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- What if we had the next Beyoncé?
Or Elon Musk in that freezer?
And then you're like, bye, Beyoncé.
- I'm okay saying bye to Beyoncé. But Elon Musk I'll take.
- Ubah's been crazy.
And I know you always protect Ubah,
and you're like, "Ubah's really sweet."
No, no, I'm convinced she's not. - You guys-- And that--
- The night before, you guys were sleeping.
Even then, Brynn was talking to me condescending.
Like, the way you act,
they gonna edit you like an angry black woman.
- Happy birthday, Jessel!
- This is like, one of, like, three.
- You call this an outfit?
- [ Laughing ] - Where's the rest of it?
- Outfit change! - Number 3 outfit change!
- I feel like you and Erin,
there's just an unresolved tension.
- What's going on between you two?
- I just realize that she's not an actual friend.
I think you believe what Brynn told you.
- Maybe you need me to reach out to more.
And I will. - I appreciate that.
- We're contractually bound. - You're gonna get together.
- Get Erin on my calendar immediately.
♪
- Why date their dad when you can just be mother?
- In the cocktail of life,
a New Yorker is never shaken or stirred.
- Just like a painting,
you'll need a couple of looks to figure me out.
- I may be hungry, but at least I'm not thirsty.
- I'm not up-and-coming. I am already there.
- Love looks good on me. But, darling, what doesn't?
- Not everyone can be Jenna [bleep] Lyons, but they can try.
♪
- ♪ Are you ready for the time of your life? ♪
♪ Just get you out for the night ♪
- You know I've been coming here for 10 years?
- Really? - They do the best nails.
This is where all the supermodels come.
- Oh, my God. My toenail is in your hair.
Oh, my God. [ Laughs ]
- Remind me of "Dumb and Dumber,"
you know, when they were getting their nails done.
- Oh, my God.
- ♪ Just get you out for the night ♪
♪ We're just getting wild for the night ♪
- And we still don't know what happened?
- No, we don't know.
We just found her sitting on the bed like [Meows]
and we don't know.
I learned that if you blink really slowly
and tilt your head, that that makes the cats
feel more comfortable with you.
- Where did you read this? Reddit?
- We watched a cat behavior documentary. [ Laughs ]
This is what I do in my spare time.
♪
- These are done.
- Damn. A lot of bags.
- Yeah, well, a lot of people.
We're like totally over capacity.
I'm actually very nervous.
- I know. Look, we send the invite out,
and then everybody decides to RSVP--
- You just start sitting on all my stuff.
Can you move over? - Alright.
- I'm too stressed right now to get excited or feel humbled,
but I think I will feel that way shortly.
Abe and I went to Tulum, Mexico about 12 years ago,
and our house manager came over with, like,
these nondescript bottles of mezcal.
He started telling us all about the history of mezcal
and basically saying tequila's like the poor man's drink.
Mezcal is what we Mexicans drink.
And I was like, somebody needs to bring this to America.
- This is the first time since we launched
that we're going to have like everybody who's been part of--
- In one room. I know.
- It's wild. - It is.
Finally, last year, Abe and I had the capacity
to start a new business called Mezcalum.
And since we launched we're in over 800 accounts.
We even got, like, approached by MetLife Stadium
to be their only mezcal.
I can't even believe how well it's done.
We're having a little Cinco de Mayo celebration,
which I know is an American holiday,
but we just want to kind of celebrate.
- The capacity they said was 180.
We're at 260. I have anxiety.
Definitely gonna be more people than Jessel's birthday party.
- I had fun, by the way. - It was really fun.
- I was talking to Jenna on my way out saying
that you guys should talk. Did you guys--
- We did talk, and now she's been, like,
texting me almost every day. - Oh, I didn't know that.
- Yeah. - Good.
- It's really sweet that Abe spoke to Jenna,
even though maybe I didn't want him to do that at that moment.
But, like, it just shows that he's going out of his way
to, like, be there for me.
It just-- It shows how much he loves me,
and, like, it's just very touching to me.
- Do you feel, though, that you're just gonna, like,
go back to normal, or it might
take you some time to-- - I don't know.
- Not that you're gonna be, you know, adverse to her,
but you think it's gonna take time to--
- I mean, it's definitely gonna take me time.
I was less reactive than normal.
- You're very-- Yes, you're becoming less reactive.
- I'm becoming less reactive. - Which is--
I mean, you're still reactive sometimes.
- Maybe not with you, but--
[ Chuckles ]
♪
- We're gonna get you a new manicure.
- Ooh, I love it. - Get all freshened up.
- I love it.
Hello. - Hi. How are you?
