-Previously on "The Real Housewives of New York City"...
-I'm hosting these girls again in our Hamptons home.
-Welcome. -And I'm terrified.
-Jessel, everyone got lingerie, but I got you a special gift.
-It's a Christmas tree! -It's a Christmas tree!
-Jessel... -She was naked.
-She was literally wearing anal beads sitting there.
-[ Laughs ]
-Everyone is a pigeon. -Everyone's a what?
-Like a pigeon.
They're like... like, giving news.
-A pigeon carrier? -Yeah.
-Jenna told me that you told her that I hate her.
-For the hundredth time, I didn't [bleep] say it.
-Her condescending tone is very frustrating.
-I don't exist in worlds where it's like [Bleep] you.
[Bleep] you." Like, it's trashy.
-You know what? You are worse than [Bleep] you."
You are a snake. Nobody sees you coming.
-Wait. No. -Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-All of you guys think this, but you don't want to say anything.
**
-Why date their dad when you can just be mother?
-In the cocktail of life,
a New Yorker is never shaken or stirred.
-Just like a painting,
you'll need a couple of looks to figure me out.
-I may be hungry, but at least I'm not thirsty.
-I'm not up-and-coming. I am already there.
-Love looks good on me. But, darling, what doesn't?
-Not everyone can be Jenna [bleep] Lyons, but they can try.
**
-I feel like I can't get enough water,
and I'm drinking so much, and I feel like I'm dehydrated.
-You're also nursing still.
-So are you pump-and-dumping right now?
-No. I'm freezing.
-I have to say nothing worse than not emptying.
-I know. It's so uncomfortable.
-So painful.
One time, Gavin and I, we went to a club in Paris,
and I felt, like, that feeling, and I was like [Bleep]
Babe, you're gonna have to sort me out.
We are gonna go into the bathroom right now,
and you need to relieve me."
-Yeah. -And he took one for the team.
-Did he spit? -Yeah.
I don't think David ever did that for me.
**
-Guys, I went to tennis camp here.
-This is like the camp you went to the Hamptons?
-[ Laughs ] -Let's play tennis!
-Keep your skirt down. -Oh, I'm so excited.
-Ooh! -Oh, my God.
-This is so cute. -Hi.
-Hi, girls. Tino. -Erin. Nice to meet you, Tino.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
-You're awake now. -I'm awake.
-Tino and I are gonna hit a lot of balls together.
-Tell me which racket I should use.
-Yeah, yeah. Let's go over there and we...
-Erin's so horny.
Erin is a little hornball.
-I'm gonna play my [bleep] ass off
and show you how cute my ass is while I'm doing it.
-Is this good for me, you think? -Yeah. It's smooth.
-All right. -All right. Let's do a warm-up.
Yeah, let's go on that side.
I'm gonna be here on this side, feeding.
-Winner gets to kiss the tennis instructor.
-It's a spectator sport.
Everyone needs a spectator. That's us.
-I want to see how you hit the ball.
-Ooh! -All right. And then we switch.
-That was a mess.
-"And then we switch." -[ Screams, laughs ]
-Let's do a chest bump. -[ Laughs ]
-[ Grunts ] No. -Okay.
-Oh, wow. This is going great.
-Jenna, I'm telling you, we're not safe here.
-[ Laughs ]
-Ah. -Oh!
-Very unathletic group.
-Let's hold the racket at the bottom, right?
-I'm British. I play cricket.
-It's clear to me that they have never held a racket.
They look like those signs outside of the car salesmen.
Their arms are like...
-What are we doing?
-Disappointing. They suck.
-Yeah. You know what?
I think I'm done playing the sports.
-Ubah and I are trying to beat each other.
-Oh! -All right.
Well, we got a five minute workout in.
-Oh, God.
-Ooh! -It was out.
-Wait. Will you put your legs crossed like there?
-Jenna's always trying to, like, direct.
-It just looks cute with your two -- Oh, no, no.
Cross like theirs.
Like theirs. No, no. Like theirs.
Oh, my God. I love it.
Oh, hi. -Hey.
-Oh, hello.
-This is now the second time this is happening,
and I don't know what the [bleep] going on.
-Erin, do you have a sweater I can borrow?
-Yeah, I do.
-Um, you know what? Thank you. -You look so cute.
-I'm Brynn right now. -So cute.
-Um...
-Just because I don't react
doesn't mean that it doesn't affect me,
and I'm growing more and more resentful.
-You're really good, Ubi. -Ubah, you're good.
Ubah, you're good.
-I'll be back.
-I don't see any sort of, like, remorse or anything.
-Shut the [bleep] up.
-I think we need to be respectful in our language too.
You don't need to yell "Shut the [bleep] up" to people.
-I'm not talking to you.
-You need to watch your language.
-I am not watching my language,
and there's nothing you can do about it.
-My fight-or-flight is kicking in.
And because I don't fight, I'm on the first flight, baby.
-How do you pronounce your last name?
-Chevremont.
-Oui.
-How did you get a French last name?
-Puerto Ricans are very mixed. -Yeah.
-But the French name that I have
isn't actually my father's last name.
-No? -No.
I have absolutely no relationship with my father.
-Really? -Yeah.
My mother left him when I was about 1.
So when I was 11, I wanted to know who my father was.
