♪♪
- Previously, on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta"...
[cheering]
- Cheers to friendship, safe sex, and paychecks.
- Adrienne Maloof invited me
to join the Tequila Comisario family.
Dallas is our biggest market.
- Yeah, yeah, yes.
- I was thinking about doing something with the ladies,
taking them on a little trip.
- You know what? That's a great idea.
- I hope that we have an amazing time because
we need to stop tripping and have some fun.
Okay, so, for the pool house room,
Kelli and Shamea.
- Eww, it got a stain on it.
- I told you that.
- I'm not sleepin' in here.
- They don't wanna come to dinner
because their room is a mess.
- Porsha, have you talked to Kelli?
- No.
- She's like, "Well, you're also around here
sleepin' with other people's husbands."
- What were you saying, though? What were you saying?
- I asked, are you bothered?
- Bitch... - Bitch?
- Wait, bitch?
- I am a bad bitch.
- Bad bitch that doesn't pay her bills.
- Your husband don't even like you.
- I don't-- we don't have a live-in wife
in the basement. - Oh!
♪♪
- Hey, sister.
- You look cute.
- Chile, I'm a little annoyed because,
last night, I missed dinner
because I was unhappy with my accommodations.
- Okay, yeah, honey.
- Exactly.
- Hello, handsome.
- How is your trip going?
[sighs]
- Me and Angela got into it yesterday.
- The tall one, the giraffe-looking one.
Yeah, her.
She said that we had a third wife
living in the basement.
- I said, "If we got a third wife livin' in the basement,
where they at 'cause we need some help with the kids?"
- Do you miss me for real?
- You miss me for the kids
'cause you need some help. - Sh--.
- I'm about to put applications out, okay,
"hiring for a third wife."
- I ate mine cold.
- Uh, well, hey, [indistinct].
You look amazing. - Hey, hey!
- The ass is assin', okay? - You're so silly.
- Well, hello, beautiful. - Good morning, guys.
- Hey. - How are you?
- How'd you sleep?
- I got, like, three hours.
- I slept like a damn baby last night.
- Y'all drove me crazy last night.
- Who is y'all? - I couldn't even get to sleep.
I was like, this is too much, day one.
- It was-- it was a lot, day one.
- Your energy was a little...
- It could have been.
I-I was defending my girls, okay?
- ...last night. - That's it.
It could have been.
Last night, Angela went low,
but a little argument ain't gonna hurt nobody.
I came here for one reason only,
and that's to get to know the girls in the group,
and I'll still even get to know you, bigfoot,
even though you were rude and nasty to me.
- It was some explosions.
- So, yes, the moral to the story is, um,
yesterday was day one.
[laughing] - It was a whole lot.
- I'm beginning to be concerned about Pinky's energy
because for her to be giving energy, like,
she wanna start somethin', nuck if you buck,
I'm just like, girl,
we need to get you some fresher plants to eat on.
- How did you sleep, Shamea?
- It was good once I was able to fall asleep.
- So, you slept in the--
- We slept in her room. - They slept in mine.
- Mmm. - I'm sleeping with Kelli
'cause we don't-- we don't have--
you know what I mean? So...
The fact that I'm having to share a bed
on a girls trip-- what if I wanna pass gas?
Now, I got to be cognizant of the fact
that I'm sleeping with somebody else
and hold my ass cheeks all night long.
- How's your movie going, by the way?
- I'm still waiting on the numbers.
- Shamea, did you see her movie?
- No, I haven't seen it yet,
but I'm looking forward to seeing it,
for sure. - For sure.
- I'm happy y'all two are just not fussing about nothin'.
- Shamea know I don't got no problems with her,
for real. - I mean, it ain't...
- Like, she can talk to me whenever.
- I've apologized.
You can choose to accept it or not,
and you've chosen not to accept it.
I'm just teasing.
- I mean, you said some hurtful things...
- Well, you have, too, Drew. - ...you know,
some very mean things. - And you have, too.
- You're like, "You know, I could've went worse."
- I said, "I could've went harder."
- That sounds like a threat. - Okay, no.
- Um, I didn't receive because she said,
"I apologize, but..." - Okay.
- And then I followed up and said,
"I apologize for the 'but.'"
It almost feels like, at this point, Drew,
you want a problem.
- Yeah, me neither.
[laughing]
- Shamea, her apology was definitely bullsh--,
like that mohawk bob
that she walked into Porsha's house with.
That's how I feel about it.
- What's all this racket goin' on out here?
- I feel like I need to go get dressed.
- Just having breakfast. - Everybody's ready.
So, I can be down in ten minutes?
- All right, yes. - Okay, all right.
- And, um, where's Kelli? How's Kelli doing?
- She's down there getting dressed.
- Oh, yeah, where's Kelli?
- I gotta work on my packing skills.
- The groups are splitting up today.
Porsha, Phaedra, K, and Angela
are gonna hang out with some horses today.
- About to go see some horses.
- And Pinky, Shamea, Kelli,
Drew... - Yes.
- We're all gonna go cattle, um--
what is it? Cattle hoarding?
- Oh, I'd love to. - Really?
I've never done that before.
- I would be comfortable,
and I would look out for some sh--.
- Oh, my God, what? Okay. - Oh, sh--.
I gotta step in some more sh--? - Ahh, literally.
- I really wanted to make sure that Kelli and Shamea
were with me because...
