- Previously on "The Real Housewives
of New York City"...
- My name is not my real name.
My brother used to call me
"Jenna-Jenna-Jenna-talia, Jenna-Jenna-Jenna-talia."
[laughs] - Oh, my God. No.
Like, you are telling your secrets
to a complete stranger,
but you cannot tell your friends?
- Why don't you sell my engagement ring,
and then you can buy this car?
Gideon is my third ex-fiancé.
When I realized that I was going to be someone's wife,
I remember just panicking.
- Have you come to make sure I get into trouble here?
- Oh, yeah. It's definite. [laughs]
So wait, if you didn't say vows,
then technically you're not married.
- No, there's a contract.
- Someone knows how to get out of contracts, Abe.
- First of all, (BLEEP) off.
Like, our kids were right there.
I am upset with you because of the divorce thing.
You don't say that at somebody's anniversary party.
- Dude. Oh, my God. - You don't do that.
- Erin, give me a break. - It was a joke. It was a joke.
Everyone's laughing. I was laughing.
- OK, I don't want to be here anymore.
You guys all suck. Bye.
- Merry Christmas.
[upbeat music]
- The secret ingredient?
Darling, it's me.
- My lashes may be fake,
but I definitely keep it real.
- I'm a true New Yorker.
The only bull I'll take is by the horns.
- I always bring the flavor.
It's not my fault you don't have any taste.
- In New York, there's a lot of bad apples,
but I'm the baddest of the bunch.
- I love to laugh, but make me mad,
and I'll date your dad.
[upbeat music]
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- Hello. Welcome in. - Hi.
both: How are you?
- Good to see you. How are you doing?
- I'm good. I'm so happy to be back.
- I know. Missed you over here.
- I just came in to, like, look for some resort wear.
- Lovely. Let's get into it.
OK. - Going on a little trip.
- Hi, my love. - Hi.
- You are like a sugar daddy all the way.
Taking me to Anguilla, Zimmermann.
Ah!
- It's that time of year when New Yorkers get antsy,
and we need some sun.
I need a freaking break.
So I was thinking, what do you think
about us going to Anguilla?
- Yes! I love Anguilla.
I love Anguilla.
- So let's go on a trip.
- Look at that. You're taller today.
- I know. I know. - What's happening?
- I know. - Show me the shoes.
- I only did it for you. - You look so good.
And I wore flat... - I'm happy.
- For you. - You look cute.
- Yeah. I took a subway, so--
- I mean, this is more of a shopping look.
I just had to get dressed up so I could be taller than you.
Shopping with a model is very special.
I'm probably about 10 inches smaller than her.
Like, her body is amazing.
She makes every single thing look good.
How about this with a bikini top, right?
- Or just topless.
- No, I'm not going to go topless.
- Why not? - It's just not my vibe.
- If you have tits like mine, topless makes sense.
- Oh, this is cute. What about this?
- Still, you're covering up.
- Oh, gosh. - Yeah.
- What's wrong with covering up?
- No. Don't cover up now. We will when we get older.
- I love--I love it.
- Some people think going shopping
as a model is like, you can wear whatever you want.
Da, da, da.
It's actually the opposite of that.
I definitely want this one.
Because we're so used to have, like, stylist
and art director, like,
things that are tailored to you.
Everyone tell you what to wear.
It's only $1,900.
By the time, like, I get to the store,
I'm like, I need help.
- Oh, my God. Ubah, you're gonna love this.
- Show me, show me.
- Oh, my gosh. - So cute.
- So fun. - Sai.
- I'm going to the market.
Going to the bodega. - I see this in Paris.
- I'm going to Anguilla.
- You can wear this outfit anywhere.
And the idea that it has map--
you know, you love to manifest.
- Yes.
I'm going to travel all around the world in this.
By the way, I'm so happy that you're feeling better.
You must have been so bored. - Yeah.
I was bored out of my head. You have no idea.
I am so glad to be done with COVID
and just be out and about.
And I knew
Sai is going to serve the look and the tea.
- Wait. So I wanted to tell you--
- Yeah, what happened?
- About Brynn's wreath-giving.
Jenna comes in with another gift bag.
I think giving us gifts is--is really sweet.
But when you constantly give gifts
that are your collaborations, it's kind of, like--
- This is my-- I think I gave you this one,
but you can take this if you want.
There are gifts over there, and you get to pick a present.
- Jenna, you've got so many products.
Is this a Jenna product line?
- That one's for you, Jessel.
- I feel like a Christmas tree.
- I asked a friend of mine to provide things,
and I intentionally did it
so that I could introduce you to these brands.
- My love language is gifts.
- I love gifts.
But if you're giving me stuff from your collaboration,
nothing is free. - Yeah. Of course.
- Like, you're hoping to have intentions
of someone sharing, everyone sharing.
- No free lunch. - Yeah.
- That means you-- there's incentive.
- You kind of hope.
Basically, a collab is when an influential person
teams up with a brand.
You get together and you have
a very exclusive little collection.
Jenna has tons of collaborations,
which I think is totally great.
But unless you are giving me that cheese, honey,
I can't keep promoting you for free.
A real gift is from the heart.
A Jenna Lyons gift is a marketing gift.
I made a joke, of course, because you know I get on her.
What's in the box? Is it #JennaStuff?
Is it your latest collaboration in the box, Jenna?
- No, no, no. There's nothing of mine in it.
- Shocker!
Sure enough, at the bottom of the bag--
- No, you did not.
- Oh, Jenna. You lie. You lie.
