1 00:00:09,902 --> 00:00:11,645 {\an8}Previously, on The Real Housewives 2 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:13,145 {\an8}of New York City. 3 00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:15,816 So we have, like, an unconventional, uh, marriage. 4 00:00:15,949 --> 00:00:18,085 No other guys, like, I don't date other men, 5 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:20,587 but the girl thing is fine. It's not like some poly sit... 6 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:22,589 - it's not, nothing like that. - Yeah. 7 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,224 I've been like a mom to Rubin-- 8 00:00:24,324 --> 00:00:26,627 So why don't you just then be, like, that person 9 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,028 and not be married to him? 10 00:00:29,162 --> 00:00:30,589 I think it would just be nice 11 00:00:30,689 --> 00:00:32,999 if he, like, took some personal interest. 12 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,902 I heard him say the other day... 13 00:00:35,002 --> 00:00:36,370 - What? - "How did it go?" 14 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:37,904 And you said, "Yeah, fine." 15 00:00:37,905 --> 00:00:39,940 You always take his side. 16 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,409 I gotta go, um, Erika's having a birthday dinner. 17 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:44,111 ♪ 18 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:45,812 She didn't invite me. 19 00:00:45,946 --> 00:00:47,147 Sorry... 20 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:49,633 I'm so insulted! 21 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:51,183 That was so fun. 22 00:00:51,184 --> 00:00:52,819 - Was I on stage? - You were on stage. 23 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,880 She had a little birthday party last night, 24 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:55,822 you were at the gala. 25 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:57,683 Carole! Carole! 26 00:00:57,783 --> 00:00:59,893 Oh, my God, say, "Excuse me, Carole!" 27 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:02,479 Shut the [bleep] up, Daisy, I'm not your kid. 28 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:04,723 Carole! Carole! 29 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:06,132 Okay, stop it, you guys. 30 00:01:06,133 --> 00:01:07,668 That's why people don't like you. 31 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,268 You're----ing annoying! 32 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:10,971 [dramatic music] 33 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,774 I haven't seen Daisy since Abe's party. 34 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:15,207 She hasn't reached out and... 35 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:17,210 I'm nervous because I don't know 36 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:19,246 which Daisy I'm gonna get tonight. 37 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:22,874 Who's here? 38 00:01:22,975 --> 00:01:24,518 [low ominous boom] 39 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,478 [theme music] 40 00:01:26,578 --> 00:01:29,990 In my line of work, I charge extra for two faces. 41 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:33,893 It's not my fault you can't tell an accent from an attitude. 42 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:36,663 When they go low, I get high. 43 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:38,724 Manhattan gave me the address, 44 00:01:38,824 --> 00:01:41,602 but Brooklyn gave me the attitude. 45 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:42,995 Friendships come and go. 46 00:01:43,095 --> 00:01:45,105 Tacos? They're forever. 47 00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:47,007 In New York, secrets are currency, 48 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,075 and honey, I am rich. 49 00:01:49,076 --> 00:01:52,612 I may be a boomer, but I still got a great ass. 50 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:57,884 {\an8}[indistnct chatter] 51 00:01:57,985 --> 00:02:00,086 {\an8}- Hi, gorgeous! - You're wearing heels! 52 00:02:00,087 --> 00:02:01,888 {\an8}- With your broken knee. - I feel better! 53 00:02:01,989 --> 00:02:03,156 {\an8}She's good at doing this. 54 00:02:03,256 --> 00:02:05,008 {\an8}- Hi, you look pretty! - You look gorg. 55 00:02:05,108 --> 00:02:05,859 {\an8}Mwah. 56 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,360 {\an8}- Hi! - Like, that's gorgeous. 57 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:09,396 {\an8}- What's going on? - And you look beautiful. 58 00:02:09,529 --> 00:02:11,097 {\an8}Thank you, happy birthday! 59 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:12,065 {\an8}Thank you. 60 00:02:12,199 --> 00:02:13,766 {\an8}I'm going to grab a drink. 61 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:16,335 {\an8}I'm a little anxious being here. 62 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:19,773 {\an8}Last time I saw Sai, we were screaming at each other. 63 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:22,242 We go through our little ups and downs, 64 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:25,712 but I don't know how this became such a big thing. 65 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,814 I'm giving you friendly advice. 66 00:02:28,807 --> 00:02:29,616 I appreciate it. 67 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:33,487 And then Erika's birthday party that I wasn't invited to... 68 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:36,122 I felt like we were friends. 69 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:37,891 I don't necessarily wanna go. 70 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,626 I just wanna be invited. 71 00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:41,762 - Hi! - The show's about to start... 72 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:44,289 - Yay! Let's go. - Okay, let's go. 73 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:45,891 I'm nervous. 74 00:02:46,091 --> 00:02:48,251 ♪ 75 00:02:51,038 --> 00:02:52,072 You didn't say hi to her. 76 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,673 - Who? - To Daisy. 77 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,641 No. So what? 78 00:02:55,642 --> 00:02:56,877 [laughing] 79 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:59,812 Welcome to Bilt Neighborhood Comedy! 80 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:00,881 [cheering] 81 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:03,050 Help me welcome to the stage. 82 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:05,052 The founder of Bilt, Ankur Jain! 83 00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:07,688 [cheering] 84 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:09,623 Good evening! 85 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:13,393 My wife decided to join a TV show recently, and... 86 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:16,096 You can imagine how proud my parents were when they heard 87 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,932 that I was gonna be a real house husband for the first time. 88 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,200 [chuckling] 89 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:21,785 [coughing] 90 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:25,372 {\an8}Don't worry, I'm not your standup comic, so... 91 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:26,839 {\an8}You're good. 92 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,934 [laughter] 93 00:03:29,034 --> 00:03:30,001 Yeah, oh, wow! 94 00:03:30,102 --> 00:03:31,511 Supportive wife, everybody! 95 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:34,314 [curious music] 96 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:36,149 I love comedy! 97 00:03:36,283 --> 00:03:37,551 When it's good. 98 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,420 Um, but look, we're really excited. 99 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,323 Bilt's Comedy started because I met the amazing comedian 100 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:45,492 who you're gonna see next, Mr. Matt Friend. 101 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:48,120 So, everybody, please give it up for Matt Friend! 102 00:03:48,220 --> 00:03:49,721 [cheering] He's cute! 103 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:50,764 Matt Friend! 104 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:52,599 [applause] Thank you, Ankur. 105 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:53,800 Ankur's kinda cute. 106 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,202 He's amazing, I love him. Yeah. 107 00:03:56,203 --> 00:03:57,738 Okay, that was that. 108 00:03:57,871 --> 00:03:58,630 [laughter] 109 00:03:58,964 --> 00:04:00,799 I think I just had an aneurysm, look at you. 110 00:04:00,899 --> 00:04:03,468 And-and the good news about Ankur is he's so poor, 111 00:04:03,568 --> 00:04:04,536 he has no money. 112 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:08,682 {\an8}We love Bill too... 113 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:10,217 I wasn't invited, so... 114 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,185 And by the way, Carole, thank you for being here. 115 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:15,413 The winner of the, uh, Steven Tyler lookalike contest, 116 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:17,389 and uh... [laughing] 117 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:21,219 [laughing continues] 118 00:04:22,988 --> 00:04:24,463 Honestly? 119 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:27,334 We look like we were separated at birth. 120 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:30,337 I used to date the keyboard player in Aerosmith, 121 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,330 so I spent a lot of time with that band. 122 00:04:32,430 --> 00:04:34,040 I'm not insulted because he's hot! 123 00:04:34,141 --> 00:04:35,542 Like, thank you! 124 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:38,110 By the way, Sai De... Where is Sai De Silva? 125 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,246 Sai? Getting divorced? 126 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:41,681 Calling it now, Sai De-Vorse, hello! Hey, now. 127 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:45,418 Um, let me look at my notes here. It says "don't do RFK Jr." 128 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:47,037 Okay, fine. [laughter] 129 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:51,174 I've been going to the gym, but I-I get hit on in the gym, 130 00:04:51,274 --> 00:04:54,094 and it's, uh, it's mostly Erin's husband. 131 00:04:54,361 --> 00:04:55,896 And um... [light laughter] 132 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,456 I heard that someone has a popcorn ceiling. 