Previously on "The Real Housewives of New York City"...
I think that you and I and our communication
could use a little work.
- Especially you. - Especially you.
No, especially you.
I think I found a therapist.
He lives in Mexico City, so he's not American.
I think he has more of, like, a global,
sort of, like, point of view.
Did you receive my texts about dodgeball?
Oh, yeah. I'm so excited.
Oh!
I heard a crazy rumor about Rebecca.
She's a freak in the sheets.
Regardless of the consequences.
Like another man's baby.
Shut up.
- And I heard this from Erin. - Erin said this?
Erin. What did you say? How did she know?
I only told Jessel and Brynn.
- Congrats. - I'm out.
- No. - That's [bleep] up.
It was good.
I'm very impressed.
- What did you say? - You told her?
I just said to her there's stuff going around.
Like, just be careful, like, what you share.
And then she said to me, "Can you tell me?"
And I was like, "I don't want to say it right now."
And then she said, "Can you tell me with your eyes?"
And I sort of looked down at her and she was like--
She knew immediately.
Well, she already told Erin, so, like...
- But then Erin told you guys. - Yeah.
- Right. - And then you guys told us.
Don't look at me. I never said anything to you guys.
I don't know what to do with my facial expressions.
- So Gavin doesn't know. - Sorry?
So you guys have to zip your [bleep] leaky mouths.
No. It's early. I'm, like, five weeks.
- I'm sorry. - Who told who?
Aside from this, which is a whole other situation.
- Sorry. - Yeah. Who told?
Like, I would never say anything to anyone
that you're pregnant.
Because I know that you're not supposed to say
until three months, so... - So, Brynn, did you tell them?
No, I didn't tell them that you're pregnant.
I told them that I heard other things.
What else could you possibly have heard?
You know, like Russian roulette with other dudes.
- Oh, interesting. - For sure.
- Really? Rumors going around? - You guys-- Yes.
That you and Gav-Gav like to have fun-fun.
Brynn likes to embellish, and I know that about her.
But I'm bummed that she's gossiping
about someone's marriage
Or the potential damage to their marriage
that could be done by talking about it.
It isn't cool.
You are strangely quiet.
I'm just thinking my thoughts, Becky.
Oh, my God.
What is going on?
- You guys are [bleep] with us. - We're [bleep] with you.
- So you're not pregnant?
No.
- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.
- It was funny. - Ha ha. Prank.
We just wanted to see who the leaky pigeons were.
And now we know. - Oh.
Oh. Interesting. This was clickbait.
Last Tuesday, Rebecca and I are having lunch,
and a light bulb goes off in Rebecca's head,
and she says, "I think it's hard in a big group,
you know, if there's a leaky pigeon."
We should play a game of Telephone and see who it is.
We came up with a really funny,
harmless rumor she's pregnant.
Maybe you don't know who the dad is.
And the following day, I go to lunch with Jessel and Brynn,
and I find the perfect moment to drop the news.
I think she's, like, a little sensitive right now.
Oh, my God. - Wait, why?
Is she pregnant again?
Who's the dad?
It's not even a joke. They're not sure yet.
She had one night, like, a crazy night.
Erin told me on our double date
that it was a setup.
She said, Rebecca, she's like, "You know what we should do?
You should tell everyone that I'm pregnant
and I don't know who the father is."
Jessel and Brynn,
I think they both believe that she's pregnant.
Certainly not a rumor I would have started.
Once the rumor seeds were planted,
we just had to wait for the pigeons to start leaking.
I heard, uh, she's a freak in the sheets,
getting around town,
regardless of the consequences.
Like what kind of consequences?
Like another man's baby.
I don't know, guys. That was a [bleep] lie.
That was a really [bleep] up lie.
I was genuinely worried about her.
If I was gonna play a prank on someone,
it would be funny.
I think the joke is a little tone deaf.
I mean, there are three women who want to be pregnant.
I think maybe Rebecca and Erin
need to possibly check their baby privilege at the door.
Now I'm thinking
I kind of can't tell Brynn anything, can I?
But Rebecca, she still thinks it's kind of funny.
Not my type of humor.
Maybe this is the norm for straight women.
Don't know. - Rebecca deserves an Oscar.
I'm, like, impressed with how talented she is at acting.
Maybe she picked up some tips at the celebrity center.
We just thought it'd be fun
because we were talking about all the pigeoning that goes on,
and we were like, "Let's come up with a game.
It's called Leaky Pigeon."
If I were Erin and Rebecca comes to me and say,
"Let's find the leaky pigeon," girl,
I don't think I'm the one you should be going to."
I'm the leaky of the leak of all of them.
Rebecca was fake not boring for about an hour.
Now it's just back to nothing.
