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"The Real Housewives of New York City"...
- I might do the egg freezing thing.
I don't know. With inflation,
the cost of eggs has just gone up.
- Price of milk as well.
- We're going to Anguilla. It's like abject terror for me.
And I'm not gonna be in a bathing suit.
It's more about my skin.
- Does it still bother you after all this time?
- Yeah. I know it's a genetic disorder.
But most people are like, oh, you're dirty.
- Anguilla! - Oh, my God.
- I am so excited.
- Do we know when Jenna's getting here?
- No. - She told me she was
flying down two days early to tan
because of her genetic disorder,
and she feels uncomfortable.
And then she was like,
the truth is I'm not flying down with you guys
because I don't fly coach.
[tense hip-hop music]
- Ew. - OK.
[light laughter]
* *
- Hi.
- Yeah, we're really annoyed you didn't fly with us.
- If I looked like you, I wouldn't have come.
- That's a cop out.
[upbeat music]
- The secret ingredient?
Darling, it's me.
- My lashes may be fake,
but I definitely keep it real.
- I'm a true New Yorker.
The only bull I'll take is by the horns.
- I always bring the flavor.
It's not my fault you don't have any taste.
- In New York, there's a lot of bad apples,
but I'm the baddest of the bunch.
- I love to laugh, but make me mad,
and I'll date your dad.
- * I've been out on the ocean *
* Searching for something that ain't blue *
- Hello. - Body-ody-ody.
- Hello. - Look at this.
You look amazing. - Look it, guys.
- Oh, you look hot.
Hi. - Everyone's very dressed.
There's heels. There's full gowns.
- You look amazing. - Thank you, bubba.
- Hi. - Oh, look at Sai-Sai.
- I should've brought a jean jacket.
- Why? Why are you laughing?
- Look at you.
- Are you wearing underwear?
- No. Should I?
- No, definitely not.
- I don't have time for underwear.
- Definitely do not. - Hi.
- Guys, you ready? - I wish we were going
somewhere more fancy. - OK, bye.
- We're coming. We're coming.
- I'm going with my cup.
- That's very Rihanna of you.
- Rihanna does that? - Yeah.
Whenever she leaves restaurants,
she just walks out with the glass or the mug.
- She has a collection.
- Hi, am I getting in the front again?
Ugh.
- It's like sitting in coach.
[laughs]
- Oh, well, then you should be skilled at it.
- I'm ready to eat. [laughs]
- I smell pot.
- Is it weed or is--
it might be a raccoon or something.
- Yeah, I think it's a little raccoon.
- Yeah. - Skunk. You mean skunk.
- Skunk, skunk. - A skunk that stinks, right?
- The poor raccoon. - Do you guys have
skunks here, sir? - No.
- Oh, no. Just pot then.
- I'm excited about hitting the beach in the morning.
- I know. I can't wait.
- What's the plan tomorrow?
- Beach for breakfast.
And then we're gonna go out for lunch.
And then we're gonna go out for dinner.
- [laughing] - This is such a Sai vacation.
- My dream vacation is--ahh--
food, some water time,
food, relax a little bit,
and then a snack.
And then we just go to dinner.
That's, like, the best vacation.
- Do we have any time to, like, hang out at the beach?
- Oh, we might do some shopping, I think, after lunch.
[upbeat music]
- Oh, this is so cute.
- It's so cute.
- Guys, you ready?
- Ready. - I'm starving.
- It's all sand. - Ubah, how you doing
walking in the sand with those?
- I literally warned everyone.
I did. - She did.
- I listened. - I didn't listen.
- Hi, where can we sit?
- Welcome to the Sunshine Shack.
- This is beautiful. - Welcome.
- The Sunshine Shack. This is awesome.
- You guys have a wonderful evening.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you.
Why are you so far away from me?
- Sit next to me. - OK.
I'm gonna straddle this thing. - Good evening, ladies.
all: Hi. - Good evening, good evening.
- We have a special drink tonight for you.
- Oh, really? What's that?
- It's Sunshine Shack's Special.
It's SSS, so it's passion.
- I want this no alcohol.
- Virgin. - I'll have virgin too.
- So two virgins.
- Two virgin and four very strong.
- And four very sexy, non-virgin, slutty.
- This is very nostalgic for me.
It reminds me of back home.
- Aww. - The lamp, yeah.
I remember my mom when she was younger,
she didn't have money to put
the thing that you put inside--
- The oil? - Yeah.
So they would go to bed early at night.
- Aww. - That's sweet.
You know, I've never been to Africa.
- Ah. I gotta take you.
- Yeah. - Don't watch
what they will show on TV,
some kid with big stomach. - All the stuff--
- That's not Africa. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Africa is the sh--.
- A kid with big stomach. - Yeah.
That's not Africa. - What did she say?
- Don't look at the malnourished child.
- This place might be heaven. Africa's paradise.
It just doesn't have a very good PR.
We need Jessel.
We need Jessel to PR for Africa.
- The sand is so soft.
- I know, right?
- Ugh, God.
- Jenna, you wore heels? No, She wore flats.
Those are really cute. Wait, can you--
- That is not a basic sandal.
- They're, like, studded Prada gold, like, situation.
- You can get those on Amazon.
[laughter]
- Except for it says "Prado" and not "Prada."
- Right. - Prada, Prado.
- Here you are. Who was the virgins?
Virgins? - One here and one there.
- There you are.
all: Cheers. - Welcome, welcome.
- To Sai. - To the Sunshine Shack.
- Yes, to the Sunshine Shack. - Thank you so much.
- SSS. - SSS.
- Can I borrow this dress?
- Yes, you can. - Thank you.
We'll do a dress swap.
- Yes. - Not wife swap, dress swap.
- Don't even.
- Now, once you're ready to get a divorce, I'm single.
