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It's time to celebrate...

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Now here's the star
of our show,

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Steve Harvey!

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Let's go.
How you folks doing?

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Thank you very much.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Thank you.

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Thank you very much.

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Thank you, folks.
I appreciate it.

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Hey, America.

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I'm coming to you
from the set

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that I have called home
for over 14 years now,

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right here at "Family Feud."

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Now, during this show,

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I've met a lot of people
from all walks of life --

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Young people, old people,
famous people, country people,

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city folks, nice, sweet grandmas

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and wild, dirty,
sex-talking grandmas.

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[ Laughter ]

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Yeah, I've heard some things
you actually can't unhear.

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[ Laughter ]

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So I thought it would be fun

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to take my favorite moments
from the past 14 years

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and boil them down
into one show.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Now, obviously, the thing
that makes this show unique

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is that entire families
play together.

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It's actually in
the show title, right?

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"Family Feud," get it?

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So why is it that so many people
shout out answers

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and seem to forget that
their family's right --

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right there.
[ Laughter ]

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Right there, watching.

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Well, when that happens,
it's a rough ride home,

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I promise you that.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Fill in the blank.

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If it were up to me,
I'd never blank again.

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Cheat.

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Cheat.

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[ Laughs ]

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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That's the --
That's the dumbest thing

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you could've said.

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Name something a wife
might admit she loves
more than her husband.

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Oh, my God. I really hope my
husband's not watching this one.

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What about her...toys?

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Applause ]

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Name a reason a man thinks
his wife looks as young

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as she did the day
he married her.

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Alcohol.

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Between us,
what do you reach for

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when you see your wife
leave the house?

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I'm hiding my money.

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[ Applause ]

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Didn't know that,
did you, Kim?

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I didn't, no.

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No, we hide money.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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What is the least sexiest
part of your wife?

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Her stomach.

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Mm, yeah.

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[ Audience groans ]

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Okay.

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You're gonna mess around
and let this game

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get your ass whooped.

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[ Laughter ]

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Russell: Yeah!

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Name someone who has
touched your bare bottom.

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I'm gonna say
the pool guy.

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[ Laughter ]

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What?!

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We got to have a talk
when we get home.

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We got to have a talk
when we get home.

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We asked 100 married men --
that's you, Terrance --

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I wish my wife --
mm, Lord have mercy --

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bottom looked
like whose?

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You know what, Steve? I love
my wife's bottom the way it is.

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Yeah, well, whatever.
Yeah, yeah, I got all that.

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I got all that.

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Some of those 100 men
probably wish

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that their wife's bottom
looked like their ex's.

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[ Audience "oohs" ]

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They ex-girlfriend.

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[ Sighs ]

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That...

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[ Applause ]

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[ Laughs ]

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That right there
is the dumbest answer.

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[ Laughter ]

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We asked 100 married men.

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Between us,

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name something
an ex-girlfriend

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was better at
than your wife.

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[Bleep] sex.

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[ Laughter ]

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You so damn stupid.
[ Laughter ]

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Name one word you'd use
to describe Steve Harvey

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you wouldn't use
to describe your man.

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Sexy.

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I'm sorry.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Name something you do

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if your wife says
she's pregnant with triplets?

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Justin.
Pack up.

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Pack up, yes.

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[ Laughter ]

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Out.

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What do you think you would do
the first day of being divorced?

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Threesome.

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Kevin,
talked to 100 women.

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Name something you can't wait
to get out of

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at the end of your day.

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Marriage.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Good answer,
good answer.

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[ Applause ]

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It's not that funny.

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[ Laughter ]

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Yep, your ass is in trouble.
Yeah.

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[ Applause ]

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Is there a lawyer
in the house?

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That was rough right there.

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You know, the best part
of that clip --

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There was like four women
and one guy in that group.

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Just one.

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Takes a very, very brave...

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[ Laughter ]

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...or very stupid man

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to be that ballsy when
he is that outnumbered, man.

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You know what?

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People need to remember
I'm the host,

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not your marriage counselor.

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Well, it's not just husbands
and wives

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who get all beat up
by rough answers.

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It's in-laws, it's children.

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Anybody can get thrown
under the bus

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in the hunt
for the right answer.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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In your nightmares, what is
your mother-in-law doing to you?

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Spanking me.
Spanking me.

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Whoa-ho-ho!
Danny boy, yeah.

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I see you, boy.

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Spankin'!

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Name something you'd like
to give away,

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but no one wants it.

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Shannon.

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My children.

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[ Laughter ]

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We asked 100 married men
in your nightmares,

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what's your mother-in-law
wearing?

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Um, Steve, what about
booby tassels?

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Whoo,
good answer, Anna!

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Good answer.

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[ Laughter ]

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It's up there.
It's up there.

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It's up there.

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A man should not tell
his mother-in-law

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she needs a what?

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Facelift.

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Face-- [ Laughs ]

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Facelift!

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A man might actually like
his mother-in-law

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if she had what?

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Rod.

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Big breasts.

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[ Laughter ]

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My mother-in-law
gonna kill me.

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Your mother-in-law
gonna kill you?

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Your wife.

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Don't worry about
your mother-in-law.

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If she had big breasts.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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If you went to hell,
who would you expect to see

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in the welcoming
committee?

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My children.

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[ Laughter ]

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I just want to remind you
that they're right there.

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Oh, and now y'all
high-fiving him.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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We'll be right back with more

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of my favorite "Family Feud"
moments ever.

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♪♪

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We asked 100 married women.

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Some days, I'd be willing
to trade my man

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for a really good what?

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Pool boy.

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A good what?

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Sor-- [ Laughs ]

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What did you just say?

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[ Laughs ]

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♪♪

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Welcome back, everybody.
I'm your man, Steve Harvey.

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Listen, we're digging into
some of my favorite moments

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from the show over 14 seasons.

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Now, we're not the only game
show that gets dumb answers.

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[ Laughter ]

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Every game show
gets dumb answers,

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but I may be the only host
who will be honest enough

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to look a contestant
in the face

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and tell them that
is the dumbest damn answer

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I have ever heard.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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And sometimes,
every now and then,

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I can tell when
it's about to happen

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just before it happens.

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They buzz in real excited,

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and then they get this
glazed look in they eye.

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[ Laughter ]

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Then it's a little panic.

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And then they just
say anything.

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Watch.
You'll see it in their eyes.

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Here comes some real
dumb answers, everybody.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Name the month when you do
your spring cleaning.

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You said...

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...the month of spring.

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Survey said...

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Name a dead music legend

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that you'd like to see
perform again as a hologram.

