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'In a land of myth
and a time of magic

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'the destiny of a great kingdom
rests on the shoulders
of a young boy.

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'His name...

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'Merlin.'

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Yes.

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Gaius asked me to fetch a book...

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The Bestiary of Gwilym of Cambria.

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The Bestiary?

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I haven't seen that for many years.

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It will be somewhere in
the East Wing. I have no idea where.

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East...

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is that way.

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Yeah.

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Great.

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GROANING

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BANGING

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GROANING

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Onluc scrin!

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Booo!

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Are you going to say something,

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or shall I?

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You can speak?

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You're a sharp one.

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Ooh, aaah.

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I can't tell you how good it feels
to be able to do that. And that.

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And this.

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Ssshhh!

28
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I have been squished
and squashed inside that box
for more than 50 years.

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Time to have some fun. Woo-hoo!

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There you go!

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Look, have fun, quietly...

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Very quietly.

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Uh-oh.

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No! You are going to get both of us
into serious trouble.

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Oh... Oh... Oh!

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Oh, dear. What a shame. Never mind.

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Right. That's it.

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You're going back in that box while
I work out what to do with you.

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Oh. All right.

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If I really must.

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WHIMPERS

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In.

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Oh.

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Ha, ha!

45
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Fooled you!

46
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Stop messing around!

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FOOTSTEPS

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CRASHING

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GOBLIN LAUGHS

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Oooh!

51
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Nah... Nah... Nah...

52
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Maybe?

53
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Nah.

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Nah.

55
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Nah.

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(Got you!)

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GROANS

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SILENCE

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BUZZING

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No!

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Bull's-eye!

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Someone's going to see you!

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Really?
I'm just having a little tidy up.

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You want to get rid of all of this.
Nasty mess up here.

65
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Nobody's had a brush up here
for years.

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Look at it. It's all old.

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Right, that's enough. I'm off.

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Found it.

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Ah.

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BANGING

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No!

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No, no, no.

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No! No!

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None here.

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Oh!

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None under here either.

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Merlin!

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I really hope for your sake you have
a good explanation for this.

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I do have a good explanation.

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I'm spring cleaning.

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It isn't spring,

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and it certainly isn't clean.

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That's because
I've only just started.

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DOOR CREAKS

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You wait until I've finished.

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You'll be able to eat your dinner
off the floor.

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Not that you'd want to.

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BANGING

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What was that?

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Why don't I go and see and you can
make yourself comfortable.

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Nearly, nearly.

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Nearly, nearly,

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nearly, nearly, nearly.

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GOBLIN SNIFFS

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Oh. No!

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CLEARS THROAT

97
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I'm really not sure it suits you,
Merlin.

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That's it.

99
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It seems you have
unleashed a goblin.

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I know that face.
It's not good, is it?

101
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Goblins are the most
mischievous of creatures.
Mischievous, and dangerous.

102
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It didn't seem dangerous.
Believe me, Merlin.

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Goblins will stop at nothing to
get their hands on the one thing
they value above all others. Gold.

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DOOR OPENS

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You're needed for a matter of great
urgency and extreme delicacy.

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What is it?

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It's my father.

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I should warn you.
If you value your lives,
do not even think about laughing.

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Father?

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I'm behind the screen.

111
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Only an enchantment could cause
Uther to lose his hair like that.

112
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I have no doubt
that goblin is to blame.

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We must catch it
before it does any real damage.

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Did you see Uther's face?

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Merlin, what do you think Uther
will do to the person responsible
for releasing the goblin?

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We need to catch it.
How do we do that?

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We need to set a trap.
And for that, we need gold,

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and plenty of it.

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GENTLE SNORING

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Who's there?

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(Oferbraedels ahreos!)

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Oh! Oh!

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Uh!

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Oh! Oh!

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Oh!

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Guards!

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Oooh!

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Oh! Lovely gold.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Ah!

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Oh!

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Ohhhh! Ohhhh!

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Oh! Ah!

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Arghh!

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BUZZING

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Gaius?

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Did you see where it went?

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You let it escape, you stupid boy!

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And now you just stand there like
a sack of potatoes! Go after it!

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Go! Shoo!

