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(funky disco plays)
♪ My name is Cleveland Brown
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♪ And I am proud to be
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♪ Right back in my hometown
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♪ With my new family
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♪ There's old friends
and new friends ♪
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♪ And even a bear
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♪ Through good times
and bad times ♪
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♪ It's true love we share
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♪ And so I found a place
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♪ Where everyone will know
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♪ My happy mustached face
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♪ This is The Cleveland Show. ♪
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(chuckles)
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Rallo, sweetie,
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I want to make sure you stay
warm and don't get scared
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at your dad's, so I'm gonna pack
your feety pajamas
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and Ray Lewis plush doll.
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First of all, it's not a doll,
it's an action pillow.
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And second, stop babying me.
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I'm a man, and I expect
to be treated as such.
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All right, pack your
own damn suitcase.
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I'm gonna go waste three
hours on Pinterest.
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Where you going, Rallo?
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East Stoolbend.
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It's my weekend
with my dad.
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Has it been
a year already?
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You have a dad?
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East Stoolbend?
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Isn't that a little,
uh... urban?
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(scoffs) I ain't scared;
I'm Rallo Tubbs.
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I could finish a chocolate milk
in one sitting.
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Like a man!
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Hey, Cleveland,
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you decide if
you're gonna let me
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take your Garbage Pail Kids
cards to show-and-tell?
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(sucks air through teeth)
I don't know.
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They are my most
prized possession.
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I keep them
in my finest rubber band.
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The wide kind
they use to bundle asparagus.
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Come on, man!
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Pictures of
disgusting cartoon kids
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covered in sores
and bodily fluids.
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Five-year-olds
would eat that up.
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Who you telling?
I got all of 'em!
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Itchy Richie, Slimy Sam,
even the ill-advised
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and discontinued
Really Black Mack.
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Man, that is offensive
and awesome.
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You got to let me take them.
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I'll have to check with Junior;
they're his birthright.
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JUNIOR:
Don't want 'em!
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He's still deciding.
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Look, old Brown,
you're getting old
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and you've
been fat forever.
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You could die from
natural causes at any moment.
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(gasps)
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That's what my doctor told me.
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So, the sooner you let me know
about those cards, the better.
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(doorbell rings)
Dad's here!
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ROBERT: 'Sup, Berta?
ROBERTA: Hey, Dad.
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You know, you've never met
my boyfriend, Federline.
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FEDERLINE:
Hey, yo, what's the haps?
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(Federline beatboxing)
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(loud slap, Federline yelps)
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ROBERT:
Sorry, Berta.
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ROBERTA: No, I told
him not to do that.
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Turns out, by amputating
the right leg,
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I was amputating
the wrong leg.
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(laughter)
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Why aren't you laughing,
Cleveland?
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I'm depressed
'cause we're all gonna die.
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Don't worry, Cleveland,
at least when you die,
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you'll still have us.
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That's a queer statement.
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No, I meant
at the Stoolbend Cemetery.
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I bought burial plots
for all of us.
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Except for Tim, because
he wants to be stuffed.
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Religious reasons.
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I even got plots
for your wives.
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By the way, Lester,
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you're now the biggest
landowner in the county.
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(laughter)
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Bah-dum, bum.
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You want to go to the cemetery
and see the plots?
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Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
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G-G-G-Graveyard?!
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(crow cawing in distance)
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Here we are.
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(gasps)
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Oh, my word.
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Wow, I could stay here forever.
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Yeah, that's
kind of the idea.
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Well, I got a working fridge
in the back of my truck
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stocked with beer and beer;
we could hang out a while.
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That's a great idea!
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This is our land now.
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We should enjoy it.
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One step ahead of you.
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(chuckles)
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Tim.
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♪
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(sighs)
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This has been a perfect day.
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Thank you, Holt.
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I only want to
make you happy.
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That's a queer statement.
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Excuse me.
My wife's grandfather
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is being buried
down the hill.
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I hope he was
dead first.
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(laughs)
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Oh. Continue.
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Well, the turnout
is pretty low.
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Anyhow, I know this may sound
weird, but how would you feel
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about maybe filling
some seats at the funeral?
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I... don't know.
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That's pretty creepy.
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I'll give you 50 bucks each.
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I'm... suddenly
okay with this.
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Rallo, that steak
was divine.
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What's your secret?
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I cook it for four hours
on a lightbulb.
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Mama says I'm not big enough
to use the stove yet.
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(scoffs) How ridiculous is
your ridiculous mama?
