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I have crossed
the mystic desert

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To snap pictures
of the poor

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I've invited them
to brunch

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Let them crash out
on my floor

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There's sunshine
in my veins

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My kitchen's
filled with flies

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I'm crying out in vain

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Like a little African child

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Trapped in me

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There's a little
African child trapped in me

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All of these blowjobs
in limousines

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Why do they matter,
what do they mean

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To the little
African child trapped in me?

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This is Zoe Salmon,
and I'm on the set

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of international
rock star Aldous Snow's

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new music video,
African Child.

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I was watching
the news one day

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and I saw footage
about, well,

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a war in I think
it was Darfur

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or Zimbabwe or Rwanda,
one of them.

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And I just thought,
"This isn't right, is it?"

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And I made some phone calls.
It turns out, it isn't.

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Aldous' longtime girlfriend
and mother of their son, Naples,

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model pop star Jackie Q.

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He's really passionate.

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He's never been to Africa, but
he's really passionate about it.

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And about, like,
potentially going there.

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When they were putting
together this costume, I said,

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"Imagine an African,
white Christ from space. "

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And this is what
they came back with,

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an African,
white space Christ.

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That's how it... Well, that's
just the concept, you know.

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Obviously, I'm not saying I'm
an African, white space Christ.

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That would be... That's not for me
to say. That's for other people...

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That's for other people
to say if they think I'm...

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They think
I'm like Jesus.

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Ride me inside me
supertight

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Boom boom Shake the
room like it's dynamite

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Ride me inside me
supertight

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Boom boom Shake the
room like it's dynamite

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Ride me inside me
supertight

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Boom boom Shake the
room like it's dynamite

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Jackie, you've had multiple hit
singles, an amazing modeling career,

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and your very
own perfume line.

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How do you find balance
with your family life?

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Naples is a darling.

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Really cool!

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He's so gorgeous.

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And Aldy's the best father.

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What do you love
most about Aldous?

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I just love his
energy and insight.

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The way he says
my name and...

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Jackie.

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Oh, don't.

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You have a huge album coming
out right now, African Child.

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Everyone is so excited
about it. You must be, too.

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When people look back
at musical history,

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they'll say, "Sergeant
Pepper, African Child. "

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That's what
they'll probably say.

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Trapped in me

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Jackie, Aldous, welcome
back to Showbiz Tonight.

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Great to see you! How
are things going, Aldous?

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Fantastically. To tell
you the truth, Brooke.

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I'm happy in a way I didn't
think was truly possible for me.

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Great. And you, Jackie?

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I'm actually a bit bored, you know.

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We've been sober now
seven years together.

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And it's been a real
adjustment for me,

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you know, the difference in lifestyle.

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You know,
he works out all day

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getting every part of
his body really hard.

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Except one part's missing,
you know? One part.

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I think that through all that...
Jackie. Have you been drinking today?

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I've had a few fucking drinks,
yeah. Just a few drinks.

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Yeah. But that... You know, whatever.

76
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You know, arrest me. But it's
really boring. Jackie. Jackie.

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The old Aldous would have,
you know, had his way with you.

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Would've bent you over that pretty
little chair and had his way.

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And now we'd be
having a three-way.

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You'd be coming over for a cognac
later, I'll tell you that, sweetie.

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But that's not
happening anymore.

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Do you want me to start drinking
again? Is that what you'd like?

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Do you want to return to
that? Maybe you should.

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I'll do lines
off her forehead

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while I'm in her
up to my nuts.

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If that's what you want.
I'm just saying.

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Tell you what, time to
invest in Jack Daniel's,

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'cause Aldous Snow
is off the wagon.

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Drinking gin
at half past 5:00

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Chatting up the bird
with the dodgy eye

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I vomit Jäger
on her pasty thighs

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Do a runner
when her fella arrives

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Drop the pills,
I'm off me crust

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Meet the lads,
I'm coming up

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The misbehaving singer appeared
on MTV News this weekend

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to leak some
exciting info.

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Let's get fucked,
let's get fucked

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Let's get fucked up
on the town

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Let's get fucked,
let's get fucked

100
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Let's get fucked
up on the town

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Aldous Snow's father and
former manager, Jonathan Snow,

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has written
a tell-all book.

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Well, I managed Aldous for the
first two years of his career.

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Yeah, he managed me
while I was in his testicles.

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The minute he ejaculated,
the management ended.

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No, I don't fucking miss it!
I'll show you what it's like.

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Yeah, you're watching
Aldous Snow on TMZ!

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Let's get fucked,
let's get fucked

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Let's get fucked up
on the town

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Let's get fucked,
let's get fucked

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Let's get fucked up
on the town

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Let's have fun, let's have fun
Let's have fun up on the town

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Called a cab, back to mine
Same routine every time

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Okay, I'm up. I'm up!

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Hey, Daph, how was work?

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I can't talk.
Too tired.

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Is that blood
on your scrubs?

118
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Probably.

119
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This guy's heart
just went, like...

120
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It was like
something out of Saw.

121
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You want me to
get you an Ambien?

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Oh, God, no. I have to
be back there at noon.

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At noon?
Mmm-hmm.

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That sucks, babe,
I'm sorry.

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It's okay, sweetie.
It's not your fault.

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Okay.

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What do you want? Whale,
wave or mountain stream?

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All of them.
Really loud.

129
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There you go.

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Thank you, sweetie,
I love you.

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You're welcome.

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I got you an eggy thingy.

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I took a bite out of it and it's
kind of cold, but it's still good.

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Thank you.
You're welcome.

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You want to tape
ourselves having sex

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for two hours
before I go to work?

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You're so funny.
I love you.

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No? Are you sure?

139
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I've always wanted to have sex with
the Lone Ranger / the Hamburglar.

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No, I'll see you tonight.

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Okay. Have a good day.

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I love you, Aaron,
so much.

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Good night.
You're funny.

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Oi! I'm a love dealer
You want to score

145
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I'll give you my number
So give me a call

146
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You're looking so lonely
There's no need to be

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Let me introduce you
to my family

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What's up?
How's it going?

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What's up, man? I went to that
Jay-Z listening party last night.

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Was it crazy? Was it insane?
Was the album incredible?

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I don't know.
I got there late.

152
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But there was this
sweet after-after-party

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back at Jay-Z's house.
It was insane.

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I ate cheese off
some girl's titties.

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Just lie to me and tell me it
wasn't the best night of all time.

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Yeah, it was, man.
That party was dope.

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Yeah. Dude,
I used Jay-Z's bidet.

158
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Yeah. We went into
their bathroom.

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Jay-Z and Beyoncé have these two
bidets right next to each other,

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so they can sit
there and hold hands

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while they get their
bungus's cleaned out.

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You used Jay-Z and Beyoncé's
matching his and hers bidets?

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00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,082
Jigga Man's bidet.

164
00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:05,461
Did you hear? Killtown Records
just fired 80% of their employees.

165
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,421
So what? I'm safe.
I'm safe.

166
00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:08,714
I'm in the jazz game.

167
00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:10,382
Sergio doesn't even
know your name.

168
00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:13,636
Good. I'm like background
noise. Just like jazz.

169
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Let me put it like this, little
boys, replaceable, replaceable,

170
00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:21,810
replaceable, jazz.

171
00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:25,189
We gotta thicken
our revenue stream.

172
00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,691
We gotta thicken
our fucking stream.

173
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We gotta thicken the fuck
out of that stream right now.

174
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Shit is serious out here.

175
00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:35,324
The music business is
failing. The bubble done pop!

176
00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:49,213
Whose phone is that?

177
00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:50,798
It's my phone, man.
That's your phone?

178
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It's mine, yeah.

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Answer it.

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Definitely.

181
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What's up, bro? Yeah.
No, I can't talk right now.

182
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:04,478
He forced me to answer it in the middle
of this meeting in order to humiliate me.

183
00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,730
Yeah, he's actually staring at
me, he's really pissed right now.

184
00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:10,109
Swear to God, I'm not
joking, man. Yeah, 6:30.

185
00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:12,152
I gotta go right now,
though. Bye.

186
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:13,278
I apologize about that.

187
00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:14,488
Throw that phone
out of my office.

188
00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:15,572
Please don't
make me do that.

189
00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:16,699
Throw the phone
out of my office.

190
00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:20,995
Throw that fucking phone
out of my office!

191
00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,496
Right on.

192
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,087
Y'all think this
meeting is for me.

193
00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:32,965
No. No, this meeting is
not for me. It's for y'all.

194
00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:34,383
See, see,
I'm gonna be all right.

195
00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:37,803
I'm straight. I got
villas in Brazil, Tahiti,

196
00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,596
East Hampton, Westhampton.

197
00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,807
Sergio gonna be fine!

198
00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,059
Fuck the recession.

199
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,477
I own 20 Koo Koo Roos.

200
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:46,895
Twenty-one, sir.

201
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,897
I own 21 Koo Koo Roos.

202
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,068
Y'all don't own one
Koo Koo Roo. Not one.

203
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,487
Not one.
Y'all are fucked.

204
00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:58,741
You all are fucked!

205
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,452
He's not wrong.

206
00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:04,872
Everyone loves chicken.
I'm doing fine.

207
00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,999
Please, people,
help me help you.

208
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,501
Y'all need to come up with
some brilliant ideas right now.

209
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:10,794
Who's first?

210
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:12,921
Me first, Sergio.

211
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:16,550
There's this Taiwanese
phone company, TEC,

212
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,844
it's got great valuation,
it's a steal, dude.

213
00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:22,056
We buy that shit, we're not
just selling the ring tones,

214
00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,641
we're selling the
fucking hardware, bitch.

215
00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:27,895
Does this look like a
telephone company to you?

216
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,814
We make records here. This
is not Cingular Wireless.

217
00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:33,567
Anybody here know anything about
Cingular's wireless broadband,

218
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,444
any of that
fucking phone shit?

219
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,780
No. Well, you know
something, you should.

220
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:41,116
Don't be proud of your ignorance.
Now tell me something good.

221
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,243
I just discovered
the next Alicia Keys.

222
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,871
I swear to God above,
I can vouch for her.

223
00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,581
The next Alicia Keys. Yeah.

224
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,584
What was your
last discovery?

225
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:52,503
Chocolate Daddy.

226
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:54,797
I couldn't hear you.
What'd you say?

227
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:56,882
Chocolate Daddy.

228
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,383
Yeah, Chocolate
motherfucking Daddy.

229
00:11:58,468 --> 00:11:59,968
He discovered
Chocolate Daddy.

230
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,303
How much did
Chocolate Daddy sell?

231
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:06,308
Fifteen thousand units.

232
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:07,601
I'm proud of every unit.

233
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,062
I'm proud of those units.

234
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:13,941
I'm telling you, this girl
is... Shut the fuck up.

235
00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,400
This girl...
Don't talk.

236
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,986
She got a... Shut the
fuck up, man. Please.

237
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,657
I'm not gonna talk
anymore. Shut the fuck up!

238
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,200
Fifteen thousand units!

239
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:26,370
You made me vouch for Chocolate
Daddy! Fifteen thousand units!

240
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,372
I got six fucking kids!

241
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,749
You know how much money that
is to put them through school?

242
00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:33,335
You know how many Air
Jordans six black kids wear?

243
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,590
I'm sorry for my outburst. I'm
having a panic attack right now.

244
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,846
You. What you
so quiet for?

245
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:49,518
Just thinking of ideas.

246
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,186
That's what we need.
We need ideas.

247
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,855
Share.
Share with the group.

248
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,606
Okay.

249
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:59,194
Next month is the
10-year anniversary of

250
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,363
Aldous Snow Live at
the Greek Theatre,

251
00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:05,367
which is one of the highest
selling live albums of all time.

252
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:09,079
And if we did some sort
of anniversary concert...

253
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:11,623
I did the figures,
and it can generate

254
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,333
millions of dollars
in revenue.

255
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:17,588
So you think one show
is gonna change our game.

256
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:20,299
Well, we simulcast
on HBO, Facebook.

257
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,926
We charge them each a million
bucks to co-sponsor the event.

258
00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:25,804
And that'll jump-start sales
of his back catalog,

259
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:29,266
which we can re-release,
re-master, with additional tracks

260
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,768
and a live DVD
of the concert.

261
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,979
Come on.
We need a game changer.

262
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,564
And Aldous Snow is not it.

263
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,734
Aldous Snow is one of the
last remaining rock stars.

264
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:42,112
With all due respect, maybe a
game changer's not what we need.

265
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:45,908
He's a real musician, and we
have a chance to make real music,

266
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,826
and that's how
we can succeed.

267
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:53,165
And personally, I think it would
kick ass to see him play live again.

268
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,959
That's why we're all
in this business, right?

269
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,087
To... 'Cause we're fans?

270
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,924
That's really nice.

271
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,470
Now I need y'all to listen to
something that's a game changer.

272
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:07,512
Play that shit.

273
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,392
This is a game
changer right here.

274
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,155
Hey.

275
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,282
Hi.
Hi.

276
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,285
I'm so tired.
Oh, my God.

277
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,204
You look pretty.

278
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,288
Thank you!

279
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,374
It was such a crazy day.

280
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,668
I can't wait to watch, like,
a hundred hours of Gossip Girl.

281
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,462
Me, too.

282
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:41,672
Yay!

283
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,049
Or instead of that,

284
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,927
we could go see The Pixies
and The Mars Volta play a show.

285
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:48,553
I don't think I can do
it tonight.

286
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,639
I have to be back at the
hospital at, like, 6:00 a. m.

287
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,224
And who's Mars Volta, again?

288
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,308
Oh.

289
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,536
I don't think it's worth
me being tired over.

290
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,789
Just stay and watch
Gossip Girl with me.

291
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,541
Okay, well,
then if you fall asleep,

292
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:18,875
then I get to go
to the concert?

293
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,711
If you stay,
I'll have sex with you.

294
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,046
I feel like
you're blackmailing me

295
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:24,339
with your genitals.
That's not fair.

296
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,258
Well, then do it to me.

297
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:29,177
Listen, if you don't
go to that concert,

298
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,555
you don't get any
of my penis tonight.

299
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:33,724
I think
I'm gonna stay home.

300
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,309
Doesn't work with the
penis. No, it's not fair.

301
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,227
Blackmail does not work with
the penis. It doesn't work.

302
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:42,733
Inside you are
the stars unfurled

303
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:45,402
I've crossed me heart
and I've crossed the world

304
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:50,449
And I need you here
And I need to be inside you

305
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:57,331
Inside you

306
00:15:57,415 --> 00:16:02,377
There's got to be some
part of me inside you

307
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,504
Aldous Snow wants
to do the show.

308
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:08,050
He's interested and available. Really?

309
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:09,968
I want you to go to London
and pick him up.

310
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,637
Then I want you to take him
to New York to the Today Show

311
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,306
to make the announcement
about the concert.

312
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,725
Then bring him back here
for the show at the Greek.

313
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,271
Are you...
Are you serious?

314
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:22,439
Don't smile like that.

315
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:23,899
It makes you look
like an 8-year-old boy

316
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,359
who just discovered
his first boner.

317
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,072
I don't have one, so...

318
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,698
This is your fucking moment!

319
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,367
You only get one
moment in life.

320
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,911
It's not hiding in some cubicle,
answering some fucking phone.

321
00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:38,580
Can you handle it? Yeah.
I can handle the moment.

322
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,290
An artist is the
slipperiest, most conniving

323
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:41,917
motherfucker on
the face of the earth.

324
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,086
That's why you have
to watch your tushie

325
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,880
while, at the same time, you
make them feel like a star.

326
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,924
It's called mind fucking.

327
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,134
You ever been
mind fucked before?

328
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,261
I don't think so.

329
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,764
I'm mind fucking you
right now.

330
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:57,599
You are?

331
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,851
Can you feel my dick
fucking your mind?

332
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,189
I don't... I can't
really feel anything.

333
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,274
See, that's it.
That's the art of it!

334
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:10,112
I'm mind fucking
the shit out of you.

335
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:14,783
I hope you're wearing a condom,
'cause I have a dirty mind.

336
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,204
That was a joke.

337
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:21,832
This is no time to joke.

338
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,417
Mind fucking is
not no joke.

339
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,460
You have to mind fuck
Aldous Snow.

340
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,380
He's a drug addict, Aaron.

341
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,798
You have to
show him balance.

342
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,007
People want to
see him fucked up,

343
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:32,551
but they don't want to
see him too fucked up.

344
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,428
If this is fucked up
and this is sober,

345
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,222
right here, that's the
perfect balance right there.

346
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,141
Not here. Right here.
Okay.

347
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,267
Do you like his music?

348
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:43,895
I love his music. Except for
African Child. That album sucked.

349
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,481
No. No. No.
You love African Child.

350
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,358
Your mother loves
African Child.

351
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:50,152
It's your girlfriend's
favorite album.

352
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,821
You love African Child. You
bought 10 copies on the first day.

353
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,325
Okay. Yeah,
I love African Child.

354
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:58,577
So lie to him.
No.

355
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,787
We don't lie to people.
We don't do that.

356
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,831
We just believe
in valid truths.

357
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:05,959
Okay.

358
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,085
Do you like African Child?

359
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,253
Hell, fucking no.

360
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,338
It was the most racist,
condescending shit ever made.

361
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,674
What the fuck you calling me?
A house nigger?

362
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:14,092
Do I look like
African Child?

363
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,302
I don't... No.

364
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,012
You just called me
a fucking house nigger.

365
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:23,018
No. I don't think
you're a house N-word.

366
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,770
No. I wasn't... No, I don't
like fucking African Child.

367
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,939
But if he asks me if
I like African Child,

368
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:31,318
I love that shit! I play
that shit in my fucking sleep.

369
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:35,906
I wake up to it and I brush my
teeth to it. I love African Child.

370
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,824
Okay. I got it.

371
00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:39,201
But, no,
I don't love African Child.

372
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,952
Don't ever ask me
that fucking question again.

373
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,038
Okay. I understand.

374
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,539
From the minute you
touch down in London,

375
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,374
you have 72 hours
to get Aldous Snow

376
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,293
to the Greek Theatre
in Los Angeles.

377
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:49,336
Do you understand me?

378
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:50,837
Yes. Definitely.

379
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:52,631
Your flight leaves
in three hours from LAX.

380
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,508
Please, do a good job.

381
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:56,968
Where is she?

382
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,094
Right there.

383
00:18:58,179 --> 00:18:59,221
Hey.

384
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:00,388
Hi, sweetie.

385
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,307
I have amazing news.
Let's go get some coffee.

386
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,643
I think I was asleep.

387
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:07,103
Go back to sleep. I'll
carry you to coffee, okay?

388
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:10,982
You're funny.

389
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,609
You're funny.
You're funny.

390
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:14,486
Sergio was
just so awesome.

391
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:17,239
He was like, "You got one
moment, and here's your moment. "

392
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:22,202
And it was like 8 Mile. You
know? And he's letting me do this!

393
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,871
I mean, I get to spend
one-on-one time with Aldous Snow.

394
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:28,041
Aldous Snow! I mean,
how awesome is that?

395
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:29,417
Wow, that's awesome.

396
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:33,713
I feel like I have all these
ideas for his sound specifically.

397
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:36,341
You know, I could help
resurrect the guy's career.

398
00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:40,053
You know? I mean, it's
incredible. It's, like, my dream.

399
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,431
I have some kind
of big news, too.

400
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,185
I got offered
a residency,

401
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:51,481
a place in a residency program,
at East Seattle General.

402
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:55,277
So, if I rank it first,
then I can get matched there,

403
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:56,945
which is pretty good.

404
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,031
Like Seattle, Seattle?

405
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:02,242
Yeah. It's really,
really nice there.

406
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,286
And it's a bigger staff, so
they have better call schedules,

407
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:08,665
so we could actually spend some
time together. It's so nice!

408
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:10,709
I'm sorry.

