1 00:00:09,776 --> 00:00:12,040 The sun is out 2 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:14,237 The sky is blue 3 00:00:14,381 --> 00:00:16,576 There's not a cloud 4 00:00:16,716 --> 00:00:18,775 To spoil the view 5 00:00:18,918 --> 00:00:20,579 But it's raining 6 00:00:22,455 --> 00:00:24,923 Raining in my heart 7 00:00:25,058 --> 00:00:26,389 (scuffling) - Fuck off! 8 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:27,925 - Come on, you little bitch! - Fuck off! 9 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:29,892 The weatherman 10 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,328 Says clear today 11 00:00:32,465 --> 00:00:34,490 He doesn't know 12 00:00:34,634 --> 00:00:36,534 You've gone away 13 00:00:36,669 --> 00:00:38,796 And it's raining 14 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:42,901 Raining in my heart 15 00:00:45,512 --> 00:00:46,911 Raining in my heart 16 00:00:50,850 --> 00:00:52,841 - Robert... Robert? 17 00:00:53,153 --> 00:00:55,587 Robert, please. Robert? 18 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,019 - My mind's made up, Hershey. 19 00:00:57,157 --> 00:00:59,489 There ain't nothing you can say to stop me. Nothing at all! 20 00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:02,356 - I'm begging you, man. Reconsider. 21 00:01:02,495 --> 00:01:04,793 - Everybody in this town hates me. 22 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:06,364 They treat me like I'm a turd. 23 00:01:06,499 --> 00:01:09,366 - Not everybody hates you. - Fuck you, Robert Mutt! 24 00:01:09,502 --> 00:01:12,528 (laughing) - No, I'm doing it, all right? 25 00:01:12,672 --> 00:01:14,867 - Loser! - I'm offin' myself. 26 00:01:15,008 --> 00:01:17,533 - It's not that bad. - Not that bad? 27 00:01:17,677 --> 00:01:21,078 Robert Mutt was going to be a big shot in this town. 28 00:01:21,214 --> 00:01:23,444 I'm 30 years old and I can't even look myself 29 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:25,483 in the mirror anymore. 30 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:29,688 - Robert, wait. Please, I'm begging you, man. 31 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,791 Come on down. - Back up, all right? 32 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,450 Any closer, Hershey, and you're coming with me. 33 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:38,592 Tell my mother that I went with dignity. 34 00:01:38,731 --> 00:01:40,130 (croaking) 35 00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:46,331 (yelping) 36 00:02:06,659 --> 00:02:08,024 Woo! 37 00:02:16,703 --> 00:02:19,638 - Come on, Robert. I believe in you. 38 00:02:19,772 --> 00:02:21,171 I believe in you. 39 00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:25,177 (gasping) 40 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,370 (laughing) - New record! 41 00:02:27,514 --> 00:02:29,379 Nine of them, George. 42 00:02:29,516 --> 00:02:30,847 That's the new record, right there. 43 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:33,145 Oh, new record! Nine! 44 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:34,480 Woo! 45 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:37,021 - Woo! - Woo! 46 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:41,591 - Come back here, you son of a bitch! 47 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:07,484 - Oh yeah! Woo! 48 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:08,678 (laughing) 49 00:03:08,821 --> 00:03:10,482 That's a new record right there. New record! 50 00:03:10,623 --> 00:03:12,989 Woo! (laughing) 51 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:17,195 Oh, yeah. Pretty impressive stuff, uh? 52 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:20,891 Yeah, I put back 46 wieners that night. 53 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,626 So you're the new guy, huh? 54 00:03:22,769 --> 00:03:24,327 What was your name, again, Barry? 55 00:03:24,470 --> 00:03:25,630 (groaning) 56 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:27,603 Oh, Gary. Sorry about that. 57 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:30,300 Look, I don't know how it was for you, on the outside, 58 00:03:30,443 --> 00:03:33,105 but people, they used to razz me raw. 59 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:34,975 "Robert Mutt, you're a douche bag." 60 00:03:35,114 --> 00:03:36,741 "You're a jag-off." 61 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,145 "Somebody crapped in the urinals. 62 00:03:38,284 --> 00:03:40,047 Must have been Robert Mutt again," you know? 63 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:42,848 (groaning) - On and on it went with these... 64 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:44,115 Hey, George. - Uh-huh. 65 00:03:44,257 --> 00:03:45,451 - How's it hanging there? 66 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:47,526 - You know, one of two there, Mutt, one of two. 67 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:49,651 Listen, got a heads-up for you. 68 00:03:49,796 --> 00:03:51,855 There's a new shrink coming down here from Wawa. 69 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:53,295 - Yeah? 70 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:55,958 - Little bird tells me he's something of an air hockey stud. 71 00:03:56,102 --> 00:03:58,730 How do you feel about taking on a doctor? 72 00:03:58,871 --> 00:04:02,637 - Come on, George, air hockey's practically my number one sport. 73 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:07,739 - That's what I'm talking about. 74 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,472 Goddamn it! That is what I'm talking about. 75 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:11,709 Hey, Robert, listen. 76 00:04:11,851 --> 00:04:15,309 When I was at the flea market last week, 77 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:18,515 I picked you up a little something 78 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:22,025 and I was going to wait 'til your birthday, but shit, 79 00:04:22,161 --> 00:04:25,562 what the hell? - Clinton Manitoba, 80 00:04:25,698 --> 00:04:28,724 Northeastern Inter-County Farm League World Series MVP card. 81 00:04:28,868 --> 00:04:30,301 Oh, George, I needed that one! 82 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:31,562 - I know that. 83 00:04:31,704 --> 00:04:34,832 - I am going to hit it out of the park against this Dr. Dildo 84 00:04:34,974 --> 00:04:36,407 just like Clinton Manitoba. 85 00:04:37,510 --> 00:04:41,207 - Everyone, it is my great pleasure to welcome 86 00:04:41,347 --> 00:04:45,977 Dr. Hans Everett Pooseby, our brilliant new head specialist. 87 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,019 Dr. Pooseby comes highly recommended 88 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:50,213 from the asylum near Wawa. 89 00:04:50,356 --> 00:04:53,416 Dr. Pooseby, I think you should just go to it. 90 00:04:53,559 --> 00:04:54,924 - Thank you, Elizabeth. 91 00:04:55,061 --> 00:04:57,325 It behoves me to get started immediately. 92 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:59,328 (giggling) 93 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:08,534 All right. 94 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:11,667 Who's got the action here? 95 00:05:23,389 --> 00:05:24,651 - Focus... focus. 96 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:28,988 - Oh, hold up! Hold up. Hold up. 97 00:05:29,128 --> 00:05:30,652 Weatherman's on. (TV): - We take you now... 98 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:32,765 to meteorologist J. Amberson De Whitt 99 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:34,423 with the local forecast. 100 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:37,593 - It is going to be a chilly one in Riverside tonight. 101 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:40,331 So you do like your good pal J. Amberson De Whitt 102 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:41,963 and stay hot 103 00:05:42,108 --> 00:05:44,770 any which way you can. 104 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:46,378 Hit it! 105 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,704 - Oh... 106 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:51,715 Oh, that weatherman, he is too much! 107 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:54,245 - Yes! 108 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,088 Didn't hear a time-out. 109 00:05:57,223 --> 00:05:58,884 Match point. 110 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,858 - You want to be dirty, Pops? I'll get dirty with ya. 111 00:06:02,795 --> 00:06:05,696 - Sudden death. Sudden death! 112 00:06:15,441 --> 00:06:17,466 - This is ridiculous. 113 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:19,168 (laughing) 114 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:23,177 Oh! Oldest trick in the book! 115 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:24,977 (laughing) 116 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,618 - I beat the doctor! 117 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:31,690 I beat the doctor! I beat the doctor! 118 00:06:31,824 --> 00:06:33,655 - He got this Dr. Bozo, big time. 119 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:37,194 Did you see that, Larry? I beat the doctor! 120 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:38,957 I beat the doctor! 121 00:06:39,098 --> 00:06:42,693 I beat the doctor! 122 00:06:43,936 --> 00:06:46,928 - Now, by allowing Robert to, quote/unquote "win" 123 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,233 this air hockey match, 124 00:06:48,374 --> 00:06:51,241 I forced him into actualizing happiness and self-worth 125 00:06:51,377 --> 00:06:54,938 thereby obliterating his depression. 126 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,810 - What? He said he lost to me on purpose? 127 00:06:56,949 --> 00:07:00,316 No way, buddy. I beat you fair and square. 128 00:07:00,453 --> 00:07:03,149 - Do you hear the passion in this man's voice? 129 00:07:03,289 --> 00:07:06,520 I mean, he may be delusional about his prowess in air hockey 130 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:09,856 but he's clearly no longer depressed. 131 00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:14,296 - I think we have a man ready to re-enter society. 132 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:18,495 - Re-enter society? What, are you nuts? 133 00:07:19,038 --> 00:07:21,268 Come on! Open the door. 134 00:07:21,407 --> 00:07:22,874 - Fuck you, Robert Mutt! 135 00:07:23,009 --> 00:07:24,738 - Oh, I see you in there. 136 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:26,873 Public property! 137 00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:30,881 I can stay here as long as I want to and you can't stop me! 138 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:40,148 - Public property. 139 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:45,060 - Yeah, but you got to keep movin' or they'll nail you for lewd vagrancy. 140 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,339 - Hey, Robert. 141 00:07:56,476 --> 00:08:00,435 - Oh, George! George, you have got to help me. 142 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:02,411 You've got to help me, George. 143 00:08:02,548 --> 00:08:05,108 - They told me to come out here 144 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:06,980 and shove this tranq in your ass 145 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:08,848 and put you on the next bus back home. 146 00:08:09,355 --> 00:08:10,913 - But George, I don't want to go back. 147 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:13,116 I don't want to go back. You gotta help me. 148 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:15,386 - You remember that contest I had, 149 00:08:15,528 --> 00:08:19,259 where you had to guess how many jelly beans were in that jar? 150 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:23,357 - Yeah. - How many did you guess? 151 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:24,970 - Five hundred and thirty-seven. 152 00:08:25,104 --> 00:08:27,038 - And how many were in that jar? 153 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:29,300 - Five hundred and forty-three. - Exactly. 154 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:31,967 You missed by six lousy beans. 155 00:08:32,111 --> 00:08:33,078 - Yeah. I won that contest. 156 00:08:33,212 --> 00:08:36,079 I won that contest and I ate all them jelly beans that night. 157 00:08:36,215 --> 00:08:38,183 - And by doing it, you proved to me 158 00:08:38,317 --> 00:08:41,115 that you were a real somebody. 159 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:43,745 Now you gotta go out there and prove it to everybody else. 160 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:45,517 - I can't hack it, George. 161 00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:47,888 - Yeah, you can. You know why? 162 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,120 Because Robert Mutt... 163 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:52,823 is a real somebody. 164 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:54,756 Say it. 165 00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:56,425 Come on, say it. 166 00:08:57,770 --> 00:08:59,567 - Robert Mutt is a real somebody. 167 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:01,502 - Can I get a little mustard on that hotdog? 