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So ridiculous.
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Anybody with eyes can see
I'm a big boy young man.
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(phone chirps)
Hmm.
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Hey, Rallo you want to
go to the playground?
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Hecks yeah!
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Cool. It's three
blocks that way.
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Have a good time. Don't
buy nothing from nobody.
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You're not coming?
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No, I got to go
to Baltimore.
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In Maryland?!
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I don't know.
Is that where it is?
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What am I supposed to do?
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You just said
you're a man.
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You can do
whatever you want.
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A penis is
freedom, man.
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You can handle a night
by yourself, right?
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Yeah. Y-Yeah, I'll be fine.
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Coolio. Here's some
cash for emergencies
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and the keys to
the front door.
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The locks don't work,
but use the keys anyway
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so the junkie who lives in
the hall thinks they work.
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His name's Marvin.
Don't talk to him.
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He'll get in your head.
It's spooky.
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I'll be back
tomorrow-ish.
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Be cool.
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(fly buzzing)
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Maybe I should call Mama.
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No. I'm a man;
I can take care of myself.
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(woman screams in distance)
What was that?
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(helicopter blades whirring,
gunshots)
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(violin playing slashing chords,
wolf howling, eerie moaning)
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(woman cackling)
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I-I'll just watch TV
to get my mind off this.
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NEWS ANCHOR:
According to police,
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the crazy
wolf-ghost-witch-violinist
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is believed to be armed
and flying a helicopter,
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hunting for little boys
who look like you.
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(screams)
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(phone ringing)
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Hello?
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OPERATOR:
Hello. You have
a collect call from...
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ROBERT:
I'm gonna stay in Baltimore
another day. Cool? Cool.
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Don't accept the charges.
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OPERATOR:
Do you accept the charges?
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(sighs)
No.
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I was hoping
he'd bring back some food.
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(keys jangle)
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(loud banging)
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Excuse me, I'm looking
for a Souplantation.
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Sometimes they're
next to Jamba Juices.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Shouldn't y'all be
wearing safety goggles?
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Who are you?
Oh, my bad.
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Rallo Tubbs.
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I'm Tyler.
That's Randall.
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And that's Snoop.
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(knuckles cracking)
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(farts)
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(chuckles)
You guys want
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to shoot hoops or something?
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We would,
but we don't have a ball.
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But thkid does.
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I bet he'd share it.
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Fat kids are usually
good sharers,
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'cause they can't
afford to be jerks.
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Why don't you go
beat him up and take it!
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What?!
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(laughs):
Aw, I get it.
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You're busting
the new kid's chops.
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Go get my ball.
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(gulps)
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Hi. I'm Gunther.
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Would you like
to share my ball?
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I love sharing.
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I bet you do, Gunther.
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Look, this what's
gonna happen:
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I'm gonna take your ball
and lightly push you.
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You are then gonna
fall to the ground
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and pretend to be hurt.
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Understand?
Yeah.
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(loud crying)
You fat bitch!
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Sorry.
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Hot wieners!
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(alarm beeping)
Uhp, suit up, guys.
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Another day,
another funeral.
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Mm. Sure is a lot of dying
going on in this world.
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Let's do this.
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♪
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Friends, family and "the guys,"
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we come here today
to remember... Kamal Patel.
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Kamal worked hard,
sometimes up to ten hours a day,
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for six months, losing his
accent until he became "Brad."
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As Brad, he could make
your plane reservations,
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or help you
troubleshoot Windows 8.
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And as Kamal,
he could make a yellow curry
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that would make both
your mouth and your eyes water.
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And much love to his widow...
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Chan... drak... anta.
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Nailed it.
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Halle-Hindu-Buddha!
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("Don't Fear the Reaper"
by Blue Oyster Cult playing)
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♪ All our times have come
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♪ Here, but now they're gone
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♪ Seasons don't fear
the reaper ♪
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♪ Nor do the wind,
the sun or the rain ♪
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♪ We can be like they are
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♪ Come on, baby,
don't fear the reaper ♪
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♪ Baby, take my hand
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♪ Don't fear the reaper
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♪ We'll be able to fly
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♪ Don't fear the reaper
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♪ Baby, I'm your man...
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♪ La, la-la, la, la
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♪ La, la-la, la, la.
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(song ends)
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Thanks again, Padre,
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for forgiving me
for pushing the fat kid,
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and for keeping your
hands to yourself.
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Tell Jesus
I'll hit him up later.
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That's a nice
suit, Rallo.
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Thanks.