- Oh, I forgot.
- Sponsored by Jenna Lyons, everyone.
- I forgot. I forgot. - #Ad.
- I forgot.
- So Erin comes in.
And she's just upset, because remember
her anniversary party, and I left early.
- You left and you didn't say goodbye.
- I was hungry. There was, like, no--
- That's not a reason to leave somebody's event
and not say goodbye. That's so rude.
- I tried to say goodbye, but-- - Everybody else waited.
- I think it's sh---- of you to do that.
- I was so hungry.
- Why didn't you order a pizza or something?
- Order pizza at a party? - Yeah.
It's better that than leaving.
- I apologized, though.
But then it was like, that whole thing
about what Brynn said to Abe about,
"Maybe we can get together when you're divorced."
So they got into it and started arguing.
I think Erin was just so offended.
After that, Erin was like, "I can't.
I can't do this anymore. I'm leaving."
And she just walked out. - No way.
She left the event? - Yeah.
- Is this the first time they're going to see
each other, in Anguilla? - Yeah.
Like, this is--
I felt like there was so much tension.
- Anguilla is supposed to be relaxing.
I had COVID.
I'd rather go to Paris and shop, or Italy and eat.
- They're going to be fine. Let's just all just hang out.
I don't care about the meaningless fights.
I'm not letting that get to me.
I'm ready for resort wear and sunshine.
- So how did they end up? Like, how did--
- I don't care. - I don't care.
- I'm going to go buy some clothes.
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- I actually haven't been here since the tree has been up.
It's a little insane.
Holy sh--.
Hi. Hi!
- Hi. - Hi.
Oh, my God, she's so cute.
Do you even remember coming here?
Mom brought us here, when it was our--
it was my first trip to New York.
So I was 14.
You would have been 12. Do you remember?
- I remember, like, staring up at the tree
from a distance a long, long time ago.
- Is that your first New York memory?
- Just about. - I mean, it's actually mine.
I remember holding on to Mom's coat.
- Yeah. - Do you remember that?
She had that big fur coat that Gamma gave her.
- Yeah, yeah.
- And literally, I just remember
holding on to it for dear life. - [laughs]
- It is a few days before Christmas.
My brother, Spencer, and his wife and my niece
are here visiting from California.
I've been working with everyone here for about three years.
Can't you tell? - Yeah. No, it looks great.
- I've been working with Rockefeller Center
to really reinvigorate the Center,
bring in new retail and food and beverage,
and just make the place feel a little cooler.
So yeah. Get to show off a little.
- So what have you actually done with these guys?
- They had asked if I would help sort of revamp the retail
by bringing in new retail that represented
more of what New York was, like female-owned businesses,
Black-owned businesses, Latinx-owned businesses.
So I worked with them to kind of bring in people
who, like, never would have been able to have a store here.
- It's kind of cool to see it all come together.
- I mean, it feels nice just because the work
that we've been doing has actually paid off.
I had one job in one industry for 27 years.
Like, having the opportunity to do multiple things now
and to use all of my experience in different ways
has been incredible.
Do you want to grab a--
- Yeah. - We could grab a drink.
I can't believe that at my age,
I get to kind of start over.
Oh, awesome. Thank you. - Thank you.
- Can I just have a mocktail?
- I'll do the Negroni, please. Yeah.
- Negroni? Yeah.
- I'm--I'm trying hard to, like, be good.
And especially because we're going to Anguilla,
and I'm like, things need to, like, get put back into place.
- For a sort of beachy getaway.
- Do you know that I've never been on a girls' trip?
Like, not once. - [laughs]
- It's, like, abject terror for me.
I'm not going to be in a bathing suit.
It's not happening.
I'm literally going to be, like, wearing,
like, tweed pants and a blazer at the pool.
- I think you might change, though, when you get--
when you get out of this harsh winter
and get some place that's nice and warm, you might--
- It's more about my skin.
I feel like I'm, like, back in my California
no-bathing-suit days.
- Does it still bother you after all this time?
Is that way you don't want to do the bathing suit--
bathing suit thing? - Yeah, totally.
I don't want to be on the-- in front of them.
They all are gorgeous.
- [laughs]
- I'm not being nice. It's the truth.
- I think, like a little-- like, a little off the mark.
- With the genetic disorder that I have,
incontinentia pigmenti, it affects the skin,
the teeth, and the hair.
So I have bald spots on the back of my head,
and maybe one here.
I have canicular teeth, and I'm missing--
I'm missing quite a few.
And I have, uh, discolorations all over my skin.
And I know it's a genetic disorder,
like--but most people don't.
And like, people are like, "Oh, you're dirty."
Or like, "You have something on your skin."
And it's like, ugh. Like, I don't really want to--
I don't actually want to deal with that.
I still remember going to Knott's Berry Farm.
I was, like, wearing shorts, standing in line,
and some girl behind me going, "Ew, look at her skin."
- Ugh.
- And I don't really want to do that on a vacation.
Every summer, for as long as I can remember,
I would, like, hibernate away from everybody else
and get a tan.
Because when I didn't, in the sun,
it really looks magnified.
And people were always saying to me,
"Oh, what's on your skin?"
Or, "Oh, do you have a burn?"
So getting a tan kind of quiets the visual noise,
and it makes me feel better.
And then also, what am I going to do
about my hair and my bald-- [laughs]
And I have to get my teeth done.
I'm going, actually, January 3rd.
- Another round?
[dramatic music]
Ugh.
- I'm at the end of this six-year journey
of having multiple surgeries to fix my beautiful teeth.
