Previously on "The Real Housewives of New York City"...
It's sad for me to see people words getting twisted.
Brynn, this intelligent manipulator.
Brynn needs to stir the pot.
Sprinkle some little bull [bleep] in it,
and then feed it to all of us so we don't get along.
I am hopeful that these things will not occur
in our Hamptons home that I am hosting these girls again.
I might not have running water.
The kitchens literally being installed now.
You are unwell, Brynn.
I'm literally the most well person.
Not today Satan. - The devil?
Not today Satan.
- Satan? - I won't do it.
I wrote Brynn separately,
explaining my feelings with her.
Can we talk it through? - Yeah.
She doesn't write me back, but she read it.
But if you want to find something with her--
She won't meet with me.
You know what?
I forgive Erin because Erin says
stupid about people's money.
I felt like you went to Jenna
to try and break up my friendship with her.
I am really sorry if me telling her that, like,
strained you guy's relationship and stuff like that.
It also just hurt me with you.
Yeah.
Why date their dad when you can just be mother?
In the cocktail of life,
A New Yorker is never shaken or stirred.
Just like a painting,
you'll need a couple of looks to figure me out.
I may be hungry, but at least I'm not thirsty!
I'm not "up-and-coming."
I am already there.
Love looks good on me.
But, darling, what doesn't?
Not everyone can be Jenna [bleep] Lyons,
but they can try.
- Hey. - Hi.
No, mama's out.
I'm gonna be drunk for the next three days,
so don't call me.
- Ooh! Oh, my God! - Oh [bleep].
I just spilled champagne on myself.
There's a blanket in there.
- Thanks, baby. - Oh, you need a diaper.
Oh, I'm so wet.
Honey, the 80 degrees that is coming off your side is--
I'm sweating like I'm in a sauna.
You cannot have it--
- You like a sauna. - No, no.
You have on a coat a sweater.
You have on the seat warmer.
And it's 80. And you have it on 80 degrees.
I'm not complaining.
It's just so hot.
It's coming on my side.
I'm like trying to figure out why I'm hot.
I don't have on deodorant like I--
It's just like...
What is going on with your arm?
What do you think it is?
I don't know.
Honestly, it could be stress.
I don't want to rush anything.
I'm not a person who rush things out.
And I think this is why it's stressing me.
Because Oliver already got, like,
a room for me to paint.
Big, huge canvas.
- That's nice. - And paint and everything.
And I have a whole room for me to paint in Greenwich.
- That's really sweet. - It's very sweet.
But it's also like, I'm like,
are you trying to, like, lock me in in this gate?
He just wants you to have a place
that you're comfortable in.
It-- This drives me crazy. - I know.
You get opportunities.
And then when you get them, you freak out
And you want to throw them away.
I think you have to just surrender sometimes.
I absolutely adore Oliver. He wants me to move in.
When I'm with him, it's really nice conversation.
But when I'm not with him, I'm freaking out.
I really am so grateful for Oliver.
Blech!
And he smells really good, too.
- Blech! Yuck! - Yeah, my baby, my baby.
You're talking about somebody's feet.
- Yeah, my baby. - Ugh!
I'm talking about my baby's feet.
And you smell his feet?
Like, in between his toes? All the time, all the time.
I like massaging. Like, the guy is super clean.
Trust me. - Yuck, ugh!
- We made it! - My [indistinct] feels like--
it's been, like, pancaked. - Thank you very much.
Thank you.
- Knock-knock. - Oh, my God.
Welcome!
Okay.
- Hi! - Hi!
- We're here!
- Yah! - We're here to start!
- You guys look... - Just--
Where are you going? To the ball?
We came on a chopper.
I mean, this is what we do. - I like it.
Hi! - You're fine.
Come to the kitchen. I got so much food.
I'm actually very concerned about the complaining.
Pringles and caviar.
It's an unusual combo.
Why do people eat this [bleep]?
Sorry, I shouldn't say [bleep]. It's very good.
I've tried to mitigate this.
Let's eat. I can make cocktails.
I hope it works.
And I'll tell you.
I have caviar in the fridge.
But I am not serving it.
Look at my kitchen.
- I love those chairs. - Oh, my God!
Wait, these are all new cabinets.
- All new cabinets. - Wow!
All new. Everything is new.
It's not fully done. Like, see?
Obviously, there's wire hanging here.
That's okay.
Listen, Miss Interior Designer stepped it up.
And here we have a brand spanking new kitchen.
There was like a new cabinet situation.
I think, upgraded, like, sink taps.
You know who doesn't want a new sink tap?
Um...
Yeah, I think it was it. Right?
Was it more? I don't know.
- Oh my God. - What are we doing?
I will have a cocktail with you guys.
I'll do one.
What is this? Maybe it wasn't down.
What?! Don't do this to me.
- I have to, I feel so terr-- - Why?
Because I wake up with the worst headaches.
I'm swollen. - Yeah, it's called a hangover.
