1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,401 Previously on "Nurse Jackie"... 2 00:00:01,485 --> 00:00:04,254 There are more than 10,000 saints. 3 00:00:04,288 --> 00:00:06,189 What if I choose the wrong one for the pageant? 4 00:00:06,223 --> 00:00:09,392 - How much you got? - $200. 5 00:00:14,165 --> 00:00:15,832 I would love to hear your thoughts 6 00:00:15,866 --> 00:00:18,969 about how All saints can better service the community, 7 00:00:19,003 --> 00:00:22,739 especially in relation to childhood obesity issues. 8 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:25,375 Chung was a killer when it came to kid's health. 9 00:00:25,409 --> 00:00:28,011 Yes, Lily is a killer. 10 00:00:28,045 --> 00:00:30,914 ( Sighs ) 11 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:33,149 All right, you're having a hard day. I can tell. 12 00:00:33,184 --> 00:00:35,185 ( Pills rattles ) 13 00:00:35,219 --> 00:00:36,953 Kevin, can I... let me explain. 14 00:00:36,988 --> 00:00:39,489 - Are you fucking out of your mind? - This is old. 15 00:00:39,523 --> 00:00:41,825 This is not from now. This is from a long time ago. 16 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:44,828 Okay? 30 days clean. 17 00:00:46,864 --> 00:00:49,566 We are okay, Kevin. It is okay. 18 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:51,668 It is okay. We're okay. 19 00:00:57,408 --> 00:01:07,176 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com 20 00:01:51,896 --> 00:01:55,331 I am Christina the Astonishing. 21 00:01:55,366 --> 00:01:57,634 I am from Belgium. 22 00:01:57,668 --> 00:02:00,470 I am remembered for my faith 23 00:02:00,504 --> 00:02:04,441 and my violent fits of ecstasy. 24 00:02:04,475 --> 00:02:06,443 Jackie: Grace honey, please stay still. 25 00:02:06,477 --> 00:02:10,780 Oh, you are gonna look great for this pageant thing tonight. 26 00:02:10,815 --> 00:02:12,549 Mom, I'm trying to practice my speech. 27 00:02:12,583 --> 00:02:15,118 - Oh, sorry. - And it's not a pageant. It's a litany. 28 00:02:15,152 --> 00:02:16,686 Well, whatever it is, you're going to be 29 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,354 the prettiest Saint on the stage. 30 00:02:18,389 --> 00:02:21,124 The storm kept me up and now I can't remember my lines. 31 00:02:21,158 --> 00:02:25,328 - "I was born a peasant." - I was born a peasant 32 00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:28,932 and when I was 21 years old, 33 00:02:28,966 --> 00:02:33,069 I had epilepsy and died. 34 00:02:33,104 --> 00:02:34,104 What's epilepsy? 35 00:02:34,105 --> 00:02:37,140 It's a neurological disorder in which you have seizures. 36 00:02:37,174 --> 00:02:39,676 Honey, yes, that's absolutely right, but if you don't stay still, 37 00:02:39,710 --> 00:02:42,612 - I'm going to poke you with this thing. - Fiona: What are seizures? 38 00:02:42,646 --> 00:02:44,814 I have to practice... with gestures. 39 00:02:44,849 --> 00:02:48,751 Wow, Gracie, you look astonishing. 40 00:02:48,786 --> 00:02:51,187 - Dad. - "When they had my funeral." 41 00:02:51,222 --> 00:02:55,658 When they had my funeral, I came back to life 42 00:02:55,693 --> 00:02:59,829 in my coffin and I floated up to the rafters 43 00:02:59,864 --> 00:03:02,532 and told everybody in the church 44 00:03:02,566 --> 00:03:06,903 that I saw Heaven and Hell and Purgatory 45 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:09,272 while I was dead. 46 00:03:09,306 --> 00:03:12,509 - Kev, can you pass me those wings? - She didn't have wings! 47 00:03:12,543 --> 00:03:16,112 You... it says she floats up to the rafters of the church. 48 00:03:16,147 --> 00:03:18,181 - I made them last night. - If she had wings, 49 00:03:18,215 --> 00:03:20,917 - it wouldn't be a miracle! - All right. 50 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,685 You yell at the nuns with that mouth? 51 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:24,487 Saints, not angels, babe. 52 00:03:24,522 --> 00:03:26,489 I'm never gonna remember my lines. 53 00:03:26,524 --> 00:03:29,259 You're gonna do great. You're gonna knock it out of the park. 54 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:31,895 You're gonna dominate. You're gonna crack 'em and rack 'em and stack 'em. 55 00:03:31,929 --> 00:03:34,130 - Dad. - And we're gonna be there snapping pictures. 