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(telephone ringing)

2
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- Hello?
- (Ghostface) Hello.

3
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- Uh, yes?
- Who is this?

4
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- Who are you calling?
- Who am I speaking to?

5
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(scoffs) Wrong number.
(beep)

6
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- Who was that?
- Oh, nobody.

7
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- Did you pick a movie?
- Yeah. We're gonna go scary.

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- "Saw 4."
- Ugh. I saw that in theaters.

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It sucks.
It's not scary, it's gross.

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I hate all that torture-porn shit.

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(chuckles)
How do you really feel?

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Well, I like Jigsaw.
I think he kills people very creatively.

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But you don't give a shit who dies
'cause there's no character development.

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There's just body parts ripping
and blood spewing. Blah.

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- Who do you keep texting?
- I have a Facebook stalker.

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- He keeps leaving me messages.
- Yeah, like what?

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Just stuff. Like, "Hey, what's up?
You're hot. I wanna kill you."

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So delete him.

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I did,
but he hacked his way back in.

20
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So report him.

21
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He's really hot, though.
You wanna see?

22
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That's Channing Tatum.

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It is not.
Is it?

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Yeah, from his Abercrombie days.
You are being punked.

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(telephone rings)

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- Hello?
- (Ghostface) Who is this?

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The more impatient version
of the person you just spoke to.

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I'm sorry.
You don't have to be a bitch about it.

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No, of course I don't.
Eat me.

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You hang up on me and I'll cut through
your neck until I feel bone!

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- Who is it?
- It's for you.

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- Hello?
- Who's this?

33
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It's Trudie.
Who's this?

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This is the last person
you're ever gonna see alive.

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It's a prank. Hang up.

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(beep)
Why'd you hand the phone to me?

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You're the one with the stalker.
Are the doors locked?

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Don't freak out.

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(telephone rings)

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Let it ring.

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(beep)

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(cell phone vibrates)

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It's from stalker boy.

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He said, "Answer the phone."

45
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(sighs) For God's sake.
It's a joke, Trudie.

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It's probably Lexi or Karen.
Where are you going?

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To make sure
the front door is locked.

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(doorbell rings, both scream)

49
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No. Don't open it.

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You're overreacting.
(scoffs)

51
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It's a joke, Trudie, okay?
Somebody made a dummy profile.

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- They're just trying to scare you.
- Wait.

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(loudly) Who is it?

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I said, who is it?

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Let's call the cops.

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(cell phone vibrates)

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"I dare you to open the door."

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No, Sherrie. Don't.

59
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No, don't, I'm scared.

60
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Hey,
it could be anyone that we know.

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Lisa, Bailey, Wayne,

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or the hopeful long shot,
Channing Tatum.

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- There's nobody out here.
- (sighs softly)

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(cell phone vibrates)

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What does it say?

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It says, "I'm not outside.
I'm right beside you."

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(screams) Trudie!

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Trudie... oh, my God.

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(screams)

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(gasping)

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(woman screams)

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Fucking kidding me?

73
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What?

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That was so fucking stupid.
Pure horseshit.

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The death of horror
right here in front of us.

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I jumped.
Scared me.

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A fucking Facebook killer?
You're kidding me, right?

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I guess now it would be Twitter.
That'd make more sense.

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A bunch of articulate teens sit around
and deconstruct horror movies

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until Ghostface kills them one by one?

81
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It's been done to death,

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the whole self-aware,
post-modern meta shit.

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Stick a fork in 1996 already.

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I like the "Stab" movies.
They're scarier.

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It's not aliens or zombies
or little Asian ghost girls.

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There's something real about a guy
with a knife who just...

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snaps.

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It could really happen.

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I can't do it.
These sequels don't know when to stop.

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They just keep recycling
the same shit.

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Even the opening scene.

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There's always some random girl
who gets a call

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that undoubtedly ends up
getting her killed.

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It's all so predictable.
There's no element of surprise.

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You can see everything coming!

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Aah! (gasps softly)

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- (gasps)
- Did that surprise you?

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It's your own fault.

99
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Why?

100
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- Because you talk too much.
- Agh!

101
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Now shut the fuck up
and watch the movie.

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(chokes wetly)

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(woman screams)

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Oh, my God, I love it.

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I've seen it five times,
and it still gets me every time.

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You're kidding.
I don't get it.

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(TV shuts off)

108
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Okay.
It's like "The Twilight Zone."

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"Twilight Zone"?
A movie within a movie.

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I get that.
But it's illogical.

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It begs the question that if the
beginning of "Stab 7" is "Stab 6,"

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then is the beginning
of "Stab 6" "Stab 5"?

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And, if so,
what is "Stab 4" about?

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- You're over-thinking it.
- Am I?

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Or did whoever make it
just under-think it?

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There's a reason
I don't watch these movies.

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I can't believe you haven't seen them.
We live in Woodsboro.

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That has nothing to do
with Woodsboro.

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I... I thought you said "Stab"
was based on true stories.

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The first three, the original trilogy,
is based off of Sidney Prescott,

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but then she threatened to sue them
if they used her story,

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so then they just started making
stuff up.

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"Stab 5" has time travel,
which is by far the worst.

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Don't we hear enough
about this story every year?

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At least Woodsboro's known
for something.

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(faint rattle)
Did you hear that?

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Uh...

128
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no, I didn't hear anything.

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I did.

130
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Jenny?

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- Don't try to scare me.
- I'm not trying to scare you.

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- You do it all the time.
- No, I don't.

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- Where are you going?
- I told you, I heard something.

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- I know you're trying to scare me.
- I'm not.

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(faint thudding)

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What is it?

137
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I must have left a window
in my room open.

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(telephone rings)

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Could you get that?

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- Marnie?
- Yeah.

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(ringing continues)

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(beep)

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- Hello?
- (Ghostface) Hello. Who is this?

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Marnie.
Who's this?

145
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This is the last person
you're ever gonna see alive.

146
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- What?
- (laughs)

147
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(laughing) I'm sorry.

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I had to.

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(sigh) You bitch.

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So not funny.

151
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Somebody falls for it
every year.

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I don't see why you get off on this sh...

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(chokes, gasps)

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(dial tone)
Marnie?

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(crash)

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(beep)
Marnie?

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Marnie?

158
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Good one, Marnie.
Lights out, phone on the floor?

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You know,
you really should direct horror films.

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Wherever you are.

161
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(sighs) Let me guess.

162
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You want me to walk by an open doorframe
so you can pop out, huh?

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(telephone rings, gasps)

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(chuckles) Okay, timing,
timing is perfect.

165
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But you don't have the app
on your phone,

166
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so you can't talk like Ghostface,
can you?

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(Ghostface) Yes I can.

168
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- Who is this?
- Not an app.

169
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Is this Trevor?

170
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Do I sound like a Trevor to you?
Think of me as your director.

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You're in my movie.
You got a fun part, so don't blow it.

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- What movie?
- Same one Marnie's in.

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Only her part got cut way back.

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But you, you're the dumb blonde
with the big tits.

175
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We'll have some fun with you
before you die.

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I have a 4.0 GPA and 135 IQ, asshole.
What did you do with Marnie?

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00:09:04,802 --> 00:09:07,595
- She's on the cutting room floor.
- That's not funny.

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This isn't a comedy.
It's a horror film.

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People live, people die.
And you'd better start running.

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(screams)

181
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(dog barking in distance)

182
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Marnie?

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(whimpers)

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(screams)

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(screaming)

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(panting)

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(screaming)

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(grunts)

189
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(garage door whirs)

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(grunting and whimpering)

191
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(screams, crunch)

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(whimpering)

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(screams)

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(woman screams,
"Something To Die For" plays)

195
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Working for another hour tonight

196
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Staring at the wall
and let the time just pass me by

197
00:11:03,545 --> 00:11:06,881
You might think you know me,
but it's all just a face

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Trying to ignore
when people screaming my name

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When something's right

200
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Then something is worth to die for

201
00:11:16,266 --> 00:11:18,893
When I feel
that something is wrong

202
00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:23,314
Then something
is worth to fight for

203
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Don't say goodbye

204
00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:30,071
Just leave an open door

205
00:11:30,155 --> 00:11:32,824
I wanna hear you say

206
00:11:32,908 --> 00:11:37,120
You give me
something to die for...

207
00:11:37,204 --> 00:11:39,831
What do you think?

208
00:11:39,915 --> 00:11:41,582
Well,
I guess today is the anniversary.

209
00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:45,253
- (sighs) Kids.
- No, I meant the display.

210
00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:46,546
Oh. (chuckles)

211
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:52,927
It's good.

212
00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:55,179
Told the owner I'd kill his cat
if he didn't get it right.

213
00:11:55,264 --> 00:11:58,182
(chuckles) Nice.

214
00:11:58,267 --> 00:12:00,351
(cell phone vibrating,
playing "Axel F")

215
00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:07,483
(music stops)

216
00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:31,049
(car alarm chirps)

217
00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:39,057
(car approaching,
roach music blaring)

218
00:12:39,141 --> 00:12:42,268
Ho! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
25, stay alive!

219
00:12:42,352 --> 00:12:45,188
Shit.
Sorry, Sheriff!

220
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Kirby.

221
00:12:48,484 --> 00:12:50,193
(rock music continues)

222
00:12:50,277 --> 00:12:51,486
Whoo.

223
00:12:58,035 --> 00:13:00,953
(horn honks)

224
00:13:04,792 --> 00:13:07,877
Hey, before you get in the car,
you have to promise not to kill me.

225
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:10,046
Why? What did you do?

226
00:13:10,130 --> 00:13:12,799
- Trevor called me last night.
- Why is he calling you?

227
00:13:12,883 --> 00:13:14,717
Because you won't take his calls.

228
00:13:14,802 --> 00:13:17,261
He knows I have your ear,
and he wants to know.

229
00:13:17,346 --> 00:13:20,640
- Know what?
- How upset you are.

230
00:13:20,724 --> 00:13:22,683
Can we just not talk about this now,
please?

231
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(softly) Fine. Fine.

232
00:13:24,311 --> 00:13:26,813
Okay,
so Trevor called me last night.

233
00:13:26,897 --> 00:13:28,397
He called you, too?

234
00:13:28,482 --> 00:13:30,233
He's worried your cousin
coming to Woodsboro's

235
00:13:30,317 --> 00:13:32,819
distracting you from knowing
how sorry he really is.

236
00:13:32,903 --> 00:13:35,530
- Well, that's inventive.
- (chuckling) Oh, God.

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00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:37,365
(engine starts)

238
00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:40,326
Problem with Trevor
is he never quits.

239
00:13:40,410 --> 00:13:43,538
By the way, have you seen
the Grim Reaper, Angel of Death?

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- What are you talking about?
- Your cousin.

241
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- Sidney.
- Last stop on her book tour.

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First stop on her road to a new life.
It's very dramatic.

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She's the reason
why I love horror movies.

244
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I'm sure she'd love to hear that.
If I knew her, which I don't really.

245
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Wherever she went, people died.
Other people, it was never her.

246
00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:06,394
I mean, "Stab"
is the wrong franchise for her.

247
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:08,187
It should be "Final Destination."
(cell phone rings)

248
00:14:08,272 --> 00:14:10,189
Okay,
why is Jenny Randall calling me?

249
00:14:10,274 --> 00:14:12,358
- Ooh, the other woman.
- Hello?

250
00:14:12,442 --> 00:14:14,819
- (Ghostface) Hello, Jill.
- Can't stand Jenny.

251
00:14:14,903 --> 00:14:18,114
Shh! Jenny?
Is this you?

252
00:14:18,198 --> 00:14:21,826
- What's your favorite scary movie?
- Okay, who is this?

253
00:14:21,910 --> 00:14:23,452
What does she want?

254
00:14:23,537 --> 00:14:26,497
(beep)
I said, who is this?

255
00:14:26,582 --> 00:14:31,210
(angrily) I asked you a question.
What's your favorite scary movie?

256
00:14:31,295 --> 00:14:33,588
I'm hanging up.

257
00:14:33,672 --> 00:14:34,755
(beep)

258
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:38,092
Wow. (chuckles)
That was original.

259
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:41,345
I got a call like that this morning
from Marnie the Carny.

260
00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:42,597
What?

261
00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:45,224
Watch out!
(horn blares, tires squeal)

262
00:14:45,309 --> 00:14:47,560
(man) Nice move, asshole!

263
00:14:47,644 --> 00:14:51,022
(panting) You just ran a stop sign.

264
00:14:51,106 --> 00:14:53,649
Sorry.

265
00:14:53,734 --> 00:14:57,278
- (sighs)
- Angel of Death.

266
00:14:57,362 --> 00:14:59,697
(indistinct radio chatter)

267
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:04,577
(woman) The mayor wants these down
before lunch.

268
00:15:04,661 --> 00:15:09,790
(man) Only twenty-five more to go.

269
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:12,668
- Morning, Sheriff.
- Morning, Deputy.

270
00:15:12,753 --> 00:15:14,420
- Joe.
- Morning, Sheriff.

271
00:15:14,504 --> 00:15:17,757
Looks like the celebration's begun.

272
00:15:17,841 --> 00:15:20,468
- High school kids, probably.
- Yeah.

273
00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:23,804
One generation's tragedy
is the next one's joke.

274
00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:26,891
Sorry you can never get away
from this.

275
00:15:26,975 --> 00:15:30,144
You know, I wish I'd been old enough
to be part of the force

276
00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:31,938
when you were solving those crimes.

277
00:15:32,022 --> 00:15:33,314
Why's that?

278
00:15:33,398 --> 00:15:36,984
It's those intense investigations
that really bond relationships.

279
00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:40,071
Well, yeah.

280
00:15:40,155 --> 00:15:41,906
How is Gale, by the way?

281
00:15:41,990 --> 00:15:44,700
Gale's good.
She's writing.

282
00:15:44,785 --> 00:15:47,912
Fiction.
Or trying.

283
00:15:47,996 --> 00:15:50,998
Hey, I made some lemon squares.
They're in my car.

284
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:54,001
Uh, thanks, Deputy,
but no thanks.

285
00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:58,422
Sheriff, you're not cheatin' on your
wife if you eat my lemon square.

286
00:15:58,507 --> 00:16:01,842
Yeah, but I would be cheatin'
on my diet.

287
00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:04,262
(both laugh)
Sheriff Riley? Come in, Sheriff Riley!

288
00:16:04,346 --> 00:16:06,389
This is Sheriff Riley.
Go ahead.

289
00:16:06,473 --> 00:16:08,599
You gotta get over
to the Randall house right away.

290
00:16:08,684 --> 00:16:10,977
It's bad, Sheriff, real bad.

291
00:16:13,939 --> 00:16:17,066
(engine starts, sirens wail)

292
00:16:22,656 --> 00:16:24,490
The book is "Out of Darkness,"

293
00:16:24,574 --> 00:16:27,368
and its author, Sidney Prescott,
is here with us today.

294
00:16:27,452 --> 00:16:30,663
Have the seven "Stab" movies,
all based on Gale Weathers' books

295
00:16:30,747 --> 00:16:34,083
about you,
made it even harder to go on?

296
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,961
I don't blame Gale.
That's in the past.

297
00:16:37,045 --> 00:16:41,966
If I was a victim for too long,
it was up to me to reinvent myself.

298
00:16:42,050 --> 00:16:44,927
- That's why I wrote this book.
- Sidney Prescott, everybody.

299
00:16:45,012 --> 00:16:48,222
And rave reviews for her book
"Out of Darkness."

300
00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:50,182
All right, Gale, let's do it.

301
00:16:50,267 --> 00:16:53,060
Let's reinvent myself.

302
00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:55,104
(sighs)

303
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:57,898
Except...

304
00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:05,072
"I have... no fucking idea...
what to... write."

305
00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:06,490
(sighs)

306
00:17:14,624 --> 00:17:16,000
Oh, is that new?

307
00:17:16,084 --> 00:17:18,627
That's the 2.0 upgraded version.
I'm totally mobile now.

308
00:17:18,712 --> 00:17:20,963
Nice. Look.

309
00:17:21,048 --> 00:17:24,216
Oh, this is "Hall Pass"
with Robbie Mercer,

310
00:17:24,301 --> 00:17:27,470
here with the luscious Olivia "Don't
look at my tits, I have a mind" Morris.

311
00:17:27,554 --> 00:17:30,598
Here is my Woodsboro Massacre
anniversary question:

312
00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:32,558
What is your favorite
scary movie?

313
00:17:32,642 --> 00:17:35,061
Is that all you've got?
Some stupid douche question?

314
00:17:35,145 --> 00:17:37,104
Yeah,
where'd you hear that anyways?

315
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:39,523
It's a line from "Stab One," duh.
Hey, Charlie.

316
00:17:39,608 --> 00:17:42,818
You're a, a genre nut, Kirby.
What's your favorite scary movie?

317
00:17:42,903 --> 00:17:44,195
"Bambi."

318
00:17:44,279 --> 00:17:46,447
Dork. What?

319
00:17:46,531 --> 00:17:48,407
That's funny, Kirby.

320
00:17:48,492 --> 00:17:50,159
(girls chuckle)

321
00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:54,038
- Completely unaware you exist.
- No, man, she wants me.

322
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:59,585
(chuckles) Yeah, I wish, right?
Asshole.

323
00:17:59,669 --> 00:18:02,004
I think Charlie likes you.

324
00:18:02,089 --> 00:18:03,881
And I like him.

325
00:18:03,965 --> 00:18:06,842
To tease, to torment,
to make him squirm.

326
00:18:06,927 --> 00:18:09,929
You could do a lot worse,
trust me.

327
00:18:10,013 --> 00:18:12,098
- (gasps)
- Oh!

328
00:18:12,182 --> 00:18:15,267
Hi, Trevor.
Bye, Trevor.

329
00:18:15,352 --> 00:18:17,812
Can we talk?

330
00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:21,232
Somebody cares about you over here,
you know?

331
00:18:21,316 --> 00:18:23,943
Someone who made you
really happy once.

332
00:18:24,027 --> 00:18:26,278
Someone who never
should have let you go.

333
00:18:26,363 --> 00:18:30,199
When you're done with a phone call,
you let someone go.

334
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:32,993
Or when you take someone to the airport,
you let them go.

335
00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:36,205
When you tell someone you love her,
she gives you everything,

336
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:38,040
and then you just go out
with someone else,

337
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:40,084
that is not letting her go,
that's dumping her, okay?

338
00:18:40,168 --> 00:18:43,087
That's... that's betrayal.

339
00:18:43,171 --> 00:18:45,631
(laughs) Trevor Sheldon,

340
00:18:45,715 --> 00:18:48,384
denied live on "Hall Pass"
with Robbie Mercer.

341
00:18:48,468 --> 00:18:50,386
What is your favorite scary movie,
man?

