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- You guys would want to go to Puerto Rico?
- I would love to go to Puerto Rico. - Really?
You know how my mom is.
Why wouldn't she show up for her daughter's wedding?
My mom hasn't visited me in New York for over ten years.
After I got a divorce and started dating a woman,
she just stopped coming.
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- Hi! - Waving to, like,
some 54-year-old, like...
- Just for the record, I'm 56, Jessel.
- You okay having a roommate, Rebecca?
- I have four kids, and I shared with Jessel last time,
and I was just looking for, like, a-a break.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. It doesn't matter if you have kids or not.
Everyone-- - It's a little different. You'll know when you have 'em.
- I think it's an emotional thing for her right now.
She's, like, going through the whole thing, you know?
- That's why I said it. - Oh.
- Don't [Bleep] tell me that because I don't have kids
I don't understand something.
- Then I don't need to explain it to you.
- Exactly. You don't need to explain sh-- to me.
- You know what? You seem to thrive off being a bully, and it needs to end.
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- You wanna call me a bully?
I don't bully people.
- Brynn, you have been rude almost since we met.
- Do you wanna have a drink?
- No. - I hate you.
Where's Rebecca? - She has a, um,
Accessory Awards. - Oh.
I don't know Nordstrom Rack gives, uh, awards.
- Scientology helps me learn how to communicate better,
deal with stress in my life. - What do you think of the documentary?
Erin was like, "Did you see the documentary?"
And they were like, [Gasps]. - What documentary?
- And scared.
- Don't tell me I don't understand things
because I don't have kids.
It's a sensitive subject.
If you took time to learn anything about this group,
you would know. - You haven't taken any time to get to know me at all.
Okay? - Neither have you. This one's trying to have
a baby girl with her husband.
I'm freezing my eggs, crying every night.
She's trying to get knocked up in a few months.
And you're sitting around and saying to people like me,
"Oh--" - They don't have anything to do with it. I'm sorry.
- You'll know one day. You'll know one day when you have children.
You don't know this now, when you have children.
Don't patronize me about-- about motherhood.
- The amount of attacking she's doing to me,
it's like enough is enough.
Like, I am at my limit with being, like, I'm not engaging.
You're gonna try and take me down?
I don't think so.
You took that way too seriously.
- I didn't take it too seriously. What you said was serious.
This is what happens, when you say things are serious,
there's a serious reaction. - Great.
- I'm excited to see this side of Rebecca.
Maybe she just needed a little vacay.
- Contrary to what it might sound like,
I actually don't want to fight with you.
I don't. - Well, then you can stop.
- It's about time, Rebecca.
Let's clap it up for Rebecca, everybody.
We have been waiting. - Just stop coming for me.
It's really easy. - I'm not coming for you.
- Okay. Sure feels like it.
- Okay. - Moving on.
- Okay. Earlier on the plane,
Jenna is telling me that she has to get waxed
because her hair on her vagina is straight, like a wet cat,
and it goes in all different directions.
- Oh, Sai. She really-- Okay. Mm-hmm.
[ Claps ]
You know when the words come out of your mouth
and you can sort of see them
and you want to take them back, but you can't?
- Jenna, can you please tell them about your vagina hair? - [ Screams ] Oh, my God.
- Um, for whatever reason, I don't know why-- - Yeah.
- ...my nether region's hair is straight
like Jessel's, like, textured, like, soft and straight.
- So I basically have Jenna pubic hair.
- You have Jenna Lyons' pubes on your head. - I have Jenna Lyons' pubes
on my head. I'm extremely offended.
No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.
Here I am looking [Bleep] extension.
Jenna is like, "Do you want some?"
- Oh, my God.
- I can't believe I talked about it at all.
Oh, God, Jenna. Oh.
- I'm done. That's it. It's a wrap.
I didn't even know pubes could be made like that.
Silky straight.
It's like Cousin It growing out of her panties.
Ladies and gentlemen, Jenna Lyons.
- Jenna [Bleep] Lyons. [ Laughter ]
- So I'm grateful that my...
I don't even know what to call it...
Um, had a hand in-- in helping to squash the tension.
It's great. I'm glad to be of service.
[ Laughter continues ]
- Oh, my God. - Let's go.
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- Hello.
- [ Whispering indistinctly ]
♪
- Oh. We're here. Uh. - Thank you.
- Oh, my God. - Hello, house.
- Jesus! - Oh, my God.
- It's freezing in here.
- I hate AC like this. - Why is it so cold in here?
- It's so cold. - Freezing.
- [ Shivers ] - I'm putting pajamas on.
- It's so cold in this place.
[ Laughter ]
- What you guys giggling about?
- If you want to torture me, just take me somewhere cold.
Come in and get it. - I'm dying.
- I haven't read my reel yet.
- I need to take a picture of you guys.
You're ridiculous.
- Welcome to the tropics. [ Laughter ]
- [ Blows kisses ]
- Alright. Are you ready for bed?
- Are we going to bed now?
- Night, night.
- Night, night, lesbians.
♪
[ Knock on door ] - What the [Bleep].
[ Thud ] - Who is it?
- Open the door, Ubah. [ Laughs ]
What's in front of your door?
