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♪ My name is Cleveland Brown
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♪ And I am proud to be
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♪ Right back
In my hometown ♪
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♪ With my new family
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♪ There's old friends
And new friends ♪
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♪ And even a bear
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♪ Through good times
And bad times ♪
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♪ It's true love we share ♪
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♪ And so I found a place
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♪ Where everyone will know
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♪ My happy mustache face
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♪ This is The Cleveland Show ♪
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[LAUGHS]
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[♪]
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Good morning, family.
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Good morning, baby.
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How'd you sleep?
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Oh, this?
I'm glad you asked.
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This is my magnus opus.
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Waderman.
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A comic book?
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Cleveland, hush.
Sit down and eat your eggs.
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Shame the fool who hath time
for eateth eggs of scramble,
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as our breathing hours
are so few and so precious.
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What are you talking about?
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Donna, all my life,
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I've deferred my dreams.
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You said I was your dream.
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Yeah, and I deferred
you 25 years.
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I'm talking about
my other dream,
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to write, color
and staple my own comic book,
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and last night I finished it.
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It's called Waderman.
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What's a wader?
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What's a wader?
Go fly-fishing much?
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They're thigh-high rubber boots
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that keep your pants dry
in shallow water.
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I first had the idea
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one fateful day back
in high school.
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[♪]
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Oh, I wish I had
the perfect opportunity,
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to show Donna Tubbs
I'm the one for her.
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Hey, Cleveland. Agh!
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My wish came true!
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But I just bought these shoes.
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I know, I'll take them off
and then go in. Okay.
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[GRUNTING]
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DONNA:
Help! Help!
Someone help me!
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But my socks.
I'll remove those as well.
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DONNA:
Anyone! I'll marry anyone
who helps me.
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Hm. No towel.
[DONNA SCREAMING]
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Guess I'll just wait for my feet
to dry when I get out.
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Watch my red Keds?
No. Not my problem.
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[DONNA CONTINUES SCREAMING]
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DONNA:
Help!
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You weigh more
than I thought you would.
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My hero.
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Hey. Your Keds are
in the fountain.
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My red Keds!
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That night I swore that I would
never again let shallow water
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stand in the way
of what ought to be.
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And so Waderman was born.
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Which is why
for our summer vacation,
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we're going to debut Waderman,
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at this year's Comic-Con
in San Diego.
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[♪]
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No way.
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Cleveland, I don't think
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that sounds like much
of a vacation.
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That's because you don't know
what Comic-Con is.
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Imagine a hundred thousand
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unwashed comic book fans
in costume,
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shoehorned into
a musky convention center,
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that smells like
ass and corn chips,
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all waiting in line to see
three minutes of something
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the rest of the world will have
to wait two weeks to see.
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Now, don't you feel silly?
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We're not going to Comic-Con.
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Donna, let me talk
to you for a second.
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[MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY]
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[WHIMPERING INDISTINCTLY]
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[SOBBING]
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Looks like we're going
to San Diego.
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I'm ready.
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[♪]
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Yeah, this all seems very
necessary.
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Aren't there two wars
going on right now?
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Come on, Rallo, this is
what they're fighting for.
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Well, now I'm not sure
who I want to win.
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Ha-ha. This Cleveland Show
not too bad.
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Move over, King of Hill.
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What's going on here?
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Kevin Smith and Harry Knowles
are fighting over a corndog.
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[♪]
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[GROWLS]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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Join us, Zach Galifianakis,
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and together we can rule
the galaxy.
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[LAUGHING MENACINGLY]
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Hm.
[SQUEALS]
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Oh, Donna, once these mouth
breathers see Waderman,
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my life is gonna change forever.
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I'm gonna go set up my booth.
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And I'm gonna go stand in line
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for an autograph
from Scott Bakula.
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[LAUGHING]
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Oh, God, no!
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Mom, that's you!
Damn!
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Damn.
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[♪]
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Sure, but I get grounded,
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when I take my school photo
in a mink coat and underwear.
