1 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:10,802 Previously on Nurse Jackie... 2 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:13,096 I can't get my thoughts to slow down. 3 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:17,058 I've seen success with pediatric doses of Xanax. 4 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:19,102 - It's for my kid. - That's rough. 5 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:21,563 You pull me in here and tell me I can't administer meds 6 00:00:21,646 --> 00:00:24,649 and you expect me not to push you? What are you talking about? 7 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:27,527 HR called me. They're under the impression that someone 8 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:30,655 in the emergency department is abusing narcotics. 9 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:33,575 I'm getting married. I want to reserve the chapel. 10 00:00:33,658 --> 00:00:36,745 Stained glass windows, the little candles, the mannequins. 11 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:38,663 They're not mannequins. They're statues and they're gone. 12 00:00:38,955 --> 00:00:40,290 We've gotta get them back. It's my birthday wedding. 13 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:43,168 What gets Michelle Obama out of bed in the morning? 14 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:44,461 Fat kids! 15 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,963 I'm not handing over the First Lady visit without a fight. 16 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,089 We've got to get out in front of this. 17 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:50,175 It's Haiti, man, all right? 18 00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:51,843 And they got nothing. And when I say nothing, 19 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:54,137 I mean, like, I'm using a shoelace to tie off a gusher. 20 00:00:54,930 --> 00:00:57,557 I'm a week off the pills, right? 21 00:00:57,641 --> 00:01:00,060 - You're kidding. - No, I'm not kidding. 22 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:09,296 Hey, what's wrong? 23 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:10,839 Nothing's wrong. 24 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:12,590 I was gonna leave you a note so you could sleep. 25 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:15,468 I wanted to get in some batting practice before work. 26 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,387 Okay. 27 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:21,266 You're in late today, right? You can get the girls to school? 28 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:22,392 Sure. 29 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:39,034 Fi, honey, this is why you comb your hair right after you shower. 30 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:41,494 - Stay still. - No, I can do it myself. 31 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,913 No, you can't. Please, you've gotta stay still, honey. 32 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,541 - You're hurting my head. - You know, do it yourself. 33 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,543 You have five minutes. 34 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:53,006 Dad set the clock on the stove 10 minutes ahead. 35 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,300 We won't be late. Don't worry. 36 00:02:55,383 --> 00:02:56,426 When did he do that? 37 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:58,928 The last time we were really late. 38 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:00,680 - Do you want a vitamin? - Yes, please. 39 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:02,390 Keep combing, Fi. 40 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:03,725 I am. 41 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:24,829 You want one? 42 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:29,584 No, thanks, sweetie. Those are for you. 43 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:46,142 Thanks for meeting me. I know it's early. 44 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:48,770 Hey, man, you call me at 6:30 in the morning, 45 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:50,397 I'm just happy no one's dead. 46 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:53,525 Damn. 47 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:55,485 That ball do something to you personally? 48 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,570 Let me ask you something. 49 00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:59,322 You see my wife every day? 50 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:03,034 Technically, yeah. 51 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:04,452 So do you. 52 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:08,289 Well, I can't look at her lately. 53 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:11,126 It's fucked up. 54 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:13,962 Yeah, well, 55 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:16,214 you know, 56 00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:20,301 ignoring the person you're married to is a big part of making it work, right? 57 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,640 There's all this unspoken shit hanging there. 58 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:29,894 Every day I wake up, 59 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:34,482 I want to put it all out there. 60 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,151 Fuck the consequences. 61 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:39,487 It's the hanging there that's making me crazy. 62 00:04:40,488 --> 00:04:41,656 It's... 63 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:44,492 And I just... 64 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:48,872 What do you want to say? 65 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:53,084 You gotta know what I'm talking about. 66 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:54,586 I don't. 67 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:11,603 But I have people here. 68 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,440 Yes, I understand that nothing was confirmed. 69 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:17,692 Or announced. 70 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:22,197 But we were in contention for the... 71 00:05:24,782 --> 00:05:26,117 Of course. 72 00:05:26,951 --> 00:05:31,080 But I have very important people here, 73 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:33,208 to meet the... 74 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,084 Yes. 75 00:05:36,085 --> 00:05:37,295 Well... 76 00:05:39,964 --> 00:05:41,299 You could have called earlier. 77 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:46,679 - Is today the day? - The day for what? 78 00:05:47,388 --> 00:05:50,141 The end-of-probation day? The let-me-do-my-job day? 79 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:51,518 Today is not the day. 80 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,228 It's been two weeks, Gloria. 