♪♪
[retro upbeat music playing]
- Right now, vodka's still number one,
but tequila's number two,
and I feel like tequila's gonna be
the number one drink of choice.
It is for me.
I love a good cocktail.
Ooh! - Uh, see?
- Goddamn. - Ooh, that had a bite to it.
Adrienne Maloof invited me to join
the Tequila Comisario family,
and I am so ready to shoot my tequila shots.
Get it? Shots.
Dallas is our-
our biggest market. - Yeah, yeah, yes.
- I was thinking about doing something with the ladies,
taking them on a little trip.
- You know what? That's a great idea.
- Girl, honey, I love Texas.
- Yeah, Texas, don't you? - Mm-hmm.
- The theme of my trip is to merge "Dallas"
and "Dynasty" into one.
You guys remember the old hit soap opera
back in the day.
I hope that we have an amazing time on the trip
because we actually need to stop tripping
and have some fun.
- Are you gonna miss me? - Um, yeah.
- Love this one. - What y'all doin'?
- Lookin' at these looks for Dallas trip.
- Oh, chile, it's somethin' every day.
- And we have a big group of ladies,
and it's always something going on.
So, I figure-- - Oh, yeah,
well, you know about those friend groups.
- Oh, yeah. - Oh, I know.
- We are here for the people.
And whatever issues that we have,
we will deal with it in Dallas,
or we will deal with it outside.
- Uh-uh, not Dallas. - Okay, not Dallas.
All right. All right, okay.
- I need all the updates. So... - So, I got all updates.
- Okay, so...
- Pinky, she's a different bird now.
- I'm looking forward to--
Is she? - Oh, yeah.
- Phaedra tellin' everybody I eat meat.
- What? - Yes.
- You told me over the phone
you were thinking of filing bankruptcy.
- Who cares?
Chile, do you have some money in your bank account?
That's what I need to know.
Have you talked to Porsha?
- Uh, no.
- You did a particular interview.
"I just wish P would stop effin' people's husbands."
And you know you're not clean.
[laughing] - Jesus.
- You'll have to try a black cherry margarita.
- Ooh, a black cherry? - Yeah, a black cherry.
Yeah, that's-- - It's good.
- Sounds like my vagina.
[laughing] - Let's do a cheers.
- Okay. - Yes.
- To big hair, okay?
- Big hair-- don't care. - Big business.
- Yes. - And big, black cherries.
- Mm-hmm.
[laughing]
♪♪
- Hi, ladies.
All right, one, two, three.
Oh, Kelli.
- Give me some sugar. Look at these legs.
- Oh, my God. - Look at this.
- She gonna do what she gonna do.
- Yes, God. - Y'all did it with this hair.
Y'all gave me the big hair.
- She said, "Dallas, Dynasty," say less.
- Oh, my God, I am impressed.
- Give me a theme, honey. I'm with the theme.
Think of Diahann Carroll,
Dominique Deveraux, Morgan Fairchild.
- Yes, I live for a theme.
When I tell you everybody looks completely different,
their outfits.
- It's our personality.
- By the looks of it,
either they've never seen "Dynasty,"
or they just don't understand the assignment.
- Yeah, I Googled her once she sent it.
- Oh... that makes sense...
why Porsha had on what she had on.
I couldn't understand it.
I did not get the memo. [laughing]
- Cheers to her first girls trip.
- First girls trip ever.
- It's my first girl trip, too.
- Are you serious? - Yes.
- Oh, my God, you guys are gonna be addicted.
- I hang with...
This is my first time being on a girls trip.
I have a masculine energy for a woman.
- I am terrified to be traveling with women
for the first time, a bunch of hormones,
cattiness, a bunch of, "You did this in year 2006."
But I'm here, and I'm ready to be open-minded
and get to know all of these ladies.
- All right, ladies, let's go.
♪♪
- Come on up now, booty.
[laughing]
- Captain, where do I sit?
- Right here.
[laughing]
- Please, honey.
- Can everybody grab a hand, please?
- Yeah, everybody hold hands, please.
- God, we are about to embark on a trip,
and we just ask that you bless our minds,
bless our spirits,
bless the pilots on this plane, Lord God.
We are coming together in unison...
Bless the co-pilots.
Bless the people who touched the wheels...
Bless the people who touched the engine, God...
They're moving in righteousness
and whatever it is that is on...
...and let it be authentic and real.
- I feel like, in prayer sometimes, you know,
you can get a little uh-huh, yes, hallelujah, amen,
you know, when the preachers say, "Repeat after me."
No, it was no repeat after me.
- We ask that you give us the ability to connect...
- It was a good ol' nasty Baptist ho-jink type prayer
when you get out of church
at, like, 4 or 5 in the evening.
That's the type of prayer it was.
- In your name, we love you, and we pray.
Amen. - all: Amen.
- Thank you so much.
♪♪
- Okay, guys, we're up. [cheering]
Everybody cheers to friendship,
safe sex, and paychecks.
[cheering, laughing]
Dallas, here we come!
- Girl, no, the portfolio has been dismantled
and taken away from me.
- I'm tryin' to sell my portfolio, too, because,
you know, I'm about-- I've been thinking about
filing for bankruptcy because
I don't pay myself under my personal name.
I got, like, seven businesses.
- Right. - And all of them
have a different stream of income.
On paper, I'm broke.
I don't-- I don't make no money personally,
but I have too many assets. So, I can't do a seven.
- You can't do a 13. - On 13, I exceed the limit
'cause I got way too many assets.
And the 11, you gotta be able to show
how you can pay for it personally
because I'm filing it personally for bankruptcy,
but I don't make no money personally.