I just wanna make sure we're good
on this room situation.
And Drew, I just like Drew.
I need some backup from somebody,
and I don't know if I'm gonna be getting it from Pinky.
- I have no complaints.
♪♪
- I blend so much to the door,
so I'm trying to do this to give it some leg.
Today, I've made sure that the full glam team is here.
I got my wig tight, face snatched,
titties up. I'm feelin' like myself.
- Oh, you got a lip liner?
- I have a lip liner and gloss.
- See, this is teamwork.
- We're the richest bitches you ever seen
in your ----ing life.
- Ooh. - Shoot 'em up.
- All right, let's get this show on the road.
- All right. - Party time.
- After you, ladies. - Thanks.
- Where is everybody?
K is out here dedicated with corduroy.
Okay, who's playing? - Hot as (BLEEP).
- You-you are committed, okay?
Who is in our crew? - I think Phaedra.
- Where is Angela? - I know Pinky not going.
- Where's Pinky? - I don't know.
- She went with the other crew?
- Mm-hmm. - Oh, okay.
- Here's to women empowerment,
and here's to having a good time.
- Yes.
- All right, cheers. - And to Comisario.
- And to Tequila Comisario.
Although I'm here to celebrate the success
of my tequila,
I really just want the ladies to have a good time.
Like, let's just do a big one and have fun together.
- Mm-hmm.
- We missed you at dinner, though.
- I didn't have no glam or nothin'.
- I promise you, without makeup,
you would have been fine. - Thank you.
- I want you to know that you can still be
comfortable with us, at the end of the day.
I promise you. - Thank you.
- When I tell you, if you would have been at the table,
maybe it would have just been a little--
[laughing]
You coulda helped Pinky,
like, kinda, like, chill a little bit.
So... Hey! - Hey, gorgeous.
- I'm telling her about, um, last night
'cause I was telling, first of all, with Pinky--
- Ooh, chile.
- I've been around women like Pinky before.
That energy-- it doesn't-- - Yeah, 'cause they--
- I get that. - Yeah.
Pinky-- I think that she does too much.
Like, I thought she was a damn vegan.
She's bringing a lot of beef.
- Well, let's be clear.
We don't feel sorry for Shamea, okay,
'cause she is not giving feel sorry for me kinda energy.
I wanna be clear on that.
- [indistinct]. - Phaedra tellin' everybody
I eat meat.
So, I don't trust no lawyer that eat dead people.
- Can I finish talking? - Right. No, no, no.
Not here. We're not doing that here.
This is my place of business,
so we're not about to do this.
- I think Pinky's passion
was-- looked like aggression.
- But it's a difference between, "Yes," and, "Yes!"
[laughing]
"That's just the way I talk."
I'm like, well, can you just whisper to me?
- Yeah. - She's not a whisperer.
[laughing] - No.
It's because she needs some meat.
When you don't have protein in your body,
that-that bitch is hungry.
So, I figure, you know-- - But, in Pinky's defense,
I know she means well. - Yeah.
- She really was taken up. She felt that was wrong.
- No, she was the spokesperson,
and, I mean, she was-- - Yes, she was.
- And when it come to her friends,
she is gonna go hard, and she doesn't care.
- Oh, she did. Hey, how are you doin'?
- Are y'all going to the rodeo?
Like, I missed the memo. - Yes!
- Hey, well, you got some memo.
- I missed the memo.
- What you got on? Heels? Oh, my God.
- You feel good? - Yes.
- I feel good. Last night was, you know,
she said some things that were hurtful.
I said some things that were hurtful. - It was read for read.
- And then that's just, you know, what happens.
Pinky talks too ----in' much
and don't know what she's talking about,
but I don't have an issue with Pinky.
I said everything I needed to say to Pinky,
and I'll say it again.
She has a whole live-in wife in the basement.
- So, today, we're going to see dressage.
- What is that?
- That was my competitive sport.
So, I've been riding horses
since I was eight or nine years old.
I rode dressage all throughout undergrad,
and that was my competitive sport in college.
So, a dressage is when you actually-- the rider,
meaning the person, and the horse,
they connect as one,
and you give them very extensive stuff to do,
so you really have to be one with that horse.
- So, you're a rideologist.
- Yeah.
- You really know how to ride.
- ♪ Ride it ♪ - Ride it!
That's your song, right there.
- Look, I grew up around horses my whole life.
I ain't never heard of no dressage.
We call it go see that horse.
All right, y'all, let's have us a good day.
- Yes, girls trip.
- Y'all better make me have a good first girls trip.
- That's right. - Come on, now.
[laughing] - Okay.
- Cheers! It's gonna be good.
♪♪
- So, we are running a little late.
I don't know if the cattle will wait for us,
if we missed 'em.
I don't know how it works.
I do know the cattle drive only happens twice a day.
So, if we don't drive faster
to get here to the cattle drive,
we're gonna be driving back not seeing any cattle herding.
I really wanna have a good time today.
Last night ended on not such a fun note.
- One second, 'cause no one's over there
where we are.
We're over there by ourselves,
so you guys don't know what we seen and what we dealt with.
- The place was filthy.
- And the problem is, for me--
- You know I don't want you to be in an unclean place.
- I know, but I know you don't.
- I'm doing the best that I can to rectify the situation.
- You did say you were gonna send someone over,
but it didn't get cleaned, and nothing happened.
