It's time to celebrate...
Now here's the star of our show,
Steve Harvey!
Let's go. How you folks doing?
Thank you very much.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, folks. I appreciate it.
Hey, America.
I'm coming to you from the set
that I have called home for over 14 years now,
right here at "Family Feud."
[ Cheers and applause ]
Now, during this show,
I've met a lot of people from all walks of life --
Young people, old people, famous people, country people,
city folks, nice, sweet grandmas
and wild, dirty, sex-talking grandmas.
[ Laughter ]
Yeah, I've heard some things you actually can't unhear.
[ Laughter ]
So I thought it would be fun
to take my favorite moments from the past 14 years
and boil them down into one show.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Now, obviously, the thing that makes this show unique
is that entire families play together.
It's actually in the show title, right?
"Family Feud," get it?
So why is it that so many people shout out answers
and seem to forget that their family's right --
right there. [ Laughter ]
Right there, watching.
Well, when that happens, it's a rough ride home,
I promise you that.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Fill in the blank.
If it were up to me, I'd never blank again.
Cheat.
[ Laughs ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's the -- That's the dumbest thing
you could've said.
Name something a wife might admit she loves more than her husband.
Oh, my God. I really hope my husband's not watching this one.
What about her...toys?
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
Name a reason a man thinks his wife looks as young
as she did the day he married her.
Alcohol.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Between us, what do you reach for
when you see your wife leave the house?
I'm hiding my money.
[ Applause ]
Didn't know that, did you, Kim?
I didn't, no.
No, we hide money.
[ Cheers and applause ]
What is the least sexiest part of your wife?
Her stomach.
Mm, yeah.
[ Audience groans ]
Okay.
You're gonna mess around and let this game
get your ass whooped.
[ Laughter ]
Russell: Yeah!
Name someone who has touched your bare bottom.
I'm gonna say the pool guy.
[ Laughter ]
What?!
We got to have a talk when we get home.
We asked 100 married men -- that's you, Terrance --
I wish my wife -- mm, Lord have mercy --
bottom looked like whose?
You know what, Steve? I love my wife's bottom the way it is.
Yeah, well, whatever. Yeah, yeah, I got all that.
I got all that.
Some of those 100 men probably wish
that their wife's bottom looked like their ex's.
[ Audience "oohs" ]
They ex-girlfriend.
[ Sighs ]
That...
[ Applause ]
[ Laughs ]
That right there is the dumbest answer.
[ Laughter ]
We asked 100 married men.
Between us,
name something an ex-girlfriend
was better at than your wife.
[Bleep] sex.
[ Laughter ]
You so damn stupid. [ Laughter ]
Name one word you'd use to describe Steve Harvey
you wouldn't use to describe your man.
Sexy.
I'm sorry.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Name something you do
if your wife says she's pregnant with triplets?
Justin. Pack up.
Pack up, yes.
[ Laughter ]
Out.
What do you think you would do the first day of being divorced?
Threesome.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Kevin, talked to 100 women.
Name something you can't wait to get out of
at the end of your day.
Marriage.
[ Audience groans ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Good answer, good answer.
[ Applause ]
It's not that funny.
[ Laughter ]
Yep, your ass is in trouble. Yeah.
[ Applause ]
Is there a lawyer in the house?
That was rough right there.
You know, the best part of that clip --
There was like four women and one guy in that group.
Just one.
Takes a very, very brave...
[ Laughter ]
...or very stupid man
to be that ballsy when he is that outnumbered, man.
You know what?
People need to remember I'm the host,
not your marriage counselor.
Well, it's not just husbands and wives
who get all beat up by rough answers.
It's in-laws, it's children.
Anybody can get thrown under the bus
in the hunt for the right answer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
In your nightmares, what is your mother-in-law doing to you?
Spanking me. Spanking me.
Whoa-ho-ho! Danny boy, yeah.
I see you, boy.
Spankin'!
Name something you'd like to give away,
but no one wants it.
Shannon.
My children.
[ Laughter ]
We asked 100 married men in your nightmares,
what's your mother-in-law wearing?
Um, Steve, what about booby tassels?
Whoo, good answer, Anna!
Good answer.
[ Laughter ]
It's up there. It's up there.
