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(funky disco plays)
♪ My name is Cleveland Brown
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♪ And I am proud to be
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♪ Right back in my hometown
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♪ With my new family
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♪ There's old friends
and new friends ♪
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♪ And even a bear
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♪ Through good times
and bad times ♪
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♪ It's true love we share
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♪ And so I found a place
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♪ Where everyone will know
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♪ My happy mustached face
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♪ This is
The Cleveland Show. ♪
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(chuckles)
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Uncle Sam's
black dwarf nephew says,
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"Donna Tubbs
for School Board."
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"A vote for Tubbs is a
vote for Donna Tubbs."
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Here's another
6,000 fliers.
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How many do
you have left?
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6,000.
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Isn't it kind of
against your cause
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to keep us out of school
to do this?
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I don't want to hear
your complaints
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about being tired, poor
or yearning to be free.
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I have waited 16 years for
this board seat to open up.
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There is no position
in a small town
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that gives you more power
than the school board.
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Your dreams is small.
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"Are," Rallo, "Are."
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A school board member
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cannot have children
who speak ungrammatically.
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Our family must and shall
exude sophistication.
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Look what I found:
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A pancake
somebody ran over.
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(grunting)
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A vote for Tubbs
is a vote for Donna Tubbs.
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It's a waffle.
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I found a waffle.
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Cleveland,
what did I tell you
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about putting our
best foot forward
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when I'm running
for school board?
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Now, my hands are sticky
from the syrup,
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and as you'll notice,
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I've broken free
from my boxer shorts.
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Can a brother get a tuck?
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Cleveland, this election
is very important to me.
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I found another waffle.
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Oh, my God!
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Look, just
behave yourself.
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At least until
the election's over.
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But of course.
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(grunting quietly)
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If you'll excuse me,
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I have now broken
free in the back.
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Gentlemen, I present to you
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the Hurt Locker game.
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(cheering)
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Okay, that cardboard box
over by the Dumpster
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contains a C4-loaded
IED plastic explosive.
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Which one of us is going
to try to defuse it first?
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Lester?
Mm-mm.
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Tim?
Mm-mm.
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Holt?
Mm-mm.
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Franklin, the 49-year-old
bankruptcy lawyer
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we just started
hanging out with this week?
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Hells, yeah,
I'll do it.
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Cleveland, you've
really made me feel
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like part of the gang.
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I look forward to years
of misadventures with you.
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As us also do we.
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Duck for cover!
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(over radios):
Whoa!
Wow!
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Awesome!
Holy (bleep)!
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Franklin, that was so cool.
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Better luck next time, buddy.
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Franklin, do you copy?
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Franklin?
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(Holt over radio):
Big Brown,
this is Muscle Milk. Over.
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I think something's wrong
with Franklin's headset.
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Oh, God.
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(over radio):
Guys, it's Gus.
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Those hot wings
you ordered are ready.
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Hope this isn't a bad time.
Over.
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No, Gus,
you were right to tell us.
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(sobbing)
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This would be a good example
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of what I was talking about
when I told you to behave.
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Going to a funeral?
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Causing the funeral
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by blowing up some guy
outside a bar.
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When did you get
so uptight?
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I'm gonna go
sit up front.
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(sobbing)
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I'm so sorry for your loss.
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Donna Tubbs for School Board.
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(bell ringing)
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Look at y'all.
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Do I need to find
Dracula's coffin
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and remove the stake
from his heart
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to see a decent sit-up
around here?
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(whistles)
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The utensil that goes
both ways.
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I see you've forgotten
your gym clothes
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for the third time
this week.
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You have surpassed
the maximum allowance
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of 90 gym class absences
per semester,
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and will fail P.E.
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Isn't there
anything I can do
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to save my future?
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Yes, you can
receive the credit
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by signing up
for a sport.
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Any sport.
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Celebrity poker?
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That is no longer
offered at this school
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since David Spade impregnated
the volleyball team.
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(grunting)
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Wah.
Wah.
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This is as tall
as I'm gonna get.
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So, you think the
diving team, huh?
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Well, how would
I get up there?
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Would a crane lift me?
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Or does the board lower
to get me or...
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No, you would have
to climb the ladder.
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Ehh.
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But everything else
is just falling.
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Falling on purpose?
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I'll give it a shot.
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Good work, Ernie.
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Hi. Cleveland Brown, Jr.
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I've got to sign up
for some stupid sport.
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Fine.
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Go for it.
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May God have mercy
on the pool.
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(light grunting)
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(panting)
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(laughing)
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Give him a chance.