56 00:03:34,165 --> 00:03:36,099 You'll be fine, sweetie pie. 57 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:38,334 Just try to relax, keep your shoulders back, 58 00:03:38,369 --> 00:03:40,603 your eyes straight ahead, keep breathing. 59 00:03:40,638 --> 00:03:42,939 What is the worst that could happen? 60 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:45,875 Greg, how about you just do your job? 61 00:03:45,910 --> 00:03:49,712 And your job is to remove the naked grecian dude 62 00:03:49,747 --> 00:03:51,681 from my living room. 63 00:03:51,715 --> 00:03:54,617 Yeah, or I take my business elsewhere. 64 00:03:54,652 --> 00:03:56,319 Thank you. 65 00:03:57,788 --> 00:04:00,256 Interior decorator wants to go all greco-roman. 66 00:04:00,291 --> 00:04:01,991 That's fascinating. Can I get a hug? 67 00:04:02,026 --> 00:04:03,993 Moving into a condo. 68 00:04:04,028 --> 00:04:06,329 Hey, how about that storm last night? 69 00:04:06,363 --> 00:04:09,699 What? No small talk, just a hug? 70 00:04:09,733 --> 00:04:14,037 - Just a hug. - Sorry, fresh out. 71 00:04:14,071 --> 00:04:16,439 Flying to Miami tonight to re-up. 72 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:18,441 Painkiller capital of the world. 73 00:04:18,475 --> 00:04:20,543 Old people, gotta love 'em. 74 00:04:20,578 --> 00:04:23,112 You're going out of town? You... you've gotta... 75 00:04:23,147 --> 00:04:24,847 You've gotta have something. 76 00:04:24,882 --> 00:04:26,716 Okay look, 77 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:29,352 after work come by my place, 78 00:04:29,386 --> 00:04:32,388 I'll see if I can't scrounge something up for you, okay? 79 00:04:32,423 --> 00:04:35,091 Your place like your home? 80 00:04:35,125 --> 00:04:36,759 Relax. 81 00:04:36,794 --> 00:04:38,828 ( Paper rustles ) 82 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:41,064 - Right up the block. - ( Pen scratching ) 83 00:04:41,098 --> 00:04:43,366 It's the Deco joint 84 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:46,936 with the gargoyles on top. 85 00:04:46,971 --> 00:04:48,838 Go figure. 86 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:52,709 There's a doorman. I'll see you later. 87 00:04:58,082 --> 00:05:01,618 ( Grunting ) 25-year-old male, went nuts on the high line. 88 00:05:01,652 --> 00:05:04,621 Threatened to jump, clawed a chunk of skin out of his own neck. 89 00:05:04,655 --> 00:05:07,056 - Sherm or dust? - We're thinking dust. 90 00:05:07,091 --> 00:05:10,159 - He bent the gurney with his bare hands. - I need a tox screen and Thor. 91 00:05:10,194 --> 00:05:12,895 - Bring me my giant! - It's dust for sure. 92 00:05:12,930 --> 00:05:15,632 - It's totally PCP - Either way, keep him in restraints. 93 00:05:15,666 --> 00:05:17,567 Personally, I think he's a glue-sniffer. 94 00:05:17,601 --> 00:05:19,202 It looks more like a sherm stick... 95 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:22,005 a cigarette dipped in formaldehyde. Totally cuckoo. 96 00:05:22,039 --> 00:05:24,540 Everyone has opinions. No one has information. 97 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:25,942 - Goodbye. - Overdose? 98 00:05:25,976 --> 00:05:28,278 - ( Grunting continues ) - Wow. 99 00:05:28,312 --> 00:05:31,381 It's so hard to know what's going on inside someone. 100 00:05:31,415 --> 00:05:34,550 - Yes indeed, it is. - Yes, well, you two can stand here 101 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:36,352 and mull over his right to privacy 102 00:05:36,387 --> 00:05:39,222 while Thor draws blood for a tox screen. Thor. 103 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:41,791 - On it. - ( Sighs ) 104 00:05:44,795 --> 00:05:48,531 I have a gift certificate to Utsav. 105 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:50,533 Indian. $50. 106 00:05:50,567 --> 00:05:52,635 - Wanna have lunch? - You and I? 107 00:05:52,670 --> 00:05:55,505 Jackie too. It's $50. 108 00:05:55,539 --> 00:05:58,141 Jacks, Zoey's invited us to lunch. 109 00:05:58,175 --> 00:06:00,877 Oh, today? Lemme think about it. 110 00:06:00,911 --> 00:06:03,246 Oh, come on. It's one lunch. 111 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,214 - Pfff. - Really? 