♪♪
- Previously, on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta"...
- Ladies, welcome to my home.
- Oh! Wow!
- This is beautiful.
- What time is it?
- all: Shot o'clock!
♪♪
- This is a party. You hear me?
- Whew, look who made it.
- Wait, you guys are literally walking out the door?
- No, we're leaving.
- Okay. - I don't scissor at all.
- So, you can continue to (BLEEP) that married man. - Excuse me?
- And he will never give you a dime.
- Oh, gosh. - What married man?
- You keep sayin',
"Oh, she know my friend, Blakk."
I really don't know the man.
- Huh?
So, what are you bothered by?
- I don't need you runnin' around here tellin' folk
that I'm around no man! - I never told nobody that.
- K.? K.? - You got me ----ed up.
- Oh, we wanna stand up-- we can stand!
- No, no, no, no, no, no! - She ain't gonna lie.
- Okay.
♪♪
- I've lived many lives,
and all of them have been fabulous.
- If you cast me in your drama,
I only accept leading roles.
- I've been loyal to a fault,
and now I'm ready to have my own back.
- I'm short, seasoned,
and always a full course meal.
- In a field of players, I always run it back.
- In a world of legends, they call me the Godfather.
- While they're busy beefing, I stay vegan.
- I don't need any background singers.
It's always my show.
♪♪
♪ I'm the chef in the kitchen ♪
♪ Let me cook a little bit ♪
- Hey, hey, hey. - Hey.
- I'm starving, y'all. I've been in traffic for forever.
Can I get some food, please?
♪ I'm gonna switch it up any time I see you try ♪
♪ In my DMs waitin' on a reply ♪
- Well, let me just tell you,
Leah is so prim and proper,
and she's so down to earth.
It's a good girl.
Wanna be in the big city with her bae.
Then he get over here with a wandering eye.
- That's amazing. [laughing]
- Ladies and gentlemen, introducing D Ella!
[cheers and applause]
♪ A B C D E F G ♪
♪ H I K K L M N O P ♪
- Say what?
- You messed my daughter up.
♪ My head is in overdrive ♪
♪ Spinnin' around like a satellite ♪
- How was today? - It was okay.
- It was okay? - A little slow but okay.
- You think it's still slow?
- I do.
Kitchen needs training. Service needs training.
We definitely have to have a staff meeting
with some training in there.
- Okay. [laughing]
- I don't know.
This has been an experience, a real experience, here.
- Okay.
My mom's role at both Nana's locations
is the role that she's had for the last...
umpteenth years of my life, and that's to do everything.
[laughing]
Thank you for holding it down while I have,
you know, really just been going through--
- You have. - I really-- you know, I'm sorry.
- And I wouldn't trade places with you.
[laughing]
- McDonough is doing amazing.
Sandy Springs, ha- not so well.
Usually, when we open a location,
we are breaking even and making money.
Um, this is just a little bit different.
[laughing]
- Of course, the T-shirt is-is high fashion.
It's Tom Ford.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
- Thank you.
- So, talking about finances,
I just did the calculations
to finally file the, um, child support,
and it's well over $50,000.
- It should be. - It's frustrating on me.
I am really in a financial bind
where I can't figure it out.
- I'm thinking about filin' for bankruptcy.
- Me, too.
You know, I went through all this stuff
with my ex-husband. - Yeah.
- And I was the owner, so I guaranteed
a lot of things in my name.
- This is a hurdle. This is not a roadblock.
- It's-it's affecting my mental.
I mean, I'm be-- I'm just being honest.
You know, I have to get up every day,
and I feel like I get up every day,
and I fight another fight. - I understand,
but you do have the prayer.
You have the altar in your bedroom,
and you and your children pray.
- It's affecting my kids, you know.
- It's affecting the kids. It has affected everybody.
- I can't even film with them.
The situation of me filming with my daughters
is another narcissistic tactic of my ex-husband.
A decision was made
that we needed to halt filming with the girls.
You know, like, that's a part of my everyday life.
He wants to continue to try and control my life.
He wants me to be in a position
where I have to depend on him,
whether that is financially,
or with his say.
I'm just in a space where I'm trying
to continuously grow and evolve,
and, you know, I am dating someone.
- If you told me you were pregnant,
I was gonna fall out of this chair.
Oh, you are dating someone.
- I mean, you know who it is.
It's, you know, Jarvis.
- I've seen people, but I don't know.
- Yes.
Jarvis and I have been officially dating for a year.
- Yes, Jarvis is an alias.
[phone ringing] Hold on.
- Hello?
- Babe, so, where did the name Jarvis come from?
- Yeah.
- That's fine.
- Okay, Tony. We'll call you back, Tony.
- All right. [laughing]
- Jarvis has brought you joy, though.
I can say that.
- Jarvis has brought me a lot of joy.
So, I met Jarvis, aka, Tony, at a Hawks game.
I actually wasn't interested.
We just talked briefly, and we exchanged numbers.
Ever since then, you know,
Tony Starks has been doin' his thing.
- Does he have a W-2 form? - He does.
- Whoa, you have stepped up. - I'm so happy for you.