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Shoo!

143
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I've searched the entire palace.

144
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There's no sign of the goblin
anywh... What happened?

145
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It's that pesky goblin!

146
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You let it escape,
and it's ransacked my premises.

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You've got some cleaning up to do.

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Clean, clean!

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Where are you going?

150
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I am going to the tavern.

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You never go to the tavern.

152
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Then I shall see
what I've been missing.

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CHANTING

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Shall we arm-wrestle, or do
you require a moment to recover
what little strength you have?

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HE BURPS

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Oh...

157
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You look terrible.
How much did you drink last night?

158
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You don't look so good yourself.
What's your excuse? What?

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Ssshhh!

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Too much talking.

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I have a head like
the inside of a drum,

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and a mouth like a badger's armpit.

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Eugh. A badger's armpit?

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Make yourself useful.

165
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Go to the market
and fetch my breakfast.

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Away. Go!

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HE BURPS

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Mmm...

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Gaius.

170
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Yes, yes. What is it?

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I couldn't sleep last night.

172
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My healing bracelet has been stolen.

173
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Oooh. A tragedy and travesty.

174
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Whoever stole it should be hanged,
flogged and hanged again!

175
00:15:09,204 --> 00:15:11,073
I was hoping you could give me
a sleeping draft.

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A sleeping draft? Can't you
count sheep like everyone else?

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00:15:15,484 --> 00:15:19,085
Why are you bothering me
with such things? Shoo.

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I don't know why
you are being like this.

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I'm the King's ward,
and you shall do as I ask.

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Ooooh.

181
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Shall I now?

182
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I can see deep into your heart.

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And it's cold.

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Cold as stone.

185
00:15:41,127 --> 00:15:44,127
You play at being Uther's
loving ward, you play it so well.

186
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You fool him, but you don't fool me.

187
00:15:47,807 --> 00:15:52,888
You would see Uther dead
and Camelot destroyed.

188
00:15:52,888 --> 00:15:54,448
Why would you say such a thing?

189
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Because it is the truth.

190
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There is evil in your heart.

191
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I don't know what has come over you.

192
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:05,209
You were always
such a good friend to me.

193
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I see the truth frightens you.

194
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,130
It's you that frighten me.

195
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Do you not want your sleeping draft
after all, Lady Morgana?

196
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One moment.

197
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Sweet dreams.

198
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Do come back and see me, any time.

199
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Say aaahhh oooh aah ooh
ahh ooohh.

200
00:16:48,533 --> 00:16:52,174
Aaahhh oooh aah ooh ahh ooohh.

201
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He is certain to die.

202
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Oh! I don't feel like I'm dying.

203
00:16:56,894 --> 00:17:00,301
If you value your life,
you won't say another word.

204
00:17:00,301 --> 00:17:03,415
It could kill you instantly. Sssh.

205
00:17:05,246 --> 00:17:06,667
I believed he had a broken rib.

206
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:10,554
A broken rib that has become
infected, with a most severe
and terrifying infection

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that can only be
treated by this remedy.

208
00:17:14,525 --> 00:17:16,976
Alas, it's very expensive.

209
00:17:17,613 --> 00:17:19,200
We do not have any money to spare.

210
00:17:20,014 --> 00:17:21,981
In that case your husband will die
and you will spend

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00:17:21,981 --> 00:17:23,860
the rest of your life
in poverty and misery,

212
00:17:24,066 --> 00:17:26,373
before dying a lonely, cold death,

213
00:17:27,101 --> 00:17:29,012
which is no less than you deserve.

214
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HE TRIES TO SPEAK

215
00:17:49,139 --> 00:17:50,499
What can I do for you?

216
00:17:50,499 --> 00:17:53,459
It is more a question
of what I can do for you.

217
00:17:53,459 --> 00:17:56,580
It seems you are developing
the symptoms already.

218
00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:58,580
The symptoms for what?

219
00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:00,820
For a most severe and terrifying
infection

220
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that is sweeping
through Camelot like a plague.

221
00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:06,741
I haven't heard anything
about an infection?

222
00:18:06,741 --> 00:18:10,981
That's because those who catch it
are immediately struck dumb.