And we're just gonna do a swap, right, just like a swap.
- That was a good one, Jessel. - I know.
- Can we be done with this convo?
- Speaking of wife swipe, whatever you swipe thing,
would you be mad if she made that comment about David?
- I don't give two ----s.
- Ubah, stop. - You would not give a (BLEEP)?
- Knock it off. - Don't ask me that.
I'm a terrible person to ask that.
- Just hypothetic.
[laughs] - Get out of here, Ubah.
- Ubah, you know that annoys her. Come on.
- I don't like stuff like that. I get very weird.
- She doesn't. She doesn't. She doesn't. She doesn't.
- Stop it. - They are defending Brynn.
And they say they don't care. Liars.
I am not even taking Erin's side.
I'm taking a married woman's side.
I know how I would feel.
It would not fly.
- Get out of here. - Hypothetically.
- Don't start.
- I so much appreciate Ubah right now.
Like, she's just such a loyal friend.
She fully has my back.
And she's speaking up when nobody else did.
- But seriously, I do want to truly, genuinely apologize
for saying that your party was boring.
[tense music]
- You weren't flirting with him?
What were you doing? - It was a ----ing joke.
- It was comedy hour? - Yes, it is,
because the party was ----ing boring.
Your party was not boring.
- It wasn't. - I said it--
- Thank you. - Hang on.
- It was mean. - I said it
because I wanted to hurt you.
I was just very, very hurt because you were accusing me
of something really disgusting that wasn't true.
- I wasn't accusing you of anything.
- You accused me of flirting with your husband.
I've never cheated.
I've never flirted with someone's husband.
I've never done that.
I won't do that, let alone to a friend.
* *
I wouldn't. You know me. I wouldn't.
- I'm just surprised that you're apologizing
about the party being boring but not about...
- Because that was a horribly mean thing to say.
And it wasn't true. And I only said it to hurt you.
- I'm so confused. I'm sorry,
I'm actually, like, very confused.
- What are you confused about?
- I thought that you were gonna apologize
for talking about divorce and wife swap
and making those jokes.
That was worse.
- Well, I--OK.
That was an inappropriate,
like, bad timing to make jokes about that.
So I'm sorry for that.
- Thank you.
You think those are appropriate jokes to make.
- Look-- - Which jokes?
Honey, you weren't there. - At the time--
- And Abe was laughing too. - At the time...
- And--OK. - Abe was laughing.
She was laughing. We were all laughing.
- Sarah was laughing. Everyone was.
- It was all done in a way that, like,
I honestly didn't even think
that you would be upset about it, truly.
- I think it's bullsh--.
I think, like, if someone said that to your husband,
you would be really mad.
Like, that's not true. - It depends on who it is.
- You would be mad. - Look, I--
- I'm hanging out with Brynn. I'm not--
- Tell me what I said then. Abe was laughing.
That's not--Abe was talking... - Abe loves you.
- About getting a divorce. - Listen, don't get me wrong.
- He's like, well, you know I'm a divorce lawyer,
so maybe should I look into it?
- I didn't think it was appropriate.
I'm allowed to have that feeling.
And why do we have to keep-- - And I've already
apologized about it. - And I said thank you.
- Yeah. - So can we all just...
- But I'm trying to-- - Apologize and then move on?
- OK, so I don't get any sort of apologize
for being accused of something that awful?
[laid-back music]
* *
- He was walking up to find me to say our vows,
and that was the joke that you decided to make.
I didn't think it was appropriate.
I'm allowed to have that feeling.
- So I don't get any sort of apologize
for being accused of something that awful?
- I'm supposed to apologize to you?
- Can we just order some food? - Your order.
- OK, amazing. I'm gonna have the snapper.
- Why are you calling him over?
We're having a conversation.
- And maybe a side of rice,
if anybody wants to share.
I have to eat, OK?
Wrap it up, girl.
- I'll do the salmon.
- No, like, we're trying to finish this conversation.
Let's just finish the conversation.
- I'm gonna have the lobster.
- They have rice and beans. - Oh, we just caught it today.
- Ooh! - Freshly caught
from the water. See this beautiful water?
- Yeah. - From there.
- OK.
- I'm gonna have the snapper, please.
- The snapper. Freshly caught again.
- Let's just-- how do we kill this?
Because-- - I just--look.
Can I say something? - You said your piece.
You apologized. - I don't think it's nice--
I don't think-- - How do we kill this?
- Can I respond? - Just hang on.
Let's just--allow us to talk.
We don't need you to referee.
- OK, but I just want-- I'm over it.
- It's ridiculous that I can't ----ing get a word in.
- Just talk. - I'm trying.
The reason I was being normal with you today
is because I know you didn't mean it in a malicious way.
- OK, thank you. - I know that.
- Thank you. - That being said, I just--
all I'm saying is that I think--I thought it was
an inappropriate place to make those types of jokes,
and it hurt my feelings.
Can we just, like, squash it and, like, just move on?
- Yeah. And I am truly sorry.
And I was trying to do a Larry David bit.
And it was bad timing.
Whoa, don't burn your-- oh, that's a fake candle.
- And by the way, Abe does love you.
- I love-- I trademarked Abe the Babe.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah. [laughs]
- Dumbest apology ever.
- I never wanted to really hurt Erin
at her kind of boring party.
- But I don't feel like she was really flirting with Abe.
- I know in my soul of souls that I didn't flirt with Abe.
- Snapper. - Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
- That's messing with someone's family,
and that's, like, something I would never do.
I care too much about her,
and I care too much about our friendship.
And I care way too much about Abe. [laughs]
I have to stop. I can't.
- All right, is there anything else
that we need to clear the air with?
- Yeah, nobody say I look beautiful today.
[laughter]
- Jenna, just-- why don't you guys just--
like, let's just be done with it.