I got it on eBay.
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Peter Dinklage wore it
to the Golden Globes.
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Y'all go to church?
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Yeah. Church's Chicken.
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Now you coming with us.
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Here you go.
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It does everything
your other stuff already does.
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I am gonna be so smug
about owning this.
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Okay. What was
that all about?
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Check your pocket.
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An iPhone?
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You put this in my pocket?
You stole it!
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Looks to me
like you stole it.
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But I'll take it.
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Hey! You kids, stop!
258
00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:34,165
Run!
259
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,567
Be careful with that!
260
00:10:35,569 --> 00:10:37,335
It has a soul!
261
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:38,670
Throw me the phone!
262
00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,238
What, this phone?
263
00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,008
Bad move, Rallo.
264
00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,542
You gonna pay for that.
265
00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:49,347
Oh, my God, no!
266
00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:50,849
SIRI:
What is happening?
267
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,851
I can't feel my legs.
268
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,619
I'm so... cold.
269
00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:55,854
Shh, shh, shh.
270
00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:58,323
It'll be okay.
(sobbing)
271
00:11:03,262 --> 00:11:04,829
(both grunt)
272
00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:07,532
Dad! Help me!
273
00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:11,603
I'm being chased by two ruffians
and a ne'er-do-well!
274
00:11:11,605 --> 00:11:13,138
'Sup, Montclair?
275
00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:14,606
How's your weekend?
276
00:11:14,608 --> 00:11:16,107
Good, good.
277
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,043
So, uh,
c-can you take me home now?
278
00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,344
Like, right now?
279
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:22,280
Yeah, my weekend was good, too.
Thanks.
280
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:25,050
Manners matter, Rallo.
281
00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:31,690
(sighs)
All right, I'm sorry.
282
00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:33,191
How was Baltimore?
283
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,060
I don't want to
tell you now.
284
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,698
Is that a new suit?
285
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,700
Mm-hmm. Got it on eBay.
286
00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:44,736
Tilda Swinton wore it
to the Golden Globes.
287
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,738
Cleveland, the librarian
at school told me
288
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,873
that you were at her mother's
funeral yesterday.
289
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,809
Delores was
your friend's mother?!
290
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,310
Oh, wonderful woman.
291
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,713
Apparently, she had an affair
with Pat Nixon
292
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:57,182
but had the decency
to keep it to herself.
293
00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:58,883
A real class act.
294
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,085
What the hell is going on?
295
00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,920
Holt bought us
burial plots,
296
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,823
so we've been spending
a lot of time at the cemetery.
297
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,325
Then some guy paid us
to go to a funeral,
298
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,027
so we started
doing that.
299
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,829
That is horrible!
Don't worry.
300
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,597
Holt got you a plot, too.
301
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,999
I put you on the end,
because that one time
302
00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:18,069
you were on a plane you said
you liked the aisle seat.
303
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,905
Cleveland, getting paid to go
to strangers' funerals
304
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,741
is gross and wrong.
305
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:25,276
I agree, which is why I stopped
taking the money.
306
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,846
I just do it now
because I enjoy it.
307
00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:30,281
Oh, I should go.
I'm eulogizing someone.
308
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,283
Who?
I don't know.
Some dude.
309
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,853
Cleveland, death is not
something to be taken lightly.
310
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,921
It should be feared and
avoided, like a pit bull
311
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,423
or getting
your hair wet.
312
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,858
You know what?
313
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,926
I'm cashing in my
"forbid" coupon.
314
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:45,463
"This coupon allows Donna
to forbid Cleveland
315
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,732
from doing
one stupid thing."
316
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:51,636
You know, for a birthday present
you called "cheap and lazy,"
317
00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:54,139
you're pretty happy
to have them now.
318
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,707
(door opens)
319
00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:58,109
(chuckles)
Got next year's gift.
320
00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:02,247
So let me get this straight.
321
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:04,048
You beat up three punk kids
322
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:06,050
and gave that fat kid
his ball back?
323
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,152
That's right.
324
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,753
You are the
man, Rallo.
325
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:09,754
I know.
326
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:11,656
I made East Stoolbend my bitch.
327
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,625
Yay! Jiffy Pop!
328
00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:15,059
This burned.
329
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,461
I don't know why.
330
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,029
(knocking)
331
00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:20,965
Nice place, Rallo.
332
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,066
You miss us?
333
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:23,268
What are you
doing here?
334
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,003
Mama!
335
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:27,238
Before you tell her
whatever you're gonna tell her,
336
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:30,408
maybe you should take a look
at these pictures.