My mother reached out to his brother, and she got his number,
and I called, and a woman picked up.
So then she asked who I was, and I said I was his daughter.
Well, that didn't go over well.
And then I got a call from him
telling me never to call the house again.
-Wow.
-So... -That sucks.
-Yeah. -And so no interest at all?
-My dad did the same thing. -There was no interest.
-It's horrible. It's a [bleep] feeling. Yeah.
-And that was it? -Well, no.
My mom reached out to his brother
and told him what happened, and he lost it,
and he reached out to my father
and said, "You can't do this [bleep]
This is your daughter. She wants to see you."
And he invited me to a Thanksgiving.
-And how old are you? Sorry. You're like...
-I was at this point 12. -Okay.
-So I met my sister and one of my brothers.
And by the end of the night -- You know those machine photos
where you go in and you get a picture?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Of course.
-He cut them, handed one to each of us,
and was like, "Nice knowing ya," basically.
-Wow.
-He was a complete dick. [ Chuckles ]
And so I went home and I was like,
"I don't want this man's name." -Yeah.
-I'm gonna do some [bleep] with my life.
-Yeah. -So...
**
So I told my mother, "I want to change my last name."
I don't want him to ever be able to claim me.
-Yes, that makes sense. -I'm so sorry.
-And I wanted to take her last name...
and she was like, "No.
My father's an asshole, too."
And so we just went down the family line and found a name.
-You find a good name. -Yeah.
Someone that she liked. -You found a really good name.
I love you.
-[ Sniffs, sobs ]
-I'm sorry.
**
-That was the last time I spoke to my father.
We have no clue where he's at, what he's doing.
Who the [bleep] treats their child that way?
-I get it.
It's a hole in your soul you don't get rid of ever.
-No.
I think it probably has me not trusting people
that are supposed to love me,
and it has affected me in ways that I may not even really know.
-The good news is that you have
absolutely made something of that name.
-I mean, to say the least. -Yeah.
-The LeBron of the art world. -Yeah. NBD.
It comes from a [bleep] up place,
but it actually can make you wildly successful.
[ Laughter ]
-I feel super, super close to her.
It's not often that I'm sitting next to someone
whose stories so closely relate to me,
and it gives me hope that, you know,
you can still process things and be sensitive about it
but at the same time not allow it to define you,
let alone hold you back.
-Shall we go back to the woods?
-Let's get out of here. -Yeah.
-Thank you for organizing this. Thanks, hottie.
Call us. [ Laughter ]
**
-I can't do the sun, okay?
I'm really working on my skin right now.
-You need the vitamin D.
-Oh, honey, I got that vitamin D before I left.
-[ Laughs ]
-I slept so well. Then I woke at 5 in the morning.
-And then went back to sleep. My dad does the same thing.
-Is he in town? -Why? Should we ask him?
-Please FaceTime him.
-Get in, guys.
-Let me confuse him. -Okay.
-Yeah! -Aah!
-Hi. -What's up?
We're gonna do kiddush and we're making Shabbat,
and everybody's making a dish.
-Only kosher. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Love you. Bye.
-Me, Ubah, Jessel, we'll go to the grocery store.
You guys, if you need anything, tell us what you need.
-Wait. Are we dressing up tonight?
Like, what is the vibe? -I'm making a pavlova.
You have to dress up for the pavlova.
**
-I would give anything to sit in a hot Jacuzzi.
-I'm gonna go put on some sweats.
-Yeah. I'm gonna get cozy.
-I'm gonna change, and then we go.
-When do you have to start cooking?
-Well, it's a fish.
I just honestly need to marinate it for a little bit.
-Will you do that when I'm making my pavlova?
-Yeah, definitely.
-I'm not in the kitchen by myself.
-The meringue base has to cool in the oven.
-Ubah said she puts her rice and beans in the oven.
How many ovens does Erin have?
-Hey. -Hi.
-Wait. Booby. Booby's coming out.
-Oh, God.
-Are you okay?
No. No. Please don't even say "go home."
It's that bad right now?
[Bleep] Really?
-I'm not doing this.
I don't know what's up with them.
I'm sick of it. My brother, I texted him.
I was like "What do I do?" He's like, "Just come home."
-No. [ Sighs ] -It's a thought.
-You have me.
-But it's my brother. -You have me. Oh.
I'm gonna cry now. -No. It's okay.
I just want to go home.
-I know that Sai and Ubah are very frustrated with Brynn,
but I have been the target of a pile-on.
You're trying to get everyone against me.
It's enough! It's, like, too much.
-Come on. Come on. -What are you doing to me?
I know how it feels to feel uncomfortable, like,
in a group where you feel like people don't like you.
I don't want her to feel like this,
especially not in my house.
-Let's not do this. -Okay.
Listen. Take a nap, for real. -Love you. Thank you.
I know. -Love you.
**
-Coming up...
-If you want to give me a 250K, I will carry your baby, Jessel.
I'm really invested here.
-Cute outfit to go shopping. -We're your friends.
We don't want to go grocery shopping and look not good
and like, "Those are Erin's friends.
Like, got to bring it. -Should we head out?
-Hey, guys, let's go.
'Cause we got to get the fish and stuff.
-Brynn?
**
-Hi. -Hi.
