**
-I heard a crazy rumor, though.
Uh... -What?
-She's a freak in the sheets.
-What?
-Regardless of the consequences.
-Like, what kind of consequences?
-The biggest kind.
She's pregnant by someone else.
-Bitch! -I know. -Wait, what?
-Sexcapades with different people. -Shut the (bleep) up.
-Other men...(bleep) her.
-[ Gagging ]
-Oh, (bleep). Shh, shh.
She's here. She's here.
**
-Here's Rebecca.
**
[ Siren wailing in distance ]
[ Heels clicking ]
-Aah! [ Wings fluttering ]
(bleep) Times Square.
(bleep) this sh--.
**
[ Music slows, stops ]
-[ Chuckles ] You're -- You're done, aren't you?
Mm-hmm. Alright, let's go.
**
-Hi. -Welcome. How are you?
-I'm having lunch with a friend, but I would love to sit outside.
It's so nice out.
-Hi. -Hi. You look so cute.
-Aww, thanks. You look so summery. -Oh, I love that bag.
Is that yours? -Mwah. Yeah.
-I love it. -It's finally warm enough out.
-I need one of those. -You just say the word, sis.
I think I know someone. -I had so much fun last night.
Oh, my God. It was wild.
Oh, my God.
-Hi, ladies. Welcome. -Hi.
-How are you? -Thank you. -Thank you.
-We'll each do a Caesar.
We're gonna share the rigatoni vodka... -Vodka.
-...but with the gluten-free pasta, please.
-Yeah. -Perfect. Thank you.
-How were the awards, by the way?
-Oh, they were really nice.
-Brynn kind of said something shady.
-Oh, she did? What'd she say? -Yeah.
-She said, "What was it, like the awards for Nordstrom Rack?"
-Where's Rebecca?
-And she has a, um, accessory awards.
-Oh! I didn't know Nordstrom Rack gives out awards.
-Oh, wow. That's a good one. -Is that a good one?
-Listen, she doesn't have to like my stuff.
That's fine. I built $100 million company.
-Yeah. Good for you. -Yeah.
-(bleep) yeah. That's the response.
-Like, okay.
I think it's pretty distasteful
for her to come for my career, or anything I've done, frankly.
I'm not sure what she's done.
It's like a little yap dog trying to bite you.
I have been bit by real sharks,
so this is nothing to me.
-I feel like Brynn's gonna convert.
She had Pass-- She hosted a Seder.
-Gavin's dad converted when Gavin was 9 or 10.
-Oh. -So he's "Jew-ish."
-Can I ask you a personal question?
-Yeah.
-Um, how, like, does it work for you?
Just 'cause I know we always talk about being Jewish.
-Yeah. -But how does it work
being Jewish and a Scientologist?
-Yeah. So, being Jewish is my religion, obviously. -Right.
-And then the other one is
really an applied philosophy
that, like, when it gets rough,
that's where I can get tools to help me
with communication, with the stress of life,
like, dealing with kids, a business.
-But I guess it's not really a religion.
-It is in the fact that everyone hears the word religion
and they're like God, worship, right? -Right.
-But there's also anything spiritual in nature. -Right. Yeah.
-So you could go as far as to say that going to SoulCycle
is a spiritual experience for you, right? -[ Chuckles ]
I'm not that into SoulCycle. -I'm not either,
but I'm just making -- you know? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-So, like there's no worship or prayer.
It's like tools to help you. -Right.
-And that's kind of it.
I think that it's unfortunate
that there are a lot of stereotypes out there
that are people who don't have the right information,
are working with inadequate data,
and I would just ask people to go check it out for yourself,
whether it is reading a book, going online,
watching the TV station about it.
Don't read that book. [ Chuckles ]
When I was born, my parents were just finding out about it.
But it was -- -Oh, really?
-Yeah, but it was my choice.
When I was around 18, that's when I felt like,
"Oh, this is something I need to deal with the insanity of life."
So it's been -- it's been great for me.
-I have so much respect for her
that I would never want to insult her belief system.
That being said, it's very hard for me to understand.
I know too much. I wish I knew less.
-Alright, ladies. -Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much. -Um, the girls were funny.
-Oh, my God. -Jessel's a funny one.
Apparently I stink. -[ Chuckles ]
-Who comes to somebody's event, sits down,
and the first thing she said was, "Ew!
It really smells here. Is it you?"
-Is it you? Are you wearing no deodorant again?
-Yeah. -Like, how about "Hello. Nice to see you.
How was your night?" -I love natural deodorant.
It works for me. -I guess it doesn't work for me.
[ Laughter ]
**
-Hi. -Hi. How are you?
-I'm good. How are you? -I'm excited to be here.
I am trying to bring color to my boyfriend house.
Stacey! Aah! -Ubah!
-Hi, Cora. -And Cora. Hi.