I know, but I can't handle it anymore.
- Hello. - Hi!
- Hi, sweetie pies! - Welcome!
- It's freezing out. - I know.
And it was so nice yesterday.
- So beautiful. - I love the hair.
Thank you.
- I love it. So cute. - Thank you.
Appreciate it. What's going on?
Sai, you've got to see the spread.
- Oh, yeah. Show me the spread. - Come see the food!
- Hahaha! - Show me the spread.
- Come see the food. - I am so impressed by you!
- Thank you. - This looks good.
- Oh! They're great. - What are these?
- I think you're gonna-- - Is this okay?
What-- What happened to Racquel?
Wait, I heard the story about
driving up here with Racquel.
I called her.
By the way, I'm just curious.
Why didn't you want to drive with the other girls?
They said no? Wait.
They-- They said, no,
you can't have the front seat
even though you get carsick?
Yeah. She's like severely-- She gets severely car sick.
Yeah, but you guys wouldn't let her sit in the front.
- What? - You guys left her?
- What do you mean? - Because she needed to drive.
She said that you guys wouldn't let her sit in the front.
Huh?
Yeah, you said take Dramamine.
- Oh, my God. - Is she coming?
Is Racquel coming? - Yeah. Is she coming?
- She drove by herself. - Aww!
- That's sad. - I know.
What the [bleep]?
I've literally been here for two seconds.
I am feeling awkward about Brynn as it is.
And now I have an issue with Racquel.
Is she, like, crying in her car,
driving here, listening to a podcast?
Coming up...
- Jenna! - Oof!
- Okay. - That was like a teacher
calling you to come to the principal's office.
I heard the story about
driving up here with Racquel.
She said that you guys wouldn't let her
sit in the front and that...
- What? - She drove by herself.
- Aww! - That's sad.
Yeah, you said take Dramamine.
- Where's food? Where's food? - No, that's what I heard.
- No English! No English! - I said I called her, find out.
- Ubah, I'm standing right here. - I'm sorry. Let me get my phone.
I didn't do anything.
Old Sai would've been like,
"You're real corny and wack for that."
But no new 2.0. Sorry.
I'm more into having more conversation,
trying to get to the root of the problem.
Look?
I said, "We're driving." She said...
- Yeah. - Look, Erin.
"Hi! Do you still have room for one more?"
"Let's ride! I think you might
have to meet me at the house, though."
"9:30, I think."
So, then how come she didn't come?
And then I never heard back.
- That's weird. - Yeah. Huh.
It's not like you left without her.
No. Yeah. We didn't leave till, like, 10:30, 11:00.
Do you believe this telephone?
I just felt bad that everyone was driving separately.
Jenna drove alone.
What's the room situation?
- Oh, God. - Racquel and Jenna are sharing.
- Oh. - They are sharing?
I gotta get my stuff out.
- Hey! Hot mama! - Huh?
Come give me a ride, sugar mama!
I want to go in your car.
I looked at those cars.
They're like on a year waitlist for them.
- I know. - Mwah!
Hello!
Hi!
you. you.
- These are cute sunglasses. - How are you? Hi.
You know you have a clip in your hair?
- Yeah. - Okay.
No, I wanna play hard to get.
No, I'm gonna play hard to get.
You made me mad.
Oh, my God!
But is everything good?
I was a little bummed out that you--
Nothing is good.
- Nothing-- - Nothing is good.
So it's been-- It's been tough three months.
No no no no no.
By the way, I was really upset when I found out you left.
- I know. Jessel told me. - Yeah.
I know, but you should have saved your party.
- She wants that. - I do too.
No. It's my lunchbox.
Come, come, come.
- Hey! - Oh, hi!
- Look at this! - Wow.
- Hi. - Oh.
- Welcome to the Hamptons. - Thank you!
- I love the blue eyeliner. - Thank you.
How was the helicopter? - Oh, you know.
It was like this.
Wait. Why didn't you come with us?
Well, because I couldn't sit in the back.
I would have gotten really sick,
and the Dramamine would have been crazy.
Why didn't you ask?
Well, when I said I would drive, you were like,
oh, you can take Dramamine.
So I was like, okay.
I thought you made your own car.
Ah, okay. Alright.
I didn't know that you wanted to drive my car.
I thought you meant you could drive.
Like you're gonna drive your own car.
- Yeah, yeah. - Bitch, my car?
I just met you.
Honey, you can't drive my brand new car.
I just-- I just got this car.
No.
So it was wires crossed.
Okay. - Okay, great.
So you gonna talk to Sai today
just the two of you?
I'm torn, Ubah, because I'd rather do it sooner.
Because I don't want it to be awkward.
And I just want to have friends with us.
Because I don't want to come back with anger.
But what would you say though?
Would it better if I waited 72 hours to calm down?
Let's see what's happening?
I don't know. Is there something happening?
They need to work through some stuff.
Sai, sit here. We're leaving.
- What happened? - Sit down. Sit, sit right here.
