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- Oh, I'm thinking about having Aunt Sufia fly out next week.
We'll probably do some cooking.
Will you eat some rice and beans?
- [speaking Spanish]
- What exactly is bothering you
about going out to get investors?
- Maybe because of the job that I have, being a model,
because there's never free lunch.
- So I'm having a staycation, finally.
- Are you gonna have sex? - (BLEEP) yes!
[punchy music]
- [laughs] Wear that to dinner.
- There was a point where I had $20 in my bank account.
- Having 20 bucks in my bank account
was a dream when I was young.
- She hears Sai's story, she hears Ubah's story,
and she wants the same story,
but it's like, that's not your story.
- And that's okay. - Exactly.
- When you were telling your story about your mom,
I also had, like, a similar situation.
Uncle Nitin, he was an alcoholic.
- Babe, it's apples and oranges with my story.
I'm done.
Check.
[upbeat music]
- The secret ingredient?
Darling, it's me.
- My lashes may be fake,
but I definitely keep it real.
- I'm a true New Yorker.
The only bull I'll take is by the horns.
- I always bring the flavor.
It's not my fault you don't have any taste.
- In New York, there's a lot of bad apples,
but I'm the baddest of the bunch.
- I love to laugh, but make me mad,
and I'll date your dad.
- * All the way, all the way, to the midnight hour *
* All the way *
- Yo, yo, yo, can you hear me?
- What's up? - Nothing.
- Yeah.
- I got a little bit of COVID, but...
- Oh. - I'm so over it.
- That's good. - What's up?
- Oh, really?
- Is she blacked out?
- Oh, good. Having an awesome time?
[laughs]
- * All the way, all the way *
- Gorgeous. I love it.
Beautiful. Great, Ubah.
- How many guys did you already turn down?
- They don't know I'm gonna turn them down.
I wanna wait until the 13--midnight.
- You're like, "You still have a chance till"...
- Yeah, yeah. - "Till 11:59 p.m."
- Uh-huh. - Go.
Wow, she's giving me Iman right now, actually.
She nailed it.
That's a wrap. - Whoo!
- * To the midnight hour *
- What cup would you like? - The yellow one.
- No, I don't want anything without a top in our room.
You want this one? Okay.
- * All the way, all the way *
- Here, babe.
[phone chimes]
Hey, girl. - Oh, my God.
I was just burping. [both laugh]
- So glad I caught you mid-burp.
- What are you doing?
- I just got home from the Craft Studio.
- I gotta tell you about this lunch
that I went on with Jessel.
It was so ----ing awkward.
- I'm gonna sit down for this.
I think it's gonna be a long one.
[chill music]
[Popeye barks, howls]
- Sorry, sorry, sorry. Stop!
Hi. - How are you?
- Ooh, you look so glam. - I got some flowers for you.
- Aww, you're so sweet.
Brandon's here. Ooh. - Oh, my goodness.
Hi! - Hi, darling.
- I was hoping to see you. - Oh, me too.
It's so good to see you. - So good to see you.
What are you whipping up? Thank you.
- Oh, just a little snack for you guys.
- Oh, my God. You're so good.
Okay, what are you doing this weekend?
- I'm working, and then I go to Scotland on Sunday.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I was invited by a brand,
and they are flying me out and doing, like, a spa weekend
in an insane countryside.
I can't wait.
- Are you excited to go to Scotland?
- I'm so excited. It just looks, like, gorgeous.
- Do you understand their accent?
- No, not a word. - [laughs]
I have this really good friend,
like, who lives there, who actually lives,
like, right down the street... - Yeah.
- And every time I'm like...
- What? [laughs]
It's like Ubah-- you need subtitles.
- I can't believe I'm gonna miss couples' night.
I know you guys are going.
- It would be really great
to do something, like,
all the husbands and just, like, a couples' event.
So bring a date, or even just a friend,
and we're gonna go to Swingers,
like, a restaurant that has mini golf.
- Speaking of couples' night--
- [gasps] We did the deed.
- [gasps] Wait, seriously? - [laughs] Yeah. I know.
- Jessel! - [laughs]
- Oh, my God. - I can't justify
why it took so long.
I just think that there was something emotional
in both of us that just, like, couldn't.
- I'm so proud. - Thank you. [laughs]
- Oh, they had sex? - Yeah.
She's like, "Yeah, it took me 25 minutes
to warm up down there."
- What?
- I'm like, "Are you a ----ing oven?
Does everybody need to preheat you?"
- And he went down on her or something?
- Is the kids there?
I don't wanna say this in front of the kids.
- Yeah, let's wait for the kids to get out of here.
No, there's no slime in that. - [exclaims]
- Go downstairs, and please give Daddy the slime.
- That's what happens when you have three kids.
- I know. This helps.
- The psychology behind all of this, it's just--
it's not black and white.
- Everyone's so afraid to be honest
'cause people are judgmental. Like, "What's wrong with you?"
Something--you know? And it's-- - Well, that's what Sai--
I mean, I had lunch with Sai, and the reason why I wanted
to have lunch with her was to-- I felt like there was tension
in Anguilla between the two of us.
I mean, I'm sure you saw. - Right.
- And I just wanted to address it.
I was running late, and I felt so bad, and--
- How late were you?
- Like, 15 minutes. - Oh.
- Lunch was at 11:00. She gets there
at 11:35 or 11:40.
- 40 minutes late? That's really rude.
- Doesn't even call me.
So then she brings up my freaking mother.