A man should not tell his mother-in-law
she needs a what?
Facelift.
Face-- [ Laughs ]
Facelift!
A man might actually like his mother-in-law
if she had what?
Rod.
Big breasts.
[ Laughter ]
My mother-in-law gonna kill me.
Your mother-in-law gonna kill you?
Your wife.
Don't worry about your mother-in-law.
If she had big breasts.
[ Cheers and applause ]
If you went to hell, who would you expect to see
in the welcoming committee?
My children.
[ Laughter ]
I just want to remind you that they're right there.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Oh, and now y'all high-fiving him.
[ Cheers and applause ]
We'll be right back with more
of my favorite "Family Feud" moments ever.
♪♪
We asked 100 married women.
Some days, I'd be willing to trade my man
for a really good what?
Pool boy.
A good what?
Sor-- [ Laughs ]
What did you just say?
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Welcome back, everybody. I'm your man, Steve Harvey.
Listen, we're digging into some of my favorite moments
from the show over 14 seasons.
Now, we're not the only game show that gets dumb answers.
[ Laughter ]
Every game show gets dumb answers,
but I may be the only host who will be honest enough
to look a contestant in the face
and tell them that is the dumbest damn answer
I have ever heard.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And sometimes, every now and then,
I can tell when it's about to happen
just before it happens.
They buzz in real excited,
and then they get this glazed look in they eye.
[ Laughter ]
Then it's a little panic.
And then they just say anything.
Watch. You'll see it in their eyes.
Here comes some real dumb answers, everybody.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Name the month when you do your spring cleaning.
You said...
...the month of spring.
Survey said...
Name a dead music legend
that you'd like to see perform again as a hologram.
I'm gonna say Bon Jovi, but I don't think he's dead.
[ Laughter ]
We'll see. We're gonna find out.
Well, if you don't think he dead,
why would you kill the man?
Tell me a traffic sign that best describes your love life.
Do not pass go.
[ Cheers and applause ]
It's up there, Steve!
Ohhh...
It's up there!
Oh, no, it ain't. It's up there, Steve!
Fill in the blank.
Never, ever have I what?
Uh, slept with an elephant.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, good answer.
Probably ain't up there, but I bet that's true, though.
Yeah.
Slept with an elephant.
[ Laughter ]
Name a word starting with the letter "S"
that dogs seem to understand.
Sergeant.
[ Laughter ]
Woman: Good answer!
Woman #2: Good-ass answer!
Caitlyn, what's the first question somebody asks
when they wake up from a coma?
What's, like, new on the radio?
[ Laughter ]
Like, what music's out.
If you were a vampire, what would you want in your coffin?
Some light white cream.
'Cause they're afraid of the dark.
You know, light, you know, cream.
Light cream.
So they're afraid of the dark.
Mm-hmm.
[ Laughter ]
Good answer! Good answer!
[ Laughs ]
Name something a nudist might want to warm up before using it.
Coffee maker.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Name a number that most men exaggerate.
100.
69.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Based on its size,
if your bottom were a planet, which one would it be?
America.
[ Cheers and applause ]
It would be fun to swim in a pool filled with what?
Pizza. [ Laughs ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Somebody you might worry gonna actually dance
on your grave someday.
Your doctor 'cause you don't listen to his advice.
Your doctor.
[ Laughter ]
♪ I told you
♪ You had diabetes
♪ But you didn't listen
♪ So now you're dead
♪ Your ass is dead
[ Laughter ]
Name something a man might wear to work
if his female boss told him to dress sexy.
I'm gonna go with nipple rings, Steve.
[ Laughter ]
Steve!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Where you going, Steve?
Where I'm going?
Over here, 'cause that ain't fittin' to be up there.
It's up there, Steve! It's up there!
No, it's not!
[ Laughter ]
Steve: Name something specific of Leonardo DiCaprio's
that you'd like to hold.
The Mona Lisa, his painting.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Good answer, good answer!
That's good.
That's a good one.
You gotta go big, Steve. You gotta go big.
If that's up there...
I'm going home.
[ Cheers and applause ]
You know what? You'd think after all these years
doing the "Feud" and doing stand-up before that,
I'd have heard it all, right?