I have a appointment for two manicures. Jessel.
- I need to look at the colors.
- Yeah, she needs to look. Thank you.
Every time Mama Taank lands in JFK,
it is like a weight has been lifted off my shoulder.
She comes to your house and then just, like, gets sh-- done.
- Good? - Good.
- She's like Mary Poppins.
Do the boys look so big? - Oh, my God.
And so, so smart. - Why are you whispering?
- Shouldn't be talking too loud.
- You shouldn't be talking too loud? Who told you that?
- Myself. - So now you're like whispering?
- Mm-hmm. Because you're-- you're like Mom!
- So it's my fault? - Yes.
- Who is this alien inside my mother?
- No.
- Anyway, I think I told you last time,
I have all these frozen embryos
in Beverly Hills. - Mm-hmm. Yes.
- I would like to have the girl.
Telling my mom about the IVF journey
last year was a big move for me.
There are some things
that, like, I've been wanting to tell you.
It took me a really long time to get pregnant.
My doctor suggested IVF.
- It would have been nice if you had spoken to me.
- It's just, I didn't want to worry you.
It's so liberating to be able to actually openly speak about IVF,
because now I can include her in all the planning.
I feel like she'll be a good, you know, partner in crime
to-- to get me through it.
- It's a lot of work.
- Thank you for telling me that. I didn't know.
- Come on, Jessel. I'm traveling with you,
And I'm going, oh, my God. Honestly.
- It's a circus. - Yes.
- Yeah. - It's so stressful. Right?
- No, oh, my God. It's so stressful.
We would have to basically get, like, a night nanny,
another nanny. - Yeah.
I-I would say it's your decision and Pavit's.
But yes, it would be lovely to have a little girl.
- Oh, now you're on board? My goodness.
Now we just have to convince Pavit.
- I'm sure he must have spoken to you about that.
- Mm... - Don't you want a little girl?
- We'll see. We'll see. We'll see.
-"We'll see." You keep saying we'll see!
But instead of saying we'll see, he needs to, like, be like,
well, actually, this is how I feel.
Pavit's literally like talking to a brick wall sometimes.
He makes jokes out of everything.
You know, I can't have a serious conversation with him.
I'm great at communicating.
I'm perfect, "A"-Star.
So I think it would be interesting to see a therapist
that can help teach us how to communicate.
- Okay. Okay.
- My parents' attitude towards therapy
is simply that it is a waste of money.
Indians don't like therapists, but they love an astrologer.
I don't understand!
You'd pay money to go see an astrologer
who's gonna, like, read the stars
and tell you some hocus-pocus sh-- about your life,
but you're not gonna see a therapist?
- You can help him.
- You want me to teach him how to communicate?
- Yes.
- Yeah, I wish I had time for that.
Pavit's gonna think it's a waste of money
and a huge waste of his time.
But he has no choice.
We're gonna be sitting in front of a therapist
at the end of the day.
Anyway, Pavit wants to try this new, like, restaurant.
We actually haven't gone out for dinner in a while.
- In other word, can you look after the babies?
- Yes, Mum. - Yes.
- That's exactly what I'm talking about.
- No problem. - Gonna have a nice dinner
with Pavit. - Mm-hmm.
- I'm gonna drop some bombs on him.
Ugh, my God.
- Coming up...
- Hi, Brynn! Hi, Erin's papa.
- Ew. They're still talking.
- You don't like to be in bed all day?
- With you, yes. - [ Laughs ]
- Hi. We have a party of three. Thank you so much.
Hi! Mwah. Mwah.
- How are you? - How are you?
Oh, wow. I just got a sneak peek of what you've got on.
Love! - I heard it's vegan,
so I brought the meat. - Yes, vegan.
- Oh, my God. Look who's coming in.
- Hi. How are you? - Good. How are you?
- Sorry. I was stuck in so much traffic.
What's up? I can always count on you to have a big jacket.
This is not for small people. This is insane.
- Hey, guys. How we doing today? - Hey. Good.
- Doing good? You guys ready to throw some stuff in?
- The spicy tuna hand roll.
- Do you have a tea maybe?
- Yeah. Green, Moroccan mint.
- You want some tea? - That's what I'm getting.
- You want the chamomile? - Yes, please.
- I'll do the Moroccan mint. - Okay.
- Thank you so much. We appreciate it.
Oh, wait, so I-I-- - Yes, oh, okay, right, right.
- I went to this place yesterday. I got this for you.
I-I just--
Do some pigeon watching, just so you know
all kinds of pigeons that you're into.
Since we're all pigeons.
- This is [bleep] hilarious.
