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(funky disco plays)
♪My name is Cleveland Brown
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♪And I am proud to be
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♪Right back in my hometown
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♪With my new family
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♪There's old friends
and new friends ♪
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♪And even a bear
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♪Through good times
and bad times ♪
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♪It's true love we share
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♪And so I found a place
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♪Where everyone will know
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♪My happy mustached face
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♪This isT he Cleveland Show.♪
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(chuckles)
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What are you doing here?
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Had to return
some of mom's clothes.
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Me and the guys had some
high jinks that got canceled.
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Car looks good.
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It better.
Lowrider show's next weekend.
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The How Low Can You Low
Lowrider Convention?
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That's right.
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And this year, I think
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I'm gonna get a chance
to meet Diselle.
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Who's Diselle?
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Only the greatest
bikini car model
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to ever lean on a lowrider.
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She practically invented
bending over the hood.
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She sounds beautiful.
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I remember
the first time you went.
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Seems like it was
just yesterday.
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Dad, can I go with you
to the car show?
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No.
Okay.
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Can I help you
fix the car?
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No.
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Who's he?
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That's you when
you get older.
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Hi.
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Wait a minute.
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I'm talking to myself in 1977.
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Listen to me:
take $1,000--
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steal it if you have to--
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and buy Apple stock.
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Applesauce?
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No! Stock in Apple.
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It's a company.
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I'm buying applesauce.
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No!
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Dang.
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But I do like applesauce.
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Either way, good investment.
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Hand me that socket
wrench on the bench.
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Really?
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Just grab it for me.
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No, that's the bang-bang one.
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(sucking air through teeth)
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Thanks.
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He said, "Thanks"!
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And then?
And then?
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It's the first time
he's ever let me in.
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Not just into his garage
but into his life.
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We were building
that car together.
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If I didn't so expertly
hand him that socket wrench,
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who knows what would
have happened?
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Nothing?
Who cares?
Something?
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Look, I think it's nice
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that you two had
a moment today,
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but I don't want you...
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(cell phone rings)
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Oh, hey, Dad.
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I had fun today.
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I see.
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I am.
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I will.
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I were. Good-bye.
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(phone beeps)
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Oh, baby, what did he say?
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He was calling
to let me know
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(begins to yell):
that he's going
to the junkyard today
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and he wants me
to come along with him
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to help find parts
for the car,
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and I probably should have
started being louder
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later in the sentence,
but I don't care
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because in your face!
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Junior, it's pretty creepy
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that you still
come to this park.
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I like to come
for the 30 or 40
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simultaneous quinceañeras
each weekend.
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You'd be surprised
how much ownership
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they take
of a public space.
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(festive music playing)
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(grunting)
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(clanking and beeping
in distance)
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(beeping, whirring)
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Look at that dump truck.
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Look at that cement mixer.
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Oh, they got a
Broderson IC-80?
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(whistles)
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This is a big-money project.
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(glass breaks)
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(laughing)
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Why are you picking
on that one?
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That thing broke down
for the last time.
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We're getting rid of it.
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Now, if you'll excuse
us, we've got some
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late '80s Playboys
to look at.
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This is pretty cool.
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(engine starts)
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(screaming)
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Calm down, dumb-ass.
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I fixed it.
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Oh, no, no, yeah, yeah.
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So, how'd you do it?
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Every boy under
the age of seven
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knows everything about trucks
and dinosaurs.
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And then we forget it all
when we discover Star Wars.
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And later, boobies.
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Let's take it for a spin.
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But how do we get it
out of here?
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Leave that to me.
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I've got what doctors call
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a "fat, middle-aged,
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construction worker build."
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Hey, Mack.
Hey, Bub.
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I'm gonna take this
to get washed.
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Great. I'm gonna
sweat profusely
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and get very little done.
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(whooping)
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(laughing)
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(cat meows)
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A cat stuck in a tree?
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Aw, it looks scared.
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It's a scaredy cat.
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Oh, that's what that means.
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(meows)
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(cries)
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(Cleveland Jr. meowing)
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(meows)
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(both chuckle)
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Thank you, magical giraffe.
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(chuckling)
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Now, let's get this back
to the site and see
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if there's a jackhammer
we can pogo around town on.
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We're not taking
old Cherry back.
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You saw what she did.
She can help people!
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And I know exactly where
to hide her.
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Hey, Junior, now hide me!