-Hi, my supermodel.
-What are we shopping for today? -Oliver.
-Okay! -So, his house
is so, like, just neutral,
like, so beautiful and quiet.
It feels like the MoMA. -Okay.
-And I'm like, maybe before I move in
I need to bring him a little color.
Oliver and I, we're talking about me moving to Greenwich.
The thing is, I want to keep my apartment in New York.
I don't think I can be in Connecticut, like, full time...
And also, New York has been such a, like, an identity of my life.
We don't wanna scare the guy.
-So maybe not the giraffe? -That looks like me, though.
I don't know, it just -- it feels great and then also scary.
I love the butterfly, but I cannot stand these beetles.
-Okay. -Sorry, beetles.
They look like cockroach.
-Oh, my God! -Ew! Jenna! Aah!
-Oh, my God! What the (bleep)?!
-I cannot bring him this. I need to start small.
I'm not gonna lie, this is very intimidating.
Moving in... -It's a lot.
-Oliver and I have a very...
Oliver lives with schedule.
He wakes up in the morning, goes to the gym downstairs.
I can predict his day.
I sometimes just lay down on the sofa
and stare on the wall for six hour.
Should we try upstairs?
[ Exhales sharply ]
Yeah, it's gonna be an adjustment.
-So tell me, how is everything?
-Personally, I'm doing very well.
-Excellent. -Besides my periods are very painful.
-Ohh. -Like, I'm in bed,
like, excruciating pain. -Ugh.
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. -Yeah.
I'm gonna go see my doctor next week.
When I start complaining, my friends will tell me,
"Oh, you're just getting older."
And my doctor's like, "No, no, no, no.
You shouldn't be feeling this way."
-No, I don't think so. -You know?
It is so painful.
Once I was in a cab,
I had to call a friend to stay on the phone with me
before I get home 'cause I thought I'm gonna pass out.
Something is wrong.
But this painful period, it concerned me
because it has to do with the old age.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm losing a little sleep.
Maybe I just settle for those three.
Just take all those three.
Those. -Just ease into it.
-Yeah, I love gold. -Alright.
-Not a gold digger, but I love gold.
-I know.
-Coming up...
-Is she pregnant?
-No! -Who's the dad?
**
-How was, um, school today?
-It was normal. I'm so glad school's almost over, though.
-Oh, my God. You got three more weeks.
-Don't remind me. -Three...more...weeks.
Are you excited about today?
I'm really curious to see, like,
what kind of props from the movie are gonna be there.
-I don't know. Any props would be cool.
-Rebecca invited London and I to check out her collection
that is inspired by the new film "Wicked."
London loves everything that is the arts.
And when she's excited, I'm excited.
We're here.
**
-You guys are gonna meet with Rebecca in here. -Amazing.
-She just rounding something up.
She'll be with you in a minute.
-This is so cool! -So cool.
**
-[ Gasps ] That is so cool.
-Hi. -Hi! How are you?
What's up, girlie? How are you? -Hi. Mwah. Mwah.
Hi. Nice to meet you. -You're so lucky that you just get to have this in here.
-This is my daughter, London. -So fun.
-London, this is Rebecca.
-I heard that you love all things "Wicked."
-We're so excited. -So we were scheming
to give you, like, a sneak preview of everything
that went into the design of this.
So, we took this crystal inspiration
from Elphaba's broomstick, like the twisted knots,
and then obviously her crown and these.
How cool are they?
We took this inspiration from the Grimmerie,
the book of spells.
-The things that I get to experience with my children
is something that is beyond my wildest dreams.
-I feel like a princess. This is so cool.
-These are core memories that they will remember forever.
-I'm gonna be watching the movie... -That's super cool.
-...with my dad and be like, "See that? I held that."
-I didn't really have that when I was growing up,
so the fact that I'm creating that with my own family
and my children, I'm just so grateful.
-If you were to pick out a bag today, which one would it be?
'Cause you get to take one with you.
Yeah. -I like this one.
-Winner, winner -- -Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
-I was just about to say... -Power of millennials!
Winner, winner, chicken dinners! -I have to go to the bathroom.
-Go. -Bye.
-Grab some snacks if you can find some too.
-Okay. Bye. -She's so cute.
Did you receive my text about dodgeball?
-Oh, yeah. I'm so excited.
-Are you excited? -I love dodgeball.
-I love a good dodgeball game.
You know, let's have some fun.
And besides, some of these girls
need balls thrown in their faces.
I'm very competitive, so watch out.
-Okay. -It's gonna be very fun.
-I don't wanna not be on your team, then.
-Yeah, you -- you're gonna wanna be on my team
'cause I'm gonna be throwing these balls like a rocket.
-Yeah, and with those guns... -Like a rocket.
-With those Madonna arms? -Like a rocket, baby.
-Yeah. I'm worried.