- I actually think we should-- - Yeah.
No no no no no. Nobody's coming in.
Just let them sit for a while.
Hi, Winnie Pooh-pooh.
Hi. I guess we are having our talk.
Everyone is like, talk, talk, talk.
- I think-- - I just want us to be friends.
And I want this to go very quickly.
I don't want you to feel upset at me
for any way that I have hurt you.
I just want to be like, can I say that I'm--
All the ways that I've hurt you and truly to God.
And I think you've expressed them to me.
Well, and now, I'm really sorry.
I don't-- I don't--
I don't want to-- I don't want to hurt you.
I really appreciate your apology,
but I feel like you never even heard my side.
So again, we're, like,
kind of brushing my feelings underneath the rug.
You've never even heard me talk to you.
I was furious at your party. - Why?
I really appreciate that you invited me there.
But Jenna told me that you told her that I hate her.
And I'm like, what were your intentions?
- Okay. Jenna? - Yeah?
- Can you come here for a second? - Oof!
- That was like a teacher... - Okay. Uh-huh.
...Calling you to come to the principal's office.
- Yes, teacher. - Yeah.
Hi, Jenna-Benna.
Question. - Uh-oh.
Hi. Uh-oh.
At her party, I said, "Jenna, who told you I hate you?"
I didn't specifically call out, Brynn.
You said, this girl.
- I didn't specifically call-- - What?
Yes, you did, Jenna.
Why do you hate me?
I never said that. Who told you that?
Jenna, you said this girl.
Listen, the number of people who have given me feedback
and said to me that you've said things about me.
I understand that. And she was one of them.
I'm not saying she wasn't one of them,
but I certainly didn't highlight her or call her out.
And if I did, I don't remember that.
- But I really-- - You did.
Bitch!
Listen, what can you do
with an old lady who can't remember anything?
What am I gonna do, beat her up until she remembers something?
I just gotta let it go.
So I'm not the problem.
You are the problem, Brynn.
You are the problem.
Time. Okay. Wait. Time out, time out.
Did I say Sai doesn't like you? Sai hates you?
Or any derivative of that?
Just that she has talked about me.
Which, you know, is-- Which I--
That's been said to me so many times though.
So that's not-- - Exactly.
- By multiple people. - When you-- When you told me
on multiple occasions, Sai's talking [bleep] about me.
People in my circle say Sai's talking [bleep] about me.
Sai hates me.
After like-- - Then, you added in.
You're gonna make this about--
So I love that you can jump over the fact--
I'm not jumping anything.
Everyone in her life has said, you talk [bleep].
- I think-- - I love how we're jumping over
the fact-- the fact that she talks [bleep] about her
to everyone, and she's like, you were the 71st person who--
Who told her. - No, no, no like that.
Why are you-- Why are you so rude?
You're trying to say that you didn't say that.
Brynn, we're trying to have a conversation.
You're being so rude. - It's so crazy to me.
- You're very condescending. - It's very illogical.
- This is going in-- This-- - It's irrational.
Brynn and Sai have some, like, core wounds if they need to--
They need to heal.
It doesn't matter whether I said
you told me or Erin told me.
It's actually not the point.
The fact of the matter is, Sai said it.
It got around.
Great. Like who cares?
You're the one who said it.
I didn't say it, dude.
For the 100th time, I didn't [bleep] say it.
Believe me, if you told me you hated Jenna,
I would have been like Jenna.
Guess what? Sai said it.
We were at Casa Chupa Rani and she said it.
I love to stir the pot. Trust me.
I would have [bleep] told her.
I would have told her. I didn't say it.
- Great, thank you. - I didn't say it.
I really appreciate the conversation.
I never told her that.
She's saying she didn't say it.
At least give her that moment.
- Okay. Thank you. Great. - Fine.
Yeah, and you're forgiven for screaming at me
because of something you thought I said.
I'm forgiven? I didn't ask for forgiveness.
I don't regret-- I don't regret any of it.
- Stop this is getting worse. - Oh, we know you don't.
We know you don't regret anything.
This is not it.
We're great, Erin.
You're not listening to what happened
and what made me feel this way.
All you want to do is stick a pacifier in my mouth,
tell me we're cool, and then have fun with me.
That's toxic. And I'm good.
Her condescending tone is very frustrating.
So I'm gonna walk away. - It's not condescending.
Coming up...
Alright!
Jessel, everyone got lingerie.
But I got you a special gift.
It's very nice.
Everything's great.
We're good.
Her condescending tone is very frustrating.
So I'm gonna walk away. - It's not condescending.
It's annoying.
But you got in the middle of this a little.
I was just trying to be honest.
I promise. - I know.
I'm squashed. I'm moving on.
I'm not into, like,
trying to put someone in trouble.
And I certainly wouldn't do that to you,
so I don't really understand what's going on but I can't--
Even if you said it accidentally,
I don't know how, like, it's not,
Oh, Brynn, you didn't say it. So it's cool.
