1 00:00:05,639 --> 00:00:08,442 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:13,781 * ALL THE SHADOWS IN THE CITY * 3 00:00:13,881 --> 00:00:17,451 * USED TO LOVE YOU, WHAT A PITY * 4 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:21,522 * I MISS THE QUESTIONS YOU USED TO ASK ME * 5 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:25,593 * BORED TO DEATH, CUT, MAD AND LONELY * 6 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:29,497 * BORED TO DEATH, CUT, MAD AND LONELY * 7 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:31,632 - ( coughs ) - * BORED TO DEATH 8 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:34,235 * CUT, MAD AND LONELY. 9 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:38,038 ( whistle blows ) 10 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,454 DON'T BOTH OF YOU THINK THIS WHOLE FIGHT THING 11 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:57,258 BETWEEN TWO MAGAZINES IS A BIT RIDICULOUS? 12 00:00:57,358 --> 00:00:59,059 - WELL... - YES, BUT IT'S GOOD PUBLICITY, 13 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:02,029 ESPECIALLY IN TODAY'S PUBLISHING MARKET. AND FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND 14 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:05,032 GEORGE'S MAGAZINE COULD REALLY USE THE INK. 15 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:08,402 I AGREE. OUR WHOLE FIGHT IS INANE. 16 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:11,372 I'M DOING THIS BECAUSE RICHARD CHALLENGED ME 17 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:13,274 AND, AS A GENTLEMAN, I ACCEPTED. 18 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:15,943 BUT RICHARD CHALLENGED YOU BECAUSE YOU WROTE, 19 00:01:16,043 --> 00:01:20,248 AMONG OTHER THINGS, THAT HE HAD THE PENIS OF A HERMAPHRODITE. 20 00:01:20,348 --> 00:01:22,116 THAT WAS SLOPPY JOURNALISM. 21 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:25,753 I DO WANT TO APOLOGIZE 22 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:27,821 TO ANY HERMAPHRODITES 23 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,457 WHO MAY HAVE BEEN INSULTED 24 00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:31,492 BY AN UNFLATTERING COMPARISON. 25 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:32,693 ( bell dings ) 26 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:35,363 SO WHY ARE YOU TWO FIGHTING? 27 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:38,166 RICHARD'S MY BOSS AND HE SAID I HAD TO. 28 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:40,868 FOR A TEAM TO WIN IN A MATCH LIKE THIS, 29 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:42,636 IT HAS TO BE THE BEST TWO OUT OF THREE, 30 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:45,239 AND HE SAID THAT WE NEEDED A CARTOONIST ON OUR SIDE 31 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:48,108 SINCE RAY IS A CARTOONIST. 32 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:51,712 I-- I REALLY LOVE YOUR COMICS, BY THE WAY. 33 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:53,214 OH, THANK YOU. 34 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:57,818 THEY SAY THAT THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD, 35 00:01:57,918 --> 00:01:59,420 BUT WHEN WE MEET IN THE RING 36 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:03,591 MY FIST WILL BE MIGHTIER THAN MY PEN. 37 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:06,227 I WISH YOUR PEN WERE MIGHTIER THAN YOUR FIST, JONATHAN, 38 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:08,596 BUT YOUR HONEST ASSESSMENT OF YOUR TALENT 39 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:10,731 IS QUITE COMMENDABLE AND APPRECIATED. CHEERS. 40 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:12,500 ( bell dings ) 41 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,368 I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO BEING PUNCHED. 42 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:17,305 I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY PRACTICED S&M, 43 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:19,307 BUT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO 44 00:02:19,407 --> 00:02:21,609 AND, YOU KNOW, THIS SEEMS LIKE A REALLY GOOD OPPORTUNITY, 45 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:24,378 ESPECIALLY SINCE I'LL BE HIT BY SOMEONE 46 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,214 - WHOSE WORK I ADMIRE. - ( bell dings ) 47 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:28,349 I THINK THAT A HOMOEROTIC SUBTEXT 48 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:30,751 IS PRECISELY WHAT THIS FIGHT NEEDS TO MAKE IT MORE LIVELY. 49 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:33,754 OH, I'M SORRY TO PUT YOU ON THE SPOT, MRS. ANTREM, 50 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:37,391 BUT YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED TO BOTH OF THESE GENTLEMEN. 51 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:38,626 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ALL THIS? 52 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:40,628 I THINK THE WHOLE THING IS ABSURD. 53 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:42,630 I DON'T WANT EITHER OF THEM GETTING HURT. 54 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:47,235 HANDS UP ALL THE TIME. 55 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:49,703 THE GUY YOU'RE FIGHTING IS TALL. 56 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:51,772 REMEMBER, YOU GOTTA MAKE A SANDWICH. 57 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:54,174 YOUR HANDS ARE THE BREAD. YOUR HEAD IS THE MEAT. 58 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:55,943 PROTECT THE MEAT. 59 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:57,745 OKAY, SAL, THANK YOU. 60 00:02:57,845 --> 00:03:00,514 BREAD, MEAT. 61 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:08,155 I'VE REALLY BEEN FANTASIZING ABOUT BEATING LOUIS GREENE. 62 00:03:08,256 --> 00:03:10,358 HE'S BEEN RUDE TO ME ONE TOO MANY TIMES. 