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Rallo, I did that a long time
ago and it was a mistake.
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Things you do on camera
can come back to haunt you.
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I gotta call Federline.
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Listen to me, Rallo.
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No one can know
about that screening.
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Especially Cleveland.
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Mm-hm.
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And that's where
it gets tricky for you.
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I'll keep my mouth shut,
but it ain't gonna be cheap.
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Four dollars.
Fine.
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Now, go find Cleveland.
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I'm going to get
that screening cancelled.
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So apparently, she's not worried
about her 5-year-old boy
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alone in a convention center
full of grown men in costumes.
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All right, then.
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Weirdo. Hey, Rallo,
I need an attention getter
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and since I can't afford
a hot Asian girl
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to dress up like a cat,
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and stand in front of my booth,
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why don't you help me out
and be my Squirt?
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Squirt is Waderman's sidekick.
All right.
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But it's gonna cost you.
How much?
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What's the number after four?
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Five.
Five dollars.
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I got 45 dollars.
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Hey! Harry Pockmarks, you look
like you could use a hero.
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How about you, fat Spider-Woman?
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[HIP-HOP PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]
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Hello, Comic-Con.
I am Katee Sackhoff.
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Or am I Eliza Dushku?
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Nope.
I'm Emily Deschanel from Bones.
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[CHEERING]
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I just think Firefly
was totally overrated.
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[ALL GASP]
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I kind of agree.
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I mean, you can't have
a whole ship of Han Solos.
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If everyone is Han Solo,
then no one is Han Solo.
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Oh, yeah. That's true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What is this?
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ANNOUNCER:
This fall on NBC
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we're forcing
David Schwimmer to return
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to network TV
in a new hit comedy.
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Yay.
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See what happens when one of
America's favorite Friends,
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becomes Kalamazoo's
least favorite swimming coach.
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I'm here against my will.
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Schwim Team.
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Coming this fall to NBC.
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Don't worry, we're almost done.
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That doesn't have anything
to do with Comic-Con.
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Why is it even here?
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You guys talking about Schwim?
Gonna get some Schwim this fall?
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Schwim? Here, have a T-shirt.
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The Doctor Horrible Sing-a-long
is now full.
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No one else will
be allowed inside.
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What? But we've been waiting
all morning.
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Sorry.
They're from Hollywood,
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so they're more important
than you.
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Well, I guess I could wait in
line to boo M. Night Shyamalan.
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Frak this!
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Comic-Con belongs to us.
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It's bad enough
those Twilight fruit blades
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think they belong here,
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but that other Hollywood
crap is inexcusable.
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You're right.
We have to fight back.
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By posting sarcastic barbs
on message boards.
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No. I mean, really fight back.
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This is our house,
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and it's time
we take back Comic-Con.
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[CHEERING]
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We have room for one more.
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Screw you guys.
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An aquatic superhero
who lacks the ability to swim.
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Apparently, he also has a
superhuman tolerance for irony,
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which, unfortunately, I do not.
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Worst. Cameo. Ever.
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[PLAYING FLAMENCO MUSIC]
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Are you Robert Rodriguez?
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[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
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You're Cocoa Bang Bang.
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I've been in love with you
since I first saw your movie.
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Nice rack.
Don't try and sweet-talk me.
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Look, I am here
this weekend to support
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my husband's comic book,
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Waffleman or something,
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not to be embarrassed
by some stupid movie
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I should never have made.
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Stupid movie?
Hot Cocoa Bang Bang
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inspired me to make
El Mariachi.
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And for a whole year
I greeted my friends with,
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"You going back
in the trunk, bitch."
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Come to the screening.
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If you want you can even wear
your original costume.
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I occasionally make
my girlfriend sleep in it.
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Listen to me.
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That screening
is not going to happen.
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Look, I don't want you
to be upset,
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so if that's how you feel, fine.
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No screening.
It was an honor to meet you.
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Thank you.
It was nice meeting you too.
