1 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:08,142 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:13,281 * ALL THE SHADOWS IN THE CITY * 3 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:17,151 * USED TO LOVE YOU, WHAT A PITY * 4 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:21,222 * I MISS THE QUESTIONS YOU USED TO ASK ME * 5 00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:25,326 * BORED TO DEATH, CUT, MAD AND LONELY * 6 00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:29,197 * BORED TO DEATH, CUT, MAD AND LONELY... * 7 00:00:29,297 --> 00:00:31,132 - ( coughs ) - * BORED TO DEATH 8 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:33,734 * CUT, MAD AND LONELY. 9 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:37,138 ( whistle blows ) 10 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:53,554 - THANK YOU. - YEAH. 11 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:56,457 ( sighs ) 12 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,659 SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO TODAY? 13 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:00,561 YOU WANT TO SPEND IT IN BED? 14 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:02,196 I'D LOVE TO, BUT I CAN'T. 15 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:04,232 I'VE GOT MY MIDWOOD COLLEGE INTERVIEW. 16 00:01:04,332 --> 00:01:06,800 - I'M NERVOUS ABOUT IT. - I'D HIRE YOU. 17 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:10,371 I THINK YOU WERE A GREAT TEACHER. 18 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:17,478 I'VE GOT TO SAY, NINA, LAST NIGHT WAS INCREDIBLE. 19 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:19,247 - IT WAS AN AMAZING FIRST DATE. - I KNOW. 20 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:21,982 WHEN I GET GOING I'M LIKE A BEE'S NEST. 21 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,985 SO YOU THINK I SHOULD MOVE IN? 22 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:28,589 - WHAT? - WELL, I'M GOING TO BE KICKED OUT OF MY ROOM 23 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:32,793 IN BUSHWICK IN A FEW DAYS AND, UM, I LOST MY JOB. 24 00:01:32,893 --> 00:01:36,164 I MIGHT HAVE TO GO BACK TO PORTLAND AND BE WITH MY PARENTS. 25 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:37,698 YOU'D LEAVE NEW YORK? 26 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:39,600 BUT WE JUST MET. WE HAD SUCH A GREAT NIGHT. 27 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:42,636 I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I THINK I SHOULD MOVE IN. 28 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:46,407 I ALREADY KNOW I WANT TO BE WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT. 29 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:49,310 ALSO, I'M GOING TO BE HOMELESS. 30 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:52,079 GOD, NINA, THIS IS SO SUDDEN. UM... 31 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:54,915 DO I HAVE A LITTLE TIME TO THINK ABOUT THIS-- YOUR MOVING IN? 32 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:57,084 SURE. 33 00:01:57,185 --> 00:01:59,620 IS TWO DAYS ENOUGH TIME? 34 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,155 I GUESS. 35 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:05,493 - ( cell phone rings ) - SORRY. ONE SECOND. 36 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:07,428 - HELLO? - YOU GOTTA GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW. 37 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,830 I'M HAVING A CRISIS AND AN EMERGENCY. 38 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:12,300 RIGHT NOW? I'M SORT OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMEONE-- 39 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,868 - UH, SOMETHING. - YES, RIGHT NOW. 40 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,337 I NEED YOU, OKAY? 41 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:19,106 I'LL BE OVER THERE IN FIVE MINUTES, 10, 15... 42 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:20,874 HELLO? GOD DAMN IT. 43 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,643 HE ALWAYS HANGS UP ON ME. 44 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:26,347 AS YOU KNOW, GEORGE, WE'RE ALL VERY HAPPY YOU DON'T HAVE CANCER. 45 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:29,283 IT'S JUST WONDERFUL. I'M SO RELIEVED. 46 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:31,885 - THANK YOU. - BUT SINCE IT WAS A FALSE ALARM, 47 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,622 WE DO NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT FAILED DRUG TEST. 48 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:37,391 BUT THAT MARIJUANA WAS FOR MY CANCER. 49 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:40,261 THE CANCER THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE, GEORGE. 50 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:43,030 YES, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT AT THE TIME. 51 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:44,532 GEORGE, PLEASE. 52 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:46,534 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE YOU EVALUATED 53 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:48,502 BY OUR SUBSTANCE ABUSE EXPERT. 54 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:51,071 - OH! - HE WILL DETERMINE A COURSE OF TREATMENT. 55 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,207 IT'LL EITHER BE REHAB IN ARIZONA 56 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:55,343 OR AN OUT-PATIENT TREATMENT HERE IN NEW YORK. 57 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:57,245 KATHERINE, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 58 00:02:57,345 --> 00:03:00,881 REHAB? WHAT ABOUT A-- A-- A SANITARIUM? 59 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:02,115 I WOULD DO THAT. 60 00:03:02,216 --> 00:03:04,151 YOU KNOW, IT'S MORE ROMANTIC. 61 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:06,520 IT'S MORE ZELDA FITZGERALD. 