- Sai, stop. - What are you doing?
- There's no lock in this room.
[ Both laugh ]
I do the same thing when I check in a hotel.
Not only I put the lock,
if I'm sleeping alone, I move the fridge and I put it there.
Dude, I am not feeling good. - Why?
- Let me see. - [ Laughs ]
- Are you okay?
Honestly, I slept like a queen last night.
A queen from the 1600's in a small bed.
- Can I have my room back? - Nope.
The listing is no longer available.
[ Both laugh ]
[ Line trilling ]
- Hi. How you doing? - Good. How are you?
Are you in the car already?
Oh, awesome. Alright.
- I need to get some coffee now.
- Are you guys excited? I can't wait to see you.
Alright. See you soon.
- Okay. - Love you.
Bye.
Hey. Morning. - Good morning.
I don't know how to use these machines.
- Oh, don't even ask me.
I have no clue how to use any of them.
- Um, you drink coffee? No. You drink tea. - I don't drink coffee.
I drink tea. Yeah. - Come. Let's sit.
How are you feeling? Excited about your mom?
- I'm so excited. - Wait. I'm so confused
why you haven't seen her until now.
- Oh, Lord, I-- Well, she didn't want me really coming out here,
um, after COVID for quite some time.
And then, you know, I had a lot of stuff happening in my life,
so I haven't had a chance to come down here,
and she doesn't want to fly out to New York.
Initially, she couldn't find a dog sitter,
so I told her to bring the dog.
And then there was the anxiety around flying, and yeah,
okay, it's possible, but if I was still married to a man,
I-I don't think this would be happening.
I think there's different levels of being homophobic.
Right? It's the. "Of course I love gay people.
They're everywhere. That's fine.
But when it's my daughter, it's a different thing." Yeah.
You know, she hasn't seen Mel in years.
Like, she met her years ago when we were just friends. - And your kids, too.
Right? - She hasn't seen the kids.
And so the kids really miss her.
- Are those her only grandkids?
- Yes. I'm her only child. - As a parent, I would--
I would constantly want to be around my children
as I get older. - I know.
One of the most hurtful parts is that my children
have been robbed of a grandmother
and they feel it. They feel the absence,
and I'm having a difficult time accepting
that she was willing to sacrifice her relationship
with my children, with her grandchildren,
because of this.
- I will never not speak to my children.
I would never allow that to happen.
If her mother is anything like how my mother was,
my mother never, ever took accountability for anything.
A lot of old school Latinas
have a hard time admitting their faults,
and they sweep things under the rug.
- She was explaining these heart palpitations
she's getting,
and she thought she was having a heart attack
or something a few weeks ago.
And I said, it sounds like potentially anxiety
or something, I don't know.
And for the very first time, instead of being like,
"Absolutely not, I'm fine, everything's fine",
she said, "You think?"
Ma-- She was like, "Maybe."
I just feel like we're more open with our children
than that generation. We have therapy.
We have all of these-- - Yeah, I know, right?
We're so privileged. - [ Laughs ] We have access
to all of these things that we can work our stuff out. - We're so privileged now.
- I agree. - Um, so yeah.
And I have to keep reminding myself of that.
And it's your mom. Just get over it.
- Yeah, when it's your parent. - Yeah.
- I get that. I totally get that. - Exactly. Yeah.
- I had this conversation with my husband
because I remember him saying to me, like,
"How-- How do you constantly continue to have her come back
into your life after she's done so much to you
over and over and over again?" And I'm like,
because she's my mom, like, she's my mother.
At a certain point, she just-- just morphed into someone so...
different. - Unrecognizable.
- Yeah. She wasn't the person who raised me.
- Right. Yeah, I know. - I miss her.
I can't help but feel almost a void,
because I never got to go to Puerto Rico with my own mom.
I feel like she gave up on life, and I still resent her
for...[Voice breaks] allowing an addiction to take her life
and not being a part of mine and my kids' life.
It's something that's very hard for me to get over,
and it's something that I always think about
no matter what.
I think situations are there to make you stronger.
- Exactly. Right. - It's like, how do you navigate out of them?
- A big part of my thing, too, is, like, bre--
breaking the cycle. Um...
- Breaking the cycle. - Yeah.
- That's why I was, like, trying to not be, like...
- Yeah. Yeah. - ...our parents.
How do you become a better--
a better parent for your children?
- Yeah. - I'm excited for you today. Can't wait to meet your mom.
- Yeah. Hmm. - I think it would be nice.
- Yeah.
It has definitely crossed my mind
that she would say she's coming and just not show up
because yes, you know, she has canceled on me
last minute, um, in the past.
So I'm-- I'm bracing myself.
[ Line trilling ]
- Coming up... - She said Abe's a large.
And I was like, I don't think there's anything large about Abe.
- You want to see his dick? - Yes.
- I know, I mean, listen, I just--
[ Snickering ]
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- I'll be right back. - Oh. Looking stunning.
- She's ready to go. - Like, really.
- Well, I'm meeting your mom. - She's coming now, right?
- Yeah. She sh-- She should be here any minute.
- Oh. So exciting. - Oh, my God.
- I know. - You look beautiful.
- Do I look rich? - You look rich, rich.
