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- Give me your best ----ing shot.
- I'm gonna knock you out! - Do it.
- Right now. - Hit me with your--
[crashing]
- Oh, my God. I thought--I saw her hit--
- Tell me the ----ing truth right now.
- We should call the paramedics.
- Where's Barbara? Where is she?
Is she awake?
- I just feel like she's not down with us.
- Right.
- But no one ripped her or anything?
Nothing happened to her? - No.
- She's experiencing trauma.
Hi, this is [indistinct].
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Polka Dot is single, cute, and fun.
You never know. So the door's open.
- Ramona, on a roll over here, made out with Harry.
- Seriously? - Well...
They feel that your attitude to the group
is aloof, condescending...
- I really don't know if we can get through to Luann.
I tried to talk to her when I went up to Kingston.
- She's not aware of it, number one, and see,
she doesn't believe it.
- They don't wanna see me do well.
- That is so wrong-- - Did you see what happened
at the table, or are you blind?
[upbeat music]
- I plead guilty
to being fabulous.
- The only thing I'll settle for is more.
- People call me over-the-top,
but lately, I prefer being a bottom.
- Game, set. Now, I need a match.
- When life gives me limes,
I make margaritas.
- If you got a problem with me,
it's your problem.
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[exciting music]
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- Pulse? - Yeah.
[blender roars]
- Well, you need to just talk to him.
You need to ask those questions.
- Who is that? - Right.
- Who? - My mom.
Bye.
- So, did that guy Brett call?
- Brett? Oh, I know.
He was cute. How old are you?
I'm sorry, I'm not...
- How--what? - I'm just ask--I'm sorry.
How old are you? - 60.
- You look good for 60. I'm kidding.
I know you're not 60.
Yeah, he said: "Good morning, Tins.
"Good to chat with you last night.
"If you can escape later, let me know.
"I'll take you for a down-low drink
later this afternoon."
- Um... - What's a "down-low drink?"
- I mean, somewhere, like, that's not so crazed.
- I like when this is open.
Let's open this up and go back into bed.
Fresh air...
- Sonja has to be off too.
She's very inebriated.
Last night when I went outside, she stamped her foot
on the coffee table, which was glass, outside...
- Oh, my God, I know. Remember, she was broken.
- Gandhi, Buddha, and the Dalai Lama were
there today-- [clattering]
No ----ing way! - Sonja, come on.
Come on. - No ----ing way, Sonja!
Sit down. I'm not playing games tonight.
I'm not! I'm not!
Well, she almost broke it and she broke a glass,
and it just was too close to the night before
and too erratic.
She needs to pull it back.
I have to have that conversation with her.
- Hmm.
- I want Sonja to be able to enjoy herself
and not ruin the party.
And I just don't think she knows where the line is.
It's making me edgy. I'm like a top.
I'm getting wound up.
- Did you go out last night?
- We went to bed together at 3:00.
- Really? No, I thought you went
and came back. - No, no.
- Do you wanna shut that door? 'Cause it's hot in here.
- [laughs] - Look at you!
What are you--like, you're going to Alaska?
- She's been so gangster.
- I wanted to talk to Sonja, to be honest, but...
- All right, sure, go ahead.
- So, the other night was whatever the other night was.
It was relatively scary, to be honest.
- Right, you could have died. You could have died.
- Right, we really, genuinely worry for you,
and you get out of control.
I drink too, but I've never gotten where I'd be like:
"And then this..." and it's a glass table and everything.
And a glass breaks, and I was worried that
you're going to break your foot through the glass.
- Why'd you put your foot on the table?
- I was just being funny, 'cause Bethenny was--
- I know, but then-- - I was being dramatic,
and I put my foot on the table, made a lot of noise.
- But if you had one less drink,
you wouldn't be so dramatic.
I think that's what she's trying to say.
- And I don't know that it's one less drink.
You're not making great decisions.
- I appreciate that Bethenny's concerned for me,
'cause I know she comes from a good place,
but I do feel she's overreacting
due to what happened the night before last.
- Okay, 'cause you have a relationship to alcohol.
It's not a healthy relationship.
You should go to a meeting with Luann just to hear
what they have to say.
- If I have work the next day, I don't drink.
If I have my kid at home, I don't drink.
- A lot of people who drink excessively have that too.
- But if I go out to party, I go out to party.
- Well, guess what. There's no more partying.
- Because we brought you with us.
We love you. We don't want--
- Yeah, I know.
- You just got the wake-up call.
I just got the goose bumps.
This is a ----ing wake-up call, Sonja.
It's a wake-up call. - I'm not diagnosing you.
I think you should go, and I think you should explore
how people feel.
It's basically like therapy. It's free therapy there.
- I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks
that Sonja should come to a meeting with me.
I mean, finally somebody has taken their blinders off.
- You guys are more important to me...
- You're teetering on the edge.
- No, she teetered off the edge,
and that's the scary part.
- You know what?
I don't like the place you're coming from.
You're being very judgmental. - I'm not judging you.
- Yes, you are. - No, I'm not.
- She's coming from a place of compassion.
You're being very judgmental.
- I'm not judging you, my love. - Yes, you are.
- She doesn't mean to. - I don't think
she wants to hear it from you. - I'm gonna go
to a meeting at 12:00, I mean, if you wanna come.
- So, you're gonna go with her?
- Yeah, I'll go. - To the meeting?
- Why not? - Okay, perfect.
- [coughs] - Why not?
I don't wanna go to an AA meeting.
I don't particularly feel I benefit from them.
But if Bethenny and Ramona think that's
the proactive thing to do, I'm doing it.
I'll go.
- Using your hips like you're wrestling.
Four, three two...and switch. Other leg.
- Ah. - Other one, ten seconds.
And...muscle tone.
- Okay, so, Brett... - Yeah.
