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(Funky Disco plays)
♪My Name Is Cleveland Brown
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♪And I Am Proud To Be
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♪Right Back In My Hometown
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♪With My New Family
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♪There's Old Friends
And new friends ♪
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♪And Even A Bear
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♪Through Good Times
And bad times ♪
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♪It's True Love We Share
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♪And So I Found A Place
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♪Where Everyone Will Know
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♪My Happy Mustached Face
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♪This Is The Cleveland Show.♪
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(Grunts)
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Bowling!
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Bowling!
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See, baby?
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I told you bowling wasn't just
for alcoholics and dirtbags.
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You're right, mama.
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And they've got free wind!
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(Air Whooshing)
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(Shouting Happily)
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Excuse me.
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Do you have
little kid balls?
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Who told you?
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Oh, bowling balls for kids.
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Yes, I have those
and not the other kind.
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I can also program
the gutter rails.
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They'll only come up when
it's your kid's turn.
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That way, he'll never
throw a gutter ball.
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Oh, that's great, thanks.
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(Inhales Deeply)
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You made
another kid's day, carl.
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Go ahead and take a hundred
dollars from the register.
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(Register Beeps, dings)
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Come on, baby!
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You can do all things in
christ who strengthens you.
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A'ight.
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(Grunts)
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(Gasps)
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I am good at doing bowling!
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♪
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That was amazing, rallo!
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I'm gonna get us
some rubb'ry nachos,
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'cause you beat me
fair and square.
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Did you see that wink?
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That's the signal to burn down
the senior center.
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(Explosion, People screaming)
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(Sirens Wailing)
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So, rallo got to
go bowling with donna,
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and I had to take junior
and roberta to fuddruckers.
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But then it...
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Shut up, shut up, shut up!
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Sorry, cleveland.
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I suddenly couldn't
hear one more thing
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about you and your
blended family.
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What happened to us?
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Things have gotten
predictable.
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Yeah, the spark is gone.
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Oh, yeah?
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♪
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(Music Stops)
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Ah, I guess
we are predictable.
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Look at us,
several couples of schmoes.
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Well, maybe things
aren't quite as electric
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as when we were newly-friends,
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but we can reignite
our old spark.
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We just need to
spice things up somehow.
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Let's have a baby.
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Are you insane?!
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You want to bring
a child into this?!
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We have got to fix us!
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Well, if skydiving
doesn't put the spark
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back in our relationship,
nothing will.
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It's worked on none
of the bachelor!
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You're too heavy!
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One of you is
gonna have to let go!
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If you want to get your spark
back, you should go to paris!
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Il pleure dans mon coeur,
comme il pleut sur la ville.
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Frere jacques-itch.
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(Sighs)
This isn't working.
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Are you guys the ones
with lasagna?
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The people's champion
is here.
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But don't look
directly at me.
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Anybody want
to smell my glove?
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Baby, I was so proud of
your bowling yesterday.
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Look, I put your scores
up on the fridge,
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with the cute
picture junior drew.
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Why has no one asked me
about that drawing?
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Mama, you got pounded
by your own son.
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Like oedipus's mom,
probably.
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You know,
when I get big,
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I'm gonna buy you
a new house and a real wig.
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What is that, yarn?
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Ha! Strike, turkey!
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It's no use.
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We've tried two things we
could think of, Mr. Zimmerman.
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Doctor.
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Mm, psychologist.
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Our relationship
has lost its spark.
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Let me GUESS: You spend all
your time together in a bar.
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Guy's good.
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See, male friendships are
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based on only three THINGS:
Proximity, chairs and beer.
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I wrote about it in my book,
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beer me, sit near me,
why can't you hear me?
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But those friendships
only last
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about three-and-a-half years.
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And you've been together...?
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Tomorrow will make
three-and-a-half years.
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I'm sorry,
but your friendship is over.
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(All Groan)
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Now, would you like
to pay by check,
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or by letting me
hypnotize you?
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Full DISCLOSURE:
Things will get weird.
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Look.
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The amusement park where we
went on our first friend-date.