**
-Oh, hello. -Hi.
Hi there. -You look like a secretary.
-I am. -So cute. -[ Indistinct ]
-I'm not getting up 'cause my pants are really tight.
-Oh. Are they gonna rip? -Hopefully not.
-I wish. What's going on? -[ Chuckles ]
-What's going on? -You look so cute.
-Hey, lovelies. -Hey. How are you?
-See anything I can start you off with today?
-Can I have a Peroni, please? -Of course, doll.
-Can I get an English breakfast? Of course.
-And can I get, um, I shot a 1942 and soda?
-Yes, ma'am. -Thanks for coming around here.
I just came from work. -Do you have to go in a day?
-No, not every day. Like three days a week. -Okay.
-I worked in tech before, so I like it. It's good.
I love my team. -Good. Who's your team?
Like, how many people are in your team?
-In New York, it's about 14.
-Oh, I'm sorry, in New York?
-And then in London, there's 50-some engineers.
-That's huge. -That's like a whole thing.
-That's crazy. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Brynn to me is someone that's hyper smart,
and she's building an app.
And the fact that she seems excited about this new role,
I'm happy for her.
I don't know what she does, though.
I mean... -I'm gonna be silent.
If you (bleep) around with her job, she will come for you.
I don't wanna... Let's not do that.
-I have to actually go to London...not this week,
but the following week. -You're such a London girl.
-I know. -You're more a London girl
than I ever was. -I know, and it's so cute
that you have it in your Instagram profile
but I'm the one that's been there more.
-I wouldn't do that 'cause I'm not a basic bitch.
-[ Chuckles ] Oh, well, you should be maybe.
-There's a glass here.
-Ubah! Dude.
-Basic bitch is somebody who has no style and has no humor.
-That's not true.
-I called Jenna the next day... -Yeah.
-...and I was shocked by what Jenna had to say
when I asked her if she thought you were a basic bitch.
-What did she said? She said yes?
-She goes, "J-Jessel's cute." -Cute?
-And I was like, "Is she a basic bitch, yes or no?
Answer the question. It's very definitive.
It's yes or no." She goes, "I don't know.
I'm gonna have to think about it."
-Think about it?
-But hang on a second. Sometimes I think
a basic bitch is someone who
tries a little too hard.
That's a little basic, wouldn't you say?
-She always comments on, like, my looks and, like, how I dress,
and clearly she doesn't feel that way.
Jenna. -Jenna Lyons.
-Jenna's a two-faced -- What is that?
-Ooh.
It's like Jenna, the ultimate style guru,
is telling her that her style sucks.
-Jenna was the one that was defending me.
-You think she's a basic bitch? -Because --
-Ubah!
-So is Jenna defending me to my face
and then behind my back calling me a basic bitch?
You know, Jenna does shop at Gap, I believe.
So, like, I don't know who's the basic bitch around here.
I don't think it's a big deal. -Okay.
-I wouldn't -- I wouldn't care, okay?
Getting a rise out of Jessel, it's just fun and it's silly.
Am I strategically leaving out the fact
that I might have also called Jessel basic?
Yes. Devil's in the details.
[ Humming ]
I have carpal tunnel 'cause I stir the pot so much.
I need one of those little wristbands.
Oh, another funny thing at your party,
so I asked, I said, "Where's Rebecca?"
And I just made a joke about the "Nordstrom Rack Awards."
You know? -Well, can I just pause for a minute?
-Yeah. -'Cause I think she's, like, a little sensitive right now.
Oh, my God, I can't believe -- -Why is she sensitive?
-Why? Wait, why?
-Why is she sensitive?
Is she pregnant?
Is she pregnant again?
-She's what?!
-That's why she's not drinking.
And it gets crazier. -No.
-Who's the dad?
-Are you making a joke, or do you know something?
-No. I'm making a joke. -It's not a joke.
It's actually not. It's like a big thing.
-Wait, what? -Wait, that was a joke.
-It's not. -That's my joke I say when everyone says who's pregnant.
I say -- -You're not making sense.
Okay. Linear... -It's not, like, confirmed.
We don't know that -- I know. It's like (bleep) crazy.
-How do you know?
-Because we have a mutual friend.
She had a one-night -- like a crazy night.
-Well, do they have an open relationship, though?
We don't know?
-First of all, she is pregnant.
It's like very, very early on. -Okay.
-And she's, like, really stressed about it.
-She told you she's pregnant? -Yeah.
-And she said, "I don't know who that dad is"?
-She didn't tell me that, but I did hear from someone.
-Can I have it? I don't have one yet. -Can I just -- Can I just --
-She has four. Can I just ask -- I'll pay her.
-She's got beautiful babies. -She's still breastfeeding.
-This is what I heard. -Don't trust the quiet ones.