- I texted him, and he said: "Have Tinsley text me.
LOL. She has my info."
- You went on a date with this guy before once?
- No, he came to meet me by the pool at the Soho House,
and--oh yeah, and he met my friend and I for dinner...
- You know that guy I didn't get a chance to meet?
Show you a picture of him, he's like, my type.
That guy Brian something-- - No, Brett.
- Okay, we're not doing this.
- Doing what?
- Brett texted me today. Off-limits, woman.
- What do you mean?
He's not for you. He doesn't want kids.
- What do you mean? - You want kids.
- It doesn't matter.
I can still kiss him or something.
It's over. - Oh, you "own" him now?
What? Really?
- Yes, because yes, I do own him now.
Now I own him.
- No one owns anybody.
It's a free world out there.
Until you have a ring on your finger, girl,
everyone's free game.
- Is Brett texting you too? - What's your plan right now?
- I'm not telling you what he did with me.
It's none of your business. - Really?
Do you know it is my business? Where's my phone?
Weren't you just in a big love affair with Harry Dubin?
Go take your ass back to Harry. I got this one.
- I don't need to see anything. - Yeah, you do.
- No, I don't. I don't need to see anything.
- "TMZ?"
- Harry Dubin and Ramona locking faces.
- I don't remember. I love Harry.
He's always been--I just-- - How was--is he a good kisser?
- Yeah, he actually is ----ing good.
- Really? - He's a really good kisser.
- Wow. - Yeah.
- The way you two were making out that night,
you were bound to get caught.
It was like two crocodiles. Like: [softly growling]
It was gross.
- Kinda cute.
- Harry Dubin and Ramona. - Aw, don't we look cute?
- Holy sh--. That's not a kiss.
That's... - That's what I said.
- That's sucking face.
- You're suction cupping him.
- I know, that's what I said. - That is a suction cup.
- They are sucking face. That's full on.
- That wasn't just a kiss.
They were exchanging tonsils.
- They're having sex with their mouths.
Like...
- Boy, with friends like that,
you're gonna end up with three more kids.
- Oh, honey. Wow, you look fabulous,
but I don't know if we wanna go to a meeting like that.
- I've only dressed for a luxury vacation.
Bethenny said you can go to a meeting in your underwear.
- You're wearing a ----ing tank top.
She can wear whatever she wants to wear.
- No, I'm not going like this. - Why?
- I'm gonna change. - It's not church.
- You haven't been to the meetings.
- I have, I went to one recently.
- No, you haven't been to the one in Miami.
It's not appropriate, believe me.
There's a bunch of men who are trying to beat alcoholism.
It's not a good idea. - I love it, I love it.
- Seriously, it's not.
- Okay, I'll go with Dorinda and get a T-shirt.
- I didn't know there was a certain look.
- I think that looks good on her.
- I know, I think it does too--
- To go to lunch, yes, but not to go to a meeting.
This is an AA meeting,
this is not a Club Med for singles meeting.
So I'm like, "Tone it down a little bit."
- And what's going on with you? You don't seem happy.
- [sighs]
You know, I was gonna talk to all of you guys at lunch,
but now that you brought it up, you know, I'll say it here.
Nobody asks me ever what I have going on.
You know, I am different than you guys,
like, a little bit.
And, you know, it doesn't mean that we all can't exist
and have a great time.
Like, I want that, you know,
but I just can't--sometimes I feel like
I'm doing it a little bit myself right now.
- You are self-fulfilling this.
In your mind, you're saying--you're walking
and saying: "These girls don't bond with me."
- No, I'm not saying that. - No, yes you are.
- I'm not saying that. - You are--no, you are.
- I'm feeling that. I'm feeling that.
- 'Cause you're giving off those ----ing vibes.
'Cause you bring that energy,
that's negative energy to us and we feel it.
- I bring a negative energy? all: Yes.
- You have a "wah-wah" all day. You have a Debbie Downer.
I'm just saying, it feels a little--not alive,
very dragged. - It's the energy.
And, you know, people pick up on energy.
Energy is like... - Energy's everything.
- It's everything. - Everything.
- Sonja, we gotta go. Meet at the door in five?
- I'm coming.
- I'm on my own here.
You know, Luann has not helped me at all.
She's kinda just checked out and worried about herself.
If you guys would rather me go home, I'll go home.
- No, no, no. I love you.
I care about you. I'm not asking you to leave.
I swear on my house I would never ask you to leave.
I think you wanna leave. - No, I don't wanna leave.
- But you don't act like you wanna stay.
- I'm telling you the reasons, okay?
You know that camp that your parents
dropped you off at, and they were like:
"Okay, see you in six weeks,"
and you're standing there by yourself
and there's a bunch of mean girls
and you just cry?
This is exactly what it feels like.
- Luann isn't exactly--I don't see Luann pulling you into any
social situations or pulling you into anything.
I see Luann doing Luann. - Yeah.
- And that's another issue.
She's relied on you completely to pick her up
when she had everybody against her and now you do,
and she doesn't seem to be here picking you up.
You're alone. - I do feel alone.
- You're alone. - Yeah.
- Luann goes off to AA and leaves Barbara
with the wolves.
Fend for yourself.
Start making relationships, start talking to people,
get a bathing suit on, and get in the ----ing game.
Okay? - Okay.
- All right? - Thank you.
- Sonja, why are you still here?
I thought you went with Luann.
- Because Luann, my boss, told me be at the door
in five minutes, and of course I'm sitting here.
This is what I'm saying.
I don't wanna really go to a meeting with Luann.
I would go with you.
I don't really wanna go with Luann.
She's bossy, bossy bitch.
She's like the first alcoholic that ever walked the earth.
You know?
- I know you don't really wanna do this,
but I'm really proud of you that you're doing it.
- I'll go. I'm open.
- Good. - I'm open to going.