133 00:04:58,590 --> 00:04:59,900 Can you raise your hand? 134 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,668 [comedian laughs] Yes! 135 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:03,370 [laughter] 136 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,138 I just wanna say, I am praying for you, 137 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:07,874 you will get crown molding one day. I'm serious. Okay? 138 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,009 - Okay. - Daisy, look at me, 139 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:10,702 look at Mommy, I believe in you. 140 00:05:10,802 --> 00:05:11,578 - Seriously. - Okay. 141 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:14,114 I might have shared a few things with them. 142 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:17,200 Keep it going for popcorn ceilings, I love that! 143 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:19,451 - Yeah! - I'm poor as well, um... 144 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:20,987 [laughter] 145 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:25,158 Just thought it would be a little fun. 146 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:26,451 You know... 147 00:05:26,551 --> 00:05:28,328 Keep everyone on their toes. 148 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:29,930 Does anyone have fake tits? 149 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:31,865 Not me. I don't have any. 150 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:34,167 - Fake boobs! - Everybody! 151 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:36,661 - No! God, no. - Those are real? 152 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,471 Those are real! These are real! 153 00:05:38,605 --> 00:05:41,006 I love being a girl, she's like, "No, you can honk them! 154 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:41,975 Like, you can check!" 155 00:05:42,108 --> 00:05:43,577 No, I have very cute boobs. 156 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,178 Carole, show your boobs! 157 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:46,312 Show me your boobs! 158 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:48,214 - Carole! - They're not, they're real! 159 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:50,400 You can show your tits, Carole, let's go, come on. 160 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:51,651 No, they're real! 161 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:52,786 Don't-- 162 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:53,887 Oh. 163 00:05:54,554 --> 00:05:56,089 She actually did show me her tits! 164 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:56,907 Yes, Carole! 165 00:05:57,007 --> 00:05:58,658 - Yes! - That's crazy! 166 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,560 I've been Gabby Bryan. Bye! 167 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:02,061 [applause] 168 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:02,921 Woo! 169 00:06:03,588 --> 00:06:06,233 I can't get out unless you guys get out. Sorry. 170 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:08,367 That was wonderful. Thank you. 171 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,337 That was, honestly, it was really fun. 172 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:12,806 [rhythmic music] 173 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:14,273 Should we get some pizza? 174 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:15,208 Yeah. 175 00:06:17,535 --> 00:06:21,181 I have to be honest, your party was so much fun last night. 176 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:24,050 How was your birthday party last night? 177 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:27,470 It was so fun! We missed you there. 178 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:30,307 I was not invited. 179 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:33,018 I invited you on Monday. 180 00:06:33,693 --> 00:06:34,661 On Monday? 181 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:35,729 I invited you. 182 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:38,097 You and I talked on the phone. 183 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:39,232 I invited you. 184 00:06:40,225 --> 00:06:42,394 - I was not invited. - Did you invite her? 185 00:06:42,794 --> 00:06:44,904 Let me pull out my receipt folder. 186 00:06:46,873 --> 00:06:48,325 She's got receipts. 187 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:50,869 She was invited to the party. 188 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:55,381 And if she forgot, like, she actually has a problem. 189 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:57,542 Like, she needs to seek help. 190 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:01,788 And I will help her 191 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:04,049 meet the right doctor if she needs to. 192 00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:06,818 Monday. 193 00:07:06,918 --> 00:07:09,095 6:56 PM, 22 minutes long. 194 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:13,058 I also talked to you yesterday-- 195 00:07:13,158 --> 00:07:14,434 No, no, no, that's not a receipt. 196 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:16,002 A receipt is something in writing. 197 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:18,470 - That's not a receipt... - 22 minutes, 11 minutes. 198 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:20,307 Show me a text message, that's a receipt. 199 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:22,067 I don't need to send you a text message-- 200 00:07:22,167 --> 00:07:24,244 Okay! You didn't want to invite me, it's okay. 201 00:07:24,544 --> 00:07:28,081 I-I understand why Daisy is upset. 202 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:30,333 Erika invited her at the last minute, 203 00:07:30,433 --> 00:07:33,720 and everyone knows what those invitations are about. 204 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:36,014 She "invited" her. 205 00:07:36,114 --> 00:07:39,325 In life, there's something called A list and D list, 206 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:42,295 and unfortunately, Daisy's on the D list. 207 00:07:43,780 --> 00:07:45,264 I got a whole thing. [chuckling] 208 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:47,050 I got, like, a video and sh--. 209 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:51,262 You told me not to send you things in text messages. 210 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:52,739 So... 211 00:07:52,872 --> 00:07:54,873 - Wait, why? - What do you mean? 212 00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:57,077 Because you can take a photo and have it as a receipt. 213 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:58,645 - Oh, like... - Ooh. 214 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:00,772 No... 215 00:08:01,039 --> 00:08:03,608 That conversation was about something else. 216 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:07,921 My botox is like... 217 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:09,289 It's not working? 218 00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:11,524 It's like-I'm like... Put the eyebrow up. 219 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:12,992 A receipt of a "come to my birthday" 220 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:14,493 is not considered a receipt. 221 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,296 When we're talking sh-- about somebody, that's a receipt. 222 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:18,765 We're friends and we were talking... 223 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:21,834 - I know! I know! I understand-- - Wait, wait, wait... 224 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,136 Who are you talking sh-- about? 225 00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:24,837 I'm not talking sh-- about anybody. 226 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,239 You just said,"We're talking sh-- about someone." 227 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,575 No, I said, when you're talking sh-- about somebody. 228 00:08:29,576 --> 00:08:31,878 Don't put words in my mouth, that's not what I said. 229 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:33,979 That's not what I said at all. 230 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:35,714 Why are you getting hot at me? 231 00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:37,750 'Cause you're putting words in my mouth. 232 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:38,651 You just said it. 233 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:39,953 You're putting words in my mouth! 234 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,756 No! No, no, no, you are - ing twisting it. 235 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,556 This is what you all do. 236 00:08:44,557 --> 00:08:47,410 [dramatic music] 237 00:08:47,510 --> 00:08:49,828 - Oh, now it's all of us, see? - This is what you do. 238 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:51,422 No, this? You both! 239 00:08:51,423 --> 00:08:52,365 You both? 240 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:53,992 Yes! 241 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,435 - Wait-- - I'm sorry-- 242 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,496 I was just speaking broadly by saying, you don't talk sh-- 243 00:08:58,596 --> 00:09:00,439 in a text to have a receipt. 244 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,292 - Oh, my God. - I'm trying to school her. 245 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:05,203 Don't talk sh--. 246 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:07,105 I don't think she needs to be schooled. 247 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:08,448 Okay. Okay. 248 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,049 I mean, here we go with the schooling. 249 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,451 I don't know what crawled up Daisy's ass tonight, 250 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:15,105 but it seems like she came here looking for a fight. 251 00:09:15,205 --> 00:09:17,524 And when she wasn't getting it from me... 252 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:20,125 She went on over to Jessel. 253 00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:21,293 What the [bleep]? 254 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:23,096 It's not so nice. I'm just, I'm-- 255 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:24,464 Oh, you know what's not so nice? 256 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,524 Dr. Dan Belkin called me this morning... 257 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:29,502 Freaking----ing out. 258 00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:33,006 Like, "Oh, my God, you need to know what your friends 259 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:34,340 "are saying about you." 260 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:36,743 [dramatic music] 261 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,922 Dr. Dan Belkin called me this morning... 262 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,025 Freaking----ing out. 263 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:55,528 Like, "Oh, my God, you need to know what your friends 264 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:56,930 "are saying about you." 265 00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:02,936 He said that you guys were telling him about the rumor. 