1 00:00:05,039 --> 00:00:07,775 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:13,114 * ALL THE SHADOWS IN THE CITY * 3 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:16,784 * USED TO LOVE YOU, WHAT A PITY * 4 00:00:16,884 --> 00:00:21,055 * I MISS THE QUESTIONS YOU USED TO ASK ME * 5 00:00:21,155 --> 00:00:25,159 * BORED TO DEATH, CUT, MAD AND LONELY * 6 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:29,029 * BORED TO DEATH, CUT, MAD AND LONELY... * 7 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:30,964 - ( coughs ) - * BORED TO DEATH 8 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:33,567 * CUT, MAD AND LONELY. 9 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:36,770 ( whistle blows ) 10 00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:55,589 ( sighs ) 11 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:13,073 "TO SAVE HIMSELF AND THE BLONDE, 12 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:16,244 HARRY SLAPPED THE LARGE BAG OF COCAINE INTO THE AIR. 13 00:01:16,344 --> 00:01:18,246 THEN HARRY SENT HIS FIST, 14 00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:20,481 WHICH WAS THE SIZE OF A SMALL DICTIONARY, 15 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:23,451 - INTO THE DRUG DEALER'S THROAT." - ( phone rings ) 16 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:26,854 - AMES HERE. - Jonathan, it's Leah. 17 00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:29,390 OH HI, LEAH. 18 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:31,425 I'M IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD. COULD I COME BY? 19 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:33,461 THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 20 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:35,263 HERE? 21 00:01:35,363 --> 00:01:38,166 THE PLACE IS VERY GREY GARDENS AT THE MOMENT. 22 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:40,734 - I'VE BEEN WRITING. - Oh, it doesn't matter. 23 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:42,570 I'LL BE RIGHT OVER. 24 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:45,406 HOW'S RAY? 25 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:47,708 HE'S, UM... 26 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:49,510 MAKING THE BEST OF IT. 27 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:58,519 - LET'S TAKE A BREAK. - OKAY. 28 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,792 - ( sighs ) - I WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE. 29 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:07,261 RED HOOK IS SO WEIRD AND BEAUTIFUL. 30 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:10,498 OKAY. 31 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:13,434 ( mimics Brando ) I COULD'VE BEEN SOMEBODY. 32 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:15,769 WHAT? YOU ARE SOMEBODY. 33 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,705 YOU CREATED SUPER RAY. 34 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:18,972 NO, IT'S MARLON BRANDO. 35 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:20,608 IT'S A LITTLE LESSER-KNOWN LINE. 36 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:22,743 "ON THE WATERFRONT" WAS SET IN RED HOOK. 37 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:24,912 COOL. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. I LIKE BRANDO. 38 00:02:25,012 --> 00:02:26,580 I WISH HE WASN'T DEAD. 39 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,649 KISS? 40 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,088 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW? - OH, I'M TWEETING OUR PHOTO. 41 00:02:35,189 --> 00:02:36,990 NONE OF MY FRIENDS BELIEVE I'M DATING YOU. 42 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,092 TWEETING? SO CUTE. 43 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:42,162 YO, ARE THOSE EARS REAL? 44 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:43,931 - OF COURSE THEY ARE. - ( both snicker ) 45 00:02:44,031 --> 00:02:46,934 - WHAT, IS IT CHRISTMAS? - WHAT'S IT TO YOU, GAYLORD? 46 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:50,438 YO, NOTHING, MAN. ELVES ARE COOL. 47 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:02,483 YOU ARE THE SEXIEST GUY I HAVE EVER MET. 48 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:04,352 I KNOW. 49 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:12,960 SO HERE'S A PICTURE OF LITTLE RAY. 50 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:15,095 WE GOT HIM FROM A RESCUE SHELTER. 51 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,365 I'LL NEED THIS FOR MY INVESTIGATION. 52 00:03:17,465 --> 00:03:19,467 WHY'D YOU NAME HIM LITTLE RAY? 53 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:22,270 THE GIRLS SAID THAT HE AND RAY HAVE THE SAME EYES. 54 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:25,273 I GUESS I CAN SEE THAT-- A CERTAIN SADNESS. 55 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:27,741 SO TELL ME AGAIN WHAT HAPPENED FROM THE BEGINNING. 56 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:30,043 AS A DETECTIVE I NEED ALL THE DETAILS. 57 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:32,813 ALSO I'M A LITTLE STONED. 58 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:35,716 OKAY. SO I TIED HIM UP OUTSIDE THE PHARMACY 59 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:38,386 JUST FOR A SECOND AND WHEN I CAME OUT HE WAS GONE. 60 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:41,221 - OH MY GOD. - SO WHEN I GOT HOME THE PHONE RINGS 61 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:43,223 AND THIS MAN SAYS, "I HAVE LITTLE RAY." 62 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:45,058 'CAUSE MY NUMBER WAS ON HIS DOG COLLAR. 63 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:46,760 I WAS LIKE, "OH MY GOD, THANK YOU." 64 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:50,097 THEN HE SAYS ALL COLD, "HOW MUCH FOR HIM?" 65 00:03:50,197 --> 00:03:51,765 RANSOM FOR A DOG. 66 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,701 I KNOW THIS WORLD IS INSANE, BUT STILL... 