This is gonna be a long weekend.
I got this girl hitting me.
I'm in Sag Harbor.
And I came in on a chopper.
I'm like, this is just...
I want to see the diamond.
- This thing. - Here.
- Stunning. - Wow.
I have more where this came from.
- Oh, okay! - This is vintage.
I think that means you can hold onto it.
Thank you! Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
- Get her, get in there. - I don't want to offend.
Don't hug me. Oh, she's offering her own...
Give me a hug.
Okay, that's great.
- Aww! - Hug her back.
Hug her back.
Aww!
I'm shell shocked.
Traumatized, but also very happy.
I'm like, okay, we are safe for the moment.
- Wow. - Oh, my goodness.
I'm gonna outgift the gifter.
Oh, why? Are they all different?
- Oh. Thank you! - All the bags are different.
Thank you.
- This fell out of this. - Oh, my God.
- Oh, thank you. - Thanks, babe.
I have gifts too.
Here comes more gifts.
You know, my friend was all about the cup.
You know, the cups you wear when you're--
- The Diva Cup. - Yeah.
I [bleep] sneezed and it shot out of me.
I will never put anything like that up me again.
Can you imagine?
Wait, did it look like a murder scene?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
- Okay. - One up.
- Oh, my God, wait wait wait. - That's for Sai.
Oh. Lingerie!
Oh, my God!
- Ooh! - This is great.
- Alright! - I'm, jealous.
Jenna, don't get me jealous. - I know!
Jessel, everyone got lingerie, but I got you a special gift,
because last year I gave you a hard time
about wearing multiple labels.
This is the bag I need to take.
- Wait. No. - This one...
You can't have the Alexander Wang on your back
and Balenciaga on your bag.
Okay, Jenna Lyons called me a fashion victim.
It's very nice.
- Wait a second! - So you got Bottega.
- Jessel, you got Bottega! - Wow!
I cannot with you Jenna Lyons!
It's a Christmas tree!
I look like a Christmas tree. I'm a [bleep] Christmas tree.
Oh, my God!
Jenna, that's epic!
I cannot.
So wait, everyone else got lingerie?!
No you have got lingerie. Jenna, has you lingerie.
She has lingerie for you.
Here you are.
Okay, I'm actually nervous to see the lingerie.
- Ooh! - Now we're talking Jenna Lyons!
- I love that. - Hello!
Jessel, I think it's giving off fun, sexy vibes.
Oh, my goodness!
Does it have a hole?
Racquel-- Does it have a hole?
Does it have a hole.
Asking for a friend. Does it have a hole?
This is a lot of sexy lingerie.
Erin, what are we doing for dinner?
We're going to Calissa, which is Greek.
Oh, my God, that place is amazing.
I've never been there.
Okay, listen, let's all go to our rooms, okay?
Alright, let's rock and roll.
- Yeah, let's do it. - Who wore a wrap?
Probably Sai.
I'm just sleeping in your room, right?
Air bed? - Yes. You can sleep in my room.
- Bag as I'm sharing with you. - Yeah.
Oh, it's so cute.
Oh [bleep].
Oh, look, I got a full-length mirror.
The beds pretty good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No. On the back. On your back.
Oh my God, why did you hang that in your daughter's room?
It-- I should take it out. It's okay.
I'm in Hamptons mode.
- Should we drink more? - Should we take a shot?
Can you take two? Because you have to catch up.
- I'm shot Queen. - Do you want to tequila?
Take a shot. - Let's do a shot.
- I have shots of tequila. - I love tequila.
Oh, they're so loud. cackling hanks.
Cute.
You look great. Just don't hail a cab.
No.
Do you do anything for these amazing abs,
or are you just blessed?
I do do Pilates, but not very much.
I'm terrible. It's hard.
♪ Aint no regrets, just memories for me ♪
Oh, I love that.
- Ow! - Whoo!
That's why you are faboob-lous!
- You said boobs. - I said boobs.
And the boobs came out!
Girls Gone Wild-- Sab Harbor edition.
I'm wearing a SKIMS bodysuit, Sai,
But like, the crotch area is like...
It's very...
- It's out there. - It's out there.
Jessel has no clothes on.
I am wearing Alberta Ferretti Couture.
Literally walking around naked.
Your pussy's out there.
My cooch is very much out there.
I could feel the air.
Coming up...
You guys are twisting [bleep].
Everyone-- Everyone is pigeon. - Not me. You said not--
- Everyone's a what? - Like a pigeon.
- A pigeon? - Yeah.
- Whoo! - Yay!
- That's cute. - It's cute.
- It looks very Greek. - I wish we had the DJ.
It is. It is very Greek.
Oh, it's pretty!
Oh, this looks so pretty.
They play a lot of ABBA here.
- Oh, God. - Hey, am I sitting next to you?
- Yes, baby. Come sit. - Okay?
Oh, I love it. Nice and warm.
What are you having for your main.