- Nana! [laughing]
- You know how I feel.
♪♪
- How are you guys doing today?
- Fine. - Good, good, good.
Um, we have an appointment with Dr. Trevor.
- So, I'm gonna have you
fill out some paperwork for me.
- Today, I just-- I think it's just hitting me
that my teeth are gonna be out of my mouth.
- I'm excited to see this work get done.
- Oh, I thought you was excited
to see the teeth out of my mouth.
I was gonna say, oh, my God.
I was like, I don't want you to see me like that.
- Honestly, I'm passionate about it.
You know, family and friends make the worst patients.
- I don't think anything that I have done
in your dental office is a lot.
- You make me nervous.
- Aww, that's a good thing.
- Is it? [laughing]
- It's a good thing. - I guess.
- I hate these forms.
- You know, your wellness
and overall health is important.
You know, so...
- You know, Dallas was a lot.
But I have been very, very calm
with how I present myself.
Go up then! You wanna scoot?
- Would everyone agree with this assessment?
- They don't agree with sh--.
[laughing]
You can't ask them that. It's a weird dynamic, man.
After Dallas, I understood
who was in every plot, scheme.
Y'all are sittin' there waiting to confront me.
- Who? - It was Porsha and Drew
plottin' and pokin'.
I feel like you knew about it.
- I-I know about the Blakk conversation.
I don't about no other scheme.
- Mm-hmm.
- Now, I'm the boogeyman, too?
I've never asked anyone about K. Michelle.
Whatever this plot is, please tell us
because I have no idea what's goin' on.
I don't recall it, but...
that doesn't mean it didn't happen.
- ...she knows when to say, "I'm not in it."
She knows when to tap out.
It turns me on that you know not to play with me.
- Hello. - Hey.
- My name is Bri.
I'll be helping out Dr. Trevor today.
He's ready for you.
- You're so pretty.
- Thank you. You are, too. I love your outfit.
- You couldn't be his dental assistant.
I wouldn't have it.
[laughing] I'm just playing.
♪♪
- Hello.
You look good.
- Muah.
So, how are you doing? - I'm good.
- I literally just got back from New York this morning.
- Really? So, you're off a plane lookin' this good.
- Yeah, girl, this is-- this is--
this is the look from yesterday.
I just powdered it.
- You look good. - Thank you, girl.
Since Angela practically saved my life
from the wild mustang...
- I am a dres--
- Jesus! - Sh--! Goddamn.
- Dang, you okay? - I'm okay. You're okay?
- You're okay. - Yeah, I'm good.
This might be the start of a friendship.
You know, she's lookin' more young, more youthful.
Yeah. She really does!
- Ahh.
- Hello. Muah, muah.
- Your hair is so adorable.
- Thank you. - Woot-woot-woot.
- Muah. - You look like a babydoll.
Muah. - Muah.
- Oh, my God, it's pants and a belt.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yes.
- That is so adorable. - Thank you.
- I like that. - I like your hair.
- This is giving Poison Ivy.
- Usually a redhead but... - Ooh!
- Y'all are dressed up. This is cute.
- Child, I just threw this on.
I'm headed to the airport.
My daughter is in a fashion show.
- Ain't that cute? For fashion week?
- Yes.
- Oh, my God. - Well, she's done it--
This is her third year, so it's gonna be so good.
- That is so cute. - Aww, I love that.
You know, I really needed a rest--
after Dallas when I got back. - Oh, my God, yeah.
- But not you. Not you! - Not me.
- I was-- I was in the room.
[laughing] - Did you check that?
Emmys! - You were in the room.
The rooms I'm in, they don't know you.
- I'm in all the rooms I need to be in.
- Not the ones I'm in, honey.
- I'm actually invited, Angela,
and I don't see you in the room.
- It's okay.
- She may take you next time.
- Plus one. [laughing]
- So, y'all know my event's on Friday.
- Girl, yes. - So, I'm super excited.
I know the women need this session after Dallas
because there was a lot of chaos and foolishness,
and if Jesus can't fix it, maybe I can.
I'm tryin' to get to the bottom of it
before the party, of course.
A couple of days ago, I went to pottery
with K. Michelle and Kelli.
You know, K. Michelle feels like a scheme
is being set up to embarrass or humiliate her.
I was like, "What's the scheme?"
"It's about Porsha and Drew."
She really didn't elaborate on the scheme.
- That doesn't make any sense.
Where is a receipt?
Where is there evidence?
Who is telling her this?
- Someone is definitely telling her something. - I'm confused.
- It's the voices in her head.
- Oh, mmm.
- I'm badgering you, trying to figure out
who she is talking about. Who? Who? Who?
And it's me? You're talking about me?
Like, what? Why would I do that?
Like, I cared about her future and where she's trying to go.
- Yes. - And you're gonna turn around
and decide that I'm the problem.
That doesn't make sense.
I'm actually plotting on your happiness.
I'm trying to be a good friend to you,
but she's turning it all.
I don't-I don't understand what's going on.
But, look, shame on me for holding you down
like a big sis. - But, yes, holding.
- It's giving very childish.