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(chuckles)
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(sniffs)
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Aw, come on, dog.
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Why you gotta do me like that?
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Hello, Donna.
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I take it you two had
a good time?
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Who? My father and I?
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Oh, yes, yes, yes,
I suppose it was fun.
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But not as fun as we'll be
having next weekend
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when we go to the lowrider
convention together!
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Paced it right that time.
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He invited you?
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Something's real fishy here.
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This is the new
Freight Train.
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You're like a
stripper, Donna;
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you just won't
accept change.
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Dad! You want to come sit
in our marital bed?
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Scooch, woman!
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I hope I wasn't interrupting
anything.
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Nah. It's not Thursday evening
or Saturday after cartoons.
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You got any
peanut butter?
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Your mother won't let me keep
any in the house.
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Mom's stupid.
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I hate her and like you now.
Take what you want.
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Why didn't you just go
to the store?
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There's a peanut
butter store?
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Them squirrels
lied to me.
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Cleveland, your father's
acting very odd.
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Acting odd is what
made Jim Carrey a star
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for five years.
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Who?
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(phone rings)
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Hello? One second.
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Cleveland, wake up.
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Is it Saturday?!
Did I miss the cartoons?!
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I'm ready!
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It's your mother.
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Well, there goes
the 'rection.
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(sweetly):
Hi, Mommy.
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We'll be right there!
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(tires screech)
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Oh, thank God!
He's crazy!
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I don't know how he got
the peanut butter.
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I threw it all out.
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What's the peanut butter
all about?
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It's about protection!
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So they can't get
into my memories.
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Peanut butter
is nature's tinfoil.
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Who's they?
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Those damn octopuses
on the sky chariots.
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I don't see 'em.
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That's because there's
nothing there.
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Oh, thank God.
I thought I needed glasses.
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How stupid would
I look in glasses?
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(nerdy voice):
Uh, I added more RAM
to my floppy drive.
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I told you he was
acting crazy!
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Being so nice to you.
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LAVAR:
Watch out!
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Here come the octo-chariots
from Targzissia!
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Daddy gone Bonanzas.
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I'll blast 'em for you, Dad!
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Pyoo! Pyoo! I got 'em!
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You can come down now.
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Thank you
for saving my life.
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I love you, son.
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(Cleveland hums happily)
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Did you hear that?!
My dad says he loves me!
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All right, gotta go
light up my butt fuse
for extra power.
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Light it!
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I'm never gonna forget
this night.
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Well, as you can see,
the wall is blocked.
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That's why we're
not getting any flow.
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Could you remove the wall?
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Oh, I've thought of that,
but it's too risky.
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Unless I put
the steam shower here.
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Dr. Fist, can we talk about
Freight Train for a moment?
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Oh, I guess I'll continue
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to take regular showers
like some fat woman.
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His brain looks fine, so we
can rule out anything serious.
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That's good, right?
Oh, definitely.
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It means you can laugh out
loud at his mental illness
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and not have
to try to hide it.
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(EKG beeping)
Yeah, blow that jazz, daddy-o.
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(laughs)
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You see? What a lunatic.
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So then he can
come home?
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Unfortunately, we won't know
what's causing this
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until we get back
his toxicology report.
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Ah, here it is.
Thank you, Freddy.
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(reads to himself)
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Mr. Brown, were you
on heart medication?
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Yeah.
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And were you taking anything
for erectile dysfunction?
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I was ordering pills
online from Canada.
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Viagr-ehses.
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Uh-huh. And what about
the male enhancement
supplement ExtenZe?
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No. But I was taking the
generic version, LongerZe.
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I've also been taking
prenatal vitamins
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to make me younger,
stem cells from a shark,
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like Jason Street, and I ate
the DVD of Limitless.
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Now I'm a karate man!
Hyuh! Wha-ah!
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Taxi!
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(EKG steady tone)
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Well, it's just
as I suspected.
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Your father created
a dangerous cocktail of drugs.
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You see, they're like
22-year-old girls;
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individually they'll do
wonders for you,
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but when you put them all
together in the back
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of a limo to Atlantic City,
you're liable to go crazy.
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Do you do that?
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I make a lot of money.
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Well, from now on,
he can't take any
more medication.
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That should get him
back to normal.
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So, if he stops now, how long
till he's back to normal?
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Two or three days.
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Until then, I recommend he be
placed in, oh, you know, um...