63 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:13,461 YEAH, I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THE WEIRDO THAT I'M BOXING, 64 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:15,596 BUT I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO KICKING HIS ASS, YOU KNOW? 65 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:22,636 I KEEP HAVING THIS DAYDREAM 66 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:25,138 THAT IF I WIN I GET PRISCILLA BACK. 67 00:03:25,239 --> 00:03:27,675 WHY'D YOU EVER LOSE HER ANYWAY? 68 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:30,143 SHE WAS LIKE A CAT. 69 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:32,746 SHE'D NEVER COME TO ME WHEN I WANTED HER TO. 70 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:34,615 THAT'S WHY I LIKE DOGS. 71 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:37,084 BUT WHEN SHE DID COME TO ME, I MEAN, IT WAS MAGNIFICENT. 72 00:03:37,184 --> 00:03:38,819 SHE WAS HIGHLY ORGASMIC. 73 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:41,922 WHEN SHE SEES WHAT I DO TO ANTREM IN THE RING, 74 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:43,757 YEAH, SHE'LL BE REMINDED 75 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:45,793 OF WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE IN BED WITH ME. 76 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,296 ( grunting, yelping ) 77 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:51,865 ( panting ) 78 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,867 THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE LOVE? 79 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:56,370 ( yelps ) 80 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:13,587 ( phone rings ) 81 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:15,756 HELLO. 82 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:17,291 Hey, it's Stella. 83 00:04:17,391 --> 00:04:19,092 We met a few weeks ago at the co-op. 84 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:21,061 YEAH, HI. HOW ARE YOU? 85 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:23,230 I'm good. ( chuckles ) 86 00:04:23,331 --> 00:04:25,933 And, I don't know, I was thinking about you 87 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:28,068 and I was wondering 88 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:31,238 if you wanted to hang out tonight. 89 00:04:31,339 --> 00:04:34,675 UM, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING ON MY NOVEL. 90 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,777 Well, I got this really good pot-- 91 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:39,079 medical marijuana from California. 92 00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:42,015 It could help with your writing. 93 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,622 WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SHELVES? 94 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:51,859 MY GIRL-- MY EX-GIRLFRIEND TOOK THEM WITH HER WHEN SHE MOVED OUT. 95 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,561 MM. 96 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:55,429 WHY DON'T YOU BUILD SOME? 97 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:57,064 I'M NOT VERY MECHANICAL. 98 00:04:57,164 --> 00:04:58,466 I COULD BUILD THEM FOR YOU. 99 00:04:58,566 --> 00:04:59,833 - REALLY? - YEAH. 100 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:02,202 I USED TO WORK FOR HABITAT FOR HUMANITY. 101 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,937 - YOU DID? - MM-HMM. 102 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:08,208 OH, WELL, I'M HUMAN. 103 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:11,244 LET'S PLAY. I NEVER MISS WHEN I'M STONED, 104 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:13,113 OR IT'S LIKE I DON'T CARE IF I DO. 105 00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:15,082 ( snarling ) 106 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:16,884 - COME ON. - LET'S GO. 107 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,085 - WHAT? - GAME ON. 108 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:20,087 WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR BASKETBALL TEAM? 109 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:22,089 THE, UH, IN YOUR FACE. 110 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:23,391 WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR TEAM? 111 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:25,292 - THE KICKING YOUR BUTTS. - OH, YOU ARE? 112 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:26,727 THAT'S WEIRD. IT'S KIND OF A STUPID NAME 113 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,396 FOR A TEAM THAT DOESN'T EVEN DO THAT AT ALL. 114 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:29,997 OH REALLY? ARGH! 115 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:33,000 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 116 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:35,436 I'M FINE. WHERE'S THE BALL? 117 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:40,874 ( phone rings ) 118 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,310 HELLO. 119 00:05:43,411 --> 00:05:44,945 IS THIS JONATHAN AMES? 120 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:47,114 Yes. Who's this? 121 00:05:47,214 --> 00:05:49,316 IT'S NOT IMPORTANT WHO IT IS. 122 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:52,420 WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS THAT YOU TAKE A DIVE 123 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,688 IN YOUR FIGHT WITH LOUIS GREENE, OR ELSE... 124 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,189 OR ELSE WHAT? 125 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:57,991 OR ELSE WE'RE GONNA MAKE GEORGE CHRISTOPHER 126 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:00,360 THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE PUBLISHING WORLD 127 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:02,996 AND MAYBE EVEN THE MAGAZINE WORLD TOO. 128 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:04,432 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 129 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:06,900 I'm talking about you taking a dive, Ames. 130 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,737 ALL RIGHT? I GOTTA GO. BYE. 131 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:13,441 HELLO? HELLO? 