342
00:18:50,470 --> 00:18:52,763
I'll show you. (snarls)

343
00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:02,148
(Sidney) And I began to believe myself
that that was all I was,

344
00:19:02,232 --> 00:19:07,069
a victim,
and that was unacceptable to me.

345
00:19:07,154 --> 00:19:10,739
So, I sat down...

346
00:19:10,824 --> 00:19:14,243
and began to write
a new role that would be my own,

347
00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:17,580
a role for a woman who could leave
the walls of fear behind

348
00:19:17,664 --> 00:19:21,041
and step out into the sunlight,
out of darkness.

349
00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:24,170
(applause)
Thank you.

350
00:19:24,254 --> 00:19:27,214
Okay, we're gonna start
the book signing in a sec.

351
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:31,010
So buy your copies while they last.
Lookin' at you, ladies.

352
00:19:31,094 --> 00:19:35,264
New York Times bestseller.
Rave reviews.

353
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:37,850
Gale.
I'm glad you came.

354
00:19:37,934 --> 00:19:38,976
Congratulations, Sidney.

355
00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:41,562
I haven't had a chance
to read it yet, but...

356
00:19:41,646 --> 00:19:44,773
I know where you can get one.
(chuckles)

357
00:19:46,109 --> 00:19:49,487
Dewey! Hey!

358
00:19:49,571 --> 00:19:51,739
Hey, Sid.
Gale, you made it.

359
00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:53,491
(sirens wailing, tires screeching)
What are you doing here?

360
00:19:53,575 --> 00:19:55,659
Sid, I'm sorry,
I gotta do something here.

361
00:19:55,744 --> 00:19:57,661
- Shit!
- I'm really sorry.

362
00:19:57,746 --> 00:20:00,122
Excuse me!
This will only take a minute.

363
00:20:00,207 --> 00:20:03,459
I need you all to stay where you are
and remain silent.

364
00:20:03,543 --> 00:20:05,252
Nobody leaves yet.
The Sheriff thanks you.

365
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:07,630
Can this wait, Barney Fife?
I'm running an event here.

366
00:20:07,714 --> 00:20:10,633
- Ma'am, this is a police event now.
- What's going on?

367
00:20:10,717 --> 00:20:13,385
Gale, this is police business.
If you could just let us handle this.

368
00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:16,263
I'm talking to my husband,
Deputy Judy.

369
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:18,224
Listen, there's a phone we believe

370
00:20:18,308 --> 00:20:20,226
may have been taken
from the scene of a crime.

371
00:20:20,310 --> 00:20:24,063
Deputy Hicks has traced its location
back to these coordinates.

372
00:20:24,147 --> 00:20:25,981
The rest is need-to-know.

373
00:20:26,066 --> 00:20:29,610
- And I'm not "need-to-know"?
- Shh.

374
00:20:29,694 --> 00:20:31,904
(cell phone ringing)
Hoss, I'm hearing something.

375
00:20:31,988 --> 00:20:34,281
Sheriff, it's ringing out here!

376
00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:38,077
(ringing continues)

377
00:20:38,161 --> 00:20:39,286
There!

378
00:20:44,668 --> 00:20:46,752
- It's coming from the trunk.
- There.

379
00:20:46,836 --> 00:20:49,505
Dewey?
Gonna need everyone to stay back.

380
00:20:49,589 --> 00:20:51,924
- Not now, Sid.
- It's my rental.

381
00:20:58,682 --> 00:21:01,475
(all gasp)

382
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,978
Okay,
it's now an official crime scene.

383
00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:05,813
Let's lock it down.
Get that camera outta here!

384
00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:08,440
- Everybody back.
- Gimme that camera.

385
00:21:08,525 --> 00:21:10,568
Please tell me this is a prank,
Dewey.

386
00:21:10,652 --> 00:21:13,070
- I'm afraid not, Sid.
- On the curb, ma'am.

387
00:21:13,154 --> 00:21:14,947
- Come on.
- Everybody, get back!

388
00:21:15,031 --> 00:21:17,241
Henry, you're not gonna believe
what just happened.

389
00:21:17,325 --> 00:21:19,285
Stand back, Gale. Gale.

390
00:21:19,369 --> 00:21:21,036
I just wanna see.

391
00:21:21,121 --> 00:21:23,080
(man) Cover up your kid's eyes!

392
00:21:23,164 --> 00:21:26,417
Okay,
essays are due Tuesday.

393
00:21:26,501 --> 00:21:29,169
"Why Woodsboro is the best..."
(multiple cell phones ringing)

394
00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:33,424
Anything with an on/off switch
should be off, that's the rule!

395
00:21:33,508 --> 00:21:35,884
Somebody wanna share?

396
00:21:35,969 --> 00:21:38,554
Jenny Randall and Marnie Cooper
were murdered last night.

397
00:21:38,638 --> 00:21:40,723
- What?
- What?

398
00:21:40,807 --> 00:21:42,141
Stabbed to death.

399
00:21:42,225 --> 00:21:44,560
- What's your favorite scary...
- Shut up!

400
00:21:44,644 --> 00:21:47,563
- Yo, it's a news van!
- Class is not over!

401
00:21:47,647 --> 00:21:48,939
That was fast.

402
00:21:49,024 --> 00:21:52,860
This week marks the anniversary
of the infamous Woodsboro Murders.

403
00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:57,906
Two girls killed the exact day
local celebrity victim Sidney Prescott

404
00:21:57,991 --> 00:21:59,742
chose to return to her hometown.

405
00:21:59,826 --> 00:22:02,411
It all could be something right out
of a Gale Weathers best-seller.

406
00:22:02,495 --> 00:22:04,079
And where is she now?

407
00:22:04,164 --> 00:22:05,539
Well, living right here in Woodsboro...

408
00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:08,208
- Mrs. Riley.
- Hoss.

409
00:22:08,293 --> 00:22:11,253
- First Lady.
- Perkins.

410
00:22:11,338 --> 00:22:13,422
Excuse me, Gale.
He's conducting an interview.

411
00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:15,007
Great.
I love interviews.

412
00:22:15,091 --> 00:22:17,760
You'll have to wait, Gale.
Sorry, can't let you in there.

413
00:22:17,844 --> 00:22:21,347
(chuckles) What are you gonna do,
arrest me, Deputy Judy?

414
00:22:21,431 --> 00:22:22,723
If it comes to it.

415
00:22:22,807 --> 00:22:24,725
Civilian interference
with a police investigation

416
00:22:24,809 --> 00:22:26,560
poses many a problem
in a court of law.

417
00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:28,270
Okay, listen to me, Judy.

418
00:22:28,355 --> 00:22:30,564
I don't mind that you're working
with my husband

419
00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:33,817
or that you even bake him
those little treats as you do.

420
00:22:33,902 --> 00:22:35,986
But if you're gonna start
acting like him,

421
00:22:36,071 --> 00:22:38,072
you ought to put a moustache on
'cause you sound ridiculous.

422
00:22:38,156 --> 00:22:39,531
- Gale!
- Judy!

423
00:22:39,616 --> 00:22:43,827
- Gale! (clears throat)
- Deputy. Gale.

424
00:22:43,912 --> 00:22:46,038
(whispering) Please.

425
00:22:46,122 --> 00:22:48,374
Uh, Sidney,
if you don't mind givin' us a minute.

426
00:22:48,458 --> 00:22:50,501
- Sid.
- Hi, Gale.

427
00:22:50,585 --> 00:22:53,837
Dewey, would you please explain
to Betty Crocker

428
00:22:53,922 --> 00:22:56,048
that I have every right to be here?

429
00:22:56,132 --> 00:22:59,760
If there's been another murder
in Woodsboro, obviously... what?

430
00:22:59,844 --> 00:23:02,388
(whispering)
That is not public information!

431
00:23:02,472 --> 00:23:05,307
- It is all over the Internet, Dewey!
- It is?

432
00:23:05,392 --> 00:23:08,352
Yes! The whole world knows
about it before me!

433
00:23:08,436 --> 00:23:11,146
She wants to be a part
of the investigation, Sheriff.

434
00:23:11,231 --> 00:23:13,065
(sighs) Hang on.

435
00:23:13,149 --> 00:23:18,821
Um, are you familiar with the phrase,
"I wrote the book on this"?

436
00:23:21,950 --> 00:23:25,744
Gale, with all due respect,
I don't see how that pertains to...

437
00:23:25,829 --> 00:23:28,622
Because I wrote the book on this!

438
00:23:28,707 --> 00:23:32,292
"The Woodsboro Murders"
by Gale Weathers?

439
00:23:32,377 --> 00:23:34,837
But you're not a reporter anymore,
Gale.

440
00:23:34,921 --> 00:23:36,338
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- And even if you were...

441
00:23:36,423 --> 00:23:38,507
Don't treat me like I'm the media.

442
00:23:38,591 --> 00:23:42,845
I helped solve these things three times,
remember?

443
00:23:42,929 --> 00:23:44,722
You and me.
Together.

444
00:23:44,806 --> 00:23:47,599
(sighs)
But I'm the Sheriff now, Gale.

445
00:23:47,684 --> 00:23:51,019
Right?

446
00:23:51,104 --> 00:23:53,439
What, you're not gonna let me
help you with this?

447
00:23:53,523 --> 00:23:56,442
I can't.

448
00:23:56,526 --> 00:23:58,819
All right,
then I'm going rogue.

449
00:23:58,903 --> 00:24:01,363
This is what I'm good at,
Dewey.

450
00:24:01,448 --> 00:24:05,284
This is what I know how to do.

451
00:24:05,368 --> 00:24:09,455
(clears throat)

452
00:24:09,539 --> 00:24:11,832
Your lemon squares taste like ass.

453
00:24:13,877 --> 00:24:16,837
They don't.
They really don't.

454
00:24:16,921 --> 00:24:18,046
Thank you, sir.

455
00:24:18,131 --> 00:24:20,132
- Sheriff.
- Yeah?

456
00:24:20,216 --> 00:24:21,884
We've got a couple
high school kids in here.

457
00:24:21,968 --> 00:24:24,970
Two of 'em, they say they got
threatening phone calls this morning

458
00:24:25,054 --> 00:24:26,722
from the victims' phones.

459
00:24:26,806 --> 00:24:30,267
Names are Olivia Morris
and Jill Roberts.

460
00:24:30,351 --> 00:24:33,562
That's Sid's cousin.
Damn.

461
00:24:33,646 --> 00:24:35,981
Right in here, Sheriff.

462
00:24:36,065 --> 00:24:38,108
- Hey, Jill.
- Sidney.

463
00:24:38,193 --> 00:24:40,402
- Hi.
- Hi.

464
00:24:40,487 --> 00:24:42,905
It's nice to see you
even under the circumstances.

465
00:24:42,989 --> 00:24:44,990
(both chuckle)
You okay?

466
00:24:45,074 --> 00:24:47,618
- Yeah.
- So two of you got phone calls?

467
00:24:47,702 --> 00:24:51,246
Yeah, us two.
"What's your favorite scary movie?"

468
00:24:51,331 --> 00:24:54,416
It was the killer's voice.
From "Stab."

469
00:24:54,501 --> 00:24:57,127
Or, I mean, you know,
from your life.

470
00:24:57,212 --> 00:24:59,671
I'm Kirby, by the way.
I'm their friend.

471
00:24:59,756 --> 00:25:02,174
And the killer didn't call you?

472
00:25:02,258 --> 00:25:06,261
No.
Is... is that a bad thing?

473
00:25:06,346 --> 00:25:08,388
Does that mean that I'm not gonna
live as long as these two?

474
00:25:08,473 --> 00:25:09,598
(chuckling) No.

475
00:25:09,682 --> 00:25:10,808
Maybe.

476
00:25:10,892 --> 00:25:14,478
Of course not.
Just, uh, just be careful.

477
00:25:14,562 --> 00:25:17,773
Oh, my God, did you hear that?
I'm gonna be next!

478
00:25:17,857 --> 00:25:19,942
Dewey, I shouldn't be here.
I should leave town.

479
00:25:20,026 --> 00:25:22,110
I'm afraid that's not really possible,
Sidney.

480
00:25:22,195 --> 00:25:27,658
Look, nobody thinks you're involved,
but everyone's a suspect, I'm sorry.

481
00:25:27,742 --> 00:25:30,619
And there was evidence in your car,
connecting the killer to you.

482
00:25:30,703 --> 00:25:32,246
You may be a material witness.

483
00:25:32,330 --> 00:25:34,456
(sighs)

484
00:25:34,541 --> 00:25:39,086
So, look, you'll have, uh,
24-hour police protection.

485
00:25:39,170 --> 00:25:42,422
That's comforting.

486
00:25:42,507 --> 00:25:44,258
(beep)
This is Rebecca.

487
00:25:44,342 --> 00:25:48,554
Oh, my fucking God, Henry!
Yes! It's true.

488
00:25:48,638 --> 00:25:51,974
Two girls butchered.
(chuckles) Payday.

489
00:25:52,058 --> 00:25:55,769
I was so not feeling Woodsboro.
I was like, lame PR move, right?

490
00:25:55,854 --> 00:26:00,274
Well, fuck me wow.
Best idea ever.

491
00:26:00,358 --> 00:26:03,360
Henry, I'll call you back.
(beep)

492
00:26:03,444 --> 00:26:05,487
Excuse me I have to geek out.

493
00:26:05,572 --> 00:26:07,072
I didn't get a chance
to say something earlier,

494
00:26:07,156 --> 00:26:08,740
but it's such an honor to meet you.

495
00:26:08,825 --> 00:26:11,201
- Thank you. Hi.
- Rebecca Walters.

496
00:26:11,286 --> 00:26:14,162
When I was a kid, it was all about
"Top Story with Gale Weathers."

497
00:26:14,247 --> 00:26:17,583
- (chuckles) You were my '90s.
- Well, it's Gale Riley now.

498
00:26:17,667 --> 00:26:19,334
You gave it all up for love,
I know that.

499
00:26:19,419 --> 00:26:20,794
How long have you
and Dewey been married?

500
00:26:20,879 --> 00:26:22,629
- Ten years.
- Aww!

501
00:26:22,714 --> 00:26:24,965
Just like your characters
in "Stab 3." Wow.

502
00:26:25,049 --> 00:26:26,800
Wow.

503
00:26:26,885 --> 00:26:29,052
Oh, I didn't mean bad wow.

504
00:26:29,137 --> 00:26:31,179
It just, it always seemed like more
of a movie romance than a real one

505
00:26:31,264 --> 00:26:34,391
because it was a movie and in real life
you two would never be...

506
00:26:34,475 --> 00:26:38,061
Ooh, dug a hole.
(chuckles nervously) Climbing out here.

507
00:26:38,146 --> 00:26:42,024
So anyway kudos on being brave enough
to drop off the professional map.

508
00:26:42,108 --> 00:26:44,985
Any plans on revitalizing
your tarnished brand?

509
00:26:45,069 --> 00:26:46,904
Listen, in about two seconds,

510
00:26:46,988 --> 00:26:49,907
I'm gonna revitalize your face
with my tarnished brand.

511
00:26:49,991 --> 00:26:51,408
Ooh...

512
00:26:51,492 --> 00:26:54,453
I still got it.

513
00:26:54,537 --> 00:26:56,413
Testy.

514
00:27:04,672 --> 00:27:06,840
She's so pretty.

515
00:27:06,925 --> 00:27:09,301
When you think about what she survived,
she must have scars everywhere.

516
00:27:09,385 --> 00:27:11,595
Shh!

517
00:27:11,679 --> 00:27:15,849
Her mom was my sister.
I have scars, too.

518
00:27:15,934 --> 00:27:18,644
No one ever asks me
about my scars.

519
00:27:18,728 --> 00:27:22,522
- I'm sorry, Mrs. Roberts.
- She means knife scars, Mom.

520
00:27:22,607 --> 00:27:24,316
Oh.

521
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:28,236
Well... fine.

522
00:27:28,321 --> 00:27:30,656
How are you?

523
00:27:30,740 --> 00:27:32,908
How's Gale?

524
00:27:32,992 --> 00:27:36,036
Uh, I'm all right.

525
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:40,082
But Gale, it's been hard on her.

526
00:27:40,166 --> 00:27:43,543
Small town...
small-town husband.

527
00:27:43,628 --> 00:27:46,797
(chuckles humorlessly)
Not much to write about.

528
00:27:46,881 --> 00:27:50,634
You two okay?

529
00:27:50,718 --> 00:27:53,720
Well, I read somewhere once,

530
00:27:53,805 --> 00:27:57,015
"Just when you think things can't
get any worse,

531
00:27:57,100 --> 00:27:58,684
"sometimes they don't.

532
00:27:58,768 --> 00:28:01,561
(chuckling)
Sometimes they get better."

533
00:28:01,646 --> 00:28:04,856
"Out of Darkness" by Sidney Prescott,
page 220.

534
00:28:06,192 --> 00:28:07,693
(both chuckle)

535
00:28:12,615 --> 00:28:15,409
Gotta get going.

536
00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:25,377
It's nice to see you, Dewey.
Been through a lot together.

537
00:28:25,461 --> 00:28:28,088
And we'll get through this, too.
Okay?

538
00:28:28,172 --> 00:28:30,048
- Lock up.
- Mm-hmm.

539
00:28:33,594 --> 00:28:35,721
(indistinct radio chatter)

540
00:28:49,652 --> 00:28:51,028
- (gasps)
- Be cool.

541
00:28:51,112 --> 00:28:53,780
It's okay. It's just me.
Relax, relax. It's just me.

542
00:28:53,865 --> 00:28:56,450
What the hell are you doing here?
There are cops right out front.

543
00:28:56,534 --> 00:28:59,036
No match for the ninja, baby.

544
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,912
(sighs)

545
00:29:00,997 --> 00:29:04,416
Anyway, what are you doing in the house
with Sidney Prescott?

546
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:06,877
I mean, that's like being on "Top Chef"
with Jeffrey Dahmer.

547
00:29:06,961 --> 00:29:09,504
Can you please get away
from the window?

548
00:29:09,589 --> 00:29:13,008
Y... You have no right to be in here.
Not anymore.

549
00:29:13,092 --> 00:29:14,676
Hang on.

550
00:29:14,761 --> 00:29:17,804
I heard you got a phone call
from the killer.

551
00:29:17,889 --> 00:29:20,766
- Is that true?
- (sighs) What do you care?

552
00:29:20,850 --> 00:29:23,852
Don't you think you'd be
a lot safer with me around?

553
00:29:23,936 --> 00:29:26,146
I don't trust you Trevor.

554
00:29:26,230 --> 00:29:27,522
Hey.

555
00:29:27,607 --> 00:29:31,109
Then I'm just gonna have
to make sure that you do, all right?

556
00:29:31,194 --> 00:29:33,862
(knock on door)

557
00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:35,655
Oh, sorry, I didn't...