-Hi, baby.
-No, I'm not. -No?
-I'm gonna stay with you here. -You want to tell her?
I have to stay here 'cause I have to cook.
-Oh. You are? Okay. Cool. -Yeah.
-I'll help you. -Okay.
-Oh, it worked. I got the fire going!
-Can we, like, chill for a little and go sit by the fire?
-I just want to cut the eggplant and just get it started.
And then more than happy to chill.
-I don't know what I did to make them so mad,
but, like, literally look at me
and be like, "You're a snake. Da-da-da-da-da.
This is all your thing. Shut the [bleep] up."
-You are worse than [Bleep] you."
You are a snake. Nobody sees you coming.
-Wait. Guys, no. -Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. -That is true, and
all of you guys think this, but you don't want to say anything.
-Hold on. Hold on.
-It's, like, such an energy suck.
-Bigger knife? -Yeah.
-So this is, like, one for the grill.
-I do not want one that big. This is good.
-Okay. -I'm gonna sit by the fire.
-Where's the temperature gauge?
-This is on, off. -Wouldn't it make sense...
[ Knob clicks ] There.
-Oh, there. Thank you.
Do you know how to cook?
I mean, I know how to do the pavlova,
Um... -You're so lost in the kitchen.
-Well, it's not my --
-Those are mixing bowls. -Okay.
-I will be on the [bleep] floor. -With me.
Ah!
This is the deal of the century.
-Let's give you this one. -Okay.
Okay. I'll go get the rest of them right now.
-I accept your terms. [ Laughs ]
Give me that necklace. [ Laughs ]
-Who doesn't feel better when adorned in diamonds?
I'd like to meet that person.
There we go.
Diamonds are every girl's best friend.
They make you feel better.
I do think they have healing powers.
-This is not a diamond. This is a real diamond.
This is Brynn. This is Jenna.
**
-Hi! -Hi.
Do you have a coconut milk?
-Okay, so I need one bunch cilantro.
-You got cilantro? -Cilantro.
-I love when you call it cilantro.
-Oh, it's right here. -Oh, my God.
In front of my face. You're so tall, you saw it.
[ Laughs ] Oh, no.
-Ubah, don't burn the house down.
-Thank you so much. -Of course.
-Do we have dessert? What if Jenna's pavlova sucks?
Should we get some ice cream?
-Jessel. -Yo.
-When's the last time you been to a supermarket?
-I literally never go.
-Wait. Let's play a game of how much sh-- is.
-Oh, God.
**
-How much is organic milk? -Oh, okay.
So this [bleep] expensive. $6.50. Tell me.
-$9. -Damn!
-I honestly didn't realize that [bleep] milk was $9 either.
-We're in the Hamptons. -Let's get something else.
How much is avocado oil? -$5?
-No! -What?
Is it a a lot? Is that a lot?
-A dozen eggs.
-Oh, my God. $11.
-$8.
-Do you know how much my eggs are there?
They're like -- I'm paying $1,000 a month
for my frozen embryos right now.
Like, I can't with eggs.
-I thought you were talking about these.
I was like, "How are you paying $1,000?"
-It's, like, ridiculous. Frozen eggs.
-Are we paying this thing separate?
-Nah. Just put it all together.
-You want it all together? -So, do you pay per egg?
-I have like six or seven embryos,
so we're paying for a sh-- ton of money.
They're in Beverly Hills, Rodeo Drive.
-I think you're in a very expensive place.
I think the rent there is too expensive.
-I think the rent there is very high.
-Technically, you can put them in someone else,
like a surrogate, right?
-I would love to do that.
You know, the surrogate adds another $250,000.
-That sounds crazy. You just blew my mind.
If you want to give me 250K, I will carry your baby, Jessel.
I'm really invested here. I'll carry two of them.
-Really? -Yep. Give it to me.
-I'm okay with that.
There are definitely worse things you can do for 250K
than carry one of Jessel's kids.
-If Sai was my surrogate, I would have to take a back seat,
and she would run the show.
I am not about to do that.
-I see you and London.
You know, it's like, so cool to have a girl.
-It's a very sweet bonding, like, connection that we have.
-Jessel will make the best girl mom.
That little girl will be running around
in silk feather pajamas,
and they would be just twinning all over the place.
-Come on. Get pregnant together with me.
-Having a daughter is a best friend
that you're gonna have for the rest of your life.
And I would love that for Jessel.
-Why don't you just do it now?
-I could.
I think Pavit, like, is on the fence about the whole thing too.
-But you do want another baby, though.
-I really do. I would love to --
-If you talk to Pavit, like, what is his fear?
-Yeah. What is his fear? -I think for him,
it's very overwhelming right now 'cause we had two in one go.
It's the cost of everything.
Like, our school tuition isn't just one child, it's two.
So everything's double. -Yeah. Yeah.
-And they are very energetic.
-Just tell him, "Listen. I have, like, an expire date.
You don't."
-I cannot get pregnant naturally,
so that's out of the question.
So it's like if I get rid of these embryos,
like, that is it -- like, that is, like, closure.
-Oh. -Yeah. Yeah.
-Adding one more baby to this circus of ours
is hardly gonna make a dent.
And if I don't have this third baby,
I don't know if I will live my life regretting it.