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Four eyes, full gut.
Can't lose.
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(gasping)
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I haven't seen
a tuck that good
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since Silence
of the Lambs.
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You're on the team.
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Hooray.
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My GPA is saved.
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Congratulations,
Junior.
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Welcome aboard, son.
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Here's your uniform.
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Okay, that'll hold one
of my nards.
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What about
the other one?
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That's your
entire uniform.
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I knew I shouldn't have
eaten all that food.
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To Franklin,
who never saw it coming.
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And apparently
never saw Hurt Locker.
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ALL:
To Franklin.
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Anyway, I told Donna
I am who I am
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and I'm going to behave
like I am going to behave.
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Is that why you're not
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at the school board
candidates' dinner tonight?
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Candidates' dinner tonight?
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Oh, God,
she probably told me about it
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and I wasn't listening.
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Wait a minute.
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How do you know
about it?
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I follow Donna
on Twitter.
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It's a very serious,
solemn, unfunny account.
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That's her.
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She always retweets
medical scares.
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I got to get
to that dinner.
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Gus, a suit.
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48 stout.
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GUS:
You got it!
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Excuse me. I'm looking
for the boring dinner.
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Well, let's see:
there's the seminar
on pet insurance,
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the Harry's Law Fan Fiction
Convention
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and then, worst of all,
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the School Board
Candidates' Dinner.
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Thanks.
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And he realized
then and there,
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it was truly Harry's law.
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You never even saw
the show, did you?
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No, but was I close?
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Yes.
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Donna's dinner!
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EMCEE:
Next, please welcome
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Candidate Donna Tubbs
and her husband...
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Just in time.
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Cleveland Brown.
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(gasping):
Oh, my God.
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Donna's replaced me?
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Or what if that is me up there
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and I've stepped through a
break in the
time-space continuum?
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It's me,
Future Cleveland.
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I've come to tell you that
that's not what happened.
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She did replace you.
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Aw.
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Thank you for coming.
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My well-behaved husband,
Cleveland, and I
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appreciate your support.
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Hi, I'm Cleveland.
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I hope you had
a good last weekend,
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and I hope you have a
good weekend this weekend.
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Well, thank you
and thank you.
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Isn't he pleasant?
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Thank you for coming.
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My well-behaved husband,
Cleveland, and I
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appreciate your support.
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Hi, I'm Cleveland.
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Nice to meet you.
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Cleveland, is it?
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What an awesome name!
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What's going on, Donna?
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I demand an explanation!
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And some of those
small sandwiches!
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I never got to work my way
over there!
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Turkey!
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If they're out, roast beef!
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No tuna, obviously!
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It doesn't travel well!
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You know
what I like!
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I'm mad at you!
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Fell asleep.
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I was gonna do a whole
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"stewing husband
sitting in the dark" thing,
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but the old lids
got a little heavy.
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Can we try again?
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(sighs)
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(snoring)
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Well, well, well.
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How was the
candidates' dinner?
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Or should you be asking me,
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since I was the one
there with you?
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Cleveland, I'm sorry
you had to see that,
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and that security threw you
through your car windshield.
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That was from earlier
in the evening.
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I hit a rare eagle on the way
to the event.
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Who was that man, Donna?
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That was Ebert Williams,
the man I hired
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to be my campaign husband.
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I just can't risk
having you embarrass me
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before the election.
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So, there it is.
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Go on.
No, I'm done now.
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Oh, okay.
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So, there it is.
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(sobbing): How could
you replace me, Donna?
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How did you?
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Did you clone me?
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Did you use stem cells?
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What are stem cells?
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I'm against stem cells.
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Actually, your dad
recommended Ebert.
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He's been using him
for years.
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NARRATOR:
Welcome, Freight Train
and Cleveland.
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You're team number one.
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Please accept this
traditional Croatian
woman as your reward.
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(chuckling):
Man, we gonna bust her up.
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Cleveland, I'm sorry
if this hurts your feelings,
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but if I win, I'll be
only the 19th black woman
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to be on
the school board.
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We're talking
about history here.
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But what about my dignity?
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I want you to break up
with your fake husband!
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(sobbing)
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And you didn't bring me
any sandwiches.
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I did. Tuna.
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No! That's worse
than bringing nothing.
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00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:46,751
(high-pitched voice):
You didn't listen.
267
00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:56,528
Ernie, could you
please walk faster?
268
00:09:56,530 --> 00:09:57,529
Nope.
269
00:09:57,531 --> 00:09:59,531
Osteoporosis.