This [bleep] ain't boring. This sh--
I don't know. I don't know what to say right now.
So just let the record stand
that I would never say that someone was pregnant
if they asked me not to.
I have a secret about almost every person here.
I don't-- You don't have a secret for me.
Do not lie. Do not lie.
And if you do, tell it to the group right now.
You lying bitch.
I know for 100% sure you don't have mine.
Okay, I don't have a secret on you.
There you go. So don't-- don't say everyone else.
- Okay. - Saying in a group
that you have a secret on each and everyone,
what are you [bleep] a mafia?
I think this teaches us all a lesson.
If you want to keep a secret, don't tell these two.
- Oh. - You need new material.
You need better jokes. - Yeah.
Why are you testing us? This isn't SAT prep.
Unless you're an Ivy League school,
you don't need to test people, let alone friends.
Excuse me. Don't include me in this.
I told my mother. That's it.
Rebecca-- apparently, she's pregnant again.
Oh.
However, Erin said she didn't think it was her husband's kid.
What?
- You told your mother? - Well, I thought
she was [bleep] getting pregnant and knocked up by some random...
I was like...
So your mother should know
that Rebecca is pregnant by some random man.
My mom actually didn't know what to say.
She was just like...
Aah!
You scared the sh-- out of me.
- Ahoy! - Mwah!
You look so cute! - You look so cute.
Oh, my God. You were joking about this, I thought.
- No, I wasn't joking. - I want this one.
Babe, but there's no sailors.
So I picked this place
because when I think of sailor, I think of boat.
But I think I got it a little bit backwards
because the whole point of Fleet Week is when they come on land.
What's the pink lemonade situation?
Oh, that's a strawberry watermelon margarita.
I'm gonna have one of those.
Yeah, I'll take one of those, too.
So I'm just lost at sea with no seamen in sight.
Just Jessel. - I need someone to push
my chair in, but I think I just have to do it myself.
It's like all wiggly, though. - I'll do it, baby.
Do you want to switch chairs?
No, no, no, no, no, I'm fine. I just want to be close to the...
Pretend I'm Pavit.
- Is that better? - Yeah, it's a little bit better.
Not at all. So where are you guys at
with... bambino tres?
I've always wanted a third child.
Did your intuition be like, "I'm doing it"?
This is how I see it.
If you don't drive the [bleep] boat,
no one else is gonna do it for you.
I have actually been thinking about the therapy thing.
Like, I think it would be really good for us.
- Have you guys started? - I found someone...
- Okay, good. - ...who I really like.
This guy's actually really cool because he's from Mexico City.
So I think that this is gonna help us
just kind of, like, navigate. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Um, but anyway, I know that you want to date,
like, is there any-- anyone serious, like,
any prospects at all?
No, there's no one serious.
- What happened with... - Which one?
- ...with the one last summer? - Oh, that fizzled out.
- Fizzled? - Yeah.
Okay. So fizzled. Okay.
When you get in your late 30s, the pool is much smaller.
All the good ones are taken.
It seems like they were more eligible,
nice, kind men available in, like, 20s.
I feel like Carrie Bradshaw,
who made the biggest mistake of her life not marrying Aidan.
Do you know what my biggest regret is?
All the times that I took Plan B with dudes, like hot,
smart, IPO'ing billionaires.
Why did I take Plan B? - Yeah.
Baby, I'm 38, but I know I'm gonna be a mom.
Dude, I've gone through nine days of egg freezing.
I'm [bleep] injecting myself.
I'm a bloated [bleep] blueberry walking around like that.
- It sucks. - I got crazy.
I froze my eggs in London in January.
Let's do it. Let's go. Alright, cap off.
Oh, that was easy. Okay. So I froze them there.
I was very lucky.
I got 15 eggs. I'm glad that I did this.
It was on my mind more than I thought.
I know I'm gonna be a mom.
I don't know about how many,
but I know there's definitely one.
When I froze my eggs, I felt-- It was a massive sigh of relief.
I'm like, "Okay, yay, I got 15 eggs."
But then, of course, it's like,
"Well, you know,
you don't know anything about them
or if they're healthy."
So, yes, it's great to have them.
I know I'm lucky,
but it doesn't mean I get to have a baby.
It doesn't mean that they're viable.
That viability can't be tested until something is an embryo.
Are you excited about Gideon being in town?
- Oh, yeah. It's exciting. - So, wait, is he, like--
Did you invite him?
So he's a massive wine enthusiast,
collector, blah blah blah.
I said, "Oh, Assan's coming from Napa
to educate us," da da da da da.
Little does he know, my friend Laura
is bringing over Luca. - Okay.
And Gideon and I are going to test-drive a 2-year-old to see
if we can be co-parents... of an embryo.
- Does he know the plan? - No.