168 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:04,872 - Robert Mutt is a real somebody. 169 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:06,774 - Robert Mutt is a real somebody! 170 00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:09,347 - Yeah, Robert Mutt is a real somebody! 171 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:11,473 - You go on out there and prove it to 'em. 172 00:09:11,617 --> 00:09:13,551 - Okey dokey, George. I'll do it. 173 00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:16,380 But George, just one thing. - What's that, good buddy? 174 00:09:16,522 --> 00:09:20,288 - Will you shove that tranq in my ass and put me on the next bus home? 175 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:23,188 - You got it. 176 00:09:25,831 --> 00:09:27,025 - Oh! 177 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,831 - He's got a big heart. 178 00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:40,336 God help him. 179 00:09:53,492 --> 00:09:55,653 (laughing) 180 00:09:57,663 --> 00:09:58,721 - Oh, God! 181 00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:00,354 - Fuckin' cunt. 182 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:05,369 - I want to get off, please! 183 00:10:05,504 --> 00:10:07,165 - Fuckin' psycho. 184 00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:08,705 (laughing) 185 00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:11,309 - I'd like to get off, please! Can I please get off now? 186 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,241 (chanting): Douche bag! 187 00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:15,370 - Robert Mutt is not a douche bag. 188 00:10:15,514 --> 00:10:18,881 (chanting): Douche bag! Douche bag! Douche bag! 189 00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:20,883 (laughing) 190 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:33,631 Howdy partner. 191 00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:35,631 You wouldn't be willing to rent me your wheels 192 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:37,463 for a little while, would you, huh? 193 00:10:38,904 --> 00:10:41,236 Okay, look. I have got a double. 194 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:46,937 This Clinton Manitoba rookie card, near mint. Hmm? 195 00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:49,377 - Is that a sucker you got there? 196 00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:52,850 Oh, yeah. Sure is. 197 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,714 That's unopened. 198 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,981 Strawberry-banana, I believe. 199 00:10:57,123 --> 00:10:58,556 I live at 647 West Locust Drive. 200 00:10:58,691 --> 00:11:00,283 You come by later, pick up your bike 201 00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:03,623 and I'd be willing to give you a load of these suckers for your trouble. 202 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,799 (chiming) 203 00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:13,666 (squealing) 204 00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:22,146 - Hello, young man! Oh! (mumbling) 205 00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:25,307 Oh... My pants fell down. 206 00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:28,113 Wanna smell my flower, hmm? - No, not really. 207 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:30,449 - Oh! 208 00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:32,750 You got all wet. 209 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:35,019 He got all wet. 210 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:37,322 Oh, my little friend. 211 00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:40,125 Oh, naughty boy. 212 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:44,466 Fuck me. 213 00:11:44,603 --> 00:11:46,070 - Fiona, get in the house right now! 214 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,638 You bastard! 215 00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:48,967 You sick bastard! 216 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:51,303 How dare you send my family unsolicited e-mails 217 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:52,968 full of your child pornography? 218 00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:54,443 - What? - Sick, filthy, 219 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:57,743 horrible images... I found a thousand of them on Fred's computer. 220 00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:00,545 - And he sent them to me, every last one of them. 221 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:01,948 Over e-mail! - E-mail! 222 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:04,352 - E-mail? Do I look like, a scientist to you guys? 223 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,481 I never done an e-mail in my life. 224 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:10,959 - Bullshit! Fact: You sent me that kiddie porno because, 225 00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:13,998 fact: you are a kiddie porn pervo! (crowd gasping) 226 00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:16,465 And that's why they're on my computer! 227 00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:18,035 (crowd gasping) Hey! 228 00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:21,298 Look at that bike! What did you do with the kid? 229 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:24,375 I did nothing with him. He lent me his bike, I gave him a sucker. 230 00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,705 He's coming by later and I'll give him a whack more. 231 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:28,746 - So that's how he lures them in-- suckers! 232 00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:31,076 You sick sonofabitch. I'm calling the cops! 233 00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:33,151 - Oh, no, no! Winnie, Winnie. 234 00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:35,515 This is a neighbourhood issue, right? - Yeah! 235 00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:38,179 - We're going to handle this ourselves, right? 236 00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:40,724 Now, you listen to me, you... 237 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:42,919 douche bag Satanist 238 00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:44,256 faggot fuck! 239 00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:46,125 Keep your mouth shut. 240 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:49,792 And you better get your scummy ass right back to that loony bin. 241 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:53,462 - I can't, Mr. Steinke. The doctors told me I was cured. 242 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:57,508 - Oh-ho-ho! And how did they cure you of being a pervo? 243 00:12:57,643 --> 00:13:00,510 - They didn't cure me of being a pervo! - Well, there you go. 244 00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:02,705 They cured me of trying to off myself, all right? 245 00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:04,577 A bunch of times. - Well, boo hoo. 246 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:07,185 - You aren't going to be hearing a peep out of me. Promise. 247 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:16,728 Mr. Steinke, just because you used to be my Boy Scout troop leader 248 00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:18,887 don't make you the boss of me no more. 249 00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:21,556 - You get the fuck in there! And stay in there! 250 00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:25,136 See him run? 251 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:28,240 That's a faggot pervo run. 252 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:40,711 - What is she doing now? 253 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:22,026 (gasping) 254 00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,693 (moaning) 255 00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:29,995 - She's on the fucking show, okay? 256 00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:31,762 - You better not be jacking me off, Becky. 257 00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:34,099 - I ain't jacking you off. - Yes! Yes! 258 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,071 (laughing loudly) 259 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,108 You've just been booked on AM Riverside! 260 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:41,509 - Holy cow! Holy cow! - Your Uncle Casper 261 00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:43,274 told you you'll be a star, huh? 262 00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:45,144 I hope you're ready, 'cause here it comes! 263 00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:47,650 - I'm ready, Uncle Casper. I'm totally ready. 264 00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:49,549 - Good. 'Cause I was thinking about your name, sweetheart. 265 00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:53,749 And... no offence, but Mutt-- that's no name for a star. 266 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,451 - It's gone. - Really? 267 00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:58,062 Oh, good. Good, 'cause I was envisioning 268 00:14:58,197 --> 00:15:00,427 like a Sierra, you know. Like a Storm? 269 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,261 Stormy Blaze. 270 00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:04,869 Stormy Blaze! It's perfect! 271 00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:06,801 It's fucking perfect! 272 00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:08,907 - Perfect name for a hoochie-cooch dancer, maybe. 273 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:11,100 - Are you fucking kidding me? What are you doing here? 274 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:14,041 - I'm home to roost, FYI. - Not on my watch, Robert. 275 00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:16,739 Your sister Stormy here's on the verge of a major breakout. 276 00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:19,009 And you're a PR disaster just waiting to happen. 277 00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:21,517 - Look, Uncle Casper, I don't know when you decided 278 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:25,181 to make my kid sister here into the next Bonnie Tyler or whatever, 279 00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:27,815 but a fact: this house belongs to my mother, all right? 280 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:31,623 And fact: I'm going to go hop in the shower. 281 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,493 Excuse me. 282 00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:36,157 - Stormy, handle this. - Mom! 283 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:39,362 She's got a photo shoot in that shower in 15 minutes. 284 00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:44,272 - Mom! Robert is a PR nightmare waiting to happen. 285 00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:46,241 Tell him that he can't stay here. 286 00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:47,811 Tell him! 287 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,745 (beeping) 288 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,850 - Ah... 289 00:15:54,219 --> 00:15:57,484 - Hot dog! You heard her. - Go fuck yourself. 290 00:15:58,157 --> 00:15:59,624 - Thanks, Mom. 291 00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:01,248 You're not going to be sorry. 292 00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:03,361 I am going to prove to everybody in this town 293 00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:04,928 that Robert Mutt is a real somebody. 294 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,259 - Uh... Uh... 295 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,460 - Yeah, I'm glad to see you too, Mom. 296 00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:13,264 You know I sure missed our talks. 297 00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:14,565 (barking) 298 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:18,108 - Yeah, I missed you too, Kirstie. 299 00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:27,414 Oh, no hard feelings, huh, guys? 300 00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:30,579 Maybe after my shower we can all play a little Yahtzee, huh? 301 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,782 What the eff, Uncle Casper?! 302 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,483 - I'm not letting you bugger up Stormy's career! 303 00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:35,786 - Veronica, please! 304 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,725 It's Stormy now, fuck-tard! 305 00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:39,660 - Stay away from your sister! 306 00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:41,831 - Oh, come on, open up! 307 00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,492 Open up, for cryin' out loud! 308 00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:46,898 (gasping) - What the fuck...? 309 00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:50,901 (mumbling) - What's he doing? 