112 00:06:05,249 --> 00:06:06,983 'Cause if either of you ever asked me to lunch... 113 00:06:07,017 --> 00:06:08,818 - I've invited you to lunch. - I know, 114 00:06:08,852 --> 00:06:10,553 and I jumped at the chance. 115 00:06:10,587 --> 00:06:13,690 Come on, I do everything for you guys. 116 00:06:13,724 --> 00:06:15,825 I sing your praises on high. 117 00:06:15,859 --> 00:06:17,727 And now I want to buy you lunch 118 00:06:17,761 --> 00:06:21,531 and you're looking at each other like "oh, I'll go if you go." 119 00:06:21,565 --> 00:06:23,900 "Shh!" "Oh." 120 00:06:23,934 --> 00:06:25,702 Fine, I'll say it out loud. 121 00:06:25,736 --> 00:06:27,337 Jackie, I'll go if you go. 122 00:06:27,371 --> 00:06:30,340 Uh, yeah, no, it's fine with me. Lunch is lunch. 123 00:06:31,608 --> 00:06:34,344 - What? - No one sounds excited. 124 00:06:34,378 --> 00:06:37,447 In with the new, out with the old! New phone! 125 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:39,649 She sounds excited. 126 00:06:39,683 --> 00:06:41,818 ( Toy whirring ) 127 00:06:41,852 --> 00:06:44,020 ( Knocking on door ) 128 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:58,701 Come in! 129 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:23,960 I wanted to give you a heads up. 130 00:07:23,994 --> 00:07:25,895 My phone's gonna be down for a little bit. 131 00:07:25,929 --> 00:07:29,332 - I made this in the fifth grade. - Very nice. 132 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:33,536 It's a diorama of a 19th-century dentist's office. 133 00:07:33,570 --> 00:07:37,673 The three of us made it together for social studies. 134 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:41,911 ( Chuckles ) We were up all night. 135 00:07:43,514 --> 00:07:45,181 ( Inhales deeply ) 136 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:48,451 I'm gonna have this conversation with you once 137 00:07:48,485 --> 00:07:50,686 and only once. 138 00:07:50,721 --> 00:07:54,123 Your mothers called me, both of them. 139 00:07:54,158 --> 00:07:55,958 They told me about the divorce 140 00:07:55,993 --> 00:07:59,162 and that they're worried about you. 141 00:07:59,196 --> 00:08:01,264 This is not my job! 142 00:08:01,298 --> 00:08:04,801 You have two mothers. You don't need a third. 143 00:08:04,835 --> 00:08:08,070 Get your act together and clean your office. 144 00:08:09,306 --> 00:08:11,007 This is a health hazard. 145 00:08:13,744 --> 00:08:15,978 What would you do if you were me? 146 00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:20,716 I'd purge. 147 00:08:24,855 --> 00:08:26,956 Back from the lab... spazzed out guy in three? 148 00:08:26,990 --> 00:08:29,859 - PCP - He's due for ativan. 149 00:08:29,893 --> 00:08:31,961 Do you mind? 150 00:08:31,995 --> 00:08:33,963 Drug cases are kind of weird for me. 151 00:08:33,997 --> 00:08:36,466 You know, I'm just trying to negotiate everything. 152 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:38,301 The drug cases? Really? 153 00:08:38,335 --> 00:08:40,870 Sam, you're a nurse. You don't get to choose who you treat. 154 00:08:40,904 --> 00:08:42,572 No, I know. I'm just saying if... 155 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:45,141 Okay, what would your... 156 00:08:45,175 --> 00:08:47,410 Sponsor or whatever tell you? 157 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,579 He'd tell me to be of service. 158 00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:52,982 Okay, be of service, be a productive member of this staff. 159 00:08:53,016 --> 00:08:56,452 Assist Dr. O'Hara in treating this afflicted man. 160 00:08:56,487 --> 00:08:58,855 Yeah. Yeah, you're, um... 161 00:08:58,889 --> 00:09:01,190 I'm sorry, Jackie. You're right. 162 00:09:08,599 --> 00:09:12,768 You would so kick ass in AA. 163 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:16,706 - ( Mouths ) - What? She would. 164 00:09:16,740 --> 00:09:19,041 You're on your own. 165 00:09:20,577 --> 00:09:24,313 - Sore topic. - Not for me. 166 00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:48,170 ( Sniffs ) 167 00:09:49,573 --> 00:09:52,909 This is Dr. Cooper. He's gonna be taking care of you. 168 00:09:52,943 --> 00:09:55,511 These ladies skipped school, 169 00:09:55,546 --> 00:09:57,980 hit the bottle then hit the sidewalk. 