You want another level of friendship,
but you're not ready for it. - Right.
- That's just what it's giving.
I'm no longer trying to handhold this girl.
- You're a bully, bitch. - Are you the bully?
- Am I the bully? - Am I the drama?
[laughing]
♪♪
- Coming up...
My husband just shared that he was uncomfortable
watching me onscreen be with another man.
I gotta respect that.
- So, you're gonna just quit acting?
♪♪
[laughing]
- Hello, girlies. What y'all doin'?
- We are playing.
- Well, I wanted to let you know I have a little surprise coming.
- Yay!
- I'll come in here and get y'all in a minute, okay?
- Okay. [laughing]
- I just told the girls that I got a surprise coming.
- What? - Pilar, the other day,
told me that she want a lizard.
I'm trying to get all the snakes and things out of our life.
She wants to bring them in and pet them.
I don't know about this.
But, y'all, I've just been resting.
Dallas was a lot. - Yeah.
It was Cynthia's gala? - Yes.
- I didn't know that. - That was the whole reason
we went, girl. - Okay, got it.
- The gala was the big, big thing we all flew in for.
- Yes. - Oh, wow.
- Mike flew in for. - Oh, Mike making some points.
- Oh, yeah, big points.
Mike was, like, bonding with the husbands.
So, they were all asking Mike, over me,
"You coming to the house?"
And I'm like, "Them is y'all husbands."
- Yes. - Like, I'm not fitting to be
over here laid up with somebody on a girls trip.
- Yeah. - Yeah, no, that's true.
- And it was just better.
When it comes to Mike, I think that he is a great guy.
However, his deal breaker is wanting to have a baby.
I just can't say 100% yes.
- I'm just gonna go check on the girls.
- Yeah, check on 'em. - Yeah.
- Mm-hmm. Well, I'll be back.
- Okay. So...
- Mike literally called me and was crashing out.
He was like, "I just wanted to let you know
I haven't talked to your sister in three days,
and she hasn't responded to my calls in three days."
So, that's why he was like, "All right, well, I'm gonna--
I'm gonna send a mariachi band."
- First of all, it was a whole damn concert.
- Yeah, you sent me the video. It was so cool.
- It was, yeah, a whole damn concert.
Girl, while we're standing outside,
guess who calls me in ten minute at the gate.
- Dennis. - Yes.
Go to daddy. There's daddy.
I'm in the middle, like, ahh.
He popped up. He never does that.
You know he lives, like, a stone toss away.
He lives that close to me. Yeah, he did the Kanye.
- Your life is a movie. - Literally.
So, anyway, Sway had been calling.
- How you doin'? - She was like, "So, be honest.
Like, what's happening?
Are you still dating someone else?"
And I said, "Yes." I'm trying to slow it down.
- Yeah. - You know, it's uncomfortable
because I like to lock in. - Yes, yes.
- Like, when we had Taco Tuesday, I was like,
"This is my boyfriend."
But, she and I went to another level,
deeper conversation,
not so surface. - Right, okay.
- Him and I have to do the same thing.
- Now, you want to see if he can get there.
- But I'm a little scared 'cause if I tell that man
that I don't want a baby, he said it's a deal breaker.
He said it's over. - Right.
Sway want a baby.
- Sway can have the baby. - Oh, true, okay.
He can get a surrogate.
- That's the thing-- getting the eggs out.
- Does it have to look like you? - What do you mean?
Somebody else's egg? - Yeah.
I don't have that many left for you.
- Give me your egg! - I don't have that many left.
- You got one left for me. You got one for me.
- So, you have taco night and movie night.
- Uh-huh. - Who you choosing?
[knock on the door]
- Oh, sh--, he's here.
If I had to choose between Sway and Mike,
at this very moment, I don't have to choose.
[laughing]
That's the good thing about it. It's here.
- What do y'all think inside the boxes?
- Maybe a lizard, just maybe.
- Oh! - Yes.
- Maybe, maybe.
[screaming]
- Porsha. - Oh! Oh!
- Oh, my God. - No, he's sweet.
He's sweet. - Nuh-uh.
He keeps looking at me like that.
- No, he's just slithering. - Oh, okay.
- Ooh. - What are you doing?
- Ooh! - He does feel like a purse.
[laughing]
♪ I just wanna give you somethin' to believe in ♪
- Hi. - Hey, how are you?
- Hi. Good. You look beautiful. - Thank you. You do, too.
How are you doing? - I'm well.
Thank you for asking. - Good, good.
♪ I just wanna give you somethin' to believe in ♪
- Hey, boo. Give me a hug.
- Girl.
- It's okay.
These should be happy tears.
- I'm just having a rough time.
I felt the need to have a meeting
with my new surrogate because we've had
over five failed transfers, at this point,
but we still have one more male embryo,
and I have to be sure, so that if it does not take,
I know that it was all in God's plan.
We're down to one male embryo left.
- Okay.
- And I know how much he wants a son, right?
If the boy don't take, then what?
- We'll figure it out.
- The doctor was like, "there's some percent chance."
He was just like,
"But it could still happen, right?"
And I'm like, what's gonna happen
if it doesn't, you know? - Right.