132 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:16,544 WELL, THAT'S A WEIRD PHONE CALL-- 133 00:06:16,644 --> 00:06:18,345 PROBABLY ONE OF YOUR DISTURBED FRIENDS. 134 00:06:18,446 --> 00:06:21,048 NO, YOU'RE MY ONLY DISTURBED FRIEND WHO WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 135 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:23,584 DON'T MENTION IT TO GEORGE. I DON'T WANT TO UPSET HIM. 136 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:25,352 WELL, ARE YOU GONNA DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT? 137 00:06:25,453 --> 00:06:27,621 NO, NOTHING TO DO. IT'S GOTTA BE A PRANK. 138 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,557 LET ME GET YOU GUYS WRAPPED. 139 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:34,261 I HAD A REALLY NICE TIME WITH STELLA LAST NIGHT. 140 00:06:34,361 --> 00:06:36,897 SHE'S THE FIRST GIRL SINCE SUZANNE I KIND OF HAVE FEELINGS FOR. 141 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:39,600 - DID YOU AT LEAST BANG HER? - YEAH, DID YOU BANG HER? 142 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:43,437 NO, IT WAS LIKE A REAL DATE. 143 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:45,473 WE PLAYED NERF BASKETBALL 144 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:47,541 LISTENED TO MUSIC. WE DIDN'T EVEN KISS. 145 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:48,876 WHAT, ARE YOU IN THE FIFTH GRADE? 146 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:51,445 I LOST MY VIRGINITY IN THE FIFTH GRADE. 147 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:53,447 WHAT WAS HIS NAME? 148 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:55,949 FATHER FRANCIS. 149 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:00,621 * WATCH ME NOW 150 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:02,656 * FEEL THE GROOVE 151 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,625 * INTO SOMETHING 152 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,960 * GONNA MAKE YOU MOVE 153 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:12,933 * DAY OR NIGHT 154 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,935 * DYNAMITE 155 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:16,704 * WE HAD FUN 156 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:18,672 * BUT IT'S JUST BEGUN 157 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,141 * IT'S JUST BEGUN * 158 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:24,645 * IT'S JUST BEGUN. 159 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:27,114 I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, ANTREM. 160 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:29,917 YOU'RE AN IDIOT, A FOOL, A SLOB. 161 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:31,685 I CAN'T STAND YOU. 162 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,655 YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE MARRIED MY EX-WIFE. 163 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:37,390 ALL RIGHT, GEORGE, YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT YOUR WHOLE WAD. 164 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:39,426 SAVE IT FOR TOMORROW NIGHT. 165 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:42,062 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. THANKS THANKS. 166 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:50,403 OKAY, STOP STOP. 167 00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:52,405 STOP. ( wheezing ) 168 00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:56,777 HEY, I WANT TO THANK BOTH OF YOU 169 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:59,580 FOR SUPPORTING ME IN THIS WHOLE THING. 170 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,182 I KNOW IT'S DELUSIONAL BEHAVIOR, 171 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:05,753 BUT IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME. 172 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:07,588 I LIKE BEING DELUSIONAL. 173 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:10,290 YEAH, ME TOO. WE'RE DELUSIONAL TOGETHER. 174 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:12,459 THANK YOU. 175 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:16,396 WE'RE GONNA KICK SOME MAJOR "GQ" ASS TOMORROW. 176 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,431 I CAN FEEL IT. 177 00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:20,734 I JUST HOPE I DON'T GET A BRAIN INJURY. 178 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:26,239 WHAT, IS THAT A BRIDGE? 179 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:30,277 ( phone ringing ) 180 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:31,679 HELLO. 181 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:33,914 Hey, practicing for your dive tomorrow night? 182 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:34,948 WHY SHOULD I? 183 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:36,550 BECAUSE I HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANT. 184 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,351 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT DO YOU HAVE? 185 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:40,320 I HAVE A VIAGRA BOTTLE. 186 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:42,322 THE NAME ON IT-- GEORGE CHRISTOPHER. 187 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:44,658 HE'S BEEN ON THIS STUFF SINCE 1997-- 188 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:46,694 plenty of refills. 189 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:47,961 HOW DID YOU GET THAT? 190 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:49,296 Hey, you know what? Shut up. 191 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:50,764 HERE'S THE DRILL: 192 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,833 YOU'RE GONNA TAKE A DIVE IN YOUR FIGHT TOMORROW, 193 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:55,703 OR ELSE THIS BOTTLE'S GOING TO "PAGE SIX" 194 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:57,871 AND CHRISTOPHER, THE SO-CALLED "LADIES' MAN," 195 00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:59,607 IS GONNA BE HUMILIATED. 