It's been something I've wanted for a long time.
-Is there any way you can keep an embryo at home
in your fridge? -[ Snorts ]
-Because $1,100 a month, that's a lot.
I pay $300 a month for my eggs. -Listen, bitch.
I'll get you a freezer.
If you pay me $1,100 a month, I would take care of your sh--.
-Coming up...
-"Put respect to my name.
If you call me a snake..." -Don't mock me. Don't mock me.
-You do that all the time. to other people.
-Don't mock me. -Just let her express herself.
-Of course. Express. Express.
-No. I don't really care at this point.
-I might go take a nap after I cut these.
-Oh, my God. Take a nap.
-I think I'm gonna take a nap, too.
Will you take this off of me?
-Oh, sure. -We'll put it back on later.
-What time do you want dinner? -What do you guys think? Eight?
-Eight's fine. I'm gonna go.
-Okay. -Samesies.
-What is that stuff?
-Sai, why are you being nosy? -Jo Malone.
-Is that your stuff? Hello?
-Yo! -Oh, do you have pizza?
-We did. -Right before dinner?
-This girl's gonna make rice and beans.
What time do you think she's gonna be done?
We were just being courteous.
-She's making salad.
-Who? -Rebecca.
-Double onion. That's why. -All the lemons are frosted.
You're turning this on? -Yeah. I'm trying to --
-Here. I think it's on, though. -Oh, it's on?
-I think so.
Am I good in a kitchen?
Probably not, but I'm good on a grill.
Oh, you have to close it,
because otherwise the propane just slowly leaks.
-Which is why I don't [bleep] with a grill.
-I will slay a [bleep] girl.
-I guess it has to heat up, right?
Yeah.
-How are your platanos?
-They're doing great.
**
-Oh, you like it actually.
-I promise you I will tell you the [bleep] truth.
This is very good. -Is that your lamb?
-No, it's picadillo. Ground beef.
-Why the [bleep] would I say I wanted to make this?
-I'll help you with the potatoes. Just relax.
I never seen anybody peel a potato like that.
-What do you mean?
-You go backward instead of forward?
How can you go that -- You can't go forward.
It doesn't go forward.
Oh. I've never done it like that.
-You know, going to a restaurant is much easier, you guys.
-Dude, this is harder than giving a hand job.
And there's, like, no release at the end of it.
Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Ow, ow, ow. -Put it down, Jessel.
Jesus Christ. -[ Laughing ]
-Does anybody see Racquel grilling in that coat?
It's, like, giving me caveman chic.
-[Bleep]
-So this is the lamb that was able to be cooked.
-Oh, that looks good.
-Wait. Did you cook the fish first?
-We didn't have the fish.
You guys weren't able to pick up fish,
and everyone felt weird about the...
-The two-day-old fish. -Yeah.
-Where's Brynn? Sleeping? -I think she went to lay down.
-I would love to blend this thing,
but nobody knows how to do it except Sai.
-I think I know how.
It's gonna take two of us, though, Ubah.
-You want it on simmer? -I want it to simmah.
Simmah.
-Babe. -What?
-I have an idea. Look. -Okay. Wait.
-Okay. So, I think we should remove the roach.
-The cockroach looks real. The cookie looks fake.
-It makes me sick.
I think we should put it on Jenna's meringue.
I think if we put it under... -Okay.
-Ubah will freak out? -So, where'd everybody go?
-Changing.
-[Bleep] disgusting. It looks like a full-on cockroach.
-This is a New York City cockroach.
We're not trying to actually upset anyone.
Just gross people out. Shock value.
We're gonna prank these bitches. -We have to.
-Like, it's gonna make some people mad, for sure,
but, like, at least we get a laugh.
-So we're doing that.
Let's get dressed first. -Okay.
**
-Oh, you look so pretty!
-I had to break out some old thongs
that I haven't worn in a long time, sis.
-Shabbat shalom, bitches.
-Ooh! -Ooh!
-All right. I have to check my potatoes.
-I need to make the garlic sauce.
Where's the olive oil?
-You look so pretty. -You look so cute.
-Thank you. -In the cabinet.
-Whoa! -Oh!
-Is that Miyake?
-Yeah. -That's so fun.
-It's a slinky. -I'm so jealous.
You can just walk around without a bra.
-Are you going panty-free? -No.
-[Bleep] Just take the panties off.
-No. Then it's wet. -Ooh. Excuse me?
Do you want to have a drink? -No.
-I hate you.
Cheers. -Shalom.
-I'm taking diamonds down to Brynn.
-Did we -- -[ Trills ]
-Oh, look. Jenna's wearing latex.
-I'm, like, lubricated. -She's lubed.
-O.M.G., Jenna.
-Oh, the titties be out.
-Oh, I'm in the wrong hole. -[ Laughs ]
Just play around till you find the other one.
Everything about this look right now is really screaming
"dominatrix."
Tonight's the night. The dom comes out.
-Beautiful. Oh, wow. -Ohh! Ah!
-This is what it means to be Jenna's side piece.
-I'm her mistress. -Lis-- Why not?
-Should I toss the salad?
-Oh! Toss the salad! -Please do.
[ Spray hissing ] -Shall we sit?
-This is my first Shabbat dinner.
-Really? -I love that. -Ever.