Well, you are rich. So it's just, you know.
- But I like to feel it. Like, you know what I mean?
I like to feel-- I like to smell of wealth.
- That's yours. You wanted a coffee?
- I might just do black. - Oh, okay.
- I love a brave woman who does black.
- Yeah. - I did the prune.
I did the celery juice. - She just did a whole celery juice.
She's doing black. - I'm doing the coffee.
- Dude, you're gonna sh-- your brains out.
- Yeah, I cannot wait.
- Okay, so, wait, I have a very real question for you.
- I have a very real answer for you.
I'm, like, I'm just waiting for it.
She was, like, coming at you.
- But last night, don't you think we had it out?
- No. - Really?
- No, that doesn't seem like having it out to me.
- It's like how you deal with a child when they're having a tantrum.
I think everyone thinks I am bending over
and taking it up the ass.
- I want her to be Rebecca Minkoff,
the big boss bitch.
But instead it's giving, you know,
elementary school, like,
"You're a bully." "No, you're a bully."
- I think that you can't throw stones, like...
- If you live in a glass house. - Thank you.
- I think she has a lot to get through.
I mean, if she's gonna do this baby with Gideon,
I mean-- - Really?
- I know. I c-- I just didn't realize
that they were doing it together.
- Yeah. - It's-- I mean, it's awesome.
- He'll be the best dad. You-- I mean, he's amazing.
I think she just took, like, she's going through
this whole thing right now... - Right.
And I clearly didn't know she's, like,
actively working on a baby. - Sure. Yeah.
How could you? - [ Stammers ] Exactly.
- I can understand why Brynn would be upset with me.
As someone who didn't get pregnant right away,
like, I fully empathize with her journey,
but just don't poke. Don't poke the bees nest.
- But I also think she's not seeing your side of it either.
Like, maybe she can't break through.
Like, that's what's frustrating to her.
- I think in a situation where it's just her and I,
we can come to some sort of just, like,
let's all get along and, like, let's just be nice.
I'm gonna talk to her.
I want to clear everything up,
because that's not my style.
But why do people have to play these games, is my question?
I got better things to do with my time.
- Yeah.
[ Laughs ]
- You know?
[ Laughter ]
♪
- Move, move so I can see the dress.
- I'm sending this to Oliver.
- Is this a video? Yeah, send it to him.
- It's a video. - I get it off the block.
- Come on, get it together. - It's a boy!
Sai, it's a boy! - Congratulations.
- Push, Ubah, push!
[ Blowing ]
♪
- [ Laughs excitedly ]
Ah! Hi! [ Giggles ]
Oh! Oh, my God.
I know.
It's been a while since I've hugged my mom.
[ Both laugh ]
I'm just happy to be holding her and to-- to be hugging her.
It actually felt like all the fear and disappointment
just went away because I got to hold her.
- Hi, Santiago. - [ Chuckles ]
- Hi. Ah.
- Ah, [In Spanish] que bien te ves.
You guys look so good. - Thank you.
Thank you. [ Laughs ]
Did you grow more? - Did I grow more? No.
Look at these freaking things I have on.
[ Laughter ]
Come and meet the ladies. - Yes, yes.
- Meet everybody. Hello, ladies.
- [ All shouting with excitement ]
- Hi! - Oh, my God.
- I see where you get your good looks from.
- Hi. - She reminds me my mom. Marion.
- I'm Jessel. So nice to meet you.
- I'm Marion. - I'm Sai.
- Sai? Okay. - Yes. So nice to meet you.
- You are so beautiful. - Yeah.
- You really are. She looks like you.
- Hi. - Oh, this is Brynn.
- Someone who hasn't seen or talked
to their own biological mother in 15 years,
I can only imagine if I were her, I'd be having
an out-of-body experience right now.
- When are you guys having the bacalao?
Is that, like, for dinner or...? - You know me.
I'll have it now.
- Wait, what is it again? - I'll have it now.
- Yeah. - Bacalao?
It's a salt fish, so it's broken up.
- Where is it? - It's delicious.
- Oh, my gosh. Okay. - This is my comfort food.
And all the ladies are looking at me like, oh, God,
what is this going to taste like?
- That's Racquel's favorite. - This is my favorite.
But it is my most favorite thing in the world.
And it's the one thing I would always request of my mother
whenever I wasn't feeling well.
And I haven't had it in years
because I haven't seen my mother in years.
It is almost as exciting as seeing her.
- Oh, my God, yum! So excited.
♪
- Here she is.
- Hi. I'm sorry. I was very tired.
- Hi. - It's so nice to meet you.
I'm Jenna. - Uh, Marion.
- Marion. My God, you're beautiful.
I can see where she came from.
- Morning, my little vampire.
[ Laughter ]
- ...vampire. How are you?
- Did you and Brynn kiss on the lips?
She said you guys are kissing on the--
- Yeah. She always kisses me on the lips.
- I was like, what?
- Listen, she doesn't have a man.
- Don't you dare. I was like this.
- I'm sorry.
[ Laughter ] - Yeah, we're just going to go shopping.
- I feel very left out.
- Brynn and Jenna just-- - Nice soft lips. Jenna.