558
00:29:35,740 --> 00:29:38,408
No, he's just leaving.
It's... it's my ex.

559
00:29:38,493 --> 00:29:39,701
Oh.

560
00:29:39,786 --> 00:29:42,579
Yeah.
Her one and only.

561
00:29:42,663 --> 00:29:44,831
- Hi.
- Hi.

562
00:29:44,916 --> 00:29:47,626
It's cool to meet you... officially.

563
00:29:47,710 --> 00:29:52,798
I keep meaning to pick up a copy
of your book, but...

564
00:29:52,882 --> 00:29:55,383
- You're smaller in person.
- (chuckles)

565
00:30:00,598 --> 00:30:02,641
(chuckles softly)

566
00:30:02,725 --> 00:30:03,934
What?

567
00:30:04,018 --> 00:30:08,855
Nothing. You just, uh...
you remind me of, uh... me.

568
00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:12,567
- (chuckles softly)
- Lock your window, okay?

569
00:30:12,652 --> 00:30:14,569
Yeah. Good night.

570
00:30:14,654 --> 00:30:16,947
'Night.

571
00:30:17,031 --> 00:30:19,699
- (gasps)
- Sorry about that.

572
00:30:19,784 --> 00:30:23,745
Just makin' my rounds
before takin' off.

573
00:30:23,830 --> 00:30:26,456
Great. Thanks.

574
00:30:26,541 --> 00:30:30,544
Y... You don't remember me,
do ya?

575
00:30:30,628 --> 00:30:32,045
Sorry?

576
00:30:32,130 --> 00:30:35,841
We went to high school together.
Judy Hicks?

577
00:30:35,925 --> 00:30:40,053
We had the same homeroom
and Drama Club, too.

578
00:30:40,138 --> 00:30:44,224
We were in "Peter Pan" together.
I played a Lost Boy.

579
00:30:44,308 --> 00:30:48,311
You were... Tiger Lily.

580
00:30:49,939 --> 00:30:53,400
I'm sorry,
that was a long time ago.

581
00:30:53,484 --> 00:30:55,902
It's okay.

582
00:30:55,987 --> 00:31:00,490
You had a lot of stuff goin'
on back then.

583
00:31:00,575 --> 00:31:03,994
Well, it's nice to see you again,
Judy.

584
00:31:04,078 --> 00:31:05,162
You too.

585
00:31:05,246 --> 00:31:07,330
(door opens,
indistinct radio chatter)

586
00:31:07,415 --> 00:31:10,000
(clears throat)

587
00:31:10,084 --> 00:31:14,296
- (clears throat)
- (man) Everything okay upstairs?

588
00:31:14,380 --> 00:31:18,717
You're supposed to be out front,
Perkins.

589
00:31:18,801 --> 00:31:20,886
(pop music playing on radio)

590
00:31:25,391 --> 00:31:28,018
What's a 4-letter word
for "courage"?

591
00:31:28,102 --> 00:31:30,270
Uh...

592
00:31:30,354 --> 00:31:31,563
"guts."

593
00:31:36,944 --> 00:31:39,196
That's Olivia Morris.
She lives next door.

594
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:42,240
She's on the list.

595
00:31:42,325 --> 00:31:44,659
She can live next door to me.

596
00:31:44,744 --> 00:31:47,412
Now, seriously, uh...
uh, Mary,

597
00:31:47,496 --> 00:31:49,497
I'm warning you, okay,
I'm gonna have to get physical.

598
00:31:49,582 --> 00:31:51,917
- I mean it. This is it!
- (snarling)

599
00:31:52,001 --> 00:31:53,627
Just fuck off!

600
00:31:53,711 --> 00:31:55,086
(growling)

601
00:31:55,171 --> 00:31:57,130
(girls laugh)

602
00:31:57,215 --> 00:31:59,299
(cell phone rings)

603
00:32:02,970 --> 00:32:05,055
Hello?

604
00:32:05,139 --> 00:32:06,556
What are you guys up to?

605
00:32:06,641 --> 00:32:08,683
Oh,
we're watching "Shaun of the Dead."

606
00:32:08,768 --> 00:32:11,353
You know there are two zombies
sitting outside the house in a car?

607
00:32:11,437 --> 00:32:14,522
Yup. They're cops.
You wanna come up?

608
00:32:14,607 --> 00:32:15,815
The Angel of Death leave?

609
00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:18,068
No, she's in the guest room.
(chuckles)

610
00:32:18,152 --> 00:32:21,196
Forget it.
Next door's close enough.

611
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:24,783
- Your mom home?
- She's at her boyfriend's.

612
00:32:24,867 --> 00:32:26,660
It's creepy around here tonight.

613
00:32:26,744 --> 00:32:29,037
Well, the zombies
are still in their car.

614
00:32:29,121 --> 00:32:32,207
So you should be all right.

615
00:32:32,291 --> 00:32:34,751
- Call me tomorrow, okay?
- All right.

616
00:32:34,835 --> 00:32:38,046
- She didn't wanna come up?
- She fears the Reaper.

617
00:32:38,130 --> 00:32:41,132
Watch this.

618
00:32:41,217 --> 00:32:43,802
(beep, cell phone dials)

619
00:32:43,886 --> 00:32:46,263
(cell phone rings)

620
00:32:48,307 --> 00:32:50,225
(beep)
Speaking.

621
00:32:50,309 --> 00:32:54,437
(imitating Ghostface) What's
your favorite scary movie, Olivia?

622
00:32:54,522 --> 00:32:56,940
That's the worst imitation
I've ever heard, Jill.

623
00:32:57,024 --> 00:32:59,276
Speaking of "Stab," you heard
where the Stab-a-Thon's gonna be yet?

624
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,611
(beep)
No, and it doesn't matter to me anyways.

625
00:33:01,696 --> 00:33:03,697
My mom doesn't let me go.

626
00:33:03,781 --> 00:33:06,283
(cell phone rings)
(sighs) It's Trevor.

627
00:33:06,367 --> 00:33:10,370
- I'll handle this.
- Trevor's calling. Again.

628
00:33:10,454 --> 00:33:13,707
- What do you want?
- (Ghostface) I wanna talk to Jill.

629
00:33:13,791 --> 00:33:16,126
Uh, no, it's Kirby.
Sorry, Trevor.

630
00:33:16,210 --> 00:33:19,379
Jill is screening her calls
from all past relationships.

631
00:33:19,463 --> 00:33:20,547
What's going on over there?

632
00:33:20,631 --> 00:33:22,799
Hang on a sec.
What is he saying?

633
00:33:22,883 --> 00:33:24,676
(whispers) I'm not Trevor.

634
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:27,887
Wh... what?
I can barely hear you, Trevor.

635
00:33:27,972 --> 00:33:30,432
This isn't Trevor.

636
00:33:30,516 --> 00:33:31,850
Oh, a... all right.

637
00:33:31,934 --> 00:33:35,145
Well, then, why do you have his phone,
whoever this is?

638
00:33:35,229 --> 00:33:37,480
(whispering)
He's trying to do Ghostface.

639
00:33:37,565 --> 00:33:39,941
(chuckles) He's being weird.

640
00:33:40,026 --> 00:33:41,693
I wanna talk to Jill.

641
00:33:41,777 --> 00:33:44,529
Okay, well,
she doesn't wanna talk to you.

642
00:33:44,613 --> 00:33:46,614
Come on, Mr. Ghostface,
whisper to me.

643
00:33:46,699 --> 00:33:49,868
Aren't you supposed
to ask me a question?

644
00:33:49,952 --> 00:33:52,620
All right.
How's the movie?

645
00:33:52,705 --> 00:33:53,955
What movie?

646
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,292
"Shaun of the Dead."

647
00:33:57,376 --> 00:33:58,918
How did you know that?

648
00:33:59,003 --> 00:34:02,505
Because I'm standing
in the closet.

649
00:34:02,590 --> 00:34:04,341
Stop. You are not.

650
00:34:04,425 --> 00:34:06,885
- What's going on?
- Trevor's being weird.

651
00:34:06,969 --> 00:34:09,054
- I mean, if it is him, I don't know.
- What?

652
00:34:09,138 --> 00:34:11,056
This is not fucking Trevor!

653
00:34:11,140 --> 00:34:13,099
Well then,
who the fuck are you?

654
00:34:13,184 --> 00:34:15,268
Open the closet door.

655
00:34:17,980 --> 00:34:20,148
You do know there are cops
all over this house?

656
00:34:20,232 --> 00:34:24,235
I think I'd have just enough time
to slice someone open.

657
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:28,490
- I-I'll talk to him.
- Shh.

658
00:34:28,574 --> 00:34:30,867
What's going on over there,
you guys?

659
00:34:30,951 --> 00:34:33,995
S... Sorry.
I... I don't know. Kirby.

660
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:35,538
- Shh.
- Kirby.

661
00:34:35,623 --> 00:34:37,123
Come on, do it.

662
00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:39,250
There is no way you're in there.

663
00:34:39,335 --> 00:34:41,836
See for yourself.

664
00:34:41,921 --> 00:34:43,630
Kirby?

665
00:34:43,714 --> 00:34:47,050
Kirby, come on. Talk to me.
This isn't funny.

666
00:34:47,134 --> 00:34:48,760
Kirby!

667
00:34:48,844 --> 00:34:51,179
(gasps)

668
00:34:55,726 --> 00:34:57,811
Liar. I'm over this.

669
00:34:57,895 --> 00:35:00,397
I never said I was in your closet.

670
00:35:04,735 --> 00:35:08,321
- (screaming)
- Oh, my God. Olivia!

671
00:35:08,406 --> 00:35:12,033
- (screaming)
- Oh, my God, help!

672
00:35:12,118 --> 00:35:14,661
Aaagh! (gasping)

673
00:35:23,212 --> 00:35:24,462
No! Help!

674
00:35:24,547 --> 00:35:28,675
(Olivia screaming)

675
00:35:28,759 --> 00:35:30,218
(grunting and panting)

676
00:35:39,270 --> 00:35:41,980
- Hoss!
- Somebody help!

677
00:35:42,064 --> 00:35:44,065
- Perkins!
- (Olivia screams)

678
00:35:44,150 --> 00:35:47,444
Shit!

679
00:35:47,528 --> 00:35:50,613
Help! Help!

680
00:35:50,698 --> 00:35:52,699
(girls screaming)

681
00:36:00,749 --> 00:36:02,709
(both screaming)

682
00:36:11,260 --> 00:36:13,344
(panting, door creaks)

683
00:36:27,276 --> 00:36:29,444
(gasps)

684
00:36:35,743 --> 00:36:39,412
(cell phone rings)

685
00:36:39,497 --> 00:36:42,415
(beep)
What?

686
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:46,002
(Ghostface) Welcome home, Sidney.
Preview of coming events.

687
00:36:46,086 --> 00:36:48,213
Why don't you come for me?
You got the balls for that?

688
00:36:48,297 --> 00:36:50,840
Oh, poor Sidney.
You think this is all about you.

689
00:36:50,925 --> 00:36:54,177
- You think you're still the star.
- This isn't a fucking movie!

690
00:36:54,261 --> 00:36:56,262
- It will be.
- These are innocent people.

691
00:36:56,347 --> 00:36:57,597
(angrily) Spare me the lecture.

692
00:36:57,681 --> 00:37:00,433
You've done very well
by all this bloodshed, haven't you?

693
00:37:00,518 --> 00:37:02,685
Well, how about
the town you left behind?

694
00:37:02,770 --> 00:37:04,521
I've got plans for you.

695
00:37:04,605 --> 00:37:07,106
I'm gonna slit your eyelids in half
so you don't blink

696
00:37:07,191 --> 00:37:09,359
when I stab you in the face.

697
00:37:09,443 --> 00:37:13,154
You'll die when I want you to, Sidney.
Not a moment before.

698
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:16,282
Until then...
you're going to suffer.

699
00:37:16,367 --> 00:37:17,659
(click)

700
00:37:17,743 --> 00:37:19,786
- Sidney?!
- Jill?

701
00:37:19,870 --> 00:37:22,830
- Stay right there!
- Is she...

702
00:37:22,915 --> 00:37:25,041
Do not look. Okay?

703
00:37:25,125 --> 00:37:27,710
She said
you were the Angel of Death.

704
00:37:27,795 --> 00:37:29,796
- Look out!
- (screams)

705
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,173
(grunting and panting)

706
00:37:50,901 --> 00:37:54,112
- What's going on in here?
- He's in here.

707
00:37:54,196 --> 00:37:58,116
Where is he?
Ma'am?

708
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:02,662
- He was.
- We'll check out back.

709
00:38:02,746 --> 00:38:05,665
- Jill?
- (breathes heavily) Don't.

710
00:38:14,425 --> 00:38:16,843
- What happened?
- (Jill whimpering)

711
00:38:16,927 --> 00:38:20,013
Oh, my God, Jill.

712
00:38:20,097 --> 00:38:25,435
Jesus! I'm here. Come on.
Let's go. Let's go. All right?

713
00:38:25,519 --> 00:38:28,229
Jill?

714
00:38:28,314 --> 00:38:30,523
Oh, my God.
Are you okay?

715
00:38:30,608 --> 00:38:33,651
- Here, keep pressure on it.
- There's nobody back there.

716
00:38:33,736 --> 00:38:36,779
- Hoss, call it in.
- Right.

717
00:38:36,864 --> 00:38:41,242
Hey.
Are you okay?

718
00:38:41,327 --> 00:38:43,119
You should look upstairs.

719
00:38:51,295 --> 00:38:53,379
(indistinct conversations)

720
00:38:53,464 --> 00:38:57,884
(woman) Let's get the coroner's van
brought around, please.

721
00:38:57,968 --> 00:39:00,053
(indistinct radio chatter)

722
00:39:02,389 --> 00:39:04,599
(woman) It's all your fault, Sidney!

723
00:39:04,683 --> 00:39:06,893
(man) You're just like your mother!

724
00:39:06,977 --> 00:39:08,353
- Hoss, clear these people out.
- Right.

725
00:39:08,437 --> 00:39:13,232
- (woman) I thought this was over!
- Come on, leave her alone.

726
00:39:16,904 --> 00:39:20,490
I'm sorry about what I said.

727
00:39:20,574 --> 00:39:22,909
Do you wanna go get that looked at?

728
00:39:22,993 --> 00:39:26,329
Yeah.

729
00:39:26,413 --> 00:39:28,122
What the hell happened?

730
00:39:28,207 --> 00:39:31,876
Okay. I saw him go into that yard
two houses down right before...

731
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,253
Yeah, and I circled around
to cut him off.

732
00:39:34,338 --> 00:39:35,505
And?

733
00:39:35,589 --> 00:39:38,007
And I met Hoss coming
from the other direction.

734
00:39:38,092 --> 00:39:40,968
He must've circled back around somehow.
He's like a ghost.

735
00:39:41,053 --> 00:39:44,514
- Chief, we're sorry.
- We feel terrible.

736
00:39:44,598 --> 00:39:47,600
(sighs) All right.
Get outta here.

737
00:39:52,231 --> 00:39:54,315
(siren wails)

738
00:40:01,782 --> 00:40:05,618
This is "Hall Pass" with Robbie Mercer,
webcasting live in our darkest hour.

739
00:40:05,703 --> 00:40:08,579
What began as a day of remembrance
has ended with serial murder.

740
00:40:08,664 --> 00:40:12,834
Olivia Morris, who officially
will never go out with me, is dead.

741
00:40:12,918 --> 00:40:15,169
So is Jenny Randall
and Marnie Cooper.

742
00:40:15,254 --> 00:40:19,006
Our local legacy, the "Stab" movies,
is coming to life.

743
00:40:19,091 --> 00:40:22,009
Excuse me.
Are you recording with that thing?

744
00:40:22,094 --> 00:40:24,846
Live video-blog upload.
He's webcasting right now.

745
00:40:24,930 --> 00:40:27,265
Oh. Mind turning it off
for a little old-school off the record?

746
00:40:27,349 --> 00:40:29,559
Can't.
Owe it to my audience.

747
00:40:29,643 --> 00:40:31,477
Turn that fucking thing off.

748
00:40:31,562 --> 00:40:33,020
Okay.

749
00:40:33,105 --> 00:40:38,109
So, you two are the boys that run
the movie club at Woodsboro High, huh?

750
00:40:38,193 --> 00:40:41,320
Charlie runs it.
I'm just V.P. In case he takes a bullet.

751
00:40:41,405 --> 00:40:42,864
It's called Cinema Club.

752
00:40:42,948 --> 00:40:47,827
So you must have a very unique insight
into the movie buffs at your school.

753
00:40:47,911 --> 00:40:49,662
Maybe.

754
00:40:49,747 --> 00:40:53,791
What if we could catch the killer
by working together?

755
00:40:53,876 --> 00:40:56,419
Two generations
of cutting-edge journalists

756
00:40:56,503 --> 00:40:59,630
intertwining our passions for media?

757
00:40:59,715 --> 00:41:01,841
What would you say?

758
00:41:01,925 --> 00:41:03,176
I love you.

759
00:41:03,260 --> 00:41:04,802
Very good.

760
00:41:04,887 --> 00:41:08,848
Now you give me your expertise
on the gore geek scene at Woodsboro High

761
00:41:08,932 --> 00:41:11,601
and maybe
I give you something in return.

762
00:41:11,685 --> 00:41:15,021
Say, a celebrity visit
to your Cinema Club?

763
00:41:15,105 --> 00:41:17,774
By me.

764
00:41:17,858 --> 00:41:21,819
What about Sidney?

765
00:41:21,904 --> 00:41:24,822
Yeah, you know her, right?
I mean, you're friends with her?

766
00:41:24,907 --> 00:41:27,742
No offense, but that'd be a big deal
for Cinema Club.

767
00:41:27,826 --> 00:41:30,620
A visit from Sidney Prescott?
I mean, she's the star.

768
00:41:30,704 --> 00:41:35,124
(chucked bitterly) Yes, she's
Daniel Radcliffe to my J.K. Rowling.

769
00:41:35,209 --> 00:41:37,752
Well, without the book sales
and the box office.

770
00:41:37,836 --> 00:41:40,129
Whatever.

771
00:41:40,214 --> 00:41:43,674
There's no broken bones.

772
00:41:43,759 --> 00:41:46,219
I think you'll be fine.
Take it easy.

773
00:41:46,303 --> 00:41:49,722
You were lucky, Sidney.

774
00:41:49,807 --> 00:41:52,433
So, Sidney, ooh, ow.

775
00:41:52,518 --> 00:41:54,435
(chuckles)
Anyway, long story short,

776
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,814
Random wants to lock you in
to three more books now.

777
00:41:57,898 --> 00:42:01,400
See the blank line in your contract?
You can name your price.