- Oh, God, I'm nervous.
- She's like, "You know, when you brought up the situation
"with your mom, you know, I related
because my uncle is an alcoholic."
- That is so insensitive to compare that to your mother.
- I just think she's trying to find something
that's relatable, but it didn't come off that way.
- Because she skirts around--
like, tries to compare these, like, little, like,
excerpts of things that don't really connect with any of us
because they're not really the same.
- It is-- - It's Crazy Town.
- My uncle that I was living with, you know,
he was an alcoholic, and I thought
if anyone would understand, it would be her,
just 'cause she had the same,
or lived the same reality that I did.
I mean, I think that she understood
where I was coming from,
but she also said she doesn't care.
- It sounds like it's more meaningful to you
to be understood, and I think
that's what you were looking for,
and it doesn't sound like you got it.
- Yeah. - Oftentimes, people want
from people who won't give.
That happens a lot.
And when the person that won't give you what you want
is sometimes the person you go after the most.
I can see it in you, when you feel out of sorts,
you start to backpedal, and it's like,
you don't have to defend-- like, it's really okay.
- Yeah, I really, truly appreciate that.
I have to constantly prove myself, I think, like--
- But you don't. - I don't.
- I know that her intentions were good.
I know she was just trying to connect and relate...
but your mom is your mom,
and it's really different than anyone else on the planet.
- And as far as I'm concerned,
I said everything I needed to say,
and I'm not gonna beat a dead horse.
You don't have to be best friends with everybody.
I will, obviously, put my best foot forward always.
But if that doesn't resonate,
then I'm not going to sit there and cry over it.
So there you have it.
- There you have it.
- But then we move on.
Did you know her husband is going to Vietnam
for three days, I believe?
- When is he going to Vietnam?
- I think next week.
The reason why he is going
is because he's trying to rack up his points.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- [laughs] - Hold on, that's bizarre.
- No, apparently, he's going to Vietnam--
make it even worse-- for 24 hours.
That's enough time to get into trouble.
- [laughs]
- Lots can happen in 24 hours, can't it, Pavit?
[mysterious music]
- Um, I'll put it this way.
When you start adding that to the pot
with I haven't had sex in two years,
he was my roommate, the Popsicle--
can't forget the Popsicle--
that tied into Pavit going to Vietnam
for one night is strange.
You have to hear this. This is wild.
- I had lunch with Jessel yesterday,
and she told me that Pavit was going to Vietnam
for 24 hours just so he can get 60,000 points.
- Three or four days of peace and quiet,
and you get the points?
- [laughs] - It's not a bad deal.
- I think Abe and David just wish
they could get on a plane for three days and have
peace and quiet, but we just would not let them do that.
- Yeah, I don't think so. - I don't think so.
- All right, well...
[laughter]
- Coming up...
Her energy towards me was just very cold, you know?
She called me a prude, she called me a diva, like--
- Is she a diva? - Jess? No.
Is Sai bipolar? Yes.
- [laughs] - Oh.
- * Wait for you, oh, oh, oh *
* Don't, don't wait for you, wait for you *
* Oh *
[bright percussive music]
* Oh, don't, don't wait for you, wait for you *
- Aah, hi, Lucy! - Hi, Ubah. How are you?
- So good.
- Lovely to see you.
- How are you? - Good, thank you.
- Ubah Hot. - [gasps] Oh, my God.
- More Ubah Hot for Geoff. - Yeah. [laughs]
Come sit down.
Let me grab Geoff, and we can have a chat.
- Thank you so much.
All these restaurants wanted me to do collabs with them.
It has so much joy, like,
ten-time fold more than modeling, because...
They actually want my input.
- I just love the green chili flavor.
- Oh, my God, it's vegan as well,
and that's why we're excited to work with you and see
what we can come up with.
- I eat at Beatnic all the time,
and for them to give me an opportunity
to create an Ubah dish, this is the greatest thing.
- Well, why don't we, like, go back into the kitchen
try a few things with the hot sauce?
- Yeah, try and come up-- - You know, put together a dish
that we could collab on.
- I cannot wait, so yeah,
let's try something for the Ubah Hot.
I am so excited.
- Welcome to our back kitchen.
- I love it, I love it, I love it.
- What I'm gonna do is--so I know you like the pretzel bun--
- Oh, my God, first of all, I did not know
there's a pretzel bread exist, ever.
I bit into this bread--
- Nice little toasty bun.
- [vocalizes]
- We got our buns toasted. We heated up our chicky.
I think what we're gonna do-- just give it a quick toss
with your nice Ubah Hot sauce.
And it actually coats it really nicely.
- Kind of, like, hugging together very well.
I'm not ready to have an investor
because I am not ready to have sleepless night
and answer questions of what I'm doing
with the money or where I am at.
- We'll just put a little bit of this on the top.
- So, Ubah, the model, right now,
she is the "sugar mama" of Ubah Hot.
We're, like, feeding-- and we're, like, spending
like we're in strip joint.
We're just, like, doing this.
We're making it rain on Ubah Hot.
- That looks nice. - [squeals] Yes.
That looks really nice,
and I like that the Ubah Hot just appear in there.
Oh my God. This is so good, Geoff.
- Mmm. - Oh, my God.
I know eventually, to grow,
you need help, so I will do it eventually.
- Oh. [laughs] - Thank you so much.
- All right, well, let's get in there.
* *
Mmm. - Get it all in there.
That is amazing.