270
00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:00,532
Let me tell
you something.
271
00:10:00,534 --> 00:10:02,534
Swim team's
had six practices,
272
00:10:02,536 --> 00:10:04,069
and you've missed
all of them.
273
00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:05,470
If you don't
want an incomplete,
274
00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:07,606
you will be at
that meet Saturday
275
00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:10,275
in your Speedo
and nothing else.
276
00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:13,311
Although, you'll want to wear
jeans or sweats to the match.
277
00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:16,548
But don't wear the same color
sweatshirt and sweatpants.
278
00:10:16,550 --> 00:10:18,750
It's just...
it's just not a good look.
279
00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,585
Okay. Bye.
280
00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:22,887
(humming)
281
00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:26,257
Junior, you love
them textbooks.
282
00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:27,726
It's over, Johnny!
283
00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:29,561
My academic career is over!
284
00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:31,563
I am a fat kid!
285
00:10:31,565 --> 00:10:33,832
And I cannot get up in front
of the entire school
286
00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:36,534
with Papa Smurf's hat
on my ding-dong!
287
00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:40,572
I'm not sure
you're thinking clearly.
288
00:10:40,574 --> 00:10:42,574
I've never
had more clarity.
289
00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:44,776
Goodbye,
Stoolbend High, forever.
290
00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,611
I'm off to my new life
291
00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:49,648
as either a plus-sized
hand model or a day laborer,
292
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,783
whichever I
can find first.
293
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,418
Good-bye, Ernie.
(cracking)
294
00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:55,020
Silly osteoporosis.
295
00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,655
And I'm only 17.
296
00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:01,126
So, Cleveland threw
a temper tantrum
297
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,794
and wants me
to fire you.
298
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,629
And maybe it's the
right thing to do.
299
00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:05,930
Doesn't matter to me.
300
00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:07,699
I clear 12K a year
being Cleveland
301
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:08,700
for Freight Train.
302
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,835
In fact, he's trying to
book me tomorrow
303
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:13,104
so he can read me
a bedtime story.
304
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:16,107
On the other hand,
the debate is tomorrow,
305
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,610
and I just know that Cleveland
will show up in a pirate hat,
306
00:11:18,612 --> 00:11:20,445
making fart noises,
307
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,714
wearing a T-shirt that says
"Master Debater."
308
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,349
It's gonna cost you
either way, Donna,
309
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,651
because I have a 24-hour
cancellation policy,
310
00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:29,354
and your insurance will
probably only cover
half of it.
311
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,989
Screw it. You're right.
312
00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:32,624
I've come too far.
313
00:11:32,626 --> 00:11:33,892
This is my time,
314
00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,827
and the school board
is just a steppingstone.
315
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:38,530
Before you know it,
I'll be the port commissioner,
316
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,165
then comptroller.
317
00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:42,400
And then, that's it.
318
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:45,070
I'm telling Cleveland
you're not fired.
319
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:47,672
Yeah, your last check bounced,
Donna.
320
00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:49,174
So it's cash from here on in.
321
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:52,077
Thanks for coming
to Gustavo's, Donna.
322
00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:54,713
Welcome to the
Broken Stool, Donna.
323
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,147
Sorry, Gus.
324
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,716
No time for your weirdness.
325
00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,684
Make time!
Uh...
326
00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,686
Uh...
CLEVELAND:
Donna!
327
00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:04,689
Oh, power lunching
at Gustavo's, huh?
328
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:05,724
So did you do it?
329
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:07,525
Did you talk
to your fake husband?
330
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:08,827
Uh, yes.
331
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,662
Yay! Our lives are reset.
332
00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:14,265
And I've decided he's gonna
stay on as my
campaign husband.
333
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,701
He projects the kind
of clean-cut, responsible,
334
00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:18,770
not gonna blow up his friends
335
00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:21,606
playing The Hurt Locker game
image I need to get elected.
336
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:25,710
In my defense, we were
gonna play Human Centipede.
337
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:28,680
It's not just The Hurt Locker
game, Cleveland.
338
00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:30,448
You cause a funeral
every week.
339
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,684
Sometimes real,
sometimes fake.
340
00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:34,119
You're always wearing dresses.
341
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,720
Or burkas.
342
00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:37,722
And look at yourself.
You're not even wearing pants.
343
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,724
Holt is wearing
them as a shirt.
344
00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,559
Fits perfect, bro.
345
00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,695
That's funny, Donna.