81 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:54,854 I want to get on with my life. 82 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:58,650 Jackie, I will effectively notify you 83 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,652 when your probation has been lifted. 84 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:02,362 Until that time, 85 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:04,447 hands off, head down. 86 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:06,991 Really? That's what you're telling me? 87 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:08,785 Because I am at the end of my rope. 88 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:10,578 Well, 89 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:12,497 make more rope. 90 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:15,208 Now if you'll excuse me. 91 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:36,229 I have just received word, 92 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:39,816 that the First Lady has decided 93 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:42,652 to visit another hospital. 94 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:47,949 But that does not mean we have lost, 95 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:51,160 because you are still here. 96 00:06:52,453 --> 00:06:54,747 What I'm trying to say is that, 97 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:58,876 even though the First Lady has chosen another hospital, 98 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:01,963 we will weather the disappointment 99 00:07:02,463 --> 00:07:05,717 and still have a great day together. 100 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:17,562 Sorry. 101 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:23,860 I'm sorry, I can't buy this. It's stressing me out. 102 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:26,654 Doctor Temkin, in ortho, such a sore loser. 103 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:29,741 He was convinced one of us had some sort of inside info. 104 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:32,994 - Told him Terry Bradshaw was my uncle. - Awesome. 105 00:07:33,494 --> 00:07:34,912 Who's Terry Bradshaw? 106 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:37,081 You are so lucky you met me. 107 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:40,418 Your winnings. Big bills. 108 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:43,296 - Oh, my God! - I know. 109 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:46,174 It's like the bat mitzvah I always wanted, but never had. 110 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:47,759 I thought this was gonna be the worst year of my life. 111 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:49,218 But between this and getting married, 112 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:52,388 it could be the half-worst, half-best year ever. 113 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:54,932 So, do you have a best man picked out yet? 114 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:57,769 On the list. Gotta ask Eddie. 115 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:01,856 Really? 116 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:06,277 Because I just helped you win a small fortune. 117 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:10,031 And I also got my braces off a week early, on purpose. 118 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:11,866 Pictures. 119 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,037 But, Thor, 120 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:19,832 you can't be my best man 121 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:22,043 and sing at my wedding. 122 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:25,880 You're totally right. 123 00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:27,256 Overkill. 124 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:34,472 Look at you. A little mascara. Going out? 125 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:36,307 I am not. 126 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:37,642 However, 127 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:41,145 - I would like to invite you... - Don't do it. 128 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:42,772 ...to a gathering. 129 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:44,399 A soiree. 130 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:50,113 It's National Nurses Appreciation Week. 131 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:52,448 - Jesus, Zoey, really? - Yes! 132 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:55,785 - I have reserved a room... - Sounds awful. 133 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:57,161 ...in the basement. 134 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,664 Just because it's a party in the basement 135 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:02,083 doesn't mean it's going to suck. 136 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:03,668 You guys, 137 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:07,004 this party is important. 138 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:10,091 And so fun. 139 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:12,343 Appreciation week is patronizing. 140 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:13,720 It's for the overworked and underpaid. 141 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,513 Secretaries, teachers, us. 142 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:16,973 It's bullshit. We don't celebrate it. 143 00:09:17,306 --> 00:09:19,809 That's crazy. It's our week. 144 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:21,436 If we don't celebrate it, who will? 145 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:23,855 Oh, my God, you're throwing your own appreciation party? 146 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:27,400 I appreciate us and I want everyone to be together. 147 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:29,235 We are together. 148 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:31,279 And we're all gonna be together at the wedding. 149 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:33,030 It's not the same. 150 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:34,949 Please come. 151 00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:36,576 - Can't. - Won't. 152 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:41,706 I will make an appearance. 153 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:51,340 Hey. 154 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,550 Hey. 155 00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:54,886 - We got a problem. - There is no "we." 156 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:57,597 Yeah, well, I think we should be fucking freaked out. 157 00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:00,224 - Kevin knows. - Why do you say that? 158 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,977 Because he lured me into a small space. 