This is the funniest gift.
I'm sure there's a chapter of everybody there.
Some people have longer pages than others.
- Jessel's party was great. - I thought it was good.
- I had the best time.
- Wait, sorry, hold on.
Look what this just came out.
"Jenna Lyons is definitely ready to marry Cass Bird.
There's a giant ring on my finger."
I'm confused. It's like, one minute she's like, ah,
I have the ring on my finger. Why is everybody asking me
if I'm engaged and saying congratulations?
- Hey, Jenna. Let me see your ring. - Jenna, can I try on your ring?
- Which one? - The-- The promise ring.
- Wait. It's called a promise ring, not an engagement ring?
- Oh, it is an engagement now? - It's engagement ring.
It was just like, we were trying to keep-- be low-- low-profile.
- What do you think? The kids know.
- Cass was married before, also? Yeah.
- Maybe that's why they're taking a little slow,
because it's not the first time, both of them.
- Second time around? - Yeah.
- Well, I think she probably, like me,
is trying to keep it on the low.
- Why have you kept your engagement quiet for so long?
- Um, uh...
My ex and I broke up in October of 2020.
But no one knew. We kept it quiet for a long time,
because our business was so entwined
with our personal relationship. When I left my husband,
she was the first relationship with a woman.
- Okay. - People were enamored
with our entire story, right?
- Okay, of you and your ex. - Of my ex and I.
My ex is an artist.
And the artwork that you see, say, of me at the Whitney
is the final product. That initially started,
I was not just the muse and the face in that image,
but I was also a part of the creation of that image,
from the hair to the makeup to the styling.
What people see is just my face.
But, you know,
there was a hell of a lot more of me in that work.
We started a company.
We each owned 50% of the business,
and every image that I was in or that I collaborated on
went through that business.
Once we broke up, we kept it quiet,
because a lot of what sold the photographs
and sold the paintings was the fact
that we were in a relationship.
We had this monograph, which is essentially a coffee table book.
So that was coming out, and I'm on the cover of it.
And Gucci sponsored the book signing in Miami
during Miami Basel. It's no one's business, honestly,
whether you're together or not, and it shouldn't matter.
But we're operating at the highest end of the art world.
The worry was there would be financial consequences
to the end of our relationship.
- Mel and I have been dating since the fall of 2021.
The rumors were that we were an affair,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. - Yeah. Yeah.
- People were talking sh-- about Mel
and like saying, oh, she's trash. She's this, she's that.
It's like, she's got a PhD from Columbia.
[ Laughs ] She has her own business.
Like, what the [bleep] is wrong with people?
I ran into some people that I've known,
and Mel happened to be with me,
and I had a couple of people
that literally were like... and walked away.
It's disappointing. Most people in the art world
are in it to make money.
If there's an opportunity between me or my ex,
whoever's gonna make them money is who they're gonna follow.
I also didn't want Mel to get dragged into all of it.
- Yeah, yeah. - So I said, you know what?
If I announce an engagement,
trolls are gonna start saying sh--
- It all makes sense now.
So where are you now? You feel happy and in a good place?
- I'm trying to move on with my life.
I'm going here. I'm not here. So now I'm like [bleep] it.
[ Laughs ]
I don't care anymore.
- Welcome to our world. Welcome.
- I'm like-- - We're glad to have you in our circle.
- [ Laughs ]
- Alright, let's call Uncle Daris.
[ Video call ringing ]
Who is that? Uncle Daris?
- Yo, what's up? - Hi!
How you doing? - [ Laughs ]
Look. - Hey, Sugie!
Let me see her. - Look at--
Oh, look at that shot.
- Yeah? - Sass. Just sass. Sass.
- I really do miss her, which is actually kind of shocking.
- Aww! - For me.
So what's going on? - Everything's good.
It was a busy week. Work is good.
Everything's going great with Rizz.
I really love the team. I'm working on this new app.
I'm the co-founder and chief marketing officer.
It's exciting.
It has to do with relationships, dating, and flirting.
I have developers in London,
team here in New York. It's fun.
I love working in tech, and I just--
and I love this group of people. Like, I'm so happy.
Honestly, this app could revolutionize the dating world
and my bank account, so...
- I know when I was leaving, you were in a pretty--
Honestly, it was pretty dark. Like--
- I know. It was bad when you left.
Basically, it got worse.
When we went to the Hamptons, I tried to sit down with Sai.
- Jenna told me that you told her that I hate her.
And I'm like, what were your intentions?
- And I don't even know what the hell she's talking about, Daris.
She's just like pulling at strings.
Next day, then Ubah [bleep] starts.