62 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:07,521 BUT REHAB? 63 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:09,990 GOING TO REHAB IS COMPANY PROTOCOL. 64 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:12,125 WE CAN'T MAKE EXCEPTIONS. 65 00:03:12,226 --> 00:03:13,894 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 66 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:18,699 WHAT IF I PROMISED THAT I WOULD JUST QUIT, GO COLD TURKEY? 67 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:20,668 I WOULDN'T BELIEVE YOU. 68 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:28,309 MY STALKER SENT ME 12 EMAILS LAST NIGHT, ALL OF THEM RUDE. 69 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:32,145 AND THIS WAS LEFT DOWNSTAIRS IN THE VESTIBULE THIS MORNING! 70 00:03:32,246 --> 00:03:34,648 OH MAN, THIS IS REALLY CREEPY. 71 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:38,185 THERE'S SOME SORT OF A BLADE STICKING OUT OF YOUR SHOULDER. 72 00:03:38,286 --> 00:03:39,853 IT IS A NIB OF AN X-ACTO KNIFE. 73 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:41,489 A NIB? I LIKE THAT WORD. 74 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:43,023 - NIB. NIB. NIB. - JONATHAN! 75 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:45,459 THIS IS SERIOUS! THIS IS SOME KIND OF SICK VOODOO DOLL. 76 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,227 WE GOTTA CONFRONT THIS GUY. 77 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:49,630 - HE WAS RIGHT HERE IN MY BUILDING. - OH SHIT. 78 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:53,434 - WHAT? - HE GAVE SUPER RAY A BEAUTIFUL VAGINA. 79 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:57,305 YOUR STALKER IS A REALLY TALENTED SEAMSTRESS-- BUT NO ANUS. 80 00:03:57,405 --> 00:04:01,241 GIVE ME THIS! ( growls ) 81 00:04:04,111 --> 00:04:06,179 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THIS, RAY. 82 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,382 WHO DO YOU THINK IT COULD BE? 83 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:13,220 I DON'T KNOW. KEVIN BACON? 84 00:04:13,321 --> 00:04:15,656 HE WAS WEIRD WHEN I MET HIM. 85 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:18,459 NO, I DON'T THINK A CELEBRITY WOULD DO SUCH A THING. 86 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:21,529 MAYBE THERE'S A CLUE IN THE EMAILS. 87 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:25,733 - WHAT'S THIS? - THAT'S MY SUPER RAY OUTFIT. 88 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:27,801 I WAS GOING TO WEAR IT TONIGHT AT THE BROOKLYN COMIC CON. 89 00:04:27,901 --> 00:04:30,338 - I THOUGHT MY FANS WOULD LIKE IT. - GOD, IT'S STRANGE 90 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:32,540 THAT YOU SHOULD MAKE A SUPER RAY OUTFIT 91 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,575 AND YOUR STALKER SHOULD MAKE A SUPER RAY DOLL. 92 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:36,910 IT'S LIKE WHEN THERE WERE TWO TRUMAN CAPOTE MOVIES. 93 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:39,212 THIS IS NOTHING LIKE THAT! 94 00:04:39,313 --> 00:04:43,216 WE HAVE TO FIND THIS GUY. WILL YOU CONCENTRATE ON THAT, PLEASE? 95 00:04:43,317 --> 00:04:46,186 I THINK WE NEED OUTSIDE HELP. 96 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,221 I HAVE A SOURCE WHO OWES ME. 97 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:50,691 IT'S TIME I COLLECTED. 98 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,329 SO... 99 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:57,498 THIS WAS LEFT ON YOUR DOOR 100 00:04:57,598 --> 00:05:00,568 - AT YOUR HOUSE? - YES. 101 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:02,736 AND THERE WAS A NIB OF AN X-ACTO KNIFE IN THE SHOULDER, 102 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,338 BUT IT FELL OUT WHEN I THREW THE THING. 103 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:06,206 - A NIB? - YOU CAN SEE WHY WE'RE CONCERNED. 104 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,741 YES YES. 105 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:12,613 DO YOU THINK THAT THIS GUY COULD MAKE ME ONE? 106 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:16,417 OKAY, IT'S A DOLL WITH A POLICE UNIFORM-- 107 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:18,352 ONE OF THESE UNDERNEATH, 108 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:20,554 YOU KNOW, ALL SECRET? 109 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:24,492 THIS ISN'T SOME FRIEND OF OURS THAT CUSTOM-MAKES VOODOO DOLLS! 110 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:26,527 THIS IS A DERANGED STALKER! 111 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:28,328 OFFICER DRAKE, PLEASE! WE NEED YOU TO FOCUS. 112 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:30,398 I'M SO SORRY, FELLAS. I REALLY AM. 113 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:33,801 YOU KNOW I HAVE ISSUES. I JUST-- SORRY. 114 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:36,470 IS THERE ANY WAY YOU CAN TRACK DOWN WHO SENT THESE EMAILS? 115 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:38,506 WELL, I MEAN, ANYBODY CAN OPEN UP 116 00:05:38,606 --> 00:05:40,874 A HOTMAIL ACCOUNT. IT'S VERY EASY. 117 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:44,077 BUT THERE IS, UH, THE SAME UNIQUE IP ADDRESS ON ALL OF THESE. 118 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,679 YOU COULD RUN A TRACE 119 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:47,681 AND THEN YOU CAN GET A LOCATION ON THE COMPUTER. 120 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:49,483 GREAT. THAT'S WHAT WE NEED. THANK YOU! 121 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:52,453 WHOA! HEY! I-- I CAN'T HELP YOU, JONATHAN. 122 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:54,722 I WOULD LOVE TO, BUT I COULD LOSE MY JOB. 123 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:57,525 - I CAN'T DO THAT. - OFFICE DRAKE, THERE WERE COMPLICATIONS 124 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:59,560 INVOLVED IN YOUR CASE THAT I NEVER TOLD YOU ABOUT. 