- Hi, babe. Ooh. - [ Laughs ]
- Racquel's mom's probably like, "Great.
My daughter is a lesbian,
and she's traveling with an orgy group.
- Where's my smoochy smooch on the lips?
Like, what the heck.
No, I never did that.
See, maybe I'll do that when I'm 56.
[ Laughs ]
- Everyone's getting lip kisses and Sai wouldn't let me.
- Coming up...
- Should we go have a chat at the dock?
Do you want to do it with Erin?
- Sure. She's our friend.
♪
- So when was the last time you guys saw each other?
- Uh, six years. - Um, about...
a few months-- - Maria.
- A few months after Maria. - Okay.
- She came down to help me out.
- Maria is your...? - Hurricane Maria.
- Oh! Hurricane Maria. [ Laughter ]
- Your daughter? - Your daughter, Maria.
- I didn't know. [ Laughs ]
In all fairness, the hurricane happened,
like, when? 20... Like, 2019-- '18.
I thought Maria was, like, her sister or something.
I don't [Bleep] know. - Oh, my God.
Read a newspaper, Jessel.
I guess they don't get them in space.
- Jessel lives in "Jessel-ton",
which is kind of like Bridgerton,
where you're always getting ready for a ball,
so she doesn't know what's going on right now.
- When I came, the streetlights were still out,
and that was in San Juan. - In my town,
they were out for a year. - Goodness.
- For almost a whole year. - Oh, my God.
- No lights. - Yeah. That's crazy.
- Wow. - And some towns
had no lights and no water.
- Oh, my gosh.
- The federal government
completely failed Puerto Rico.
- There was no help from the government.
- Sai's family's from Santurce.
- Okay. Santurce-- that's where they have the, uh,
the-- the-- with the big avocados.
- Oh, my God, that's all they ever talk about.
- No.
- Sadly, no. Big Nuyorican.
- I'm not talking about [Indistinct],
I'm talking about Malibu.
- When my mom got mad, she would speak to me in Spanish.
I would only respond to her in English.
- English. - Right, right, right, right.
- Yeah. - It was like you were ashamed,
almost, like, my friends speak English.
Like, I speak English. - Yeah, yeah.
- And that's-- that was a thing. - Yeah.
- And then obviously when I got older, I seriously regretted it.
- Yeah. - To be a child is a stupid,
stupid time. - Yeah.
You get to nap all the time. - Yeah.
- Eat. - I should go get ready.
- Everyone's changing.
- Well, I'm not wearing this to shop.
- You want to come with us to Old San Juan?
- I don't want to walk in the hot weather.
Are you kidding me? - Lovely to meet you.
- So fabulous to meet you.
- Is this too beach-y? It's like a--
- No, I love it. That's Missoni, right?
- No, this is, um, Devon Windsor.
- Can we pull out your iPad?
Because I want to just try to set it up quickly. - Yes.
- So that the kids can FaceTime you.
The kids, they're now teenagers.
My son, Corey, he has asked a few times, like,
"Oh, we haven't seen grandma in a long time.
I'm not even sure I know what she looks like anymore."
You know, and that's sad.
She and the kids have missed out on years of memories
that they could have made.
So whatever the issues are with me,
at least set up the iPads so you can FaceTime
with your grandchildren.
Mom, Mom, did you charge it?
- Yes, I did.
- No. Not charged. - Come on now.
I didn't even use it. - You have the cord?
- How can it not be charged?
- You look good. This outfit is sick as [Bleep].
Yeah. You're like, "I have three kids and look at my body."
- [ Laughs ] - Okay. Alright.
So that's starting to charge.
You set up a passcode already?
- [ Laughing ] Alright.
- Darling, you wearing that? - Yeah.
And doing these sunglasses.
Oh, I love that. - Right?
- I have to say...
I was about to break down in tears.
- She seems like my mom. They-- They ignore everything.
- Okay. - Some mothers are very--
- Swipe everything under the rug. - Yeah.
Some mothers are very emotional.
- Yeah. - My mother was like,
if she did wrong, pick up exactly where we left off.
Won't even talk about the past. - Yeah.
- I think she has that same kind of mom.
- Okay. - Where there is no emotion.
Puerto Ricans, especially in-- back in that day,
like, there are no--
That's why I'm very, like, non-emotional.
- Yeah. - Let me show you some videos quickly of him.
- Who that? - Who the-- Who what?
- Who that? - That's Mel.
- Oh, wait a second. - You can't see them.
Let me show you a more recent picture of all of us.
- Holy cow!
- I want her to see me happy.
I want her to see the kids happy.
I want her to see that being in-- in a relationship
with another woman is okay.
- Oh, Puma. - Yeah.
- Oh, m-- No.
Oh, my God. - They're both very big now.
I know. - Ooh, look at this one.
She gorgeous. - [ Laughs ]
[ Both laughing ]
- And look at that one.
- Are you excited to speak with her and...?
How's everything going? - Yes, I'm looking forward to it
very much. You have no idea.
- How's the heart palpitations and all of that?
- Not good. That's what I'm dealing with.
- Hmm. Okay.
Maybe you could just come to New York.
- I have to get on a plane. if I...