I'm loud, and I'm a (bleep) prude. She -- Yeah.
I would have never -- never in my wildest dreams.
-That is madness.
**
-Coming up...
-Throw the ball!
[ Ball thuds ] -Oh! -Oh!
**
-[ Chuckles ] So, this is gonna be cool.
-I know. -It's right here, baby.
**
-Hi. -How you guys doing?
-Good. Good. What do you have tonight?
-We have, uh, Slutty Punch is our special on Wednesday.
-[ Laughs ] -Can we have two Sluts?
-Okay.
-Have "Gabe" and Erin ever been to a gay bar?
-I think both of them
have never been to a dike bar like this.
-Yeah, probably not. -Hi, guys. -Hi!
-Oh, my God. Look at us! -They're basically twinning!
-I love Mel. I have a girl crush on Mel.
Mel and I... -That's too big a space.
-Well, Abe and I are talking right now.
-[ Laughs ] -Oh, sorry. Okay.
-Hi!
When I met Abe, I thought, like, "Ugh, kind of bro vibes."
And we are very, like, ideologically,
in certain ways, very different.
-We'll have water. -What about a Coca-Cola?
And then I realized, "Wow, he has
a lot of lesbian sensibilities."
So my opinion about him quickly changed.
-Alright, I got a Madre grapefruit.
-Thank you so much. -And I have a top-shelf Slutty Punch right here.
Coca-Cola.
-Thank you, Gabe! -Thank you.
-What -- Who is this Gabe? [ Laughter ]
I feel like I'm missing something.
-We're trying to organize a double date.
-Yeah! -I was like, "Oh,
why don't we take Gabe, too, and Erin --"
Or Abe. Gabe. Abe and -- I put "gay" and Abe.
I just called him Gabe. [ Laughter ]
-I'm cool with that. I'll -- I'll identify as Gabe.
I've never kissed a guy. I've been tempted in college.
I came really close, and there was a point
when I questioned, you know, my sexuality.
Can I ask? -Yes.
-You were married to a man. -I was, yes.
-Like, when did you realize that you were into women?
Like, what was your journey? -I...
I kinda knew growing up.
There were signs there. Um... -Wait.
And then she was a model in the Italian pensiones,
which is the dorm for all the models.
She had her way when she was 19, 20.
-Nothing actually materialized until I started modeling
and ended up in a model pensione with a bunch of beautiful women.
If you're gay, that's gonna bring it out of you.
If there's even a thought, you know.
I mainly only dated men, though.
-Was there a reason for that, or just that, like,
that's what you thought you should be doing?
-That's what I thought I should be doing, I think.
I kind of, at that point in time, was attracted to both. -Right.
-Keep drinking the Slutty Punch.
-[ Laughs ]
-Now she's making me sound like I was slutty.
I wasn't slutty. -No, that --
One didn't have anything to do with the other.
-Just so happened to be that you ordered the Slutty Punch.
-So did Gabe. -Gabe is slutty.
-So, so then I was married.
Marriage is not what I expected it to be.
It had nothing to do with his gender.
It was just -- It wasn't a good marriage.
When my marriage to the, uh,
father of my children was breaking up,
I came across "The L word," and I started watching it
and I thought, "Why am I feeling like this is where I belong?"
I had to really take the time and think about, you know,
if I was gonna be really true and honest to myself,
and that was hard.
I knew it was going to mean losing a lot of people,
but I knew that I needed to explore it...
and never looked back.
-And then Mel went to space
and got you a space rock. -Oh, I know.
-You know that's what we call it, right?
-Do you call it the space rock? -Oh, yeah.
-Can I see it? -I am obsessed with it.
The fact that it's an engagement ring is so incredible.
-Well, you know, because she's not basic.
[ Laughter ]
**
-Do you mind telling me where we're going?
-You look so cute. Where do you think you're going?
-I don't know. -You're hungry?
-No, I'm not hungry.
-You're definitely gonna be eating...
-I'm defin-- -...but it's not food.
-What's it? What is it? -It's jewelry.
**
So, this is my favorite jewelry store.
I have Pavit's credit card because he gave it to me
to plan the kids' birthdays.
-What? -It's fine. He's...
-No, no, no. -He might get a fraud alert.
It's fine. He'll just clear it.
I absolutely love that.
Oh, yes. For, like, vacation.
-Vacation? -A weapon.
-Yes. Hang on a minute.
I'm a bit worried about Pavit.
-Maybe like four or five days a week.
-Do you think this is a bit too big?
-For the amount of crap you have?
Call it credit card fraud, I don't care.
But listen, he married me,
and this is the repercussions of that.
That would be a good push gift.
-Yeah, it would be.
-Do you even know what a push gift is?
-Can you explain to me, please?
-It's a gift that you get when you have a baby.
-Hm?
Uh-huh. -[ Chuckles ]
-Okay, so what -- what was Pavit's opinion on that?