You'd think that it would be impossible for me
to get shocked by some answer,
no matter who's giving it.
But unh-unh, unh-unh.
You know, they really hate the answer
when they start screaming,
"It's up there, Steve! It's up there!"
[ Laughter ]
Just about every show,
somebody catches me with something outrageous
and I still get thrown for a loop
because my mama raised me right.
Let's take a look at the answers
you wouldn't want your mama to hear.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Name something of yours that you wish was more flexible.
Your woman.
Your wo--
[ Cheers and applause ]
My man.
Boy, I want a high-five there, boy.
Your woman!
Name something a wife might fantasize about shoving
in her husband's mouth.
Can I go like this?
Can you go like --
[ Laughter ]
[ Shouts ]
Name something a magician
might pull out of his hat in the bedroom.
Holli. A dildo.
[ Laughter ]
It's up there, Steve.
It's up there!
What she said.
[ Cheers and applause ]
We asked 100 women.
Fill in the blank.
My man is like a puppy dog because of the way he what?
[Bleep] me.
[ Cheers and applause ]
We asked 100 married women.
Name something you do if your husband made reservations
for the two of you on a swingers cruise.
Invite my best friend.
Oh, wow!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wow!
If no one saw you, what would you love to ride on in the nude?
A pole.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
A lot of jobs available, I can tell you that.
Kelly wants to ride a pole.
Give me a reason a lady squirrel
might say she's nuts about her mate.
He has big [bleep]
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
'Cause he got [bleep]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Name something you might like to have two of on your bed.
Women, Steve.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ]
I gotta give it to him.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Carson!
[ Laughs ]
I'd love to be a blank for a day.
A porn star.
[ Cheers and applause ]
So, Brittany...
For one day.
Just real quick, right quick,
and then you go right back to what you were doing before.
I'll go right back to counseling,
and I'm good.
That's it.
A porn star.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Name something your ex stuck you with?
Ebony.
His [bleep]
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
My mama gonna be watching this.
[ Laughter ]
I'm sorry, Mommy and Dad.
I didn't mean to say it.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, don't move because later on,
I'll be revealing my favorite answer in "Family Feud" history.
♪♪
All right, folks, now listen.
We've already seen some really dumb answers, right?
We've also seen some outrageous answers
that would make your mama faint.
Now, just in case you thought that's all TV jitters,
you thought it was the bright lights,
the cameras that make people nervous enough
to blurt out nonsense like that,
I'm here to change your mind right now.
Sometimes, on the "Feud," we have celebrity episodes
filled with famous people
who are used to lights, used to the cameras,
and we get some ignorant answers from them, too.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
And they give these ridiculous answers
with the confidence of a professional.
[ Laughter ]
Here's some of my favorite celebrity moments on the "Feud."
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies, top seven answers on the board.
A wife's wish might be that
just as her husband says he's leaving her,
he's hit by what?
A loaf of bread.
[ Laughter ]
Woman: What?! No!
Name something a lady cop might do to her husband
in the bedroom.
Cut his penis off!
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
We asked 100 married women to fill in the blank.
I like it when my man gives me a big what?
Kiss.
[ Applause ]
Shaq?
I can't say the answer I want to say, so...
[ Laughter ]
So I'mma say gift. [ Chuckles ]
I'mma just say gift.
[ Laughs ]
Hey, Gaten. Only one strike, man. Hey, Steve.
Name a fruit a teenager might practice the art of kissing on.
Steve...
[ Laughter ]
Forgive me.
No, no, go ahead.
I'm gonna say banana.
[ Laughter ]
Oh!
It had to be said! All right.
Come on, boy. Yeah.
It's exactly what I was thinking.
Yeah, right?
Banana!
[ Cheers and applause ]
We asked 100 married women.
Some days, I'd be willing to trade my man
for a really good what?
Pool boy.
A good what?
Sor-- [ Laughs ]
What did you just say?
[ Laughs ]
What did you say, though?
Pool boy.
[ Audience groans ]
Get yo--
[ Laughter ]
Get your hand off of me.
Trade me in for no damn pool boy.
I'm sorry!
Pool boy!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Steve: Finish this phrase -- Leave it what?
In.
Name something specific --
[ Laughter ]
Name something specific people put in --
[ Buzzer ]
[ Chuckling ] Is this -- Is this real?
