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Previously on "Nurse Jackie"...
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Does anyone know
what gets Michelle Obama
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out of bed in the morning?
Fat kids!
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- Kevin told me everything.
- What did he tell you?
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He told me that he
and that snotty doctor
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you work with
did an intervention on you.
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- You're not still mad at me, are you?
- God, no.
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I can't stand when you take
me off the shelf like this.
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You throw me this crumb
and I'm hooked.
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Aunt Tunie is going to stay
with us for a couple of weeks.
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- Weeks?
- You're good with that, right?
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- I saw your friend Eddie at work today.
- Thanks again.
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- Yeah.
- Eddie...
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that's the one you want me
to go out with, right?
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Just a thought.
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The last one broke his heart.
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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ I've been working
on a cocktail ♪
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♪ called grounds
for divorce ♪
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♪ Polishing a compass
that I hold in my sleep ♪
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♪ Doubt comes in
on sticks ♪
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♪ but then he kicks
like a horse... ♪
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♪ Someday we'll be drinking
with the seldom seen kid. ♪
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- Grace is good.
- Has Fiona charmed every last nun?
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Yes, she would sleep in
that uniform if I let her.
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We already have Kevin's sister passing
out in her clothes at the house.
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- She's staying with you?
- Yeah.
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I think Kevin installed her
to keep an eye on me.
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- Right.
- Yeah.
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I wish she was a
little more cop,
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a little less drunken
teenage stepdaughter.
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It'd be a little easier.
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Oh, speaking of
authority figures,
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Akalitus has offered me chief
of the E.R. In title only.
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Wow, that sounds nice.
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Mm, no.
Don't do empty titles.
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My Uncle was an Earl.
It ruined him.
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- So are you... are you still looking?
- No no.
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Hostile patients, terrible hours...
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- How could I ever leave?
- Can I get that in writing?
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Do you want me to renegotiate
my contract right now?
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Um, yeah, I... I do.
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Give me that.
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Look, I don't want to go back
down the rabbit hole again,
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so just promise me
next time you go
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on the attack, take better aim.
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- I hear you.
- Really? Really?
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Excuse me, how do you
fuck up a Chicken Caesar?
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It's not a rhetorical
question, cupcake.
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- Tell me.
- Leave it alone.
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- I'm sorry. I can just take it back.
- Do you see any chicken?
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Why don't you go get your manager
before I lose my shit?
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You want another beer
or something?
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Hi. You wanted
to see the manager?
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Why are you wearing
a nurse's uniform?
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I moonlight.
What's the problem?
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- She screwed up my order.
- Yeah, it happens.
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- Don't need to be an asshole.
- Excuse me?
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- Is he a client?
- Yeah.
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You think it's gonna impress him,
berating a 24-year-old waitress?
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Is that how you do business?
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You comfortable doing
business with an asshole?
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No, actually.
My daughter's a waitress.
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Oh, you might want to apologize.
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You might want to apologize.
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I... I am sorry.
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No, not to him, to her.
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I'm sorry.
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Get him his chicken, Janine.
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I am your manager. He said he
was sorry. Get him his chicken.
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Your lunch is on me.
Your friend is awesome.
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Oh, I have missed you
and the havoc that you wreak.
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I had two rabies, one infant
fever and eight suture removals.
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- Did I tell you this is my first double?
- Yes, you did.
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Do you need to use the bathroom?
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No, I have a pedometer now.
Every step counts.
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You have walked 5.3 Miles.
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Look at this.
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Bellevue already
kicked off a campaign.
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All of those kids are fat.
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That one looks really sad.
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Oh no, I'm sad.
That ad is good.
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March on, miss Barkow.
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- Where did you get that?
- Ripped it off the 6 train.
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Wow, Gloria, that's effective.
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I'm not handing over the first
lady visit without a fight.
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We've gotta get out
in front of this.
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- Fund-raising starts now.
- Now?
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- Uh, I only have five bucks.
- Every little bit helps.
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- Hello, chief. How are you doing, chief?
- Would you stop it?
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Urine behind you.
Urine. Sorry, chief.
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Dude, I'm saying it's admirable.