67 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:58,138 SO I BLURTED OUT STUPIDLY "40 BUCKS" 68 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,441 AND HE HUNG UP AND HE HASN'T CALLED BACK. 69 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:03,544 THE GIRLS ARE HEARTBROKEN, CRYING EVERY NIGHT. 70 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:06,079 IT'S OKAY. I'LL FIND HIM. 71 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:07,948 I DON'T WANT YOUR GIRLS TO BE UPSET. 72 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:10,117 THEY'VE ALREADY LOST ONE RAY. 73 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:11,952 THEY SHOULDN'T LOSE TWO. 74 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,496 I'M SORRY. I'M SO SORRY. 75 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:25,799 - I-I-- I'M STONED AND TIPSY. - I'M ALSO TIPSY. 76 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:29,269 OH-- JONATHAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ALMOST HAPPENED. 77 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:31,672 WE ONLY LEANED. A LEAN MEANS NOTHING. 78 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,374 I DO IT NATURALLY ALL THE TIME. 79 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,609 I HAVE BAD POSTURE FROM DEPRESSION. I JUST-- 80 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,978 YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT WAS ONLY A LEAN. 81 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:39,279 BUT YOU KNOW, I SHOULD GO. 82 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:41,582 - OH, I FEEL GUILTY. - ME TOO, ME TOO. 83 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:45,152 BUT WE WERE JUST PROJECTING OUR LOVE FOR RAY ONTO EACH OTHER. 84 00:04:45,252 --> 00:04:48,856 RIGHT. SO YOU'LL TRY TO FIND LITTLE RAY? 85 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:51,258 OF COURSE. BUT, LEAH, 86 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:53,293 SHOULD WE ACTUALLY KISS 87 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:55,162 SO THAT OUR GUILT DOESN'T GO TO WASTE? 88 00:04:55,262 --> 00:04:58,098 - I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE VERY BEAUTIFUL. - JONATHAN! 89 00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:00,100 - ( phone ringing ) - IT'S RAY! 90 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,002 DO YOU THINK HE KNOWS? IS THAT-- 91 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:04,237 JONATHAN, DON'T BE PARANOID. 92 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:06,440 LET'S JUST PRETEND LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED, 93 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:09,577 WHICH WILL BE EASY, BECAUSE NOTHING DID HAPPEN. 94 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:12,145 WELL, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE NOTHING THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN 95 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:15,383 AND, LEAH, I WILL FIND LITTLE RAY FOR YOU. 96 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:23,491 ( music playing ) 97 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:30,263 - * RIDE - * RIDE 98 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:33,333 * POUR A DRINK IN THE FRUSTRATED COWBOY. * 99 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:36,370 SHE'S A NICE KID, BUT IT'S JUST HARD TO BE IN PUBLIC 100 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:38,238 WITH A GIRL THAT'S GOT ELF EARS. 101 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,007 SHE LENT ME HER HUGE BIKE, WHICH IS NICE. 102 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:42,576 DOES SHE HAVE OTHER ELF ORGANS? 103 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,578 NO. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 104 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:47,080 I THOUGHT SHE'D HAVE FAIRY DUST DOWN THERE OR SOMETHING. 105 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:50,083 COMPLETELY NORMAL FROM THE NECK DOWN. 106 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,119 BUT I FEEL BAD WHEN I KISS HER. 107 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:54,422 ALL I DO IS THINK ABOUT LEAH 108 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:57,458 AND HOW HER EARS ARE REGULAR. 109 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,395 I SAW LEAH TODAY. 110 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:06,099 WHAT? WHERE? DID SHE SAY SHE MISSES ME? 111 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,135 YEAH, SHE MISSES YOU. 112 00:06:08,235 --> 00:06:10,303 I SAW HER AT MY PLACE. 113 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:13,206 - WHY? - SHE NEEDS MY HELP AS A DETECTIVE. 114 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:14,708 WHAT DOES SHE WANT YOU TO DO? 115 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:17,244 SHE GOT THE GIRLS A DOG, BUT IT WAS STOLEN. 116 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:18,879 THE GUY WHO TOOK IT HAD THE AUDACITY 117 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:21,048 TO ASK FOR RANSOM, BUT SHE LOWBALLED HIM. 118 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:23,083 SHE DOES HAVE A SECRET CHEAP SIDE. 119 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:24,552 THE WHOLE TIME WE WERE TOGETHER 120 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:26,820 NOT ONCE DID SHE RAISE MY ALLOWANCE. GO AHEAD. 121 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,690 ANYWAY, SHE LOWBALLED HIM AND HE HUNG UP THE PHONE. 