-Previously on "The Real Housewives of New York City"...
-I've been on, like, this whole Zen journey.
-You're like a reborn monk.
-But don't think I won't smack a bitch.
-[ Laughs ]
-Both of us have had a crazy story.
Racquel and I had been seeing men.
-Well, how did you like that?
-Well, clearly not -- not enough.
[ Laughing ] I mean... -A friend told Jenna the story
you told us about the Hamptons and the car breaking down.
-I didn't say she was poor. It's insane.
Ugh! -Excuse me?
-You're, like, a bad friend.
-You told...that I sleep with men for money.
-Are you nuts? -Now I'm nuts.
-You are unwell, Brynn. -I'm not doing this.
This is literally trash.
**
-Why date their dad when you can just be mother?
-In the cocktail of life,
a New Yorker is never shaken or stirred.
-Just like a painting,
you'll need a couple of looks to figure me out.
-I may be hungry, but at least I'm not thirsty.
-I'm not up-and-coming. I am already there.
-Love looks good on me.
But, darling, what doesn't?
Not everyone can be Jenna [bleep] Lyons,
but they can try.
**
-Hi. How are you? -Hello.
Welcome to Bitz-n-Pieces.
-Thanks. My mom should be here soon.
-Hi. How are you? -Hi, Dorothy.
-Good. Welcome back. I did it.
-Oh, my God!
-I said, "Give me my mom's hair."
-Ready?
[ Indistinct talking ]
-Last summer, my mom was diagnosed with breast cancer.
And she's, right now, in her third week of chemo.
So I just want to be like, "Hey,
we're going to have the same length hair.
I'll wear a wig with you."
I just want her to know that I'm in this fight with her.
-How are you doing today? -I'm good.
How are you? -Good. Eh, it's okay.
-You don't feel good? Nauseous?
[ Bell chimes ]
-Hi! -Oh, hi! -Look who's here!
-How are you? -How are you?
-Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you.
-Good to see you, sweetheart. -It's nice seeing you.
Erin told me I was the first person she called
when her mom was diagnosed with cancer.
I believe she called
not only that, obviously, I lost my mom
and she knows how I felt about my mom,
but I think she knows that I'm really there for people
when they're going through a tough time.
-You didn't notice anything.
I chopped my hair off. -We have the same hair?
-Does it look horrible? -No, you amazing.
-Solidarity! -Doesn't she look beautiful?
-You look stunning. It just shows your face even more. -I'm telling you.
I love it. -Hi. How are you? Welcome.
-Ubah. -Fernando. Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
-Fernando, do you have one like that but not gray?
I'm not ready for gray yet. -I do, yeah, definitely.
I have two wigs for you. -I love that.
-So let's try it on and see how you like it. -Okay.
-Okay? -Yeah. -I like that she's having fun
with it. -Yeah, yeah.
-My love, how you feel about last night?
-[ Sighs ]
That's how I feel.
[ Sighs ] -[ Laughs ]
-I woke up this morning really, really hurt
because I felt like to go to Jenna
and damage my friendship with her when I need friends...
Brynn knows what I'm going through.
She knows my mom is sick. Like, she knows.
-Yeah.
Oh, I love it! -Oh, wow!
Ooh! -Cool, right?
-It looks so good.
-Cute. -But you have more choices.
-Yes. So let's go ahead. -We love choices.
-Good. I'm glad. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-I've always been super close with my mom,
and I'm her only kid.
My four siblings come from my dad's second marriage,
so me and my mom, we have this, like, really strong bond.
And I want her to feel that I'm here for her.
-Oh, my God, it's gorgeous. -It's actually pretty.
-Yeah. So Brynn, would you think her action was trying
to damage your friendship with Jenna?
-She kind of did. And Jenna's like, "No, no, she didn't."
But, like, it affected our friendship.
-She didn't spoke to you for a while. -Yeah.
-The past six months, things have been weird with Jenna.
They're still weird.
What happened was, when we were in Anguilla,
Jenna had opened up to all of us
that there were times where the money was dry.
I don't want to, like, spill her personal things,
but, like, this wasn't personal information
that she confided in me about.
Everybody knew this.
So I think that that was in the back of Brynn's mind
when I said I had to pay for the Uber, and it was like,
"Oh, let's [bleep] get her." You know?
The thing that is frustrating is that
it's almost like reliving the cheese story.
-This is me interpreting Erin telling me the story, okay?
She's like, "That's cheese."
And then supposedly Sai goes, "That's weird."
-No, she literally makes [bleep] up.
This happened before. -Oh, my God, I didn't look at it that way.
-I think we just need to, like, accept
that she changes stories and make it a joke.
-Oh, how is everything with Abe? You guys are doing good?
-Yeah. We had, like, a thing.
I don't tell anyone.
I just needed him to be there for me this time,
like, with everything with my mom. -I know.
-And he just piled it on, all this [bleep] that, like,
I didn't know about.
-I am here if she wants to share.
But it's really hard to give advice
when you don't know the full story.