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Huh. Funky junction.
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Funny we'd
pass that now.
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Sad funny.
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Like billy crystal,
but funny.
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(Chuckles)
Remember holt was too short
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to ride the rocking
pirate ship?
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So I mauled
the operator.
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And then we all got drunk
and watched you bang
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that robot chick from
the country bear jug band.
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(Laughter)
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Yeah.
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Oh, so wrong,
but so funny.
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Like billy crystal,
but funny.
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(Sighs) Shame we'll never have
a moment like that again.
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(All Screaming)
HOLT: Mommy!
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CLEVELAND: Forgive me for not
driving defensively!
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Condemned?
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How could it fall apart
this much in three years?
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Metaphor. Park is us.
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Simile. Park is like us.
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Been taking SA.T. Prep
to meet chicks.
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I guess this is it, then.
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Our friendship has died.
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Like most of the '94 chargers.
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He's unstoppable!
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The crowd wondering
how he can even be related
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to that old leathery
bowling bag!
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Ha! Strike, turkey!
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Oh, fudge me!
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Ha! Already got
you busting out
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the kid-friendly
swear words.
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You know what,
you got more exes in real life
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than you do in bowling!
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Ha! Strike, turkey!
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Son of a fart!
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How we coming on that beer?!
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Too bad those pins
aren't wine glasses, huh?
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You're good at
knocking those back.
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Okay, this ends now.
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What was that?
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Reali-tay!
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Strike, turkey!
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Drive yourself home.
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Am I a terrible mother?
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Roberta, tell me I'm
not a terrible mother.
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Tell me, damn it!
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Mom, relax.
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I'm sure rallo's fine.
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You didn't see the
look on his face
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when I put down
those rails.
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I'm telling you,
the poor kid's
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whole world crumbled down.
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Rallo!
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Baby, I'm sorry
I ruined bowling for you.
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Don't be sorry.
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Just tell me
the truth.
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What else have you been
lying to me about?
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Nothing, baby, just that.
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That was a lie, too,
wasn't it, mom?
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Just like when you said this
looks exactly like a tree.
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This doesn't look exactly like
a tree, does it, mom?!
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Well, I...
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Answer the question!
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Well, technically,
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I suppose real trees
don't have faces.
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But, rallo, I love it
because it came from you.
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And you know I love you
a bazillion times.
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Is "bazillion"
Even a number?
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(Sighs)
I'm not sure.
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I'm sorry, rallo.
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From now on, I swear I'm only
gonna tell the truth.
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Your tube top makes
you look cheap.
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Mom!
Truth.
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Oh, yeah?!
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Well, you-- you're...
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(Sobbing):
You're perfect!
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I can't be you!
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Take us home,
cleveland.
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It's over.
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But our entire relationship
can't end like this.
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The rides are still there.
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How about one last hurrah,
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so we remember the good times,
not the bad times?
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Like breakup sex. Been there.
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Actually, had sex,
then she broke up with me.
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Actually, she just
broke up with me.
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Because she was having sex
with someone else.
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So, uh, yeah, breakup sex.
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Cleveland,
it's locked.
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How would we
even get in?
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(Roars)
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Huh. You're useful.
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When we break up,
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I'm definitely
finding another bear friend.
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Or maybe an ox.
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Or a really strong penguin.
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Oh, penguins are the worst.
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Don't be fooled
by their formal dress.
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Bunch of slobs.
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Cheap, misogynist slobs.
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Morgan freeman:
paul the penguin
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later emptied
his bank account,
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slapped his wife
and killed himself.
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He was my best friend.
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Rallo, why would you
throw away all your art?
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Even our family
portrait.
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Look, the only reason
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I haven't been
honest with you is,
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well, you're just
not good at anything.
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No kid is.
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So you're saying
I suck at everything?
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Aw, baby, don't look
at it that way.
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It's not just you,
it's all kids.
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They all suck
at everything.
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Now, where's
my magic umbrella?
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Thank you, freddy.
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Hang on!