- It wasn't taken care of.
- So, are the cleaners coming in today?
- They're coming in today, but it wasn't taken care of.
- Girl, this is not a hotel.
I was told that they were gonna take care of it
as soon as possible.
So, when we come back, if the room is not clean,
I will walk my legs over and clean it my damn self.
You guys talking about that room situation
to the point where it's just taken over,
taken up so much time.
I mean, Pinky came to dinner hot as freaking fire,
like, basically, pretty much said you guys
were, like, dragging me about the whole situation.
I'm doing the best that I can do!
- I don't know why you're feeling like
we don't appreciate you.
- Because you guys keep talking about it!
- Okay.
- Pinky said you guys were, like, dragging me
about the whole situation.
- You did say you were gonna send someone over,
but it didn't get cleaned, and nothing happened.
- I'm doing the best that I can do!
- All right.
- Can I just say this?
When you are in a space, and you're traveling,
you at least want something comparable
to what you're used to. So, I think it was just--
What's wrong with your neck, Drew?
Are you okay? - I mean, 'cause we're just--
- Did-did the bus jerk you? What happened?
- We're talking about dirt,
but now you're talking about comfortability.
But the fact is, you had a good night rest.
- Okay. - You look gorgeous, honey.
- And you look like the alien in your movie.
- And what do you look like, mis-proportioned?
- Stop. This is where we are with everything.
It's not a hostage situation.
If you don't wanna be here, leave, okay?
- I would never put you in a space...
- I wanna feel-- I wanna-- - ...where you did not feel comfortable.
- Kelli-- and, again, I'm-I'm talking to Kelli, right now.
I hear you. I am sorry.
- That's not your fault, Cynthia.
I said that yesterday. - I'm talking to Kelli.
- I mean, Cynthia, come on, now.
They don't even cook in the big house.
They only cook in our house.
Y'all cooking on this side the whole time?
- Yes, ma'am. - Yeah.
- Keep you in the doghouse with us.
- We're in the outhouse. We're in the chef house.
My Versace's smellin' like fried chicken,
fried fish, and seabass.
Can it just be at least clean?
- My gala is tomorrow.
I mean, are you guys trying to sabotage my trip,
at this point?
We're not talking about the room.
- Okay. - That is closed. Next caller.
- I hope that room is clean when we get back.
- It's okay. It's fine. - I do not wanna hear...
...anything else about this room being dirty.
- Oh, this is my first time meeting...
the durag 50 Cynt.
I met the one from Power who don't play that sh--.
- Can I have another one, please?
[laughing] - Oh...
y'all is stressin' my girl out.
♪♪
- Hey, hey, hey! [laughing]
- So, what's going on for the gala tomorrow?
- At this point, chile, I don't have the strength
or the bandwidth to even worry about it.
- Is your boo still coming tomorrow?
- My boo? My friend. - Is your friend coming?
- So, I talked to Blakk last night.
I told him Derrick was coming.
- You're so smitten. You like him.
- And I-- that's my-- like, I really, like, love him.
- Wow.
- Uh-uh, not love, like L-O-V-E love.
- I'm sorry, but last time I checked,
love was like a big thing.
One, four, three is, like, everything.
Like, you love. Like, so, you LOVE him.
- Oh, yeah, Ralph gonna have to get out the basement.
- What's your read on Drew?
- You know, this is my second time seeing Drew.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, she didn't--
- I don't think I get to know Drew.
I don't think-- - You know what was weird?
When we were on the-- in the bus yesterday,
she said that you knew Blakk.
She was like you-- - She did, and then
she used her finger, and I was like,
no, never use your finger.
- He had a time.
Well, y'all are friends.
- You don't know him? - I don't know that man.
- Oh, okay, well, he enjoyed you.
- Look, only reason I know Blakk, it's a DM.
Like, he being like, "Oh, you're fine."
This young man named Blakk is salivating over my cakes.
I'm bakin' a cake.
You're up under my cake baking.
- He wanted to see that cake.
- He wanted to see the cake that I cooked.
- Mm-hmm. - But I got a little hip.
- You did say that-- - I got a little hip.
I get it, players play.
But Drew goes to imply
that I am doing something with somebody,
and I'm a married woman.
You're not gonna do me like your husband do you.
- Well, maybe, you know, that's a conversation.
- I don't need to talk to Drew about no man that I don't want.
- Oh, this is so cute, y'all. It's a little town.
♪♪
- Super cute.
- Oh, oh, the cattle is coming.
Yeehaw! - Oh, my goodness.
- This is amazing.
- Well, I've never seen cattle this up close.
- They're so uniform.
- Oh... now, you're gonna stop now.
We gon' be nice. - I'm gonna be nice.
- 'Cause you know that's my girl, now.
- I'll be nice. That's fine. That's fine.
- Listen. - Wow.
- That was it? - Two more minutes, and, chile,
we would have missed it. - This is so cute.
- Wait, that was the cattle herding?
Like, that was-- - That was it.
We came all that way to watch cattle walk down the street.
- It was 30 seconds.
- I thought we were goin' for somethin' that's exciting.
I'm thinking we're all yeehaw.
- It was somethin' to see. [laughing]
- Are we gonna get some oxtails or somethin' after this?
[mooing]
- Oh, beautiful horses. - Oh, my God, I wanna see them.
♪♪
They're gorgeous.
Whoo! - Ooh!