- Oh, wow, I didn't even realize
that you had to, like, qualify.
I thought anybody could file.
- No.
- These ladies are talking about filing bankrupt,
and I-I won't lie, I'm scared as sh--
'cause, right now, my only problem
is making it into the Chick-fil-A drive-thru
before they discontinue breakfast.
I can't even relate, you know.
So, hearing this is like, oh, sh--,
what have I signed up for
partnering with this rum company?
I don't think I saw any peaches
when I was in Grenada.
- We will have to import those in.
And you're saying the bottles are already
FDA approved, right?
- Got you. Um...
- I did that to save my houses.
I tried to stop, you know,
but I was just like, you know what?
You can have it because it's so invasive.
They comin' in your house.
They wanna sit down, have dinner wit' you,
not-not literally.
Let's make this clear.
I lost $2 million of my own money,
and I think people get that confused.
They think you owe someone $2 million,
and you lost someone else's money.
No, that's not my ministry.
I took that hit.
And as far as filing bankruptcy,
I did that to stop the foreclosure
of one of my properties.
I have the lessons. You know what I mean?
My husband is stickin' with me through it,
but it was a big L.
2024 was the large-- the biggest L I ever touched.
- Listen, 2024 was the worst year of my life.
- Yeah, for a lot of people.
Yeah. - Professionally, yeah.
- So, K, did you do--
Did you and your husband do a prenup?
- No, no.
- Because I feel like even when I try to give him stuff
or even-- he is so removed, like, from my life.
Like, he really is.
Even when I try to help or try to do somethin',
he don't wanna take it.
He don't wanna-- he don't wanna be seen.
He don't wanna-- - That's a blessing.
- He don't got social media. - That is so amazing.
- Like, he really is a dentist.
I wish he had social media, so I can catch him
- all: No!
- I believe that all men cheat,
and my husband doesn't have a social media or anything.
That's the sneakiest one of them all.
So, I've learned to take the positives of it
in that no one can contact him, that I know of.
- Buckle up, is the word. - Oh, Lord.
♪♪
- I'm dealing with court cases,
my girls not being able to be on camera with me,
and I just need a break.
What better way to do that
than to dump it all in Dallas?
- Not the red carpet.
- You cannot get more bougie than this.
- I'm not a stranger to a runway or red carpet.
We're gonna take a sprinter to the house,
and then we're gonna figure out these rooms,
and then we're gonna have a nice, peaceful dinner
at the house to show these ladies
Dallas, Cynthia Bailey style.
- all: Whoo!
- When I left your house...
- Yes, how was that?
- What was the date? Was it romantic?
Where did you go? What are the things?
We wanna know. - It wasn't--
Well, he did give me 200 long-stem roses.
- What are the things? - Oh.
- What? - So, that-- we did not kiss.
I'm the same way that I was yesterday.
Me and Blakk are still friends. Period.
Oh, my goodness, this is-- - Good to see you.
- Really? - These are for you.
- Really?
I'll let y'all know when the wedding is,
if it is a wedding.
- You two were on the--
You're talkin' about Blakk [indistinct], right?
- Yeah.
- The man sat on the phone wit' you
for three and a half hours.
- And he-- let me tell you something.
He had a time, which-- - A little peck-- a little peck.
- Well, y'all are friends.
Y'all-- he had a time wit' y'all.
- You don't know him?
- He's in my DMs, like, "Oh, you're so fine."
[laughing] - Wait.
- Who? - Blakk.
- No! - This is him.
He said, "You did amazing."
Never called that phone number.
- He tried to give you his phone number?
- Yeah.
♪♪
- Ooh.
- Coming up...
- I should've bought your foreclosed houses.
- Okay, Mr. Clean. Don't do it, Papa Smurf.
♪♪
- Let me tell you somethin'.
He had a time, which-- - A little peck--
a little peck. - Well, y'all are friends.
Y'all-- he had a time wit' y'all.
- You don't know him?
- Bimbo, I don't know Blakk.
I know of Blakk.
- At Porsha's house,
she greeted him with, "Hey... Blakk."
- Hi. Hello. - This is...
- It's good to see you!
- That, to me, says you know him.
He's at a lot of events.
He's well-known. She's well-known.
It's not uncommon for people in this industry
to cross paths.
Oh, okay, well, he enjoyed you.
He enjoyed you. He enjoyed--
He said you were very sweet. Angela was very sweet.
Like, he really, like, you know.
- Totally forgot to pee. I got to pee, y'all.
I'll see y'all in a minute.
Thought I was about to lose it!
- I don't wanna be near the toilet.
I'm just like this...
- And you got that aim.
- I've never-- I've never experienced that.
- My parents had a-a fleet of trucks.
They had a trucking company.
So, we're truckers.
Rest stops are not clean.
You wanna put a cup in there.
That way, it catches all the urine,
and you can just kinda pour it in the toilet.
That way, you don't even touch any of that drama.
- Shamea-- Shamea, like, why are you peeing in a cup?
You got Versace on your ceiling,
and you are peein' in a cup.
[laughing]
- We almost there?
- I think we got another 20 minutes to go.
- Okay. - We're driving in circles.
♪♪
- I'm like, what part of Texas are we going to?
- Honey, we could be in Dubai by now.
We've done everything except bike and pedal to this place,
at this point.
- When the bears went through the forest,
though, y'all, it took them a lot time
to get to the hot soup, right?
♪♪
- Oh! - Ooh.
- Beautiful. - Oh, this is nice.
- Hi. Oh, oh, Lord.
Sorry, I have a lot of stuff. Ooh. Oh, my God.