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I'm gonna say Bon Jovi,
but I don't think he's dead.

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[ Laughter ]

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We'll see.
We're gonna find out.

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Well, if you don't
think he dead,

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why would you kill
the man?

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Tell me a traffic sign that
best describes your love life.

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Do not pass go.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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It's up there, Steve!

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Ohhh...

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It's up there!

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Oh, no, it ain't.
It's up there, Steve!

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Fill in the blank.

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Never, ever have I what?

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Uh, slept with
an elephant.

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Hey, good answer.

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Probably ain't up there,
but I bet that's true, though.

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Yeah.

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Slept with an elephant.

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[ Laughter ]

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Name a word starting
with the letter "S"

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that dogs seem
to understand.

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Sergeant.

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[ Laughter ]

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Woman:
Good answer!

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Woman #2:
Good-ass answer!

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Caitlyn, what's the first
question somebody asks

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when they wake up
from a coma?

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What's, like, new
on the radio?

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[ Laughter ]

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Like,
what music's out.

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If you were a vampire, what
would you want in your coffin?

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Some light white cream.

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Some light white cream.

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'Cause they're afraid
of the dark.

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You know, light,
you know, cream.

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Light cream.

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So they're afraid
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Mm-hmm.

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00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:37,003
[ Laughter ]

272
00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:39,873
Good answer!
Good answer!

273
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,307
Good answer!

274
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,278
[ Laughs ]

275
00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:48,915
Name something a nudist might
want to warm up before using it.

276
00:10:50,783 --> 00:10:52,218
Coffee maker.

277
00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,220
[ Laughter ]

278
00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:56,890
[ Cheers and applause ]

279
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,429
Name a number that
most men exaggerate.

280
00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:07,100
100.

281
00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:11,704
69.

282
00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:13,373
[ Laughter ]

283
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,842
[ Cheers and applause ]

284
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,578
Based on its size,

285
00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:22,282
if your bottom were a planet,
which one would it be?

286
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,018
America.

287
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,119
America.

288
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,587
[ Cheers and applause ]

289
00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:33,059
It would be fun to swim
in a pool filled with what?

290
00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:35,762
Pizza.
[ Laughs ]

291
00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:37,697
[ Cheers and applause ]

292
00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:42,936
Somebody you might worry
gonna actually dance

293
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,504
on your grave someday.

294
00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:47,874
Your doctor 'cause you don't
listen to his advice.

295
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:48,942
Your doctor.

296
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,109
[ Laughter ]

297
00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:51,578
♪ I told you

298
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:54,547
♪ You had diabetes

299
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,016
♪ But you didn't listen

300
00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:59,118
♪ So now you're dead

301
00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:01,020
♪ Your ass is dead

302
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,188
[ Laughter ]

303
00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:04,490
Name something
a man might wear to work

304
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:07,527
if his female boss
told him to dress sexy.

305
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,829
I'm gonna go
with nipple rings, Steve.

306
00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:11,798
[ Laughter ]

307
00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:12,865
Steve!

308
00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:15,635
[ Cheers and applause ]

309
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:16,803
Where you going,
Steve?

310
00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:18,838
Where I'm going?

311
00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:22,609
Over here, 'cause that
ain't fittin' to be up there.

312
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:24,477
It's up there, Steve!
It's up there!

313
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:25,712
No, it's not!

314
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,280
[ Laughter ]

315
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:31,084
Steve: Name something specific
of Leonardo DiCaprio's

316
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,885
that you'd like
to hold.

317
00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:35,054
The Mona Lisa,
his painting.

318
00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:36,422
[ Cheers and applause ]

319
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,790
Good answer,
good answer!

320
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,559
Good answer,
good answer!

321
00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:43,896
That's good.

322
00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:45,732
That's a good one.

323
00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,900
You gotta go big, Steve.
You gotta go big.

324
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:50,703
If that's up there...

325
00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:51,871
I'm going home.

326
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,608
[ Cheers and applause ]

327
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,177
You know what? You'd think
after all these years

328
00:12:58,177 --> 00:13:01,514
doing the "Feud" and doing
stand-up before that,

329
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,483
I'd have heard it all, right?

330
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,985
You'd think that it would be
impossible for me

331
00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:07,820
to get shocked by some answer,

332
00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,622
no matter who's giving it.

333
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,391
But unh-unh, unh-unh.

334
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:14,127
You know, they really
hate the answer

335
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,662
when they start screaming,

336
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,597
"It's up there, Steve!
It's up there!"

337
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:18,831
[ Laughter ]

338
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:20,900
Just about every show,

339
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:23,770
somebody catches me
with something outrageous

340
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:26,639
and I still get thrown
for a loop

341
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,608
because my mama
raised me right.

342
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:31,711
Let's take a look
at the answers

343
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:34,047
you wouldn't want
your mama to hear.

344
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,482
[ Cheers and applause ]

345
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:40,119
Name something of yours
that you wish was more flexible.

346
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,356
Your woman.

347
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,357
Your wo--

348
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,925
[ Cheers and applause ]

349
00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:47,760
My man.

350
00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:51,564
Boy, I want a high-five there,
boy.

351
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,766
Your woman!

352
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:56,169
Name something a wife might
fantasize about shoving

353
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,336
in her husband's mouth.

354
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:58,538
Can I go like this?

355
00:13:58,538 --> 00:13:59,706
Can you go like --

356
00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:02,675
[ Laughter ]

357
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,148
[ Shouts ]

358
00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:10,850
Name something a magician

359
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,985
might pull out of his hat
in the bedroom.

360
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:15,988
Holli.
A dildo.

361
00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:16,989
A dildo.

362
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:19,225
[ Laughter ]

363
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:20,927
It's up there, Steve.

364
00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,295
It's up there!

365
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,429
What she said.

366
00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:25,965
[ Cheers and applause ]

367
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,467
We asked 100 women.

368
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,001
Fill in the blank.

369
00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:32,038
My man is like a puppy dog
because of the way he what?

370
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:34,874
[Bleep] me.

371
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,343
[ Cheers and applause ]

372
00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:43,216
We asked 100
married women.

373
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:47,086
Name something you do if
your husband made reservations

374
00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:49,655
for the two of you
on a swingers cruise.

375
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,226
Invite my
best friend.

376
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,694
Oh, wow!

377
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:57,163
[ Cheers and applause ]

378
00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:01,367
Wow!

379
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:04,537
If no one saw you, what would
you love to ride on in the nude?

380
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:05,905
A pole.