- So, I can't help but think about that.
- Don't worry about the what 'cause God has you.
- If this last embryo doesn't take, then...
we may have to adopt.
Those are conversations we haven't even had.
I just need a minute, just one second.
[crying]
I'm just having a bad day.
- You're not just having a bad day.
You have feelings, and you're-- you're processing those,
and that's okay. - And then, you know,
I'm trying to do, like, the whole--
you know, just all the things.
Like, I wanna do some acting. I wanna do--
you know, I'm trying to pursue that.
But even now, my husband just shared that
he was uncomfortable watching me onscreen,
watching me be with another man.
So, now I'm like, damn, I gotta respect that.
I love my husband.
- So, you're gonna just quit acting?
- I did a movie, and there was a passionate lovemaking scene.
He was like, "Oh, baby, that's so good."
How did you feel about the movie?
- You were really good in it.
- He's now had a change of heart.
It's like, what's happening,
and when were you going to tell me?
- You know I respect Gerald, but you do have a life
outside of Gerald, and you do have a career.
I don't think that he would want you to stop your career.
- Hi, ladies. - Hey, how are you?
Hi. Sorry. - Hi, beautiful.
- You look gorgeous.
This is my bestie, Kelli. - I'm Kelli.
Nice to meet you. How are you? - That's Shadina.
- Hi, Kelli. I'm a hugger. - Me, too.
Nice to meet you, too. - Well, come on, ladies.
Come on in. - Okay, come on.
- Okay.
- It's always good to see you. - Yes.
- I'm here for emotional support.
- Right.
- Well, thank you for being a support to her.
- Yeah. - Absolutely.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
- Where is Gerald?
He doesn't come visit me anymore.
- No, I know.
He didn't wanna be on these cameras. I mean...
- Okay, I understand.
Okay, so, we had the failed transfer, right?
- Yes, we did.
- Okay, and then now, we got you a new surrogate,
and we're ready. - I do.
- We got our contract signed. [sighs]
- We did. - And we are going to do
this next transfer.
- Well, you know, no-no pressure but, um,
this is the last male embryo that I have.
- Would you ever consider purchasing eggs
to create more embryos?
- I hadn't even thought about that.
- Could you get, like, your sister to give you an egg?
- That's weird. - You think?
I think-- - Oh, my God,
that would make me so uncomfortable.
- Really? - Oh, look at Gerald
and-and Glenda's baby.
It look-lookin' more Glenda than--
- They look like you. - There's no way.
That's a lot for me.
- Well, we're gonna stay positive
this embryo is gonna take. - Okay.
- And, um, we're gonna manifest it.
We're gonna stay positive, okay?
- Yeah. - Absolutely.
I think it's just a very sensitive matter.
- Yeah.
- And whatever ways that we can figure out
how to make that percentage-- I know you can't get 100.
- Right. - But if we can get 99.9.
- Ninety nine and a half. [laughing]
- Coming up...
- Can you honestly see yourself being in a relationship
with a woman, like, rest of your life?
- Did you just propose?
I think you just proposed. - Damn, did I?
♪♪
♪ I was born to be wild ♪
♪ rebellious and free ♪
♪ and you'll never understand what it takes to be me ♪
- I love you, ladies.
Please make sure you get your work done.
Okay, so, I got you some things for college.
Yeah, I'm gonna probably need more champagne for this.
Do you know what these are?
- I believe they are called condoms.
They are used for penetration.
- Oh, my God.
Chloe being away from home is super hard for me.
I just wanna make sure that she's okay,
even if she is 30 minutes away.
- What did you do in college? - Don't worry about that.
- You had me in college, actually.
- I had you after college.
[laughing]
So, I came up with a college agreement for you.
I, Chloe Bush, agree to uphold expectations,
responsibilities, and mutual understandings
as I embark on my college journey
while honoring my parents' guidance and love.
And see, I even added your dad.
So, I'll make a copy, and then I'll send it to you,
so you know what your responsibilities are
and what you agreed to.
- Okay, can we add in here that I'll get in a car
if my grades are super good?
- No, I'm not doing that. - Okay.
- I might not get you a car, but I might have
a little surprise for you. Keep, you know--
- Will I get my own restaurant?
- I mean, maybe a way for you to make your own money.
Okay. - Okay.
How is the restaurant doing since opening?
[sighs]
- I've been a little stressed out.
I mean, I just had to make it work
and-and figure it out.
It's a lot of sacrifices that I have to make
in order for me to be on a single income.
Yeah, it's been a lot. It really has.
I've tried to protect the situation
for the sake of my daughters.
I don't think that they feel the root of it, but I do.
All right, I guess we need to get you off--
back off to school, huh?
- Yes, off to home to the real house.
- Can I Uber you?
[laughing]
♪♪
- Thank you. - I got you.
- Oh, this is perfect.
It's got a mirror, right here.
Yeah, we're definitely--
- Ooh, we were sitting right there last time.
- I know. I know, right here.
- Mm-hmm. - Welcome to the Speakeasy.
- Hi.
- Can I get y'all started with some cocktails?
- I'm gonna do reposado.