409
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:14,296
You want to... You want to...
You want to move to Seattle?

410
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,047
Well, yeah.
To work in the hospital.

411
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,382
To work in the
hospital there, yeah.

412
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,261
What am I gonna do
in Seattle?

413
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:24,639
Oh, my God, there's tons
of music stuff in Seattle.

414
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,224
Nirvana! Nirvana came from Seattle.

415
00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:27,976
Can you not see how
it's a little alarming

416
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,103
that you've just decided
that I'm moving to Seattle?

417
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,313
Do you have
an extra scalpel?

418
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,397
Do you want to
cut my balls off

419
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,858
and put them in your pocket so you
don't just metaphorically own them,

420
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:37,068
you can physically
hold them in your pocket?

421
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:40,071
I mean, I feel like a '50s housewife
right now. Like my dreams don't count.

422
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:43,158
You're like Michael Jackson's
dad. You're abusing me right now.

423
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,660
Okay. You know what? We should
just... We're gonna table this.

424
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:46,911
We're gonna table
it because I can't...

425
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,748
Guess what. Just on a side
note, I had an idea today.

426
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,207
You're moving to Africa.

427
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,585
Listen. You know how hard
I've been working for this.

428
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:57,047
You know I am killing myself
in this internship.

429
00:20:57,131 --> 00:21:00,884
This hospital will be beautiful in
Seattle, and it will be good for us.

430
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,677
That's all I'm saying.
I'm not trying to be hurtful.

431
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,346
I'm just saying that I
think it will be good for us,

432
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,556
so we're moving to Seattle! I
don't want to move to Seattle...

433
00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:07,807
We're moving!
We're moving to Seattle.

434
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,142
No. We're not
moving to Seattle.

435
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:12,020
Great. So maybe we should
just take some time.

436
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,109
Are you having your
period or something?

437
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,235
I'm sorry, what?

438
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,488
Are you on your
period or something?

439
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:22,697
Are you fucking
kidding me?

440
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:59,150
Hey! Aaron Green,
yeah? From Pinnacle.

441
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:00,568
Hey, man! Hey!
Yes.

442
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:01,986
Wow. What?

443
00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:04,322
Okay. Oh, two. Right.

444
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:06,116
Europe.

445
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,284
Europe. Yeah.
So, the Greek concert.

446
00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:09,994
In about three days?
Three days.

447
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:13,123
Yeah, Aldous is really excited.
We all are. This is fantastic.

448
00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:14,708
I'm so ready!

449
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:16,668
What?
Cheerio!

450
00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:19,087
Great.

451
00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:20,505
I'm sorry, I'm nervous.

452
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:21,631
Okay, come in, come in.

453
00:22:21,716 --> 00:22:23,091
Cool.
He's gonna be a moment.

454
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,176
Just go and wait for him
outside on the terrace.

455
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,720
I shouldn't
have done that.

456
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:29,723
This is awesome.

457
00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:37,897
Hey!

458
00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:39,357
I'm Aldous Snow,
the rock star.

459
00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:42,527
Oh, man! I mean,
your place is great!

460
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:43,903
This is gonna be
so much fun.

461
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,864
We're gonna travel
together... Who are you, mate?

462
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,783
I'm sorry.
I'm Aaron Green.

463
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,118
What are you
doing in me house?

464
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,369
I'm from Pinnacle.

465
00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:53,747
I'm here to take you to the 10-year
anniversary show at the Greek.

466
00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:55,623
That's not for
another two months.

467
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:56,708
Mum?

468
00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:58,710
Yeah?
This joker's here

469
00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,295
to change the date
of the Greek concert.

470
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:01,629
Why would they do that?

471
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,631
Why would they do that?
Duffy!

472
00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:05,925
Yeah? Remember that
concert in Los Angeles?

473
00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:07,469
Yeah. It's supposed to be
in two months, isn't it?

474
00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:09,012
Yeah, two months.

475
00:23:09,138 --> 00:23:10,805
Two months, right, exactly.
They've changed it.

476
00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:12,474
What?

477
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:14,976
We had spoken about it.

478
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,811
I've never seen you
before in my life.

479
00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:21,232
I don't like change. I don't
like it when things change.

480
00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:22,942
It's unsettling,
isn't it?

481
00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:24,194
Would you like a biscuit?

482
00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:26,362
Or a lolly? Codeine?

483
00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:29,115
Mum, Duffy, just
objectively, is this fair?

484
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:30,325
No.
No.

485
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,368
It's not, is it? I'm
not being unreasonable.

486
00:23:32,495 --> 00:23:33,495
No.
No.

487
00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:34,746
He is.
Yeah.

488
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:35,872
Yes.

489
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:39,793
Sorry I changed the date.

490
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:41,586
Finally!

491
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:44,339
Finally, he admits it.
That's my bad.

492
00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:46,758
That's better. That's better
that you've apologized,

493
00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:49,010
'cause now we can
start to rebuild.

494
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:52,138
- Duffy?
- Yeah?

495
00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:53,431
Get us a couple
of lagers, mate.

496
00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:57,352
It really is so nice to
meet you. I'm a lifelong fan.

497
00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:02,357
This lager hits the spot.

498
00:24:04,026 --> 00:24:07,070
We should probably get going if we're
gonna catch that 6:00 p. m. Flight to JFK.

499
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:10,031
Aldy, by the way, whatever
happened to Jackie?

500
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:14,536
She was such a darling girl. She
was so polite. I always liked her.

501
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:17,038
Did you? I really
liked Dad. Where is he?

502
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:20,750
Fuck off, Aldous. Your dad's
a piece of shit moocher.

503
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,752
You see how she talks
about me dad? Lmagine that.

504
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:26,506
Anyways,
we really should get...

505
00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:28,508
He had a heart attack
last month, my dad.

506
00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:30,051
Look how she mugs him off.
Disgusting.

507
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,386
Well, if you like
the bastard so much,

508
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,179
why don't you go and visit
him when you're in America?

509
00:24:33,264 --> 00:24:35,932
Perhaps I will. Perhaps I'll
pop over and bond with him.

510
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:37,058
You'd like that,
wouldn't you?

511
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:38,142
Yeah, I'd love that.

512
00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:40,061
Cut you out of the equation,
you old bag.

513
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,148
We really...

514
00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:46,234
We should get going if
we're gonna catch the flight.

515
00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:48,111
I'm only joking.
I love you, Mummy.

516
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:50,989
I'm your special
little soldier, ain't I?

517
00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:53,074
Yes, you are. You're
my special little boy.

518
00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:57,829
To Bushmills!
Wow.

519
00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:58,913
Cheers.

520
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:01,332
Hey, so, Aldous,
for the Today Show,

521
00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:03,042
they want to know what
song you want to play.

522
00:25:03,878 --> 00:25:06,588
Say it was up to you, Aaron,
what would you have me do?

523
00:25:06,881 --> 00:25:08,840
That's your call. You're
the artist, you know,

524
00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:10,550
whatever you
feel like playing.

525
00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:13,803
I'd be really interested, 'cause
you're, like, a legitimate enthusiast.

526
00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:16,681
I'd like to know what
you'd be into doing.

527
00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:19,684
If I had to choose,
all-time favorite

528
00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:21,519
would be The Clap.
That's a classic.

529
00:25:21,604 --> 00:25:22,687
You know, that's...

530
00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:25,815
That's, like, my childhood
right there, you know.

531
00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:30,445
Okay. Well, I suppose the obvious
choice is African Child, right?

532
00:25:30,613 --> 00:25:31,738
- Yeah.
- - Great tune.

533
00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:34,324
Yeah, I love African Child.

534
00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:37,619
The song's awesome. I brush
my teeth to it, you know?

535
00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:41,289
I think maybe we should run
to the airport right now,

536
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,666
'cause we're getting close.

537
00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:44,876
Change it to the next one.

538
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,753
Should we get out of this
bourgeois shithole?

539
00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:53,134
I disagree with
what you're saying!

540
00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,594
Bollocks!
I disagree highly!

541
00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:56,804
Oh, no.

542
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,640
Hey, move into...
Make Aaron famous.

543
00:25:58,807 --> 00:25:59,891
Aldous, here!

544
00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:02,143
Hey, look, the car service
is here, with all the bags.

545
00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,312
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Change it to the next one.

546
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:06,105
So we're going
on the next one?

547
00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:14,447
This is why we delay flights. For this!

548
00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:20,244
What's up, man?

549
00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:21,412
Hey.

550
00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:24,082
I'm here with Aldous Snow, so
we have a table in the back.

551
00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:26,960
Great.

552
00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:29,587
Feel free to bring
Professor Snape.

553
00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:34,884
Come by. We'll play some
late-night Quidditch.

554
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:36,970
Just leave it. Yeah.

555
00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:43,184
Right?
Not everyone cares.

556
00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:53,569
Excuse me.

557
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,531
Aldous. Hey. Sorry.

558
00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:58,700
Excuse me. Sorry.
Excuse me.

559
00:26:59,493 --> 00:27:01,244
What? What are you doing?
I'm so sorry. Excuse me.

560
00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:03,287
What's this?
Listen, hey, listen.

561
00:27:03,372 --> 00:27:06,374
It's just getting super close
to that 12:00 a. m. Flight.

562
00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:07,917
Aaron.
I don't...

563
00:27:08,002 --> 00:27:10,837
See them two girls?
Just there?

564
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:13,881
I want to fuck them two girls. Do you?

565
00:27:14,508 --> 00:27:16,926
Yeah, they seem awesome.

566
00:27:17,011 --> 00:27:19,178
They seem, like, cool.
Sure. Why not?

567
00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,222
I don't want to think
about that right now, man.

568
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:24,475
That's cool. I just want
to leave here, please.

569
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,602
You're in a long-term
relationship, right?

570
00:27:27,938 --> 00:27:30,648
No, just ended, actually.
See, my...

571
00:27:30,733 --> 00:27:35,820
Brilliant! So, doesn't it make
sense that we would stay here

572
00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:39,407
and have possibly
the time of your life?

573
00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:42,827
Fuck!

574
00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:46,289
Okay. What'd you prefer, blonde
or brunette? Blonde or brunette?

575
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,374
I don't know.
What was your ex?

576
00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:49,917
Brunette.
Blonde it is.

577
00:27:56,050 --> 00:27:57,216
Here we go!

578
00:27:57,301 --> 00:27:58,926
Thank you.
Cheers.

579
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:01,512
Do you want to go to
the loo for a minute?

580
00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:04,265
Why?

581
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,100
Oh, yes!
Oh, God.

582
00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:09,687
My butt's getting wet!
My butt's getting wet!

583
00:28:09,772 --> 00:28:11,105
I'm falling in the toilet!

584
00:28:12,149 --> 00:28:13,316
I'm falling into the toilet!

585
00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:15,568
That was great. Awesome.

586
00:28:21,784 --> 00:28:22,784
Chase me!

587
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,244
It's better
than Christmas!

588
00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:26,454
No, shut up.

589
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:28,206
Go on, Aaron,
give her both barrels!

590
00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:30,124
All right. Can you
give me the key, please?

591
00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:38,966
I love you.

592
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:49,393
We've seen not
much of that today.

593
00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:50,603
Toss it!

594
00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:51,938
And there it goes.

595
00:28:57,986 --> 00:28:59,320
The hoop goes wide.

596
00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:00,696
Oh, no.

597
00:29:05,702 --> 00:29:08,746
We're fine. We got 35 minutes
to catch an international flight.

598
00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:11,666
I wouldn't worry about it.

599
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,670
Your mouth is smiling, but
your eyes look all sad. Why?

600
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:16,838
Will you excuse me one sec?

601
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,173
Do you mind driving faster, please?

602
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:21,968
Would you like me to take
the Chiswick Roundabout

603
00:29:22,052 --> 00:29:23,511
through Hounslow
and Staines?

604
00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:26,097
What is this,
fucking Middle-earth?

605
00:29:26,223 --> 00:29:28,015
Just take us to
the airport, okay?

606
00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:30,393
Come on!
All right, sir.

607
00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:32,311
Run! Run! Run!

608
00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:34,564
Run! Just, try and keep up.

609
00:29:34,648 --> 00:29:35,940
Final boarding call... Just keep up.

610
00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:38,109
Hold the plane!
We're here!

611
00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:44,490
Aaron. Aaron.

612
00:29:44,575 --> 00:29:47,660
Aaron, you're sleeping. Stop
sleep. Aaron, you're asleep.

613
00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:50,371
You're asleep. You're asleep,
Aaron. Here's your drink.

614
00:29:51,248 --> 00:29:53,499
My leg..
Don't sleep so often.

615
00:29:53,584 --> 00:29:54,625
Cheers, mate.

616
00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:00,548
Thank you for
waking me up.

617
00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:03,885
Why do you think people
keep saying my music's shit?

618
00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:09,599
I don't think that's the
case. Is it? Is that the case?

619
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:13,060
Yeah, a lot of negativity. Lot
of sniping and snidey remarks.

620
00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:15,313
People are, "Yeah, he's shit,
he's a has-been, he's over,

621
00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:17,023
"he's in his
greatest hits era. "

622
00:30:17,107 --> 00:30:19,901
Don't listen to that shit.
I love all your albums.

623
00:30:21,904 --> 00:30:23,571
Do you love the album
African Child?

624
00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:27,909
Yeah, of course. I love
African Child. It's awesome.

625
00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:31,078
Aaron. NME said
that African Child

626
00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:33,748
was the most detrimental thing
to happen to black culture

627
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,166
since the Rodney King
beatings.

628
00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:37,919
Are you serious?
Yeah.

629
00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:41,505
I read in Rolling Stone
that African Child came third

630
00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:43,591
behind famine and war

631
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:46,260
as the thing that had been
most damaging to African life.

632
00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:51,641
I find that hard
to believe,

633
00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:53,851
but they say any press is
good press, right? I mean...

634
00:30:53,936 --> 00:30:57,021
Come on, mate.
You know, open up.

635
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,698
It seems as if
on your last album

636
00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:09,200
you kind of went in
the studio and just did

637
00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:11,244
whatever the producer
asked you to do.

638
00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:13,955
Right. Yeah, no, that's
exactly... This is good.

639
00:31:14,248 --> 00:31:16,457
Aldous Snow needs
to be two guitars,

640
00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:18,709
a bass and a drum kit
and his incredible voice.

641
00:31:18,794 --> 00:31:20,127
Vocals, yes! Yes.
And that's it.

642
00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:22,630
And that's what we want to
hear. That's what I love.

643
00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,215
That's what all
your fans love.

644
00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:26,592
It's just every artist
has this one album

645
00:31:26,677 --> 00:31:28,761
that's just not good,
and that's it.

646
00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:30,638
Honestly, I listen to
that and I'm just like,

647
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:35,059
"What is this piece of shit I'm
listening to? Do I even know this artist?

648
00:31:35,269 --> 00:31:36,936
"What the fuck
was he thinking?"

649
00:31:42,985 --> 00:31:44,944
Don't fucking talk to me
like that, you little prick.

650
00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:46,570
I'm so sorry.

651
00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:52,410
In future, if someone asks you to
give them a critique of their work,

652
00:31:52,494 --> 00:31:54,996
don't rip out
their fucking gizzards

653
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,706
and hold it in
front of their face.

654
00:31:56,790 --> 00:31:58,541
What are you?
What do you know?

655
00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,751
I'm sorry. Look, I don't
know what I'm talking about.

656
00:32:00,836 --> 00:32:02,962
Yeah, what you did
was very spiteful.

657
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:04,547
But it was also very
brave and very honest,

658
00:32:04,631 --> 00:32:06,632
and I respect you
for doing that,

659
00:32:06,717 --> 00:32:10,177
but the content of what you
said has made me hate you.

660
00:32:12,222 --> 00:32:14,140
So there's a layer
of respect, admittedly,

661
00:32:14,224 --> 00:32:17,643
for your truthfulness,
peppered with hate.

662
00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:19,353
Hateful respect.

663
00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:22,982
I'm sorry.

664
00:32:23,358 --> 00:32:24,358
It's over.

665
00:32:24,693 --> 00:32:26,527
- Scalpel! Now!
- - But, Doctor!

666
00:32:26,653 --> 00:32:27,987
Hey, I think I used
to have sex with her.

667
00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:33,534
Yeah, yeah.
No, I did, I did.

668
00:32:38,707 --> 00:32:43,627
Love is blind
Love is blind, love is blind

669
00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:06,901
Aaron. I haven't performed
in three years, you know?

670
00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:09,236
I need a drink if
I'm gonna do this show.

671
00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:11,989
I feel tired. I don't
even want to do it.

672
00:33:12,074 --> 00:33:13,240
You'll do great.

673
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:16,327
We have, like, 14 minutes to get
to the Today Show, so step on it.

674
00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:17,411
Aaron.

675
00:33:18,538 --> 00:33:20,247
Here's a photo of you
being sick last night.

676
00:33:22,584 --> 00:33:23,876
And so it is.

677
00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:28,339
Who's this guy?
He's really cute.

678
00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:32,635
That's Naples. My son.

679
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:36,389
The only thing that makes
me happy, the little twit.

680
00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:41,519
Hey, Sergio.

681
00:33:41,603 --> 00:33:44,605
The 7:00 a. m. Flight!
What the fuck?

682
00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:46,982
You have lost control
of this shit.

683
00:33:47,317 --> 00:33:48,359
What you think?
Hold on.

684
00:33:50,112 --> 00:33:53,322
I mean, come on, player. Lose
the pink, man. It's not gangsta.

685
00:33:53,407 --> 00:33:55,533
That's your problem, man. You
always trying to be gangsta.

686
00:33:55,617 --> 00:33:58,452
What are you talkin' about? The name
of the song is called I'm Gangsta!

687
00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:02,039
You're five zippers
away from Thriller.

688
00:34:02,124 --> 00:34:04,333
And you're one shirt away
from Carlton, motherfucker.

689
00:34:06,795 --> 00:34:08,504
Fuck off, Sergio.

690
00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:11,382
You can fuck me all you want, but
you gonna change that goddamn pink.

691
00:34:11,758 --> 00:34:14,885
Aaron, listen, your job is to keep
him sober for the next 30 minutes.

692
00:34:18,849 --> 00:34:21,475
Hey, I feel like a little
whiskey. Do you mind?

693
00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:23,936
Thanks.

694
00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:30,651
I'm not gonna wear
this hat on the program,

695
00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:34,196
so whatever you do to my
hair now is irrelevant.

696
00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:40,453
I kind of feel like getting
a buzz on also. Do you mind?

697
00:34:53,884 --> 00:34:55,342
You enjoying yourself, mate?

698
00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:59,096
Goddamn. This ain't
cool, what you're doing.

699
00:34:59,890 --> 00:35:01,015
'Cause I need
that for the show.

700
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,224
This isn't cool.

701
00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:05,853
Don't be a bitch, dude.
Let me get my smoke on.

702
00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:24,997
Economist Paul Krugman stops by
to give us his take on the economy.

703
00:35:25,290 --> 00:35:26,624
Hey. I'm Aaron.

704
00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:30,294
Do you have any idea how late
you are? You smell like a hobo.

705
00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:33,214
But first, our interview
and performance

706
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:35,216
from British rocker
Aldous Snow.

707
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:36,967
We'll be back right
after these messages.

708
00:35:39,095 --> 00:35:40,721
And we're in commercial. Thanks, guys.

709
00:35:41,223 --> 00:35:42,806
Meredith! Hello,
this is Aldous Snow.

710
00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:44,934
It is such a pleasure
to finally meet you.

711
00:35:45,018 --> 00:35:46,477
I was getting a little
worried. I know you

712
00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:48,020
changed your flights
quite a few times.

713
00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:49,230
I didn't think you'd make it.

714
00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:51,440
I apologize
for our tardiness.

715
00:35:51,691 --> 00:35:54,318
The culprit is this
gentleman. He's Aaron Green.