778
00:42:01,485 --> 00:42:03,486
And as soon as you're clear
in this investigation,

779
00:42:03,570 --> 00:42:05,196
we're on the next plane to New York.

780
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,824
I booked "Today," "The View,"
"Nancy Grace," "MTV News"...

781
00:42:07,908 --> 00:42:09,826
Excuse me.
Can I ask you a question?

782
00:42:09,910 --> 00:42:12,995
- Mm?
- Did you read my book?

783
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,998
Thought I'd wait for the movie.

784
00:42:16,083 --> 00:42:18,000
Book tour's over.

785
00:42:18,085 --> 00:42:19,836
Sidney.

786
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,338
Accept your situation.

787
00:42:22,422 --> 00:42:24,590
You're a victim.
For life.

788
00:42:24,675 --> 00:42:27,802
So embrace it, use it.

789
00:42:27,886 --> 00:42:30,304
I know
you care about your readers.

790
00:42:30,389 --> 00:42:32,431
All those little downtrodden fucks
that just need a light

791
00:42:32,516 --> 00:42:34,725
at the end of their tunnel
so they don't jump off a bridge.

792
00:42:34,810 --> 00:42:36,269
And a lucky break like this?

793
00:42:36,353 --> 00:42:39,188
I'm talkin' 100% increase in sales,
minimum.

794
00:42:39,273 --> 00:42:41,607
That's maybe a million more people
get your message,

795
00:42:41,692 --> 00:42:44,485
and you get a ton more checks,
win-win.

796
00:42:44,570 --> 00:42:48,322
(exhales)
I won't be needing you anymore.

797
00:42:48,407 --> 00:42:50,324
- Sidney.
- You're fired.

798
00:42:50,409 --> 00:42:52,618
- Fired?
- Fired.

799
00:42:52,703 --> 00:42:56,080
Fine.

800
00:42:56,164 --> 00:42:57,582
(sighs)

801
00:43:04,256 --> 00:43:06,340
(running footsteps)

802
00:43:11,889 --> 00:43:13,097
(elevator dings)

803
00:43:16,518 --> 00:43:19,395
"Have you even read my book,
Rebecca?"

804
00:43:19,479 --> 00:43:21,564
(clunk)

805
00:43:27,613 --> 00:43:29,947
(clunk, elevator whirs)

806
00:43:30,032 --> 00:43:32,575
(sighs softly)

807
00:43:32,659 --> 00:43:34,994
The problem with Sidney
is that she never gets laid.

808
00:43:35,078 --> 00:43:38,289
Or even a little shit-faced
once in a while.

809
00:43:38,373 --> 00:43:40,458
She'll call me tonight and apologize.

810
00:43:40,542 --> 00:43:43,002
(elevator dings)
Just watch.

811
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,676
She'll come around.

812
00:43:50,761 --> 00:43:55,348
Gotta just give her time,
and Sidney will come around.

813
00:43:57,434 --> 00:43:59,310
Where did I?

814
00:43:59,394 --> 00:44:01,938
(car alarm chirps)

815
00:44:02,022 --> 00:44:04,106
Ah.
(cell phone rings)

816
00:44:07,402 --> 00:44:09,236
(beep)
This is Rebecca.

817
00:44:09,321 --> 00:44:11,364
(Ghostface) Sidney Prescott, please.

818
00:44:11,448 --> 00:44:13,658
I'm handling Miss Prescott's calls
and appearances.

819
00:44:13,742 --> 00:44:17,244
- May I take a message?
- You are the message.

820
00:44:21,291 --> 00:44:24,377
- Are you writing this down?
- Yes, I am.

821
00:44:24,461 --> 00:44:26,837
It's kind of hard to hear you.
I'm in the hospital with Sidney.

822
00:44:26,922 --> 00:44:29,006
If you could just hang on one second.

823
00:44:29,091 --> 00:44:32,426
(chuckles) I've got time.
It's you that doesn't.

824
00:44:39,351 --> 00:44:41,644
(car alarm blares)
You know, Rebecca,

825
00:44:41,728 --> 00:44:44,689
it doesn't sound to me
like you're in the hospital.

826
00:44:44,773 --> 00:44:47,942
Sounds like you're in a parking garage.

827
00:44:48,026 --> 00:44:51,654
A dark
and deserted parking garage.

828
00:44:53,532 --> 00:44:56,826
But if you want to be in the hospital,
I'd be happy to put you there.

829
00:44:56,910 --> 00:44:58,869
In the fucking morgue!

830
00:45:06,420 --> 00:45:08,504
(door locks click)

831
00:45:13,802 --> 00:45:15,886
(cell phone rings)
Ah!

832
00:45:19,224 --> 00:45:20,933
No.
(ringing stops)

833
00:45:21,018 --> 00:45:22,435
(keys jingling)

834
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:27,565
(engine cranks)

835
00:45:39,953 --> 00:45:41,162
(screams)

836
00:45:45,375 --> 00:45:48,210
Help! Help!

837
00:45:48,295 --> 00:45:50,087
Help me!
(tires squeal)

838
00:45:50,172 --> 00:45:51,881
Help!

839
00:46:04,519 --> 00:46:07,104
Cut and run,
you fucking bastard.

840
00:46:13,779 --> 00:46:15,321
(door locks click)

841
00:46:39,137 --> 00:46:41,222
(car alarm blaring)
(screams)

842
00:47:02,494 --> 00:47:04,829
(screams)

843
00:47:15,799 --> 00:47:18,217
This is an ongoing investigation.

844
00:47:18,301 --> 00:47:22,596
Rest assured,
we're pursuing a number of leads.

845
00:47:22,681 --> 00:47:25,015
The less I say about that,
the better.

846
00:47:25,100 --> 00:47:28,978
- So I'm taking questions.
- Sheriff! Sheriff!

847
00:47:29,062 --> 00:47:30,813
- Dewey!
- Gale?

848
00:47:30,897 --> 00:47:32,982
Any comment on the fact
that these killings

849
00:47:33,066 --> 00:47:36,485
seem to resemble the pattern
of the original Woodsboro Murders?

850
00:47:36,570 --> 00:47:38,571
Hon? (whispers) Later.

851
00:47:38,655 --> 00:47:40,531
(woman) What was that, Sheriff?

852
00:47:40,615 --> 00:47:44,743
As I was saying, uh,
my officers are hard at work,

853
00:47:44,828 --> 00:47:48,455
and we just want the community
to know that we are very close

854
00:47:48,540 --> 00:47:51,000
to bringing this whole situation
under control...

855
00:47:51,084 --> 00:47:52,418
- (woman screams)
- Agh!

856
00:47:52,502 --> 00:47:55,045
(crowd screaming)

857
00:47:55,130 --> 00:47:58,215
(man) Oh, shit!

858
00:47:58,300 --> 00:48:01,468
Someone, get up to the top
of the structure! Go, go!

859
00:48:01,553 --> 00:48:04,597
- Everyone back! Stay back!
- All right, nobody move!

860
00:48:04,681 --> 00:48:06,515
Listen,
I want a man on each stairwell!

861
00:48:09,352 --> 00:48:12,271
- You see anybody?
- Nobody up here.

862
00:48:12,355 --> 00:48:14,732
There's nobody up there,
Sheriff!

863
00:48:14,816 --> 00:48:18,027
It's all under control,
huh, Sheriff?

864
00:48:18,111 --> 00:48:20,237
What am I supposed to say?

865
00:48:20,322 --> 00:48:22,531
Listen,
I may not be wearing a uniform,

866
00:48:22,616 --> 00:48:24,909
but I happen to have a lead,
and you don't.

867
00:48:24,993 --> 00:48:29,038
So let me know when you're back
on Team Gale.

868
00:48:29,122 --> 00:48:33,626
Move it, amateurs!

869
00:48:33,710 --> 00:48:35,628
(over PA) And remember, students,

870
00:48:35,712 --> 00:48:38,881
tonight's town curfew is 9:00.

871
00:48:38,965 --> 00:48:42,885
You should be home with your doors
locked at 9:00.

872
00:48:42,969 --> 00:48:45,221
Okay, Cinema Club.
We are now in session.

873
00:48:45,305 --> 00:48:48,265
Welcome.
Tell you a little bit about ourselves.

874
00:48:48,350 --> 00:48:51,185
We are a sanctioned
after-school activity,

875
00:48:51,269 --> 00:48:55,314
one rung below the Glee Club,
two above Nintendo Wii Fit.

876
00:48:55,398 --> 00:48:59,610
And (chuckles) let me just say
to our guest, Sidney Prescott,

877
00:48:59,694 --> 00:49:01,195
it's an honor.

878
00:49:01,279 --> 00:49:03,697
(applause)

879
00:49:03,782 --> 00:49:06,492
Beyond Jamie Lee Curtis,
forget Linda Blair.

880
00:49:06,576 --> 00:49:08,786
I mean, this is the ultimate.

881
00:49:08,870 --> 00:49:10,496
Thanks. I guess.

882
00:49:10,580 --> 00:49:13,082
Um this,
you film your entire

883
00:49:13,166 --> 00:49:15,334
high school experience and,
what, post it on the net?

884
00:49:15,418 --> 00:49:17,294
Everybody'll be doing it someday, Sid.

885
00:49:17,379 --> 00:49:20,130
It's kind of the one component
the killer is missing.

886
00:49:20,215 --> 00:49:22,132
Wait.
What do you mean?

887
00:49:22,217 --> 00:49:24,218
Well, if you wanna be
the new version,

888
00:49:24,302 --> 00:49:26,553
the killer
should be filming the murders.

889
00:49:26,638 --> 00:49:29,682
It's like the natural next step
in a psycho slasher innovation.

890
00:49:29,766 --> 00:49:32,268
I mean, you film 'em all real-time,
and then before you get caught,

891
00:49:32,352 --> 00:49:35,646
- you upload 'em into cyberspace.
- Making your art as immortal as you.

892
00:49:35,730 --> 00:49:38,774
- Not to implicate him.
- Not to implicate me.

893
00:49:38,858 --> 00:49:40,776
So who do you think
is behind the murders?

894
00:49:40,860 --> 00:49:44,613
(beep)
Well, it's a "Stab" fanatic clearly.

895
00:49:44,698 --> 00:49:47,449
Working on less of a shriekquel and...
and more of a scream-make.

896
00:49:47,534 --> 00:49:49,994
- Copyrighted terms, by the way.
- 'Cause all there are now are remakes.

897
00:49:50,078 --> 00:49:52,538
Only horror the studios green-light.
I mean

898
00:49:52,622 --> 00:49:53,789
- Psst.
- There are still rules.

899
00:49:53,873 --> 00:49:57,001
But the rules have changed.
The unexpected is the new cliché.

900
00:49:57,085 --> 00:49:59,962
Yeah, you gotta have an opening sequence
that blows the doors off,

901
00:50:00,046 --> 00:50:02,131
dial up some flashy
music-video direction,

902
00:50:02,215 --> 00:50:03,924
and the kills gotta be
way more extreme.

903
00:50:04,009 --> 00:50:07,052
Modern audiences get savvy
to the rules of the originals.

904
00:50:07,137 --> 00:50:08,971
So the reversals
become the new standard.

905
00:50:09,055 --> 00:50:12,516
In fact, the only surefire way
to survive a modern horror movie?

906
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:17,187
You pretty much have to be gay.
(light chuckling)

907
00:50:17,272 --> 00:50:21,233
So why are you so sure that the killer's
working by the rules of a horror remake?

908
00:50:21,318 --> 00:50:23,610
Well, the original "Stab" structure
is pretty apparent.

909
00:50:23,695 --> 00:50:26,155
Yeah, two kids killed in a house
when their parents are away?

910
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:28,949
And then the school's hot chick
savaged beyond recognition.

911
00:50:29,034 --> 00:50:31,368
- We all know where it goes from there.
- A party.

912
00:50:31,453 --> 00:50:34,455
Exactly. A party.

913
00:50:34,539 --> 00:50:36,665
Guaranteed third-act
main cast bloodbath.

914
00:50:36,750 --> 00:50:38,625
Fingers crossed
on some nudity for a change.

915
00:50:38,710 --> 00:50:40,794
(light laughter)

916
00:50:40,879 --> 00:50:43,380
Okay, so do you know of a party
that's happening tonight?

917
00:50:43,465 --> 00:50:46,925
Well, there's Stab-a-Thon.

918
00:50:47,010 --> 00:50:49,094
Stab-a-Thon?

919
00:50:49,179 --> 00:50:51,513
Uh, it's a movie marathon.
All seven "Stabs" back-to-back.

920
00:50:51,598 --> 00:50:54,266
- We do it every year.
- And it's tonight?

921
00:50:54,351 --> 00:50:56,310
(scoffs) There's a killer out there

922
00:50:56,394 --> 00:50:58,562
patterning his murders
after the original movie.

923
00:50:58,646 --> 00:51:00,147
I know.
It's pretty wild.

924
00:51:00,231 --> 00:51:03,817
- Well, you have to call it off.
- Um, okay, I mean, it's Friday.

925
00:51:03,902 --> 00:51:07,029
I'm sure we're not the only party
that's goin' on in Woodsboro.

926
00:51:07,113 --> 00:51:09,156
Where is this circle jerk
gonna take place?

927
00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:13,577
- So who's ready for this Q and A?
- No, no. I really want the location.

928
00:51:13,661 --> 00:51:15,579
You know,
it's kind of an underground thing.

929
00:51:15,663 --> 00:51:17,373
Email invites, pretty secret.

930
00:51:17,457 --> 00:51:19,583
(chuckles)
What, you're not gonna tell me?

931
00:51:19,667 --> 00:51:21,293
Really?

932
00:51:21,378 --> 00:51:25,089
We're working together.
Remember?

933
00:51:25,173 --> 00:51:27,049
(swallows)
So you ready for that Q and A?

934
00:51:27,133 --> 00:51:30,844
- Fuck you.
- Let's go.

935
00:51:30,929 --> 00:51:33,347
(door opens, closes)

936
00:51:33,431 --> 00:51:35,182
(chuckles softly)
That was awesome.

937
00:51:35,266 --> 00:51:36,683
(talking indistinctly)

938
00:51:36,768 --> 00:51:40,479
(sighs)
I feel like I'm under house arrest.

939
00:51:55,036 --> 00:51:59,248
You know when people say,
"I know how you feel,"

940
00:51:59,332 --> 00:52:02,376
but you know they're just saying that
because they really have

941
00:52:02,460 --> 00:52:05,045
no frigging idea how you feel?

942
00:52:07,590 --> 00:52:11,135
I know how you feel.

943
00:52:11,219 --> 00:52:15,722
I... am so sorry about Olivia.

944
00:52:20,478 --> 00:52:22,813
I'm sorry about your publicist.

945
00:52:27,610 --> 00:52:32,448
How do you handle it?
People staring at you all the time?

946
00:52:32,532 --> 00:52:34,825
People stare at me?

947
00:52:34,909 --> 00:52:36,535
(both chuckle)

948
00:52:36,619 --> 00:52:38,787
I could never handle
that kind of attention.

949
00:52:38,872 --> 00:52:44,626
I just... feel like it would take over
your whole life.

950
00:52:44,711 --> 00:52:47,629
Uh...

951
00:52:47,714 --> 00:52:50,132
what I do is I...

952
00:52:50,216 --> 00:52:54,928
try not to think about me.

953
00:52:55,013 --> 00:52:59,683
I have people I care about.
I focus on them.

954
00:52:59,767 --> 00:53:02,978
And the rest, it, um,
it works out.

955
00:53:06,024 --> 00:53:08,775
You saved my life last night.

956
00:53:08,860 --> 00:53:12,654
I mean, I know we're family,
but you hardly know me.

957
00:53:12,739 --> 00:53:14,573
Makes me wonder, you know,

958
00:53:14,657 --> 00:53:18,911
if I'd have been brave enough
to do the same thing.

959
00:53:18,995 --> 00:53:22,289
I really hope
you never have to find that out.

960
00:53:26,127 --> 00:53:29,129
Well, if you need me,
you know where to find me.

961
00:53:29,214 --> 00:53:32,508
I'll be up in my cell.
Or, I mean, my room.

962
00:53:56,449 --> 00:54:00,452
Her room's all boarded up.
That's the view from my cell.

963
00:54:00,537 --> 00:54:02,913
(sighs) It's really weird.

964
00:54:02,997 --> 00:54:04,540
(Kirby) I think Olivia
would understand, okay?

965
00:54:04,624 --> 00:54:06,792
She'd want me to be
around other people.

966
00:54:06,876 --> 00:54:08,710
Holy shit.

967
00:54:08,795 --> 00:54:11,547
Even if I did just crash-land
on Planet Dork.

968
00:54:11,631 --> 00:54:14,758
Speaking of which,
Trevor's here.

969
00:54:14,842 --> 00:54:16,343
Hey, Kirby.

970
00:54:16,427 --> 00:54:18,720
What is he doing there?
That is so not his scene.

971
00:54:18,805 --> 00:54:21,515
I have no idea.
Maybe he thought you would be here.

972
00:54:21,599 --> 00:54:23,725
Yeah, fat chance.
After what happened last night?

973
00:54:23,810 --> 00:54:26,270
I mean, my mom
is just completely freaked out.

974
00:54:26,354 --> 00:54:27,771
- It's not pretty.
- All right, look.

975
00:54:27,855 --> 00:54:30,857
You go do your "good girl" thing,
and I will drink for the both of us.

976
00:54:30,942 --> 00:54:35,571
- I will keep you posted.
- All right. Be safe.

977
00:54:35,655 --> 00:54:38,490
(rock music playing,
indistinct conversations)

978
00:55:14,819 --> 00:55:18,280
(crowd chanting in unison) Stab-a-thon!
Stab-a-thon! Stab-a-thon!

979
00:55:18,364 --> 00:55:21,366
Stab-a-thon! Stab-a-thon!

980
00:55:21,451 --> 00:55:23,827
(cheers and applause)

981
00:55:23,911 --> 00:55:26,330
Thank you! Thank you!
Gracias.

982
00:55:26,414 --> 00:55:28,457
Shh.

983
00:55:28,541 --> 00:55:32,169
Cinema Club thanks you for coming out
for our third annual Stab-a-thon.

984
00:55:32,253 --> 00:55:33,837
(cheers and applause)
Safety in numbers, my friends!

985
00:55:33,921 --> 00:55:36,632
Who's ready to drink every time
someone can't get a cell phone signal?

986
00:55:36,716 --> 00:55:38,091
(cheers and applause)

987
00:55:38,176 --> 00:55:41,011
Who's ready to drink every time
someone shuts the refrigerator door,

988
00:55:41,095 --> 00:55:43,430
and oh, my God, there's a harmless
character right behind it?