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Sorry, I wasn't listening to you.
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I was thinking about
this shirt I want.
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I think I'm gonna buy it.
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What?
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I'm saying it's admirable
that you're comfortable
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with Dr. O'hara
being your superior.
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Superior? In what way?
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Seriously?
Oh, you didn't hear.
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Akalitus named Dr. O'hara
chief of the E.R.
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No. No no no no.
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No. No way.
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I... I would have
heard about that.
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- Why?
- Because I'm a doctor.
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She's a doctor.
I would know, okay?
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Just like you know
all the nursey stuff.
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Sorry.
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Dude, what's up with the limp?
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You want me to grab you
a wheelchair?
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- Happy first day at work.
- Oh yeah, big day.
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Did you bring me a
card or something?
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No, I couldn't quite
find the right one.
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I brought you a helmet
for the ride home.
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For... for the what?
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On the bike to your home.
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Kevin invited me over
for a celebratory barbecue.
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He gets me a job.
He's making me a steak.
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You better hope that guy
never leaves you.
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- Yeah, he's a keeper.
- Yeah.
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So I'll, uh... I'll pick
you up after your shift.
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You were right.
Now that Kevin knows you work here,
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things have gotten so
much more normal. - Yeah.
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What I want and expect
is your full support
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and a list of potential donors.
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And if I don't get that,
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there will be a bunch
of obese children
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standing outside
your door every day
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until I get what I need.
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Listen, sister,
you married God.
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I married this job!
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I'm throwing my hat
in the ring.
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Look out.
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- What hat?
- Come on, Gloria.
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Chief of the E.R.
Is not a title
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you hand out like a stick of gum.
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- Hold.
- I have many qualifications...
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one, my gift for tiny stitches;
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- two, popular among the staff.
- You're not.
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I've had lunch with almost
everyone who works here.
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Popular among the staff.
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Hmm? Three...
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Dr. Cooper, nothing has
been set in stone.
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If you want chief so badly,
show me what you got.
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- Like a dance-off.
- Like overtime.
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Or a dance-off.
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Hi, honey.
Barbecue sounds great.
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Let me know if you need me to pick
anything up on the way home, okay?
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- Love you. Bye.
- My wife is having a fucking baby.
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My wife is having a baby.
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My wife is having a fucking baby.
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Okay, calm down, sir.
Maternity's on six.
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No, I know.
She's up there.
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It's me. I've been
dry heaving for two hours.
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See, they can't treat me upstairs
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because I'm not a patient,
so they sent me down here.
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Oh God, I'm gonna miss everything.
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Okay, you're having
chest pains, okay?
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That way we can
get you in right away.
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Chest pains.
What's your name?
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I'm Ethan Razansky
and I have chest pains.
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Follow me.
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No, not this shit.
We've been waiting an hour.
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My daughter's got asthma.
You got my name on that list?
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- Candace de la Brix.
- Where's your daughter?
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Right in front of you.
She can barely breathe.
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I'm sorry, this man
has chest pains.
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He goes first.
Come on.
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The zofran will take
the edge off the nausea.
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The valium drip will take
the edge off everything else.
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Um, can you tell my...
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- Wow, that's amazing.
- Yeah. It's the valium.
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I already called upstairs.
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She's still 6 cm,
so you might wanna relax.
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This is the easy part.
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Two e.T.S, 10 I.V.S,
four piss runs
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and a guy aspirated, also known
as vomited, all over me,
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so I had to change my scrubs.
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- Are you comfortable?
- Yeah.
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Are you on speed?
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- I am speed, motherfucker!
- Yeah, we're... we're going. Let's go.
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You have
walked 12,304 steps.
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Thank you for bringing me here.
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You have to learn to pace yourself,
Zoey, or you're gonna burn out.
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And you will burn out,
I promise you.
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Yeah.
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I forgot how good these are.
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Did you get married in a church?
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We had a long,
hot afternoon mass.
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I know that if I get married
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I'm going to be a sweaty bride.
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I think about that a lot.
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- It's not good.
- You've got time.
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Your pace has slowed.
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Sorry.
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Really?
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Oh, sorry.