381
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,273
[ Laughter ]

382
00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:09,675
[ Cheers and applause ]

383
00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:12,211
A lot of jobs available,
I can tell you that.

384
00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:14,580
Kelly wants
to ride a pole.

385
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:16,616
Give me a reason
a lady squirrel

386
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:19,051
might say she's nuts
about her mate.

387
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:21,120
He has big [bleep]

388
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,121
[ Laughter ]

389
00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:23,589
[ Cheers and applause ]

390
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,028
'Cause he got [bleep]

391
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,531
[ Cheers and applause ]

392
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:34,600
Name something you might like
to have two of on your bed.

393
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:37,670
Women, Steve.

394
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,405
[ Cheers and applause ]

395
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,880
[ Laughter ]

396
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,482
I gotta give it
to him.

397
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,717
[ Cheers and applause ]

398
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:55,788
Carson!

399
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,089
[ Laughs ]

400
00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:59,158
I'd love to be
a blank for a day.

401
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:01,294
A porn star.

402
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,429
[ Cheers and applause ]

403
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,869
So, Brittany...

404
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,070
For one day.

405
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,472
Just real quick,
right quick,

406
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,041
and then you go right back
to what you were doing before.

407
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,776
I'll go right back
to counseling,

408
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,244
and I'm good.

409
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:19,378
That's it.

410
00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:20,413
A porn star.

411
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,150
[ Cheers and applause ]

412
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:28,287
Name something your ex
stuck you with?

413
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:30,990
Ebony.

414
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,592
His [bleep]

415
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,594
[ Laughter ]

416
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,863
[ Cheers and applause ]

417
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:42,735
My mama gonna be
watching this.

418
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:43,970
[ Laughter ]

419
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:47,106
I'm sorry,
Mommy and Dad.

420
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:48,508
I didn't mean
to say it.

421
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,343
[ Cheers and applause ]

422
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,313
Hey, don't move
because later on,

423
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:58,618
I'll be revealing my favorite
answer in "Family Feud" history.

424
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:04,190
♪♪

425
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:09,395
♪♪

426
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,631
All right, folks, now listen.

427
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:14,934
We've already seen some
really dumb answers, right?

428
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,503
We've also seen
some outrageous answers

429
00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:19,605
that would make your mama faint.

430
00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:23,242
Now, just in case you thought
that's all TV jitters,

431
00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:24,977
you thought it was
the bright lights,

432
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,313
the cameras that make
people nervous enough

433
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:29,315
to blurt out
nonsense like that,

434
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,417
I'm here to change
your mind right now.

435
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:36,088
Sometimes, on the "Feud,"
we have celebrity episodes

436
00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:37,924
filled with famous people

437
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:42,762
who are used to lights,
used to the cameras,

438
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:45,264
and we get some ignorant
answers from them, too.

439
00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:46,699
[ Laughter ]

440
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:49,335
[ Cheers and applause ]

441
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:53,572
And they give these
ridiculous answers

442
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:56,576
with the confidence
of a professional.

443
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,110
[ Laughter ]

444
00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:01,480
Here's some of my favorite
celebrity moments on the "Feud."

445
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,349
[ Cheers and applause ]

446
00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:07,386
Ladies, top seven answers
on the board.

447
00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:10,423
A wife's wish might be that

448
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,926
just as her husband says
he's leaving her,

449
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,428
he's hit by what?

450
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:18,464
A loaf of bread.

451
00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:19,699
[ Laughter ]

452
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:22,368
Woman: What?!
No!

453
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:26,072
Name something a lady cop
might do to her husband

454
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,106
in the bedroom.

455
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,942
Cut his penis off!

456
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,444
[ Laughter ]

457
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,813
[ Applause ]

458
00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:39,552
We asked 100 married women
to fill in the blank.

459
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,887
I like it when my man
gives me a big what?

460
00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:44,190
Kiss.

461
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:45,458
Kiss.

462
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,761
[ Applause ]

463
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,696
Shaq?

464
00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:52,398
I can't say the answer
I want to say, so...

465
00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:54,600
[ Laughter ]

466
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,503
So I'mma say gift.
[ Chuckles ]

467
00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:58,604
I'mma just say gift.

468
00:18:58,604 --> 00:18:59,972
[ Laughs ]

469
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,341
Hey, Gaten.
Only one strike, man.
Hey, Steve.

470
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:04,944
Name a fruit a teenager might
practice the art of kissing on.

471
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,780
Steve...

472
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:08,781
[ Laughter ]

473
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,182
Forgive me.

474
00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:11,183
No, no, go ahead.

475
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:12,385
I'm gonna say banana.

476
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:13,686
[ Laughter ]

477
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:14,687
Oh!

478
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,088
It had to be said!
All right.

479
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,591
Come on, boy.
Yeah.

480
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,559
It's exactly
what I was thinking.

481
00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:21,861
Yeah, right?

482
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,129
Banana!

483
00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:25,498
[ Cheers and applause ]

484
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:30,169
We asked 100
married women.

485
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,672
Some days, I'd be willing
to trade my man

486
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,040
for a really good what?

487
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,710
Pool boy.

488
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:38,811
A good what?

489
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,379
Sor-- [ Laughs ]

490
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:41,514
What did you just say?

491
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,982
[ Laughs ]

492
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:45,851
What did you say,
though?

493
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,021
Pool boy.

494
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:52,091
[ Audience groans ]

495
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:53,092
Get yo--

496
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:56,095
[ Laughter ]

497
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,763
Get your hand
off of me.

498
00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:59,999
Trade me in for no
damn pool boy.

499
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,000
I'm sorry!

500
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,334
Pool boy!

501
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,570
[ Cheers and applause ]

502
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:07,373
Steve: Finish this phrase --
Leave it what?

503
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,374
In.

504
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,842
Name something specific --

505
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,477
[ Laughter ]

506
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:13,479
Name something specific
people put in --

507
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:14,480
[ Buzzer ]

508
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:17,450
[ Chuckling ] Is this --
Is this real?

509
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:18,918
Oh, my God.

510
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:22,254
No! Nooo!

511
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:23,722
Name a part of the body

512
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,624
you're always banging
into things.

513
00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:27,026
You said...

514
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:31,697
[ Laughter ]

515
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:35,568
Who's the biggest pop star
of all time?

516
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,769
We got two strikes.

517
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,070
You can't miss this,
dawg.

518
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,071
It's Prince.

519
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,940
Hell, yeah.

520
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,208
Prince!

521
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:43,409
[ All groan ]

522
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,244
No! Blasphemy!

523
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,612
Shaina: Who's answering
these questions?!