170 00:09:58,015 --> 00:10:02,852 - I fell. - ( Laughing ) She was like... bop! 171 00:10:04,154 --> 00:10:06,188 ( Girls laugh ) 172 00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:10,760 He's totally the guy from the bus stop. 173 00:10:10,794 --> 00:10:14,730 - The "looks can cure" guy? - Oh my God, you're so hot. 174 00:10:14,765 --> 00:10:16,933 - Hot stop. - ( Girls laughing ) 175 00:10:19,136 --> 00:10:23,673 My God, you're totally, like, sexy doctor man. 176 00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:26,409 Stitches, and let's get an X-ray. 177 00:10:26,443 --> 00:10:29,779 - We both wanna marry doctors. - Or even a nurse. 178 00:10:29,813 --> 00:10:32,615 I'd get with a nurse, 'cause they're healers. 179 00:10:32,649 --> 00:10:36,319 - You know it. - Doctors make some money. 180 00:10:37,821 --> 00:10:41,424 Girls, I'm gonna drop some wisdom on you. 181 00:10:41,458 --> 00:10:43,826 Oh, you don't have to do that, Dr. Cooper. 182 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:48,164 So many things that we love are illusions. 183 00:10:49,466 --> 00:10:54,136 Look at these shoes. These shoes are $600. 184 00:10:54,171 --> 00:10:56,238 Illusions. 185 00:10:56,273 --> 00:11:00,209 Look at this phone. Awesome phone. 186 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:02,244 Illusion. 187 00:11:04,681 --> 00:11:08,718 But this guy... this guy is real. 188 00:11:14,124 --> 00:11:16,359 Are you really real? 189 00:11:17,794 --> 00:11:19,729 100%. 190 00:11:21,965 --> 00:11:24,934 Aw shit. That tree took out a power line. 191 00:11:24,968 --> 00:11:26,936 I had no electricity for six hours. 192 00:11:26,970 --> 00:11:29,105 - Beer's gonna be warm. - You're up and running now. 193 00:11:29,139 --> 00:11:32,274 - Hey, good to know people in high places. - I appreciate you coming out. 194 00:11:32,309 --> 00:11:33,809 City Hall is going nuts, I bet. 195 00:11:33,844 --> 00:11:37,613 Yeah, a terrible storm, trees down everywhere, 196 00:11:37,648 --> 00:11:39,715 I heard about this one on the dispatch 197 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:42,485 - and I thought I'd swing by. - What's it been eight years? 198 00:11:42,519 --> 00:11:45,021 - Fi's baptism. - Eight years. 199 00:11:45,055 --> 00:11:47,657 Look, Kev, 200 00:11:47,691 --> 00:11:49,358 I ran a check 201 00:11:49,393 --> 00:11:52,261 just to make sure you still owned the place before I trekked out here, 202 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:55,598 noticed you had an outstanding ticket a few months back. 203 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,266 Yeah, I got pulled over. 204 00:11:57,300 --> 00:12:00,736 75 in a 30, two kids in the car? 205 00:12:00,771 --> 00:12:04,540 - I was in a rush. - Pay the ticket, Kev. You're overdue. 206 00:12:04,574 --> 00:12:06,909 - They will nail you. - I'm working on it. 207 00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:09,812 - You want a warm beer? - I'd love one. 208 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:14,984 Namaste. 209 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:19,121 India. 210 00:12:21,391 --> 00:12:24,060 This is nice. ( Chuckles ) 211 00:12:25,094 --> 00:12:28,664 Yes, it is. Zoey, you're right, this is a nice gesture. 212 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:39,508 So, Dr. O'Hara, how would you characterize your friendship with Jackie? 213 00:12:39,543 --> 00:12:44,013 - Excuse me? - Zoey, tell me this is not for that blog thing. 214 00:12:44,047 --> 00:12:45,815 My next entry is titled 215 00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:49,819 "Doctors and Nurses: No longer cats and dogs." 216 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:52,021 - No, it isn't. - Zoey, you do realize 217 00:12:52,055 --> 00:12:53,723 if you mention either of us online, 218 00:12:53,757 --> 00:12:56,158 we will cut you into little pieces and feed you to snakes. 219 00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:57,793 Your names are changed. 220 00:12:57,828 --> 00:12:59,895 Lady Penelope 221 00:12:59,930 --> 00:13:02,498 and... Taffy. 222 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,333 You named me Taffy? 