Hi. Hello. - Hi.
- Hello. Hi. - Hi, ladies.
How are you? Muah. - Muah.
Good. We've been waiting to see you.
- Well, welcome. - Thank you for having us.
Oh, my goodness.
- So, move your spirit all you need here.
- Yes. - Yes.
- And, ladies, welcome to my home.
- I love this. - Wow.
- Oh, my God. Oh, wow!
♪♪
Oh...
my...
God! - This is beautiful.
- Casa De Fe is the perfect location to be hosting.
I have been on many a girl trip.
You win some. You lose some.
Already looked at some Airbnbs, honey.
- Well, I don't know if I'm so positive
about ABC.com, honey.
- But I do have faith that we are in the right place.
[laughing]
So, now we're gonna get into the room of it all.
♪♪
- Okay. - Ooh.
- Cynthia did an amazing job with this beautiful home.
- Yes, Cynthia. [laughing]
- First and foremost,
the rooms all have full-size beds,
and I did not see any twin-size beds.
- Your room is through those doors, right there.
- Okay. [sighs]
What is that? This is giving, like, orphanage.
For that reason, I am very grateful.
I'm very hopeful in what this trip is gonna bring
for me specifically.
- Is this the manger?
- It ain't like no manger to me, child.
- Not the Romeo and Juliet. [laughing]
- Guys, look at this. - Okay, whose room?
Whose house is this?
- The main house is giving main character energy.
In the tiny house, honestly, it's not that offbeat.
I mean, I think it's also lit.
- This is actually for the two women
who love each other and just can't seem
to tear themselves away from each other.
I think this would be ideal for those ladies.
Let's go. - Oh, my gosh.
Oh, this is a whole 'nother thing.
- Oh, uh-uh, I don't even wanna walk in there.
- I get scared of stuff like this.
I can't even think about that pool house
compared to the main house.
It's too small and if they try to put me there,
I'm going to the nearest hotel.
It's scary.
- Are we in Italy or what? - I know.
This is so Tuscany. [laughing]
- No, I know this isn't my room.
So, I'm like, y'all can go in and just--
- Well, who don't wanna be separated?
[laughing]
- I'm going through life, right now,
but I don't wanna have to, like, experience it.
At least let me experience hell on, you know,
2,000 thread count. Don't give me this.
- So, now we're gonna head over to the main house.
- That's where we wanna go, to the main house.
[laughing]
- Uh, Phaedra and Porsha, please join us.
The ladies usually take forever picking out rooms,
and I just don't feel like dealing with any of that drama
on this trip.
I'm in a great place with all of the ladies,
so I know which rooms each lady will thrive in.
I have decided to put Pinky--
I feel like your energy gives me solitude.
I feel like you are a grown-ass woman.
- Why are you looking at me like that? Yes.
- So, I thought the tiny house was perfect for you.
- Aww.
- In my mind, I'm like cast me away.
If this what you think is gen pop, I'll take it.
Like, this, where I can get away,
and I can walk away from y'all, I will do that.
I'll see y'all tomorrow, okay?
And make me some vegan eggs while you're at it.
- Okay, so, for the pool house rooms,
so I thought long and hard about what two ladies
love each other's company.
- What you talking about, Phaedra?
- This thing is a monster. - Somethin' done happened.
- It's eating meat.
- Every time that man is like, "boom, boom!"
Simon gonna be like... [laughing]
- We got the lemon pepper.
- Is this Kelli's chicken from-- did you get a to-go?
I'm just--
- No, I-I didn't take nothing to go.
- You know, literally are just almost one person.
The first two ladies that came to my mind, um,
I'm just gonna go ahead and spit it out.
I mean...
♪♪
- The first two ladies that came to my mind
when I saw that amazing-- - Not amazing.
- Two bedroom situation, recreation area--
and I thought... Kelli and Shamea.
I'm just gonna be honest.
- Definitely got the worst end of the deal.
- You guys literally have the pool.
- Yeah, Cynthia, you done did everything big
but that bedroom over there.
[laughing] I'm totally pint size,
but, Goddamn it, I don't want a pint size room.
- You know how you get a Christmas gift that you don't want,
and your mama said you've gotta be grateful.
- Give it back. Give it back.
- You gotta show that you're grateful.
Why would you put me in the pool house?
Okay, cheekbones, I got you.
- For the rest of the remaining ladies,
you guys have to figure it out for yourselves.
[overlapping shouting]
- Uh-uh. [screaming]
- This is what I wanted anyway. - I'm good.
- I'm first. I got this.
- Wait a minute. They done gave us the bullsh--,
and they got to pick their rooms.
- I close my door.
- Uh-oh. Ha-ha. Ha-ha.
Yes, I wanted this room.
[laughing]
- Look at this bed.
I think the twins' bed bigger than this.
Eww, they got a stain on it.
I know this cannot be the luxurious life.
The last time that I done been in a hotel room like this,
is in high school. I have leveled up.
You know, I know that I might be going through
my financial situations,
but the finances ain't this Goddamn bad.
- What time we gotta eat?
- Oh, my goodness, okay, so, you should probably
reach out to your glam now.
It's 7:30, so I think they're coming at 8 o'clock.
So...
- Should we go, uh, put our feet in our pool?
- We can, 'cause they can't.
- We have to carry this up the stairs.
- You see an elevator around? - No. Uh-uh.
- Hi. - Uh-uh.
- Hi. - You ain't got no wristband on.
[laughing]
- Security let me in. - No, this is--
This is why I don't talk about you.
I'm in all the rooms that you wanna be in.