She wants me to go, 'Cause she doesn't
wanna go alone. - Son, you ready?
- I'm trying.
Wow, "Chic C'est La Vie."
I have to change into a T-shirt,
yet she's wearing a slit up to her hoo-ha.
I've been sitting in the lobby all this time.
You said five minutes, we're gonna be late now.
- They don't judge you. - [groans]
- Coming up...
All right, well, we can leave. We'll leave.
Let's leave. Come over here.
Sonja, come over here, please.
- I don't wanna be in this place.
- That came out of nowhere. - She needs a drink.
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- It's kinda cloudy.
- I know, it's looks like it's gonna rain.
- Where's the sun? - Not here.
You'll have to find your sunshine in a cocktail.
- Look out, careful.
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- All right, ladies, let's do it.
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- It's Tuesday in the world, but it's Saturday in Miami.
- Every day is Saturday in Miami.
You know what? I'm not teetering yet.
I'm having a champagne. - [laughs]
I'm actually stunned... - Love, love the colors.
- That she went.
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- Uh, I'm so glad that meeting's over.
You're like, "Son, you can't go to the meeting
dressed like that."
- There, you have to be appropriate, you know.
- Well, all I know is the cutest guy there
tried to pick me up.
He kept asking me where I was from.
- He was like a surfer dude. - [laughs]
I was cringing inside the whole meeting,
because I felt helpless.
Luann was in her element, she was able to tell her story
and make people laugh.
Me, I feel worse.
I can't help any of these people.
I can't take them home to the townhouse.
I mean, what can I do?
- So what'd you think?
- Yeah, yeah, I'm just--I'm not--I'm really
just not into it.
I guess I'm like the guy that says he's, um...
isolated. I guess I'm one of those.
I guess that's the step I'm at.
Bethenny says I'm in my own head, you know.
- Mm-hmm. - That's where I'm at.
It is what it is.
When I hear people tell their stories at AA,
I can't let it go.
They reside in me,
and I play them over and over.
And it makes me upset.
You what's really scary is that guy that says
he moves city to city...
- Mm-hmm. - To start over.
- Right. - Just terrible.
Yeah, and he messed up his marriage.
The other guy's living in the street now.
- Is anybody hungry?
- Yes. - Yes.
- Order for us. I trust your judgment.
- Wonderful. - Put your hair up.
- It's like we're back in high school.
- I know. - Telling our parents
we're just going to a movie, and we're going to a disco.
We're taking off our pants and wearing a hot skirt.
- I'm feeling like though--can we just have,
like, some French fries or something?
- Well, we don't look like you, but you can have them.
- ...if she can get some French fries?
- Yeah. - Truffle or regular?
- Truffle. - Truffle!
- Do I have this put together? - Yeah, you look great.
- I realized this morning that I hadn't eaten since...
- I know, you said that.
You said you didn't eat since yesterday lunch?
- Yeah. - How is that possible?
- And didn't even eat much lunch.
- We have a cabana. - Yeah.
- Like it.
- There you are. - Hey, gals.
- How was the meeting? Did you speak?
- God, no. - No, I did.
- Really? Oh, you didn't?
- She likes to get up there like it's cabaret.
- I know. - She talks.
- Well, because I went to an Al-Anon meeting with her.
I could tell you liked to, you know...
- Yeah, well, you know I like to be on stage.
- Right, so you were talking. Right.
- It's just another opportunity
for her to get up on stage.
- They randomly kind of pick people to talk, so...
- Cabaret truth. Why is everything wet?
What is going on here? I don't like sand.
Everything's wet over here. It's terrible.
You like this? Where's B?
- Oh, Sonja!
- Hi. - Hey, how are you?
- This is not working for me. - Okay.
- Is this working for you? Sand all over.
- Well, it's the beach, Sonja.
We're at the beach, so of course there's sand.
- But it's not the nicest day. We'll do whatever you wanna do.
- AA seems like it was really joyful.
- Empty bucket for what?
In case somebody has to take a leak?
- Yeah, it was really relaxing for Sonja.
- This is a mess. This is gross.
- She's losing her mind now. What's going on?
- I'm leaving. I can't do this.
- She's having a breakdown. - I can't.
- It's my understanding that each meeting is different.
So I think that wherever they went,
wasn't for Sonja.
It triggered her in some way.
All right, well, we can leave. We'll leave.
Let's leave. Come over here.
Sonja, come over here, please.
- I don't wanna be in this place.
- Come here.
- No, you're crying about something else.
- I thought we were having lunch.
We gonna eat on the beds? - I don't know.
Solve the problem.
- There's water all over the place.
- You're crying about something else.
- Okay. - Go be part of the solution.
- Let's pull over some little tables.
- Go be part of the solution. I mean, it's just like...
- Who did--this is like.
- I don't know who did this, honey.
- Look, it's wet everywhere. - I know, if it was sunny--
[indistinct chatter]
Come over here. Come over here.
- There's sand in the cabana. - You're right.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
Here, lay over here.
- That came out of nowhere.
- She needs a drink.
- What happened today?
What happened at the meeting?
- I don't like those meetings.
They're just, like, people talking about,
you know, "I'm isolated. I'm living in the street."
And I just--it's a lot.
It's like, you know when you take the subway
'cause you can't take a car 'cause it takes so long,
and I'm so emotional, I can't see that.
I feel so bad for those people, you know.
Luann likes it.
She likes to get up there and talk
and make people laugh and say she got arrested
and she got out of her handcuffs--
- Well, I talk about what happened to me.
Of course. - She likes to do that.
I don't like seeing it.
It makes me very sad.
- Well, maybe that was a little scary.
- I love my life. I told you it's ironic.
I'm so happy right now.
At the same time, I feel very alone
in the process of my daughter's life.
Her dad is so old now, and he's not gonna be around
to fill in the gaps. - That's scaring you too.