223
00:18:10,981 --> 00:18:13,781
Fortunately I have developed
a very effective cure.

224
00:18:15,821 --> 00:18:19,462
Which is yours
in exchange for a gold coin?

225
00:18:20,422 --> 00:18:21,702
Very funny.

226
00:18:21,702 --> 00:18:22,942
Is it?

227
00:18:22,942 --> 00:18:25,222
I don't hear anyone laughing.

228
00:18:25,222 --> 00:18:28,303
You've never charged me
for remedies before?

229
00:18:28,303 --> 00:18:30,263
Then I have clearly been a fool.

230
00:18:30,263 --> 00:18:31,983
Do you wish for a cure,

231
00:18:31,983 --> 00:18:35,063
or do you wish to walk around
with a face covered in boils

232
00:18:35,063 --> 00:18:36,823
and your nose dripping with snot?

233
00:18:36,823 --> 00:18:38,824
Boils?

234
00:18:38,824 --> 00:18:42,304
Big, pussy boils.

235
00:18:42,304 --> 00:18:45,024
Bigger than you've ever seen.

236
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:47,584
I'll fetch a coin.

237
00:18:51,185 --> 00:18:53,465
Come on. Come on.
I haven't got all day.

238
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,186
A most wise decision.

239
00:19:05,626 --> 00:19:08,066
You're sure this treatment
will work, Gaius?

240
00:19:08,066 --> 00:19:09,907
I am quite certain of it, my Lord.

241
00:19:27,148 --> 00:19:29,828
Is it really necessary
to slap my head like that?

242
00:19:29,828 --> 00:19:34,629
Completely and utterly necessary.
We must restore
the circulation to the scalp.

243
00:19:34,629 --> 00:19:36,789
You wish your hair
to grow back, my Lord?

244
00:19:37,949 --> 00:19:39,229
Get on with it then.

245
00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:49,190
Mmm...

246
00:19:58,951 --> 00:20:00,031
You're the goblin!

247
00:20:00,031 --> 00:20:02,152
Have you lost your mind?

248
00:20:02,152 --> 00:20:04,632
No, but you have.
Or at least it's been taken over.

249
00:20:04,632 --> 00:20:06,272
Don't be ridiculous.

250
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,872
I know Gaius as well I know myself
and you're not him.

251
00:20:08,872 --> 00:20:11,552
You've got me.

252
00:20:11,552 --> 00:20:15,953
How do you like my new body?
It's a bit old and creaky,
but it's ever so much fun.

253
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:20,673
It's not yours. It's Gaius'.
What have you done with him?
He's still in here somewhere.

254
00:20:20,673 --> 00:20:22,353
Gaius has done you no harm.

255
00:20:22,353 --> 00:20:24,914
Leave him.

256
00:20:24,914 --> 00:20:28,394
All right, you've convinced me.

257
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,074
On second thoughts...

258
00:20:30,074 --> 00:20:32,634
I think I'll stay where I am.
I like it in here.

259
00:20:32,634 --> 00:20:36,195
The freedom. The gold. The beer.

260
00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:37,635
Did I mention the gold?

261
00:20:37,635 --> 00:20:39,195
If you hurt Gaius...

262
00:20:41,355 --> 00:20:42,395
..I will kill you.

263
00:20:42,395 --> 00:20:43,955
You'd be killing him!

264
00:20:43,955 --> 00:20:46,596
You see the problem?
I'm him. He's me.

265
00:20:46,596 --> 00:20:48,956
We're all jumbled up in here!

266
00:20:52,636 --> 00:20:56,477
There have been instances
of vandalism around the palace,
and thefts.

267
00:20:56,477 --> 00:20:59,197
I myself was a victim.

268
00:20:59,197 --> 00:21:03,157
Unfortunately,
the thief managed to elude me.

269
00:21:03,157 --> 00:21:04,797
FARTING

270
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,278
SHE GASPS

271
00:21:12,558 --> 00:21:15,518
FARTING

272
00:21:15,518 --> 00:21:18,079
Double the guard.

273
00:21:18,079 --> 00:21:19,759
I want the perpetrator found.

274
00:21:19,759 --> 00:21:21,319
HE FARTS

275
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:27,960
Yes, my Lord.

