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I can't believe you got
everyone to show us this early.
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Well, today is our last day
we'll all be together.
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I need to savor every
moment we have left.
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I brought comfort food,
scrapbooks and tissues.
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Good Lord. Well,
today should be perfect.
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And any perfect day
involves crying uncontrollably.
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LESLIE: Which
brings us to 2005.
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The Circle Park
renovation was complete,
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and a young man named
Thomas Haverford
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was still two years away
from getting hired.
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Perhaps we could skip ahead,
and just hit the highlights?
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I mean, I planned a
comprehensive retrospective,
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but I guess I can just focus on
the really important moments.
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Ah! The debate about getting
a pod-based coffee machine.
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Garry and I wrote a little
musical number about that.
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And it goes a little
something like this.
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Why can't we just
quickly shake hands,
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pretend we liked each other,
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and get out of here?
I'm all for that.
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LESLIE: No, April, Ron,
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we need to celebrate everything
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that we've done
together as a group.
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This is our last day here.
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Who knows when we'll all
be together like this again?
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Excuse me. Hi.
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There's a swing in
a park near my house
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that's been broken
for about three months.
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Is it possible
to get that fixed?
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"Anything is possible, if you
follow your dreams" -Johnny Karate.
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Except getting a swing fixed. None
of us actually work here anymore.
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Come back in two hours
when the office is open.
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Thank you.
LESLIE: Wait.
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Actually, sir, we can help.
We can, and we will.
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Because when
we used to work here,
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helping people was our job.
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Forget about these old
stories. Let's make a new one.
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Let's fix the swing.
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One last ride for the Parks
and Rec gang. Who's in?
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ALL: Yeah!
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[SINGING] The vote was four to
three Donna said to get rid of me
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But Ron was suspicious
Because my coffee was delicious
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Come on, Garry. You're the
mayor now. Have some dignity.
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Okay. So,
first things first.
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Ben, I need you to cancel that 11
:00 a.m. flight to Washington, D.C.
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'cause we have
too much work here.
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Yup. I figured something
like this would happen
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so I booked us
a backup flight at 6:00.
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I love you. You're perfect. You get
me. I'm so glad I'm married to you.
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I cannot wait to fix that swing
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so we can get your
little butt right in to it.
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I know it's weird.
Whatever. It motivates me.
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Okay. So, what is
our first step
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What do we do on our quest
to help this man?
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Does anyone remember?
Yes.
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A Parks and Recreation
equipment requisition form.
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Correct! Five points
for Hufflepuff.
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Well, everything
is paperless now.
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And none of us has a login.
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So we can't access
the computers.
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DONNA: Hang on.
I have one right here.
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Thanks to Leslie's scrapbook,
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"Thanks Form the Memories".
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[SIGHS] I knew those scrapbooks
were going to come in handy.
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You came through
like you always do.
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God, I'm going to miss you.
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Your confidence,
your joie de vivre.
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That crazy story about you
getting kicked out of En Vogue.
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Technically, I kicked them out.
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When do you leave for Seattle?
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Soon as I get my local
real estate license.
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I'm married to a teacher,
and I love the man,
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but I also love diamond watches.
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Well, whatever happens,
I know that you are
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going to live an
exciting and full life.
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Thirty-four hundred square feet,
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a beautiful view of Puget Sound,
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and if you look out this window,
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you can watch them build
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the new Space Haystack
around the Space Needle.
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Wow. I can hardly see
the needle anymore.
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I know, that's kind of
the point.
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So, what are we thinking?
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Wow.
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It sold in two hours?
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You cannot beat the
Seattle real estate market.
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I think it's all that coffee
and legal marijuana,
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has people wanting to buy
houses quickly and irrationally.
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Mmm.
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But the giant commission
check has me thinking about...
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Mmm-hmm?
Donna-Joe Adventure Quest.
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Ooh! Where are we going?
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Well, it can't beat last year.
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I mean, Middle Korea
is so beautiful.
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Here's my idea. The Amazon. Oh!
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Three weeks of the best and most
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expensive places South
America has to offer.
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I love it.