Oh, my God.
No! Nooo!
Name a part of the body
you're always banging into things.
You said...
[ Laughter ]
Who's the biggest pop star of all time?
We got two strikes.
You can't miss this, dawg.
It's Prince.
Hell, yeah.
Prince!
[ All groan ]
No! Blasphemy!
Shaina: Who's answering these questions?!
Blasphemous!
Number 2.
[ Bell dings ]
All: Britney Spears.
[Bleep]
Steve: All the Black people, come on.
All the white people that know better, come on.
Name something a wife might do
to her bald husband's head in the bedroom.
Push it down.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Jason: Very good. Good answer, good answer.
Good answer.
Push it down!
Ohhh! This is --
Name a part of your lover...
Ugh!
...you've nibbled on like it was a snack.
Steve...
What? His [bleep].
Pat: Oh!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Fill in the blank.
"Pie in the..." what the hell did you say?
When your brain cells have suffered a little bit,
you're gonna have moments like this.
'Cause Snoop just said, "pie in the horse."
The hell is he talking about?
[ Cheers and applause ]
Can't discuss it, guys.
When clowns get together -- Did they just cheat?!
They cheated! They cheated!
How did we cheat? I think they cheated.
I saw them talking. No, you came over.
No, no, no! He cheated.
You walked over there!
I saw him cheat! [ Laughter ]
America, you saw that, right?! He cheated!
You saw it, right?!
He cheated! He cheated!
Get back, Tracee! Get back, Tracee!
[ Cheers and applause ] You cheated!
They are correct.
I cheated not knowing I was cheating.
It doesn't matter. I'll take the X.
[ Applause ]
You know, I get a lot of laughs
from our contestants, celebrity or civilian.
But I'll admit one thing,
I don't find it as funny when the joke's on me.
[ Laughter ]
If Steve Harvey were reincarnated,
name an animal he'd come back as.
A donkey.
♪♪
You know, folks, it's been a lot of fun
remembering some of the outrageous moments
on the "Feud" here.
And I'll admit, I can give the contestants a hard time.
But just to show you
that I can handle being on the receiving end,
here's a few clips where your man, Steve Harvey,
is the center of the question.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Steve: All right, man, let's go.
We asked 100 men,
name something you have more of than Steve Harvey.
I'm so sorry, Steve. Charm.
Oh!
Good answer, good answer.
That's a good answer!
Steve: Charm!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Humor?
More personality than me?
Him?
If you knew Steve Harvey was at your door,
you'd answer it wearing what?
Rhonda. Lingerie.
Miss Carolyn. Nothing.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Good answer, good answer, good answer!
[ Cheers and applause ]
All right, now.
[ Cheers and applause ]
When Little Red Riding Hood
auditioned for "Family Feud,"
she was surprised at the size of Steve Harvey's what?
Lips.
Hey, man, I didn't point to you yet.
You know, such a big head to just say lips, you know?
But at least just let me point to you at least.
Yes, sir. Just, "Lips!"
Just can't wait to get it out, huh, Chuck?
If Steve Harvey were reincarnated,
name an animal he'd come back as.
A donkey.
[ Laughter ]
Woman: Good answer!
[ Cheers and applause ]
I'm a jackass?
Name a part of Steve Harvey's body
that you bet is as soft as a baby's behind.
That mustache.
Mustache.
Your bald head.
My bald head.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Your bald head.
[ Cheers and applause ]
I know it's one of y'all up top in charge
that flips the board over.
You're gonna pay for the little Milk Dud comment, partner.
Oh, it ain't over, homey, okay?
Just know that.
Name a reason it would be great
to have Steve Harvey as your father.
He's rich.
Yes, yes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Girl, you better -- you better jump on your buzzer!
He rich!
[ Cheers and applause ]
If they sold a Steve Harvey costume for Halloween,
what might it come with?
A big nose.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Good answer, good answer!
I'll tell you what,
it better not be up there.
If it's up there, I'mma tear the damn game board down.
I'll tell you what. Man: Let's go!
Be up here.
I'mma tear this whole damn game board down.
Go ahead, big ass nose, be up there.