122 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:32,225 I GUESS HE MUST HAVE SOLD THE DOG OR SOMETHING, 123 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:33,861 BUT LEAH WANTS ME TO TRY TO FIND HIM. 124 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:35,563 WHAT A BASTARD, 125 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:37,498 WANTING MONEY FOR A LOST DOG. 126 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:39,467 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THIS, 127 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:41,802 BUT LEAH AND THE GIRLS NAMED THE DOG 128 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,871 LITTLE RAY. 129 00:06:45,372 --> 00:06:47,475 YEAH, I LIKE THAT. 130 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:52,546 IT MEANS THEY MISS ME. 131 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:56,750 - WHAT KIND OF DOG IS IT? - HE'S A-- OH HERE. 132 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:00,921 - NOT THE MOST-- - GOOD GOD. 133 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:03,056 THAT IS ONE UGLY POOCH. 134 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:06,326 WITH THAT SCRUNCHED FACE HE LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN. 135 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,996 HE'S GOT NICE EYES THOUGH. 136 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:13,133 - YEAH. - SO HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND THIS GARGOYLE? 137 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:15,869 ( music playing ) 138 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:19,206 * ALL I KNOW IS ALL I'M TOLD * 139 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:22,710 * SHE KEEPS THE YOUNG FROM GETTING OLD AGAIN * 140 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:26,480 * MAKE SURE TO CROSS THE STREET * 141 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:29,483 * SHE WALKS TO ME AND HURT HER FEET... * 142 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:50,037 - OUR LAST FLIER. - NOW WHAT, 143 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:52,405 BESIDES GETTING A DRINK? 144 00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:53,941 NOW WE WAIT. 145 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:55,909 EITHER THE JERK WHO GRABBED LITTLE RAY 146 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:57,945 WILL COME OUT FROM UNDER HIS ROCK TO COLLECT THE REWARD. 147 00:07:58,045 --> 00:08:00,614 OR IF HE SOLD THE DOG, MAYBE THAT PERSON WILL CALL US. 148 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:03,283 - WHAT'LL IT BE? - ONE BUDWEISER 149 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:05,185 AND A GLASS OF YOUR WORST WHITE WINE 150 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:07,087 FOR MY FRIEND, ON ME. 151 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,890 YOU KNOW, GEORGE IS HAVING HIS SURGERY TOMORROW. 152 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,560 I KNOW. POOR GEORGE. SUCH A GOOD GUY. 153 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:15,228 SHOULDN'T HAVE SHOT ME THAT TIME, 154 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,730 BUT HE ALWAYS PICKS UP THE CHECK. 155 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:20,033 - THANKS. - CIN CIN. 156 00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:23,136 ( sighs ) 157 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:25,505 AFTER THIS, I GOT TO GO HOME AND FINISH MY SHORT STORY 158 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:27,240 FOR "THE NEW YORKER" CONTEST. 159 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:30,210 - WHAT'S THE GIST OF IT. - IT'S ABOUT A P.I. NAMED HARRY PARKER. 160 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:33,914 IT'S A PULP FICTION TAKE ON HOW I BEAT THOSE DRUG DEALERS IN PROSPECT PARK. 161 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:36,116 I TURNED GREENE INTO A FEMME FATALE-- 162 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:39,252 - A SEXY BLONDE. - GREENE WOULD MAKE A GOOD WOMAN. 163 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,889 - HE HAS NICE HIPS. - HUH. 164 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:47,861 ( knocks on door ) 165 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:54,367 OH HEY, PERFECT TIMING. 166 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:56,970 DO YOU THINK THAT I'LL NEED TWO BATHROBES? 167 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:59,773 WELL, YOU'RE JUST STAYING AT THE HOSPITAL OVERNIGHT, 168 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:03,210 - SO PROBABLY JUST ONE. - YOU'RE RIGHT. I BETTER BRING BOTH. 169 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:08,215 - GEORGE. - OH, VERY GOOD. 170 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:09,950 - OH HI. - HI. 171 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:13,687 - DONNA, THAT'S JONATHAN. - OH. OH OH, IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU. 172 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:15,923 GEORGE TALKS ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME. 173 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:17,625 I'M SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR CAREER STRUGGLES. 174 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:19,860 - DON'T-- - RIGHT. 175 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,295 I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR TAKING CARE OF GEORGE 176 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,831 AND HIS PROSTATE. 177 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,866 OH, OF COURSE. HE'LL BE FINE. 178 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:28,636 I HAVEN'T MADE ANY SURGICAL ERRORS IN YEARS. 179 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:31,972 - OH. ( chuckles ) - I'D BETTER GET GOING. MY FIRST SURGERY'S AT 10:00. 180 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,373 OKAY. 181 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:36,343 ( both moan ) 182 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:39,479 SO NICE TO MEET YOU. 183 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,115 NICE TO MEET YOU TOO, DR. KENWOOD. 184 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:48,622 - SHE SEEMS GREAT. - YEAH, SHE'S LOVELY. 185 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:52,793 YOU ALL RIGHT, GEORGE? HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 186 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:54,594 TO BE HONEST, I'M A LITTLE UPSET. 