276
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,560
HE FARTS AGAIN

277
00:21:40,441 --> 00:21:42,281
The council is dismissed!

278
00:21:42,281 --> 00:21:44,081
FARTING CONTINUES

279
00:21:44,081 --> 00:21:46,081
Now!

280
00:21:56,322 --> 00:21:59,843
Gaius, is there anything
you can do to treat this?

281
00:21:59,843 --> 00:22:02,083
HE FARTS AGAIN

282
00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:05,283
FARTS ECHO

283
00:22:10,444 --> 00:22:12,564
Tell me you didn't think
that was funny?

284
00:22:14,164 --> 00:22:15,844
Not even a little bit?

285
00:22:17,444 --> 00:22:19,325
A teeny, weeny bit?

286
00:22:19,325 --> 00:22:23,325
If you carry on like this, you'll get
Gaius killed. You underestimate me.

287
00:22:23,325 --> 00:22:26,325
I have cured Uther of his farting
and his baldness.

288
00:22:26,325 --> 00:22:29,806
He is, he tells me,
forever in my debt. I am a genius!

289
00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:32,806
This has to stop.
I see no reason why.

290
00:22:32,806 --> 00:22:36,526
Now if you're quite finished,
I am going to the tavern.

291
00:22:37,886 --> 00:22:39,446
Bord, wipstand hine!

292
00:22:42,647 --> 00:22:46,847
Well, well, well.

293
00:22:46,847 --> 00:22:50,607
So you have a secret
of your own, Merlin.

294
00:22:50,607 --> 00:22:53,848
Leave his body...

295
00:22:53,848 --> 00:22:55,128
..or you will regret it.

296
00:22:55,128 --> 00:22:59,168
Your magic may be powerful,
but I have an advantage.

297
00:22:59,168 --> 00:23:00,728
What's that?

298
00:23:00,728 --> 00:23:02,769
I can hurt you...

299
00:23:04,929 --> 00:23:06,969
Culter, ic pe hate!

300
00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:16,730
..whereas you cannot hurt me,
without hurting Gaius.

301
00:23:25,211 --> 00:23:30,051
I won't rest until I have found a way
to force you out of Gaius' body.

302
00:23:38,532 --> 00:23:42,492
Ah, Gaius. I have been meaning
to come and see you.

303
00:23:42,492 --> 00:23:44,973
I've got this terrible pain
in my leg.

304
00:23:44,973 --> 00:23:48,613
It is hardly surprising when
it has to support that enormous gut.

305
00:23:49,613 --> 00:23:51,853
Lose some weight, fatty.

306
00:24:18,616 --> 00:24:20,496
Arthur?

307
00:24:28,977 --> 00:24:30,137
Arthur...

308
00:24:30,137 --> 00:24:31,577
I have to talk to you.

309
00:24:34,617 --> 00:24:35,657
Arrest him.

310
00:24:35,657 --> 00:24:37,778
What?

311
00:24:39,338 --> 00:24:41,258
Arthur? What are you doing?

312
00:24:47,579 --> 00:24:49,579
Is it true

313
00:24:49,579 --> 00:24:51,779
that you are responsible for the...

314
00:24:51,779 --> 00:24:55,859
afflictions that I and other members
of the court have suffered?

315
00:24:55,859 --> 00:24:58,300
What?!

316
00:24:59,660 --> 00:25:01,220
No.

317
00:25:01,220 --> 00:25:03,500
Gaius. I found this in your room.

318
00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:06,500
It's a book of spells
and enchantments.

319
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:08,501
He's lying.

320
00:25:11,141 --> 00:25:12,981
That's not Gaius.

321
00:25:15,701 --> 00:25:17,781
What are you talking about?

322
00:25:17,781 --> 00:25:19,902
He's been possessed by a goblin.

323
00:25:19,902 --> 00:25:23,782
He is reduced to making
the most desperate
and ridiculous accusations.

324
00:25:23,782 --> 00:25:28,302
You seriously expect me
to believe that Gaius is a goblin?

325
00:25:27,677 --> 00:25:29,244
It's controlling him.

326
00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:32,863
Gaius is still in there...

