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♪ My name is Cleveland Brown
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♪ And I am proud to be
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♪ Right back
In my hometown ♪
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♪ With my new family
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♪ There's old friends
And new friends ♪
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♪ And even a bear
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♪ Through good times
And bad times ♪
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♪ It's true love we share ♪
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♪ And so I found a place
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♪ Where everyone will know
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♪ My happy mustache face
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♪ This is The Cleveland Show ♪
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[LAUGHS]
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[♪]
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Love the pool,
Cleveland.
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Yeah,
who says pools need to--?
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Need to be in the ground
or look nice?
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I went into the Tar-zhay
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to get some medicated
arch supports
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and I walked out
with this sweet-ass pool.
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You walked out
with this whole pool?
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Fit in my trunk.
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Water not included.
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[PANTING]
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Nine rings. New record.
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Opened my eyes too.
No goggles. No regrets.
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You getting in, Junior?
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No. I don't like
to take my shirt off
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in front of people
on account of my Frisbee nips.
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Mine has grown together so they
look like the MasterCard logo.
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Heh-heh.
Priceless.
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[BOTH SIGH]
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[♪]
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[YELLS]
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Roberta, I don't mean
to embarrass you
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or sound old-fashioned
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but ye maidenhood showeth.
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My what?
Your...
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You know what? It doesn't
matter. You're doomed.
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Ow! Bitch!
My bad.
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From where I was standing,
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it looked like I was
throwing to a man.
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Rallo,
what did I tell you
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about getting too close
to this pool?
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Calm down, Donna. The boy's
just trying to have some fun.
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Don't tell me
to calm down.
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I told you I think this pool
is dangerous.
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It's like now we've got
two loaded guns in the house.
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Hey,
is that Djimon Hounsou?
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Where?
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[SCREAMS]
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Ha, ha. Now you gotta change
your clothes.
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And get your hair done.
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And get a new cell phone.
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[JUNIOR SNORING]
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Junior's been snoring every
night this week, Cleveland.
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Why don't you just go in there
and wake him up?
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I would, but he started
locking his door at night
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because he's scared
of the rock band KISS.
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He saw them on American Idol
and thinks they're real.
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Cleveland, he is 14 years old.
I know.
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Well, I read
in Reactionary Parent Magazine
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that sometimes snoring
is a symptom
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of serious health problems.
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Snoring is?
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RALLO:
Stop making so much noise,
you fat loser.
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He can't help it, Rallo.
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RALLO:
I wasn't talking to him.
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Oh, I'm sorry, good night.
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I make so much noise sometimes.
Stupid.
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[♪]
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Here, put these Band-Aids
in your pocket.
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But, Daddy, that's stealing.
They're free. Hurry.
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Junior, your tests are back
and it appears you have
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one of the most overdiagnosed
childhood disorders in America,
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sleep apnea.
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But you really have it.
Probably.
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I think a light diet and losing
a few pounds should solve this.
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And what I imagine are countless
other problems in your life.
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Doctor, Junior's been
on a "light diet" for years.
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Yeah, what else you got?
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Well, there is something
called a CPAP machine.
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Here you go.
Cool. Heh-heh.
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I'm Jacques Cousteau. Ow.
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Hey, those aren't
your Band-Aids.
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Ah! Junior. Stealing?
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[♪]
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Good morning, family.
Oh, sweet Lord.
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How'd you sleep, Junior?
Better than ever.
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I'm alert,
I have tons of energy,
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and my poo came out
with no tears.
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I feel so good, I'm gonna wear
this mask to school today.
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Junior, I don't want you
to embarrass yourself
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by wearing that to school.
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But if you're going to,
at least take off your underwear
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so no one can pull it
over your head.
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Okay.
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One problem at a time,
Donna.
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[♪]
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[PANTING]
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["POPEYE" THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[ALL LAUGH]
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Look, everybody,
it's Robohog.