[Bleep] you, Bryn. You're a snake. You're a snake.
I've never been called a snake in my life.
I've never really had people, like [bleep] hate me.
Jessel's birthday party, I walked in, and I was like,
I'm just gonna go straight to the bar.
- I did multiple 1942 shots before I came.
- Did you?! - I'm gonna feel great. [Bleep]
- Wow. How many did you drink?
- I don't know. Whatever. Girl math.
It feels really awkward to be, like, at a party
with someone and just kind of like, hey, let's pretend
like you didn't just tell me to go [bleep] myself
over breakfast bagels in the Hamptons.
- I think it's difficult for you,
because you've been dealing with these types of issues
and people and events where-- - People that hate me
for no reason? People that-- - That--
- People that should love me, then don't?
- Right. - I hate this stuff.
- Maybe you need to be the bigger person.
I know it's hard. I just hope that you
and obviously they are open to actually being someone who,
you know, you can rely on,
that they can have you to rely on, too.
- I would hope. I love my brother.
Since we were like 3 years old,
he's told me to be the better person.
I'm like, I'm in preschool, mother [bleep]
And still he's giving me the same advice,
so I will follow my brother's advice.
However, brother Daris,
you have no idea what I'm dealing with.
I've never had this with friends.
Usually it's just like aunts and uncles
that treat me like sh-- and say mean things to me.
- Coming up... - I'm about to lose my sh--
We should probably see a professional therapist
to help us figure this out.
- This is the first dim sum parlor. That's so cool.
- Hi. - Hi. Welcome in.
How are you? It's under Taank.
Welcome to my version of Chinatown.
- You can follow me. - Thank you.
- Watch your step.
- Wrong shoes, wrong shoes, wrong shoes.
- This is a good little spot.
- Pavit has an incredible radar for identifying restaurants
that have incredible food.
But if you want, you know, a vibe, it's all about me.
- Carol's Buns was a great spot. Excellent ambiance.
- This is nice. - This is the only table, right?
- Look at the scenes, the sights.
I am pretty hungry.
- Okay, let's figure out what you want.
- Everything. - Everything?
- I'm really hungry.
- Okay, vegetables. - Uh, skip.
- Skip? - Skip. It's filler.
- Okay, so I guess I'm not gonna get a vegetable.
- I want to try the, um... chicken.
- I feel like you can get chicken anywhere.
- We're gonna skip the-- the duck.
- But I love Cantonese-style duck.
- I prefer my ducks hanging in the window.
- Oh, that's so pretty. - Did I give you enough time
to decide? - You gave--
- Oh, we have. We went through every section.
Crispy snapper, beef rib,
hot honey chicken, dim sum. - And the crispy pork and chives.
- And then the hamachi. Is that a lot of food?
I feel like that's a lot of food.
- I mean, it's definitely more than enough for two people.
- I have two stomachs.
- Then you're definitely gonna be okay.
If you need anything, my name's Stephanie. Let me know.
- Thanks, Stephanie. - You're welcome. - Thank you, Stephanie.
- Don't you feel, like, a wave of relief
when my parents are in town?
- It's really good. Mother's Day is Sunday.
- Am I gonna get a gift? You'll get a gift.
- 'Cause you still owe me my birthday gift.
- Right. - And Valentine's Day.
- Well, that doesn't count. It's not a real holiday.
- Oh, my God. - Forgive my interruption.
- Oh. - One hamachi crudo
with a brown butter ponzu. - Thank you.
[ Camera shutter clicking ]
I always question, like, where I am
on the totem pole of, like, you know, priorities.
If I was a pork bun, I would get everything I wanted.
- That's a really good dumpling. - How did you put
that whole thing in your mouth?
- Why do you ask dumb questions?
- That's not a dumb question.
- [ Coughing ] - You're choking on a dumpling
because you can literally just take a bite.
You don't have to swallow the whole thing.
- Dumplings are one-biters. - You're such a weirdo.
Anyway, um, so, my meeting with Tasha went really well.
- Oh, nice. - Thanks for asking.
You know, Pavit and I-- Well, mostly me,
I've been, like, toying around the idea
of, like, doing number three. I want a girl,
but, like, I can't get pregnant naturally. Like, that, we know.
- Mm-hmm. You're getting teary talking about it.
- Yeah. - It means it's something
you really want.
- I think that the decision to have another baby
is not just one person--
- Well, the decision's already made.
There's no baby.
- We would be making a big mistake if we didn't do it.
- Why is it a big mistake?
I really love these noodles, by the way.
- I'm happy for you.
I think it would be a big mistake
because we have the embryo.