196 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:01,108 All right, 197 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,176 GOTTA GO. HANGING UP. 198 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,152 ( laughter on TV ) 199 00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:15,856 - WHAT THE FUCK? - I'M JONATHAN AMES. 200 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:18,025 GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 201 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:20,894 - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING? - YOU DON'T WANT TO FIND OUT. 202 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,097 WHERE'S THE VIAGRA BOTTLE? 203 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:26,800 HEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, ASSHOLE. 204 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:42,015 - COME ON, MAN. - SETTLE DOWN. 205 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:45,352 - SHIT, HOW DID YOU FIND ME? - YOU CALLED FROM YOUR HOME PHONE, AMATEUR. 206 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:47,020 HEY, I'M NOT A FUCKING AMATEUR. 207 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,456 WHERE DID YOU GET THE VIAGRA? 208 00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:52,192 YOU CAN'T MAKE ME TALK. 209 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,029 THIS THING PICKS LOCKS. 210 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,732 IT ALSO DOES A NICE JOB ON EARDRUMS. 211 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,934 I GOT IT FROM GEORGE CHRISTOPHER'S DUMPSTER. 212 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:04,104 YOU'RE NOT SMART ENOUGH TO MASTERMIND A JOB LIKE THIS. 213 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,673 WHO PUT YOU UP TO IT? 214 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:07,540 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M A LOT OF THINGS, 215 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:09,009 BUT I AIN'T NO RAT. 216 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,278 - ( clicks ) - LOUIS GREENE. 217 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,685 HEY, WAIT WAIT. 218 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:20,220 DON'T TELL GREENE I SCREWED THIS UP, ALL RIGHT? 219 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:23,156 HE'LL BE PISSED OFF. AND HE'S SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME $200. 220 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:26,026 YOU WANT TO MAKE THAT KIND OF MONEY? 221 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:29,697 BET ON AMES. 222 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:37,170 ( phone rings ) 223 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,541 HELLO. 224 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,477 OH MY GOD, REALLY? 225 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:47,981 NO, YEAH, SEND HER UP. 226 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:54,021 PRISCILLA, I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 227 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:55,956 HELLO, GEORGE. 228 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,725 COME IN. 229 00:10:57,825 --> 00:11:00,093 COME IN. COME IN. 230 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:12,572 ( exhales ) 231 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,843 - ( phone ringing ) - ( groans ) 232 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,447 HELLO. 233 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:22,415 It's Stella. What are you doing? 234 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,451 TRYING TO WRITE. MY BOOK'S DUE TOMORROW 235 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,787 AND NOW I'VE GOT 47,000 WORDS LEFT TO GO. 236 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,555 ALSO I HAVE A BOXING MATCH TOMORROW. 237 00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:30,023 I'M LOSING MY MIND. 238 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,359 Oh, shit. I won't bug you then. 239 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,027 We'll do it another time. 240 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:36,964 The vaporizer I ordered finally arrived today. 241 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:40,801 - ( whirring ) - ( both chuckle ) 242 00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:54,547 JUST SQUEEZE DOWN ON THAT NIPPLE 243 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:57,217 AND SUCK IN THE MARIJUANA VAPOR. 244 00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:13,666 IT'S LIKE I'VE BEEN INSTANTLY AND BEAUTIFULLY LOBOTOMIZED. 245 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,203 I KNOW. 246 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,371 AND IT'S HEALTHY 247 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,173 BECAUSE IT'S INVISIBLE VAPOR. 248 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,209 UM... 249 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:25,245 ( laughing ) 250 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,052 YOUR APARTMENT IS BEAUTIFUL. 251 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:35,055 OH, THANK YOU. 252 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:39,259 IT'S A LITTLE COLD, THOUGH, ISN'T IT? 253 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:43,797 I MEAN, I SORT OF FLOAT AROUND HERE 254 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,598 TRYING NOT TO MAKE A MESS, 255 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,567 ALMOST LIKE IT'S SOMEONE ELSE'S HOME. 256 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,203 GEORGE, I'VE COME HERE 257 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,772 TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. 