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Hey,
it's Optimus Prime Rib.
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[ALL LAUGH]
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Get it? Because in that mask,
you look like a fat robot.
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[ALL LAUGH]
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No, I got it.
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But I need my mask
to breathe properly.
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Breathe properly?
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What are you,
gay for oxygen?
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Derek,
we all need oxygen.
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Yeah, man.
Stick to the fat jokes.
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Fine.
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What's up, fatty?
[ALL LAUGH]
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He's back.
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Why so blue, Junior?
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I got made fun of
because of my fat problem.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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[WHIMPERING]
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You want a piece of pizza?
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Oh, sure. Thank you.
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You know,
it seems like us heavy-sets
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are the only group you're
allowed to make fun of anymore.
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Well, us and even
the smartest of the Polish.
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There should be a hate crime law
for people like us.
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Or a weight crime law.
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That's it.
If we got a law passed
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to protect us from ridicule
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all our problems
would be solved.
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Then it's settled.
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We're doing it.
Thanks, Miss Kendra.
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Now, give me a hug.
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[GROANING]
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Cleveland, we are completely
out of graham crackers.
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Will you keep an eye on Rallo
while I run to the store?
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Make sure he stays
out of the pool.
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Cleveland.
Cleveland, do you hear me?
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Yes, Donna.
Lou Ferrigno could hear you.
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[♪]
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He drops back. Oh, he sees
an opening and he takes-- Oh!
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Help, I can't swim!
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Somebody help me!
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[♪]
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CLEVELAND:
Oh, my God, no!
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They're doing another season
of The Bachelor?
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Mm. This world.
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[♪]
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Wait a minute, I don't remember
buying a coaster
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shaped like a dead kid!
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Rallo, my angel.
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Oh, can you hear me?
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Oh, God, if you die,
I am never getting laid again.
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[GRUNTS]
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Ugh. I should have done this
before the plunger.
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I gotta bury the body.
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[COUGHING]
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Even better.
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Rallo, are you okay?
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You saved my life, old man.
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From now on, you need anything,
you come to me.
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Oh, I don't need anything
from you.
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Other than to never mention this
to your mother.
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Why not? You're a hero.
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Yes, but, Rallo,
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if your mother finds out you
were running around this pool,
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ooh-hoo, boy,
will she be mad at you.
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She might even ban you
from the pool completely.
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A hero and a genius.
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I won't say a word.
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But I will never forget this,
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like E.T. never forgot Elliott.
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[RINGS]
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Hello?
E.T.: E.T. phone Elliott?
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Oh, hey.
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What's up?
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Nothing since we talked
yesterday.
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Do you still have that bike?
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Again, no, E.T.
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I don't still have the bike
I had when I was 10.
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What about the blanket?
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Nope, no blanket either.
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Listen, I gotta go, E.T.
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Elliott!
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What?
Hi.
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[ALL CHATTERING]
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My name is Cleveland Brown Jr.,
and I'm here to recruit you.
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For too long,
this world has marginalized
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and ridiculed fat people,
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assuming that just because
our feet are often numb
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that we don't have feelings.
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But they're wrong!
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My name is Kendra Krinklesac.
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And our ballot measure
guarantees equality
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for all obese heterosexuals.
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[SOBBING]
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Hey, it'll be okay.
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We'll vote for this one
and then in time...
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In time.
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Glad I lived to do this for you,
old man.
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Because I saved you.
I saved you. Mm-hm.
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Yes, I did. Yes, I did.
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Cleveland, how many times
do I have to tell you
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not to leave your baseball cards
spread out all over our bed?
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I was seeing which guys I had
and which guys I need.
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Cleveland, how many times do--?
Hold up.
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You need to treat this man
with the respect he deserves.
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Uh, uh...
Excuse me?
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No, Cleveland,
she needs to hear.
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This man's a hero. He saved--
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Money on car insurance
with GEICO. Ha-ha-ha. Get it?