-[ Cries ]
There were some decisions
that Abe made without discussing it with me,
but the problem was that the truth came out
right in the middle of me dealing with my mom
and everything that we're going through.
So I wasn't able to lean on him
because he betrayed me, and I was furious with him,
and it just added so much more stress.
-Okay.
-Oh, I actually like that. -I like this one.
-I like it more. -Yeah? -Yeah.
Because this one,
the root of this is the same color as her hair. -More natural.
-Yeah. This is -- This is -- -Right.
-Good. I'm glad. -Right? -Yeah.
You could fool someone on this.
Just don't take them to bed.
-[ Chuckling ] Oh!
**
-Hi. -Hi. Is there any way I could have some water, please?
-Of course. Would you like still or sparkling?
-Still is great. Yeah, thank you so much. -Perfect. I'll be right back.
-Oh. Hi, hottie. Look at you! -Oh, thank you.
-Do you have an Arnold Palmer?
-Of course. -I would like an Arnold Palmer
and an iced latte with regular milk. -Yes. Perfect.
-With regular milk? -Yes. From, like, a cow.
Like, things that walk the Earth.
Not a nut of any kind. -I'll get those going for you.
-Thank you. -How are you?
-We're starting the high school process. I was on a call yesterday
because I need to know everything.
Because I know you're going to do college with Beckett.
-Well, we're doing it now,
but, I mean, high school is so different in New York.
What does she -- Where does she want to go?
-London definitely wants to go to LaGuardia.
And she's going to audition through ballet.
-That's cool. Thank you so much. -Thank you so much.
-Of course. You all enjoy. -LaGuardia is amazing.
-I'm worried. -What are you worried about?
-She doesn't handle rejection as well as I do.
I went to Parsons, and when I first got to art school,
they do this -- It's -- There's a critique.
So basically, you present your work, and someone's going to tell you
and give you feedback about your work.
And the first, like, week, I went home and cried every night.
I was, like, sitting in my room listening to the Cocteau Twins
with, like, a tequila.
I'm like... It was awful. I was dying.
-I really do like you, and I enjoy your conversation.
I really do. -Well, thank you.
-I do think that you have, like, very great advice.
And I'm, like, in a very good space.
I don't want to go back into being, like, this angry girl.
And no one knows why I'm upset...
-Which I understand. -...which came out the other day.
-You are a [bleep] gaslighting narcissist.
Not today, Satan. -Satan?
-I had no intentions of losing my cool.
Like, I'm really working on myself.
-I don't think anyone ever really intends to lose their cool.
That's why it's called losing their cool.
-But then when you told me what she said --
-What did I tell you? -When you told me that Brynn
told you that I hate you. -Oh.
Why do you hate me? -I never said that.
Who told you that?
-Here's the thing. She's not the only one.
Like, Sai, so many people have, like,
said things to me about what you said about me.
So it wasn't just her.
So I don't want you to, like,
completely dig a friendship with her
because of something she said, which is not the majority
of what other people have said. -I don't want you to think that that's it.
-Okay, well, you just said this, so that's why.
-Yeah, I think -- No, that's what set me off that night.
Right? Because we were close. We were very, very close. -Yeah, no, I know.
-And it was very hurtful because I've been there for her.
This past November -- I know how she is around the holidays.
I get it, you're broken. I understand that.
-You said you reached out. -I still reached out and was like,
"Hey, if you're in California, come to my house for Thanksgiving."
But then she'll go behind my back and talk [bleep] about me?
That's not what a friend does. -Right. No, I understand.
-Like, even if I did say that, wow, that's pretty [bleep] up.
So I think that really just triggered me that night.
-I don't think you're bad for doing it. -Well --
-I think it's just, like, you didn't process it.
And so, then it came out in a way that you couldn't manage.
You came from a situation in your life
where you, like, you fought for every [bleep] ounce
of, like, respect and everything you've gotten.
You've had to fight for it. And you're guarded.
And she's guarded, too.
And what is showing up isn't the part of you
that's soft and vulnerable, because that part
is, like, on lockdown out of fear.
But I understand that's hard.
-I think I am being vulnerable for the simple fact that
I'm even sitting here, like, opening up and saying I'm hurt. -Well, but --
-Like... -No, meaning -- No meaning you're saying it to me.
And you didn't say it to her.
-Because she won't meet with me.
I wrote the group a message, you know, apologizing. -Yeah, I saw that.
-Then I wrote her separately, explaining my feelings were hurt.
Obviously, you guys know I don't have feelings.
So, like, if I'm saying they're hurt, can we talk it through?
-Yeah. -She doesn't write me back,
but she read it because she has her read receipts on now.
-What they need is a face-to-face conversation.
I don't think there's anything anyone else can do.
I think it's an inside job.
-I am trying, but I'm getting nowhere.
Leave a chick on red is the ultimate disrespect.
Touché, Brynn.
It's like...I get so much [bleep] for being mean to her,
but we have all seen Brynn do the same [bleep]
The difference is, she doesn't do the [bleep] on camera.