- Baby, I'm in all the rooms I need to be in.
- Not the ones I'm in, honey. You're not. You're not.
You're not. - Oh, okay, well, then,
why does no one in any other rooms know you, sweetheart?
- We don't need you over here in this room.
- Right. - Security gave me access.
[laughing]
- Well, I hope you sent that CashApp.
- Are y'all okay? - No.
- I'm just really trying to come spend some time with you.
- We're not okay. - You know what?
When she said two people who are really, really close,
I knew she was talking about y'all.
I didn't think she was gonna say Drew and I,
but you guys are, like, inseparable.
- Huh? - I can't hear you.
Come closer. - Oh, my God, it looks--
I mean, I feel the love.
Like, you guys don't feel the love?
- Aww. - Aww.
You don't feel the love from anybody else?
- No. [laughing]
- Don't you feel that close to Drew?
- No.
- And what about Frick and Frack?
- Well, hey.
- Oh, from your mouth, not mine.
- Oh. - Not mine.
- It doesn't matter who's Frick and who's Frack.
They're both whack, and they both should be
in the pool house.
They both have equal amounts of whackness.
Porsha's whacky.
The girl had the man sitting at the head of the table
of her ex-husband's house.
Phaedra, I love her dearly, but she-she's just trying to be
with her whack friend, and she know her friend whack.
- Kelli sees herself. - Yeah, I know.
Everybody, you know, can stand on their own,
besides her. - I'm definitely gonna say--
I'm definitely gonna talk my talk.
Absolutely, I said Frick and Frack is whack.
I gotta sit in this, in Cha-Cha's bed, tonight.
- Cha-Cha, no. - Girl.
We know Angela is gonna run in Charles's shoes
and run back to that big house
and tell 'em exactly what we said.
Sorry, his knees ain't that good.
Hold on.
♪♪
[phone ringing]
- Babe.
- Hey, how is it going? - Oh, my God.
So, you know, I thought we had a really, like,
nice house, right? Which it is nice,
the house is nice, but then there's a outhouse,
like a guest house area,
and they put me and Kelli over here.
Babe, let me just show you what it look like.
First of all, look at the stains on this bed.
[laughing]
- Gerald just laughed.
- You see this in the sink?
- Yeah.
- Y'all call this the House of Faith,
Casa De Fe, right?
Well, I have faith that these rooms
are gonna need cleaning, at some point.
- Babe, can I call you, like, in two minutes?
- From your clean house? Fine.
[laughing]
- Y'all cookin' on this side the whole time?
- Yes.
- Oh, y'all don't cook at the main house.
Y'all just cook at the outhouse. [laughing]
Pool house, outhouse, doghouse, friend house--
she definitely put us in a outhouse.
♪♪
- Ooh, where do we wanna sit? This is so cute.
- This must be my table.
- Oh, yeah, there you go, right there.
You went over there and checked on the girls.
How are they?
- So, first of all, I went over there.
The problem is, is somebody didn't clean it,
and they didn't even change their clothes.
- Huh? - So, they're not trying to come to dinner.
- Well, what you mean?
♪♪
- Coming up...
- You're bringing-- - Yes.
- Bringing up a sense of hostility.
Like, you are attacking us or attacking her
for picking the rooms. - Attacking who?
♪♪
- You went over there and checked on the girls.
How are they? - The problem is,
is somebody didn't clean it,
and they didn't even change their clothes.
- Huh?
- So, they're not trying to come to dinner.
- Well, what you mean?
- They didn't change their clothes.
They don't wanna come back. - They're not comin' over here?
- No. K is skipping dinner, too.
She ain't got her makeup done.
- Why is K not coming? - Well, all right, turquoise.
- They're gonna skip dinner? - Where are we going tonight?
- Okay. - Okay, yes.
- Okay, we're in the color scheme
a little bit, us three. - This is cute.
She just said that K is skipping dinner,
Shamea's skipping dinner, and Kelli is skipping dinner.
- And Kelli's skipping dinner.
- And why is that?
- Because-- - Why is K skipping dinner?
I don't understand.
- Because her makeup artist didn't come.
What's the tea-- What you-- How you feelin'?
- Nothin'. I just need, you know, my glam.
- Yeah, I've been asking where's mine.
- And everybody-- and everybody glam here.
- Do I gotta call in the glam squad?
‘Cause I will pick up the phone and call somebody.
- Come on, now. Cynthia set this whole dinner.
That's-- - Well, I can't--
- Yeah, but-but-- - Oh, my God.
Wait, w-wait, Angela got her grease on, yes.
So, why is Shamea and Kelli not coming?
They just mad?
- They don't wanna come to dinner
'cause they didn't even take a bath
because the shower was so dirty.
Y'all are not comin' to dinner?
- Girl, our room is so dirty.
We ain't even got dressed. - I don't feel like it.
I haven't showered and gotten dressed.
Like, I really-- I'm just not even in the mood.
- Okay, well, here's the thing.
Did we tell Cynthia, so she can have somebody come clean it?
Like, give her an opportunity to clean it.
- Yeah, I was looking for her. I-I went in the room.
I didn't see her. - Yeah.
I feel like Puddin and Shamea,
out of all the girls in the group,
should have been okay with coming to the dinner,
no matter what.
She's going out of her way for the entire group
for this trip,
and I feel like that's really big.
Give her some grace.
- You better come through.
- So, you know, we're missing some guests.
- I know. You know, I just got off the phone
with Shamea and Kelli. - Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- And they informed me that their room is not clean.
- It's disgusting.
- Hi, babe.
- Hey, girl, I just wanted to update you.
We're not gonna make dinner.