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What the hell
are you talking about?
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Hey, I almost forgot, Djimon
Hounsou's in the front yard.
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Really?
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[SIGHS]
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You were supposed to be
watching me the other day
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when I fell in the pool,
weren't you?
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Yes, I was. Yes, I was.
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And I almost drowned?
Mm-hm.
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You realize I own you now,
right?
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That you do, yes.
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Empty your pockets
so I can take what I want.
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Dang.
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Well, well, well,
what have we here?
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That's my grandfather's
pocket watch.
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I think you mean
my pocket watch.
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There is no way
on God's Earth
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I am letting you
have that watch.
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Aah! Cleveland wasn't
watching me and I almost drowned
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in his white-trash-above-ground
pool.
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Here, take the watch,
you little hombitch.
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All right.
I love this watch.
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It's classy.
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[IN ENGLISH ACCENT]
What time is it, you say?
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A quarter past the hour.
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[♪]
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So, Cleveland and Lester,
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how does it feel
to have your son and wife
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be the laughingstock
of our town?
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Shut up, Eraserhead.
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Laughingstock?
What are you talking about?
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According to the news,
Junior and Kendra
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are the king and queen
of the fatties.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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I boned a fat chick once
as a goof.
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Had to date her for eight months
before she let me. Fell in love.
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Asked her to marry me.
She said no.
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Said she boned a short guy
as a goof.
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Pfft.
Chicks aren't funny.
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Uh, drink up,
fellas.
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You don't wanna be sober
when you walk into that booth
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and see
your names associated
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with the grossest thing
on Earth.
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Fat people.
Prolapsed rectums.
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Hey! Prolapsed rectums
are not funny!
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[♪]
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Shh, shh. It's coming.
It's results time.
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I wish I could cross my fingers.
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ANNOUNCER:
Here now with the news,
Dwayne Meighan.
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Good evening.
I'm Dwayne Meighan.
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Today was the day
when they had an election.
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Everybody went
and said what they had
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about a measure
called the Brown-Krinklesac
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for the fat people
or the fat individual.
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They had people that you were
signed your name on a sheet
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and then you could say
yes or no and that was for you
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but everybody got to say
yes or no.
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At this juncture, several
people on a voluntary basis
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had counted
what they had called a ballot
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that was what they had said
yes or no.
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They had made one pile for yes
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and another pile
for those who said no.
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Both piles where then counted,
double-checked
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as the result
of which was made official.
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Word had been the measure
had actually been defeated.
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[BOTH SIGH]
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I'm sorry, Junior.
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They had a camera out
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at what they had called
a polling place earlier
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with my friend Larvell.
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Larvell?
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Um, I'm actually
at the polling place
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and, um,
there were so many had--
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Some guys--
Hey, wait, here are some guys--
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Hey, guys, did y'all vote
on Brown-Krinklesac?
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Yeah.
These guys voted.
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Hey, how did y'all vote?
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We both voted,
"Hell, no."
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That's right. N-O. No.
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So suck on that, fatties.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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I think we're in big trouble,
Lester.
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That is until
we disappear.
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[SCREAMING]
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Seems like that's the story now.
Hmm.
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You know, Miss Kendra,
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right now, I weigh more than
I ever have in my whole life.
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And yet I've never felt smaller.
That's beautiful.
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You know what's ironical,
Junior?
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Nothing.
Ironical isn't a word.
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Nothing is ironical,
but go ahead.
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I was just gonna say that
all I wanted was to be accepted,
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but now I feel more left out
than ever.
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That's beautiful too.
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Even though it's kind of exactly
what I just said.
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And it wasn't
just our families.
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This whole town
is full of skinny jerks.
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You know what?
We don't need them.
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There's got to be some place
better than this.
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Where people are free
to be who they are.
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Where a person is judged
not by the size of their belly
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but by the color of their skin.
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Huh?
Screw Stoolbend.
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We're hitting the road,
Junior.