125 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:02,563 BUT I WENT TO GREAT LENGTHS FOR YOU, AS DID RAY. 126 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:04,565 YEAH, IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU I GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD, 127 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:07,668 THEN I HAD TO GO NEW JERSEY AND HAVE BREAKFAST WITH JONATHAN'S PARENTS. 128 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:10,604 - OH GOD. THAT'S AWFUL. - THERE'S ALSO THE MATTER OF MY FEE. 129 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,606 OH, I REALLY-- I KEEP MEANING TO PAY YOU. 130 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,375 - IT'S JUST THAT EVERY TIME I-- - DO THIS FOR ME 131 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:18,479 AND YOUR DEBT WILL BE CANCELED. 132 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:20,448 AND YOU CAN KEEP THE DOLL. 133 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,884 - REALLY? - YES. 134 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,586 ALL RIGHT. 135 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,555 WAIT HERE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 136 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:34,462 COPS. UNBELIEVABLE. 137 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:41,234 IF HE STICKS A PENCIL UP MY TWAT 138 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:45,138 AND I FEEL IT, I'M GONNA REGRET THIS. 139 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:57,417 I KNEW OFFICER DRAKE WOULD COME THROUGH FOR US. 140 00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:58,952 THIS MUST BE IT. 141 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:00,954 GREAT, IT'S A PUBLIC COMPUTER. ANYBODY COULD HAVE USED IT. 142 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:04,024 I DON'T THINK SO. LOOK-- "FOR PATRONS ONLY." 143 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,359 - HE MUST BE A PATRON. - OH YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 144 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:08,629 NOBODY DISOBEYS A HANDWRITTEN SIGN. 145 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:15,368 - HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE ON YOU? - A LOT. 146 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:17,204 THE COMIC BOOK'S SELLING LIKE CRAZY. 147 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:19,640 GOOD. 148 00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:28,549 WE JUST NEED TO REWIND THIS TAPE TO THE TIME THE LAST EMAIL WAS SENT 149 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:30,851 AND WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET A GOOD LOOK AT OUR GUY. 150 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:38,158 1:12 A.M. AND LOOK, THERE HE IS! 151 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:40,861 DAMN. WE CAN'T SEE HIS FACE. 152 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:43,463 - DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS GUY? - I RECOGNIZE HIS HAT. 153 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:46,900 HE WEARS IT ALL THE TIME. HE'S A GUEST HERE. 154 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:53,807 WHAT'S HIS NAME AND WHAT ROOM IS HE IN? 155 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:56,209 - MAKE IT 40? - DON'T PUSH IT, CLERK. 156 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:00,581 JOHN DOE-SMITH, ARE YOU IN THERE? 157 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:03,083 - I CAN'T BELIEVE HE HAS SUCH A WEAK ALIAS. - I KNOW. 158 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:05,418 THE VOODOO PUPPET SHOWED A LOT OF CREATIVITY, 159 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:07,688 BUT HIS FAKE NAME IS DEFINITELY LACKING. 160 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:10,758 THOUGH HYPHENATING DOE-SMITH IS SORT OF INTERESTING. 161 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:16,463 ANYBODY HOME? 162 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:18,999 ANY STALKERS? 163 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:27,307 OH MY GOD, HE'S PRACTICALLY WALLPAPERED THIS PLACE 164 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:29,209 WITH "SUPER RAY" COMICS. 165 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:31,144 HE MUST HAVE BOUGHT 10 COPIES. 166 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:35,248 IT'S LIKE YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SERIAL KILLER. 167 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,217 AT LEAST HE HELPED THE SALES. 168 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:40,153 YOU KNOW, RAY, I DO HAVE MY MIDWOOD COLLEGE INTERVIEW AT 5:00, 169 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:42,790 BUT WE COULD PROBABLY STAKE THIS PLACE OUT FOR A LITTLE WHILE, 170 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,792 WAIT AND SEE IF HE SHOWS UP AND THEN CONFRONT HIM. 171 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:46,526 OKAY. 172 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:48,495 DO YOU THINK IT'S SAFE TO EAT MY STALKER'S FOOD? 173 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:51,632 IS IT OPEN? IF IT'S OPEN I DON'T THINK WE WANT CONTACT WITH HIS GERMS. 174 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:54,067 IT'S NOT OPEN. AND IT'S ORGANIC. 175 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:55,803 THEN IT'S PROBABLY SAFE. 176 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:05,813 SO BEFORE I BEGIN THE EVALUATION, MR. CHRISTOPHER, 177 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:08,415 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M A BIG FAN. 178 00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:11,785 I READ YOUR "BY GEORGE" COLUMN FOR YEARS. 179 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,121 REALLY? WELL, THANK YOU. 180 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,624 ANYWAY, UM, 181 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:19,059 FROM YOUR TEST RESULTS, MR. CHRISTOPHER, 182 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:22,663 IT APPEARS YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE IS MARIJUANA. 