223 00:13:05,969 --> 00:13:08,871 It's just that I look at the two of you 224 00:13:08,905 --> 00:13:10,973 and I see something, 225 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:14,376 you know, rare and amazing. 226 00:13:14,411 --> 00:13:16,178 I think people could learn. 227 00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:19,115 My fondness for nurses does not extend beyond Jackie. 228 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,287 And you, of course. 229 00:13:25,322 --> 00:13:27,356 Of course. 230 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,492 What about Kelly? 231 00:13:29,526 --> 00:13:32,194 Everybody loves Kelly. 232 00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:33,863 The ladies love Kelly. 233 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,898 Yeah, well, we are not ladies. 234 00:13:35,932 --> 00:13:37,833 Way to go, Taffy. 235 00:13:37,868 --> 00:13:40,069 Wait, so you guys don't like Kelly. 236 00:13:40,103 --> 00:13:42,004 No, Zoey, we did not say that. 237 00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:43,472 Kinda you did. 238 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:47,476 Just in case you were tempted to stab her. 239 00:13:48,945 --> 00:13:50,946 I did that already. I punched in star. 240 00:13:50,981 --> 00:13:53,315 - Oh, for God's sakes. - ( Knocks on door ) 241 00:13:54,551 --> 00:13:55,885 Do you know how to work this phone? 242 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,720 I am so backed up. 243 00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:00,723 These things are supposed to help us do our jobs. Piece of junk. 244 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,730 I want to demonstrate something to you. 245 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,303 - Purging. - So what do you want, a cookie? 246 00:14:14,337 --> 00:14:16,105 I need a hug. 247 00:14:16,139 --> 00:14:19,408 - No. - Come on, Gloria. Just a hug. 248 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,844 Don't call me that. And no. I need Thor. 249 00:14:21,878 --> 00:14:24,346 Tell him to get in here. 250 00:14:24,381 --> 00:14:26,682 You know, there are lots of people that would hug me. 251 00:14:26,716 --> 00:14:28,851 Then find them and hug them. 252 00:14:36,426 --> 00:14:39,595 She fucking drove off with my kids. 253 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,497 I'm standing there in the middle of nowhere, 254 00:14:41,531 --> 00:14:44,533 had to call a buddy to pick me up on his motorcycle. 255 00:14:44,568 --> 00:14:48,470 Look, you married a piece of work. Jackie? 256 00:14:48,505 --> 00:14:51,640 Jackie'd chew off her own paw before she gave an inch. 257 00:14:51,675 --> 00:14:55,211 I've never been so angry at her in my entire life. 258 00:14:55,245 --> 00:14:57,346 Next day, she goes off to work. 259 00:14:57,380 --> 00:14:59,348 I pack suitcases for the girls, 260 00:14:59,382 --> 00:15:01,584 I put 'em in the car and I take off. 261 00:15:01,618 --> 00:15:04,220 - You left her? - I was in a state. 262 00:15:05,856 --> 00:15:08,858 I didn't realize how fast I was going until I saw the flashing lights. 263 00:15:08,892 --> 00:15:12,728 - And then what? - I got pulled over and went home. 264 00:15:12,762 --> 00:15:15,030 It was just... 265 00:15:15,065 --> 00:15:18,567 - Rage. - ( Chuckles ) 266 00:15:18,602 --> 00:15:20,769 What are you, a battered wife? 267 00:15:20,804 --> 00:15:22,538 Taking the kids and leaving? 268 00:15:22,572 --> 00:15:24,773 Fuck off, Carl. 269 00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:27,977 I was out of my head. 270 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:29,979 I'd been happily married for 15 years 271 00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:32,781 and suddenly I've got an exit plan. 272 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,618 And rage. 273 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:39,255 I've got a lot of rage. 274 00:15:39,289 --> 00:15:41,457 You ever consider stepping out of your marriage? 275 00:15:41,491 --> 00:15:43,726 Not permanently, just a little something... 