If I have a nervous problem or a heart problem
and I have to get on a plane... - Okay.
- And I have a fear of flying. - I know. I know.
I know. You'll be fine.
We can come out here and grab you,
and then we fly back together. - Okay.
That would be-- That sounds good.
- I'm very hopeful that we can take the good step forward,
because we were close,
uh, one point in time, and I'm getting married.
Okay.
Maybe this could be a new beginning.
- Have a nice time at Old San Juan.
- Thank you.
I love you. We'll be back soon.
Mel and I will come back. Ciao, Santiago.
[ Smooches ] - I love you. - I love you, too.
If we have to drug her and get her on a plane
to come to our wedding, that's what we're doing.
Thank you. - You're welcome.
♪
- Coming up...
- You showed your man's dick to them?
- I would be dumb if I show Oliver dick.
- Okay.
- This is gorgeous.
Look at the mountains in the background.
Wow. - Guys, we're here.
Guys, it's this way.
- Oh, you know where you're going? - Yeah.
- Oh, my God, I can't believe Ubah's wearing kitten heels
with a spike. Oh, my God.
- Sometime at some point, I want to talk to you alone.
- That'd be cool. - You know?
- Yeah. Yeah. - Okay.
- Yeah. I'm like, "Cool. Okay."
I appreciate she wants to communicate.
Half me is like, okay, this is nice.
She's being the better person.
And then the avoidant part of me is like,
I just want to just-- just move on. [ Laughs ]
- Wow.
- Yeah. It's, like, out of a movie.
- [ Both ] Hello, Puerto Rico!
- You brought extra shoes just in case?
- No, I'm-- I don't know what is wrong with you guys.
I can go for a run right now. Watch. Look. Look.
Look. Look. Look.
What else do you want to see?
- Beautiful things. - So adorable.
- Oh, my God. They're so cute.
- So fun. - Thank you very much.
- Thank you. - Sai, did you read this?
"True love is a friend that walks with you
when you need to see the rain."
Well, if I have my weave, I cannot come out.
[ Laughter ]
- We need to find a little walkabout.
- Yeah, we need a [Bleep]. - A p-- A peep.
- Yeah. - Did you say a [Bleep]?
- Yeah, I always say that.
- Did we lose somebody?
- Everybody-- Jenna, Erin, and Brynn.
- They went somewhere else?
- Can I get a margarita? - The three pigeons.
- [ Laughs ]
- I don't think Jenna's a pigeon.
- I think it's more fun in this group, definitely, than the other.
The other group really likes to take a lot of pictures of their looks.
- Work it. - Oh, my God.
The content. It's so annoying.
- Which one? - Yeah. Do you want...?
- Will you-- Will you make me one of those?
But very-- But just, like...
- I love when Jenna drinks. I love it.
- You literally are the sweetest, funniest person
with a little glass of alcohol. - I know.
- All you do-- You just-- You just--
You just become so lovey. - 'Cause I already love you.
- I know. - We need to go sit down somewhere.
- No, no, no, Ubah, come on. - And it has nothing to do with my shoes.
- I want to shop for a little bit.
- You're not shopping sh--. You went to two stores.
You didn't buy one thing. - Okay, so I'm supposed to shop
at the first store I see? - Well, if you need anything,
what do you want? - I want to keep going.
- Oh, I know. - Cheers.
We are having way more fun than the content creators.
- Everything is so picturesque. - Right?
- It's very beautiful. - I know.
Lots of photos being taken. - Oh, you know.
You put a bunch of vain girls in a group together.
- Pushing my boobies back.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Hello. - Hello. Hi.
- Hi. - So cute.
Oh, is this swimsuits?
- I could use another one of those.
My kids are FaceTiming me.
- Awe. Can we FaceTime?
- Should I answer real quick? - Answer.
- So cute. - Please, answer.
- That's cute. I like--
- I feel like everyone-- - Hi, Mommy.
- Hi, baby.
Oh, you got a cut?
Are you okay, my love?
Awe. You want to go home, sweetheart?
You want a what?
Oh. Y-- - Okay.
- She wants to take an Uber. - Uber. Yeah.
She can take an Uber.
- Okay, sweetie, let me call dad. - Uber Black.
- I love you. - Uber Black, momma.
- Get an Uber Black. - Alright, bye, honey.
- That is the cutest thing ever. - Get the kid an Uber Black,
just for Christ's sake.
- [ Bleep ] city kid. Like, take the train.
This is New York City.
You can cry on the train all you want.
No one will look your way.
I actually was just like her when I was growing up,
to the point that my first word was "taxi".
You have men's clothes? - She's so, like, casual,
and, like, she's, like--
- Would you ever pick, like, a few cute things?
My husband's a large. - Abe's a large?
[ Chuckles ] Okay, Abe.
- What'd she say? - I don't think--
She said, "Abe's a large?", and I was like,
"I don't think there's anything large about Abe."
Um... - Girl.
- You want to see his dick? - Yes.
- I'll show you. - Do you have a picture?
- Should I? Is that, like-- - This conversation just got interesting.
- Oh, my God. - For the record, I did not solicit this dick pic.
- Okay, fine. I'll show it to you.
- Yes! - I love Puerto Rico.