- Why?
- Kelli and I don't care about the size.
We just care about how, like, the cleanliness of it all.
- I totally apologize.
I didn't know it was like that. - No, it's not your fault.
- Stain on the sheets, like--
- What? - Oh.
- No, no, no, the place-- - It's just not conducive.
- I-I definitely feel like it needs a deep cleaning.
- No, and anybody who stayed in there
would feel the same way. You know what I'm saying?
Anybody. - Uh, 100%-- 100%, and I--
- And I just want to say thank you.
- Oh, you're welcome.
- ‘Cause my-my little house on the prairie
is actually really clean.
- Oh, I thought she was talking about your house.
- Oh, you love it? - I love it. Okay.
- Okay. - Not your house is messy.
- I'm happy, but I am going to give
Shamea and Kelli my room. - That's what I was gonna say.
Well, what are we gonna do tonight?
So, you're gonna give them your room.
- I'm gonna give them my room.
- Okay, and you're gonna stay with me
or either K. Michelle. - You or K, yes, yes.
- Okay.
- Hey, cutie.
- Yes, and she brought us some Jack.
- Come on, now. Oh, chile--
Glam for what? You're so damn fine.
- Hey, [indistinct]. - I look a mess.
- Damn. - Girl, please, stop it.
- No, I'm-- - You look pretty.
- Thank you. I feel like I look a mess, though, y'all.
- Oh, my gosh.
- I don't go nowhere without looking okay,
and I've been asking about glam.
I'm trying to figure out glam.
Glam is important to me.
Let me tell you why.
I can't even color in a coloring book.
I definitely don't know how to paint my face,
curl my hair, or do anything.
And when I step out, I want to look great.
- You know, I really had-- look, I was, like,
looking forward to this trip, honestly.
It's, like, how everything happens, right?
Like, all of that happened before I left.
My ex decided that he was going to do this press conference
with people holding up signs showing our children,
trying to take his parental rights.
It's not as though he wants to get the girls
and spend time with the girls.
It's more of him wanting to inconvenience me.
- Kelli.
- The fact that you would go to that extent,
exposing our children to something
that they know nothing about,
is a very hurtful thing.
Same person who says, “Oh, I didn't do these things,
"and, oh, I did that,” is now trying
to stop the kids from filming.
- It's okay, mama.
- And you can cry. - It's okay.
- That's okay. You don't-- you've been going through a lot of stuff.
- It's okay. You gotta get it out.
- I've hit rock bottom.
My room is rock bottom.
My life is rock bottom.
Everything about this trip
is not what I envisioned it to be.
- You are always being strong.
You're the strong daughter to your parents and nana.
You are the strong mom to the girls.
Like, but somebody has gotta be strong for you.
So, it's okay. - We're here.
- We're here for you. We got your back, okay?
- Mm-hmm.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Hello, gorgeous. - How are you?
- Today, the chef has prepared a, uh, spring mix salad.
We also have pan seared Chilean seabass.
- Ooh, I love seabass. - I'm ready for that.
- With a tarragon risotto.
And then, for the gala, for every dish that we have,
we-we're pairing with each tequila.
- Dinner is basically a tasting tonight
for the upcoming gala that I will be hosting.
Who's coming?
All the who's whos of Dallas, and, of course,
I have allowed the ladies to invite their significant others.
- And there is a vegan, uh, version of it, as well.
- Oh, we will have some leftovers.
We'll have some of those in the kitchen to make.
- Leftovers. Yes. - Nicole, if you could,
uh, pack up two boxes, I'm gonna have a pool delivery
to the pool in a little bit. - Over there, okay.
- Yeah, when everything is done.
- Okay, awesome. - Yeah, I'll take it. Thank you.
- All right. Thank you.
- Why I feel like spokesperson of everybody?
Well, her makeup is not done, and she--
- ‘Cause you got all of it. - You got all the tea.
I mean, you're over there.
You're over here. [indistinct chatter]
- I'm everywhere, okay? I move around.
- You're everywhere.
- When I see that my friends are hurting,
I genuinely wanna know what's happening.
And it doesn't make Cynthia or anybody else at the table
less of my friends, but these are the women
that I've gotten the opportunity to bond with,
and if they're visibly upset,
I know that it's not for just no reason.
Is there an intention on the room arrangement?
What was the thought process behind that?
Was it by, like, who you were closest to,
who you like the most? Was it that?
- No, not really.
I really, honestly,
when I saw the pool house together,
I immediately thought about Kelli and Shamea
because they are close.
To be honest, when Shamea and Kelli FaceTimed me,
they didn't have any of the energy that you had,
to be honest. - Oh, they didn't?
- They did not.
Last time I checked,
Kelli and Shamea had a mouth and a voice.
The tiny house
is the only house you need to be worried about.
- And I went over there.
You know, I spoke to Kelli and, uh, Shamea,
and I was just like, “Why do you guys think
"that you were, you know, selected for these rooms?”
And they were uncertain.
- So, what are they saying about how they were selected?
- Kelli said, “Frick and Frack is whack,”
like y'all should be over there.
- So, we got called whack because they got the room
over there? - Because we--
we are not over there? - We didn't pick the rooms.
- What-what they gotta do with us?
- Well, Frick and Frack, y'all are the best friends
and should be over there, and not them.
- I am not at all mad about their comment
about Frick and Frack because you've got Dom Perignon,
which would be Porsha and I, and then you've got Andre.
[laughing]
Ren and Stimpy are whack.
- Shamea and Kelli felt like it might've been a little dig.
Like, why did they go to the house?
- A dig? What kind of dig? - A dig?