I definitely want Branzino.
- Oh, yeah. - I want the zucchini chips.
I think we should have the zucchini chips for the table.
- The Masuka. - Moussaka.
Yeah. I think that is good.
Oh, I'm gonna take this.
- The Yemista. - The Yemista, yeah.
- Thank you. - Did you hear my stomach?
Just while we were laying down, it was like...
Oh, really?
- Every time-- - So bad!
Every time I almost fell asleep, I heard--
Oh, I know.
Why are you looking at me?
Because we really could hear you.
- Your voice really travels. - I'm sorry.
Definitely projects.
You speak in a complaining voice.
So it projects.
Shut the [bleep] up.
Complaining voice, like whiny?
No, I'm not whiny.
No, that's not how I sound.
I don't think I'm the loudest in this room, by the way.
Is everyone happy to be in the Hamptons?
Do you Hamptons a lot?
Oh, no, I'll say it the way
that rich people try to pretend like they're not saying
they have giggled up properties.
Do you head out east?
I actually in the '90s, had--
I had a house in Westhampton Beach.
I know you're art collector. Art curator.
I started out as a collector.
I was a model in the '90s. - It's amazing, I see it.
You were a '90s model.
You had some coins.
She was also at that time
married to a man. - I was.
Jenna, don't give away the plot.
Back then, art by artists of color was not a thing.
It wasn't like, ooh, let's buy this, but now it is.
- Yeah. - Initially when I started,
it was very hard to get galleries to sell to from me.
- Really? - Yeah.
I mean, they just didn't want to.
Even if it was an artist of color,
they they did not look at, you know, collectors like me.
They were selling to everybody else.
But that's crazy.
That. Yeah. So it does still happen.
- It still happens. - Wild.
So then I built a collection
that museum started wanting to borrow and galleries.
And then people came to me and were like,
can you help me build a collection now?
- Nice. - Wow
- So that was how I... - That's dope.
...ended up going into advising.
Racquel comes to the table with a lot of guts.
Like the woman has sort of charged through the art world,
a world that isn't necessarily friendly to women,
much less black women,
and has really forged an incredible niche for herself.
Did you meet Mel through the art world?
So Mel is a forensic neuropsychologist.
Oh, I got a boner.
Abe really liked her.
I, like, feel like I didn't speak to her at all.
- She's so sweet. - He was like, She's really cool.
- Are you guys married? - No. We're engaged so...
- Are you engaged? - How did the engagement occur?
We were on a ride with a bunch of other,
like a ride called the Ducati Ducks
that happens every year.
You're in a motorcycle gang, too.
We got off. We park all the bikes.
- Yeah, you did. - So, it's like...
Sorry, sorry, I can't-- I can't stop.
- She can't stop. - No.
- It's okay. - So we park all of the bikes.
And then everyone takes photos.
And I didn't realize that everyone
was staying away from us.
And she stands there and she starts telling me
how much she loves the kids.
And I was like, shh! Okay.
Okay, I get it. I know you love the kids.
but we've got to take this picture.
So it was like, oh, it's time to take pictures.
And then suddenly she goes to pull out a ring.
And I was like, "Are you [bleep] kidding me?"
That's the first thing out of my mouth.
Why? Where?
It was this whole situation?
- Oh, whoa! - Whoa!
That's your ring?
Do you wear this every day?
- I do. - I love that.
- Oh, my God. - Wow.
It's like black diamonds, white diamonds, cognac diamonds.
And it's, you know, it's very me.
As, like, a giant ring specialist--
Kudos.
If papa gave me that, I would be like,
did you get this out of a Kinder Egg?
I would think it was a hoax.
She's very eccentric and her clothes and things.
I don't see her with the little tiny diamond
engagement ring like the rest of us.
You know what I mean?
It's-- It's an art piece on my hand.
This is something
a neuropsychologist would purchase for--
Because it's a designer I love.
She's an art collector.
She has to work in, like, art. - I love it.
I totally thought you were going to say like.
And then we were driving off in the sunset
on the expressway,
and then I feel a tug at my hand.
- Brynn is making a movie. - And then before I know it,
there was the ring on my finger.
But it also would have been dangerous
because she needs both hands.
Yeah.
- Hey. Safety first Lesbians. - It would've been--
We are very safety first lesbians, definitely.
I want to be a lesbian so bad.
I think it's so chic.
Brynn, I was 43. How old are you?
- 38. - You've got time.
Tick tock, Jenna, tick tock.
Oh. So what's the plan for tomorrow, Erin?
We'll have breakfast from Ubah's favorite place.
- Oh, Provisions? - Did you look at the menu?
Yes, I did. I already ordered my stuff.
Okay, okay. This is the best story ever.
Now we have to put this one on the spot.
Now that she shared, you have to share.
- What am I gonna share? - Um...
Like, I don't know, I was born in San Diego.
Then we moved to Florida.
And then I left as soon as possible.
I came to New York when I was 18.