310 00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:53,443 (humming) 311 00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:55,547 (indistinct) 312 00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:00,943 (yelling) 313 00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:15,361 - Look, Mr. Steinke, 314 00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,435 if some whacko has been using my name 315 00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:19,036 to send dirty pictures with a computer-- 316 00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:21,071 - Shut the fuck up! - Call in the cops. 317 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,901 Get them to sort the whole thing out. 318 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,306 - You better get your pervo ass out of Riverside! 319 00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,935 - Fred! Where are you?! - He's in Mrs. Palermo's backyard! 320 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,072 - Mrs. Palermo's backyard! Hurry up! 321 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,252 - Hershey, I need your help! 322 00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:44,820 Hershey! Hershey! 323 00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,430 You in there? 324 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:52,894 - Robert! Hey! Oh, my God. 325 00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:54,505 When did you get out? 326 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:55,800 - This morning. They kicked me out. 327 00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:58,739 - What happened to your clothes? - Veronica. 328 00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:01,141 What's your excuse? 329 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,578 - Oh, I'm just doing my thing. 330 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,980 - Hershey, I am getting it 331 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,054 a hundred times worse than I ever did before. 332 00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:11,850 Old Mr. Steinke, he's convinced everybody 333 00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:14,322 that I'm some kind of kiddie porn pervo. 334 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:17,588 - That's really heavy but the universe has sent you to the right place. 335 00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:19,890 You know, I've been doing a lot of research lately. 336 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:23,365 I think I figured out how to lead a vision quest. Come. 337 00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:25,060 Let the grandfathers illuminate the way. 338 00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:26,171 - He ran down there! 339 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,637 - All right. Maybe just one vision quest. Go! 340 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,366 Go, Hershey! Go! 341 00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:34,240 - Cookie, I want you to meet my best friend, Robert Mutt. 342 00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:36,609 Robert, this is my girlfriend, Cookie. 343 00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:39,740 - What's the matter? Ain't you ever seen a naked girl before? 344 00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:42,012 - Oh, I seen one in a magazine once. 345 00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,985 I'm pretty sure she had clothes on, though. 346 00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:47,817 - All right. We gonna do this thing or what? 347 00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:57,699 Robert, close your eyes. 348 00:18:57,836 --> 00:18:59,030 Okay... 349 00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:04,136 Let's take some long, deep breaths. 350 00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:23,020 Whoa! 351 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,789 Holy cow! 352 00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:26,727 Clinton Manitoba. 353 00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:30,323 (chuckling) - Every goddamn day of my life. 354 00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:32,460 - I am your biggest fan. The name's Robert R. Mutt. 355 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:34,868 - You're that fella that's trying to prove 356 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:35,996 you're somebody, aren't you? 357 00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:37,574 - That's right, Clinton, a real somebody. 358 00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:39,609 Any advice on how a fella'd go about 359 00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,736 doing that if he was me, would you? 360 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,677 - Take a knee. 361 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:46,840 Now, listen here. 362 00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:48,782 I don't give a rat's ass 363 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,912 whether your name is Clinton Manitoba 364 00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:55,015 or Robert R. Mutt. 365 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:58,186 If you want to prove you're somebody, you're going to need three things. 366 00:19:58,330 --> 00:19:59,592 A girl... 367 00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:02,931 some money... 368 00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:05,468 and a championship ring 369 00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:07,265 right around your finger. 370 00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:08,668 - If you got a girl, 371 00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:12,106 you got some money... and what was the other one again? 372 00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:15,441 - A championship ring right around your finger. 373 00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:17,606 That's the big one. - That's the big one. 374 00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:19,216 - You got it. 375 00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:23,754 - Oh, wow! Clinton Manitoba talking to me. 376 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,413 - Let's see some hustle, Champ. 377 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,025 - Oh, you bet I will. Thanks a million. 378 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,151 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you... 379 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:34,057 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 380 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,061 Thank you. Thank you... - Goddammit! Get off me. 381 00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:39,727 - Robert? - Get off of me. 382 00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:41,031 - Take it easy. 383 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,868 - Hershey, you are never going to believe 384 00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:45,067 who I just met on my vision quest. 385 00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:48,611 - I'm glad your positivity's flowing again, Robert. 386 00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,305 You seemed really out of balance before, man. 387 00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:52,849 - Yeah, well, Clinton Manitoba has shown me the way. 388 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:56,318 - God, the thought of that sleaze-ball wigs me the fuck out. 389 00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:59,219 - Clinton Manitoba hit the game-winning homerun 390 00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:01,986 in the 1986 Northeastern Inter-County Farm League World Series. 391 00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:04,152 For your information, Cookie, that man's a hero. 392 00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:06,526 - The guy's a menace to anything in a skirt. 393 00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:09,998 There are hundreds of his twisted videos on the Internet. 394 00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:11,124 - Yeah, well, that figures. 395 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,068 Be dead and buried before you'd catch me looking at an Internet. 396 00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:18,901 Hershey! There it is. 397 00:21:19,044 --> 00:21:20,534 My championship ring. Lookit! 398 00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:24,580 - In a magical universe, Robert, there are no coincidences. 399 00:21:24,716 --> 00:21:29,119 - Twenty-five effin' dollars. Might as well be a hundred. 400 00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:30,983 Hershey, where do you get your money at? 401 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,921 - I rely strictly on the barter system. 402 00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:36,892 - Right. That figures. - You know, Robert, 403 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:39,896 if you're desperate I think Euge needs a new delivery boy. 404 00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:43,700 - Me, a delivery boy? 405 00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:46,463 What, like a paper route or something? 406 00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:49,937 - All right. Now, my racket's strictly contraband. 407 00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:51,770 Dope, pills, furs, concert tickets, 408 00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:52,899 sex toys, you name it. 409 00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,912 - Euge, when did you get into this hardcore shit? 410 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,379 - The writing's on the wall, Hershey. 411 00:21:57,516 --> 00:21:59,643 Guns and crystal are the wave of the future. 412 00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:02,083 Five years from now everybody and their mother's going to be 413 00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:04,347 packing heat and fucked out of their minds on meth. 414 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,389 - Maybe you should get into baseball cards. 415 00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:07,787 - What are you, a fucking cop? 416 00:22:07,926 --> 00:22:10,360 Cookie, am I going to be able to trust this dildo? 417 00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:12,986 - How far do you think you could throw him? 418 00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:14,826 Seriously, Robert's harmless. 419 00:22:14,966 --> 00:22:17,958 I don't think the elevator goes all the way to the top. 420 00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:20,435 - Harmless and stupid. It's a perfect combo. 421 00:22:20,572 --> 00:22:22,062 Fuck it. I'll take a chance. 422 00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:25,506 This is going to the roller rink, snack area. 423 00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:28,135 The connection will be a table beside the skating rink. 424 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,941 This is a human liver for transplant. 425 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:31,709 Phew! (sniffing) 426 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,375 So that's got to be dropped off no later than tomorrow morning 9am. 427 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:37,181 - Check! - The rest by the end of the day. 428 00:22:37,322 --> 00:22:39,415 This shit is netting me almost two grand. 429 00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:42,857 So if you don't fuck it up, I'll give you 10% of everything. 430 00:22:42,994 --> 00:22:46,327 - I don't mean to haggle with you, Mr. Dillion, 431 00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:48,365 but I'm going to need $25. 432 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:49,592 - Oh! 433 00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:51,635 - Robert, I'm no mathematician but I think 10 percent-- 434 00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:53,635 - Shh, Hershey! - Yeah. Shh, Hershey. 435 00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:55,933 Okay, you drive a hard bargain, Mutt. 436 00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:58,542 But 25 bucks it is. 437 00:22:58,677 --> 00:23:00,542 - You will not be disappointed. 438 00:23:00,679 --> 00:23:02,271 - Robert. Hey, Euge, man, come on. 439 00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:04,109 - Quiet, Hershey. - All right. 440 00:23:04,249 --> 00:23:06,979 Let's celebrate. 441 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:09,587 Who wants to eat some magic mushrooms? 442 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:12,986 - All right, I'm starving. - Try to get one with a cap. 443 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:16,253 Hershey? - Mm, I love mushrooms. 444 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,056 - Whoa. Whoa, Robert, not too many of those. 445 00:23:18,196 --> 00:23:19,220 - Come on! - What? 446 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:31,835 - Put the ketamine in my sock. 447 00:23:40,218 --> 00:23:41,879 Take the envelope from my shirt. 