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♪Every Boy And Girl You Know
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♪Is Worthless
From their head to toe ♪
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♪It's Like A Bedbug
Mated with an invalid ♪
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♪They're Frail And Weak
And short in height ♪
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♪Their Hands Too Small,
Their brains not right ♪
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♪It's Not Your Fault You Suck,
You're just a kid ♪
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♪You're As Worthless
As a recent song by sting ♪
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♪Yes, Kids Suck
At Everything ♪
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So, kids are just
useless wastes of space?
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Now it sounds like
you're getting it.
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But I'm sure
you're not.
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♪If You're Tiny Brain
Remembers Just one thing ♪
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♪Kids Suck At Everything.
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This song does not apply
to asian kids.
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CLEVELAND:
I found it!
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Aw, this is so cool.
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Wandering around an
abandoned amusement park
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just like I've always
nightmared about.
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Look-- the carousel!
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And it's exactly as much fun
as when a carousel moves.
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Hey, a funhouse mirror.
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(All Laughing)
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Look at that.
Look at what
freaks we are.
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(Rhythmically):
I'm funky junction fred
and I love to dance.
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I got a big ol' head
full of mildew and ants.
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(Laughs)
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00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,842
Oh, stop, stop,
cleveland, stop.
261
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:53,511
Oh, seriously...
You are making me horny.
262
00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:54,913
Me, too.
263
00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,915
Hey, fellas, check it out--
the rotor.
264
00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:57,982
Get on.
265
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:05,757
Let's see if I remember how to
do this from my carny days.
266
00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:11,696
LESTER: Welcome to the rotor,
please keep your hands
267
00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:13,598
and arms inside the ride
at all times-- here we go.
268
00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:20,405
CLEVELAND: Hooray!
This is the funnest way to get
forced up against a wall.
269
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,775
Get ready, the floor's
about to drop out.
270
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,244
Hey, check it out.
271
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,279
(Grunting)
272
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:32,117
Aah! I want to lie on you
naked in front of
a roaring fire
273
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:34,719
and sexily beckon donna over,
but then she says,
274
00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:36,921
"who knows how many people
have done it on that rug?"
275
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,456
And I say, "come on,
when's the next time
276
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,391
we'll be in yellowstone?"
277
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:43,228
I want me some of that
sweet bonding action.
278
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,629
Cannonball!
279
00:12:46,732 --> 00:12:49,400
(All Laughing)
280
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,568
The bros are back.
281
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,770
Guys, group picture.
282
00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:52,771
Everybody get together.
283
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:55,140
(Grunting)
284
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:02,747
ALL:
Cheese!
285
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:03,948
ALL:
Aw, shucks!
286
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,984
All right, let's
go get our phones.
287
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,652
Lester, that's your cue.
288
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:09,420
Jump out and turn
this thing off.
289
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,089
Oh, boy.
290
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:11,990
(All Yelling)
CLEVELAND:
I can't see.
291
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,625
You guys all got worried looks
292
00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:14,959
on your faces, too?
293
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,427
TIM: Yep.
LESTER: Uh-huh.
294
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:17,829
HOLT:
Nope, doing my nicholson.
295
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:25,303
I got to find a way to prove
to mama that I'm not a baby.
296
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,773
Well, you could wear a diaper
and suck on a pacifier.
297
00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,275
That's a terrible idea.
298
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,277
That would make me appear
more like a baby.
299
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:33,812
Okay, okay,
how about this?
300
00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:36,614
You roll around in the crib,
crying for your mommy.
301
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,349
Y'all are just screwing
with me, aren't you?
302
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,451
Yeah, we are,
you little baby.
303
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,786
(Groans)
304
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,621
I'm starting to worry
about cleveland.
305
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,623
He never misses
hot dinner night.
306
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:46,858
(Doorbell Rings)
307
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,793
Hello, donna.
308
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:51,329
Tim hasn't come home
so I thought maybe
309
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,031
he was here
having sex with you.
310
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:56,868
And lester was supposed to be
home to play "folds o' gold,"
311
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,703
A romantic treasure hunt
312
00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:01,639
where I hide doubloons
in my body rolls.