- And I feel, like, really overwhelmed.
- I know, baby.
- Let's get the food to go and go home.
- I thought we were on the beach-beach,
like, swimming, going in the water and stuff.
- This isn't...
we've been having such a great time together at the house.
- Listen, honey, just--just... - Good food, you know?
- Sure, we'll go back to the house.
- I can't be here after what I saw.
- I mean, I was hoping to go for a swim.
Anybody wanna go for a swim on the beach?
- Not really.
- Maybe Luann needs to get a hearing test.
Does she not hear that Sonja's upset?
Can she not give the swim a minute?
- Stick a bottle of wine in your purse.
- Want me to go cancel the food?
- I did--no, we're taking it to go.
- And we wanted the French-- I wanted the truffle fries.
- Sonja's crying and Luann's like,
"I wanna go to the beach."
- You're lying. - Yes.
- Are you lying? - Yes, just now.
- You're lying.
Luann has sequin earmuffs on.
"Oh, Sonja's having a nervous breakdown,
"and I decided to take a swim.
"Barbara's having an emotional meltdown,
and I decided to go to AA."
She's just not really aware
of her surroundings.
- I'm gonna go for a swim.
- Thank you, Lu. - You're staying here?
You're going?
- Yeah, I'm gonna go for a swim.
Okay, I'll see you back at the house.
- She's going for a swim. - Yeah.
- Is she mad? - I don't know.
I don't know.
- She seems a little bit pissed.
- I'm shocked that Sonja pulled a complete 360.
She wasn't at all upset when we were at the meeting
and even when we left the meeting.
So where's this coming from?
- Which meeting did you go to, Tinsley,
this one today, these people?
- No, I went to-- - They live in the street?
- Sonja's breaking down and crying
and she's like, "I really need to go to the beach."
- You have to say no. It's unbelievable.
- "This is where we're staying?
Why don't we go to the beach?"
She can't help herself. - She's devoid of humanity.
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- Coming up...
- Every day it's about you!
- It is, always.
- Every ----ing second it's about you!
- I went for a swim at the beach for God's sake.
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- I don't like to talk.
These people, they don't wanna get out of the chair.
They wanna get up there and stay up there.
You gotta pull the hook out.
- All right, we don't need to, like, criticize AA.
- All right, that was fun.
- You know, it's whatever works.
- Exactly. - Some people it works for,
some people it doesn't.
- Exactly.
- If it works, keep working it.
- That's what they say!
- Someone help me find platters, por favor.
- They forgot the French fries.
- I'm gonna kill somebody.
- They forgot the ----ing truffle French fries.
- That's really egregious. - No.
- I swear. - That's not good.
All right.
- Tell Luann to get us French fries.
- Somebody text her.
- Luann, please get us two orders of truffle fries.
Please bring two orders of truffle fries.
- You wanna get the crab cakes going.
All right, so I need to find me the red onion.
Hand me that knife.
I think that the truffle fries
would have been good, if we could get them.
[phone dings]
- Oh, this is good, man.
I didn't know so much went in to making crab cakes.
- Okay. - Now we're talking.
- What is Luann doing?
- I don't know.
I mean, she said she wanted to dip in the ocean,
but that was, like, five hours ago.
- That doesn't make any sense. I don't know.
Yeah, and especially when Sonja was having
a nervous breakdown at the pool.
- I know. - Like, that was,
you know, not--
- Well, I had a breakdown this morning,
and she didn't do anything either, so...
- I know, it's vile. I think she's on Team Luann.
- Just so you know, Sonja,
I don't wanna start you on you Luann,
but the fact that she was so insensitive
and it's like, "Oh, I'm gonna dip into the ocean."
- Yes, you're crying and she's worried about
getting to the beach.
- You were so upset, so distraught.
- I know, she wanted me to go to the meeting,
but then she doesn't come back here to hold my hand
after the trauma I went through.
- I know that. You were traumatized.
- I'm still upset that Luann didn't come to my room
last night when everybody else was there checking on me.
And now she needs to go to the beach?
I mean, not only should she bet with me,
but she should be with the group.
- Here's to Bethenny! Thank you, Bethenny!
- No, all of you! Here's to us.
- Thank you.
Sonja, thank you for having a meltdown
so we could be here. Thank you.
- Thank you. - Thank you, I know.
- Thank you, Barbara, for helping my sous chef
and feeding all the kids.
Well, and by the way, where is Luann?
- Seriously, this is like, really weird again.
Did she drown in the ocean?
- Do you think something happened?
- Well, she wanted to go see her poster.
I know that.
- Oh.
- Amazing.
- Where's the poster?
- It's at, like, some hotel,
like, right by where we were.
- Luann's favorite topic is Luann,
so of course Luann wants to go visit the poster.
She just isn't aware that we might be a little full
of the Luann buffet.
- Excuse me, would you take a picture of me?
- Of course. - Thank you.
- Oh, my God. This is so exciting.
- I didn't share this with you yesterday,
'cause she had a bad moment, Luann.
Whatever.
She was sitting there on the lounge with me
and actually had the audacity to say to me:
"You know, just everyone is just very jealous
of my success."
- No, she did not. - Yes, she did.
- This is a big moment for me. Right?
- Smile, you look fabulous.
- [laughs] - Perfect, you look awesome.
- I can't believe she left you.
That's what's blowing my mind, really.
And it's making me realize, like, she's not really there.
I mean, she's not present for me, now for you.
I'm starting to, like, really see the light.
It wasn't a big deal that Luann went for a swim.
It's the fact that she's not giving a damn
and she's still doing whatever she wants to do.
- Look how much more interactive she is
without Luann here.
- I know.
- Like, doesn't she feel part of the group?
- Here's to Barbara. We feel connected.
This is what I was talking about this morning.
- Yay! - We feel connected.