I've had eight bone grafts, three sinus lifts,
multiple implants.
And this is number 13, I think.
I'm almost done.
And then I start the bottom. [laughs]
Maybe that's what I should do, is I should just travel--
one of those airbrushing things.
That's not a bad idea. - Yeah.
- Do you think--that wouldn't be expensive or weird.
- And someone to touch you up as--any time.
- Yeah. That wouldn't be weird at all.
- Just like-- - Be so not weird.
- Like, a little-- - Be totally normal.
Be fine. Cheers.
- To... - This looks beautiful.
- New teeth. - To new teeth.
- And Rockefeller Center. - Mm.
- Coming up...
- I think I would have been divorced three times
by now, for a fact. - For sure.
And I would have too. - And not because of them.
They were great. - Right.
[festive music]
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[upbeat music]
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- All right. Shall we do this hike?
- Let's do it.
So which--which way do you want to go?
- Let's go down this way.
When's the last time we were here?
Literally last year at this time.
- Yeah, right.
What's, uh--
- I don't think this is a part of the trail.
What is this? - This is, um--
- You said you wanted to go on a hike.
- [laughs] Come on. - Thank you. Thank you.
- Be careful, seriously. - I am.
I have an older brother and older sister.
Daris lives in Seoul.
He's a teacher at an American school there.
We meet, basically, what's in the middle--
Los Angeles.
We both used to live there.
It feels like home to us.
So we love meeting there for the holidays.
- I mean, this is ridiculous.
[laughs] Here.
- This is why-- - You got to be careful.
Wait. Go to the left.
- Really? I can't go back.
I'm going to slip. - I know.
So go back down-- no, I'm saying, like--
start at the base-- - I can do it. I can do it.
I can do it. I can do it.
- [laughs] - (BLEEP).
Just go. You're making me nervous.
- You're making me nervous. - Oh, sh--.
You're turning kind of, like,
an international woman of mystery.
The, uh-- - What are you talking--
- The last year or so.
Like, what are you doing? - No, I haven't.
- I see your Instagram, and it looks rather, uh--
- What? I'm just--
- Looks weird. - Here's the thing.
I'm at the point in my life where I realize,
20% of the time, I'm like, "Oh, sh--, oh, sh--."
You know, like, I'm 36, not married, no kids.
- Right.
- And the other 80%, I'm like, I'm 36.
- Right. - I got no kids.
- Right. - I'm single.
- Right. - And I have the means.
Literally, I've woken up and been like,
I feel like I want to go to Paris,
or I want to go down to Miami,
and I call friends and just go.
- Do you have a time in your life
where you're going to settle down
and finally get married and have kids?
Or do you want it?
- Yeah, I do. - When?
- I would do it tomorrow, with the right person.
I might just have a kid.
Maybe that's my story. - You could.
- Just have a kid. - Yeah.
I think that you have to-- you should try to--
- I know. Find someone normal. - Yeah.
- I think I would have been divorced three times
by now, for a fact. - For sure.
And I would have too. - And not because of them.
They were great. - Right.
It's always because of us. - Yeah.
I keep winning the lottery, and I just throw it away.
I'm like, I'm not ready. I'm not ready.
- Right. - There's been times
when I haven't wanted to commit,
like my engagement to Gideon,
who I'm still friends with.
I want the marriage.
It's just, I don't like the engagement part.
It's not good for Brynn to sit in her thoughts
and mull over things and whatnot.
I'd like to just get married, pull the goalie,
and have a kid.
Maybe the last year, I've been more of, like--
Mykonos, Paris, Saint-Tropez, whatever.
But Daris, it's like, Grandma died,
and then three months later, my dog died.
Like, that was, like, a double homicide, you know?
- I know. I know. It's hard for me too.
You know it is. - I know.
But I feel, even-- remember when we were little?
Like, when we were little, you were always comforting me.
You've-- - Yeah.
- You always told--it's OK.
Even when we were little kids, "It's OK, Bwynn."
[both laugh] With your lisp.
- Yeah.
- I wish we had a video of that.
I'd make fun of you. - Yeah.
It was really hard, I think, for us to--
to come out normal.
- You've dealt so much better with stuff.
I don't feel like I have. - Right.
I can maybe just compartmentalize it
a little bit more.
- Like, consciously, I'm like, oh, my gosh.
I want to get married, and I want to have kids.
I want a family. I want a family.
Subconsciously, family to me is, "Run."
Bad, bad, bad.
There was, like, abuse and neglect.
And like, I wasn't picked up for, like, six days,
or my diaper wasn't changed.
Like--[sniffs] - Oh, babe.
- Yeah.
Maybe that's the work that I still have to do,
where I have to, like, rewire my brain
about what it means for, like, family
and unconditional love and whatnot.
Because aside from you and our sister, I've--
I've never felt it from the people
that were put on this Earth to do it for us
and never did it.
In many ways, my upbringing was tough.
You know, there was therapists,
and not having a mom and dad is tough.
And then even when my grandmother legally adopted us,
we didn't have much money.
But she tried.
She had to be mom and dad and keep it together.
And she did a pretty good job.
- It's really hard for me to see
how affected you've been by that.
- I know.
- You'll be OK, though, for sure.
You're doing a better job
of trying to move on from the past.
- Is this the new tradition, where we just come on a hike
once a year, and I cry? - I don't know.
I feel like I should be getting paid for this.
- Shut up. I hate you. - [laughs]
[upbeat music]
* *
[dog barking]
- Hi, cutie pie.
- Hi.