A lot of people who want to have a girl and do it naturally,
they can't guarantee that.
I'm sorry. Am I interrupting you
and your chicken moment? - Hot honey.
- I'm about to lose my sh--
I think we should probably
see a professional therapist to help us figure this out.
I think that you and I
and our communication could use a little work.
- Especially you. - Especially you.
- No, especially you.
- Especially you. I really--
- How many times have I told you something,
and then you ask me a question,
and I said, I told you that five minutes ago?
You're just like, oh, I wasn't listening.
- Well, sometimes I block you out.
- Well, exactly.
- I truly believe a therapist would help him
sort of understand his emotions.
I feel like you're missing the point here.
Communication is key in a marriage.
And so as much as it's opening the gates
to the baby conversation,
I truly do think it might help Pavit and I communicate
a little bit better. When I say something to you...
- Yeah. - ...you receive it in a way
that maybe I don't understand. - Right,
because you're usually yelling and screaming.
- That's not funny. - It's a joke.
- It's not funny. And then you think everything's a joke.
That's the other thing. You're like a leprechaun.
Like, you've no sense of reality.
- No, I live in a reality. - No, you don't.
- I live in a fried chicken reality.
- Oh, my God.
Would you be open to speaking to someone?
- How much does it cost?
- I don't know, like anywhere between,
I would say, like $300 to $500 an hour.
- Nope, no way. No way. I got a guy for that.
I'll find someone much cheaper than that.
- Where do you expect us to do therapy,
on Carol's Buns' bench?
- If there's a psychiatrist that will meet-- that will meet us
there for half the price, let's do it.
- Oh, my God. Pavit, see?
- What? - You're missing the point.
- The point is what?
- I think that we should give it a shot.
You sort of always gravitate towards, like,
oh, it's a bad thing. It's actually not.
A lot of people actually do therapy.
Like Jenna and Cass do therapy, for instance.
- Do you guys do couples therapy at all?
- I actually think it could be helpful.
- I think-- Yeah, we do it so we don't have issues.
It's actually really hopeful. - Do you guys do it?
- Yeah.
- My assistant just got married,
and she's already in therapy.
I mean, I think therapy could help a lot of people
just organize thoughts, you know?
Pavit. - Put on my list.
- It's very frustrating.
That's just his way of kind of brushing
everything under the rug. There's no talking.
Like that is how we deal with conflict in our household.
And let me tell you, this sh-- is not working.
- I'll arrange it. - Okay.
That-- You're not gonna arrange it. I will arrange it.
- No, no, no, we said I'm gonna arrange it.
- No, I'm gonna arrange it. - No, no.
- I'm gonna arrange it. - No, no.
- I'm gonna arrange it. - I'll arrange it.
I got it.
- Okay. Fine. Whatever.
- So you haven't been to this fair yet.
- No. - So this one is like
a smaller gallery that shows emerging artists.
- Okay.
Thank you.
- Hi. I'm Racquel.
We'd love for you to tell us about the work.
I'm not familiar with the artist.
- So, the artist is Alisa Sikelianos-Carter.
She's a queer interdisciplinary artist.
- When you're talking about the New York City art world,
it's very insular.
Love the whole play on cornrows, corn.
This is beautiful. Well, thank you.
So you think there are thousands of artists,
but when you hit the elite level,
it's actually really in the hundreds for the most part.
Hi!
What's up? How are you? - Oh, don't you look great.
- Everybody knows everybody.
- These are me and all of my brothers.
- I mean, they're beautiful. - Beautiful, yeah.
- And everybody knows everybody's business.
A snack. So that's what you're excited about, huh? Food.
Yeah.
- Hello. Um, can I have the zucchini pizza,
one cauliflower, a piece of carrot cake,
and, um, some wasabi peas.
[ Chuckles ]
- Oh, wasabi peas.
So, how did you feel about Jessel's birthday?
It's like your second time with everybody.
- I know, I know. It was cool.
I got to talk to, um, Abe the babe.
- Uh-huh. How was he? - He was being a babe.
He was so nice. He was trying to help us plan
the engagement party.
- There's a really cool common area
that's big glass windows on the-- the street level.
- So it was like, wow, you've missed your calling.
You are a lesbian event planner.
- [ Laughs ] - Yeah.
- This is like the first art fair
we've been to together in New York.
- It's nice to get back into art-related things
and be able to, like, kind of walk around with you.
- No like worries or concerns, right?
It's not even the approval that I was concerned about.
It's more the lies around how we began
and-- and the misinformation.
A reporter found out about our breakup,
and Mel got caught in the crosshairs.