989
00:55:43,514 --> 00:55:45,349
(hooting and cheering)

990
00:55:45,433 --> 00:55:47,934
Who's ready to drink every time
someone screams the word...

991
00:55:48,019 --> 00:55:49,436
(all) No!

992
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:52,397
So let's get
this Stab-a-thon started!

993
00:55:52,482 --> 00:55:54,650
(cheers and applause)

994
00:55:54,734 --> 00:55:56,860
(eerie music plays)

995
00:55:58,905 --> 00:56:07,537
(cheers and applause)

996
00:56:07,622 --> 00:56:11,083
- Hey, watch it!
- Get out of the way!

997
00:56:11,167 --> 00:56:15,170
- Down in front!
- Move your ass!

998
00:56:15,505 --> 00:56:20,425
Screw you!
(angry shouting)

999
00:56:20,510 --> 00:56:23,637
(dramatic music playing,
audience hooting)

1000
00:56:38,194 --> 00:56:40,278
(glass shatters,
audience cheering)

1001
00:56:53,376 --> 00:56:55,836
(softly) Yes.

1002
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:59,589
(thunder crashes,
audience cheers)

1003
00:56:59,674 --> 00:57:03,719
Oh, yeah.
Back on my game.

1004
00:57:03,803 --> 00:57:05,929
(exhales) Perfect.

1005
00:57:06,013 --> 00:57:08,724
New work-in-progress,
chapter one.

1006
00:57:08,808 --> 00:57:12,436
When I moved to Woodsboro,
I never in a million years dreamed

1007
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:15,731
that I would again play
the critical role

1008
00:57:15,815 --> 00:57:18,734
in solving another series of these...

1009
00:57:18,818 --> 00:57:20,444
What?

1010
00:57:26,325 --> 00:57:28,410
What the hell?

1011
00:57:48,347 --> 00:57:50,974
(cell phone rings)

1012
00:57:51,058 --> 00:57:52,768
Gale, where are you?

1013
00:57:52,852 --> 00:57:55,145
I followed the kids
to the Stab-a-thon.

1014
00:57:55,229 --> 00:57:58,273
There's an old abandoned farm
on Fort Dillon Road.

1015
00:57:58,357 --> 00:57:59,775
Listen, I've got it
under surveillance,

1016
00:57:59,859 --> 00:58:02,194
and I... I think the killer's
about to make his move.

1017
00:58:02,278 --> 00:58:03,904
What makes you so sure?

1018
00:58:03,988 --> 00:58:06,865
You do a remake
to out-do the original,

1019
00:58:06,949 --> 00:58:08,575
that's what the kids said.

1020
00:58:08,659 --> 00:58:10,619
This party
is all about the "Stab" movies.

1021
00:58:10,703 --> 00:58:13,038
Come on!
How meta can you get?

1022
00:58:13,122 --> 00:58:15,207
How "what-a" can you get?

1023
00:58:15,291 --> 00:58:17,334
I don't know.
I heard them say it.

1024
00:58:17,418 --> 00:58:20,378
Dewey, listen to me,
you have to get out here.

1025
00:58:20,463 --> 00:58:22,464
Come on, you catch the killer,
I get the story.

1026
00:58:22,548 --> 00:58:23,715
It's a win-win.

1027
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:26,301
Well, I thought you were going rogue,
Gale.

1028
00:58:26,385 --> 00:58:29,387
Oh, co... are you serious?
Come on!

1029
00:58:29,472 --> 00:58:32,474
(exhales) Forget it.
Thanks for having faith in me.

1030
00:58:32,558 --> 00:58:34,559
I gotta fix my equipment.
(beep)

1031
00:58:34,644 --> 00:58:35,852
Gale!

1032
00:58:38,231 --> 00:58:39,356
Shit.

1033
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:42,567
(siren wails)

1034
00:58:46,572 --> 00:58:48,782
(man) Why don't you get
more comfortable, baby?!

1035
00:58:48,866 --> 00:58:51,660
(light cheering)

1036
00:58:51,744 --> 00:58:53,703
(cheers and applause)

1037
00:58:53,788 --> 00:58:56,998
Bravo.
Well... very well done.

1038
00:58:57,083 --> 00:58:58,917
Very, I'm very impressed.

1039
00:58:59,001 --> 00:59:02,254
I mean, kind... kind of impressed.
Not really.

1040
00:59:02,338 --> 00:59:03,505
- That'll do.
- Yeah?

1041
00:59:03,589 --> 00:59:05,006
- Yeah.
- Yeah, she wants it, right?

1042
00:59:05,091 --> 00:59:08,218
(telephone rings)

1043
00:59:08,302 --> 00:59:12,013
(audience groans)

1044
00:59:12,098 --> 00:59:14,808
(cheers and applause)
Ghostface! Yeah!

1045
00:59:14,892 --> 00:59:16,977
(ringing continues)

1046
00:59:19,772 --> 00:59:20,981
(woman) Don't answer it!

1047
00:59:23,067 --> 00:59:26,653
- Hello?
- (Ghostface) Hello.

1048
00:59:26,737 --> 00:59:28,196
Who is this?

1049
00:59:28,281 --> 00:59:29,948
(audience talking along)
Were you expecting somebody?

1050
00:59:30,032 --> 00:59:31,408
No.

1051
00:59:35,580 --> 00:59:38,790
(indistinct radio chatter)

1052
00:59:38,875 --> 00:59:40,834
(audience talking along)
You know, I don't even know you,

1053
00:59:40,918 --> 00:59:42,335
and I dislike you already.

1054
00:59:42,420 --> 00:59:44,713
Hicks, how far are you
from Fort Dillon Road?

1055
00:59:44,797 --> 00:59:47,215
- Five minutes at the most, sir.
- Well, step on it.

1056
00:59:47,300 --> 00:59:49,175
(tense music playing)

1057
00:59:49,260 --> 00:59:51,094
Look out your window.

1058
00:59:51,178 --> 00:59:53,805
(audience screaming)

1059
01:00:13,242 --> 01:00:15,660
(camera whirring)

1060
01:00:35,932 --> 01:00:38,975
Gale!
Gale, behind you!

1061
01:00:39,060 --> 01:00:40,352
Aah!

1062
01:00:40,436 --> 01:00:42,687
(grunts)
(audience cheering)

1063
01:00:50,613 --> 01:00:52,030
Aah!

1064
01:00:52,114 --> 01:00:54,783
(grunts)

1065
01:00:54,867 --> 01:00:56,826
Gale!

1066
01:00:58,913 --> 01:01:00,997
(woman onscreen screaming)

1067
01:01:08,506 --> 01:01:11,049
Aah!

1068
01:01:11,133 --> 01:01:12,342
Freeze!

1069
01:01:15,721 --> 01:01:17,347
Aaah!

1070
01:01:17,431 --> 01:01:19,224
(Gale grunts)

1071
01:01:22,353 --> 01:01:26,022
(audience screaming)

1072
01:01:26,107 --> 01:01:28,817
Get out of the way,
you morons!

1073
01:01:32,655 --> 01:01:34,864
Damn it.

1074
01:01:37,243 --> 01:01:40,036
Okay, put pressure on that.

1075
01:01:40,121 --> 01:01:41,997
Did you catch him?

1076
01:01:42,081 --> 01:01:44,416
No. Hopefully your cameras
caught something.

1077
01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:47,002
- They weren't the only ones Dewey.
- What?

1078
01:01:47,086 --> 01:01:49,462
There's a webcam that's hidden
up there.

1079
01:01:49,547 --> 01:01:52,674
- It was watching me.
- A webcam?

1080
01:01:52,758 --> 01:01:54,551
He's recording the murders.

1081
01:01:54,635 --> 01:01:55,802
What?

1082
01:01:55,886 --> 01:01:59,389
This time...
he's making the movie.

1083
01:02:03,602 --> 01:02:08,565
Sidney Prescott detail, man.
I don't... like it.

1084
01:02:08,649 --> 01:02:12,152
The cops guarding the house,
they always get it.

1085
01:02:12,236 --> 01:02:15,071
- What are you talkin' about?
- It's a movie cop rule.

1086
01:02:15,156 --> 01:02:18,658
Sucks to be a cop in a movie,
unless you're Bruce Willis.

1087
01:02:18,743 --> 01:02:20,744
Not all cops die in movies.

1088
01:02:20,828 --> 01:02:25,373
No, but if it's your last day
before retirement, you do.

1089
01:02:25,458 --> 01:02:29,252
If you're a rookie just found out
your wife is pregnant, you do.

1090
01:02:29,336 --> 01:02:33,131
Or if your partner's better-looking
than you, you do, and by the way...

1091
01:02:33,215 --> 01:02:34,591
(both) I win that one.

1092
01:02:34,675 --> 01:02:36,384
(chuckles)

1093
01:02:36,469 --> 01:02:38,178
You know what?
I'll take the next perimeter.

1094
01:02:38,262 --> 01:02:40,388
I'll be right back.

1095
01:02:40,473 --> 01:02:44,559
Shit.
I know this one.

1096
01:02:44,643 --> 01:02:46,269
You're not supposed to say that,
are you?

1097
01:02:46,353 --> 01:02:47,729
Eh, new decade, new rules.

1098
01:02:47,813 --> 01:02:50,565
You know, these days,
you might come back, find me dead,

1099
01:02:50,649 --> 01:02:52,817
eyes gouged out,
tongue sticking out.

1100
01:02:52,902 --> 01:02:55,236
- Could go either way.
- I gotta learn this shit.

1101
01:02:55,321 --> 01:02:58,948
(chuckles) I'll take this one.

1102
01:02:59,033 --> 01:03:01,201
Hey, Hoss.

1103
01:03:01,285 --> 01:03:03,411
Be careful.

1104
01:03:03,496 --> 01:03:05,413
I'm always careful.

1105
01:03:08,959 --> 01:03:11,294
Dead man walking.

1106
01:03:17,218 --> 01:03:20,261
(cat yowls, meows)

1107
01:03:20,346 --> 01:03:22,430
(wind chimes tinkling)

1108
01:04:00,719 --> 01:04:03,805
Perkins, was there a window open
on your last perimeter check?

1109
01:04:06,851 --> 01:04:09,727
Perkins, come in, over.

1110
01:04:09,812 --> 01:04:11,896
(dog barking in distance)

1111
01:04:39,216 --> 01:04:41,885
(whispers) Anthony?

1112
01:04:41,969 --> 01:04:45,305
Perkins?

1113
01:04:45,389 --> 01:04:46,723
- Aaah!
- Ohh!

1114
01:04:46,807 --> 01:04:49,851
- (laughs)
- Damn it.

1115
01:04:49,935 --> 01:04:53,104
You should've seen the look
on your face, rookie.

1116
01:04:53,189 --> 01:04:55,565
- (strangled grunt)
- Hoss!

1117
01:04:55,649 --> 01:04:57,859
What the fuck? Aah!

1118
01:04:57,943 --> 01:05:00,820
Oh, shit.

1119
01:05:00,905 --> 01:05:02,989
(grunting)

1120
01:05:17,671 --> 01:05:19,756
(dogs barking in distance)

1121
01:05:28,015 --> 01:05:31,267
Fuck Bruce Willis.

1122
01:05:34,813 --> 01:05:36,898
(wind chimes tinkling)

1123
01:05:58,462 --> 01:06:02,006
Sorry!
The wind chimes were over here.

1124
01:06:02,091 --> 01:06:05,134
That was me.
I was trying to fix 'em, sorry.

1125
01:06:05,219 --> 01:06:07,512
I'm just back from the store.

1126
01:06:07,596 --> 01:06:09,305
You're shopping?

1127
01:06:09,390 --> 01:06:12,308
My stress buster.
Got one more bag in the car.

1128
01:06:12,393 --> 01:06:13,810
Be right back.

1129
01:06:25,281 --> 01:06:27,365
(telephone ringing)

1130
01:06:39,962 --> 01:06:42,672
Jill?
You gonna get that?

1131
01:06:44,967 --> 01:06:46,968
(beep)
Roberts residence.

1132
01:06:47,052 --> 01:06:49,262
(Ghostface) You're a survivor,
aren't you, Sidney?

1133
01:06:49,346 --> 01:06:52,473
Your one and only skill.
You survive.

1134
01:06:52,558 --> 01:06:54,892
I have one question for you.

1135
01:06:54,977 --> 01:06:57,770
What good's it to be a survivor
in this little drama

1136
01:06:57,855 --> 01:07:00,064
if everyone close to you is dead?

1137
01:07:00,149 --> 01:07:02,817
- Who are you?
- Turn on the TV to channel 6.

1138
01:07:02,901 --> 01:07:04,444
Who the fuck are you?

1139
01:07:04,528 --> 01:07:07,905
Turn it on.
Watch the teaser.

1140
01:07:07,990 --> 01:07:11,784
...nearly turned deadly tonight
with the latest victims of these attacks

1141
01:07:11,869 --> 01:07:15,455
being the wife of the Woodsboro sheriff,
Gale Riley,

1142
01:07:15,539 --> 01:07:19,834
AKA Gale Weathers who's in serious
condition tonight after being stabbed.

1143
01:07:19,918 --> 01:07:23,046
Her assailant then disappeared
in a sea of identic...

1144
01:07:23,130 --> 01:07:26,716
(laughs) Glad you came home, Sidney?
Has it been worth it yet?

1145
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:29,302
- Why are you doing this?
- Ah, friends count.

1146
01:07:29,386 --> 01:07:32,722
But it's the family ties
that cut deep, right?

1147
01:07:32,806 --> 01:07:34,432
Am I right?

1148
01:07:34,516 --> 01:07:35,933
What do you mean?

1149
01:07:36,018 --> 01:07:37,894
(chuckles)
The ones you care about most.

1150
01:07:37,978 --> 01:07:41,439
And what's closer than family?
The bond of blood.

1151
01:07:41,523 --> 01:07:43,733
- Don't.
- You can't save them.

1152
01:07:43,817 --> 01:07:47,362
All you can do is watch.
(laughs)

1153
01:07:47,446 --> 01:07:48,654
Jill!

1154
01:07:59,124 --> 01:08:01,209
Come on, come on...

1155
01:08:07,049 --> 01:08:08,341
Kate?

1156
01:08:08,425 --> 01:08:10,134
- Sid?
- Jill's not in her room.

1157
01:08:10,219 --> 01:08:11,677
- Oh, my God.
- She's gone to Kirby's.

1158
01:08:11,762 --> 01:08:13,137
You gotta call her
and get her back here.

1159
01:08:13,222 --> 01:08:15,473
Okay.
(beep)

1160
01:08:15,557 --> 01:08:16,808
(telephone rings)
Come on, Jill.

1161
01:08:16,892 --> 01:08:19,227
- Leave a message.
- She's not picking up.

1162
01:08:19,311 --> 01:08:21,396
- What's going on?
- The killer called.

1163
01:08:21,480 --> 01:08:23,856
He's coming after me,
but he wants my family first.

1164
01:08:23,941 --> 01:08:25,733
- Oh, God, Jill!
- Let's get the cops.

1165
01:08:25,818 --> 01:08:27,402
- The cops aren't there.
- What?

1166
01:08:27,486 --> 01:08:29,779
They were there when I first came in,
but they're not there now.

1167
01:08:29,863 --> 01:08:32,156
Let's get to Kirby's.

1168
01:08:35,452 --> 01:08:36,661
Out the front.

1169
01:08:40,165 --> 01:08:42,667
(gasps, screams)

1170
01:08:42,751 --> 01:08:44,794
(both grunting)

1171
01:08:44,878 --> 01:08:47,588
Brace it from the bottom.
Can you?

1172
01:08:52,344 --> 01:08:54,637
(pounding on door)
Let's get outta here.

1173
01:08:54,721 --> 01:08:57,265
- (thud, grunts)
- (whispering) Kate, come on!

1174
01:08:57,349 --> 01:08:58,808
Kate?

1175
01:09:09,611 --> 01:09:13,281
Tell Jill... I'm so... sorry.

1176
01:09:13,365 --> 01:09:15,491
Shh.

1177
01:09:25,586 --> 01:09:27,670
Kate?

1178
01:09:42,561 --> 01:09:45,354
Hicks?
What are you doing?

1179
01:09:45,439 --> 01:09:48,024
I just saw somebody coming around
the side of the house.

1180
01:09:48,108 --> 01:09:50,067
Where are Hoss and Perkins?
I couldn't get them on the radio.

1181
01:09:50,152 --> 01:09:52,445
Whose blood is that?

1182
01:09:52,529 --> 01:09:55,907
It's... it's Kate's.
We were just attacked.

1183
01:09:55,991 --> 01:09:57,909
- She's dead.
- Where is she?

1184
01:09:57,993 --> 01:10:00,036
- Front door.
- Show me.

1185
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:01,162
Okay.

1186
01:10:05,292 --> 01:10:07,877
- Stay here.
- Okay.

1187
01:10:12,382 --> 01:10:14,550
(radio clicks)
This is Deputy Hicks.

1188
01:10:14,635 --> 01:10:16,886
I've got a homicide
at the Roberts residence.

1189
01:10:16,970 --> 01:10:19,889
- No sign of Perkins or Hoss.
- Copy that, we'll try to locate them.

1190
01:10:19,973 --> 01:10:23,267
I'm so sorry...

1191
01:10:23,352 --> 01:10:25,561
(tires squealing)

1192
01:10:27,940 --> 01:10:30,107
Hey!

1193
01:10:30,192 --> 01:10:32,735
Halt!

1194
01:10:32,819 --> 01:10:36,447
You're gonna be fine, all right?
I swear.

1195
01:10:36,532 --> 01:10:38,157
No more "on your own."

1196
01:10:38,242 --> 01:10:39,867
It's you and me, forever.

1197
01:10:39,952 --> 01:10:42,203
One, two, three.
(grunts)

1198
01:10:42,287 --> 01:10:44,413
Easy.

1199
01:10:44,498 --> 01:10:46,541
- Dewey?
- Yeah?

1200
01:10:46,625 --> 01:10:49,585
Promise me somethin'.

1201
01:10:49,670 --> 01:10:50,753
Anything.

1202
01:10:50,837 --> 01:10:54,131
(exhales)
Catch that motherfucker.

1203
01:10:54,216 --> 01:10:57,093
Absolutely.
I love you.

1204
01:10:57,177 --> 01:10:59,345
I love you.

1205
01:10:59,429 --> 01:11:03,599
You missed chaos.
Utter chaos.

1206
01:11:03,684 --> 01:11:06,644
- I can't believe that.
- The sheriff's wife, man!

1207
01:11:06,728 --> 01:11:08,771
She told us to cancel it,
and we didn't, and now this?

1208
01:11:08,855 --> 01:11:10,565
- What are we supposed to do?
- Robbie, calm down.

1209
01:11:10,649 --> 01:11:13,150
It makes sense.
This is what the re-boots do.