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Honestly, with the way work is
going, I just need this right now.
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The school cut the
math club. And math.
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They just don't teach
math anymore. Oh.
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My poor little
do-""""""""""""gooder"""""""""""" teacher baby.
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Why don't we cuddle up
on the couch, watch a movie,
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and then maybe later, I'll
wear that little red thing?
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Yes, the red thing.
Here, let me get this.
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[BEEPS]
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Call Satan's Niece.
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Hey, what do you want?
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And this is me DJing a
boat party in Venezuela.
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Kind of reminded me of the
two weeks you and I spent there.
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Oh, yeah. That happened.
Yeah, it did.
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April! What are you
doing here?
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Babe, have a seat.
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What's going on?
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Recently, I was thinking,
for the millionth time,
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how lucky I am
to have found you.
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So, I've decided
to treat yo' self.
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You're going to buy me a
bunch of leather handbags?
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Donna is going to
take some of the money
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you usually use on your trips
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and establish
an education program
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through the foundation
I work for.
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DONNA: It's called
Teach Yo' Self.
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And you and the other teachers
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will get money for
after-school programs.
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For music, art, math,
whatever you want.
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Baby, this is really generous.
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But I love our trips.
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And honestly, it's your money.
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You should spend it
how you want.
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This is what I want. I've
had a lot of adventures.
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I single-handedly started that
doorknockers earring trend.
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I came in ninth in
Italy's Got Talent. Yeah.
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I served on a NASCAR
pit crew. [LAUGHS]
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I want a new kind of adventure,
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and I want to take it with you.
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Okay, I feel like it's time
for me to get out of here.
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[SIGHS]
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What is this mess? Why
are you all in my office?
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I am calm.
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I am grateful. I am Craig.
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We are on one last mission
to help the people of Pawnee.
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Craig, can you sign the requisition
form? It will speed things up.
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You know, Craig,
when I first met you,
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I thought, "There is a
man who loves his job."
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And then I thought,
"Oh, wow, he's intense."
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And then I thought,
"Oh, no, he's insane."
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"That person is psychotic,
and I need to call the police."
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Yeah, that's usually
the way it goes.
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But I just think
you've come so far.
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And I'm so glad
that we are leaving
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the Parks Department
in your hands.
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[SINGING]
Funny though it's true
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Those silly things you do
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They only bring me
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Closer to you
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS]
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My name is Craig Middlebrooks,
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I'm the part-time sommelier
here at Tom's Bistro,
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and I'm a very good singer!
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Nice crooning, buddy.
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The gentleman
over by the bar there
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sent you over
this glass of wine,
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and his business card.
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Okay. So,
as you all know...
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Okay, fine.
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We are gathered here today
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to join Craig Middlebrooks
and Typhoon Montalban
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in holy matrimony.
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I don't know about this.
I'm very scared.
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Oh, just relax,
you nervous nelly.
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You're right.
We love each other,
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and the tax break
is substantial.
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Will the best man
please present the rings?
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Good luck, you two.
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Typhoon, my love,
happy anniversary.
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Do you have any regrets?
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Not one. Not a single one.
Do you have any regrets?
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Are you kidding?
Thousands!
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Most recently, this
trout! [LAUGHS]
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Okay! April and Andy,
I need to file this.
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Would anyone like to
accompany me to the fourth floor?
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One last journey to the
weirdest place on earth? Yes.
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Shotgun! We're just
taking the elevator.
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I get to push buttons.
I called it.
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Okay.
He called it.
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Yeah, I know. I heard.
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Ethel Beavers.
We need this filed, please.
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We've gone digital. Get
with the times, you Luddite.
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Man. Of all the places
in Pawnee,
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I'm going to miss
the fourth floor the most.
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The disturbing murals, the
ominous lighting, the creepy people.
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Hi, April. I'm going to
miss the food in Pawnee.
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Taco Bell, KFC, Pizza Hut.
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But most of all, I'm
going to miss you, Leslie.
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Oh, Andy, all of those things,
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including me, will still be
with you in Washington.
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That is a beautiful sentiment.
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I just want to say
that we are about
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to embark on
an amazing adventure.