258 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,207 YOUR FIGHT TOMORROW-- 259 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:57,410 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE PAST FIRST? 260 00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:00,113 I HAVE NO FILTERS. 261 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,382 MY FRONTAL LOBES MAY BE GOING, 262 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,351 BUT I HAVE TO SAY IMMEDIATELY 263 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,120 THAT I HAVEN'T STOPPED THINKING ABOUT YOU IN 20 YEARS 264 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,189 AND THAT YOU LOOK VERY BEAUTIFUL. 265 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,258 GEORGE. 266 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:15,262 I'M REALLY GLAD THAT YOU COULD HANG OUT. 267 00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,865 THERE WAS THIS POLLEN IN THE AIR TODAY 268 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,799 THAT SMELLED LIKE KISSING. 269 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,468 DO YOU KNOW THAT SMELL? 270 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:24,171 YEAH. 271 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:26,039 I LOVE THAT SMELL. 272 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,819 DO YOU REMEMBER OUR LITTLE APARTMENT 273 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,989 ON WEST 11th 274 00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:44,624 WITH THE CURTAINS BY THE WINDOW? 275 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:47,060 YES, OF COURSE I REMEMBER. 276 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,330 DO YOU STILL LIKE TO ROLE-PLAY "NOSFERATU"? 277 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,132 ( chuckles ) 278 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:56,169 'CAUSE EVERY COUPLE OF MONTHS 279 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:59,072 I HAVE THIS RECURRING DREAM 280 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:02,442 WHERE I'M IN THE CURTAINS, HIDING, 281 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,844 AND THAT I'M KISSING YOUR NECK. 282 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:08,781 GEORGE, I DON'T WANT YOU TO FIGHT RICHARD TOMORROW. 283 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:11,484 WHAT? WHAT? 284 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,688 I CAN'T BACK OUT. I'D BE HUMILIATED. 285 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,324 HE CHALLENGED ME. 286 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:20,160 HE WOULD NEVER TELL YOU, BUT HE HAS A HEART CONDITION. 287 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,362 HE SHOULDN'T EXERT HIMSELF. 288 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:25,432 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 289 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,200 JUST LET HIM WIN. 290 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,436 WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? YOU KNOW, 291 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,671 TAKE A DIVE. 292 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,907 WAIT, GOING BACK, 293 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,743 WHEN YOU SAY THAT HE... 294 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,846 CAN'T EXERT HIMSELF, DOES THAT MEAN--? 295 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:42,382 YES, WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN TWO YEARS. 296 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:46,119 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 297 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,661 MM. 298 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,199 OH, GOD. 299 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,269 I'M MARRIED. 300 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,472 OH, GOD. 301 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,674 OH, GEORGE. 302 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,542 GEORGE. 303 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:12,045 I THINK I'M STILL COMING. 304 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:16,349 MY WHOLE BODY IS VIBRATING LIKE A TUNING FORK. 305 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,351 I'M GLAD. 306 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,120 I'M NOT VIBRATING, 307 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,455 BUT I DO FEEL REALLY GOOD. 308 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:31,298 WHY COULDN'T YOU WRITE YOUR NOVEL? 309 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,100 I DON'T KNOW. 310 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,502 I JUST WASN'T INTO IT. 311 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:41,208 I DON'T MEAN TO GIVE YOU ADVICE, 312 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:44,277 BUT MY WRITING TEACHER SAID 313 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:47,347 THAT YOU SHOULD ONLY WRITE ABOUT WHAT YOU LOVE. 314 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,116 I'M NOT A WRITER, 315 00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:52,119 BUT THAT'S WHAT I TRY TO DO WHEN I PAINT. 316 00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:53,786 HMM. 317 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:56,489 WHAT DO YOU LOVE? 318 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:02,695 I LOVE BEING A PART-TIME PRIVATE DETECTIVE. 319 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,032 I ACTUALLY SOLVED A CASE TODAY. 320 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,667 THEN THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD WRITE ABOUT. 321 00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:20,780 WANT TO VAPORIZE SOME MORE POT? 322 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,216 I WANT TO VAPORIZE YOU. 323 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:31,524 THAT WAS LOVELY, GEORGE. 