187 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,296 THE WAY I SEE IT, I HAVE TWO OPTIONS: 188 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:59,700 ONE, I COME OUT OF THIS IMPOTENT AND INCONTINENT; 189 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,535 OR TWO, I DIE UNDER ANESTHESIA. 190 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:06,606 OH NO, PLEASE, GEORGE, YOU HAVE TO VISUALIZE A PERFECT RECOVERY-- 191 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,909 BEAUTIFUL STRONG ERECTIONS, 192 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:12,179 VITALITY, CONTROLLED URINATION. 193 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,247 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 194 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,750 ALL RIGHT, JUST TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU. 195 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,419 THE BEST POSITIVE THINKING IN LIFE 196 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:20,754 IS THINKING OF OTHERS. 197 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:22,956 SO WHAT'S HAPPENING? 198 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,892 DISTRACT ME. 199 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:27,995 WELL, I FINISHED MY STORY FOR "THE NEW YORKER" CONTEST. 200 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:30,764 - I MAILED IT IN THIS MORNING. - TELL ME THE OPENING LINES. 201 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,966 I LOVE OPENING LINES. 202 00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:39,006 "IN HARRY'S HAND, THE GUN LOOKED LIKE A TOY. 203 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:41,975 THE GUN WAS BIG, BUT HIS HAND WAS BIGGER." 204 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:43,911 - ( phone rings ) - I LIKE THAT. 205 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:46,546 - VERY HARDBOILED. - SORRY. 206 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:50,083 - HELLO. - Woman: Are you the person looking for Little Ray?" 207 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,519 YES, I AM. 208 00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:54,387 YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE. 209 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,657 CUTE LITTLE THING. BEAUTIFUL EYES. 210 00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,693 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. I LOVE HIS EYES. 211 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:02,162 THEY REMIND ME OF MY NAT. THAT'S WHY I WANTED HIM. 212 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,798 - NAT WAS YOUR DOG? - NO, MY HUSBAND. 213 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:07,100 HE DIED AT THE DELI LAST YEAR. 214 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:11,038 WENT FOR SOME HALF-AND-HALF FOR MY COFFEE, NEVER CAME BACK. 215 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:13,240 I SHOULD'VE JUST DRANK IT BLACK. 216 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,507 I'M SORRY. 217 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:17,244 YOU KIND OF HAVE HIS BUILD, YOU KNOW? 218 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:20,213 HA. THAT'S WHAT I LIKED WHEN I WAS YOUNGER-- 219 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:23,016 FEEL A MAN'S WEIGHT. 220 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:25,085 IT HELPS YOU FORGET YOUR TROUBLES. 221 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:29,757 THAT'S RIGHT. A LOT OF WOMEN TODAY, THEY DON'T APPRECIATE HEFT. 222 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:32,059 SO ABOUT LITTLE RAY. 223 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:34,962 - WHERE DID YOU SEE HIM? - THE NEVINS STREET DOG MAN 224 00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:36,730 BROUGHT HIM HERE YESTERDAY. 225 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,398 HE'S A POOCH PEDDLER, 226 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:41,468 MOSTLY LITTLE DOGS. HE KNEW I WAS LOOKING FOR ONE 227 00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:43,470 BECAUSE NAT PASSED ON, 228 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,873 BUT HE WANTED TOO MUCH MONEY. 229 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:48,241 - THAT MUST BE THE GUY WHO CALLED LEAH. - YEAH. 230 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:50,543 - HOW MUCH DID HE WANT? - $200. YEAH. 231 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:53,713 THEN I WAS UP AT PARK SLOPE, YOU KNOW, WHERE IT'S FANCY? 232 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,548 THAT'S WHERE I SAW YOUR FLIER. 233 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:56,850 I WENT TO SEE MY DAUGHTER. 234 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,451 SHE LIVES VERY NICE-- 235 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,921 MARRIED TO A JEWISH LAWYER. 236 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,624 - ARE YOU JEWISH? - YES. 237 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,660 GOOD. STEADY INCOME IS NICE. 238 00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:09,229 RIGHT RIGHT. 239 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:14,301 SO WHERE CAN WE FIND THIS NEVINS STREET DOG MAN? 240 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:18,738 WELL, HE'S NOT CALLED THE CAROL STREET DOG MAN, IS HE? 241 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,107 ( chuckles ) THAT'S RIGHT. 242 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:21,341 ( giggles ) 243 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:26,179 WELL HELLO, MR. CHRISTIANSEN. 244 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:29,482 - IT'S CHRISTOPHER. - OH MY GOD, YOU BROUGHT A LOT OF BAGGAGE. 245 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,953 WHEN I GET NERVOUS I OVERPACK. 