- I'm so excited. - Don't you feel connected?
Don't you feel included? - Yes, yes, yes.
- I heard there's a massage room in--
massage person in my room and your room
and in Luann's room.
- Oh, screw her. - Luann's?
- She's not even here. - She's not even here.
- So go tell 'em-- - Wait a minute.
I'm getting the massage, not her.
- Yeah. - I'm getting her massage.
- Go Barbara! Go Barbara!
- There's no way she's getting that massage.
- No, and she's getting (BLEEP) blocked
on the second massage too,
so you better be teed up after Barbara.
- You're not (BLEEP) block Luann.
You're gonna massage block her. - Yes.
- So, you have a massage booked?
Well, guess what? You've been absentee all day,
so, hey, you snooze, you lose.
[bright music]
â™ª â™ª
- Girls? - [grunts]
Get me--no, no. Get me out.
I don't wanna talk. I'm going to bed.
[indistinct chatter]
- Hello?
I was so happy to be out of the house
and be on my own.
You know, you just need time alone sometimes.
And I just needed that time to clear my head
and just chill.
D? - Yeah?
- Hey, honey. - Hey, we're just sitting here.
- We're waiting for massages. - For an hour.
- Yeah, I heard that there was a massage therapist.
- There's three. - Three.
- There's three? - But where?
- Oh, so our chances are better than with one.
- Well, the three are going
and then the next three will go.
- So the beach was very nice. I'm glad I went.
- We missed you at lunch. - We're in Miami.
I wanted to go to the beach.
- It's like, everyone was like, "Where are you?"
You know, it was like Barbara going off on a run.
- What's the big deal? - We didn't think you were
gonna spend the whole afternoon by yourself.
We made lunch together.
- I left you two hours ago.
You're big girls. - That's a lot.
- I think she felt like she was
really emotionally broken down after that meeting.
- Yeah, I lost my sh--.
- Listen, I understand. - I lost my sh--.
- I don't under--I understand, but I don't understand,
because I was really--when we got back to the hotel,
to the SLS, I was, like, shocked.
Because you were perfectly fine in the car
after the meeting.
We drove all the way back to the hotel
and you not mentioning a word that this was
emotionally upsetting for you and...
[sighs] To watch you carry on,
it was a little bit baffling.
That's all I have to say.
- She has a very good point there.
In the car, though, I brought up
a couple of the things with you,
and you just didn't want to get in deeper to it.
- I think you were--wanted a lot of attention.
- And also, I didn't wanna go with you.
- You didn't wanna go with me where?
- I didn't wanna go to the meeting with you.
- Well then why did you come? You know--
- 'Cause Bethenny asked me to go.
- You can't make a horse drink. - Yes, I can.
Yesterday, I told you I didn't wanna go.
- And then you talk negative about everything
that I care about right now and people that are there
getting help for themselves.
- You love it, it's good for you.
- And then you talk about the negative
and not the positive. - I told you yesterday
I didn't wanna go. - So then why'd you come?
- And you said, "Please come with me."
- No, I didn't. Bethenny made you come
and that's why you went. You went for Bethenny.
Go for yourself not for Bethenny.
Don't do me a ----ing favor.
I can go to a meeting on my own.
- That's a rough meeting, those guys.
- Meetings are meetings. And guess what.
Don't judge. - I am not judging them.
You're judging me. - I'm not judging you, Sonja.
I'm trying to open your eyes.
- I'm having compassion for those people, do you?
- Oh, my God.
Okay, I don't wanna go through all this again.
I'm exhausted.
Luann's insensitive again, so I struggle
with wanting to hug and kiss the old Luann
and be sort of, like, horrified by the new one.
Get out. I don't wanna deal with this.
- I'm not an attention seeker like that.
I'm more of a people person.
- Well, I don't know if you don't like
the attention.
I think you do like--
- You like attention.
I like to make people laugh so that they feel better.
You more--you're more the diva.
- You love being-- - I'm not a diva.
- You are a diva.
I'm not a diva.
- I'm somebody who likes to be on stage,
that's for sure.
So if you wanna call me a diva, then I'm a diva.
- That you are, but that's okay.
- Okay. - You're a good diva.
Best diva. - I'm a good diva.
- Coming up...
- I'm texting. Here's what you're saying.
"Meet me at Barton G. for a drink,
and you can bail when my friends come."
- Where's Tinsley?
- She's on a date!
- Well, I could go on a ----ing date.
- Did I just get my period?
- Did you? - Unless this is chocolate.
- I do have a tampon. - Well, I need it.
- Well, I certainly don't have one.
- It's a dry county when it comes to tampons.
Does anyone have their period? Remember that thing?
Not the dot at the end of a sentence,
that other thing that used to happen to all of us.
Yeah, mine's still coming.
At least it wasn't on the goddamn chair.
[upbeat music]
â™ª â™ª
- I mean, come on, every girl from the Bronx
needs a little, like, self-tanner.
I mean, Barbie from the Bronx wants to look a little Latina.
â™ª â™ª
- So, we've been talking all day.
Okay, listen. So just read--
- No, let me read. "There are tons of guys
"that would love to be with you.
You're adorable. Heart out of the emoji."
That means "kissy face."
- Hello, that means "I can't wait
to kissy face your kissy face."
- Yes! I'm texting.
- Okay. - Here's what you're saying.
"Meet me at Barton G. for a drink,
and you can bail when my friends come."
All right, good. - [gasps]
You sent it.
Brett and I are meeting up now on some date
that I don't even--I had nothing to do with!
I mean, am I meeting Brett or is Bethenny--
I don't even know. Oh, my God.
Bethenny texted Brett. I texted Brett.
I'm meeting Brett.
How far is Barton G. from here?
- You gotta get the (BLEEP) out of here.
Get out of here, get in the car and--
- Don't I have a-- - You look amazing.
