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Previously on90210:I like you, Silver,

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and I'm pretty sure
you like me, too.

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I could have done something
to really hurt you.

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You can date Mark
if you want,

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but we're done.

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NAVID: Sorry about Silver.
I know it hurts,

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but you got me.

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I really like you.I like you, too.

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I'm afraid that when I tell
you the truth

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about my family,
you may not want

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to be involved with me.

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Why would you lie to me?

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'Cause she wants
my inheritance.

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She used you.

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Liam, I'm sorry,

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but I had a lot of
money on the line.

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AMANDA:
Welcome to Armitage Books.

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Your blog has a real shot

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of finding the audience
that it deserves.

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I'm Author X,
and I'm done hiding.What?

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How did you think you were
gonna get away with this?

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If you would just
let me explain.
Explain what?!

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How you wrote about me?
How you used me

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like every other woman I've ever
been involved with?

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You're messing with real
people's lives here.

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Patrick?

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We need to talk.

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[sighs]

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[sighs]

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What are you doing here?

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Gee, Annabelle, I don't know.

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Maybe it has something to do
with your little book

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about a naive Beverly Hills girl

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who mistakes sex for love

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and sells herself
to the villainous "Patterson."

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It's not bad for a hooker,
heart of gold and all.

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Screw you, Patrick.

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Oh, we're way past screwing.

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Nancy O'Dell just tweeted
that Author X will be revealed

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on her special in two days.
I won't let that happen.

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Well, it's my decision.
It's not about you.

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You can't be
that stupid.

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The entire country is on
a witch hunt

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for Patterson's real identity,
and I didn't exactly

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cover my tracks with you.

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My wife cannot find out
about this.

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You're married?
Yes.

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And your tell-all is

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the next read
for my wife's book club.

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If you come out, I'm guaranteed
a very expensive divorce.

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You spent $10,000
on one night with me.

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I think you'll manage.

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You willcancel the interview.

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Because if you hurt my family,
I'll come after yours.

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You like me and I like you.
I don't see

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how family's an issue.

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It's mostly my mother.
[chuckles] She has a real knack

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for derailing
my romantic relationships.

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The woman makes Jaws
seem cuddly.

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I'm not afraid
to swim with sharks.

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Yeah, well, you haven't met
my mother. She's a judge,

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one of the most respected
in the country,

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and just found out
that she's being considered

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to be the next
secretary of state.

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Like, of the United
States of America?

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Yeah, that's the one.
I mean, she's a pro at
scrutinizing people,

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and overly focused on
our family image. It...

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So you don't want to give you
and me a chance

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because you don't think
I can handle your mother?

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No, Naomi...

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I just know how grueling
it can be to be a bug

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under my mother's
magnifying glass.

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And I feel I should just
give you fair warning.

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Now, look, I gotta head back
East for some boring

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family fund-raiser,
and while I'm gone,

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just-just think about whether
or not this is a challenge

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you want to take on.

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Okay?

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♪

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[sighs]

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Whoa. What just happened?

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[knocking]

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LIAM:
Navid, you awake?

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What are you doing? Wake up!

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[hushed]:
What's Liam doing here?

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[hushed]: I don't know.

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[normal voice]:
Uh, just a minute!

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Okay, we obviously don't have
time to talk about it now.

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Okay, um, you go out there
and distract him,

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and then I'll sneak out.Yeah.

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Hey, man, you busy?

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Me? No.

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Unless you call sleeping,
all alone, busy.

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You're up early.

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Yeah, I didn't want to be there
when Annie got up.

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Between Vanessa and Ashley and
Sydney, and now Annie's book,

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I just feel like I'm being
used by women at every turn.

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Yeah, you've had
a rough run lately.

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Yeah, well, so have you.

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But, you know,
we can either be down

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and depressed about it
and make a spiral of our
past mistakes

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or we can focus on
the surfboard company.

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So, I've been
thinking about how

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every major sport brand has a
face to represent their company.

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Well, fortunately for us,

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we already have a famous face:
yours.

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No, I've been burned by

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the celebrity thing
way too many times.

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So...

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Meet Cassie McCoy.

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She's already
shattering records
all over the world.

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Now, I talked
to her manager,

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and she's "in between" sponsors
right now.

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I can put in half the money with
the residuals from my movies

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if you can put in
the other half.

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Wow. I haven't seen you
this excited

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about anything in... ever.

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Come on.

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Hey, man, the money is
not an issue. I'm in.

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Yeah?
Yeah, I can set up
the meeting and you could

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get ready to woo her
with your fancy surfer talk.

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Ah! Ha-ha!

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Yeah! You're, like,
totally on, brah.

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Yeah, I know.

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Hey, Dixon, do you want
to come do some

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totally off-the-chain,
maternity-wear shopping
with us.

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Man, there's nothing

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in the world that I would
rather do, honestly,

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but, uh, Annie just texted me
and told me to come over ASAP.

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Next time. Have fun.

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Hey, Silver, um, before we go,

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there's something
I wanted to talk to you about.

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Okay.

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I know that we all agreed

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I would put
the performing on hold

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till after the baby was born,
and before you get all,

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"No way," please,
just hear me out.
Okay.

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I read about this upcoming
tribute concert

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for Spencer Blane.
It's gonna be on TV,

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and they're looking for

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an undiscovered
singer/songwriter to perform.

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Spencer Blane?
That's fricking huge.

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Yeah. I know
it's a long shot.

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I only have two days to write
a song and submit a demo,

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but I want to try.

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And Dixon totally has my back
on this,

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so I'm gonna let you guys
just talk about it.

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[softly]:
Thank you.

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After losing Ade
as my best friend,

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the last thing I want to do is
upset Michaela again.

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Being bad cop all the time
really sucks, man.

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Why did you tell her
this was a good idea?

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I didn't know about
this, all right?

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But actually, I don't see
any harm in her trying.

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What?

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Look, it's just a song.

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One song that she has to write
and record in two days?

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Let Spencer Blane be the bad cop
when he rejects her.

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It would be nice to say yes
for once.

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This may be your chance.

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Good luck.

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Michaela?

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Um, don't worry
about the shopping.

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Go ahead, write your song.

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Silver, thank you so much!

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Yeah!
Thank you!

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Good cop definitely feels
better.

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Yo, yo!
[chuckles]

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Uh, I got your message.

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You know, if you wanted to talk,

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that texting machine you have
also works as a phone, right?

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I needed to talk to you
in person.

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Okay, now you're scaring me.

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Okay, uh...

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remember last year

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when you asked how
I paid for your rehab?

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Yeah, you said you got
your inheritance.

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I hadn't yet.

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I'm not proud of how
I earned that money.

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And it's taken me
a really long time

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to figure out how
to tell you about this.

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When Patrick and I were dating,

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we weren't in
a normal relationship.

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I was his escort.

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I got paid

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to... be with him.

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Escort?

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Like a hooker?

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It didn't start like that.

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As soon as I could,

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I got out.
And I wrote this book about

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the whole awful
situation,

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and I know it sounds
really cliché,

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but telling the truth
finally set me free
of it all.

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Then Patrick showed up
yesterday.

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Whoa, whoa. He was here?

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Yeah.

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I'm supposed to go on
national TV tomorrow

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to be revealed
as the book's author.

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And he came to say that
if I revealed myself,

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his wife would find out.

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And if I didn't keep quiet,

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he was going to do
something to you.

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So I just need you to know.

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What should I do?

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This-This can't be happening.

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Please! Please, Dixon,
you have to understand.

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[voice breaks]: You are my
brother and you were in trouble.

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I just wanted to help you!

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[grunts]

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Dixon!

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♪

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SILVER:
Hey.

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Hi.

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I was starting to think
you were avoiding me.

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Oh, I was. But you said the ball
was in my court,

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so I decided
to return the volley

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and agree to a date with you.

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Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm
thrilled, but what swayed you?

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I had a really good talk
with Michaela.

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For the first time in forever,

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I let go of the baby stress
and just said, "Yes."