-Everybody looks so pretty. -Let's get this show on the road.
-Okay.
-Exactly. -I like this latex.
-Is it, like, recycled?
Was this part of, like, a truck at one point?
Oh, no. No, I'm just asking. [ Laughter ]
-What part of the truck, Jessel?
-There are things that come out of Jessel's mouth
sometimes that I'm like, "Bzz.
I don't know what just happened there."
Jessel, I love you. -Thanks.
-It's made by a very special Japanese woman.
Custom-made in London, not a dump truck.
-How did you get into latex?
-Well, I used to have a... -A latex company?
-No, I used to have a decent amount of it.
-You're into -- -Years ago, but -- And then...
-You're a domin-- -S&M?
-You're into S&M? -Just -- No I [Sighs]
-Like, softcore? -Soft bondage.
-Softcore bondage? -Wow.
-I like the idea of someone being this, like, wallflower,
quiet, like, woman of mystery,
and then behind the scenes is just getting her freak on,
being in dudes, zero [bleep] Like, I love it.
-I was 27 years old. I dated a guy.
He was working for The New Yorker,
and he had to write about all the sex clubs in New York,
and there were tons of them in New York.
This is before Giuliani. -Mm-hmm.
-And I remember we went to the first one.
There's a downstairs
that used to be, like, a full-on sex dungeon.
-Dungeon. -There was a woman that was,
like, sort of strapped into a wheel... -Right.
-...and being turned and auctioned off.
There was somebody over those horse barrel things
and being... -Banged out?
-It was, like -- -So it was, like, very, like, watch.
We watch what's happening.
-There was a lot of watching.
There was a lot of getting naked.
There was a lot of public sex.
It was insane. -Yeah.
-And this is, like, not an advertised establishment?
-No, no, no. -Like, you don't go on,
like, yelp.com and, like, it's there?
-Well, no. I mean, this was before Internet anyway.
-Oh. Okay. Oh. [ Laughter ]
-Coming up...
-Aah! -Aah!
-What?! [ Women screaming ]
-What?!
-Ohh! [ Woman cheering ]
Hello! -Welcome.
-Everyone looks so pretty.
-I like it. -Yes!
-All right. Are we ready?
I'm gonna really quickly do this prayer.
-Oh, yes. -So... -Are we supposed to stand?
-Yes. -Okay.
-You know, the men do this, but I'm gonna do it.
Traditionally, the women light the candles
and the men say the prayer for the wine and the bread.
I have a theory that women just don't feel
like reading all those prayers.
Like, it's just, "Why don't you do it, honey?
You're better at it."
[ Speaking Hebrew ]
-[ Speaking Hebrew ] -[ Speaking Hebrew ]
Thank you.
I love Becky, and I don't want to judge,
but I just don't fully understand how you can have
two religions that are so different and opposing.
We all pass it around. Everyone takes a sip.
-It's wine? -Yeah.
I mean, like, how are you Jewish
and a Scientologist? I don't get it.
Now, I just want to say one quick thing.
This is an important Shabbat.
Going into Passover, it's a special time,
you know, in our religion and the fact
that you made Shabbat dinner with me...
Different religion. -Yes.
-But you are my girl and I love you.
-I adore you. -And I love this group so much.
And the messier and the more chaotic that it is,
the more beautiful it is. -Aww.
-So let's embrace that and love each other
and just have so much fun together.
-Aww. -Well put.
-Shabbat shalom. -Shabbat shalom.
-Cheers. -Wow. -Cheers.
-That was very beautiful. -Cheers. It was so beautiful.
-Thank you for hosting us. -Maybe I can be a rabbi.
-The hottest rabbi ever. [ Laughter ]
-Amen. -You all take a little.
-Girl, you gotta do it like this.
-Hit me, Brady. -I got you, baby. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Oh, it's like that. -We have to throw it.
-Oh, God. -Pressure to catch this. Okay.
-Let's eat, guys.
-What is -- What is everything?
-This is picadillo. Ground beef.
-The lamb is delicious. -This is decadent.
-This is stunning.
-Ooh, but this rice and beans slaps.
-Yeah. -Slaps.
-Jessel, the potatoes are incredible.
-Oh, I'm so glad you guys like them.
-The whole point of Shabbat is to get so full
that you have to put sweatpants on and chill.
Everything is great. Thanks, everybody, for cooking.
-Thank you so much.
-Wait, you're -- -What's for breakfast tomorrow?
-I have a chef coming. -You do?
-What? -What is he making?
-A lot of food.
-Oh, my God, I just noticed your earrings.
Is that a vagina? -[ Laughs ]
-Is it? -Huh?
-Oh, the clit's on the bottom.
-It is, right? -Maybe.
-Okay, speaking of vaginas, let's play a game.
We're gonna play "Never Have I Ever."
-You say something you have or haven't done,
and then you drink if you did it.
-Never have I ever confused someone's name during sex.
-I did. -Okay.
-During sex with Gideon,
I called him my first fiancé's name.
-Oh! [ Laughs ] -And then I got off his dick,
and I'm like, "I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry."
-Oh, my God. -All right. Sai.
-Uh, never have I ever...
seen my co-worker naked.
-What kind of background? -I don't know about Erin, too. -Erin.