[tense music]
- Who doesn't prefer business over coach?
- That's not why I didn't come with you, and you know it.
* *
- I'll be back.
- Do you actually believe that I didn't come
with you because I didn't want to fly in coach?
Like, seriously, do you actually believe that?
- Honestly, I--I-- - Seriously?
You really believe that?
- I do.
* *
- It was not the case at all.
- I think that's, like, a big part of it.
- And it really wasn't.
I don't think anything you say
while you are post-op from anesthesia
should be held against you.
I don't think that's fair.
[whispers] I didn't want to fly coach.
The only thing I remember from my post-op haze
is there was soup involved.
But beyond that, I literally have no idea--
although I did fly business.
But I still get a pass for that because who cares.
- And by the way, it was coming from, like, a good place.
We wanted you to be part of it.
- I don't think you guys gave a sh--
whether I was there on the plane or not.
- That's not true.
See, maybe that's the problem.
- It never would have occurred to me
that you would have cared. - But why?
- You exclude yourself.
- You give us gifts instead of, like, connecting.
- There are gifts over there, and you get to pick a present.
That one's for you, Jessel. - Oh, my goodness.
- I've just been collecting all these presents
for you guys for the past two months.
- Which, by the way, I love all the gifts.
Keep giving them please, because they're lovely.
But if it's gonna continue to be like,
keep giving me dope sh-- but then not sharing--
like, you tell random strangers what your real name is
in the store with your brother, and I have to hear it from Sai.
And, like--and I've shared so much with you.
And I feel like I don't know much about you.
I don't know much about your personal life.
- I mean, I feel like I got to know you
a little bit better through interviewing other people.
- My name is not my real name.
So my name was Judith when I was growing up.
- I'm looking at our friend group,
and it makes me feel like
Jenna doesn't feel comfortable sharing with us.
- Are you dating now? - I am.
- Who's the lucky lady? - [chuckles]
- How are you feeling? I know that you
and your girlfriend broke up.
Probably don't want to talk about it.
- Mm.
- We have to change this situation.
* *
- And I totally-- I can appreciate that.
But I think that if someone is struggling,
like, for instance, I remember sitting across from that girl.
And she was shaking so badly.
And so by talking about something that happened to me,
it, like, felt a little easier for her.
I knew it would take the focus off of her.
- But you're standing there talking about a model
who sits there crying and shaking in front of you.
I've cried and shaked in front of you,
and you didn't tell me that your real name was Judith.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute.
Those two things have nothing to do with each other.
There hasn't been an opportunity
for me to be like, hey, by the way,
did you know my name is not Jenna?
Like, on what planet does that make sense?
- The only time that my brother and sister and I lived
with my parents was the first six months of my life.
And we lived in, like, section 8 housing, whatever.
- Just so you know, my name was Judith when I was growing up.
- Oh, my God! - What?
- Stop. - Got to read the room.
- Why are you in this conversation?
- I don't know. I'm not really sure
why I'm getting called out for it.
That's not the moment for me to start talking about myself.
- If you had started talking about yourself
in that moment, I would have slapped you.
I mean, that was, like, not the moment.
- I'll say that I did feel like
you opened up a lot at your apartment.
- Everything hurts and can't brush my teeth.
And I feel gross. - You can't?
- I can brush the top, but they don't want me
to brush down the bottom. - Can I see anything or...
Oh, whoa. Whoa.
What is that? - So the reason I'm having
all this work done is because I don't--
none of my teeth in my mouth are my own.
- I think maybe you're just a little bit more guarded,
and it takes a little bit more time.
- Yeah, I am ----ing guarded.
I have been ----ed so many times.
And that has nothing to do with you guys.
And, like, if that comes off as not wanting to participate
or not wanting to try or not wanting to be a friend,
like, I apologize. That's not my intention at all.
- Realest thing you've said. - Yeah.
- We appreciate that.
- And notice how we all shut the (BLEEP) up?
[laughter] - And super nice.
You OK?
- Yeah.
- [laughs]
- Jenna, be careful. That fish has so much bones.
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
Really a lot of them.
- Don't feel bad, Jenna.
- I'm--I'm OK.
- Are you? - I'm great.
- You're not.
- I'm fine.
- I'm gonna cry.
- Baby, don't.
[midtempo music]
- I'm sorry.
- It's OK.
- [sighs]
- It's tough. I know it's tough. It's tough.
- [laughs] - I know it's tough.
It's tough. - I just took a bunch of bones.
- Come here. - Bones.
- Bones. There's so many.
- We love you, Jenna.
- Yeah.
- Aw. - It's so hard.
- I think this concept of, like, opening up,
it's not, like, easy for me.
Like, I grew up in a very quiet house.
My mom had really severe Asperger's,
which means there was no noise in our house.
So we weren't allowed to talk.
And she was a piano teacher,
so there was no noise at all.
We couldn't have the television on.
I had to go to my room and just be quiet after school.
And my mom didn't have any friends.
And so I just didn't grow up with that.
I didn't know she had Asperger's.
And I didn't really know what was going on
until I was 44.
Like, I didn't grow up with anyone really wanting to--
and I'm not trying to paint a sob story.
I'm really not. - No, that's not. That's not.
- Jenna, this is not a sob story.
This is your story. - Yeah.
- One of the things that is a side effect
of my mother's disorder is, like,
there's zero emotion--zero.
There is just--
When I was a kid, I didn't know anything else.
- And it helps us understand then
stuff and why you do things... - I understand.
- Because then when you don't tell us stuff,
then we think, you know--
- We make things up.
- We make an ass out of assuming the worst.
- I understand, but don't assume then, just ask.
- OK. - How about not assume?
How about give me the benefit of the doubt first?
- Yeah. - And nothing is ever
as it seems, ever.
There's always something underneath.