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And I'd forgotten how amazing
that feels.

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So what sounds fun and totally
non-expectant mother to you?

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Hmm. Ever been camping
in the Mojave Desert?

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The restaurant's covered
for the weekend,

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and you have not lived until
you've seen a sunrise out there.

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I do love a good sunrise.

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Great. It's a date.
Huh.

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[both chuckle]

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[footsteps approaching]

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Oh, hey, Michaela.

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Hey. Sorry to just show up like
this, but I need your help.

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I have to write my first song
in a day. Yeah, crazy, right?

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Yeah. It took me a week

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to write just the chorus to my
first song. What's it about?

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Pathetic schoolgirl
as it sounds,

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I have a crush on a guy.

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Hey, we've all been there.I know you're

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retired from music, but is there
any chance you could help me?

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Yeah, it'd be nice
to have something

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to keep me busy
and out of trouble.

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So, yeah, let's write
a song together.

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Ade, thank you.

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But let's not
tell Silver, okay?

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Just so things don't get weird?

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You know what?
I don't care what Silver thinks.

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We're not exactly speaking
right now.

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Yeah, I know,
but your involvement might make

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things tricky
between me and her,

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and then she could call off
the entire contest.

252
00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:39,769
She kinda gets to make the rules

253
00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:41,031
since I'm her baby oven.

254
00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:44,165
Yeah, I get it.
I won't mention it to anyone

255
00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:45,688
that we're working on this
together.

256
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,298
Thank you.

257
00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:50,388
Can I see what you got?Yes, please.

258
00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:53,217
So Liam's modest,
but he's quite the ace surfer.

259
00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:56,612
And surfboards tailor-made
for women was his brainchild.

260
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,006
So you slapped some pink paint
on a board?

261
00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:01,312
How cute. My boards are
already made custom-made for me.

262
00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:03,401
Yeah, but you're Cassie McCoy.

263
00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:05,403
Most girls don't have
boards customized

264
00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:08,276
for their height, weight, skill
level, surfing environment.

265
00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:09,973
They're forced
to buy boards built

266
00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:11,366
with a guy's frame in mind.

267
00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:14,412
If you say, "It's a man's
world," I'm gonna barf.

268
00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:17,764
Well, actually, we're more
of a "Who runs the world?

269
00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:19,330
Girls!" kind of company.

270
00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:22,507
You know, I have major league
companies trying

271
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:24,335
to woo me with
free crap all the time,

272
00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:25,423
and the only thing
you've gifted is gab.

273
00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,512
Liam built
a custom board for you.

274
00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:29,514
Just give it a spin.

275
00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:30,907
Yeah, yeah, we
will do anything

276
00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:33,475
to prove that we are the
company to sponsor you.

277
00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:34,432
You'll do anything?

278
00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:35,564
Yeah, anything.
Anything.

279
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,740
Fine, I want
a private concert here

280
00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,133
tomorrow with Olly Murs.

281
00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:40,612
Olly Murs?

282
00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:42,266
British pop star? [laughs]

283
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:43,746
I'm his number one fan.

284
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,269
You pull Olly Murs
out of your hat,

285
00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:46,531
and I'll give you
the time of day.

286
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:49,970
Ah...

287
00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:53,582
Oh.Yeah, we-we're dead.

288
00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:55,976
[recording]:
Hey, this is Dixon.Leave a message.

289
00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:58,500
Dixon, it's me... again.

290
00:11:58,543 --> 00:11:59,936
Please call me back.

291
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:01,764
I'm supposed to leave
in a couple hours on a plane

292
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:04,985
to New York for this interview,
and I don't know what to do.

293
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:07,291
Should I do this or not?

294
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:08,945
[groans]

295
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,033
Oh, good God.

296
00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:11,078
Throw that ticket away.

297
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:12,862
Honey, we do not
fly commercial. Ew.

298
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:14,298
Hey, sis?

299
00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:15,604
Sis.Hello, brother.

300
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,214
I just got off the phone
with Jordan.

301
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:19,651
I'm going to New York City
and I'm taking you with me.

302
00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,871
Pass. I have plans.I know, with Silver.

303
00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:23,830
I took care of it--
she's coming, too.

304
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:26,180
Don't fight-- you'll lose.Unfortunately,
that's true.

305
00:12:26,223 --> 00:12:28,704
Thank you, Annie.
The thing is

306
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,837
Jordan's mother's hosting
some elaborate yawn-a-thon

307
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,622
where families auction
their heirlooms to help

308
00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:35,406
benefit New York's
"heirloom" buildings.

309
00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:36,538
Heirlooms for heirlooms.

310
00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:38,714
We're going to attend
to show her

311
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,368
how respectable
the Clark family is.

312
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:43,937
Or, and crazy thought, you could
not care what his mom thinks.

313
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:46,635
Mark, Jordan is amazing,
and nobody loves

314
00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:48,202
a challenge more than me.

315
00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:49,464
Would you move it--
the jet is standing by.

316
00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:50,465
You're coming, too,

317
00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:51,945
for your fabulous interview.

318
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:53,120
We're gonna have so much fun.

319
00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:54,251
Oh, yeah, that's me.

320
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:55,818
A whole barrel of fun.

321
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,560
Look, Dixon's really upset
about what I told him.

322
00:12:58,603 --> 00:12:59,822
Don't be a weepy Wilson.

323
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,171
You knew Dixon wasn't
gonna jump for joy.

324
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,565
Which is even more reason
not to go public

325
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:05,045
unless he's okay with it.

326
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,786
Um, not necessarily.

327
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:09,614
Annie, you can still
come out as Author X.

328
00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:12,835
You just have to tell
Nancy O'Dell that...

329
00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,358
it's not a true-true story.

330
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:17,013
Meaning, that you were
inspired by real events,

331
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,276
but the characters in your book
are a mishmosh

332
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,756
of every person you've
ever met in your life.

333
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,063
That way, you won't humiliate
or hurt Dixon any further.

334
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:26,283
Well, your idea sounds
like a way better plan

335
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:28,503
than me sitting around
watching my phone.

336
00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:31,245
Plus, it might solve
my problem with Patrick.

337
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:32,942
Okay, we can discuss
any new drama

338
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:34,378
over cocktails at 30,000 feet.

339
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:36,380
[Naomi laughs]

340
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:37,729
[sighs]

341
00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,557
It's time for us
to take Manhattan.

342
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:56,531
Is it just me or does it feel
like we suddenly stepped

343
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:59,273
into an episode
of Sex and the City?

344
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,796
Well, you're Author X,

345
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,319
our very own Carrie Bradshaw.

346
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:03,233
[laughs]

347
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,582
I am sorry, Silver.

348
00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:05,845
Adrianna's totally
the Charlotte.

349
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,020
Does that mean I'm Miranda?

350
00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:10,458
We fly across the country
and look at you.

351
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,721
You can't stop micromanaging
your gestation station.

352
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:13,853
She's a drag, you're a drag.Fine.

353
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,593
Okay, okay,
I'm not anymore.

354
00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:17,726
In New York, 'cause I'm
carefree and fun and sexy,

355
00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:19,423
and I'm going on a date
with Mark tonight,

356
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:22,078
and I'm gonna be a total
Samantha, which means sex.

357
00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:23,819
Ew, he's still
our brother.

358
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:24,820
Speaking of which

359
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,430
I told him
to meet us

360
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:27,431
when he got done shopping.

361
00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:28,693
Where is your tuxedo?

362
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,521
You said black tie--
this is a black tie.

363
00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:34,221
NAOMI:
Oh, my God.

364
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:35,700
What the hell?

365
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:38,355
Well, that's a sign
that I obviously need

366
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:39,879
to dress you tonight
for the auction.

367
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,750
What is this, a quirky
rebel-may-care look?

368
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,057
It's never gonna survive the
scrutiny of Jordan's mother.

369
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,449
[sighs]

370
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:47,930
Come on,
we have to go.

371
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,497
I think you wear New York well.