-Oh, God. He's gonna kill me.
Uh, my ex-boyfriend Brad moved to New York.
He was a graphic designer.
I was desperate for help in the early days,
so I had obviously seen him naked.
Does that not count?
-Erin.
-Was that before or after you [bleep] your business partner?
[ Laughter ]
-Literally.
-Oh, she's such a little [bleep]
Uh, my business partner, I [bleep] before...
he became my business partner.
So he doesn't count.
Like, a high-school -- high-school boyfriend,
Like, I didn't think it was serious, but he did.
Poor guy. It's okay. He's fine now.
Has a baby.
-I got one. -Okay.
-Never have I ever flashed or been flashed in public.
-I used to do that all the time.
-Did you never go on spring break?
-You used to flash people all the time?! -Flash people in public?
-I've never -- -All the time. -I was like, "Can I get a free taxi?"
-No. -No! -Aah!
-What?! Seriously?! -You did not!
-Babe. -Erin?
-She had Double-D's back in the day, too.
-I was known for my boobs. My kids ruined my boobs.
I'll show you boob pics. Massive titties.
-Jenna, this one's for you.
Never have I ever licked a butthole.
-Never. -Oh.
-Never. -You put a gun in my face,
and I wouldn't do that.
-I would maybe lick a woman's asshole,
but not a man's. -Right. I mean...
-If it was bleached and, like, nice and -- No?
-If she steamed it with her yoni pot first?
[ Laughter ]
-[ Chanting "lesbians" ]
-[ Laughs ]
-Okay. No.
-Listen, it's not a practice.
I'll try anything once.
-Jenna, what's the vibe here?
-Oh, I have to finish it. -Wait. No, no, no,
I want to help you finish it.
-I think it's totally [bleep] so... -No, it's not.
-It's not? -I feel moisture.
-Okay.
I want to get one more.
I am so excited about this prank!
-Erin? Um, oh, where's Erin?
Oh. Question for you.
Jenna going on and on about the pavlova.
-I'm making a pavlova.
You have to dress up for the pavlova.
I think I should stay here
because I have to put the pavlova in.
I have heard the word "pavlova" maybe 50 times.
So, of course, I want to put roaches in the pavlova.
So disgusting.
[ Smooches ] Chef's kiss.
-That's not your hot sauce?
-Girl, I'm just waiting to have a team.
And I don't want to rush 'cause I can't produce a lot.
-Yeah.
-A lot of people are saying, "Oh, this is your moment.
You gotta strike when it's hot." -Coffee in the morning.
And I'm like, "It's hot all the time."
-Yeah. -It's hot all the time.
-Hot all the time.
-Ubah and Brynn seem to be playing nice in the sandpit.
Shabbat is about bringing everyone together.
Kumbaya'ing.
So maybe that's what's happening here.
-Oh, my God! -Here we go.
-Whoo!
[ All talking at once ]
-Oh, wow. -Should we just get in there?
-Yeah. Get a bite. -Can we all...
-Do it, Jenna. -It's so good.
-Oh! -Aah!
-Happy Shabbat! -Ooh!
-Oh, my God. -You didn't have to yell like that.
-It was about to go up in flames.
Your whole sleeve was in it. -[ Muffled ] Oh, my God.
-This is, like, bakery-worthy. -Yeah.
-Yeah, it's very good. -Thanks, guys.
-Mmm! -Look how beautiful it is.
Jessel, we have to finish this. -Okay.
-Jessel. -Aah!
-Aah! -Aah!
-What?! -[Bleep]
-There's eight [bleep] legs on my plate.
Oh...my...God! -Eww! Jenna!
[ Woman screaming ]
-Oh, my God! What the [bleep]
-Oh, my... [ Laughter ]
-[ Laughs ]
-Bye-bye. -My God!
[ Laughter ]
-Oh! -Oh!
-Your [bleep] weird latex briefs.
-Aah! -Oh, my God!
-You were just -- You were in the...
[ Ubah vomiting ] -Is Ubah throwing up?
-Ubah! [ Ubah vomiting ]
-Is Ubah throwing up? [ Ubah vomiting ]
-She's up there throwing up!
-Oh, my! You a-hole. -Did you do that?
Did you do it? -It's not real. They're fake.
-Oh, my God.
-[ Gags, coughs ]
[ Vomiting ]
-Is that why you kept offering to help?
-[ Laughs ] -So bad.
-Oh, my God! -That's amazing.
-[ Vomiting ]
-Oh, my God! Sai's throwing up.
-She's throwing up.
-Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Everyone's -- Aah!
What the [bleep]
And you're throwing up in my sink!
-What? -Oh, my God.
-Are you okay? -Wait, seriously?
[ All shouting at once ]
-Oh, my God. -Oh, my God.
-You guys are throwing up?!
-You too? Sai?
-I came in to check on her and she's throwing up.
And then it made me throw up.
-Are you okay? Oh. -It's not real.
-It was not real, baby girl.
-She hold, and it has legs. -It looks really real, right?
-Yeah. -We're all laughing.
We're all having a good time.
And when the group is good, the group is good.
We are all a lot of fun when there's no bullsh-- involved.
Maybe some vomit, but definitely no bullsh--
[ Laughs ] Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi.
-Mission accomplished.
-[ Laughs ] -We did it.