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And whatever happens,
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just know that Ben and I
are always there for you.
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ALL: Mmm.
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Agent Macklin, I need you.
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Some thieves are trying to steal
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the legendary
Snakehole Sapphire.
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What the... No!
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That sapphire has the power to
activate the Cuban Missile Crisis.
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Miss Snakehole,
listen to me very carefully.
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You are in grave danger.
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In order to survive,
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you must do
everything I tell you.
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Damn it, Macklin,
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I love it when you take charge.
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I must have you.
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I know it's against protocol
but make love to me, you fool!
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You animal!
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Wait, seriously? 'Cause I
will do that right now.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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[GROANS]
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Okay. Raincheck that,
all right?
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They're here.
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ALL: Trick or treat!
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Oh, look at them! Here
you go, you little monsters!
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[LAUGHS]
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I love this.
You guys are the best.
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My love, we have to go.
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Just put all the candy
in a bowl or something.
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What's wrong? Did you
eat all the candy? No!
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Did you?
Yes,
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but that's not what's wrong.
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It's just... Seeing all
those kids out there...
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Babe.
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I want to put
a babe in you, babe.
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Andy, you know
where I stand on this.
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Yes, I would love
all the awesome stuff
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my body would go through.
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I mean, if all it meant
was puking
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and getting weird stretch marks
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and veins everywhere,
then sign me up.
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But at the end, we've
brought a child into the world?
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That's disgusting.
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No. They wipe all of the
disgusting stuff off of it immediately.
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I want a little April.
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Or even a little boy April.
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I know, I just can't
wrap my head around it.
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We're going to be
late for dinner.
247
00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:34,217
Okay.
Let's go.
248
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:36,928
APRIL: Hey!
BEN: Come on in.
249
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:39,639
LESLIE: Hey! Always nice
to see Janet Snakehole
250
00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,558
and Burt Macklin in the mix.
251
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,743
What are you guys dressed as?
252
00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:46,187
Oh, I'm Sandra
Dee O'Connor. Get it?
253
00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:48,815
Sandra Dee plus
Sandra Day O'Connor?
254
00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:50,150
Who's Sandra Dee?
255
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,273
Who's Sandra Day O'Connor?
256
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,443
Forget it.
257
00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:55,196
And I am the Lamplighter,
258
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,699
a character from
my new board game sequel,
259
00:10:57,782 --> 00:11:00,535
Cones of Dunshire,
Winds of Tremorrah.
260
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:04,998
Gameplay Magazine called it
"punishingly intricate."
261
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:09,502
Wow, Ben, that is so cool. That
is such a cool thing to dress up as.
262
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,589
You know, April, I know
you think Cones is lame
263
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,632
but if you played just once,
264
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:17,635
I promise you that you would
love it. All right, let's play.
265
00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:18,761
Really?
No.
266
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,138
Hey, where are the kids at?
267
00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,074
I want to say hi and wrestle
all three of them at once.
268
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,559
Oh, they're trick-or-treating in
Georgetown with some friends.
269
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:27,770
It's just us grown-ups
tonight. No kids at all.
270
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:36,696
Hey, Andy, why don't you
give me a hand in the kitchen?
271
00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,283
So? What do you
need a hand with?
272
00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:43,119
Oh, no, I just thought
you might want to talk.
273
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,580
Whoa!
274
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:48,583
Dude, that's really slick.
[LAUGHS]
275
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:51,169
Man, that's some secret
agent stuff right there.
276
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,296
So, April's still on
the fence about kids, huh?
277
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,798
Yeah, and I'm freaking out, man.
278
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,383
I want kids so bad.
279
00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,427
You know, yesterday,
I was at the park,
280
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:00,905
and I saw this group
of eight-year-olds
281
00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:03,389
laughing and playing
and having a good time.
282
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,225
I almost started crying.
283
00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:07,036
Granted, I had just
face-planted on my rollerblades.
284
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,519
That's what they
were laughing at.
285
00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:09,687
Sure.
286
00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,481
It was emotional.
287
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:15,401
You know April. She has
to come to it in her own time.