524
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:47,713
Blasphemous!

525
00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:48,814
Number 2.

526
00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:49,882
[ Bell dings ]

527
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,650
All: Britney Spears.

528
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:53,419
[Bleep]

529
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,287
Steve: All the Black people,
come on.

530
00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:57,590
All the white people
that know better, come on.

531
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,924
Name something
a wife might do

532
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:01,527
to her bald husband's head
in the bedroom.

533
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:03,329
Push it down.

534
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:05,397
[ Cheers and applause ]

535
00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:08,134
Jason: Very good.
Good answer, good answer.

536
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:09,268
Good answer.

537
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,870
Push it down!

538
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:13,239
Ohhh! This is --

539
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:15,040
Name a part
of your lover...

540
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,175
Ugh!

541
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:18,878
...you've nibbled on
like it was a snack.

542
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:19,879
Steve...

543
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,647
What?
His [bleep].

544
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:22,815
Pat: Oh!

545
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:27,319
[ Cheers and applause ]

546
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:28,687
Fill in the blank.

547
00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:33,459
"Pie in the..."
what the hell did you say?

548
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:36,862
When your brain cells
have suffered a little bit,

549
00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:38,864
you're gonna have
moments like this.

550
00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:44,970
'Cause Snoop just said,
"pie in the horse."

551
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:48,140
The hell
is he talking about?

552
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:51,243
[ Cheers and applause ]

553
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:52,645
Can't discuss it, guys.

554
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,780
When clowns get together --
Did they just cheat?!

555
00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:55,915
They cheated!
They cheated!

556
00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,049
How did we cheat?
I think they cheated.

557
00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:58,717
I saw them talking.
No, you came over.

558
00:21:58,717 --> 00:22:00,786
No, no, no!
He cheated.

559
00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:01,887
You walked over there!

560
00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:04,423
I saw him cheat!
[ Laughter ]

561
00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:07,193
America, you saw that, right?!
He cheated!

562
00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:08,561
You saw it, right?!

563
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:10,629
He cheated!
He cheated!

564
00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:13,265
Get back, Tracee!
Get back, Tracee!

565
00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:14,800
[ Cheers and applause ]
You cheated!

566
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,001
They are correct.

567
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,637
I cheated not knowing
I was cheating.

568
00:22:18,637 --> 00:22:21,173
It doesn't matter.
I'll take the X.

569
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,775
[ Applause ]

570
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,243
You know,
I get a lot of laughs

571
00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:27,313
from our contestants,
celebrity or civilian.

572
00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:29,281
But I'll admit one thing,

573
00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:32,952
I don't find it as funny
when the joke's on me.

574
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:34,320
[ Laughter ]

575
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,689
If Steve Harvey were
reincarnated,

576
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,825
name an animal
he'd come back as.

577
00:22:39,825 --> 00:22:41,160
A donkey.

578
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,261
A donkey.

579
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:48,367
♪♪

580
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,402
You know, folks,
it's been a lot of fun

581
00:22:50,402 --> 00:22:51,971
remembering some of
the outrageous moments

582
00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:53,339
on the "Feud" here.

583
00:22:53,339 --> 00:22:57,610
And I'll admit, I can give
the contestants a hard time.

584
00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:58,978
But just to show you

585
00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:01,814
that I can handle being
on the receiving end,

586
00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:06,151
here's a few clips
where your man, Steve Harvey,

587
00:23:06,151 --> 00:23:08,654
is the center of the question.

588
00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:10,456
[ Cheers and applause ]

589
00:23:10,456 --> 00:23:11,490
Steve: All right, man,
let's go.

590
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:12,825
We asked 100 men,

591
00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:15,060
name something you have
more of than Steve Harvey.

592
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,830
I'm so sorry, Steve.
Charm.

593
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,765
Oh!

594
00:23:19,765 --> 00:23:20,900
Good answer,
good answer.

595
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,134
That's
a good answer!

596
00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:23,636
Steve: Charm!

597
00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:27,172
[ Cheers and applause ]

598
00:23:27,172 --> 00:23:29,341
Humor?

599
00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:31,710
More personality than me?

600
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:33,746
Him?

601
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:36,582
If you knew Steve Harvey
was at your door,

602
00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:39,151
you'd answer it
wearing what?

603
00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:41,186
Rhonda.
Lingerie.

604
00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:45,457
Miss Carolyn.
Nothing.

605
00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:46,692
Nothing.

606
00:23:46,692 --> 00:23:49,328
[ Cheers and applause ]

607
00:23:49,328 --> 00:23:52,698
Good answer, good answer,
good answer!

608
00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:55,067
[ Cheers and applause ]

609
00:23:58,003 --> 00:23:59,305
All right, now.

610
00:23:59,305 --> 00:24:00,572
[ Cheers and applause ]

611
00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:02,374
When Little Red Riding Hood

612
00:24:02,374 --> 00:24:05,411
auditioned for "Family Feud,"

613
00:24:05,411 --> 00:24:10,449
she was surprised at the size
of Steve Harvey's what?

614
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:11,550
Lips.

615
00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:13,686
Hey, man,
I didn't point to you yet.

616
00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:18,657
You know, such a big head
to just say lips, you know?

617
00:24:18,657 --> 00:24:21,427
But at least just let me
point to you at least.

618
00:24:21,427 --> 00:24:22,661
Yes, sir.
Just, "Lips!"

619
00:24:22,661 --> 00:24:26,198
Just can't wait
to get it out, huh, Chuck?

620
00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:30,135
If Steve Harvey
were reincarnated,

621
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:33,372
name an animal
he'd come back as.

622
00:24:33,372 --> 00:24:34,707
A donkey.

623
00:24:34,707 --> 00:24:35,874
A donkey.

624
00:24:35,874 --> 00:24:37,810
[ Laughter ]

625
00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:39,411
Woman: Good answer!

626
00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:42,348
[ Cheers and applause ]

627
00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:44,383
I'm a jackass?

628
00:24:44,383 --> 00:24:47,553
Name a part
of Steve Harvey's body

629
00:24:47,553 --> 00:24:51,690
that you bet is as soft
as a baby's behind.

630
00:24:51,690 --> 00:24:53,359
That mustache.

631
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:54,526
Mustache.

632
00:24:56,695 --> 00:24:57,863
Your bald head.

633
00:24:57,863 --> 00:24:59,198
My bald head.

634
00:24:59,198 --> 00:25:00,799
[ Cheers and applause ]

635
00:25:00,799 --> 00:25:02,534
Your bald head.