We have a date. The guy is into her.
The guy from last night? Did you get a good look at him?
- Yeah, he was cute. - He was beyond cute.
I texted, I go, "Meet me at Barton G. at the bar,"
you know, "and you'll go when my friends come."
He goes, "time" question mark.
I just kinda wanna keep Tinsley on the wagon,
'cause, you know, alcohol's its own excuse
to call Scott in the middle of the night,
start crying, go sleep with him,
and get back to where we are again.
- Bethenny, you rushed me out.
I didn't even have lip gloss.
- Let's go! It's 8:30.
Let's move it out. - All right, let's go.
Oh, I placed the order ahead of time,
so we don't have to worry about that.
What are you--okay.
- I'm having wine on top of spritzer.
- Luann's pissed because she didn't have
a massage table in her room. - Good.
Right, you snooze, you lose.
- That's what she's pouting about up there.
- She's pouting right now?
You can't take a swim, visit your billboard,
pray to the shrine of yourself,
and also be first on hair and massages.
You know what I mean? Pick a lane.
- Is Luann coming or not coming?
- She's in her room. I don't know.
- Did she get a massage?
- Want me to go up and check her out?
- Yeah. - Okay.
I'm gonna go up and find out.
- Oh, Lord. - No, let me just see.
- We're gonna go up and check on Lu now
when she told me she doesn't give a sh-- about you?
- Well, there's two cars,
but I don't wanna leave Ramona now.
- You, know Luann's been bashed by the ladies.
And I'm not saying it's not justified,
but for everyone to leave and her to be alone
and go in a car, no, that's not nice.
I'll wait for her. I'm gonna do the right thing.
Where--hey! Where is Tinsley?
- She's on a date!
- Well, I could go on a ----ing date.
Jesus Christ.
I'd rather go on a date than be with you girls.
[exciting music]
- My father's a police officer.
I grew up with zero-- - Well, I was arrested.
I have a mugshot.
I was in jail. I was in jail.
Okay, just so you know.
They were like, "Oh, well, Tinsley,
you can't go on a date with him,"
or "You can't..." whatever, "because he doesn't
wanna have kids."
I was like, "Okay, first of all, girls,
I don't even know if I actually want one."
My mother wants me to, you know, it's a whole thing.
I don't know. I am 43.
I probably should. It's a whole other thing.
Maybe one, it doesn't matter.
I'm not talking to you about that.
I'm just saying,
I might be okay with just Chihuahuas.
- Am I--are my tits out too much?
- No, they look good. - No, I mean, we're in Miami.
Welcome to Miami.
- Lu? Luann?
- Yes? Look at me.
Hey, we're all ready to go. Where are you, baby?
- I'm in the bathroom trying to dry my hair
and get ready, of course, last but not least
on the totem pole of getting hair done.
Everybody got their hair blown out and massages.
I didn't get jack sh--.
- Well, the massages, I mean, it was like,
you know, first come, first serve, and we texted you.
- I was here, but everybody had taken the massage therapist.
- 'Cause I texted you, and you never responded.
- No.
- Again with the air conditioning.
It makes me poop.
I can't do the air conditioning.
- Stop bragging. - [laughs]
- Do we wait for you? What do you need is what--
- Well, I'm putting my shoes on.
I just need five minutes. - Okay, fine.
- I've been waiting the whole time.
- Well, good, fine.
I'll just tell them you'll be down...
- I'll be three minutes. - Okay.
Wow, if I knew I'd get that kind of thanks from you,
I wouldn't have waited.
- What is going on? Come on, Barbara.
You're her closest friend. What's going on?
- Bethenny, if I knew, I would tell all of you.
- What do you think is--what's your theory?
- My theory is that-- - Madness?
- No, this is who she is. - A star.
- Oh, I guess they left already.
They left me.
I'm trying to be nice for Luann
and they left me. Okay.
- Okay. All right.
We're ready to rock and roll.
- This is mind-blowing.
- She treats you like a plus-one.
- Yeah. - I said that to her.
- She's still treating me like a plus-one.
- She treats me like a monkey on a soapbox.
[carefree music]
â™ª â™ª
- Oh, my God, wait. Tinsley's been on a date here,
and I haven't looked at my phone
and this is gonna be major.
- I need the update. - I think it's--I'm betting--
Hi, how are you? - Doing well, how are you?
- Good to see you. Thanks for having us.
- Absolutely. Right this way.
- We just have a friend that we'd like to--I wanna spy...
Oh, my God, wait. She's kissing him already.
- What? - She's kissing him.
- She always does that.
- Coming up...
- And you never sticks up for her.
She's actually-- - [stammers]
What? - Sticks up for her.
- Oh, really? - Wow, you're insufferable.
- Oh my God, there's a--wait.
She's kissing him already.
- What she always does that.
- Can't change her stripes.
- She's hugging him! - Oh, my God.
- She's hugging him.
- You're very sweet. - Thank you.
- All right, enjoy the night. Okay?
- Okay. - Good night.
I'll tell you later. - Bye.
- I'm dying. It's been 20 minutes.
- I'm a kissing slut.
There's no other slut that I am,
but I'm for sure a kissing slut.
Oh, are they out here?
I was like, "I just saw my friends."
- Tell me everything. - No, we had fun.
We had fun. - I saw that.
- [screams]
- You're like a koala bear, clipping on to him.
- Just tell the truth, do you like him
or not, a little? - I do like him.
- I'm dying! - [screams]
- I'm dying. I'm dying.
- I can't believe this.
Tinsley's sucking face with another guy
on a first date?
Not a great way to start
if you wanna be married and have babies.
- Here she is. - Hi, gals.
- Where's Ramona?
- I left her in the parking lot.
- Why? - I'm joking.
Hey, girls. - I wouldn't doubt it.
- Wow, you look very glamorous.
- How are you? - I'm good.