246 00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:34,654 DO YOU THINK I BROUGHT TOO MUCH? 247 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,389 YES, BUT IT'S OKAY. 248 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:39,592 SO YOU'VE HAD NO LIQUIDS OR FOOD SINCE LAST NIGHT? 249 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,128 NOTHING. 250 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:44,865 ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, I DID BRUSH MY TEETH 251 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:47,500 AND SOME WATER MAY HAVE SEEPED DOWN MY THROAT. 252 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,838 SHOULD WE RESCHEDULE? I KNOW I SWALLOWED SOME TOOTHPASTE. 253 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,739 WHY DON'T I CALL DR. KENWOOD? 254 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,942 IT'S OKAY. TOOTHPASTE IS FINE. 255 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:58,545 SO STRIP DOWN AND I'LL BE BACK TO SHAVE YOUR PUBIC ZONE. 256 00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:01,849 WHAT? NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT SHAVING DOWN THERE. 257 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,716 NO-- OH GOD. 258 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:06,887 OH, THAT'S NOT FAIR. 259 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:09,356 ( dogs barking ) 260 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:13,726 THERE'S LITTLE RAY. HI! 261 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,964 Jonathan: THIS EXPLAINS ALL THE MISSING DOG POSTERS WE SA. 262 00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:18,665 I THINK I HAVE MY NEXT STORY-- 263 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,633 "THE NEVINS STREET DOG MAN"-- 264 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,269 A HARRY PARKER MYSTERY. 265 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,505 HIS PICTURE DOESN'T DO HIM ANY JUSTICE. 266 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:28,842 HE HAS A STRANGE FOREHEAD, BUT THAT'S A GOOD-LOOKING DOG. 267 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,978 - HI! - IT'S LOCKED. 268 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,847 WELL, WE'LL GET SOME BOLT CUTTERS 269 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,582 AND WE'LL FREE LITTLE RAY. 270 00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:37,584 RIGHT. AND THESE OTHER GUYS TOO. 271 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:40,720 - TCH TCH TCH. - I RECOGNIZE MOST OF THEM FROM THE POSTERS. 272 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,356 THERE'S MOCHI, TULIP, MR. CHOW. 273 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,625 YOU REALLY LIKE LITTLE RAY, DON'T YOU? 274 00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,794 YEAH. 275 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,930 HE'S LIKE A DOG VERSION OF A SON. 276 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,731 HIS MOTHER IS THE WOMAN THAT I LOVE 277 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,466 AND WE HAVE THE SAME NAME. 278 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:54,902 RIGHT. 279 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,870 WE'LL BE BACK, LITTLE RAY. 280 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,845 LIFT UP YOUR GOWN, PLEASE. 281 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,614 UH, BEFORE WE START, 282 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:11,484 FOR SOME REASON MY OLD COLORING HAS HELD TRUE DOWN THERE. 283 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:14,387 UM, WILL IT GROW BACK LIKE THAT? 284 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:18,825 IT'S JUST NICE TO HOLD ON TO ONE'S YOUTH ANY WAY YOU CAN. 285 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:20,527 I DON'T KNOW. 286 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,629 I NEVER HAD A PATIENT COME BACK. 287 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,297 ( buzzing ) 288 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,470 THIS IS THE BEST CASE WE'VE EVER WORKED. 289 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,005 I THOUGHT YOU HATED MY CASES. 290 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:33,941 I DO, BUT THIS ONE'S DIFFERENT. 291 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,743 THIS IS MY OPENING TO WIN LEAH BACK. 292 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,611 YOU REALLY DO WANT HER BACK, DON'T YOU? 293 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,813 OF COURSE I DO. 294 00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,950 RAY, THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU. 295 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,052 OH GOD, I HATE WHEN YOU DO THIS. 296 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:47,787 IT'S LIKE FORCING A MAN TO LOOK UP AT THE GUILLOTINE. 297 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,890 GO AHEAD AND CHOP MY HEAD OFF WITH WHATEVER WEIRD THING YOU NEED TO SAY. 298 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,927 OKAY. I FEEL TERRIBLE, 299 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,263 BUT YESTERDAY I ALMOST KISSED LEAH. 300 00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:05,472 RAY, I'M SORRY! 301 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,940 RAYMOND! 302 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,977 - ( panting ) - RAY. 303 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,045 WAIT, LISTEN. 304 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,747 I JUST LEANED TOWARDS HER. IT WAS ONLY A LEAN. 305 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,683 AND SHE WOULD'VE REJECTED ME ANYWAY. 306 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,352 OF COURSE SHE WOULD'VE REJECTED YOU, BUT WHY DID YOU TRY TO KISS HER? 307 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,554 SHE JUST SEEMED SO SAD ABOUT THE DOG. 308 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,291 - MAYBE I WANTED TO KISS HER ON YOUR BEHALF. - THAT'S BULLSHIT. 309 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:27,594 RAY, I'M SORRY IF I HURT YOU. PLEASE FORGIVE ME. 310 00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:33,700 WELL, I BANGED SUZANNE. 