I fell in love with a guy. He had a great apartment.
And I was like, let's move in together.
Story of New York. I fell in love with a guy.
Wait wait wait. Were you in love?
Or did you just want to share rent?
I just needed to get out
of the place I was.
- Okay? So not in love. - We've all done it.
We've all done it. We've all done it.
On the eve of moving out,
the guy broke up with me, and I was like,
"But I need-- I need to live in this apartment.
Like, now, I have nowhere to go."
And he was like, "Sorry, you can't move in."
- What? - Yeah.
- You guys were [bleep]? - Yeah.
- That's bull [bleep]. - Wow.
That's a horrible thing to do.
And I went back to my roommate.
I was like, "I need the room back."
And she's like, "It's already been given to Brad."
But who was Brad?
Brad was the guy-- My high school boyfriend
that I was like, "Brad, you're moving to New York.
You can take my room."
- Oh, Stop! - I called.
I called Brad and I was like, "Don't take my room."
He's like, "I'm taking it."
We hate Brad.
I lost my virginity to Brad, so we like Brad.
You lost your virginity?
I lost my virginity at 16
because my parents had a really great deal.
They said, "If you don't do drugs,
we'll get you birth control pills."
And I was like, sign me up.
- What?! - That's crazy.
- Wow. - Wow, I mean...
That was-- That was a normal then.
- That's not normal. - That's not normal.
Hold on, how could they-- - That's not normal now.
Are you saying it's weird that they did that?
Very. Yeah. Very weird.
- Yeah. - You don't think that's weird?
Would you do that with your daughter?
I'd make that deal with her.
I grew up in California, and so, like,
it was mostly about drinking and driving.
But, like, the idea that I would condone sex at 16.
It's all, like, too much. I have a 17-year-old kid.
Like I can't even imagine giving him...
Oh, God.
Well, you don't need our yea or nay.
She knew you were gonna have sex.
- Yeah, yeah. - I still have the bed.
- Wait, what? - You have the bed?
You kept the bed? - Not the mattress?
No, not the mattress. The bed fr--
I don't have it like-- - The bed frame.
It's not sentimental.
It's right there and it's easy.
Okay, I get it. Okay.
I wasn't like, this is my virgin bed.
I'm getting so confused.
Should we get the check?
Coming up...
Then stop bringing it up.
But we're not-- But we're not--
- Nah nah nah nah... - Nobody's--
No no no...
I didn't know you had stripper shoes on.
It's not that cold out.
Maybe we'll have a nice day tomorrow.
Okay. Girlies, it's has been real.
Love you.
- Goodnight! - Goodnight.
- Come on, Erin, come cuddle. - I am so tired.
Literally exhausted.
Oh, my God, it looks like a tornado went off in here.
Night, ladies.
- Good night! - Mwah!
- Amore. - Amore.
Guys.
- I think it was good. - You think it was good?
I really do, I think it's--
- I wasn't there. - Oh, I don't know from Sai.
But she thinks everything's great.
No, you don't think so?
- Just now? - No.
- Oh. Earlier. - This evening. Yeah.
I don't think I will ever win with her.
I'm trying to talk to you,
and you're dismissing everything that I'm saying.
Honestly, it's just like I...
The reason I'm not really opening up.
I'm not a fun as much as I have to--
I am with you. I am with you.
When I'm separate with people, I can go on feet massage.
Yeah. What is going on?
Because I'm scared to open up
from you bitches.
You guys are twisting [bleep].
Everyone-- Everyone is pigeon. - Not me. You just said--
Everyone is like not saying something.
- Everyone's a what? - Like a pigeon.
A Pigeon? Yeah.
Like-- Dah dah dah dah dah.
I give you news, but I forgot.
- A pigeon carrier. - Yeah.
They're all pigeon carrier. I came to Africa.
I thought, like, Amazon is here.
but there's no Amazon.
Everything in three days. Yeah. - Just pigeoning.
- Hey, boo bear. - We're just talking about you.
- Yeah, no big deal. - Oh, good. No, I like it.
Ubah's saying she feels bad.
Do you feel like everything was resolved?
Like you feel. Good?
Yeah, I think it's fine.
- Yeah? - We're fine.
But you are not. You guys are not.
Why are you talking about how Sai and I are?
Because Sai came to my room and said
that you did not let her speak.
She said you call her manipulative,
she twisting things.
Sai and I have a friendship.
And all of you guys.
And we've had our own friendship and we're working through it.
And I feel like we had a great breakthrough today,
and I'm really happy with where we're at.
So I don't--
I don't know why you guys are literally sitting
around talking about mine and Sai's friendship,
which we actually made up with.
You guys have to find something else to talk about.
If you think I don't have anything to do
in this world that I talk about you and Sai,
you must be go back.
And have diarrhea or something. - Then what else?
Because that is not the way I was doing it.
- Then what else? - I am just so [bleep] worried.
All of you guys. - Why are you guys talking--
Ubah, go to bed.