159 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:04,353 He had a bat. 160 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,522 He was swinging it and he was talking about you. 161 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,025 What did he say? 162 00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:12,653 He didn't seem like a guy who wanted to renew his vows, okay? 163 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:15,990 Look, marriage is hard, Eddie. 164 00:10:16,073 --> 00:10:18,576 Believe me, he doesn't know anything. 165 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:19,744 Incoming trauma. 166 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:22,914 Cab driver versus pedestrians, guess who won. 167 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:24,665 All hands on deck. 168 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:28,711 Jacks, would you intercept the cab driver, yeah? 169 00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:32,256 Tough riding the bench, huh? 170 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,382 Yeah, kiss my ass. 171 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,101 - How you doing? - I'm okay. 172 00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:46,562 - All right, let's make sure, okay? - I was turning. 173 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,440 They went running across the street somewhere. 174 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,526 Her purse went flying. I have it. 175 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,986 I didn't see them coming. I looked. 176 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,614 Well, you can't always see everything coming. 177 00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:58,783 It's okay. Did you have your seat belt on? 178 00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:00,827 - No. - Okay, you're all right. 179 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,203 I need some help here! 180 00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:03,412 I can't breathe. 181 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,164 - I got him, I got him. - Okay, you sure? 182 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:07,583 - Yeah, yeah. Over there? - Yeah, over here's fine. 183 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:21,681 Unbelted driver, ran into those pedestrians in trauma. 184 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,891 He started gasping for air. 185 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,769 - Pulse ox is low. He's unstable. - Not a show. 186 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:30,481 Damn. He's got a tracheal shift, pneumothorax. 187 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,066 Probably on impact. 188 00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:33,484 He's gonna need a chest tube. 189 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,111 I'll get O'Hara. 190 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,280 No, wait, wait, wait. Stay put, stay put. 191 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,781 Betadine. 192 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:41,200 What the hell are you thinking? 193 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,202 A needle decompression. 194 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,580 Pressure's dropping. 195 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:50,001 Get me 10 of Versed. We're gonna need that for after. 196 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,628 - You get it. - Get the Versed, please. 197 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:56,215 I can't get it. I'm on probation. I can't handle the fucking meds. 198 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,635 Prep him. I'll take care of it. 199 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:17,987 There it is. 200 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,203 Nice work. 201 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:28,873 Better call up to the OR. 202 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:30,875 Tell them we've got a chest tube to add to the parade. 203 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,126 I'll get on it. 204 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,213 Don't worry, I didn't do anything I wasn't supposed to do. 205 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,299 I followed all the rules. 206 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:44,055 Well, thank goodness somebody's having an exciting day. 207 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,976 You're okay. 208 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,146 Snickers. 209 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,857 Skittles. 210 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,609 Baby Ruth. 211 00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:00,655 What do all these things have in common? 212 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,950 - Benjamin. - Sugar? 213 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,077 Very good. Sugar. 214 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:10,456 Now, there's nothing good for you inside of all of this candy. 215 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,750 You know what I like? 216 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:18,714 Raisins. 217 00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:23,844 And if you eat all of them, you can do this. 218 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:40,194 There were six of you. Where are the other two? 219 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:44,198 Thirty-year-old female called us because she couldn't stop coughing. 220 00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:46,450 - That's it? - Yeah, just coughing. 221 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:47,576 Put her in five. 222 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,662 Nice day for a cabulance. 223 00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:52,164 What's your name? 224 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,541 Ruth. 225 00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:54,834 Can't stop coughing. 226 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,252 And you just did. 227 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,295 - Yeah, but... - Ridiculous. 228 00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,839 This is a hospital. 229 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,132 Yeah, I hear you. 230 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:02,800 All right, everyone, count off! 231 00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:04,844 - One! - Two. 232 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,053 - Three. - Start again. 233 00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,138 Sierra, stay with the group. 234 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,431 - One! - Two. 235 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:11,183 - Three. - No such thing as two threes. 236 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,935 Start again. One! 237 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,146 You have a minute for something really important? 