- But I love that it's, like-- it's not just hot--
there's, like, a lot of flavor. - Mm-hmm.
- So we landed on a dish. - Yeah, okay.
- We actually landed on a sandwich.
- Oh, really? both: Yeah.
- That's so exciting. - So I know you guys have
to work out, uh, next steps.
- Yes. - It was such a pleasure.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- All right.
- Collabs like this helps Ubah Hot
to kind of tap clientele that I don't have.
This way is very authentic 'cause you're introduced
without putting people in their face.
- Now we've gotta add this on to the menu,
so we gotta organize a photo shoot.
- Maybe you might want one of me wearing bathing suit--
I'm kidding. - [laughs]
Whatever you're comfortable in.
- Naked, naked. - Yeah. [laughs]
[serene music]
* *
- Aunt Sufia? - Yes?
- Can you help with this rice?
- You mean, can I make the rice, don't you?
- Yeah, of course.
- [laughs] I'll make the sofrito.
- All right, this is done?
- Yes, but don't put it in first.
- Wait, you put this in? - We need--yes.
It's gonna all be chopped up.
It's not gonna make any difference,
and there's a lot of flavor in the stems.
- Aunt Sufia and my mom were sisters.
She's the glue to our family, and she holds us together.
- Put the onions in first
because we want the liquid.
Right? - Okay.
My aunt is extremely emotional and very sensitive,
so she wears her heart on her sleeve.
So, you know, to see your older sister
in that situation is never ideal.
It took a toll on her.
When my mom was here for Thanksgiving--
not last year, but the year before--
she spent hours doing this pelucathat was--
[both laugh]
- Your mom loved her peluca. - Always.
And she came up and she said, "Look at my hair."
- It did look kind of good, though.
She looked kind of cute.
- She was so proud of herself.
I said, "We've been up here cooking the whole time,
and you're putting an extension in your hair?"
Oh, wait, I wanna give you your Christmas gift--
speaking of my mom. - My Christmas gift?
I'm still getting Christmas gifts?
Is it gonna make me cry? - No, I don't think so.
- I don't wanna cry.
- I don't think it will. - I don't like to cry.
- Okay, here we go. So David made this.
- It's--
- And it's a book of all... - Whoa.
- Her art. - Oh my.
- So he took all her art and he photographed all of it...
- [exhales heavily] Wow.
- And then had it made in a book.
- Oh, my God.
[cries]
- I'm sorry. I didn't want to make you cry.
Look how beautiful it is.
She would have been so happy to see her art in a book.
Everyone in my family is very creative.
If you're not a painter or an artist,
you are a musician.
Like, we all do something completely different,
but we are all in a creative space.
- Oh, my God. I dream about her all the time.
David, you hit a home run.
Whew. Wow. [sniffles]
Okay, I'll be crying later tonight.
- Seeing all of my mother's work
in this book and seeing how talented
she really, really was,
I think, was just--just very, very overwhelming for her.
- [sighs] Meanwhile, the food's burning.
- Well, cheers to you being here.
I love you. - I love you too, Sai.
- I love you like a mother. - I love you like a daughter.
- Oh, that's perfect. All right, well, cheers.
Let's sit on the couch until our food is ready.
- Coming up...
- Who's coming?
- But--so it's basically, like, a triple date
with Pavit and Jessel, your favorite.
Is it gonna be awkward?
[rhythmic percussive music]
* *
- Thank you, my love. - Jenna.
- Hey. - Hi. Welcome back.
- How are you? - Great to see you.
- It's nice to see you too. How's it goin'?
- Great. - You look great.
- Thank you, and I can't believe
how tall you've gotten, oh, my gosh.
- I know. Beckett, Ariel. I know it's been a long time.
- I met you a while ago when you were like this.
- He was a baby. This is the only thing
I've been wearing, and I need a new option.
- We have so many great styles
that we just received, you know?
- Okay. I'm off to Scotland tomorrow.
Beckett is deeply independent,
I think, having joint custody,
so he is used to being a week without me and a week with me,
so I always try to schedule my travel in the week
that he would have already not been with me.
So leaving Beckett is not easy,
and it's never gonna be easy,
but it's gotten easier over time.
- I gotta show you something that's, like, amazing.
Like, this is, like, super chic.
- Oh. - What do you think, Beckett?
- Wow. - Isn't that cool?
Those are sick.
- I like the outer frame isn't--
- Wait, try another-- - Yeah, yeah.
- I do love these. [laughs]
- Oh, my God. I look like that--
wait, wait, wait, wait, I look like Mr. Peabody.
- Who can wear these? I can't wear them.
- Yeah, it's a little-- - [laughs]
- I'm dying. You're so cute.
You're so cute.
- So let's talk about prices.
So this one is 550. - Okay.
- Japanese acetate, amazing.
- Why is Japanese acetate better?
- This is organic, so this is 750.
- I mean, I love the color. - Japanese ac--
- Do you wanna just try yours on
one more time before we go?
- And he's worth 650. - First of all,
I can't believe that I actually have a teenager.
Beckett, I really like him.
Like, I remember my mom didn't like me, and I knew that.
- I actually do like those on you.
- I actually like these on me. - Yeah, yeah.
- But I need to stop. - Exactly.
- It's so rewarding 'cause I feel like
I get kind of a do-over.
Being able to have
a loving relationship with Beckett,
I think, mends a little bit of what I didn't have.
- So we'll let you know when-- - Will you text me?
- Yeah, we'll text you, of co-- - You have my number.