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Do you remember, in the Batman
movies, where the Joker lived?
263
00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:49,120
We never saw
his primary residence.
264
00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:51,089
He's talking about
the nuthouse, Cleveland.
265
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,224
No! No nut!
266
00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,293
I'll take care of
him in my house.
267
00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:56,461
What?!
268
00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:58,129
No what!
Don't you see?
269
00:09:58,131 --> 00:09:59,097
I've got to cram all
the father-son bonding
270
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:02,100
we never had
into three days,
271
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,135
and then when he's
back to normal,
272
00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:05,070
he'll remember
how good it felt.
273
00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:06,538
Let's get back
to our game.
274
00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:07,939
Duck. Duck.
275
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:11,476
Duck. Duck.
Goose!
276
00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:14,079
(yelling gibberish)
277
00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:15,714
(laughs)
Can't be beat!
278
00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,949
25 and six!
279
00:10:22,421 --> 00:10:24,723
Rallo, this town needs us.
280
00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:29,327
See that right there?
281
00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,262
That's a Frisbee-brand
flying disc
282
00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,732
a boy probably lost
two years ago.
283
00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:34,966
And there's a teddy bear,
no doubt thrown up there
284
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,636
by a mean older brother.
285
00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:39,070
And isn't that
your friend Murray?
286
00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,939
Hey, Rallo!
287
00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:44,509
Yeah, he likes to stare at
the college dorms
from up there.
288
00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,411
We're the only ones
who can help them.
289
00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:49,481
And we've got nothing...
else... to do.
290
00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:55,120
I'm back!
291
00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,354
(in deep voice):
For revenge!
292
00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:57,455
(gasps)
293
00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:58,590
(giggling)
294
00:10:58,592 --> 00:11:00,358
I'm kidding.
295
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,327
I've been to Heaven.
296
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,362
It's beautiful!
297
00:11:11,637 --> 00:11:13,938
GIRL:
My Frisbee!
298
00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:17,042
And broken glass!
299
00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:19,611
Thank you, Magical Giraffe!
300
00:11:19,613 --> 00:11:23,782
(laughs)
I, uh, I-I was
waving my wiener
301
00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:27,018
at police helicopters,
and I fell asleep.
302
00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:42,267
(engine idling)
303
00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:50,308
(engine revving)
304
00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:57,582
How's it going
with your dad?
305
00:11:57,584 --> 00:12:00,018
Why don't you check the
video I posted to UTube
306
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,320
just now and see?
307
00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:06,825
Nice throw, son!
308
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:09,427
Thanks, Dad!
309
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,596
(cooing)
310
00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:20,972
They're gaining on us!
Here, I'll help you!
311
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,242
Now we shave down there.
312
00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:28,213
Wow, this has
10,000 views?
313
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,048
I can't stop
watching it.
314
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,716
FREIGHT TRAIN:
Look out the window!
315
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:32,751
Rallo and Junior are
riding a magical giraffe!
316
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,986
Love you, Crazy!
317
00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:37,521
That's right.
318
00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:39,591
You get a shiny coat this way.
319
00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:41,559
You know
who else has a shiny coat?
320
00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:44,863
Steve Harvey. Mm-hmm.
321
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,765
And I bought you a lifetime
supply of Turtle Wax--
322
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:49,734
one bottle.
323
00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:50,935
(truck engine approaching)
324
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,771
We got company.
325
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,773
The construction company,
specifically.
326
00:12:57,243 --> 00:13:00,278
Those big hairy brutes
want to take my Cherry!
327
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,280
Hold on, let's see if
it's just two kids
who stole a truck.
328
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:05,449
Nope. Uh-oh.
329
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,085
Yes?
330
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:09,053
Good afternoon, ma'am.
331
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:11,756
I'm a construction worker,
so first of all,
nice cans, toots.
332
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,958
Well, thank you.
333
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,494
Second of all,
are these your sons?
334
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,830
Son and stepson, yes. Why?
335
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:21,065
They stole a cherry picker
from our site,
336
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:23,802
and we need it back
so we can junk it. (chuckles)
337
00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:25,570
That thing's worth more
scrapped than alive.
338
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:29,007
I think I'd notice
a stolen truck around here.
339
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,509
I'm the head of this
household, and
I pay attention to...
340
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,578
Bye, Mom.
Off to the library.
341
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,346
Study hard.