276 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,495 Nah. 277 00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:51,467 Well, speaking only for myself, 278 00:15:51,501 --> 00:15:53,736 - there were a couple of times... - Yeah, I get it 279 00:15:53,770 --> 00:15:56,772 but... that's you. 280 00:15:56,806 --> 00:15:58,474 You were a big deal, Kev. 281 00:15:58,508 --> 00:16:01,543 You had your pick. Don't ever forget that. 282 00:16:01,578 --> 00:16:03,512 And I picked Jackie. 283 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,615 Loud and clear. 284 00:16:12,022 --> 00:16:14,123 Whose bag is in the middle of the floor? 285 00:16:14,157 --> 00:16:15,991 - That's our bag! - All right. 286 00:16:16,026 --> 00:16:18,661 - You can't take that beer... - Oh, that's our beer. Private pro... 287 00:16:18,695 --> 00:16:20,262 pipe down! 288 00:16:21,364 --> 00:16:22,765 - Hey, Slater. - Yeah? 289 00:16:22,799 --> 00:16:24,199 What are you doing? 290 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,668 I'm following up with a concussion. 291 00:16:25,702 --> 00:16:29,071 Check on the PCP In three. Now. 292 00:16:29,105 --> 00:16:30,973 Yes, ma'am. 293 00:16:32,709 --> 00:16:35,377 ( Whispers, chuckles ) 294 00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,513 ( Girls laughing ) 295 00:16:42,452 --> 00:16:44,553 ( Machine beeping ) 296 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,769 - The line's crimped. - You might want to keep him restrained. 297 00:17:00,804 --> 00:17:03,038 - That dog bites. - He's knocked out. 298 00:17:03,073 --> 00:17:04,640 Yeah well, PCP 299 00:17:05,642 --> 00:17:07,076 All right. 300 00:17:08,745 --> 00:17:09,945 - ( Rapid beeping ) - ( Grunts ) 301 00:17:09,980 --> 00:17:12,414 - Oh! - ( Grunting ) 302 00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:19,922 Are you okay? 303 00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,262 ( Beeping slows ) 304 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,766 I'm fine. 305 00:17:33,770 --> 00:17:36,171 You've got remote access to all phone services 306 00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:38,507 through VPN, unified messaging, 307 00:17:38,541 --> 00:17:43,145 rich-media conferencing... this thing could probably make waffles. 308 00:17:43,179 --> 00:17:46,215 How do I make a telephone call? 309 00:17:46,249 --> 00:17:48,650 - ( Phone rings ) - Oh well, here we go. Up and running. 310 00:17:48,685 --> 00:17:52,087 - "Lily Chung calling." - Don't answer it. 311 00:17:52,122 --> 00:17:54,990 - I want to show you how it works. - Thor, listen to me. 312 00:17:55,025 --> 00:17:58,127 Last night after one too many vodka gimlets, 313 00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:01,063 I called Lily Chung twice, maybe three times, 314 00:18:01,097 --> 00:18:05,934 and left a series of increasingly embarrassing voicemails. 315 00:18:05,969 --> 00:18:08,303 Hmm, drunk dialing... know it well. 316 00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:13,609 You're afraid of this woman? You? 317 00:18:13,643 --> 00:18:15,778 She makes me feel unaccomplished. 318 00:18:17,747 --> 00:18:19,481 She's my Voldemort. 319 00:18:21,516 --> 00:18:23,585 - ( Ringing continues ) - May I? 320 00:18:26,790 --> 00:18:28,757 Gloria Akalitus's office. 321 00:18:30,126 --> 00:18:32,461 I see. I'm sorry, she's not in the office right now. 322 00:18:32,495 --> 00:18:35,397 Maybe I can reach her. Hey, Megan, 323 00:18:35,432 --> 00:18:38,500 see if you can reach Ms. Akalitus at Mayor Bloomberg's office. 324 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:41,670 They're having their Tuesday lunch. Thanks, hon. 325 00:18:43,173 --> 00:18:45,007 Hello, Ms. Chung? 326 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:48,777 Oh. Oh, of course, you can try her tomorrow. 327 00:18:48,812 --> 00:18:52,681 I'll let her know you called. Mmm. Bye. 328 00:18:56,319 --> 00:18:59,021 - ( Emphatically ) Holla at ya boy. - Oh! 329 00:19:00,490 --> 00:19:03,325 Oh, come on. He gets a hug? 330 00:19:09,599 --> 00:19:12,034 Oh, that looks like it hurts. 331 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,136 I'm fine. 332 00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:16,505 That's gonna bruise. You're gonna wanna 333 00:19:16,539 --> 00:19:18,440 get in front of that, get something from Eddie. 