- I don't know.
I asked.
How do you feel about the housing arrangement, though?
Is it giving random? Is it giving intentional?
- It's giving-- what's happening?
- At first, I did. I'm not gonna lie.
- Because that's the energy you're bringing.
- At first, I did. Yeah.
- You're bring a-a sense of hostility,
like she did this on purpose. - No, I'm not. I love Cynthia.
There's no hostility there. - I know, but I think--
- It's not. - I think it was a situation
where you were almost attacking us
or attacking her for picking the rooms. - Attacking who?
But I don't know y'all like that.
I'm getting to know y'all. So, like, this is new for me.
- Cynthia, this is absolutely beautiful.
- It's beautiful. You did a wonderful job.
- You brought us here on a beautiful jet.
- You didn't-- you didn't-- you didn't know.
You didn't know.
- You brought us on an amazing bus.
This house is beautiful. - Mm-hmm.
- It's more land and things to do outside of your room.
- Yeah, I mean, we didn't come here to live.
- And I think that you rectifying the room
being clean is-is the most that you were expected to do.
- Yeah.
- It's a bit much. Like, we get it. We got it.
The girls didn't wanna come.
I feel like once Pinky makes her point,
she then picks up a hammer and hammers it in some more.
Yeah, we-we got it.
- I was gonna ask Porsha. Have you talked to Kelli?
Did you get a chance to talk to her?
- No. Uh-uh. - Okay.
- Are y'all gonna talk tonight, though?
- I don't really even know.
I feel like, the last time,
my extension was sending her flowers to her event.
- Mm-hmm. - Right.
- I felt like that was a gesture.
I don't know if she took it as a beautiful gesture.
Well, actually, I do. She said it was...
- Broken flowers from a broken person.
- So, I said okay. - Yeah, she did.
You said that she slept with a married man.
Was that because she said somethin' about you first?
That's the part that I-- - Yeah. No. So, that's true.
I knew that or whatever.
- I mean, two wrongs don't make a right.
I don't know exactly what she said to you,
but I'm sure that it was hurtful,
and I heard that it was hurtful.
- She said the exact same thing to me
except it was not true.
- I'm just trying to figure out, between Porsha and Kelli,
what the appeal is about ----ing somebody's husband.
I, as a wife, take my vows seriously.
I don't understand a woman
who wants to (BLEEP) somebody's husband.
So, that's a big accusation to make,
especially Porsha, after what you said
about ----ing my husband.
- I just felt like, yes, I do wanna move forward
'cause I like Kelli. She liked me.
- Yeah.
- But there's other things amongst the group
that haven't been talked about.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Like what? - I don't know.
Is everybody's hearts and minds clear here?
Phaedra and Pinky, are you guys good
from the last conversation that y'all had?
♪♪
- There's other things amongst the group
that haven't been talked about.
- Really?
- Phaedra and Pinky, are you guys good
from the last conversation that y'all had?
- Yeah, I feel like, you know--
- I-- - Was it squashed?
- Well, I felt like it was spoke about,
but we really didn't-- - Well, here's the thing.
It was spoke about.
We didn't talk about it because it got a little rah-rah
in the store. - Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Phaedra around here telling people I eat meat.
- I ain't never told nobody you ate no meat.
- Yeah, you did. - No, I did not.
- As you know--
- Now, why would Shamea lie on you?
- Well, she doesn't like me.
- Okay, hold on, y'all. We are at my event.
- I've never-- can I finish talking?
- Right. No, no, no, no, not here.
We're not doing that here. - I've always told--
We're not arguing. We're just having a conversation.
- Right, I know, but we're doing that here.
Right? - What happened?
- Oh, you weren't there. - Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, we gotta-- Okay, so, what happened was--
- So, she had a vegan event. - Yeah.
Really? - Yes.
- I'm gonna go check on the girls.
- So, there's been around the rumor mill
that Phaedra said that I eat meat.
♪♪
- You're worried about me saying you eat meat
when the people are on the national news
talkin' about you didn't pay your rent.
I think your priorities are misplaced.
Let it go, sister. Get delivered.
- And then who was it said-- was it you? Somebody--
- Well, Angela told me it was Shamea that told you.
- Angela said it was Shamea 'cause we went out when we--
when we went to her house. - Right, you were with me.
- Phaedra said she be eating meat.
♪♪
- Me and Shamea, we're cool,
but I would never even be that casual with her.
She said I said, “Ooh, chile, Pinky eat meat.”
And I'm like...
Before she started this vegan stuff,
that girl used to have a Jamaican restaurant.
- What? - Serving meat, honey.
She used to serve meat. - No way!
- And-and how it was brought to me was that,
like, it was a serious thing.
At first, when I heard it, I thought it was a joke.
I'm like, okay, I'll brush it off.
But, you know, I'm a businesswoman,
and I got a vegan business.
So, when they kept sayin' that you said that, I'm like,
wait, she could be messin' up my business.
Like, I got money to make. You know what I'm saying?
So, when I asked you, and you was like,
"Well, no, I didn't say that,"
I'm like, okay, well, who said it then?
- I ain't playin' with Pinky. [laughing]
Baby, that girl not even really vegan, stop.
[laughing] - Time out.
So, why Phaedra say that the other--
why Phaedra just say that the other day?
- 'Cause I seen her eatin' a steak.
- Bitch, shut up. [laughing]
Didn't she say the girl ate meat on the-on the call?
You know, Phaedra be knowing what she said
'cause she record everything on the Apple watch.
She might be more on point than I am.
Everybody know Jamaicans got meat.
They're heavy on the meat, actually.