448 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,425 This never happened. 449 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,324 (baby crying) 450 00:24:01,306 --> 00:24:03,001 Easy-peasy, Japan-easy. 451 00:24:07,913 --> 00:24:10,507 These magic mushroom thingo's kick in for you guys yet? 452 00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:12,810 (giggling) 453 00:24:13,351 --> 00:24:15,285 You bet. 454 00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:22,386 - Holy moley. 455 00:24:24,262 --> 00:24:26,526 Guys, if I gotta get a girl, 456 00:24:26,665 --> 00:24:29,156 I think maybe I might want that one right over there. 457 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,428 - You know, Robert, if I was single 458 00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:33,902 and you came over and said hello to me, 459 00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:37,167 my panties would be around my ankles in about two seconds flat. 460 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:40,676 (echoing): ...around my ankles in about two seconds flat. 461 00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:44,645 - Baby cakes, that was so generous. 462 00:25:03,268 --> 00:25:05,634 - Hershey! - Yeah! 463 00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:08,905 - Hershey, get over here! 464 00:25:10,308 --> 00:25:12,071 - How may I help you, Robert? 465 00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:15,202 - Pissed my pants, Hershey. Take a look. 466 00:25:17,649 --> 00:25:20,914 - Let's see. 467 00:25:21,052 --> 00:25:23,782 Oh, man. I don't want to pull the curtain back too far, man, 468 00:25:23,922 --> 00:25:26,083 but you're totally dry. 469 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:30,559 You're totally dry. - Oh. 470 00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:32,026 - You're tripping out, dude. 471 00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:33,790 - Oh, my gosh. 472 00:25:33,932 --> 00:25:37,197 Those magic mushrooms, totally magical. 473 00:25:37,335 --> 00:25:40,133 Totally magical mushrooms. 474 00:25:40,272 --> 00:25:42,900 Okay, Hershey. Go on, beat it. Thank you. 475 00:25:47,412 --> 00:25:49,471 Oh, pretty artsy-looking if you ask me. 476 00:25:54,419 --> 00:25:57,115 Oh, say, how's the cocoa around here? 477 00:26:06,665 --> 00:26:08,064 - Try this on for size. 478 00:26:08,199 --> 00:26:09,598 - Oh! 479 00:26:12,537 --> 00:26:14,903 Oh, that is a good cup of cocoa. 480 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,406 I mean, it's not as good as the kind at the asylum-- 481 00:26:17,542 --> 00:26:20,170 - You did time at East Riverside Mental? 482 00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:22,371 - Sure. I tried to off myself a whack of times. 483 00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:24,482 - Me too! 484 00:26:27,052 --> 00:26:28,383 - Oh... 485 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,920 - My therapist said it was a cry for help. 486 00:26:31,056 --> 00:26:34,082 - Mine said I had a thing or two to learn about tying slip knots. 487 00:26:34,225 --> 00:26:36,125 - I'm Edna Kemperton. 488 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:38,229 - I'm Robert Mutt. 489 00:26:38,363 --> 00:26:40,058 - Hey, rainbow bright! 490 00:26:40,198 --> 00:26:42,029 Those fucking grease traps won't clean themselves! 491 00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:43,828 Okay? - In a minute! 492 00:26:43,969 --> 00:26:45,561 (Arabic) 493 00:26:45,704 --> 00:26:47,171 That motherfucker! 494 00:26:47,238 --> 00:26:49,763 I will gut you like a fucking pig! 495 00:26:54,045 --> 00:26:56,036 I'm sorry, Robert. 496 00:26:56,181 --> 00:26:58,376 The cocoa's on me. 497 00:26:58,516 --> 00:27:00,950 Stop by any time. 498 00:27:01,987 --> 00:27:04,581 I don't know if my mother would approve of me making time 499 00:27:04,723 --> 00:27:07,385 with a lady who wants to gut people like pigs. 500 00:27:07,525 --> 00:27:09,083 - That chick's a whacko. 501 00:27:09,227 --> 00:27:11,195 - There's plenty of fish in the sea, Robert. 502 00:27:11,329 --> 00:27:14,457 And you are a helluva catch. - Oh, come on, Hersh. 503 00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:16,931 Gimme a break. - No. I'm serious, Robert. 504 00:27:17,068 --> 00:27:19,161 You know what? You could have any woman you wanted. 505 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:22,705 I ain't lying to you. 506 00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:29,302 - Oh, come on now. 507 00:27:29,447 --> 00:27:32,348 That Mr. Steinke's gone too far with this. 508 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,850 - What are you going to do about that, Robert? 509 00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:36,749 - I'm going to have a little chat with him. 510 00:27:36,888 --> 00:27:38,947 See if maybe they won't listen to reason for once. 511 00:27:39,624 --> 00:27:43,458 - For the safety of our kids we must drive this menace 512 00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:45,392 from our town! 513 00:27:45,530 --> 00:27:46,690 (cheering) 514 00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:49,629 And if he doesn't leave, we only got one option left. 515 00:27:49,768 --> 00:27:52,794 - Kill him. - Chemical castration! 516 00:27:52,937 --> 00:27:54,598 - Yeah! - Think of the children. 517 00:27:54,739 --> 00:27:56,730 - That's right! (cheering) 518 00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:58,240 (crowd): Castrate him! - Hey! 519 00:28:00,478 --> 00:28:03,038 - Okay, Cookie! Go! 520 00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:09,714 (crowd): Castrate him! Castrate him! Castrate him! 521 00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:25,869 (disco music from the house) 522 00:28:26,004 --> 00:28:29,405 - Great. Is it Tuesday already? 523 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,668 (sighing) 524 00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:33,778 Okay, Robert, look. 525 00:28:33,912 --> 00:28:37,245 Daddy and his friends have certain proclivities. 526 00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:40,613 Just find an empty guest room and lock the door, okay? 527 00:28:40,752 --> 00:28:43,380 - Don't worry about me. I got a big day ahead of me tomorrow. 528 00:28:43,521 --> 00:28:45,512 Going straight to bed. - Good. 529 00:28:45,657 --> 00:28:47,318 - Come on, Slave! - All right. 530 00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:49,154 - Shut up! - Yes, Mistress. 531 00:28:49,294 --> 00:28:51,159 - Down the stairs. - Yes, Mistress. 532 00:28:51,296 --> 00:28:52,320 - Shut up. 533 00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:54,455 - Hey, you didn't tell me this was a costume party! 534 00:28:54,599 --> 00:28:56,464 I could have gone as a pirate. 535 00:28:56,601 --> 00:28:59,832 Could have gone as a wizard, you know, or a robot. 536 00:28:59,971 --> 00:29:01,268 Oh, my God! 537 00:29:02,273 --> 00:29:05,071 All right, don't worry, buddy. I'll get you free in a jiff here! 538 00:29:05,210 --> 00:29:07,405 Come on, Hershey. Help me with this guy's legs. 539 00:29:07,545 --> 00:29:08,876 - Robert, no, no, no. 540 00:29:09,013 --> 00:29:11,948 - Where are ya, big boy? - Daddy, I thought you promised 541 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:14,313 to confine your little soirees to the basement. 542 00:29:14,452 --> 00:29:16,647 - I am sorry, my little Cookie flower. 543 00:29:16,788 --> 00:29:18,983 Rest assured Phillip's indiscretion 544 00:29:19,124 --> 00:29:22,389 will not go unpunished. 545 00:29:22,527 --> 00:29:24,222 (gasping) I don't believe 546 00:29:24,362 --> 00:29:25,886 we've had the pleasure. 547 00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:28,191 J. Amberson De Whitt 548 00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:30,494 is my name. - Robert R. Mutt, Mr. De Whitt. 549 00:29:30,635 --> 00:29:32,728 And believe me, the pleasure is all mine. 550 00:29:32,871 --> 00:29:35,669 Cookie, you didn't tell me your dad was the weatherman. 551 00:29:35,807 --> 00:29:36,796 - Seven days a week. 552 00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:39,000 - Three hundred and sixty-five days of the year. 553 00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:43,470 - Listen, Daddy, me and Hershey are going to hit the hay. 554 00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:45,207 And so should Robert. 555 00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:46,408 - Oh, come on, Cookie. 556 00:29:46,551 --> 00:29:49,076 A few of your dad's proclivities ain't going to kill me here. 557 00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:51,518 - Promise me you'll take it easy. Take it easy on him. 558 00:29:51,656 --> 00:29:53,715 - Yeah. - Good night, kids. 559 00:29:53,858 --> 00:29:56,520 All right, Bobby. 560 00:29:56,661 --> 00:29:58,720 Let me give you the rules of the house. 561 00:29:58,863 --> 00:30:00,387 Number one, there are no rules. 562 00:30:00,532 --> 00:30:03,000 The safe word is "rutabaga." 563 00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:05,364 That's what you say if things get a little too intense. 564 00:30:05,503 --> 00:30:07,698 And you gotta check out the marathon room. 565 00:30:07,839 --> 00:30:10,467 I really think that they're going for a record in there. 566 00:30:10,608 --> 00:30:12,166 - Oh, a record, huh? 567 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,505 I've been known to break a few records in my day. 568 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,546 One night I put back 46 wieners. 569 00:30:16,681 --> 00:30:18,706 - Well, you're gonna love this place. 570 00:30:18,850 --> 00:30:21,148 - Go get 'em, Bobby! 571 00:30:21,286 --> 00:30:22,776 (moaning) 572 00:30:24,889 --> 00:30:26,379 - Dr. Elizabeth? 573 00:30:31,596 --> 00:30:34,827 - Looking for a rematch, huh, fun boy? 574 00:30:37,402 --> 00:30:39,836 - Who's next? - What about the new guy? 575 00:30:39,971 --> 00:30:41,529 - You're next, boy. 576 00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:44,668 - Rutabaga! 577 00:30:44,809 --> 00:30:45,935 Rutabaga! 578 00:30:46,077 --> 00:30:49,240 Rutabaga! Rutabaga! Rutabaga! Rutabaga! Rutabaga! 579 00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:50,574 (echoing): Rutabaga! Rutabaga! 580 00:30:50,715 --> 00:30:52,774 - So, it wasn't your cup of tea. 581 00:30:52,917 --> 00:30:54,714 But the moral of the story is 582 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:57,287 you've just got to let Bobby be Bobby. 583 00:30:57,422 --> 00:31:00,687 - I don't know who this Bobby character is, but I'm tellin' ya, 584 00:31:00,825 --> 00:31:04,022 that room had rutabaga written all over it. 585 00:31:07,131 --> 00:31:09,031 Oh, no! Oh, no! 586 00:31:09,167 --> 00:31:11,795 For crying out loud, they took almost all of Euge's loot. 587 00:31:11,936 --> 00:31:14,962 - Bobby, you cannot leave party favours lying around 588 00:31:15,106 --> 00:31:16,539 and expect people to say "please." 589 00:31:16,674 --> 00:31:18,608 - What the hell am I going to do? 590 00:31:18,743 --> 00:31:20,711 I'm supposed to be delivering all this crap tomorrow. 591 00:31:20,845 --> 00:31:23,905 - Son! When adversity rears its ugly head, 592 00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:26,642 you've just got to grab it by the ears 593 00:31:26,784 --> 00:31:29,719 and fuck it right in the face. 594 00:31:29,854 --> 00:31:31,446 - Oh... 595 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:39,219 (gagging) Mr. De Whitt. 596 00:31:39,364 --> 00:31:42,356 - Mm? - That liver... 597 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:43,524 (hyperventilating) 598 00:31:43,668 --> 00:31:44,828 That liver... 599 00:31:44,969 --> 00:31:47,233 - It's doggone delicious, Bobby. 600 00:31:47,372 --> 00:31:49,363 You must give me the name of your butcher. 601 00:31:49,507 --> 00:31:52,135 - No. Mister... - Bobby... 602 00:31:52,277 --> 00:31:54,837 (hyperventilating) 603 00:31:59,317 --> 00:32:03,151 Breathe deep, son. Breathe deep. 604 00:32:03,288 --> 00:32:04,755 That's it. One more. 605 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,821 Good night, Bobby. 606 00:32:12,964 --> 00:32:15,558 (TV): ...released from jail, Abraham has taken college classes, 607 00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:18,134 spoken at churches and recorded a rap album. 608 00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:21,329 We take you now to J. Amberson De Whitt with the local forecast. 609 00:32:21,472 --> 00:32:23,269 - Arr, me maties! 610 00:32:23,408 --> 00:32:27,105 This be your ruthless Captain J. Amberson De Whitt. 611 00:32:27,245 --> 00:32:28,872 Swab the poop decks 612 00:32:29,013 --> 00:32:31,174 and shiver me timbers! 613 00:32:32,517 --> 00:32:35,111 But seriously, folks, you'll be shivering 614 00:32:35,253 --> 00:32:38,347 more than your timbers on this frosty afternoon. 615 00:32:39,090 --> 00:32:40,819 - Afternoon? - Ken? 616 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,187 - Aw, crap! 617 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:56,069 (high-pitched voice): You're fuckin' late. 618 00:32:56,207 --> 00:32:58,835 You bring the stuff? 619 00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:00,740 - I got it. You bring the money? 