- You're so right about that. - No one's bad.
No one--people are just broken.
We're all just ----ing broken, and it's just like--
- None of us are perfect.
- But what I mean is, like, everyone's had their sh--.
I know for a fact that out of you four,
none of you ----ing had it easy.
I know not as much of your story,
not because you're hiding it, but just because I haven't,
like, heard much about the way you've grown up.
- Yeah. - I don't know
anything about how you grew up, to be honest.
- Me neither. - Not one thing.
- Yeah, what's up with you, Jessel?
- I don't know. What can I tell you guys?
My parents are from Africa,
and we came to England as immigrants.
Yeah, a lot of people actually don't know that.
It's kind of crazy because, obviously, I'm Indian.
- Really?
- But my grandfather had to move
from India to East Africa for work.
- OK. - And so my parents were
actually born in Kenya, which is, like--
- Oh, wow. - And you were born...
- I was born in London.
- Oh, my gosh. - Yeah.
They were forced out of their homes in East Africa
because there was a lot of political unrest.
And they had it super tough,
like, brutal.
My mom's two brothers decided that they wanted
to become photographers, and so they moved to Paris
and were sleeping on park benches.
And they were eating scraps,
and they were basically homeless.
My Uncle Max basically was discovered by Yohji Yamamoto.
[playful music]
- I'm so confused.
- Jessel, how did you grow up?
"My uncle is a great photographer."
- In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
And guess what? Jessel's parents from Kenya,
like, somehow jumped on board, and they got to the Mayflower.
And they all ended up in London.
- I wanted to be in fashion.
So at the age of, like, 22, I went to New York.
Um, I had no money.
I mean, I thought I would be doing runway shows,
and I was ----ing packing boxes my entire year of interning.
It was ----ing--it sucked.
It was brutal.
- [gasps] Oh, my God.
You had to unpack boxes?
So brutal.
You want to talk about brutal?
I was selling bras at Sears
for $6 an hour, OK?
That was brutal.
- When you said, "It seems like you're
used to being catered to,"
I actually didn't have anything growing up.
I'm not used to being catered to.
I am Indian living in, like, you know,
a country that's not really mine.
That's kind of why I got upset with that comment.
- I think it's the British accent.
- You don't feel like you're catered to
by your parents at all?
- 100%, no.
- Pavit, like, when you see fingerprints,
can you just clean it up?
Because it just-- it accumulates.
- Every time we see something, we clean, Jessel.
- Then how come nothing looks clean?
- Guys, we're gonna put the kids down.
- Well, let me take them in, please.
- So I'm not helping you.
- You're "The Simple Life" Paris Hilton.
You're the Indian version-- - I don't know if that's
a good thing. - It's hilarious.
- It's amazing. - I don't have a Chihuahua.
- "I don't have a Chihuahua." - Should I get a Chihuahua?
- You don't open up, you get sh--.
You open up, you get sh--.
- I know, it's like-- [laughter]
- All right, guys, it's been a really long day.
- I need a bed. - Let's go back
to this beautiful villa that I own.
[laughter]
And, like, let's just go hang.
- Wasn't this the right shoe choice?
- Thank you so much. - So good.
I'm still chewing on my way out.
[upbeat music]
- It's good that you didn't fly with us
because it was ghetto.
- You know, when TSA said, "Do you have anything else?"
No, just this WAP. [laughter]
- I don't get it. - Did you say that today?
Is that how you got us into-- is that what you said to Roger?
- Oh, my God. - Do you have any liquid?
No, just this WAP.
- Wow.
- I don't get it.
- Jenna, do you know what WAP is?
- Yeah, wet ass pussy. - There you go!
- You said "white" or "wet"?
- Wet. - Wet ass pussy.
- You thought it was white?
- Jenna, do you know what white people are?
- That is the dumbest term I've ever heard.
"Wet ass pussy"? - Jenna, high five to that.
- OK, wait, wait. [laughter]
- It's confusing.
I mean, I'm only 35.
I'm the youngest one of this group.
And I'm the only confused one?
It's a weird thing to say.
I think it's disgusting, and I don't like it.
Wet ass pussy. - How is it disgusting?
- Are you saying wet ass and pussy?
- No. - Are you saying wet ass pussy?
[overlapping chatter] - No!
- I get it. But it doesn't work.
- Yes, it does work. - Wet ass pussy--
- Erin just doesn't know sh--
about pop culture.
- Erin listens to ABBA.
She's not gonna know what WAP is.
- The proximity.
They're both wet.
And I don't want to be a WAP, by the way.
I don't want to talk about my ass being wet.
Like, it's--ugh.
- This is the fun you!
This is the fun you we need!
- Wet ass pussy.
[laughter]
- Coming up...
- Do you want to see my boobs?
Do you want to? - Yes.
- I'll take that. - Do you want to?
- Yes. - I do.
I want to see your boobs. - Only Jenna.
[upbeat music]
* *
- You're awake?
- Hi.
- What time is it?
* *
- (BLEEP).
- I just need a few photos of myself.
Content creator's life never stops.
I'm in a beautiful environment.
Why not capture the footage?
Your girl's gotta share.
- Hello, Levi. Are you doing your hair?
[chuckles] - It was blue a second ago.
- I can't believe I'm gone 24 hours,
and Levi's hair is already blue.
- [laughs]
It's been a very chaotic morning.
- You, like, have that, like, "just got ----ed" bedhead.
- Are you kidding? This is weave.
And guess what?
I'm going back to scarves.
- Listen, if anyone can rock a scarf, it's you.
- What a sh-- show that dinner was.
- If I was Jenna, I would have thrown, like,
the beef tartare at people.
- By the way, Brynn is so ridiculous.
She's like, "You open up to a stranger.
You never open up to me" about Thanksgiving.