Oxtail, goat, beef, jerk chicken,
extra jerk, heavy on the jerk.
See, Phaedra tried to trick me.
Damn, now I gotta do another apology, God.
- How are you feelin' about the-- your new album?
- Girl, country music is different.
- Okay. - They don't-they don't
release like R&B and hip hop.
They release, like, every six to eight weeks.
- Oh. - And keep--
They keep on, they build on momentum.
They keep on putting out singles,
and then they go with the album.
The album is complete to the label,
but as long as life is lifing,
I'm gonna be writing.
I think I got some songs to add.
- Look at this goddess! - Hi.
- Hey, hottie. - Hello.
- Hi, beautiful.
- Are you guys having a little picnic over here?
- Girl... - Working with what we got.
- Just doing the best you can do, huh?
[laughing] - The best we could do.
- The best we can do with what we got.
- Um, so, ladies, are you guys good?
I wanted to let you know that they're working on
getting the room cleaned and everything.
That was the only issue,
was the cleanliness of the room, right?
'Cause I know that's unacceptable. - Right.
- Pinky was, like, saying you guys were
really mad, completely. - No, Pinky was right.
We were upset. - That's what they were saying.
They was, like, don't ever do that.
- It was dirty. - And we knew that.
Yeah, we knew that, yeah. - It was-it was frustrating.
You would never intentionally do that, right?
- No, absolutely not.
- We're best friends. We're just not dirty friends.
I-- - Right.
- Correct, and if y'all say, "Dirty," one more time--
- Honestly, that's why I--
- Please stop sayin', "Dirty."
When we did the initial walk-through,
I didn't notice that the room was dirty
because I know a dirty room when I see one,
and I just don't recall it being dirty.
But I'm happy to make sure
the lady of the house has someone come and clean it.
You guys know I love you.
- You are amazing. See you later, Cynthia.
- Bye, ladies. - Bye.
- It's givin' house divided.
- You think it's giving divided?
- Are you still divided? - No, I do, I--
Actually, yeah, it's probably giving divided.
- Am I still divided?
I have no problems with nobody here, nobody there.
- What you looking at, Angela?
- Say it wit' your chest, Angela.
- You're still on ready. It's not that type of time.
- And I'm not making it that type of time.
- You are. - I'm not.
- Are you bothered, Pinky? - Oh, absolutely not.
- You come across as bothered. - Not by you.
Absolutely not by you.
- By me? - Chillens.
- Bother this food. - Absolutely not.
Okay, at all. - [indistinct].
- Is this the delicious-- - At all.
- You're not at all. - Oh, my goodness, thank you.
- I'm-I'm gonna talk about--
- So, what were you saying, though?
What were you saying? - I asked, are you bothered?
- Not by you, absolutely not. For what?
That's a joke. - Wait, wait, wait, what?
- That's a joke? - This is turning.
- Why would I be bothered by you?
- I'm asking.
- You don't pose yourself as a threat to me.
- I wasn't trying to be a threat to you. - Okay.
- But you come across as bothered.
- Ma'am, there is nothing on you from head to toe
that is-- that I'm bothered by at all, at all.
- That's an insecurity screaming.
- Insecure about what?
They're insecure about? - Come on.
See, you're looking at the physical.
We can go dollar for dollar.
We can go whatever. - The physical?
I think you wanna have a walk off.
Let's do it. - Damn!
Because you are giving bothered.
- No, definitely not bothered by you.
- And the way you took it, let's-- it answers my question.
- Definitely not bothered by you.
Definitely not bothered by you. - Because it wasn't about me,
but you made it about me. - I never made it about you.
- You did, you made it about me, thank you.
- Bitch, these heels is high as hell.
I'm as tall as you. - Bitch?
- Wait, bitch? - Bitch?
♪♪
- I wasn't trying to be a threat to you,
but you come across as bothered.
- There's nothing to be insecure about.
- Come on, so you're looking at the physical.
We can go dollar for dollar.
You made it about me, thank you.
- Bitch, these heels is high as hell.
I'm as tall as you. - Bitch?
- Wait, bitch? - Bitch?
- What is happening? Damn.
- Bitch stands for best in taking control of herself.
Call me Miss Bitch Oakley.
Yeah, I like that.
- There is something going on.
- Oh.
- It's a term of endearment.
I am a bad bitch.
- Bad bitch that doesn't pay her bills.
How many houses do you have left?
- Bitch, you could never touch the money
that I've ever touched in my lifetime, bitch.
- No, the (BLEEP) you can't!
Honey, multi-million dollar business.
- Multi-million dollar bills.
- I have a lot of money. My husband is paid.
- I know employees that you owe.
- Okay, turn your fan on. You're sweaty.
- I never canceled Christmas for my employees.
- What are you talking about?
- Baby, how you doin' a getaway when you owe people?
- Cancel Christmas? What are you talk--
what are you talking about? - You owe employees, baby.
- What are you talk-- I don't owe no employees.
At all. - You sure about that?
- How much do you owe your foreclosers?
- I don't owe 'em anything, honey.
- They took 'em from you, baby.
- You owe everybody, from the people across the street.
- I owe you a new lace front.
- Okay, Mr. Clean. Don't do it, Papa Smurf.
- And I owe you some new veneers, okay?
'Cause that overbite that you got going on.
- Girl, not the way your teeth co-mingle,
the incestuous teeth you got.
Don't do that.
- This is a duel, honey, and I'm not sure
who is going to fall on the sword.
- Bitch, don't you got menopause?
Turn your fan on. - No, I don't.
Talk to me when you get your business back.
- Talk to me when you get your properties back.
Bitch, I just bought my business.