266 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,437 I didn't bring up the rumor. 267 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:08,942 {\an8}It's such a----ing stupid rumor! 268 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:15,106 {\an8}Like, you're gay, and it's okay. 269 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,241 [chuckling] 270 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:19,118 You guys are still----ing talking about that sh--? 271 00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:20,954 No! 272 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:25,625 {\an8}That's where the sh-- goes down, it doesn't even have to be-- 273 00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:27,126 {\an8}That's the-that's the thing. 274 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,920 Well, how the [bleep] did he know? 275 00:10:29,854 --> 00:10:31,422 I don't know, I didn't bring it up. 276 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:35,426 Where are they gonna do it? Not at the barbell machine. 277 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:37,237 [laughing] 278 00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:39,973 We weren't talking about the rumor like that. 279 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,957 - It wasn't like that. - He calls me in a panic 280 00:10:41,958 --> 00:10:42,967 this morning... 281 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,802 - Who's Dr. Belkin? - A dermatologist. 282 00:10:44,903 --> 00:10:46,012 Do I need to be going to him? 283 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,439 That doesn't make any sense! It wasn't like that. 284 00:10:48,573 --> 00:10:49,774 So how does he know? 285 00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:52,043 - I don't even remember. - So how does he know? 286 00:10:52,143 --> 00:10:53,811 I actually don't remember how it came up. 287 00:10:53,912 --> 00:10:55,480 So it was you or you, so who was it? 288 00:10:56,247 --> 00:10:58,082 I don't know. Maybe both of us. I don't know. 289 00:10:58,216 --> 00:11:00,151 Honestly, I don't remember who brought it up. 290 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:01,753 Let's get him on the phone right now. 291 00:11:01,886 --> 00:11:03,463 No. Don't get him involved. 292 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:05,823 How did he know? I didn't tell him. Did you tell him? 293 00:11:05,924 --> 00:11:08,168 He heard the rumor himself, Jessel. 294 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,494 He heard the----ing rumor! 295 00:11:09,594 --> 00:11:11,462 - From who? - New York City! 296 00:11:13,598 --> 00:11:14,908 What do you mean, New York City? 297 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:16,167 New York City! 298 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,678 - Carole knows the rumor. - Carole knows the rumor! 299 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,947 I didn't tell anyone. 300 00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:21,948 [dramatic music] 301 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,141 Oh, my God. I'm going to get another drink. 302 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:27,787 It's crazy to me that they all use the same dermatologist! 303 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,556 Is he even in network? 304 00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:33,518 Jessel, I'm so sorry, babes, tell you this. 305 00:11:33,618 --> 00:11:34,861 Don't blame it on New York City. 306 00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:36,930 - How does Carole know? - The city told him? 307 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,189 How does Carole know? 308 00:11:38,289 --> 00:11:40,158 {\an8}- New York City! - Carole and I don't-- 309 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:42,501 {\an8}Me? 310 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,195 - No, she doesn't! - No, she doesn't. 311 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:45,196 She doesn't! 312 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,531 - What's wrong with you? - No! 313 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:48,132 You also are talking the rumor! 314 00:11:48,266 --> 00:11:50,577 I told you, which was the biggest mistake of my life. 315 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,978 And you also told other people. 316 00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:54,505 You decided to make it public, that was your choice. 317 00:11:54,606 --> 00:11:55,640 This is a pattern with you. 318 00:11:55,940 --> 00:11:58,451 But what you did was----ed up, Sai. It was----ed up. 319 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,520 You guys, please stop talking about it. 320 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,622 Dan told me you guys 321 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,457 were talking about it last night, okay? 322 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,226 If I----ing hear one more time 323 00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:09,696 that you guys are----ing talking about it, that is it! 324 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:14,901 I feel for her, but how could we not talk about this rumor? 325 00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:17,386 It's insane, insane, insane. 326 00:12:17,387 --> 00:12:20,565 There's nothing you can do about this rumor. 327 00:12:20,665 --> 00:12:22,909 Like, maybe put on a strap-on? 328 00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:24,377 - Jessel, I really-- - No, enough! 329 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,904 - Enough. I don't wanna hear it! - And I understand that! 330 00:12:27,005 --> 00:12:28,081 Shut the [bleep] up! 331 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,417 It's----ing over, okay? 332 00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:32,343 Zip it! 333 00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:34,878 - ing put your sticky lip gloss on 334 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,547 and----ing seal your lips now. 335 00:12:40,318 --> 00:12:40,960 Enough. 336 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,228 Where's my margarita? 337 00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:44,063 Why am I being dragged into that? 338 00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:46,983 I have nothing to say about... I don't repeat rumors. 339 00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:49,427 'Cause I'm a boomer, I don't remember them. 340 00:12:49,527 --> 00:12:51,696 I don't remember sh--, actually, all the time. 341 00:12:51,829 --> 00:12:53,356 ♪ 342 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:56,192 You've never been to Jersey? 343 00:12:58,870 --> 00:13:01,698 {\an8}[laughing] 344 00:13:05,443 --> 00:13:06,452 Oh. 345 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:08,721 Hopehogan. 346 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:09,822 Hoboken! 347 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,616 I've been there once. 348 00:13:12,016 --> 00:13:13,960 I'm getting so much done tomorrow on my traps. 349 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:15,428 - Are you? - What are you getting? 350 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,263 I get Botox all in here... 351 00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:18,931 Yeah, my dad's a plastic surgeon. 352 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:19,857 Amazing! 353 00:13:20,358 --> 00:13:23,094 By the way, I put botox on the map, just so you know. 354 00:13:23,194 --> 00:13:25,263 - How? - 1993. 355 00:13:25,396 --> 00:13:27,532 The first story ever done on national television 356 00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:29,008 until 2020 about botox. 357 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,609 And now Carole looks 46. 358 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:33,805 I spoke to the... I never did it! This was in '92. 359 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,516 - Wait, do you do it now? - Of course, I do it now! 360 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:37,942 It's like a baby's butt up here. 361 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,478 I know, but I heard her boobs are natural and amazing too, 362 00:13:40,578 --> 00:13:42,814 - so I didn't know... - Honey, please. 363 00:13:42,914 --> 00:13:44,806 {\an8}- That was amazing. - It was funny. 364 00:13:44,807 --> 00:13:46,317 {\an8}- You were funny. - No, honestly. 365 00:13:46,417 --> 00:13:47,460 {\an8}- Thank you. - Are you gay? 366 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,960 {\an8}No. I wish! [laughing] 367 00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:51,296 - Do you have any idea... - Sorry. I had to ask. 368 00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:52,557 ...how easy my life would be? 369 00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:54,701 - Yeah! Wait, would it be? - I don't know if it... 370 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,169 - For sure. - Why? 371 00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:59,138 Imagine going for a full-service workout? 372 00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:00,073 Okay. 373 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,441 What is the thing with [bleep]? 374 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:02,775 I don't know. 375 00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,826 The steam room is the biggest gay hot bed 376 00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:05,928 in New York City. 377 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,047 - Did you not know that? - No. 378 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,049 Oh yeah yeah, they have a whole code. 379 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,342 It's really fascinating. 380 00:14:11,509 --> 00:14:13,119 They have a whole, they have a guy who-- 381 00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:16,147 - Is there a particular [bleep]? - You don't have to avoid it. 382 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,658 I mean, I don't think it's the same on the women's side. 383 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:19,684 - Oh. - Oh. 384 00:14:19,784 --> 00:14:21,461 [laughing] 385 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,696 [upbeat music] 386 00:14:25,181 --> 00:14:27,024 If the gays are saying you're gay 387 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,659 it's because you're attractive. 388 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:31,019 Yeah. You want people to say that about your husband. 389 00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:33,505 You got a washboard. Does he have a washboard stomach? 