- It's beautiful. I [Bleep] love it here.
- I'm proud of us. - I love everything.
I love the people. I love the drinks.
I love what it makes people do.
- Where is that penis of mine?
- I know, I mean, listen...
[ Snickering ]
- So... - Okay.
- ...is it small? - I take it back.
I take everything back.
- Okay. - Wow.
- As long as we're clear.
- Oh, it's so pretty.
- It's as long as--
- And it's a beautiful penis. - It's-- It's-- Wow.
Wow. Okay, well...
Erin... - That's why I have a lot of sex.
- ...congratulations. - [ Laughs ]
- I'm really impressed at how quickly she came to his honor
[Laughs] and then just whipped it out.
No pun intended.
- I would like to say I know how to pick 'em.
I knew it, I knew it, knew it, knew it.
That's why I tried to get him to divorce her.
- She is very well taken care of. I'll just say that.
- What I'm thinking in my head, too, is like, how do I just take
my own phone out and do [Camera shutter clicks]?
Will anyone hear it?
Hey, ladies, I'm gonna be late for dinner.
[ Laughs ]
The tip was very... - I-I--
I'm happy for you. - ...mushroom-y.
- Yeah. - Yeah, the tip is a little-- a little larger,
but it-- it-- - Like a long ass tree
with a giant mushroom stem on the top.
[ Whistles ] Do you guys sell panties?
I gotta change my underwear. [ Laughs ]
♪
- Hi. - La Casita.
- Hello. - How many?
- We have a table for eight. I think it's under Racquel.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Oh, wow. - I know, right?
- This is so cute. - Really pretty.
- Yeah. - Enjoy.
- Thank you. - Thank you very much.
- Are they outside? Thank you so much.
Hola! - Hi, kids.
- Hola. - How are you?
- Hi, boo boo. - Hi, Benzes.
- Oh, yeah. That's pretty. Pretty.
- Better? - Better.
- I got the best boobs in town. - You really-- No.
- I like how your boobs-- Can I touch them?
- No, squeeze them. They're the best.
My asses feel the same, and I don't work out.
- How--? - I'm so glad.
- You're so blessed.
- Hello, ladies. Welcome to La Casita.
We got sangria, piña colada. - I'll do a piña colada.
- Can I get a margarita?
- Can you make a piña colada, but with no alcohol?
- Virgin? - Yeah.
- I'll be back with your drinks, okay?
- Okay. What did everybody get shopping?
- I got bowls. What'd everybody else get?
- I loved our little store that we went into.
The girls were so cute. - I got a dick pic.
I didn't even have to pay for it.
- [ Laughs ]
- For the record, it was not my idea. I did not solicit it.
- It's not actually in a store.
- Oh. - Oh, someone sent it to you?
- Happened via mobile. - Can we see your meat mail?
- You got something AirDropped to you?
- AirDropped to my face. - [ Laughs ]
- We were picking out clothes for Abe,
and the retail associate was like, "Oh, this is it."
And she was like, "Oh, no, he doesn't need a large.
There's nothing large about him."
Erin then puffs her chest and was like, "Trust me, it's good."
And Jenna is like, "Well, let's see it."
And she whipped something up.
- Wow. - Immediately.
- It's-- It's-- It was spectacular.
- You showed your man's dick to them?
♪
- You showed your man's dick to them?
- I don't have any dick pics of David.
I always try and get meat mail from him,
but he never sends it to me.
- If the tables were turned and Abe was going around
showing pictures of Erin's giant clit, like, I don't know,
I would personally be mortified.
- It leads me to imagine, like, was it hard, was it soft? Like...
I don't want to see Abe's dick.
Even when I was straight, I wouldn't want to see
somebody else's husband's dick.
I don't want that image every time I see Abe.
How would I erase that from my mind?
I just can't. - That's not my idea of fun.
No. - It was so fun.
- It was extraordinary.
- Are you going to share it with the rest of us?
- I actually have to say, I don't want it.
- That's weird. I don't want to see his dick.
- I will look at it again if we have no other takers.
- I absolutely don't want it. I respect Abe too much.
- Yeah, like, there's some respect there.
- I don't think it's any disrespect.
- Am I being disrespectful by showing...?
Now I'm-- Now I'm going to feel bad about this.
- It was fantastic. - I would be dumb
if I show Oliver dick.
Literally, that's-- that's--
- Let's not make this, like, a whole thing.
Like, it's not that-- It's not necessary.
- You know, I don't think I-- for me, personally. - Okay.
- It's very hard for me to decipher
what is going to trigger Ubah's intense reaction.
And I don't know why my personal situation with my husband
and what I've shown is making her so upset.
Now I'm, like, questioning myself.
Like, should I not have shown my girlfriend's
a picture of a dick pic?
I'm a girl's girl. We do this stuff.
This isn't, like, such a big deal.
Like, relax. - It was a tasteful nude.
- It was fantastic.
- Sai doesn't believe it. - Happy marriage, my friend.
- I don't give a [Bleep] what si--
I don't care if it was small, big, that's your thing.
That's your baby. Like, you know what I mean?
- Oh, that dick is not my baby.
- I mean... - [ Laughs ]
- That's your man, is what I'm saying.