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- Keep moving.
- Sit down.
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I can hear you breathing.
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Um, what is that?
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It's a fund-raising
thermometer.
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You should step back
and take a look at it.
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Seriously, you don't
want that near your door.
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Dear God!
What is that?
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It's an old-fashioned
thermometer.
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I drew it myself.
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Looks like
an old-fashioned Willy.
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I tried to tell you.
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I don't see it.
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Which reminds me,
Dr. Cooper has announced
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his intention to compete
for the title of chief.
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- Announced to whom?
- Anyone.
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How can he compete for a job
you've already offered to me?
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He can't if you accept the title.
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Oh, you're relentless.
All right, fine, I accept,
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but only so the crown
doesn't fall to prince John.
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He's working overtime
to prove himself,
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so let's not make it
official till next week.
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If I give you $1,000,
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will you take that picture down?
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No, but I will put your
name on it in gold marker.
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And another thousand
to take my name off.
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Lou babiak, 50, passed out in the
lobby of the time-life building.
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Minor head trauma.
Got contusions on his forehead and cheek.
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Pulsox's holding at 90.
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He's complaining of blurred vision.
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Lobby guard called it in.
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My first job interview in months and
I pass out before I get up to H.R.
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I could have taken a cab here.
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I'm way better than a cab.
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This guy can drive.
I'll tell you what...
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I never got out of midtown that fast.
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Yeah well, the siren helps.
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Nice talking to you, man.
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Can I get some help here?
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I'll take it.
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I'll take this.
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Hello, where are all the doctors?
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Those shoes are hideous.
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Did someone steal
your Italian penny loafers?
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No. Hoops.
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I trashed my instep driving the Lane,
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so I had to change up the footwear.
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I'm a ferocious competitor,
as you will soon find out.
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I'm not sure you can compete for a job
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00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,468
that's actually been
offered to someone else.
247
00:13:10,502 --> 00:13:14,438
- Watch me.
- I am. It's terribly sad.
248
00:13:14,473 --> 00:13:17,241
Damn it, your office is bigger.
I can't believe it's bigger.
249
00:13:17,275 --> 00:13:19,343
If I win chief, I get your office.
250
00:13:19,378 --> 00:13:21,712
- Absolutely. It only seems fair.
- Right?
251
00:13:21,746 --> 00:13:23,981
I think I'll paint it.
Can I sit down?
252
00:13:30,022 --> 00:13:32,423
Ooh, it must be a good one.
253
00:13:32,457 --> 00:13:34,591
Come on, I'll race you for it.
254
00:13:36,793 --> 00:13:39,362
10-second handicap
since you're gimpy.
255
00:13:48,105 --> 00:13:49,872
Hey, dude, listen,
I'm in bad shape,
256
00:13:49,907 --> 00:13:51,874
so I'm gonna tag you
and you're gonna run it in.
257
00:13:51,909 --> 00:13:53,709
I have no idea
what you're talking about.
258
00:13:53,744 --> 00:13:55,345
Just tell Jackie that you're me.
259
00:13:55,379 --> 00:13:57,347
I answered the page
first and I win, okay?
260
00:13:57,381 --> 00:13:59,249
- All right, let me ask you a question.
- Yeah.
261
00:13:59,283 --> 00:14:00,750
Is it presumptuous to bring
262
00:14:00,784 --> 00:14:02,952
special barbecue sauce to a barbecue?
263
00:14:02,986 --> 00:14:05,522
- I always bring dessert.
- Dessert.
264
00:14:05,556 --> 00:14:07,523
Okay, I'm right behind you.
265
00:14:07,557 --> 00:14:09,258
Ow.
266
00:14:14,030 --> 00:14:17,399
Hey, uh, Coop told me
to tell you I'm him
267
00:14:17,434 --> 00:14:19,068
and he got here first.
268
00:14:19,102 --> 00:14:22,471
- Where is he?
- He's on his way. How are you doing?
269
00:14:25,141 --> 00:14:28,210
So what kind of job were you
interviewing for? - Ad sales.
270
00:14:28,244 --> 00:14:31,213
The only thing I ever
wanted to do was sales.