I'm good. - How was the day?
- I'm just, you know, I was stressed out,
because I was the last on the massage list,
so I didn't--I was trying to get a massage.
- Did you not get one or are you--
- I did, but it was very rushed.
I had people in my room every five seconds.
- Well, they started 'cause you weren't home.
- Anyway... - So, yeah.
- So I finally snuck in a massage then.
Then, of course, the hairdresser left,
and he was wiped out, because you all did your hair.
Anyway, I'm always last, but anyway, it doesn't matter.
- I guess her Blue Stone Manor coordinator wasn't around
to make arrangements this time for the Countess.
- Lu, where were you all day?
- What do you mean "all day"?
I was at the beach, which I told you
I was going to the beach to go swimming.
- And then...
- And then I went to The Fillmore
to see my poster.
I wanted to take a picture in front of my poster,
which is a big deal, at the Jackie Gleason Theater.
- Did that take, like, five hours?
- Like the ones on the invitation?
- Yeah, and, you know, I wanted to take a picture.
I'm promoting the show still, so, you know.
- That's the one in February? - That's the one in February.
- Got it. - Yeah.
- Oh, great. - Good evening, everyone.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Here's your menu.
- Didn't you order ahead a little bit?
- Yeah, we ordered the lobster pop--
get whatever you guys want, but ahead of time,
ordered the lobster Pop Tarts, the popcorn shrimp,
I think the tuna.
All you have to order is drinks.
- Oh, they have lobster and crab cakes.
- We had crab cakes for lunch.
- I'm gonna get a crab cake.
- Well, if you're gonna order the crab cakes
because you missed them at lunch,
why don't you order some truffle fries
that you never brought us for lunch?
- Okay, ladies, who is ready?
- Ooh, is that the cocktail?
- Oh! - Yes.
- Mine doesn't smoke.
- Super special. - But it looks beautiful.
- It's gonna freeze on you. - It's gorgeous.
- Because of the mojito and the ice.
- Oh, but there's no alcohol, right?
All right, cheers, girls.
all: Cheers!
- Cheers to liquid nitrogen and...
[laughs]
- Cheers to girls. - And girls and fun.
- I do want to say something to you, Lu,
that's kind of upsetting me.
And... - Oh.
- I don't know if you remember this or acknowledge it,
but when you were in rehab... - Yeah.
- You know, and I'm just gonna repeat it.
I stopped my life for you.
Like, really legit stopped my life for you.
- No, I know you did.
- But I don't feel like you really had my back today.
Like, I was really upset.
- The potion has worn off.
The hangover is gone.
Barbara's got an opinion.
And it may not, this time, be favorable to Luann.
- I really wanted you to come up to me
and just give me a big Lu hug
and tell me, "It's gonna be okay.
"I'm here for you.
You know, don't worry about it."
And that's really all I wanted.
- I'm gonna give you a hug right now, Bam Bam.
- Well, let her talk. - Let her talk.
Luann, you're trying to cut her off at the pass.
- No, I'm just want to give her a hug
that she wants.
- But she-- 'cause you don't want her
to get her thoughts out.
- No, I do want her to get her thoughts out.
I'm just giving you a hug.
- But, no, I'm really--
- We've known each other a long time, so--
- I know you have.
We've all known each other a long time.
Luann forgot to feed Barbara her Kool-Aid,
so it's wearing off, and Luann, like,
wants to go over there and give her a big hug and a kiss
so maybe someof the Kool-Aid seeps into her pores
and she'll get back in the cult.
- I sometimes feel like my relationship with you
is more important than your relationship with me.
Today it was Bethenny that was hugging me while I was crying.
And did you know I was so upset?
Six women were telling me
that I wasn't engaged in the group.
- She was too busy taking care of you
that she never had an opportunity
to engage with the rest of us a little bit.
- Barbara did not have a problem with me.
This comes straight from the women,
and they have been brainwashing her.
- I felt so protective of you, Lu,
because I'm protective of people that I love.
- [laughs]
- It's not my fault. That's not my fault.
- I'm just saying. - It kind of is, though.
- What--what are you chiming in over there?
- Because you let Barbara do that for you.
- Let her do what for me?
- To have a shield,
protect you in that way.
And you never stoods up for her.
- I never what--[stammers] What?
- Oh. Wow. - Oh, oh, really?
- I didn't understand what you said.
- Oh, oh, 'cause I'm drinking, Luann?
- No, I just didn't understand--
- Yeah, I'm drinking, Luann.
- When Luann makes fun of Tinsley
for slurring her words,
it just hit me sideways in the back of my head.
I just thought, "Who the (BLEEP) do you think you are?"
- I'm not horrible.
I didn't understand what you said.
- I'm sorry.
- You're insufferable.
- Coming up...
You're a sicko!
For cabaret, you left rehab.
I got it for free. You're sick.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- You know what I'm talking about.
You know what I'm-- [panting]
- You're gonna have a heart attack.
- Dorinda, she's gonna have a heart attack.
- You're insufferable.
- Oh, my Lord. I'm drinking.
- First of all, you're chiming in
on a relationship that you know nothing about.
- I'll tell you why. Because I was there.
Because I was there, and I saw her suffer over the fact
that she was, like, hurt by the fact that you--
- Oh, wow.
- No, this is it.
- What a day this has been.
- Oh, what a day.
Oh, oh. - Yes, sing it. Sing it.
- Jesus, I go for a swim, and this is what happens, huh?
- Well, you did, and--
- Gotta be careful when you
leave the room in this group, huh?
How selfish of me.
I just took Sonja to a meeting,
and now I'm gonna go for a swim.
How selfish can you be, Luann?
Come on.
Are you done? - No, no.
- You done? - No.
- So what, we build women up so we can tear 'em down?
Is that what we do here?
- We build you up to tear you down?