390 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,832 [laughing] Girl. 391 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:38,644 Do you get a washboard stomach by eating 1,000 tacos a day? 392 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:39,771 I know, he does eat a lot. 393 00:14:39,971 --> 00:14:42,173 Last night, at your dinner, Pavit and I were-- 394 00:14:42,273 --> 00:14:43,682 'Cause he eats everything-- 395 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,876 ...we're both starving at your birthday party, 396 00:14:45,877 --> 00:14:47,869 we're like, "Where's the----ing pasta?" 397 00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:48,813 [curious music] 398 00:14:48,946 --> 00:14:50,047 There was so much. 399 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,540 There was so much pasta! 400 00:14:51,541 --> 00:14:53,184 I think I missed the memo. 401 00:14:53,284 --> 00:14:54,660 You were all in dresses and heels. 402 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:57,989 - It's okay! You looked perfect! - You came like Britney Spears. 403 00:14:58,122 --> 00:15:00,500 How are you guys all talking about a party that, like-- 404 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,702 - That you weren't... - That we were not invited to. 405 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:05,171 - You were invited! - Jesus Christ, Daisy. 406 00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:06,139 You were invited. 407 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,107 Was this all because of the island? 408 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,842 Or is this all because Ankur hates me? 409 00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:11,744 - I invited you! - Ankur doesn't like Daisy? 410 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,562 Why would he not like you? I mean, I told him 411 00:15:13,563 --> 00:15:15,573 that you were talking sh-- about the island! 412 00:15:15,673 --> 00:15:17,742 I wasn't talking sh-- about the----ing island! 413 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,178 By the way, you don't own the ocean, like I said. 414 00:15:20,311 --> 00:15:21,345 There was seaweed. 415 00:15:21,479 --> 00:15:23,414 - You talked about our house... - The bugs. 416 00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:24,882 ...talking about our furniture. 417 00:15:25,016 --> 00:15:26,976 - They don't own the bugs! - The coffee maker. 418 00:15:27,076 --> 00:15:28,653 Just the coffee maker, who cares? 419 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:29,762 {\an8}Our furniture... 420 00:15:34,425 --> 00:15:35,535 It's not that. 421 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,895 It was my birthday, it has nothing to do with Ankur. 422 00:15:38,029 --> 00:15:39,497 Yeah, he doesn't call the shots. 423 00:15:39,597 --> 00:15:41,590 [dramatic music] 424 00:15:41,591 --> 00:15:43,568 You're a little bit of a different person 425 00:15:43,668 --> 00:15:45,570 when your husband's around. 426 00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:48,464 What? 427 00:15:48,664 --> 00:15:50,616 ♪ 428 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:01,761 [siren wailing] 429 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,963 You're a little bit of a different person 430 00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:05,423 when your husband's around. 431 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:08,801 What? 432 00:16:09,894 --> 00:16:11,170 What's that supposed to mean? 433 00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:13,139 Uh... I think we all know 434 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:15,633 that I call the shots in that relationship. 435 00:16:15,733 --> 00:16:17,309 Why do you say these statements? 436 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,578 I don't know, I feel like that! 437 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,873 I only know, like, a buttoned-up... 438 00:16:21,973 --> 00:16:24,108 I am never buttoned up. 439 00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:27,486 Mmkay. 440 00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:29,714 {\an8}What? 441 00:16:29,914 --> 00:16:31,656 {\an8}What the [bleep] are you talking about? 442 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,292 I literally do whatever I want. 443 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,895 I definitely don't act different in front of him. 444 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,064 If anything, I act more myself. 445 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:41,292 I farted in front of him, like, two weeks into dating him. 446 00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:45,171 He told me that I sounded like a beluga whale. 447 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,474 I feel like I'm annoyed with this conversation. 448 00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:50,343 - Okay. - Okay. Sorry. 449 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:51,244 Okay. [laughing] 450 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:54,472 I don't know why she's so bent out of shape, 451 00:16:54,572 --> 00:16:57,350 I'm just giving her constructive criticism! 452 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,020 [slurping] 453 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,124 Is it raining? 454 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,017 - It feels like... - It's misting. 455 00:17:07,018 --> 00:17:08,351 Yes, you know, I'm Black, 456 00:17:08,352 --> 00:17:10,687 and I know there's only one of that in this group, 457 00:17:10,688 --> 00:17:13,024 but that means when it starts getting wet outside, 458 00:17:13,124 --> 00:17:14,967 that this does not do well... 459 00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:16,861 It looks pretty damn good. 460 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,536 Thank you, they did a good job. 461 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:19,639 I paid a lot of money for that. 462 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,365 I cannot, I'll curl up right now. 463 00:17:21,465 --> 00:17:22,807 Hold on, I gotta put this on. 464 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,378 ♪ 465 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:27,880 [indistinct chatter] 466 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,376 - Um... No. - I'm going to go get a drink 467 00:17:33,377 --> 00:17:35,187 and some pizza. They took the pizza away. 468 00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:36,355 [shrieks] 469 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,623 I genuinley do feel like I don't understand... 470 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,184 {\an8}- Are you okay? - No! 471 00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,454 {\an8}Get it together. 472 00:17:43,554 --> 00:17:46,065 I'm not really understanding where you're coming from 473 00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,333 or what's going on. 474 00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:50,236 I have been your friend for----ing years. 475 00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:51,395 And I feel like... 476 00:17:52,229 --> 00:17:55,241 What happened at Erin's house last week was weird. 477 00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:59,579 You feel like you have an authority over me to tell me 478 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:02,715 what to do or what to say or how to act or how to behave... 479 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,184 And it's bizarre. 480 00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:07,253 I don't understand where it's coming from 481 00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:08,846 and I don't like it. 482 00:18:09,347 --> 00:18:11,891 You think I think I have an authority over you? 483 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,584 That's what it feels like! 484 00:18:13,684 --> 00:18:15,494 You're like, "I'm trying to help you." 485 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,588 Sai... "Carole! Carole!" 486 00:18:18,589 --> 00:18:21,167 {\an8}Carole! Carole! Carole! 487 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,500 It was stolen, and I-- 488 00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,570 - You're being-- - Carole, can I talk to you? 489 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,263 I want you to calm down sometimes. 490 00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:27,506 Calm down about what? 491 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,543 You-you get-you come in so - ing hot, you don't realize. 492 00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:33,270 - I don't think you realize-- - But why does that bother you? 493 00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:36,949 Because I don't wanna continue to defend you with people-- 494 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,109 I don't want you to! 495 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,085 Well, I'm sorry, I just do it naturally. 496 00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,887 Yeah, but I can handle my own, okay? 497 00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:45,090 I love Sai the way I love my sister. 498 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:48,019 When my sister does stupid sh--, I let her know. 499 00:18:48,119 --> 00:18:51,287 When Sai is making a bad decision on her behavior, 500 00:18:51,288 --> 00:18:52,423 I'm gonna let her know! 501 00:18:52,623 --> 00:18:55,133 {\an8}Seeing your name in it, I need to know everything. 502 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,535 {\an8}Let her talk, let her explain-- 503 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:57,803 {\an8}I am letting her talk. 504 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,472 You're coming in strong and hot. 505 00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:01,272 - I'm okay. - You're coming in hot. 506 00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:02,708 I feel great today, thank you. 507 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,043 - You in a better mood? - Yeah! Okay. 508 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,278 And I have questions about something serious. 509 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:08,980 But you don't realize your delivery. 510 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,775 And who the [bleep] are you, a teacher? 511 00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:12,984 I don't like when people don't like you. 512 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,286 I couldn't care less. 513 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,390 That's not me being a bitch, that's me looking out for you! 514 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:18,958 It's all love. 515 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,560 You came at me in a way that was very, like, 516 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:25,598 I need to talk a certain way so people can like me. 517 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,066 No one likes me. 518 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,659 That's why you have no friends. 519 00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:31,003 Do you think that was nice to say? 520 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,664 - Well, that was after you-- - No, I don't have fake friends. 