183 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:25,565 - IS THAT CORRECT? - IT'S MY FIRST CHOICE, YES. 184 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:29,036 SO WHAT DOES MARIJUANA GIVE YOU? 185 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:33,841 WELL, I BECOME MORE AWARE OF HOW BEAUTIFUL EVERYTHING IS. 186 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:38,378 AND WHAT DOES MARIJUANA TAKE AWAY FROM YOU, MR. CHRISTOPHER? 187 00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:43,617 OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, I'D SAY BOREDOM, LONELINESS, PAIN. 188 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:46,787 AND ARE YOU IN PAIN BECAUSE YOU FEEL UNLOVABLE, 189 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:49,823 UNKNOWABLE AND SHROUDED IN SECRETS? 190 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:55,328 YES. I DO FEEL THAT WAY, ACTUALLY. 191 00:09:55,428 --> 00:10:01,201 I-- I MEAN I PUT ON A BRAVE FRONT AND ALL THAT, 192 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:04,471 BUT YOU KNOW, INSIDE I TEAR AT MYSELF WITH CLAWS. 193 00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:06,039 HOW DO YOU FEEL HERE AT THE WORKPLACE? 194 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,641 LIKE MOBY-DICK. 195 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:12,412 THEY STICK ME WITH DOZENS OF HARPOONS. 196 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:14,447 SO YOU'RE CLAWED ON THE INSIDE 197 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,616 AND HARPOONED ON THE OUTSIDE. 198 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:20,654 - YEAH. - THAT'S HOW I FEEL. 199 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,422 I SUPPRESS A LOT OF ANGER. 200 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:24,457 SECRETLY, I'M LIKE A TEA KETTLE, 201 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:27,260 ALWAYS READY TO SCREAM OUT IN AGONY. 202 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,896 WHAT DO YOU DO ABOUT IT? 203 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:31,665 I PRAY AND I TRY TO HELP OTHERS, 204 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:33,566 AND I WEAR A MOUTH GUARD AT NIGHT. 205 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,568 OH RIGHT RIGHT. 206 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:39,539 WELL, I'VE MADE MY DIAGNOSIS. 207 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,441 YOU'RE A MARIJUANA ADDICT 208 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:44,211 WITH NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER. 209 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,713 WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA. 210 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:47,915 WHY THE NARCISSISTIC PART? 211 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,384 OH, NO NO. 212 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,420 NO, THAT WAS A GIFT. 213 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,555 SO I'M RECOMMENDING TO YOUR SUPERIOR 214 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,925 THAT YOU DO TWO MONTHS OF REHAB IN ARIZONA. 215 00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:00,160 WHAT? TWO MONTHS! OH NO. 216 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,762 THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE! 217 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:03,496 YOU SAID YOU WERE A FAN! 218 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,465 COME ON, CUT ME A DEAL! 219 00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:07,200 - A DEAL? - WELL... 220 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:10,370 MR. CHRISTOPHER, I'M MAKING MY PRESCRIPTION 221 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,339 BECAUSE I'M A FAN. 222 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,777 I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE IN PAIN ANYMORE. 223 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:19,579 - ( door opens ) - EXCUSE ME, MR. CHRISTOPHER, 224 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,048 THERE'S SOMETHING I REALLY NEED TO SHOW YOU. 225 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,250 I DON'T TOLERATE INTERRUPTIONS 226 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,119 - DURING THERAPEUTIC EVALUATIONS! - WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 227 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:28,488 WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 228 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:30,423 IT'S STEVEN, MR. CHRISTOPHER. 229 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,392 - WITH A "V" OR A "PH"? - A "V." 230 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:33,861 CLOSE YOUR MOUTH. 231 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,929 DO YOU THINK IT'S CRAZY TO LET NINA MOVE IN? 232 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,966 - YES. - BUT THE SEX WAS INCREDIBLE. 233 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,801 IT ACTUALLY FELT MEANINGFUL. 234 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,571 THEN DEFINITELY DON'T LET HER MOVE IN. 235 00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:46,473 I HAD MEANINGFUL SEX WITH LEAH ONCE A MONTH, 236 00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:49,409 - LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO ME. - RIGHT. 237 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:52,245 - SHIT, I BETTER LEAVE SOON FOR MY INTERVIEW. - SHH SHH. 238 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:55,148 - ( keys jangle ) - ( lock clicks ) 239 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:59,352 - ( cell phone ringing ) - Jonathan: OH, HE'S MAKING A RUN FOR IT! 240 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:05,158 - HE'S HEADING FOR THE ROOF! - GET HIM! 241 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,165 HE KILLED HIMSELF. 