327
00:25:33,943 --> 00:25:35,503
..somewhere.

328
00:25:35,503 --> 00:25:39,023
Do you have any proof
of these accusations?

329
00:25:39,023 --> 00:25:41,024
No!

330
00:25:42,144 --> 00:25:44,864
I fear that magic has corrupted you.

331
00:25:44,864 --> 00:25:47,624
It pains me
more than I can tell you.

332
00:25:47,624 --> 00:25:49,344
I really doubt that.

333
00:25:49,344 --> 00:25:54,025
My Lord, I have been
harbouring a sorcerer. For that,
I offer the most sincere apology.

334
00:25:54,025 --> 00:25:56,465
You were not to know, Gaius.

335
00:25:56,465 --> 00:25:58,025
He has fooled us all.

336
00:25:58,025 --> 00:25:59,705
It's not me that's fooling you.

337
00:25:59,705 --> 00:26:00,746
Silence!

338
00:26:01,786 --> 00:26:04,866
You've been found guilty
of using magic and enchantments.

339
00:26:04,866 --> 00:26:08,786
In accordance with our laws,
you will pay with your life.
Take him away.

340
00:26:24,428 --> 00:26:25,908
You clumsy oaf!

341
00:26:25,908 --> 00:26:29,068
Gaius, I will pretend
that I didn't hear that.

342
00:26:29,068 --> 00:26:31,108
Are you deaf as well as stupid?

343
00:26:31,108 --> 00:26:34,589
I am a Knight of Camelot,
and you will show me some respect.

344
00:26:34,589 --> 00:26:37,509
You are a fool
and I will show you none.

345
00:26:37,509 --> 00:26:41,109
You will learn some manners,
or I will teach you some.

346
00:26:47,150 --> 00:26:50,110
You may be old
but I cannot let this pass.

347
00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:52,150
Arm yourself.

348
00:26:54,631 --> 00:26:57,991
I'm just a foolish old man
who's had far too much to drink.

349
00:26:57,991 --> 00:27:00,711
Please accept my apologies.

350
00:27:00,711 --> 00:27:03,231
A flagon of ale for my friends!

351
00:27:08,152 --> 00:27:10,592
Then I accept your apology.

352
00:27:21,153 --> 00:27:22,473
Gaius...

353
00:27:22,473 --> 00:27:23,833
My apologies again.

354
00:27:23,833 --> 00:27:26,394
I don't know what came over me.

355
00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:27,794
It is forgotten.

356
00:27:40,915 --> 00:27:43,395
Caega, cum her!

357
00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:11,478
BELLS TOLL

358
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:34,120
Argh!

359
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:35,160
Shh.

360
00:28:44,761 --> 00:28:45,921
Merlin has escaped.

361
00:28:45,921 --> 00:28:49,282
It seems he somehow managed
to obtain a set of keys. Escaped?

362
00:28:49,282 --> 00:28:51,042
How was this allowed to happen?

363
00:28:51,042 --> 00:28:53,362
Incompetence!

364
00:28:55,722 --> 00:28:57,962
I didn't mean to speak
out of turn, My Lord.

365
00:28:59,522 --> 00:29:01,123
Gaius is right.

366
00:29:01,123 --> 00:29:05,523
This is unacceptable.
The guards should be punished.

367
00:29:05,523 --> 00:29:09,883
I will see to it personally.
Search the town. I want Merlin found.

368
00:29:09,883 --> 00:29:12,044
Yes, sire.

369
00:29:17,324 --> 00:29:19,884
We need to force
the goblin out of Gaius.

370
00:29:19,884 --> 00:29:22,645
And how do we do that?

371
00:29:22,645 --> 00:29:24,005
I don't know.

372
00:29:24,005 --> 00:29:29,325
I'll try to sneak back to Gaius'
chambers, may be I can find something
in one of his books. What can I do?

373
00:29:29,325 --> 00:29:31,566
We need to convince Arthur.

374
00:29:31,566 --> 00:29:34,526
Maybe if you speak to him,
he might listen to you.

375
00:29:34,526 --> 00:29:37,086
No, I can't. Why?