[ Buzzer ]
What do you think Steve Harvey's wife would say
is the best thing about him?
I know this is a PG show...
Uh-oh.
[ Laughter ]
Give it to him, give it to him!
...but I'm gonna say,
you probably lay that thing down in bed.
Oh!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Good answer, good answer, good answer!
Imagine Steve Harvey is single.
Tell me why he should take you on a date.
I'm hot.
[ Cheers and applause ]
I'mma show you a good time.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughs ]
Yeah, and you win.
[ Laughter ]
Huh? What does she mean?
Make love.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
You know, folks, since I was young,
I've made my living talking and thinking on my feet.
My mouth --
it's gotten me a nice house,
a pool, a nice car.
You get the point.
So how wacky does an answer have to be to shut me up
and leave me speechless?
Take a look.
[ Cheers and applause ]
The rules are simple.
If a man cheats on me, I blank him.
Shoot him. Shoot him.
[ Mouths ] Wow.
[ Cheers and applause ] Wow.
Name something a wife
might let her husband do Sunday afternoon
if he goes to church with her Sunday morning.
Smash.
Huh? Smash. [ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Mouths ] Wow.
If that was true, you know how crowded church would be.
Name something you might be holding in your hand
on the day you die.
My dead mother's tooth. I don't know.
Your dead mother's what?
I'm sorry.
We're going to hell for this.
[ Buzzer ]
We asked 100 men.
What would you do
if at the beach you found the top half of a bikini?
Sheldon.
Smell it.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
Name a place where you might be caught with your pants down.
Outdoors in the shed.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Outdoors in the shed.
What shed?
There's a dead body in your house.
What you gonna do with it?
I'mma prop it up in a chair,
dress it up to look like there's --
act like it's sleep.
Act like it's sleep, Steve, act like it's sleep.
Act like it's sleep. That's my answer.
[ Buzzer ]
We talked to 100 married women, Miss Shirlee.
When thinking of your husband,
what does the very thought of him make you want to do?
Orgasm.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ooh! I wasn't ready for that one right there.
Miss Debra, what do you do?
Well, Steve, I'm a biological science technician
in Stoneville, Mississippi.
We do research on catfish.
On what? Research on catfish.
Yeah, we find the parents and --
[ Laughter ]
Well, if this ain't some country [bleep] right here.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Memaw? Yes.
Name a time people scream while having fun.
Having sex.
[ Cheers and applause ]
If you find the right partner, whoa.
In your nightmares,
you're naked in bed with a woman who looks just like your who?
Sheldon. Father.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
I don't want to be in bed with my father, Steve.
I'm sorry. That's a bad dream there, dawg.
That's the worst nightmare. [ Buzzer ]
Girl, you finally got here.
I did! I'm so darn excited.
I bet. I can tell -- How long you've been
wanting to get on the "Feud"?
Yeah, and you know what? Now that I'm out here and --
and I've met you, and I think you're all right,
that if he passes away and you're divorced,
I'm giving you my phone number.
[ Laughter ] Yes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yeah! [ Mouths ] Wow.
I don't spend any money.
I'm not a spender. You don't spend no money?
No, I don't like shopping. Girl, call me.
I will!
[ Applause ]
My wife right now? [ Chuckles ]
Whoo!
She probably shopping right now.
I hate it. You hate shopping?
I hate it.
But I'm not real good with sex,
so you might want to keep her.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Stay right there.
The craziest clips are yet to come.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Man: Elliot. What are you doing?
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, you know what?
You know, just because we've been doing this show
for a long time, it doesn't mean
it's always a well-oiled machine.
Maybe a producer or assistant forgets that bright lights
and me talking means that we're actually making a show.
So it's a bad time to come on stage and get my lunch order.
Or, most often, it's some contestant
who pretty much forgot where the hell they are
and decides to wander the whole damn studio.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, do I know what this clip is.
Name something that's hard to do on Mondays.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Where was your little ass going, man?
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
Man: Elliot. What are you doing?
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Steve: You didn't know we were taping?
[Bleep] you think all these lights is for?
[ Rhythmic clapping ]
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
Where were you going?
He's just wandering around the set.
[ Laughter ]
This time you got two strikes.
If it's not there, the other team can steal and win.