288
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,111
She'll get there.
289
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:18,780
What if she doesn't?
290
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,991
Take one of our kids.
We don't need all three.
291
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,785
Oh, my God, Ben.
Thank you.
292
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,162
Oh, no, no, I was kidding.
293
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:27,872
Yeah.
294
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,708
APRIL: All right, go ahead.
What?
295
00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:31,852
You're going to
lecture me about how
296
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,127
Andy and I should have kids.
297
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,606
You're going to be like, "They're
so great. They change your life."
298
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,757
"And yes, they drive you nuts,
but it's all worth it
299
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,926
"for the beauty and
the majesty and the glory
300
00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:42,488
"of their little faces in the
morning." Blah, blah, blah and barf.
301
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:43,763
You know why it's so unfair?
302
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,223
Because you guys got so lucky.
303
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,600
You had sex one time
and you had three kids
304
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:50,561
and they're all, like, smart
and great and healthy.
305
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,939
You think that's the only
time we had sex? Yes.
306
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,553
And now, your lives are perfect.
307
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,484
But our life is
pretty perfect already.
308
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,861
And you know what? Kids
act the opposite of their parents.
309
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,172
That's why your
kids are so cool.
310
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,465
But Andy and I are cool already,
311
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,574
so our kids will be, like,
really lame and weird.
312
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,910
I'm sorry. I just don't
know what to do.
313
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,870
Please tell me what to do.
What do I do?
314
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:10,957
It's not about trying to
make your life perfect.
315
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,668
Nobody's lives are perfect.
316
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:17,964
You have kids because
you and Andy are a team,
317
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,887
and you want to bring in
some new team members.
318
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,093
So, you think we should?
319
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:25,054
I don't know if you should
have kids. I really don't.
320
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,265
But I do like your team.
321
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:31,352
All right, Ms. Ludgate.
We're getting close.
322
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,189
Babe, you look more beautiful
right now than I have ever seen you.
323
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,025
Wow.
324
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,736
Just your luck that you're
going into labor on Halloween.
325
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,280
Can I get a warm towel
to get that makeup off?
326
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,032
No! I want it on.
327
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:47,160
That's the whole point. I put the
makeup on after I went into labor.
328
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:50,663
Whatever blows your skirt up.
Okay. You ready to push?
329
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,915
Wait, no, babe,
my birth mix. Oh.
330
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,418
WOMAN: [SINGING]
He did the mash...
331
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:58,022
DR. SAPERSTEIN: Here comes
a contraction. Are you ready?
332
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,380
Okay, I'm ready.
Let's do this.
333
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,424
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
334
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:05,094
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
335
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,263
He did the monster mash
336
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,391
From the laboratory
in the castle east...
337
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:12,477
ANDY: Burt Macklin Junior?
338
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,896
APRIL: Mmm, we need
a Halloween angle.
339
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:19,567
How about Demon Spawn
Baby Satan Dwyer?
340
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:22,904
Oh, I like that.
Yeah. Or maybe,
341
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:26,324
Burt Snakehole Ludgate
342
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:30,119
Karate Dracula Macklin
Demon Jack-o'-Lantern Dwyer.
343
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,371
We call him Jack for short.
344
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:33,206
What a beautiful baby.
345
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:34,624
His name is Jack.
346
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,501
Strong name.
347
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,754
Listen, when you get a chance, will
you sign these documents for me?
348
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,047
I'll be back.
349
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,258
Oh, hey... Hold on
a second. Dr. S.
350
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,718
Yes?
Hey.
351
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:52,475
It says on here that the baby
was born November 1st, 12:06 a.m.
352
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:57,438
I was wondering if you could
change that to 11:59 on Halloween.
353
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,107
No can do.
354
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,776
You know, I'm a doctor. I have
certain ethical responsibilities.
355
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:05,363
Yeah, I get it, it's just that
Halloween is very important to my wife,
356
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:08,533
so could you please just mark down
that the baby was born on Halloween?
357
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,284
I'll give you a good
review on Yelp.
358
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:11,744
I can't.
359
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,748
Doctor, listen to me
very carefully.