521 00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:36,007 I don't have fake friends, you're absolutely right. 522 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,577 That was after you insulted me and said my shrimp was bad. 523 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,746 {\an8}You always have shrimp cocktail 524 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,606 {\an8}that look like you got it from Costco. 525 00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:45,684 No one ever touches the shrimp cocktail. 526 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,419 Your nanny threw it in the garbage! 527 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,355 - My fish market-- - She thought it was bad! 528 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:52,358 You said I make Lipton soup with sour cream... 529 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,193 That's the fanciest thing. 530 00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:56,362 You said all these mean things to me... 531 00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:58,096 You said I gave you bodega sushi! 532 00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:00,365 I would never go to your house and be like, 533 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,001 "She served me Lays onion dip." 534 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,503 Monodiglyceride onion dip! 535 00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:05,671 Yes, you would! 536 00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:06,706 No, I wouldn't! 537 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:07,807 You? Of all people? 538 00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:11,143 I gave you bodega sushi when you came to check on me 539 00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:13,312 when I was going through something. 540 00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:17,541 It's really frustrating that I'm trying to talk to Daisy 541 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:18,651 about our friendship, 542 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:23,047 and she's just reducing it down to sushi. 543 00:20:23,147 --> 00:20:24,390 It's not about that. 544 00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:27,952 It's about the fact that she just criticizes me 545 00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,562 and it makes me feel bad. 546 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:31,888 I just want a friend. 547 00:20:31,889 --> 00:20:33,898 And you called me a----ing hater! 548 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,193 Because it feels like sometimes you are a hater! 549 00:20:36,293 --> 00:20:37,736 [low ominous boom] 550 00:20:40,397 --> 00:20:42,240 When I first met Daisy, 551 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,302 I told her that it was hard to connect with Sai, 552 00:20:45,402 --> 00:20:47,746 and she said the nicest things about Sai. 553 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,049 But any time one of the women 554 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:53,252 have something negative to say about Daisy, 555 00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:55,713 Sai doesn't really defend her. 556 00:20:55,813 --> 00:20:56,889 At all. 557 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:57,890 Ever. 558 00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:00,009 Wait, you think I'm a hater? 559 00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:04,096 - Here you are, trying to... - I still fed you. 560 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,756 You're gaslighting me to be like-- 561 00:21:05,856 --> 00:21:07,924 - I'm not gaslighting you! - Yes! Yes, you are. 562 00:21:07,925 --> 00:21:09,902 I'm trying to tell you my feelings. And every time 563 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:11,929 I tell you my feelings, I'm gaslighting you. 564 00:21:12,029 --> 00:21:13,405 - You are! - I'm not gaslighting you! 565 00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:15,040 I'm just here trying to protect you-- 566 00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:17,442 I'm telling you when things are funny and when things 567 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,512 are not funny. I'm telling you what I didn't like 568 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,847 versus, you're like, "I'm trying to protect you!" 569 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,615 I don't need protection. 570 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:24,617 Yes, you do. 571 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,086 Yes, you do. 572 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,789 I don't need everyone to be my friend, like you do! 573 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:32,791 So I'm fake? 574 00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:34,960 Sometimes. 575 00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:37,630 You don't say what you really mean. 576 00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:41,125 'Cause I don't wanna hurt people's feelings, you're right. 577 00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:43,459 And you know what? I am direct. 578 00:21:43,460 --> 00:21:45,696 - And that's where we differ. - But I'm not fake. 579 00:21:45,796 --> 00:21:46,963 I'm not fake. 580 00:21:46,964 --> 00:21:49,642 You're right and I take that back, you're not fake, 581 00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,143 But you definitely sometimes 582 00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:53,045 don't have a----ing backbone. 583 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,413 And you won't say exactly how you feel-- 584 00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:57,116 {\an8}I'd rather not have a backbone... 585 00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:58,117 {\an8}But that's trash. 586 00:21:58,617 --> 00:22:01,387 Why is Daisy so defensive when I call her fake? 587 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:05,657 If it's not true, then why is she so upset about it? 588 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,651 It feels like, to me, 589 00:22:07,751 --> 00:22:11,463 she's defensive because there might be truth behind it. 590 00:22:11,597 --> 00:22:14,466 You're not honest about what you truly feel. 591 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:16,627 - You keep it inside. - But I'm not fake-- 592 00:22:16,727 --> 00:22:18,637 You're not honest about what you truly feel. 593 00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:20,172 There's one thing, I am not fake. 594 00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:22,073 Okay. Bye, have a good night. 595 00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,076 Pick a lane, Sai. 596 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,069 Am I a hater 597 00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:27,813 because I'm constantly picking on things? 598 00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:31,349 Or am I fake because I withhold my opinions? 599 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:34,686 Those are two totally different things. 600 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,488 I'm not getting through to this girl, 601 00:22:36,622 --> 00:22:39,108 so I just have to walk away. 602 00:22:40,017 --> 00:22:41,260 She's cranky. 603 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,094 Shut the [bleep] up. 604 00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:44,121 Bitch. 605 00:22:44,355 --> 00:22:46,866 [dramatic music] 606 00:22:58,577 --> 00:23:00,462 [rhythmic music] 607 00:23:04,708 --> 00:23:05,717 Hi. 608 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:06,868 How are you doing today? 609 00:23:06,869 --> 00:23:08,870 Can I drop the clothes here for donation? 610 00:23:08,871 --> 00:23:10,139 Come on, Yoshi! 611 00:23:12,524 --> 00:23:14,293 Hey, girl! 612 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,495 I love you! 613 00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:18,731 Yes! 614 00:23:22,726 --> 00:23:23,636 Hi! 615 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:24,728 How are you? 616 00:23:24,895 --> 00:23:27,055 Erika, I'm here for a nail appointment. 617 00:23:27,056 --> 00:23:29,375 - Yeah, of course. - We love a Dazzle Dry. 618 00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:30,276 Perfect. 619 00:23:30,376 --> 00:23:31,535 - Okay. - Yeah. 620 00:23:32,378 --> 00:23:35,748 ♪ 621 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,171 This is so beautiful. 622 00:23:43,072 --> 00:23:44,123 This is gorgeous. 623 00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:45,916 I'm really getting my steps in today. 624 00:23:46,016 --> 00:23:48,127 What about last night at the comedy? 625 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,729 I know, and who did they say that you look like? 626 00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:52,731 [laughing] Steven Tyler. 627 00:23:52,898 --> 00:23:54,916 [laughing] 628 00:23:54,917 --> 00:23:56,735 Did you guys have the same surgeon? 629 00:23:56,835 --> 00:23:58,603 [laughs] 630 00:23:58,604 --> 00:23:59,855 We had fun. 631 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:01,231 [phone chimes] 632 00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:06,111 - What are you doing? - Erika just texted. 633 00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:07,603 "Last night was outrageous, 634 00:24:07,604 --> 00:24:09,548 "I don't know what was up with you, but..." 635 00:24:09,648 --> 00:24:10,765 [phone alert] 636 00:24:10,766 --> 00:24:11,774 What? 637 00:24:11,775 --> 00:24:13,085 "But you were super rude, 638 00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:15,453 "and just fully saying untrue things. 639 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:17,056 "You know I invited you. 640 00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:18,924 "You might want to look into Prevagen?" 641 00:24:19,024 --> 00:24:21,126 - Prevagen? - What is Prevagen? 642 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,127 Is that--? 643 00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:24,630 It's a brain supplement, it's for memory loss. 644 00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:27,049 I got memory loss? 645 00:24:27,458 --> 00:24:29,292 That's so----ed. 646 00:24:29,293 --> 00:24:30,402 She really believes you-- 647 00:24:30,536 --> 00:24:32,470 Why... I don't understand what's... 648 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:35,632 Is turning into this friend group that I am the rude one, 649 00:24:35,799 --> 00:24:39,178 I am the mean one, just 'cause I am saying what I'm thinking? 650 00:24:39,278 --> 00:24:40,628 I'm sorry! 651 00:24:40,629 --> 00:24:42,481 - Text her back. - Okay. 652 00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:45,484 Thanks for the recommendation. 653 00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:47,319 Calling my doctor now. 654 00:24:47,753 --> 00:24:48,754 Period. 655 00:24:48,887 --> 00:24:50,990 A phone call is not considered a receipt. 