324 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,127 I KNOW. 325 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:38,231 THANK YOU FOR BEING SO SWEET TO ME. 326 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:43,336 IT'S NOT HARD TO BE SWEET TO YOU. 327 00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:49,242 I THINK THAT WE'VE ENTERED A THIRD ACT, 328 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,944 DESPITE WHAT FITZGERALD SAYS 329 00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:55,648 ABOUT THERE BEING NO SECOND ACTS IN LIFE. 330 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,751 WE WERE MARRIED, 331 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:02,655 DIVORCED, 332 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,558 AND NOW LOVERS. 333 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:13,233 WILL YOU THROW THE FIGHT? 334 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,913 ACTUALLY, I KIND OF LIKE THIS GIRL STELLA. 335 00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,982 SHE'S SEXY AS HELL, SMART, JEWISH, 336 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,618 HAS A GREAT VAPORIZER. 337 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:32,919 SOUNDS LIKE YOUR MOTHER. 338 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,921 I'D LIKE TO TRY A VAPORIZER. 339 00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:37,257 DO YOU THINK I BLEW IT BY HAVING SEX? 340 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,426 DO YOU THINK I'LL LOSE TO GREENE? 341 00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:41,994 SAL SAID WE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DRINK OR HAVE SEX BEFORE THE FIGHT. 342 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,096 I WANT TO DO WHAT SAL SAYS. 343 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,365 WELL, I HAD SEX AND BOOZE. 344 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,100 WHO DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH? 345 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,303 I CAN'T REALLY SAY, BUT I HAVE NO REGRETS. 346 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,740 IT'S THE FIRST TIME I HAVEN'T HAD TO USE VIAGRA IN YEARS. 347 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,543 OH, LOOK, IT'S THE LOSING TEAM. 348 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:59,078 YEAH, WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE EACH OTHER TILL THE FIGHT. 349 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,548 WHAT, IS THIS A WEDDING? I CAN'T SEE YOU IN YOUR DRESS? 350 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,883 DON'T BE SUCH A FRAIL PLANT, GEORGE. 351 00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:05,418 SAVE IT FOR THE RING. 352 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,455 - HOO! - ( groans ) 353 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,495 HI, RAY. 354 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,468 HEY, JONATHAN, 355 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:24,771 MANY FIGHTERS CHOOSE TO LISTEN TO MUSIC BEFORE A FIGHT. 356 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,306 IT GETS THEM PUMPED UP. 357 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,308 I'VE CHOSEN TO LISTEN TO YOUR AUDIOBOOK. 358 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:31,110 I FIND IT PROPERLY ENRAGING, SO THANK YOU. 359 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,079 I HAVE THE VIAGRA BOTTLE, LOUIS. 360 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,148 THAT WAS A DIRTY TRICK YOU TRIED TO PULL. 361 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,350 YOU DON'T READ MUCH MACHIAVELLI, DO YOU, JONATHAN? 362 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,019 THERE ARE NO DIRTY TRICKS, JUST WINNING AND LOSING. 363 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,389 DON'T WORRY, I'M PREPARED TO BEAT YOU 364 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:46,459 EVEN PLAYING BY THE RULES. 365 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,528 ( laughing ) 366 00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:55,001 ( crowd cheering ) "GQ"! "GQ"! 367 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:58,938 "EDITION"! "EDITION"! 368 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,340 ARE YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT? 369 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,576 NOT TO WORRY. I'M FIGHTING A MASOCHIST. 370 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,345 HE'LL BE OKAY. 371 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,747 OKAY, LOOK, I'M GONNA DO THE OLD ROPE-A-DOPE, 372 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,183 JUST LIKE WILL SMITH IN "ALI." I WATCHED IT LAST NIGHT. 373 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,918 YOU MEAN, LIKE ALI? 374 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:14,487 YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T SEE ALI. I SAW WILL SMITH PLAYING ALI. 375 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,023 ANYWAY, I'M GONNA EXHAUST THIS GUY BY DOING ROPE-A-DOPE. 376 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,358 - ALL RIGHT, CHAMP. - OKAY, LET'S GO. 377 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,926 RAY, KICK HIS ASS. COME ON. 378 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,261 Leah: GO RAY! 379 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:23,230 REMEMBER, HANDS UP. 380 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,532 GO GET HIM. GO GET HIM. 381 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,901 GENTLEMEN, I WANT A GOOD, CLEAN FIGHT. 382 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,837 PROTECT YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES. TOUCH GLOVES. 383 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,005 HEY, THANKS FOR DOING THIS. 384 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,074 Man: REPRESENT, BABY! 385 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,143 - COME ON, RAY. - COME ON, BABY. 386 00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:39,246 ( dings ) 387 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,658 RAY! 388 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,326 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? 