360
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:19,419
I don't know who you are
or what you want,
361
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:22,755
but I have a particular
set of skills.
362
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:25,716
Skills that I have acquired
over a very long career.
363
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:30,471
Skills that make me a
nightmare for people like you.
364
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,766
Is that the monolog from Taken?
365
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,147
My son was born on Halloween.
Do you understand?
366
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,270
Yes, I do.
367
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,331
That's awesome. Thank
you. Yeah, congratulations.
368
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:40,648
Yeah.
369
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:45,736
Hey. Hi. Oh, I want to scream, but I
don't want to wake up my godchild.
370
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,965
I'm assuming it's my godchild,
right? We can talk about it later.
371
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:50,700
Congrats, guys. I know it
came unexpectedly early,
372
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,452
but pretty cool
he was born in Pawnee.
373
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:55,246
Where do I put these? I have
so many presents, it's weird.
374
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,330
Yes!
375
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:57,874
Oh, for the baby?
376
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,334
Just put them over there.
377
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,421
What's his name?
Jack.
378
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,589
[SIGHS]
379
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:05,923
That's good.
380
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,176
Welcome to the team, little guy.
381
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,642
Take this down to maintenance.
382
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,078
I know just where
to take it, Ethel.
383
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:20,146
And I know just the person
who should accompany me.
384
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,732
I'm a little busy right
now. Not you, Kyle.
385
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,568
How many times did
you and I deliver
386
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,820
a form to maintenance,
just like this?
387
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,031
Oh, so many great conversations,
388
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,366
bonding and mentoring moments.
389
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:36,078
It seems only right that we
make this journey one final time.
390
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,165
What was that, boo-boo?
Nothing.
391
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:40,791
Ohhh!
392
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:45,129
Tommy T and Sexy
Lexy Knope. [LAUGHS]
393
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,756
What are you two
bad Larrys up to?
394
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,466
Well, this is our
last day in Pawnee
395
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,593
and we have one
last problem to fix.
396
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,262
Hold up. You're leaving?
For truth?
397
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,932
I am going to miss you so much.
398
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,600
What's going on?
You're not injured?
399
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,185
Uh, yeah, I'm injured.
400
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:03,231
I got a terminal case of "get me
to the front of the line at Six Flags!"
401
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,066
BOTH: Sha-boosh!
[BLOWS]
402
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,568
It's a winter wonderland!
[LAUGHS]
403
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,655
I'm gonna be so sad
to see you go.
404
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:13,491
Because I finagled my way
onto your family phone plan.
405
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,826
And when you leave,
that all goes away from me.
406
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:19,205
Jean-Ralphio... Hush,
child. Hush, hush, hush, hush.
407
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,792
Will you do me
one final kindness?
408
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:26,379
Will you pretend to be my
wife for an insurance scam,
409
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:29,382
but then we fall
in love for real?
410
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,105
Also, can I have a pair
of your gym socks?
411
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,819
And don't worry.
It's not for anything weird.
412
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,203
It's just a fetish I have.
[LAUGHS]
413
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:35,846
Jean-Ralphio.
Yeah.
414
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:39,267
Although I truly hope that
I never see you again,
415
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:42,395
I do wish you
a long and happy life.
416
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:48,317
RABBI KURT: Today we say
goodbye to Jean-Ralphio Saperstein.
417
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,987
As per his last will
and testament,
418
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,489
we will now listen
to his favorite song,
419
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:57,577
Bend Over,
by Lil Jon featuring Tyga.
420
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,941
MAN: [SINGING] Bend over
make your knees touch your elbows
421
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,709
Bend over make your knees
touch your elbows
422
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,089
Whoo! Okay, okay, they
bought it. They bought it.
423
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,358
Do you have the insurance money?
424
00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:12,967
No doubt, no doubt.
Let's hit it, bro.
425
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,136
Time to start a casino in...
426
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:18,889
Uh, Tajikistan
427
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,558
Down in the ground
428
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,602
Talking about Tajikistan!
429
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:23,811
Shh, shh, shh.
430
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,813
This is the best idea
you've ever had.