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Your skin is even moister
than Antonio Banderas'.
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Speak English.
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Nerds, hear me!
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Comic-Con is not a place
for David Schwimmer,
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and his bad-even-for-NBC sitcom.
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It's a place where people like
us can be ourselves,
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and not worry about getting
pushed around by bullies,
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or talking to girls.
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I'm a girl.
My name's Rebecca.
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You are now my girlfriend.
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No butt stuff.
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We have many different beliefs,
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but today we must put them aside
and unite.
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Gryffindor and Slytherin.
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Jedi and Sith.
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Jack Nicholson Joker
and Heath Ledger Joker.
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This is our time
to take what's ours,
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for tonight we dine in hell!
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[CHEERING]
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Donna, you'll never guess
what happened.
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Someone bought Waderman
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and wants to make
it into a movie.
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That seems unlikely.
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Who bought it?
I did.
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Mm.
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Donna, I'd like you to meet
Robert Rodriguez,
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America's greatest
Mexican film director.
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Actually, I was born in Texas.
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Oh. He's one of America's
top 75 film directors.
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Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
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I was telling Cleveland
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I think Walrusman
could be a huge movie.
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Did you hear that, Donna?
Huge.
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It's Waderman, by the way.
Of course.
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But if this movie
is going to be accurate,
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I need to know
Waderman's limits.
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Why don't you go to the ocean,
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and see how long you can stand
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in shallow water
before you cramp up.
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You got it.
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Rallo, pack it up,
we're going to the beach.
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This town has a beach?
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Then why is everyone
in here so pale?
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What the hell do you think
you're doing?
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Donna, Hot Cocoa Bang Bang
is important to me.
258
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I own the only remaining copy,
and after tonight,
259
00:12:21,691 --> 00:12:24,391
I promise I'll never show it
to another living person.
260
00:12:24,393 --> 00:12:27,228
Just come to the screening.
And what if I say no?
261
00:12:27,230 --> 00:12:29,030
Look how happy he is.
262
00:12:29,032 --> 00:12:30,314
[HUMMING]
263
00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:33,017
It'd be a shame if I had
to take that away from him.
264
00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:35,219
So you think by making
my husband's dream come true,
265
00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:36,587
I'll do what you want?
266
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,839
You're not the only person here
267
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,340
who would buy Cleveland's comic.
268
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,609
Have you read it? Ahem.
269
00:12:41,611 --> 00:12:43,678
"And Waderman was all,
'Boom, boom.'
270
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:47,147
And the bad guys were all,
'Vroom, vroom,' in their cars."
271
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All right, I'll be there.
Super.
272
00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,221
[PLAYING FLAMENCO MUSIC]
273
00:12:55,991 --> 00:12:58,810
I should not be turned
on right now.
274
00:13:01,663 --> 00:13:02,730
Oh. There's a cramp.
275
00:13:02,732 --> 00:13:05,266
Four hours and 47 minutes.
276
00:13:05,268 --> 00:13:07,568
That's good. Or bad.
277
00:13:07,570 --> 00:13:09,270
I don't know what
the average is.
278
00:13:09,272 --> 00:13:11,572
I don't know what
we're doing out here.
279
00:13:11,574 --> 00:13:13,991
We must tell Robert Rodriguez.
Come, Squirt.
280
00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,460
You go on ahead.
281
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:18,663
I'm thinking about giving
my sand castle a guest house.
282
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,698
Maybe a little fold-out bed.
283
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:23,501
Mother-in-law comes to visit,
no problem.
284
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,636
Maybe a bay window.
285
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:29,307
Sit up there, read a book. Yeah.
286
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,343
I would kill
for a beer right now.
287
00:13:41,537 --> 00:13:42,853
[GUN COCKS]
288
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:45,773
Bang, bang, honkeys!
289
00:13:45,775 --> 00:13:48,076
[GRUNTING]
290
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:49,260
[CHEERING]
291
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,594
You're a star, Donna.