242 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,836 HOLY SHIT. HE KNOWS PARKOUR. 243 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:19,206 THAT'S RIGHT. RUN, YOU ASSHOLE! I CAN FIND YOU NOW! 244 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:24,044 YOU HEAR ME, YOU SEAMSTRESS? SEAMSTRESS. 245 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:28,648 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - ANYTHING YOUR STALKER CAN DO, I CAN DO! 246 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,517 STOP! NO NO NO NO NO. OH GOD GOD. 247 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:33,921 AHH! 248 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,123 JONATHAN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 249 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:39,492 I TWISTED MY ANKLE! HE GOT AWAY. 250 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,795 I'M SORRY I LET YOU DOWN! 251 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,530 YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 252 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,699 THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING. 253 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,601 OW! 254 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:51,304 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 255 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,640 I FEEL A PROFOUND REVULSION 256 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,475 IN MY SPINE, 257 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,177 IN MY-- IN MY LIVER, IN MY KIDNEYS, 258 00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,113 MY GALLBLADDER, IN MY... UH-- 259 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,950 WHAT ARE SOME OTHER ORGANS? I'M SO UPSET, I'M BLANKING. 260 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:04,551 IS-- IS THE STOMACH AN ORGAN? 261 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:06,887 - I-I THINK SO. - RIGHT, OF COURSE, OF COURSE IT IS. 262 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:11,324 I'M-- I'M HORRIFIED. 263 00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,326 I FEEL THE SAME WAY, MR. CHRISTOPHER. 264 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,996 GOOD BOY, GOOD BOY. 265 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:18,498 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? THEY'VE BEEN NEUTERING ME 266 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:21,301 FOR MONTHS AROUND HERE AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE. 267 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,003 I'M GONNA FIGHT BACK. 268 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:25,805 DO I, UH-- DO I LOOK OKAY? 269 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,908 TRIM AND ELEGANT. 270 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:30,077 THANK YOU, WALTER. THANK YOU. 271 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:47,460 HELLO. I'M JONATHAN AMES. 272 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,662 I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH DEAN SAUNDERS. 273 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,498 YOU'RE LATE. HAVE A SEAT. 274 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,268 - HELLO, JONATHAN. - OH NO. 275 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,304 YOU SAW MY WINNING STORY IN "THE NEW YORKER"? 276 00:13:57,404 --> 00:14:00,240 OH, YOU'RE LIMPING. THAT MAKES ME HAPPY. 277 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,775 I'M GLAD SOMETHING MAKES YOU HAPPY. 278 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:06,046 YOU'RE NOT INTERVIEWING FOR THE CREATIVE WRITING JOB, ARE YOU? 279 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:07,814 OF COURSE I AM. DEAN SAUNDERS IS A FRIEND. 280 00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:10,984 IT SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE TO FATHOM, BUT IS THAT WHY YOU'RE HERE? 281 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,619 YES, LOUIS, I'M ALSO APPLYING. 282 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:15,822 YOUR PROCLIVITY FOR SELF-DESTRUCTION IS MORBIDLY FASCINATING, 283 00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:18,858 BUT WHY DO YOU SET YOURSELF UP FOR FAILURE TIME AND TIME AGAIN? 284 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,527 SHUT UP, LOUIS. DON'T TALK TO ME. 285 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,896 OOH, SUCH ANGER! YOU KNOW, FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELF, 286 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:25,565 THERE HAVE BEEN AMAZING ADVANCEMENTS IN BRAIN SURGERY. 287 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:28,535 A LOBOTOMY IS NOT THE MARK OF SHAME IT ONCE WAS. 288 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,037 SNIP SNIP. 289 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,576 - HOW DARE YOU? PICK IT UP. - NO, YOU PICK IT UP. 290 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,611 I WILL NOT PICK IT UP, FOR YOU WILL BE PICKING IT UP. 291 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,113 - NO I WON'T. - YES YOU WILL. 292 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,648 - NO I WON'T. NO I WON'T. - YES YOU WILL. 293 00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:43,650 OW! 294 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,553 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PINCHED ME! 295 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,626 EW! YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE CAT FOOD AGAIN. 296 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,396 IT'S PATE, YOU STONER PHILISTINE. 297 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,633 WE'LL BE IN TOUCH. 298 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,036 GENTLEMEN. 299 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,305 - DEAN SAUNDERS. - DEAN SAUNDERS. 