- Pleasure seeing you. - Just don't send me the bill.
- Just shh. - Yeah, yeah.
Well, I have your card on file, so.
- I've heard that more times than I should.
- Yes.
[upbeat music]
- * Just wanna take time *
* Ooh, ooh *
* Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh *
* Just wanna take the time, ooh, ooh *
- I feel like we've been here before--
- I have never been here, never.
- We'll send your server over right away.
- Thank you. - Thanks a lot.
- I think I'm gonna start with a glass of wine.
Should I? Or a cocktail? - Cocktail.
- Cocktail? - Hi. How are you?
- All right, let's start with, like, a bunch of guac.
- No problem, we have guac with mango, regular guacamole--
- Let's do all of them. - Okay.
- [laughs] Like, I don't wanna mess around here.
- Okay. - We're both gonna do
Lo Siento mezcal,
but can I have mine with squeezed orange...
- Okay. - Are you gonna kill me?
- No, go ahead. - And a splash of pineapple?
- [laughs] No problem.
- Oh-ho. - Hello...
- Hi, guys. - To my homies.
- You know, she's like, "Who do you think
the first one here is gonna be?"
- How are you gonna play in heels?
- How are you? - I wore sneakers.
- [groans] Why have you been avoiding me?
- I ordered a bunch of food so that you're not hungry.
- I already ate. - You did?
- Just in case. - Oh, my God. [laughs]
That's, like, actually insulting.
It's like, now she comes to my event, so she eats before
'cause she thinks I'm not gonna feed her?
- What you got to eat? - More caviar.
- Caviar. [laughter]
- Why are you laughing? - I'm hangry.
- But, I mean, fine.
Cool. Hopefully, it works.
- Siente--this one's yours with the splash of grapefruit
and orange squeeze-- - And what's that?
- And this one's for you. - Oh, great, thank you.
- It's the same thing, just grapefruit and a lime.
- Can you do a very skinny margarita?
Just no sugar at all?
- Okay.
- Who's coming?
- Ubah. Brynn is sick.
- Oh, Brynn's still sick? - Brynn's still sick.
So it's basically, like, a triple date
with Pavit and Jessel, your favorite.
Is it gonna be awkward?
- Don't care. - No?
Have you spoken to Jessel since your lunch?
Like, have you seen her?
- No, I haven't seen her.
I mean, I don't know what to say.
I don't--genuinely don't care-- - I know.
- I don't-- - But I think she cares.
- I just want her to be herself.
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna act like nothing is wrong.
- Good. You should.
- We'll see how long it lasts,
because I do get cranky really quickly.
- I didn't know that Jessel and Pavit had a date.
- Oh, they had a-- - Tell me about this date.
- Oh, they had sex. - Did they?
- Is this confirmed?
- She told me that they had sex, yes.
- All right, all right. - Did they have--
they had, like-- - I told you.
- I need you both to get the truth...
- Yes. - From Pavit tonight.
- Get the truth out.
- If we get this-- - What do we get in return?
- Thank you. Negotiate. - I'm good for a couple days.
- What, did you put out this morning?
- No, he got a blowjob. That's a big deal.
- That's a big deal? - It shouldn't be a big deal.
- [laughs] - Good for you.
You must have did a-- something good.
- Oh, I did.
[laughter]
And she was very happy.
I feel bad for Erin because I just want it all the time.
- No comment.
- Hi.
This is, like, the hottest club on a freaking Tuesday night.
- What's up, man? - Oh, thank you.
- What's going on? - Good to see you.
- Hey, Abe. Thank you so much.
It's been a minute. - Hi, guys.
- Hi.
Obviously, there's tension in the air.
I really don't know where this animosity is coming from.
I mean, honestly, I think Sai maybe doesn't like me
because I dress better than her.
Where's everyone else? - Jenna's in Scotland.
- I knew that.
- And then we're just waiting on Ubah.
- Oh. - Neither of you eating?
- I will.
Can I have, like, one cocktail, please?
- No, I just feel awkward eating by myself.
- I thought my wife was over there.
- I don't get it.
- You're acting like my wife.
- [laughs]
How was your thing at the Ritz the other night?
- It was a good time, glad to get away,
break from the kids.
We get no breaks from the kids.
- Erin was just telling me you're going
to Vietnam for points?
- I--yes.
- Oh, yeah, what's going on? When are you leaving?
- Wait, so why are you going to Vietnam?
- This ticket normally costs... $15,000 round trip.
- You'll 20 grand, yeah.
- This ticket was going for 900 bucks,
so I bought three of them.
- Wait, you literally have three tickets?
So why aren't you going?
- Well, I've already flown two of 'em.
- You used them already? - Yeah, two of 'em.
- Wait, I'm so confused.
- You've been to Vietnam twice? - Yes. Yeah.
- But I know, but still, why are you going?
[tense music]
- Wait, so why are you going to Vietnam?
I wanna--I've been dying to--
- 'Cause he had booked a flight before COVID.
- But I know, but still, why are you going?
[tense music]
Like, do you love Vietnam? How many times have you been?
Like, is this something-- like, your first time going?
- You're just going there to come back?
- Yes.
Have you ever flown international first class?
both: Yeah. - Right, it's literally,
you just sit on a plane, eat caviar, get fed good food.
- Oh, you're going for that experience.
- Yes, and come back. - Oh.
- That's it. - I honestly am so confused.
What person flies to Vietnam for miles?
Is his business there?
Does he have some "business" there?
- These trips, for me, I see 'em as two things.