-I think that the decision to have another baby
is not just one person -- -Well, the two's already made.
There's no baby.
-I think I found a therapist too, to, like,
help with how to communicate.
He lives in Mexico City, so he's not American.
He doesn't have that American like, sort of,
you know, point of view, which I feel like
is sometimes very, like, you know, narrow.
Mexico City is very cultural. There's a lot of food options.
I feel I think Pavit and him could maybe
connect on that front, you know, as an icebreaker.
Truly, I picked the frigging therapist
based on his food landscape.
I think he has more of, like, a global sort of,
like, point of view, which is helpful
'cause we're you know, we're British, we're Indian.
I think maybe he can help with some of those things.
-Okay, you definitely need a therapist.
-I do? -Yes.
-What's wrong with me?
-Well, you just said. -It's for him.
My mom has always sided with Pavit.
Like, she thinks the sun shines out of his ass.
And let me tell you, it does not.
-For both of you maybe. -Maybe for both of us.
-Yes. -But she seems more open to therapy,
so that's a win. I'll take it.
Speaking of babies, we were at lunch the other day
with Erin and Brynn... -Mm-hmm?
-...and Erin drops this, like, bomb.
'Cause Rebecca... apparently she's pregnant again.
-Oh, my God! Oh. -I know.
However, Erin said
she didn't think it was her husband's kid.
-What? -Apparently,
there's this rumor going around that,
like, she had this wild night
and ended up getting pregnant by some other guy.
-You shouldn't get involved, no. -I don't wanna be the one
to, like, meddle in this.
-[ Inhales sharply ]
-That is a bombshell. Alright, back to you.
Good? -Good.
-Okay. I think we are going to...wrap this up.
-So this is for Mom. -Mm-hmm. -Yes. All of this is Mom.
How much do I owe? And it can go on my account, right?
-Right. Your total is going to be $3002.
-Thank you. -You are so welcome.
-Thank you, Pavit. -Thank you, Pavit.
-Coming up... -He does not care,
and it's not a big deal that she got knocked up
by some other guy? -It's 2024, baby.
**
-So cute in here.
-Hi. How are you? -Hi! How are you?
Are you Tim? -Tim, yes. Nice to meet you.
-Sai. So nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
-This is gonna be so much fun. I'm stoked.
-So these are the balls that we have to choose from.
We had these, and we had the bigger ones...
-Just wanted to make sure. I wanted to see what it was about.
-Oh, I know, I know, I know. -It should be a lot of fun.
Yes! The vibes are here. -[ Indistinct ]
-This is so cute! -Right?
-What the (bleep) is this? -Because.
-Are we playing football? -Yeah, because all these bitches
are gonna be throwing them at my chest,
and I don't want my implants to pop.
-[ Chuckles ] -Stop it.
-Gotta protect them titties.
Oh, hello. Oh, yes. She brought her helmet.
-Did you ride on over? -I didn't ride.
-Wait, did you bring this for...?
-I brought this to protect my face.
No, I brought it for Ubah, actually.
-That is hysterical. -That's funny.
-Look at sporty [indistinct]. Look.
-This (bleep) clown. -Look at the pep in her step.
-This (bleep) clown. I love it. -The pep in your step.
-She came prepared. -Is this an '80s workout class?
-Don't even at me, okay? -Don't even.
-You look absurd, but cute at the same time.
-Thank you! [ Chuckles ] -Yeah. I saw the --
the podcast thing 'cause it went viral, you know?
-Oh, my God. I got tagged in all -- Like, that was hilarious.
**
-What Rebecca sent me an -- She didn't say anything.
She just sent me the link, and I was like,
"What? You are very nice."
And she was like, "No, it's --
like, you said I was boring."
I did say it's boring. Is boring bad?
**
Yeah. [ Chuckles ]
I don't want to be called boring.
[ Chuckles ]
Sorry.
It's not my fault I'm always in trouble. I can't help it.
[ Laughter ] -I can't.
-I heard a crazy rumor, though. -Ooh.
Are you gonna do this? -What?
**
-You know how sometimes you have to be careful with quiet ones?
I heard, uh...
she's a freak in the sheets.
-What? -Her and Gavin, yeah.
-Good for her. -Getting around town...
They do -- They have fun with other people and stuff. -Okay.
-Regardless of the consequences.
-Well, like, what kind of consequences?
-The biggest kind.
-What?!
No. -Like another man's baby.
-Shut up! -I swear to God.
And I heard this from Erin, and I was like, "(bleep), dude.
That's not true. That's not true."
-Erin said that?
**
[ Laughs ]
Oh, she's not boring.
-Then I asked around, and it's -- -You did ask around? No.
-Course I did. Immediately. -Who? -I left that lunch.
I immediately asked a bunch of people I know.