346
00:12:43,697 --> 00:12:44,863
That's a grown little man
347
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,698
with his head sticking
out of my zipper.
348
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,566
Why are you not laughing?
349
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:49,801
Cleveland, all I'm trying...
350
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,569
What's happened
to you, Donna?
351
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,705
When did you turn
into such a... this?
352
00:12:53,707 --> 00:12:57,709
You don't even laugh at
the E Trade baby anymore.
353
00:12:57,711 --> 00:12:58,877
You used to be fun!
354
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,712
What happened to
Dynamite Donna?
355
00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:01,780
Remember her?
356
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,150
Where's Dynamite Donna?
357
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,418
♪
358
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,754
♪
359
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:12,924
I'm peeing!
360
00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,826
I remember that night.
361
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:17,729
That was the first time I wore
Robert's pants on my head.
362
00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:19,063
(laughs)
363
00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:20,298
That's not funny.
364
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,800
My lip!
365
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:23,968
The point is,
you were awesome,
366
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,805
and lately,
you're this stick in the mud.
367
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:30,608
Because I'm a grownup now,
and I'm running for office.
368
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:31,743
Well, good luck,
369
00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:33,745
'cause no one's gonna
vote for you.
370
00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:36,247
People want to vote for
someone they can
have a beer with,
371
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:39,584
and right now, I don't think
anyone in this bar
372
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:40,852
would have a beer with you.
373
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,086
That's not true.
374
00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:45,323
(gasps)
You're right.
375
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,026
I guess it wouldn't hurt
to have just one.
376
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,694
To Dynamite Donna.
377
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,896
ALL:
To Dynamite Donna!
378
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,465
(snoring)
379
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,901
(cooing)
380
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,307
(smacks lips)
381
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,943
Well, there goes
my New Year's resolution.
382
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,011
Blacked out on a Tuesday.
383
00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:12,951
Where in the world
is Timbear Sandiego?
384
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,819
(snoring)
385
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:17,222
Motor oil and Kellie Pickler?
386
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:20,024
We must be at the Richmond
International Raceway!
387
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:26,731
The debate's in an hour, and
we're four hours from home!
388
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,366
Uh-oh!
389
00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:35,807
What happened last night?
390
00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:37,242
How did we even get here?
391
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:40,545
And where did we get
all this money from?
392
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,280
♪
393
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:52,824
(cheering)
394
00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:54,893
DONNA:
I'm peeing!
395
00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:58,596
That explains
this scraped knee.
396
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:01,599
So we drove to Richmond
blackout drunk?
397
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,668
No, we Bugs Bunny'd
our way in.
398
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,104
Cleveland, this is hopeless.
399
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,939
I'll never make that debate.
400
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:10,008
The election is
as good as lost.
401
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,276
No, it's not.
402
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,845
You just need a stupid,
irresponsible gesture.
403
00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:15,914
Let Cleveland be Cleveland.
404
00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:21,119
Caution! Caution!
405
00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,688
(tires squealing)
406
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:27,091
(screams)
407
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,893
Hey, what the heck
are you doing, buddy?
408
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,261
You could get killed.
409
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,863
My wife's running
for school board,
410
00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:33,598
and there's a debate
in an hour.
411
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,133
Why didn't you say so?
412
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,802
Nothing is more important
to NASCAR than education.
413
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:38,903
(tires squeal)
414
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:41,873
Tony Stewart! (whimpers)
415
00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:44,142
What's going on over there?
We're trying to have a race.
416
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,611
This lady's gonna be late
for a school board debate.
417
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,913
Guys, we got a school board
emergency.
418
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,815
My mom was a member
of the school board.
419
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:51,916
Her name is Tammy.
420
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,785
All right,
I'll get you there, Tubbs.
421
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:54,886
How'd you know my name?
422
00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:56,421
I didn't. Let's go.
423
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:57,889
I'll get her there faster.
424
00:15:57,891 --> 00:15:58,890
Oh, you want to race?
425
00:15:58,892 --> 00:16:00,358
Climb in.
426
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:04,996
BOTH:
Buckle up.
427
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:08,433
Shift to D for drive, and...
428
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,901
(tires squealing)
429
00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:12,503
Wait a minute,
with Dale and Tony gone
430
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:14,072
and the rest
of the cars wrecked,
431
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:16,975
I can win this thing
just by driving sensibly.
432
00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:21,980
Oh, nuts.
433
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:27,919
Well, let's see if I can wrap
my fat hands around a hammer.
434
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:30,021
(speaking Spanish)
435
00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:42,300
I'm kidding, man.