636
00:25:02,534 --> 00:25:06,772
[ Cheers and applause ]

637
00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:10,876
I know it's one of y'all
up top in charge

638
00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:13,479
that flips the board over.

639
00:25:15,948 --> 00:25:19,118
You're gonna pay for the little
Milk Dud comment, partner.

640
00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:21,687
Oh, it ain't over, homey, okay?

641
00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:24,089
Just know that.

642
00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:26,725
Name a reason it would be great

643
00:25:26,725 --> 00:25:30,629
to have Steve Harvey
as your father.

644
00:25:30,629 --> 00:25:31,630
He's rich.

645
00:25:31,630 --> 00:25:33,799
Yes, yes!

646
00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:36,635
[ Cheers and applause ]

647
00:25:36,635 --> 00:25:42,107
Girl, you better --
you better jump on your buzzer!

648
00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:44,276
He rich!

649
00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:46,812
[ Cheers and applause ]

650
00:25:46,812 --> 00:25:49,248
If they sold a Steve Harvey
costume for Halloween,

651
00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:50,482
what might it come with?

652
00:25:50,482 --> 00:25:51,850
A big nose.

653
00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:54,353
[ Cheers and applause ]

654
00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:56,922
Good answer,
good answer!

655
00:25:56,922 --> 00:25:58,123
I'll tell you what,

656
00:25:58,123 --> 00:25:59,425
I'll tell you what,
I'll tell you what,

657
00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:01,560
I'll tell you what,
it better not be up there.

658
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,997
If it's up there, I'mma
tear the damn game board down.

659
00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:06,865
I'll tell you what.
Man: Let's go!

660
00:26:06,865 --> 00:26:08,934
Be up here.

661
00:26:08,934 --> 00:26:11,303
I'mma tear this whole
damn game board down.

662
00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:14,573
Go ahead, big ass nose,
be up there.

663
00:26:15,607 --> 00:26:16,942
[ Buzzer ]

664
00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:19,111
What do you think Steve Harvey's
wife would say

665
00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:21,480
is the best thing
about him?

666
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,248
I know
this is a PG show...

667
00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:25,350
Uh-oh.

668
00:26:26,151 --> 00:26:30,289
[ Laughter ]

669
00:26:30,289 --> 00:26:31,857
Give it to him,
give it to him!

670
00:26:31,857 --> 00:26:32,991
...but I'm gonna say,

671
00:26:32,991 --> 00:26:34,593
you probably lay
that thing down in bed.

672
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,094
Oh!

673
00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:38,197
[ Cheers and applause ]

674
00:26:38,197 --> 00:26:41,733
Good answer, good answer,
good answer!

675
00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:46,405
Imagine Steve Harvey
is single.

676
00:26:46,405 --> 00:26:51,009
Tell me why he should take you
on a date.

677
00:26:51,009 --> 00:26:52,511
I'm hot.

678
00:26:52,511 --> 00:26:55,647
[ Cheers and applause ]

679
00:26:57,983 --> 00:26:59,952
I'mma show you
a good time.

680
00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:03,622
[ Cheers and applause ]

681
00:27:15,567 --> 00:27:18,470
[ Laughs ]

682
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:21,940
Yeah, and you win.

683
00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:24,443
[ Laughter ]

684
00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:30,048
Huh?
What does she mean?

685
00:27:30,048 --> 00:27:31,650
Make love.

686
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:35,821
[ Cheers and applause ]

687
00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:39,424
[ Laughter ]

688
00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:45,597
[ Cheers and applause ]

689
00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:51,370
You know, folks,
since I was young,

690
00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:54,706
I've made my living talking
and thinking on my feet.

691
00:27:54,706 --> 00:27:56,408
My mouth --

692
00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:58,777
it's gotten me a nice house,

693
00:27:58,777 --> 00:28:01,313
a pool, a nice car.

694
00:28:01,313 --> 00:28:03,115
You get the point.

695
00:28:03,115 --> 00:28:09,221
So how wacky does an answer
have to be to shut
me
up

696
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:13,025
and leave me speechless?

697
00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:14,493
Take a look.

698
00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:15,994
[ Cheers and applause ]

699
00:28:15,994 --> 00:28:17,429
The rules are simple.

700
00:28:17,429 --> 00:28:21,166
If a man cheats on me,
I blank him.

701
00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:23,135
Shoot him.
Shoot him.

702
00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:25,003
[ Mouths ] Wow.

703
00:28:25,003 --> 00:28:27,573
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wow.

704
00:28:30,609 --> 00:28:32,811
Name something a wife

705
00:28:32,811 --> 00:28:35,781
might let her husband
do Sunday afternoon

706
00:28:35,781 --> 00:28:39,117
if he goes to church
with her Sunday morning.

707
00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:40,218
Smash.

708
00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:41,987
Huh?
Smash. [ Laughs ]

709
00:28:41,987 --> 00:28:44,289
[ Laughter ]

710
00:28:44,289 --> 00:28:45,857
[ Mouths ] Wow.

711
00:28:45,857 --> 00:28:49,194
If that was true, you know
how crowded church would be.

712
00:28:49,194 --> 00:28:51,463
Name something you might
be holding in your hand

713
00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:52,831
on the day you die.

714
00:28:52,831 --> 00:28:55,934
My dead mother's tooth.
I don't know.

715
00:28:55,934 --> 00:28:58,870
Your dead mother's what?

716
00:28:58,870 --> 00:29:01,306
Your dead mother's what?
I'm sorry.

717
00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:02,941
We're going to hell
for this.

718
00:29:02,941 --> 00:29:03,942
[ Buzzer ]

719
00:29:03,942 --> 00:29:06,612
We asked 100 men.

720
00:29:06,612 --> 00:29:07,946
What would you do

721
00:29:07,946 --> 00:29:13,352
if at the beach you found
the top half of a bikini?

722
00:29:13,352 --> 00:29:14,419
Sheldon.

723
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:15,721
Smell it.

724
00:29:15,721 --> 00:29:18,090
[ Laughter ]

725
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,492
[ Cheers and applause ]

726
00:29:22,995 --> 00:29:24,463
[ Buzzer ]

727
00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:27,299
Name a place where you might
be caught with your pants down.

728
00:29:27,299 --> 00:29:29,534
Outdoors in the shed.

729
00:29:29,534 --> 00:29:32,771
[ Laughter ]

730
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:35,774
[ Cheers and applause ]

731
00:29:39,645 --> 00:29:43,915
Outdoors in the shed.

732
00:29:43,915 --> 00:29:46,418
What shed?