Okay? She'll write you some email. She'll curse you the [bleep] out.
It's like a double standard. She pops off, it's fine.
I pop off, and, like, it's the end of the world. -I don't think it's --
I don't think she's popped off and it's been fine.
I don't. -We've all ignored it.
We ignore her messages, we ignore her emails.
We're like, "Oh, there goes Brynn again
saying she's carbon monoxide."
Brynn texted the group, "I don't scream or yell.
Someone who tried to [bleep] with me
once called me carbon monoxide --
invisible, odorless, and sucks the very life out of you
before you even have the chance to realize it."
When Brynn is upset, she threatens people.
That behavior is not okay.
-I remember the carbon monoxide text, and truthfully, like,
I don't think Brynn was looking for a response.
However, yelling at someone over text
is not my preferred mode of communication.
-I just hope she understands where I'm coming from, like...
-I don't think you guys have talked enough to be able to do that.
If you want to find something with her,
the only way is with softness and, like, tenderness and vulnerability.
It's not going to happen with, like --
-Why should I be soft with someone
who is actually doing the hurting to me?
-I was soft to you when you talked [bleep] about me.
-That's different. I thought you were lying.
[ Both laugh ]
-Coming up... -This isn't, like, Staten Island.
-Don't call me Staten Island, okay? I'm a born-and-raised city person.
So, please, like, let's not even -- -Okay, city person.
-Yeah, like, please.
**
-Okay, Rio, come here, buddy. Bring your hands up like this.
-[ Sneezes ] -Bless you. -Oh, bless you.
-All right. Hands are like that. Good. Okay.
We need to turn our heads.
Hands up! Uh-oh. -No, you have to punch.
-Guys, punch. Ready? -Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch.
Punch, punch, punch. -You don't hold hands in karate.
**
-So give me some updates. What's the latest?
-I'm in love. That's why I'm a little chubby.
-On your back. We're going to do some abs.
-I heard abs is gonna help me get a baby.
[Indistinct] like eight months really well and then get pregnant.
-Two. Good.
-You know this is gonna make me even better in bed?
-Is that the science behind this? -'Cause I hate being on top.
**
-Elle, babe, what is it that you have to do for school
for this recipe?
-Basically, I need to make, like,
a family recipe more eco-friendly.
-Okay. What recipe are you thinking?
Do we have to make it?
Okay.
We never actually ended up writing it into this book, right?
I created it out of a pasta
I ate at a restaurant in Connecticut.
It's kale, Italian sausage, parmesan.
It's, like, their favorite pasta.
-We only have two choices because she doesn't cook a lot.
-All right, let me get you a pen.
Are you going to make the dog's food, babe?
-Yeah, just hang on because Paolo is feeling anxious.
-He's always anxious.
-Mel is a forensic neuropsychologist,
and she brings some of her work home, perhaps.
He looks like he always looks.
Stop treating him like a patient!
Mel definitely caters to the dogs a lot.
They have sun protection. They have Cologne.
We had someone that would come and give them massages.
And Pao had to go to an acupuncturist
for his childhood trauma.
-Look at him. -Look at him. He's looking at me.
He's like, "Save me, please. I just want to be a dog."
-The only time he's happy is when he's about to eat.
-He has put on some weight.
-This is a bad angle. You know that.
-Having dogs and taking them to the doctor
is actually more expensive than the kids.
So now I'm just like, "They got to eat well."
So it might be like, "Kids, just order what you need to eat."
And then I'm cooking food for the dogs.
-Medium-rare steak. Are you guys done with the lox?
Because I want to give them some.
Wait, can you give dogs edamame?
They're like, "You just made him steak.
And what are we having?" I'm like, "I don't know.
You want Chipotle?" -I'm gonna need that cookbook when I go off to college.
-For some reason, I can't picture your mom having a cookbook.
-Look at all the cookbooks we have.
-This is for just, like, display. -Display? It is not for display.
Moving on.
**
-Mm...
This bitch deserves tap.
**
[ Doorbell rings ]
**
-As I'm walking up the stairs sweating profusely,
I'm becoming increasingly paranoid about
how this is going to go.
Like, did she turn off the elevator for me?
Hello?
-Hi. Come on in. -Hi.
-What's up?
-[ Exhales sharply ] Whew! -I know, the elevator's broke.
Yeah. I put water there for you.
The hair is cute. Because you're going through [bleep]?
-Yeah, actually. -So you got to cut your hair?
-Yes. -Yeah.
-My mom has cancer, and she's going through chemo.
Not just a regular haircut, Brynn.
I wanted to meet Sugar. -Yeah, maybe next time.
**
What's up? -I mean, a lot.
So I just want to start from where we were the other night.
I have been really stressed, really overwhelmed.
Like, very, very emotional and very raw.
And the other night, honestly, I don't remember the things that I said.
If I said things to you that were hurtful -- -Do you want me to remind you?
-I'm apologizing to you.
How you apologize, you say, "I'm sorry."
You don't say, "I'm apologizing." But...