271
00:14:31,247 --> 00:14:33,848
I don't think most people feel
that way about their line of work.
272
00:14:33,883 --> 00:14:35,850
Yeah, I hear you.
273
00:14:35,885 --> 00:14:38,620
So you're hypertensive.
274
00:14:38,654 --> 00:14:42,824
I was on diamox, but I
decided to go cold turkey.
275
00:14:42,858 --> 00:14:46,027
- You can't do that, Lou.
- It was working.
276
00:14:46,062 --> 00:14:47,729
I was eating right.
I was exercising.
277
00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:50,732
Acupressure...
the whole thing.
278
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:52,934
You know, if you press
right here between
279
00:14:52,969 --> 00:14:56,104
your thumb and your pointer
finger... world peace.
280
00:14:56,138 --> 00:14:58,907
You can't go holistic
on this one, Lou.
281
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,909
We're gonna write you
a new prescription for diamox
282
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:04,079
and you're gonna have to take it.
283
00:15:04,113 --> 00:15:07,281
- These are shot.
- Ah, yes.
284
00:15:07,316 --> 00:15:09,817
- Do you have good eyesight?
- Yeah, I do,
285
00:15:09,851 --> 00:15:11,952
but I'm doing that thing now
that everybody else does.
286
00:15:11,987 --> 00:15:14,655
Whoohoo!
287
00:15:14,689 --> 00:15:17,992
Jackie, when you get a
minute, I need you in 1.
288
00:15:24,265 --> 00:15:26,266
I need a cortisone shot.
289
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,969
I can't do it myself.
I know it's gonna hurt.
290
00:15:29,004 --> 00:15:32,873
- Are you kidding me?
- I need to bring my "A" game.
291
00:15:32,907 --> 00:15:35,308
I'm about to get a
promotion, a big step,
292
00:15:35,343 --> 00:15:37,511
and I'm gonna remember the
people who got me there.
293
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:39,212
Stop talking.
What happened?
294
00:15:39,247 --> 00:15:41,981
I thrashed my instep playing hoops.
295
00:15:42,016 --> 00:15:45,417
I was down by eight
and I drove the Lane.
296
00:15:45,452 --> 00:15:48,755
- You have a bunion.
- No, I don't.
297
00:15:48,789 --> 00:15:52,258
Look, just do it.
I... I prepped it already.
298
00:15:52,292 --> 00:15:53,760
My feet have been
killing me for 10 years.
299
00:15:53,794 --> 00:15:55,695
The guys in ortho are so
stingy with this cortisone.
300
00:15:55,729 --> 00:15:57,263
How about you get me one of these?
301
00:15:57,297 --> 00:15:59,932
You're really gonna need to see a
doctor about something like that.
302
00:16:02,970 --> 00:16:05,304
Yahh ahh!
303
00:16:05,338 --> 00:16:09,175
You're a big baby.
304
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:14,445
- Hey! - Ah, I know that smile.
That's the valium grin.
305
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,215
- How's the nausea?
- I don't even remember it.
306
00:16:17,249 --> 00:16:18,684
Ah, good news.
Great.
307
00:16:18,718 --> 00:16:20,318
Let's get you up
to see your wife.
308
00:16:20,352 --> 00:16:22,253
I'm not going back up there.
309
00:16:22,288 --> 00:16:24,956
- Sorry?
- I can't.
310
00:16:24,991 --> 00:16:28,160
You know, it's perfectly
normal to be scared.
311
00:16:28,194 --> 00:16:30,162
You know what's scary?
312
00:16:30,196 --> 00:16:32,463
Watching my wife
scream for 10 hours,
313
00:16:32,498 --> 00:16:34,332
then shit right in front of me.
314
00:16:34,366 --> 00:16:36,334
They tell you that might
happen, but you think,
315
00:16:36,368 --> 00:16:40,638
"No, not her.
Not my girl."
316
00:16:40,673 --> 00:16:44,141
When I was born
my parents had a house.
317
00:16:45,777 --> 00:16:47,344
I have an alcove studio
318
00:16:47,378 --> 00:16:50,848
and about $1,000
in my savings account.