656 00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:52,824 I hate the receipt bullsh--. 657 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,492 Did everybody else get invited? 658 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:55,627 It was just Jessel... 659 00:24:55,761 --> 00:24:59,415 From our little group, Jessel, Hailey, and I. 660 00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:01,300 But you were missed. 661 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,335 You would've been really good at karaoke-- 662 00:25:03,469 --> 00:25:05,504 - Thanks, babe. - Let me just tell you, Erika... 663 00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:07,172 The Waco Erika came out. 664 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,165 - She's so funny. - I love the Waco Erika! 665 00:25:09,166 --> 00:25:10,109 Waco Erika is... 666 00:25:10,376 --> 00:25:14,179 She's doing karaoke like she was Britney Spears 2001. 667 00:25:14,313 --> 00:25:15,838 - It was really good. - I love that. 668 00:25:15,839 --> 00:25:17,249 I rarely get to see that. 669 00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:19,585 I see her very, like, reserved. 670 00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:21,520 Maybe she's reserved around us. 671 00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:23,521 Maybe we're too old for her. 672 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,356 Oh, my God. 673 00:25:24,490 --> 00:25:25,691 I'm old enough to be her mother? 674 00:25:25,824 --> 00:25:28,994 Wait, I'm-I'm old enough to be her mother, Carole! 675 00:25:29,161 --> 00:25:30,446 [laughing] 676 00:25:31,121 --> 00:25:34,950 ♪ 677 00:25:37,102 --> 00:25:42,458 [country music] 678 00:25:49,481 --> 00:25:50,873 Hey, hey! 679 00:25:50,874 --> 00:25:52,875 Oh, my God, bestie, where are you going? 680 00:25:52,876 --> 00:25:54,719 I'm going to Nashville. 681 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,370 You going to a rodeo? 682 00:25:56,371 --> 00:25:57,523 Yeah! 683 00:25:58,190 --> 00:26:00,658 What's going on underneath the hat? 684 00:26:00,659 --> 00:26:01,527 With... 685 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,812 Uh, let's see, the burn is still burning. 686 00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:05,697 {\an8}[hissing] 687 00:26:05,831 --> 00:26:06,732 {\an8}[yelps] 688 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:09,034 Why do you still have the-this in it? 689 00:26:09,201 --> 00:26:11,703 [laughing] 690 00:26:11,804 --> 00:26:13,072 What's happening with you? 691 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,706 I'm in a midlife crisis! 692 00:26:14,807 --> 00:26:16,542 - This is crazy! - Wait... 693 00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:19,060 I love Hailey, but she needs me. 694 00:26:19,061 --> 00:26:20,679 I have to take her under my wing. 695 00:26:20,813 --> 00:26:24,883 I mean, she can't even put on mascara, foundation, concealer, 696 00:26:25,050 --> 00:26:26,585 she's burning her forehead... 697 00:26:26,685 --> 00:26:28,887 PS, I hope you feel beautiful today. 698 00:26:28,987 --> 00:26:30,913 This is... You're supposed to take this out! 699 00:26:30,914 --> 00:26:32,757 I thought you were supposed to keep it, 700 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,359 to keep the hat, like, settled. 701 00:26:34,460 --> 00:26:35,593 No. 702 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:36,577 [stammering] 703 00:26:36,578 --> 00:26:38,922 She clearly needs the Sai School. 704 00:26:39,256 --> 00:26:40,766 I'm here to rescue her. 705 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:42,351 [chuckling] 706 00:26:43,402 --> 00:26:44,561 Poor girl. 707 00:26:44,928 --> 00:26:46,104 What are you trying on? 708 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:47,755 'Cause you can't be in heels too long. 709 00:26:47,756 --> 00:26:50,274 You know what? I actually just walked down the stairs. 710 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:51,477 - I did acupuncture. - Yeah. 711 00:26:51,577 --> 00:26:52,945 I'm trying to do it once weekly, 712 00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:54,379 and I'm going to physical therapy. 713 00:26:54,513 --> 00:26:55,714 - Okay. - And for the first time, 714 00:26:55,848 --> 00:26:57,816 {\an8}I actually walked down the stairs, like... 715 00:26:58,016 --> 00:26:59,785 {\an8}Like, okay, I can do this. 716 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:01,804 Oh my gosh. 717 00:27:02,004 --> 00:27:03,454 ♪ 718 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:05,281 He gave us, like, really good champagne. 719 00:27:05,282 --> 00:27:07,259 When I smelled it, I was like, this is good stuff. 720 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,829 I usually don't get this, like, great champagne when I'm like... 721 00:27:10,929 --> 00:27:12,464 You get the sugary crap stuff. 722 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,900 Yeah, but I come in for it 'cause it's free anyway. 723 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,760 So what's up? What's new? 724 00:27:18,036 --> 00:27:19,054 So... 725 00:27:20,038 --> 00:27:22,107 There's something I wanna talk to you about. 726 00:27:22,741 --> 00:27:25,736 And I'm just, like, putting it all out there. 727 00:27:25,969 --> 00:27:27,312 What's going on? 728 00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:30,399 So, I'm very comfortable in my life. 729 00:27:31,416 --> 00:27:33,452 And I'm deeply grateful for Rubin, 730 00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:35,320 but I'm like deeply unsatisfied. 731 00:27:36,313 --> 00:27:38,290 I didn't know you were feeling like this. 732 00:27:38,624 --> 00:27:40,983 It's just something I, like... 733 00:27:40,984 --> 00:27:42,327 have been more of like... 734 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,463 I need to make a change, but I'm scared. 735 00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:47,165 Like, I'm scared of like what's on the other end, 736 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:50,168 because it's like, the grass isn't always greener and like... 737 00:27:50,636 --> 00:27:52,462 Oh, my God, I'm sorry! 738 00:27:53,238 --> 00:27:55,164 I just hit a point after 15 years, 739 00:27:55,165 --> 00:27:56,832 like, am I going to leave or stay? 740 00:27:56,833 --> 00:27:59,511 Like, I love Rubin, I've known him our whole life. 741 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:00,646 But like... 742 00:28:00,812 --> 00:28:02,598 I'm not that happy. 743 00:28:05,150 --> 00:28:07,677 I love Rubin, he's my family. 744 00:28:07,678 --> 00:28:12,157 And he's been the most reliable family member I've ever had. 745 00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:17,529 But I've never gotten to just see what I want. 746 00:28:17,663 --> 00:28:18,989 I have never dated. 747 00:28:20,465 --> 00:28:22,366 Love is a complicated thing. 748 00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:25,369 And the best piece of advice I've ever received in my life 749 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:28,207 was from this drug dealer I knew who said, 750 00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:31,777 "Yo, Hailey. Romance don't pay the bills, finance does." 751 00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:33,878 And it just always stuck with me. 752 00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:34,913 Aw, there... 753 00:28:35,013 --> 00:28:36,548 There she is again. 754 00:28:37,950 --> 00:28:40,485 I don't know if I'm leaving Rubin or staying, 755 00:28:40,586 --> 00:28:42,053 like I just don't know. 756 00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:44,705 I hit a point where I could keep doing this, keep doing this. 757 00:28:44,706 --> 00:28:46,558 But I take care of him in more of like a... 758 00:28:46,658 --> 00:28:47,826 Like a mother/son situation, 759 00:28:47,926 --> 00:28:51,146 like, I need more of a partner that like helps me. 760 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:55,901 The only difference in 15 years is that I've gotten older, 761 00:28:56,034 --> 00:28:58,820 and like, I've changed and he stayed the same. 762 00:29:00,205 --> 00:29:03,075 But like, I wanna be good with him and I value, 763 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:04,343 like, our friendship. 764 00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:06,912 'Cause when I was really low, going through dark stuff 765 00:29:07,012 --> 00:29:09,414 back then, he's a lot, but he was always, like, 766 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:10,915 innocently there for me. 767 00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:12,250 - And I feel like... - Yeah. 768 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,852 - Like, I love him. - Yeah. 769 00:29:13,986 --> 00:29:16,388 But like, it's not the right partner for me. 770 00:29:16,555 --> 00:29:17,556 Long term. 771 00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:19,415 I... I understand. 772 00:29:19,416 --> 00:29:22,394 Look, we're... I think we're at, just at a place in life where 773 00:29:22,527 --> 00:29:24,363 things are changing rapidly. 774 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:27,232 And if you don't grow together, you grow apart. 775 00:29:27,366 --> 00:29:29,401 I don't ever wanna have a fight with Rubin. 776 00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:31,937 Like, we don't have children and that changes the like... 777 00:29:32,037 --> 00:29:34,539 I don't want it to be nasty, I'm not asking for money-- 778 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:35,407 I know, but... 779 00:29:35,507 --> 00:29:37,075 - I know. - When you... 780 00:29:37,209 --> 00:29:41,771 People change drastically, their attitudes, everything 781 00:29:41,772 --> 00:29:42,914 when it comes to divorce. 782 00:29:43,048 --> 00:29:44,016 I know. 783 00:29:44,549 --> 00:29:46,117 David and I are getting a divorce. 784 00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:49,780 I would never in a million years think that he would treat me 785 00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:52,424 any differently than how he has treated me over the years, 786 00:29:52,557 --> 00:29:54,960 and I'm seeing a completely different person. 787 00:29:56,361 --> 00:29:59,064 I don't want you to go in, like, blindsided. 788 00:29:59,398 --> 00:30:00,623 I'm just so tired from life, 789 00:30:00,624 --> 00:30:02,292 I don't want a battle, I don't have kids. 790 00:30:02,459 --> 00:30:03,385 It's not like... 791 00:30:05,270 --> 00:30:06,805 So you don't want anything... 792 00:30:06,905 --> 00:30:08,440 You don't want alimony or anything? 793 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:09,599 I wanna be happy. 794 00:30:11,134 --> 00:30:14,613 It's hard to have the courage to completely torch your life 795 00:30:14,746 --> 00:30:18,483 at, like, 40 and start all over again, but... 796 00:30:18,617 --> 00:30:19,985 Sometimes it's just worth it. 797 00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:22,454 Because I don't wanna turn around at 60 and say, 798 00:30:22,554 --> 00:30:25,123 coulda, woulda, shoulda, and now I am at 60. 