-Okay, now I have to change the way -- -That's interesting
you don't -- you don't remember.
You know, this is really interesting.
Okay. That's fine if you don't remember. I do.
-You're just being so, like, condescending right now.
I'm trying to -- -I'm not being condescending.
I'm listening to you. -I'm trying to open up to you.
The fact that you guys came in there so [bleep] hot,
what are you thinking? -It's not you guys.
This has nothing to do with me and Sai.
-Even when she starts doing that, you just sat there.
Just be like, "Yo, I'll fight my own battles. -Brynn, I should have.
-I'm the one that constantly has to be like, "This is between us."
-I was shocked. Brynn, I didn't even know she was listening.
She came over, and then she got involved.
People get heated, okay? I'm an authentic person.
I can't mask myself all the time.
-I can honestly say I've never screamed at friend in public. -I didn't say such --
-Brynn, I didn't say -- I didn't scream at you.
Yeah, because you're going to be like carbon monoxide
that just infiltrates and then...
Right? Like that? I remember that. -Yeah.
-Can I just say one thing about the -- the radio thing?
-The thing you did? The radio thing?
-I didn't say anything.
-Do you think someone is helping her financially?
-Honestly, no. I don't think so. -Huh.
-What do you think, Jeff? -Yep.
-You think so? -Oh, yeah.
-I should have stopped it sooner. Okay, I understand that.
And I agree. -Didn't do it with Jeff Lewis, didn't do it Sai.
I don't need grown-ass women yelling at me...
I've come very far in my life to avoid [bleep] like that -I wasn't yelling at you.
-This isn't, like, Staten Island.
-Don't call me Staten Island, okay? I'm a born-and-raised city person.
so please, like, let's not even -- -Okay, city person.
-Yeah. Like, please.
-Will you just hear me out about the radio thing?
I'm very sorry. I never -- -People still ask me about it.
-I'm sorry. -It's [bleep] embarrassing.
-I didn't know he was going to say that.
-It's been eight [bleep] months.
-I know. From the bottom of my heart,
it hurts me to see you hurt.
I don't like that.
And I don't like being the cause of it.
And really, I'm sorry.
Okay? I am. -I knew that you were.
I'm sorry that it made it awkward with Jenna.
That is not cool. -Thank you.
My heart was really broken from you because I felt like --
-Your heart was broken? -Yes, it was because I felt like you went to Jenna
to try and break up my friendship with her.
-No offense. I didn't go to Jenna to talk about you.
She asked me, she said, "Did you forgive Erin?" I said, "Yeah."
She goes, "Wow, that was quick," 'cause I did forgive you quickly.
She goes, "It was really messed up, what she said.
You forgave her?" And I said, "You know what?
I forgive Erin because Erin says stupid [bleep]
about people's money."
Case in point, she said, "You're having money problems."
I shouldn't have said it, period.
I said it to put me and Jenna in the same boat, that we're just --
people are talking dumb [bleep] about us.
If anything, the ego part of that conversation was,
I think I felt Jenna being like, "Really? You forgave her?"
I think I felt embarrassed that I forgave you so quick.
-Okay. She was still upset. It doesn't make it okay.
But her ego got bruised in that moment
when she felt like she forgave me too quickly.
I say stupid [bleep] This was her rebuttal.
Quick, but not accurate.
-No offense, I just think you shouldn't really talk about anybody's money ever,
good or bad or even casually or mention anything. -I didn't. I don't.
-Just so you know.
-We're just gonna agree to disagree on that one.
I just want to think of the good things with you. -I know.
-And I really need support right now.
I do. As you know, I told you guys about my mom.
I don't want to get too into it, but, like,
she's going through chemo. -I'm sorry.
-She wasn't supposed to. -I'm sorry.
-I'm just -- [Bleep] It's rocking me. -I know.
-I'm not in a stable place at all. At all.
[ Crying ] I'm usually, like, pretty composed.
[ Breathes shakily ] And I'm just not --
Right now, I'm not okay.
I'm sorry I'm crying right now. -It's okay.
Erin and I are like sisters.
We get under each other's nerves so much,
but it kills me seeing her like this and being upset.
-I'm just really -- It's just a lot. It's just a lot.
-Yeah. -Three kids, they all need me.
Everyone needs me. Abe [bleep] needs me.
Like [bleep] off.
-Do you need me to handle Abe for you? -Actually, yes.
-I do feel like we've cleared the air.
And I feel, oddly enough,
but this is like the creepy thing of mine and Erin's
friendship, I feel closer to her.
Do you want some of this? -If you -- If you'll have.
-Yeah, yeah, I do. I drink all the time. -Sure.
-It's so toxic.
-I want to meet Sugar.
-I made [indistinct] take Sugar away because I was -- -Why?
-Because I was like, "You don't get puppy time." -Oh, come on.
I gave you tap water, and I took away the puppy.
-That's what that was?! [ Laughs ]
**
-How long has it been since you actually climbed last?
-Um, no, we did it last year. -You did?!
-I only did it, like, yesterday. -[ Laughs ]
-She's the pro.