319
00:16:52,718 --> 00:16:56,153
- What is that?
- It's a start.
320
00:16:58,090 --> 00:17:01,692
Come on, let's go.
321
00:17:01,727 --> 00:17:05,129
- I think I'm having chest pains.
- No, you're not.
322
00:17:05,163 --> 00:17:07,598
You can't kick me out.
You're supposed to take care of me.
323
00:17:07,632 --> 00:17:09,633
Yes, I am.
324
00:17:13,838 --> 00:17:15,805
I don't know what I'm doing.
325
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,841
Who does?
326
00:17:21,879 --> 00:17:25,982
You know what I did last week
instead of putting together a crib?
327
00:17:26,016 --> 00:17:29,419
I sent messages to all my old
girlfriends on Facebook.
328
00:17:30,955 --> 00:17:32,822
Maternity.
329
00:17:37,194 --> 00:17:39,796
I can't do it.
330
00:17:41,232 --> 00:17:43,533
I'm sorry, can you two
indulge me just a moment?
331
00:17:43,568 --> 00:17:44,601
I'm sorry.
332
00:17:44,636 --> 00:17:46,602
Here here, put your head right here.
333
00:17:46,637 --> 00:17:47,971
Inhale, okay?
334
00:17:48,005 --> 00:17:50,006
This is what you're gonna smell
every time you feel like
335
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,274
you don't know what you're doing.
336
00:17:51,308 --> 00:17:53,376
- You want to...
- Just smell.
337
00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:55,411
Okay.
338
00:17:57,081 --> 00:17:59,249
Oh my God.
339
00:17:59,283 --> 00:18:00,817
They all smell like that?
340
00:18:00,851 --> 00:18:04,453
Well, there's only
one way to find out.
341
00:18:04,488 --> 00:18:06,489
You got this.
342
00:18:11,595 --> 00:18:13,596
You...
343
00:18:16,565 --> 00:18:19,268
thank you.
344
00:18:19,302 --> 00:18:21,503
Are you taking him home?
345
00:18:21,537 --> 00:18:25,440
- Her, yes.
- Congratulations.
346
00:18:25,474 --> 00:18:27,910
Did you bring the car seat?
347
00:18:27,944 --> 00:18:30,612
Oh fuck.
348
00:18:30,646 --> 00:18:33,782
What did you think
we were gonna do, walk?
349
00:18:37,086 --> 00:18:38,553
Are you still here?
350
00:18:38,587 --> 00:18:40,689
I'm picking up a few
extra hours this week.
351
00:18:40,723 --> 00:18:43,292
- Bonus Coop.
- What are you working on?
352
00:18:43,326 --> 00:18:46,528
We're working on changing
our fantasy football team name
353
00:18:46,562 --> 00:18:50,698
from Man-Crush
to Cooper-Duper.
354
00:18:50,732 --> 00:18:52,834
You like me better than
Dr. O'hara, don't you?
355
00:18:52,868 --> 00:18:56,270
You know, I'd like you a lot more
if you focused on your receivers.
356
00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:02,776
Diamox for the hypertensive salesman.
357
00:19:02,811 --> 00:19:04,278
Everything else seemed fine.
358
00:19:04,313 --> 00:19:05,746
Quite charming, really.
359
00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:08,282
Lou... totally my favorite
patient this week.
360
00:19:08,317 --> 00:19:10,617
- Are you guys talking about Lou?
- Yep.
361
00:19:10,652 --> 00:19:13,187
No, do not take him.
He's injured.
362
00:19:13,222 --> 00:19:14,856
Do you know anything about football?
363
00:19:14,890 --> 00:19:17,058
Okay, fine.
You do it.
364
00:19:18,092 --> 00:19:19,393
Who's Lou?
365
00:19:19,427 --> 00:19:22,796
A patient.
No competition there.
366
00:19:22,831 --> 00:19:25,666
He's so nice and he
walks every morning.
367
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:28,001
- I gave him my pedometer.
- Thank God.
368
00:19:28,035 --> 00:19:29,336
That robot voice was freaking me out.
369
00:19:29,371 --> 00:19:31,338
Prescription, glasses.