334 00:19:18,475 --> 00:19:21,310 - ( Can pops ) - I'm fine. 335 00:19:22,879 --> 00:19:24,813 Even if it's just for your nerves. 336 00:19:24,848 --> 00:19:26,982 You look pale. You should take something. 337 00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:30,219 I'm fine. 338 00:19:32,055 --> 00:19:33,689 ( Can pops ) 339 00:19:35,325 --> 00:19:36,792 Last call. 340 00:19:48,071 --> 00:19:50,906 This place really does need a bar. 341 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,347 Hey, I heard. 342 00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:02,818 - You okay? - Mmm, don't know. 343 00:20:04,654 --> 00:20:08,457 Well, what are we talking about? 344 00:20:08,491 --> 00:20:11,793 Benzo for nerves? Percocet for pain? 345 00:20:11,828 --> 00:20:14,530 Maybe something in-between? 346 00:20:14,564 --> 00:20:16,665 ( Sighs ) 347 00:20:16,699 --> 00:20:19,735 Fuck it all. I'll live with it. 348 00:20:21,671 --> 00:20:24,573 Wow. People still do that? 349 00:20:24,607 --> 00:20:26,275 ( Chuckles ) 350 00:20:30,380 --> 00:20:32,648 It's scary shit, huh? 351 00:20:32,682 --> 00:20:34,716 Yeah. 352 00:20:39,088 --> 00:20:40,389 It's all right. 353 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:48,764 - What an asshole. - ( O'Hara chuckles ) 354 00:20:48,798 --> 00:20:50,732 Eddie: Sorry. 355 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,572 ( Cell phone vibrating ) 356 00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:08,150 - Hello? - Grace: Mom? 357 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,985 Gracie, what's wrong? 358 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,887 I borrowed Alison's phone. 359 00:21:11,921 --> 00:21:15,424 I'm in the bathroom. I'm not supposed to be on the phone. 360 00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:18,160 - What's the matter, honey? - Nothing. 361 00:21:20,063 --> 00:21:23,932 I... I just wanted to tell you that. 362 00:21:23,967 --> 00:21:27,636 I liked the wings you made for me. 363 00:21:27,670 --> 00:21:31,139 - The wings? - You were being nice. 364 00:21:31,174 --> 00:21:35,177 I was mean. I didn't mean to be mean. 365 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:38,747 It's just that she wasn't an angel. 366 00:21:38,781 --> 00:21:41,483 She was a Saint. 367 00:21:42,585 --> 00:21:44,386 Oh, Gracie. 368 00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:46,455 I have to go. I don't want to get caught. 369 00:21:46,489 --> 00:21:47,889 Okay, honey. 370 00:21:47,924 --> 00:21:50,959 Ho... honey? 371 00:21:53,096 --> 00:21:54,596 Bye-bye. 372 00:22:18,221 --> 00:22:19,988 Oh, no thanks. 373 00:22:20,023 --> 00:22:22,057 I dined with the girls. 374 00:22:23,226 --> 00:22:26,228 Ooh, that reminds me. 375 00:22:27,864 --> 00:22:31,033 A little heads up from someone who's been here awhile. 376 00:22:31,067 --> 00:22:33,769 I cannot emphasize enough 377 00:22:33,803 --> 00:22:35,604 the importance 378 00:22:35,638 --> 00:22:39,041 of getting along with Jackie. 379 00:22:40,310 --> 00:22:43,445 Oh. Well, I think we get along great. 380 00:22:43,479 --> 00:22:45,314 Why? Did she say something? 381 00:22:45,348 --> 00:22:48,150 - Because if she doesn't like me... - No, no one said anything. 382 00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:50,519 I tried to be gossipy 383 00:22:50,553 --> 00:22:53,188 and it's totally backfiring. Abort abort abort. 384 00:22:53,222 --> 00:22:56,758 Slater, you wanna try taking it easy around the jailbait? 385 00:22:59,095 --> 00:23:01,763 - I don't know what you're talking about. - The hell you don't. 386 00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:04,866 I'm not gonna engage in this. 387 00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:07,903 ( Laughing ) 388 00:23:10,273 --> 00:23:11,973 I'm not jailbait. 389 00:23:12,008 --> 00:23:13,709 I wasn't talking about you. 390 00:23:15,345 --> 00:23:17,045 - I used to be jailbait. - Shut up. 391 00:23:17,180 --> 00:23:19,548 My bait used to be very jail. 392 00:23:23,052 --> 00:23:25,687 - Are you kidding me right now?! - What are they, like 16? 393 00:23:25,722 --> 00:23:27,923 Seriously, lady, back the fuck off. 394 00:23:27,957 --> 00:23:30,158 - You think I'm stupid? - If you're gonna accuse me, 395 00:23:30,193 --> 00:23:31,229 do it through proper channels. 