- I guess I'm gonna do the same thing.
- Okay, I'll bring those right out.
- Okay, thank you. - Cool. Appreciate it.
- Yeah, we were-- - Yeah, we was right here.
- We was right there. [laughing]
It was the first time that we were
meeting in person. - Yeah, mm-hmm.
I think we exchanged numbers.
We did. - Uh-huh.
- I text you. You vanished.
And I said, okay, I'm gonna let her go away.
- Yeah, it went to the-- it went--
- She gotta go figure out her life.
She'll be back.
I didn't think it was gonna be ten years.
- It was, like, eight or nine.
It-it's to be determined-- eight, nine, or ten,
one of them.
Went and had a baby.
- Got married, all of that, I mean.
- Married, divorced, engaged.
- It's all good.
Sometimes we gotta just go through life.
You know what I mean? So... - A lot--
I went through a lot of life in that little time.
- You did.
- Dennis had messed up, at that moment,
and I was like YOLO.
But then I went ghost because I just wasn't sure
if I was ready to explore dating a woman,
at that moment.
- We're gonna play that game.
Like, I'm gonna ask you three questions.
You're gonna ask me three questions.
If you don't answer in three seconds,
you gotta take a shot.
- One thing I like about you, girl,
is that you didn't bring straight shots.
These are sweet.
- They're like you're gonna be taking most of these shots,
so I didn't want you to be wobbling outta here.
[laughing]
- You know what? Let me get some steak.
Yeah. - Absolutely.
- I'm gonna try the branzino.
- There you go. [laughing]
- Cool, okay. - Stop looking at me like that.
- Okay, it's the connection. I'm trying to make sure--
- It's the-- I don't know what it is.
- I've been meaning to ask you this.
Can you honestly see yourself
being in a relationship with a woman,
like, rest of your life type situation, honestly,
or is it more like a-- - Did you just propose?
I think you just proposed. - Damn, did I?
- Where is it? - Bring the ring.
[laughing]
I think it's just the Sway of it all,
her confidence,
an attraction that I have to her
that is pretty much unlike any other attraction.
Am I exploring? Yes. - You are.
- But I'm also exploring with this other person,
and they are a man.
But does the exploration mean that I'm playing?
No, 'cause I don't take you as a joke.
- I know you don't. - I know that you are
fully capable of being in a relationship.
I know that you could take care of me.
- Yeah.
- I would not be out here like,
well, let me just see if she can turn me on.
[laughing]
So, like, if I were to look down the road,
could I see what all this could look like?
I'm open. - Okay.
- But you want, like, you know,
in the next three to five years, like, family.
- Three to five? I'm-- honestly?
ideally, if I could, like, lock down
within, like, a year, I would like that.
Those are my goals. I would love to-to
have a child, actually carry the child.
I would love to be settled in a relationship.
- With Sway, it's just different.
She brings out a different side of me.
Like, if kids were to happen,
I don't have to be the one to carry.
- What would you consider us?
- Um, I would consider us dating.
- Mm-hmm. - Spending time and having fun.
- Okay. - And steak is coming.
When you get this age, you don't give
that many ----s about what nobody think.
If we work out, I'm gonna love you out loud,
and it is what it is.
- Okay, so, sounds like--
do you got any, like, baby daddy drama?
Thank you. - No.
- 'Cause you don't be making good decisions
when it comes to men.
- So, don't judge me 'cause I was committed
because I got with someone. - You ain't committed.
- I loved them, they loved me back,
and the sh-- didn't work out.
- I told you it wasn't gonna work out.
- He's always good when I'm single.
- I'm sure, yes. - Yeah, it's when I get into a relationship
that it starts to change and all of that.
- I'm sure.
- So, I know me telling you that he feels a way
make you think that me and him got somethin' going on,
but, honestly, him and I don't.
- No, I understand. Cheers.
♪♪
One more shot. - Uh-uh, that's yours.
- I know, but what this means, is that I won the game.
I don't know if you understand how the game works.
Yeah, so, what that means-- - No, you did win the game.
So, what prize do you get?
Why is you looking over here?
[laughing]
- Coming up...
- You better get that Goddamn drink out of my face.
- Play with me,
'cause I'm not the one! - Don't be playing.
[gong resonating]
- We open the portals for love and kindness.
♪♪
- Yeah, we did that.
Wow.
Yes, this is gonna be beautiful.
I've been a reiki master for three years now.
Reiki brought me through
some of the roughest times of my life.
So, I know that this group could use some good energy.
So, hopefully, it brings us together.
♪♪
- Hey. - You look good.
- Girl, I was about to tell you-- you look beautiful.
- Thank you.
- Are you ready for this day?
- Listen, she said, "Sound bath."
I was like, sh--, am I taking a bath
or doing sound bells?
So, I put on the-- you bring a bathing suit?
- No, I can't wear no bathing suit.
Can't get in the water. My ass is on fire, man.
- Looks like you have a infection.
It's more so a reconstructive surgery.
- But I-I'm gonna be honest wit' you.
Nobody is talking about somebody's blessed pool.
The doctor said, "Don't get in the water."
And so did Jesus.