- Hi, ladies.
- Hello. - Hello.
[sighs]
- This is Leo. He is an attention hog.
- Yes. - Ooh, you got the right girl.
- As he should. He fine.
- I have a fan for each of you
because it's a little bit warm.
- Oh. - Thank you.
- Welcome to Texas. - I need this.
- So, we're gonna take you guys on what we call
a mini Italian tour of dressage today.
And then, later, we have a very beautiful lunch
set up for you all, okay? - Yes.
- Lovely-- excited about that. My goodness.
- And you just wanna make sure
you never stand behind the horse, okay?
- Yeah, not too close 'cause he gets scared.
So, today, I want a beautiful dressage afternoon
with an Italian twist.
So, I am a dress--
- Sh--! Goddamn.
- I don't think he like her accent.
- I am a dress--
- Sh--! Goddamn. - You okay?
- Are you okay? - Y'all okay?
- No, we're blessed.
- So, we're gonna just stand on this side of the wood.
- We just stole too many of their ponytails off their ass.
They're comin' for vengeance.
- So, like I was saying, today we're doing
a little bit of dressage.
I don't know if you know what dressage is.
It's-- you know? - Yes, our friend educated us.
She did it when she was younger.
- I've been riding English Hunt Seat.
- I'm going to do a little bit of a trot and canter.
Maybe you can explain them since you know what I'm doing.
- Yes. So, if it was an actual competition,
they would be calling out, "Walk, halt, stop, trot."
- How do you tell the horse what's the next movement?
- You tighten the thighs around him,
and he knows to pick up the speed.
- You know how that works. - It is encouragement.
[laughing]
- You know how that works. Don't-don't act like--
put that little grip on him. Speed up.
All right. - Good job, Leo.
- Yeah, Leo! - Go, Leo. You did that.
- So, who is next?
♪♪
- Like, lady, this horse just tried to kill us.
Now, we're supposed to ride his ass,
so he can really finish the job?
- I just need to get you a helmet.
- My wig's too big for that helmet.
- I have a skirt on.
- I feel like I don't want nobody on my back.
- I don't have on the right shoes.
- Not even you?
- You're my equestrian.
- Oh.
- Girl, I ain't fitting to say that on no TV.
Do that with Beverly Hills.
Theirs ain't tacked down neither. Sh--.
- You came all the way to Texas.
You need to be on a horse.
♪♪
- You just have to sit here and look pretty.
I'll keep you safe.
♪♪
[horse neighing]
Coming up next...
- What you do is, you start a conversation.
- Yes, finish. - You run the conversation.
- It's very aggressive. - I'm listening.
- You're gonna get the energy you put out.
♪♪
- No more bullsh--. - No more bullsh--.
[laughing]
- I wanna ride a bull, not ride bullsh--.
- There is actually a live bull over here.
- Oh, it's like a real bull. - Oh, my God.
I can take a picture of y'all with it.
- What's the bull's name? - Gunner.
- Are you okay?
Blink twice if you need some help.
- Pinky, are you gonna get on?
- Let me get my handbag back from Kelli.
- No, I'm not. I'm vegan,
and I'm not gonna sit on you 'cause I'm vegan.
♪♪
♪ Blink twice ♪
♪ Blink twice if you need some help ♪
♪ I'm vegan ♪
♪ Blink twice if you need help ♪
- Hi. - Welcome in.
- Thank you. I'm here with my girls.
- Hi. - Okay, table of five?
- Hi. How are you? - Yes, please. Thank you.
- All right.
How are you feeling on some shots?
- Oh! How are we feeling on some shots?
- Yes, a shot of Casa.
- We're feeling real good about some shots.
- And then I'm gonna put in my order.
Uh, we're gonna start with the loaded nachos
and deviled eggs. - Okay.
- I want the ribs, please. - The slow-cooked ribs.
- Smash burger.
- Well, I said, "Oh, Cynthia ass don't care about me
'cause ain't no way you're bringing me
to a restaurant that the prime thing that
they sell on the menu is beef.
I'm vegan.
I'll just take some French fries.
- French fries. - Aww, I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
- Cynthia, I know we got beef, but you could've left
somethin' on the menu for Pinky.
They say the grass is greener.
- I mean, I'm not saying that Pinky should have
packed her own snacks, but if I was vegan,
I would know, if I was going to Texas,
there would be a high possibility
that there was gonna be a lotta meat around.
- Girl, I was vegan for, like, two weeks,
and then I ended up in the hospital.
Like, okay.
- You had to go to the hospital?
- Yeah, because my blood type is O.
- I'm O-negative.
We got somethin' else in common.
- Oh, my God.
- I can give you blood, if you ever need it.
- If I needed blood from Shamea,
I feel like Shamea would run to the bank.
She'd be like, "Look, everybody, look what I did."
You know, she'd put it on social media,
twerk on the blood.
She would throw a whole blood donation parade in Decatur
to let everybody know she donated me blood.
- Listen.
- Wow, I'll have to literally call you
if I'm on my deathbed. Can you imagine?
- Yes. - Yes. Wow.
- Oh, I gotta call Shamea. Can you save my life, please?
- This is me.
Oh, there's just one little thing you gotta say.
- What would that be? - I'm sorry.
- Really?
Is that what you would like from me?
- A genuine apology.
- Do you want to apologize at the same time?
One, two, three, go.