370
00:19:31,373 --> 00:19:33,006
Discharge him.
I am going home.
371
00:19:34,576 --> 00:19:37,210
I had dibs on that guy.
372
00:19:38,246 --> 00:19:39,847
Hey.
373
00:19:45,152 --> 00:19:47,954
For the barbecue.
374
00:19:47,989 --> 00:19:49,990
Here.
375
00:19:55,329 --> 00:19:57,463
You gotta put your arms around me.
376
00:20:12,613 --> 00:20:14,547
I am never letting my girls
377
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,316
anywhere near one of those bikes.
378
00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:18,318
Yeah.
379
00:20:18,352 --> 00:20:21,954
But going over the bridge...
gotta give me that.
380
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:25,024
I do. I do.
It was beautiful.
381
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:29,061
- What are you looking at?
- Oh, your hair is insane.
382
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:31,730
Yeah, helmet head.
383
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,632
Yeah. Yeah.
384
00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:38,570
Guys, where are you?
385
00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:40,705
Why don't you take that out back,
see if Kevin needs a hand?
386
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,908
- I'm gonna go change.
- All right.
387
00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:50,615
- Stop!
- It's faster.
388
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,683
The steaks are gonna
taste like lighter fluid.
389
00:20:52,717 --> 00:20:54,585
Trust me, I've been
doing this a long time.
390
00:20:54,619 --> 00:20:56,654
- Oh yeah? How long?
- Long enough.
391
00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:58,522
I love steak on the grill,
392
00:20:58,557 --> 00:21:00,458
but God, it's bad
for the environment.
393
00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:04,028
- That's a lot of CO2 for one meal.
- It is?
394
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:06,164
Uh, you know, it's not that bad.
395
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,967
Not if... you know, not if you
only do it on special occasions.
396
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,768
I turn the lights off in a room
397
00:21:10,802 --> 00:21:12,971
if I'm not there
in order to save energy.
398
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:16,574
That's a big help.
And I brought pie for dessert.
399
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,309
You're cute.
400
00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:38,362
Kevin!
401
00:21:40,064 --> 00:21:42,065
Kevin?
402
00:21:45,536 --> 00:21:47,604
- Where is Kevin?
- What's wrong?
403
00:21:47,638 --> 00:21:49,506
- Where is Kevin?
- Relax.
404
00:21:49,540 --> 00:21:51,841
He just went to drop off some
stuff at immaculate virgin.
405
00:21:51,876 --> 00:21:54,076
We're having a clothing
drive for the unfortunate.
406
00:21:54,111 --> 00:21:56,778
Oh great, a clothing drive.
407
00:21:56,813 --> 00:21:59,015
The less fortunate.
408
00:21:59,049 --> 00:22:00,949
What does "fortunate" mean?
409
00:22:00,984 --> 00:22:03,886
Uh, blessed, lucky.
410
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,954
Like a cat with nine lives.
411
00:22:05,989 --> 00:22:08,190
We had so much extra stuff.
412
00:22:08,225 --> 00:22:09,691
- We did?
- Yeah.
413
00:22:09,726 --> 00:22:11,660
Yeah, but don't stress.
It was only four boxes.
414
00:22:11,694 --> 00:22:13,162
It was mostly
Kevin's old t-shirts
415
00:22:13,196 --> 00:22:15,197
and some baby clothes
from the basement...
416
00:22:15,232 --> 00:22:16,798
you know, nothing fancy.
417
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:20,636
Gymboree stuff
and some mismatched mittens.
418
00:22:20,670 --> 00:22:25,440
- Grace, are you all right?
- Dad's been gone for two hours.
419
00:22:25,474 --> 00:22:27,475
The school's only five minutes away.
420
00:22:27,510 --> 00:22:31,312
Gracie, would you go
get me my lip gloss?
421
00:22:31,347 --> 00:22:33,048
Thank you.
422
00:22:35,784 --> 00:22:37,919
Look, I, um... I told him
I'd watch the kids
423
00:22:37,953 --> 00:22:40,688
so he could get his ass
to an Al-Anon meeting.