733
00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:48,086
There's a dead body
in your house.

734
00:29:48,086 --> 00:29:49,554
What you
gonna do with it?

735
00:29:49,554 --> 00:29:52,658
I'mma prop it up
in a chair,

736
00:29:52,658 --> 00:29:56,061
dress it up to look like
there's --

737
00:29:56,061 --> 00:29:57,496
act like it's sleep.

738
00:29:57,496 --> 00:29:59,564
Act like it's sleep, Steve,
act like it's sleep.

739
00:29:59,564 --> 00:30:01,867
Act like it's sleep.
That's my answer.

740
00:30:01,867 --> 00:30:03,235
[ Buzzer ]

741
00:30:03,235 --> 00:30:05,203
We talked to 100 married women,
Miss Shirlee.

742
00:30:05,203 --> 00:30:06,705
When thinking
of your husband,

743
00:30:06,705 --> 00:30:09,041
what does the very thought of
him make you want to do?

744
00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:10,709
Orgasm.

745
00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:14,079
[ Cheers and applause ]

746
00:30:18,717 --> 00:30:21,553
Ooh! I wasn't ready
for that one right there.

747
00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:23,722
Miss Debra,
what do you do?

748
00:30:23,722 --> 00:30:26,391
Well, Steve, I'm a biological
science technician

749
00:30:26,391 --> 00:30:28,460
in Stoneville,
Mississippi.

750
00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:30,028
We do research on catfish.

751
00:30:30,028 --> 00:30:33,932
On what?
Research on catfish.

752
00:30:33,932 --> 00:30:37,402
Yeah, we find the parents
and --

753
00:30:37,402 --> 00:30:40,972
[ Laughter ]

754
00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:47,079
Well, if this ain't some
country [bleep] right here.

755
00:30:47,079 --> 00:30:48,847
[ Cheers and applause ]

756
00:30:49,915 --> 00:30:51,383
Memaw?
Yes.

757
00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:54,019
Name a time people scream
while having fun.

758
00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:55,821
Having sex.

759
00:30:55,821 --> 00:30:59,858
[ Cheers and applause ]

760
00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:04,096
If you find
the right partner, whoa.

761
00:31:04,096 --> 00:31:06,298
In your nightmares,

762
00:31:06,298 --> 00:31:11,103
you're naked in bed with a woman
who looks just like your who?

763
00:31:11,103 --> 00:31:12,637
Sheldon.
Father.

764
00:31:12,637 --> 00:31:13,872
Father.

765
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:16,742
[ Laughter ]

766
00:31:16,742 --> 00:31:20,278
[ Cheers and applause ]

767
00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:23,081
I don't want to be in bed
with my father, Steve.

768
00:31:23,081 --> 00:31:25,117
I'm sorry.
That's a bad dream there,
dawg.

769
00:31:25,117 --> 00:31:26,585
That's the worst nightmare.
[ Buzzer ]

770
00:31:26,585 --> 00:31:27,953
Girl,
you finally got here.

771
00:31:27,953 --> 00:31:29,755
I did!
I'm so darn excited.

772
00:31:29,755 --> 00:31:32,557
I bet. I can tell --
How long you've been

773
00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:34,459
wanting to get
on the "Feud"?

774
00:31:34,459 --> 00:31:37,596
Yeah, and you know what?
Now that I'm out here and --

775
00:31:37,596 --> 00:31:40,465
and I've met you,
and I think you're all right,

776
00:31:40,465 --> 00:31:42,634
that if he passes away
and you're divorced,

777
00:31:42,634 --> 00:31:44,436
I'm giving you
my phone number.

778
00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:46,505
[ Laughter ]
Yes!

779
00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:48,373
[ Cheers and applause ]

780
00:31:48,373 --> 00:31:52,577
Yes! Yes! Yes!

781
00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:54,780
Yeah!
[ Mouths ] Wow.

782
00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:57,749
I don't spend
any money.

783
00:31:57,749 --> 00:31:59,885
I'm not a spender.
You don't spend no money?

784
00:31:59,885 --> 00:32:01,720
No, I don't like shopping.
Girl, call me.

785
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,288
I will!

786
00:32:03,288 --> 00:32:07,125
[ Applause ]

787
00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:10,796
My wife right now?
[ Chuckles ]

788
00:32:10,796 --> 00:32:13,598
Whoo!

789
00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:16,234
She probably
shopping right now.

790
00:32:16,234 --> 00:32:18,103
I hate it.
You hate shopping?

791
00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:19,371
I hate it.

792
00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:20,872
But I'm not real good
with sex,

793
00:32:20,872 --> 00:32:22,574
so you might want
to keep her.

794
00:32:22,574 --> 00:32:24,810
[ Laughter ]

795
00:32:24,810 --> 00:32:27,813
[ Cheers and applause ]

796
00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:33,618
[ Cheers and applause ]

797
00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:34,753
Stay right there.

798
00:32:34,753 --> 00:32:37,422
The craziest clips
are yet to come.

799
00:32:37,422 --> 00:32:39,691
[ Cheers and applause ]

800
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:46,364
Man: Elliot.
What are you doing?

801
00:32:46,364 --> 00:32:48,967
[ Laughter ]

802
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:55,407
♪♪

803
00:32:57,943 --> 00:33:00,612
♪♪

804
00:33:00,612 --> 00:33:01,813
[ Cheers and applause ]

805
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,081
Hey, you know what?

806
00:33:03,081 --> 00:33:04,649
You know, just because we've
been doing this show

807
00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:06,551
for a long time,
it doesn't mean

808
00:33:06,551 --> 00:33:10,021
it's always
a well-oiled machine.

809
00:33:10,021 --> 00:33:13,191
Maybe a producer or assistant
forgets that bright lights

810
00:33:13,191 --> 00:33:17,629
and me talking means that
we're actually making a show.

811
00:33:17,629 --> 00:33:25,103
So it's a bad time to come
on stage and get my lunch order.

812
00:33:25,103 --> 00:33:28,406
Or, most often,
it's some contestant

813
00:33:28,406 --> 00:33:30,876
who pretty much forgot
where the hell they are

814
00:33:30,876 --> 00:33:35,213
and decides to wander
the whole damn studio.

815
00:33:35,213 --> 00:33:36,715
[ Laughter ]

816
00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:41,019
Oh, do I know what this clip is.

817
00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:42,721
Name something that's hard
to do on Mondays.

818
00:33:42,721 --> 00:33:43,889
You said...

819
00:33:45,323 --> 00:33:46,858
Survey said...