376
00:29:37,086 --> 00:29:41,406
After what happened in the Council
yesterday I can't ever look
Arthur in the face again.

377
00:29:41,406 --> 00:29:43,167
I know, it's embarrassing.

378
00:29:43,167 --> 00:29:45,887
It's more than embarrassing, Merlin.

379
00:29:45,887 --> 00:29:47,367
I cannot face him, ever.

380
00:29:47,367 --> 00:29:50,407
Come on, Gwen. It's not that bad.
All girls do it, don't they?

381
00:29:50,407 --> 00:29:53,848
Not in public, and certainly not
in front of the man
they have feelings for.

382
00:29:55,808 --> 00:29:57,928
You still have feelings for Arthur?

383
00:29:57,928 --> 00:30:02,608
Not that it matters now,
because he will never be able
to look at me in the same way again.

384
00:30:02,608 --> 00:30:07,769
Gwen, if Arthur likes you,
he likes you...

385
00:30:07,769 --> 00:30:09,409
Warts and farts and all.

386
00:30:09,409 --> 00:30:11,289
Merlin, I haven't got any warts!

387
00:30:12,489 --> 00:30:14,450
Then you'll talk to him?

388
00:30:21,890 --> 00:30:24,291
KNOCK AT DOOR

389
00:30:24,291 --> 00:30:27,811
Ah, Gaius. Come in.

390
00:30:27,811 --> 00:30:29,531
I believe you wanted to see me?

391
00:30:29,531 --> 00:30:34,211
I wanted to thank you in person.
It can't have been easy for you,
exposing Merlin like that.

392
00:30:34,211 --> 00:30:37,932
My loyalty to Camelot
and your father comes first.

393
00:30:37,932 --> 00:30:41,012
Much appreciated. I should also
thank you for ridding me of

394
00:30:41,012 --> 00:30:44,572
the most incompetent, rude and lazy
servant Camelot has ever known.

395
00:30:44,572 --> 00:30:47,853
I am just sorry that you had to
suffer his ineptitude for so long.

396
00:30:47,853 --> 00:30:50,413
When we catch him,
you'll see him hang.

397
00:30:50,413 --> 00:30:51,933
Ah...

398
00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:53,573
I shall look forward to that.

399
00:30:56,094 --> 00:30:57,414
Is something wrong?

400
00:31:02,454 --> 00:31:06,855
The Gaius I know would never
look forward to seeing Merlin
hang, no matter what he'd done.

401
00:31:08,295 --> 00:31:10,095
Merlin was telling the truth.

402
00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:54,819
HE MOANS

403
00:31:54,819 --> 00:31:56,059
Arthur?

404
00:31:57,819 --> 00:32:00,020
Arthur. It's Guinevere.

405
00:32:00,020 --> 00:32:01,980
Can I come in?

406
00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:07,220
Arthur?

407
00:32:16,621 --> 00:32:17,661
Arthur?

408
00:32:21,422 --> 00:32:22,902
Uh!

409
00:32:25,342 --> 00:32:26,942
What's happened to you?

410
00:32:26,942 --> 00:32:29,982
HE BRAYS

411
00:32:38,023 --> 00:32:39,223
HE WHIMPERS

412
00:32:40,263 --> 00:32:42,704
Did Gaius do this to you?

413
00:32:42,704 --> 00:32:44,504
He's a goblin.

414
00:32:51,144 --> 00:32:52,905
You poor thing.

415
00:32:54,825 --> 00:32:56,225
HE SIGHS CONTENTEDLY

416
00:32:59,025 --> 00:33:00,065
HE BRAYS

417
00:33:01,465 --> 00:33:03,706
Sorry.

418
00:33:05,106 --> 00:33:06,586
Merlin's working on a plan.

419
00:33:07,346 --> 00:33:09,466
We'll figure out what to do.

420
00:33:10,626 --> 00:33:11,906
Stay here.

421
00:33:22,267 --> 00:33:24,108
Arthur's a donkey?

422
00:33:24,108 --> 00:33:26,628
He has the ears of a donkey,

423
00:33:26,628 --> 00:33:29,068
and the voice.

424
00:33:29,068 --> 00:33:30,908
He's braying.