Gary, tell me something d-- Stop clapping, Gary.
I can't even read this damn card.
Fill in the blank.
That was really not good. I'm sorry.
All right, Jeff, Lance is off stage.
I'm gonna ask you 5 questions in 20 seconds.
You can't think of something, you just say pass.
You and Lance together come up with 200 points,
tell everybody what you're gonna win.
200 -- 20 -- Aw. [ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, listen, it's fun to get a laugh out of contestants
and the crew messing up on camera,
but you might be wondering, "Steve, do you ever screw up?"
[ Laughter ]
I may.
Very, very rare.
[ Laughter ]
I do have an issue with names, though,
even if it's right there on the damn name tag.
Oh, I saw it, but you see, I -- I...
[ Cheers and applause ]
Zebadiah.
If God didn't want -- [ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ] I don't...
Zebadiah, if God --
It is Kelly? K-Kelly? Kellí? Kellai?
Keli'i. Keli'i.
There you go. Keli'i.
[ Applause ] Nice, nice.
Sharika. Shekira.
Shekira. Sharika...
[ Laughter ]
Lady.
All right, Jake, name some pedo--
I mean...
Ge-- [chuckles]
Geppetto. Geppetto.
That don't say "Geppito"?
[ Laughter ]
Steve: Say it again.
Ka'Ohinani.
[ Laughs ]
Kohahinani?
Ka'Ohinani.
Ko'oninani.
Da-oo-dre. Ee-de-so.
Ooh, it's too many syllables.
My head is hurting. It's her fault.
Di-ama-ga-yee-la-ga.
Wee-gee-ga-ablo!
Deuteronomy. Diaundra.
Diaundra. Okay. There you go.
You helped me out.
She saw me struggling. Diaundra.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Well, you've seen the dumbest,
you've seen the dirtiest,
you've even seen crazy answers that could end a marriage,
but you haven't seen is my favorite answer
in "Family Feud" history.
That is coming up.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
You know, I've been in show business a lot of years.
I've logged a lot of time in front of these cameras.
But here on the "Feud," I realized
most of our contestants might never get another chance
to be on national television.
And some of them have special talents, hidden skills.
So what kind of man would I be
if I didn't give them the opportunity
to show the world?
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All right, right here, first up, we have my big brother
balloon-freak, Paul Jr.
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Then we have my dog-barking dad, Paul Sr.
[ Barking ]
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I'm so excited to be here
that I've got a Tyrannosaurus rex
bursting to come forth out of me.
You have a what? T-Rex.
A Tyrannosaurus rex, Steve.
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♪ Sending greetings to the USA
♪ Bobeks came to play the "Feud" today ♪
♪ Steve Harvey, what do you say? ♪
♪ Can you send some cash our way? ♪
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He's actually our plain white rapper.
He raps?
[ Laughter ]
Okay, okay.
Thank you, Lord.
All right, can you give me something, Marcus?
♪ Yo, it's me, it's the real Marcus ♪
♪ Lookin' on the bright side, man, is my favorite thing ♪
♪ Whoever not y'all flows with me ♪
♪ You can push your bags and hit the streets ♪
♪ Yo, if you do not follow me ♪
♪ You can put your hands up and go crazy ♪
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Well, there's a lot of talent out there
and maybe no other place your dad can do his dog bark
in front of millions of people.
You're welcome, America.
So, these have been some of my favorite "Family Feud" memories.
But you're probably wondering,
"What is my absolute favorite 'Family Feud' answer
of all time?"
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Rob, tell me something a farmer's wife
might accuse him of caring more about than her.
His farm equipment.
The farm --
More specific.
His...hoe?
[ Laughter ]
It's up there! It's up there.
Woman: Good answer! It's up there.
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I kid you not,
I couldn't have wrote a joke better than that.
[ Laughter ]
Whoo! [ Laughs ]
That's the best damn answer I've ever heard
as the host of "Family Feud."
No... I really appreciate that.
...that's damn brilliant.
Thank you.
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Well, these are just some of my favorite "Family Feud" clips.
We're always out there making more.
So next time your grandma stops Thanksgiving dinner
in its tracks by talking about her sex life,
just think she could have only did it on "Family Feud."
We could make her famous forever.
Good night, everybody.
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