This is my version of entrapment.
What you're doing with Pavit. - Oh, welcome to the club.
Let me know how it goes. - Entrapment. Yay.
Listen, are you interested at all
in building a future with him, or is it strictly business?
Like, obviously he's still in love with you.
Obviously. I mean, hello. - Whatever.
Co-parenting a child is way more important to me...
- Yeah. - ...than a [bleep] marriage.
I wanted to do it together like everybody else.
It hasn't worked out for me.
I think, actually, when I give him a kid,
I give him a little Brynn,
he's gonna be very happy and preoccupied.
You think he's in love with the idea of you?
No, I think, unfortunately,
he's actually in love with the real me, which is so crazy.
So sad.
What is wrong with you? - with his head.
There are no sailors here. Where are all the sailors, sir?
50th and 9th. I saw them walking.
- 50th and 9th?! - 'Cause the boats are there.
- Yeah. - Oh!
They come walking down Hell's Kitchen in groups. In groups.
Oh. We need to be in Hell's Kitchen.
Yeah. I mean, it's always raining men in Hell's Kitchen.
Bye, you guys.
Where are you headed to, Hell's Kitchen?
- Yes. - You are?!
Take us with you. - Okay.
Bye.
We're in the wrong place.
Coming up...
So you could use the glass end as a glass dildo.
More bang for your buck.
Ow.
Brynn's a really good shot, and she's strong.
Oh!
I'm kind of into my black eye.
I don't know, it gives me--
I think it's like a little extra spice.
I knew Brynn was strong, but...
Hi, Wendy. It's Ubah.
I am good.
I have been, like, stalking you on Instagram.
Your pictures of your picnics...
Oh, my God!
I would like to plan a picnic with you...
...uh, with some of my girlfriends.
When you're over 35, you shouldn't be playing dodgeball.
You should be sitting down.
Relax. Been a little luxury. Come on, girls.
So I'm like, "Let me do a picnic and,
like, show them actually how to have a good time."
Okay.
If you could make half of what I saw on Instagram, I'm happy.
Oh, I'm so excited.
This is gonna be amazing.
- A speakeasy sex shop? - It can't be storefront.
This is so New York.
It's got to be in an office building.
Wow. This is really in an office building.
I know. This is wild.
- Hi. - Hi.
Well, welcome to Lady Konfidential.
Thank you. We're so excited to be here.
We have our engagement party. - Nice.
And it's a theme.
We're going with a ball, but, like, pose.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Right?
Not ball as in, like, Cinderella.
- Like waltzing. - Ball as in like cackity-cack.
Cack-a-cacka. Yeah. - There you go.
That kind of ball.
Ballroom is an underground dance culture started
by young queer men of color.
It is about being fierce.
But most of all, I feel it's about community
and this supportive environment making us all feel loved.
These are all the values that Mel and I treasure.
I need leather and lace or something.
I don't know.
Yeah, I'll show you a few different things.
Maybe she can get a riding crop.
Who knows. I don't know what an executive...
...floggers. I've got restraints.
Mel and I want to have this fabulous engagement party
to kind of fully announce our engagement
and get to celebrate it properly.
So we'll take a little tour. It'll be fun.
One of my favorite floggers is this one here.
That one's a double-ended one,
so you could use the glass end as a glass dildo.
- Wow. More bang for your buck. - Exactly.
- She's a beauty. - Let's see how good this is.
Oh.
Maybe people would assume and characterize her
as a pillow princess, but she's definitely not that.
She's a hard-working woman.
She's aggressive in the bedroom. - Not a bottom.
Ah. - Oh, sorry.
- No, keep going. - I'm not a bottom, either.
Let's get this straight.
I found something like that in my mother's closet.
How about a collar?
- Oh, wow. - Here. Let's see.
- What do you think? You know-- - This is not double Dutch.
Yeah. I mean, are you sure this is gonna go over well?
- Come on, it's New York City. - Okay.
It's too bad your mom can't come.
She hasn't been involved in my life in that way
for a very long time. And so...
I know. The kids are confused.
Why she's not... - I know.
When I was growing up,
my mother was hanging out with progressive folks.
I think something in her changed
once she moved back to Puerto Rico.
Me likes.
So...
Your facial expression has changed
and we're in a store.
Okay. Alright.
I think my mom got a little brainwashed.
I think that the conservative religious right
has taken over my mom.
Regardless, at some point, you're going to
either love me for who I am
or it's going to change our relationship,
but I'm not going to hide.
Alright. So we're gonna get that.
What else? The executive.
So the total is going to be $141.47.
Thank you. And congratulations.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
Oh, wait. We forgot to look at lube.
We'll come back for that.
There are too many options.
Coming up...
Hasta la vista, bitches!