So, got me a doctor's note.
[laughing]
♪♪
- Ahh. - Hi, honey.
Muah. - How is you doing?
- I'm good. - Oh, my God, so--
- Here is your lychee lion's mane martini.
- Thank you. Well, thank you.
- Like I told everybody, I want everyone to receive.
- Good energy.
- Good energy-- positive vibes.
- Good food-- good intentions.
- Clean, healthy, grass feed
meat that is range free. - Yes, uh, I know.
- So, this meat hasn't even been in captivity.
We want some free meat tonight.
- We want all the free meat.
- All the free meat, baby, in more ways than one.
- Welcome to the healing water.
- The healing water. [laughing]
- Okay. - She-Ra!
She-Ra. - Hi!
- All right. - What's going on?
- Okay, okay. - Oh, my God, okay.
- She's bringing the energy.
- I'm trying to heal somethin' today.
- Uh, I feel like I've seen this before.
- Oh, Lord. - Yes, baby.
- With the help of these booty pads,
I got me a donkey booty, now.
- I don't know, child.
- There is no competition.
Porsha's ass is on a whole 'nother level.
It's not even two cheeks.
It's literally two asses put together.
Thank you for making me officially
feel like an auntie at the damn, uh, barbecue.
- Well, hello. - All right, okay.
- How you feelin'? How you feelin'?
Muah. - Muah, muah.
- She's feeling amazing.
- Okay, you just woke me up, honey.
- Hi, baby. - Waking up.
Muah, muah. - Muah, muah.
Your home is amazing.
- Thank you.
- I really wanted to be on time.
I didn't want to miss not one reiki moment.
- Yeah. - But I see I'm not that late.
- When I tell you your condition
is improving every day. - Okay, yeah.
- We're gonna go ahead and get started.
- Drew is outside.
- So we can settle down a little bit, please.
[knocking]
- I actually have a diagnosis for that.
It's called time blindness.
Okay, thank you. - Only thing you've been late to
was the gala in Dallas. That's it.
- Well, and I did almost get in a tussle.
I think that was very much--
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, rattled, very rattled.
Yeah. - Warranted that day.
- But you know she's about to start playing the flute.
- I can't wait for the flute moment.
- I know, me either. - Andretta 2000.
- Andretta.
- So, you play the flute, as well?
- Yeah, it's a healing flute.
- Well, praise God for that.
- I've been playing my flute for almost four years now.
Lizzo, watch out.
I'm on your tail with this flute.
- Well, hello. - Hello.
Muah.
- Hi. - Muah.
- Hi, darling. Muah. - Muah.
- You ain't even been around for this one.
Hmm. - Ooh.
- I'm minding my business,
and I get a call from my ex.
And you say you'll cook this every morning.
- If you want.
- Me and him talk about a lot of things.
Like, Kastan knows we don't sleep together,
none of that stuff. - Mm-hmm.
- We're really friends. - Mm-hmm.
- So, why would he call me to say,
"I be talking to Porsha.
I deal with Porsha." - What?
- I said, "Do you like her?"
- Mm-hmm. - "You know, you should--
y'all should really try something.'
He was like, "No, I don't want her.
She tries to make me in public, and I wouldn't go."
Of course, he's African.
So-- - Mm-hmm.
Not-not, of course, he's African, I'm dead.
- Of course, he's African.
All I know, is that that man didn't have any shoes on,
and he took his bare feet, and he put 'em
on the island in my kitchen.
She can have the man that don't like wearing shoes.
She can have him put
his feet up on Simon's counter.
Why not just tell me? I don't care.
- Right. - That's weird to me.
- That's very weird. - That's small,
but it's so ----ing weird.
More power to the both of y'all
but don't have me in the friend group
while, you know, you're pop, locking, and dropping
on someone's sausage that I used to be with.
That's not a friend
'cause as a friend, I would have told you
about the feet.
- She is dating your ex?
- Look... - Wait, what?
- I'm gonna let her tell on what she's doing
because what I'm not gonna do,
is talk on another woman's vagina.
- What? - So, I ain't even
going into details of my conversation with him
out of respect.
- This is so good. - Oh, my God.
- Let's head down. - Okay.
[phone ringing]
- Hi! - Yes, ma'am.
- Where are y'all?
- I'll see you in a minute. Make sure you come on out.
We-we gotta go on and get there.
- We're all ready 'cause I don't want these ladies
thinking I'm being--
- All right, we-we're zero minutes away.
We're here for real.
[laughing] - I'm gonna take y'all around,
and we're gonna start our program.
Mm-hmm.
My plan for tonight is to let the women
experience some of my reiki world.
We're gonna do a sound bath.
We're gonna have meditation.
- Are we gonna eat first?
- No. - Oh.
- We don't wanna be full
on the water. - You're right, yeah.
- Being on the water is just-- mmm-- chef's kiss
to the whole process.
[ringing]
- Who gets that thick one?
You know, I think I'm the heaviest one.
I think I need a little extra support.
- She needs the double for the bubble.
- A double for the bubble-- double for the bubble.
[laughing]
- Hi. Thank you, sir. - My pleasure, my pleasure.