First, it's getting away.
We have so little free time. It's ridiculous.
The second benefit of that is it allows me to earn miles,
and I can eventually use these miles
to take us on vacations.
- But do you stay overnight?
- I'll stay overnight, have a sandwich, come back.
- When are you leaving? - I wanna come.
- We can all go... but there's no date yet.
- I thought you were leaving next week?
- I'm not going next week.
- Oh. - He's not going next week.
He's trying to figure it out.
- I--no, no, no.
It's booked the day the flights open up.
- So you want to get away from your wife and kids?
- Yes. - [laughs]
- Pretty much, yes.
- At least you admit that. - Oh, oh! Why--
- Like, he gets miles. - Oh, yeah.
You get a lot of miles. So if you get these flights--
- And that's the reason he's telling you.
We just heard the reason.
- Anyway.
I've never in my life
had friends so invested
in my husband's travel schedule.
It's none of your business, full stop.
"Hey, Abe, like, how many sh--s did you take today?"
I don't ----ing care.
- Hi, everyone. It is time for golf.
- Yay! - Amazing.
- So the way it works is we take,
like, a group every five minutes, so--
- Let's do boys first. - Awesome.
- Hold on, I wanna take some food with me.
- I gotta use the bathroom.
- Do you know how to keep score?
- Yeah, I cheat. [both laugh]
So before anything, Pavit gets the blue ball.
- Oh. [laughs]
- Is that how we're starting out?
- It's not right now. I'm good right now.
[both laugh]
- You--I don't even want to-- - [laughs]
- You don't want any part of that.
- Yeah. Why? - The only reason I ask you
that is 'cause I know you haven't seen each other.
- Who? - You and Sai.
- Oh, since lunch? - Yeah.
- It was--it was definitely not what I expected, you know?
I felt like her energy was very, like, cold
and, like, almost, like, negative towards me,
and I honestly don't know what I've done.
- It's a ballsy move.
- Oh! - This is why I don't golf.
- This is why you don't. - [laughs]
- This is why you don't golf. - Oh, oh, these are our drinks.
all: Cheers.
- Cheers to being away from our wives.
Cheers, cheers.
- Time-out time. - Cheer time-out.
Listen-- - Cheers to Vietnam, cheers.
- What are you guys talking about?
- Our lunch. - We're talking about you--
- Oh, my God, that was the most awkward ----ing lunch
I've ever had. - Yeah, but why?
- I just felt like
the reasons why you wanted to talk to me were--
it could have been a phone call.
- I know, but sometimes you just wanna have a lunch.
- You wanted to meet me to tell me that you're not,
like--your struggle--you're not comparing your struggles,
and that you're not-- - Yeah, 'cause I just wanted
to make sure you understood that--
- Why do you think out of everything that we did
in Anguilla, that would bother me the most?
- Because we had that moment on the boat
where you seemed upset, Sai.
- We wanna know about you! - Jessel.
- It's that simple! It's that simple!
- Why are you ----ing yelling? - Because I can't get
the point across the same sh--!
I was upset because you're not understanding
what we're saying to you.
It's like there's no accountability for anything,
and you're talking in circles.
It's like nothing is making sense.
- Okay. - Then I'm sitting
at the lunch, and you bring up my mom.
I'll be honest with you, I don't wanna talk about my mom
in that aspect.
Like, I was actually offended, to be honest.
- Okay. - And I was just like--
- I was talking about my uncle, and I thought
that my experience with that would relate to yours.
And not in a-- I'm not trying to--again,
I'm not trying to, like, create similarities.
I find it really hard-- hi!
There she is! - Oh, hello!
- Babe, you're freaking-- you're so late. [laughs]
- What is--what is this? What is this? What is that?
- Oh, no, it's about their conversation, don't worry.
- Sai and Jessel are, like, at it.
Maybe Jessel didn't tell me everything.
- I had lunch with Sai, actually.
I just wanted to make sure that we were okay,
and I don't think we are.
- Maybe she had a reason to, like, worry.
I don't know, but it's always nice when the spotlight
of sh---iness and dysfunction is not there for you.
I thought it was, like, real swinging--
That's why I wore these tights. - We are. [laughs]
- I was like, "Somebody has won tonight."
- Oh, I thought you said-- - You like the--
- I know. I love this look on you.
- Ubah, sit down. We're talking.
Like, why would we bring this up
when we're not no longer in Anguilla?
- Look, I never intentionally meant to bring it up.
And by the way, if I had known that that was something
that would, like, upset you-- - Talking about my mom
is clearly-- I've never opened up about it.
I talked about it, and I didn't talk about it anymore.
Like, it's clearly not a thing--
- Okay, I didn't know that.
- [laughs]
- I was super offended. - Okay.
I am honestly blown away.
Being offended that I shared a story
about my uncle who went through a really hard time
and eventually passed away--
I have no words.
- You talk in circles sometimes, and you--
- I'm a ----ing publicist, like, that's what we do.
- I just want you to be real.
I want you to be honest. - I am being real.
- I am being honest. I've never lied.
I've literally never lied to you guys.
- You lie all the time.
You just told me that Pavit was going to Vietnam next week.
- So I'm having a staycation finally.
He's going to Vietnam in a couple of weeks,
and so I wanna-- I'm, like, really happy that...
- Now he's going to Vietnam when a ticket opens up.
- I--okay, listen. - That's what you told me.
- He has to go when the ----ing tickets open up.
- Why? - It doesn't matter.