1210
01:11:13,235 --> 01:11:14,944
They... they one-up the original ending.

1211
01:11:15,028 --> 01:11:18,197
The Woodsboro Murders ended at a party.
So in the remake...

1212
01:11:18,282 --> 01:11:20,908
The party's the false ending.
New rules.

1213
01:11:20,993 --> 01:11:22,868
Exactly.

1214
01:11:22,953 --> 01:11:25,204
Okay, no offense, guys,
but I'm gonna put in "Stab 7."

1215
01:11:25,289 --> 01:11:27,999
- Nobody cancels my film festival.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1216
01:11:28,083 --> 01:11:30,209
I don't wanna watch that,
not after what happened to Olivia.

1217
01:11:30,294 --> 01:11:32,461
Oh, come on,
it was her favorite.

1218
01:11:32,546 --> 01:11:35,631
Oh, wow, Kirby.
You got some classics here.

1219
01:11:35,716 --> 01:11:38,175
- Yup.
- "Suspiria," "Don't Look Now."

1220
01:11:38,260 --> 01:11:39,802
You know it.

1221
01:11:39,886 --> 01:11:42,263
I could trivia your ass under the table,
Cinema Boy.

1222
01:11:42,347 --> 01:11:45,182
Oh, yeah?
Who played Leatherface first?

1223
01:11:45,267 --> 01:11:49,854
- Gunnar Hansen.
- Wow. Did you feel that?

1224
01:11:49,938 --> 01:11:52,690
That charge that moved between us
just then?

1225
01:11:52,774 --> 01:11:55,818
Oh, that was me.
I have powers.

1226
01:11:55,902 --> 01:11:57,486
So sexy.

1227
01:11:57,571 --> 01:12:00,906
You guys are unbelievable.
You're playing fuckin' trivia games?

1228
01:12:00,991 --> 01:12:03,618
The cops are gonna come for us. They're
gonna shut down my website.

1229
01:12:03,702 --> 01:12:05,453
- We're so dead!
- Yeah. I agree.

1230
01:12:05,537 --> 01:12:08,581
- Jesus Christ, where'd you come from?
- The front door.

1231
01:12:08,665 --> 01:12:10,708
By the way, Kirby, with everything
that's going on right now,

1232
01:12:10,792 --> 01:12:13,836
you probably shouldn't
leave that unlocked.

1233
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:15,713
Sorry.

1234
01:12:15,797 --> 01:12:19,300
And, um, may I ask
what the hell you're doing here?

1235
01:12:19,384 --> 01:12:22,094
What?
Didn't I find the after-party?

1236
01:12:22,179 --> 01:12:25,097
No, you found the anti-party,
and it's invitation only.

1237
01:12:25,182 --> 01:12:28,392
Yeah, well, I got an invitation.
From Jill.

1238
01:12:30,562 --> 01:12:34,607
- So, what's the story?
- W... What?

1239
01:12:34,691 --> 01:12:39,111
You sent me a text message.
"After-party at Kirby's house."

1240
01:12:39,196 --> 01:12:43,658
- I mean, it was from your phone.
- What do you mean from my phone?

1241
01:12:43,742 --> 01:12:46,786
Where is my phone?
I think I left it in your car.

1242
01:12:46,870 --> 01:12:51,374
I didn't text him.
(sighs) I didn't text you.

1243
01:12:51,458 --> 01:12:53,959
And I'll prove it.

1244
01:12:54,044 --> 01:12:56,921
So, Charlie, Robbie.

1245
01:12:57,005 --> 01:13:00,049
How's it feel to be an accessories
to a crime, huh?

1246
01:13:00,133 --> 01:13:02,551
I mean, really, Dewey's wife?

1247
01:13:02,636 --> 01:13:03,761
My life is over.

1248
01:13:03,845 --> 01:13:06,806
So which one of you guys sent me
a text message from Jill's phone, huh?

1249
01:13:06,890 --> 01:13:08,516
(snorts, coughs)

1250
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:12,228
We're just supposed to accept
that you're telling the truth?

1251
01:13:12,312 --> 01:13:15,398
Isn't your phone missing?

1252
01:13:15,482 --> 01:13:17,733
- Got a new one.
- Really.

1253
01:13:17,818 --> 01:13:21,320
Oh,
that's incredibly convenient.

1254
01:13:21,405 --> 01:13:23,614
- Dewey, it's Hicks.
- What's up?

1255
01:13:23,699 --> 01:13:26,283
- Kate Roberts is dead.
- Huh?

1256
01:13:26,368 --> 01:13:28,202
And Sidney fled the scene.

1257
01:13:28,286 --> 01:13:30,454
What?
What happened to Kate?

1258
01:13:30,539 --> 01:13:32,540
She was stabbed just like the others.

1259
01:13:32,624 --> 01:13:35,501
- What about Jill?
- No sign of her at all.

1260
01:13:35,585 --> 01:13:37,753
Where the hell
were Hoss and Perkins?

1261
01:13:37,838 --> 01:13:40,756
They were found dead
in their car two blocks away.

1262
01:13:40,841 --> 01:13:44,301
(sighs) Multiple stab wounds.

1263
01:13:44,386 --> 01:13:46,345
Okay.

1264
01:13:46,430 --> 01:13:48,139
I'm on my way.

1265
01:13:48,223 --> 01:13:49,765
Yes, sir.

1266
01:13:54,563 --> 01:13:56,439
(siren wails)

1267
01:13:56,523 --> 01:13:59,567
Wrong number.
(beep)

1268
01:13:59,651 --> 01:14:01,444
- Who was that?
- Oh, nobody.

1269
01:14:01,528 --> 01:14:04,613
- Did you pick a movie?
- Yeah. We're gonna go scary.

1270
01:14:04,698 --> 01:14:07,241
- "Saw 4."
- Ugh, I saw that in theaters.

1271
01:14:07,325 --> 01:14:09,618
It sucks.
It's not scary, it's gross...

1272
01:14:09,703 --> 01:14:11,162
(groans)

1273
01:14:11,246 --> 01:14:13,205
(sighs)

1274
01:14:33,518 --> 01:14:35,144
(groans)

1275
01:14:35,228 --> 01:14:37,563
Charlie, you want to sit
over here next to me?

1276
01:14:37,647 --> 01:14:40,024
(chuckles softly)
All right.

1277
01:14:43,069 --> 01:14:44,612
(beep)

1278
01:14:44,696 --> 01:14:50,701
All right, get ready for a "Hall Pass"
with Robbie Mercer extra.

1279
01:14:50,786 --> 01:14:55,122
Now tonight, there is a good chance
that Charlie Walker,

1280
01:14:55,207 --> 01:14:59,877
yes, my Charlie Walker,
may get lucky with a girl.

1281
01:14:59,961 --> 01:15:04,882
Now I'm unable to, uh,
divulge my exact location, however,

1282
01:15:04,966 --> 01:15:11,722
suffice it to say, Woodsboro High
may be in store for some geek history.

1283
01:15:11,807 --> 01:15:15,559
We'll see.

1284
01:15:15,644 --> 01:15:18,604
(clears throat)

1285
01:15:18,688 --> 01:15:21,106
(distant thud)

1286
01:15:27,364 --> 01:15:28,405
Hello?

1287
01:15:31,326 --> 01:15:33,077
Who's there?

1288
01:15:38,208 --> 01:15:40,167
Oh, my God...

1289
01:15:53,765 --> 01:15:56,809
- Where are you going?
- To make sure the front door is locked.

1290
01:15:56,893 --> 01:15:58,686
(doorbell rings, both scream)

1291
01:15:58,770 --> 01:16:01,188
No. Don't open it...

1292
01:16:04,234 --> 01:16:07,403
- (whispering) Hey, Charlie?
- Yeah?

1293
01:16:07,487 --> 01:16:11,782
I'm sorry, I know you're into
the movie and all,

1294
01:16:11,867 --> 01:16:14,827
but now would be a really good time
to make a move.

1295
01:16:16,162 --> 01:16:18,706
For... me to make a move?

1296
01:16:18,790 --> 01:16:20,666
Mm-hmm.

1297
01:16:20,750 --> 01:16:23,669
Couldn't you make a move?

1298
01:16:23,753 --> 01:16:25,921
I just did.

1299
01:16:26,006 --> 01:16:29,466
'Cause you're actually pretty cute.

1300
01:16:29,551 --> 01:16:35,306
Especially when I'm scared and...
lonely... and drunk.

1301
01:16:38,226 --> 01:16:41,687
Hey, guys, did...
did you see Jill come in?

1302
01:16:41,771 --> 01:16:43,856
I didn't see her outside.

1303
01:16:43,940 --> 01:16:46,358
Yes, Trevor, she is upstairs.

1304
01:16:46,443 --> 01:16:50,070
Thank God you're here to protect her
when you can't even find her.

1305
01:16:50,155 --> 01:16:52,656
There's nobody out here.

1306
01:16:52,741 --> 01:16:55,743
(chuckles) Oh, dude,
I love this part of the movie.

1307
01:16:55,827 --> 01:16:57,494
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1308
01:16:57,579 --> 01:17:01,916
Just when you think they're all safe
and comfortable in the house...

1309
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,084
Ghostface comes in,
and, bam!

1310
01:17:08,173 --> 01:17:10,758
Did I just interrupt something
right here?

1311
01:17:10,842 --> 01:17:14,929
Shut the fuck up.
(chuckles)

1312
01:17:15,013 --> 01:17:17,181
Who invited you, Trevor?!

1313
01:17:17,265 --> 01:17:20,726
(chuckling) All right.
Clearly not you.

1314
01:17:20,810 --> 01:17:24,521
Wow. I'm gonna be upstairs.
(exhales sharply)

1315
01:17:24,606 --> 01:17:27,232
Get out of my house!

1316
01:17:29,361 --> 01:17:31,779
Yeah, yeah.

1317
01:17:31,863 --> 01:17:35,532
Okay, I'm a little drunk,
so don't blame your internet connection.

1318
01:17:35,617 --> 01:17:39,370
(chuckles) Let's see
what Charlie's up to, shall we?

1319
01:17:39,454 --> 01:17:42,623
Or the saga of Trevor and Jill.

1320
01:17:42,707 --> 01:17:44,541
Oh,
the intrigue of Woodsboro High.

1321
01:17:44,626 --> 01:17:47,127
Who needs a killer around
when there's so much drama?

1322
01:18:00,058 --> 01:18:02,935
(chuckles) Oh, man.

1323
01:18:05,772 --> 01:18:07,189
That's better.

1324
01:18:11,111 --> 01:18:12,361
(gasps) Aah!

1325
01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:18,575
Agh!

1326
01:18:21,746 --> 01:18:24,373
Wait, no, you can't!
You can't! There's rules!

1327
01:18:24,457 --> 01:18:26,458
I... I'm gay! I'm gay!

1328
01:18:26,543 --> 01:18:29,461
I mean, if it helps.

1329
01:18:29,546 --> 01:18:31,714
(grunts)

1330
01:18:35,969 --> 01:18:38,137
...random girl who gets a call

1331
01:18:38,221 --> 01:18:39,722
that undoubtedly ends up
getting her killed.

1332
01:18:39,806 --> 01:18:42,057
It's all so predictable.
There's no element of surprise.

1333
01:18:42,142 --> 01:18:43,600
You can see ev...

1334
01:18:57,741 --> 01:18:58,991
Kirby!

1335
01:18:59,075 --> 01:19:01,326
I found my phone.
It was up in your room.

1336
01:19:01,411 --> 01:19:03,412
There was no text message
sent to Trevor.

1337
01:19:03,496 --> 01:19:07,916
He is such a liar.
Where is he?

1338
01:19:08,001 --> 01:19:11,253
What do you mean where is he?
He just went upstairs looking for you.

1339
01:19:11,337 --> 01:19:14,256
He's not upstairs.

1340
01:19:14,340 --> 01:19:15,632
Trevor?

1341
01:19:17,927 --> 01:19:20,763
Charlie? Robbie?

1342
01:19:20,847 --> 01:19:23,057
Maybe they're outside.

1343
01:19:23,141 --> 01:19:24,349
- (screams)
- Jill.

1344
01:19:24,434 --> 01:19:26,560
Sidney, I... I'm sorry, I should've told
you and Mom where I was going...

1345
01:19:26,644 --> 01:19:28,896
No, it's okay. It's just,
I... I need you to come with me,

1346
01:19:28,980 --> 01:19:31,190
- Come with me right now, okay?
- (gasps)

1347
01:19:31,274 --> 01:19:33,442
Run.

1348
01:19:33,526 --> 01:19:35,235
Robbie!

1349
01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:38,489
(screaming)

1350
01:19:38,573 --> 01:19:39,782
Go!

1351
01:19:41,951 --> 01:19:45,370
- Sidney!
- (grunts)

1352
01:19:45,455 --> 01:19:46,663
Come on!

1353
01:19:50,043 --> 01:19:52,628
- The balcony!
- There's no other way out?

1354
01:19:52,712 --> 01:19:55,255
We can jump.
(thudding, wood cracking)

1355
01:19:55,340 --> 01:19:57,800
It's two stories.
Where's your cell?

1356
01:19:57,884 --> 01:19:59,134
- Uh, here.
- Get under the bed!

1357
01:19:59,219 --> 01:20:01,053
- What?
- Just do what I say! Get under the bed.

1358
01:20:01,137 --> 01:20:02,930
Don't make a sound and don't come out
until I come get you, okay?

1359
01:20:03,014 --> 01:20:05,140
- Just trust me.
- Okay.

1360
01:20:12,232 --> 01:20:15,150
You got it? You're okay?
Jill, run!

1361
01:20:15,235 --> 01:20:17,236
Just keep running, get help!

1362
01:20:27,330 --> 01:20:30,332
(telephone dialing)

1363
01:20:30,416 --> 01:20:33,585
(telephone ringing)

1364
01:20:33,670 --> 01:20:35,337
(grunts)

1365
01:20:42,053 --> 01:20:43,595
- (click) Hello?
- Dewey!

1366
01:20:43,680 --> 01:20:45,889
- Sidney, where are you?
- I'm at Kirby's.

1367
01:20:45,974 --> 01:20:47,474
The killer is here.
I need your help.

1368
01:20:47,559 --> 01:20:49,476
- I'm on my way.
- Okay.

1369
01:20:49,561 --> 01:20:51,812
(grunts)

1370
01:20:51,896 --> 01:20:53,981
Sidney? Sidney!

1371
01:20:54,065 --> 01:20:56,817
I need all units to 329
Whispering Lane.

1372
01:20:56,901 --> 01:20:59,278
All units,
329 Whispering Lane!

1373
01:21:06,911 --> 01:21:09,663
(sirens wailing)

1374
01:21:19,340 --> 01:21:20,424
Sorry. It's just me.

1375
01:21:20,508 --> 01:21:22,926
Look, I tried to call 911,
but the landline's dead,

1376
01:21:23,011 --> 01:21:25,596
...and someone smashed the router
- I think I got through on my cell.

1377
01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:27,806
Where's Jill?
(footsteps overhead)

1378
01:21:27,891 --> 01:21:31,018
Oh, God.
Go, go, go, go.

1379
01:21:31,102 --> 01:21:33,937
(lock clicks)

1380
01:21:34,022 --> 01:21:36,815
There's a room down here.
We can lock ourselves in.

1381
01:21:36,900 --> 01:21:39,193
I heard you yelling to Jill.
Did she get away?

1382
01:21:39,277 --> 01:21:40,819
I think she's safe.

1383
01:21:44,240 --> 01:21:46,450
(lock clicks)

1384
01:21:46,534 --> 01:21:48,202
(thudding)

1385
01:21:48,286 --> 01:21:51,747
- Kirby, let me in!
- Charlie.

1386
01:21:51,831 --> 01:21:54,750
No.
No, no, no, no.

1387
01:21:54,834 --> 01:21:56,793
I just found Robbie.
This... this is his blood.

1388
01:21:56,878 --> 01:21:59,546
Please. Please.
There is someone else out here.

1389
01:21:59,631 --> 01:22:00,714
Let me in!

1390
01:22:00,798 --> 01:22:02,758
If you can't trust him,
don't open the door.

1391
01:22:02,842 --> 01:22:05,928
My God, let me in!

1392
01:22:06,012 --> 01:22:07,346
Get away from the door,
Charlie.

1393
01:22:07,430 --> 01:22:09,473
Kirby, it is me.
Please let me in!

1394
01:22:09,557 --> 01:22:11,642
Get away from the door,
Charlie.

1395
01:22:11,726 --> 01:22:14,019
It's me!

1396
01:22:14,103 --> 01:22:16,855
(voice breaking) I'm sorry,
I can't.

1397
01:22:16,940 --> 01:22:20,275
- What the fuck?!
- (whispers) I'm sorry.

1398
01:22:20,360 --> 01:22:22,152
Behind you! Look out!

1399
01:22:22,237 --> 01:22:23,528
(grunts)

1400
01:22:23,613 --> 01:22:25,614
(gasps)

1401
01:22:25,698 --> 01:22:27,366
No! No, no, no!

1402
01:22:27,450 --> 01:22:30,202
(blows landing) Kirby!

1403
01:22:33,373 --> 01:22:37,167
(sirens wailing)

1404
01:22:40,755 --> 01:22:42,923
Oh, God, no, please.
(pounds on door)

1405
01:22:43,007 --> 01:22:46,176
Leave him alone!

1406
01:22:46,261 --> 01:22:48,595
(cell phone ringing)

1407
01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:51,682
It's Charlie's phone.

1408
01:22:51,766 --> 01:22:55,269
(Ghostface) Tell Sidney heads
are gonna roll tonight.

1409
01:22:55,353 --> 01:22:57,104
Tell Sidney
it's all because of her.

1410
01:22:57,188 --> 01:23:01,858
Or maybe she wants to take his place.
I promise to be quick.

1411
01:23:01,943 --> 01:23:04,152
- It's him.
- Okay, okay. I'm gonna get Jill.

1412
01:23:04,237 --> 01:23:06,446
We should be in the same place.
Just... just keep him on the phone.

1413
01:23:06,531 --> 01:23:09,866
I'll be right back, okay?

1414
01:23:09,951 --> 01:23:12,286
Let him go, please.

1415
01:23:12,370 --> 01:23:14,663
I hear you like horror movies,
Kirby.

1416
01:23:14,747 --> 01:23:17,332
But do you like 'em
as much as him?

1417
01:23:17,417 --> 01:23:20,502
Forget watching "Stab."
You get to live it.

1418
01:23:20,586 --> 01:23:24,047
No, no, no, no, no!
He's the expert! It's not me!

1419
01:23:24,132 --> 01:23:26,383
Warm-up question:
Jason's weapon?

1420
01:23:26,467 --> 01:23:28,635
Uh, it's a machete.