Rumors started flying that our relationship came to an end
because I was cheating.
It was portraying Mel as a home wrecker,
and people were acting disrespectful to Mel
to, like, prove their allegiance to my ex somehow.
It definitely put a lot of stress
and strain on our-- on our relationship initially.
- You know, we've had difficult conversations that,
you know, helped us understand each other more
and essentially made us a lot stronger.
- I know. But so now I'm like, alright,
so we're going to announce this. - What, the engagement?
- Right. - Yeah.
- So we're gonna have this party,
and clearly I'm gonna post about it.
And I hope that you're excited about announcing it.
- I am, very excited.
Wait, your mom knows, right?
- You know how my mom is.
It's like, I don't think she really likes to celebrate me.
I haven't told my mom because I wanted to tell her in person.
She was very supportive of that, and then not so supportive
of my previous relationship with my ex.
While she's met Mel, she met her when she was a friend of mine,
not my fiancée.
- I would love to visit her in Puerto Rico.
- She might not answer the bell. [ Laughs ]
My mom hasn't visited me in New York for over 10 years.
After I got a divorce and started dating a woman,
she just stopped coming.
It's sad because my son Corey had a relationship with her.
My mother used to babysit him.
Every-- Every week, she would come for like a day
to hang out with him.
And then when she moved to Puerto Rico,
she would still come back a lot.
And then once I got a divorce, that ended.
- There's always this awkward vibe
with anything queer-related weddings.
- Yeah, and you know how my mom is.
- How would you feel if you invited her
and she didn't show up?
- I mean, that would be sh-- right? Like--
When I told her that I was dating a woman,
she said, I don't know, Racquel.
Women are very jealous.
Uh, outside of that, I have not been able
to really have a real conversation with her about it.
Why wouldn't she show up for her daughter's wedding?
That's just something I guess I'll have to,
you know, deal with.
I don't know.
Not having that perfect image
to present to people of her daughter,
no matter how successful I am, I've lost some of her love.
I just-- I want her to be happy for me, you know?
So...
- I mean, I think you should talk to her. You should call her.
- I should have the kids ask her.
- Um, no, I don't think that's a good idea.
- Can we tell her together?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Coming up...
- Something smells. Is it you?
Are you wearing your deodorant again?
- You come to my event.
You tell me something smells. Is it you?
- Thank you.
Okay, here we go.
Let's do it.
Hi! Oh.
- You look so nice. - Oh, thank you.
Abe and I are majority stakeholders in the business,
and we literally have every advisor, every investor,
every board member at this party.
They need to walk away from this feeling
like this company is incredible, and it's going places.
So this needs to be perfect.
Abe, I would put your arms down, I think.
Yeah.
Better.
Hi. Hi, hi.
Hi!
- How are you? - Good. How are you?
- You look [bleep] hot.
I'm sorry. I had three meetings. - You look great. You look great.
- And if I went home, I would not look like this.
- Don't worry. Thank you for coming and supporting.
- No, thank you for having me. I look like a bank teller.
Shall we sit here? - Yeah, let's sit here.
I'm like, will that be all?
Ah. It's virgin, right? - Yes.
- Just like me. - Excellent.
Hi, girlies!
Look at you, looking all festive.
- Hi! Are you proud of me that I put my hair up?
- I am!
- Hi! - Come sit with us.
- What's going on? Sure. It's packed in here.
Good for you. Congrats.
- We are over capacity by 100 people.
Jessel's party was fun.
- I had the best time. - The best time.
It's also like enough of us like being separate.
We need to all, like, try to come together.
At Jessel's party, it was, like, separate,
- Well, I was going to say hi to everybody.
And Jessel, the minute I walked in, she goes,
so how are you and Brynn? Is everything okay?
- Wait, I want to talk to you real quick while I have you.
- Yes, my love. - How's everything with Brynn?
I just really want you guys to be good.
- Well, she went off when we were shopping.
- Jessel? - No, no.
Brynn was just on one on everybody.
She was pissed.
- I genuinely now think Sai's actually a miserable person.
She's a miserable troll that lives under the Brooklyn Bridge.
Ubah's been crazy and I'm sick of, like,
[ Imitating Ubah ] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no. No!
- I'm confused as to what she's mad about.
- I don't know.
- Ding dong, ding dong.
Hello, pigeon.
These pigeons, they go out, and they have a conversation.
- Don't call me a pigeon. - No, no, you guys are.
You and Jessel had a very useful information that we don't have.
And you come to ask us how we're doing.
I'm dumbfounded.
- If she's mad at me for whatever reason,
she can talk to me. - I agree.
- Up in here?