799 00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:29,294 If you do decide to do this, what will be next for you? 800 00:30:29,428 --> 00:30:30,595 If I do leave him, 801 00:30:30,696 --> 00:30:32,963 I wanna see what's out there, and I wanna date... 802 00:30:32,964 --> 00:30:34,299 date around and see. 803 00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:35,267 Yeah. 804 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:37,736 I don't even know what it's like to date, like... 805 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:41,773 I went from, like, that whole situation with Jon to Rubin. 806 00:30:41,873 --> 00:30:43,258 I've never been single. 807 00:30:43,825 --> 00:30:44,576 Okay. 808 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:46,011 Can I be your wingwoman? 809 00:30:46,978 --> 00:30:48,472 Yes, can I be yours? 810 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:49,848 Down the line. 811 00:30:49,948 --> 00:30:51,316 Who said I need a wingwoman, honey? 812 00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:53,352 I don't think it's going to be rusty for me. 813 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:55,487 No... Are you calling me rusty? 814 00:30:55,620 --> 00:30:56,822 - I am rusty. - I'm just saying... 815 00:30:56,988 --> 00:30:58,990 We have both been married for a very long time or, 816 00:30:59,157 --> 00:31:00,992 I've been a relationship for 17 years! 817 00:31:01,093 --> 00:31:03,153 You know I've never sucked dick, by the way? 818 00:31:03,687 --> 00:31:05,796 - What? - You gotta teach me. 819 00:31:05,797 --> 00:31:07,499 Who told you I know what I'm doing? 820 00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:09,401 [laughing] 821 00:31:09,501 --> 00:31:10,693 Excuse me? 822 00:31:10,694 --> 00:31:11,528 We have to... 823 00:31:11,661 --> 00:31:12,537 I'm a lady! 824 00:31:13,271 --> 00:31:14,206 No, I'm a slut. 825 00:31:14,339 --> 00:31:15,172 [laughing] 826 00:31:15,173 --> 00:31:16,374 I'm a hoe. 827 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:18,343 {\an8}Coming up... 828 00:31:18,443 --> 00:31:20,177 You literally walk around the house 829 00:31:20,178 --> 00:31:21,546 like you resent me. 830 00:31:23,198 --> 00:31:24,132 [scoffs] 831 00:31:33,091 --> 00:31:35,519 [rhythmic music] 832 00:31:39,831 --> 00:31:41,365 {\an8}Jackie! 833 00:31:41,366 --> 00:31:42,626 {\an8}[laughing] 834 00:31:42,726 --> 00:31:43,668 {\an8}Get over here. 835 00:31:43,835 --> 00:31:45,395 {\an8}You need him closer to this side. 836 00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:47,739 {\an8}I love you. 837 00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:54,312 [clattering] 838 00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:55,747 This is the new thing. 839 00:31:55,881 --> 00:31:57,516 Drop everything on the floor. 840 00:31:57,649 --> 00:31:59,142 [Jack coughing] 841 00:31:59,242 --> 00:32:00,018 You want agua? 842 00:32:00,152 --> 00:32:01,953 [phone ringing] Oh, here we go. 843 00:32:02,053 --> 00:32:04,422 {\an8}Hi, Levi. I'm in a restaurant. 844 00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:05,524 {\an8}I wanna come, too. 845 00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:06,925 {\an8}I wanna eat there, too. 846 00:32:07,025 --> 00:32:09,528 You'll eat at home, we're gonna have dinner together. 847 00:32:09,628 --> 00:32:10,796 - No. - Boundaries. 848 00:32:10,896 --> 00:32:12,330 Am I supposed hang up on him? 849 00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:13,899 - I'll show ya, I'll show ya. - Okay, 850 00:32:14,032 --> 00:32:15,467 I'm giving the phone to Dad. 851 00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:19,304 Hey. Mom and I are having alone time with Jack, 852 00:32:19,404 --> 00:32:20,238 I'll call you after. 853 00:32:20,372 --> 00:32:21,356 Love you. 854 00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:23,266 That's how it's done. 855 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,476 I feel bad. 856 00:32:24,576 --> 00:32:26,277 No. Don't feel bad. 857 00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:28,213 It's not like we're neglecting our kids. 858 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:30,481 No, he calls me all day, every day. He calls me 859 00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:32,742 - on his way to school-- - Which, by the way, is so-- 860 00:32:32,843 --> 00:32:35,053 - It's cute! And I like it. - It's so cute. However... 861 00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:37,989 You have a lot of things going on. 862 00:32:38,089 --> 00:32:40,925 If it wasn't enough that we had the four kids, 863 00:32:40,926 --> 00:32:43,628 multiple businesses that we each run, 864 00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:45,463 the fundraising with Mezcalum. 865 00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,299 Which is really stressful, by the way. 866 00:32:47,649 --> 00:32:49,768 ♪ 867 00:32:49,868 --> 00:32:50,902 I need a break! 868 00:32:51,002 --> 00:32:53,038 I need to relax, I need to breathe, like... 869 00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:54,172 I think we're both... 870 00:32:54,272 --> 00:32:55,272 I'm very stressed-- 871 00:32:55,273 --> 00:32:57,642 Hitting the, uh, stress barrier. 872 00:32:57,742 --> 00:32:59,603 And then the sh-- with the Hamptons? 873 00:32:59,703 --> 00:33:02,046 Like, what...? [chuckles] 874 00:33:02,047 --> 00:33:04,941 Between that and Mezcalum not having funding, like... 875 00:33:05,041 --> 00:33:06,735 It's been costing us money. 876 00:33:08,645 --> 00:33:11,056 Even though our sales are doing so well, 877 00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:12,707 it's a cash-intensive business. 878 00:33:12,807 --> 00:33:15,093 We need the money to pay payroll, 879 00:33:15,227 --> 00:33:17,461 to cover our expenses, to market. 880 00:33:17,462 --> 00:33:20,232 We need that cash to continue to grow. 881 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:21,933 {\an8}I just want to be really clear, 882 00:33:22,067 --> 00:33:23,827 {\an8}there's no room for failure at this point. 883 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,738 So, we need to keep working really hard to get investors, 884 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,139 and we need those POs. 885 00:33:28,273 --> 00:33:31,209 The fact is, now we just need to leverage our success 886 00:33:31,309 --> 00:33:33,111 and raise some----ing money. 887 00:33:33,211 --> 00:33:35,914 Yes, but we need to make sure that we get the money in because 888 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:37,249 we can't miss a payroll, right? 889 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:40,018 - Yeah. - We have to figure this out. 890 00:33:41,119 --> 00:33:43,388 We've gotta front more money to the company. 891 00:33:43,989 --> 00:33:45,248 We can't front any more money, 892 00:33:45,348 --> 00:33:46,958 because now we have a house to rebuild. 893 00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:49,585 That's why this whole thing is so frustrating-- 894 00:33:49,586 --> 00:33:50,295 I know. 895 00:33:50,428 --> 00:33:51,630 And every----ing morning, 896 00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:54,190 I'm like, how are we going to make payroll this week? 897 00:33:54,324 --> 00:33:55,667 We need money to pay-- 898 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,802 We can't lose our employees, we won't operate. 899 00:33:57,936 --> 00:34:00,404 - That's the one thing-- - It's the most important thing. 900 00:34:00,405 --> 00:34:02,574 I've always made sure that our employees get paid. 901 00:34:02,674 --> 00:34:04,668 Yeah. But we can't do that right now. 902 00:34:04,768 --> 00:34:05,644 We have the house. 903 00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:07,812 But-but what other option is there? 904 00:34:07,913 --> 00:34:08,947 I don't know. 905 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,774 If we lose... lose our head of sales... 906 00:34:10,874 --> 00:34:11,882 We can't, no. 907 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:13,718 - That's our business. - Yeah, I know. 908 00:34:13,818 --> 00:34:15,111 I mean, that's our business. 909 00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:17,888 I've never been more bullish on what we're doing. 910 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:20,275 - That's what keeps me going. - I know. 911 00:34:20,375 --> 00:34:22,293 And I refuse to allow this to fail because 912 00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:24,946 - we couldn't raise money. - We just gotta get money. 913 00:34:25,046 --> 00:34:26,164 [Jack babbling] 914 00:34:26,298 --> 00:34:27,399 - I know. - Wanna go home? 915 00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:29,834 I'm just going to take you on my meeting pitches. 916 00:34:29,935 --> 00:34:31,035 Yay! 917 00:34:31,036 --> 00:34:33,630 I'm just going to bring him on the screen, like, 918 00:34:33,730 --> 00:34:35,105 help me feed my children. 919 00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:36,241 Yay! 920 00:34:37,108 --> 00:34:40,328 [bright music] 921 00:34:42,906 --> 00:34:45,667 [cars honking] 922 00:34:46,635 --> 00:34:48,553 ♪ 923 00:34:48,687 --> 00:34:49,821 Cheers. 924 00:34:50,488 --> 00:34:53,083 You don't wanna wait for my tea to cheers? 925 00:34:53,650 --> 00:34:54,893 I'll cheers you with water. 926 00:34:54,993 --> 00:34:57,062 No, that's bad luck to cheers with water. 927 00:34:57,195 --> 00:34:59,222 Isn't it bad luck to cheers with non-alcohol? 928 00:34:59,322 --> 00:35:01,333 Oh, my God. What have you been doing all day? 929 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:04,401 {\an8}Sending tons of emails. How about you? 930 00:35:04,402 --> 00:35:05,870 [laughing] 931 00:35:05,971 --> 00:35:06,737 Hmm. 932 00:35:06,738 --> 00:35:08,039 I mean, you see me, what I do. 933 00:35:08,206 --> 00:35:11,376 I'm talking to India, like, from friggin' 8 AM 934 00:35:11,509 --> 00:35:13,178 all the way through, like, 12 PM. 935 00:35:13,278 --> 00:35:15,446 And then I finally got to take a shower. 936 00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:17,407 Maybe you should take it a little earlier. 937 00:35:17,507 --> 00:35:19,084 - Sorry? - What? 938 00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:21,202 - Take a shower earlier? - Yeah! 939 00:35:22,587 --> 00:35:23,622 Thank you. 940 00:35:24,022 --> 00:35:27,325 I would love if you just, like, took a little bit of interest. 941 00:35:27,592 --> 00:35:28,893 But unfortunately... 942 00:35:28,994 --> 00:35:30,996 you don't really ask very many questions. 943 00:35:31,596 --> 00:35:34,799 I hear all your conversations. 944 00:35:36,292 --> 00:35:39,237 Overhearing something is not the same as asking me 945 00:35:39,404 --> 00:35:41,639 what the context behind the conversation is. 946 00:35:42,524 --> 00:35:44,375 I overhear all your conversations too, 947 00:35:44,376 --> 00:35:46,311 but then I still ask you questions about it. 948 00:35:46,745 --> 00:35:48,480 Time for a palate cleanser. 949 00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:52,751 See? Needed. 950 00:35:52,884 --> 00:35:54,152 [scoffs] 951 00:35:56,588 --> 00:36:00,091 I feel like you don't acknowledge. 952 00:36:00,225 --> 00:36:01,451 Acknowledge what? 953 00:36:01,551 --> 00:36:02,427 Anything! 