300 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,108 LOUIS GREENE IS NEXT, DEAN. HE WAS ON TIME. 301 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,979 - COME IN, LOUIS. - SURE. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 302 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,981 THANK YOU. SNIP SNIP. 303 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,615 OH, THIS IS WONDERFUL. 304 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,890 KATHERINE, 305 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:26,726 I'VE REACHED MY LIMIT. THIS IS TOO MUCH. 306 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:29,062 IT'S THE FINAL HARPOON! 307 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,431 - WHAT? HARPOON? - NEVER MIND. IT DOESN'T MATTER. 308 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,666 LOOK, I JUST WANT YOU TO GET ON THE PHONE, 309 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,335 CALL YOUR BOSSES IN DALLAS, 310 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,805 AND TELL THEM TO RETRACT THIS GARBAGE IMMEDIATELY! 311 00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,073 I CAN'T DO THAT, GEORGE. 312 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,775 THIS-- THIS COVER IS IMPORTANT TO THEM. 313 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,444 THEY WON'T BEND. I KNOW IT. 314 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,314 THEY WANT THE MAGAZINE TO BE MORE ON THE RIGHT. 315 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:50,083 THE RIGHT? BUT THE RIGHT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! 316 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:53,453 NOBODY IN AMERICAN POLITICS KNOWS WHAT TO DO. 317 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:57,290 WELL, THAT'S A VERY PESSIMISTIC VIEWPOINT, GEORGE. 318 00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,426 NO, IT'S AN INTELLIGENT VIEWPOINT: 319 00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:00,960 WE'RE ALL IDIOTS. 320 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:04,531 NOW LET'S JUST STICK WITH THE OPERA ISSUE AS PLANNED 321 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,934 AND JUST DROP THIS POLITICAL BULLSHIT, PLEASE. 322 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:10,270 THE COVER IS STAYING, GEORGE. 323 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,572 FINE. I WILL CALL DALLAS MYSELF. 324 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:16,543 FINE. YOU CAN IF YOU WANT TO, BUT THEY'LL IGNORE YOU. 325 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,551 WOW. UM... 326 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,054 THEN I QUIT. 327 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:30,090 THE MAGAZINE DOESN'T NEED ME ANYMORE 328 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,925 AND FRANKLY I DON'T NEED IT. 329 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:37,497 IT'S A LOVE AFFAIR THAT'S COME TO AN END. 330 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,270 AND I'M GOING TO DRINK AS MUCH BOOZE 331 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,105 AND SMOKE AS MUCH POT AS I WANT. 332 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,507 THANK YOU VERY MUCH! 333 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,143 - GEORGE-- - NO, KATHERINE. 334 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,312 THERE'S NO CHANGING MY MIND. 335 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:56,249 - I AM SORRY. - NO NO NO, I DON'T WANT YOU TO. 336 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,285 I THINK YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING. 337 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:01,721 YOU'RE NOT HAPPY HERE AND I DON'T BLAME YOU. 338 00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:02,889 RIGHT. 339 00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:05,258 SO IF YOU'D LIKE, 340 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,894 MAYBE WE COULD HAVE DINNER SOMETIME. 341 00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,629 NOW THAT YOU'RE NOT WORKING HERE, 342 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:14,534 I'D LOVE TO GET TO KNOW YOU OUTSIDE OF THE OFFICE. 343 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:38,758 Louis: THERE, THAT'S HIS ILLEGAL AD ON CRAIGSLIST 344 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:41,228 OFFERING HIS SERVICES AS A PRIVATE DETECTIVE. 345 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:44,331 YOU KNOW, IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME IF HE WAS ALSO ON THERE AS A PROSTITUTE. 346 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,433 Saunders: THIS IS VERY UNUSUAL, LOUIS. 347 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,335 IT'S JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG. 348 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,703 I ONCE SAW HIM INHALE AN ENTIRE BAG OF COCAINE. 349 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,439 - REALLY? - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 350 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,475 ALSO, IF YOU LOOK AT HIM CLOSELY HIS FOREHEAD IS VERY NARROW. 351 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:59,112 PHRENOLOGY-- SKULL ASSESSMENT-- HAS LONG BEEN A HOBBY OF MINE. 352 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,052 IN FACT, DEAN, YOUR SKULL HAS PERFECT SYMMETRY. DID YOU KNOW THAT? 353 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:08,788 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - YOU SHOULDN'T LISTEN TO GREENE! 354 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,957 - HE HATES ME! - THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. HE'S UNSTABLE. 355 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:13,826 - I'M NOT UNSTABLE. - OBVIOUSLY THERE WAS SOME KIND OF BIRTH TRAUMA. 356 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,195 OH, AND HIS NOVEL WAS FULL OF TYPOS. 357 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,197 I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, LOUIS! 