How are you doing?
Poor thing. - Doing OK.
- You feel OK? Oh.
- Hello. - Oh, what did you bring?
- I literally just finished making you
butternut squash soup. - Wait. You did not.
- And it's warm still. - Wait, seriously?
- Yeah. It's heavy. It's heavy. I got it.
- Oh, babe, that's so nice of you.
Holy sh--. You're so sweet.
Wait, did you just carry this in your hand?
- [laughs] I was going to garnish.
- Don't make me laugh. Wait, you hold the bag.
I'll get it out.
- Jenna just had dental surgery.
- Keep that position of the hand.
- I got my first cavity, like, three months ago.
I don't know what she's going through,
but it sounds traumatic.
So I made her some butternut squash soup
to make her feel loved.
I hope this is warm enough. - Oh, my God, you're so sweet.
Thank you so much. - Are you kidding me?
I'm happy to do it. - I'm really so touched
that you made me soup.
- Happy to. - Thanks.
Mm. - Is it good?
- It's delicious.
I've seen friend Erin, which is awesome.
Now this is, like, mama Erin.
She's sweet and nurturing.
And like, I just want her to give me a hug.
- How are you doing? - I'm OK.
Honestly, I've had way worse.
- You probably have headaches and stuff.
- I have headaches and everything hurts.
You look so good. You look great.
- I do? Thank you. - You're so tan.
- I got a lot of sun, so... - You look great.
- How do you feel about going on this trip with everyone?
I was like, I may not even come,
because I don't need the sun anyway.
- Wait. You were not going to come?
- I thought about not going, yeah.
- Why? - I don't know.
That day felt icky.
- The day that we were wreath-making?
- Yeah.
- I didn't realize that you were as upset as you were.
Like, I really thought you just walked away for a minute.
And then when I realized you were actually gone,
I was like, oh, sh--.
I'm sorry that that felt bad.
I didn't totally understand that it was feeling like that.
- No, I just felt like--
I felt like no--like, none of you guys said anything.
And-- - I think, honestly, like--
I look at Brynn and it's like,
she's very playful and very flirty.
And if it hurts someone's feelings,
it hurts your feelings.
- It's fine if, like, you make a mistake.
But her overall attitude towards things just got to me.
I don't know, like, I'm pretty good friends with Brynn,
but it's just, like, one thing after another with her.
She's talking about, like, divorce and wife swap
and she's going to be my stepmom,
and it's just constant.
Like, the fact that Brynn couldn't just accept it,
and just be like, "I'm sorry I was a (BLEEP)"--
which she was.
And I don't use that word lightly.
- [laughs] Wow.
- I mean, after talking about divorce,
like, I just can't.
I can't with her.
Did you catch what she said
about how pissed she is that--
- Because I'm going early?
I was going to go down just, like, a day early
and, like, spend a day getting my tan on
before everybody else has to see me.
- Did you hear that Jenna Lyons is ----ing coming early?
- She has to set up, like, her LoveSeen lashes.
- Aside from my glorious teeth that fall out of my mouth,
my skin is, like, 8 million different colors.
It's so much more noticeable when I'm not tan.
And so, like, if I have one day to just, like, tan--
I'm not working with the same deck you guys are.
- You're crazy that you think that.
- These women are beautiful.
They all have incredible bodies and incredible skin.
And if I don't get tan, I know I will just
be wanting to wear, like, long sleeves
and long pants all the time, and I don't want that.
I know for myself, if I don't, I'll feel so self-conscious.
- No, I get it. I do. - Thank you. Thank you.
But I also--and I'll be truth-- I'll be honest with you,
and you're going to hate me for this.
- Uh-oh. What?
- I'll be honest with you,
and you're going to hate me for this.
- Uh-oh. What?
- I cannot believe I'm actually going to say this.
- Shut the (BLEEP) up.
Are you kidding? - Mm-mm.
- You wouldn't fly coach?
- I will. I just don't want to.
- There is no first class on our plane.
The plane doesn't have first.
- [laughs]
- The motivation to go early was to get a tan, for sure.
The bonus was that
a business class seat was available.
Lucky me. - Can I go with you?
I don't want to ----ing fly coach with them.
- Come with me.
It is really a different experience.
And I'm just--
I'm too old.
- I am shocked.
This is a level of diva that I didn't know she had.
It's a three-hour flight.
Like, you really care that much
that you're going earlier in the week just to snag
the last business class flight?
Are you flying back with us?
- I don't know.
- [laughs] Oh, my God.
I'm getting on your flight home.
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* *
- Yeah. This could be cute.
Is it too similar?
Yeah. You know what?
It's better to have more stuff than less stuff.
* *
- This is a whole watermelon theme you got going on here.
- Yeah. I'm going to Anguilla. It's the Caribbean.
Should I take the lingerie that Jenna got me?
I'm going to take it. I've lost some weight.
I might not feel like a Christmas tree anymore in it.
I don't know why I thought it was that bad.
It's actually really cute.
* *
I want to be able to put on a sundress.
I want to have a little glow.
I don't want to be the one who's, like,
wearing a burqa at the beach.
[slurping]
Why am I even, like, explaining myself?
It's fine. Who cares?
I'm old and 6 feet tall.
Like, whatever.
[horn honking]
- Should I bring this, Abe, from Italy?
[children chattering]
- Oh, yeah. - I should, you think?
- Daddy. Daddy!
Dad! - Yeah.
What's--I can't-- [children babbling]
- Dad!
Daddy!
- [laughing] What?
I'm trying to talk to Mommy.