337
00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:38,082
Who is it, baby?
Are the Mormons back?
338
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:39,350
Who are these
scruffy kids?
339
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,186
These are, um...
340
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:43,855
They're some kids I met
at Dad's this weekend.
341
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,290
Hello, I'm Tyler.
342
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,025
You must be Rallo's sister.
343
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,026
(giggles)
344
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,928
Oh, I like you.
345
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,196
Y'all come in.
346
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:52,931
I just made Jiffy Pop.
347
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,232
(gulps)
348
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,806
I can't believe
you guys are in my house.
349
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:05,043
Well, you left before we were
done playing with you.
350
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:08,112
Yeah, we're part of
your life now, Rallo.
351
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:09,514
That is so sweet.
352
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,382
I should get
my camera.
353
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:14,018
Rallo, why don't you take your
new friends up to your room
354
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,320
and show them your Xbox
355
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:17,155
or PS3 or Wii or Leap Pad...
Don't! Mom!
356
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,723
Stop telling them what I got!
357
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:21,192
...and I'll go make some
Rice Krispie Treats.
358
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,628
You owe us
for that iPhone, Rallo,
359
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:27,232
and we're not leaving
till we get what's ours.
360
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,800
Who are these
scruffy kids?
361
00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:30,134
(sniffs)
362
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:32,337
You guys smell
like the outside.
363
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:33,972
What do you want, Cleveland?
364
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,974
I wanted to bring you this.
365
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:38,076
Your Garbage Pail Kids cards?
366
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:41,145
Priceless
Garbage Pail Kids cards, yes,
367
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:43,314
for your big
show-and-tell tomorrow.
368
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,983
Huh, show-and-tell.
369
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,018
That sounds profitable.
370
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,586
I don't think I should.
371
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:49,587
Poppycock!
372
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,189
Go on, take them.
373
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,191
Now that I've seen my
final resting place,
374
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,826
I can't wait to die.
375
00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:57,028
And these will
be my legacy.
376
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,529
I share them with you.
377
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:01,399
Huh, fat guys are good
at sharing.
378
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,867
Thanks, Cleveland.
379
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:04,202
That's Creepy
Cleveland.
380
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:05,403
(laughs)
381
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,105
Garbage Pail Kid name.
382
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:09,908
That's how you're gonna
pay us back, Rallo.
383
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,943
You're gonna help us
jack show-and-tell.
384
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,344
No way.
385
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:16,114
I'm not gonna help you steal
from my friends.
386
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:19,250
Then maybe we'll e-mail
those pictures to your mom.
387
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,419
All right, I'll do it.
388
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,355
But this is my last job,
and I'm out of the game.
389
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,723
You hear me?
390
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,258
I got a family now!
391
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,227
They're counting on me!
392
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,762
These melted.
393
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:31,963
I don't know why.
394
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:34,365
(school bell ringing)
395
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:37,535
Show-and-tell
will be extra special today
396
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,371
because Rallo brought
special guests.
397
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,240
Apartment kids.
398
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,175
KIDS:
Ooh!
399
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,712
I'm telling you,
there's no way
400
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,714
you're gonna be able
to jack show-and-tell.
401
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,950
Mrs. Lowenstein makes us
put all the items
402
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:55,286
in a brown paper grocery bag
that she keeps under her desk.
403
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,121
It's like Fort Knox.
404
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,256
You leave that to us.
405
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:00,591
Your job is to cause
a distraction.
406
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:03,328
During recess,
you're gonna play hide-and-seek.
407
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,163
Make sure you're it.
408
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,631
When everyone hides,
409
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,399
you act like
you can't find them,
410
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:11,269
then we'll sneak in
and take the bag.
411
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,670
That's not gonna work.
412
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,172
I'm the hide-and-seek champ.
413
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:15,440
If I don't
find them immediately,
414
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,175
they're gonna know
something's up.
415
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,843
Don't screw this up, Rallo.
416
00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:20,144
Okay, I'll do it.
417
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,413
(groans)
418
00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:29,253
Okay, everyone.
419
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:31,089
After our 40-minute nap,
420
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,091
where I secretly lay down
with you
421
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,259
and pretend you are
my own children,
422
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:38,329
we'll have recess
and then show-and-tell.
423
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,664
(school bell ringing)
424
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,933
(cheering)
425
00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:48,139
It's go time.
426
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,174
Who wants to play
hide-and-seek?
427
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,509
I'll be it.