820
00:33:48,827 --> 00:33:50,762
[ Cheers and applause ]

821
00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:56,868
♪♪

822
00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:58,703
Where was your little ass
going, man?

823
00:33:58,703 --> 00:34:00,305
[ Laughter ]

824
00:34:00,305 --> 00:34:02,374
[ Applause ]

825
00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:08,146
♪♪

826
00:34:08,146 --> 00:34:09,981
[ Laughter ]

827
00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:13,451
Man: Elliot.
What are you doing?

828
00:34:13,451 --> 00:34:15,587
[ Laughter ]

829
00:34:15,587 --> 00:34:17,756
♪♪

830
00:34:17,756 --> 00:34:19,157
Steve: You didn't know
we were taping?

831
00:34:19,157 --> 00:34:21,993
[Bleep] you think
all these lights is for?

832
00:34:21,993 --> 00:34:24,930
[ Rhythmic clapping ]

833
00:34:24,930 --> 00:34:31,736
♪♪

834
00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:34,239
[ Laughter ]

835
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:35,974
Where were you going?

836
00:34:35,974 --> 00:34:38,209
He's just wandering
around the set.

837
00:34:38,209 --> 00:34:40,979
[ Laughter ]

838
00:34:40,979 --> 00:34:42,480
This time you got
two strikes.

839
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,884
If it's not there, the other
team can steal and win.

840
00:34:45,884 --> 00:34:51,156
Gary, tell me something d--
Stop clapping, Gary.

841
00:34:51,156 --> 00:34:55,293
I can't even read
this damn card.

842
00:34:55,293 --> 00:34:56,895
Fill in the blank.

843
00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:04,202
That was really not good.
I'm sorry.

844
00:35:04,202 --> 00:35:06,404
All right, Jeff,
Lance is off stage.

845
00:35:06,404 --> 00:35:08,506
I'm gonna ask you
5 questions in 20 seconds.

846
00:35:08,506 --> 00:35:10,642
You can't think of something,
you just say pass.

847
00:35:10,642 --> 00:35:12,744
You and Lance together
come up with 200 points,

848
00:35:12,744 --> 00:35:14,479
tell everybody
what you're gonna win.

849
00:35:14,479 --> 00:35:19,017
200 -- 20 -- Aw.
[ Laughter ]

850
00:35:19,017 --> 00:35:22,053
[ Cheers and applause ]

851
00:35:22,053 --> 00:35:23,421
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

852
00:35:23,421 --> 00:35:26,124
So, listen, it's fun to get
a laugh out of contestants

853
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,493
and the crew
messing up on camera,

854
00:35:28,493 --> 00:35:33,164
but you might be wondering,
"Steve, do you ever screw up?"

855
00:35:33,164 --> 00:35:35,467
[ Laughter ]

856
00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,302
I may.

857
00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:39,170
Very, very rare.

858
00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:41,773
[ Laughter ]

859
00:35:41,773 --> 00:35:45,543
I do have an issue with names,
though,

860
00:35:45,543 --> 00:35:50,749
even if it's right there
on the damn name tag.

861
00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:55,820
Oh, I saw it, but you see,
I -- I...

862
00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:59,357
[ Cheers and applause ]

863
00:35:59,357 --> 00:36:00,925
Zebadiah.

864
00:36:00,925 --> 00:36:02,660
If God didn't want --
[ Laughs ]

865
00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:04,562
[ Laughter ]
I don't...

866
00:36:04,562 --> 00:36:07,032
Zebadiah, if God --

867
00:36:07,032 --> 00:36:10,535
It is Kelly? K-Kelly?
Kellí? Kellai?

868
00:36:10,535 --> 00:36:12,670
Keli'i.
Keli'i.

869
00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:14,005
There you go.
Keli'i.

870
00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:15,006
[ Applause ]
Nice, nice.

871
00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:16,441
Sharika.
Shekira.

872
00:36:16,441 --> 00:36:17,642
Shekira. Sharika...

873
00:36:17,642 --> 00:36:21,079
[ Laughter ]

874
00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:23,314
Lady.

875
00:36:23,314 --> 00:36:25,750
All right, Jake,
name some pedo--

876
00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:28,053
I mean...

877
00:36:28,053 --> 00:36:30,088
Ge-- [chuckles]

878
00:36:30,088 --> 00:36:32,023
Geppetto.
Geppetto.

879
00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:33,692
That don't say
"Geppito"?

880
00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:35,760
[ Laughter ]

881
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,328
Steve: Say it again.

882
00:36:37,328 --> 00:36:38,897
Ka'Ohinani.

883
00:36:41,099 --> 00:36:42,133
[ Laughs ]

884
00:36:42,133 --> 00:36:43,902
Kohahinani?

885
00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:45,570
Ka'Ohinani.

886
00:36:45,570 --> 00:36:47,072
Ko'oninani.

887
00:36:47,072 --> 00:36:49,541
Da-oo-dre. Ee-de-so.

888
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,743
Ooh, it's too many
syllables.

889
00:36:51,743 --> 00:36:54,012
My head is hurting.
It's her fault.

890
00:36:54,012 --> 00:36:57,882
Di-ama-ga-yee-la-ga.

891
00:36:57,882 --> 00:37:01,519
Wee-gee-ga-ablo!

892
00:37:01,519 --> 00:37:03,655
Deuteronomy.
Diaundra.

893
00:37:03,655 --> 00:37:04,656
Diaundra. Okay.
There you go.

894
00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:05,690
You helped me out.

895
00:37:05,690 --> 00:37:07,258
She saw me struggling.
Diaundra.

896
00:37:07,258 --> 00:37:08,493
[ Cheers and applause ]

897
00:37:08,493 --> 00:37:10,462
Well, you've seen the dumbest,

898
00:37:10,462 --> 00:37:12,297
you've seen the dirtiest,

899
00:37:12,297 --> 00:37:16,935
you've even seen crazy answers
that could end a marriage,

900
00:37:16,935 --> 00:37:20,138
but you haven't seen
is my favorite answer

901
00:37:20,138 --> 00:37:22,273
in "Family Feud" history.

902
00:37:22,273 --> 00:37:24,409
That is coming up.

903
00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:26,444
[ Cheers and applause ]

904
00:37:26,444 --> 00:37:28,179
♪♪

905
00:37:30,882 --> 00:37:33,418
♪♪

906
00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:36,054
You know, I've been in
show business a lot of years.

907
00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:38,990
I've logged a lot of time
in front of these cameras.

908
00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:41,259
But here on the "Feud,"
I realized

909
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:44,596
most of our contestants
might never get another chance

910
00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:47,031
to be on national television.