I'm like, nobody could open up
on Thanksgiving. - It's not the same thing.
- People were holding space for you.
- Brynn, like, spirals sometimes.
I have, like, no idea what she's saying sometimes.
- She doesn't match things, like...
- Yeah. - The right--
- It's like, we're talking about something here--
- It's either too much salt or too much sugar.
Like, do you measure your sh--?
Anyways, I'm gonna meditate for, like, five minutes...
- Yeah. - So I can be a better
human being to you guys.
- OK, bye. I'm gonna brush my teeth.
* *
- OK.
I'm not into any of them.
[beachy music]
* *
- Good morning.
- Hi.
You want to go outside? - I do.
Do you want to grab something first?
- I'll just grab that.
- You want coffee?
Look at those abs.
Thank you. - You're welcome.
- I brought my tripod.
I got all my sh--. - Good idea.
- I mean, who else is gonna take my photo?
So how do we feel about last night?
- I feel like Brynn's apology was heartfelt.
- Yeah, I thought that was sincere.
- Yeah.
There she is. - Oh, look at you.
- Speak of the devil.
- Yeah.
Agh! - You look cute.
- We said nothing but good things.
Just talking about last night.
- Yeah? - I was saying how I felt like
your apology was really heartfelt.
And I was really happy that...
- Aw. - We moved past it.
- Yeah, me too. - And I'm happy you guys, like,
buried the hatchet. - Yeah.
- Cheers, guys. - Cheers.
- I love this place.
I never want to leave. - I know. Me too.
- I'm so happy everybody's happy.
- So happy. - Of course.
- Good morning. - Hello, my love.
- Hi.
You look like a neon highlighter.
- Good morning, Miss Jenna. - Good morning.
- Is everyone feeling pumped for today?
- Pumped AF. - Hells yeah.
- So what are we doing?
- We're just hanging out at the beach.
We're drinking.
- Nice.
- Have you seen these girls?
- Oh, fun. - Oh, thank you so much.
- You're welcome. - All of them look
insane in a bathing suit.
I haven't worn shorts since I was,
you know, in seventh grade.
- Oh, hello.
- Oh!
- Finally, welcome.
- This is how she makes the money, kids.
Look at that ass. - Come on in, hottie.
- You look like a-- - I love the back.
- This is, like, what every rap song is made of.
- Yeah, I love that. [laughter]
- How did you sleep? - I'm OK.
I got up early and meditated.
- Aww. - It's OK.
Sorry. - Don't be sorry.
- Listen, first of all,
you're going through a breakup.
Like, that's hard.
- OK.
- If you need me to, like, bake you a cake
or throw you a party, I'm your girl.
- Do you want to see my boobs? - Thank you.
- Do you want to? - Yes.
- I'll take that. - Do you want to?
- Yes. - No.
- I do. I want to see your boobs.
- Only Jenna. - Yes.
- You've never seen her boobs?
- I'm dying to see your boobs.
Can you just show me your boobs?
- Show me just, like, a lil' nip.
- She's got a good nip too. - I know.
I do. I have great nip. - All you do is tease me.
- Oh, you know that you're supposed to match
the color of your lips to...
- I saw that.
- Your nipple. - Your nipple?
- My nipples are black.
Like, I don't understand. - Let me see.
No, they're not. - This is not what--
- That's not black.
- That's not-- - You're gorgeous.
- Thank you. - It's, like, a burgundy brown.
- No, I'm not walking around
with burgundy brown in the summer.
- Whose that hair in the-- - It's probably yours.
- It's probably mine. - [gagging]
- Where? - It's definitely not
the chef's.
- Well, mine's tied up.
- There's wind. - It's probably the--
- [gagging] - Can you cover your mouth?
- This is disgusting.
Just stop playing with your hair.
We have food.
Let's not touch hair here.
- OK, Mom. - Oh, my God.
This is disgusting. - God, what's going on?
[overlapping chatter]
- OK, diva. - No one's touching hair.
- I remember the very first time I came into the kitchen
with my hairbrush, and my grandmother ripped it
out of my hands and smacked me and sent me out of the room.
- Wait, were you close to your grandmas?
- That's not OK. - No, she was not very nice.
- Oh. - There was not a lot
of closeness in my-- - Yeah.
- Do you think that you're more affectionate
because you didn't really get that much affection
as a child? - Oh, yeah.
Like, I'm a little, like, smotherer.
- Yeah. - When it comes to my children,
I smother them with love.
And so sometimes I'm kind of like, am I doing too much?
I'm sure my son and daughter are so tired
of me saying, hey, guess what? I love you.
[laughter] - That's so funny.
I say it to my son all the time.
So no one said it to you when you were growing up?
- I don't really recall us talking about--
and my mom was very-- my mom loved me.
And that's one thing I would never take away from her.
My mother was an alcoholic for a long period of time.
Growing up and watching her morph
into someone that I don't even know...
- That's hard. - Was very hard for me.
[choking up] I did everything to take care of her.
No matter what, I kept trying and trying and trying.
And it just--it didn't work.
She wasn't my mom.
It started when I was 16, I think,
was, like, when I really saw a difference.
She would wake up and drink, and she would drink all day.
And she just became this person who was no longer my mother.
She wasn't the person that I grew up with.
She was just someone who was completely different.
She was always in trouble.
It was like having a teenager. - Right.
- Because if I gave her money...
- Yeah. - She wouldn't eat.
She would drink it.
When she drinks, she gets very angry.
she says things to me, and I'm like,
I work so hard not to be like you.
- To just get where you are and then to also overcome
all that stuff, it's not like you just did what you did,
which would be enough of itself.
To do that in addition to every ----ing obstacle--
- Anyway, fast-forward, she died.
- No. - Oh, my God.
- She had a heart attack
in a park by herself.
- Oh, (BLEEP). - [choking up] Sai.