428
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,277
One,
429
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:55,880
two, three...
430
00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:10,161
You guys are hiding so good.
431
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,964
I don't know
that I'll ever find you.
432
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:22,206
Donna, I've said good-bye
to Brownternity,
433
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,142
my burial plot.
434
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,711
I just came up
with that name now.
435
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,379
I wish I'd thought
of it earlier.
436
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,815
And to apologize
for my behavior,
437
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,985
I'd like to take you out
for a romantic dinner.
438
00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:37,021
Sweet! I'm gonna go put
on my good eating shirt.
439
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:38,923
Hey, Junior.
440
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,858
I haven't seen you much
this episode.
441
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:43,261
Yeah, I got a bye week.
442
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,596
(kids crying)
443
00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:49,200
Man, they took
my grandfather's watch.
444
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:51,936
They took
my grandfather's ashes.
445
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:53,371
This is
your fault, Rallo.
446
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,440
You brought those kids here.
447
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,442
Okay, everybody,
just relax.
448
00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,177
You're right.
449
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,412
I knew they were gonna do this,
and I'm sorry.
450
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,281
But come on,
451
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:06,250
did you really think I would
let them get away with it?
452
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:09,387
Not only am I the best seeker...
453
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,254
(kids gasp)
454
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:13,758
...I'm also the best hider!
455
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,360
(cheering)
456
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:18,463
How'd you do it, Rallo?
457
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,998
During nap time,
I switched the bag.
458
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:26,437
It was surprisingly easy.
459
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,372
Now, how's about
we have us
460
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:30,708
a good old-fashioned
show-and-tell!
461
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,310
(cheering)
462
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,479
Not so fast.
463
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,948
You think you can just
trick us like that?
464
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,716
We want that stuff.
465
00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:41,385
No.
466
00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:43,387
I'm tired of you guys
bullying me.
467
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:46,157
This is ours,
and you can't have it!
468
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,425
Yeah!
469
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:48,960
Get out of here,
you poor kids.
470
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,761
That's right!
Wait, what?
471
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,797
We don't want trash
like you around here.
472
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:56,434
I bet you drink tap
water, like a dog.
473
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:57,969
Whoa, Hot Wheels!
474
00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,403
All of you!
475
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:01,239
These are
human beings.
476
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,773
What's wrong with you?
477
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:05,476
We hate them because they're
bullies and thieves,
478
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,112
not because they're poor
and underprivileged.
479
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:10,248
Which is exactly why they became
480
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,283
bullies and thieves
in the first place!
481
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:15,686
These poor,
broken souls have nothing,
482
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:19,991
and we are so lucky
to have everything.
483
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,326
Theodore, let's give them
your headphones.
484
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,996
Bernard, let's give them
your cuff links.
485
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,931
Hot Wheels,
let's give them...
486
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:29,333
Nah, they're not gonna want
anything of yours.
487
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:32,670
What about you?
488
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,038
What are you giving them?
489
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:37,208
These are to
my Big Wheel.
490
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,277
It's parked out front.
491
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,015
That was a good thing
you did, Rallo.
492
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,483
Uh-huh.
493
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,651
(beeps)
494
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,219
Hello, police?
495
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:51,222
I'd like to report
a stolen Big Wheel.
496
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:53,524
Those kids was dicks.
497
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,826
Cleveland, if I
take this off
498
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:58,062
and see Big Boob June
on a futon again,
499
00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:00,031
we are getting
a divorce.
500
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,700
Here we are!
501
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,303
♪
502
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:09,874
Oh, my God!
503
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,642
Cleveland, what the
hell is wrong with you?
504
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,544
Is this your idea of
a romantic dinner?
505
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,913
This is like something
Nicolas Cage would do.
506
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,048
Donna, wait.
507
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,516
I know it's strange,
508
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:21,485
but it's important to me
that you like this place.
509
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:22,553
Why?
510
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,155
Because when I die--
511
00:20:24,157 --> 00:20:26,357
and let's be honest,
I'm going first--
512
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:29,594
I want you to come visit me
and spend time with me.
513
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,495
So I want you to have
good memories
514
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:33,164
of us here together.
515
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,498
Wow.
516
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,601
That was actually...
thought out.
517
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:39,003
Donna, may I have
this dance?
518
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:42,206
You want me to literally
dance on our graves?
519
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,842
Our future graves, yes.
520
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:53,618
Hey, Donna, you want to join
the six feet under club?
521
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I don't need to join, but
I'll renew my membership.
Mm.