-Have I -- Have I ever taken you climbing?
-You know the dangers taking me anywhere.
-Hi, guys. -Hi.
-How are we all doing today?
-Good. How are you? -Pretty good.
-I'm gonna say we want to climb,
but I think that's a strong statement.
We're climbing. -All right.
Once we get the shoes all settled,
I'll show you all how to get into the harnesses
and then show you all the auto blaze in the walls.
-Okay. Thank you. -Yeah. Of course. -Beckett, just go easy on me.
Beckett is leaving the nest soon,
and I have never seen him rock climb.
He's actually great at it and loves it, so I'm --
I'm actually terrified, but I'm going to go and do it anyway
'cause I have one more year with him, and then he's gone.
This is terrifying. [ Squeals ]
I can't believe I agreed to do this. I have a fear of heights.
-So once you're clipped in, you are good to start climbing.
All you're going to do, when you want to come down,
is lean back, lightly press off with your feet.
Yeah, we don't want your body doing what we call
cheese grating on the way down. -Cheese grate?
Who says that to a grown adult who's literally got fear in her eyes?
Of course I don't want to cheese grate.
Beckett, you go first.
-Oh, my God, I'm so impressed. -Yes, Beckett.
-Like, no fear. -That's my baby. -I know. He's so good.
-Yes!
-Oh, God. -Yes!
-That might have been back a little bit far.
-You flung out really far.
-I know! -Ohh! Oh, God.
I'm literally sweating.
How come it's so easy for you? -You got this.
-Here, I'll help you clip it. -Thank you.
-Start like this.
-Okay, so I start here. -Yeah.
And then where? Then here? -Yep.
-Okay. -Work your way up.
-[ Breathes deeply ] I'm already scared.
-Pump your foot up one.
-Aah! * Aah *
-Stand up. Come on.
-So good! -I'm afraid of heights, guys.
You guys, I think I'm stuck.
How do I get down?
-Leap all the wall! -No!
-Oh, God.
I don't want to cheese grate. [ Laughs ]
Oh, my God. -You got this. -Come on.
-1...2...3.
Aah! -Yay!
Aah-aah-aah-aah!
[ Breathing heavily ]
-Supportive hugs. -I was so scared.
-You did so good. -Thank you. Thank you for guiding me.
That shows you how much I love you.
Oh, dear Lord, have mercy.
I like to be here, close to the ground.
A friend of mine just said that her daughter
goes to Northwestern, and I reached out to her
[laughs] because I was like,
"Oh, Beckett wants to go to Northwestern, too."
But I didn't realize that it was Northeastern that you want to go to.
-I mean, if Northwestern is anything like Northeastern,
then I'd love to go. -I think you should go far away. I don't know why.
When I moved to New York from California
and arrived at the YMCA on 34th Street,
which is disgusting, I, like, burst into tears.
I was like, "Oh, my God."
My room was six feet by eight feet,
so I could touch the walls.
Experiencing things that are not in your comfort zone,
I think, is important.
It's a big world. It's not just New York.
Do you still want to go to see Cal Poly?
-That is definitely an option.
I was having a fantasy of you going to school in California,
just because it's where --
-I'm well aware of your fantasy... -I know you are.
-...for me to go to, like, UC Berkeley. -I know. I know.
I think what I'm really scared about is
I moved to New York and I never went home.
And I know he wants to go far away for college,
and I'm encouraging that.
At the same time, I'm really scared that he won't come home.
-Here you go. -Oh, my God, thank you so much.
-Thank you.
-Um, I know that Maya was just saying that the car arrived,
if you want to... -Oh. So exciting. -Thecar is here.
-The new car. -Oh, no way!
-It's upstairs. -Oh, no way.
-I love my old car. It's from 1969.
But as Erin will tell you,
my vintage Mercedes is not very reliable.
Where is she?
[ Horn honks ]
-Holy...
[ Horn honks ] -Oh, come to mama.
-Oh, my God. -Mm, nice.
-Oh, my God.
-Here you go.
-It's so sexy.
It's actually a hybrid, so it's good.
I can afford to fill the tank.
-Oh, my God, it's so pretty.
-Wow!
-Here we go, people. -* Ahh *
-Coming up...
-When I hide things from you,
I get why it would piss you off.
-Pissed off doesn't even begin...
**
-* I'm waiting for you *
**
* I ain't no fool *
* I'm gonna play it cool *
-Hey. How are you? -How are you?
Lichy? -Yes.
-Right this way, please. -Okay.
**
Thank you.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Hi. How are you? -Excellent.
-Can I have a spicy margarita? -Yeah.
-I will do the same thing, please.
-Okay. -You want to start with a mezze?
-Sure. I'm dying to hear how
your conversation with Brynn went.
-Our conversation was really good.
I feel like, at first, it, like, took us a while
'cause we were both like...
Like, butting heads. -Shocking.
-Yeah. -Shocking.
-But I'm so, like, relieved and happy
'cause it's, like, this thing has been bothering me.