292
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They love you.
293
00:14:00,555 --> 00:14:02,740
[GASPS]
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
294
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,058
Donna?
295
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,826
Cleveland!
296
00:14:05,828 --> 00:14:07,812
What the hell's going on here?
297
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,380
Shh. If you have a question,
298
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,715
you can stand
in line and wait
299
00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:12,517
for the Q & A
like everyone else.
300
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,018
Ugh. Fine.
301
00:14:15,971 --> 00:14:17,171
Hi, Robert.
302
00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:20,208
I'm also a filmmaker
and writer/producer,
303
00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:22,143
and sometimes actor.
304
00:14:22,145 --> 00:14:23,811
I also have a band.
305
00:14:23,813 --> 00:14:25,429
Oh.
306
00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:27,865
Um, two years ago
I sent you a script.
307
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,567
It was called Mexicannibals.
308
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:32,570
Never read it.
Thank you.
309
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:35,156
Yes?
First of all, big fan.
310
00:14:35,158 --> 00:14:37,258
I've got a comment
and a question.
311
00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:39,627
The comment: Donna!
312
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:42,730
Now my question: Why?
313
00:14:44,816 --> 00:14:47,485
[♪]
314
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,304
Cleveland, I am so sorry.
315
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:50,704
And I'd be so embarrassed
316
00:14:50,706 --> 00:14:52,840
if anyone back home
found out about this.
317
00:14:52,842 --> 00:14:54,959
Oh, please, Donna,
you were arrested
318
00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:57,094
at the dog track four days ago.
319
00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,545
She hit me first, Cleveland.
320
00:14:58,547 --> 00:15:00,214
[SIGHS]
321
00:15:00,216 --> 00:15:02,567
Robert Rodriguez promised
that if I came to the screening,
322
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,436
he'd never show that movie
to another living person.
323
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,521
Are you kidding?
You heard that crowd.
324
00:15:07,523 --> 00:15:09,723
Hot Cocoa Bang Bang
is a hit.
325
00:15:09,725 --> 00:15:11,358
I just made a deal
with Warner Bros.
326
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:14,162
to convert it to 3D
and release it wide.
327
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:16,080
Three-double-D. Get it?
328
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,081
[CHUCKLES]
329
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,917
How dare you, Señor Rodriguez?
330
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,786
Robert, as partial owner
of my wife's breasts,
331
00:15:22,788 --> 00:15:26,357
I'm gonna have to insist that
you not show them to people.
332
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,926
Something like that could make
it awkward for us
333
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,129
to work together on Waderman.
334
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:34,398
[LAUGHS]
Cleveland, I only used
your stupid comic book,
335
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,300
so Donna would come
to the screening.
336
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:39,036
I mean, what kind of superhero
is afraid of water?
337
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:42,506
He's not afraid of it.
He respects it.
338
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:44,609
Whatever.
Now if you'll excuse me,
339
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,678
I have to go introduce
a whole new generation
340
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,479
to Hot Cocoa Bang Bang.
341
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,247
Over my dead body.
342
00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:53,183
[♪]
343
00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:54,801
Trejo! Cheech!
344
00:15:54,803 --> 00:15:55,753
[GUNS COCK]
345
00:15:57,205 --> 00:16:02,026
Cheech Marin, your marijuana
humor is so humorous.
346
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:04,162
It's a character I play.
347
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,480
And Danny Trejo, I loved it
348
00:16:06,482 --> 00:16:09,250
when you raped that guy
in American Me.
349
00:16:09,252 --> 00:16:10,969
That was Edward James Olmos.
350
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:14,088
You raped Edward James Olmos?
Shame on you!
351
00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:16,290
He taught those kids math!
352
00:16:16,292 --> 00:16:18,059
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
353
00:16:20,763 --> 00:16:23,581
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
354
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,683
What the hell?
355
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:29,053
We are. We're the hell.
356
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:30,605
[ALL HOLLERING]
357
00:16:30,607 --> 00:16:32,873
[♪]
358
00:16:50,058 --> 00:16:51,792
You suck.