When I discuss it with-- - Okay, but you're telling me
you never lie, but I'm telling you--
- I didn't lie about that.
That's what we discussed that day or that week.
He said the tickets have to open up.
He was trying to go next week. - You know, at the end
of the day, Jessel, I don't care.
- And I don't care either.
I seriously am, like,
so over this mean-girl sh--, and it is mean-girl sh--.
- No one's being a mean girl.
- Yes, you are. - Jessel, you make no sense...
- You are. - When you speak.
- You literally are.
- You cannot answer a question,
and you speak in circles. - I don't get a chance, Sai.
The minute I try, this is what happens--
she, your ----ing pet parrot--
- My pet parrot is talking, so she's not even involved.
- Exactly. - Exactly what?
- Well, no, I'm saying this is what happens.
It's, like, a ----ing, like-- - She's not--
it's just me and you talking right now.
She's talking to Ubah. - I'm sitting here with you.
- Do you have my phone? - I'm sitting with you.
- You ----ing had me sitting there for 35 minutes
and didn't even have the decency to call me.
- You want to help her? No. [laughs]
- I'm hungry.
- I didn't even wanna be at the lunch.
I don't wanna be at this lunch. It's a waste
of my ----ing time. - Why did you come?
- 'Cause I was being nice. - Okay, well--
- It was a waste of my time at lunch.
- Okay, good. Good. I'm glad.
- I'm actually so ----ing over you.
- Yeah, well, I've been over you too.
- Let's be done. I'm out. - I am done.
- I'm actually so ----ing over you.
- Yeah, well, I've been over you too.
- Let's be done. I'm out. - I am done.
- ----ing bitch. Diva.
Quite frankly, I've never met, in my life,
anyone that lacks the amount of empathy
that she lacks in this moment, and by the way,
she hasn't seen this bitch yet.
I've been very PC.
- If I went repeatedly to Vietnam, Sai would be like--
- Hey, guys, I'm gonna be your fourth.
- Oh sh--! - Oh!
- What are you guys talking about?
- Game's over. - Game's over. I beat the game.
- I said going to Vietnam repeatedly--
what would you say
if I was just flying to Vietnam repeatedly?
- Who the (BLEEP) are you ----ing?
- You hear that? - [laughs]
- Maybe we're not going to Vietnam, me and you.
- I mean, I don't know.
What happens in Vietnam
if you go over and over again?
- What happens in Vietnam stays in Vietnam.
- Well, yes.
- All right, who's next? - Well, there's no ball, so--
- We lost our ball.
- I'm actually wondering why
Sai keeps bringing up this trip to Vietnam.
I think she thinks that there's something else going on,
so maybe she's trying to catch me in a lie.
I don't know. There's no lie, though.
I'm going to eat a banh mi.
- Hi, David.
- Be concerned about your own relationships.
Let me and Jess be.
- Where's your date?
We set you up with one of the waiters.
- You think a waiter will handle this?
- See, that's why I love you, 'cause you're like my wife--
No bullsh--, badass bitch.
- Erin. - Nothing, I'm totally fine.
- We got the memo, the four of us.
- Oh, yes. - What happened
to these people?
- They're part of their own memo.
- Wait, Ubah, I wanna try--
I want to try some. - This is why...
- I want to try it. - I'm single.
- [laughs] You bring food? - I bring food.
- She brings--she brings, literally, fried chicken.
- What happened? - So I'm just being honest.
I say the sh-- that everybody is thinking
that they wanna say,
but they don't because they're being cordial.
I'm just being ----ing honest.
One, I didn't wanna be at the lunch.
Two, you were late. It really pissed me off.
- I'm sorry. - Three, you lie to me
about the ----ing Vietnam sh--,
and then you tell me you're not a liar.
You told me he was leaving next week,
and that was the whole point of the staycation.
- The reason why he rushed was the staycation.
And then while we're sitting on the couch--
- They need to get on the same page.
- Yeah, 'cause he doesn't know that she's lying!
- [laughs]
- So you are a spectacularly gorgeous woman.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You are confident,
you are smart,
you're a businesswoman, you're well--
I'm just wondering, in the relation--
like, dating... - Yeah.
- Why you're not in a serious relationship or--
- I don't know. Why don't we all close our eyes
and speak to God in your own language?
Let's do this.
Let's ask God. Let's ask God.
- [laughs]
- Okay, I have question.
I need a question.
What made you guys think these bitches were the one?
[laughter] Because I cannot even
keep a guy for three days. - "Bee-ches."
- These bitches!
Like, what made you, out of all the people--
- It's very easy for me. Very easy.
- Yeah, tell me. - The honest answer is,
I have never met a woman in my life
who is more honest than my wife.
- She is--no, no. - Aww.
- And on top of that,
we laugh hysterically all the time,
so humor and honesty are very important.
That's the woman-- it is what it is.
- That's a very good answer.
Did you rehearse that? - That's so sweet.
- I did rehearse it. - Who is next? Who is next?
I'm taking notes. I need to be married this year.
Either knocked up or married--something.
- The biggest thing was somebody who's gonna
keep me honest,
who I could make happy by just having,
like, not a boring ----ing life.
Somebody gonna have an exciting life with...
- Somebody who's gonna spice that sh-- up.
- Love to travel, loves to try new things...
love music, loves sex...
- Whoo! - Whoa.
- Love food, put up with my sh--.
I can put up with her sh-- for the most part.
I could marry this girl. - "For the most part."