424
00:22:40,722 --> 00:22:44,092
I mean seriously, Jackie,
this is his damage, not yours.
425
00:22:44,126 --> 00:22:46,194
He doesn't talk about it
and that fucks him up.
426
00:22:46,228 --> 00:22:47,828
- You said that to him?
- Yeah.
427
00:22:47,863 --> 00:22:49,830
Like I'm gonna start
watching what I say now?
428
00:22:51,267 --> 00:22:53,334
Hi!
429
00:22:54,703 --> 00:22:56,203
- Hey, man.
- Hey.
430
00:22:56,237 --> 00:22:58,738
- How's the job?
- Great.
431
00:22:58,773 --> 00:23:01,175
- Feels like I've been there for years.
- How are you?
432
00:23:01,209 --> 00:23:02,976
- Good.
- Good.
433
00:23:07,748 --> 00:23:09,716
- Are they watching a movie?
- Yeah.
434
00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:12,286
They decided on 20
minutes of "Toy Story 3"
435
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,188
and 20 minutes
of "Annie."
436
00:23:14,222 --> 00:23:16,390
Are they still out there,
Eddie and Tunie?
437
00:23:16,424 --> 00:23:18,625
Yeah, I don't think
he wants to leave yet.
438
00:23:18,659 --> 00:23:20,427
- Really?
- Yeah.
439
00:23:20,462 --> 00:23:24,331
I felt like I had to get out
of the way, get more pie.
440
00:23:24,365 --> 00:23:27,066
It's Berry or something.
It's fuckin' delicious.
441
00:23:27,101 --> 00:23:30,869
- You want some?
- No, thanks.
442
00:23:30,904 --> 00:23:33,672
- Are you going somewhere?
- Yeah, the Parish.
443
00:23:33,707 --> 00:23:35,674
You can pray right here.
444
00:23:35,709 --> 00:23:37,410
I think Tunie may have given away
445
00:23:37,444 --> 00:23:39,412
a box with the girls'
baptism gowns in it.
446
00:23:39,446 --> 00:23:41,581
I don't wanna make her feel
bad, but if I don't go check,
447
00:23:41,615 --> 00:23:43,082
I'm gonna... not gonna
be able to sleep.
448
00:23:43,117 --> 00:23:44,383
You want me to go with you?
449
00:23:44,418 --> 00:23:46,385
You wanna?
You wanna go for a walk?
450
00:23:46,420 --> 00:23:49,455
I think Tunie can flirt and listen
for the girls at the same time.
451
00:23:49,490 --> 00:23:52,258
Let me get my jacket.
452
00:23:54,595 --> 00:23:58,130
- What?
- I just like watching you eat standing up.
453
00:24:04,470 --> 00:24:06,605
- Okay, back in a minute.
- Yeah.
454
00:24:06,639 --> 00:24:08,906
Go ahead.
I'll be here.
455
00:24:14,547 --> 00:24:16,114
Thank you.
I'm happy to help out,
456
00:24:16,149 --> 00:24:18,450
but there were things in there
I didn't mean to give away.
457
00:24:18,484 --> 00:24:20,652
Of course. We're grateful for
anything you want to donate.
458
00:24:20,686 --> 00:24:22,687
- Take your time.
- Thank you.
459
00:24:25,057 --> 00:24:28,892
♪ When your morning
has a sound ♪
460
00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:35,466
♪ and you hesitate
to laugh ♪
461
00:24:37,068 --> 00:24:40,804
♪ so do you think
i came to fight? ♪
462
00:24:43,308 --> 00:24:46,877
♪ and do I always
think I'm right? ♪
463
00:24:49,147 --> 00:24:51,882
♪ oh no, I never
meant to be ♪
464
00:24:51,916 --> 00:24:55,085
♪ opposed to anyone
this time ♪
465
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,854
♪ oh no, I only
meant to be ♪
466
00:24:57,889 --> 00:25:01,157
♪ a friend to everyone
this time ♪
467
00:25:01,192 --> 00:25:04,894
♪ how quickly
will your joy pass? ♪
468
00:25:06,997 --> 00:25:10,866
♪ how quickly
will your joy pass? ♪
469
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:26,442
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