-Well, I'm glad that you guys made up.
-I am hopeful that these things will not occur
in our Hamptons home,
that I am hosting these girls again.
So I thought it would be really fun to have you all
out East next weekend.
I guess we'll figure out the rooms when we're there.
It's really comfortable. I think we'll be fine.
I'm terrified. I might not have running water.
The kitchen's literally being installed now.
If anything goes wrong, I won't have a kitchen.
-Things have gone wrong.
-Yeah, it always goes wrong in construction,
but I feel like, at this point, I know how to do these things.
I am in a phase in my life where, like,
I want to work hard, but I just want to have fun.
Which is why I got really mad at you this year,
with all your [bleep] -I know.
When I hide things from you,
it's obviously not coming from a malicious place,
but I get why it would piss you off.
-Pissed off doesn't even begin...
-Yeah, it's much deeper than that.
-I got the cauliflower here. -Beautiful.
-Here's the crudités. -Oh, my God. Thank you.
-Of course. And the mezze. -Wow!
-Enjoy. Of course. -Thank you so much.
Finding out that you sold our Bitcoin...
when we needed that for something
that you know I wanted to use it for...
Bitcoin was high, and I thought it was a good time
to pay off a large chunk of our mortgage.
I was just excited to log in to my account
and see how much it had grown.
And then I go, and I see that it's gone.
So, shock. Major shock.
And he sold it when it was much lower than it is now.
So, of course, I was very angry.
You don't do that without having a discussion.
That's what bothered me.
The worst part was that you had sold it years ago,
and that's what was so upsetting.
You [bleep] up.
And then that spiraled into learning about
all the other [bleep] that you've been hiding from me.
He had, you know, some other bills
from our previous business that he needed to clear up.
I had a handbag line all those years ago.
-Uh-huh. Yeah. -Wasn't my business. Not for me.
And we went into debt because of it.
I thought we were out.
-So it's just one thing, and then it's like, "Okay,
well, now I'm going to patch this up,"
and it's just a [bleep] patchwork.
Like, it just becomes this pattern.
I still feel terrible.
-You do have to be honest with me.
-I know. -I am a successful woman,
and I deserve to be treated like a partner.
You held so much from me.
A few months ago, you could have asked me
if we were going to be okay, and I wouldn't have known.
-I didn't feel like my wife didn't deserve
to know something.
I just didn't want to add to the stress
that she's dealing with in her life.
If you're together with somebody,
there's that inclination to protect them,
but in the long run, it's not the right thing to do.
-You do have to be communicative,
and I expect those things.
And if that happens again,
it's going to be really, like, a big problem.
-I'm getting better with... -I know you are.
-...Like, the real-time communication.
-Which is why I'm still sitting here in front of you. -I know.
I think part of, like, the pattern that we got into
in our relationship, me withholding stuff from you
and hiding stuff and you getting, like, partially reactive
is, like, because we didn't know each other that well
when we got married.
We used to joke about it.
Like, "We don't really know each other."
-Just getting to know you now.
-Kind of. -I didn't want to get married.
I was flying around town with...
-I know you were.
-Never had to sleep with anyone, ever.
They just flew me around.
-I think that was part of my insecurity, though,
when we first started dating.
I worked to get to where I was.
I grew up comfortably, but I was never a trust-fund kid.
And so, like, meeting you, and you're like, "Oh,
getting flown on private jets and going on all these trips,"
like, in my mind, it's like, "Okay,
well, like, I need to deliver that now."
I feel a great deal of pressure to provide a standard of living
she wanted, and so I'm working my ass off
to provide a certain lifestyle.
And when I'm under pressure, I mean, I can make mistakes.
We've been together 13 years,
but I feel like the past few months,
we've really --
-We're adults? -Yeah.
-I mean, keep working on it,
'cause you need to continue to prove yourself. -I have work to do.
-And we'll be okay.
-Coming up... -I'm terrified.
-Aah! Oh, gosh.
**
-Hi! -Hi. Welcome in.
I love your outfit today. You look stunning. -Thank you so much.
-Yeah, of course. -We're shopping for the Hamptons.
-Okay. Were you looking for more dresses?
-Oh, I love these. Oh, my God.
-Yes, they're amber diamond and 14-karat gold.
-I told my boyfriend, if he's going to propose, I need a yellow diamond.
-Oh, there you go. -And then he came back,
like, a few weeks like, "You know,
it's actually more expensive than regular diamond."
-Yeah. -I said, "Is it? I wasn't sure."
-You can't help that you have a good taste.
-Hello, girly. -Hi, my love.
Ahh! The hair!
You are so chic. -Thank you. I appreciate it.
-Look, my first purchase.
-Those are cute. Hi. How are you?
You getting jewelry? Let me take my jacket off.
I'm getting like Jenna now. All I do is, like, button-downs.
-Oh, look at my nipple. My God. -What?
-Look at them. -Why are they like this, though?
-They're not. It's just my bra.
-Well, you have one nipple up and one nipple down.
-Is it? -Yes.
-Maybe you're just short, you don't see it.