- Ayden, come help and assist 'em, baby.
Much like myself, my son has several jobs.
But if the job description includes
taking off your shirt, he'll do that for free.
He thinks he's in the "Baywatch" remix--
David Hasselhoff, the Black version.
[laughing]
- Some more guests arrived.
They are, you know, rather late.
- Hey, beautiful.
- Now, why are y'all this late?
- I love your home. - We're over here building businesses.
- So, come on down because we are starting
the actual meditation part.
- Thank you.
Hey, y'all.
Hey. I don't wanna cry.
I'm glad that I showed up,
but I'm not even there, you know.
I'm sorry I'm late.
- Your friends just got here, so...
- It's so much going on in my life that I am
mentally, physically, and financially drained.
I'm just trying to show up for everybody
even when sometimes you can't.
- I know you know.
- That's why I'm staying my ass out that pool.
- Ayden, get her.
- I'm not fooling with that pool.
I've seen all I need to see.
- Coming up...
- Yodel your ass out.
- I will yodel all up in your sh--.
- Obviously, you don't fit in.
- Yodel-ay-hee-hee-hee.
Nobody, Drew.
[ringing]
- Ayden, get her.
- These bitches are really trying to kill me.
Like, they hate me that much.
- Ayden, bring her over here, babe.
[laughing]
- Why would her float sink?
You don't think somethin' wrong with that?
- Let me sit on this with my feet in.
- Either she's carrying some heavy energy,
or somebody done put a curse on her.
- Ladies, I have a flight to catch,
so I'm gonna have to leave a little early.
- Aww. - All right, bye, you guys.
- Safe travels. - Safe travels.
- All right.
[wind chimes jingling]
[playing flute]
[bell ringing]
- Just be in this moment and see yourself
as the beautiful soul that you are.
[bell ringing, playing flute]
[drumming]
- This is different.
I ain't never do this before.
They're mumbling.
I'm like, what is going on?
This is giving, like, cult a little bit.
They already tried to kill Shamea.
I got to keep my eyes open, okay?
- Just bring in all your energies
back to yourself.
Allow your hearts to stay connected to source
as you are divine souls and loved so much.
[chiming]
And that concludes the meditation.
- That, right there, I was knocked out.
I needed this.
- Honestly, I do feel a little different.
I feel heavy. - Me, too.
- All right, well, we're gonna move to dinner.
- Meditation is definitely-- it's-it's a process,
um, but I hope everybody got somethin' from it.
- I did. - Absolutely.
- I enjoyed it. It wasn't what I was expecting.
It was calming. It was a beautiful space.
So, I think I want to, like, openly address, you know,
everybody and everything at the table.
I come in peace.
I come in calm.
Um, when it comes to the situation--
Nobody gotta be plotting against me,
smiling in my face, 'cause I don't give a (BLEEP).
Everyone is asking who and what.
- In Dallas, when I mentioned Shamea's name,
you denounced it, but that's what I thought.
So, I own that.
- But I did have someone tell me that it was Phaedra,
Porsha, and you, Drew,
that were trying to gather information about me.
♪♪
- I just would have preferred for you
to have just simply said,
"You're not somebody that I want as a friend,"
because I'm sure you could see
that I was trying to be a friend to you.
That is pretty much it, just to let you know that.
- So, you have to understand.
My first encounter sitting down was you telling another woman
that she slept with somebody at the BET Awards.
- BET weekend, for the awards show,
you didn't sleep with a married man?
- I did not. - Yes, you did.
- That threw me for a loop.
That closed me off, so I started to move
and proceed with caution.
Then I come out the hospital,
and you bust out and say--
I stand up, and the whole couch
is just wet. - A miscarriage?
Okay, K. Michelle, you know what? If you--
if you are-- - Why can't I be heard?
Why I can't express?
- Because you're set on not understanding.
- I'm understanding.
- Ladies... - I'm-I'm talking to you,
and I'm telling you why it felt like that.
I'm breaking it down. I'm being respectful.
I'm having a real conversation with you.
- Okay. - So, after that,
we go to Dallas, and then I am told
that there is some behind the scenes
of trying to find things to expose me.
- Are you saying that I'm trying to expose you?
- Yes. - In what way?
- That is what I'm saying. - About what?
- Why would I tell you what you're trying to expose me for,
and you know?
- That's funny. No, I'm saying,
why would I be trying to expose you?
That makes absolutely no sense.
- Because you do have a spirit of exposure.
- No, I-- ma'am. - Right. That's the part.
This is why I didn't wanna be here.
I should go off of my intuition,
and I didn't listen.
- Okay, so, obviously, there is three things
which you-- - And Blakk-- it's four.
- Oh, my gosh. - Why do you care?
- Why do I care? Because you brought this to me.
- How would I even know about anything
about you and Blakk? - Girl, you know what?
You really need to stop saying his name.
- Back up. I can do what the (BLEEP) I want.
- Stop saying his name. - Keep talking. You keep talk--
- I'm gonna ask you to stop saying--
- I'm gonna ask you to keep my name
out your mother----ing mouth. - I don't have your name.