238 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:16,355 Sure. 239 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,527 I'm going to be here. 240 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:24,905 And Eddie's going to be here. 241 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,408 Fuck, I forgot to ask him. 242 00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:29,827 And Thor's going to stand here. 243 00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:34,165 Or maybe here. I don't know. 244 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:37,668 And the mannequins will be back, so it'll look a lot nicer. 245 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,670 But I still need someone to pick up the cake, 246 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:42,673 cue the music and make sure everyone is seated. 247 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:45,968 And I'd like that person to be you. 248 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,929 - No. - Come on. 249 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:52,516 People are scared of you. You'd be the perfect wedding coordinator. 250 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,893 Why don't you ask Zoey to do it? 251 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,103 Nobody listens to Zoey. 252 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:01,275 If I were still talking to my moms, I'd ask them to do it. 253 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:02,860 My moms. 254 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,530 It's your last divorce card, Coop. You sure you want to play it now? 255 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,532 Playing it. 256 00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:11,035 Wedding coordinator, check. 257 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,624 - You know, she reminds me of you. - Who? 258 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:18,459 Cricket, 259 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,336 my fiancee. 260 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,631 Really? Well, good luck, then. 261 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,732 Awesome. 262 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:43,567 You do this every week? 263 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:44,693 No. 264 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,196 This is a special week. 265 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:48,447 Yeah? 266 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,075 Shit, is it our anniversary? 267 00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:54,787 We haven't been dating long enough to have an anniversary. 268 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:59,583 I love that you're not the kind of girl who needs to celebrate every little thing. 269 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,168 Yeah, I'm good like that. 270 00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:02,503 You are. 271 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,380 I only recognize 272 00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,882 the really important 273 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,176 holidays. 274 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:12,680 Cool. Thanks for the sugar, boober. 275 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,392 Jellybeans. 276 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:25,734 Yay. 277 00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,195 What the... 278 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:29,738 Look at this. 279 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,533 Lenny came in. He couldn't tell what it was for. 280 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:34,326 Well, in much bigger news, 281 00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:37,079 I am singing at Coop's wedding. 282 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:38,581 Wedding. 283 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,876 The acoustics in here are insane. 284 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,502 That's because it's an empty room. 285 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:46,964 Well, I'm gonna rehearse, just until everyone else gets here, so... 286 00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:56,724 No, stop. 287 00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,768 I need you to do me a favor. 288 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,688 Would you refill this? 289 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,277 If she's already out, she's taking too many. 290 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,404 She's not taking too many. 291 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:16,911 Jackie. 292 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,329 Please. 293 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:19,872 Okay? Please. 294 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,006 What are you wearing to my wedding? 295 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,799 I'm not going. 296 00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:32,676 Too painful? 297 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:33,928 Now I'm definitely going. 298 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,766 Okay, we ordered her some codeine. 299 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,769 - Christ. - Chronic and persistent. 300 00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:44,271 - It'll suppress the reflex. - Yes. 301 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:48,400 What? 302 00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,070 Is that bad, the codeine? 303 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,821 Look, if you have a cough, you go to the drugstore. 304 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,907 You don't go to the ER. 305 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,992 I don't want to get sick. 306 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,953 Right over there, meningitis. 307 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,580 Over here, bacterial pneumonia. 308 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:04,667 If you sit around here long enough with your cough, you're gonna get sick. 309 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:08,837 And unnecessary opiates can do more harm than good. 310 00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:11,799 If I were you, I would steer clear of the dairy, 311 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,218 get some Chloraseptic before you go down that road. 312 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,930 I do eat a lot of ice cream. 313 00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,768 So do you want those? It's up to you. 314 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,145 No. 315 00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:29,775 Okay, as soon as we rule out strep, we can send you home. 316 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,580 What are you doing in here? 317 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,416 That was such a rush, back in trauma. 318 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,043 Let's go out and celebrate after work. 319 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,379 I don't much feel like celebrating this job. 320 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,673 - This fucking probation is... - Jackie, 321 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,052 your probation is my fault. 