954 00:36:02,527 --> 00:36:03,561 Yeah, I know, I'm very... 955 00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:05,162 The thing is, it's just one of those, 956 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,799 when you're so busy all day long, and you have the kids... 957 00:36:07,932 --> 00:36:09,793 But... I have the kids too! 958 00:36:11,636 --> 00:36:13,738 - You know Devyn... - I know Devyn. 959 00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:15,273 ...is a relationship counselor? 960 00:36:15,373 --> 00:36:17,375 She's brilliant. 961 00:36:17,475 --> 00:36:21,838 And she told me to do this one thing 962 00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:24,916 that I think is actually pretty effective. 963 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:25,850 What's that? 964 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:29,788 It's to list out everything that upsets me 965 00:36:29,888 --> 00:36:31,456 or upsets you about me. 966 00:36:31,589 --> 00:36:32,741 And vice versa. 967 00:36:32,841 --> 00:36:34,091 Okay. 968 00:36:34,092 --> 00:36:35,243 Like right now? 969 00:36:35,343 --> 00:36:36,361 Yeah. 970 00:36:37,228 --> 00:36:38,363 Can I eat while I type? 971 00:36:39,180 --> 00:36:41,098 If that's a skill you have, sure. 972 00:36:41,099 --> 00:36:42,534 Yeah. 973 00:36:44,402 --> 00:36:46,670 [tense music] 974 00:36:46,671 --> 00:36:50,375 I am someone that is very big on communication. 975 00:36:50,475 --> 00:36:54,511 But it doesn't feel natural to like, have discussions, 976 00:36:54,512 --> 00:36:58,550 like, that hold gravity sometimes with Pavit. 977 00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:03,555 So... I sort of almost, like, do what he's doing, 978 00:37:03,688 --> 00:37:05,890 and I'm just like, lalala, everything's great. 979 00:37:07,525 --> 00:37:11,862 It's so easy to continue like everything's fine, 980 00:37:11,863 --> 00:37:13,622 but like, it's not, you know? 981 00:37:13,623 --> 00:37:15,066 It's really tough. 982 00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:22,073 Deep down, like, I'm so sad. 983 00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:23,741 You go first. 984 00:37:34,244 --> 00:37:36,078 [rhythmic music] 985 00:37:36,079 --> 00:37:37,247 You go first. 986 00:37:37,514 --> 00:37:40,425 You cannot load a dishwasher if your life depended on it. 987 00:37:41,417 --> 00:37:43,419 That is something that is important to you? 988 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:44,679 It's very important. 989 00:37:45,363 --> 00:37:46,197 It wastes my time, 990 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:48,833 'cause whenever you try loading the dishwasher, 991 00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:50,059 I have to redo it again. 992 00:37:51,361 --> 00:37:53,229 Half my time is redoing dishwashers. 993 00:37:54,430 --> 00:37:55,598 Plates go in one section. 994 00:37:55,865 --> 00:37:57,232 I put the plates in one section! 995 00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:58,242 Bowls go in one section. 996 00:37:58,243 --> 00:37:59,743 I put the bowls in the bowl section. 997 00:37:59,744 --> 00:38:02,046 - Glasses go in a section. - I always put the glasses... 998 00:38:02,180 --> 00:38:04,340 ...in a certain order. Can't just throw 'em in there. 999 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,051 Gotta be positioned correctly so the water hits at all angles. 1000 00:38:07,185 --> 00:38:09,779 I think this goes back to you having more spare time 1001 00:38:09,879 --> 00:38:10,688 than I do. 1002 00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:12,773 [sighs] What else? 1003 00:38:12,774 --> 00:38:14,283 When you go on organizing sprees, 1004 00:38:14,284 --> 00:38:16,786 you just throw things in hidden piles in my office 1005 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,111 and then ask me two days later, 1006 00:38:18,112 --> 00:38:19,889 where that thing is you threw in the pile? 1007 00:38:20,023 --> 00:38:21,791 Pavit, don't be such a----ing idiot. 1008 00:38:21,891 --> 00:38:23,259 You snore at night. 1009 00:38:24,727 --> 00:38:25,762 You scream too much. 1010 00:38:27,063 --> 00:38:31,800 Your-your octave level goes from zero to scream. 1011 00:38:31,801 --> 00:38:32,911 There's no middle ground. 1012 00:38:33,211 --> 00:38:35,137 - Okay, seriously. - Why you gotta scream? 1013 00:38:35,138 --> 00:38:36,648 That's not screaming, I think-- 1014 00:38:36,748 --> 00:38:38,131 You're screaming right now. 1015 00:38:38,132 --> 00:38:40,117 - That is not screaming. - That is screaming. 1016 00:38:40,118 --> 00:38:42,778 This is me talking my normal talking! 1017 00:38:42,779 --> 00:38:45,315 No, that's called screaming. Just talk normally. 1018 00:38:45,415 --> 00:38:46,758 It's not just me, it's everyone. 1019 00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:48,818 Even your mother, you scream at her, too. 1020 00:38:48,918 --> 00:38:51,054 You keep saying screaming like that, I don't... 1021 00:38:51,154 --> 00:38:52,488 Let's go to the next one. 1022 00:38:52,589 --> 00:38:54,265 We've overdone this thing 1,000 times. 1023 00:38:54,399 --> 00:38:56,792 I don't----ing do that. I don't scream all the time-- 1024 00:38:56,793 --> 00:38:58,670 Okay, so let's go to the next one then. 1025 00:38:59,537 --> 00:39:00,755 Let's go to the next one. 1026 00:39:01,873 --> 00:39:02,840 Fine. Tell me. 1027 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:04,833 Oh, I don't have anything else. 1028 00:39:04,834 --> 00:39:06,135 - That's it? - Yeah. 1029 00:39:07,879 --> 00:39:09,614 Those are very surface. 1030 00:39:09,747 --> 00:39:10,573 Mmkay. 1031 00:39:10,807 --> 00:39:12,750 I don't think you're aggressive enough. 1032 00:39:12,917 --> 00:39:13,985 Mmkay. 1033 00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:16,354 You don't look after your health. 1034 00:39:16,454 --> 00:39:17,722 My health is fine. 1035 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:19,949 You don't ask me anything work related. 1036 00:39:20,083 --> 00:39:22,660 - Okay. - My income is our income. 1037 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,063 The success of my income is the success of our income. 1038 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:28,032 Like, you literally don't ask me anything about it. 1039 00:39:28,524 --> 00:39:29,492 It's a problem. 1040 00:39:29,626 --> 00:39:31,660 I-I-I get what you're saying. 1041 00:39:31,661 --> 00:39:34,739 I... My communication could use some work there. 1042 00:39:34,872 --> 00:39:36,140 I 100% agree with you. 1043 00:39:36,241 --> 00:39:38,142 - You've gotta ask questions. - Alright. 1044 00:39:38,243 --> 00:39:39,410 Communication. 1045 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:42,839 Pavit, your communication is atrocious. 1046 00:39:42,972 --> 00:39:44,716 Really, really bad. 1047 00:39:45,850 --> 00:39:48,469 I need constant communication. 1048 00:39:50,546 --> 00:39:52,548 You literally walk around the house like, 1049 00:39:52,649 --> 00:39:53,758 like you resent me. 1050 00:39:54,259 --> 00:39:57,562 It's like, oh sh--, this----ing bitch is here again. 1051 00:39:59,931 --> 00:40:02,224 You can't just be a mute all day. Like... 1052 00:40:02,225 --> 00:40:04,526 - I'm not on mute all day. - You are to me! 1053 00:40:04,527 --> 00:40:05,870 When you... 1054 00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:08,823 get angry, and I respond with... 1055 00:40:09,565 --> 00:40:12,043 no anger, I know it pisses you off. 1056 00:40:12,143 --> 00:40:13,503 Oh, I know you----ing know that. 1057 00:40:13,636 --> 00:40:16,213 Okay. Communication. Next. Next on the list. 1058 00:40:16,214 --> 00:40:18,750 - We can't just glaze over that. - Okay, I got it. 1059 00:40:18,850 --> 00:40:21,711 Well, how much more do you wanna talk about communication? 1060 00:40:26,407 --> 00:40:28,217 I take everything very seriously. 1061 00:40:32,021 --> 00:40:33,431 I'm never sarcastic. 1062 00:40:42,423 --> 00:40:43,733 My credit card? 1063 00:40:46,336 --> 00:40:47,737 [laughing] I don't know. 1064 00:40:47,870 --> 00:40:49,405 [laughing] 1065 00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:52,542 There's something that doesn't allow you 1066 00:40:52,675 --> 00:40:54,210 to connect to your emotions. 1067 00:40:54,944 --> 00:40:57,372 I'm feeling very passionate about this right now. 1068 00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:03,628 You're a wonderful father, but when it comes to me, 1069 00:41:03,728 --> 00:41:06,197 for some reason, you just shut down. 1070 00:41:06,331 --> 00:41:08,124 And it's not because I'm screaming a lot. 1071 00:41:08,257 --> 00:41:09,692 It's because of something else. 1072 00:41:09,792 --> 00:41:12,228 I think it's just you don't know how to communicate. 1073 00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:15,264 Your communication's also the exact same problem. 1074 00:41:15,932 --> 00:41:18,767 Marriages have ups and downs. Whether it's communication, 1075 00:41:18,768 --> 00:41:21,479 whether it's this, whether it's that, whether it's someone 1076 00:41:21,579 --> 00:41:22,897 telling you that you're gay. 1077 00:41:23,131 --> 00:41:26,108 It's all about trying to balance all these things in a marriage. 1078 00:41:26,109 --> 00:41:27,051 I'm not too concerned. 1079 00:41:27,285 --> 00:41:29,444 Our relationship is built on a solid foundation 1080 00:41:29,445 --> 00:41:31,047 where I know everything in the future 1081 00:41:31,147 --> 00:41:32,256 is going to be just fine. 1082 00:41:32,657 --> 00:41:35,284 Yeah, we're running out of steam here. 1083 00:41:36,619 --> 00:41:38,979 It's one thing to be stuck in your ways. 1084 00:41:38,980 --> 00:41:41,557 {\an8}But it's another thing to just... 1085 00:41:41,657 --> 00:41:45,802 {\an8}literally ignore and just carry on 1086 00:41:45,803 --> 00:41:48,965 {\an8}as if nothing is really wrong. 1087 00:41:49,065 --> 00:41:52,335 {\an8}Right now, I don't see a way forward 1088 00:41:52,435 --> 00:41:56,431 {\an8}unless he's cooperating, and he's not. 1089 00:41:56,981 --> 00:41:58,483 {\an8}I need to see, like, 1090 00:41:58,583 --> 00:42:00,500 {\an8}a little bit of improvement here. 1091 00:42:00,501 --> 00:42:01,619 {\an8}So do I. 1092 00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:06,941 {\an8}Am I in a relationship that is serving me? 1093 00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:09,444 {\an8}Like, what are we doing here? 1094 00:42:11,345 --> 00:42:12,354 {\an8}Okay. 1095 00:42:12,355 --> 00:42:16,034 {\an8}[dramatic music] 1096 00:42:17,193 --> 00:42:20,196 {\an8}Next time on The Real Housewives of New York City. 1097 00:42:20,329 --> 00:42:21,330 Are you and Carole good? 1098 00:42:21,431 --> 00:42:23,031 Have you seen her latest Substack? 1099 00:42:23,032 --> 00:42:25,143 Well, here's the picture she posted of you. 1100 00:42:25,276 --> 00:42:27,078 Oh, God! 1101 00:42:27,211 --> 00:42:28,646 Whose birthday is it? 1102 00:42:28,746 --> 00:42:29,814 Yours, bitch! 1103 00:42:29,914 --> 00:42:30,815 {\an8}I like Devyn. 1104 00:42:30,915 --> 00:42:32,375 {\an8}I just met her tonight. 1105 00:42:32,475 --> 00:42:33,443 {\an8}She's a matchmaker. 1106 00:42:33,976 --> 00:42:35,378 {\an8}Honestly, I don't even want one. 1107 00:42:35,478 --> 00:42:37,388 I'm the only----ing real person 1108 00:42:37,488 --> 00:42:39,724 that's going to say the----ing truth to you! 1109 00:42:40,041 --> 00:42:40,817 Okay. 1110 00:42:40,950 --> 00:42:42,018 [bleep] everybody! 1111 00:42:42,952 --> 00:42:43,895 [bleep]