431
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:29,317
No, no, no. This is God's
idea. I'm just the vessel.
432
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,652
When you sneak out of here,
do not be suspicious.
433
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:33,613
Don't be suspicious.
Don't be suspicious.
434
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,591
Don't, don't be suspicious
Don't, don't be suspicious
435
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,259
Don't, don't be suspicious
Don't, don't be suspicious
436
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,927
Don't, don't be suspicious
Don't, don't be suspicious
437
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:42,121
Don't be suspicious
Don't be suspicious
438
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,915
Don't be suspicious
Don't be suspicious
439
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:48,002
Don't be suspicious
Don't be suspicious
440
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,421
Don't be suspicious
Don't be suspicious
441
00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:51,714
Jean-Ralphio?
442
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,550
Go! Go, go, go, go! Tajikistan
or die! Tajikistan or die!
443
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,094
Tajikistan or die!
Tajikistan or die!
444
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:01,557
So... Tom and I have
a swing to fix. Let's go.
445
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,646
Leslie? I've always
loved you.
446
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:08,814
I know.
447
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:14,987
JAMM: There's my bestie.
448
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,113
Hey, Jamm.
449
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:19,200
I'm glad I'm catching you
before you jet.
450
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,786
Got a little parting
gift for you.
451
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,121
Horrifying.
452
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,916
Yeah, Yoko had
a real killer bod,
453
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,501
just like you.
454
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,086
I'm gonna miss you, Les.
455
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,713
You know, in a way,
I'm gonna miss you, too, Jamm.
456
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:36,467
Good luck with whatever
you decide to do.
457
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,178
[SHOUTING INDISCERNIBLY]
458
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:44,975
Hey!
[ALL APPLAUDING]
459
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:48,979
Arigato. Arigato.
Arigato, Daytona Beach.
460
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:54,527
Hey, be good.
461
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:56,570
Okay.
462
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:04,870
[CLEARS THROAT]
463
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:10,042
Oh, man, I forgot that
maintenance was closed on Fridays.
464
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:13,421
What would our last ride be
without one more bureaucratic snafu?
465
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:16,507
Don't worry, boo-boo. Tommy
will solve this problem, no sweat.
466
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:19,385
Can I just say, Tom, you
have accomplished so much,
467
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:22,263
you have come so far,
now you're so successful...
468
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,386
Don't forget well-dressed.
469
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:24,932
Yes, and well-dressed.
470
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,851
I am so very proud of you.
471
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,020
Thanks, Leslie.
I'm proud of me, too.
472
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,064
Nice crooning, buddy.
473
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,900
Uh, the gentleman
by the bar there
474
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,986
sent you over
this glass of wine,
475
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,321
and his business card.
476
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,617
Okay. So, as you all know,
477
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,369
Tom's Bistro has been presented
478
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,079
with a huge
expansion opportunity,
479
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,390
and I don't want to
make a decision until
480
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,166
I hear from my senior
advisory board.
481
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:53,002
So, is this a good idea?
Accounting Nerd.
482
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,545
I'm a congressman, Tom.
483
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,046
Can you at least call me Ben?
484
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:59,383
No can do, Accounting Nerd. We all
knew you before you were a big shot.
485
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:00,867
Let's keep the whining
to a minimum.
486
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,179
Well, there are always
going to be risks
487
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,680
when you open new restaurants.
488
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:05,973
But you've done your homework.
489
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,516
All the numbers line up.
490
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,310
Side-note,
491
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:13,898
I would again strongly recommend
adding calzones to the menu.
492
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:17,318
Hey, all my data suggests that the
country's definitely trending calzone.
493
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,445
The worst. Ron?
494
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:22,198
It's a bold capitalistic
gambit, son.
495
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,325
But nothing ventured,
nothing gained.
496
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,534
Regal Meagle?
497
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,536
Real estate is pretty
cheap right now.
498
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,420
If you're going to do it,
this is a good time.
499
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:31,791
Okay. I'm doing it.
500
00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:36,128
Over the next five years, there's going
to be 20 Tom's Bistros across America.
501
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:39,131
Look out, world.