322 00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:00,514 I reported to HR after the pharmacy run was flagged. The fentanyl... 323 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,726 I covered Eddie's ass and my ass too, but I didn't name any names. 324 00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:05,978 I'm supposed to believe that? 325 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,521 You should. It's the truth. 326 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,108 Why not just tell them? 327 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,694 You know, confusion's the enemy. 328 00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,865 What makes you think we're on the same side? 329 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,492 Why would I go out with you? 330 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,786 We can sit around and talk about all the shit you have to hang over my head? 331 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,204 I see. 332 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,708 You want some shit to hang over my head? 333 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,002 Come out with me after work. 334 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,421 I'll think about it. 335 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,444 Don't you have a brother or a cousin? 336 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,154 No brothers. 337 00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:59,865 I have a cousin in Iowa. Or Indiana. One of those states. 338 00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:02,701 Yeah, well, I'm flattered, Coop, 339 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,203 - but I can't. - Why not? 340 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:07,039 Well, for starters, what I think you're doing is crazy. 341 00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:09,166 Because I'm crazy in love. 342 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,002 Have you thought this thing through yet? 343 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,545 You know what happens when you get married? 344 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,923 Someone comes along, fucks your wife. 345 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,841 And then you crash and burn. 346 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,719 You're hopping along here like everything's cake and sunshine 347 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,721 after what, a month of dating? 348 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,515 - Three weeks. - I'm not getting involved! 349 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,687 Honey, maybe the signs just weren't big enough. 350 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:31,772 No. 351 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,819 - We could go see a movie... - Stop. 352 00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:39,696 Fine. 353 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,200 Are you lost? 354 00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:46,495 No, I was looking for her. 355 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,164 Happy Nurses Appreciation Week. Here. 356 00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:51,583 - Shut up. - What? 357 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,377 - Who sent you? - What are you talking about? 358 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:56,046 - Are you fucking with me? - What? No. 359 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,006 I brought you flowers. What are you getting mad at me for? 360 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,634 Don't yell at her. Why are you here? 361 00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:03,554 Look, my mom's a nurse. My sister's a nurse. 362 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,139 My sister-in-laws are all nurses. 363 00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:09,017 Not like this is the only week someone should get you flowers. 364 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,145 You work hard. 365 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:12,938 Thank you. 366 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:15,315 Here. 367 00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:20,487 Thank you. 368 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,493 And you look nice. 369 00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:31,290 Those are good jeans. 370 00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:39,965 Do you want to stay for the party? 371 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,176 This is a party? 372 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:43,469 I know. 373 00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:45,762 I'm on duty. 374 00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:49,516 - Rain check? - Okay. 375 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,353 All right. 376 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,355 I'll see you around. 377 00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:00,694 - Hello? Lenny. - You should be on vocal rest. 378 00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:04,031 Oh, my God. 379 00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:06,700 Hi! You can come in. 380 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,702 Come on in. 381 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,415 Hey, dude, wait up. 382 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:18,086 Coop, I'm not trying to be a dick. 383 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,796 I had a shitty day. 384 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,633 I want to go home and feel like shit, come back and try again tomorrow. 385 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:23,842 Wait. 386 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:28,639 Look, I know everyone thinks I'm an idiot. 387 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:29,932 They do. 388 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,559 And this probably looks insane. 389 00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:34,895 But I love her. 390 00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:37,648 I'm 35, my family just fell apart, 391 00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:40,275 I'm tired of eating alone. 392 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:44,279 It's not the worst reason in the world to get married. 393 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,407 I just want to move forward. 394 00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,035 I get that. 395 00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:52,204 So come on, 396 00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:54,456 best man it up. 397 00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,044 Jesus. All right. 398 00:22:59,127 --> 00:23:01,046 But do not hug me. 399 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:03,882 - Hugging you in my mind. - All right. 