372
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,238
This ain't exactly
Mojave, huh?

373
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:53,022
Ah, you know, Naomi says "jump,"

374
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,545
we all hop a plane
and go across country.

375
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:56,156
When we're done
with her thing,

376
00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:58,723
I'm going to treat you to
the best pizza in the city.

377
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,160
NAOMI:
Mark?

378
00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:02,205
Now!

379
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:03,815
Time to jump again.

380
00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:09,821
Hey, Dixon.

381
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,912
[sighs]

382
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,917
Are you all right?

383
00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:23,139
Annie told me how
she paid for my rehab.

384
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,971
[sighs]
Yeah.

385
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:31,147
I kind of figured you knew.

386
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:33,628
The only person that knows
Annie better than me is you.

387
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,673
You have to understand
that everything

388
00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:36,848
Annie did was to help you.

389
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:38,676
I know...

390
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,330
I just can't believe
my sister went through

391
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:41,984
all of that torture
because of me.

392
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:42,985
And now

393
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,596
Patrick is messing
with her again.

394
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,642
I don't know, dude,
I'm just so pissed.

395
00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:48,860
I don't even know what to do.

396
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:49,949
Last year, when I found out,

397
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,689
I punched the son of a bitch.

398
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:53,996
Are you serious?

399
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,999
Didn't change what happened
to Annie, but...

400
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,480
it made me feel better about
taking things into my own hands.

401
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:09,272
Hey, uh...

402
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:11,666
You busy?
Uh, kind of.

403
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,494
I'm just working
on music stuff.

404
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:15,626
Cool, uh...

405
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:16,932
I need a favor.

406
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,021
Is that what we're calling
the other night?

407
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,805
No, no. [laughs]

408
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,503
It's... it's not about that.

409
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,418
Uh, Liam and I need
your help. Uh...

410
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:26,637
we really need to get
in touch with Olly Murs.

411
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:27,856
I know his drummer.

412
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,771
I could totally
call him for you guys.

413
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:32,730
You are the best.

414
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:35,995
Um...

415
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,738
About the other night--
I'm still trying

416
00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:42,740
to figure out what it meant.

417
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,351
Yeah, I don't know.

418
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:47,354
I mean, us together dredges up
a lot of drama.

419
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:48,442
Yeah.

420
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:49,617
Silver's already on my warpath,

421
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:50,792
and she'll think
that I'm hooking up

422
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:51,793
with you to get revenge.

423
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,447
Yeah, yeah, you might be right.

424
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:55,666
And I certainly don't want
to repeat past mistakes.

425
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:58,800
Me either, so maybe we should
just shut the door on us.

426
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:01,194
Consider it dead-bolted.
The other night was our

427
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,978
real last night together.

428
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,329
And not just the last time
until the next time.

429
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:09,245
Yes, the last time was
the real last time.

430
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:11,334
[laughs]
Yeah.

431
00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:15,512
Well, uh, get back to work.

432
00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:25,696
Whoa, buddy.

433
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,263
At least buy me dinner first.

434
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:28,873
Naomi, I've been scrubbed,

435
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:31,311
buffed, bronzed
and manscaped.

436
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:34,444
I'm trying to be a good sport,
but none of this is me at all.

437
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:36,490
I know, you're no
small undertaking,

438
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:37,926
but we're making progress.

439
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:39,406
Actually you
look quite dapper.

440
00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:41,103
I'm finally starting to see
the family resemblance.

441
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,845
But I do need to brief
the all-new you.

442
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:48,110
What's wrong with the not-new,
actually-who-I-am me?

443
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,547
[laughs]:
Okay.

444
00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:52,897
First off,
you never owned a food truck.

445
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,160
So, you want me to lie?

446
00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:55,509
Lie? What? No.

447
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:57,076
Yeah, okay.

448
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,294
A food truck is very...

449
00:17:58,338 --> 00:17:59,817
pedestrian.

450
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,384
We're gonna spin the
details a little bit.

451
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:02,646
You should take
mental notes.

452
00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:04,474
You own several
five-star restaurants.

453
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:07,434
You're here in New York
taking meetings for
your TV cooking show.

454
00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:10,785
You are the next Gordon
Ramsey, only much hotter
and more charming.

455
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:14,571
Uh-huh. You could just take
a life-sized cut out of me.

456
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,965
Or a ruggedly handsome
ventriloquist dummy.

457
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:19,402
You know what?
You might think
that this is silly,

458
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,839
but I really need you
to be here for me.

459
00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:23,972
Max's mother hated me,
and that never went away.

460
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:26,453
If Jordan and I are gonna
have a chance in hell,

461
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:29,064
I have to present
the best possible me,

462
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,023
and that means the best
possible you, okay?

463
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,721
You look great.

464
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:34,939
What are you doing?

465
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:37,725
There's nothing wrong
with the real me.

466
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,990
[sighs]:
Mark...

467
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:45,080
[Naomi gasps softly]

468
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,737
[calls]:
Sweetheart, I'm home.

469
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,611
Oh.
Patrick.

470
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:55,917
I'm sorry, I didn't mean
to interrupt your meeting.

471
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,832
[laughs]:
No, it's okay.

472
00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:58,876
Hi.

473
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,922
We're running
a bit long today.

474
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,750
Yeah, we have
a special guest

475
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:05,405
from Beverly Hills,
Dixon Wilson.

476
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,058
He called

477
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:09,931
inquiring about
my charity for his
sister's organization,

478
00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:11,193
so we invited him
to our meeting.

479
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:14,196
Hey, um...
I think you know

480
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,284
my sister Annie.

481
00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:16,938
It's a pleasure
to finally meet you.

482
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:26,948
Uh, you okay, Patrick?
You don't look well.

483
00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:29,907
Oh, yeah,
he just... he works so hard.

484
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:31,170
You poor thing.

485
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:33,824
Uh, must be the jet lag.

486
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:35,652
Um... Dixon,
I'd love to hear more

487
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:36,827
about your sister's charity.

488
00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:38,873
Uh... Victoria,
excuse us a minute?

489
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,440
Excuse us.Excuse us, ladies.

490
00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,228
I want you out of my house.

491
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:49,057
Gladly. Um... I just want
to deliver a message.

492
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:52,408
You want to be a tough guy
and try to hurt me?

493
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:53,888
Bring it.

494
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:55,063
But, um...

495
00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:56,543
I wouldn't say
you're in a position

496
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:59,241
to make any threats
towards me and my sister.

497
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:05,073
I fight for the both of us.

498
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:11,079
AUCTIONEER:
$2,500.

499
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:11,862
$3,000.

500
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:13,037
$4,000.

501
00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:14,038
$5,000.

502
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,344
$6,000.

503
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:16,998
$6,000.

504
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:17,955
$7,000.

505
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,435
Going once.

506
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:21,263
NAOMI:Annie, stand up straight,
stop fidgeting.

507
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,222
Tonight you're a
lady, not a hobbit.

508
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,745
You're also my
de facto family,

509
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,616
since Mark apparently
decided to go AWOL.

510
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,183
Well, don't worry,
these shoes cost more

511
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,054
than a factory worker
makes in a year,

512
00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:31,665
and I'll even smile like this.

513
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:34,537
And I'm a carefree
bon vivant who
lives on the edge.

514
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:36,017
[Southern accent]:
Hide your men!

515
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:38,062
Whatever. You're
not related to me--
I don't care.

516
00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:41,936
Naomi.

517
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,633
Radiant, as usual.

518
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:47,028
But my mom just got off
the phone with the governor,

519
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:48,943
and whatever he said really...

520
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:50,205
kind of put her
in a mood.

521
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,468
Maybe we should try
to do this another time.

522
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:54,862
Absolutely not.
No, I am not one to be scared

523
00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:57,038
[laughs]:
of a judge or secretary of state

524
00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:58,257
or Godzilla.

525
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,519
[nervous laugh]

526
00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:03,914
Show me the mother.Oh...

527
00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:06,003
And we have...