716
00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:56,153
That's why we're late,
because of him.

717
00:35:56,238 --> 00:35:57,196
Aaron!
Hey.

718
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,240
Come meet Meredith.
Hey, Meredith.

719
00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:01,742
Oh, my gosh.
It's lovely to meet you.

720
00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:04,828
My mom loves your shit.

721
00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:06,330
There, see?

722
00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:09,333
He looks after me.

723
00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:10,834
I am here with
Aldous Snow of Infant Sorrow.

724
00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:12,044
Ready, one, take.

725
00:36:12,128 --> 00:36:15,256
Aldous, tough question. You were
famously sober for many years.

726
00:36:15,632 --> 00:36:17,758
Now you are
famously not sober.

727
00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:19,760
Are you on
something right now?

728
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:22,096
Yeah.
You are?

729
00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:24,014
Yeah.
Several things?

730
00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:27,268
I'm just mucking around,
Meredith. I've never taken drugs.

731
00:36:28,937 --> 00:36:29,979
I have.

732
00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:31,188
I love them.

733
00:36:31,273 --> 00:36:32,523
Aldous,
I'm worried about you.

734
00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:33,774
Are you Paul Krugman?

735
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:35,859
Yeah.

736
00:36:36,945 --> 00:36:38,195
My dad loves your shit.

737
00:36:40,490 --> 00:36:41,574
Thank you.

738
00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:44,785
Hey, you're doing great, man!
You're doing great. So good.

739
00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:47,871
I don't know the lyrics
to African Child.

740
00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:49,373
You're funny as shit, man.

741
00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:51,667
I need you to get the lyrics. I'm
serious. I don't know the lyrics.

742
00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:53,210
I can't remember
what the lyrics are.

743
00:36:53,962 --> 00:36:56,255
They're, like, the most
simplest lyrics ever.

744
00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:58,549
Are they, mate?
What are they?

745
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:01,468
Yeah...

746
00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:05,639
Across the mystic desert

747
00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:08,559
Is a desert that is mystic

748
00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:10,728
No! That's not the lyrics.

749
00:37:10,812 --> 00:37:12,104
I don't know.
Thirty seconds.

750
00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:13,230
Thirty seconds.

751
00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:16,066
I will figure this out.
Don't worry. You started this.

752
00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:26,243
I am here with Aldous
Snow of Infant Sorrow.

753
00:37:26,328 --> 00:37:28,495
I understand that African Child
was commercially disappointing.

754
00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:32,333
Who knows the lyrics to African
Child? Who knows the lyrics to...

755
00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:33,584
...artistically fulfilling.

756
00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:36,128
Yeah, but it was also
critically disappointing.

757
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:39,256
Yes.

758
00:37:39,341 --> 00:37:40,591
Hey, man.
What's up?

759
00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:42,426
Do you know the lyrics
to African Child?

760
00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:46,138
I don't know the lyrics. I just
pound the drum and do the Africa face.

761
00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:55,648
I need the lyrics
to African Child!

762
00:37:55,732 --> 00:37:58,859
Yes, in a way.
Although, in another way, no.

763
00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:01,195
Well, we all want you...
We want you to sing.

764
00:38:01,363 --> 00:38:02,404
What are the lyrics
to African Child?

765
00:38:02,489 --> 00:38:03,989
I guess I'm gonna.
Okay, he's gonna sing.

766
00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:06,367
We'll be right back with
Aldous Snow. I'm gonna.

767
00:38:12,874 --> 00:38:14,667
It is a wonderful day
here in New York City.

768
00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:16,794
We are seconds away
from Aldous Snow

769
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,962
performing live out
in Rockefeller Plaza.

770
00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:23,801
I can't...
Sorry, Meredith!

771
00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:24,927
Oh, boy.

772
00:38:25,011 --> 00:38:26,553
And now, Aldous.

773
00:38:28,390 --> 00:38:31,684
Thank you.
I'm Aldous Snow.

774
00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:35,521
And this is African Child.

775
00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:51,036
Oh, fuck.

776
00:38:51,746 --> 00:38:53,247
Take three.
Can you hit the delay?

777
00:38:53,623 --> 00:38:54,832
Oh, shit.
I'm sorry.

778
00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:56,917
I want to...
Do you remember The Clap?

779
00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:01,880
Play The Clap.

780
00:39:04,718 --> 00:39:06,677
One, two, three, four!

781
00:39:15,437 --> 00:39:16,979
We got the clap

782
00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:20,023
You got the clap
We cooked the rocks

783
00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:22,359
You took the smack
Ah, yeah

784
00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:24,653
We love you!

785
00:39:24,738 --> 00:39:27,406
We got the itch
You got the scratch

786
00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:30,784
Burns, burns, burns
Like the head of a match

787
00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:34,329
You took the front, I
took the back Ah, yeah

788
00:39:36,332 --> 00:39:37,958
We got the clap

789
00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:40,961
We got it

790
00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:44,423
I got the clap!

791
00:39:45,967 --> 00:39:47,176
I got the clap, too!

792
00:39:48,303 --> 00:39:49,803
I'm so shitfaced.

793
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:52,055
What's going on?
My gosh.

794
00:39:52,474 --> 00:39:55,184
We got the clap
You got the clap

795
00:39:55,477 --> 00:39:58,061
Wiped my face on
the welcome mat

796
00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:04,693
We got the clap
Can't be beat

797
00:40:04,778 --> 00:40:07,529
Got it off
the back of a toilet seat

798
00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:11,950
Shake your hips
Mind your feet

799
00:40:13,161 --> 00:40:15,287
We got the clap

800
00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:17,915
We got it

801
00:40:25,131 --> 00:40:26,340
Oh, no.

802
00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,091
Tell the West Coast
they gotta trim the balls.

803
00:40:28,176 --> 00:40:29,218
Ready, one, take.

804
00:40:29,385 --> 00:40:32,054
We got the clap
Can't be beat

805
00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:36,517
We got the clap

806
00:40:37,185 --> 00:40:41,271
We're gonna be performing at the Greek
Theatre in two days! See you there!

807
00:40:45,151 --> 00:40:46,652
Aldous!
Aldous!

808
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:51,532
Pandemonium!

809
00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:54,785
Oh, man!
That was awesome!

810
00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:56,578
So cool.
I enjoyed that.

811
00:40:56,663 --> 00:40:58,705
I couldn't have done it without
you, do you know what I mean?

812
00:40:58,790 --> 00:40:59,873
The Clap. Great idea!

813
00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:01,208
You rocked that shit!

814
00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:06,046
It was amazing. It was crazy,
man. That is so fucking crazy.

815
00:41:06,256 --> 00:41:07,256
Oh, man.

816
00:41:13,096 --> 00:41:14,555
Central Park is beautiful.

817
00:41:14,722 --> 00:41:16,306
Are you sure you
should do that, man.

818
00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:18,141
We're on our way
to the airport.

819
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:19,726
Let's go jogging!

820
00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:20,852
Come on, join in with me.

821
00:41:20,937 --> 00:41:23,063
No, I don't...
This... You know...

822
00:41:23,731 --> 00:41:26,400
Please!
For us, our friendship.

823
00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:11,361
Thank you. Thank you
for that. I'll use it.

824
00:42:11,446 --> 00:42:13,989
I would grind that. I would
ride the shit out of her.

825
00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:16,199
Yeah,
I would kiss her face.

826
00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:20,996
Don't take it.
Don't take it.

827
00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:23,206
Who is it? Sergio?

828
00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:25,375
Shit, it's Daphne.
Worse.

829
00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:28,587
Hey, Daph.
Hey, sweetie.

830
00:42:28,671 --> 00:42:29,671
What's up?

831
00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:32,966
Listen, I'm just calling
'cause I wanted to apologize.

832
00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:36,094
I just slept for,
like, 20 straight hours

833
00:42:36,179 --> 00:42:38,305
and I'm feeling really bad,

834
00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:41,600
and I just wanted to say I'm
sorry about what happened.

835
00:42:41,684 --> 00:42:42,809
I was out of my mind.

836
00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:45,896
Okay.
Really?

837
00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:47,481
Yeah. Thanks.

838
00:42:47,649 --> 00:42:49,733
So, I'd like to
make it up to you

839
00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:51,151
when you get back
from your trip.

840
00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:52,319
Wait, what's up?

841
00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:54,071
I would like to
make it up to you.

842
00:42:54,322 --> 00:42:57,240
Fun Daphne got us
tickets to Radiohead.

843
00:42:58,117 --> 00:42:59,660
Wait, what's up?

844
00:42:59,827 --> 00:43:01,411
Can you hear me?

845
00:43:01,496 --> 00:43:04,289
I thought we broke up.
You broke up with me, right?

846
00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:07,292
Aaron, we live together.
We have a home together.

847
00:43:07,377 --> 00:43:08,710
How could you think
we were broken up?

848
00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:10,212
Because that's
what you said.

849
00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:13,340
You really think that we're broken up
right now? What have you been doing?

850
00:43:13,633 --> 00:43:16,176
You know, you're so holier-than-thou
about being a doctor.

851
00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:18,553
You know, just 'cause you're a
doctor doesn't make you a good person.

852
00:43:18,638 --> 00:43:20,347
The Nazis have doctors,
Daphne.

853
00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:23,100
They had Nazi doctors
that fixed Nazi legs

854
00:43:23,184 --> 00:43:25,769
so they could walk around
being angry, okay?

855
00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:27,437
So... What are you talking about?

856
00:43:27,522 --> 00:43:29,606
Aaron! Is it your
girlfriend? Let me have a go.

857
00:43:31,192 --> 00:43:35,028
Aaron is very busy now.
Press seven for fellatio.

858
00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:37,364
Here you go.
Don't hang about.

859
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:39,574
There's pussy everywhere,
mate. I can't do them all.

860
00:43:40,201 --> 00:43:41,660
Hey, that was Aldous.

861
00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:44,496
You know, here's some medical
advice from your Nazi doctor.

862
00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:46,206
Herpes is incurable.

863
00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:53,088
I labored under the myth of
monogamy for seven years with Jackie,

864
00:43:53,214 --> 00:43:54,589
and it was pointless.

865
00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:56,925
So you only slept
with Jackie?

866
00:43:57,218 --> 00:43:58,719
No. No. I mean,
I slept with other people,

867
00:43:58,803 --> 00:44:00,262
but I always
told her about it.

868
00:44:00,763 --> 00:44:01,763
Monogamy.

869
00:44:02,098 --> 00:44:04,474
I realize now my dad
was just a realist.

870
00:44:04,559 --> 00:44:06,435
I used to be angry...
All right, love.

871
00:44:06,561 --> 00:44:08,729
I used to be angry
'cause he abandoned me,

872
00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:11,064
but really, he was
just being a realist.

873
00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:13,150
You can't remain
in that situation.

874
00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:16,319
Your dad lives in,
in Vegas, right?

875
00:44:16,404 --> 00:44:18,488
Mmm-hmm. That's right,
yeah. He lives there, yeah.

876
00:44:18,573 --> 00:44:20,449
You should invite him...
Hello, love.

877
00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:21,992
Your dad should...
Nice.

878
00:44:22,076 --> 00:44:24,995
You should invite him to the
show. You want me to get on that?

879
00:44:25,121 --> 00:44:27,080
I don't know if we really
have that type of relationship,

880
00:44:27,165 --> 00:44:28,248
you know,
me and my dad.

881
00:44:28,458 --> 00:44:30,876
He always wants something
from me. It's a bad idea.

882
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,003
Well, I'm sure he'd love
to come see you perform.

883
00:44:33,171 --> 00:44:36,715
Let's put it this way. If I had
a concert, my dad would come.

884
00:44:37,425 --> 00:44:39,259
He would come,
like, five hours early

885
00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:41,720
and ask all the roadies
what town they were from,

886
00:44:41,804 --> 00:44:43,930
and if he knew
anybody from their town.

887
00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:45,348
He'd be proud.

888
00:44:45,433 --> 00:44:46,767
He's good.
He's a good man.

889
00:44:47,769 --> 00:44:49,269
Yeah. Yeah.

890
00:44:52,023 --> 00:44:54,524
I hate to be a downer,
but it's getting really late.

891
00:44:54,609 --> 00:44:57,319
We have a flight early in
the morning. Do you mind if...

892
00:44:57,403 --> 00:45:01,072
Yeah, yeah, right.
Hey, Aaron!

893
00:45:01,908 --> 00:45:04,326
Have you ever drunk absinthe,
like from the 1900s?

894
00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:07,621
No.
Picasso drank it.

895
00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:09,664
Oi!

896
00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:11,833
Absinthe!

897
00:45:13,461 --> 00:45:15,170
All right, well,
we'll take one shot

898
00:45:15,254 --> 00:45:16,755
and then we'll go
back to the hotel?

899
00:45:17,298 --> 00:45:19,591
Just a little sip
of naughty water,

900
00:45:19,675 --> 00:45:22,719
and we go back
to the hotel. Simple.

901
00:45:49,622 --> 00:45:52,999
Aaron! You lost control,
motherfucker.

902
00:46:09,016 --> 00:46:11,351
Stampin' on an
African child!

903
00:46:11,686 --> 00:46:13,645
Do you like it when
I whip you, Aldous?

904
00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:15,689
Why is Moby whipping us?

905
00:46:17,859 --> 00:46:21,987
Whee!

906
00:46:24,031 --> 00:46:25,407
Look, I'm eating
my own head.

907
00:46:37,879 --> 00:46:39,170
I accept your apology.

908
00:46:39,297 --> 00:46:40,547
What's
Aldous Snow like?

909
00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:41,840
He's the best.
Hello?

910
00:46:43,009 --> 00:46:44,759
It's sort of like...
I'm basically

911
00:46:44,844 --> 00:46:46,553
like his new producer
or whatever.

912
00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:48,930
That is so amazing
for you!

913
00:46:49,223 --> 00:46:51,641
Hello? Why are your
boobs different sizes?

914
00:46:51,726 --> 00:46:52,893
'Cause the left...

915
00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:01,735
I don't
care either, Daphne.

916
00:47:03,404 --> 00:47:05,697
You live in Seattle, I'll
fucking live in New York.

917
00:47:12,747 --> 00:47:14,497
Look how
beautiful you are.

918
00:47:14,582 --> 00:47:16,416
Do you see how
beautiful you are, Jackie?

919
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:18,335
I like being so close.

920
00:47:18,419 --> 00:47:20,086
You're so beautiful.

921
00:47:21,297 --> 00:47:27,344
Jackie Q, Jackie Q
I love you

922
00:47:27,803 --> 00:47:29,137
Jackie Q

923
00:47:29,221 --> 00:47:30,555
Fucking hell.

924
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,349
Jackie Q, Jackie Q
at the barbeque

925
00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:34,100
You silly bastard.

926
00:47:34,977 --> 00:47:37,187
I love you. Why don't
we make a sex tape?

927
00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:39,022
'Cause I don't want to
make a sex tape. Yes.

928
00:47:39,106 --> 00:47:40,148
Fucking hell.

929
00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:43,818
Come on, it'll be fun!
Please, Aldous, come on.

930
00:47:43,903 --> 00:47:45,320
I will not call you.

931
00:47:45,404 --> 00:47:47,781
Let me marry you.
Please, Aldous.

932
00:47:54,205 --> 00:47:55,789
Jackie?

933
00:47:55,957 --> 00:47:57,540
Is that you, Aldous?

934
00:47:57,625 --> 00:47:59,334
No, Aldous Snow
has got better things

935
00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:00,877
to do first thing
in the morning

936
00:48:00,962 --> 00:48:03,171
than call up
an ex-girlfriend.

937
00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:06,925
What are you doing?
Where are you?

938
00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:08,718
Just in our old flat,
actually.

939
00:48:09,804 --> 00:48:11,221
In New York.

940
00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:13,848
You with anybody?

941
00:48:14,892 --> 00:48:16,643
Some affable nitwit.

942
00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:20,480
Where are you now, Jackie?

943
00:48:20,606 --> 00:48:21,898
Los Angeles.

944
00:48:22,274 --> 00:48:23,733
What are you doing?

945
00:48:23,818 --> 00:48:25,860
Sleeping next
to Lars Ulrich.

946
00:48:26,278 --> 00:48:28,989
Lars Ulrich?
From Metallica?

947
00:48:29,198 --> 00:48:30,240
Yeah.

948
00:48:30,866 --> 00:48:32,200
Why?

949
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,912
What's Lars packing
in the drumstick region?

950
00:48:36,122 --> 00:48:37,622
I can't tell you
that right now.

951
00:48:37,707 --> 00:48:39,332
He's sleeping
right next to me.

952
00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:41,459
What are you so interested
in Lars for, Aldous?

953
00:48:41,544 --> 00:48:43,086
You jealous?

954
00:48:43,170 --> 00:48:45,005
No. I don't get jealous.

955
00:48:46,007 --> 00:48:47,382
I miss you, Aldy.

956
00:48:47,508 --> 00:48:48,925
I miss you. I miss you.

957
00:48:49,010 --> 00:48:50,385
I miss you.

958
00:48:50,970 --> 00:48:54,222
Listen, why don't you be a
good girl and put the phone down

959
00:48:54,306 --> 00:48:56,057
next to your vagina,
'cause I need to talk to her.

960
00:48:58,394 --> 00:49:01,021
Hello?
Is that Jackie's vagina?

961
00:49:01,522 --> 00:49:02,689
Hello, Aldous.

962
00:49:02,857 --> 00:49:04,024
All right.

963
00:49:04,567 --> 00:49:05,942
How are you?
I've missed you.

964
00:49:06,027 --> 00:49:09,362
I'm very well, thank you. I've
just come back from Brazil.

965
00:49:11,365 --> 00:49:12,365
What's the weather like?

966
00:49:13,034 --> 00:49:16,119
It's quite wet down
there, actually. Fuck off.

967
00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:18,580
I really miss
your cock, Aldous.

968
00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:20,874
I'm gonna come
and see you, Jackie.

969
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:24,294
I don't think you should, but
I do, I really miss you, Aldous.

970
00:49:24,378 --> 00:49:25,462
I'm stuck here
with a hard-on.

971
00:49:25,546 --> 00:49:26,546
I don't know
what to do with it.

972
00:49:26,630 --> 00:49:28,715
Hey, babe.
Who's on the horn?

973
00:49:29,091 --> 00:49:31,342
It's Mum. She's just
calling up from London.

974
00:49:31,427 --> 00:49:32,677
Let me
take care of this.

975
00:49:34,013 --> 00:49:36,181
Oi, Aldous.
It's Lars.

976
00:49:36,265 --> 00:49:37,807
"I'm ashamed that you're
with a drummer, Jackie.

977
00:49:37,892 --> 00:49:40,185
"I'd always dreamed that
you would marry a front man.

978
00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:42,687
"With charisma.
Razzmatazz.

979
00:49:42,772 --> 00:49:45,190
"Rough around the edges, but with
stars in his eyes, you know. "

980
00:49:45,274 --> 00:49:48,401
Jackie, your mom kind of
sounds like a Monty Python skit.

981
00:49:48,736 --> 00:49:51,905
Give me the phone back.
Okay. Okay, okay, sorry.

982
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:53,865
Darling,
I've gotta go, all right?

983
00:49:53,949 --> 00:49:55,992
I'll see you later.

984
00:49:56,077 --> 00:49:57,410
I'm coming to see you.

985
00:49:57,495 --> 00:50:02,874
Don't say anything else,
all right? I gotta go. Bye.

986
00:50:08,631 --> 00:50:09,756
Get up.

987
00:50:10,382 --> 00:50:12,509
I can't be here
anymore now.

988
00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:17,013
Huh?

989
00:50:21,727 --> 00:50:24,604
I can't believe we're
actually on time for a flight.

990
00:50:25,689 --> 00:50:27,524
Hey, can you
pull over, mate?