- She had a heart attack
in a park by herself.
- Oh, (BLEEP). - [choking up] Sai.
- They put her in the hospital, and she was on breathing tubes.
And I went to see her.
My mom loves her eyebrows.
She also has no eyebrows. [light laughter]
She has zero.
And she used to do this thing
where she would draw them on with black liner.
So she would look super scary.
[laughter]
And so I saw her.
And I went in. And I had my whole suitcase.
And I opened it. And I said,
you can't go out like this with no eyebrows.
- Aw. - And I did her eyebrows.
- That's so sweet. - And I played salsa music.
And I called my family on FaceTime.
And I said, everyone needs to say goodbye
because I'm taking her off these tubes.
[midtempo music]
I said, I want everybody to say something funny
and, like, a good memory of her.
Let's not remember her in this terrible disease that she has.
It's a constant-- it's a constant battle.
It's a part of me. But at the end of the day,
I also just want to remind people
that my mother was not a bad person.
Yeah.
Now my mother's ashes are
in a shopping bag in my closet.
In a shopping bag. - The most fabulous place.
It's the most fabulous place. - I mean, kind of amazing.
- By the way, it's very apropos.
[laughter] She's in your closet.
- Just the fact that that's there
and she knows it's there, it's just heartbreaking.
I hope it's an Hermès bag or a Chanel bag.
You wouldn't want that to be, you know, Target or Walmart.
Have you thought about, like,
where you would ever want to spread her a--
I mean, you're not gonna keep her in a shopping bag forever.
- I was actually thinking about a way
to, like, plant some tree.
I was looking into it,
and planting her in our house upstate.
- Oh, I love that.
- You know, it's so funny how you see people's lives.
Nobody knows that's what people are dealing with.
- No way. - Right?
- I honestly cannot imagine
surviving what Sai has survived.
I've survived a lot.
But I don't think I would be able to.
My mom was my rock.
But, you know, the beautiful thing is,
she's such a good mom.
And I think sometime we are something
that we didn't have.
You go through all that,
and you still shine through it.
- Oh, there's hair in this now.
- Yeah. What did I say?
[gagging]
- Let's go hang out.
Let's go grab, um--
- [gagging] - Let's go grab,
like, a little beach bag, some towels.
Is there towels down there?
- Oh, my God. - Ubah.
- You haven't even had a drink. - This is disgusting.
- I'm taking this with me.
[upbeat music]
- I'm gonna switch to white wine.
- Do you guys have a straw? I just need a straw.
- A straw? - Yeah.
- Are my kids alive?
- Your kids are definitely alive.
- Pavit, this villa, we have to bring the babies.
I mean, well, actually maybe not the babies.
It's a ----ing hazard.
But how sick is this?
- That's ridiculous. - I mean, un----ing-real.
And, like, we have our own private beach.
- Holy--and you have amazing Wi-Fi.
- We have amazing Wi-Fi. And it's hot.
- I might fly in with the kids today.
- No, no, please don't (BLEEP) up my peace.
- Oh, OK.
- All right, guys, let's go to the beach.
- My dad, the way he pronounces beach is "bitch."
- That's awesome. - He's like,
let's go to the bitch. - Let's go to the bitch.
- Do we need to wait for Ubah?
- Yeah, where's Ubah? - Oh, she's taking some rest.
- What?
- No, yeah, she's sleeping.
- I think we should all shoot content today,
different types of content.
- I'ma do staircase.
- Please don't fall though.
- Yeah, this is dangerous.
- Oh, wow.
- * Jumping over shoulder *
* This is my exposure *
- Holy sh--, is that our little, like, beach hut?
- We have a beach hut?
This is ----ing gorge.
Do you think my husband would notice
if I just don't come home?
- I think so. - Why don't we send him
little reminders? [laughter]
- Let's do a photo shoot, Jessel, right now.
- I'll send him a nipple pic. No, no, no, no.
- I think it's a great idea. - OK, ready, Jessel?
This is what you're gonna do in your video to Pavit.
- [vocalizing]
- OK, why don't I just film you and send that to him
because he'll get way more excited.
- [shrieks] [laughter]
- Get in there.
Get it in there.
- Hi, ladies, can I get you anything to drink?
- Yes. - What are you having?
- Do you guys wanna do shots? - Shots?
- No, Jessel. - Yeah, yeah, shots, shots!
- You wore a bathing suit.
- I wear a bathing suit. I just won't wear it
without anything over it.
If I looked like Sai or Brynn or any of them,
none of this conversation would be happening.
One side, I have this scar here.
And then it's darker here and lighter here.
You get to walk one day in my skin,
and then we'll talk.
- Ooh, glow oil.
- [whispering] I wanna get Jessel drunk.
- Let's get her wasted. - Don't you think?
- Yes. Let's get her wasted.
- Tried to go literally across the street from my apartment
with the kids for, like, a dinner--my parents were here.
- We gotta get her drunk and then send Pavit pictures.
Like, we really do. - A lot of pics.
Yeah. - They need to (BLEEP).
- And I had to ----ing call the nanny to come pick them up.
- She was like, the only way we'll do it
is if we go on this vacation, but they haven't gone.
- But maybe it's, like, harder with twins?
- Maybe, but, like, sometimes, like--
just, like, go in the closet, like, for a sec.
- [laughs] Do you really?
- Yeah. You do what you gotta do.
- You gotta do what you gotta do.
- It's honestly a ----ing sh-- show.
- If I didn't have sex for a year and a half,
I'd be in a mental institute.
That's where I'd be.
- Look at you, beauty. - I took a nap.
- Erin, will you do it with me? Will you sun your yoni?
- Like, put my vagina in the sun?
- Nobody's up there looking.
- No. There are.
Look, there's people everywhere.
- No, they're not.