- Guys, can you go get a snack for me?
[quirky music]
- [laughing] I was trying to get a word in.
I don't even know what you're doing on this trip.
Like, what do you need to pack?
* *
- [laughs] Potty training at its best.
- Oh, my God. It's all over his hands.
[both laughing] Come here.
- Jah-Jah, you have to say,
"I got to go pee-pee in the potty."
- Wipe his hands. - He's like a dog.
Are you a puppy?
- Put him in a crate.
- You want to go in a crate?
Go get pants. - Go, go, go, go.
- Go, go, go. - [giggling]
- I'm so excited for this vacation.
- This is, like, cute, right?
- I don't even know what that is.
- It's a top. - Oh.
OK. - I really like that.
What's this I hear about you potentially going to Vietnam?
Like, you brought that whole thing up
when my parents were here.
- I am going to go to Vietnam.
- He's off to Vietnam? - Excuse me, what?
- You're going to Anguilla, so--so what?
- What do you mean, you're going to Vietnam?
- I got to go to Vietnam.
I'm looking at about-- about a month
and a half, probably, I'll be going.
I've had this ticket that I need to use.
So I'm going to Vietnam.
- Why-- [stammering]
Why? - Why not?
I need to go have some time to myself.
- Um, hey, dude, we live in a city
where there's, like, a thousand hotels.
Like, I'll book you a night.
Why do you need to go all the way to Vietnam?
- Where am I going to get a banh mi sandwich?
- I'll find you a banh mi sandwich.
There's plenty in downtown.
- Not as good as Vietnam.
- Are you ----ing with me?
Like, you're smiling, so I can't--
I can never tell if you're serious.
- Well, who's going to Anguilla for five days?
I'm going to Vietnam for three days.
What's the difference?
- You're going to Vietnam for three days?
- Yeah.
- You're going for absolutely no reason.
- What reason are you going for?
- I'm going to spend time with my friends.
- So? - So what are you going to do,
spend time with a sandwich?
That's kind of weird, no?
How long does it take you to get to Vietnam?
- Uh, it's about 20 hours.
- 20 hours.
The dodo-head is going to spend more time
traveling to Vietnam
than physically being in the country.
- Some people hate flying. I love flying.
To me, that's a vacation in itself.
- I think that this is his escape
from me nagging in his ear and our crazy twins.
And what are you going to do there?
- Eat a banh mi sandwich and come back.
- What am I supposed to do? My mom's not going to be here.
- That's your problem to figure out.
- It's my problem to figure out?
- Yeah.
- OK.
[sighs]
You're ridiculous, and you're absurd.
- Coming up...
- Do we know when Jenna's getting here?
- No. - I went to her house.
We started talking about the trip.
She was like, "The truth is,
"I'm not flying down with you guys
because I don't fly coach."
[upbeat music]
* *
- OK, so I am the first one who arrived to the airport,
because all the girls are always late.
[indistinct chatter]
* *
- I have been looking forward to this trip in Anguilla,
and I'm excited to chill and relax.
I know that I need to get back on Erin's good side.
I don't know how, but I know it's going to be OK.
- Is this my catwalk runway moment?
I feel like I'm, like, strutting around.
- Hi. - Hello.
- How are you?
- I know.
[upbeat tropical music]
* *
- Look at how pretty.
It's gorgeous.
- There's a person!
- Where's the rest of your luggage?
- I'm on vacation.
I'm not going to harp on the small stuff.
I want to have fun.
Brynn can be a great time when she's not being an idiot.
Hi, baby. - Hi.
- * Get ready *
- Bon voyage.
- * I let it go *
* I don't have time for any haters, yeah, you know *
* Already know, already know *
* I don't have time for any haters, yeah, you know *
* *
- Hi, girls.
Welcome to your home for the next couple of days.
[all cheering]
- All right, guys.
We're on our way to the villa.
[all cheering]
It's going to be, like, 10, 15 minutes.
I got a butler, a chef.
Two people have to share a room.
I'm so sorry. - Not it.
- Not it.
- I'm OK. - Oh, that's nice of you.
- I am. I am. - And I'll share with you.
- I mean, it's not ideal, but, like, I'll do it.
- There's no way I'm sharing a room, OK?
But I'm actually quite shocked
that Ubah agreed to room with Jessel.
But you know what? I'll take it.
[upbeat tropical music]
- Is that it up there? - Yeah.
- Shut up. - Are you serious?
- So beautiful. - You guys, look at this.
Do you see that?
- You know what it looks like? - A castle.
- Oh, my God. - Nice job, Sai.
That's amazing. - I'm so excited.
- Feeling Richie Rich.
- Wow. Good job, Sai.
* *
- Hi. - Hi. How are you?
- Thank you so much. - Thank you.
- Hi.
- Welcome to Sea Villa. I'm Patricia.
- Sai. Nice to meet you, Patricia.
- OK. Let's go.
- Thank you.
- We have some chilled towels for you.
Meet your team. - Hi, welcome.
- Oh, I love that. - Ah. Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
- It is so pretty.
- Look at this view!
- Mm. I can't wait to jump in.
- Wow. - We need so many photos, ASAP.
- Oh, my God, I love an infinity pool.
This villa is stunning.
I can see the turquoise ocean.
It honestly looks like it belongs in Greece.
It's an all-white, super-airy, beautiful architectural home.
And all I keep thinking about is how everyone's freezing
their butts off in New York.
- OK. Girls, is everybody here?
- If you'd like me to do the orientation,
I'm not sure if you want to have some--
- Bedrooms. - Go, go, go, go!