313
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,141
So, none of them came home?
314
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,977
(Gasps) Do you think they
might all be together?
315
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,478
Maybe with holt, too?
316
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,980
Who knows?
317
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,816
I went ahead
and got myself started.
318
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:13,651
You need help
finding those guys?
319
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,153
I'll help--
I can do it.
320
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:18,156
Okay, rallo, you can be
mama's big boy helper
321
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,725
and make
some phone calls.
322
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:23,228
Come on, ladies,
let's go search for real.
323
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,563
If kids sucked at everything,
324
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:26,698
could they track down
325
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,933
their fat stepdad?
326
00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:33,338
Don't be scared, rallo--
just listen to some music.
327
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:36,674
(Hip Hop beat plays)
♪The Wheels On The Bus
Go round and round ♪
328
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,243
♪Round And Round
329
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:41,045
♪The Wheels On The Bus
Go round and round ♪
330
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,614
♪All Through Town...
331
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:54,058
Hey, no one under 18.
332
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,560
I'm looking for my stepdad.
333
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,028
Oh, okay.
334
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,863
Here's your drink tickets.
335
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:02,367
Little man,
what you doing here?
336
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,535
I'm looking for cleveland
and his idiot friends.
337
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,738
I thought maybe they'd be
here, 'cause men get sick
338
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,873
of looking at the same
boobies all the time.
339
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,275
I haven't seen him, chief.
340
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:11,743
Did you check the facebook?
341
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,778
Holt's always
posting stupid stuff
342
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,880
on there and this
place got internet.
343
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:18,416
Fifi, when you're done
with that wee-wee,
344
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,319
come over here and help
pee wee with the free wee-fee.
345
00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:24,622
Hey, I want
some grossness.
346
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:27,625
Well, holt did
friend-request me a year ago.
347
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:30,895
Guess I could add him and
unfriend him before he knows.
348
00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:34,098
Hey, four hours ago,
he posted a photo.
349
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,633
Look at that dumb-ass
cleveland
350
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,635
dressed as a saloon floozy.
351
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:40,939
They must be at the old-timey
photo booth at funky junction.
352
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,740
Remember how many times
I promised
353
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:43,975
to take you there
and I didn't?
354
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,410
That was fun, right?
355
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:46,744
Can you take me there now?
356
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:47,979
I can drop you off.
357
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,247
You got five for gas?
358
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,315
Yeah.
359
00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:52,383
Let's roll.
360
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:56,621
I can do this all night.
361
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,122
My mom used to put me
in the dryer.
362
00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,325
This is all your fault
for bringing us here.
363
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:01,960
Oh yeah?
Well, you're the one
364
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,661
who jumped
on the ride like a...
365
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:04,963
Don't you say it.
366
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,464
...Crumb bum.
367
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,465
(Both Gasp)
368
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,633
Only my people
369
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,834
can use that word.
370
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,803
(Both Grunting with effort)
371
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:15,606
Can you move
your face a little closer?
372
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,175
Uh, guys...
373
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,411
Aw, gross...
(Retching)
374
00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:29,587
Aah! My own vomit is
the grossest kind.
375
00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:32,156
I was wrong.
376
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,625
(Tires Screech)
377
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:37,962
Man, this place looks scary.
378
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,530
A'ight, see you later.
379
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:40,665
(Engine Revs, tires squeal)
380
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,368
That man is not a good father.
381
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:44,869
(Yelling In distance)
382
00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:48,806
Don't worry, cleveland,
I'm here.
383
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,008
CLEVELAND: Rallo!
LESTER: Thank god.
384
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,642
HOLT: Help us!
385
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:54,645
Hi, rallo, I'm
your daddy's friend.
386
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,147
Yeah, I know.
387
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:59,117
Get in the control booth
and turn the ride off!
388
00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:04,989
Damn it.
389
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:07,825
All right, hang on,
I'm gonna try something else.
390
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,827
What grade are you in now?
391
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:12,230
Stop trying
to make conversation.