-Are you wearing the SKIM -- the SKIMS nipple bra?
-No. Really, people buy -- like, buy a bra that has nipple?
-Yeah, it's just like hard nipples.
-But I try to make my nipple not to be hard.
Why would someone want a nipple hard?
-'Cause it's sexy. -That's so gross.
-No, it's not. I think it's very sexy. -It is.
-I would think she wouldn't mind hard nipples.
She loves to show her tits.
Everybody should show their hard nipples. Why not?
Like, it's a thing. Like, "My nipples are hard.
So what? My headlights are on. Let's show them."
I'm actually quite shocked.
All right, tell me what else is going on.
-I don't know, I'm just, like, ugh. -What's the matter?
-My house. The water thing in February,
now it went on the kitchen.
-So what is it? Just all water damage. -It's water damage.
-What were you doing for water?
-Stay at Mandarin hotel. -You got to be joking.
-I swear to God. Or Connecticut with Oliver.
-Do you think everything is good with him, though? -Yeah.
-He feels -- -He's the one stable thing I have in my life right now.
-I'm happy for you! -I know. I know, I know, I know, I know.
He said no to a job, to move, because of me.
I think that's why [bleep] start feeling real.
-Oh, so then it feels very real to you. -Yeah, yeah.
-I think it's going to be fine. It just takes adjusting. -Yeah.
-So everything else is okay, though? -Yeah.
-I feel like you've been kind of, like,
not your happy-go-lucky self. -Yeah.
Well, it's sad for me to see people words getting twisted.
You can be vulnerable. This one -- This one goes
and tell this one and flip things.
And I don't know.
Brynn -- she will never twisted your words
if she doesn't have the fact.
So, Erin, why did you feel comfortable
to go tell Brynn and Jessel
about what happen in the Hamptons with you and Jenna?
-Right. -That's not your story to tell.
Now you're going to Brynn, this intelligent [bleep]...
-Manipulator. -...manipulator.
She took this and ran to Jenna
and tell Jenna what she think. -But why?
It's like she wants everybody else to fight
but only be friends with her.
-Brynn and I were really close.
But when Brynn expose my boyfriend,
I was shocked because Sai
was the only person who knew about this.
-Ubah, I heard you got a man in Connecticut.
-Oh, no. -Oh. -Oh!
-Brynn! -But then I was like, "Ooh,
Brynn is not loyal,"
because I have been there for you.
When she did that, whoa, I'm taking 10 steps back.
Anyone who is getting close, Brynn feel threatened.
Every time Brynn start twisting information,
to me, I'm like, "Ten more steps back."
I think I'm somewhere in Maldives.
I'm not even in New York anymore.
-I like how, conveniently, no one remembers [bleep]
When you need someone, "Do you remember that night?
Was it weird," "I don't remember."
-That's why I say no all the time.
-Everybody is supposed to be taking a helicopter.
So, are you going? -Oh, no, no, no.
I'm not taking a helicopter. I'm driving.
I already told Erin I'm driving. -Why?
-I like to drive. I like being in my car, making my phone call.
-So it's not because you don't want to be with the girls?
-No. Absolutely not. Because I'm going to be with them in the Hamptons.
If I didn't want to be with the girls, I just wouldn't show up.
-I'll drive with you. -Are you sure?
-Yeah. I'll drive with you. -You sure?
-I'm not a big helicopter person with kids.
I can drive, or you can drive. -Yeah.
You drive, and then I can talk.
**
-I'll actually hold this open for you, 'cause you have more than I do.
Thank you so much.
-Hi! -Hi. How are you? Good morning.
-Can I ask a massive favor? Can I change the board?
Are you allowed to say "skank" on it?
They'll feel at home. -Of course.
-Signage of who's flying should be accurate.
Look, I don't make the rules. The FAA does.
-Wee! -Hello!
-I am so excited. -Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
-Ugh! My outfit!
Oh, good Lord.
-Could I have a coffee? -I'm having orange juice...
-I was gonna say. -...with vodka. [ Laughs ]
-Can someone open the door? -I hear someone shouting.
-Oh, my God, that would be Jessel.
-Hi! Oh my God.
What the [bleep]
This is insane! -[ Laughs ]
-I'm not gonna help her.
-How do I -- -I think we can close it.
-Oh, my God.
You guys... -Are you wearing a crop top?
-Yeah, babe! -I love it.
-Hi! -How are you?
-I'm obsessed with this look. This whole look is genius.
Is this an shoot? Are we doing a shoot out here?
-Should I do it? It is it --
Oh, look, I match the helicopter!
-Do you drink, my love? -Yeah. I want some champagne.
-Hey, hey, hey, that's for you.
-[ Laughs ] -That's for you.
-That is amazing.
Pavit is literally, like, jizzing in his pants.
He's like, "Send me" -- He's like, "Send me chopper pics."
Exclamation mark, exclamation mark. -I did not need that visual.
-I'm sorry. [ Laughter ]
I was bummed when Ubah and Sai said that they couldn't come.