It's none of my business.
- It was great. Oh, and it's fantastic.
- I love you. Thank you. - Are you two--
- Look at Jessel's feet. They're like--
Have you ever seen Kim Kardashian
in those plastic shoes when they were like...?
- Yeah. - I have flip flops.
I should offer it to her. Look it, look it, look it.
- Oh, my God. - I'm gonna take a picture.
[ Camera shutter clicking ]
Should I put her toes in the group chat?
- I don't-- [ Laughs ] - I will, I will.
Oh, my God. - I'm obsessed with them.
- This is like... It's wonderful. It's wonderful.
- Sai just sent that. [ Laughter ]
- What? - Awe.
- What are we looking at? - Everybody check their phone.
- Check your phone. - Who wore it best?
- Sai! - Kim K and Jessel.
- So [Bleep] up.
- [Groans] God.
I almost feel bad for Jessel because her feet
really look Pillsbury dough girl vibe.
- Kim K and Jessel, who wore it best?
- Oh, my God.
I've been walking for two hours in the heat in wedges!
- It's okay. - She was pregnant.
- Look, Jessel, you were also just compared to Kim K, so...
- I'm sorry, Jessel, I had to. It was so funny.
- I'm sad.
- I'm sorry. I cannot wait for any of you.
I'm so hungry. - Oh, you guys
didn't eat breakfast? - No.
- That was a bad move. - Yeah.
- I had the bacalao. It was delicious.
- Oh, well, there's a lot more in the fridge.
- I'm excited. - I'm gonna let my mom know.
- It was, like, nice to have a home cooked meal, too.
- She just said, "Please tell the girls
it was a pleasure to meet them."
- Wait, how did you feel seeing her?
- Emotional, you know. - Yeah, to say the least.
- Yeah. - We held it together.
- Awe. - Do you feel like
you made plans to see her soon? - Oh, yeah.
So Mel and I are going to fly out soon.
- Does she miss the kids? - She misses the kids.
- Are you happy you did it? - I'm so happy.
- I hope this opens the doors to, like, her coming to visit you.
- Yeah. - I'm so glad you got to see her.
- Yeah. - It's really nice.
- I said they have the same mannerisms.
- You guys make the same facial expressions.
You cock your head back the same way.
- It's so sweet.
- It makes me want to have a daughter.
- Yes. - the narcissist in me wants--
I want to be your mom, sitting there with someone,
and they're like, "Oh, my God, I see the..."
- Right. - "...the comparison."
It's so nice. - Awe. Thank you.
Has everyone talked to their significant others
since we've been here? - Yep.
- Yeah. - Yes.
- [ Laughs ] - Some of them are happy
they have a little break. - I checked in with Sugar.
She gave me a hall pass, so I'm allowed
to pet other dogs. - Jessel, how's Pavit doing
with the twins? - Right now, he's great.
My mom is in town, so he has a lot of help.
- Really? - He's excellent with boys.
- He's a great dad. - Yeah, he runs the show.
- He really does. - How do you think
he's going to do with a girl? - [ Laughs ]
Pavit is a great boy dad.
But I don't know how he would be as a girl dad,
because guess what? He can't handle me. No.
I think he would have a heart attack and die.
No, he's doing good. - Is that our bus?
- Wait, wait, you guys, you guys, you guys.
That's our bus.
You guys, let's wrap it up. - Cheers to the women
who loves to eat. - Yeah.
- [ All ] Cheers. - Cheers to that.
- I feel so much better.
- To Puerto Rico.
[ All cheering ] - Yes!
- And thanks for sharing your mom with us.
And that-- That was beautiful. - Thank you.
- She's very sweet. - She's lovely.
- Let's do it, kids.
♪
- Look at the pigeon! Look at the pigeon!
Look at the pigeon. - Cute little pigeon.
- He's a cute little pigeon. [ Shrieks ]
- Into the van, baby. - So unflattering.
- It really is. [ Laughter ]
- Ouch.
- Puerto Rico!
- I love how they try to throw you under the bus
for sharing a consensually given photo to you
of your husband of ten years. - Like immediately.
- It's whatever. - Like it made them mad that,
like, he had a big dick.
- And Ubah was about to go crazy. - I know.
- "She shared a picture of her husband's penis?"
- Yeah. Like, it's so crazy. - They don't understand humor.
They really don't.
- At least it cooled down. - Whoo, whoo, whoo.
♪
- Can you guys just all acknowledge
that I wore white and I did not make a mess even a bit?
- We're very proud of you.
♪
- Hello. - What's up?
- It's happy hour. You want a beer, baby?
- No, I'm gonna have one in a little bit, but I'll have one.
- I'll get you one now.
You can look at it and think about it.
- Okay. I'll gently stroke it. - Which one? Do you want--
Yeah.
Oops. I got some on the kitchen counter.
It's not my house.
- Oh, my God, I'm going to sleep.
- Yo, ho! - Yeah! Gold lamé.
Where my gold lamé at? Where my gold lamé at?
Yeah, yeah.
- That's good. - Oh, yes. Ah.
I'm very excited to be horizontal.
- I know. - I sweat in places
I didn't know I had sweat glands.