- Are we bullies now? Control freak bullies?
- I would never do that. - Yeah, you were there for me.
You were there for me, now you're like, "Okay."
Now that I'm doing well.
And listen, I struggle with it every day.
I have to sit here and put up with this bullsh--.
- I have a question, Countess.
When's the last time you asked me
how I am about Dennis? - Right.
- When's the last time you asked me how I am?
- All the time.
- It's been reciprocal.
- Show me. Show me. - So don't say it's not.
Oh, yeah, I'll show you my texts.
You want to see my texts?
- You are intolerable.
You never change. - Why am I intolerable?
- 'Cause you never change.
'Cause you dined out on your sobriety.
You're dining out. - I'm not dining out
on my sobriety. - Yes, you are.
Dining out. - I'm not.
- Yes, you are. You're dining-- - How dare you?
That is a very low blow
to say that I use sobriety as a crutch.
It's so insensitive and so cruel.
I mean, I'm disgusted that she--
What does she think, it's easy?
Be strong.
You should be so proud of yourself.
You're bully strong, is what you are.
- I'm so proud of myself. - Bully strong.
- Let me explain something to you clearly.
Dennis helped you with your case 100%.
When's the last time you asked me how I feel about it?
- Am I the only one that has not checked in here?
- We all have, actually.
- You actually are. - All the time.
- It's unnerving.
- Well, I haven't really spent time with you.
I really haven't.
- You're being self-absorbed, Luann.
And that really upsets us and gets us a little--
- Yeah, so as I'm a persona non grata...
- You're not a persona non grata.
We wouldn't be upset if we didn't love you.
- You know, this is not enjoyable for me.
- Right, 'cause it's the truth. The truth hurts.
- No, it's not--you guys are really just kind of all--
- I'm so mad.
Do you understand that I did your intervention
and my ----ing boyfriend-- ex-boyfriend--
or ex-fiancÃ© died of an overdose?
And you haven't checked in on me.
Do you understand-- - Listen.
That is not true. - I did your intervention while
my guy died of a drug overdose.
And you haven't asked how I am. He died.
- Of course I've checked in on you.
- He's in the ground. No, you haven't.
- I have.
- You only one time, "I'm going through a lot.
"And come to my thing.
And cabaret--(BLEEP) you and cabaret upstate."
And "Cabaret, cabaret, cabaret, all day."
Life is not a cabaret.
It's actually not a cabaret.
- Look at you. - Don't say "Look at you."
That's ----ing rude.
It didn't have to come to this.
But because you're not listening to us,
because you're only focused on yourself,
this is where it's gone.
- You are really-- - She's hurt. She's hurt.
- Look in the ----ing mirror.
Look at me? Look at you.
You never checked in on Dennis.
Not once. - What are you talking about?
- You've never asked about Dennis.
You never ask. - Are you kidding me? I did.
Of course I did. - When have you--
No, you don't! No, you don't.
Every day it's about you.
Every ----ing day it's about you.
- It is. Always.
- Every ----ing second it's about you.
Oh, because I didn't get a massage.
'Cause you're an asshole that
didn't even have lunch with us today.
But you go to look at your own poster.
- I went for a swim at the beach, for god's sake.
- You're missing her pain.
You're not getting it.
This is so sad.
- Do you understand it was a whole weekend?
I took weeks of my life for you.
She's being your ----ing doormat and--
- No, she has not been my doormat.
She's my friend.
- She saved you ple-- - Or was my friend.
- I had lawyers come to your house on a Sunday.
I spoke to your kids.
I sat outside in your driveway
to make sure that you didn't drive your car.
You almost crashed the car and killed your friends.
You were running in a field in a negligee
and had to be taken in cop cars,
and I made sure that they didn't record it
so you didn't ultimately get arrested.
- I was not in a good place.
- You left the ----ing rehab
that I got you for free two weeks early and--
- I didn't leave two weeks early.
- Yes, you did. - Yes, you did.
- I left a week early to go because I had to work.
- It was cabaret!
- Yes, and I needed to go
and do that. - You're a sicko!
For cabaret, you left rehab?
- I needed to go and do that.
- I got it for free. You're sick.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- You know what I'm talking about.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- You're gonna have a heart attack.
I believe that Bethenny is having a full-on panic attack,
and it doesn't have to do just with Lu.
She's got a lot on her plate.
And I don't know how much she's dealt
with the whole thing with Dennis,
but she can't take the frivolity
of this bullsh-- anymore.
- You didn't ask me once about how I am about--
- Friend to us. - That is sad.
- Because you're so up your own ----ing ass.
- I'm so sorry about Dennis.
[all talking at once]
- [sobbing] - Calm down.
- [sobbing]
I didn't ask-- [sobbing]
- Next time on "The Real Housewives
of New York City"...
- Calm down, please. - I want to go home.
I want to go home. I don't know what's going on.
[sobbing] I don't know what's going on.
- Don't go home. - I don't want you near me.
I really don't. I don't want you near me.
- I'm gonna go.
- I'm gonna go out. - Okay.
- What do you want me to do, Dorinda?
Right now, I've got the (BLEEP).
I know if I go out, I'm gonna drink.
That's where I am.
How did you feel about seeing Mario in Florida?
- It's like, you know, "I messed things up with us,
and I miss my family."
- Are you thinking about going back?
- I wish I could.
- I don't see any, like, evidence of John here.
- No, John's not--there is no evidence of John here.
- So where does sex happen?
- Well, he may come over and have sex
and then he goes home.
- What?
- You ready?
- â™ª One day at a time â™ª
â™ª Keep it cool, and we'll be fine â™ª
â™ª One day at a time â™ª
â™ª Keep your cool, don't lose your mind â™ª
- Hi. - Sweetie, how are you doing?
- Hi. Hello.
- Oh, baby.
- [sobbing]
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go to bravotv.com.