991
00:50:27,608 --> 00:50:29,776
Actually, we, we have
a flight to catch.

992
00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:33,571
Yeah, no, just pull over here off
Linden. I want to get a pretzel.

993
00:50:45,126 --> 00:50:46,543
Dude really wants
a pretzel.

994
00:50:49,213 --> 00:50:50,672
He's not getting
a pretzel, is he?

995
00:50:51,799 --> 00:50:53,967
Not the kind you
put mustard on.

996
00:50:57,138 --> 00:50:58,304
Go, please.

997
00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:02,600
Next in line!

998
00:51:03,310 --> 00:51:05,687
You two traveling together?
Okay.

999
00:51:05,938 --> 00:51:07,689
You mind coming in
back for a quick exam?

1000
00:51:07,773 --> 00:51:09,232
Just come this way, please.
Thank you.

1001
00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:11,609
I need you to put this
into your bottom hole.

1002
00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:13,611
What?

1003
00:51:14,488 --> 00:51:16,823
Put this into your rectum.

1004
00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:18,283
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!

1005
00:51:18,367 --> 00:51:19,576
What the fuck, man?

1006
00:51:19,660 --> 00:51:21,953
What are you doing? We're
in the middle of the airport!

1007
00:51:22,037 --> 00:51:24,455
It's a necessary part of your
job, Aaron. Don't be complicated.

1008
00:51:24,665 --> 00:51:26,541
I won't do it.
I won't do it. No.

1009
00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:29,085
Put it in! Relax your
anus. Stop! Just stop!

1010
00:51:29,170 --> 00:51:32,380
Aaron! If you don't do it,
I ain't gonna do the concert.

1011
00:51:32,715 --> 00:51:34,632
I'll just get on a plane
and go back to London.

1012
00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:38,344
The only logical thing
to do in this situation

1013
00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:40,805
is to put this
deep in your asshole.

1014
00:51:41,015 --> 00:51:42,599
Please keep
the line moving, sir.

1015
00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:46,144
My phone is ringing.

1016
00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:48,104
Your phone is not ringing.

1017
00:51:48,189 --> 00:51:49,522
It's Sergio.

1018
00:51:49,773 --> 00:51:51,983
It's not Sergio.
There's no one there!

1019
00:51:52,193 --> 00:51:54,694
Aaron, stop pretending
to talk to Sergio!

1020
00:51:56,238 --> 00:51:58,698
Right, mate. Hello!

1021
00:52:00,993 --> 00:52:02,827
Hey! The couch
is not for jumping!

1022
00:52:04,872 --> 00:52:07,749
Aaron, my superstar.
Great news.

1023
00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:10,835
The concert sold out
in 10 fucking minutes.

1024
00:52:11,045 --> 00:52:15,924
Hey, so I'm having a possible
health issue with the talent.

1025
00:52:16,008 --> 00:52:16,966
What kind of health issue?

1026
00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:18,718
His eyes ain't rolling to the
back of his head, are they?

1027
00:52:19,053 --> 00:52:21,721
No. Babe! I don't see no string cheese!

1028
00:52:22,097 --> 00:52:24,224
All I see is Babybels
and chocolate pudding!

1029
00:52:24,308 --> 00:52:26,976
Baby, look in the dairy
drawer! Next to the Go-Gurts.

1030
00:52:27,061 --> 00:52:28,394
I don't see no Go-Gurts!

1031
00:52:28,896 --> 00:52:30,313
You need to put these shits
where I can see them.

1032
00:52:30,397 --> 00:52:34,651
He wants me to put drugs up my
ass. And I don't know what to do.

1033
00:52:34,735 --> 00:52:36,361
Then you put
the drugs up your ass.

1034
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,322
What's the problem?

1035
00:52:39,782 --> 00:52:40,823
Please don't
make me do that.

1036
00:52:40,908 --> 00:52:42,617
This is the opportunity
that you've been waiting for.

1037
00:52:43,118 --> 00:52:45,328
You are now in
the power position.

1038
00:52:45,412 --> 00:52:47,956
You hold all the power
in your ass.

1039
00:52:48,249 --> 00:52:50,208
He will do whatever
you want him to do.

1040
00:52:50,334 --> 00:52:52,293
Isn't that enabling him?

1041
00:52:52,419 --> 00:52:53,419
Yes, that's what we do.

1042
00:52:53,629 --> 00:52:56,047
It's only a little bit
of heron in your ass.

1043
00:52:56,423 --> 00:52:57,674
Nobody's gonna die.

1044
00:52:58,050 --> 00:52:59,467
You know what
you signed up for.

1045
00:52:59,885 --> 00:53:03,388
It's Biggest Loser time
It's Biggest Loser time

1046
00:53:03,472 --> 00:53:07,141
It's Daddy's favorite show
It's Daddy's favorite show

1047
00:53:12,273 --> 00:53:13,356
Just give it.

1048
00:53:24,368 --> 00:53:25,368
Aaron!

1049
00:53:25,953 --> 00:53:27,662
Come on, mate,
we ain't got all day.

1050
00:53:36,630 --> 00:53:40,800
It's not recreational! It's not
meant to be a hobby! Just get it up!

1051
00:53:45,139 --> 00:53:47,640
Close the door behind you!
Hurry up!

1052
00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:04,365
Why did you do this to me?

1053
00:54:06,410 --> 00:54:07,410
Out of love.

1054
00:54:08,787 --> 00:54:10,330
Are you sure you should
be doing this stuff?

1055
00:54:11,123 --> 00:54:16,669
Have you got an anti-drug message
that you're gonna convey now?

1056
00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:22,050
I just feel like it couldn't
hurt to not be on heroin.

1057
00:54:22,593 --> 00:54:24,761
Couldn't it? You know,
I used to be sober.

1058
00:54:24,845 --> 00:54:26,262
When I was sober,
I was worried about,

1059
00:54:26,347 --> 00:54:28,973
"Is this the twilight
of my career?"

1060
00:54:29,433 --> 00:54:35,438
"Is the mother of my child a cruel,
evil, brilliant, savant, idiot genius?"

1061
00:54:35,522 --> 00:54:38,566
You know, "Am I bringing
up my kid the right way?"

1062
00:54:38,650 --> 00:54:41,736
Now, I'm just
worried about drugs.

1063
00:54:41,820 --> 00:54:45,698
Your life's to-do list
must be a baffling document.

1064
00:54:45,783 --> 00:54:47,742
You're worried about
so many things, Aaron.

1065
00:54:47,826 --> 00:54:49,911
You're worried about
will we get to the show?

1066
00:54:49,995 --> 00:54:53,247
Will I perform well? Will you
get the credit that you deserve?

1067
00:54:53,332 --> 00:54:55,958
Mine has on it
but one word.

1068
00:54:57,544 --> 00:54:59,462
Do you know what that word is? Oh, no.

1069
00:55:00,047 --> 00:55:01,923
I have to sneeze.
What?

1070
00:55:02,383 --> 00:55:03,758
I have to sneeze.

1071
00:55:04,385 --> 00:55:07,929
But I'm terrified that my
bowels will evacuate if I do.

1072
00:55:08,097 --> 00:55:09,972
If you sneeze,
it is very important

1073
00:55:10,057 --> 00:55:12,266
that you clench
at the same time.

1074
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:14,602
Aaron.

1075
00:55:14,686 --> 00:55:16,604
I'm gonna sneeze. I'm
gonna clench and sneeze.

1076
00:55:17,231 --> 00:55:18,898
Listen to me. Dude, I'm
gonna clench and sneeze.

1077
00:55:18,982 --> 00:55:21,692
Don't close your eyes. It's impossible
to sneeze if your eyes are open.

1078
00:55:21,777 --> 00:55:22,902
Open your eyes.

1079
00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:25,363
You're being selfish. I'm
gonna clench and sneeze.

1080
00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:35,873
Is it still in?
I think I broke a rib.

1081
00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:37,583
Hello, to you.
Hi.

1082
00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:39,836
I'm just checking
if flight 51 is on time.

1083
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:41,421
Let's see.

1084
00:55:44,049 --> 00:55:46,801
Hello, gorgeous. That
flight to Vegas left yet?

1085
00:55:48,762 --> 00:55:49,846
Not yet.

1086
00:55:49,930 --> 00:55:52,473
Well, stick us on
that then, please.

1087
00:55:53,434 --> 00:55:54,642
Two first-class tickets?

1088
00:55:54,726 --> 00:55:55,852
No.
Yeah.

1089
00:55:55,936 --> 00:55:58,479
Yeah, switch us onto the
Vegas flight, me and him.

1090
00:55:58,564 --> 00:56:00,189
All right.
No.

1091
00:56:00,274 --> 00:56:01,607
I want to visit my dad.

1092
00:56:02,276 --> 00:56:03,401
It was your idea.

1093
00:56:04,403 --> 00:56:09,407
That's not what I meant. I meant
after the show to see your dad.

1094
00:56:10,451 --> 00:56:12,702
You didn't specify.
He didn't specify.

1095
00:56:12,786 --> 00:56:16,539
Yeah, well, I... You know, I did
that special favor for you earlier.

1096
00:56:16,623 --> 00:56:21,461
So, maybe you could return that
favor and we could just go to LA.

1097
00:56:21,712 --> 00:56:22,879
What favor?

1098
00:56:24,006 --> 00:56:26,674
You know. The favor that I did earlier.

1099
00:56:26,842 --> 00:56:28,176
My mind's a blank.

1100
00:56:28,302 --> 00:56:30,386
Oh! He means the heroin. Nope.

1101
00:56:30,512 --> 00:56:32,263
His bum's all full of
heroin. He doesn't mean that.

1102
00:56:32,723 --> 00:56:34,182
No, no, no.
I'm a terrible drug addict.

1103
00:56:34,433 --> 00:56:35,892
Mule!
No.

1104
00:56:35,976 --> 00:56:37,226
He's a mule!
No.

1105
00:56:37,311 --> 00:56:39,103
You're the devil.
Perfect.

1106
00:56:42,983 --> 00:56:44,025
All right,
I want my package now.

1107
00:56:44,651 --> 00:56:46,611
I'm not gonna
give you the drugs

1108
00:56:46,695 --> 00:56:48,779
until we're in Los Angeles,
post-show.

1109
00:56:48,864 --> 00:56:52,158
Just to clarify, are you saying
you're withholding my narcotics?

1110
00:56:52,576 --> 00:56:55,328
You made a huge tactical
error and now I'm in control.

1111
00:56:55,537 --> 00:56:56,537
Okay.

1112
00:56:57,748 --> 00:56:59,123
Are you ticklish?
Okay, stop.

1113
00:56:59,208 --> 00:57:00,500
Okay, stop.
Give me the package.

1114
00:57:00,584 --> 00:57:02,376
Seriously stop! Seriously
stop! Seriously stop!

1115
00:57:05,339 --> 00:57:06,631
Seriously stop! Seriously.
I'll smoke you out.

1116
00:57:06,715 --> 00:57:08,841
Seriously, seriously stop!

1117
00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:14,263
What are you doing?
Stop! No! No! Let go!

1118
00:57:14,348 --> 00:57:17,433
You're crazy! No! No!

1119
00:57:17,518 --> 00:57:20,394
No!
Open up.

1120
00:57:20,479 --> 00:57:21,896
No!
Good girl.

1121
00:57:23,023 --> 00:57:24,982
Wasn't painful, was it? No.

1122
00:57:25,067 --> 00:57:26,526
In future, if you find
yourself in a situation...

1123
00:57:26,610 --> 00:57:29,946
What are you doing? Get the
fuck... You little wanker.

1124
00:57:33,825 --> 00:57:36,786
I just need you to go
and score for me, Aaron.

1125
00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:40,873
We're in Vegas. I don't know
peeps out here, you know?

1126
00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:42,625
It's not a fucking game, Aaron!

1127
00:57:42,709 --> 00:57:46,045
Don't put yourself between me and my
problem or I'll fucking destroy you!

1128
00:57:46,380 --> 00:57:50,007
Go on now! Why are you still
here? Why are you still here?

1129
00:57:52,469 --> 00:57:54,053
Just calm...
Just calm down.

1130
00:57:54,137 --> 00:57:55,763
It's not a joke!
It's not funny!

1131
00:57:56,056 --> 00:57:58,641
Spilling my narcotics,
fucking me around!

1132
00:57:58,725 --> 00:58:00,017
I need you to sort me out!

1133
00:58:00,102 --> 00:58:03,104
You spilled my medicine!
You need to remedy it!

1134
00:58:05,899 --> 00:58:07,358
This is calm.

1135
00:58:07,442 --> 00:58:09,318
Twenty minutes ago,
I was even more calm

1136
00:58:09,403 --> 00:58:11,279
when I had my fingers
in your asshole.

1137
00:58:11,363 --> 00:58:13,322
You don't want to wait around
for another half-hour, son,

1138
00:58:13,407 --> 00:58:14,657
'cause I'll be
fucking you up.

1139
00:58:25,919 --> 00:58:27,128
I'll figure it out.

1140
00:58:27,212 --> 00:58:28,337
Yeah, you will. Yeah.

1141
00:58:32,175 --> 00:58:33,509
Hi. Can I help you?
Yes.

1142
00:58:33,594 --> 00:58:35,720
I am trying to look up a friend
of mine who's staying at the hotel.

1143
00:58:35,846 --> 00:58:38,306
I don't know what room he's
in. Okay. What's the last name?

1144
00:58:38,390 --> 00:58:40,266
It's spelled H...
Okay.

1145
00:58:40,934 --> 00:58:47,690
...E- R-O-I-N.

1146
00:58:51,612 --> 00:58:58,909
Can you find
that guest for me?

1147
00:58:59,911 --> 00:59:01,037
Okay, I see
what you're doing.

1148
00:59:01,705 --> 00:59:03,205
I don't think it's funny,
to be honest with you.

1149
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:05,541
I mean, you come here,
you ask me for,

1150
00:59:05,626 --> 00:59:07,668
if somebody named Heroin has
checked in the fucking hotel,

1151
00:59:07,753 --> 00:59:09,378
'cause you wanna buy drugs
and that's how you do it?

1152
00:59:09,463 --> 00:59:11,672
You pretend that it's the
last name of a fucking guest?

1153
00:59:11,757 --> 00:59:12,840
Are you out of your mind?

1154
00:59:15,135 --> 00:59:17,470
I don't know. I just,
just, just... I just...

1155
00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:19,889
I'm looking for my friend
Heroin. Do you know him?

1156
00:59:20,223 --> 00:59:23,768
Yeah, I do. He'll be out back of the
Spice Market Buffet in 20 minutes.

1157
00:59:27,356 --> 00:59:29,940
I feel like I'm in
2 Fast 2 Furious.

1158
00:59:33,737 --> 00:59:34,862
Yo, Brian,
give me my money

1159
00:59:34,946 --> 00:59:36,822
or I'm gonna stab you in the
fucking stomach, all right?

1160
00:59:36,907 --> 00:59:39,492
Get out of my room, dude.
What are you gonna do?

1161
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:44,080
What... I'm not,
like, involved in this.

1162
00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:46,040
Oh, my God!

1163
00:59:46,124 --> 00:59:47,291
Where is the hospital?

1164
00:59:47,376 --> 00:59:50,002
You take a right
on North Casino Way!

1165
00:59:50,796 --> 00:59:52,505
Every street's
called Casino Way!

1166
00:59:57,803 --> 01:00:01,514
God, why didn't he take
me all the way to the door?

1167
01:00:02,849 --> 01:00:04,600
One, two, three, four

1168
01:00:04,685 --> 01:00:06,644
It's just like
coming in the back door

1169
01:00:06,728 --> 01:00:10,147
Five, six, seven, eight
Feels great

1170
01:00:10,357 --> 01:00:14,610
A ring, a ring
around my dirty posie

1171
01:00:14,695 --> 01:00:17,947
My rear pocket is so
fit and so damn cozy

1172
01:00:18,031 --> 01:00:21,742
Ring, ring,
ring around my posie

1173
01:00:22,994 --> 01:00:24,245
All the boys in town say
I've the tautest of posies

1174
01:00:24,329 --> 01:00:25,538
Aldous.

1175
01:00:27,332 --> 01:00:30,418
I couldn't get what
you wanted me to get.

1176
01:00:31,545 --> 01:00:32,712
Sorry.

1177
01:00:35,048 --> 01:00:36,382
Yeah, I forgot
I asked you to do that.

1178
01:00:36,842 --> 01:00:38,551
No, that's all sorted.

1179
01:00:38,802 --> 01:00:41,470
Turns out, it's quite easy
to get drugs in Las Vegas.

1180
01:00:43,557 --> 01:00:45,433
Why do you look
so flustered?

1181
01:00:45,767 --> 01:00:47,268
All right, just change and
we'll get going, shall we?

1182
01:00:48,228 --> 01:00:49,562
Looking forward
to seeing me dad.

1183
01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:51,772
Thanks again for
the suggestion.

1184
01:00:51,857 --> 01:00:52,857
Great.

1185
01:00:53,191 --> 01:00:58,028
By posie,
I'm talking about my asshole

1186
01:00:58,321 --> 01:00:59,488
Jackie Q!

1187
01:01:35,442 --> 01:01:39,111
When Frank Sinatra moves his arm,
you can see my dad. There. There!

1188
01:01:47,579 --> 01:01:50,372
What about... What was that
fucking album you brought out last?

1189
01:01:50,457 --> 01:01:53,542
It was... What was it?
African something or Zambezi,

1190
01:01:53,627 --> 01:01:55,294
or what was it?
African Child.

1191
01:01:55,378 --> 01:01:58,047
Child. Child. Yeah, yeah, African Child.

1192
01:01:58,131 --> 01:01:59,924
You should have stayed
away from that one, I think.

1193
01:02:00,008 --> 01:02:03,552
I think you should've aborted
that child, eh? You got that?

1194
01:02:04,095 --> 01:02:05,513
You know, mate?

1195
01:02:07,015 --> 01:02:08,390
I loved it.

1196
01:02:08,475 --> 01:02:10,643
She loved it, yeah.
Yeah. She really did.

1197
01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:11,977
No, she told me
that she loved it.

1198
01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:13,813
Yeah? I loved it. So enlightening.

1199
01:02:14,898 --> 01:02:16,190
We didn't order these.

1200
01:02:16,316 --> 01:02:17,650
These drinks
are on the house.

1201
01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:20,653
Oh, really? Great.
Thank you very much.

1202
01:02:21,321 --> 01:02:22,404
Funny, isn't it?

1203
01:02:22,489 --> 01:02:25,407
You get rich and then
everything comes free.

1204
01:02:25,492 --> 01:02:26,575
Yeah.

1205
01:02:28,370 --> 01:02:29,829
So what brings you
to Vegas?

1206
01:02:29,913 --> 01:02:31,413
Aldous wanted
to visit you.

1207
01:02:31,498 --> 01:02:33,499
No. No, we were
just passing through.

1208
01:02:33,708 --> 01:02:35,125
We were near.
Really?

1209
01:02:35,669 --> 01:02:38,504
Actually, I've got a show
at the Greek Theatre in LA.

1210
01:02:38,839 --> 01:02:40,881
Terrific! Terrific. Great.

1211
01:02:40,966 --> 01:02:42,591
It's tomorrow, actually.

1212
01:02:42,676 --> 01:02:44,343
Really? Terrific!

1213
01:02:44,678 --> 01:02:45,928
We should go see that.

1214
01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:48,305
Well, I'm not sure I...

1215
01:02:48,390 --> 01:02:49,932
No, I think I'm busy tomorrow
night. I'm busy tomorrow.

1216
01:02:50,016 --> 01:02:52,685
Don't worry about it.
It's not set in stone or...

1217
01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:54,854
It's actually
very set in stone.

1218
01:02:55,230 --> 01:02:57,690
No, some of us have to work
for a living, right? You know.