- No, you didn't. - Cash!
- Lies you tell.
- You can kiss my ass. Hold up.
- No, you didn't. No, you didn't.
- You can kiss my ass.
- If someone tells me to kiss their ass,
I need it to be a rump roast,
not a flat steak.
I want to lift it and pull it out.
- With my money, bitch. - You're not my type.
No, you didn't. - My money--
Oh, you're definitely not my type wit' your sweaty ass.
- You got investors looking for you.
- So what? So what?
Only person that's looking for you is the lash glue
that you need to put on your eyes.
- That you borrowed from me, girl.
- Let me tell you why you're a hating-ass bitch.
- I'm a hating-ass bitch.
- Listen, and you seemed so empathetic.
- I am. - But you--
- But you deserve it.
- This is why I don't hang with females
'cause you is a vile female. - 'Cause of me--
- (BLEEP) you, outta here, boo.
- Oh, you're gonna go? You're not finished?
- Oh, no, I'm not goin' nowhere.
- You're not finished tellin' people about your business.
- No, I'm not going nowhere. Actually, you know what?
Let me tell you somethin'...
- In all of my years, never seen this before,
and I've never seen somebody pursue a walk off
and then Reverse Uno and sit back down.
I-I don't know what she thought she was doing,
or what she thought she was gonna do,
but she didn't do it.
How'd this happen? - Let me tell you somethin'.
- I don't need a lecture, but what I am gonna say--
- I thought that I liked you. I thought that I liked you.
- I thought that I liked you, too.
- I don't know. - But you're too--
I don't gotta like you! - Let me tell you.
Let me tell you why I don't like you.
- I don't like you! I don't like you either.
- Because you sat in front of my ----ing face,
- No, I don't have to like you.
- And you just said somethin' about the fact
that I'm going through what I'm going through
with my business. (BLEEP) you.
- Like I give a (BLEEP).
- You don't, you and them big-ass feet.
- You don't think I give a (BLEEP).
- Do not give-- your husband don't even like you.
- I don't. Uh, we don't have
a live-in wife in the basement.
- What are you talking about? - Wait, what?
- Whoa.
- She said a what? Her in the basement?
Now, we got a husband in the basement,
but you got a wife in the basement?
- Angela, at this point,
probably needs to mind her business
because she probably got somebody in her basement, too,
but she just don't know about it.
You're too low, stop. - Oh, no, but what you won't do
is you won't disrespect me.
- And you won't disrespect me either.
- Stop. - You won't ----ing disrespect me.
- You won't disrespect me either.
- So, I guess we're just two broke bitches
sitting in a tree. - We are.
We're millions in-- millions in assets.
- K-I-S-S-I-N-G. - Millions in assets, though.
- Millions in assets, bitch.
Millions in assets. - Stop.
- The bitch-- the bitch is-- - Millions in assets.
You must be obsessed. You know everything about me.
- I don't know nothin' about you, - Bitch, okay.
- But you know enough about me to have a conversation.
- What color is my pussy 'cause you're all in my sh--?
- I would never. I would never.
- Like, I don't understand. - I would never.
- Like, it's clear--
it's clear that-- and you're not--
take that wig off, take them lashes off,
and take that lip off. Let's see how you look.
- And I would get the same man I got.
- No, no, you would look like a boy, Damon.
- Damon?
- Mmm, wait.
- Who is Damon? [laughing]
- All the Damons I know are pretty handsome.
- She done pulled that out of the web, or out the air.
- Maybe y'all can just have a seat.
- Yeah, sit down. - Bring down the aggression
a little bit.
- We just heard the screaming from downstairs.
- Did y'all eat? - Yeah, we did.
- I don't wanna argue wit' you, Angela.
- Girl, I-I love you.
- That sound like a peace offering.
I don't wanna argue wit' you, okay.
- I don't wanna argue wit' you 'cause I am blessed.
- No, but if we could take it back, your tone.
I'm not sayin' you're bothered by me
'cause that wasn't what I was trying to say.
Your tone does come across as aggressive.
- Okay.
- This was not on my bucket list
to be a part of the war of words
between Angela and Pinky
but, boy, has it been most satisfying to me.
Oh, my goodness, they are the same people.
I love it! Both in a lot of debt.
Hmm. [laughing]
- K, you don't wanna sit down?
- I sat wrong. - Okay.
I am very confused with K's energy.
She doesn't wanna have a seat. She doesn't wanna eat.
I don't know, but I haven't gotten to know her
to know how she is.
It's giving crank. It's giving cranky.
- Well, y'all look beautiful. I look crazy.
But y'all look absolutely gorgeous.
- I look crazy. I look like--
- I will see y'all a little bit later.
- Y'all went, I mean, like, to the pits of hell.
- Yeah. - I'm gonna get on your back.
If you're going to hell, I wanna go, too.
[laughing] - That's where y'all went.
- Jesus.
- Make it a ticket for two, you know.
- Damn, damn. - Yeah, I was just--
- It was a dinner from hell, but as a lady of faith,
I am just asking the Lord
to ensure that we have a great time,
and Shamea and Kelli leave me alone
about the pool house-- and Pinky.
That's my prayer tonight.
- Let's go get a ginger ale before the things
hop off around here.
- Next time, on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta"...
[laughing]
- Your energy was a little...
- Today is a new day.
It's givin' more, um, Oprah Winfrey fireside chat.
- I don't know why you're feeling like
we don't appreciate you.
- Because you guys keep talking about it!
Are you insane? - Porsha, I didn't scissor you!
Hot chili cheese Frito pussy,
I don't wanna scissor you!