What the
Want to go inside the castle?
Here. Let's do it over there so we can make a castle.
Here's, let's help build it.
- Hi. - Hi.
What's up?
We're making a castle.
Hi, boys.
- Hi. - Hi.
- How are you? - You look beautiful.
- You want to go make a castle? - You too.
- Come on. This is Rio. - Hello.
- What do they call you? - Nima.
I'm Nima. - This is Nima.
- Hello. - Hi.
Oh, so lovely to see you. - Nice to meet you.
Say hi to Erin. Go.
You don't want to? They're being so shy right now.
- Hi. - Hello.
- Very good to see you. - You too.
Oh. - Hi.
This is-- Welcome to my world.
They're, like, so crazy.
How are you feeling? Good? - I am feeling good.
I'm really feeling good. - Yeah?
It's amazing. I have two different treatments.
- Okay. - One is easy and one is hard.
- Okay. - I'm so busy right now,
so I didn't have time to be sick.
Right.
My mom is about to embark on the "bad" chemo.
It's called the red devil, which is, by the way,
the worst nickname for a chemo treatment I've ever heard of.
And she's actually gonna move in with us
because she's not sure how she's gonna feel.
And we just want to make sure that she's supported.
Well, I'm so glad we got you guys together.
Oh, my God.
I feel like you guys have the same vibe.
I see she's very loving.
Loving mom and loving grandma.
Well, she also is a pain in my ass sometimes, too.
- You know... - But that's like most.
- Pain in-- I am? - Excuse me.
- I didn't know that. - You're better in this case.
Can't even imagine. I really love my girl.
You okay?
Baby, let's go play with Chi-Chi over here.
I'll be right back.
Hi, babe. Welcome to the museum of sex.
Hello. I feel like I'm coming home.
- Hey, mama. - This one.
Mm-hmm.
- Psst, psst, psst. - Oh.
- Hi, Uban. - Hello.
Okay. Describe to me what your orgasms feel like, Brynn.
- I just... - Okay.
- My whole body... - But prettier than that, right?
- Yeah. No. - No?
No, no, no, no, no,
I've had people tell me, like, "You're super hot.
You look [bleep] stupid when you come."
- Hi, girlies. - Hello.
Did we find some good stuff?
- I found something. - Ooh.
Have you ever been here before?
- No, I haven't. - Yes.
- Of course she has. - Shall we go to the other side?
We have not gone there yet.
- Oh, my goodness. - Look at these cheeks.
- Watch your step. - Okay.
This is our first level. We've got a bunch of games.
That's a glory hole competition.
Whoever can jerk off the most dicks is our winner.
- Oh, my God! - Yeah, baby.
- Here we go. Brynn. - Brynn.
- Wow. - Help.
- Oh, my God. - Oh, my goodness.
That is so cool.
Brynn's got a lot of dicks outside.
- They are enjoying so much. - Yeah.
Okay, you guys go. Get the dicks!
Ubah, grab the dicks.
- This is disgusting. - Grab that cock!
Faster. Faster.
Grab that like you mean it!
Oh, Bob, Racquel got so many dicks.
Did I win?
- You won! - You won!
I won! I got the blinking lights!
What's next?
Have you spoken to Jenna since dodgeball, by the way?
You guys were hitting like cannons.
I said I thought you guys liked me.
It was just fun. It was a lot of fun.
We all had a great time. Everybody laughed, like...
We didn't when they prank us.
That was [bleep] up.
What'd you think about dodgeball?
- Oh, my God. Well... - You were freaking out.
- First of all... - We played--
We played another prank. It was Rebecca's idea.
And she came up with this idea to say that she's pregnant
and she doesn't know who the father is.
- Oh, my God. - She has four kids.
- A one-night stand. - A "joke."
For a joke. Yeah.
I'm not trying to spread a rumor like that.
Yeah. Of course.
- That's a serious accusation. - Yeah, obviously.
And definitely not about Rebecca Minkoff.
And then Brynn walks in and she said,
"I asked around and, like, people are saying X, Y and Z."
And I was like, "Seriously?" - Wow.
I had no idea that she was gonna go and say
she called around and found out that they're freaky.
I don't think she wanted to spread the rumor
because she doesn't like Rebecca.
I think she just likes to spread rumors,
and Rebecca is an easy target for her.
Okay, so Jessel, Erin and I, we go to lunch,
and Erin tells us this story.
She tells you she's pregnant. - Yeah.
And she said, "I don't know who the dad is"?
Jessel believed her. I didn't.
But then afterwards, Erin and I went and had a drink
and she told me that she's pregnant,
but the dude part is a prank.
Erin told me that it was just the fact
that they didn't know who the father was, was a prank.
I was like, "Okay, I'll be in on it with you."