1219
01:02:57,941 --> 01:02:59,900
Yeah, 'cause I remember
I became a rock star

1220
01:02:59,985 --> 01:03:01,902
as a result of
winning a quiz show.

1221
01:03:02,237 --> 01:03:03,654
What?

1222
01:03:05,031 --> 01:03:06,991
All right, all right.
I'll check the schedule.

1223
01:03:10,412 --> 01:03:11,412
Dad!

1224
01:03:11,496 --> 01:03:13,038
I like it here.

1225
01:03:13,665 --> 01:03:15,040
Cheers, son.

1226
01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:17,835
Yeah, I like to come
here and clear my head.

1227
01:03:17,919 --> 01:03:19,670
You remember that first
strip club I brought you to?

1228
01:03:19,754 --> 01:03:22,131
I do.
Fondly. Very fondly.

1229
01:03:22,215 --> 01:03:24,717
So listen, what are you going
to open with at the Greek?

1230
01:03:25,010 --> 01:03:26,719
Love Explodes.
Really?

1231
01:03:27,012 --> 01:03:30,890
I think you should open with
Going Up. I love that fucking song.

1232
01:03:30,974 --> 01:03:33,934
It's fucking genius. You know,
it's a great thing to open with.

1233
01:03:34,019 --> 01:03:35,603
I mean, getting them up,
getting them, fuck,

1234
01:03:35,687 --> 01:03:39,315
right there in the fucking palm
of your hand right away. Going Up.

1235
01:03:39,399 --> 01:03:40,733
You missed
sound check, bitch!

1236
01:03:40,817 --> 01:03:42,109
You know how much
that's gonna cost us?

1237
01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:45,487
I apologize. Look,
things got out of control.

1238
01:03:45,739 --> 01:03:48,908
But, hey, we're at The
Standard now, so it's all fine,

1239
01:03:48,992 --> 01:03:51,702
because we're all
settled in and we're here.

1240
01:03:51,786 --> 01:03:56,206
Guess what. I'm downstairs in the
lobby. Why don't you come on down?

1241
01:03:56,750 --> 01:04:00,294
You know what? Actually,
Aldous just went to sleep.

1242
01:04:00,587 --> 01:04:03,839
So I just think it'd be better
if he just, like, got some rest.

1243
01:04:09,763 --> 01:04:10,763
April Fools.

1244
01:04:10,931 --> 01:04:12,765
I don't want to hear
that shit. You fucked up.

1245
01:04:13,058 --> 01:04:15,476
He doesn't do anything you want
him to do! He's a crazy person!

1246
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:17,686
Okay, shut the fuck up and
listen. There's a change of plans.

1247
01:04:17,771 --> 01:04:19,438
I hope you got
a good night's sleep.

1248
01:04:19,522 --> 01:04:22,858
We going to party these pussy
limey motherfuckers into the ground.

1249
01:04:22,943 --> 01:04:24,443
They gonna be
dying to leave Vegas.

1250
01:04:24,611 --> 01:04:26,111
But we gonna have
to mind fuck them.

1251
01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:28,906
A deep mind fuck.

1252
01:04:29,741 --> 01:04:30,741
Sergio!

1253
01:04:31,493 --> 01:04:32,534
Aldous, hey!

1254
01:04:32,619 --> 01:04:33,577
Have a drink with us!

1255
01:04:33,662 --> 01:04:34,662
Come on!

1256
01:04:34,788 --> 01:04:36,121
Whoo! Vegas!
What's up, baby?

1257
01:04:36,206 --> 01:04:38,582
Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!

1258
01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:39,917
Join in!

1259
01:04:40,001 --> 01:04:42,336
Let's get our mind fuck on.

1260
01:04:44,464 --> 01:04:46,757
Now, the Rat Pack
was the shit!

1261
01:04:46,883 --> 01:04:49,176
Those guys right
there could croon.

1262
01:04:49,594 --> 01:04:51,887
Whenever I would hear
Frank or Dean or Sammy sing,

1263
01:04:51,972 --> 01:04:53,889
shit would just
warm my heart!

1264
01:04:53,974 --> 01:04:56,058
You know, it just makes me fucking
tingle! It's nice, isn't it?

1265
01:04:56,142 --> 01:04:58,060
Yeah, I feel that.
I feel that, Sergio.

1266
01:04:58,144 --> 01:05:01,480
Sometimes I think that I was
Frank Sinatra in a past life,

1267
01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:04,525
even though I was
born before he died.

1268
01:05:04,609 --> 01:05:06,402
No, I'm Frank Sinatra.

1269
01:05:06,486 --> 01:05:07,736
What? No.

1270
01:05:07,821 --> 01:05:09,822
You? No.

1271
01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:11,991
No. No, no, no.
Sorry, mate.

1272
01:05:12,158 --> 01:05:14,034
You can't be Frank!
Can't be Frank.

1273
01:05:14,244 --> 01:05:15,411
No.
Yeah. I'm Frank.

1274
01:05:15,495 --> 01:05:17,162
What you trying to say?
I gotta be Sammy?

1275
01:05:17,372 --> 01:05:18,789
Yeah.
Why I gotta be Sammy?

1276
01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:20,499
'Cause I'm black,
I gotta be Sammy Davis?

1277
01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:22,167
Well, you know...

1278
01:05:22,252 --> 01:05:24,586
I look more like Frank
than I do look like Sammy!

1279
01:05:25,005 --> 01:05:27,089
Hey, so it looks like you
got everything under control,

1280
01:05:27,173 --> 01:05:28,674
so I might call
it an evening.

1281
01:05:29,175 --> 01:05:30,300
Sit your ass...

1282
01:05:30,385 --> 01:05:32,428
Has he been acting like
a bitch this whole time?

1283
01:05:32,512 --> 01:05:34,096
Yes, he has. Yeah, he's
been a right little bitch.

1284
01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:36,015
What are you doing?
You are representing Pinnacle.

1285
01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:40,394
Excuse me. Come here for
a second. What's your name?

1286
01:05:41,688 --> 01:05:42,855
Destiny.

1287
01:05:43,690 --> 01:05:45,190
Destiny, this is Aaron.

1288
01:05:45,275 --> 01:05:48,152
He's my personal attendant.
He runs shit for me.

1289
01:05:48,236 --> 01:05:49,945
Nice to meet you.
Aaron.

1290
01:05:50,030 --> 01:05:51,447
Destiny.

1291
01:05:52,115 --> 01:05:53,866
Destiny, pay attention.

1292
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:58,829
You are gonna go and have
sex with Aaron. Right now.

1293
01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:02,124
That's disrespectful.

1294
01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:04,501
Aaron,
go with your destiny.

1295
01:06:05,336 --> 01:06:09,381
That's my name, Destiny.
And you're using it two ways.

1296
01:06:14,637 --> 01:06:15,637
I'm actually in a band.

1297
01:06:15,722 --> 01:06:19,600
My life is music.
I'm in an all-girl cover band

1298
01:06:20,018 --> 01:06:23,187
and we do the
Pussycat Girl's songs.

1299
01:06:23,646 --> 01:06:26,607
And we're called
the Pussy Kittens.

1300
01:06:28,860 --> 01:06:30,319
Can you hook me
up with Aldous?

1301
01:06:32,405 --> 01:06:33,405
Sure.
Cool.

1302
01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:38,368
Okay, what are you doing?
What?

1303
01:06:39,079 --> 01:06:40,412
Don't do that.

1304
01:06:40,497 --> 01:06:43,749
I feel like I want to
show you something.

1305
01:06:44,084 --> 01:06:46,919
I feel like I don't
want to see it, though.

1306
01:06:48,296 --> 01:06:51,965
All right! Hey!
So that's your vagina.

1307
01:06:52,509 --> 01:06:54,551
Right on.
No, but look at it!

1308
01:06:54,636 --> 01:06:57,679
Look at the hair. Look
at the pubic hair! It's...

1309
01:06:57,764 --> 01:06:59,681
Yeah, it's a microphone.
For my work.

1310
01:06:59,766 --> 01:07:02,976
Hello. Testing, one, two,
three! Is this thing on?

1311
01:07:03,436 --> 01:07:04,478
Hello?

1312
01:07:04,562 --> 01:07:06,146
Hey, so put that away, all right?

1313
01:07:06,523 --> 01:07:08,774
Do you want to
sing hair-aoke?

1314
01:07:09,234 --> 01:07:11,276
I'm okay. I'm all right.

1315
01:07:11,569 --> 01:07:13,153
Oh, my God.

1316
01:07:13,279 --> 01:07:14,905
I think you're really sexy

1317
01:07:15,615 --> 01:07:17,783
because you look
like Dennis Quaid.

1318
01:07:18,159 --> 01:07:20,786
What? Really?
Randy Quaid, maybe.

1319
01:07:20,954 --> 01:07:22,704
Pants off!
No!

1320
01:07:22,956 --> 01:07:23,914
Off with the pants.
Honestly...

1321
01:07:23,998 --> 01:07:25,124
Pants-off party!

1322
01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:27,209
You're acting crazy!
Stop. No!

1323
01:07:27,585 --> 01:07:29,294
Hello.
All right.

1324
01:07:30,797 --> 01:07:33,966
Fun and games are over.
Let's relax for a second.

1325
01:07:34,467 --> 01:07:38,804
Let's just, let's just... You
carry that around with you?

1326
01:07:40,140 --> 01:07:44,184
Stop! When's the last time
you Purell-d that thing?

1327
01:07:44,269 --> 01:07:45,269
Kiss it.

1328
01:07:47,272 --> 01:07:48,230
You like it.

1329
01:07:48,314 --> 01:07:49,481
I want to go home!

1330
01:07:49,566 --> 01:07:51,316
This is going
inside of you!

1331
01:07:51,401 --> 01:07:53,110
No! Get off of me!
What are you doing?

1332
01:07:53,194 --> 01:07:56,780
Oh, my God! Why does
this keep happening to me?

1333
01:07:57,031 --> 01:07:58,782
Just relax.
No!

1334
01:07:59,117 --> 01:08:01,076
Take your medicine.
Yes, yes.

1335
01:08:01,161 --> 01:08:02,494
Why does it
have balls?

1336
01:08:16,301 --> 01:08:17,759
That was really nice.

1337
01:08:17,844 --> 01:08:19,970
No, it's really nice,
you know,

1338
01:08:20,054 --> 01:08:21,263
playing together like that.

1339
01:08:21,347 --> 01:08:22,431
Yeah.

1340
01:08:22,515 --> 01:08:24,349
We should do it
more often.

1341
01:08:24,809 --> 01:08:26,310
We should, Dad.

1342
01:08:29,022 --> 01:08:34,651
Yeah, you know, there's a ballroom
space opening up at the Golden Nugget.

1343
01:08:34,903 --> 01:08:36,778
I know the owner a bit,
you know?

1344
01:08:37,322 --> 01:08:40,073
I could hook you up
with a permanent gig there.

1345
01:08:41,409 --> 01:08:46,371
We could make loads of dough. Well,
they're all doing it, you know.

1346
01:08:46,706 --> 01:08:48,832
Cher. Céline Dion. Elton John.

1347
01:08:48,917 --> 01:08:50,375
If you want money
from me, Dad, just ask.

1348
01:08:51,544 --> 01:08:53,086
I don't want your
fucking money, do I?

1349
01:08:53,379 --> 01:08:55,297
I just want to help your
fucking career, don't I?

1350
01:08:55,381 --> 01:08:57,257
My career don't need help.
Really?

1351
01:08:57,592 --> 01:09:00,219
Your last record,
you know how many it sold?

1352
01:09:00,887 --> 01:09:03,138
Don't need help?
You sure fucking do.

1353
01:09:03,389 --> 01:09:06,558
So you know the precise sales
figures for me last album.

1354
01:09:06,935 --> 01:09:08,852
When was me birthday?
Surprise me. Now, look, look...

1355
01:09:08,937 --> 01:09:10,312
When was me birthday?
Aldy, Aldy, Aldy!

1356
01:09:10,396 --> 01:09:12,773
You never would have
made it without me.

1357
01:09:12,857 --> 01:09:14,691
I did make it without you.
I made it in spite of you.

1358
01:09:14,859 --> 01:09:17,694
You inherited all your
musical talent from me!

1359
01:09:18,738 --> 01:09:21,907
I wrote all your songs
from the tip of my cock.

1360
01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:25,535
Right. That's it. So, like, I've
been plagiarizing from your ball bag.

1361
01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:28,664
Where does the DNA come...
Where does your talent come from?

1362
01:09:29,123 --> 01:09:30,916
Here. Brilliant bit of biology, Dad.

1363
01:09:31,251 --> 01:09:34,586
Yeah, I think that's what Darwin
discovered on the Galapagos Isles.

1364
01:09:34,671 --> 01:09:37,047
That music can be written
in someone's spunk.

1365
01:09:37,131 --> 01:09:38,715
I'm talking fucking facts.

1366
01:09:38,841 --> 01:09:42,302
I think I've just been
raped. What's that?

1367
01:09:43,221 --> 01:09:44,221
Raped?

1368
01:09:44,639 --> 01:09:46,098
Here you go, mate.
That'll take the edge off.

1369
01:09:46,516 --> 01:09:48,600
Yeah, give him that.
Make yourself useful.

1370
01:09:51,437 --> 01:09:53,939
Here you go. All right?
What is this?

1371
01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:56,942
It's called a Jeffrey, Aaron.
Bit of this, bit of that.

1372
01:09:57,610 --> 01:09:59,820
Here. Have a look. Have a look at this.

1373
01:10:00,113 --> 01:10:02,864
Aldous Snow wasn't always
so pretty, was he, eh?

1374
01:10:03,032 --> 01:10:04,449
What are you showing him
that for, Dad?

1375
01:10:04,534 --> 01:10:05,867
Why do you carry
that photograph?

1376
01:10:06,452 --> 01:10:07,577
Remember when
we used to box?

1377
01:10:08,079 --> 01:10:10,539
You used to get in the ring,
wheezing around.

1378
01:10:11,958 --> 01:10:13,792
Do you remember?

1379
01:10:15,295 --> 01:10:19,840
Hey, what's in this? My heart's
starting to beat really fast.

1380
01:10:20,508 --> 01:10:25,137
It's weed mostly.
Sergio gave it to me.

1381
01:10:25,972 --> 01:10:30,183
It's got a bit of opium
in it. Some heroin.

1382
01:10:30,810 --> 01:10:32,894
Crunched-up E's.
- Clorox.

1383
01:10:33,187 --> 01:10:36,648
Methadone. Subutex.
Morphine. Peyote.

1384
01:10:37,650 --> 01:10:39,109
Some other stuff
that's unidentifiable,

1385
01:10:39,193 --> 01:10:42,237
and I think a little bit of angel
dust, actually, if I'm not mistaken.

1386
01:10:42,322 --> 01:10:44,364
You know, bit of glue for...
Yeah. Keep it traditional.

1387
01:10:44,657 --> 01:10:45,741
It's like a drug Neapolitan.

1388
01:10:47,368 --> 01:10:48,785
Oh, my God,
look at his little boat.

1389
01:10:48,870 --> 01:10:50,245
What a lovely
little boat race.

1390
01:10:50,330 --> 01:10:53,623
Yeah, let me get a shot of
that. Hold it, hold it. Cheese!

1391
01:10:53,958 --> 01:10:55,417
I'll never tire of
looking at that git.

1392
01:10:55,668 --> 01:10:57,544
Why the fuck is it
called a Jeffrey?

1393
01:10:57,670 --> 01:11:00,047
'Cause who could be
scared of a Jeffrey?

1394
01:11:00,173 --> 01:11:03,508
Yeah, Jeffrey's just this nice
bloke from down the road, isn't he?

1395
01:11:04,552 --> 01:11:05,635
What's wrong with you?

1396
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:08,263
"Hello, I'm Jeffrey!
I've just moved in. "

1397
01:11:08,348 --> 01:11:09,806
"Yes, I'm Jeffrey. "

1398
01:11:09,849 --> 01:11:11,975
"Jeffrey. Jeffrey, Jeffrey. "
"My wife has got varicose veins!"

1399
01:11:12,185 --> 01:11:13,393
I'm having a heart attack.

1400
01:11:15,563 --> 01:11:16,605
I'm having a heart attack.

1401
01:11:16,689 --> 01:11:18,023
You're not having
a heart attack, Aaron.

1402
01:11:19,108 --> 01:11:20,609
I think he might be
having a heart attack.

1403
01:11:20,693 --> 01:11:22,194
He's not. He's all right.
Oh, no.

1404
01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:23,320
Don't wind him up.

1405
01:11:23,404 --> 01:11:24,404
I'm having
a heart attack.

1406
01:11:24,489 --> 01:11:25,947
He is.
He's having a heart attack.

1407
01:11:26,032 --> 01:11:27,866
I'm telling you. Listen
to your dad! He's right!

1408
01:11:27,950 --> 01:11:28,950
He's not having
a heart attack.

1409
01:11:29,035 --> 01:11:31,828
He looks like he's having
a heart attack, doesn't he?

1410
01:11:31,913 --> 01:11:33,413
Aaron, come with me, mate.

1411
01:11:33,498 --> 01:11:34,873
Just get away from him.
He's an idiot.

1412
01:11:34,957 --> 01:11:36,291
It's all right.
Just take deep breaths.

1413
01:11:36,376 --> 01:11:39,669
In through your nose,
out through your mouth.

1414
01:11:39,754 --> 01:11:41,171
That's what you need to do.

1415
01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:43,173
Come here. We're together,
mate, all right?

1416
01:11:43,257 --> 01:11:45,300
I shouldn't have given you the
Jeffrey. That was a mistake.

1417
01:11:45,385 --> 01:11:48,595
I'm so sorry. But relax now. It's
over. Everything is beautiful.

1418
01:11:48,888 --> 01:11:52,391
The world is beautiful. Everything
is cool. Look around us, we're...

1419
01:11:52,517 --> 01:11:54,142
Look at that, look.
Look at these.

1420
01:11:54,227 --> 01:11:57,479
Look at this tiny, simple
beauty of this tiny little ant.

1421
01:11:57,563 --> 01:12:00,482
Isn't that lovely? See? We're
at one with that. So lovely.

1422
01:12:00,733 --> 01:12:02,025
It's nice, beautiful.

1423
01:12:02,110 --> 01:12:03,360
Isn't it beautiful?

1424
01:12:03,945 --> 01:12:06,696
And lovely, and wonderful,
and pure and...

1425
01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:10,325
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have done that.

1426
01:12:10,410 --> 01:12:12,035
No.
I'm on the Jeffrey, too.

1427
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:13,912
Now just breathe deeply.

1428
01:12:14,455 --> 01:12:15,831
Okay.
Okay.

1429
01:12:15,998 --> 01:12:17,582
That won't last. No.

1430
01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:19,835
That's the joy of
the Jeffrey, you see.

1431
01:12:19,919 --> 01:12:24,339
It goes away,
but then it comes back!

1432
01:12:25,383 --> 01:12:26,842
Don't worry. It doesn't do
that. You're gonna be okay.

1433
01:12:26,926 --> 01:12:27,884
Don't listen to him,
don't listen to him.

1434
01:12:27,969 --> 01:12:29,553
Here. Put your hand here.
Just touch the furry wall.

1435
01:12:29,637 --> 01:12:33,348
Stay with me. Be calm. Be calm.
Just stroke the furry wall.

1436
01:12:34,016 --> 01:12:36,810
You're with the furry wall.
With the furry wall now.

1437
01:12:37,228 --> 01:12:39,020
Dad!
Stop bullying my mate!

1438
01:12:39,147 --> 01:12:40,939
You sound
just like your mum.

1439
01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:43,483
Don't talk about my mum. Y'all
need to take a hit of this Jeffrey!

1440
01:12:43,568 --> 01:12:44,651
It'll calm you down!

1441
01:12:44,735 --> 01:12:45,777
Sammy's right!