311 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,802 - YOU DID? - NO. 312 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,404 OF COURSE NOT. I DIDN'T BANG SUZANNE. 313 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,472 I WANTED TO. I WANTED TO BANG ALL YOUR GIRLFRIENDS. 314 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:40,873 I WISH YOU HAD. 315 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:43,343 YOU CAN IF YOU WANT TO. 316 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:49,116 WELL, YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY KISS HER AND I UNDERSTAND. 317 00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:52,119 LEAH'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD, SO... 318 00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,122 LET'S JUST FORGET ABOUT IT. 319 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:58,725 FORGETTING, FORGOTTEN. FORGOTTED! 320 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:01,561 DON'T PUSH IT WITH THE WORDPLAY. 321 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,565 I'VE MISSED YOU. 322 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,567 I'VE MISSED YOU. 323 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,136 I ALWAYS MISS YOU. 324 00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:11,071 WHY DON'T WE EVER WORK THINGS OUT? 325 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,306 I GUESS WE'RE LIKE CHILDREN-- 326 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:16,343 THAT THING WE CAN'T REACH IS THE THING WE WANT. 327 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,816 WHY DON'T YOU CRAWL ON UP HERE? 328 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,953 THEY SHAVED MY PUBIC ZONE. 329 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,888 I WOULD'VE LIKED TO HAVE DONE THAT FOR YOU. 330 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,024 OH GOD, LOOK AT YOU. 331 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:34,327 - OH. - ( both laugh ) 332 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:38,765 I AM SO GLAD THAT POSSIBLY 333 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,034 THE LAST ERECTION OF MY LIFE 334 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:44,271 IS WITH YOU. 335 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,873 I GUESS THAT'S YOUR LINE WITH ALL THE GIRLS. 336 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,875 IT SOUNDED SO SINCERE THIS MORNING. 337 00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:51,844 DR. KENWOOD, THIS IS NOT WHAT-- 338 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:54,013 WHAT YOU THINK. 339 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:56,816 - THIS IS, UH... THIS IS, UH... - PRISCILLA. 340 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,418 PRISCILLA MY EX-WIFE. 341 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:02,222 AND WE WERE JUST SNUGGLING FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE. 342 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:05,024 THAT'S ALL, NOTHING MORE. 343 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,060 PRISCILLA, THIS IS MY DOCTOR. 344 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:11,030 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - YES. 345 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,171 - WELL, I'LL SEE YOU AT 6:00 P.M.... - MM-HMM. 346 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,039 ...BUT YOU'LL BE UNDER SO YOU WON'T SEE ME. 347 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,709 IT SHOULD ALL GO WELL, I HOPE. 348 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,811 YOU HOPE? 349 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,480 DONNA-- DONNA? 350 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,850 ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH YOUR DOCTOR? 351 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:34,053 WELL, SHE IS A UROLOGIST. 352 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,190 ( dogs barking ) 353 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,036 IS THAT BASTARD FEEDING THEM CAT FOOD? THAT IS SO LOW. 354 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:53,173 WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO WAIT HERE AND THEN WE'LL BUST 'EM OUT. 355 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,907 SHIT. I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE GOT TIME. 356 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:56,243 GEORGE'S SURGERY'S IN TWO HOURS. 357 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:57,944 I SAID I'D SEE HIM BEFORE HE WENT IN. 358 00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,679 - MAYBE WE CAN COME BACK TONIGHT. - NO, IT'S TOO RISKY. 359 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,581 WE'VE GOT TO WAIT THIS OUT. SOMETHING COULD HAPPEN. 360 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,050 - BUT I CAN'T MISS THE SURGERY. - YOU GO TAKE CARE OF GEORGE. 361 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,918 - I'LL TAKE CARE OF LITTLE RAY. - ARE YOU SURE? 362 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,987 - YOU'RE OKAY ON YOUR OWN? - YES. 363 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,722 I'M GOOD WITH BOLT CUTTERS. 364 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,859 I'VE NEVER USED THEM BEFORE BUT THEY FEEL LIKE SCISSORS. 365 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,361 OKAY. I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I'M DONE. 366 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:17,063 AND RAY, I'M SORRY ABOUT-- 367 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:18,798 I'VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT, OKAY? 368 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,633 BUT JUST KNOW ONE DAY, 369 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:23,603 - I'M GONNA ALMOST KISS SOMEBODY THAT YOU LOVE. - RIGHT. 