Tommy's about to blow up.
502
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,634
[TOM NARRATING IN ENGLISH
ACCENT] And blow up he did,
503
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:42,885
but not in a good way.
504
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:44,887
He lost everything.
505
00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:48,808
Today, Tom Haverford
is broke, destitute.
506
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:51,227
And worst of all, swaggerless.
507
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:54,897
Tommy, you've got to stop
watching this. I can't tear myself away.
508
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,024
It's a whole documentary
about my failures.
509
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:58,400
That you made!
510
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:03,531
I had to. I have to remember
every tiny awful aspect of this.
511
00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:06,867
I lost everything, Lucy. The
franchises, most of my money...
512
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,619
I had to sell my
pocket square collection!
513
00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:10,579
What are people's eyes
going to be drawn to?
514
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,456
Look, you had a tough break.
515
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,251
The stock market tanked,
credit dried up.
516
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,604
Who could have predicted that
the country would run out of beef?
517
00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:19,213
You've just got to move on.
518
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:20,506
That's the problem, though.
519
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:23,717
I've gone bust in the past, but it
was because I did something reckless.
520
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,345
This time, I was smart and
careful, and I still went broke.
521
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:27,930
What do I do now?
522
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,787
Well, you and I
are going to be fine.
523
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,851
And you'll come up
with a new idea.
524
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:33,602
You always do.
525
00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:38,023
Well, the cabin is not quite
as rustic as I would like.
526
00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:43,028
Diane made me install luxury
items like a driveway and faucets.
527
00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:45,531
But it's yours
as long as you need it.
528
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:48,409
Ben and Leslie sent over
this gift basket for you.
529
00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:50,369
No meat, I checked.
530
00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:52,372
Thanks, Ron. Lucy's away
on business for a month,
531
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:55,666
so I'm just gonna clear my head
and get to work on my next big project.
532
00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:58,294
I'm glad to see you pulling
yourself up off the mat.
533
00:22:58,419 --> 00:22:59,712
What is this project?
534
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:02,882
I'm gonna write
a blockbuster action film.
535
00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:05,676
You see 10 Fast 10 Furious:
Tokyo Drift 3?
536
00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:06,844
I did not, no.
537
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:10,890
Well, you might be the
only one. It made $2.9 billion.
538
00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:12,224
Action movies are cash cows.
539
00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:14,602
All I gotta do is churn one
out and let the money roll in.
540
00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:16,061
What is this film about?
541
00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:19,982
I have no idea.
But I have the perfect title.
542
00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:23,986
Sniper Race Delta:
Beijing Inferno.
543
00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:25,279
[MIMICS EXPLOSION SOUND]
544
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:28,490
I know you have had
a rough go of it,
545
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:31,035
and you can spend your time
however you like.
546
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,496
But whatever you write
is gonna have your name on it.
547
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,260
At least make it something
you're proud of.
548
00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:38,584
Good luck, son.
549
00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:41,253
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
550
00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:57,853
TOM: I once started
an entertainment company.
551
00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:58,979
It failed in four months.
552
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,690
I opened a clothing
rental store.
553
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,943
I built a restaurant empire.
554
00:24:04,026 --> 00:24:05,152
They all failed.
555
00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:09,406
But the story of America isn't
about second or third chances.
556
00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:14,578
It's about fourth, fifth, sixth,
twentieth, fiftieth chances.
557
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:18,165
That's how long it took me
to get where I am today.
558
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:23,545
Bestselling author of... Failure:
An American Success Story.
559
00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:24,964
[CROWD CHEERING]
560
00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:32,846
As you know
if you've read the book,
561
00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:36,684
I've outlined seven different
types of successful people.
562
00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:39,228
You can be an Andy.
563
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:41,146
An April.
564
00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:44,024
A Ben.
565
00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:45,901
A Leslie.
566
00:24:46,402 --> 00:24:47,444
A Ron.
567
00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:49,780
A Donna.
568
00:24:50,614 --> 00:24:53,075
Or my personal favorite.
A Tom.
569
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:56,412
But what do we definitely
not want to be?