425
00:33:30,908 --> 00:33:33,308
He's braying?

426
00:33:33,308 --> 00:33:34,829
Wow.

427
00:33:39,149 --> 00:33:41,269
It's not funny, Merlin.

428
00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:44,149
No, no, of course not.
Arthur, with the ears of a donkey.

429
00:33:44,149 --> 00:33:45,470
What's funny about that?

430
00:33:46,630 --> 00:33:48,910
He just looked so pitiful.

431
00:33:48,910 --> 00:33:52,190
I have never seen
Arthur look like that.

432
00:33:52,190 --> 00:33:54,550
Did you find anything?

433
00:33:56,711 --> 00:33:57,751
I think so.

434
00:33:59,271 --> 00:34:03,631
If the host body dies,
the goblin dies with it.

435
00:34:03,631 --> 00:34:08,552
So if Gaius is dying, the goblin
will be forced to leave him.

436
00:34:09,672 --> 00:34:11,552
You want to kill Gaius?

437
00:34:12,512 --> 00:34:14,152
Just briefly.

438
00:34:14,152 --> 00:34:17,873
Once the goblin's out of Gaius
we have to trap it
in a box lined with lead,

439
00:34:17,873 --> 00:34:20,033
the only container
that will hold it.

440
00:34:20,033 --> 00:34:21,873
Where do we get a box
lined with lead?

441
00:34:21,873 --> 00:34:24,113
Leave that to me.

442
00:34:35,794 --> 00:34:36,834
Offeall aestel!

443
00:34:40,035 --> 00:34:41,315
Ow!

444
00:34:54,276 --> 00:34:57,436
It is the same for all of us
who were in tavern last night.

445
00:34:57,436 --> 00:34:59,597
That is most unfortunate.

446
00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:02,637
Please. Can you treat it?

447
00:35:02,637 --> 00:35:04,877
The infection has no cure.

448
00:35:05,837 --> 00:35:08,958
The itching will become
almost unbearable.

449
00:35:08,958 --> 00:35:11,998
Itching? There is no itching.

450
00:35:11,998 --> 00:35:14,318
There will be, soon enough.

451
00:35:14,318 --> 00:35:17,798
Itching so severe it has been known
to drive men to madness.

452
00:35:17,798 --> 00:35:21,799
Gaius, please.
There must be some remedy.

453
00:35:21,799 --> 00:35:24,319
We will pay whatever it takes.

454
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,720
Hurry up.

455
00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:37,000
I'm doing my best.
Gaius normally deals with
anything to do with poisons.

456
00:35:45,321 --> 00:35:48,961
As soon as the goblin's out of Gaius,
you must give him the antidote.

457
00:35:48,961 --> 00:35:53,522
We only have a few seconds
or Gaius will, you know, die.

458
00:35:55,002 --> 00:35:57,242
He's coming!

459
00:36:14,004 --> 00:36:15,684
Ah!

460
00:36:33,806 --> 00:36:35,806
That's disgusting.

461
00:36:54,528 --> 00:36:56,168
You've poisoned me!

462
00:36:57,488 --> 00:36:59,448
You've poisoned Gaius!

463
00:36:59,448 --> 00:37:01,328
Leave his body while you still can.

464
00:37:05,169 --> 00:37:09,529
BUZZING

465
00:37:09,529 --> 00:37:11,009
Give him the antidote!

466
00:37:27,891 --> 00:37:29,411
Get back in the box.

467
00:37:29,411 --> 00:37:32,211
You'll have to catch me first!

468
00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:57,013
Let me out.
I promise I won't do it again.

469
00:37:57,013 --> 00:38:00,374
I don't know which one's
the antidote. Which one is it?

470
00:38:00,374 --> 00:38:01,454
I don't know.

471
00:38:02,454 --> 00:38:03,814
He's dying!

472
00:38:11,135 --> 00:38:12,335
I think it's this one.

473
00:38:28,216 --> 00:38:29,257
This one!

474
00:38:45,378 --> 00:38:47,378
Are you sure that was the antidote?

475
00:38:49,218 --> 00:38:51,019
No.

476
00:38:51,019 --> 00:38:53,019
Gaius!