370 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,805 TELL GEORGE THAT I'M ROOTING FOR HIM, ALL RIGHT? 371 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,275 - I'M GOING TO PRAY FOR HIS COCK. - THAT'LL MEAN A LOT TO GEORGE. 372 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,478 DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING? GO. 373 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,363 I'M JUST GLAD 374 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:54,367 THAT POSSIBLY MY LAST ERECTION IN LIFE IS WITH YOU. 375 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,869 DID YOU REALLY USE THE SAME LINE WITH BOTH WOMEN? 376 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,439 YES. AND I MEANT IT EACH TIME. 377 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:02,542 OH MY GOD. YOU DON'T THINK THAT DONNA 378 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,077 WILL TAKE IT OUT ON ME ON THE OPERATING TABLE, DO YOU? 379 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,313 I DON'T KNOW. I WOULD HOPE NOT. 380 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,548 OH GOD, I'M SUCH AN IDIOT. 381 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,984 WELL, ONE GOOD THING-- IF I DIE, I CAN'T GET ANY STUPIDER. 382 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:14,020 GEORGE, YOU'RE NOT STUPID. 383 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,055 YES, I AM. I'M 62 YEARS OLD 384 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,326 AND I'M STILL JUST UTTERLY CONFUSED 385 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,060 - ABOUT EVERYTHING. - LIKE WHAT? 386 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,764 MYSELF, WOMEN, MEN, LIFE IN GENERAL. 387 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,566 I GUESS THAT'S IT. 388 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,068 WELL, YOU HAVE COVERED ALL THE BASES. 389 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,603 WELL, I DO LIKE TO BE THOROUGH. 390 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:33,673 - ( door opens ) - MR. CHRISTIANSEN, SWEETIE, 391 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,842 I'LL BE BACK IN A SECOND WITH A CHAIR TO TAKE YOU TO SURGERY. 392 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:38,311 THANK YOU, DEAR. 393 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,248 - "CHRISTIANSEN"? - I DON'T KNOW. 394 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,216 SHE'S BEEN GETTING IT WRONG ALL DAY. 395 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,585 EVERYBODY DOES, ACTUALLY, EVER SINCE I WAS A KID. 396 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:49,756 SHE'S VERY NICE. SHE SHAVED MY PUBIC AREA. 397 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,459 HAD A NICE SOFT TOUCH. 398 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:58,164 GEORGE, 399 00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:00,700 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT, UM, 400 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,304 WELL, I LOVE YOU. 401 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:09,175 OKAY, GOOD-LOOKING, IN YOU GO. 402 00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:11,244 ( wheelchair rattles ) 403 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,413 ( clears throat ) 404 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,785 IS THIS YOUR SON? 405 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,219 YES. 406 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,523 YOUR DAD'LL BE OKAY. I PROMISE. 407 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:26,926 GEORGE. I'LL BE HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK. 408 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,728 I KNOW. 409 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:33,833 ( sighs ) 410 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:36,336 ( dogs barking ) 411 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,425 I'LL TELL YOU WHO LET THE DOGS OUT. 412 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,656 OH MY GOD. 413 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,824 THEY'VE GOT THE WRONG GEORGE. 414 00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:34,293 ( music playing ) 415 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,295 - ( barking ) - * THE ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE 416 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:38,465 - * THE ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE... * - HEY, WHAT THE FUCK?! 417 00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:41,668 * THE ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE * 418 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,504 * THE ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE * 419 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:47,574 * NOBODY SEEMS TO BE WILLING TO CARE * 420 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,476 * THE ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE... * 421 00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:51,478 - STOP! - ( music stops ) 422 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,517 ( music resumes ) * THE ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE 423 00:21:57,617 --> 00:22:00,420 * THE ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE... * 424 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,423 - I'M GONNA KILL YOU! - FUCK YOU, DOG SNATCHER! 425 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,593 MUSH MUSH! 426 00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:08,861 * NOBODY SEEMS TO BE WILLING TO CARE * 427 00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:12,231 * THE ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE... * 428 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,434 - STOP! - ( music stops ) 429 00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:18,204 SORRY. I'M SORRY. 