- That was great. Really wonderful.
- Really, actually, that was very sweet.
- Even though there's a lot of pressure on you right now.
- You're a brat. - Okay, Pavit.
- Life is an adventure,
and you don't wanna live a boring life,
and I just want to travel, eat, have fun, and do whatever,
and she's the perfect partner for that,
so it's being able to do what you love with someone else
and they put up with your sh--.
- Wow. - So that's why.
- But perfect partner 'cause she lets you go on the trips...
- Yeah. [laughs] - To Vietnam and back, alone?
- I'm so chill, dude. I don't give a sh-- what he does.
He can do whatever he wants. - You're pretty chill.
- I'm sorry, you married her
because she lets you do whatever you want?
- He can go to strip clubs with his friends.
Like, he can do whatever he-- - I go to strip clubs
with my friends, and I go with her sometimes, you know?
- I literally don't care. - It doesn't matter.
- I personally think that's what makes life, you know?
- Yeah. - To live each other.
- I think there's, like, more to it all--
I really do. I have theories.
- Yeah, I wanna show Sai something.
- She likes space.
- He does his job, and I'm good.
- Oh, who is that? - I'm good. [laughs]
- Oh, let me see. - No.
- One more time. - [laughing] No.
- Why you being like that? - We're friends.
- Show me. It was, like, a quick switch.
Just let me see a little bit more.
- No, no, no, no, no. - Why are you going so fast?
- I'm drived by ego at the moment.
Since David is so curious,
I'm gonna show his wife what is going on in my iPhone.
- It's very delicious.
- Where you at, Cipriani? - What?
- Where was that?
- Oh.
- It's something very new,
and I don't want anyone else energy.
And I just wanna make decisions for myself.
And Sai can keep a secret.
Sai--Sai is like--yeah, so.
You are the only one who knows this.
- Won't say a word. - Okay.
- It doesn't matter.
- I know nothing.
- Coming up...
- Do you know what Erin told me?
- Hmm? - "Pavit's so weird.
He wasn't wearing his ring."
And she's like, "I don't know what's going on."
[mellow music]
* *
- Hi, Giggly. [vocalizing]
Oh, you're so heavy now. [knock at door]
- NYPD!
Hi!
- It's, like, 19 degrees outside.
- I know, it's ----ing cold.
- Oh, look at you. You didn't have to bring this.
- With all this fighting, they're all on the slopes--
like, oh, my God, accidents everywhere.
It's like Gwyneth all over again.
[laughs] You know what I'm saying?
Now it's time for a little après-ski.
- Hi.
You look very Scottish right now...
- Oh, I'm looking Scottish? - With this, like, the layered
and the tartans and the--
- I'm not wearing tartan now. - Oh, no.
I mean, this is-- - It's okay.
both: Pinstripe. - [laughs]
- I love that COVID has kept me away from this.
Hi, my love. both: Mwah.
- I missed you.
The dangerous part is over.
Now it's time where we just enjoy the drinks
and the rosé on the mountaintop.
- Chin-chin, guys. - Chin-chin.
I'm so excited 'cause I'm having a birthday party...
- Yeah. - And I'm turning 62.
- Mmm. - I've had a lot of work done.
- Oh, yeah. I got it.
- Okay. - What does that mean?
- Whatever you want it to mean. Just get weird.
- That's just black tie. - It's called "Get weird."
- But, like, black tie. - More sequins and no bra.
- Cools. - Perfect.
- What else? Oh, and then let's do Venetian.
- I'm here for it. - Yeah.
I'm hoping that people will be uninhibited
with wearing these masks,
that they'll be more likely to participate
in naughty behavior.
No, but it's gonna be fun, so--
- Are the husbands invited? - Abe's invited.
- Oh, wow. - [laughing]
- Can I just say, I missed you guys so much at Swingers.
- What's been going on?
- This is a whole thing. both: Okay.
- Tell me. - You know about the lunch
Sai and I had, right, or no?
- She told me about it. - Okay.
- Pavit's, like, gripped for the story.
- I know, I came for the best part?
- How many times have you had to hear this?
- I'm not-- - No, not enough.
- Okay, when we left Anguilla, everything was fine, truly.
- But was it, though?
- I don't think so. - It didn't seem--
- Well, it didn't seem like-- I mean, you said
that you felt like it was okay when you left,
but the reason you actually called her to have lunch
was 'cause you didn't feel-- - The reason why you called is
'cause you didn't feel-- - I just think
there was a misunderstanding that I wanted to clear up.
- So what actually happened?
So you said she flipped a switch, what happened?
- So it started off with Sai saying,
"I can't believe you brought my mom up,
and I'm really offended."
- Just from the outside looking in, like,
losing your mom the way-- losing her mom the way she did
and what she went through... - So recently.
- Is, I think, for her--
is probably very different than an uncle, and I--
and I say that with respect.
- Her energy towards me was just very cold, right?
And, you know, she called me prude, she called me a diva--
- Is she a diva? - Jess? No.
Is Sai bipolar? Yes. - [laughs]
- Oh. - [gasps]
- She flips a switch, and one side she's fine,
and then she's...
- I don't think that's warranted.
Like, she's not.
- I think you should retract that.
- Yeah, I think you should too.
- It's not what she is. I think what you meant
to say was it just went from, like,
one minute she is, like, kind of cool with you,
you're telling the story about your uncle,
you think you're connecting, and then all of a sudden
it's like, oh, by the way, actually, and then it's, like,
a different person in that moment.