Did she know?
No, she was not in on it.
I actually told Brynn after when we got a drink,
which I'm not doing anymore with her, by the way.
But she was like, "Did she really [bleep] other guys?"
And I was like, "Ehh."
That was me being like, "Ehh." Exactly what that is.
Which means "I don't know, but, no."
This is weird because, I mean, we were on a double date
and she told me you didn't know
and that she was searching out the leaky pigeon.
Rebecca and I were having lunch.
She was like, "There's a leaky pigeon in the group,
and we need to figure out who the leaky pigeon is."
I don't know why she wouldn't tell me that you knew.
I was really leaning into it because I knew it was a joke.
I was under the impression that Rebecca and Erin
are playing a fun prank.
Weird prank but fun.
We just crushed it with cockroaches.
So I'm like, "This is mission number two.
Let's do it."
But then it comes out at dodgeball
that actually it's not a prank or a joke.
It's a test.
The thing is, we're gonna believe Brynn
because Brynn told me before even Erin got there.
Brynn told me it was a prank.
Ohh.
Thank you so much.
I was getting really uncomfortable,
and I think Brynn sensed that.
And so she saved the day by telling me that it was a prank.
I thought she was pregnant when we were playing dodgeball.
So you thought she was pregnant,
but you thought she was pregnant with her husband's baby?
- Yeah. - If someone told me
they were pregnant early on and said, "Don't say anything"...
- Yeah. - ...I would never say it.
You know me.
I know so many things about people.
I would never say even if she was pregnant.
People have to be able to trust you.
Well, that was the moral of the story.
- After this, that's the end of that. - Yeah.
It's just me.
I'm thinking about it. I could be wrong.
I think the reason she told you it was a prank,
because she wants you to do it
and then go around to everybody else to be like,
"Look, look who's the leaky pigeon, this."
Because if she didn't tell you it was a prank,
you would not have said it.
Why did Erin not come and tell me this story?
Because she knows it would not go anywhere.
She found someone who does exactly what she does,
which is fly.
Fly away with the message and tell everybody else.
No, I don't [bleep] with family.
That's one thing she doesn't do.
It's safe to say Erin already failed her own test.
She leaked this prank to Racquel.
She leaked this prank to Brynn.
Out of all the women in this group,
Erin is the last person
who needs to be testing who the leaky pigeon is.
She wanted me to believe that you're a leaky pigeon,
that you're, like, this terrible person that would go out
and tell us all these things because she told me
that you and Jessel bought it hook, line and sinker.
I think they both believe that she's pregnant.
- No. - Fully.
So here I am, sitting like,
"Brynn's a freaking leaky pigeon."
I was like, "I'm never gonna tell this bitch anything."
I feel like Erin manipulated the situation.
When she told me about the prank, she left out
that Brynn was going to be a part of it.
So the minute Brynn started speaking,
I was like, "Holy sh-- Brynn's the pigeon."
I'm gonna say something to her because that's [bleep] up.
I really don't think she thinks she's doing anything wrong.
Why would she-- Why she does that?
I don't know. I came into the museum questioning
Brynn's character, and now I'm thinking,
"Do I need to question Erin's character, too?
Was I being gaslit?" It's [bleep] up.
So, yeah. So, no, I'm not happy.
- Guys, I have to go, but... - We'll do this.
- Picnic. I'll have some caviar. - Okay, okay.
- Ooh. - Aw.
It's a really, really, really beautiful park.
It's Central Park. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna take a turn.
Alright. Should we do the slide?
Bye. - Bye.
Wear white or you're not gonna get in.
- Okay, okay. - Okay.
- Yeah. We're going, too. - We are.
Woo-hoo! Hasta la vista, bitches!
What the
Coming up...
There's the subject of, obviously, a third baby,
which I don't accept no for an answer.
I'm trying to explain to her
that no in Spanish is also no.
Alright, well, should we prep before the call?
What is this, like, a freaking fiesta?
We're having a little party here, aren't we?
- No, this is therapy. - Oh.
Why don't you just get a Corona?
- We should have tacos. - I'm not eating on this call.
Okay. I'm just gonna have some chips and salsa.
- Hi, Joel. - Hey. We're up and running.
Thank you for your patience with us.
Sure. Of course.
Joel is a very levelheaded, calm energy,
so I feel like that's what we need.
We've had individual therapy sessions with Joel,
and Joel feels comfortable to see us together.
So I'm hoping Pavit's warmed up to the idea, that he likes Joel
and we can get this going.
Just so we're on the same page,
can you say a little bit about what prompted you
to reach out to me in the first place?
We can just start there.
Yeah.
Um, we've been married for 10 years.
How do we improve our communication?
We're so busy. Like, with the kids, with work.