1442
01:12:45,987 --> 01:12:50,615
Right, I've got a question. She still
seeing that soft-dick postman, eh?

1443
01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:51,950
Or has he left her as well?

1444
01:12:52,034 --> 01:12:53,785
You're gonna die on
your own, old man.

1445
01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:56,872
You're gonna die and I'm gonna fucking
laugh when you die, you old cunt.

1446
01:12:56,956 --> 01:12:59,583
Aaron, stop stroking the
furry wall! We're going...

1447
01:13:02,295 --> 01:13:03,378
Get off!

1448
01:13:04,714 --> 01:13:07,174
Hey, shouldn't
somebody stop this?

1449
01:13:07,550 --> 01:13:08,800
Feel how good this feels?

1450
01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:11,261
I'm gonna cover the whole outside
of my house in this material.

1451
01:13:11,804 --> 01:13:14,306
Come back here.
Get back here. Get...

1452
01:13:15,349 --> 01:13:17,309
My house is gonna look
like a fucking werewolf.

1453
01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:18,477
What the fuck?

1454
01:13:18,519 --> 01:13:20,061
Go on, run away!
Stop chasing me!

1455
01:13:20,146 --> 01:13:21,897
See, Aaron?
The plan is working.

1456
01:13:22,815 --> 01:13:24,816
This is what old pussy used
to look like in the '70s.

1457
01:13:25,568 --> 01:13:26,651
I miss that.

1458
01:13:26,986 --> 01:13:28,904
You're a very bad parent!

1459
01:13:29,530 --> 01:13:30,655
I'll show you bad, eh?

1460
01:13:30,740 --> 01:13:31,990
What are you doing?
That's a gun!

1461
01:13:32,074 --> 01:13:33,450
He's got a gun!

1462
01:13:33,493 --> 01:13:35,827
Now that's what I'm
talking about. Oh, no.

1463
01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:37,329
Where did that come from?
Hey!

1464
01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:40,290
Keep stroking the wall!

1465
01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:42,751
That's Jeffrey's gun. No
one endangers my artist!

1466
01:13:44,128 --> 01:13:46,004
Somebody help me, please!
I'm coming, Aaron!

1467
01:13:47,340 --> 01:13:48,965
This is so rock star.

1468
01:13:49,050 --> 01:13:50,759
I'm having a heart attack!

1469
01:13:50,843 --> 01:13:54,346
Somebody take me to the hospital!
It's on North Casino Way!

1470
01:13:56,474 --> 01:13:58,350
Calm down.
I'm having a heart attack!

1471
01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:00,936
You're having a heart
attack, are you? I am!

1472
01:14:01,020 --> 01:14:04,105
Jesus! Why can't
everything be this simple?

1473
01:14:04,649 --> 01:14:06,691
Sergio, fancy a drink, eh?

1474
01:14:09,737 --> 01:14:11,571
Sergio would have made you
bring a medical kit.

1475
01:14:11,656 --> 01:14:12,906
Where is the medical kit
that Sergio...

1476
01:14:12,990 --> 01:14:14,908
It's over there!
It's over there!

1477
01:14:17,620 --> 01:14:18,620
Fucker.

1478
01:14:19,872 --> 01:14:21,665
Yeah!

1479
01:14:26,420 --> 01:14:28,380
I'm okay.
Right!

1480
01:14:28,673 --> 01:14:29,839
Come here!

1481
01:14:29,924 --> 01:14:31,258
No! No. No.

1482
01:14:31,342 --> 01:14:33,552
Now I'm gonna stab you in the
heart with this adrenaline needle.

1483
01:14:33,636 --> 01:14:35,011
What? What?

1484
01:14:40,226 --> 01:14:42,852
I'm alive!

1485
01:14:48,526 --> 01:14:50,569
See if you like this.

1486
01:14:53,239 --> 01:14:54,614
Where the hell you been?

1487
01:14:54,699 --> 01:14:55,740
We went to see Cher.

1488
01:14:55,866 --> 01:14:57,200
Cher? How was it?

1489
01:14:57,702 --> 01:14:58,660
Amazing.

1490
01:14:58,744 --> 01:15:00,745
This is all your fault!

1491
01:15:00,913 --> 01:15:02,914
He's fucking Catwoman!

1492
01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:04,916
You're so mean!
That's enough!

1493
01:15:05,001 --> 01:15:06,626
It's not easy
being a parent.

1494
01:15:10,923 --> 01:15:12,007
Shit!

1495
01:15:12,091 --> 01:15:14,092
I'm sorry, pops,
you okay?

1496
01:15:18,472 --> 01:15:20,640
Now, this is what the
music industry is all about.

1497
01:15:20,725 --> 01:15:21,766
Sergio's gone crazy.

1498
01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:23,435
I love this game!

1499
01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:25,770
He's Jeffreyed.
Let's go! Bye!

1500
01:15:25,855 --> 01:15:27,147
No, I don't think so.

1501
01:15:27,231 --> 01:15:30,525
This adrenaline's crazy! I've
never run so fast in my life!

1502
01:15:30,610 --> 01:15:32,152
I don't have my luggage!

1503
01:15:32,236 --> 01:15:34,070
Fuck your luggage!
We'll get you new luggage!

1504
01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:37,198
Where you going? Run
all the way back to LA!

1505
01:15:37,450 --> 01:15:39,451
Sergio is chasing us!

1506
01:15:39,577 --> 01:15:41,536
This is the longest
hallway of all time!

1507
01:15:41,621 --> 01:15:43,455
It's Kubrickian!

1508
01:15:45,833 --> 01:15:48,209
You cannot outrun me!
I am black!

1509
01:16:02,516 --> 01:16:05,226
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Please, driver! Just drive it!

1510
01:16:05,311 --> 01:16:08,229
Go! Now! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Drive!

1511
01:16:08,856 --> 01:16:10,482
Drive faster!
Quickly!

1512
01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:11,858
It's not fucking cool!

1513
01:16:12,109 --> 01:16:14,319
Go! Oh, no!
Oh, my God! Oh!

1514
01:16:14,695 --> 01:16:15,695
Stop, stop!
Stop!

1515
01:16:18,532 --> 01:16:20,450
Why aren't you bitches going?
Come on!

1516
01:16:20,826 --> 01:16:23,828
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go! Go!

1517
01:16:23,913 --> 01:16:26,581
The plan worked!
Now that's a mind fuck.

1518
01:16:30,127 --> 01:16:33,421
Aldous? Aldous.
Aldous, I can't sleep.

1519
01:16:34,173 --> 01:16:36,549
The adrenaline'll wear off
soon, Aaron. Just be patient.

1520
01:16:36,759 --> 01:16:38,802
Go back to sleep.
I can't sleep, man.

1521
01:16:39,512 --> 01:16:42,222
This adrenaline is just... It's
like coursing through my whole body!

1522
01:16:42,473 --> 01:16:44,015
Aaron, don't be selfish.
I'm really tired.

1523
01:16:44,141 --> 01:16:45,725
I've had a really
difficult few days.

1524
01:16:45,810 --> 01:16:47,685
Been under a lot of pressure.
Just let me relax.

1525
01:16:47,937 --> 01:16:49,437
No! No!

1526
01:16:49,522 --> 01:16:50,814
Aaron,
you're being strange.

1527
01:16:51,482 --> 01:16:53,566
No! Aaron, don't be
selfish. I'm sleeping.

1528
01:16:53,651 --> 01:16:56,194
No! You've kept me up for three
days, you got me all Jeffreyed up,

1529
01:16:56,320 --> 01:16:58,071
and you stabbed me in the arm
with an adrenaline needle!

1530
01:16:58,322 --> 01:16:59,572
You're staying up
and talking to me!

1531
01:16:59,657 --> 01:17:01,574
I gave you that adrenaline
for your own good.

1532
01:17:01,659 --> 01:17:05,036
Your life was in jeopardy.
I'm like a guardian angel.

1533
01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:12,377
Your dad. Your dad, man. That sucks.

1534
01:17:14,380 --> 01:17:15,422
That was crazy, man.

1535
01:17:15,798 --> 01:17:18,550
He's all right. He's just trying
to live his life, isn't he?

1536
01:17:18,634 --> 01:17:21,344
He's not all right. He uses
you. You let people use you.

1537
01:17:21,512 --> 01:17:23,555
Sooner or later you're
gonna be all used up!

1538
01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:25,598
Yeah, a lot of the time
when people are on drugs,

1539
01:17:25,683 --> 01:17:28,226
they come up with sentimental
rubbish. But this is brilliant.

1540
01:17:28,769 --> 01:17:30,520
Ha, ha. I know you're making
fun of me, but I don't care.

1541
01:17:30,604 --> 01:17:32,730
No, you've made me happy.
Just let me sleep now.

1542
01:17:32,815 --> 01:17:34,023
You know what I'm gonna do
when I get home?

1543
01:17:34,108 --> 01:17:35,108
No, this is good.

1544
01:17:35,192 --> 01:17:36,317
I'm gonna get on
my hands and knees,

1545
01:17:36,402 --> 01:17:38,069
and I'm gonna beg
Daphne to take me back.

1546
01:17:38,529 --> 01:17:40,488
It's gonna be shameful. But
that's what you should do.

1547
01:17:40,948 --> 01:17:42,782
Because Jackie
is your Daphne!

1548
01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:46,244
I think it's a bit more
complicated than that, mate.

1549
01:17:46,745 --> 01:17:49,539
No. Underneath that hair is a
brain and a heart just like mine.

1550
01:17:50,207 --> 01:17:53,585
No, I think your brain
is full of lollipops

1551
01:17:53,711 --> 01:17:57,130
and rainbows and
cheese and wonder.

1552
01:17:57,590 --> 01:17:59,174
Mine's slightly darker.

1553
01:17:59,675 --> 01:18:02,135
Aaron, you seem very tense.
Stop it. Aaron!

1554
01:18:02,344 --> 01:18:05,597
You're growling. I don't like
your spasm. You're being strange.

1555
01:18:07,141 --> 01:18:09,184
Stop it. Stop it.

1556
01:18:10,478 --> 01:18:11,644
Sorry.

1557
01:18:21,822 --> 01:18:22,822
Thank you.

1558
01:18:25,618 --> 01:18:26,659
You okay?

1559
01:18:27,745 --> 01:18:32,123
Yeah. Sorry. I'm just...
I'm just really tired.

1560
01:18:32,583 --> 01:18:35,084
Just get some sleep, Aaron. Go
home and sleep, mate, all right?

1561
01:18:35,753 --> 01:18:38,338
Okay, good. 'Cause if I don't get
some sleep, I think I'm gonna throw up.

1562
01:18:38,422 --> 01:18:39,422
Go home.

1563
01:18:39,507 --> 01:18:41,424
I'm cool.
I'm just gonna be here.

1564
01:18:41,550 --> 01:18:43,426
I'm just gonna rest,
prepare, you know.

1565
01:18:44,261 --> 01:18:46,137
Prepare for the show.
See you in a few hours.

1566
01:18:52,770 --> 01:18:54,354
Good morning, beautiful.

1567
01:18:54,855 --> 01:18:57,482
Fancy an orgasm? 'Cause I
knock them out, like, for free.

1568
01:18:58,817 --> 01:19:00,944
I told you not to come here.

1569
01:19:01,362 --> 01:19:02,612
It just happened.

1570
01:19:06,825 --> 01:19:08,618
Get in here, Aldous.
Don't be so violent.

1571
01:19:12,331 --> 01:19:14,123
I gotta stop now.

1572
01:19:15,376 --> 01:19:17,168
We're done.
All right.

1573
01:19:17,253 --> 01:19:21,339
Hey. Steady! That's not
fair. I haven't finished.

1574
01:19:21,715 --> 01:19:22,799
I got a busy day!

1575
01:19:22,883 --> 01:19:24,509
What are you planning
to do about that?

1576
01:19:24,593 --> 01:19:27,720
What, you want to have a wank and
then just rub my tits or something?

1577
01:19:28,013 --> 01:19:29,180
No, I don't want to.
Please?

1578
01:19:29,265 --> 01:19:30,557
I'm not 12.
Please?

1579
01:19:30,641 --> 01:19:31,849
I don't want to rub
your tits and wank.

1580
01:19:31,934 --> 01:19:33,351
I'll tell you a sexy story.

1581
01:19:33,435 --> 01:19:34,769
Jackie!
Darling.

1582
01:19:34,853 --> 01:19:37,647
That's not fair. That's
not equal. Reason within.

1583
01:19:37,731 --> 01:19:40,608
What about a BJ?
Just a quick one.

1584
01:19:41,569 --> 01:19:42,902
Will you do
my balls as well?

1585
01:19:43,028 --> 01:19:45,196
Yeah, fuck, all right.

1586
01:19:45,281 --> 01:19:46,781
Will you put your fingers
up my bottom?

1587
01:19:46,865 --> 01:19:50,410
All right, yeah. Later. What
are you even doing here, Aldous?

1588
01:19:50,494 --> 01:19:51,494
Why are you in LA?

1589
01:19:52,037 --> 01:19:54,539
I'm here because I've been thinking
about you the last few days.

1590
01:19:54,873 --> 01:19:57,875
I want to be with you,
Jackie. I know that now.

1591
01:20:00,045 --> 01:20:01,045
You on a Jeffrey?
Yeah.

1592
01:20:02,214 --> 01:20:05,383
I'm not partying anymore.
I'm in a clean zone.

1593
01:20:06,176 --> 01:20:08,136
I have been for a while.

1594
01:20:08,887 --> 01:20:10,638
Well, that's perfect,
because...

1595
01:20:10,764 --> 01:20:12,515
I'm actually
a different person.

1596
01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:14,559
A very different person.

1597
01:20:15,394 --> 01:20:19,606
I want to be clean with you.
You're the love of my life.

1598
01:20:20,024 --> 01:20:21,441
Aldous, I've been
doing kabbalah.

1599
01:20:23,402 --> 01:20:27,238
It's an ancient religion. It's brought
to light all the mistakes that I've made.

1600
01:20:27,740 --> 01:20:29,324
For all those mistakes,
I am sorry.

1601
01:20:29,408 --> 01:20:30,950
Don't be sorry.

1602
01:20:32,161 --> 01:20:33,661
Let's get married.
I love you.

1603
01:20:33,871 --> 01:20:35,163
Yeah, and I was
going to get married,

1604
01:20:35,247 --> 01:20:37,040
but then you went to rehab
for methamphetamine,

1605
01:20:37,124 --> 01:20:39,626
I was taking a lot of E,
and we had to reschedule.

1606
01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:41,461
Come off, 'cause that's not important.

1607
01:20:41,545 --> 01:20:44,589
Aldous! This has been the
best four months of my life.

1608
01:20:44,923 --> 01:20:46,841
I've realized you aren't
capable of happiness.

1609
01:20:46,925 --> 01:20:48,801
It's why your
music's so shit.

1610
01:20:49,511 --> 01:20:52,805
It's been years since I've seen
you laugh or cry in a real way.

1611
01:20:52,890 --> 01:20:55,308
You just numb
yourself with drugs.

1612
01:20:55,768 --> 01:20:57,477
I was clean for
seven years...

1613
01:20:57,561 --> 01:20:59,896
And you did yoga for
five fucking hours a day!

1614
01:20:59,980 --> 01:21:01,856
That's mental. There's
nothing in this world

1615
01:21:01,940 --> 01:21:03,816
that you can't
turn into heroin.

1616
01:21:04,735 --> 01:21:07,528
The other day Lars
cried for three hours.

1617
01:21:07,780 --> 01:21:09,030
Bit indulgent.

1618
01:21:09,114 --> 01:21:11,866
It was beautiful!
And cleansing!

1619
01:21:11,950 --> 01:21:14,535
And more intimate than anything
you and I have ever shared.

1620
01:21:14,828 --> 01:21:18,706
We share a son. That is a bit more
intimate than a crying drummer.

1621
01:21:22,461 --> 01:21:25,171
Naples is not your son.
Yes, he is.

1622
01:21:25,631 --> 01:21:28,007
Yes, he... Jackie, why...

1623
01:21:28,092 --> 01:21:29,258
Don't say things like
that in an argument,

1624
01:21:29,343 --> 01:21:31,219
'cause, like, you can't come
back from that. That's horrible.

1625
01:21:32,554 --> 01:21:35,848
He's not. Do you remember
that photographer, Fernando?

1626
01:21:37,101 --> 01:21:38,726
Do you remember when
Fernando and I went

1627
01:21:38,811 --> 01:21:41,062
and spent that month
together in Naples?

1628
01:21:42,439 --> 01:21:45,733
I'm so sorry, Aldous.
I was 19 at the time,

1629
01:21:45,818 --> 01:21:47,902
and I was so
in love with you,

1630
01:21:47,986 --> 01:21:49,737
and I thought you would
break it off with me,

1631
01:21:49,822 --> 01:21:52,865
and then you turned out
to be such a good father.

1632
01:21:53,742 --> 01:21:56,744
And then he just kept
looking more and more Italian.

1633
01:21:56,829 --> 01:21:59,789
I'm so sorry.

1634
01:22:02,876 --> 01:22:05,837
I'm so glad we finally got to
have this conversation, darling.

1635
01:22:07,005 --> 01:22:08,256
Namaste.

1636
01:22:09,508 --> 01:22:12,552
This is not an appropriate
time to say namaste.

1637
01:22:22,479 --> 01:22:23,479
Yeah.

1638
01:22:24,106 --> 01:22:25,523
Naples?
Yeah?

1639
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:30,486
One day you'll have to
find a wife or a partner.

1640
01:22:30,988 --> 01:22:32,029
Yeah, I know that.

1641
01:22:33,198 --> 01:22:36,409
Don't choose a woman
like your mother.

1642
01:22:37,911 --> 01:22:39,162
What do you mean?

1643
01:22:39,705 --> 01:22:43,958
I mean, your mother is
a wonderful mother,

1644
01:22:45,043 --> 01:22:48,504
but she is
a terrible human being.

1645
01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:50,882
Are you sure of that?

1646
01:22:51,383 --> 01:22:55,178
Well, yeah, because if she
wasn't terrible, Naples,

1647
01:22:55,262 --> 01:22:57,305
why would she have
torn my heart up?

1648
01:22:58,807 --> 01:23:01,225
Why are you so moody today?
I'm not moody. I'm just...

1649
01:23:02,811 --> 01:23:04,103
I'm all right.

1650
01:23:05,063 --> 01:23:06,063
Do you love me?

1651
01:23:06,398 --> 01:23:07,398
I do love you, Dad.

1652
01:23:09,067 --> 01:23:10,234
I do love you, Aldous.

1653
01:23:12,070 --> 01:23:13,571
Why do I have to
call you Aldous?

1654
01:23:13,739 --> 01:23:15,615
You are my dad.
Aldous.

1655
01:23:15,699 --> 01:23:16,908
Dad.
Aldous.

1656
01:23:17,034 --> 01:23:18,993
Dad. All right. I'll see you later.

1657
01:23:26,835 --> 01:23:27,919
See you tomorrow, Dad.

1658
01:23:28,045 --> 01:23:29,086
Good boy.

1659
01:23:30,547 --> 01:23:31,923
You gonna be okay, Aldous?

1660
01:23:32,049 --> 01:23:33,382
Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine.

1661
01:23:33,467 --> 01:23:36,302
I'll forget that the last
seven years has happened.

1662
01:23:36,762 --> 01:23:37,762
Aldous!

1663
01:23:38,847 --> 01:23:40,264
Hello. Enter Sandman.

1664
01:23:40,557 --> 01:23:42,433
Babe? We should
really get back to Naples.

1665
01:23:42,518 --> 01:23:43,768
He's waiting
back there for us.

1666
01:23:43,852 --> 01:23:46,395
So why don't you go and sue
Napster, you little Danish twat?

1667
01:23:50,192 --> 01:23:52,777
Aaron! This is Sergio!
Where the fuck are you guys?