436
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,935
Grab a hammer
and get to work.
437
00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:45,403
Gracias.
438
00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:50,942
This isn't half bad.
439
00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:52,010
Hot day, man.
440
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:54,779
(high-pitched laughing)
441
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,180
(gasps)
On, no!
442
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:59,684
Really hot day.
443
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,652
Oh, come on!
444
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:04,022
Huh, that kid must have
body issues.
445
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,990
Hey, don't worry.
446
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:08,259
We're in shape
because we're so gay.
447
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:11,529
Uh-oh.
448
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,031
We're out of gas.
449
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,999
(tires squealing)
450
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:16,734
Where are the six guys?
451
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:19,037
What?
I need tires and gas
452
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,338
and I'm getting loose
in the corners.
453
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,707
It's self-serve.
454
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,342
(groans)
455
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:25,977
All is lost.
456
00:17:25,979 --> 00:17:28,046
The hell it is!
457
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,052
(tires squealing)
Go, go, go!
458
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:38,256
Aah!
So which one of us won?
459
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,491
I'll tell you who won:
the children of Stoolbend
460
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,026
because there's nothing
more important
461
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,261
than a public debate
about the issues
462
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,663
confronting educators
in a shrinking economy.
463
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,498
You want to do doughnuts
in the parking lot?
464
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,033
No, I want to go read a book.
465
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:51,936
Of course I want to do
doughnuts in the parking lot.
466
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:54,505
(tires squealing, screaming)
467
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,108
Oh, Cleveland,
what am I doing?
468
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:59,510
I can't go up there
like this.
469
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:02,080
You don't have to because
I'm going to do to you
470
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:04,382
what I and cats have
been doing for years:
471
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,484
a tongue bath.
472
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,190
Thank you, Cleveland.
473
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,291
What about you?
474
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:16,360
There's no time, and I
have no more saliva.
475
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:19,097
Besides, your husband's
already up there.
476
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,800
And I want you to win.
477
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,702
Oh, Cleveland.
478
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,137
Go!
479
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,774
We'll start with
opening statements.
480
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,543
Ms. Tubbs?
481
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:36,314
I'm so glad to be here
tonight with my...
482
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,849
with my...
483
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:41,619
...husband,
Cleveland Brown.
484
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,321
Sit down, Ebes.
485
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:46,124
That's my husband.
486
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,091
(gasping)
487
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,493
I got my spit back!
488
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,228
(sighs)
Yes,
489
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,797
my husband
embarrasses me sometimes,
490
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,799
but who's never
been embarrassed?
491
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:56,601
If people were scared
492
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,069
of being embarrassed,
493
00:18:58,071 --> 00:18:59,604
we would have
no Adam Sandler movies
494
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,439
or politicians.
495
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:04,075
You think Newt Gingrich cares
that everybody knows
496
00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:06,077
he had two failed
open marriages?
497
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:08,112
And do you think
his current wife cares
498
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:10,114
that everyone knows
she's the whore
499
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:12,083
who cheated with a married man
500
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:14,852
while his wife
was battling M.S.?
501
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,088
No, because it was fun.
502
00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:20,258
And so is my husband.
503
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,827
I'm proud of him.
504
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:28,132
And education can be fun, too.
505
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:29,167
(cheering)
506
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,602
Miss Donna was right.
507
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:34,972
I've got nothing
to be embarrassed of.
508
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,141
(sighs)
And that's my stepson,
509
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:40,044
who never misses
a school board meeting.
510
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,512
Send me the minutes.
511
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,193
(cheering)
512
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,128
(gasps)
513
00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:59,964
(squeaking)
514
00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:14,078
(phone rings)
515
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,146
Yes?
516
00:20:15,148 --> 00:20:16,247
It's the results.
517
00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:18,216
I see.
518
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,218
Yes, thank you.
519
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,153
You lost by four votes.
520
00:20:22,155 --> 00:20:23,888
Oh, no.
521
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,524
But the margin was
small enough
522
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:29,660
that it triggered the state's
automatic recount provision!
523
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,329
There will be a recount!
524
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,431
NARRATOR: Next week,
on The Cleveland Show...
525
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,333
My mama's gonna win.
526
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,235
You'll see. You'll all see!
527
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,204
I want back in.
528
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:41,239
(gasps)
529
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:44,075
(moaning)
530
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:52,116
Thank you.
The recount is in. You lost.
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NARRATOR:
Pretend you didn't see
that last clip
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and tune in next week
to find out
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what happens
on The Cleveland Show.