528
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:08,005
incoming.
[groans softly]

529
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,050
Ladies,

530
00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:10,834
this is my mother.

531
00:21:10,878 --> 00:21:12,009
[chuckles]

532
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:13,968
Hi. I'm Annie.

533
00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:15,578
Hello.
NAOMI:
Your Honor.

534
00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:17,667
this is my sister
Annie, an incredibly
wealthy socialite

535
00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:19,626
who runs her own
charity foundation.

536
00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:21,497
[laughs]: And... well,
that's Erin Silver.

537
00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:23,978
She's practically
engaged to my brother.

538
00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:26,023
Cheryl Harwood.
A pleasure.

539
00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:27,938
And you must be
Naomi Clark.

540
00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:29,288
It's wonderful to
finally meet you.

541
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:30,680
Jordan's told me
so much already.

542
00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:33,161
And my daughter's told me
all about you.

543
00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:35,642
Something about you
publicly calling her a whore

544
00:21:35,685 --> 00:21:37,078
at Jordan's
offensive

545
00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:38,993
faux- Fifty Shades
of Greybook launch.

546
00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:42,431
I'm gonna go...
anywhere else.

547
00:21:42,475 --> 00:21:44,085
[giggles]:
Me, too.Mom,

548
00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:45,695
I told you that was
a misunderstanding.

549
00:21:45,739 --> 00:21:46,957
It's actually
quite a funny story.

550
00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:49,090
I'm sure it is.
Is there a reason

551
00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:51,919
that your family hasn't
donated an heirloom
for my auction?

552
00:21:51,962 --> 00:21:53,007
JORDAN:
Mom, we talked
about this.

553
00:21:53,050 --> 00:21:54,487
Retract the claws.

554
00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:56,445
What? We're all here
for the same cause.

555
00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:58,099
If she doesn't have
anything worth donating

556
00:21:58,142 --> 00:22:00,144
then it's just a shame,
that's all.

557
00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:02,277
Excuse me, I'm gonna go
say hello to the mayor.

558
00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:07,195
She was actually
almost civil.

559
00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:08,370
[laughs weakly]

560
00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:09,371
It gets worse?

561
00:22:09,415 --> 00:22:11,330
Uh, I'll talk to her.

562
00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:15,812
Ade, you're
amazing.

563
00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:17,205
Well, you had a lot
of great lyrics.

564
00:22:17,248 --> 00:22:18,598
I just moved things
around a bit,

565
00:22:18,641 --> 00:22:20,164
and added some
new ideas.

566
00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:21,470
Like in
the chorus,

567
00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:22,906
when the two exes realize

568
00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:24,343
that they shouldn't go back
to a romantic place.

569
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,127
Yeah, except that one of them
totally wants to.

570
00:22:26,170 --> 00:22:27,476
Like here,

571
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:28,738
when you're talking about
the latest hook-up,

572
00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:30,174
you're wondering
if the last time's

573
00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:32,916
really gonna be the last time.

574
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,048
It's like you want to rekindle

575
00:22:34,091 --> 00:22:35,528
that amazing feeling
that you miss.

576
00:22:35,571 --> 00:22:37,181
Really?

577
00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:38,487
Yeah.

578
00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:40,837
Yeah, and it's exactly
how I feel about Navid.

579
00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:42,143
Navid?

580
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,321
Oh...

581
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,496
your crush is on Navid?

582
00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:49,237
Yeah, for some time now.

583
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,934
You totally
nailed

584
00:22:50,978 --> 00:22:52,501
exactly what I'm feeling.

585
00:22:57,854 --> 00:22:59,639
AUCTIONEER:
Many thanks

586
00:22:59,682 --> 00:23:00,814
to the Mallory family.

587
00:23:00,857 --> 00:23:03,773
Your generous donations,
year after year,

588
00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:05,340
are greatly appreciated.Oh.

589
00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:09,866
Hey.

590
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,738
Annie's car just took her
to the big interview.

591
00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:14,436
Mm.
You okay?

592
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,438
No.[laughs]

593
00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:17,570
[sighs]

594
00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:19,049
Jordan's mom
instantly despised me,

595
00:23:19,093 --> 00:23:21,443
I'm at a family heirloom auction

596
00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:23,358
without my family
or an heirloom.

597
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,446
AUCTIONEER:
Our next auction item

598
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:26,361
was donated by the Clark family

599
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,189
of Beverly Hills, California.

600
00:23:28,232 --> 00:23:29,103
[applause]What?

601
00:23:29,146 --> 00:23:31,061
Hi, Mark Holland.

602
00:23:31,105 --> 00:23:32,280
I'm here tonight
with my sister,

603
00:23:32,323 --> 00:23:33,629
Naomi Clark.

604
00:23:33,673 --> 00:23:35,152
What is he doing?

605
00:23:35,196 --> 00:23:37,285
No idea, but he
looks hot doing it.

606
00:23:37,328 --> 00:23:39,243
This is a bit
unorthodox.

607
00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:41,855
Our auction items
don't usually speak.

608
00:23:41,898 --> 00:23:43,160
Please explain
your donation.

609
00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:46,686
Myself, or my chef
services, rather.

610
00:23:46,729 --> 00:23:49,166
I'm offering an evening
of private cooking classes.

611
00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:51,125
The heirloom part

612
00:23:51,168 --> 00:23:52,343
is that I will teach you
a recipe

613
00:23:52,387 --> 00:23:54,563
that has been in my family
for generations.

614
00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:55,869
And I should add...

615
00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:57,479
that I'm really good
with my hands,

616
00:23:57,523 --> 00:23:59,002
and I don't mind getting dirty.

617
00:23:59,046 --> 00:24:01,222
AUCTIONEER:
Oh, my.

618
00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:02,397
So, for the Clark family

619
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,486
donation of, uh,
cooking lessons,

620
00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:05,661
we'll open the bidding.

621
00:24:05,705 --> 00:24:07,054
I'd pay
a hundred dollars.

622
00:24:07,097 --> 00:24:08,142
Hmm.

623
00:24:09,273 --> 00:24:10,666
$1,000.

624
00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:13,974
Keep in mind, I never wear
this much in the kitchen.

625
00:24:14,017 --> 00:24:15,105
$5,000.

626
00:24:15,149 --> 00:24:17,281
[guests gasp]
I have
$5,000.

627
00:24:17,325 --> 00:24:19,501
Would you like to counter,
ma'am?

628
00:24:19,545 --> 00:24:20,197
$6,000.

629
00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:22,461
AUCTIONEER:
$6,000.

630
00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:23,853
$7,000.$7,000.

631
00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:25,246
$8,000.
$8,000.

632
00:24:25,289 --> 00:24:27,074
$8,500.$8,500.

633
00:24:27,117 --> 00:24:28,205
$9,000.AUCTIONEER:
$9,000 bid.

634
00:24:28,249 --> 00:24:30,294
$10,000.
$10,000!
[guests gasp]

635
00:24:30,338 --> 00:24:32,296
$15,000.AUCTIONEER:
Do we have $20,000?

636
00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:33,384
$20,000.[guests gasp]

637
00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:35,561
AUCTIONEER:
We have an even $20,000.

638
00:24:35,604 --> 00:24:38,302
Going once... going twice...

639
00:24:38,346 --> 00:24:39,390
Sold!

640
00:24:39,434 --> 00:24:40,391
For $20,000.

641
00:24:40,435 --> 00:24:42,611
Quite a generous
donation

642
00:24:42,655 --> 00:24:43,917
from the
Clark family.

643
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,136
Well, since it's not
gonna get any better,

644
00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:47,529
might as well leave
on a high note.

645
00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:49,357
I'm gonna go
grab our coats.

646
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,315
[laughs]

647
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:52,839
Oh...

648
00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:54,231
I thought you hated
these things.

649
00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:55,798
But I like you.

650
00:24:55,842 --> 00:24:58,235
And as your big brother, can I
offer you a little advice?