- [ Laughs ] - So gross.
- I thought you were gonna do a shot off of her.
- Yeah, I will. - Oh, you want to do it
off my belly button? - [ Bleep ] yeah I do.
- It's so wet. - Bleh! Ugh!
- I don't even want to know what's in it.
- Spring break. - Wait, I need it.
- Have you cl-- When's the last--?
- There's not even enough room in there to get anything.
Oh, God. - [ Laughs ]
- Did that tickle?
- Actually, it was, like, very nice.
- You're gonna do a little bit of this?
A little bit of that. - Should we go have a chat at the dock?
- Let's chat now? - Let's just now. Yeah.
- Let's chat now. - Do you want to do it with Erin?
- Sure. She's our friend.
- I can't imagine it going well. They're like oil and water.
I don't want to be here for this.
- Alright.
- Should we go have a chat at the dock?
- You wanna chat now? - Do you want to do it with Erin?
- Sure. She's our friend. - Alright.
- Can I go--? - Yeah, you can go first.
- Well, I wanted to apologize
because I didn't realize how much
what I said triggered you.
- Even when I ripped your head off?
- I didn't know you were going through this whole thing with...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So I apologize for that.
- I'm sorry for ripping your head off.
That's not cool. It's not okay.
And even if I am going through stuff,
it's never okay to have that reaction.
- Yeah. - Thank you for being the better person
and apologizing and initiating this conversation.
But I should be the first to apologize
because it wasn't right.
My reaction was a reflection of me and my insecurity
and not anything having to do with you.
I'm fully aware that I don't have kids.
I think about it every day. I cry about it every night.
[ Voice breaks ] Like, I'm very aware that I don't have children.
- Yeah. - And it sucks, you know?
And so I freak the [Bleep] out when people say stuff
like that because, like, I do, like,
I-I understand it all too well.
Between us, like, Gideon's not getting his sh-- together.
Like, he was supposed to go to London to the clinic
and give a sample and whatnot, and then, [British accent]
oh, my God, he just had to pop over to his friend
in the south of France to his friend's place.
[ Normal voice ] You don't seem like you want to do this.
I want someone who wants to do this,
not who I have to remind ten times to go jerk off in a cup.
But, like, do I actually know what it's like to have little,
you know, toddlers, like,
crawling on me every single night? No.
But I just, I think the way the tone that you said it...
- My intention wasn't to hurt you.
The tone was a culmination of, like,
not the first time we met, but like, since then,
I feel like you've just been poking and poking.
I thought we were all eating in our pajamas,
but I missed the memo.
- Awe. But you have two suitcases.
Where are the looks, Rebecca Minkoff?
- And I just was like... that frustration,
which I should have nipped in the bud the first time...
- Yeah. - I just feel like, why is she coming for me like that?
Like, I barely know you.
And I'd love to get to know you better
and not have that conflict with you.
- Yeah. - I think you're great.
You're incredibly powerful and smart and awesome.
And I just felt like I was like, okay.
Oh, here it is again. Here-- You know what I mean?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it feels--
For sure. I get that. - And then I get overwhelmed.
I actually feel like the surface Brynn is going away,
and I'm getting a true look at someone
who has real feelings, has things she's passionate about,
and I'm like, oh, finally.
Like, I love the fun, flirty Brynn.
But like, I want to see the depth.
And I finally got to see that. - I'm very much, like,
share and do it and like go to that place
and share and open up, and that's not everyone,
just because that's how I prefer to do it.
I'm not making it very easy when I'm like,
"Tell me", like, "Open up." [ Laughter ]
It's not okay-- It's not okay to do that.
And just because I-- I can't project
my insecurities on people and lash out
because I feel insecure.
I completely accept her apology.
The wild thing is, is this feels very refreshing and new
for this group to have someone so quickly and so, like,
honestly, kind of fall on their sword
and admit when they're wrong.
I think we can all learn from Rebecca.
- Okay, hug it out. - This is awesome.
- This is great. - Look at-- Look at-- Look at you two.
- Don't you love on girls trips when they always make up
[Indistinct]? - Yay!
- [ Speaking indistinctly ]
- I agree. - [ Laughs ]
- So sweet. - I'm so happy.
- I'm sorry. - Thank you. I'm sorry, too.
- Oh, I'm so happy to see this-- this bond.
- Oh, my God, maybe we're gonna get mani/pedis together, guys.
- Maybe we'll have to go shopping.
Maybe I'll go to Nordstrom Rack.
Fine. [ Laughs ]
- Let's just start over. Let's just-- New line in the sand.
- Start over! Start over! Start over!
- Do it! Do it! - [ Laughs ]
♪
- Erin, shut the [Bleep] up. I said I was upset for 30 seconds.
- Why are you yelling at me? Like, how dare you?
- You stay the [Bleep] away from my side.
- I can't. - That is none of your business what I'm doing over here.
Go [Bleep] yourself.
Don't tell me what to do. - What'd you just say?
You want to say I slept with someone to get this job?
- Mother[Bleep], however the [Bleep] you got this job-- - Ubah.
- Don't tell me... - Don't tell me what to do. - Ubah.
Don't say sh-- like that.
Saying I slept with somebody on the show?