342
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,514
Look, lady,
where are your boys right now?
343
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:39,017
Well, they're out back
playing in the tree house
344
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,819
that we've never had.
345
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,854
And now it's gone!
346
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:43,521
(grunting)
347
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,027
Drive, Rallo!
348
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:52,030
Drive till your thumb
and forefinger ache!
349
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:54,999
I'm up high!
350
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,568
BOTH:
So are we!
351
00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:00,772
(to the tune of "Car Wash"):
♪At the car show
352
00:14:00,774 --> 00:14:03,775
♪Whoa, whoa, whoa,
at the car show, yeah ♪
353
00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:05,844
♪Mm, mm.
354
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:08,112
I didn't know any songs
with "lowrider" in it.
355
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:11,816
But, re-irregardless,
the car show is today.
356
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:14,419
And don't worry. I got
plenty of peanut butter
for protection.
357
00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:19,324
Peanut butter?! Do I look
like George Washington Carver?
358
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,959
I don't know.
359
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:23,661
Hmm. Kind of.
360
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,396
Huh. I should remember
that for Halloween.
361
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,899
Out of my way, dummy.
Dummy?!
362
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,868
Why are you repeating
what I'm saying, fatty?
363
00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:31,870
Fuh-Fuh-Fuh-Fuh-Fatty?!
Oh, no!
364
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:37,075
My fuh-fuh-fuh-father's
regained his
fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh sanity.
365
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,076
Well, this is not going
to make our trip
366
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,377
as much fun, but...
367
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,213
Our trip?
My trip.
368
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,482
Oh, fuh-fuh-fuh... darn!
369
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:52,357
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Hel-lowriders!
370
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:55,660
Want to give a big shout-out
to all the cholos and cholas,
371
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:58,396
all the brothers and sisters
and that one white guy,
372
00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,597
who are competing
for the chance
373
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,867
to be crowned
the Lowest of the Low.
374
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:06,838
If you think that's you, then
raise 'em where I can see 'em.
375
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,741
(loud, hydraulic
whirring and clunking)
376
00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:15,513
♪Yes, I'm the only one
377
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:19,484
♪Who walks across
the fire for you. ♪
378
00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:24,589
No brakes.
Got to keep it low!
379
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,190
Broke the door.
380
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:28,293
Got to Luke Duke it
in and out of here.
381
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:29,794
Cleveland, what the
hell are you doing here?
382
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:30,862
I'm entering my car.
383
00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:34,132
Check out my grill--
George Foreman.
384
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,934
Plugged it into the battery.
385
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,069
Hit a couple rabbits
on the way here.
386
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:40,204
Ate 'em.
Don't feel well.
387
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:42,240
What is tetanus?
388
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,942
You don't belong here.
389
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,444
But I love lowriders,
just like you.
390
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,414
Matter of fact,
I hope we see a Highyunday,
391
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:52,216
a K.I.A., a Chee-vai...
392
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:53,451
(grunts)
Yeah, yeah.
393
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:57,422
Or maybe a Mazz-da,
or a Fard,
394
00:15:57,424 --> 00:16:00,158
a Cahdillick,
a Suh-tern,
395
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,927
a pike-oop troock.
396
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:05,263
Oh, come on! You know
how to say "pickup truck!"
397
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:07,632
Look at all those corses.
398
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,167
Cleveland, I don't
want you here.
399
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,169
I came here without
you for a reason.
400
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,237
You suck and I
can't stand you.
401
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:14,672
That's two reasons.
402
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:15,807
(sighs)
403
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:22,680
(engine starts,
Cleveland cries) ♪I'm the only
one who'll drown in... ♪
404
00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:27,285
I wonder how long
would it take for our pee
to hit the ground.
405
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,486
I don't know.
406
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:31,522
I found those kids!
What?
407
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,625
I'm sorry. I mean,
"dose" kids.
408
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,260
Oh, right over "dere"!
409
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:37,562
Get 'em!
410
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,765
Oh, God, they found us.
411
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,434
Those blue-collar maniacs
are after the property
412
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,470
we stole from them!
413
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,572
Their dirty fingernails
are coming after us! Let's go!
414
00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:55,713
(whirring)
415
00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:00,284
Are they gaining on us?
416
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,587
No. They're still
exactly where they were.
417
00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:07,291
(engine sputtering)
418
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,627
What's happening?
We're running
out of gas.