It's-- It's just...
that sometimes you sort of--
not forget, but, like, you just kind of...
You just kind of, um... I'm sorry.
Pavit is having a salsa party in honor
of you being in Mexico City, so...
- Okay. Thank you. - Yes.
I think when discussing how to grow and learn
and how to really improve on certain things,
he's a man of very few words.
I was trying to explain to her that no in Spanish is also no.
- It is. - Yeah.
I think he uses humor to deflect.
There is a time and a place for humor.
Humor's great.
But humor can also be avoidance
when talking about a serious topic.
And so that's what I'm hearing that you experience, Jessel.
All the time. - Alright.
I'll stop-- I'll stop the humor.
Trying to have a conversation with Pavit
is like trying to have a conversation with Kevin Hart
or like Dave Chappelle about something serious.
And it gets twisted into this, like, whole comedy show,
like, "Oh, my God, just shut the [bleep] up."
One of the things that we might be able to work on here
is getting in touch with how you actually feel about something,
rather than using the humor.
I'd like to see what the priorities are
that you might have in terms of the work.
I would like to learn how to communicate with him
that's, like, a little bit more effective.
And then there's the subject of obviously a third baby,
which I don't accept no for an answer.
And he doesn't really give me any reasoning as to why.
We'll see. We'll see. We'll see.
Well, Joe, look, we have two kids right now, right?
You know, that's four airplane seats.
If you go to a hotel room, that's one room.
When you got five, that's a magic number.
That's two hotel rooms, double the price.
So financially, that would be your main concern?
When you're booking things on points and miles,
it's already been-- it's already hard
to find four tickets all at once.
You know? - He's very logical.
And I have an emotional attachment to this idea.
When we're mapping out sort of our future,
for me, growth as a family
would be including one more and that's it.
I mean, that's really what it comes down to.
Pavit, I remember when we met individually, you were saying
99% of you is no... - Right.
...on this, and there's a 1%...
Oh, you didn't tell me that.
Well, nothing in life is ever certain.
There's nothing ever 0 or 100.
I would like to understand more about that 1%.
I wouldn't mind having another kid,
you know, it would be nice to make her happy
with having another girl.
Anything's possible.
Yeah, exactly. Thank you.
I think we're finally
might be having a conversation about a possible third child.
Oh, my God, look at that.
There is never really any doubt in Pavit's mind
about a decision.
Like, he's, like, 100% no, 100% yes.
The 1%-- that means
that the door is slightly ajar and there is hope.
Pavit, what does it feel like to have a conversation here?
Does it feel okay?
It feels great.
And we still have a lot of work to do.
I mean, this is just the beginning, you know?
For future sessions, let's--
let's try to hold off on the-- on the food.
I'll try. Yeah.
There's the humor.
There it is. It doesn't leave.
If I had to put money on it,
will we have a baby girl next year?
We'll see.
I am going to make sure we get from 1% to 20%.
Eventually, we'll have the whole 100.
My Louboutin is already wedged in that door.
Coming up...
Well, I was thinking,
what if we made an embryo with your sperm?
- We're gonna play. - This is sticky.
Ooh, it's sticky.
Okay, what should we play?
Should I put the little crown on?
- No. - No, it's not chic?
- No. - No, not chic.
Right. It doesn't match.
You have really good taste.
The door's ringing.
Should we hide from him?
I'll hide, too, under the table.
Hello.
Hello? It's quiet. - Okay.
Don't tell him I'm here. Okay?
- Good morning. - You don't see us. We're hiding.
Are you hiding? Brynn?
- Hide, hide, hide. - Hello?
- Ha ha ha. - Is anyone here?
- We're right here. - Ah!
- Ahhh! - Ahhh to you, too.
Do I get a high five? Do I get a high five?
Oh, my goodness, you're so strong.
Good morning, beautiful lady. - Hi. Good morning.
- How are you? - I'm good.
I haven't talked to Gideon much about
whether or not he wants kids.
When we were together, he actually didn't want to.
He was like, "If you want to, we will."
But he's like, "I'm good without kids."
He likes his life.
He's very comfortable.
But he's never been, like, gung ho on the kid thing.
We're not doing wine tasting.
- Really? - Yes.
Did you think that I wouldn't come here?
No. No, it's not that I didn't think you would come
for babysitting. I just definitely knew
you would come if it involved wine tasting.
Ah, so who's babysitting? Are we babysitting
or he's babysitting us? - He's babysitting us.
That seems more appropriate.
Look at these. These are called face gems.
Should we put them on Gideon's face?
- Yeah. - Yeah. Here. Put this on.
Where do you want me to put this?
It's a face gem to put it on your face.
- Okay, I'm gonna put that there. - Okay.
I brought you some Cam.
- Oh. You did? - Yeah.