- I'll go like this. - Sh--.
- You guys are actually doing a vag display?
- God, you're so classy. She's not gonna do that.
- [laughs] You have to pay money to see that sh--.
- Yeah, this thing is-- - This is like--
this is like the Met Museum right here.
There's an admission fee.
- Jessel, do you know
what the Sanskrit word is for yoni?
- No. - It's your sacred life force.
It's your vagina. - Oh. [laughs]
- So your yin energy, feminine energy,
and yoni, it's your life source.
We always have this area covered.
You're supposed to let the yang,
the sun's vitamin Ds, penetrate you.
- What I'm hearing from you... - So you just have to do it
for 15 minutes. - Is you want me to frickin'
put my vag... - I'm a certified yoga teacher.
- To the sun. - We didn't learn this
in yoga training, but this is what I studied.
- You cannot.
- We're here in order to let loose
and have a good time.
And I think if Jessel just kind of
releases a little bit,
then she'll have an even bigger release
when she's back home with Pavit.
- All right, should we do a photo shoot?
- All right, guys, let's have some fun!
- It wouldn't be a proper photo shoot without props.
- Oh, God. - Oh, my God!
Where did you come with the conch?
- So proud of you, Brynn. I love that you're--
I'm just gonna take a--OK. [laughter]
- And then give me the shell. Give me the shell.
- I cannot.
- I am in love with this.
- You're ----ing brilliant.
- Stand up like this? - Yeah.
No, no. Go--yeah, like that, and then--yeah.
- I cannot. This is amazing.
- Brynn, this is amazing.
- Jessel, do you want to get in?
- Well, Jenna, you have to get in too.
- Ready, set, go. What is this?
- No, babe, not even happening.
But you get in. - What about you?
- Jessel, you get in. - I'm coming, I'm coming.
Lord. - Get in.
- I'm obsessed.
[upbeat music]
Yes, please. Oh, oh, wow.
Work it. Work it.
- Jenna, do it. - OK, OK.
- I want to be a director.
I'm going back to picture taking.
Sit where you are. Sit where you are.
Sit, sit, sit. Sit, sit, sit, sit.
- OK, let's all sit in a trio.
- OK. - Oh, it's gonna fall.
- Yeah, sit like that. - I think they should do it
with none of their tops on and just holding.
- I mean, I'll do that.
- There we go.
There we go.
Erin, just arch your back. Yeah.
- And then look to me, OK.
Make love to my camera.
- That's amazing.
- Hashtag "Visit Anguilla."
- Let's go, bitch!
- Hold on, you guys!
[all squealing]
- Hi, kids, what time do you want lunch?
I mean, I feel like I'm missing out.
But I--you know, this is not a new experience for me.
This has been like this since I was a little kid, so...
There we go. OK.
- Coming up...
- You know I love you, but I don't believe your story
about the embryo thing. - Why would she lie about that?
- Why the (BLEEP) would I lie
about something like that, Erin?
[upbeat music]
* *
- All right, guys, let's roll.
It's time to eat.
I am so hungry.
- I'm starving.
After this, I'm taking 45 shots.
- (BLEEP) yeah. - And I'm gonna be wasted
on the beach.
[laughs] - Brynn's in it.
- Anything you do, I'll do. - OK.
- This is me: OK, Erin, what do you want to do?
Let's do it. Let's do it.
* *
- Oh, darling!
We are in the island, island, island life!
- So we'll just order from here and then sit down.
- And I'm getting the entire dessert menu.
- Don't you love this place? It's dope.
- So cute.
- This looks empty. Shall we?
- Yeah, let's sit right here.
- Oh, my God. This is a view.
OK, this beach... - Is it wet?
- Is not angry like our beach.
- This is gorge.
Good job. - So cute, right?
- Good find. - Thanks.
Oh, I didn't get-- I didn't get my drink.
- What do you want? - Me neither.
- They're gonna bring it. - Did you order something?
- I ordered waters and stuff.
- They're gonna bring it. - What do you want?
- Oh, my God. Is that food for us already?
- That looks delicious. - Yeah.
- As soon as the rest of it is ready, we'll bring it over.
- Great. Thank you. - Oh, good. This one's mine.
- Wow.
- Brynn, can we talk about your dating life?
- What do you want to know? What do you want to know?
- Are you dating? Like, what's going on with it?
Can we hook you up with someone?
- Dating life is good.
I was very hardcore in the summer.
I was going on, like, three dates a day.
I was husband hunting.
- How do you date three times in one day?
How does that even happen? - Coffee, drinks, and dinner.
- What are you looking for?
- I want someone who wants a family.
- OK. - I want to be a mom.
- OK. - I love that you're steadfast
in that now. - Yes, right?
- Yeah. - I gotta figure my sh-- out.
I'm not 27 anymore.
I act like I am, and ----ing I'm not.
- Save your eggs. - These eggs aren't gonna
scramble themselves. - Did you freeze?
- No. - You should.
- I saved mine. - You did?
- Yeah. - I don't know.
- I love that you did that. - It's just the injections,
the thing, the weight gain. - That sh-- is expensive too.
- It's expensive. - The way women says about it,
it kind of scares everybody.
- Yeah. - It's really not.
You just need a good three weeks, and you can do it.
- And it's fine? - And it's fine.
You don't get bloated. - When I went in
for the intake though, they started educating me.
They're like, well, you know, not just freezing eggs.
Embryo's the best. And on the intake form,
"Can you just write down who you'd like to do embryos with?"
Because embryos are more viable.
- Wait, what? - 20 minutes in, the intake--
- No, they didn't do that to me.
- They made me say the name.
- I'm gonna give you my doctor.
- So I'm literally going through my phone,
and I'm like, yo, so-- - I've never heard that.
[overlapping chatter] - No one says that.