419
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,996
If only that would happen
to you.
420
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,364
I know.
421
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,566
(sad fart sound)
422
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,835
We can't let 'em crush
Cherry into scrap metal
423
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:18,736
that'll be turned
into wheelchairs
424
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,405
for returning veterans!
425
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:22,040
Wait! I've got an idea!
426
00:17:23,675 --> 00:17:25,676
(engine sputtering)
427
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,311
She died.
428
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:29,414
No. I stopped her.
429
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:30,748
Children of Stoolbend,
430
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:35,253
this is Cherry,
your Magical Giraffe!
431
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,654
(children cheering)
432
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:39,657
And those men want
to kill her!
433
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:40,858
You stole it.
434
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,260
We saved it!
435
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,595
Children, Red Rover positions!
436
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,365
♪Fah who for-aze
437
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:50,268
♪Dah who dor-aze...
438
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:53,037
You'll have to crush us
to get Cherry!
439
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:55,406
Hey, Jack, quick
cost-benefit analysis.
440
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,241
What happens if
we crush the kids?
441
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,843
PR nightmare
for two weeks,
442
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,079
then America returns
to watching The Voice.
443
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,781
Still, some
of those kids are ours.
444
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:04,949
All right, kids, you've
got your Magical Giraffe.
445
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:10,621
(cheering)
446
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,891
(birds squawking,
chatter of children)
447
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:17,895
It was a long, short
road to get here, but we
did something.
448
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:21,199
You're right, Junior.
We really...
449
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,667
did something.
450
00:18:26,638 --> 00:18:31,409
All right, give it up
for Gus the Bartender!
451
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,377
I don't have hydraulics.
452
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:35,480
Those were ghosts in there.
453
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:40,418
Now give it up
for our next contestant,
Mr. Cleveland Brown!
454
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,386
(tires squeak)
Cleveland, what
are you doing here?
455
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,288
I thought I told
you to go home.
456
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:47,592
Yeah, well, my lowrider's
gonna beat your lowrider.
457
00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:50,161
I paid a couple
of laughing Mexican guys
458
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,630
to soup up my Dadge Strotus.
459
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,831
Huh? How about that?
460
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:58,569
I call this one
"The Sports Bra." Bounce!
461
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:01,339
Who's laughing now,
besides me and the Mexicans?
462
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,941
Oh, you want to see more?
463
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:07,945
I call this, "Christina
Hendricks is Late
For The Bus."
464
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,080
(applause, cheering
and whistling)
465
00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:18,623
My crannium!
466
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,258
My bones and musculature!
467
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,959
My crannium!
468
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,661
My bones and musculature!
469
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,430
My crannium!
470
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:29,767
If I dies, I dies.
471
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,469
Hey, this guy took a car
in the head!
472
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:32,036
Cleveland!
473
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:35,339
Cleveland!
474
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,140
(echoing):
Cleveland!
475
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,342
I'm calling 911!
476
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,144
I ain't waiting on them!
477
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,180
Oh, but, Freight Train,
if you leave now,
478
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,649
you'll be
disqualified!
479
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:46,717
I was almost
disqualified already,
480
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:49,187
but my boy didn't give up on
me and put me in the nuthouse.
481
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,689
He took me into his home,
cared for me,
482
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,891
bath'd me, washed
what made him.
483
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:57,361
And I'm not
gonna give up on him.
484
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,063
This is the first time
I've ever picked up my boy.
485
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:01,232
(grunting)
486
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:02,967
(panting)
487
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,235
Damn, he's fat!
488
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:05,770
(grunting)
489
00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:09,507
Is this the lowrider?
490
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:12,910
But... but it's a show car.
491
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,245
Then let's show 'em
what it can do.
492
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:17,748
(tires squealing)
493
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,417
Diselle!
494
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,219
I finally got
her on my hood.
495
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,221
Oh, well.
496
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:25,456
(whimpering, panting)
497
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:31,062
(boing)
498
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:37,235
(rhythmic beeping)
Where am I?
499
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,936
In the hospital.
500
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,205
Good. How did I get here?
501
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,207
Wait. Did you drive me here?
502
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,942
What?! That's plumb dumb.
503
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,111
I had a auto show to win. See?
504
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:51,115
If I drove you,
how could I have won this?
505
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:53,684
That's clearly
a homemade prize you made.
506
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:56,420
Shut up, fool!
You drove me.