651
00:24:58,279 --> 00:25:00,673
Maybe your problem isn't what
Jordan's family thinks of you,

652
00:25:00,716 --> 00:25:02,501
but what you think of yourself.

653
00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:04,503
You're good enough
just how you are.

654
00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:05,982
Kind of like your
$20,000 brother.

655
00:25:06,026 --> 00:25:07,549
[laughs]

656
00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:09,246
Ready to get that pizza?

657
00:25:09,290 --> 00:25:11,205
I was ready yesterday.

658
00:25:11,248 --> 00:25:13,947
[Silver laughs]

659
00:25:16,819 --> 00:25:18,647
Mom was really impressed
with your brother.

660
00:25:18,691 --> 00:25:20,997
She'd like to talk now,
if you have a minute.

661
00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:23,522
Absolutely.

662
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:26,350
Thanks for being here.

663
00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:28,527
Hey.Dude, I can't believe

664
00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:30,354
we pulled this off.
NAVID:
Yeah, thanks to Ade.

665
00:25:30,398 --> 00:25:32,356
Hey, Cassie!

666
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,184
LIAM:
Ready to be our Gnarly Girl?

667
00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:35,272
No way!

668
00:25:35,316 --> 00:25:37,753
Yesterday I was
just being a brat.

669
00:25:37,797 --> 00:25:38,754
I didn't think
you'd actually

670
00:25:38,798 --> 00:25:40,539
bring meOlly Murs.
Right?

671
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:42,758
Yeah, well, that's how much
we want to be your sponsors.

672
00:25:42,802 --> 00:25:44,934
["Troublemaker" by Olly Murs
begins]

673
00:25:44,978 --> 00:25:46,588
[crowd whooping]

674
00:25:49,243 --> 00:25:50,418
♪ You had me hooked again

675
00:25:50,461 --> 00:25:53,073
♪ From the minute you sat down

676
00:25:53,116 --> 00:25:55,292
♪ The way you bite your lip

677
00:25:55,336 --> 00:25:57,251
♪ Got my head spinning around

678
00:25:58,208 --> 00:25:59,862
♪ After a drink or two

679
00:25:59,906 --> 00:26:02,082
♪ I was putty in your hands

680
00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:04,040
♪ I don't know
if I have the strength ♪

681
00:26:04,084 --> 00:26:05,433
♪ To stand

682
00:26:05,476 --> 00:26:06,434
♪ Oh, whoa

683
00:26:06,477 --> 00:26:08,958
♪ Trouble, troublemaker, yeah

684
00:26:09,002 --> 00:26:11,091
♪ That's your middle name ♪ Oh, whoa♪

685
00:26:11,134 --> 00:26:13,310
♪ I know you're no good

686
00:26:13,354 --> 00:26:14,877
♪ But you're stuck in my brain

687
00:26:14,921 --> 00:26:15,878
♪ And I want to know

688
00:26:15,922 --> 00:26:17,663
♪ Why does it feel so good

689
00:26:17,706 --> 00:26:19,229
♪ But hurt so bad?

690
00:26:19,273 --> 00:26:20,361
♪ Whoa, oh♪

691
00:26:20,404 --> 00:26:22,058
♪ My mind keeps saying

692
00:26:22,102 --> 00:26:23,843
♪ Run as fast as you can

693
00:26:23,886 --> 00:26:26,019
♪ I say I'm done

694
00:26:26,062 --> 00:26:28,543
♪ But then you pull me back

695
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,371
♪ Whoa, oh...♪Cassie. What's wrong?

696
00:26:30,414 --> 00:26:31,590
Everything.

697
00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:33,026
♪ You're giving me
a heart attack ♪

698
00:26:33,069 --> 00:26:34,462
Do you see that
guy over there?

699
00:26:34,505 --> 00:26:36,116
♪ It's like you're
always there... ♪

700
00:26:36,159 --> 00:26:38,118
The only reason why
I wanted Olly Murs

701
00:26:38,161 --> 00:26:40,903
was to remind my
stupid ex-boyfriend

702
00:26:40,947 --> 00:26:43,036
how much he loves
me, and now look.

703
00:26:43,079 --> 00:26:45,125
He's macking with some skank

704
00:26:45,168 --> 00:26:47,040
to our
favorite song!

705
00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:48,476
And he doesn't
even care.

706
00:26:48,519 --> 00:26:49,782
That's why we
did all this?

707
00:26:49,825 --> 00:26:51,435
Cassie...For an ex?

708
00:26:51,479 --> 00:26:53,437
Cassie, there's some stuff you
got to leave in high school.

709
00:26:53,481 --> 00:26:55,657
I still am in
high school!

710
00:26:55,701 --> 00:26:57,964
Derek and I
were first loves!

711
00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:01,620
If he knew how I
felt right now,

712
00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:04,361
maybe he'd realize
how much he loves me.

713
00:27:04,405 --> 00:27:06,059
[mutters]

714
00:27:06,102 --> 00:27:07,495
[sighs]♪ My mind keeps saying

715
00:27:07,538 --> 00:27:09,236
♪ Run as fast as you can

716
00:27:09,279 --> 00:27:10,541
[sighs]

717
00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:13,327
♪ I say I'm done
but then you pull me back ♪

718
00:27:13,370 --> 00:27:15,416
♪ Whoa, oh♪

719
00:27:15,459 --> 00:27:17,984
♪ I swear you're giving me
a heart attack ♪

720
00:27:18,027 --> 00:27:19,986
♪ Troublemaker.

721
00:27:20,029 --> 00:27:22,075
Found her.

722
00:27:24,773 --> 00:27:26,340
Your brother
was quite the hit.

723
00:27:26,383 --> 00:27:28,342
I haven't seen
Mrs. Waldorf

724
00:27:28,385 --> 00:27:30,039
so aflutter
since she met Reagan.

725
00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:30,866
[laughs]

726
00:27:30,910 --> 00:27:32,389
At first, I was concerned.

727
00:27:32,433 --> 00:27:33,826
Oh, and rightfully so,

728
00:27:33,869 --> 00:27:35,871
but my brother and I wanted
to assure you right away

729
00:27:35,915 --> 00:27:37,568
that we are good people,
Ms. Harwood.

730
00:27:37,612 --> 00:27:39,048
I prefer "Your Honor."

731
00:27:39,092 --> 00:27:40,571
But I didn't

732
00:27:40,615 --> 00:27:43,792
bring you here to discuss
your brother, Naomi.

733
00:27:43,836 --> 00:27:45,707
Let's talk about you.

734
00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:52,801
Good luck.

735
00:27:52,845 --> 00:27:54,542
Now,

736
00:27:54,585 --> 00:27:57,284
let's discuss
your police record.

737
00:27:57,327 --> 00:27:58,894
Or should I say, "records"?

738
00:28:08,382 --> 00:28:09,600
Can't believe we jumped
through all these hoops

739
00:28:09,644 --> 00:28:12,255
because of stupid
high school drama.

740
00:28:12,299 --> 00:28:13,474
Who goes to these lengths

741
00:28:13,517 --> 00:28:15,084
to make an ex jealous?

742
00:28:15,128 --> 00:28:16,607
Huh?I'm not giving up.

743
00:28:16,651 --> 00:28:17,739
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

744
00:28:17,783 --> 00:28:19,001
Hey, come here,
come here, come here.

745
00:28:19,045 --> 00:28:20,873
Come on.

746
00:28:24,528 --> 00:28:26,574
All right, thank you, Olly Murs.

747
00:28:26,617 --> 00:28:28,619
[cheering, whooping]

748
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:30,883
All right, well, hey, everybody.

749
00:28:30,926 --> 00:28:33,450
Uh, I'm Liam Court,
you might recognize me

750
00:28:33,494 --> 00:28:36,845
from Corporate Invaders 1
and 2.Uh...

751
00:28:36,889 --> 00:28:38,412
I just want to say

752
00:28:38,455 --> 00:28:39,848
that I want to dedicate
this show

753
00:28:39,892 --> 00:28:42,503
to my number one girl,
Cassie McCoy.