911
00:37:47,031 --> 00:37:51,703
And some of them have
special talents, hidden skills.

912
00:37:51,703 --> 00:37:53,905
So what kind of man would I be

913
00:37:53,905 --> 00:37:56,407
if I didn't
give them the opportunity

914
00:37:56,407 --> 00:37:57,909
to show the world?

915
00:37:57,909 --> 00:38:00,745
[ Cheers and applause ]

916
00:38:00,745 --> 00:38:03,448
All right, right here, first up,
we have my big brother

917
00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:05,617
balloon-freak, Paul Jr.

918
00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:07,318
[ Cheers and applause ]

919
00:38:07,318 --> 00:38:10,855
Then we have my dog-barking
dad, Paul Sr.

920
00:38:10,855 --> 00:38:13,024
[ Barking ]

921
00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:15,426
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

922
00:38:15,426 --> 00:38:17,362
I'm so excited to be here

923
00:38:17,362 --> 00:38:19,531
that I've got
a Tyrannosaurus rex

924
00:38:19,531 --> 00:38:21,566
bursting to come forth
out of me.

925
00:38:21,566 --> 00:38:23,601
You have a what?
T-Rex.

926
00:38:23,601 --> 00:38:25,770
A Tyrannosaurus rex,
Steve.

927
00:38:29,207 --> 00:38:34,212
[ Roars ]

928
00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:38,416
♪♪

929
00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:40,552
[ Cheers and applause ]

930
00:38:40,552 --> 00:38:43,888
♪♪

931
00:38:43,888 --> 00:38:46,624
[ Cheers and applause ]

932
00:38:46,624 --> 00:38:56,034
♪♪

933
00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:58,703
[ Cheers and applause ]

934
00:38:58,703 --> 00:39:08,379
♪♪

935
00:39:08,379 --> 00:39:11,850
[ Up-tempo music plays ]

936
00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:15,286
♪♪

937
00:39:15,286 --> 00:39:18,723
♪ Sending greetings to the USA

938
00:39:18,723 --> 00:39:22,060
♪ Bobeks came to play
the "Feud" today ♪

939
00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:25,363
♪ Steve Harvey,
what do you say? ♪

940
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:28,499
♪ Can you send some cash
our way? ♪

941
00:39:28,499 --> 00:39:33,872
♪♪

942
00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:39,277
♪♪

943
00:39:39,277 --> 00:39:40,945
He's actually our plain
white rapper.

944
00:39:40,945 --> 00:39:42,113
He raps?

945
00:39:42,113 --> 00:39:44,082
[ Laughter ]

946
00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:45,950
Okay, okay.

947
00:39:45,950 --> 00:39:48,586
Thank you, Lord.

948
00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:50,421
All right, can you give me
something, Marcus?

949
00:39:50,421 --> 00:39:51,923
♪ Yo, it's me,
it's the real Marcus ♪

950
00:39:51,923 --> 00:39:53,191
♪ Lookin' on the bright side,
man, is my favorite thing ♪

951
00:39:53,191 --> 00:39:54,592
♪ Whoever not y'all flows
with me ♪

952
00:39:54,592 --> 00:39:55,960
♪ You can push your bags
and hit the streets ♪

953
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,428
♪ Yo,
if you do not follow me ♪

954
00:39:57,428 --> 00:40:00,031
♪ You can put your hands up
and go crazy ♪

955
00:40:00,031 --> 00:40:02,700
[ Cheers and applause ]

956
00:40:06,204 --> 00:40:08,239
Well, there's a lot of talent
out there

957
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:12,210
and maybe no other place
your dad can do his dog bark

958
00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:15,046
in front of millions of people.

959
00:40:15,046 --> 00:40:17,215
You're welcome, America.

960
00:40:17,215 --> 00:40:22,020
So, these have been some of my
favorite "Family Feud" memories.

961
00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:24,088
But you're probably wondering,

962
00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:27,692
"What is my absolute favorite
'Family Feud' answer

963
00:40:27,692 --> 00:40:29,761
of all time?"

964
00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:31,429
[ Cheers and applause ]

965
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:32,997
Rob, tell me something
a farmer's wife

966
00:40:32,997 --> 00:40:35,300
might accuse him of caring
more about than her.

967
00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:37,001
His farm equipment.

968
00:40:37,001 --> 00:40:39,404
The farm --

969
00:40:39,404 --> 00:40:40,805
More specific.

970
00:40:42,473 --> 00:40:44,742
His...hoe?

971
00:40:44,742 --> 00:40:47,512
[ Laughter ]

972
00:40:54,352 --> 00:40:56,421
It's up there!
It's up there.

973
00:40:56,421 --> 00:40:58,423
Woman: Good answer!
It's up there.

974
00:40:58,423 --> 00:41:00,391
[ Applause ]

975
00:41:03,194 --> 00:41:05,663
I kid you not,

976
00:41:05,663 --> 00:41:08,032
I couldn't have wrote a joke
better than that.

977
00:41:08,032 --> 00:41:10,401
[ Laughter ]

978
00:41:10,401 --> 00:41:14,172
Whoo!
[ Laughs ]

979
00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:17,642
That's the best damn answer
I've ever heard

980
00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:19,577
as the host of "Family Feud."

981
00:41:19,577 --> 00:41:20,712
No...
I really appreciate that.

982
00:41:20,712 --> 00:41:21,946
...that's damn brilliant.

983
00:41:21,946 --> 00:41:23,014
Thank you.

984
00:41:23,014 --> 00:41:24,515
[ Cheers and applause ]

985
00:41:24,515 --> 00:41:28,586
Well, these are just some of my
favorite "Family Feud" clips.

986
00:41:28,586 --> 00:41:30,154
We're always out there
making more.

987
00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:33,491
So next time your grandma stops
Thanksgiving dinner

988
00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:37,795
in its tracks
by talking about her sex life,

989
00:41:37,795 --> 00:41:43,267
just think she could have
only did it on "Family Feud."

990
00:41:43,267 --> 00:41:46,971
We could make
her famous forever.

991
00:41:46,971 --> 00:41:48,539
Good night, everybody.

992
00:41:48,539 --> 00:41:51,542
-- Captions by VITAC --

993
00:41:51,542 --> 00:41:54,045
[ Cheers and applause ]

994
00:41:54,045 --> 00:42:02,854
♪♪

995
00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:11,662
♪♪

996
00:42:11,662 --> 00:42:20,405
♪♪

997
00:42:20,405 --> 00:42:29,213
♪♪