359
00:16:51,794 --> 00:16:53,194
[GROANS]
360
00:16:53,196 --> 00:16:55,363
Oh, my God. He's not even,
361
00:16:55,365 --> 00:16:58,232
like, a real vampire
or anything.
362
00:16:59,468 --> 00:17:01,369
[♪]
363
00:17:01,371 --> 00:17:02,636
[YELLING]
364
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,537
[JUNIOR GRUNTING]
365
00:17:28,096 --> 00:17:30,864
[JUNIOR GRUNTING]
366
00:17:30,866 --> 00:17:33,250
Baby, I'm sorry.
I thought I was helping you,
367
00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:35,018
but it turns out
I was just humiliated
368
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:37,588
in front of a thousand nerds
for nothing.
369
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,440
Humiliated?
What are you talking about?
370
00:17:39,442 --> 00:17:42,443
You looked great up there.
All toned. Young.
371
00:17:42,445 --> 00:17:44,779
Smooth. Eczema-free.
372
00:17:44,781 --> 00:17:48,816
Really? I guess I was pretty
badass up there.
373
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,434
And you still are.
374
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:53,971
You know what?
We're getting that film back.
375
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,906
But there are guards
at every door.
376
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,475
There's no way we can get in.
377
00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,009
Maybe we can't.
378
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:03,714
But Waderman
and Cocoa Bang Bang can.
379
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,783
[♪]
380
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,050
Mm.
381
00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:09,286
Don't worry,
they're not going anywhere.
382
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:10,721
[♪]
383
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:22,166
Hey, sugar, you thirsty?
384
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:23,601
Sure,
what'd you have in mind?
385
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,770
How about some Hot Cocoa?
386
00:18:33,962 --> 00:18:35,179
There he is!
387
00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:36,180
Come back here,
388
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:38,449
you film school-hating
son of a bitch.
389
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,800
[GASPS]
390
00:18:43,421 --> 00:18:45,806
To the Amtrak station!
391
00:18:45,808 --> 00:18:49,059
Follow that bike thing
with the guy in the back.
392
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,828
[♪]
393
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:02,573
[BOTH SHRIEKING]
394
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,247
No. No. Look out!
395
00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:11,649
Oh, no!
396
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,267
Oh, look out! Oh, no!
397
00:19:24,762 --> 00:19:27,314
I know he ain't trying
to mess up my 'fro!
398
00:19:27,316 --> 00:19:28,616
That's from the movie.
399
00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:33,120
[TRAIN HORN BLOWING]
400
00:19:36,357 --> 00:19:37,809
All aboard!
401
00:19:37,811 --> 00:19:41,661
Train to Hollywood,
California!
402
00:19:41,663 --> 00:19:44,464
Cleveland, we can catch him
if we run through the fountain.
403
00:19:44,466 --> 00:19:45,665
Come on!
404
00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:53,224
You're my hero.
405
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:56,126
Hey. Your Keds are
in the fountain.
406
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,795
My red Keds!
407
00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,264
[LAUGHING]
408
00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:06,654
[♪]
409
00:20:10,825 --> 00:20:14,495
Somebody wading for a hero?
410
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,432
[GRUNTING]
411
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:19,716
He's getting away!
412
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:22,019
Not today he's not.
413
00:20:23,338 --> 00:20:25,506
You going back
in the trunk, bitch!
414
00:20:26,691 --> 00:20:31,395
See you wader,
Wobert Wodwiguez.
415
00:20:33,631 --> 00:20:34,948
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
416
00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:37,734
Press one for English.
417
00:20:49,097 --> 00:20:51,498
You're keeping the costume.
418
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,700
[CLEVELAND SNIFFS]
419
00:20:52,702 --> 00:20:55,169
Smells like butt hair.
420
00:21:00,909 --> 00:21:02,910
[♪]
421
00:21:33,942 --> 00:21:36,911
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