- [laughs]
- OK. Let me go with you guys.
- You guys are like animals. Where are you?
- I got my bedroom already.
- Sh--, sh--, sh--.
- OK. I'm going in here.
Done.
- Why are we sharing a room?
We're not 12 years old.
What the (BLEEP)?
- I have no idea.
Wait, where's the-- the third bedroom?
- Maybe this one?
Let's give this to Jenna.
It's smaller and intimate.
- Uh, Ubah, we take this one, honey.
- We take this one? - Yeah.
This is the one we want anyway,
because we're right by the pool.
- Perfect.
- Why the (BLEEP) would we want to be upstairs?
- Oh, then this one. Then this one.
- Oh, sh--.
Oh, I'm coming in here.
- OK. - Baby.
Oh, this is a good one.
Look at your bathroom.
- [gasps] With a bidet.
- There's one more bedroom.
- She's not going to be happy.
- I don't care.
You know, first come, first serve.
- I'm sorry, Jenna, but you don't get rewarded
for going down early.
So you get the sh-- room.
[laughs] Oops.
- Oh, my God, this is going to be amazing.
- Look at the sunset. - I know. It's so beautiful.
- How amazing is this, guys?
- So good! - It's unbelievable.
- I would come here with a donkey.
- [laughs] - I don't get it.
[laughs]
- I'm thrilled everyone's happy.
- Do we know when Jenna's getting here?
- No. - No, I have no idea.
- But I would like to know, because I don't want her
to hear me say anything.
But I went to her house.
She, like, had that dental surgery.
And she lives really close by, so I made her a soup.
I came over. - That's nice.
- Yeah, it was like, you know, just whatever.
So we started talking about the trip.
And she told me she was flying down two days early to tan
because of her genetic disorder,
and she feels uncomfortable, and she wanted to tan.
I was like, OK, fine, whatever.
And then she was like, "The truth is,
"I'm not flying down with you guys
because I don't fly coach."
- Ew. - OK.
[laughs]
- That is the corniest reason I've ever heard.
- That's insanity.
- I don't feel bad for telling them.
She didn't say, "Don't tell anyone."
She doesn't know how to be in a group of girls
and to be open and honest.
She would do so much better if she could just say,
"Hey, I'm not flying coach with you bitches."
I was like, "What? Like, really?"
[tense music]
- Coming up...
- It feels, like, ick.
- Yes. - Speak of the devil.
- Hi. - Jenna...
- Hi. Hi.
- And then she was like, "The truth is,
"I'm not flying down with you guys
because I don't fly coach."
- Ew. - OK.
[laughs] - She flew first.
She was like, "It's not just first.
"It's like, it's faster.
"Like, you don't have to wait on lines.
They take your luggage." - Are you ----ing kidding?
That is the corniest reason I've ever heard.
- That's insanity. - That is kind of stupid.
- That's embarrassing. - And also, just tell us that.
It's a girls' trip.
Part of the trip is actually traveling together,
staying together.
I feel like sometimes Jenna doesn't have
the, like--the 101s on the girlfriend handbook.
- That's why I'm saying
she's going to be really upset about the room.
- She's not as chill as we think she is.
- I wonder if she even really wanted to tan.
- Huh? - She told me she doesn't tan.
She said she's going to wear a burqa on the beach.
- She did say that. - Does anybody remember this?
- She did say that. - So now she's tanning?
I'm confused.
I just need you to be open and honest.
- She was like, "You'll find me on the beach in a burqa."
Maybe the tanning, you know, is a part of her plan.
But I think the real reason is that
she doesn't want to fly coach.
- I don't know. I'm over it. - Yeah.
- All right. - Let's eat.
I agree. - Let's get some food.
- Wait, I'm going to freshen up, wash my hands.
- You don't need to do all that sh--, Jessel.
Just let's go. - [laughs]
- You gonna put more makeup on? - [trills]
- We're just going right here.
- Oh. Ooh.
- Yum! - Yes.
- This is what dreams are made of.
- Oh, my God.
- Thank God.
- I would never, ever let Erin plan this trip,
because we all know we'd probably be shipwrecked
and starving.
- Oh.
What a spread.
Sai, thank you for setting that up.
- Thank you. Thank you for coming.
I know everybody's tired,
but we are definitely going to go out
just to experience the island. - OK.
- It's not like it's going to be one of those nights,
like it's-- [imitates dance music]
- Wait, so did Jenna ever text you back?
- No.
Oh, here she goes.
- Oh. - She said she's coming over.
- Oh, good. - Oh. Nice. Good for her.
- You know what, there's part of me, too,
that's worried that I'm going to--
what I do every time when I start to get like this
is, I'll be like--
I see her and she does that, like, baby voice.
And then I'm, like, "Oh!"
- Oh! - I do it every time.
She--she has that effect.
She does the baby voice, and she's like, "I'm so sorry."
- Hi, boo-boo. It's just because I'm cute.
[in baby voice] I'm so sorry. I'm the baby.
- And then I'm like-- and I'm like, "It's OK."
Like, I can't pick on, like-- I fight at my weight class.
When someone acts like that, then I feel
like a bully or something.
I'm like, I don't want to-- - OK.
She's in a high weight class.
- She's very much so in a high weight class.
- She's like Mike Tyson on the DL.
- Did you make a plate? - Yes.
Only at Sai house, you get food.
- [laughs] - Only at Sai house.
- All my houses. - All the houses.
- [laughs] - Where's Jenna?