620 00:33:00,878 --> 00:33:03,244 - I got an I.O.U. 621 00:33:03,514 --> 00:33:07,006 - Okey dokey. Pleasure doing beeswax with ya. 622 00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:21,427 - This is for you. 623 00:33:34,379 --> 00:33:36,677 - Robert Mutt, if you don't leave town, 624 00:33:36,814 --> 00:33:41,080 your balls are mine... chemically! 625 00:33:43,955 --> 00:33:45,752 (growling) 626 00:33:45,890 --> 00:33:48,825 (buildings crumbling) 627 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,860 (crowd in panic) 628 00:33:50,995 --> 00:33:55,329 - Hey, Edna. Is that douche bag your new fuck-buddy, freak? 629 00:33:55,466 --> 00:33:57,229 - Eat shit and die, asshole! 630 00:33:58,403 --> 00:34:00,098 - Sheesh. Huh. 631 00:34:14,485 --> 00:34:15,611 (sighing) 632 00:34:15,753 --> 00:34:18,221 Why can't I just meet a nice normal girl? 633 00:34:22,794 --> 00:34:25,524 Jeepers. Wow. She's taller than me. 634 00:34:27,965 --> 00:34:30,024 Oh, and a real looker, too. 635 00:34:30,168 --> 00:34:31,931 Sexy. (laughing) 636 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:33,503 - Stupid tranny! 637 00:34:33,638 --> 00:34:35,799 (laughing) 638 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,474 - Aaah! 639 00:34:43,614 --> 00:34:44,876 (grunting) 640 00:34:47,385 --> 00:34:49,876 All right, you hoodlums, scram! 641 00:34:50,021 --> 00:34:52,512 You don't steal a lady's wig. Never! 642 00:34:58,229 --> 00:34:59,856 Here you go, ma'am. 643 00:35:01,866 --> 00:35:03,766 Sorry about them two jag-offs razzin' ya, huh. 644 00:35:03,901 --> 00:35:05,994 - You're my knight in shining armour. 645 00:35:06,137 --> 00:35:09,129 - The name's Mutt, Robert R. 646 00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:11,741 - I'm Dixie. 647 00:35:11,876 --> 00:35:13,810 - You know, you are a knock-out even without hair. 648 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:17,346 But, oh man, as a carrot-top? Man! 649 00:35:17,482 --> 00:35:21,248 - You know what they say, you catch more flies with honey. 650 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,487 - Would you like to skate with me? 651 00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:32,694 (disco music) 652 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,569 My head is bad 653 00:35:39,704 --> 00:35:42,104 My mind's all through 654 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:44,401 Ain't been so stoned 655 00:35:44,542 --> 00:35:47,033 Since I was new 656 00:35:47,178 --> 00:35:49,544 The streets are cold 657 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,944 The people are too 658 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:54,381 Aw but you look like a lady 659 00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:57,784 Let me sing my songs to you 660 00:35:57,922 --> 00:36:03,326 Can't find a place to lay me down 661 00:36:03,461 --> 00:36:07,192 Can't find a face without a crown 662 00:36:08,065 --> 00:36:12,798 Can't find a hand I can hold to 663 00:36:12,937 --> 00:36:15,235 Aw but you look like a lady 664 00:36:15,373 --> 00:36:18,240 Let me sing my songs to you 665 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:23,014 (insects chirping) 666 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:24,003 (insects chirping) 667 00:36:24,148 --> 00:36:26,844 - I guess I'm just an old-fashioned kind of gal, really. 668 00:36:27,685 --> 00:36:32,486 My dream is a little house, a couple of kids. 669 00:36:32,557 --> 00:36:35,390 Those mixed ones are awfully cute. 670 00:36:35,826 --> 00:36:39,125 And a loving husband who brings home the bacon. 671 00:36:40,631 --> 00:36:42,656 - I want to be a real somebody. 672 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,768 That's what I dream. 673 00:36:44,835 --> 00:36:49,238 - From where I'm lying right now, Robert, you're well on your way. 674 00:36:50,641 --> 00:36:52,871 - Yeah, tell that to my neighbours. 675 00:36:53,010 --> 00:36:55,137 They all think I'm a pervo. 676 00:36:55,279 --> 00:36:57,975 - Why would they think that? 677 00:36:58,115 --> 00:37:00,049 - It's that Grinch, Mr. Steinke. 678 00:37:00,251 --> 00:37:02,082 He's got all this kiddie porn on his computer 679 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,983 and he's convinced everybody on West Locust 680 00:37:04,121 --> 00:37:05,986 that I sent it to him on e-mails. 681 00:37:07,191 --> 00:37:10,217 Like I know the first thing about computer science. 682 00:37:12,129 --> 00:37:15,064 - Hey, I wouldn't worry about that Steinke guy. 683 00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:19,159 Child pornographers always get what they deserve. 684 00:37:19,303 --> 00:37:22,864 - Dixie, if I was your husband I would bring you home so much bacon 685 00:37:23,007 --> 00:37:24,770 it would make you sick. 686 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,003 - Oh... 687 00:37:30,514 --> 00:37:33,972 - Owee, for cripe's sake, Dixie, come on. 688 00:37:34,118 --> 00:37:35,983 - Robert, what are you packing down there? 689 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:40,079 - Oh, that's a.22 cal-- - Oh. 690 00:37:40,224 --> 00:37:42,818 - Take it easy, Dixie. Look, I got the safety on. 691 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,724 Oh, crap! Whoops. 692 00:37:45,863 --> 00:37:48,024 - Robert, what are you doing with a gun? 693 00:37:48,165 --> 00:37:50,963 - I'm just delivering it. I deliver all kinds of this crazy crap. 694 00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:53,900 Look, I even got a grenade. Check it out. 695 00:37:54,038 --> 00:37:57,633 Animal movies, ah, roofie pills. I got a... 696 00:37:57,775 --> 00:38:01,176 - Maybe you shouldn't be messing around with this stuff. 697 00:38:01,312 --> 00:38:04,611 - Oh, come on, Dixie. A fella's got to make a buck somehow. 698 00:38:04,749 --> 00:38:08,515 - Drugs and guns hurt people, baby. 699 00:38:08,653 --> 00:38:11,087 A real somebody doesn't hurt people. 700 00:38:12,990 --> 00:38:16,050 Maybe you should give it to me and I'll get rid of it for you. 701 00:38:17,695 --> 00:38:19,560 - Well, I'm sorry, all right, Dixie. I didn't know. 702 00:38:19,697 --> 00:38:22,257 I mean, I knew this stuff was exotic, I just... 703 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:26,063 I didn't know, you know? 704 00:38:26,203 --> 00:38:29,661 - It's all right. You're a real sweet guy. 705 00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:31,968 Don't change that. 706 00:38:55,232 --> 00:38:56,358 Dix-- 707 00:39:09,647 --> 00:39:11,979 - Not even 48 fuckin' hours 708 00:39:12,116 --> 00:39:13,208 have you been my mule 709 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,376 and already you lost two grand worth of product! 710 00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:17,817 - No. I didn't lose it, all right. 711 00:39:17,955 --> 00:39:21,322 Most of that stuff was stolen at the weatherman's party. 712 00:39:21,459 --> 00:39:24,519 For the rest, I got I.O.U.'s. There's money in the bank. 713 00:39:24,662 --> 00:39:27,358 - Jesus Christ, what the fuck is the matter with you?! 714 00:39:27,498 --> 00:39:31,025 You have got to be the biggest douche bag on the planet 715 00:39:31,168 --> 00:39:33,193 or else you're trying to fuck me blue. 716 00:39:33,337 --> 00:39:37,671 Is that it? Are you trying to fuck me blue, Mutt? 717 00:39:37,808 --> 00:39:41,266 Blue? No. No siree, Bob. 718 00:39:41,412 --> 00:39:44,210 And, frankly, Mr. Dillion, I'm finding your tone a little-- 719 00:39:45,149 --> 00:39:47,549 How the fuck do you like the tone of this, you cocksucker? 720 00:39:47,685 --> 00:39:49,482 - Hey, Euge, let's cool the action here, man. 721 00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:51,884 Robert's going to pay you back. He's good for it. 722 00:39:52,022 --> 00:39:53,080 - Fine. 723 00:39:53,824 --> 00:39:56,622 I don't wanna see the King of Marvin Gardens here 724 00:39:56,761 --> 00:39:59,355 until he's got my lettuce. Is that crystal, guy? 725 00:39:59,497 --> 00:40:02,193 - It's totally crystal. 726 00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:04,426 - If you really want to rake in the dough, Ari, 727 00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:07,162 you got to throw a hype shindig. - Becoming a fucking man. 728 00:40:07,304 --> 00:40:08,931 The whole shul is gonna pay out anyways. 729 00:40:09,073 --> 00:40:11,337 - Maybe but, you got to spend money to make money. 730 00:40:12,376 --> 00:40:15,539 Ah, look who it is again. This fucking bitch. 731 00:40:15,679 --> 00:40:18,546 - Uh, excuse me, boys. 732 00:40:18,682 --> 00:40:21,207 But I could get my hands on those cans when you're done? 733 00:40:21,352 --> 00:40:22,444 I'm collecting for the deposit. 734 00:40:22,586 --> 00:40:24,577 - We're having a fuckin' conversation here. 735 00:40:24,722 --> 00:40:27,953 Anyway, I just look at it as overdue hush money for the bris. 736 00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:29,821 Five grand is the least you could expect 737 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,086 after having to endure that. (laughing) 738 00:40:31,228 --> 00:40:33,992 - Whoa, five grand? In dollars? 739 00:40:34,131 --> 00:40:36,463 Where do you kids get your hands on that kind of loot? 740 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,831 - You have a Bar Mitzvah and your friends and family give you cash. 741 00:40:39,970 --> 00:40:42,200 - Oh! 742 00:40:42,339 --> 00:40:47,572 - Robert, I must say, this interest you have in the Jewish faith is truly... 743 00:40:47,711 --> 00:40:49,906 forgive me, I'm plotzing! 744 00:40:51,048 --> 00:40:53,573 - Yes! Yes. 745 00:40:53,717 --> 00:40:57,278 Rabbi, is there any way I could possibly do 746 00:40:57,421 --> 00:40:59,548 this whole Bar Mitzvah deal this Saturday? 747 00:40:59,690 --> 00:41:01,885 - Have you been circumcised yet? 748 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:04,625 - Uh... 749 00:41:04,762 --> 00:41:07,458 - I'll buzz the moyel. 750 00:41:07,598 --> 00:41:10,123 Larry, can you come down here, please? 751 00:41:10,267 --> 00:41:12,326 And bring the kit. 752 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:13,767 - All right. 753 00:41:13,904 --> 00:41:15,929 Yes! 754 00:41:20,377 --> 00:41:21,537 (slicing) 755 00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:24,341 (screaming) 756 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:45,802 (Hebrew) 757 00:41:47,304 --> 00:41:49,864 - This is for all you doubters out there. 758 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:54,743 You better just shut your stupid mouths right now. 759 00:41:55,713 --> 00:41:57,578 My name's Stormy. 760 00:41:59,116 --> 00:42:00,640 I used to think 761 00:42:00,784 --> 00:42:04,948 That I couldn't make it on my own 762 00:42:05,089 --> 00:42:06,750 Yeah 763 00:42:06,891 --> 00:42:12,193 But then I learned that I can't let myself be afraid 764 00:42:12,329 --> 00:42:14,126 Of destiny 765 00:42:14,265 --> 00:42:15,960 'Cause nothing can stop me 766 00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:20,560 From getting what I know I got coming to me 767 00:42:20,704 --> 00:42:21,898 Ooooh 768 00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:23,529 I got what it takes 769 00:42:23,674 --> 00:42:26,575 And I'm just too beautiful 770 00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:29,076 Beautiful and free 771 00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:30,976 When I look in the mirror 772 00:42:31,115 --> 00:42:33,140 I see forever 773 00:42:33,284 --> 00:42:37,277 And I know that forever 774 00:42:37,421 --> 00:42:39,889 It's going to belong 775 00:42:40,024 --> 00:42:42,788 It's going to belong to me 776 00:42:42,927 --> 00:42:45,327 Yeah 777 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:48,661 What do you think about that, haters? 778 00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:51,691 - Ladies and gentlemen, Stormy Blaze. 779 00:42:51,835 --> 00:42:53,530 Stormy Blaze everyone, uh?! 780 00:42:53,671 --> 00:42:55,138 (applauding) 781 00:42:57,274 --> 00:42:59,105 - I'm going for a smoke. 782 00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:02,235 You better have my cheque ready, retard. 783 00:43:05,049 --> 00:43:06,641 - Uh... okay... 784 00:43:06,784 --> 00:43:09,480 for those of you who did bother showing up, thanks for coming. 785 00:43:09,620 --> 00:43:12,885 I guess it's time for me to open my presents. So... 786 00:43:13,023 --> 00:43:15,617 Cookie, you want to bring me up that shoe box there? 787 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:19,927 Thank you. 788 00:43:21,365 --> 00:43:24,732 Wow! A Rambo knife! 789 00:43:24,868 --> 00:43:27,063 Oh, ho! Look at that. 790 00:43:27,204 --> 00:43:28,967 Who is that from? 791 00:43:29,106 --> 00:43:31,006 Oh, "Love, Edna Kemperton". 792 00:43:31,141 --> 00:43:32,938 All right, moving on. 793 00:43:33,077 --> 00:43:35,307 All right, let's see. 794 00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:38,540 "I.O.U. one Bar Mitzvah present. Eugene Dillion." 795 00:43:38,682 --> 00:43:40,582 (laughing) 796 00:43:40,718 --> 00:43:42,117 Yeah, real creative, Euge. 797 00:43:42,252 --> 00:43:44,277 All right, one more here. 798 00:43:46,256 --> 00:43:48,656 Wow! Two thousand smackeroos! 799 00:43:48,792 --> 00:43:49,986 That's amazing! 800 00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:54,154 It's a bill from the rental hall. 801 00:43:54,965 --> 00:43:58,696 Guys, come on. My air hockey championship is tomorrow. 802 00:43:58,836 --> 00:44:00,531 You know what? 803 00:44:00,671 --> 00:44:05,165 Eff... eff this whole Bar Mitzvah thing. 