You go to freeze your eggs, they tell you to get an embryo,
call somebody on the phone?
No. - I had to name how many kids--
- Ubah, that's a weird lie.
That's a weird lie.
I'm a girl's girl, and I have so many girlfriends.
And I've just never heard of a location asking
for you to go through your phone contact list
and hit up some guys to give you some jizz for an embryo.
You know I love you, but I don't believe your story
about the embryo thing.
- What?
- [laughs] I don't believe it.
- Why would she lie about that?
- About them asking? - I just--I can't--
you went to a place, and they said, check your phone,
and let's text some guys and get an embryo.
- There's a lot of stuff I could lie about,
and that's not one of them. - OK.
So I'll find the next one.
- OK.
- All right, all right. - That's weird. I don't know.
- It just sounded like a crazy story.
- Which is why I shared it, because it's weird, right?
- Very weird. If they do that, they should be in trouble.
- They educated me on the fact that it's more viable--
- It's just more money. These people are just--
it's like Bergdorf. You buy something,
you also can like this.
- It literally is. It's like an add-on.
OK, and do you want cheese on top of that?
Do you want sour cream, extra guacamole?
- Yeah, - It, like, adds up.
- You say stuff like that,
and that's actually really messed up.
- How is that so--like-- - Why the (BLEEP)
would I lie about something like that, Erin?
- I don't know. - Get real.
- God, so sensitive.
[tense music]
- Yeah, let's go.
- We can't ever get through one lunch or dinner or meal.
- They have a very toxic relationship.
Two minutes, they're gonna start kissing.
- I was kidding. Gosh.
Like, you're so touchy.
- We just made up hours ago.
And it's like, was all that nothing, you know?
Because immediately you're accusing me of lying,
and, again, about something serious to me.
- All right, let's go.
- Did that sound like a normal story?
Do you think that really happened?
- No, you know what I've noticed is that she--
what she does-- - She embellishes.
- She thinks she catches you in something.
- Yeah. - Oh, yeah, she does do that.
- She's like, oh, but wait, what?
- Can I say something?
I am sorry I used the word "lie."
And I feel bad about it.
- Thank you.
* *
It feels like, from having so much
fun in the sun in the morning
to having absolutely no ----ing fun at all.
There's a part of me that wants to just, like,
grab my bags and dip.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Ooh! Oh, sh--, sorry.
* *
Come in.
- Hi, buns. - Hi, boo bear.
Where have you been? How you feeling?
You OK? - I'm good.
I'm tired. - Yeah.
I think we all are a little, just a little sleepy.
- So I was just thinking,
I'm so tired, and I don't want to be rude
because I'm so appreciative of everything and you hosting.
But I'm gonna sit this one out. I'm just tired.
- OK. Are you sure you're all right?
- Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just tired.
- OK, I get it.
At the end of the day, I would never want
to make you feel horrible.
And I shouldn't have brought it up at all.
Brynn, can we talk about your dating life?
- What do you want to know? What do you want to know?
- Are you dating? Like, what's going on with it?
- Thank you for saying that.
I think after a little me time
and a really nice, good night's sleep
in my bedroom that's bigger than all the rest of theirs,
I'm hoping that I'm gonna wake up and feel differently.
- Time-out. - OK.
- But I have to tell you, this is your only time-out.
- Oh, this is my only time-out, Mom?
[laughing] - Enjoy your time wisely.
- OK. Are you good? - I love you.
Sorry again about today.
- Thank you, Mom. - Love you.
- Knock, knock, Erin.
- Hi. - Hi.
So I just went and talked to Sai.
We're each allowed, I guess, a time-out.
I'm gonna take a time-out, and I'm not gonna go to dinner.
I just want to, like, chill and rest.
And she approved it and da, da, da.
And I just wanted to make sure that you didn't think
that I was mad at you, and I'm not mad at you.
- I just felt so bad.
- Don't feel bad. It's OK.
And I'm sensitive. - I know.
Is this cute enough for you?
- It looks really bad.
[laughter] It looks like sh--.
- I'm coming in here. - Yeah.
Thanks. - OK, listen,
I love you so much.
Seeing you like this is, like, beyond heartbreaking.
You more than anyone. I don't know why.
I just really love you, Brynn.
- I love you too. And, I mean,
I know you were just, like, joking,
and I'm just being sensitive, so like--
- First of all, you are so beautiful.
And I feel like now that you've figured out what you want...
- Yeah. - You're gonna get it.
- Yes. I agree.
- I feel bad.
Like, clearly she's upset.
This is about her having a baby,
and I get it.
And I'm really happy
that she wasn't putting the blame on me.
I think she realizes it was
just kind of a miscommunication.
Wait, I'm sad you're not coming
because, like, I selfishly want you there.
But I'm gonna be George Washington tonight.
- [laughs]
You kind of look like him.
You kind of look like George.
You ----ing Federalist.
- Here I am.
- Hey, guys, here I am.
Is there a declaration I need to sign?
[laughs]
- Next time
on "The Real Housewives of New York City"...
- Last night, I hear-- [exhales sharply]
[laughter] - Wait, did you record it?
all: [chanting] Play it. Play it.
- Touch your tongue to mine.
- Oh, my God.
- Look at that. - [buzzing tongue]
- Oh, my goodness. - Tastes like sunscreen.
[laughter]
- I feel like Jessel hears your story,
she hears Sai's story, and she wants the same story.
But it's like, that's not your story.
- And that's OK.
- Do you know what your new name should be?
It should be Queen of Assumption,
because you assume sh-- about everyone.
- Good one. - Your story is about
your parents coming from Kenya.
- Is that not part of my story?
- No, we want to know about you!
- Guess what? - Get out of my face.
- I'm not gonna get out of your face.
- Get aw-- - Take these glasses
when you're talking to me. - Excuse me?