And it's actually one of the finest vintages.
Luca, do you want your juice, honey?
Or do you want the Chateau de Cam?
Your mom's not here, so... Okay. Cheers.
Are we supposed to drink during a babysitting session?
- It's a sip. - Cheers. Lovely to see you.
So, you know...
I know. I don't know. What?
You got some explaining to do?
- No. - Nice necklace, by the way.
Thank you. It's Tiffany's.
Oh, it's got a matching ring to it as well.
Luca gave it to me.
Oh, so you got rid of my ring and you kept his ring.
Luca, should we go there?
- I upgraded. - Oh, yeah.
So you were thinking what? - I was thinking about something.
What are you thinking?
You know how I have those, um, those eggs.
Those eggs. You make fun of how I say eggs
because I say it like... - You say "ehggs."
- I'm from Indiana. - Half Indiana, half Canada.
Yeah. Well, I was thinking, like, crazy idea.
What if-- What if, like, we took some of those eggs
out of the freezer and then made an embryo with your sperm?
I'm serious about this.
I know I'm laughing, but it's because I get nervous.
I'm not saying I want to do the baby thing yet.
I'm just like, "Do you want to make an embryo?"
Uh...
Luca thinks that you should do it.
What percentage of them is gonna be me
and what percentage is you?
Like, 98% me, 2% you.
See, that's what I was expecting.
I just want the accent and the hair.
- Really? That's it? - Yeah.
I was very much raised. I meet someone, I fall in love,
we get married, a couple of years, we have kids, etcetera.
Now I'm 38 and that's not that linear anymore for me.
So I have a decision.
Instead of choosing romance for myself,
I can choose a good father for my future children.
And I think that Gideon
is just a really, really good man, period.
I think so. Okay, let's go sit.
May we join you, young man?
I'll take that as a no.
- Thank you. - So, Luca--
- You brought the whole bottle? - Yeah, I did.
That was an interesting conversation
we were having there.
So you immediately need to drink now?
Oh. The dinosaur likes champagne. Does it?
Ta da!
The dinosaurs in the drink?
Um, and I was thinking, like, crazy idea,
but maybe I will dethaw a couple of them.
And then, you know, we could make an embryo.
What do you think?
I wasn't expecting to have... this conversation.
Um, I think that, uh... - I don't--
I mean, technically, I don't need your consent.
What do you do? Just strap me down?
Won't be the first time.
Um, I'm just joking. What do you think?
Um... I love the idea.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
I think you would make an incredible mother.
I've always thought that. - 'Cause I'm crazy?
You're crazy. Yeah, in large part because you're crazy.
And I'd love to be a father. - Aw.
I feel like Gideon's agreeing to this
because Gideon has never told me no.
If I asked him for a kidney, he'd say yes.
Obviously, it begs the question, which is co-parenting?
- Rule number one. - Yeah?
I'm the boss.
Hasn't that always been the rule?
Rule number two. Never forget rule number one.
So there you go. It's easy. - That's it.
Yeah.
There's so much to figure out.
Like, where to live.
Because I'm fine with co-parenting with someone
who's not my husband.
But I don't want to co-parent across the country,
let alone across the world.
Gideon splits his time between Los Angeles and London.
It's a little bit of an issue we have to work out.
It can't be, like, cross-country, you know?
That's for skiing, not children.
So what are you thinking timeline?
Timeline. So, look, I'm 38 now.
I want to have a kid at least by 40.
So if I want to do that, then I think it needs to happen,
like, Q1 2025.
Oh, we're talking quarters.
- Yeah. Fiscal quarters. - Really?
I always play the game of like,
"Well, when I'm 60, they're gonna be 20 then."
So I don't want to go any further.
- And I'll be 104. - Well, you'll be long gone.
But thanks for the money.
That's part of the plan, isn't it?
Thanks for the inheritance.
This, to me, was a huge step.
I had to muster all of my courage in order to ask him.
And now I think we need to take the next step.
And I think he needs to go... make a donation at the bank.
- This is quite a wine tasting. - Ha ha.
What materials is he gonna use for his donation?
Like "Hound and Box" magazine?
I'm really flattered.
There's a cup in the bathroom.
Coming up...
Okay, so fun news.
I got set up. Not on a hot date with hot guy.
- Wait, what do you mean? - Oh!
There's a difference of set up and framed.
She got framed.
This is amazing.
This looks like a piece of heaven.
- Yay! - It's really stunning.
Yeah, I love it.
Wow. Thank you so much.
You have the perfect spot and a beautiful day.
Oh, my God, there's pigeons.
Wow, they do look like pigeons. Pigeon!
I've decided I'm gonna invite these girls
to come uptown so I can show them
how it is to have a good time as a lady.