358 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,100 - STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU SUBNORMAL. - SECURITY. 359 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:24,003 - STOP! - DON'T POINT YOUR POINTY HEAD AT ME. 360 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,072 MY HEAD IS NORMAL, YOU JERK. 361 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,107 LOOK AT YOURSELF! YOU'RE A CARNIVAL FREAK. 362 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,510 STAY AWAY. 363 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:36,249 WELL, I DIDN'T GET THE JOB BUT IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST INTERVIEWS I EVER HAD. 364 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,151 ONE OF THE SECURITY GUARDS SLAPPED GREENE 365 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,253 AND I FELT JOY. 366 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:41,888 I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. 367 00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:44,591 BESIDES, AS A WRITER AND DETECTIVE, I'M MY OWN BOSS. 368 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,859 NO ONE CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO, LIKE SOME DEAN. 369 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:50,230 WE'RE BOTH OUR OWN BOSSES NOW. YOU KNOW, WITHOUT "EDITION," 370 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,399 I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT. I CAN OPEN A RESTAURANT. 371 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,867 I CAN START AN INTERNET MAGAZINE. 372 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:58,705 I MEAN, HELL, I COULD FINALLY GO TO TANGIERS AND SMOKE HASHISH. 373 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,573 YOU CAN COME TOO IF YOU LIKE. 374 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,342 I'D LOVE TO. 375 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,578 AM I OVERDRESSED? 376 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,123 George: I AM SO PROUD OF OUR RAY. 377 00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:18,825 YEAH, IT'S INCREDIBLE. 378 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,194 I THINK PEOPLE ARE RESPONDING SO STRONGLY TO THE COMIC 379 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,162 BECAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT HIS LOVE FOR LEAH 380 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:24,997 - AND WANTING TO WIN HER BACK. - I AGREE. 381 00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:26,999 IT HAS A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE. 382 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,936 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOUR COMIC REALLY HELPED ME. 383 00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:31,604 SO THANK YOU. 384 00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,240 YOU'RE WELCOME. 385 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,510 GEORGE, YOU REMEMBER THAT GIRL FROM MY CLASS? 386 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:40,179 - NINA? - YES, THE CUTE BLONDE. 387 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:44,183 YEAH WELL, WE'VE STARTED DATING AND SHE ALREADY WANTS TO LIVE WITH ME. 388 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:46,219 HAVE YOU EVER LET SOMEONE MOVE IN 389 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,054 RIGHT AFTER SLEEPING WITH THEM? 390 00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:51,224 YES, THREE TIMES. ALWAYS DISASTROUS. 391 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:54,494 - SO I SHOULDN'T DO IT? - OH NO, YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY DO IT. 392 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:58,030 IT COULD BE FUN UNTIL IT, YOU KNOW, FALLS APART. 393 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:01,368 THERE'S ALWAYS A SLIGHT CHANCE IT COULD WORK, SO YOU KNOW, WHY NOT? 394 00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:04,003 OH MY GOD, LOOK AT HER. 395 00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:06,406 WHOA. WHAT A COSTUME. 396 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,441 YEAH, I-I HAVE TO GO TALK TO HER. 397 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,444 I'VE ALWAYS HAD THIS THING FOR WONDER WOMAN. 398 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,681 BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE INTO VAMPIRES AND ARMPITS. 399 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:22,021 DID YOU REALLY PUT YOUR COCK ON THE THIRD RAIL TO GET YOUR SUPER POWERS? 400 00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:23,856 OF COURSE I DID. 401 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,325 SHOULD I TRY IT? 402 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:28,728 YES, BUT, UH, WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE 21. 403 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:29,829 ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. 404 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:42,742 OH NO! AN X-ACTO KNIFE. 405 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,448 - EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. - HEY, WATCH IT! 406 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,650 HEY! 407 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:15,041 RAY! RAY! 408 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:17,677 RAY! THE X-ACTO KNIFE! 409 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:23,215 GEORGE! GEORGE! THE X-ACTO KNIFE! 410 00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:25,352 STOP TALKING TO WONDER WOMAN! 411 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:30,022 RAY, I'M COMING! EXCUSE ME. I'M COMING, RAY! 412 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,695 IT'S AN X-ACTO KNIFE! IT'S AN X-ACTO KNIFE! 413 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,330 OW! 414 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:39,999 SHIT! 415 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,136 Woman: NICE JOB, MAN! 416 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:46,272 - GOOD JOB. - THANK YOU. 417 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,941 I'LL APPLY PRESSURE WITH MY HANDKERCHIEF! 