Ubah just said she prefers driving.
-I knew Sai wasn't going to fly in this mess, though.
-Why not? -Because she already said it.
She was like, "If it's cloudy, I'm not flying."
-She's not a meteorologist, is she?
-She's not. -Sai doesn't want to be around me.
-But don't you feel like, if you just brush it over --
-No, I don't care. You screamed at me, and I --
and I forgive you. I don't want to fight.
I want to get drunk and have fun. -Yeah.
-Like, I'm a party girl. I'm not like this, like,
"Let's sit down and, like, stab each other." -Yeah.
-But here's the thing. You guys were so close, right?
From what Sai told me, you guys were so close. -Yeah.
She keeps screaming at me in public for no reason,
telling me to go [bleep] myself. What is that?
This is New York. This is Manhattan.
It's not Rikers Island. -Yeah, yeah.
-Like, that's how she's acting.
-Let's -- Let's try and FaceTime Jenna. Where is that girl?
-She's fashionably late. -We can't wait for her. -She's, like, so late.
Here. I'm gonna video her. -The chopper does not wait.
-I love videoing people. And, like, the two seconds that,
like, they don't pick up and you get to stare at yourself,
it's, like, the best time. -Oh, and you can check. Yeah.
Oh, my God, you're just feeling your-- Look at you.
I get ya.
-Are you serious? -Where are you?
-Oh, you're in a car driving to the helipad.
-What?! -What?! [Bleep]
-You're not coming on the helicopter with us?
-What is going on over here? -She's joking.
You're driving here. -We're sitting here waiting.
-Yeah! We're waiting for you, Jenna!
**
-You're not coming on the helicopter with us? -Oh, my God.
-Yeah! We're waiting for you, Jenna!
-Why would we know that? -No. One of your 10 assistants didn't tell us.
What is that stitching? Are you in a Bentley?
-Yeah. She is.
-Oh, I forgot about Racquel.
-Aw!
**
-Yes, bitch, yes!
Yes! Work! [ Camera shutter clicking ]
Oh, my God! Okay, this is good.
This way, this way, this way. -You got it.
-Ooh!
-What is happening?!
-That's Jessel in a nutshell.
-Whoo! -[ Laughing ]
-Here we go.
I'm terrified. -It's fine!
-Oh, my God!
**
Aah! Oh, God.
Oh-oh-oh.
Look at the skyline, you guys. This is sick.
-Oh, my God, I, like, freak out with turbulence on a plane.
So, like, this is special. -I know, I know.
It's not going to be like this the whole way. I promise.
-It smooths out after we get off the water? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Yeah.
Uh...
-No comment? Yeah.
-And also, if you're like, "I don't know what to say,
here's what someone asked me," like, come to me.
-No, no, no, I know. I'm saying, like, in press and like --
Because once you're announced and it's out there...
-Oh, no, no. You should read my -- the text message
I just got right now.
-From who? -The Daily Mail.
They're like, "We're gonna run this story. It's about..."
And I was like, "Great." -I'm sorry. It's starting.
-Right before we started filming.
-This weekend, all of these news articles
came out about Rebecca and being in Scientology.
So there's more questions than answers.
I know you say "no comment." That kind of doesn't work.
I'm a publicist, too. So is she.
I just tell people, "If you're curious, read a book." That's it.
-Yeah. Right. Yeah. -If you're curious,
let's talk about it when you can actually hear me talk.
First of all, we're in a helicopter and it's loud.
I am not uncomfortable talking about it,
but I want to talk about it when there's a genuine interest
and it's not just like, "Tell me about the movie."
Do you want your friend to tell you about the whole movie
or just -- just go see the movie?
-Just play devil's advocate.
Scientology is something that's, like, celebrity-heavy.
People like to talk about it. Like, they're interested and curious.
You know what I mean? -Yeah.
Like, we're a world-recognized religion.
There's nothing -- There's nothing secret.
There's nothing weird, you know?
-The response I'm getting is very, like,
I'm talking to ChatGPT.
-Uh, not really.
-Actually, John Travolta --
Oh, I can't say this on camera. Never mind.
I can't. No, I can't. I actually can't.
-Every single religion or organized religion
has an extreme version of it.
And if you only look at that,
that's actually not really a fair assessment.
I have my religion. It's called ice cream and puppies.
-Listen, the upside of it is at least
Scientology has pretty-looking celebrities.
-This is not the time or the place for this conversation,
but I feel like I'm talking to, like, a door-to-door salesman
or something that's trying to sell me snake oil.
Between us, you guys, it's weird.
-Yeah. [ Groans ]
-20 more minutes.
-Next time on "The Real Housewives of New York City"...
[ All cheer ]
-Oh, lingerie! -You guys are sharing a room?
-Jenna, don't get me jealous!
-The crotch area, it's out there.
-It's out there. -She was naked.
-She was literally wearing anal beads sitting there. -She was literally naked.
-You guys are all lies.
-What? No, no. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
-No, no, no, no, no, no. -Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. Na-na-na-na-na.