754
00:28:42,546 --> 00:28:44,070
[whooping, cheering]

755
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,551
What the hell
was that?

756
00:28:47,595 --> 00:28:48,552
[whistling]

757
00:28:48,596 --> 00:28:49,510
That's me making

758
00:28:49,553 --> 00:28:51,033
your ex-boyfriend super jealous.

759
00:28:52,078 --> 00:28:53,601
Well, wh-what-what the hell are

760
00:28:53,644 --> 00:28:55,255
you doing kissing her, man?Wh...

761
00:28:55,298 --> 00:28:56,952
[gasps]

762
00:28:56,996 --> 00:28:58,954
You're a genius.

763
00:28:58,998 --> 00:29:01,478
Oh, and I guess that
makes me a Gnarly Girl?

764
00:29:01,522 --> 00:29:03,785
[piano begins playing
"Right Place Right Time"]

765
00:29:07,963 --> 00:29:09,617
♪ We got our

766
00:29:09,660 --> 00:29:12,402
♪ Eyes wide

767
00:29:12,446 --> 00:29:13,577
♪ Open

768
00:29:13,621 --> 00:29:16,667
♪ Feeling like
we're almost there ♪

769
00:29:16,711 --> 00:29:20,454
♪ Words unspoken

770
00:29:20,497 --> 00:29:22,978
♪ Disappearing in the air

771
00:29:23,022 --> 00:29:24,588
[bands joins in]♪ All I see

772
00:29:24,632 --> 00:29:26,634
♪ Is you and I

773
00:29:26,677 --> 00:29:28,027
♪ You're the only

774
00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:30,594
♪ Lifeline

775
00:29:30,638 --> 00:29:31,944
♪ That I need

776
00:29:31,987 --> 00:29:33,684
♪ Tonight

777
00:29:33,728 --> 00:29:36,165
♪ I'm letting go.

778
00:29:36,209 --> 00:29:38,820
SILVER:
Mmm, mmm.

779
00:29:38,864 --> 00:29:41,736
[laughs]
That was so worth the wait.

780
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,999
I should've had you pay then,
Miss Hundred Dollar Bid.

781
00:29:44,043 --> 00:29:45,218
Uh, I think not.

782
00:29:45,261 --> 00:29:46,349
You asked me out.

783
00:29:46,393 --> 00:29:48,830
But actually... [giggles]

784
00:29:48,874 --> 00:29:50,179
the more fun
version of myself

785
00:29:50,223 --> 00:29:52,921
definitely feels
pretty damn good.

786
00:29:52,965 --> 00:29:56,055
My whole "must have baby"

787
00:29:56,098 --> 00:29:57,534
mission sort of commandeered

788
00:29:57,578 --> 00:29:58,753
my entire life.

789
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:01,669
Speaking of, why does it
not freak you out

790
00:30:01,712 --> 00:30:02,975
like it does most guys?

791
00:30:03,018 --> 00:30:04,324
The future doesn't
freak me out

792
00:30:04,367 --> 00:30:05,673
because I don't
think about it.

793
00:30:05,716 --> 00:30:08,545
You can't not think
about the future, though.

794
00:30:08,589 --> 00:30:09,938
Sure you can.

795
00:30:09,982 --> 00:30:11,984
What lies ahead of us is
completely unpredictable.

796
00:30:12,027 --> 00:30:14,813
What good does it do to
worry about something
you can't control?

797
00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:16,553
Actually makes some sense.

798
00:30:16,597 --> 00:30:18,817
You know, since you're on this
"just say yes" kick,

799
00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:20,688
I should ask if I can
kiss you now, huh?

800
00:30:20,731 --> 00:30:21,820
[giggles]

801
00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:23,169
Samantha wouldn't
just say "yes,"

802
00:30:23,212 --> 00:30:25,649
she'd say, "hurry up."

803
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,527
[sighs]

804
00:30:33,570 --> 00:30:35,007
Uh, come in.

805
00:30:37,661 --> 00:30:38,837
[chuckles]

806
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,665
Hey.

807
00:30:41,709 --> 00:30:42,841
[sighs]

808
00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:44,190
[clears throat]

809
00:30:44,233 --> 00:30:46,714
So, I've been thinking a lot
about the other night.

810
00:30:46,757 --> 00:30:47,541
Mm.

811
00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:48,890
And our history, and...

812
00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:50,109
Yeah.

813
00:30:50,152 --> 00:30:52,111
[laughs] ...us saying
that we were over it.

814
00:30:52,154 --> 00:30:53,895
Yeah, I've been... I've been
thinking a lot about it, too.

815
00:30:53,939 --> 00:30:56,115
You have?Yeah.

816
00:30:56,158 --> 00:30:58,552
Oh, that Olly Murs concert
turned out to be

817
00:30:58,595 --> 00:31:00,859
a-a high manipulation
to make an ex jealous,

818
00:31:00,902 --> 00:31:03,731
and it was insane and immature,

819
00:31:03,774 --> 00:31:07,300
and it reminded me of all
our old drama with Silver.

820
00:31:07,343 --> 00:31:08,692
Eh... us hooking up

821
00:31:08,736 --> 00:31:11,173
is sonot worth all that again.

822
00:31:11,739 --> 00:31:13,610
[sighs]

823
00:31:13,654 --> 00:31:14,785
What were you gonna say?

824
00:31:16,352 --> 00:31:17,832
Oh...

825
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:20,879
basically, exactly
what you said.

826
00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:24,491
I got to go.

827
00:31:30,671 --> 00:31:31,802
And then you broke up a marriage

828
00:31:31,846 --> 00:31:33,108
that you were supposed
to be planning.

829
00:31:33,152 --> 00:31:34,196
Only because I was in love.

830
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:35,284
With the groom.

831
00:31:35,328 --> 00:31:36,459
Then you fled the scene

832
00:31:36,503 --> 00:31:37,939
and immediately married him

833
00:31:37,983 --> 00:31:39,549
which led to one of the times
that you were arrested.

834
00:31:39,593 --> 00:31:40,811
The charges were dropped.

835
00:31:40,855 --> 00:31:44,554
Let's discuss your marriage
to Max Miller.

836
00:31:44,598 --> 00:31:46,034
It only lasted
a couple of months

837
00:31:46,078 --> 00:31:47,296
before it ended in divorce,

838
00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:49,081
so I think it's fair

839
00:31:49,124 --> 00:31:51,779
for me to speculate
that you have no respect

840
00:31:51,822 --> 00:31:53,476
for the institution of marriage.

841
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:54,695
No.

842
00:31:54,738 --> 00:31:56,131
That most certainly is not fair.

843
00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:57,959
I was very much
in love with Max.

844
00:31:58,003 --> 00:32:00,788
You can attack me with whatever
else you have in that file,

845
00:32:00,831 --> 00:32:01,920
but I will not sit here

846
00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:03,182
and be insulted,

847
00:32:03,225 --> 00:32:04,792
nor will I allow you
to insult my marriage.

848
00:32:04,835 --> 00:32:05,793
I have no regrets.

849
00:32:05,836 --> 00:32:06,968
We tried to
make it work.

850
00:32:07,012 --> 00:32:08,448
What the hell
is going on here, Mom?

851
00:32:08,491 --> 00:32:10,798
We're just getting to know
the real Naomi Clark.

852
00:32:10,841 --> 00:32:11,842
Your mother did
her homework.

853
00:32:11,886 --> 00:32:13,453
Discovered my lengthy
arrest record

854
00:32:13,496 --> 00:32:14,758
and a failed marriage,

855
00:32:14,802 --> 00:32:16,369
and let me know that apparently

856
00:32:16,412 --> 00:32:17,848
I'm not Harwood material.

857
00:32:17,892 --> 00:32:19,024
[chuckles]

858
00:32:19,067 --> 00:32:21,852
I came here to get
in your good graces.

859
00:32:21,896 --> 00:32:23,289
But you know what?