- Okay, all right. Hold on. - Yes!
- Yes, and you guys have to hug at the end.
- As long as you leave your mama and the generational gang up
over there-- - One, two--
♪♪
- Guess what, girl. Hold up.
Can y'all not see the enemy in the midst
trying to tear you down?
- You can't sneak in somethin' about my mom
and think I'm-I'm not gonna talk about it.
- Lord Jesus. - It's confusing for me.
See, Lord Jesus-- I'm trying to talk to you.
Little stuff like-- - Me talking to Jesus
has nothing to do with me not listening to you.
- Hey, I'm sorry.
I-I don't want to interrupt you.
You guys can finish this conversation,
but can you guys please sit because we're in a restaurant?
- Yes. - Thank you.
Just a mild request. - I-I tried.
- I think we both tried. - And y'all are gettin' close.
- No, Pinky, I don't think they're getting close.
I don't know if it's like a bad breakup,
like Destiny's Child, but we know who is Beyonce
and who is LeToya. [laughing]
♪♪
- Okay, ladies, let's come inside the barn here.
- Ooh, this is gorgeous. - This is Bonnie.
- Bonnie got that GoNaked Hair up in there.
Yes, chile, yes.
I've had GoNaked Hair ten-plus years.
You know, for us to sell hair just online,
being over a seven figure earner every year has been amazing.
Yours is definitely about a-- about a good 20-inch right here.
And honestly, these horses' hair look good.
I can make some money off this herd.
- We have something special for you.
We have an Italian wine tasting.
- Oh, they set up a table in the middle of horse manure.
- Buona sera. - Ciao, bella.
- Ciao, bellissima. You like Italian wines?
- I like Italian men. - Okay.
- I'm in my dating era.
Updates on Che Che, well, Che Che is fun.
Oh, Che Che we gotta go. - I'm ready. Check.
- I see him when I want, and that's about it.
So, you know, I'm open to dating an Italian man.
- That will be very, very good. Yes.
- He can keep his wine. Just bring your wallet.
- What we're actually gonna be drinking,
it's a wine from Pompei, a little fizzy.
- So, how would we taste a beautiful wine like this?
Do we swirl it?
- Yeah, so, the first thing you wanna do,
you wanna look at the color, okay?
- Okay. - It has to be very, very clear.
- Yeah.
- And then you go ahead, swirl it a little bit,
and start smelling it. [hoofbeats]
- Smelling something else. - What are you smelling?
Okay. [laughing]
- I'll give you a clue. - Okay.
- Look at him.
Look at his eyes looking at me.
- They're like, why are you here?
- Yeah, this is a little weird, guys.
It's like having a dinner in the bathroom.
- I'm sure a lot of these people have ate a little sh--.
It just wasn't out of a horse's ass.
I'm just sayin'.
- We are gonna try something from Puglia, okay?
It is a sparkling rose, champagne style.
- Salute, ragazze.
- Salute.
- Ragazze.
- Salute, ragazze.
[laughing]
- Oh, my gosh. Oh, my Lord, Jesus.
- The wine is already making the effect.
- It is. It is.
- A strong effect-- a strong effect.
- What is wrong wit' you? [laughing]
This is the Porsha I've loved for years.
Even that little sneaky snake, Phaedra,
I get her Southern charm.
Today really made me be like maybe there is something
in each one of these ladies I can build a friendship from.
- Roll the R. - Roll the R. Ragazze.
[laughing]
- Listen, so, last night, what's going on?
- You and Angela-- I walked away for two seconds
and came back,
and you guys were in a full-on battle.
- She said that I seemed bothered.
- Oh, you were bothered.
- Did I need to come like that? Maybe not, right?
Like, she's beneath my tax bracket.
Like, I shouldn't even be arguing like that.
- Whoa, see? See? - Now, wait a minute, now.
- But she was not nice.
- I get it, Big Ange is below her tax bracket,
which, uh, she could very well be.
I-I don't know what it is that Angela does.
- She even talked sh-- about you.
She said that-- - Now, how I get in it?
- Yes, she did.
She said that you said, "Frick and Frack is whack."
- What about Frick and Frack?
- Well, hey. - Frick and Frack is whack.
- Oh, from your mouth, not mine. - Not mine.
- Oh. I said it,
and I'll say it to Frick and Frack, too.
Thank you.
The energy with Porsha is, you can't expect for me
to allow you to just sit here and tell lies and play with me.
- I told her, I said, "What you said seemed hurtful."
And she was like, "Well, it was true."
You said that she slept with a married man.
- That's true.
She said the exact same thing to me,
except it was not true.
- Well, I mean, the things that I said about her are true.
P needs to learn to stop trying to (BLEEP) everybody's husband.
- Damn.
- So, she said it hurt her feelings, right?
So, I guess, you know, I think, at the end of the day,
hurt people try and hurt people,
and that's something that she has to deal with.
At this point, I'm sick of whore-sha.
[slurping]
- Um, Pinky, last night,
you made a couple of us uncomfortable.
- You said I did? - Yeah.
- Oh, did I, really? - Yeah.
- Like, your intention was good, right?
- When I was talking to Cynthia,
they said that my tone was a little aggressive.
- I received what you were saying,
but I do feel like there's a reason
why it ended up going left.
First of all, you didn't have any of the backstory.
I had already-- - No, no, no,
I did have the backstory. Shamea showed me the picture.