392
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:21,072
(Grunting)
393
00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:26,577
All right, guys, grab onto
the rope and I'll pull you up.
394
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,352
Aah!
395
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:37,021
None of you are worth this!
396
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:41,426
TIM:
So, do you have a girlfriend?
397
00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:45,363
Donna!
398
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:47,365
I knew you'd come
crawling back.
399
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:50,368
I'm looking for cleveland--
although I doubt he's here.
400
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,103
He can see these
anytime he wants.
401
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:54,906
He ain't here-- he's
at funky junction.
402
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,707
Cleveland's
at the amusement park?
403
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,209
How do you know?
404
00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,877
'Cause rallo was here
looking for him.
405
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,112
I gave him a ride.
406
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,547
I hope he found him.
407
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,215
You just left him
at the park alone?
408
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,217
(Shrieks)
All by himself?
409
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:09,053
That's what "alone" means,
you dumb stripper.
410
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,756
Y'all need church!
411
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,257
(Tires Screech)
412
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,293
(Yelling)
413
00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:18,963
Rallo, what are
you doing up there?
414
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,565
I tried to save cleveland
415
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,900
but I screwed up and broke
the control switch.
416
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,269
It's okay, baby, I know
you tried your best.
417
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,238
It just wasn't good enough.
418
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,473
And do you know why?
419
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,241
Because kids suck at every...
420
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,409
Sing it!
421
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:32,410
♪'Cause Kids Suck
422
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:35,413
♪At Everything.
423
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,782
Oh, yeah-- that's my jam.
424
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,917
Now, if you were an adult,
you would have known
425
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,086
to go over
and turn the power off.
426
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,254
CLEVELAND:
Donna, hurry.
427
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:45,623
There's so
much vomit.
428
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,592
Oh, hell... Sparks.
429
00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:49,093
It's okay.
430
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:50,828
As an adult, I know
the best way to put out
431
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,164
an electrical fire is
with water.
432
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,702
Donna, hurry!
433
00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:10,114
Help! Help!
434
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:12,116
Some kid
set the park on fire!
435
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:14,318
What is your
deal with kids?
436
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,121
I'm sorry, donna,
this is all my fault.
437
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,490
Except for the fire,
which is your fault,
438
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,692
and what's probably
going to kill us.
439
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,794
(Yelling)
440
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,663
(Screams)
441
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,731
(Yelling)
442
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,041
(Groaning)
443
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:38,476
We're saved.
444
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:41,312
Oh, thank god,
it was getting pretty...
445
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,481
Hot in cleveland.
446
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,549
DONNA:
Dumb.
447
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:50,388
So, you broke into
an abandoned amusement park,
448
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:53,224
then you, a five-year-old,
tried to rescue them,
449
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:55,526
and you set
the whole place on fire.
450
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,995
To prove a point to my son
that kids suck at everything.
451
00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:00,064
You all suck at everything.
452
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:04,001
Rescuing people is our job--
we're the heroes.
453
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:07,004
Haven't you seen denis leary's
award-losing rescue me?
454
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:09,173
Heard it's good.
No.
I meant to check it out.
455
00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:11,842
See, the thing about the show
is it gets enough right
456
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:14,612
that the stuff
it gets wrong...
457
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,683
Hey, Mr. Fireman,
"f u!"
458
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:21,352
Rallo!
No, mama, "f u."
459
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:22,587
Did you hear
what rallo said?
460
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,922
Ooh, gonna get it.
461
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:29,760
Why, you little...!
462
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,530
You saved our lives.
463
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:35,099
You knew I'd try
to beat the crap out of you
464
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:38,035
if you punched me
in the old fire extinguisher.
465
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,937
You're a hero, kid.
466
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:42,073
A real... Hero...
467
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,741
You hear that, mama?
468
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,042
I sure did.
469
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,377
Hey, little guy,
would you like
470
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,246
to ring the bell
on my fire truck?
471
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,348
Yes.
472
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:53,884
I want to ring
the bell, too.
473
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:54,585
(Imitating Siren)