I don't know you. - I don't know sh-- about you.
- No, you know a lot about me. You wanna run down my resume.
- ‘Cause you ain't got one, bitch. It was easy.
- Bitch, yodel your ass out.
- I will yodel all up in your sh--.
- Obviously, you don't fit in.
- Yodel-ay-hee-hee-hee. Nobody, Drew.
- Bitch, yodel your ass out.
- I will yodel all up in your sh--.
- Obviously, you don't fit in.
- Yodel-ay-hee-hee-hee. Nobody, Drew.
- Hey, we have a noise ordinance.
- I did not say nothing to you.
- I wouldn't even know! - Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, all right, all right, all right.
- You said it to everybody else.
- It's all in your mind. You are creating.
- That's the only way I would know.
- Drew...
- How would I even know anything about him,
if it wasn't for you? - You have created a whole--
- Drew and K-- Drew and K-- - Cut your sh--!
- All right. - Nasty. I-I can't.
- Drew and K-- - Nasty, that's what you are.
- Oh, God, it's so much. - So...
This is what we gotta figure out
because tonight we want to move past
whatever's going on. - Yes.
- But I would like to finish what I was sayin',
if it was a breakdown. - Let Kimberly finish.
- So, I'm minding my business this week, Porsha.
And literally, the last ex that I was seeing publicly,
he calls me, and I'm not the woman to say,
"This is everything he said. This is who."
I think you probably know who we're talking about.
- Yeah. Yeah, Nosh.
[laughing]
- He said you're like, "I don't understand
"why I always end up with people's men."
- What?
- That's what he said. - Oh, wow.
- So, what-- I wasn't with him at the same time
you were with him.
I did not date him at the same time.
- Well, that's what I'm sitting there thinking.
- Mm-hmm. - I'm like, you're not my man.
You know what I'm saying? - Right. He's not mine, either.
- But for him to say you even said that about our situation,
I was like, okay, that's weird.
Why not just, you know, give me the heads up?
- Look, we're in Atlanta. I'm no longer talking to him.
I did not talk to him at the same time as you.
Do you want me-- - What's the harm in any of that?
What's the harm in it? - The harm is, I don't want--
don't say my name.
Why y'all have to be the backstory?
- But, K, you were my friend, so I was talking to a friend,
who is a mutual friend. - But why take my ex,
and not tell me? You tell my--
I'm your friend, but you're dealing with my ex,
but you don't tell your friend.
- At the time I was in with him,
you and I did not know each other, K.
- But you just said we was in the friend group, but you was--
you was close enough, talking to him.
- Hold on. Let's go back.
- But you couldn't tell me that you was talking to him.
- If you're gonna bring me into a friend group,
you're not gonna tell me you're humping on
my last public ex?
My name is not Falynn.
- Why is K surprised? No, I'm just kidding.
- Isn't it girl code to tell somebody
that you dated somebody they used to date?
- Me and Porsha have dated someone,
and I told her when she started dating him
that I dated him, as well.
- Maybe the rules have changed.
They seem to change with certain people.
- Yeah, but we're not gonna talk about that.
Let Porsha talk about it.
[laughing]
- It's so good, right? - We had no communication
until-until you were coming into this group, right?
And then that's when--
- But you knew that you were around the same time.
- That's nothing to tell. That's like he's my friend.
We used to date. He's your friend.
We used to date. That's nothing.
- But it is something to tell when that is the last public--
- And, plus, I didn't say nothing bad about you.
You just-- you know what? You are way too sensitive.
- There's the issue.
- I'm-I'm-I'm a very-- I'm very tough.
- You are-- you are.
You are trying to find something.
You have been trying to find it since day one.
- I'm not trying to find anything.
I'm going to watch my back.
- Now, you don't have to worry about your back
'cause I'm not gonna have any more communicate with you,
about you, for you at all. - And-and respectfully,
I don't give a (BLEEP).
- Number one, you know, I didn't talk to this man
at the same time as you.
Number two, you're married.
And he said I said positive things about you,
so what the hell is the issue?
We-we-- - You ain't gotta worry about it.
- I don't even wanna be a friend no more.
Can I get a refund? Send it back.
Send it back. Send it back. Send it back.
- I think what we have established here is--
- Okay, oh, oh, wait, wait, wait.
- And, bitch, you have ----ed everybody.
Who the (BLEEP) you talking about? - Porsha, calm down. Calm down.
- You have ----ed everybody. - Don't do that.
- And you definitely ----ed that married-ass man.
- Okay, okay, okay. - Play with me.
- You better get that goddamn drink out of my face.
- Play with me, 'cause I'm not the one!
- ...supposed to be playing. - Okay.
- Bitch, I ain't the one either, ho!
You're gonna learn!
- You don't put no drink up in my face.
- Oh, my God.
- She's ----ing a ----ing married preacher.
She mad at me.
She ----ed that married man on that plane,
and you know exactly who he is. - What? On the plane?
- You know exactly-- he's your goddamn client!
He's not a stewardess!
Now, I ain't trying to out nobody's ----ing family.
- Yeah, I know. - But don't sit no bitch
that ----in' close to me!