- Well, you didn't have my backstory.
- Well, they asked me how it was going in the room,
so I communicated what was happening. Yes.
- Absolutely, but, again, the puzzle just don't have
one piece, chile. - You're-you're right.
- It takes a lot to put it all together.
- And Shamea-- and Shamea called you.
So, my conversation-- - And we had talked.
We had laughed.
We had done a bunch of things by the time we got to you,
respectfully. - We did. We did.
We did, but let's be clear. - Oh, I'm clear.
- That was my first time having a conversation with y'all
after I had a conversation with them.
So, can you imagine they're coming to me--
- Yeah, so, you came in hot.
- The table was very messy, but I have moved on.
Like, it's a new day.
- Can you open up the floor for questions
before you close this out?
Because what you do is, you start a conversation.
- Yes! - You run the conversation.
- Nobody asked you, Sallie Mae Navient.
Nobody asked you.
- So, please don't come in here
and run the whole conversation
and not open up the floor. - Okay, so, I'm open.
I'm listening. I'm listening. - It's very aggressive.
- It's very disrespectful to call somebody aggressive,
especially with all Black women have to go through.
So, if you feel my aggressiveness
is taking up space in your little world,
then I'll be aggressive.
But what you will not do is, you will not disrespect me
because I'm powerful, and I'm strong,
and I stand in my truth.
- You're gonna get the energy you put out.
- But-but listen. It is what it is.
- I think we should just get our food to go.
♪♪
- Can we listen to some music?
- I'm gonna find Porsha a song. I got it.
- You're gonna pull up "Flatline", honey.
♪ Is broken and flatlined ♪
♪ It's flatlined ♪
- You know, she was on the charts, now.
- Three weeks-- three weeks. - Three weeks, baby, "Flatline."
- Yes, I was. - Yes, she was.
- I'm still gettin' $15 checks, now.
[laughing] - Porsha...
♪♪
[knocking]
- Coming. - Can I come in?
- Yeah.
- Oh! - Oh, my God.
You look so pretty. - Girl, I had to change.
You was taking a nap? - Yeah, I was.
I came in here and passed out. - Oh, my, I love your--
- I drank so much tequila. - It picked us up.
We was able to talk a lot.
Hello. [laughing]
I feel like I've been baptized now.
Like, I have never seen-- I've heard about the nip slips,
but I've never experienced the nip slip.
- Are my nipples out? Okay. - Yeah.
- Can you please stop giving us your whole titty?
- Oh, Jesus.
- Girl, look at this titty.
- Ahh! God!
I'mma blame it on the tequila, chile.
- I feel like you're doing such an amazing job
taking care of us, hosting. - I don't know.
Like, I was just so stressed out
about the whole Shamea-Kelli thing.
- But their rooms are clean now?
- To my knowledge, yes.
I think they're good, now. - Yeah.
♪♪
- Workin' it.
- What is the real issue?
Because I feel like it's bigger than the room.
I feel like whatever's going on,
I don't think this is just the room.
I think, at the end of the day,
Shamea just might feel a tiny bit some kind of way
about not being in the big house.
And I know that she and Porsha
are not really on the best of terms right now,
but I still feel like Shamea still feels a little attached,
and now she's feeling detached.
I feel like there is definitely something deeper,
like, on her spirit, right now.
- Yeah, and she covers it with the twerking.
She covers it with the jokes.
[laughing] - What's the little dance?
What was she doing? - She be like...
Come on, Cynthia.
[laughing]
♪♪
Hey! Girl! If you don't go-- girl!
- Shot o'clock! - Shot o'clock!
Shot o'clock!
Yes.
- Cynthia, she was really hurt, number one,
that they didn't like their room and that it was dirty,
or whatever that was. - Yeah.
- Because Kelli and Shamea know Cynthia.
They didn't just meet Cynthia. - Yeah.
- This is not somebody who just planned a trip.
- I feel like I've only gotten a good person from Shamea.
She's beautiful.
She's a chocolate woman.
Like, I like sleeping with chocolate women,
so I think they're amazing, so maybe I wouldn't see.
- What you talking about? [laughing]
- Oh, I-- oh, I do think chocolate women are beautiful.
That's the type of women I like sleeping with.
- Sleeping with 'em.
- I'm gay on holidays.
When all the women walk up to me at my show,
they'll be like, "A holiday's coming up."
So... "Holidays" is my pass.
Like, I like women. I like men.
And I always think that...
- What? - Yes, sexual chocolate.
- But what I'm saying is...
♪♪
[knocking]
- Who is it? - It's me.
I'm tryin' to make sure-- - Welcome.
- I'm tryin' to make sure you ain't got no wives
in the basement. - Okay, bitch.
'Cause what the hell? [laughing]
- How do you feel about Pinky?
- You know what? I hate to say this, Drew.
Like, Pinky is kinda hard for me sometimes
because the energy police
actually turns the energy sometimes.
- Yeah, it's that Baltimore energy.
- Like, it just kept going and going at the dinner.
- It's too much. - Yeah.
- And so, for that to be how these conversations
are about to go,
it's gonna be an energy drainer.
- I can't do it. - Yeah.
- Like, I honestly can't do it.
- I am very mindful of my energy
because I'm mindful on the energy that I'm around
because this is new for me, right?
- Mm-hmm. - To be around all of these women,
and I'm usually only around my husband.