400 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,344 All right, now, as your best man, I gotta tell you, 401 00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:09,471 I don't know too many happily married people. 402 00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:12,432 - We'll be happy. - Yeah. Maybe you will. 403 00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:15,018 Hope is the thing with fucking feathers, right? 404 00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:16,562 I don't know. 405 00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:23,902 Barneys, the big bags. 406 00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:27,030 Close the door. 407 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,213 I refilled this for your daughter, 408 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:44,715 but I want to help you. 409 00:23:46,049 --> 00:23:49,344 - You are helping me. - No, this is a band-aid, Jacks. Real help. 410 00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:57,811 I will pay for rehab, 411 00:23:58,145 --> 00:24:00,147 which I think is a joke. 412 00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:03,942 I will take you to meetings, which I know you won't go to. 413 00:24:04,026 --> 00:24:07,154 I'll send you on holiday to detox but I know you'll be miserable. 414 00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:10,949 So what else is there? 415 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:16,580 Or I will prescribe 416 00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:20,000 what I think is best for you in your situation. 417 00:24:23,337 --> 00:24:24,963 To get you clean. 418 00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:29,217 Consider me a very fancy methadone clinic. 419 00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:33,639 - Are you comfortable with that? - Of course not. 420 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:38,393 But it's the least of many evils. 421 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:41,813 I know what I don't want and that is to hear 422 00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:46,360 from your husband or Gloria Akalitus or the police, God forbid, 423 00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:48,362 that you are in over your head. 424 00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:51,156 I just want everything to be 425 00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:55,702 better. 426 00:24:57,245 --> 00:25:00,040 And it's the only thing I can think of. 427 00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:05,128 Okay. 428 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:07,255 Okay. 429 00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:11,718 Thank you. 430 00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:24,523 That is some real Hansel-and-Gretel shit right there. 431 00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:28,360 I'm only having one. One is enough. 432 00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:30,320 Good. 433 00:25:30,404 --> 00:25:32,030 Go tell that lady thank you. 434 00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:34,157 Thank you very much, lady. 435 00:25:34,282 --> 00:25:36,076 You're very welcome. 436 00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:38,912 Would you like another cupcake? 437 00:25:38,995 --> 00:25:41,248 No, my mom says I have to learn when to stop. 438 00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:42,624 It's hard. 439 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:44,000 You'll learn. 440 00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:45,961 Don't worry, you will. 441 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,797 Well done, Miss Barkow. 442 00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:52,426 I used to hide crumb cake underneath my bed when I was seven 443 00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:53,802 because my mom didn't believe in seconds. 444 00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:56,263 You keep telling them no, they'll want it even more. 445 00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:58,181 That's right. 446 00:25:58,765 --> 00:25:59,975 Watch your tone. 447 00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,101 But yes. 448 00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:06,440 Oh, my God, why wasn't I invited? 449 00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:07,733 Where's Jackie? 450 00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:09,693 Married people scare me, okay? 451 00:26:09,776 --> 00:26:11,778 My sister got married on Halloween. 452 00:26:12,487 --> 00:26:14,197 I'm not kidding. People thought that was weird. 453 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:15,657 I didn't. I thought it was very considerate 454 00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:17,993 because that way we didn't have to explain the bridesmaids dresses. 455 00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:20,537 You know what I am saying? Because you're not gonna wear those again. 456 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:22,038 Yeah, you guys are exciting... 457 00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:23,457 Seriously? 458 00:26:23,623 --> 00:26:25,417 You're married, kids. 459 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:28,295 You've been working at the same hospital for what, 10 years? 460 00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:31,590 You look like you could use a change of scene. 461 00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:34,217 - Want a drink? - No, I'm good. 462 00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:37,179 Tequila, please. 463 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:38,305 Two. 464 00:26:40,056 --> 00:26:42,434 How long have you guys been together? 465 00:26:42,517 --> 00:26:44,186 Seven minutes? Eight? Yeah, five minutes, good. 466 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:45,520 You can speak up. It's okay. 467 00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:48,857 I have news for you. She will spend $250... 468 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,692 My God, she's dying up there. 469 00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:52,402 Yeah, and we don't have to save her. 470 00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,070 Yeah. 471 00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:59,075 Look, you don't know me. 472 00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:01,495 A week before you started, I got in a car accident. 473 00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:04,664 Wrecked my back, so I took a couple of patches, 474 00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:06,541 might have been four. 475 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,001 - Yeah? - Yeah. 476 00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:10,879 I took six. 477 00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:16,510 And I've never been to Haiti. 478 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:23,642 Finally! Thank you. 479 00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:25,977 That was funny.