This picnic, I want everybody to wear white.
Usually when people wear white, they're not so aggravated.
Look how chic you look. Don't ruin my picnic.
And you brought me flowers.
I did. They're falling all over the place.
Let me help you.
It looks so nice.
Pigeons!
I can't take how cute this is.
- Hi, buddy. - What's going on?
- I'm good. How are you? - What's shaking, babes?
You look beautiful.
I got dick suckers and champagne.
Welcome to Central Park.
Look what I bought you.
Little ones!
I only bought it for just me and you
because we're reconciled. - yes, yes.
We're back. We're back, baby. - We're back, baby.
Oh, my God, this is so much fun.
- This is so fun. - Cute, right?
Yeah. Hi, baby. You look adorable.
What's shaking? - Nothing.
I was talking to my brother last night,
and I was telling him how you and I made up,
and he's like, "Good. I'm so happy. I love Sai."
He loves you. He loves you.
These are so cute.
Is this legal? Consuming alcohol in the park?
You know what I need? A brown paper baggie.
Oh, yeah.
That's what my mom used to do when she was here.
Okay, I am now, like, processing the--
- What, about you being set up? - Yeah, this is weird.
I thought about it, too, when I got home.
It's [bleep] shady. - Look at this.
When we got home that day from dodgeball,
this is me talking to Rebecca,
and I was like, "That lie was awesome.
I was so stressed out and uncomfortable," right?
She wrote, "he-he-he."
And I said, "Brynn knew, though, right?"
She said, "No, she didn't. Only Racquel."
So, Erin literally just sat there and told her
Brynn didn't know.
- She set you up. - Rebecca didn't even know.
We should take all these pigeons
and just leave one in the table.
It's frustrating dealing with Erin
when she doesn't remember the sh-- that she does and says.
She forgets that she told me about Sai,
and she forgets saying that Jenna's broke.
Now I don't really understand what she's doing
or she's trying to do or what.
It just doesn't add up.
Oh, by the way, this is the Central Park pigeon lady.
She's the one who made these. - Oh. They're gorgeous.
Oh, hi, honey. - Hi.
Hi, Jenna.
This is so pretty. Hi, kids.
- How are you? - I'm good. Oh.
This chair's really hard to get out of.
- Thank you. - Yeah, don't get up.
Hi, baby. Okay, wait.
Okay. So, fun news.
I got set up.
Not on a hot date with a hot guy.
Erin. Erin set me up.
- Wait. What do you mean? - Oh!
That's a difference of set up and framed.
She got framed. - What happened?
- Come sit, my love. - I just kind of need help.
- Come sit on the-- - I can't sit on the ground.
- Once you get in that chair, there's no getting out. - Okay.
When Erin told me about the prank,
me and Jessel, we were at lunch. - Yeah.
After that lunch, Erin and I went and had a drink,
and I was like, "Dude, no way. No [bleep] way."
And she's like, "It's not true."
Oh, you knew! Oh, come on.
Erin told me that she's pregnant.
Of course it's Gavin's.
Like, she wanted to do this prank on everyone.
So, I was like, "Oh, my God, let me in on the prank."
So, that's why dodgeball. And I was like,
"Hey, hoes," you know,
and, like, making all the jokes and being like,
"Should we take a pregnancy test?"
- Are you [bleep] kidding me? - It's just crazy.
Why wouldn't she just be like, "Oh, no, no, dude"?
She knew. - Of course.
Erin, what the [bleep]?
So, if they couldn't find a pigeon,
then we would be looking for the pigeon, right?
She's the pigeon.
There she is.
Still to come this season
on "The Real Housewives of New York City"...
- Oh, hey! - My God!
- Mrs. Doubtfire? - yeah.
Here, little pigeon. Aaah!
What is that, doo-doo? That is disgusting.
Beyoncé wore that one, guys. Sequined dress Beyoncé wore.
You have to have a bake sale to pay for your teeth?
Maybe Erin wasn't lying.
If there's anything large about Abe...
I-- It's impressive.
- Puerto Rico! - This is so pretty.
We've been in Puerto Rico for three minutes.
Jenna's ass is just out.
- Oh, my God! - Aah!
Aaah! Oh, my God.
My mom is coming.
When was the last time you saw her?
About six years ago.
Oh, God.
I'm not gonna entertain you. I'm not.
No, no, no. I want to hear this.
If you have something to say, say it.
- Shut up. - Great manners.
You lie.
I said, am I in Looneyville?
Unreal.
She's talking to my [bleep] character.
Shocking.
I'm so excited. - What?
I'm speechless.
Maybe your husband should apologize
for calling her a [bleep] bitch.
Calm the [bleep] down.
It was [bleep] up.
The accusation was disturbing.
You sound like