- She had to wait for a first-class taxi to come.
- [laughs]
- How's your headache?
- My headache is still lingering.
- You know what helps a headache?
An orgasm.
- Oh, yeah. I know. - Seriously?
- Usually when I'm hungover, I--I force my husband
to have sex with me so I can orgasm.
- Seriously?
This is--I've never heard this before.
- No, because it releases endorphins.
- Usually, like, you use a headache to get out of sex.
But Sai uses sex to get out of a headache.
I mean, I guess that's kind of genius.
- I'm sure Jessel has been suffering from migraines
for over a year.
- It's 6:15. Where is Jenna?
- I don't care.
[laughter]
- I'm tired. I want to go rest for a minute.
I'm not going to sit here and wait for her to come in
on her-- guys with LoveSeen T-shirts
are going to carry her like she's Cleopatra or something.
I'm over it. I'm sick of brand--
it's like everything is a ----ing branding opportunity.
I can't stand it.
Like, do you want to be friends with me,
or do you want to try to, like, get me to post sh--,
like, on Instagram?
I'm tired.
- No! - Just do it.
- Yeah. - Just get it over with.
No, I'm kidding. - No.
I don't do that sh--, right? - Did you do one for her?
- No. - I get paid to do that.
This is my job. - Right?
But also, don't give me gifts, and then go on social media
and then tell all your-- how many--100,000 followers
that you gave me a gift, and da, da, da.
- She did?
- Yes! - I didn't see that.
- She said, this is what she gave all of us.
- The Christmas gift.
- These are all the things that I'm giving this Christmas.
Not an unboxing, a boxing.
A necklace from Mejuri that was from a collab
that I did with them, and I'm obsessed.
- That feels weird. - That was the next day.
- I didn't know that, and I didn't see it.
And I also didn't have the bag yet.
- It reminds me of a lot of New York relationships.
It's like an older, successful New Yorker,
right, has some money, giving me a lot of gifts.
I love the gifts, but you're not sharing.
There's no connection, right?
So--I don't know what.
Maybe it's the surgery or the breakup, or--
I wouldn't know, because she never even
told me about the breakup.
She never tells me about anything she's going
through in her personal life. - She's just very guarded.
- Yeah. You don't share anything.
I don't even know your real name.
- Welcome. - I'm Jenna. Nice to meet you.
I've been in Anguilla for two days.
I'm tan.
I'm relaxed. I've had a massage.
I'm wearing my favorite new dress.
It's time for a girls' trip.
I've got this.
- Brynn has a point. - I know. And you know what?
When I heard this, like, at first I was like,
oh, I think she's really, like, just doing it from the heart.
But the more that it unfolds-- - No.
She goes on Instagram and promotes
that she gave it to us. - It feels, like--like, ick.
- Speak of the devil. - Hi.
- Jenna fricking Lyons.
- Hi, Jenna. - Hi.
- Look at you. - You look great.
- Hi. - Hi.
- You look tan.
- [laughs] - Oh, sorry.
- I did get tan. Tanner than I expected.
For someone who's so self-conscious
about showing her skin...
- Did you tan in your burqa? - I did.
- I see a lot of it right now.
- Did you tan? - I did.
More than I expected to. - Oh.
- She looks like someone that just flew first class
and stayed at the Four Seasons and got a tan for two days.
- Hi. - How are you?
- It's hard for me to be angry at people
when they look that good.
- Welcome, welcome. - This is insane, you guys.
- What do you think about this villa?
- It's beautiful.
- How was the Four Seasons?
- Beautiful.
Like, really beautiful. - Yeah.
- Tell us everything.
Why didn't you-- why didn't you come with us?
Like, tell us everything that's going on.
- We were just talking about you.
- I'm sure. - Like, sh--.
Like, we are all so pissed. - I'm sure.
- Yeah, we're really annoyed you didn't fly with us.
And I heard that you didn't want to fly with us
because it was coach.
- Who told you that?
- Erin.
[dramatic music]
- OK. [laughs]
- No, you did. - No, no, no.
I said--that's not what I said.
Part of what sparked me wanting to go down there
was, A, feeling like I wanted to get a tan.
But also...
When I found out that we were flying coach,
I asked my assistant if she would look for another flight.
And she said, "The only thing is Monday."
And I have wanted to get a little sun,
because I'm going to be
on the beach with all of you guys.
And what you have that I don't is perfect skin.
- I got a spray tan, Jenna.
- No, that's not what I'm talking about.
- So did she.
- That's not what I'm talking about.
My genetic disorder, I have scars all over,
and they get better when I get a little tan.
So I wanted to go at Christmastime.
I couldn't. My friend got a puppy.
And then I was going to go right before we came.
I was like, I'll go to Miami for a couple of days
and get some sun.
And then I had my mouth done.
And so I couldn't go.
And so-- - I'm so confused.
There's a puppy, there's Miami, and you got surgery.
And then--I'm so confused.
- She's always surprised
that everybody has a problem with it.
Jenna never thinks she does anything wrong.
All you have to do is just tell us the truth,
and we'll back off.
Just be straightforward.
- If I looked like you, I wouldn't have come down.
- Don't use that. That's a cop-out.
- OK.
- I think that that's a cop-out.
- I mean, I don't actually know
how on Earth it would be a cop-out.
- You're-- but your skin's beautiful.
You're beautiful. You're lovely.
- It's actually not. - You're one of the most
fabulous women in the world.
- Have you ever seen it, Brynn? You've never seen it.