1668
01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:55,029
And why the fuck aren't you
answering your phone?

1669
01:23:55,113 --> 01:23:58,449
I'm answering my phone, and I just
got hit by a motherfucking car!

1670
01:23:58,534 --> 01:24:00,034
Answer your...

1671
01:24:08,001 --> 01:24:11,504
Hi. Before you say anything
just let me talk, okay?

1672
01:24:14,967 --> 01:24:16,050
You were right.

1673
01:24:16,134 --> 01:24:19,762
We broke off our relationship
without really thinking about it.

1674
01:24:20,764 --> 01:24:22,473
And I've learned
over the past few days

1675
01:24:23,141 --> 01:24:28,688
that life is mainly filled with
superficial surface encounters.

1676
01:24:29,147 --> 01:24:32,233
And I realize now how
wonderful it is, what we have.

1677
01:24:33,443 --> 01:24:37,530
I'm begging you to
take me back. I'm sorry.

1678
01:24:43,620 --> 01:24:45,538
Did you hook up with anyone
while you were gone?

1679
01:24:49,793 --> 01:24:51,836
You mean
surface encounters?

1680
01:24:54,548 --> 01:24:55,798
What is he
doing here?

1681
01:24:55,924 --> 01:24:57,174
What the fuck
is he doing here?

1682
01:24:57,801 --> 01:24:59,677
I'll get rid of him, all
right? Did you invite him?

1683
01:25:01,972 --> 01:25:03,222
Hey, man.
What are you doing here?

1684
01:25:04,433 --> 01:25:07,018
Just went and saw Jackie.

1685
01:25:07,102 --> 01:25:08,811
She's marrying
Lars Ulrich now,

1686
01:25:08,937 --> 01:25:10,646
and Naples ain't
really my son.

1687
01:25:10,898 --> 01:25:13,733
I remember thinking,
"What bad advice. "

1688
01:25:14,526 --> 01:25:15,526
Thank you, Aaron.

1689
01:25:16,361 --> 01:25:18,905
So, this is
what you live in.

1690
01:25:21,199 --> 01:25:23,451
You're Daphne then?
Dr. Daphne?

1691
01:25:23,535 --> 01:25:26,537
You know, when you hear about
someone and then you meet them?

1692
01:25:27,122 --> 01:25:28,289
That's happening now.

1693
01:25:28,874 --> 01:25:32,418
I've walked in the middle
of a romantic reconciliation?

1694
01:25:33,086 --> 01:25:34,128
No.

1695
01:25:34,838 --> 01:25:36,255
No, no, no.
Definitely not.

1696
01:25:41,553 --> 01:25:42,887
Why is it so tense?

1697
01:25:44,097 --> 01:25:48,851
Is it because he had sex with other
people when he was working with me?

1698
01:25:48,936 --> 01:25:50,394
I think that's
something we should...

1699
01:25:50,479 --> 01:25:52,229
We're gonna
discuss privately.

1700
01:25:52,773 --> 01:25:54,106
No, I think I'd like
to discuss it now.

1701
01:25:55,025 --> 01:25:58,986
Yes. I would like to talk about
it. I am upset. I am pissed.

1702
01:26:00,113 --> 01:26:01,697
Why are you
so cross, Daphne?

1703
01:26:02,449 --> 01:26:04,617
Because he broke my trust.

1704
01:26:05,243 --> 01:26:06,869
We were barely
broken up for a day

1705
01:26:06,995 --> 01:26:08,621
and he went and
cheated on me.

1706
01:26:09,748 --> 01:26:11,624
I didn't enjoy it, okay?

1707
01:26:12,751 --> 01:26:16,253
What I think, Daph,
is that human beings

1708
01:26:16,338 --> 01:26:19,423
by their nature
are polygamous.

1709
01:26:19,758 --> 01:26:23,386
It's against nature to be with
one person. It never works.

1710
01:26:24,096 --> 01:26:25,429
Yeah. Or you think it's working,

1711
01:26:25,514 --> 01:26:26,806
and then it turns out
he's cheating on you

1712
01:26:26,890 --> 01:26:28,432
with a bunch of
hos and skanks.

1713
01:26:35,524 --> 01:26:41,445
I personally think that monogamy can
work given the right circumstance.

1714
01:26:41,530 --> 01:26:45,533
Aaron, why have you chosen to put
yourself in this ideological prison?

1715
01:26:45,951 --> 01:26:48,577
You don't need these
unnecessary restrictions.

1716
01:26:49,162 --> 01:26:51,789
Unless you get rid of them,
you just can't progress.

1717
01:26:52,124 --> 01:26:54,041
What kind of
sexual restrictions?

1718
01:26:54,126 --> 01:26:55,668
'Cause in nature,
there's everything

1719
01:26:55,752 --> 01:26:57,962
from polygamy to,
like, a threesome.

1720
01:26:58,046 --> 01:26:59,422
What...
Threesome.

1721
01:26:59,506 --> 01:27:01,674
Well, I mean, a threesome is
something that's possible right now.

1722
01:27:01,758 --> 01:27:03,884
You know, the three of
us could have a threesome.

1723
01:27:04,386 --> 01:27:06,887
Hypothetically.
We've got the utensils.

1724
01:27:08,515 --> 01:27:09,807
There's three of us.

1725
01:27:15,063 --> 01:27:17,440
Okay, that's funny.

1726
01:27:19,943 --> 01:27:21,986
Yeah, we're gonna
do a threesome.

1727
01:27:22,988 --> 01:27:24,822
Let's just get naked
and start fucking right here.

1728
01:27:30,037 --> 01:27:32,038
We should do it. We
should have a threesome.

1729
01:27:33,331 --> 01:27:34,331
Wait, what?

1730
01:27:37,669 --> 01:27:39,587
I don't... What?

1731
01:27:39,671 --> 01:27:42,298
Come on.
Let's have a threesome.

1732
01:27:43,091 --> 01:27:46,010
No, thanks. I don't...
I'm all right, thank you.

1733
01:27:46,511 --> 01:27:47,803
So you get to mess
around on the road,

1734
01:27:47,888 --> 01:27:49,555
and because I'm a woman,
I don't get to have any fun?

1735
01:27:50,682 --> 01:27:52,266
You had your turn.
It's my turn now.

1736
01:27:52,392 --> 01:27:54,018
I would like to have
a threesome, please.

1737
01:27:54,394 --> 01:27:55,644
Don't think of it
as a threesome.

1738
01:27:55,729 --> 01:27:57,938
Think of it as having
sex with your girlfriend

1739
01:27:58,023 --> 01:28:00,691
while someone else also has
sex with your girlfriend.

1740
01:28:01,109 --> 01:28:02,860
I think it'd be fun.
We should do a threesome.

1741
01:28:03,320 --> 01:28:04,987
What are you doing?

1742
01:28:05,113 --> 01:28:06,781
We are pre-negotiating
a threesome.

1743
01:28:07,949 --> 01:28:10,659
Pre-negotiated.
And agreed upon.

1744
01:28:10,744 --> 01:28:11,744
I'm fucking psyched!

1745
01:28:15,665 --> 01:28:21,879
So, Aaron, Daphne,
shall we play doctor?

1746
01:28:25,550 --> 01:28:28,052
I'm not sucking his dick,
that's like 100%.

1747
01:28:32,432 --> 01:28:35,726
Just relax. Just relax
and listen to Mariah.

1748
01:28:38,396 --> 01:28:39,396
That's good.

1749
01:28:44,111 --> 01:28:45,152
Aaron, look at her.

1750
01:28:46,571 --> 01:28:48,322
Aaron, look at Daphne.

1751
01:28:48,406 --> 01:28:49,949
Put those strawberries down.
They're not for you.

1752
01:28:50,784 --> 01:28:53,994
Come on, mate, don't be tight.
We share everything now.

1753
01:29:03,463 --> 01:29:05,631
Okay, I'm gonna kiss
Aldous now, okay?

1754
01:29:05,715 --> 01:29:06,799
Yeah. Yeah.
Is that okay?

1755
01:29:06,883 --> 01:29:08,843
Yeah, it's totally cool.
Okay. Great.

1756
01:29:23,817 --> 01:29:25,276
Oh, my God!

1757
01:29:28,864 --> 01:29:30,573
Oh, fuck!

1758
01:29:32,450 --> 01:29:34,285
Oh, my God!

1759
01:29:38,248 --> 01:29:39,623
Daphne?
Yeah?

1760
01:29:39,958 --> 01:29:41,333
Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.

1761
01:29:41,418 --> 01:29:43,627
You sure you want to do this? Fuck!

1762
01:29:45,755 --> 01:29:47,381
What are you doing?
What are you doing?

1763
01:29:47,465 --> 01:29:50,176
Aaron, no.
What?

1764
01:29:50,385 --> 01:29:51,719
What are you doing? I'm
just having a threesome!

1765
01:29:51,803 --> 01:29:53,053
I'm just having fun!
Come on!

1766
01:29:53,138 --> 01:29:55,723
Enough with these rules and
restrictions, right? Come on!

1767
01:29:56,600 --> 01:29:58,767
Unleash that! This is
the emperor! Release him!

1768
01:29:59,060 --> 01:30:00,311
Aaron, don't do that!

1769
01:30:02,189 --> 01:30:03,230
You need to
look at yourselves.

1770
01:30:03,315 --> 01:30:04,857
Honestly, this isn't
how people live.

1771
01:30:08,987 --> 01:30:10,362
What the fuck
are we doing?

1772
01:30:10,488 --> 01:30:11,864
I don't know.

1773
01:30:11,948 --> 01:30:13,824
What are we doing?
I don't want to do this.

1774
01:30:14,659 --> 01:30:16,493
I don't want this, either.
Like, at all.

1775
01:30:17,287 --> 01:30:18,370
I am so sorry, Aaron.

1776
01:30:19,039 --> 01:30:20,039
How did this happen?

1777
01:30:21,208 --> 01:30:23,709
You kind of insisted,
but whatever.

1778
01:30:24,419 --> 01:30:27,129
Wow. That was insane.
What was I thinking?

1779
01:30:27,214 --> 01:30:31,175
I think I've misjudged the dynamic.
You've been wonderful hosts.

1780
01:30:31,509 --> 01:30:32,509
Particularly you.

1781
01:30:34,888 --> 01:30:37,348
Oh, God, I'm on call.
Jesus Christ.

1782
01:30:39,559 --> 01:30:44,104
Nothing you say makes any sense!
Okay? I understand that now.

1783
01:30:44,189 --> 01:30:45,814
You're just
a fucking junkie.

1784
01:30:45,899 --> 01:30:48,108
And you're smart, so you
make your insanity sound good,

1785
01:30:48,193 --> 01:30:49,318
but it's bullshit.

1786
01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:53,364
This is it, Aaron.
This is rock and roll.

1787
01:30:54,574 --> 01:30:55,741
Did you enjoy the party?

1788
01:30:56,284 --> 01:30:58,786
You're sick in
the fucking head!

1789
01:30:58,870 --> 01:31:01,872
You messed your own life up and
now you have to mess up mine, too?

1790
01:31:03,416 --> 01:31:04,708
We're done here?

1791
01:31:04,876 --> 01:31:06,210
Get out of my apartment.

1792
01:31:09,172 --> 01:31:11,257
Thanks for the hospitality.

1793
01:31:16,554 --> 01:31:17,554
Bye.

1794
01:31:21,851 --> 01:31:23,060
Where are my boxers?

1795
01:31:31,903 --> 01:31:34,196
So I might not
do the Greek.

1796
01:31:34,406 --> 01:31:36,323
You know, the show at
the Greek. The concert.

1797
01:31:36,408 --> 01:31:37,783
I might not do it.

1798
01:31:37,867 --> 01:31:39,201
Oh, dear.

1799
01:31:40,495 --> 01:31:41,495
That's a shame.

1800
01:31:41,830 --> 01:31:43,622
Can you say something
reassuring to me?

1801
01:31:43,707 --> 01:31:47,084
Say that reassuring thing
that mums say to their son?

1802
01:31:47,502 --> 01:31:49,169
You... No, you...

1803
01:31:49,462 --> 01:31:54,758
You stay chipper.
And don't get down.

1804
01:31:56,261 --> 01:32:00,931
And when you get back, I'll
make you some shortbread or...

1805
01:32:02,475 --> 01:32:05,519
All right, well, I think
everything's gonna be all right.

1806
01:32:05,603 --> 01:32:09,231
Anyway, I just wanted you
to know that I love you, Mum.

1807
01:32:09,316 --> 01:32:13,193
Stay chipper. All
right, darling? Bye-bye.

1808
01:32:21,161 --> 01:32:22,202
Coming up later...

1809
01:32:22,287 --> 01:32:25,748
The 10-year anniversary of Aldous
Snow's seminal concert at the Greek.

1810
01:32:27,167 --> 01:32:32,671
Live in Los Angeles. But now,
Bill Maher, Red, White and Spew.

1811
01:32:34,132 --> 01:32:36,967
"Where the fuck are you? I am
gonna kill you. Smiley face. "

1812
01:32:37,969 --> 01:32:38,969
Fuck him.

1813
01:32:40,305 --> 01:32:41,680
Broadcasting
live from the Greek,

1814
01:32:41,765 --> 01:32:43,057
your Uncle Joe.
The crowd is amped!

1815
01:32:43,141 --> 01:32:46,018
Aldous Snow, the most
self-destructive man in rock and roll,

1816
01:32:46,102 --> 01:32:47,561
not yet in the building.

1817
01:32:47,645 --> 01:32:50,064
Well, there'll be
a lot of Infant Sorrow...

1818
01:32:50,148 --> 01:32:51,565
Aaron? It's me.

1819
01:32:51,649 --> 01:32:53,692
I really need to
apologize and to tell you

1820
01:32:53,777 --> 01:32:57,363
that I'm gonna jump off the
roof of the Standard Hotel now.

1821
01:32:57,447 --> 01:32:58,447
Fuck him.

1822
01:32:59,699 --> 01:33:01,158
If you're not busy...

1823
01:33:05,497 --> 01:33:07,373
Shit, shit, shit, shit.

1824
01:33:18,176 --> 01:33:20,302
Hello, Los Angeles!

1825
01:33:21,846 --> 01:33:23,889
Should I jump
into the pool?

1826
01:33:25,350 --> 01:33:27,309
Or how about
into the street?

1827
01:33:43,576 --> 01:33:48,288
Hey, Aldous, it's Aaron! Get down! I'm
here! I'm here, get down from there!

1828
01:33:49,874 --> 01:33:53,544
Hey, Aldous, I'm here! Hey!
Hey, Aldous, don't jump!

1829
01:33:54,421 --> 01:33:55,462
Hi, Aaron!

1830
01:33:55,547 --> 01:33:58,340
Just come down and
we'll talk about it!

1831
01:33:58,425 --> 01:34:00,008
You made it!
No, stop!

1832
01:34:00,135 --> 01:34:02,469
He's gonna jump! Don't do it! No, stop!

1833
01:34:06,516 --> 01:34:09,059
No, no, no! No, no, no!

1834
01:34:13,481 --> 01:34:14,690
Aldous! Aldous!

1835
01:34:14,816 --> 01:34:16,024
My arm.

1836
01:34:16,651 --> 01:34:17,651
Aaron.

1837
01:34:19,320 --> 01:34:20,988
Are you okay, man?
You...

1838
01:34:21,072 --> 01:34:24,616
Aaron, it was
wrong of me to have sex

1839
01:34:24,701 --> 01:34:26,201
with you and
your girlfriend, Daphne.

1840
01:34:26,286 --> 01:34:28,078
That wasn't fair.
No, no, that's okay.

1841
01:34:28,163 --> 01:34:29,788
We don't have to talk
about it. I done it for me.

1842
01:34:29,873 --> 01:34:31,123
I done it for my
selfish reasons.

1843
01:34:31,207 --> 01:34:33,250
I know, but fine.
Whatever. Just...

1844
01:34:33,418 --> 01:34:35,461
I don't wanna...
Are you okay?

1845
01:34:38,256 --> 01:34:42,092
I'm lonely, mate.
I'm really lonely.

1846
01:34:44,012 --> 01:34:48,223
And I'm sad. And I ain't
got no one, except my mum.

1847
01:34:48,516 --> 01:34:50,267
And she's an idiot.

1848
01:34:51,269 --> 01:34:52,519
And now I'm crying
in front of you,

1849
01:34:52,604 --> 01:34:53,937
and you thought
I was cool, didn't you,

1850
01:34:54,022 --> 01:34:56,857
for a while, and now I'm
crying. I'm embarrassed.

1851
01:34:58,151 --> 01:34:59,151
Embarrassed.

1852
01:35:04,199 --> 01:35:05,991
You try so hard, man.

1853
01:35:08,077 --> 01:35:09,536
But you're fine.

1854
01:35:14,042 --> 01:35:15,584
You're Aldous Snow, man.

1855
01:35:18,463 --> 01:35:22,257
You make people happy
by doing what you love to do.

1856
01:35:23,301 --> 01:35:25,427
And that's fucking awesome.

1857
01:35:26,137 --> 01:35:27,971
There's thousands of
people in a room right now

1858
01:35:28,056 --> 01:35:30,682
just standing,
waiting to see your face.

1859
01:35:32,810 --> 01:35:36,438
And they like you. I
liked you before I met you.

1860
01:35:39,067 --> 01:35:40,484
Don't you like me no more?

1861
01:35:40,985 --> 01:35:43,820
Aldous, I came here.

1862
01:35:46,366 --> 01:35:47,366
I'm here.

1863
01:35:48,326 --> 01:35:52,162
Right. I want to do the gig.
I'm gonna... I'll do the gig.

1864
01:35:52,455 --> 01:35:53,497
I'm gonna do it.
No, I didn't mean that.

1865
01:35:53,581 --> 01:35:54,581
I don't think that we...
Let's go.

1866
01:35:54,666 --> 01:35:56,291
We shouldn't go.
No, we should do it.

1867
01:35:56,376 --> 01:35:57,584
I don't want to let
people down who love me.

1868
01:35:57,669 --> 01:35:59,253
Not tonight. Let's go. Let's do it.

1869
01:35:59,671 --> 01:36:01,838
I'm pretty sure if you don't go
to a hospital, you're going to die.

1870
01:36:01,923 --> 01:36:05,842
I want to go to the Greek Theatre
and I want to save your job,

1871
01:36:05,927 --> 01:36:07,719
and I want to
perform for my fans

1872
01:36:07,804 --> 01:36:09,263
and do something
that ain't selfish,

1873
01:36:09,347 --> 01:36:15,394
'cause this is not working
for me as a lifestyle choice.

1874
01:36:17,689 --> 01:36:18,689
You sure you're okay?

1875
01:36:18,773 --> 01:36:21,400
'Cause it looks like Jaws
just bit your ass off.

1876
01:36:22,568 --> 01:36:26,196
Yeah. Little bit of blood
makes a really big cloud.

1877
01:36:29,200 --> 01:36:31,410
This is a bad idea. We
should not be doing this.

1878
01:36:31,869 --> 01:36:34,371
Yes, we should.
This is a good idea.

1879
01:36:34,789 --> 01:36:36,498
Although, my arm is
hurting a little bit.

1880
01:36:37,959 --> 01:36:40,085
I sustained an injury.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

1881
01:36:40,211 --> 01:36:41,878
That's bone. I'm taking
you to the hospital, Aldous.

1882
01:36:41,963 --> 01:36:43,213
I'm taking you to the
hospital, all right, man?

1883
01:36:43,298 --> 01:36:46,133
Not tonight. This is
rock and roll. Touch it.

1884
01:36:46,217 --> 01:36:47,634
That is so fucking...

1885
01:36:47,719 --> 01:36:49,553
Don't overreact.

1886
01:36:51,556 --> 01:36:52,681
I fucking threw up.