[ Both laughing ]
We got them.
-Sai. Sai was like, "Are you okay?
[ Imitates vomiting ]"
-The [bleep] toilet. It was filled to the brim with vomit.
-Ooh! -Yeah.
-It's like -- It's like a new Batman movie,
but, like, the new character is Roach Girl.
-Right.
-That was an epic dinner.
-But you know what?
Today I realize if I get pregnant
and start throwing up [bleep] Sai cannot come over.
[ Laughter ]
-Coming up...
-I will not take ever people calling me names.
-I don't do any of that
until you -- -You just did yesterday.
-But you interrupted me.
And if you do it again, I'm gonna call you "snake" again.
[ Woman vocalizing ]
[ Doorbell rings ]
-Hi. -Hi.
-How are we doing? -Hi, honey.
How are you?
-I'm good. -Welcome.
Feel free to set up wherever. I'm gonna go,
like, maybe shower and get ready.
-You do you.
Oh, wow. A lot of [bleep] in here.
-Uhh! I did not miss this contraption.
-Do you want me to sit as close to you as possible
so you can hear the noise? -[ Laughs ]
Please. Is this, like, a travel one or this is, like...
-No, this is what I use. When I'm at the office,
you don't even know what's happening.
-I can't believe you've done it for almost a year.
-I cannot believe you just had a baby.
-I didn't just have a baby, honey.
-But aren't you still breastfeeding?
-We're gonna breastfeed until he can talk and say,
"Mommy, lift your shirt up." That's what I'm going for.
-I'm usually done with the teeth.
That's when I stop.
-My third was three years.
-Rebecca. [ Laughs ]
-He comes up and he goes, "Mommy, boobie."
-Oh, my God.
-Every single hotel I've ever been to,
I've forgotten something.
-Oh, my goodness.
-So are you guys getting dressed before you head down?
-I'm getting dressed. Yeah. -You are?
-She has a Loewe sweater she needs to put on.
I don't want to get dressed.
-I'll probably be the only one in pajamas.
-[ Laughs ]
Do you need to call Pavit? I'll leave you alone. -I'm gonna call. Yeah.
Just 'cause I think the kids are gonna, um...
-Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna go downstairs.
-Hi.
I've been awake, actually. What are you up to?
I'm sorry. You get tomorrow off.
No, it will. I promise. What do you mean?
[ Pavit laughs]
-Don't -- Don't train him to say that.
Okay, I'll speak to you later. Bye.
What an asshole. Teaches my kids to say I'm always sleeping.
-I could actually fall back asleep. I'm so tired.
Last night was fun.
-That was the best dinner in the Hamptons.
-Except there's, like, vomit splattered all over my toilet.
-[ Laughs ] I saw it. It's so gross.
-Disgusting. -Where's my ring?
-I can't -- I can't -- -Why don't you wear it?
Why don't you wear your band? -Why do -- Why do you take it off?
-I was, like, showering. -I'm never, like,
really thrilled by engagement rings for whatever reason.
-Oh, I am. -Do you I think she'll let me try hers on?
-Yeah. Hey, Jenna. Let me see your ring. -Jenna, can I try on your ring?
-Which one? -The -- The promise ring.
-Wait. It's called a promise ring, not an engagement ring?
-I just was -- When I -- When we first got engaged, I just...
-Oh, it is an engagement now?
-It is. -Okay.
-It was hard 'cause the kids...
It was just like, we were trying to keep -- be low-- low-profile.
-What do you think? The kids know what's going on.
-They were trying to be low-profile.
But here is a diamond ring the size of China.
-Lookit. It just looks so good on me.
Oh, my God. Can I get it off?
-I don't know if we'll ever actually do it.
I think it's more just about commitment
and -- and saying to each other that that's what we want.
-Oh. Hello. -Hello.
-You look cute. -You look cute.
You look very brunchy. -Are we ready?
-Yeah. We're ready. -Bon appétit.
-Thank you. -Thank you guys so much.
-Incredible. -Yum.
-What a spread. -This French toast is magical.
-Uh-huh. -Looks delicious.
-Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh, Jake! -Hope you're hungry.
-Wow. Hello. -Hello.
-You know, I thought we were all eating in our pajamas,
but I missed the memo. -Ah! But you have two suitcases.
-I know. -You brought a lot on the chopper.
-And yet what did you actually wear? -Where are the looks,
Rebecca Minkoff? -I wore half of one suitcase.
-Yeah. -No, really?
-Oh, it's coming out. -Pushback.
-What was she doing?
-It is. -All right, queen.
-What happened? -Okay. It's not my nature.
I'm not like that.
-That means you're not gonna last long. [ Laughs ]
You gotta get [bleep] -You know, last night...
-Hi. Hi, honey. Did you guys hear the news?
Did you guys hear last night?
-What? -What?
-Well, I went to their room and we start laughing,
and Erin say, "Look at you guys.
You guys love each other."
And both of us, Brynn and I, we were looking at her.
It was like, "Of course we do." -Yes, we do.
-I love you. -I love you, too.
-You know, I have two... -And I'm not gonna --
-No, wait, wait, wait. -I'm going to not cut you off more.
-You just did. -You just did.
So here's the thing.
Every time I'm out of alignment is because of Brynn.