I've never--I've never walked the red carpet--
- I wouldn't know because you don't share
anything with me, Jenna. - I don't--I don't share
my skin with anyone. I've never--have you ever seen
a picture of me on the red carpet
wearing anything other than completely covered up?
- I don't look at pictures of you on the red carpet.
So I don't know. - Fair.
OK, so there isn't one, because I don't.
[laughter]
- It's not a comfortable space for me.
- I'm sorry. That was--that was funny.
[laughter]
- I'm sure she's looked at every picture.
I mean, I was not expecting to walk
into an interrogation about my decision to travel early.
I'm not sure what's happening.
- We just want you to be with us.
And now you're here, so we can have fun.
- I really--I'm sorry.
I didn't--I didn't think it would be such a big deal.
I think it's for their benefit.
I'm now in a better mood, and I look cuter.
- It's fine.
- We're going to dinner at 8:00.
- OK. - So if everybody wants
to, like, unpack, maybe, like--
- Shower. - Shower.
OK, come on. We've got exactly an hour.
- It's stunning. - You OK?
- Oh God, yeah. Totally.
- Actions have consequences, Jenna.
You can't expect them to not be mad.
We need to get our bags up.
- Oh, it's cute.
- It's so cute.
- I think it's kind of charming.
I had no idea what to expect.
- You know, when people use the word charming,
it's like a (BLEEP) you.
[laughs]
"Oh, my God, that place is so charming."
I think Jenna's room was kind of like that.
- OK.
- Here, I'm trying to befriend my friend.
So let's grab her luggage, because I need
to get back on her good side.
Maybe she won't be as mad at me
if I help take her luggage up.
So far, so good.
I'm trying to show her
that even though I did nothing wrong,
I'm ready to apologize.
This is a girls' trip, and I'm ready to have fun.
Say, "Brynn asked me to bring it."
- OK.
- OK. Now I'm gonna hide. [knock at door]
- Hi. - Hello.
- Hi. - Hi.
Uh, Brynn asked me to bring this.
- Oh, my God, I love Brynn. Thank you.
Actually, I don't love Brynn, but that was nice.
- All right. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Thanks, man. Thanks.
[upbeat music]
- Oh, sh--.
- Maybe I'll put on sparkly shoes.
* *
[knocking at door]
- Hello. - Come in.
- Wait, I want to see your room.
- Oh, you haven't seen it. - Whoa.
- Yeah. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I walked into Jessel's room.
I was like-- [gasps]
Oh. [laughs]
I feel like I'm being punished
for the fact that I came down early.
It's fine. It's really good.
I have other things going for me.
- When you arrived, you walked into a bit of a weird,
tense sh-- storm.
- To me, it seems like there's, like--
and I can't figure it out.
There's some sort of resentment,
and the resentment has now built.
And so now anything I do is, like, a trigger.
- Poor Jenna.
She's had probably an amazing day on the beach,
getting massages.
She looks so golden and relaxed.
And then she's thrown into the lion's den.
I think that there's a difference between, like,
you know, taking someone's insecurity
and then, like, using it in a negative way.
Like, maybe you felt a little bit of that, like, sense?
- Oh, yeah. No, I knew.
I mean-- - It's a--
- It was very, very apparent.
I mean, listen, there's something else going on
between Brynn and I that has not--
like, I don't know--
I actually don't even know what is happening.
She's said some really not so nice--
I don't know what's going on.
Like, I literally don't know what's happening.
- I--it's weird, like, pent-up animosity.
- What do you think about Jenna?
- I respect--she's like, "I got a skin condition."
You're insecure, but again, I don't know about this
because you don't tell me anything.
- How are we supposed to know?
- So you have to share, right?
You have to be vulnerable.
- Well, also, it was like--
- Don't make me feel bad.
- You gave us some weird runaround when you were like--
- The puppy, my friend--
- Oh, my friend got a puppy. - Got a puppy.
- And I had to run across the street.
- And then I had to go to Miami.
- And I had to go to the bodega...
- And I go to Miami, and then this happened.
One of my biggest pet peeves is when people give
so many reasons or explanations.
There's just a gazillion excuses,
and not one adds up.
I see right through that perfect tan.
Uh-uh. No way.
- And then all of that led to you coming here on a Monday?
- Right. - Business class?
- At the end of the day, like, I did
what I needed to do for myself.
- And it's like, so ----ing what?
- It's not because I don't want to be in ----ing coach
with all of you. Like, it just isn't.
And my--her thing of, like, it's a cop-out?
I'm like, I don't even know what that means.
Like, I have spent years trying to bend
to make other people happy.
- Yeah. - And I just--
I'm not at that place in my life where I want to do that.
Either we will talk and, like, find a path, or we won't.
I don't know.
- Next time on "The Real Housewives
of New York City"...
- Oh, hello.
- [laughs]
- It wouldn't be a proper photo shoot without props.
Like this. You can get naked. - [laughs]
- I think they should do it with none of their tops on,
and just holding-- - I mean, I'll do that.
- My mother was an alcoholic.
And I did everything to take care of her.
I--no matter what, I kept trying and trying and trying.
And it just--it didn't work.
- You know I love you, but I don't believe
your story about the embryo.
- But why would she lie about that?
- Why the (BLEEP) would I lie
about something like that, Erin?
- I don't know.
- Do you actually believe that I didn't come with you
because I didn't want to fly in coach?
Like, seriously, do you actually believe that?
- I do.
We wanted you to be part of it.
- I don't think you guys gave a sh--
whether I was there on the plane or not.
- That's not true.
[tense music]