- Mm-hmm. - And it's just like,
I don't have patience for bullsh--.
I just don't. - Yeah.
- Like, so, like, that fuse is-- - It's short.
- It's a short fuse.
- Pinky inserts herself in everyone else's drama.
- She definitely inserts.
Please un-insert, ma'am.
- Un-insert. [laughing]
- Un-insert.
- And I'm like, damn, like, is this y'all energy every day?
- Well, you know, you gotta think about it.
When you are in a group of women
that really don't have a lot of other things going on--
- Going on, yes.
- The energy becomes different, right?
- Yes. - Like, this--
I think this is why me and you connect so well.
- Mm-hmm. - Because it's like,
girl, I got the kids. I got business.
I have all these things that I'm worried about.
- Yes. - And I'm a self-made, right?
- Self-made.
- So, our resilience, it hits a little different than others.
- It hits a little different.
I built my business from my back,
and Angela had to lay on her back.
- Not laying on your back.
- Like, I didn't have to lay on my back to get here, okay,
like she did, okay? [laughing]
Okay? - Yes.
- Coming up...
- What truth dropped in your lap?
- That you slept with a married man.
- Where--
- Her drawers came off after the flight.
- My drawers did come off after the flight.
You're absolutely right.
♪♪
- How does anybody get outta here?
I ain't never sat in the back of a car for so long.
♪♪
- We're gonna have us a good dinner tonight.
- Uh, listen, I'm telling you.
I'm taking the ladies to Paradiso.
It's a beautiful restaurant here in Dallas.
And after last night,
this trip is not quite what I expected.
It's time for a reset and reboot.
- You're just classy.
[laughing]
♪♪
- I'm hungry. - Look at that moon.
Whoa.
Ooh, I need a strong man to help me get up here, chile.
- Jesus.
Wait, I don't wanna rip my jeans.
And one, and two, three,
- Two, and one, two, three, go.
[laughing]
- All that ass! - Must be nice.
- Yes.
[sighs]
- Shots, anybody? - Shot o'clock!
- Shot o'clock!
[laughing]
- Well, we're here for tequila,
so we are here for tequila. - We're here for tequila.
[laughing]
[shouting, indistinct chatter]
- I was just asking about you.
- Sexy lady. - Give me a push.
- One, two... three. [groans]
It's all that ass in the back.
Oh, baby! Hi, ladies.
- So, I tried to call you earlier on.
I've been spreading the news.
Everybody, I got a public service announcement.
Baby, our sh-- is bomb! You hear me?
- Yes. - Oh, we're in there.
We laid in our beds.
Oh, happy day. [sighs]
Thank you. - Yes.
- Praise the Lord. The room is clean.
Thank you, Jesus.
I mean, I hope they did a-- performed an exorcism,
as well, while they cleaned it, honey,
because I was starting to think the room was possessed.
♪♪
- Hello, ladies.
- Oh, yes, sexy lady, come on.
- Not messing around. - Come on, now.
- Oh! - Whoo!
- What a warm welcome.
Um, I-I didn't know you were gonna be more naked than me.
- Girl, no. - Cheeks to seat.
Cheeks to seat.
We eating 'em up tonight, honey.
- So tell us about y'all's excursion.
Did y'all actually herd 'em?
- We heard the cattle,
like we literally just "heard" the cattle.
- Yes, we heard them.
Yeah, we watched them. - It was a cattle parade.
- Yes.
- Like, it was about 20 of 'em walk past us,
and we was like, hey, oh, there they go.
[laughing]
- I heard that you guys had a blast.
- A ball, like a ball. - What did y'all eat?
- We took our order to go. - Really?
- Gonna eat in the stables?
Gonna eat in the stable with the horses?
Now that had me in tears.
I have not laughed that hard to the point of tears.
- Really? Oh, my gosh. - I haven't done that in years.
- You said you wanted us to what? Connect this trip?
- Connection. - We connected.
- I keep doing like this. - Yeah.
[laughing]
- That was a success.
♪♪
- Okay, so, I have this fun connection question.
So, each person, tell us something
that they've they learned about each person
that they didn't know before this trip.
- I didn't know that Phaedra was actually nice.
- Oh! [laughing]
- Okay, that's a good one.
- I'm glad you got a chance to ride with me before I--
- You're welcome, Cynthia.
Connection!
- This being my first girls trip,
the most shocking thing was walking through that airport,
and white ladies like, “Oh, my God, it's Phaedra.”
I'm like, Phaedra?
If I ain't learned nothin' else,
I know that Phaedra Parks is a household white lady name.
- I will say I know that Porsha is the key.
Like, she is a time and a half.
- Yes, she is.
- But, you know, when your wig is slipping,
you try to be-- Porsha like, “Ahh.”
- Yes, let it go.
- Girl, you just go snatch it off
when you're getting out of the car.
- We had got so sleepy 'cause we were riding so long--
why I used my wig as a pillow.
- Okay. - Oh!
[laughing] That's such a cushion.
- I didn't know that, um, K. Michelle,
last night at the pool, we were talking--
I didn't realize how much you had been through
and why you had such resistance and hesitation
when it came down to being a part of girl groups.
- Dealing with them girl groups in Atlanta,
like, that's why I be so rebellious.
- Mm-hmm.
- They tried to make Atlanta be hell.
- What? - They were awful,
and I just kept fighting in my career.