804 00:44:06,610 --> 00:44:09,636 - You are going to make Eugene Dillion a very happy man. 805 00:44:09,780 --> 00:44:10,906 (whining) 806 00:44:11,048 --> 00:44:12,879 - What's the big idea, Euge? 807 00:44:13,017 --> 00:44:14,609 - Well, obviously, you're not going to be able 808 00:44:14,752 --> 00:44:18,188 to pay me my money anytime soon, so I'm grabbing myself some collateral. 809 00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:21,189 - What? - I'm taking your pooch, Jew Boy. 810 00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:22,485 - Come on. (whining) 811 00:44:22,626 --> 00:44:26,562 - Kirstie! That dog belongs to my mother, you schmuck! 812 00:44:36,206 --> 00:44:40,802 - Boy, you know, I remember he used to run through the sprinklers right here. 813 00:44:42,046 --> 00:44:44,139 Naked as jay birds. 814 00:44:44,281 --> 00:44:46,545 Back and forth, back and forth. 815 00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:47,981 - The devil. 816 00:44:48,118 --> 00:44:50,484 - Soaking wet. 817 00:44:50,621 --> 00:44:53,055 - Couldn't have been more than three years old. 818 00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:55,757 Even then that little bugger knew what he was doing. 819 00:44:56,727 --> 00:44:58,388 - That's right, huh. 820 00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:00,759 - Huh! Little Robert Mutt. 821 00:45:00,898 --> 00:45:06,302 Boy, you know, if I had my way, I wouldn't even do it chemically. 822 00:45:06,437 --> 00:45:09,133 I'd get right in there and I'd... 823 00:45:09,273 --> 00:45:11,639 (chomping) - Oh... 824 00:45:17,114 --> 00:45:18,547 Want another beer, honey? 825 00:45:20,417 --> 00:45:23,511 - And, Kirstie, she won that doggie vacation 826 00:45:23,654 --> 00:45:26,782 and now the little bugger is off to Waikiki. 827 00:45:26,924 --> 00:45:28,482 So you don't gotta worry about her, Mom. 828 00:45:28,625 --> 00:45:31,219 She's going to be just fine. And I'm going to be fine, too. 829 00:45:31,361 --> 00:45:34,353 You don't gotta worry about me, either. 830 00:45:37,201 --> 00:45:39,863 (crying) 831 00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:47,070 Okay, to be honest, I've really screwed up here, Mom, 832 00:45:47,177 --> 00:45:49,805 and I don't know if I can hack it anymore. 833 00:45:50,981 --> 00:45:52,972 All I wanted was to be a real somebody. 834 00:45:53,117 --> 00:45:55,210 I have been busting my hump 835 00:45:55,352 --> 00:45:57,616 for practically a whole week and it just ain't working. 836 00:45:58,856 --> 00:46:01,450 Now, I got this air hockey championship tomorrow 837 00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:04,186 and they want $25. 838 00:46:04,328 --> 00:46:06,796 I mean, where the heck is a guy supposed to come up 839 00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:08,329 with that kind of loot, you know? 840 00:46:08,465 --> 00:46:09,693 For tomorrow. 841 00:46:10,868 --> 00:46:12,267 - Uh... 842 00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:16,664 Uh... uh... 843 00:46:21,678 --> 00:46:25,045 - But Mom, that's your retirement fund. 844 00:46:25,682 --> 00:46:27,240 (TV): The kind of thing you dream about. 845 00:46:27,818 --> 00:46:29,342 You dream about that s... so much, 846 00:46:29,486 --> 00:46:31,215 boy, you can taste it in your mouth. 847 00:46:31,355 --> 00:46:33,255 Tonight Clinton Manitoba 848 00:46:33,390 --> 00:46:36,018 tastes that s... right in his own mouth. 849 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,856 And I got my championship ring. 850 00:46:38,996 --> 00:46:42,488 I dedicate this ring to my baby girl, Regina Manitoba. 851 00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:44,464 Her daddy got a championship ring! 852 00:46:44,601 --> 00:46:46,762 Yee-ha! 853 00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:57,974 - Read 'em and weep-- twenty-five dollars. 854 00:46:58,115 --> 00:47:00,276 - Sir, are you here with a child? 855 00:47:00,417 --> 00:47:04,046 - Look, I just came here to play air hockey, all right? 856 00:47:04,188 --> 00:47:05,849 Robert Mutt. Sign me up. 857 00:47:05,989 --> 00:47:08,116 Lucky number 5734, please and thank you. 858 00:47:08,258 --> 00:47:10,522 - Sir, the poster clearly states 859 00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:13,255 that this tournament is for children aged 8 to 11. 860 00:47:13,397 --> 00:47:14,955 - I got the poster right here, smart guy. 861 00:47:15,098 --> 00:47:17,066 We'll just see about that, won't we? 862 00:47:17,201 --> 00:47:20,898 What? All right, that was not there before. 863 00:47:21,038 --> 00:47:24,007 You guys added that. - Lester, do you know who this is? 864 00:47:24,141 --> 00:47:26,507 This is that child pornographer. 865 00:47:26,643 --> 00:47:29,237 I bet he's trying to sneak into the girls' change room. 866 00:47:29,379 --> 00:47:32,439 - I already changed at home, thank you very much. 867 00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:35,984 You know, and FYI, those accusations are total bull crap. 868 00:47:36,119 --> 00:47:38,553 - Well, I think it's "bull crap" that a grown man 869 00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:40,953 would wear a get-up like that to a child's tournament. 870 00:47:41,091 --> 00:47:43,559 - My mother made me this costume, you witch. 871 00:47:44,461 --> 00:47:45,951 - Ow! - Yeah! 872 00:47:46,096 --> 00:47:49,554 I just came here to get my championship ring, all right? 873 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:51,531 There ain't nothing anybody can do to stop me. 874 00:47:51,668 --> 00:47:53,727 All right, nothing at all. 875 00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,463 (gasping) 876 00:47:55,939 --> 00:47:57,201 - Wow! 877 00:47:57,641 --> 00:47:59,165 (gasping) 878 00:47:59,309 --> 00:48:00,537 (groaning) 879 00:48:06,016 --> 00:48:07,711 - Clinton, thank God. 880 00:48:07,851 --> 00:48:09,648 Look, I am going to need another three things, 881 00:48:09,786 --> 00:48:11,310 to get to be a real somebody, okay? 882 00:48:11,455 --> 00:48:13,719 Because these ones, man, oh man. 883 00:48:14,892 --> 00:48:17,952 - Do you remember the Northeastern Inter-County 884 00:48:18,095 --> 00:48:19,392 Farm League World Series? 885 00:48:19,529 --> 00:48:21,019 - I remember. You hit that homerun-- 886 00:48:21,164 --> 00:48:22,722 - Let me finish my story now. 887 00:48:22,866 --> 00:48:26,063 Game seven, bottom of the ninth. 888 00:48:26,203 --> 00:48:28,763 Oshawa Savages got us down by two. 889 00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:31,534 They had their star closer on the mound. 890 00:48:31,675 --> 00:48:35,167 A harelipped piece of trash by the name of Booth Garrett. 891 00:48:35,312 --> 00:48:36,745 That fucker could throw some filthy stuff. 892 00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:40,509 But goddammit if I was going to let him take my championship ring. 893 00:48:40,651 --> 00:48:42,380 He lets loose a cut fast ball. 894 00:48:42,519 --> 00:48:46,785 I could see that thing coming like it was in slow motion. 895 00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:49,256 - So you're saying that I gotta give it my all, 896 00:48:49,393 --> 00:48:50,655 to be a real somebody, too? 897 00:48:50,794 --> 00:48:54,662 - What I'm saying is that if Clinton Manitoba 898 00:48:54,798 --> 00:48:58,097 wasn't already a real somebody, he never would have made it 899 00:48:58,235 --> 00:49:01,568 to the Northeastern Inter-County Farm League World Series. 900 00:49:01,705 --> 00:49:04,196 - Oh, so you're saying that I already am a somebody 901 00:49:04,341 --> 00:49:06,036 and I just don't know it yet. 902 00:49:06,176 --> 00:49:09,145 - What I'm saying is, some people are meant to be somebodies 903 00:49:09,279 --> 00:49:11,042 and some people are meant to be nobodies. 904 00:49:11,181 --> 00:49:13,445 - But, Clinton, you're talking in riddles here. 905 00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:15,050 What are you saying? 906 00:49:15,185 --> 00:49:18,586 - I'm saying, give the fuck up, Robert, 'cause you're a nobody! 907 00:49:18,722 --> 00:49:20,519 You might as well go down to skid row 908 00:49:20,657 --> 00:49:22,284 with all the rest of the nobodies. 909 00:49:22,426 --> 00:49:24,792 'Cause that's where you belong. 910 00:49:31,768 --> 00:49:33,326 (coughing) 911 00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:35,301 - I told you it'd work. 912 00:49:35,439 --> 00:49:36,599 (groaning) 913 00:49:36,740 --> 00:49:39,834 - Hey, Robert, you okay? 914 00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:43,140 - No. And I got a splitting headache. 915 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,680 - Man, that barbarian hit you hard, huh? 916 00:49:45,816 --> 00:49:46,942 - Oh! 917 00:49:47,084 --> 00:49:50,019 - For what it's worth, Robert, I'm sorry they didn't let you play air hockey. 918 00:49:50,153 --> 00:49:52,314 - Can you blame them? 919 00:49:52,456 --> 00:49:55,118 Why would they want a nobody like me in their big fancy tournament? 920 00:49:55,258 --> 00:49:57,852 - Come on. There's going to be tons of other tournaments, man. 921 00:49:57,995 --> 00:49:59,292 - You just don't get it, Hershey. 922 00:49:59,429 --> 00:50:01,659 God, this was my one shot. 923 00:50:01,798 --> 00:50:04,926 My one shot at my championship ring and I blew it! 924 00:50:06,503 --> 00:50:09,472 Why am I trying to explain myself to you two bozos anyway? 925 00:50:09,606 --> 00:50:13,133 I mean, the two of you are just joking around day after day. 926 00:50:14,378 --> 00:50:16,346 Forget it! You know what? 927 00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,846 Just forget it! I'm out of here. 928 00:50:19,249 --> 00:50:21,046 - Robert, where are you going? 929 00:50:21,184 --> 00:50:23,618 - Hey, for your information, Cookie, I'm a nobody, 930 00:50:23,754 --> 00:50:26,382 so I'm going down to skid row, where I belong. 931 00:50:26,523 --> 00:50:28,650 Don't you try to find me, neither. 932 00:50:42,973 --> 00:50:44,736 - Excuse me. 933 00:50:45,409 --> 00:50:47,775 Hey, uh... 934 00:50:47,911 --> 00:50:49,902 I hate to bother you guys. 935 00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:53,483 Any of you fellas know where a guy could go to hit rock bottom? 936 00:50:58,755 --> 00:51:04,318 In the waking hours of some not-too-distant morning 937 00:51:05,462 --> 00:51:07,089 You come walking barefoot 938 00:51:07,230 --> 00:51:10,256 Through this cowl pulled mind Spare some change? 939 00:51:11,635 --> 00:51:16,834 Selling yesterday's dreams wrapped in tomorrow's paper 940 00:51:17,507 --> 00:51:23,104 Whistling for a dog named Kindness that you'll never find 941 00:51:23,747 --> 00:51:27,410 It's a cold 942 00:51:27,551 --> 00:51:29,610 Hard 943 00:51:29,753 --> 00:51:31,277 World love 944 00:51:32,222 --> 00:51:34,087 And these are cold hard times 945 00:51:34,224 --> 00:51:37,022 These are cold hard times 946 00:51:41,364 --> 00:51:44,094 I heard my brother died last week 947 00:51:44,234 --> 00:51:46,794 Or was that just a rumour 948 00:51:48,004 --> 00:51:51,098 From an overdose of hate 949 00:51:51,241 --> 00:51:54,233 Taken in his veins 950 00:51:54,377 --> 00:51:56,345 I heard the preacher said 951 00:51:56,480 --> 00:52:00,678 God must have a sense of humour 952 00:52:00,817 --> 00:52:03,285 'Cause when they put him in the grave 953 00:52:03,420 --> 00:52:06,412 It didn't even rain 954 00:52:07,157 --> 00:52:10,217 It's a cold 955 00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:12,851 Hard 956 00:52:12,996 --> 00:52:15,931 World love 957 00:52:16,066 --> 00:52:17,499 These are cold hard times 958 00:52:18,168 --> 00:52:20,932 These are cold hard times 959 00:52:22,606 --> 00:52:26,702 These are cold hard times 960 00:52:32,349 --> 00:52:33,976 - Find your own darn box! 961 00:52:34,117 --> 00:52:35,744 - I don't want your box, Robert. 962 00:52:35,886 --> 00:52:37,820 - Edna. 963 00:52:37,954 --> 00:52:39,182 What are you doing here? 964 00:52:39,322 --> 00:52:41,153 - Oh, Robert, I'm so happy 965 00:52:41,291 --> 00:52:43,885 I found you here. - Why is that? 966 00:52:44,027 --> 00:52:46,427 - This town has chewed you up 967 00:52:46,563 --> 00:52:49,225 and spit you out just like it did me. 968 00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:52,327 But, don't worry. We'll show them. 969 00:52:52,469 --> 00:52:55,529 I've got all the fire power we'll need. 970 00:52:59,476 --> 00:53:01,603 - Holy moly, Edna. (clock ticking) 971 00:53:02,579 --> 00:53:03,841 - Come on, Robert. 972 00:53:03,980 --> 00:53:07,143 What do you say we blow City Hall to smithereens? 973 00:53:08,351 --> 00:53:12,014 Prove to this whole town they fucked with the wrong people. 974 00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:17,024 - You know, Edna, this plan of yours is awfully romantic 975 00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:18,855 and I'm flattered you'd think of me. 976 00:53:19,496 --> 00:53:20,963 But, Edna... 977 00:53:21,097 --> 00:53:23,463 I've got to take a pass. 978 00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,363 I'm sorry. 979 00:53:26,903 --> 00:53:27,961 - Aw! 980 00:53:28,838 --> 00:53:30,965 Why is it every time I meet a guy I like, 981 00:53:31,107 --> 00:53:33,132 he doesn't want to blow up City Hall with me? 982 00:53:33,276 --> 00:53:35,005 - Ah... - What's wrong with me? 983 00:53:35,145 --> 00:53:36,840 - Nothing. Nothing, Edna. It's just... 984 00:53:36,980 --> 00:53:39,847 you get more flies with honey. 985 00:53:41,651 --> 00:53:45,178 - You're a stupid idiot, Robert. 