1887
01:36:52,765 --> 01:36:53,849
I told you
don't freak out.

1888
01:36:53,933 --> 01:36:56,435
Get that fucking arm out of
my face! I fucking threw up!

1889
01:37:08,781 --> 01:37:11,658
Yes, yes, yes! I knew you
would make it. I love you!

1890
01:37:11,743 --> 01:37:12,826
Sergio.
Shit!

1891
01:37:12,910 --> 01:37:14,661
No! We should take him
to the hospital.

1892
01:37:14,746 --> 01:37:16,371
No. Come on, let's
get him into wardrobe.

1893
01:37:16,456 --> 01:37:18,498
Don't worry about it. Let's get
him out to the audience there.

1894
01:37:18,583 --> 01:37:19,833
The audience is
getting restless,

1895
01:37:19,917 --> 01:37:21,043
but you're here.
You are here.

1896
01:37:21,419 --> 01:37:22,878
Hey, look, we should talk.

1897
01:37:23,921 --> 01:37:27,549
What's up? He's like,
really, really hurt.

1898
01:37:28,134 --> 01:37:30,260
What are you talking about? He's here.

1899
01:37:30,345 --> 01:37:31,887
He's all right.
It's just a little scratch.

1900
01:37:32,096 --> 01:37:33,388
There's a teeny-weeny
bone sticking out!

1901
01:37:33,514 --> 01:37:34,848
He can't go on.

1902
01:37:34,932 --> 01:37:38,310
What the fuck? Hold on.
We have something for that.

1903
01:37:38,853 --> 01:37:42,272
Give him two of these. He'll
be singing like Aretha Franklin.

1904
01:37:43,232 --> 01:37:45,025
I can't do this anymore.

1905
01:37:45,109 --> 01:37:47,486
What the fuck you talking
about, you can't do it anymore?

1906
01:37:47,570 --> 01:37:49,571
You, you got him here!
You've done it!

1907
01:37:49,655 --> 01:37:51,615
He doesn't need to be pushed
on the stage right now. I...

1908
01:37:51,699 --> 01:37:54,493
Sometimes we gotta sacrifice
one lamb, baby.

1909
01:37:54,577 --> 01:37:56,370
It's gonna be all right.
He's not gonna die!

1910
01:37:56,454 --> 01:37:58,372
You keep feeding
him drugs and lies.

1911
01:37:58,539 --> 01:38:00,457
He's a sad guy.
He needs help.

1912
01:38:00,541 --> 01:38:02,459
He's gonna live
a long time. Trust me.

1913
01:38:02,585 --> 01:38:04,544
British motherfuckers
don't die.

1914
01:38:04,712 --> 01:38:05,837
You ever heard
of a fucking...

1915
01:38:05,963 --> 01:38:07,130
A British rock
and roll star dying?

1916
01:38:07,215 --> 01:38:10,467
No, none of them die. Mick
Jagger. Keith Richards.

1917
01:38:10,551 --> 01:38:14,137
Those Led Zeppelin... Them
motherfuckers old as fuck!

1918
01:38:14,222 --> 01:38:16,765
Fucking Ozzy Osbourne's
gonna outlive Miley Cyrus!

1919
01:38:16,849 --> 01:38:17,808
I quit.

1920
01:38:17,892 --> 01:38:20,227
Hey, come on! Why do you even
have me feeling like this?

1921
01:38:20,311 --> 01:38:21,728
This is supposed
to be fun!

1922
01:38:21,896 --> 01:38:23,313
I fucking quit.

1923
01:38:23,981 --> 01:38:25,357
Aaron, get back here!

1924
01:38:31,989 --> 01:38:34,741
Aldous! You don't
have to go out there.

1925
01:38:34,826 --> 01:38:36,493
You don't have to
do this anymore!

1926
01:38:36,911 --> 01:38:39,871
I don't know what all the fuss
was about. I love doing this!

1927
01:38:41,541 --> 01:38:42,582
You don't have to do this.

1928
01:38:42,750 --> 01:38:43,792
I do, Aaron.

1929
01:38:43,960 --> 01:38:45,585
They're all here to see me.

1930
01:38:46,921 --> 01:38:48,255
I feel nervous.

1931
01:38:50,466 --> 01:38:52,259
It's good to
feel something.

1932
01:38:53,219 --> 01:38:57,180
I love this! It's all I've got. And you.

1933
01:38:59,100 --> 01:39:02,436
I owe you one, mate.
See you on the other side.

1934
01:39:33,843 --> 01:39:36,219
Like water through a drain

1935
01:39:36,304 --> 01:39:39,306
- I'm spinning down, down, down
- Down, down, down

1936
01:39:40,099 --> 01:39:42,184
Like the needle in my vein

1937
01:39:42,310 --> 01:39:45,395
You're bringing me down,
down, down Down, down, down

1938
01:39:46,147 --> 01:39:48,356
Like a dog who's gone insane

1939
01:39:48,483 --> 01:39:51,693
You're putting me down,
down, down Down, down, down

1940
01:39:52,445 --> 01:39:55,071
And those of you
who doubted me

1941
01:39:55,156 --> 01:39:57,491
You're going down, down, down
Down, down, down

1942
01:39:58,451 --> 01:40:01,536
And the record man
who never called

1943
01:40:01,621 --> 01:40:05,415
Can you hear what's going on?

1944
01:40:05,625 --> 01:40:29,689
I'm coming up

1945
01:40:31,526 --> 01:40:36,029
And this world ain't gonna
Catch me going down

1946
01:40:59,595 --> 01:41:02,806
Another night
you're on my mind

1947
01:41:02,890 --> 01:41:07,185
I'm hypnotized but I
cannot find the signs

1948
01:41:08,521 --> 01:41:12,649
The signs for the Tube to come
home I need the Tube to get home

1949
01:41:12,733 --> 01:41:15,819
Another night I'm here alone

1950
01:41:15,903 --> 01:41:20,407
My eyes so tired from
staring at this phone

1951
01:41:21,993 --> 01:41:25,829
Why won't you call and come
home? Please, call and come home

1952
01:41:25,913 --> 01:41:30,083
And I know that you won't
come Just for the cash

1953
01:41:31,294 --> 01:41:36,715
But will you come for my
bangers My beans and mash?

1954
01:41:42,346 --> 01:41:45,348
Another night in Soho Grand

1955
01:41:45,433 --> 01:41:50,103
My wrists so tired
From working with my hands

1956
01:41:51,606 --> 01:41:55,483
Why has the world gone so
still? The world is so still

1957
01:41:55,568 --> 01:42:00,155
I feel that my next meal
might be my last

1958
01:42:01,073 --> 01:42:06,286
Will you come for my bangers
My beans and mash?

1959
01:42:08,080 --> 01:42:12,459
Come for my bangers
My beans and mash

1960
01:42:17,423 --> 01:42:18,506
Aaron? Listen...

1961
01:42:18,591 --> 01:42:19,758
Don't say anything.

1962
01:42:24,263 --> 01:42:28,183
The signs for the Tube to come
home I need the Tube to get home

1963
01:42:28,309 --> 01:42:31,311
Another night I'm here alone

1964
01:42:31,395 --> 01:42:35,774
These eyes so tired
From staring at your phone

1965
01:42:37,568 --> 01:42:41,363
Why won't you call and come
home? Please, call and come home

1966
01:42:41,989 --> 01:42:46,034
I know that you won't come
Just for the cash

1967
01:42:47,078 --> 01:42:53,458
Will you come for my bangers
My beans and mash?

1968
01:42:53,668 --> 01:43:00,590
Oh, come for my bangers
My beans and mash

1969
01:43:18,901 --> 01:43:22,529
Oh, my God. We slept
for, like, 14 hours.

1970
01:43:24,323 --> 01:43:27,575
Wow. I feel
so much better now.

1971
01:43:27,827 --> 01:43:29,202
Me, too.

1972
01:43:30,705 --> 01:43:31,955
Do you want to
get some brunch?

1973
01:43:41,549 --> 01:43:43,299
We should probably burn
these sheets, huh?

1974
01:43:43,384 --> 01:43:46,177
Yeah. I can get some bleach
from the hospital.

1975
01:43:46,262 --> 01:43:49,013
Maybe just torch the whole
apartment. You got it?

1976
01:43:49,098 --> 01:43:50,223
Yeah.

1977
01:43:52,852 --> 01:43:53,893
All right.

1978
01:43:55,771 --> 01:43:58,523
Thank you. Thank you. You sound
sarcastic now. Cheers, cheers.

1979
01:43:58,816 --> 01:44:01,025
Welcome back to Storytellers.

1980
01:44:01,402 --> 01:44:04,904
Yeah, I've been sober
now for six months.

1981
01:44:05,072 --> 01:44:06,281
So that's positive.
Thank you.

1982
01:44:08,159 --> 01:44:09,242
Thanks.

1983
01:44:11,328 --> 01:44:14,164
It's lovely to be applauded
for being in recovery

1984
01:44:14,248 --> 01:44:16,207
by people who I can see
are on drugs.

1985
01:44:16,292 --> 01:44:19,252
I can see some of you are
literally on drugs now, aren't you?

1986
01:44:19,712 --> 01:44:25,341
Here with us in the audience is
my dear friend and collaborator,

1987
01:44:25,426 --> 01:44:27,218
Aaron Green.
Stand up, Aaron!

1988
01:44:28,262 --> 01:44:29,262
Yes.

1989
01:44:31,265 --> 01:44:32,557
We have
a working relationship.

1990
01:44:32,641 --> 01:44:34,434
He's my producer.
He's got a label.

1991
01:44:35,060 --> 01:44:37,020
How are you?
What are you wearing?

1992
01:44:37,104 --> 01:44:38,646
Is this 'cause
you live in Seattle?

1993
01:44:38,731 --> 01:44:40,774
You think, "Oh, I'm grunge.
" Is that what it is?

1994
01:44:41,150 --> 01:44:42,650
You look like a lesbian.

1995
01:44:42,735 --> 01:44:44,194
Sing the song.

1996
01:44:44,779 --> 01:44:46,196
Sit down, Aaron.
Thank you.

1997
01:44:46,280 --> 01:44:48,490
That is Aaron Green.
Round of applause.

1998
01:44:50,242 --> 01:44:53,661
All right.
But also here is my lad.

1999
01:44:54,246 --> 01:44:56,748
You all right, sunshine? Naples
is here. You all right, mate?

2000
01:44:56,916 --> 01:44:57,957
I'm fine, Daddy.

2001
01:44:58,042 --> 01:44:59,292
Yeah. See,
he still calls me daddy.

2002
01:44:59,376 --> 01:45:02,587
He was my son for a while, but
due to my complicated sex life,

2003
01:45:02,671 --> 01:45:05,965
it turns out it's best just to
think of him as a tiny associate.

2004
01:45:06,342 --> 01:45:10,220
Also, also he's quite mature.
He's more mature than me.

2005
01:45:10,638 --> 01:45:11,888
Do you love me?

2006
01:45:12,556 --> 01:45:14,432
Uh, yeah.
Don't think that long!

2007
01:45:14,517 --> 01:45:15,850
It doesn't mean anything!

2008
01:45:16,268 --> 01:45:17,936
See, that's the thing now,
don't pause.

2009
01:45:18,938 --> 01:45:20,980
So, all right.
And my mum's here as well.

2010
01:45:21,065 --> 01:45:22,690
You all right, Mum?
You all right, darling?

2011
01:45:23,025 --> 01:45:24,567
She doesn't know
where she is.

2012
01:45:24,652 --> 01:45:26,402
You don't know where you are,
do you, darling?

2013
01:45:27,238 --> 01:45:28,696
Well, hey, listen,
I wanna... Jeez,

2014
01:45:28,781 --> 01:45:30,198
I'm sidetracked.
So, let's get on with the...

2015
01:45:30,282 --> 01:45:32,659
Let's do this song. It's
important for a number of reasons,

2016
01:45:32,743 --> 01:45:35,954
but the most important thing
is that it was a hit.

2017
01:45:36,038 --> 01:45:37,705
Thank the fucking Lord.

2018
01:45:42,294 --> 01:45:44,420
Yeah

2019
01:45:45,005 --> 01:45:49,259
When the world
slips you a Jeffrey

2020
01:45:49,343 --> 01:45:55,265
Stroke the furry wall
Stroke the furry wall

2021
01:45:58,102 --> 01:46:00,395
Furry walls,
don't bring me down

2022
01:46:00,479 --> 01:46:03,064
Furry walls,
please stay around

2023
01:46:03,148 --> 01:46:08,152
Furry walls, furry walls

2024
01:46:08,445 --> 01:46:13,283
Furry walls, kiss me to sleep
Furry walls, please help me leap

2025
01:46:13,701 --> 01:46:18,580
Furry walls, furry walls

2026
01:46:19,623 --> 01:46:24,335
Furry walls can take you
On a magic carpet ride

2027
01:46:24,795 --> 01:46:29,632
Furry walls surround you
Till you got no place to hide

2028
01:46:29,925 --> 01:46:34,429
Let your furry fingers
be your guide

2029
01:46:34,513 --> 01:46:37,015
Furry walls,
turn out the light

2030
01:46:37,099 --> 01:46:39,559
Furry walls,
please stay the night

2031
01:46:39,643 --> 01:46:44,731
Furry walls, furry walls

2032
01:46:44,815 --> 01:46:49,944
Furry walls, let's have a taste
Furry walls, sit on my face

2033
01:46:50,029 --> 01:46:54,949
Furry walls, furry walls

2034
01:46:55,868 --> 01:47:00,914
Maybe I'm in heaven
With the furry skies above

2035
01:47:00,998 --> 01:47:06,085
All around are furry clouds
Look, here's a furry dove

2036
01:47:06,170 --> 01:47:10,798
Let me stroke
your furry walls of love

2037
01:47:15,971 --> 01:47:20,642
Furry walls, furry walls

2038
01:47:21,185 --> 01:47:26,230
Furry walls, I'm gonna cry
Furry walls, please lift me high

2039
01:47:26,315 --> 01:47:36,240
Furry walls, furry walls

2040
01:47:36,700 --> 01:47:39,744
Furry walls

2041
01:48:00,015 --> 01:48:02,308
Little bird

2042
01:48:02,393 --> 01:48:05,478
Drink the champagne
from my lips

2043
01:48:05,562 --> 01:48:08,481
Take a flying saucer trip

2044
01:48:08,565 --> 01:48:12,360
To the stars in my eyes

2045
01:48:12,444 --> 01:48:14,570
Little bird

2046
01:48:14,655 --> 01:48:18,116
Sitting on the tip
of my tongue

2047
01:48:18,200 --> 01:48:20,702
Though you look
a bit too young

2048
01:48:20,786 --> 01:48:24,622
Could be the stars in my eyes

2049
01:48:24,707 --> 01:48:31,004
Your words, like butterflies
Dance around my head

2050
01:48:31,088 --> 01:48:37,010
Your body, like forbidden wine
Spills out of my bed

2051
01:48:37,094 --> 01:48:42,807
Hope your daddy doesn't mind
Hope your mummy doesn't mind

2052
01:48:43,434 --> 01:48:49,564
Hope your granny doesn't mind
Hope your grandpa doesn't mind

2053
01:48:52,067 --> 01:48:54,444
Little bird

2054
01:48:54,528 --> 01:48:57,447
You have got to be 18

2055
01:48:57,531 --> 01:49:00,825
Or a few years past your teens

2056
01:49:00,909 --> 01:49:04,662
Or you are in my eyes

2057
01:49:04,747 --> 01:49:06,873
Little bird

2058
01:49:06,957 --> 01:49:10,126
If you were born 'fore '92

2059
01:49:10,210 --> 01:49:13,212
Then you know just what to do

2060
01:49:13,297 --> 01:49:16,883
Rip the stars from my eyes

2061
01:49:16,967 --> 01:49:23,306
Your words, like butterflies
Dance around my head

2062
01:49:23,390 --> 01:49:29,187
Your body, like a cherry pie
Spills out of my bed

2063
01:49:29,271 --> 01:49:35,443
Hope your daddy doesn't mind
Hope your mummy doesn't mind

2064
01:49:35,527 --> 01:49:41,741
Hope your nana doesn't mind
Hope your grandpa doesn't mind

2065
01:49:53,670 --> 01:49:55,963
Little bird

2066
01:49:56,048 --> 01:49:59,217
Brand new galaxies await you

2067
01:49:59,301 --> 01:50:02,220
Open up and let me take you

2068
01:50:02,304 --> 01:50:08,684
To the stars

2069
01:50:09,019 --> 01:50:15,358
Your words, like butterflies
Dance around my head

2070
01:50:15,442 --> 01:50:21,239
Your body, like forbidden wine
Spills out of my bed

2071
01:50:21,323 --> 01:50:27,411
Hope your daddy doesn't mind
Hope your mummy doesn't mind

2072
01:50:27,663 --> 01:50:33,793
Hope your granny doesn't mind
Hope your grandpa doesn't mind

2073
01:50:33,877 --> 01:50:46,889
Hope your daddy doesn't mind
Hope your mummy doesn't mind

2074
01:50:48,892 --> 01:51:07,994
Little bird

2075
01:51:10,414 --> 01:51:12,999
Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!

2076
01:51:13,083 --> 01:51:15,668
Put your dominant hand
up high

2077
01:51:15,752 --> 01:51:19,672
Reach your dominant hand
in the sky

2078
01:51:20,883 --> 01:51:23,509
Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!

2079
01:51:23,594 --> 01:51:26,262
Put your hand up for sex

2080
01:51:26,346 --> 01:51:30,433
For me and me helmet
and wherever it winds up next

2081
01:51:31,602 --> 01:51:34,312
Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!

2082
01:51:34,396 --> 01:51:36,856
Put your hand up
for our Queen

2083
01:51:36,940 --> 01:51:41,694
For shagging five birds
in the back of me limousine

2084
01:51:42,905 --> 01:51:48,117
I feel particularly
in tune with the cosmos

2085
01:51:48,202 --> 01:51:53,706
I feel in tune
with you tonight

2086
01:52:06,136 --> 01:52:08,679
Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!

2087
01:52:08,764 --> 01:52:11,224
Put your hand up for love

2088
01:52:11,308 --> 01:52:15,519
While snogging down south
While jiggling up above

2089
01:52:16,647 --> 01:52:19,357
Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!

2090
01:52:19,441 --> 01:52:21,984
Put your dominant hand
up high

2091
01:52:22,069 --> 01:52:25,613
Put your dominant hand

2092
01:52:33,288 --> 01:52:35,414
Tonight

2093
01:52:38,961 --> 01:52:40,878
Unity

2094
01:52:41,171 --> 01:52:43,381
Yeah, yeah

2095
01:52:44,299 --> 01:52:48,678
Oi, oi, unity!

2096
01:52:48,762 --> 01:52:50,137
And love

2097
01:52:51,181 --> 01:52:53,891
Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!

2098
01:52:53,976 --> 01:52:56,435
Put your hand up for tea

2099
01:52:56,520 --> 01:53:00,022
For separation of
Church and State and me!

2100
01:53:01,692 --> 01:53:04,402
Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!

2101
01:53:04,486 --> 01:53:07,029
Put your dominant hand
up high

2102
01:53:07,114 --> 01:53:10,283
Put your dominant leg

2103
01:53:10,367 --> 01:53:15,579
I feel particularly
in tune with the cosmos

2104
01:53:15,664 --> 01:53:21,919
I feel in tune
with you tonight

2105
01:53:25,549 --> 01:53:28,217
Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!

2106
01:53:28,302 --> 01:53:30,720
Put your dominant hand
up high

2107
01:53:30,887 --> 01:53:34,807
Put your dominant hand

2108
01:53:34,891 --> 01:53:41,063
To the sky

2109
01:53:44,192 --> 01:53:45,318
Go home.

2110
01:53:46,194 --> 01:53:48,863
Get the fuck out the theater.
The movie's over.