> 00:21:47,604 - Where is Kevin? - What's wrong? 403 00:21:47,638 --> 00:21:49,506 - Where is Kevin? - Relax. 404 00:21:49,540 --> 00:21:51,841 He just went to drop off some stuff at immaculate virgin. 405 00:21:51,876 --> 00:21:54,076 We're having a clothing drive for the unfortunate. 406 00:21:54,111 --> 00:21:56,778 Oh great, a clothing drive. 407 00:21:56,813 --> 00:21:59,015 The less fortunate. 408 00:21:59,049 --> 00:22:00,949 What does "fortunate" mean? 409 00:22:00,984 --> 00:22:03,886 Uh, blessed, lucky. 410 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,954 Like a cat with nine lives. 411 00:22:05,989 --> 00:22:08,190 We had so much extra stuff. 412 00:22:08,225 --> 00:22:09,691 - We did? - Yeah. 413 00:22:09,726 --> 00:22:11,660 Yeah, but don't stress. It was only four boxes. 414 00:22:11,694 --> 00:22:13,162 It was mostly Kevin's old t-shirts 415 00:22:13,196 --> 00:22:15,197 and some baby clothes from the basement... 416 00:22:15,232 --> 00:22:16,798 you know, nothing fancy. 417 00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:20,636 Gymboree stuff and some mismatched mittens. 418 00:22:20,670 --> 00:22:25,440 - Grace, are you all right? - Dad's been gone for two hours. 419 00:22:25,474 --> 00:22:27,475 The school's only five minutes away. 420 00:22:27,510 --> 00:22:31,312 Gracie, would you go get me my lip gloss? 421 00:22:31,347 --> 00:22:33,048 Thank you. 422 00:22:35,784 --> 00:22:37,919 Look, I, um... I told him I'd watch the kids 423 00:22:37,953 --> 00:22:40,688 so he could get his ass to an Al-Anon meeting. 424 00:22:40,722 --> 00:22:44,092 I mean seriously, Jackie, this is his damage, not yours. 425 00:22:44,126 --> 00:22:46,194 He doesn't talk about it and that fucks him up. 426 00:22:46,228 --> 00:22:47,828 - You said that to him? - Yeah. 427 00:22:47,863 --> 00:22:49,830 Like I'm gonna start watching what I say now? 428 00:22:51,267 --> 00:22:53,334 Hi! 429 00:22:54,703 --> 00:22:56,203 - Hey, man. - Hey. 430 00:22:56,237 --> 00:22:58,738 - How's the job? - Great. 431 00:22:58,773 --> 00:23:01,175 - Feels like I've been there for years. - How are you? 432 00:23:01,209 --> 00:23:02,976 - Good. - Good. 433 00:23:07,748 --> 00:23:09,716 - Are they watching a movie? - Yeah. 434 00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:12,286 They decided on 20 minutes of "Toy Story 3" 435 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,188 and 20 minutes of "Annie." 436 00:23:14,222 --> 00:23:16,390 Are they still out there, Eddie and Tunie? 437 00:23:16,424 --> 00:23:18,625 Yeah, I don't think he wants to leave yet. 438 00:23:18,659 --> 00:23:20,427 - Really? - Yeah. 439 00:23:20,462 --> 00:23:24,331 I felt like I had to get out of the way, get more pie. 440 00:23:24,365 --> 00:23:27,066 It's Berry or something. It's fuckin' delicious. 441 00:23:27,101 --> 00:23:30,869 - You want some? - No, thanks. 442 00:23:30,904 --> 00:23:33,672 - Are you going somewhere? - Yeah, the Parish. 443 00:23:33,707 --> 00:23:35,674 You can pray right here. 444 00:23:35,709 --> 00:23:37,410 I think Tunie may have given away 445 00:23:37,444 --> 00:23:39,412 a box with the girls' baptism gowns in it. 446 00:23:39,446 --> 00:23:41,581 I don't wanna make her feel bad, but if I don't go check, 447 00:23:41,615 --> 00:23:43,082 I'm gonna... not gonna be able to sleep. 448 00:23:43,117 --> 00:23:44,383 You want me to go with you? 449 00:23:44,418 --> 00:23:46,385 You wanna? You wanna go for a walk? 450 00:23:46,420 --> 00:23:49,455 I think Tunie can flirt and listen for the girls at the same time. 451 00:23:49,490 --> 00:23:52,258 Let me get my jacket. 452 00:23:54,595 --> 00:23:58,130 - What? - I just like watching you eat standing up. 453 00:24:04,470 --> 00:24:06,605 - Okay, back in a minute. - Yeah. 454 00:24:06,639 --> 00:24:08,906 Go ahead. I'll be here. 455 00:24:14,547 --> 00:24:16,114 Thank you. I'm happy to help out, 456 00:24:16,149 --> 00:24:18,450 but there were things in there I didn't mean to give away. 457 00:24:18,484 --> 00:24:20,652 Of course. 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