430 00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:20,473 ( music resumes ) 431 00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:23,443 HEY, SLOW DOWN! 432 00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:28,681 HEY HEY, COME BACK HERE! 433 00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:31,117 * THE ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE * 434 00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:33,252 * THE ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE... * 435 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:36,055 ( grunts ) 436 00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:39,058 OW, THAT HURT, YOU FAT FUCK! 437 00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:41,160 FUCK YOU! I'VE LOST WEIGHT! 438 00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:42,895 MUSH MUSH! 439 00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:44,397 GO, LITTLE RAY. 440 00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:47,767 * THE ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE * 441 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,136 * THE ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE * 442 00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:52,271 * THE ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE. * 443 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,106 HE DOESN'T LIVE IN QUEENS! 444 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,208 - STOP! - GRAB HIM! 445 00:22:56,308 --> 00:22:58,711 WHAT? QUEENS? 446 00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:03,382 ( barking ) 447 00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:11,190 OH MY GOD. RAY. 448 00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:12,992 MOMMY, LOOK! LITTLE RAY'S BACK! 449 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:15,361 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO INSIDE. 450 00:23:15,462 --> 00:23:18,698 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. - JONATHAN ASKED ME TO HELP ON THE CASE 451 00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:20,299 SO I DID. 452 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,769 THEY'VE MISSED HIM SO MUCH. THANK YOU. 453 00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:24,671 YEAH, I'LL BET HE'S HAPPY TO BE HOME. 454 00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:28,240 MOM, LITTLE RAY ALREADY PEED ON THE FLOOR. 455 00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:30,009 AND NOW HE'S GOING NUMBER TWO! 456 00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:31,844 I REALLY LIKE THAT LITTLE GUY. 457 00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:35,014 WELL, I SHOULD PROBABLY GO CLEAN THAT UP. 458 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:36,583 OKAY. 459 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:40,453 IT WAS REALLY NICE SEEING YOU. 460 00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:43,255 YOU LOOK GREAT, BIG RAY. 461 00:23:43,355 --> 00:23:46,025 SO DO YOU, BIG LEAH. 462 00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:48,160 THANKS FOR SAVING LITTLE RAY. 463 00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:52,899 - OKAY. - I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 464 00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:56,903 SEE YOU LATER. 465 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:08,881 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. THAT WENT PRETTY WELL, I THINK. 466 00:24:08,981 --> 00:24:11,250 I'VE GOT A LOT OF CALLS TO MAKE. 467 00:24:11,350 --> 00:24:13,653 WHAT'S THAT? YOU DON'T LIKE CAT FOOD? 468 00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:16,523 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU HEAT IT UP, IT AIN'T THAT BAD. 469 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:18,157 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO. 470 00:24:18,257 --> 00:24:22,128 SO IT WAS A REAL MEXICAN STANDOFF. 471 00:24:22,228 --> 00:24:24,363 DONNA BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE OF PRISCILLA. 472 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:28,167 THEN I BROKE UP WITH DONNA BECAUSE OF HER OFFICE'S GRIEVOUS CLERICAL ERROR. 473 00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:29,869 THIS WHOLE THING IS SO INSANE. 474 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,939 I KNOW. I HAVE TO RETHINK EVERYTHING. 475 00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:35,575 I DO WANT TO THANK YOU, THOUGH, FOR SAVING ME. 476 00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:38,177 OH MY GOD. I'M SO GLAD I STILL HAVE A PROSTATE. 477 00:24:38,277 --> 00:24:40,713 - OF COURSE, GEORGE. - I GUESS I COULD SUE, RIGHT? 478 00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,982 BUT FOR WHAT? LOSS OF PUBIC HAIR? 479 00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:46,185 TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS THIS IS THE BEST I'VE FELT IN YEARS. 480 00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:50,690 THERE'S NOTHING LIKE FINDING OUT YOU DON'T HAVE CANCER. 481 00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:52,792 THIS SHOULD HAPPEN MORE OFTEN. 482 00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:55,995 POOR GEORGE CHRISTIANSEN WHEN HE FINDS OUT. 483 00:24:56,095 --> 00:24:59,465 OH MY GOD. I HADN'T EVEN CONSIDERED THAT. 484 00:24:59,566 --> 00:25:02,234 WELL, I GUESS I COULD WRITE HIM A THANK-YOU NOTE. 485 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,771 WOULD THAT BE APPROPRIATE? 486 00:25:07,073 --> 00:25:11,310 * I DON'T KNOW HOW THE WEST WAS WON * 487 00:25:11,410 --> 00:25:16,916 * HOW THE OCEAN LET ALL THE SAILORS COME FORTH * 488 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:21,287 * THEY CAME OVER ONE BY ONE * 489 00:25:21,387 --> 00:25:25,592 * IF ONLY JUST TO SEE 490 00:25:26,893 --> 00:25:30,930 * AND I DON'T KNOW HOW HAPPINESS * 491 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:36,035 * GETS HIDDEN IN THE WILDERNESS * 492 00:25:36,135 --> 00:25:40,539 * I'M LEAVING IN THE MORNING * 493 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:45,878 * WITH MY PADDLE AND MY LIME. * 494 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:50,883 ( vocalizing )