860
00:32:23,332 --> 00:32:24,812
I don't have to care

861
00:32:24,855 --> 00:32:26,553
what you or anyone else thinks,

862
00:32:26,596 --> 00:32:29,817
because I am good enough
exactly as I am.

863
00:32:29,860 --> 00:32:31,601
We're done.

864
00:32:40,654 --> 00:32:42,264
We go live in two minutes.

865
00:32:42,308 --> 00:32:44,136
Okay.
[chuckles]

866
00:32:44,179 --> 00:32:46,138
Better breathe before you
pass out on national TV.

867
00:32:46,181 --> 00:32:47,661
Dixon,

868
00:32:47,704 --> 00:32:48,967
what are you doing here?

869
00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:50,881
Uh, I just came to let you know
that I'm okay.

870
00:32:50,925 --> 00:32:52,753
And that I support you
and that I want you

871
00:32:52,796 --> 00:32:54,363
to go out there
and tell the truth.

872
00:32:54,407 --> 00:32:55,582
But...

873
00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:56,844
Look, I-I was just upset

874
00:32:56,887 --> 00:32:58,802
that I couldn't fix the past.

875
00:32:58,846 --> 00:33:01,283
And I realized
that I could fix right now.

876
00:33:01,327 --> 00:33:03,111
So can you.

877
00:33:03,155 --> 00:33:04,460
Just like you said,

878
00:33:04,504 --> 00:33:05,984
telling the truth
will set you free.

879
00:33:06,027 --> 00:33:07,986
[sighs]

880
00:33:12,033 --> 00:33:13,817
MAN:
We're ready to go,
Miss Wilson.
Okay.

881
00:33:15,863 --> 00:33:17,821
Okay,

882
00:33:17,865 --> 00:33:20,650
five, four, three, two...

883
00:33:20,694 --> 00:33:23,958
The immensely popular book
Undressed

884
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,568
is the tawdry tale

885
00:33:25,612 --> 00:33:28,093
of a young escort
in Beverly Hills.

886
00:33:28,136 --> 00:33:30,834
Now, it's author has chosen
to remain anonymous

887
00:33:30,878 --> 00:33:32,793
until now.

888
00:33:32,836 --> 00:33:35,796
It is my pleasure to welcome
to the show tonight

889
00:33:35,839 --> 00:33:37,102
Author X,

890
00:33:37,145 --> 00:33:38,886
Miss Annie Wilson.

891
00:33:38,929 --> 00:33:40,061
[applause]

892
00:33:40,105 --> 00:33:41,541
Hi, Nancy.

893
00:33:41,584 --> 00:33:43,021
Hi, Annie, how are you?

894
00:33:43,064 --> 00:33:44,065
Good. Thanks for having me.

895
00:33:44,109 --> 00:33:45,414
Have a seat.

896
00:33:45,458 --> 00:33:48,461
First off, the
stories in your book

897
00:33:48,504 --> 00:33:51,812
are allegedly based upon
true events in your life.

898
00:33:51,855 --> 00:33:54,032
Is that accurate?

899
00:33:54,075 --> 00:33:56,034
Uh...

900
00:33:58,297 --> 00:34:00,081
Uh, yeah.

901
00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:02,823
Yes, it is.

902
00:34:02,866 --> 00:34:06,000
Um, Annabelle is me.

903
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:08,263
[sighs]

904
00:34:19,535 --> 00:34:21,059
Annie, don't you know

905
00:34:21,102 --> 00:34:23,061
that best-selling authors
never carry their own luggage?

906
00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:26,107
Ah.You okay now that the whole
world knows who you really are?

907
00:34:26,151 --> 00:34:28,066
Well, you proved our family
has nothing

908
00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:30,764
to be ashamed of,
so yeah, I am.

909
00:34:30,807 --> 00:34:32,070
MARK:
Good for you.

910
00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:34,028
I'm gonna go and see
if the limo is here

911
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:36,074
to take us to the airport.Okay.

912
00:34:40,295 --> 00:34:41,949
Patrick?

913
00:34:41,992 --> 00:34:43,385
You bitch.

914
00:34:43,429 --> 00:34:45,996
I woke up to find the press
on my lawn this morning.

915
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:47,085
Everybody knows,

916
00:34:47,128 --> 00:34:48,216
including my wife.

917
00:34:48,260 --> 00:34:50,479
Payback is the bitch, not me.

918
00:34:51,524 --> 00:34:53,526
You brought this all
upon yourself.

919
00:34:57,007 --> 00:34:59,967
Yeah, so did you.

920
00:35:09,063 --> 00:35:10,934
LIAM:
Ooh, I cannot believe

921
00:35:10,978 --> 00:35:12,414
we signed Cassie McCoy.

922
00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:13,894
We did it, man.

923
00:35:13,937 --> 00:35:15,069
She signed the contract,

924
00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:16,723
and now we can start
the campaign.

925
00:35:16,766 --> 00:35:19,073
The photo shoots,
public appearances,

926
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:20,205
commercials.

927
00:35:20,248 --> 00:35:21,467
Oh, this is gonna
be awesome.

928
00:35:21,510 --> 00:35:23,077
[knocking]Hey.

929
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:24,905
Oh, there's our Gnarly Girl.

930
00:35:24,948 --> 00:35:26,385
Hey.

931
00:35:26,428 --> 00:35:28,648
Yeah, about that.

932
00:35:28,691 --> 00:35:30,258
Bad news from
the momager.

933
00:35:30,302 --> 00:35:31,607
The momager?

934
00:35:31,651 --> 00:35:33,087
My mom's my manager.

935
00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:35,002
She found out you live
with Annie Wilson,

936
00:35:35,045 --> 00:35:36,830
the girl that wrote
that hooker book.

937
00:35:36,873 --> 00:35:37,657
How?
What?

938
00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:39,180
It's all over the news.

939
00:35:39,224 --> 00:35:40,964
Liam Court, the movie star

940
00:35:41,008 --> 00:35:42,792
is Leo in Undressed.

941
00:35:42,836 --> 00:35:44,011
Endorsements are all

942
00:35:44,054 --> 00:35:45,273
about image,

943
00:35:45,317 --> 00:35:47,014
and she doesn't want me
associated with you.

944
00:35:47,057 --> 00:35:48,581
I...
Sucks.

945
00:35:48,624 --> 00:35:50,104
I'm really sorry.

946
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:51,453
Yeah.

947
00:35:51,497 --> 00:35:54,500
Uh... Uh...

948
00:35:57,416 --> 00:35:58,721
It's okay.

949
00:35:58,765 --> 00:36:00,070
Guess we'll just have
to find someone else.

950
00:36:00,114 --> 00:36:01,768
What's the point?

951
00:36:01,811 --> 00:36:03,726
She's right; endorsements are
all about image,

952
00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:05,337
and thanks to Annie, mine sucks.

953
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,821
MICHAELA:
♪ I don't want this to end

954
00:36:11,865 --> 00:36:16,957
♪ I guess I never got
over you. ♪

955
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,959
[click, music stops]

956
00:36:20,221 --> 00:36:22,180
So you think Spencer Blane
will like it?

957
00:36:22,223 --> 00:36:23,746
It's really good.

958
00:36:23,790 --> 00:36:25,922
I can't believe you did that
in two days.

959
00:36:25,966 --> 00:36:28,273
Yeah, me either.

960
00:36:28,316 --> 00:36:31,101
This TV contest is gonna
be huge, national exposure.

961
00:36:31,145 --> 00:36:33,582
Then the concert goes
on a multicity tour.

962
00:36:33,626 --> 00:36:35,149
We're getting my song
in just under the wire.

963
00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:37,020
Hold up, a tour?

964
00:36:37,064 --> 00:36:38,457
I'm not okay with this.

965
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:40,546
The only reason
that I said you could try

966
00:36:40,589 --> 00:36:43,026
is because Dixon said there's
no chance that you'd win.

967
00:36:43,549 --> 00:36:44,985
You said that?