-Gossip Girl over here. I'm a little shell shocked.
I think Brynn's take on Rebecca is that she's NVA --
like, no value added, you know,
from her fashion to her personality.
So I think that this news is giving Brynn all the ammunition
she absolutely can get to just sweeten the pot.
I had a meeting with Rebecca two days ago,
and I'm sitting there, like, knowing this information.
I feel so awkward. -Honestly, I'm --
get very hungry very quickly right now.
-Why? -Why?
Because I'm working out crazy. -And you're breastfeeding.
Yeah. -And breastfeeding.
-Right. Yeah.
It's like...
-There she is. -Oh, my God.
-Oh, my God! So chic!
-I mean, you look kind of basic to me.
I'm just not gonna lie. [ Chuckles ]
-You're not wrong, considering.
-Hi. Hi, baby. -Hi!
-Wait. Are you for real for real?
What part did you get verified?
That it's someone else's baby or that she, like, is wild?
-So I used to work with Gavin back in the day,
and so I called some of our old friends, and I was like,
"Is this the thing? Do they whatever?"
They're like, "Yeah, that's like their thing.
Like, they're very, you know, they're cool,
they're bohemian, they sleep around and whatever."
And it's not like -- -So this is like some hippie sh--?
-Yeah. Yeah. -Is it Scientology sh--?
-I don't (bleep) know. And he does not care.
And it's, like, not a big deal.
-He does not care and it's not a big deal
that she got knocked up by some other guy?
-It's 2024, baby. -Well, how are we determining teams here?
[ Indistinct conversation ] -Oh, my God. Please come to this conversation.
-Wait, what is happening? -There's a rumor that she got knocked up by someone else?
-Not a rumor if it's true. -But I need you to tell Jenna real quick what happened.
My (bleep) eyeballs are hanging and, like,
you know that toy that goes "doing-doing"?
-So we were at lunch with Erin the other day.
-And loose-lipped Erin. -Rebecca Minkoff --
Apparently she's pregnant, and she's pregnant by someone else.
-And Gavin doesn't even care, and they're cool with it.
-This is the rumor that's circulating.
-Bitch! -It's not a rumor.
-Wait, what? -But, wait, should we play dodgeball, though?
-Wait, what?! -Would you play dodgeball if you were pregnant?
I wouldn't. What if a (bleep) ball hits you?
-Wait, wait. She's pregnant right now?
-Yeah, babe! -How does she know this?
How does Erin know this? -She told Erin she's pregnant.
Why would you lie about that? I would never be like,
"Oh, I am pregnant, LOL." -And now it makes sense the no drink--
And now it makes sense the no drinking. -That's not funny.
-I do not want to know. I don't want to hear about it.
Like, marriage and kids, off the table as far as I'm concerned.
That's just too sacred.
-Shh. Oh, (bleep). Shh, shh, shh. -Oh, look.
She's here. She's here.
**
-Here's Rebecca. -Shh. Oh, (bleep).
Shh, shh, shh. She's here.
**
-Hello. -Hey! Hi!
-How are we? -Look at you, hot mama.
-[ Indistinct ] -Hi.
-Okay. -How are you feeling?
-I've just been feeling a little weird lately,
but I think I'll be okay.
-She feels sick? -You feel weird?
-I don't know if I had food poisoning.
Just been like a little blah. -What are your symptoms?
-It's, like, kind of -- You know that feeling
in your stomach when you're just, like...
-Nauseous? -That food poisoning feeling.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I get that sometimes too.
-You do?
-No, I'm just trying to make you feel better
about whatever the (bleep) you're going through.
[ Chuckles ]
I only get that feeling when I'm hungover.
-Oh, I haven't been hungover in a long time, as you know.
-Sober mober over here. Sober mober.
We all have our reasons
-I am. I got a baby on my tit.
-[Indistinct] man holding that baby?
-He's 15 months.
-The only man -- You sure he's the only man touching?
-Well, maybe one or two others. -[ Laughs ]
-Where is everyone? We have to pick teams.
Oh, my God! Look at... -Is she wearing heels?
I love that she's wearing heels. It's so funny.
-God damn it, she looks good. -You look so good.
-I wanna hate on you, but you look good. You look really good.
-I brought you a helmet, baby. I thought you could play.
-You're gonna play. -Why not?
-Listen, I have my doctor appointment coming up.
I'm not feeling great.
The last thing I want is someone to throw a ball at me.
40-year-old women running around and throwing each other balls.
I'm like, "(bleep) this sh--."
-No one understands this.
I cannot just get knocked up. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-I mean, just to see, observe. -Just to see.
[ Laughter ]
-You do not understand the (bleep) information
that was just dropped.
Brynn thought that Erin told her Rebecca,
her and her husband love, like,
doing like extra sexcapades
with different people. -Shut the (bleep) up.