389 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,428 - I'M GETTING UP. - DON'T. 390 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,398 - WHY? - BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET HURT. 391 00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:01,268 I WANT YOU IN ONE PIECE TONIGHT. 392 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,803 - REALLY? - YES, REALLY. 393 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,773 - ...EIGHT, NINE... - I DO LOVE YOU, YOU KNOW. 394 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,608 10! IT'S OVER. 395 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,410 ( bell dings ) 396 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:13,045 HEY, MAN, GET UP. I DIDN'T GET HURT YET. 397 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,848 I DIDN'T MEAN TO KNOCK YOU DOWN. 398 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,285 OH, CRAP. 399 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,755 YEAH, THAT'S NOT BAD. 400 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,596 YEAH YEAH YEAH. 401 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:35,668 HOLY SHIT, STELLA CAME. I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS COMING. 402 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:36,903 IN YOU GO. 403 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:39,205 HUH? 404 00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:42,475 SAL, I SUDDENLY FEEL SCARED. 405 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,944 THAT'S NORMAL. ALL FIGHTERS ARE SCARED. 406 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,913 BUT ONCE YOU GET IN THE RING 407 00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:48,981 YOU'RE LIKE A GOD. 408 00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:54,887 BUT I'M AGNOSTIC. 409 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,956 I'LL SAY A PRAYER FOR YOU. 410 00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,393 I WANT A GOOD, CLEAN FIGHT. TOUCH GLOVES. 411 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,128 GO TO YOUR CORNERS. AT THE BELL, FIGHT. 412 00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:05,097 ( bell dings ) 413 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:07,600 - GO, JONATHAN. - BOOM. 414 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,839 PROTECT THE MEAT. YOUR HEAD IS THE MEAT. 415 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,607 YOUR HANDS-- YEAH. 416 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,910 George: COME ON, COME ON, BUDDY. 417 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,679 I'LL SAY IT AGAIN-- 418 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,048 YOUR FIRST NOVEL WAS AMATEURISH AT BEST. 419 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:23,816 WELL, YOU ARE A LOUSY CRITIC 420 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,952 AND A SMALL-TIME BLACKMAILER. WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 421 00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:29,722 YEAH. 422 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:30,990 JAB JAB JAB. 423 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:40,099 DO YOURSELF AND THE READING PUBLIC A FAVOR-- 424 00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:43,169 IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO WRITE, YOU CAN ALWAYS KEEP A DIARY. 425 00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:45,572 YOU SHUT UP! 426 00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:48,074 "THE NEW YORK TIMES" SAID MY PROSE WAS LUCID! 427 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:52,211 YEAH! 428 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,381 OH, GOD, I'M SORRY. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 429 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:55,615 DON'T SAY YOU'RE SORRY. 430 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:58,685 I DIDN'T KNOW "THE TIMES" LIKED YOUR WORK. 431 00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:00,286 ...SIX, SEVEN... 432 00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:02,288 - I MUST HAVE MISSED IT. - ...EIGHT, NINE, 10! 433 00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:04,724 - IT'S OVER. - ( bell dings ) 434 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,632 YES! YES! 435 00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:14,701 WHOO! 436 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,617 YOU WERE AMAZING. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 437 00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:32,719 YOU WANT TO COME OVER AGAIN TONIGHT AND CELEBRATE? 438 00:22:32,819 --> 00:22:35,888 I CAN'T. I ALREADY HAVE A URINARY TRACT INFECTION. 439 00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:38,791 I ALWAYS GET THEM AFTER I HAVE SEX. I DON'T KNOW WHY. 440 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:41,794 WELL, WE DON'T HAVE TO HAVE SEX. WE COULD JUST HANG OUT. 441 00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:44,296 NO, IT WOULD BE TOO FRUSTRATING. 442 00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:46,232 WE'LL SEE EACH OTHER IN A WEEK. 443 00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:48,034 I'LL DRINK A TON OF CRANBERRY JUICE. 444 00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:50,870 BUT I HAVE TO GO NOW. I'M MEETING SOME FRIENDS. 445 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,939 YOU WERE AN ANIMAL. 446 00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:02,148 STELLA? 447 00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:07,620 COME ON, GEORGE. 