She side-chick me.
When I'm having a conversation with someone else,
let me finish. -Wait, wait.
I thought this was, like, a "I love you" moment.
-No, I am. No, no. It's --
-No, let's go back to the "I love you" part.
-Here's the thing.
Every time I'm out of alignment, it's because of Brynn.
She side-chick me.
When I'm having a conversation with someone else,
let me finish. -Wait, wait.
I thought this was, like, a "I love you" moment. -No, I am. No, no. It's --
-No, let's go back to the "I love you" part.
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't get mad. I don't scream
unless you mean something to me.
-Last night I pulled Ubah into the room
and I said, "Please, work it out. You guys love each other."
-And then Brynn got off the bed and she came to me,
and she, like, touch my face.
Like, please, please use your words.
Use your words when you're speaking.
-I was like, "Ubah, I don't want you to come off as angry."
That was my priority with Ubah.
Not that she's yelling at me.
-You know, there were a couple things that I was like,
"Oh, she shouldn't have said that."
-I told her. I was like, "I want you to marry Oliver.
I want Oliver to want to marry you.
I don't want you coming off like this,
as an angry black woman, you know?"
-And Erin was like, "She's not an angry black woman.
Don't say that." She goes, "Shut up, Erin.
You don't know. You're not black. Shut up!"
-I had a feeling that Ubah would think about that
and be like, "Don't tell me how to behave."
-Please, just don't tell me how to behave.
I love you, but English is not my first language.
I'm really passion.
When I'm speaking and someone sidetrack, I lose my [bleep]
I'm getting mad at you. Don't do that.
[ Voice breaking ] I love you. Don't do that.
Please. Please. -Yeah, I won't.
-To me, it sound condescending,
so I'm begging you -- Don't do that.
You're a beautiful, amazing, incredible person.
You are kind, but you're very condescending.
And you're condescending to everyone here.
Don't do this. Don't. -I'm not.
-'Cause I have done that. -May I speak? Can I speak?
I'm gonna talk now. -Yeah.
-So my whole thing is, is I just want us to come
from a place of respect. I do not like
and I will not take ever people calling me names or -- I'm --
-But here's the thing.
I never told you this thing until you come to my space.
-Yeah. -Disrespectful and condescending.
Calling someone "snake," a liar... -No, no, no, no, no.
-...it's not a good thing.
But you are not called that until you are condescending.
And if you do it again, I'm gonna call you "snake" again.
No, no, no. I'm done.
I know exactly what she want to say. -What? Let her speak.
-It is, but I know what she want to say.
She wants to say, "Don't put respect to my name
if you call me 'snake.'" -Don't mock me. Don't mock me.
-But it's the truth. But you do that all the time. -Don't mock me.
You do that all the time. -Don't mock me.
-Just let her -- Just let her express herself.
-Let her speak. -Express, express.
-Let Brynn speak, as well. -Yeah, I agree.
-No, I don't really care at this point.
I think it's fine. I think it's good.
-It's good. I'm -- I'm good. -This is driving me nuts.
I'm looking out for you, dumbass.
I'm done trying to use logic with anyone.
-Do we all want to hold hands and just...
-No, I really do not.
-She's playing into the stereotype.
That's what I was trying to tell her.
So in one ear, out the other, because I'm convinced
that there's absolutely nothing upstairs.
-Brynn, but just to close the loop,
we respect what you were saying.
Like, I think that it's very valid.
-She didn't get to say anything. -Well... -No.
-She tried. -For the two seconds
that she did say something.
-I hear you, and yes, you're right.
I'm really starting to get over this group.
I don't need -- No, but this is what you don't understand. -Wait. Don't say --
-No, everyone's going to [bleep] stop this bullsh--
So -- No, I don't want a -- I don't want a [bleep] hug.
-Okay. -What I want is, maybe for the second time now,
people do this [bleep] and you all kind of [bleep]
sit there with your thumb up your ass.
-We're all crying with you. -We're crying.
-Literally, Brynn, five times, I tried.
-Every single one of us tried. -I think each one of us tried.
-I tried a few times to say you needed to be able to speak.
-Yeah, you do.
-I don't have to sit here and take this [bleep] bullsh-- from people.
When I don't like [bleep] I leave.
I try to leave yesterday.
I want to get the [bleep] out of here.
I'm not happy with this [bleep] -Brynn, Brynn...
-Seriously, everyone needs to shut the [bleep]
Everyone needs to shut the [bleep] up. -You're bugging out.
-Everyone needs to stop. Everyone needs to stop.
Everyone needs to get off of my dick.
-Let's go get some fresh air and go for a walk. -Yeah.
-What? -No, I'm saying --
-No, you're right. -I agree with -- -I'm sick of it.
Please. Like, this is dumb. -No.
-Are we going home after this? -Yep.
-Next time on "The Real Housewives of New York City"...
-Ubah's been crazy. And I'm sick of
[As Ubah] "No, no, no, no no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
Your birthday's gonna be great.
-Oh, my God. -Happy birthday, Jessel!
-Ooh, that's good, Dion. -Ah! Oh, my God.
-I've got a .45 and a shovel, and no one's gonna miss you.
-I was such a good friend to her.
-You two were very close. -Are you okay?
-I don't really want to be close to you.