-Like, super wild where other men basically...
(bleep) her...
-[ Gags ]
-She's pregnant.
-Right now?
Holy sh--.
-No. -Oh!
These bitches here in this group,
they love confusion, they love "she say, he said."
Oh, my God, I'm stressed.
Did Rebecca want us to know this?
[ Indistinct conversations ]
-Oh, my God, what? -What?
-I didn't even notice the gloves. -[ Laughs ]
-I like that you go -- you go in. -Yeah. I'm here for it.
-You're like here for it, and I appreciate it so much.
-You do? -Oh, so much.
-Oh, 'cause Brynn the other day was saying
that you were confused about how I dress.
-I was shocked by what Jenna had to say
when I asked her if she thought you were a basic bitch.
She goes, "I don't know. I'm gonna have to think about it."
-Think about it? -Let's just be honest,
in the debate of Jessel being basic bitch...?
-Yeah, and I didn't answer that. -And, yeah. Yeah.
She said, "I don't know."
You said, "I'm gonna have to think about it."
-No, I wasn't. -[ Laughs ]
Sorry.
I believe Jenna.
I think Brynn is the queen of embellishment.
I think someone will say to Brynn, "Oh, my God,
I love the color of pink,"
and then she will take that information
and go to someone else and be like, "Oh, my God.
I was just with Jessel,
and she thinks pink is the most hideous color ever."
That is what I think is happening here.
-No, I said an argument could be made for the fact
that is someone who's so camp... is that almost basic?
-I'm not camp. This is just how I dress,
like, in life. -No, but this is camp intentionally.
-This is camp. -Intentionally, yeah. -Intentionally camp.
-I actually don't think you're basic.
I just didn't wanna go down that road, so --
-What do you think of her fashion?
-I think she's adorable, and I love that she, like,
plays up who she is, like... -Yeah.
-...I'm in. -Not that your opinion, like,
matters to me or anything.
'Cause why would it?
-I mean, I think this is like a theme for Brynn.
I think she likes to stir the pot.
I think that's exactly how the Uber story happened
and now she's trying to do it with Jessel.
-She was like, "She's having money problems.
Brynn, her car broke down, and she --
I offered to get her an Uber and she said yes,
and then she didn't pay me back."
-She's lying about this story. She's lying.
I didn't say she was poor. It's insane!
-I think what went down with Erin and the Uber thing,
that felt like it was more mean spirited,
but it definitely feels like a red flag.
It makes me cautious for sure.
-She said you said, "Let's table it."
-No -- [ Chuckles ] I said let's say table it, because I didn't wanna
go down that path and I could tell that -- -Okay.
So you were just trying to de-Brynn-sensitize... -Yes, I was just trying to,
like, be like, "I'm not gonna do this. Like, let's go." -I hear you.
I hear you. Well, that's different. -I was not going into that.
I do not think you're basic at all. -Okay. Alright.
-Here she is.
The bag and the jacket take it to another place,
which I appreciate. -I know.
-It's giving me Coachella gone rogue.
Erin looks like she played tennis
and then found herself at Coachella
and now she's pitching a tent and going camping.
Like, what the (bleep) is this outfit?
-Stunts on a green screen?
Like where -- where did she find this outfit?
This is not for dodgeball. What is this?
-I'm into both of them.
Like, I don't need everyone to be boring and basic and perfect.
Like, let me do that part.
-Hi, Tim. Finally all my friends have arrived. -Hi, how are you?
Welcome. -How do you play the game?
-So you'll line up on the opposite sides.
The ball is live until it hits the ground.
-There's multiple balls flying? -Yeah, multiple balls. -There are five balls
that can all be thrown at the same time. -Yeah, there's a lot.
It's your dream, Jessel.
-These bitches aren't sporty at all.
[ Chuckles ] -Dodgeball is not my thing.
Clearly balls of any sort are not my thing.
-Who plays dodgeball? Nobody plays dodgeball.
-I am competitive. I have the height.
I have the strength. Am I jacked?
Am I like -- Am I, like, secretly jacked?
-So I'm the team captain. You're gonna be a team captain.
-Oh, awesome. Yay. -Okay. -We'll stand by Tim
and pick our teams, bitches. -Yes. -Okay.
-First jersey goes to Brynn!
-Yeah! (bleep) yeah! -Come on, Brynn!
-Yeah! Yeah! Come on! (bleep)
[ Indistinct ] -Shirt off, bitches!
Shirt off!
-[ Laughs ]
-Second goes to Rebecca!
Come on! You couldn't catch that?
Maybe I should call it back. Hold on.
[ Laughs ] -Come on, Erin! Come on, Erin!
Come on down, Erin! Erin, come on down! Wha!
-Let's go! Let's go, bitch! Let's go! [ Vocalizing together ]
-[ Indistinct ] -Oh, but wait. We're off -- We're off kilter, though.