You told Jenna that Sai hates you.
Jenna say yes and then deny.
All this [bleep], - It's just not cool.
I don't need Ubah constantly in my ear
at every moment being like, Oh, Sai's hurt.
Sai's hurt. Have you seen Sai's side?
I know what Sai has been trying to do.
To sit down with Brynn and explain her feeling
and Brynn kind of like brush Sai off.
And so I'm caught in between.
Do I just nod or do I really tell them how I feel?
I don't think going back is going to do anything.
I think her and I are both the personality types,
we're going to go--
But it was before we talked.
That's what she was saying after.
- After we talked? - Yeah.
Boo-boo, she's talked about me.
She's said horrible about me.
She yelled at me in public multiple times.
Don't get me started.
Don't, don't-- don't go there with me.
Don't go there with me because I'll get mad.
You want to talk about [bleep]? You don't.
No, you don't want to. You don't want to.
Everyone should be very thankful
that I'm super cool and letting [bleep] fly.
No. You should be thankful.
I just apologized earlier, Ubah.
It's not your fight, Ubah. It's not your fight.
If you're mad at Brynn. If you say mean to Brynn.
She put under the rug.
And then she'll find another conflict with you
that related to someone else.
She has to be a victim and make it, like, a big deal,
because she never want to be the front line
of what the problem is.
Because then you really gonna see who she is.
I literally apologized multiple times and she goes,
thank you for your apology, and then she goes--
Jen and her like, are you gonna apologize to Brynn?
And she goes, no, I don't regret anything I did.
So you want to go there? Yes, Ubah.
I am annoyed with everyone.
When I read the text from Sai,
like it was clear to me that she did apologize.
So watching Brynn inside communicate
is like watching aliens on Mars
Be like, "Beedi-beedi-boop. Bada-badoo-boop-boop."
So maybe get the facts before you start.
- I got the fact. - No, you don't.
You hear someone doing a violin. That's a fake violin.
Violin is my favorite thing to play.
There's other instruments. There's better instruments.
No, but violin is better.
- I like violins. - I like violins, too.
Anyhow, so everyone needs to [bleep] chill out.
I'm chill as a cucumber.
- What's the resolution here? - Yeah, you good?
Literally, she was being sweet--
I forgave her--
Then stop bringing it up.
But we're not-- But we're not--
Dah dah dah dah dah.
- No no no no. - No no no no no no no no no no.
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.
Nah nah nah nah nah.
- Should we get coffee? - You want to put a top on?
Nooo.
The titties have to be free.
They have to breathe. - Okay.
I'm sleeping with your wife, Pavit.
I found a new partner.
I'm gonna make a baby girl with her.
I'll raise the baby, too. Don't worry.
Oh, God.
Last night was fun.
- Dinner was hilarious. - It was hilarious.
Jessel, I thought was so funny.
She was naked.
She was literally wearing anal beads sitting there.
By the way, this thing, Sai.
I'm starting to feel good.
Like you know how astronauts get-- they get hurt.
They use this to heal them when they're in space.
How much did it cost you?
Well...
Yeah, but if you go to the spa this costs how much?
I do spa every week. Yeah. You're right.
How did you feel about last night?
I think the game of telephone needs to stop.
Words get twisted.
I think we should all just be
more direct with each other.
Welcome to my world.
Are you twisted or the twister?
At least you admit it. - Yeah.
- So, did you hear the noise? - Mnh-mnh.
I was with Erin and Jessel.
- Talk to you every day. - Yeah.
Because you don't twist my words.
I was like, listen, I can't open up.
You guys are very-- not just--
just you guys like like the [bleep] whole crew.
I was like, you guys twist things.
Speaking of someone twisting someone words,
I'm so confused.
We invited Racquel to drive with us.
Yeah.
And then as soon as I come in,
Erin was like, you told her,
she has to sit in the back seat.
Why is Erin telling you?
I don't know, but again,
I'm here trying to be like kumbaya.
Like, I don't want to-- - Erin is carrying things again.
I need to train these pigeons.
Morning.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- It's Cass. - I thought it was.
I'm Cass. I'm Cass.
Oh, guys, it's catching pigeon people.
What's up, pigeons?
- Thank you. - Enjoy.
Our food is here!
- Come outside. - Okay.
Oh.
Oh, it's so nice, actually.
I'm a little cold.
Ubah, sit in the sun. Let her on the side.
Whose Porsche is in the driveway?
- It's mine. - Is it a turbo?
Uh, no. This one is not.
The waiting list for the turbo was like two years.
They usually will sell you the ones that's on the floor.
Jenna, do you think the Bentley is going to break down?
I'm sure, but I will only travel with Erin.
And that way she can get me an Uber home.
So Jenna does have money.
- Are you looking at her wrist? - This girl has money, okay?
She always wears diamonds to breakfast.
She just doesn't like to pay for Ubers.
I was just making sure that Erin could afford it.