396 00:23:31,230 --> 00:23:33,729 But remember, you're the one in the men's room right now. 397 00:23:33,763 --> 00:23:36,098 If you're gonna come after me, I'm coming after you. 398 00:23:36,132 --> 00:23:38,500 - I know what I saw. - You're fucking high! 399 00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:44,506 - As you were. - ( Door closes ) 400 00:23:45,641 --> 00:23:48,443 - ( Door opens ) - Eddie: Hey. 401 00:23:52,982 --> 00:23:56,685 - How's O'Hara? - She says she's fine. 402 00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:03,892 - Are you okay? - Me? 403 00:24:04,927 --> 00:24:06,428 Yeah, fine. 404 00:24:12,602 --> 00:24:14,169 Is she taking anything for it? 405 00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:16,805 She says she doesn't want any. 406 00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:21,977 God. I think she's in more pain than she lets on. 407 00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:28,650 ( Groans ) 408 00:24:28,684 --> 00:24:30,819 That PCP guy was a disaster. 409 00:24:30,853 --> 00:24:33,121 I threw my back out trying to restrain him. 410 00:24:33,156 --> 00:24:37,259 Mmm. Well, back again, huh? 411 00:24:40,363 --> 00:24:43,632 Try pilates or something? 412 00:24:45,268 --> 00:24:47,102 You know what, Eddie? 413 00:24:48,204 --> 00:24:49,905 Fuck you. 414 00:24:56,712 --> 00:24:59,815 So just to be clear, 415 00:24:59,849 --> 00:25:03,051 are we throwing these out or... 416 00:25:03,085 --> 00:25:05,220 No. What? 417 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,922 No, we're just... 418 00:25:07,990 --> 00:25:10,325 we're just keeping them in here. 419 00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:11,993 Okay. 420 00:25:13,963 --> 00:25:16,164 I like the Dollhouse. 421 00:25:16,199 --> 00:25:17,999 It's not a Dollhouse. 422 00:25:19,268 --> 00:25:22,871 But you could use it as one, though, 423 00:25:24,340 --> 00:25:28,477 if you had dolls and they needed a house. 424 00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:31,713 It still wouldn't be a Dollhouse. 425 00:25:31,747 --> 00:25:34,516 What is it, anyway? 426 00:25:34,550 --> 00:25:39,387 It's a replica of a 19th-century dentist's office made to scale. 427 00:25:39,422 --> 00:25:42,557 I even made the dentist and the little man in the chair. 428 00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:47,696 When I was little, everything had to be perfect 429 00:25:47,730 --> 00:25:49,931 or I'd freak out. 430 00:25:49,966 --> 00:25:51,566 Look at that poor guy. 431 00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:54,069 Looks like it hurts. 432 00:25:54,103 --> 00:25:56,505 He's having his impacted molar extracted 433 00:25:56,539 --> 00:26:00,542 without anesthesia, so yeah, it hurts. 434 00:26:02,578 --> 00:26:04,679 It does. 435 00:26:13,289 --> 00:26:15,357 ( Wind blowing ) 436 00:26:32,441 --> 00:26:34,009 Have a good night, sir. 437 00:26:42,385 --> 00:26:43,919 ( Cracks ) 438 00:26:50,793 --> 00:26:52,794 ( Truck approaching ) 439 00:26:52,828 --> 00:26:54,429 ( Honks ) 440 00:26:57,033 --> 00:26:58,667 ( Tires screech ) 441 00:27:07,076 --> 00:27:10,111 Grace: I am Christina the Astonishing. 442 00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:14,115 I am from Belgium. 443 00:27:15,785 --> 00:27:18,853 I am remembered for my faith 444 00:27:18,888 --> 00:27:23,024 and my violent fits of ecstasy. 445 00:27:47,950 --> 00:27:52,687 I am the Patron Saint of Insanity 446 00:27:52,722 --> 00:27:54,589 and lunatics. 447 00:27:55,591 --> 00:27:59,494 I died but came back to life. 448 00:28:01,297 --> 00:28:05,667 Psalm 102 is attributed to me. 449 00:28:07,503 --> 00:28:10,138 It is the prayer of the afflicted. 450 00:28:14,644 --> 00:28:17,345 "For my days vanish like smoke..." 451 00:28:17,380 --> 00:28:21,816 "I am like an owl in the desert..." 452 00:28:21,851 --> 00:28:24,019 "Among the ruins..." 453 00:28:26,689 --> 00:28:29,591 "I have mingled my drink with weeping..." 454 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:33,028 "And my days are like a shadow." 455 00:28:35,998 --> 00:28:37,699 "Pray for me." 456 00:28:38,010 --> 00:28:48,010 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com