448 00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:21,434 NO NO, THAT'S A LOW BLOW-- A LOW BLOW. 449 00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:23,269 - WATCH THOSE PUNCHES. - TELL HIM. 450 00:23:23,369 --> 00:23:25,137 COME ON. 451 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:31,410 Sal: BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL. 452 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:47,426 QUIT HOLDING ON TO ME LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL. 453 00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:48,895 YOU'RE HOLDING ON TO ME. 454 00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:51,163 YEAH, EVERYONE CAN SEE IT'S YOU HOLDING ON TO ME. 455 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,900 WHY ARE WE DOING THIS AGAIN? 456 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,670 YOU SAID MY MOUTH WAS SHAPED LIKE THE ANUS OF A STARFISH. 457 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,041 - ( bell dings ) - YES! 458 00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:10,216 - YEAH. - NICE, GEORGE. 459 00:24:10,316 --> 00:24:13,686 YOU'RE DESTROYING HIM. HOLY SHIT, "EDITION" MIGHT BEAT "GQ." 460 00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:16,388 George: I KNOW, I KNOW. IT FEELS SO GOOD. 461 00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:19,258 KEEP WORKING YOUR JAB. 462 00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:21,528 DEEP BREATHS, DEEP BREATHS. 463 00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:24,196 YOU GOT HIM. 464 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,666 ( mouths ) 465 00:24:32,605 --> 00:24:33,973 ( bell dings ) 466 00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:37,043 STAY LOOSE, STAY LOOSE. STAY LOOSE, CHAMP. 467 00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:41,548 TOUCH GLOVES. AT THE BELL, FIGHT. 468 00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:44,651 Jonathan: IT'S YOUR ROUND, GEORGE. IT'S YOUR ROUND. 469 00:24:53,059 --> 00:24:54,727 COME ON, GEORGE. 470 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:56,262 Ray: GO, GEORGE. 471 00:24:56,362 --> 00:24:58,865 COME ON, GEORGE. YOU GOT HIM. 472 00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:03,269 - GEORGE, GET UP. - GEORGE, GET UP. 473 00:25:03,369 --> 00:25:06,405 ONE, TWO, 474 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,975 THREE, FOUR, 475 00:25:09,075 --> 00:25:11,978 FIVE, SIX, 476 00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:14,981 SEVEN, EIGHT, 477 00:25:15,081 --> 00:25:16,749 NINE, 10! 478 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,851 - IT'S OVER. - ( bell dings ) 479 00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:25,024 ( laughing ) 480 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:38,237 WHO'S THE HERMAPHRODITE NOW? WHO'S THE HERMAPHRODITE NOW? 481 00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:42,709 YOU SHOWED A LOT OF HEART, GEORGE. 482 00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:49,548 I THINK I'M GONNA SKIP OUT ON THE POST-FIGHT DRINKS. 483 00:25:49,649 --> 00:25:52,551 THIS WHOLE VIOLENT THING HAS TURNED LEAH ON. 484 00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:54,887 SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX TONIGHT. 485 00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:56,889 IT'S THE FIRST TIME IN WEEKS. 486 00:25:56,989 --> 00:25:58,157 - THAT'S GREAT, RAY. - THANKS. 487 00:25:58,257 --> 00:26:00,492 OH, THERE SHE IS. 488 00:26:00,593 --> 00:26:02,795 YOU GUYS WERE GREAT TONIGHT. 489 00:26:14,641 --> 00:26:16,743 WHAT CAN I TELL YOU, GEORGE? 490 00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:18,878 IT'S LIFE, ISN'T IT? IT'S THE LAW OF THE JUNGLE. 491 00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:20,279 IT'S DARWIN. 492 00:26:20,379 --> 00:26:21,814 WHATEVER YOU SAY, RICHARD. 493 00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:27,186 I'LL SEE YOU AROUND CAMPUS. 494 00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:31,123 OKAY, CHAMP? ( clicks tongue ) 495 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:36,729 ( mouths ) 496 00:26:44,503 --> 00:26:48,340 HEY, LET'S GET IN THERE ONE MORE TIME. 497 00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:58,651 THANK YOU. 498 00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:04,290 DO YOU THINK WE LEARNED ANYTHING TONIGHT? 499 00:27:04,390 --> 00:27:06,292 NO. 500 00:27:06,392 --> 00:27:08,260 BUT THAT'S OKAY. 501 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:10,429 IT'S GOOD TO STAY IN THE DARK ABOUT THINGS. 502 00:27:10,529 --> 00:27:13,933 IT KEEPS LIFE INTERESTING. 503 00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:18,337 GEORGE, I'M GLAD YOU'RE IN MY LIFE. 504 00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:21,107 I'M GLAD YOU'RE IN MINE, JONATHAN. 505 00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:28,915 OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. 506 00:27:29,015 --> 00:27:31,117 COME ON. 507 00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:32,952 OH, I SEE. 508 00:27:33,052 --> 00:27:34,954 YEAH YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 509 00:27:35,054 --> 00:27:38,224 OOP, I THINK I GOT THE REACH ON YOU THERE. 510 00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:39,625 YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. 511 00:27:39,726 --> 00:27:42,294 BUT I HAVE THE LOW CENTER OF GRAVITY. 512 00:27:42,394 --> 00:27:43,963 ( laughing ) 513 00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:45,464 IT ALLOWS ME TO DO THINGS LIKE THIS. 514 00:27:45,564 --> 00:27:47,900 OH, SLOW DOWN, LITTLE BUGGER. 515 00:27:49,568 --> 00:27:52,071 ( theme music playing ) 516 00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:58,110 * ALL THE SHADOWS IN THE CITY * 517 00:27:58,210 --> 00:28:02,348 * USED TO LOVE YOU, WHAT A PITY * 518 00:28:02,448 --> 00:28:06,118 * I MISS THE QUESTIONS YOU USED TO ASK ME * 519 00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:10,122 * ALL THE SHADOWS IN THE CITY * 520 00:28:10,222 --> 00:28:11,924 * ALL RIGHT 521 00:28:14,761 --> 00:28:18,731 * BORED TO DEATH, PLUS EXPENSES * 522 00:28:18,831 --> 00:28:22,869 * THE ONLY TROUBLE IS MY SENTENCE * 523 00:28:22,969 --> 00:28:26,773 * YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER LOVE ANOTHER * 524 00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:31,043 * A RUSSIAN DOLL, ONE INSIDE THE OTHER. *