986 00:53:45,322 --> 00:53:47,415 If you don't have the guts to stick up for yourself 987 00:53:47,557 --> 00:53:49,457 then you're never going to get anywhere. 988 00:53:52,128 --> 00:53:53,891 You're a douche bag, Robert Mutt. 989 00:54:10,647 --> 00:54:12,979 - Fuck you, Robert Mutt! 990 00:54:15,051 --> 00:54:16,313 (sighing) 991 00:54:57,627 --> 00:55:01,222 - I'm just going to come right out and level with you here, buddy. 992 00:55:01,364 --> 00:55:03,355 I haven't got a cent. Or I mean zilch. 993 00:55:04,401 --> 00:55:05,925 I got a double of this Clinton Manitoba 994 00:55:06,069 --> 00:55:07,969 '83 rookie card. 995 00:55:08,104 --> 00:55:12,404 I'd be willing to part with it for a hot cup of cocoa. 996 00:55:12,542 --> 00:55:14,908 - That'd be a gyp. (laughing) 997 00:55:15,045 --> 00:55:16,637 - Yeah? What do you know? 998 00:55:16,780 --> 00:55:19,908 - Them fucking cards ain't worth the paper they're printed on. 999 00:55:20,050 --> 00:55:21,244 That's what. 1000 00:55:21,384 --> 00:55:24,649 - You know, I've been Clinton Manitoba's biggest fan since ever. 1001 00:55:24,788 --> 00:55:26,756 So what do you say about that, smart guy? 1002 00:55:26,890 --> 00:55:28,949 (spitting) 1003 00:55:38,268 --> 00:55:39,963 (giggling) 1004 00:55:40,103 --> 00:55:41,968 - Oh, my God, Clinton! 1005 00:55:42,105 --> 00:55:44,630 - Huh. How'd you guess? 1006 00:55:44,774 --> 00:55:46,765 Set him up, Irv. 1007 00:55:46,910 --> 00:55:49,242 Been a helluva long time since there've been 1008 00:55:49,379 --> 00:55:51,643 any Clinton Manitoba fans around here, I must say. 1009 00:55:51,781 --> 00:55:54,511 - Oh, come on, Clinton. 1010 00:55:54,651 --> 00:55:56,414 You won us the Northeastern Inter-County 1011 00:55:56,553 --> 00:55:57,918 Farm League World Series 1012 00:55:58,054 --> 00:56:00,887 against that harelipped piece of trash, Booth Garrett. 1013 00:56:01,024 --> 00:56:03,083 - Yeah, well, nobody gives a diddly shit about that anymore. 1014 00:56:03,226 --> 00:56:07,788 Not since my... sex tapes turned up on the Internet. 1015 00:56:07,931 --> 00:56:09,489 - Hey, you know what I say? 1016 00:56:09,632 --> 00:56:11,998 Eff those Internets right in the face. 1017 00:56:12,135 --> 00:56:14,899 - Fuck the Internet. - Right in the face. 1018 00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:16,869 - Because I like to play with a little pussy 1019 00:56:17,006 --> 00:56:20,339 and videotape myself doing it, what's wrong with that? 1020 00:56:20,477 --> 00:56:24,538 - Yeah, nothing wrong with that at all. I'm a dog man myself. 1021 00:56:24,681 --> 00:56:26,808 His name's Kirstie. Hey, you want to see a picture? 1022 00:56:26,950 --> 00:56:28,247 - No. 1023 00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:32,822 I'm just kind of lonesome. I lost my wife Delia. 1024 00:56:32,956 --> 00:56:35,481 Getting killed by a speeding train. 1025 00:56:35,625 --> 00:56:37,991 You know... 1026 00:56:39,062 --> 00:56:41,394 Fucking thing just mowed her down and now... 1027 00:56:41,531 --> 00:56:46,127 all I got left is my dear daughter, Regina Manitoba. 1028 00:56:46,269 --> 00:56:47,998 (coughing) Jesus! 1029 00:56:48,138 --> 00:56:49,867 (choking) 1030 00:56:50,006 --> 00:56:51,633 (vomiting) 1031 00:56:51,775 --> 00:56:54,676 Goddamn! - Geez, Clinton, you all right? 1032 00:56:56,379 --> 00:56:59,815 - Doctor told me I got a tapeworm. 1033 00:56:59,949 --> 00:57:02,440 The goddamn thing's apparently about 15 feet long. 1034 00:57:02,585 --> 00:57:06,180 As big around as your wrist. 1035 00:57:06,322 --> 00:57:07,914 I heard that it's some kind of record. 1036 00:57:08,057 --> 00:57:10,252 - A record, huh? 1037 00:57:10,393 --> 00:57:11,621 (chuckling) 1038 00:57:11,761 --> 00:57:13,285 A tapeworm record. 1039 00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:14,863 (laughing) 1040 00:57:15,732 --> 00:57:17,597 (phone ringing) 1041 00:57:22,005 --> 00:57:23,438 - Hello. - Hershey. 1042 00:57:23,573 --> 00:57:25,973 You'll never guess who I'm with. - Robert. 1043 00:57:26,109 --> 00:57:27,576 Tell me you're at your mom's. 1044 00:57:27,710 --> 00:57:31,043 - No. Clinton Manitoba! The real one this time. 1045 00:57:32,182 --> 00:57:33,581 - Robert? 1046 00:57:33,716 --> 00:57:36,378 You're fucked up right now. We're coming to get you, okay? 1047 00:57:36,519 --> 00:57:39,181 - Cookie, listen, all right. I don't need your guys's help. 1048 00:57:39,322 --> 00:57:41,483 I wanted to apologize. 1049 00:57:41,624 --> 00:57:43,717 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have called you guys names before. 1050 00:57:43,860 --> 00:57:45,327 - Robert, don't worry about it, man. 1051 00:57:45,462 --> 00:57:47,623 It's all water under the bridge. But seriously, 1052 00:57:47,764 --> 00:57:50,062 where are you right now? 1053 00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:51,895 (glass breaking) 1054 00:57:52,035 --> 00:57:54,731 - Clinton just went down! I gotta go, guys! 1055 00:57:55,371 --> 00:57:56,895 Whoa! Whoa! 1056 00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:59,372 - Robert. - Robert? 1057 00:58:00,210 --> 00:58:02,644 - Get us a cab to my house. 1058 00:58:08,284 --> 00:58:10,445 - Oh, hey, barkeep. My buddy here 1059 00:58:10,587 --> 00:58:12,145 had a little bit too much to drink. 1060 00:58:12,288 --> 00:58:14,984 I'm taking him back to his place. In a cab. 1061 00:58:15,124 --> 00:58:16,887 (grunting) 1062 00:58:17,227 --> 00:58:19,127 Okay. 1063 00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:20,758 Easy does it. 1064 00:58:20,897 --> 00:58:22,524 (banging) Oh! 1065 00:58:22,665 --> 00:58:27,534 - Yeah, Mr. Steinke. I think I found that sex offender of yours. 1066 00:58:29,005 --> 00:58:31,439 (grunting) 1067 00:58:31,574 --> 00:58:33,508 - Home sweet home. 1068 00:58:33,643 --> 00:58:35,167 - Wow! 1069 00:58:36,713 --> 00:58:39,011 - Shut the door, Robert. - Okay. 1070 00:58:39,148 --> 00:58:41,548 - Thank you. 1071 00:58:41,684 --> 00:58:43,174 - Upward... 1072 00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:46,754 one at a time. 1073 00:58:46,890 --> 00:58:48,721 (grunting) 1074 00:58:50,293 --> 00:58:52,659 There we are. 1075 00:58:52,795 --> 00:58:54,194 There you go. 1076 00:58:54,330 --> 00:58:57,163 Want me to take your hat off? - Don't even try it. 1077 00:58:58,434 --> 00:59:01,597 Listen here, Robert. You've been a nice guy and I appreciate it. 1078 00:59:01,738 --> 00:59:04,707 You're welcome to stay here with me until you get on your feet. 1079 00:59:04,841 --> 00:59:07,742 - Oh, wow, Clinton! 1080 00:59:07,877 --> 00:59:09,344 You are too kind. 1081 00:59:18,755 --> 00:59:20,814 Ah... 1082 00:59:25,562 --> 00:59:27,291 - Listen. 1083 00:59:27,430 --> 00:59:31,298 We do have some guest rooms in this place. 1084 00:59:31,434 --> 00:59:34,335 - Oh. Yeah? 1085 00:59:34,470 --> 00:59:35,903 That'd be fine, too. 1086 00:59:36,039 --> 00:59:37,700 - All right, then. 1087 00:59:38,975 --> 00:59:40,943 - Nighty night, Clinton. 1088 00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:45,079 (sighing) 1089 00:59:45,214 --> 00:59:47,580 - Uh... 1090 00:59:47,717 --> 00:59:49,685 - Hello? 1091 00:59:51,988 --> 00:59:53,922 Hello? 1092 00:59:56,726 --> 00:59:59,718 I guess you must be Clinton's daughter, Regina. 1093 00:59:59,862 --> 01:00:01,727 Nice to meet you. I'm Robert. 1094 01:00:02,832 --> 01:00:04,390 Just put your dad to bed. 1095 01:00:06,269 --> 01:00:08,260 You want me to turn your lights off for you? 1096 01:00:09,305 --> 01:00:10,533 - Uh... 1097 01:00:11,341 --> 01:00:15,641 - Okay. Guess I could sit and chat for a while. 1098 01:00:17,981 --> 01:00:20,279 (TV): ...are saying that the man appeared rational 1099 01:00:20,416 --> 01:00:21,678 except for being naked. 1100 01:00:21,851 --> 01:00:25,480 We take you now to J. Amberson De Whitt with the local forecast. 1101 01:00:25,588 --> 01:00:27,283 (laughing) 1102 01:00:27,423 --> 01:00:29,220 - Too much! 1103 01:00:29,359 --> 01:00:30,951 (laughing) 1104 01:00:35,798 --> 01:00:37,959 I can't believe you love J. Amberson, too. 1105 01:00:38,101 --> 01:00:40,968 I met him, you know? I was partying with him just the other day. 1106 01:00:41,104 --> 01:00:43,368 - What the hell are you doing with my daughter?! 1107 01:00:43,506 --> 01:00:46,100 I'm gonna smash your fucking head in! 1108 01:00:46,242 --> 01:00:49,177 - Easy! I'm just combing her hair. It's full of tats. 1109 01:00:49,312 --> 01:00:52,873 - She's got no tats in her hair! - Well, it was all knotted up. 1110 01:00:53,016 --> 01:00:55,814 You know, and, also Clinton, you've got to watch her IV, all right? 1111 01:00:55,952 --> 01:00:57,078 You had it turned way down. 1112 01:00:57,220 --> 01:01:00,678 I mean, geez Louise, this girl was practically running on fumes. 1113 01:01:00,823 --> 01:01:02,688 She tells me it's been that way for days. 1114 01:01:04,794 --> 01:01:06,921 - She's speaking to you? - You kidding me? 1115 01:01:07,063 --> 01:01:08,894 She's been cracking jokes left, right and centre. 1116 01:01:09,032 --> 01:01:10,465 (chuckling) 1117 01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:11,897 She ever told you this one? 1118 01:01:12,035 --> 01:01:17,371 Hey, Regina, how many catatonics does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1119 01:01:18,007 --> 01:01:21,670 - Uh... (laughing) 1120 01:01:21,811 --> 01:01:23,403 - That one gets me every time. 1121 01:01:23,546 --> 01:01:25,343 - Jesus. 1122 01:01:29,485 --> 01:01:33,251 Who's gonna dry your big blue eyes 1123 01:01:33,389 --> 01:01:36,085 Day after day 1124 01:01:37,026 --> 01:01:40,928 Who's gonna jump when you say "frog" 1125 01:01:41,064 --> 01:01:44,465 Who's gonna bow and scrape 1126 01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:47,569 After I've gone away 1127 01:01:50,106 --> 01:01:51,835 Who's gonna kiss ya 1128 01:01:51,974 --> 01:01:53,874 And who's gonna miss ya 1129 01:01:54,010 --> 01:01:57,776 Who's gonna hold to your hand 1130 01:01:57,914 --> 01:01:59,779 Who's gonna chop 1131 01:01:59,916 --> 01:02:01,247 Your kindlin' wood 1132 01:02:01,384 --> 01:02:05,320 After I've made new plans 1133 01:02:05,455 --> 01:02:08,515 Hey who's gonna be your man 1134 01:02:09,325 --> 01:02:13,227 Who's gonna bring you your breakfast in bed 1135 01:02:13,362 --> 01:02:17,059 Who's gonna whisper good night 1136 01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:20,658 Who's gonna keep you as warm as toast 1137 01:02:20,803 --> 01:02:23,897 On those cold winter nights 1138 01:02:26,342 --> 01:02:30,403 And who's gonna be your puppy dog 1139 01:02:30,546 --> 01:02:33,276 When I'm a thing of the past 1140 01:02:33,883 --> 01:02:37,546 Hey who's gonna mow your grass 1141 01:02:48,431 --> 01:02:51,798 - And the fairy angel princess, she told her little jester, 1142 01:02:51,934 --> 01:02:54,835 "Don't you worry. You got nothing to worry about. 1143 01:02:54,971 --> 01:02:58,134 " 'Cause I'm not gonna let that jag-off queen lop your head off. 1144 01:02:58,274 --> 01:03:00,071 'Cause I think you're funny." 1145 01:03:00,276 --> 01:03:03,734 And then she said, "You don't gotta worry about that. 1146 01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:05,472 You're gonna keep your head and..." 1147 01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:09,615 Then the two of them, they just... 1148 01:03:09,752 --> 01:03:13,017 they decided that they'd have a little lie down. 1149 01:03:14,524 --> 01:03:15,923 What's wrong, Clinton? 1150 01:03:17,059 --> 01:03:20,790 - Clinton Manitoba hasn't been a good daddy 1151 01:03:20,930 --> 01:03:22,864 for some time now. 1152 01:03:22,999 --> 01:03:25,024 - Come on, Clinton. Don't be so hard on yourself. 1153 01:03:25,168 --> 01:03:26,999 I mean, with that tapeworm of yours and all. 1154 01:03:27,136 --> 01:03:29,969 - Yeah. Well, that's just it. 1155 01:03:30,106 --> 01:03:32,631 They found out too late. 1156 01:03:32,775 --> 01:03:34,970 Ain't got much time left. 1157 01:03:35,711 --> 01:03:37,235 Baby girl, 1158 01:03:37,380 --> 01:03:39,780 that old tapeworm's gonna take me out. 1159 01:03:39,916 --> 01:03:43,283 Doc says ain't nothing I can do about it. 1160 01:03:43,419 --> 01:03:45,717 - Nothing, Clinton? - No. 1161 01:03:45,855 --> 01:03:46,981 - Nothing at all? 1162 01:03:48,991 --> 01:03:51,755 No, no, no... 1163 01:03:51,894 --> 01:03:55,455 Northeastern Inter-County MVPs aren't supposed to die. 1164 01:03:55,598 --> 01:03:58,465 Not like this. You're a hero, Clinton. 1165 01:03:58,601 --> 01:04:01,661 I mean, you should die in a fire or something. 1166 01:04:01,804 --> 01:04:03,567 - I wish I could... 1167 01:04:03,706 --> 01:04:06,641 stick my hand up my own ass 1168 01:04:06,776 --> 01:04:09,006 and just yank it out. 1169 01:04:09,145 --> 01:04:13,639 But the thing is, I just can't reach around that far. 1170 01:04:14,750 --> 01:04:18,151 My only regret is I'm not going to be around 1171 01:04:18,287 --> 01:04:20,278 for my baby girl. 1172 01:04:20,790 --> 01:04:24,123 Little Regina Manitoba's going to be all on her own. 1173 01:04:24,260 --> 01:04:25,955 (sobbing) 1174 01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:33,999 - Well, you know who is going to be there for her, Clinton? 1175 01:04:34,136 --> 01:04:35,364 Me. That's who. 1176 01:04:35,504 --> 01:04:38,735 Yours truly. So you don't gotta worry about a thing, all right? 1177 01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:40,809 Except for maybe dying of that tapeworm. 1178 01:04:40,943 --> 01:04:44,401 But other than that, Clinton, you are on Easy Street, all right? 