- I want you to meet some people.
- I am supposed to go schmooze now.
- Yeah, please, please, please. - Schmooze.
- It's packed. - Yeah.
- You look amazing. Hi, Mel. How are you?
You look so [bleep] hot. - Thank you!
- Hello. How are you? - Good.
- Congratulations. This is amazing.
- Oh, thanks. - Of course.
You're just saying hi to me as, like, uh--
- As a courtesy. - As a courtesy, right.
- As a courtesy. - Hi. Hello!
I'm walking into this party with an open heart,
but I feel guarded.
So even right now, if someone's like,
oh, let's make up or let's go talk,
like, I'm literally so scared, because it keeps going poorly.
- What is this? - Um, it's tuna.
- You're so cute. Thank you.
- However, I hope there's a lot of guys here
ready to invest in Brynn's I.P.
- Hi! It's my mom. Hi. - Oh!
- It means so much to have my mom here.
She's going through chemo,
but she's feeling well enough to be here.
So to see her, like, laughing and talking
and having fun just makes me so happy.
- Hi, Daddy. - I saw you walk in.
There she is. - There she is.
There's your girlfriends.
- Thank you.
I'm so relieved there's food at this event.
Bitches are hungry over here.
There's no food here.
You want to go for sushi at Nobu?
She's serving food and drinks.
And I don't think anything is sponsored.
Just her alcohol.
I'm gonna have a lovely time tonight.
- What's in that? - Oh, it was a little tequila.
- Okay. [ Laughs ]
- Just a tiny bit. - I'm looking for your daughter.
- Yeah, I'm looking for her, too. - Yeah.
- Hi, Brynn! Hi, Erin's papa.
- Papi's here.
- How are you?
Oh, my God. This is so awkward.
- Hi, abba.
- Hi, baby. - I love you.
- You look gorgeous. - Hi!
- My dad and my friend Brynn. - And your stepmother. Hi.
I'm not approaching the table.
I am going to keep my distance.
Who was it? Einstein said,
repeating the thing over and over again
and expecting a different result is insanity.
I don't like to bang my head against the wall
with these things. I like to get my head banged
against walls or bed frames, but not by friends.
Okay, so what happened with the girlfriend?
- Ah, she went back to L.A.
- And you don't want to go to L.A.?
- No, I hate L.A. - Yeah.
You don't like to be in bed all day?
- Oh, yeah, with you, yes. - [ Laughs ]
- I said hello.
I don't know why Brynn's being weird.
She walks past our table, schmoozing with Erin's daddy.
Then she gets upset that there's all these sugar daddy stories.
If it walks like a duck...
- You're funny. - Ew. They're still talking.
- [ Laughing ]
- [ Gasps ] Cute.
- I'm okay for now. - Jenna!
- It can't be touched. Holy sh--
- All business people.
- Hi, babe. - Hi.
Oh, my God. No. - Give it to-- No.
We're not doing this. Give me a hug.
Hi.
- Hi, babe. - Hi.
I should try that? - It is really good.
- Is Brynn here?
- She's over there flirting with Erin's dad.
- I'm gonna go use the bathroom.
Don't lose me.
- It's much better for you. It's 100% pure agave.
- You know you sucked dick in the past,
so just remember how you used to do it before.
- [Bleep] dumpster!
- Hi, queens. - Oh, thank you.
- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! Hi!
- There's probably not gonna be any food.
- I need to order delivery, then.
- Delivery? Just order a burrito.
- I'm gonna order a burrito.
- Oh, my God!
- Hi! How are you? How are you? How are you?
- How are you feeling? You look great.
Lovely seeing you.
- Hi! You look so pretty. I love this dress.
Hi! I thought you were Sai for a hot second
- Wow. - From the back.
- Okay. - Something smells.
- Is it you? Are you wearing your deodorant again?
- Do I smell? - Something smells.
- Smell this. It smells like onions.
- Oh, it's the onion. - Is it you?
You come to my event. You tell me something smells.
Is it you? You came here and complained already.
I'm getting out of here.
Mezcal is very smoky, and ours is really smooth.
And I want women to drink mezcal.
[ Laughter ]
- What is going on over here?
- Oh, no. - Are you shaved? Did you shave?
Give me a butt crack. Give me a butt crack.
- Life's too short. I cannot stand having beef
or tension with people. I don't know at this point
if sweeping it under the rug is-- is sustainable.
- Have you spoken to Brynn? - I don't want to. I don't care.
I have no complaints. - Okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- If she has a problem with me, she can come talk to me.
- How much can you sweep under the rug before sh-- filthy?
You know, it's just really dirty.