968
00:36:45,028 --> 00:36:47,205
Uh, it's not how it sounds.

969
00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:48,249
Silver,
we can still discuss this.

970
00:36:48,293 --> 00:36:49,772
No, we can't.

971
00:36:49,816 --> 00:36:51,426
Look, there is no universe

972
00:36:51,470 --> 00:36:53,036
in which the woman
carrying my child

973
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:54,212
is gonna go on tour.

974
00:36:55,387 --> 00:36:56,997
I...

975
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,738
I'm sorry, Michaela. Michaela.Michaela.

976
00:36:58,781 --> 00:37:00,130
Don't.

977
00:37:00,174 --> 00:37:02,176
[sighs]

978
00:37:03,264 --> 00:37:05,223
I was so stupid to think

979
00:37:05,266 --> 00:37:07,312
that blindly saying
yes was a good idea.

980
00:37:10,837 --> 00:37:13,231
Silver, c...

981
00:37:19,498 --> 00:37:21,064
Adrianna let me in.

982
00:37:21,108 --> 00:37:23,980
I guess my jet's
a little faster than yours.

983
00:37:24,024 --> 00:37:26,766
Why are you here, Jordan?

984
00:37:26,809 --> 00:37:28,768
Look, um...

985
00:37:28,811 --> 00:37:32,293
you never really gave me
a chance to respond in New York.

986
00:37:32,337 --> 00:37:36,210
I've never seen any woman
ever stand up to my mother.

987
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:38,168
And whether
she likes it or not,

988
00:37:38,212 --> 00:37:40,127
I want to date you.

989
00:37:40,170 --> 00:37:43,348
So if you're willing
to deal with her,

990
00:37:43,391 --> 00:37:46,960
my mother's going
to have to deal, too.

991
00:37:48,048 --> 00:37:53,314
Well, I can't blame you
for your mother.

992
00:37:55,142 --> 00:37:58,537
And I do like the idea of
that banshee's head exploding.

993
00:37:58,580 --> 00:38:01,540
Well, I'm just hoping
that one day she finally learns

994
00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:04,151
that no one's as perfect
as she expects them to be.

995
00:38:04,194 --> 00:38:05,544
Including me.

996
00:38:05,587 --> 00:38:07,589
So...

997
00:38:07,633 --> 00:38:12,333
what do you say to a non-perfect
date with a non-perfect me?

998
00:38:12,377 --> 00:38:14,161
Mm.

999
00:38:14,204 --> 00:38:17,164
Oh, I suppose I'll let you
take me to dinner.

1000
00:38:17,207 --> 00:38:19,688
Oh, you suppose.[chuckles]

1001
00:38:19,732 --> 00:38:23,475
MICHAELA [over speakers]:
♪ I'm out of my heart

1002
00:38:23,518 --> 00:38:27,479
♪ I thought it was over then

1003
00:38:27,522 --> 00:38:30,090
♪ Are we back at the start?

1004
00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:32,092
[phone ringing]

1005
00:38:32,135 --> 00:38:33,093
♪

1006
00:38:33,136 --> 00:38:34,790
[music stops]

1007
00:38:34,834 --> 00:38:36,792
Hey, I was just listening
to our song.

1008
00:38:36,836 --> 00:38:39,055
[chuckles]
It's the one bright spot
in my day.

1009
00:38:39,099 --> 00:38:41,231
What did Dixon and Silver think?

1010
00:38:41,275 --> 00:38:44,322
Silver says it's so good
we can't send it in.

1011
00:38:44,365 --> 00:38:45,235
What?

1012
00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:46,585
She knows it could be big.

1013
00:38:46,628 --> 00:38:48,195
She's not comfortable
with even the idea

1014
00:38:48,238 --> 00:38:50,284
of me going on tour
while pregnant.

1015
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:53,461
[scoffs]
Okay, well, this is
a big deal for me, too.

1016
00:38:53,505 --> 00:38:56,116
I know. And you wrote
a killer song, Ade.

1017
00:38:56,159 --> 00:38:58,814
You're insane if you don't
pursue a career in songwriting,

1018
00:38:58,858 --> 00:39:03,341
but... until I have this baby,
Silver calls the shots.

1019
00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:10,086
Well, she doesn't get
to call them for me.

1020
00:39:18,747 --> 00:39:20,749
[sighs]

1021
00:39:23,230 --> 00:39:25,232
[footsteps approaching]

1022
00:39:27,277 --> 00:39:28,191
Hey.

1023
00:39:28,235 --> 00:39:29,976
I scheduled
tomorrow off

1024
00:39:30,019 --> 00:39:31,499
since we haven't
even unpacked yet.

1025
00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:34,023
What do you say we just head out
to Mojave after all?

1026
00:39:34,067 --> 00:39:36,591
[sighs]
I can't.

1027
00:39:36,635 --> 00:39:39,594
Gotcha. Formal wear
doesn't work for the desert.

1028
00:39:39,638 --> 00:39:41,074
I guess we should repack.

1029
00:39:41,117 --> 00:39:43,250
No, Mark, I mean I...

1030
00:39:43,293 --> 00:39:45,600
I can't just leave

1031
00:39:45,644 --> 00:39:47,602
or be impulsive

1032
00:39:47,646 --> 00:39:49,952
or say yes to every fun thing
that comes along.

1033
00:39:49,996 --> 00:39:52,215
Is this about the Mojave or me?

1034
00:39:52,259 --> 00:39:55,393
ANNIE:Hey, guys. We're getting
hungry out there. [chuckles]

1035
00:39:57,220 --> 00:39:58,570
We'll talk after dinner.

1036
00:39:58,613 --> 00:40:00,223
NAOMI:
We're all here

1037
00:40:00,267 --> 00:40:01,790
to celebrate

1038
00:40:01,834 --> 00:40:05,098
Annie's literary success
and bravery.

1039
00:40:05,141 --> 00:40:06,665
But I think
it's fair to say

1040
00:40:06,708 --> 00:40:09,407
we all had a pretty
successful New York trip.ANNIE: Well,

1041
00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:11,757
except for someone's luggage
getting held up at the airport.

1042
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,281
[Jordan clears throat]

1043
00:40:14,324 --> 00:40:15,630
I'd like to request
a speech

1044
00:40:15,674 --> 00:40:16,979
from my newest
best-selling author.

1045
00:40:17,023 --> 00:40:18,546
Uh...Yes, speech!

1046
00:40:18,590 --> 00:40:19,982
ANNIE:
Okay, okay, okay.

1047
00:40:20,026 --> 00:40:23,464
Uh, well, I am not
very good at speeches,

1048
00:40:23,508 --> 00:40:27,468
so I will say that
my strength and bravery

1049
00:40:27,512 --> 00:40:29,775
comes from
each one of you.

1050
00:40:29,818 --> 00:40:32,299
And we're not
just friends;

1051
00:40:32,342 --> 00:40:33,561
we're a family.

1052
00:40:33,605 --> 00:40:37,043
And nobody messes
with my family.

1053
00:40:37,086 --> 00:40:38,218
DIXON:
Hear, hear.

1054
00:40:38,261 --> 00:40:39,480
MAN:
Excuse me.

1055
00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:41,830
We're looking for Mark Holland.

1056
00:40:41,874 --> 00:40:43,484
Yes, sir.
That's me.

1057
00:40:43,528 --> 00:40:45,443
Does this bag
belong to you, sir?

1058
00:40:46,661 --> 00:40:48,576
Yes.

1059
00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:50,230
I'm sorry. Is there a problem?

1060
00:40:50,273 --> 00:40:51,666
You're under arrest
for drug possession.

1061
00:40:51,710 --> 00:40:53,451
NAOMI:
Uh, there must be
some mistake.

1062
00:40:53,494 --> 00:40:55,670
Mr. Holland's luggage was
flagged at the airport.

1063
00:40:55,714 --> 00:40:58,412
We were called by TSA
and found cocaine in it.

1064
00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:01,371
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1065
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