1179 01:04:44,547 --> 01:04:46,845 - How do you figure that? 1180 01:04:48,718 --> 01:04:50,913 - I figure I'm going to marry this girl. 1181 01:04:54,390 --> 01:04:56,585 If she'll have me. 1182 01:05:06,702 --> 01:05:08,727 - Uh... 1183 01:05:08,871 --> 01:05:10,930 (gasping) 1184 01:05:12,675 --> 01:05:14,336 - Oh! (giggling) 1185 01:05:14,477 --> 01:05:17,241 I normally wouldn't... - Oh, come on! 1186 01:05:17,380 --> 01:05:19,371 - Why not? Why not? 1187 01:05:19,515 --> 01:05:21,676 - Let's keep it kind of simple, okay? 1188 01:05:21,817 --> 01:05:25,878 A little buffet, flowers, my own personal videographer. 1189 01:05:26,022 --> 01:05:28,047 - Oh! And as far as entertainment goes, my sister Stormy, 1190 01:05:28,190 --> 01:05:30,522 she has got a great set of pipes. But it's not cheap. 1191 01:05:30,660 --> 01:05:32,719 - Money is the last thing you gotta worry about. 1192 01:05:32,862 --> 01:05:35,456 I got plenty of that to go around. 1193 01:05:35,598 --> 01:05:37,998 One thing you haven't thought of, 1194 01:05:38,134 --> 01:05:40,830 you're gonna need yourself a wedding ring. 1195 01:05:42,905 --> 01:05:45,772 - No, Clinton. Come on! 1196 01:05:45,908 --> 01:05:47,375 - It's yours. 1197 01:05:48,377 --> 01:05:50,504 - I guess I'm going to have to wear something special. 1198 01:05:50,646 --> 01:05:52,511 - I'll give you an old suit. You'll be fine. 1199 01:05:52,648 --> 01:05:53,706 - Ho! 1200 01:05:54,550 --> 01:05:54,784 - Robert, this whole wedding thing, 1201 01:05:54,784 --> 01:05:56,581 - Robert, this whole wedding thing, 1202 01:05:56,719 --> 01:05:58,584 isn't it a bit sudden? 1203 01:05:58,721 --> 01:06:00,780 - Hershey, this girl is fantastic. 1204 01:06:00,923 --> 01:06:02,117 - I'm just saying-- - I'm telling ya, 1205 01:06:02,258 --> 01:06:04,726 this girl, Regina, and me, we just make sense. 1206 01:06:04,860 --> 01:06:07,294 - Sounds like you found yourself a perfect match, Robert. 1207 01:06:07,430 --> 01:06:08,556 - Totally. 1208 01:06:10,533 --> 01:06:12,091 - Leave town! 1209 01:06:13,903 --> 01:06:16,303 (indistinct yelling) 1210 01:06:22,878 --> 01:06:25,676 - Here he is! Here he is! Come on, now! 1211 01:06:25,815 --> 01:06:28,978 - Robert, I didn't know you had so many friends. 1212 01:06:29,118 --> 01:06:30,142 - Oh, no. 1213 01:06:30,286 --> 01:06:32,186 (yelling) 1214 01:06:32,321 --> 01:06:34,312 - What are we going to make him do?! 1215 01:06:34,457 --> 01:06:36,084 (crowd): Leave town! 1216 01:06:36,225 --> 01:06:37,783 - And if he doesn't?! 1217 01:06:37,927 --> 01:06:39,451 (crowd): Castrate him! 1218 01:06:39,595 --> 01:06:41,529 - How are we gonna castrate him?! 1219 01:06:41,664 --> 01:06:43,393 (crowd): Chemically! 1220 01:06:43,532 --> 01:06:44,999 - Castrate him! 1221 01:06:45,134 --> 01:06:46,658 - Castrate him! Castrate him! 1222 01:06:46,802 --> 01:06:47,894 Castrate him! 1223 01:06:49,438 --> 01:06:51,770 - Euge, you got a gun. Fire off a couple warning shots. 1224 01:06:51,907 --> 01:06:54,774 - Euge Dillion do not stick his neck out for nobody. 1225 01:06:54,910 --> 01:06:57,242 - I got something for you, you pervo! 1226 01:06:57,380 --> 01:06:59,712 - That's for you, motherfucker! 1227 01:06:59,849 --> 01:07:01,714 (yelling) 1228 01:07:02,184 --> 01:07:04,448 - Aw, geez! 1229 01:07:04,620 --> 01:07:05,848 - Chemically! 1230 01:07:05,988 --> 01:07:07,285 Chemically! 1231 01:07:07,423 --> 01:07:10,688 - Hey! Hey! Hey! 1232 01:07:10,826 --> 01:07:13,818 You people got three seconds to get off of my land! 1233 01:07:13,963 --> 01:07:16,761 Get away from that car! Or I'm gonna start swinging! 1234 01:07:16,899 --> 01:07:18,696 One...! 1235 01:07:18,834 --> 01:07:20,495 - Let's get him! 1236 01:07:20,636 --> 01:07:22,365 Castrate him! 1237 01:07:22,505 --> 01:07:23,802 - Two...! 1238 01:07:23,939 --> 01:07:25,839 - Let's turn 'em over! 1239 01:07:25,975 --> 01:07:27,169 (dog whining) 1240 01:07:27,309 --> 01:07:29,573 - You're scaring the fuckin' dog! 1241 01:07:29,712 --> 01:07:30,974 - Two and a half...! 1242 01:07:31,113 --> 01:07:32,546 - Castrate him! 1243 01:07:32,681 --> 01:07:33,978 - Stop! I gotta say something! 1244 01:07:34,116 --> 01:07:36,676 Come on, let me talk to you! Please, let me speak! 1245 01:07:36,819 --> 01:07:38,548 Would you let me speak? - Fuck 'em. 1246 01:07:38,687 --> 01:07:39,881 Would you let me talk? 1247 01:07:40,022 --> 01:07:41,319 - Get the fuck back! 1248 01:07:41,457 --> 01:07:42,549 - Oh! (gasping) 1249 01:07:42,691 --> 01:07:44,682 Get the fuck away from the car! 1250 01:07:44,827 --> 01:07:47,227 And let him speak his piece. 1251 01:07:50,232 --> 01:07:53,065 - Okay, look. 1252 01:07:53,202 --> 01:07:56,467 I don't know what I ever did to any of you guys, anyway. 1253 01:07:56,605 --> 01:07:58,573 All I ever wanted was for people to like me. 1254 01:07:58,707 --> 01:08:00,334 (grunting) 1255 01:08:00,476 --> 01:08:02,239 For as long as I can remember, all everybody 1256 01:08:02,378 --> 01:08:04,209 ever wanted to do was piss on me, 1257 01:08:04,346 --> 01:08:05,540 crap on me 1258 01:08:05,681 --> 01:08:08,514 and throw crap at me. 1259 01:08:08,651 --> 01:08:10,812 Accuse me of doing all kinds of terrible Internet crap 1260 01:08:10,953 --> 01:08:12,887 to poor little kids. Which I didn't. 1261 01:08:13,022 --> 01:08:14,421 - Hmm... 1262 01:08:14,557 --> 01:08:16,115 - Well, you know what? 1263 01:08:16,258 --> 01:08:19,989 You guys can hate Robert Mutt until the cows come home for all I care. 1264 01:08:20,129 --> 01:08:22,063 Because today's my wedding day. 1265 01:08:22,198 --> 01:08:24,132 The day that I become Robert Manitoba. 1266 01:08:24,266 --> 01:08:25,733 - Hmm! 1267 01:08:25,868 --> 01:08:27,995 - And Robert Manitoba, he's got himself a girl, 1268 01:08:28,137 --> 01:08:29,468 he's got some money 1269 01:08:29,605 --> 01:08:32,005 and when he says "I do," 1270 01:08:32,141 --> 01:08:34,837 he is going to get the best goddamn championship ring 1271 01:08:34,977 --> 01:08:36,945 in the whole wide world right around his finger. 1272 01:08:37,079 --> 01:08:38,876 (laughing) And you know what? 1273 01:08:39,014 --> 01:08:41,448 You guys were right about one thing, though. 1274 01:08:41,584 --> 01:08:43,074 I am a pervo. 1275 01:08:43,219 --> 01:08:44,516 - Uh-huh. 1276 01:08:44,653 --> 01:08:47,451 - A pervo for the love of that woman right there! 1277 01:08:47,590 --> 01:08:49,319 - Hmm? 1278 01:08:55,965 --> 01:08:59,423 - And love is something that you can't castrate. 1279 01:08:59,568 --> 01:09:03,197 Not even chemically, Mr. Steinke. 1280 01:09:04,773 --> 01:09:06,035 (giggling) 1281 01:09:10,179 --> 01:09:12,943 - Ow! - Do it now, Fred! For the children. 1282 01:09:13,782 --> 01:09:15,010 - Get him! 1283 01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:17,244 - That tight little moustache of yours 1284 01:09:17,386 --> 01:09:20,719 has been begging for this ever since I first laid eyes on you. 1285 01:09:20,856 --> 01:09:22,915 (police siren) 1286 01:09:23,058 --> 01:09:25,492 - Put down the syringe, Steinke! 1287 01:09:25,628 --> 01:09:29,496 You're under arrest for the possession and distribution of child pornography. 1288 01:09:29,632 --> 01:09:31,190 (gasping) 1289 01:09:31,534 --> 01:09:33,365 - Humph! Humph! 1290 01:09:36,605 --> 01:09:37,867 - Fred! 1291 01:09:38,941 --> 01:09:40,306 Fred! 1292 01:09:40,976 --> 01:09:42,068 (grunting) 1293 01:09:42,211 --> 01:09:43,644 - Oh! - Oh, sweet Jesus. 1294 01:09:44,947 --> 01:09:46,642 - Get it, pervo! 1295 01:09:46,782 --> 01:09:48,272 - Freddie! 1296 01:09:52,254 --> 01:09:54,017 - Oh no, you got it wrong. It's Mutt, here, 1297 01:09:54,156 --> 01:09:55,919 he's the fuckin' pervo. 1298 01:09:56,058 --> 01:09:58,720 - No, ma'am. Robert Mutt is a hero. 1299 01:09:58,861 --> 01:10:01,523 He tipped us off to this scumbag here. 1300 01:10:01,664 --> 01:10:03,598 The computer scientists down at the crime lab 1301 01:10:03,732 --> 01:10:05,063 hacked through the e-trail 1302 01:10:05,201 --> 01:10:07,863 and led us right to Steinke! 1303 01:10:08,003 --> 01:10:09,664 (gasping) 1304 01:10:11,407 --> 01:10:14,808 - Robert, you're a hero. 1305 01:10:14,944 --> 01:10:17,708 - Say, Officer, you wouldn't happen to have a sister 1306 01:10:17,846 --> 01:10:19,074 named Dixie, would you? 1307 01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:21,843 - Something like that. 1308 01:10:21,984 --> 01:10:24,851 Let's get this scumbag downtown. 1309 01:10:27,022 --> 01:10:29,252 (police siren) - Way to go, Mutt. 1310 01:10:29,391 --> 01:10:32,849 - Well, all right. Let's get this show on the road, shall we? 1311 01:10:35,798 --> 01:10:38,392 Heveinu shalom aleichem 1312 01:10:38,534 --> 01:10:41,901 Heveinu shalom aleichem 1313 01:10:42,037 --> 01:10:45,268 Heveinu shalom aleichem 1314 01:10:45,407 --> 01:10:47,932 Heveinu shalom shalom shalom aleichem 1315 01:10:48,077 --> 01:10:49,544 (shattering glass) 1316 01:10:49,678 --> 01:10:51,669 Heveinu shalom aleichem 1317 01:10:51,814 --> 01:10:54,806 Heveinu shalom aleichem 1318 01:10:54,950 --> 01:10:57,180 Heveinu shalom aleichem 1319 01:10:57,319 --> 01:11:00,015 Heveinu shalom shalom shalom aleichem 1320 01:11:01,290 --> 01:11:02,450 (clinking) 1321 01:11:25,147 --> 01:11:26,614 Siman Tov u'Mazel Tov 1322 01:11:26,749 --> 01:11:28,148 Mazel Tov u'Siman Tov 1323 01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:29,683 Siman Tov u'Mazel Tov 1324 01:11:29,818 --> 01:11:31,080 Mazel Tov u'Siman Tov 1325 01:11:31,220 --> 01:11:32,710 Siman Tov u'Mazel Tov 1326 01:11:32,855 --> 01:11:34,516 Mazel Tov u'Siman Tov... 1327 01:11:35,424 --> 01:11:37,016 (song fading on TV) 1328 01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:46,766 (giggling) - You gals watching that again? 1329 01:11:46,902 --> 01:11:49,132 A couple of sentimental fools. 1330 01:11:49,271 --> 01:11:51,762 - Uh... - Uh. 1331 01:11:51,907 --> 01:11:55,308 (TV): A six-alarm fire has left nine dead and dozens more injured. 1332 01:11:55,444 --> 01:11:57,912 Disgruntled snack bar employee, Edna Kemperton, 1333 01:11:58,047 --> 01:11:59,173 has been taken into custody. 1334 01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:02,443 - Huh! Well, good for her. 1335 01:12:02,584 --> 01:12:05,109 I just came in to get my boomerang. 1336 01:12:14,063 --> 01:12:15,553 Okay, kids! Let her rip! 1337 01:12:15,698 --> 01:12:18,258 Here we go! Let's go! 1338 01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:20,129 Watch yourself on those steps! 1339 01:12:20,269 --> 01:12:22,430 Hey, Gallagher, here, here, here. 1340 01:12:22,571 --> 01:12:24,095 Go nuts, buddy. 1341 01:12:24,239 --> 01:12:26,366 Bet you can't nail a squirrel. 1342 01:12:28,110 --> 01:12:30,374 Hey, Hershey, Cookie. 1343 01:12:30,512 --> 01:12:32,844 How are you guys? 1344 01:12:32,981 --> 01:12:36,178 - Looks like we got a regular Ward Cleaver on our hands. 1345 01:12:36,318 --> 01:12:38,946 - Oh, yeah, you should see Gallagher with a cleaver. 1346 01:12:39,088 --> 01:12:41,716 - I think it's so beautiful that you've adopted these children, Robert. 1347 01:12:41,857 --> 01:12:43,222 - Well, you know what they say, Hershey. 1348 01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:44,724 The more the merrier. 1349 01:12:44,860 --> 01:12:48,057 Hey, be right back. Gotta get that sardine casserole going. 1350 01:12:59,508 --> 01:13:01,032 - Dear Robert, can you believe 1351 01:13:01,176 --> 01:13:03,007 it's been a whole year since you got out? 1352 01:13:03,145 --> 01:13:05,909 I heard all about what happened to you and I'm proud of you. 1353 01:13:06,048 --> 01:13:07,879 You really proved you're a real somebody. 1354 01:13:08,016 --> 01:13:11,042 Best Wishes, your buddy, George. 1355 01:13:14,790 --> 01:13:17,156 - Hey, what's the big idea? 1356 01:13:18,460 --> 01:13:23,921 - Robert Junior, what did I say about hiding in that oven, huh? 1357 01:13:24,066 --> 01:13:27,866 I told you to turn the light on so I wouldn't burn your butt again. 1358 01:13:28,003 --> 01:13:31,939 All right. Now what say ya, we go outside 1359 01:13:32,074 --> 01:13:34,907 and I show you some of my special moves, huh? 1360 01:13:35,043 --> 01:13:36,704 Come on, kiddo! 1361 01:14:08,944 --> 01:14:10,571 Easy-peasy Japan-easy. 1362 01:15:46,608 --> 01:15:49,099 - This is for all you doubters out there. 1363 01:15:51,547 --> 01:15:54,948 You better just shut your stupid mouths right now. 1364 01:15:56,685 --> 01:15:58,550 My name's Stormy. 1365 01:15:59,288 --> 01:16:00,812 I used to think 1366 01:16:00,956 --> 01:16:05,120 That I couldn't make it on my own 1367 01:16:05,260 --> 01:16:06,887 Yeah 1368 01:16:07,029 --> 01:16:12,331 But then I learned that I can't let myself be afraid 1369 01:16:12,467 --> 01:16:14,264 Of destiny 1370 01:16:14,403 --> 01:16:16,268 'Cause nothing can stop me 1371 01:16:16,405 --> 01:16:20,466 From getting what I know I got coming to me 1372 01:16:20,609 --> 01:16:22,008 Ooooh 1373 01:16:22,144 --> 01:16:23,634 I got what it takes 1374 01:16:23,779 --> 01:16:26,475 And I'm just too beautiful 1375 01:16:26,615 --> 01:16:29,175 Beautiful and free 1376 01:16:29,318 --> 01:16:31,309 When I look in the mirror 1377 01:16:31,453 --> 01:16:33,387 I see forever 1378 01:16:33,522 --> 01:16:38,084 And I know that forever 1379 01:16:38,226 --> 01:16:41,787 It's going to belong to me 1380 01:16:41,930 --> 01:16:44,899 Ooooh 1381 01:16:45,033 --> 01:16:49,060 This is the first day of forever 1382 01:16:49,204 --> 01:16:51,104 And I know 1383 01:16:51,239 --> 01:16:53,366 That forever 1384 01:16:53,508 --> 01:16:55,305 It's going to belong 1385 01:16:55,444 --> 01:16:58,413 It's going to belong to me 1386 01:16:58,547 --> 01:17:00,378 Yeah 1387 01:17:01,683 --> 01:17:04,675 What do you think about that, haters? 1388 01:18:27,069 --> 01:18:29,799 - From my cold, dead hand!