- I'm very upset with you. - Why?
- Apparently Brynn was talking a lot of sh--
- Did you forget? The Alzheimer's just kick in?
- Yeah. She was. - Yeah.
- We gotta figure this out. I'm so confused.
- So who's gonna start the conversation here?
What are we-- What are we upset about?
- So, who's gonna start the conversation here?
- What are we upset about?
- On Jessel party, they all noticed it
that you and I didn't talk.
The minute I walked in in the party,
she grabbed me and she said, oh, my God.
Is everything okay with you and Brynn?
And I was like, I don't have any problem with Brynn.
If Brynn has a problem, Brynn should come talk to me.
Fast forward today, I'm sitting here. This comes.
Sai and I are sitting here. She said--
- This. Not even she came. - Erin. She said,
by the way, Brynn and I and Jessel
went shopping. - Sorry. Sorry.
- And Brynn was talking a lot of sh--
- Sounds about right. - Oh?
- It's really not that deep.
- It wasn't. - It's really not.
It's really not. - Okay, it's not deep.
That's fine then. Then we drop the conversation.
- Is she drinking directly from that bottle?
- There's a glass here.
- Go back. - I know.
- Come on. - Dude.
- It was my water, and it was my table.
And you are not my mom. You don't tell me what to do,
you basic bitch.
'Cause if you're not a basic bitch,
you will come and tell your friends
when people are talking behind their back.
- Can I just say? I'm anything but basic.
- Can I just say? Everything needs to be perfect.
- Basic bitch is somebody who has no style and has no humor.
- That's not true. - If I said to you, oh,
she's a basic bitch, what does that mean to you?
- I think a basic bitch is equated with, like, a Karen
a little bit. - There you go.
- I'm a Karen?
I really would appreciate not to be called a basic bitch.
- Am I a basic bitch to her? - For sure.
- Oh, my God. - This is a [bleep] joke.
- I smell, you don't-- - Oh, my God.
You wear deodorant that is natural.
- What a weirdo.
- She does stink sometimes.
- [ Laughing ]
- I mean, no one wants to host a party
smelling like a dirty sock onion.
- I'm happy that you two are chillin'.
- I think we're fine. We talked in the Hamptons.
I have moved on. - I know. I miss being friends.
- I don't trust her. And I'm disappointed
that my "friend" is still talking sh-- about me.
But I do want to have fun again.
Back to the surface we go.
- Everyone is good. - We're all moving on.
- Moving on. - Moving on.
- Let's all move on.
- Put the diamond on top.
- Give us that molten rock! - Okay, 1, 2, 3.
- Moving on! - Moving on!
- Okay. - Let it all go.
This moment starts brand new.
- Yes. - Okay.
- That was the cheesiest thing we've ever done, by the way.
- Where the [bleep] did you get that?
- Another restaurant.
- You ordered it from another restaurant?
- I was hungry!
- Okay, bye.
- She has a, um, accessory award.
- I didn't know Nordstrom Rack gives out awards.
- That was low.
- Gosh, Brynn just cannot help herself
when it comes to Rebecca.
♪
[ Feedback ]
- Oh, can I have that? Thank you.
- So, if we could get everybody's attention for one minute!
- Oh, God, here we go.
- We all just want to say a few words.
Very short. We've learned our lesson.
- I'm gonna put my timer on.
Not again, not again, not again.
- Back at the University of Wisconsin...
[ People speaking indistinctly ]
- Yeah, we were all nervous.
- I just want to say thank you to everyone who's here.
I'm, like, pinching myself and trying not to cry.
I'm gonna pass it along, but thank you, thank you.
- I'm the co-founder and president.
I'm really just their marriage counselor.
- We need one.
- [ Gasps ] Right.
- Never have I ever seen my coworker naked.
- Erin? - Erin.
- Was that before or after you [bleep] your business partner?
[ Laughter ]
- Bringing it to life with my two best friends here
has just been surreal. - What the [bleep]
- This is truly a family business.
- There's not just shares in that company.
They're sharing a lot. He's taken stock... of that ass.
[ Laughs ]
- Alright, we're done. Go drink. Have fun.
- Should we leave these basic bitches behind?
- Let's go.
- Next time on "The Real Housewives of New York City"...
- Ready, set... [ Whistle blows ]
- Come on, move it!
- Ohh! - Are we playing football?
- Yeah, and I don't want my implants bopped.
- I heard a crazy rumor.
- Is she pregnant?
- She had this wild night
and ended up getting pregnant by some other guy.
- Like another man's baby?
- No! - Shut up!
- Holy sh--
- Bitch!