Oh! - I couldn't.
I think this is why Sai's not here.
Oh. She upset?
Sai is so tired of being, you know,
being used as a pawn.
- A pun? - A pawn.
- Yeah.
Who's using her as a pawn?
Like everything she says get twisted.
And yesterday we were told that you said
that we didn't let you drive first.
But she thought you were gonna drive your car.
Yeah. No, I know that. That's what she thought.
Well, I'm telling you, in this group,
there's a lot of miscommunicated.
Maybe it's because people are using spokespeople,
not talking for themselves.
Where is Sai?
She can't talk to her? - Erin said it to Sai.
It's between them. - I'm not just a spokesperson.
I'm actually-- - A client.
You're literally a spokesperson.
Shut the [bleep] up!
In this group, there's a lot of miscommunicated.
Maybe it's because people are using spokespeople,
and not talking for themselves.
Where is Sai? She can't talk to her?
Shut the [bleep] up!
There's definitely underlying emotions here.
Ubah doesn't trust Brynn largely due to Mr. CT.
Ubah, I heard you got a man in Connecticut.
- Oh, no. - Oh!
Brynn, that was [bleep] up.
- No it's not. - Yeah it is. Don't do that.
What we're seeing is kind of the remnants of that
all bubbling to the surface right now.
I was actually the person who was supposed to drive here.
So I was included in this.
When when she was deliver the message,
it was both Sai and I.
The only reason I spoke to Brynn the way I did,
she was condescending towards me.
When you're condescending,
I will meet you with disrespectful also.
I'm not nobody's spokesperson.
Nobody can afford this bitch. - You look so sporty.
I'm Sporty [bleep] Spice.
So don't [bleep] say a spokesperson.
What happened? What's going on?
Ubah's your spokesperson.
She's speaking on your behalf.
Everyone here is a pigeon. Everyone.
- Everyone? - Everyone has a wrong address.
Everyone tells things that are not true.
Everyone misinterpret thing.
We need to clean our ears or something.
I think we need to be respectful in our language.
- No no no no. - You don't need to yell,
"Shut the [bleep] up," to people.
I'm not talking to you. You need to watch your language.
I am not watching my language.
Watch your language. You need to be respectful.
- There's-- There's no. - You can't yell, "[Bleep] you."
You are biggest pigeon of all of them here.
You say--
You are the one making this group
that not trusting each other,
not want to talk about one another.
How I grew up. You don't call names.
Maybe it's to use your words,
but no name calling.
It was called lowbrow fighting.
I like smart arguments, you know, like nice shoes.
Where'd you get those? Nordstrom rack.
Like, to me, that's funny.
When you just come in, you.
you, bitch, that so, like.
Find better words, Say something smarter.
Offend me in a better way.
I don't exist in worlds where it's like [bleep] you.
you. - Like that's trashy.
Like you are worse [bleep].
You are a snake. Nobody sees you coming.
- Wait! - God, no!
Whoa, whoa.
That is true. And all of you guys think this.
But you don't want to say it.
- Hold on, hold on. - Let's watch our language.
No, no, don't tell me what to do.
- That's-- - Pineapple.
That--
What's pineapple?
Pineapple is my favorite.
Why are you yelling pineapple mid-conversation?
This is weird. - They have, like, a safe word.
It really works, doesn't it?
No, no, don't tell me.
Pineapple.
That--
Calm down.
What is this? Pavlov's dog.
Didn't Tom cruise use a pineapple when he was,
like, stranded on castaway?
Wasn't that thing-- That wasn't Wilson?
Was it Wilson? No.
Tom Hanks. Oh, my God.
I'm just taking notes because
like, maybe I should be doing this with Sugar.
We're yelling safe words now.
No, no, no, the only safe word is when I'm having sex.
Am I having sex right now?
Someone's getting [bleep].
What's the safe word during sex?
Oh, I want to hear that.
You know what my safe word is?
- Zucchini. - Zucchini.
I can't imagine saying zucchini during sex.
- Zucchini? - No. No.
It's not happening.
Are you freezing?
It's pretty, pretty crisp.
Alright.
Let's walk.
I'm sorry. I'm [bleep] cold.
I'm miserable. - Yeah. No, it is cold.
- I don't know how. - You didn't go in sooner.
I want that chair.
- I'll sit next to you. - Okay.
I feel so much better in here.
I think you're really taking it,
the Sai stuff, into yourself because you care.
I just really don't want there to be a blow up.
And I feel it happening.
I think Brynn, she's gonna blow up.
You know what? Good luck.
Blow up, pigeon.
Next time on "The Real Housewives of New York City"...
Shabbat shalom, bitches!
Oh, my God, everyone--
Were you just throwing up in my sink?!
There's a downstairs
that used to be like a full on sex dungeon.
No. What?
Calling someone snake a liar, It's not a good thing.
I don't have to sit here and take this
bull [bleep] from people.
I want to get the out of here.
I'm not happy with this [bleep].