1421
01:23:28,720 --> 01:23:31,888
There, you see?
You do know the genre.

1422
01:23:31,973 --> 01:23:34,933
- Michael Myers?
- Uh, butcher knife.

1423
01:23:35,018 --> 01:23:37,811
- Leatherface?
- A chainsaw. Please!

1424
01:23:37,895 --> 01:23:39,104
Just ask Sidney
if you need some help.

1425
01:23:39,188 --> 01:23:41,690
- Freddy Krueger?!
- Uh, uh, razor hands.

1426
01:23:41,774 --> 01:23:44,234
Name the movie that started
the slasher craze.

1427
01:23:44,319 --> 01:23:47,154
"Halloween," "Texas Chainsaw Massacre,"
"Last House on the Left," or "Psycho"?

1428
01:23:47,238 --> 01:23:49,823
- "Psycho"!
- None of the above!

1429
01:23:49,907 --> 01:23:52,242
"Peeping Tom," 1960,
directed by Michael Powell.

1430
01:23:52,327 --> 01:23:55,454
First movie to ever put the audience
in the killer's POV.

1431
01:23:55,538 --> 01:23:57,706
What? Wait.
No, no, no.

1432
01:23:57,790 --> 01:24:00,542
Please, just ask me one more question!
Just one more!

1433
01:24:00,626 --> 01:24:02,919
All right, Kirby.

1434
01:24:03,004 --> 01:24:06,340
Then it's time
for your last-chance question.

1435
01:24:06,424 --> 01:24:11,303
Name the remake of the groundbreaking
horror movie in which the villain...

1436
01:24:11,387 --> 01:24:14,056
Uh, "Halloween," uh, "Texas Chainsaw,"
"Dawn Of The Dead,"

1437
01:24:14,140 --> 01:24:16,558
"The Hills Have Eyes,"
"Amityville Horror,"

1438
01:24:16,642 --> 01:24:19,061
uh, "Last House On The Left,"
"Friday The Thirteenth,"

1439
01:24:19,145 --> 01:24:21,480
"A Nightmare On Elm Street,"
"My Bloody Valentine,"

1440
01:24:21,564 --> 01:24:24,608
"When A Stranger Calls,"
"Prom Night," "Black Christmas,"

1441
01:24:24,692 --> 01:24:28,945
"House Of Wax," "The Fog,"
uh, "Piranha."

1442
01:24:29,030 --> 01:24:31,907
It's one of those, right?
Right?

1443
01:24:38,373 --> 01:24:40,749
(exhales) I got it right.

1444
01:24:40,833 --> 01:24:42,709
I was fucking right.

1445
01:24:42,794 --> 01:24:44,211
(whispers) Jill?

1446
01:24:56,224 --> 01:24:58,642
I won, Charlie.
I fucking won.

1447
01:24:58,726 --> 01:25:01,853
I won. He tried to beat me,
but I fucking won.

1448
01:25:01,938 --> 01:25:03,897
Great, Kirby.

1449
01:25:03,981 --> 01:25:08,026
Hold on.
Okay. Almost there.

1450
01:25:08,111 --> 01:25:11,071
Just hang tight.
Okay. Okay.

1451
01:25:11,155 --> 01:25:12,614
- All right.
- Kirby?

1452
01:25:12,698 --> 01:25:14,408
- Yeah?
- This is making a move.

1453
01:25:14,492 --> 01:25:17,911
(gasps)

1454
01:25:17,995 --> 01:25:20,705
Four years of classes together,
and you notice me now?

1455
01:25:20,790 --> 01:25:22,999
Stupid bitch!

1456
01:25:23,084 --> 01:25:25,377
- It's too late!
- (grunting)

1457
01:25:25,461 --> 01:25:27,045
Shh. Shh.

1458
01:25:27,130 --> 01:25:29,256
Oh, I know, I know.

1459
01:25:29,340 --> 01:25:31,216
It's okay.
Take your time.

1460
01:25:31,300 --> 01:25:33,635
Doesn't happen as fast
as it does in the movies, I know.

1461
01:25:33,719 --> 01:25:37,097
C... Charlie... (gasping)

1462
01:25:37,181 --> 01:25:39,015
Charlie...

1463
01:25:39,100 --> 01:25:41,685
(grunting)

1464
01:25:56,200 --> 01:25:58,326
(door opens)

1465
01:26:03,458 --> 01:26:04,791
Kirby?

1466
01:26:08,296 --> 01:26:11,673
You know, you learn a lot when
you watch movies over and over.

1467
01:26:11,757 --> 01:26:14,509
All the plots
are about trying to kill you.

1468
01:26:14,594 --> 01:26:16,261
Where's Jill?

1469
01:26:16,345 --> 01:26:18,555
Oh, you think
she's gonna get away?

1470
01:26:18,639 --> 01:26:20,015
You think anyone gets away?

1471
01:26:20,099 --> 01:26:22,100
(both grunt)

1472
01:26:22,185 --> 01:26:24,019
(grunts)

1473
01:26:24,103 --> 01:26:25,228
(gasps)

1474
01:26:30,318 --> 01:26:33,403
- Jill?
- Hello, Sidney.

1475
01:26:33,488 --> 01:26:34,571
Surprised?

1476
01:26:34,655 --> 01:26:36,781
Watch this.

1477
01:26:36,866 --> 01:26:43,371
This is the part, my dear cousin,
when the cameras turn off.

1478
01:26:43,456 --> 01:26:46,500
(grunts)

1479
01:26:46,584 --> 01:26:48,210
Charlie?

1480
01:26:48,294 --> 01:26:49,878
Already taken care of.

1481
01:26:49,962 --> 01:26:52,631
Man, I got great footage
of my Robbie kill.

1482
01:26:52,715 --> 01:26:54,925
Better than Jenny
and Marnie or Olivia even.

1483
01:26:55,009 --> 01:26:58,011
Good, we'll cut and upload it later
and make it all traceable to Trevor.

1484
01:26:58,095 --> 01:26:59,721
Speaking of which...

1485
01:27:02,642 --> 01:27:05,519
- Remind you of anything?
- Jill, please...

1486
01:27:05,603 --> 01:27:07,354
Shut up! Dick.

1487
01:27:07,438 --> 01:27:08,980
Everything I learned,
I learned from you.

1488
01:27:09,065 --> 01:27:11,608
You think you had a shitty boyfriend,
Sidney?

1489
01:27:11,692 --> 01:27:17,364
Here's one that fucks you, dumps you,
and doesn't even make you famous.

1490
01:27:17,448 --> 01:27:20,408
Agh! What the fuck, Jill?
I loved you!

1491
01:27:20,493 --> 01:27:22,869
Shut the fuck up already!

1492
01:27:22,954 --> 01:27:25,038
Agh! Aagh!

1493
01:27:25,122 --> 01:27:27,582
I'm sure those cops
would want you to have this, Jill.

1494
01:27:27,667 --> 01:27:29,042
For your protection.

1495
01:27:29,126 --> 01:27:30,752
No.

1496
01:27:30,836 --> 01:27:35,423
Baby, please...
baby, please...

1497
01:27:35,508 --> 01:27:37,801
Shouldn't have killed
all these people, Trev.

1498
01:27:37,885 --> 01:27:40,178
Gone and put it on video even.

1499
01:27:40,263 --> 01:27:42,347
But it means
a lot that you did it for me.

1500
01:27:42,431 --> 01:27:44,558
What the fuck
are you talking about?!

1501
01:27:44,642 --> 01:27:48,311
I am not the girl you cheat on.

1502
01:27:48,396 --> 01:27:52,732
Aagh! Aaaagh!

1503
01:27:52,817 --> 01:27:55,277
I've gone through everything.
We're definitely good on timeline.

1504
01:27:55,361 --> 01:27:58,029
Oh, yeah.
We're perfect.

1505
01:27:58,114 --> 01:28:00,532
No, no, no, please!

1506
01:28:00,616 --> 01:28:04,077
- (gasps)
- You should keep quiet.

1507
01:28:07,039 --> 01:28:09,165
Ready for act three?

1508
01:28:09,250 --> 01:28:11,710
Got it figured out yet, Sidney?

1509
01:28:11,794 --> 01:28:13,253
In keeping with our remake theme,

1510
01:28:13,337 --> 01:28:15,964
Trevor's this generation's
Billy Loomis,

1511
01:28:16,048 --> 01:28:19,301
and we're the innocent victims,
Sidney and Randy.

1512
01:28:19,385 --> 01:28:22,971
See, with you, the world
just heard about what happened.

1513
01:28:23,055 --> 01:28:26,016
- But with us, they're gonna see it.
- (screaming on video)

1514
01:28:26,100 --> 01:28:29,978
It's gonna be a worldwide sensation.
I mean, people gotta see this shit.

1515
01:28:30,062 --> 01:28:33,315
It's not like anyone reads anymore.

1516
01:28:33,399 --> 01:28:39,779
We're gonna know fame
like you never even dreamed of.

1517
01:28:39,864 --> 01:28:42,157
Last two teenagers standing.

1518
01:28:42,241 --> 01:28:44,868
This time Randy gets the girl.

1519
01:28:50,333 --> 01:28:53,209
You were amazing.
You're the perfect victim.

1520
01:28:53,294 --> 01:28:56,880
I was so believable today,
wasn't I?

1521
01:28:56,964 --> 01:29:01,468
I mean, I told so many lies
that I actually started to believe them.

1522
01:29:01,552 --> 01:29:03,762
I really think
that I was born for this.

1523
01:29:03,846 --> 01:29:05,555
How could you do this?

1524
01:29:05,640 --> 01:29:10,727
Do you know what it was like
growing up in this family?

1525
01:29:10,811 --> 01:29:13,146
Related to you?

1526
01:29:13,230 --> 01:29:16,066
I mean, all I ever heard
was Sidney this

1527
01:29:16,150 --> 01:29:19,402
and Sidney that
and Sidney, Sidney, Sidney.

1528
01:29:19,487 --> 01:29:22,947
You were always
just so fucking special!

1529
01:29:23,032 --> 01:29:24,783
Well,
now I'm the special one.

1530
01:29:24,867 --> 01:29:27,118
You'll slip.
They always do.

1531
01:29:27,203 --> 01:29:29,454
Hm. Come on, Charlie,
let's get on with this.

1532
01:29:32,583 --> 01:29:36,920
You have to be strong.
And hold still, okay?

1533
01:29:37,004 --> 01:29:40,382
Yeah. Yeah, old school,
like Billy and Stu.

1534
01:29:40,466 --> 01:29:42,592
Come on, baby, get it up!

1535
01:29:42,677 --> 01:29:46,221
Come on. Shoulder me!
Shoulder me! Shoulder me!

1536
01:29:46,305 --> 01:29:48,139
Get it up! (grunts)

1537
01:29:51,769 --> 01:29:55,105
The heart...
That's not the way we rehearsed it.

1538
01:29:55,189 --> 01:29:58,817
You said it, Charlie.
Billy and Stu, Trevor and you.

1539
01:29:58,901 --> 01:30:04,447
What the media really loves, baby,
is a sole survivor.

1540
01:30:04,532 --> 01:30:06,700
Just ask you-know-who.

1541
01:30:06,784 --> 01:30:11,496
Trevor was your partner.
But you, you were the idea man.

1542
01:30:11,580 --> 01:30:13,081
(gasps)

1543
01:30:20,965 --> 01:30:23,258
Even your friends.

1544
01:30:23,342 --> 01:30:26,010
My friends?

1545
01:30:26,095 --> 01:30:28,054
What world are you living in?

1546
01:30:28,139 --> 01:30:29,889
I don't need friends.

1547
01:30:29,974 --> 01:30:32,267
I need fans.

1548
01:30:32,351 --> 01:30:33,768
Don't you get it?!

1549
01:30:33,853 --> 01:30:37,480
This has never been
about killing you.

1550
01:30:37,565 --> 01:30:40,608
It's about...
becoming you.

1551
01:30:40,693 --> 01:30:43,403
I mean, for fuck's sake,
my own mother had to die...

1552
01:30:43,487 --> 01:30:47,365
no great loss there...
so I could stay true to the original.

1553
01:30:47,450 --> 01:30:49,367
That's sick, right?

1554
01:30:49,452 --> 01:30:52,746
Well, sick is the new sane.

1555
01:30:52,830 --> 01:30:54,497
You had your fifteen minutes.

1556
01:30:54,582 --> 01:30:56,332
Now I want mine!

1557
01:30:56,417 --> 01:30:59,919
I mean, what am I supposed to do?
Go to college?

1558
01:31:00,004 --> 01:31:02,505
Grad school? Work?

1559
01:31:02,590 --> 01:31:04,048
Look around.

1560
01:31:04,133 --> 01:31:06,342
We all live in public now,
we're all on the Internet.

1561
01:31:06,427 --> 01:31:09,679
How do you think people
become famous anymore?

1562
01:31:09,764 --> 01:31:13,641
You don't have to achieve anything.

1563
01:31:13,726 --> 01:31:16,895
You just gotta have
fucked-up shit happen to you.

1564
01:31:16,979 --> 01:31:19,939
So, you do have to die, Sid.

1565
01:31:20,024 --> 01:31:24,068
Those are the rules.
New movie, new franchise.

1566
01:31:24,153 --> 01:31:26,821
There's only room for one lead,
and let's face it,

1567
01:31:26,906 --> 01:31:29,908
your ingénue days,
they're over.

1568
01:31:29,992 --> 01:31:32,494
(gasps)

1569
01:31:36,248 --> 01:31:38,249
Don't tell me you didn't know
this day would come.

1570
01:32:34,473 --> 01:32:36,349
(ripping)

1571
01:32:36,433 --> 01:32:38,059
Aah!

1572
01:32:55,244 --> 01:32:57,287
(screams)

1573
01:32:57,371 --> 01:32:58,454
(gasps)

1574
01:32:58,539 --> 01:33:00,832
Oh, fuck!

1575
01:33:18,183 --> 01:33:20,977
(grunting)

1576
01:33:46,587 --> 01:33:47,712
(groans)

1577
01:33:56,889 --> 01:33:58,973
(sirens approaching)

1578
01:34:20,412 --> 01:34:23,790
Come on, let's move it!

1579
01:34:23,874 --> 01:34:26,292
(car doors closing)

1580
01:34:30,339 --> 01:34:31,839
He's gone.

1581
01:34:31,924 --> 01:34:34,842
Check the rooms,
both sides and upstairs.

1582
01:34:34,927 --> 01:34:36,010
Yes, ma'am.

1583
01:34:53,362 --> 01:34:55,571
Jill, can you give us
a description of the murderer?

1584
01:34:55,656 --> 01:34:57,740
(reporters shouting questions)

1585
01:35:09,586 --> 01:35:12,005
Jill!
How does it feel to be a hero?

1586
01:35:19,555 --> 01:35:23,307
It's okay.
You're gonna be okay.

1587
01:35:23,392 --> 01:35:27,770
Jill. You made it.
That's all that matters.

1588
01:35:27,855 --> 01:35:30,273
Trevor, Charlie,
they tried to kill me.

1589
01:35:30,357 --> 01:35:34,986
And I heard they killed my mom.
And... and Robbie and Kirby, too.

1590
01:35:35,070 --> 01:35:37,739
Shh. Just lay back.

1591
01:35:37,823 --> 01:35:40,616
Try to rest.

1592
01:35:40,701 --> 01:35:42,368
Is... is your wife...

1593
01:35:42,453 --> 01:35:44,245
(chuckles softly)

1594
01:35:44,329 --> 01:35:48,124
She's gonna be fine.
She's recovering.

1595
01:35:48,208 --> 01:35:52,336
If I ever write a book one day, I'd...
I'd want her to write it with me.

1596
01:35:52,421 --> 01:35:57,050
We'd be a good team
with our matching wounds and all.

1597
01:35:58,677 --> 01:36:02,555
We're survivors now.

1598
01:36:02,639 --> 01:36:05,349
(voice breaking)
I just wish Sidney was, too.

1599
01:36:05,434 --> 01:36:07,602
Jill...

1600
01:36:07,686 --> 01:36:09,729
they're not sure yet.

1601
01:36:09,813 --> 01:36:12,273
It's still touch and go.

1602
01:36:12,357 --> 01:36:13,983
But she's in ICU.

1603
01:36:14,068 --> 01:36:18,154
And they think Sidney
just might make it.

1604
01:36:18,238 --> 01:36:20,114
What?

1605
01:36:20,199 --> 01:36:22,450
But... but I saw Trevor kill her.

1606
01:36:22,534 --> 01:36:25,203
Look, we don't know yet.

1607
01:36:25,287 --> 01:36:27,038
But she's hanging on.

1608
01:36:30,292 --> 01:36:32,418
I... I... I wanna see her.

1609
01:36:32,503 --> 01:36:35,254
She's not awake yet.

1610
01:36:35,339 --> 01:36:37,882
And she may not
remember anything.

1611
01:36:37,966 --> 01:36:40,343
You'll to help her with that.

1612
01:36:40,427 --> 01:36:43,805
All in time.
Just get some rest now, okay?

1613
01:36:45,516 --> 01:36:47,058
(over PA) Your attention, please.

1614
01:36:47,142 --> 01:36:50,728
There will be a mandatory meeting
for all non-emergency personnel

1615
01:36:50,813 --> 01:36:53,898
in the basement conference room
in five minutes.

1616
01:37:08,914 --> 01:37:13,209
There will be a mandatory meeting
for all non-emergency personnel

1617
01:37:13,293 --> 01:37:16,379
in the basement conference room
in five minutes.

1618
01:37:32,688 --> 01:37:35,398
She gonna be okay?

1619
01:37:35,482 --> 01:37:38,151
Yeah.
She's a strong kid.

1620
01:37:38,235 --> 01:37:40,903
She's gonna have to be.

1621
01:37:40,988 --> 01:37:43,990
(chuckles)
She asked if you were okay.

1622
01:37:44,074 --> 01:37:48,828
She thinks you guys should write a book
together with your matching wounds.

1623
01:37:48,912 --> 01:37:50,788
Why,
she was stabbed in the shoulder?

1624
01:37:54,793 --> 01:37:56,836
How did she know I was, too?

1625
01:38:01,967 --> 01:38:03,759
Damn it!

1626
01:38:09,683 --> 01:38:11,726
You just won't die, will ya?

1627
01:38:11,810 --> 01:38:14,353
- (gasps)
- Who are you?

1628
01:38:14,438 --> 01:38:16,314
Michael fucking Myers?

1629
01:38:17,816 --> 01:38:19,817
Yeah, I don't think so.

1630
01:38:24,239 --> 01:38:26,657
Fucking die already! (grunts)

1631
01:38:28,994 --> 01:38:32,246
Aagh! Aah!