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Yay!
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[STEPPENWOLF'S "BORN TO BE WILD"
PLAYING]
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♪ Get your motor runnin' ♪
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♪ Head out on the highway
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♪ Lookin' for adventure ♪
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♪ In whatever comes our way
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♪ Yeah, darling
Go and make it happen ♪
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♪ Take the world in--
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♪ Born to be wild
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What are you doing, man?
Where's my Kool-Aid?
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Rallo, I've been busting my butt
following your orders all day.
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I just finished
ironing your clothes
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and painting that Eazy-E mural
over your bed.
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I'm exhausted.
Give me a minute.
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A minute? Oh, is that how long
I was unconscious
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or was it longer?
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Now, get out of that pool
and make me a Kool-Aid.
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You're crazy!
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No,
I'm just bigger than you.
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You're 5 years old
and I'm not gonna let you
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order me around my own house
anymore.
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But you almost killed me!
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No, you almost killed you.
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I just wasn't
paying attention.
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And I should've been.
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I'm truly sorry.
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Aah! What was that for?
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That was for making me
eat a stick.
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We straight?
Y-Y-Yeah, w-we straight.
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Good.
I love you, Rallo.
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Now, learn to swim.
The river's that way.
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Yes, sir.
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Man, I got this
parenting thing down.
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Hm. Haven't seen Junior
in a couple days.
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[♪]
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You had me kick in
for gas money,
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but I notice
this runs on electricity.
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Hmm?
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[BABBLING]
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Junior, I think I see something
just over this hill.
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I've heard tell,
but I never knew it was real.
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They call it Wisconsin.
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[♪]
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[LAUGHING]
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[ALL CLAMORING]
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[MOOS]
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Look at me. I'm walking again.
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[GRUNTS]
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Hey, you folks,
wanna try some crazy butter?
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What's that?
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It's three sticks of butter
in a mug
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with melted cheese on top.
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Hells, yeah,
I want that crazy butter.
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[QUEEN'S "FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS"
PLAYING]
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♪ Oh, won't you take me
Home tonight? ♪
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♪ Oh, down beside
Your red firelight ♪
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[GULPING]
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♪ Oh, and you give it
All you got ♪
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♪ Fat bottomed girls
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♪ You make the rockin' world
Go round ♪
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♪ Hey, listen here
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♪ Fat bottomed girls
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♪ You make the rockin' world
Go round ♪
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[♪]
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[VOICES CHATTERING]
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[BOTH PANTING]
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I thought eating
anything and everything
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would solve all my problems,
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but maybe the eating
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is a symptom
of other problems.
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You just blew my mind.
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Out of my way, large sir.
Move it.
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00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,736
Oh, everybody's sticky.
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Dad.
Lester?
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00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,790
How did you find us?
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00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,226
I got a LoJack for your Rascal
when Cleve--
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Uh, those Puerto Ricans moved in
down the street.
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Well, you wasted your time
coming here.
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00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:03,567
You hurt me, Lester.
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Kendra,
you may be morbidly obese,
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but I'm the one
who acted like a big fat fool.
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Because, disgust me or not,
I love you.
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Please come back.
I don't know.
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I strongly urge you
to consider your options.
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Let's go home.
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Let's go home too, Junior.
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00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,160
Not until you apologize
for what you did.
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00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,862
I'm sorry you're fat.
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00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,465
Junior, fat people
don't deserve special treatment
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just because they're fat.
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00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:38,135
Being fat is a choice.
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00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,871
Do you choose to be pudgy?
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00:20:39,873 --> 00:20:41,339
Wha...?
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00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,874
Y-You think I'm pudgy?
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Hurtful.
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00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,979
That's it. No more fries.
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00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:52,115
Just chips. Or cheese fries.
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00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:55,753
You want some cheese fries?
I could eat.
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♪ Hey
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♪ I was just a skinny lad
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♪ Never knew no good from bad
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[♪]
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