477
00:38:53,019 --> 00:38:55,179
Come on!

478
00:38:55,179 --> 00:38:57,699
Please, come on,
you stubborn old goat!

479
00:39:04,020 --> 00:39:06,900
Who are you calling an old goat?

480
00:39:24,302 --> 00:39:27,462
You mean to tell me
it was you who was responsible

481
00:39:27,462 --> 00:39:33,423
for the baldness, the flatulence,
the boils and Arthur's donkey ears?

482
00:39:34,623 --> 00:39:36,543
I fear I was, my Lord.

483
00:39:36,543 --> 00:39:40,023
Or at least the goblin was,
while I was possessed by it.

484
00:39:40,023 --> 00:39:44,224
Magic has the power to corrupt
even the most honourable of men.

485
00:39:44,224 --> 00:39:50,504
Indeed, though I must assure you
that Merlin was entirely innocent.

486
00:39:53,505 --> 00:39:54,625
Then he is pardoned.

487
00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:55,865
BANGING AND MOANING

488
00:39:58,345 --> 00:40:03,505
May I suggest that is kept
where no-one will ever open it.

489
00:40:03,505 --> 00:40:05,626
See that it's placed in the vaults.

490
00:40:09,266 --> 00:40:10,746
Gaius...

491
00:40:12,146 --> 00:40:17,507
Do you know who was responsible
for releasing the goblin
in the first place?

492
00:40:19,227 --> 00:40:20,947
I'm afraid I've no idea, my Lord.

493
00:40:27,188 --> 00:40:28,508
GOBLIN MOANS

494
00:40:30,628 --> 00:40:31,668
Now.

495
00:40:31,668 --> 00:40:32,788
Secure it now.

496
00:40:42,069 --> 00:40:43,269
My Lord.

497
00:40:43,269 --> 00:40:44,949
Guinevere.

498
00:40:51,190 --> 00:40:55,510
The events of the last few days...

499
00:40:55,510 --> 00:40:59,111
I think it would be best if we...

500
00:40:59,111 --> 00:41:00,871
never spoke of them.

501
00:41:01,871 --> 00:41:04,671
I don't even know what events
you're referring to.

502
00:41:05,711 --> 00:41:06,831
Quite.

503
00:41:06,831 --> 00:41:12,312
It's been entirely...uneventful.

504
00:41:21,553 --> 00:41:23,153
I need to train my men.

505
00:41:23,153 --> 00:41:25,113
I must see to these sheets.

506
00:41:29,874 --> 00:41:32,114
SWORDS CLATTER

507
00:41:36,034 --> 00:41:39,355
I see you've been busy
undoing the goblin's magic.

508
00:41:39,355 --> 00:41:42,075
As usual, I'll get
no thanks for it whatsoever.

509
00:41:42,075 --> 00:41:45,595
Seeing as releasing the goblin
was entirely your fault, Merlin,

510
00:41:45,595 --> 00:41:47,675
I am not sure
you deserve any thanks.

511
00:41:49,155 --> 00:41:50,556
Arthur doesn't know that.

512
00:41:50,556 --> 00:41:53,836
For your sake,
you better hope it stays that way.

513
00:42:03,397 --> 00:42:04,957
HE BRAYS

514
00:42:08,757 --> 00:42:09,797
Merlin...

515
00:42:10,878 --> 00:42:12,358
Just one more day.

516
00:42:12,358 --> 00:42:14,158
HE CLEARS THROAT

517
00:42:14,158 --> 00:42:15,998
It's too good.

518
00:42:23,839 --> 00:42:27,199
The melee is the ultimate test
of strength and courage.

519
00:42:28,159 --> 00:42:31,439
Are you sure we're talking
about the same thing?

520
00:42:31,439 --> 00:42:33,680
I'm Gwaine.

521
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,720
The man saved my life, Gaius.

522
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,720
That serving boy is onto us.

523
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,680
Merlin should be back by now.

524
00:42:42,441 --> 00:42:44,841
I think they mean
to kill Arthur in the melee.

525
00:42:49,001 --> 00:42:55,042


526
00:42:57,002 --> 00:43:00,042


527
00:43:00,042 --> 00:43:03,082