- But hearing you talk about it made me--
it opened my eyes to a lot of things.
So, I'm happy that you were so open and vulnerable.
- Yeah.
- Um, so, if anyone else wants to open the floor
to any connection...
- I really, really appreciate
you ladies' comments and support.
- At your grand opening. - That meant everything to me.
Honestly, it really did.
- Who all was there?
♪♪
- Angela was born messy, okay?
It's just in her DNA.
I think that she just took the crown to say,
"I'm just gonna be the bone collector."
- You should be here, Porsha. Give the phone to Kelli.
- If she wanna know what's happening,
she should've been here. - Here's Kelli, Porsha.
See how I make things work. I made things work.
- You ain't gotta do all that, chile.
- So, Angela, who all was there, you know, I mean, clearly,
you know who all was there,
and you know who wasn't there, as well.
So... - Who wasn't there, Kelli?
♪♪
- Who all was there?
- Clearly, you know who all was there,
and you know who wasn't there, as well.
- Did you enjoy the event, Angela?
- I had an amazing time.
- Oh, you did? - Thank you.
- And the food was good.
And the flowers that you sent were beautiful.
- Kelli told me that she didn't want broken flowers
from a broken person. - I did.
I just felt like, in our group,
support is more appreciated than a flower.
- Girl, my presence wasn't necessary.
Celebrate yourself and them hot dogs,
and what does she serve? What?
Waffle-waffle-- waffles and things?
I would not know.
Just like you said you don't like me saying what I said
in front of K, which is one person--
- Who's sleeping with married men?
- I mean, you have.
- I've never slept with a married man.
- You absolutely did.
You could've told me that you felt a way
about me sleeping with married men
prior to doing it in an interview.
- Excuse me?
- That's why I said to you what I said in front of K.
Period. What's broken about me?
- So, basically, you just wanted
to reflect how you felt about yourself
in front of K, right? - No, no, no, no, no,
you lied on me. - 'Cause basically,
you're saying that-- I didn't lie about anything!
- K was there. Have you-- did you not say
that you wanted to sleep with Charles?
- And then you got-- then you got cool, and then--
- Have you never slept with a married man?
- No, bitch!
- Bitch, didn't you sleep with R. Kelly?
Didn't you sleep with R. Kelly?
- Bitch, he wasn't ----ing about to marry the time.
- R. Kelly was damn sure married.
- He was not. No, he ----ing was not.
- He was married. He was married.
- He was not.
- Wait a minute. Porsha slept with R. Kelly?
“I Believe I Can fly” R. Kelly?
The “Bump n' Grind” R. Kelly?
“Same Girl” R. Kelly?
I'm like, oh, this is different.
- Kelli-- this bitch has read “The Pursuit of Porsha.”
I mean, she actually read my book to come try to read me
from my book.
So, I really don't give a flying (BLEEP)
what Kelli is talking about, okay?
But thank you for the sale.
Your truth dropped in my lap,
and I brought it to you. - It was?
What truth dropped in your laugh?
- That you slept with a married men BET weekend.
- Where? Well, who is he? Where is he?
- After you were on a flight with him.
- Where is he? - He went to your room.
- Well, where is he? - And-and, by the way,
her drawers came off after the flight.
- My drawers did come off after the flight.
You're absolutely right.
I went upstairs to my room and then met Shamea for dinner.
- With a married man. - I'm confused.
- This married man-- he text his friend,
who I was standing next to.
The guy was literally like, “I am here in the room
"and just got out of the bed f'ing Kelli.”
- The way he handled it was like a boy.
But, Kelli, the way you handled it
was like a slut.
By the way... - Who's the guy?
- ...you tried to call him a couple days
after we talked. - Who's the guy?
- Yes, you did. - Stop it. Who?
- 'Cause she wanted to find out what--
how does Porsha know the situation?
[laughing] Yes, you did.
Laugh, 'cause you definitely tried to call him.
- Are you doing, like, a Tubi movie or somethin'?
Like, what are you doing, Porsha?
- Let's spell it all out. - Okay.
- No... - Oh!
Yeah, spell it all out.
- Not to do with Phaedra. Tell her to do it.
- Do you know who he is, Phaedra?
- Well, no, do it. Let's do it.
- For her to reveal who it is, it definitely hurts
not the guy that's doing the sleeping around,
but it's the wife that is going to feel
the brunt of the pain.
So, I don't want it to be revealed
because I know this family.
- You're so worried about me.
Worry about the mother----ing liens on that house.
Worry about collecting the money.
- Oh, I knew you were gonna say that.
- Worry about collecting the coins.
- I knew you were gonna say that.
You worry about the house that you lost,
and the business that you're trying to build
that's already gone.
- Worry about collecting the coins.
I'm not worried about it.
Listen, I didn't marry a man for a house.
You married for funds.
We-we will never the be same.
- Whoa, guys, guys, guys, guys.
- Okay, I know you got that prenup 'cause it was--
'cause guess what. It was love.
- You should be able to read a legal document
better than that.
- Let me tell you about a bitch like me.
- Okay, all right. All right, okay.
- Bitch, you done ----ed every-- - I'm like you? Like you?
- ----ed, sucked, and scissored everything
in mother----in' Atlanta. - Like you?
Are you insane? - Who tried to scissor you?
- Girl, oh, my God! - All right, okay.
- Chili cheese? What?
♪♪