-So if there are three people on this side... -Yeah?
-...the first person that gets hit stays in
and that's the first out, right? -Oh, I see. Okay, okay.
-So everyone has four collective outs on each side.
-Jenna? -Alright,
So then I'm going to...
-Don't (bleep) throw the ball at...
-Who do we not throw the ball at?
Oh.
Brynn. -What? -You told her?
-I'm hungover. I was loose-lipped.
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-[ Laughs ] -Wait. Are you on the wrong team?
-I'm always playing for the wrong team, you guys.
I mean... -Get off my team.
Wait, seriously, though. -Uh, 'cause there's no (bleep) blue jerseys, Jessel.
-Oh, they're out? -Yeah, we only had three.
-Any questions? Are we all set?
-Let's do this, bitches! -Ready, set...
[ Fierce music playing ]
**
[ Whistle blows ]
-Oh, God. -Aah! (bleep)
[ Laughter, shouting ]
-I got you! I touched you!
-I got taken out. -You were out in split second.
-Good job!
-Aah! -Come on! Move it!
[ Laughter ]
-Come on, Erin. Get her. -Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. -Oh!
-(bleep) -Oh, you're out. -We won!
-They won. -Congratulations. -Oh!
-Ready, set... [ Whistle blows ]
-Dodge, dodge, dodge. -Oh!
-You're still in. You're still in. You're still in.
-Get in. -I'm still in. -Hey!
-You're out! You're out. -So she caught your ball, so you're out.
-Oh, sh--.
-Oh, yes! [ Indistinct ]
-I'm alone? -You got this. You can win.
You can win. -Aah!
-Ahh! -Aah!
Aah! (bleep) -We're not getting her.
-Has those legs.
-You okay?
-Yeah. Yeah. I'm fine. -She needs a minute.
-No, I think you should sit down.
**
-You okay? -Yeah. Yeah. I'm fine.
-She needs a minute. -Take a minute.
Aah! She (bleep) -- Oh, my God!
-Good one!
-You (bleep) bitch!
-Ooh! -Whoa! -That was a nice throw.
-Yeah, okay. -Oh! (bleep)
-[ Laughs ]
-Alright. We have a tie game. -Where'd you hit her?
You got to be careful.
-It's a game. -"It's a game." [ Chuckles ]
-Tied game. -You sure you're okay?
-Yeah. -Alright. -It's 1 to 1.
Ready, set... [ Whistle blows ]
[ Laughs ] -Hey!
-Oh, yeah! Out! -Oh! -You're still in.
You're still in. -I'm still in? Okay.
-I got it. Ready?
-They're just gonna stand back there?
-Jenna... [ Laughs ]
-Here, pretty cat. -You guys can't hide over there.
Ooh, good one. -Out. Out.
-Wow. [ Whistles ]
-Play the game! Play the game!
-Throw the ball!
-Aah!
[ Women groan ]
-And you're out, too. -Nice catch! Nice catch!
We got that, no?
**
-Sorry, Jenna! Sorry! -You okay, baby?
-Why are you wearing those sunglasses?
We're playing dodgeball.
It's not "coolball."
-I mean, listen, it's giving rock star vibes.
-Come on, you can't just stand here,
wear glasses, and then expect not to get hit.
You gotta dodge the ball, Jenna. -Isn't it over?
-And that is the game. That is the game.
-Who was that? -Sorry.
-Brynn! -I think she got hurt. -Baby, I'm sorry.
Are you okay? Sorry. -I don't like you anymore.
-I'm sorry! -Okay, guys, it's a game!
You know, in England when you do that sh--, like, you don't hug it out.
You just keep going. -Where's this (bleep) Jessel?
Yeah, bitch! Where the (bleep) you came from?
This is my bitch now. -If there's any part
of Jenna Lyons that thou shall not hit,
it's probably the face and the glasses.
It's the whole thing. What else is there, you know?
-That is it. -We won? -Yes.
-That is awesome, you guys. -Thank you so much.
-Thank you. -Thank you, Tim! -Of course.
-Thank you. Thank you, Tim! -Appreciate it!
-Thank you! -Thank you.
-Oh, Jesus, "Bend It Like Beckham." -Oh, hello.
-Hey, Erin. -Hello, Erin. -[ Chuckles ]
-This is all the Pilates.
-I need to show these bitches I can do pushup.
-Okay. -Just in case.
-Um...
[ Indistinct conversation in distance ]
-Erin.
You (bleep) told her?
**
-I didn't tell her any-- -(bleep) What did you say?
-I didn't tell you anything.
-We -- I -- No, I didn't hear it from you. -How does she know?
-I only told Jessel and Brynn.
-Congrats.
-I'm out. That's (bleep) up.
-Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -(bleep)
**
-[ Laughs ]
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