1632
01:38:32,331 --> 01:38:34,624
(both grunting)

1633
01:38:37,252 --> 01:38:38,628
(screams)

1634
01:38:49,681 --> 01:38:51,307
How are those stitches?

1635
01:38:51,391 --> 01:38:53,100
Aagh!

1636
01:38:54,603 --> 01:38:57,396
(Dewey) Sidney!

1637
01:39:01,360 --> 01:39:04,195
Hicks, get up to Sidney Prescott's room
and call for back-up!

1638
01:39:04,279 --> 01:39:05,780
Be right up, sir!

1639
01:39:13,121 --> 01:39:14,747
Sid!

1640
01:39:16,208 --> 01:39:17,875
- Sid...
- Dewey!

1641
01:39:17,960 --> 01:39:19,877
(grunting)

1642
01:39:36,061 --> 01:39:38,354
Is this how it's gonna be,
Sid?

1643
01:39:38,438 --> 01:39:40,523
The ending of the movie
was supposed to be at the house.

1644
01:39:40,607 --> 01:39:42,900
I mean, this is just silly.

1645
01:39:42,985 --> 01:39:46,070
Consider this an alternate ending.

1646
01:39:46,154 --> 01:39:48,489
You're never
gonna get out of this, Jill.

1647
01:39:48,573 --> 01:39:50,366
- Of course I will.
- Dewey!

1648
01:39:50,450 --> 01:39:53,327
(gasps) Sid?

1649
01:39:53,412 --> 01:39:56,872
Easy. Okay, okay.

1650
01:39:56,957 --> 01:39:58,291
What about the book?

1651
01:39:58,375 --> 01:40:00,668
Looks like
I'll just have to write it myself.

1652
01:40:00,752 --> 01:40:02,920
Yah!

1653
01:40:03,005 --> 01:40:04,422
- God damn it!
- Ohh!

1654
01:40:04,506 --> 01:40:08,801
Don't even think about shooting
or I'll blow Dewey's head off.

1655
01:40:08,885 --> 01:40:12,138
You think I won't do it?
Gimme your gun!

1656
01:40:12,222 --> 01:40:14,515
Do it.

1657
01:40:14,599 --> 01:40:16,475
You heard her.

1658
01:40:24,359 --> 01:40:27,194
You just had to be the hero, huh?

1659
01:40:27,279 --> 01:40:28,946
Gimme your gun.

1660
01:40:29,031 --> 01:40:30,740
(Gale whispers) Give it to her.

1661
01:40:30,824 --> 01:40:33,451
What are you, deaf?

1662
01:40:33,535 --> 01:40:36,162
Give me... your gun!

1663
01:40:43,128 --> 01:40:46,922
Now get up.

1664
01:40:47,007 --> 01:40:48,716
And keep your hands
over your head.

1665
01:40:48,800 --> 01:40:50,051
Don't do anything stu...

1666
01:40:50,135 --> 01:40:51,510
(grunts)

1667
01:40:51,595 --> 01:40:54,555
Don't fucking tell me what to do.

1668
01:40:54,639 --> 01:40:56,682
(softly) Oh, God.

1669
01:40:56,767 --> 01:40:58,309
Now get up, bitch.

1670
01:40:58,393 --> 01:41:00,895
Okay.

1671
01:41:00,979 --> 01:41:02,438
Get up!

1672
01:41:02,522 --> 01:41:05,316
- Now!
- Okay.

1673
01:41:05,400 --> 01:41:09,487
She's not gonna help you.
Come on.

1674
01:41:09,571 --> 01:41:12,406
(Dewey groans)
Neither is he.

1675
01:41:12,491 --> 01:41:15,576
- Dewey?
- (grunts)

1676
01:41:15,660 --> 01:41:18,829
Let's go.
Get your skinny ass out here.

1677
01:41:18,914 --> 01:41:21,999
Okay.

1678
01:41:22,084 --> 01:41:26,170
I'm gonna enjoy
blowing your head off.

1679
01:41:26,254 --> 01:41:30,257
Okay, but can I just...

1680
01:41:30,342 --> 01:41:32,510
have one final word?

1681
01:41:32,594 --> 01:41:36,722
What? "Please"?

1682
01:41:36,807 --> 01:41:40,267
No.

1683
01:41:40,352 --> 01:41:42,728
- Clear.
- "Clear"?

1684
01:41:42,813 --> 01:41:44,188
Clear.

1685
01:41:49,528 --> 01:41:51,821
You forgot
the first rule of remakes, Jill.

1686
01:41:51,905 --> 01:41:54,407
Don't fuck with the original.

1687
01:41:57,744 --> 01:42:00,413
Oh, my God, Dewey.

1688
01:42:00,497 --> 01:42:02,289
(groans) What hit me?

1689
01:42:02,374 --> 01:42:05,751
Don't ask. (groans)

1690
01:42:05,836 --> 01:42:07,503
You okay?

1691
01:42:10,674 --> 01:42:13,509
She was standing
right behind me.

1692
01:42:13,593 --> 01:42:16,971
They always are.

1693
01:42:19,349 --> 01:42:21,016
(gasps)

1694
01:42:28,984 --> 01:42:30,109
Oh, God.

1695
01:42:30,193 --> 01:42:32,987
Nice one.

1696
01:42:33,071 --> 01:42:36,282
Hicks? You're alive?

1697
01:42:38,368 --> 01:42:41,078
Wear the vest,
save your chest.

1698
01:42:43,457 --> 01:42:47,460
We got two officers down.
Several injuries.

1699
01:42:47,544 --> 01:42:50,921
- And a new suspect.
- Sheriff? Sheriff...

1700
01:42:51,006 --> 01:42:54,758
We need a doctor, goddamn it!

1701
01:42:54,843 --> 01:42:57,553
I don't know about you,
but I feel a whole lot better.

1702
01:42:57,637 --> 01:43:00,806
Where the hell is everybody?!

1703
01:43:00,891 --> 01:43:03,309
We're live at Woodsboro Community
Hospital,

1704
01:43:03,393 --> 01:43:07,188
awaiting a first public statement
from Jill Roberts, survivor.

1705
01:43:07,272 --> 01:43:11,734
...a survivor of what is now being
called the Woodsboro Massacre Re-boot.

1706
01:43:11,818 --> 01:43:15,196
Jill Roberts is her name,
a name the whole world will now know.

1707
01:43:15,280 --> 01:43:17,531
...who single-handedly put a stop

1708
01:43:17,616 --> 01:43:20,451
to this 21st-Century
Woodsboro killing spree.

1709
01:43:20,535 --> 01:43:22,495
Jill Roberts of Woodsboro,

1710
01:43:22,579 --> 01:43:25,664
a girl who's lifted
all our spirits tonight,

1711
01:43:25,749 --> 01:43:29,210
an American hero,
right out of the movies.

1712
01:43:33,006 --> 01:43:35,090
("Bad Karma" plays)

1713
01:43:43,934 --> 01:43:46,268
You better believe in karma

1714
01:43:46,353 --> 01:43:48,812
Baby, it's gonna sting

1715
01:43:48,897 --> 01:43:51,524
The wheel of life's gonna
do you in

1716
01:43:51,608 --> 01:43:54,485
So I don't really have to
do a thing

1717
01:43:54,569 --> 01:43:56,904
You made me drink the Kool-Aid

1718
01:43:56,988 --> 01:43:59,532
You tricked me into thinkin'
that Jill means Jack

1719
01:43:59,616 --> 01:44:02,201
You are the firstborn of the Devil

1720
01:44:02,285 --> 01:44:04,954
But even he ain't takin' you back,
back, yeah

1721
01:44:05,038 --> 01:44:06,121
Bad karma

1722
01:44:06,206 --> 01:44:07,998
Oh! Yeah!

1723
01:44:08,083 --> 01:44:10,125
Baby, that's what you got

1724
01:44:10,210 --> 01:44:11,335
Bad karma

1725
01:44:11,419 --> 01:44:13,003
Oh! Yeah!

1726
01:44:13,088 --> 01:44:15,923
Whether you believe it or not

1727
01:44:16,007 --> 01:44:18,342
The universe is gonna getcha

1728
01:44:18,426 --> 01:44:21,929
You'll be scratchin'
the seven-year itch

1729
01:44:22,013 --> 01:44:25,808
You know what I think?

1730
01:44:25,892 --> 01:44:27,601
Bad karma's a bitch

1731
01:44:27,686 --> 01:44:30,062
Ba da da da da-da da-da

1732
01:44:30,146 --> 01:44:32,731
Ba-da da da da da

1733
01:44:32,816 --> 01:44:35,442
Ba da da da da-da da-da

1734
01:44:35,527 --> 01:44:38,237
Ba-da da da da da

1735
01:44:38,321 --> 01:44:41,031
Ba da da da da-da da-da

1736
01:44:41,116 --> 01:44:43,742
Ba-da da da da da

1737
01:44:43,827 --> 01:44:46,287
Ba da da da da-da da-da

1738
01:44:46,371 --> 01:44:48,497
Ba-da da da da da

1739
01:44:48,582 --> 01:44:51,000
You better believe in karma

1740
01:44:51,084 --> 01:44:53,544
Just look at the sorry shape
you're in

1741
01:44:53,628 --> 01:44:56,171
There's a doll with your name
and your gloomy face

1742
01:44:56,256 --> 01:44:59,216
At the department of doing a rush
on your case

1743
01:44:59,301 --> 01:45:01,552
You better believe in voodoo,
babe

1744
01:45:01,636 --> 01:45:04,221
I got a long list of your sins

1745
01:45:04,306 --> 01:45:06,932
There's a word you might have heard
called payback

1746
01:45:07,017 --> 01:45:09,101
And I'm runnin' out of pins

1747
01:45:09,185 --> 01:45:10,853
Bad karma

1748
01:45:10,937 --> 01:45:12,563
Oh! Yeah!

1749
01:45:12,647 --> 01:45:14,565
Baby, that's what you got

1750
01:45:14,649 --> 01:45:16,066
Bad karma

1751
01:45:16,151 --> 01:45:17,943
Oh! Yeah!

1752
01:45:18,028 --> 01:45:20,654
Whether you believe it or not

1753
01:45:20,739 --> 01:45:23,157
The universe is gonna getcha

1754
01:45:23,241 --> 01:45:27,202
You'll be scratchin'
the seven-year itch

1755
01:45:27,287 --> 01:45:30,331
You know what I think?

1756
01:45:30,415 --> 01:45:32,124
Yeah,
bad karma's a bitch

1757
01:45:32,208 --> 01:45:34,793
Ba da da da da-da da-da

1758
01:45:34,878 --> 01:45:37,588
Ba-da da da da da
Bad karma's a bitch

1759
01:45:37,672 --> 01:45:40,215
Ba da da da da-da da-da

1760
01:45:40,300 --> 01:45:45,054
Ba-da da da da da

1761
01:45:45,138 --> 01:45:48,265
("On Fire and Out of Control" plays)

1762
01:45:59,653 --> 01:46:04,448
I don't have no sympathy,
girl

1763
01:46:04,532 --> 01:46:09,370
That's the last you're giving,
I'm sure

1764
01:46:09,454 --> 01:46:11,705
All the time I'm trying to

1765
01:46:11,790 --> 01:46:14,208
Be the man you want me to

1766
01:46:14,292 --> 01:46:17,878
But all I ever get from you
is silence

1767
01:46:17,962 --> 01:46:19,046
Silence

1768
01:46:19,130 --> 01:46:20,214
I'm on fire

1769
01:46:20,298 --> 01:46:21,507
Out of control

1770
01:46:21,591 --> 01:46:22,800
I'm on fire

1771
01:46:22,884 --> 01:46:24,009
Out of control

1772
01:46:24,094 --> 01:46:25,719
I'm on fire

1773
01:46:25,804 --> 01:46:30,099
And out of contro-o-l

1774
01:46:30,183 --> 01:46:34,937
Stop me now

1775
01:46:35,021 --> 01:46:39,858
Somebody stop me now

1776
01:46:39,943 --> 01:46:42,152
S-s-stop me now

1777
01:46:42,237 --> 01:46:44,238
Don't stop me now

1778
01:46:44,322 --> 01:46:47,991
D-d-d-d-don't stop...
don't stop... aah

1779
01:46:48,076 --> 01:46:49,284
I'm on fire

1780
01:46:49,369 --> 01:46:50,494
Out of control

1781
01:46:50,578 --> 01:46:51,787
Well, I'm on fire

1782
01:46:51,871 --> 01:46:52,996
Out of control

1783
01:46:53,081 --> 01:46:54,707
Baby, I'm on fire

1784
01:46:54,791 --> 01:47:00,713
And out of contro-o-o-l

1785
01:47:03,091 --> 01:47:06,677
("Run For Your Life" plays)

1786
01:47:06,761 --> 01:47:08,804
And morning comes
with a meltdown

1787
01:47:08,888 --> 01:47:10,597
This town
is needing a shakedown

1788
01:47:10,682 --> 01:47:12,808
We've been burning bridges
for hours

1789
01:47:12,892 --> 01:47:14,685
Guided by higher powers

1790
01:47:14,769 --> 01:47:16,687
And rising up from the edges

1791
01:47:16,771 --> 01:47:18,439
This land is covered with faces

1792
01:47:18,523 --> 01:47:20,691
We've been praying
for someone to lead us

1793
01:47:20,775 --> 01:47:22,776
The end of those who deceive us

1794
01:47:22,861 --> 01:47:26,530
Ooh-ooh

1795
01:47:26,614 --> 01:47:28,157
If I was you

1796
01:47:28,241 --> 01:47:30,659
I would run for your life

1797
01:47:30,744 --> 01:47:34,413
Ooh-ooh

1798
01:47:34,497 --> 01:47:36,081
If I was you

1799
01:47:36,166 --> 01:47:38,500
I would run for your life

1800
01:47:38,585 --> 01:47:40,335
Her face is in every paper

1801
01:47:40,420 --> 01:47:42,421
And may we never forget her

1802
01:47:42,505 --> 01:47:44,423
A nation cries together

1803
01:47:44,507 --> 01:47:46,383
Hoping to remember

1804
01:47:46,468 --> 01:47:48,343
Look back at roads
we have taken

1805
01:47:48,428 --> 01:47:50,554
As sleeping giants awaken

1806
01:47:50,638 --> 01:47:52,181
Wasting days till tomorrow

1807
01:47:52,265 --> 01:47:54,266
We'll beg, steal and borrow

1808
01:47:54,350 --> 01:47:57,978
Ooh-ooh

1809
01:47:58,062 --> 01:47:59,605
If I was you

1810
01:47:59,689 --> 01:48:02,065
I would run for your life

1811
01:48:02,150 --> 01:48:05,819
Ooh-ooh

1812
01:48:05,904 --> 01:48:07,362
If I was you

1813
01:48:07,447 --> 01:48:09,782
I would run for your life

1814
01:48:25,215 --> 01:48:27,049
It's not time to stand in line

1815
01:48:27,133 --> 01:48:29,051
If you want to change this

1816
01:48:29,135 --> 01:48:31,220
They'll make the world
you measure by

1817
01:48:31,304 --> 01:48:33,013
If you let them take you

1818
01:48:33,097 --> 01:48:34,973
And hand you
to the darker side

1819
01:48:35,058 --> 01:48:36,767
So everything's about you

1820
01:48:36,851 --> 01:48:38,936
It's not time to stand in line

1821
01:48:39,020 --> 01:48:40,521
Someone has to change this

1822
01:48:40,605 --> 01:48:44,608
Ooh-ooh

1823
01:48:44,692 --> 01:48:46,193
If I was you

1824
01:48:46,277 --> 01:48:48,654
I would run for your life

1825
01:48:48,738 --> 01:48:52,574
Ooh-ooh

1826
01:48:52,659 --> 01:48:54,326
If I was you

1827
01:48:54,410 --> 01:48:56,745
I would run for your life

1828
01:48:56,830 --> 01:48:58,914
("Say Hi" plays)

1829
01:49:03,920 --> 01:49:05,963
Well, the devil got my number

1830
01:49:06,047 --> 01:49:07,840
And the devil got my size

1831
01:49:07,924 --> 01:49:09,842
And the devil got my head

1832
01:49:09,926 --> 01:49:11,760
And the devil got my eyes

1833
01:49:11,845 --> 01:49:13,637
I'm tryin' hard to get up

1834
01:49:13,721 --> 01:49:15,472
Lest he make it to my heart

1835
01:49:15,557 --> 01:49:17,474
'Cause I wanna make it back

1836
01:49:17,559 --> 01:49:19,852
From the dark, dark, dark

1837
01:49:19,936 --> 01:49:23,188
Aha-ha, yeah,
and aha-ha, yeah

1838
01:49:23,273 --> 01:49:27,401
Well, aha-ha, yeah,
and aha-ha, yeah

1839
01:49:27,485 --> 01:49:31,280
Aha-ha, yeah,
and aha-ha, yeah

1840
01:49:31,364 --> 01:49:35,033
Aha-ha, yeah,
and aha

1841
01:49:35,118 --> 01:49:36,702
It used to be

1842
01:49:36,786 --> 01:49:38,745
It was just my house

1843
01:49:38,830 --> 01:49:40,622
And it used to be

1844
01:49:40,707 --> 01:49:42,624
It was just my tongue

1845
01:49:42,709 --> 01:49:44,543
But the devil's caught on

1846
01:49:44,627 --> 01:49:46,670
Like the teeth of a shark

1847
01:49:46,754 --> 01:49:48,505
And I wanna make it make it back

1848
01:49:48,590 --> 01:49:50,340
From the dark, dark, dark

1849
01:49:50,425 --> 01:49:52,342
Oh, woe is me indeed

1850
01:49:52,427 --> 01:49:54,386
And a woe is me indeed

1851
01:49:54,470 --> 01:49:56,221
Oh, woe is me indeed

1852
01:49:56,306 --> 01:49:58,098
And woe is me indeed

1853
01:49:58,182 --> 01:50:00,017
Oh, woe is me indeed

1854
01:50:00,101 --> 01:50:02,227
And a woe is me indeed

1855
01:50:02,312 --> 01:50:05,814
Oh, woe is me indeed
and woe

1856
01:50:05,899 --> 01:50:07,649
See, the devil got my address

1857
01:50:07,734 --> 01:50:09,776
See, the devil got my car

1858
01:50:09,861 --> 01:50:11,737
And the devil ain't no novice

1859
01:50:11,821 --> 01:50:13,739
And the devil ain't no liar

1860
01:50:13,823 --> 01:50:15,490
I’m tryin' hard to get up

1861
01:50:15,575 --> 01:50:17,492
But he made it to my heart

1862
01:50:17,577 --> 01:50:19,328
So I cannot make it back

1863
01:50:19,412 --> 01:50:21,079
From the dark, dark

1864
01:50:21,164 --> 01:50:22,372
Dark