418 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:51,511 IRWIN? WHY DID YOU DO THAT? 419 00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,613 BECAUSE OF YOU, I SPENT TWO MONTHS AT RIKERS 420 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:56,483 AND I LOST MY RENT-CONTROLLED APARTMENT! 421 00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:00,587 - HOW BAD IS THAT WOUND? - WELL, IT'S A-- 422 00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:02,989 OH, RAY, THAT'S A LOT OF BLOOD. 423 00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:04,757 OH, BOY. 424 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,626 CALL AN AMBULANCE! 425 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:11,364 I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU GUYS, BUT IT WAS TOO EMBARRASSING. 426 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:13,933 I FOUND IRWIN 427 00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:15,702 IN BED WITH LEAH. 428 00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,470 I CHASED HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE, 429 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,338 BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW HE ENDED UP AT RIKERS. 430 00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:20,773 WELL, THE GUY MUST HAVE CRACKED; 431 00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:23,510 RENT-CONTROLLED APARTMENTS ARE HARD TO COME BY. 432 00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:25,612 I HAD A BEAUTIFUL ONE IN THE WEST VILLAGE 433 00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:29,115 ON JANE STREET FOR YEARS-- IT WAS LIKE $300 A MONTH. 434 00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:32,018 NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR RENT-CONTROLLED APARTMENT RIGHT NOW, GEORGE. 435 00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:33,720 SORRY. I'M SORRY. 436 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:36,355 JONATHAN. 437 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:38,958 I WANT TO THANK YOU. 438 00:22:39,058 --> 00:22:41,661 IF THAT GUY HAD STABBED ME AGAIN, I WOULDN'T BE HERE. 439 00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:45,998 OH MY GOD! RAY! 440 00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:47,867 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 441 00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:50,870 I'M OKAY. 442 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:54,140 I'VE LOST A LOT OF BLOOD. I GOT TWO STITCHES, BUT IT'S NOTHING. 443 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,975 NO NO, IT WAS A LOT OF BLOOD. 444 00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:57,644 GOD! THIS IS ALL MY FAULT! 445 00:22:57,744 --> 00:23:01,414 IRWIN WAS ARRESTED THAT NIGHT IN PARK SLOPE FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE. 446 00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:03,783 I NEVER SHOULD HAVE SLEPT WITH HIM. 447 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,351 I'M SO SORRY, RAY. 448 00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:07,420 IT'S OKAY. 449 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,121 I COULD FORGIVE YOU ANYTHING, LEAH. 450 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:12,425 - OW! OW OW OW. - SORRY SORRY! 451 00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:28,007 I LOVE YOU, RAY. 452 00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:29,776 I LOVE YOU. 453 00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:40,052 ( bed humming ) 454 00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:45,324 GEORGE, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GO TO TANGIERS TOGETHER? 455 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,426 YES, I'D LIKE TO. 456 00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:50,262 OR WE COULD GO TO BRAZIL, GO UP THE AMAZON. 457 00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:53,399 THEY HAVE PLANTS YOU CAN EAT THERE THAT GIVE YOU VISIONS. 458 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:57,203 - I'D LIKE A VISION. - YEAH, ME TOO. 459 00:23:57,303 --> 00:23:59,238 I'D LIKE A REALLY GOOD VISION. 460 00:23:59,338 --> 00:24:01,173 BUT WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO TONIGHT? 461 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:05,377 WELL, LET'S GET STONED 462 00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:07,580 AND GET SOMETHING TO EAT IN BROOKLYN. 463 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,416 IT'S NOT THE AMAZON, BUT WE CAN MAKE IT LIVELY. 464 00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:13,886 * HEY, MR. TOUGH 465 00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:16,889 * DON'T YOU THINK WE'VE SUFFERED ENOUGH? * 466 00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:21,928 * WHY DON'T YOU MEET ME ON THE DANCE FLOOR * 467 00:24:22,028 --> 00:24:24,864 * WHEN IT'S TIME-TO-TIME TIME? * 468 00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:31,704 * AND IF YOU NEED TO TELL ME SOMETHING ONCE * 469 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:34,941 * YOU WON'T HAVE TO SAY IT TWICE * 470 00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:37,309 * AND IF YOU ASK FOR A NICKEL * 471 00:24:37,409 --> 00:24:40,647 * I'M GONNA HAND YOU A DIME * 472 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,986 * AND WE'LL FORGET ABOUT OUR PROBLEMS * 473 00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:50,623 * IGNORE 'EM FOR A LITTLE WHILE * 474 00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:54,827 * AND LEAVE OUR WORRIES IN THE CORNER * 475 00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:58,531 * LEAVE 'EM IN A BIG BIG PILE * 476 00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:05,805 * PRETEND EVERYTHING CAN BE ALL RIGHT * 477 00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:13,546 * PRETEND EVERYTHING CAN BE ALL RIGHT. *