- She did change. - She changed quickly.
Yeah, yeah. - Okay, that's retracted.
I just don't get her.
She also thinks, like, you're, like, lying on everything.
Remember the whole thing about this Vietnam thing?
- Wait, what's the Vietnam thing?
- I'm going to Vietnam soon, and then Jess, I guess--
- Next week, right? - Well, I--there's no timeline.
- You did tell me at the sex shop it was booked.
- You know, he wants to go to Vietnam
'cause he wants his alone time.
So he had a ticket booked before COVID,
and then he kept pushing it and pushing it and pushing it,
and so now he has to go 'cause it's gonna expire.
- Okay, okay. both: It is booked.
- It's been booked for three years.
The thing is, the flights are not open yet,
so they're supposed to open, like, literally any second now
'cause they just opened up the borders.
And I'm second--I'm counting down the second--
- But, like, also, who cares?
- Well, that's the whole point. - Like, who cares?
I wouldn't lie about something--
That's a stupid thing to lie about.
- Let's get some more champagne.
- Do you know what Erin told me?
- Hmm? - She was like,
"Oh, my God, Ubah asked the cutest question
"and went around and asked, like,
'How did you meet the person you loved, or'"...
- Oh, no, "Why do you love"... - Something. Yeah.
- "Your wife?" - Yeah, and Erin was like,
"What Pavit said was like,
'I like Jessel because she lets me do what I want.'"
- Um, that's exactly not what he said.
- No? - No.
- It's being able to do what you love
with someone else, and they put up with your sh--.
- And she's like, "It was so weird.
He wasn't wearing his ring."
And she's like, "I don't know what's going on."
- Whoa. [laughs] - Is she trying to imply--
what the (BLEEP)? Are you serious?
- Am I right now stirring the pot and di-di-di? Yes.
But you know what? This is a serious topic.
- Pavit! - Friends are the place
where you should go when you're having
marital problems and help them through it.
We shouldn't be trying to poke holes in people's marriages.
The only time you wanna poke holes is in condoms
with really rich men.
- [laughs] - Seriously, though.
- Do you remember what you said at the--
- Why you love me. - Why you love her?
- Oh, no, I was, like, six scotches in.
[laughter] What did I say? - That's my boy.
- [laughs]
- Erin's trying to insinuate that you said--
- Erin and Sai both said, "Pavit was like,
'Oh, I like Jessel because she lets me do what I want.'"
- That's not what you said.
- That's not what I said at all.
- [laughs] Oh, and she said
that you don't wear your wedding ring,
but he's actually never worn his wedding ring.
He lost it the second week that we got married,
and we just never replaced it.
Let me just close a loop on this, though.
This is my ----ing best friend.
- That's what it is. We trust each other.
There's no-- - You don't have to defend it.
I don't know why they're taking shots at you guys.
I don't know what the deal is.
And I can't cry 'cause I have a dinner.
- As far as I'm concerned,
conversations about anyone's relationship,
I want them to be intimate, private, behind closed doors.
Like, it's a fragile subject,
particularly if something is wrong,
so to kind of come at them
in a group setting, I just think it can be hurtful.
- The thing is, is I can't carry the weight
of this around with me. Do you know what I mean? Like--
- You don't need to. - And I'm not,
and that's what I'm saying. I addressed it in the moment--
and it's done, like-- - I think--yeah.
But the more you, like, feed into it and care,
the harder it's gonna be.
- I think I have to move on from it.
- I think a lot of people nowadays do this whole, like,
"No, I wanna move on, I wanna do whatever,"
and it's now just an excuse for, like,
"I'm not gonna stand up for myself."
- I did stand up for myself. Like, trust me, I--
Sai walked away. - After she insulted you,
she got bored, so she walked away.
- But I gave it to her back. I gave it to her back.
I did give it to her back.
I stood up for myself, I told her everything
I needed to tell her, and--
- How people treat you is a direct reflection
of what you've given them permission to do,
so that's not the-- it's not the end of it.
People aren't gonna like you if they don't respect you.
I said with Sai, or Erin, or whatever,
the next time that they come up to you,
say, "Stay the (BLEEP) out of my business."
The second you say that to Sai,
Sai is gonna turn around and be like,
"You wanna go have a drink?"
- I have a family,
I'm successful, I have a career.
I don't need this mean-girl bullying sh--.
Like, now it's turned, like, a leaf, I think.
You know what I mean? [sniffles]
It's not being opinionated anymore.
Like, this is just, like, targeting.
[tense music]
- Next time on the season finale
of "The Real Housewives of New York City"...
- What do you think of this?
- I'm sorry, that looks really wacky.
- Wacky?
- Guys, let's just do donut.
Let's all go around.
- [laughs] - Turn around!
- Aah! What are you doing? You're gonna vomit!
- Erin's, like, now in her ear, or sitting on her shoulder,
or whatever the (BLEEP) parrots do.
- Pet parrot?
I wanna drop-kick her.
- He did? - "Why you not married?"
- Oh, I heard that.
- I'm happy being me. - Yeah, yeah.
- You know what I mean? - Yeah.
- Ubah!
I heard you got a man in Connecticut.
both: Oh. - Oh, my God.
- Brynn, that was ----ed up.
- She said it on camera?
- Yeah, she said it on camera.
- It was not on ----ing camera!
You're being really ----ing wack right now.
(BLEEP) you, Brynn. (BLEEP) you tonight.
Have a good birthday. (BLEEP) you.