570
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:57,871
ALL: A Garry!
571
00:24:57,955 --> 00:25:00,290
That's right.
Do not be a Garry.
572
00:25:00,374 --> 00:25:01,500
[SNICKERING]
573
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,043
He's talking about me.
574
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:06,630
Hey.
Hey!
575
00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:08,298
Thanks so much for coming, guys.
576
00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:10,926
Are you kidding?
Tom, this is incredible.
577
00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:13,429
A bestselling book,
a 40-city tour.
578
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:14,864
Well, I couldn't have
done it without you.
579
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,390
Well, the book is
called Failure.
580
00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:17,534
I don't know how to take that.
581
00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:19,852
I'm serious. You guys
have always supported me.
582
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:21,812
Here, I inscribed you a copy.
583
00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,316
BEN: "When I think of success,
I think of you."
584
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,444
"You are a true
inspiration to me."
585
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,821
"I love you.
Tom Haverford."
586
00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:33,115
Oh, sorry, that's actually
for Kendrick Lamar.
587
00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:35,117
Here's yours.
588
00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:37,578
"Best wishes."
589
00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:40,289
And I mean every word of it.
590
00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:46,545
So, how are we going
to fix this swing?
591
00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:47,963
Hold a public forum?
592
00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:50,799
Have a rally? Smash that
door and do some looting?
593
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:53,052
Actually, I think
there's a simpler solution.
594
00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:55,512
We just need the help of the
most powerful man in Pawnee.
595
00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:59,683
Jim, how the heck are you?
596
00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:01,185
Yeah, look,
I hate to bother you,
597
00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:02,748
but I'm here with
my two best friends,
598
00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:04,354
Leslie Knope and Tom Haverford.
599
00:26:04,438 --> 00:26:05,564
[LAUGHS]
Shh.
600
00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:07,607
And we need the first-floor
maintenance room open.
601
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:10,569
Mmm. Okay, great. And
best to Louise and the girls.
602
00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:11,653
Okay, bye-bye.
603
00:26:12,613 --> 00:26:13,655
You guys are all set.
604
00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:15,824
Thank you, Mayor Gergich.
You really saved our butts.
605
00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:17,910
I am so happy that
you get to be mayor.
606
00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,036
Are you enjoying yourself?
607
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:20,162
Oh, are you kidding me?
608
00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:22,664
Leslie, I know that
this is purely ceremonial
609
00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:24,517
and it will be over in
just a couple of weeks,
610
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:26,335
but I just don't know
how my life
611
00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:27,658
could get any better than this.
612
00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:29,379
[BOTH SIGH]
613
00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:33,550
In a turn of events both
shocking and unexpected,
614
00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:35,302
interim mayor Garry Gergich
615
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:37,429
was officially elected today,
616
00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:39,598
thanks to a massive
write-in campaign.
617
00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:43,102
Mayor Gergich, what are your
plans for your first actual term?
618
00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:45,270
Oh, geez. Uh, you know
what, I have no idea, Perd.
619
00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:47,523
[LAUGHS] I mean,
this is so crazy.
620
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:50,776
I just hope I do a good job, and I
promise I'm going to try my best.
621
00:26:51,485 --> 00:26:54,780
And faithfully serve the
people of Pawnee, Indiana.
622
00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:56,949
As President of City Council,
623
00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:58,951
I, Councilwoman Brandi Maxxxx,
624
00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:03,497
star of more than 11,000
adult films in the last two years,
625
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:06,083
officially declare Garry Gergich
626
00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:09,128
Mayor of Pawnee, Indiana,
for the fourth time.
627
00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,046
Thank you, Pawnee!
628
00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:12,506
Okay, great.
629
00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:16,510
Garry Gergich, you are now
mayor, again, for the tenth time,
630
00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:20,556
proving conclusively that in
these corporate states of America,
631
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:23,517
it's the entrenched powers
who hold all the cards.
632
00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,185
Thank you, Councilman Morris.
633
00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:27,312
Thank you, Pawnee!
[APPLAUSE]
634
00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:31,942
Happy birthday,
my sweet, sweet husband.
635
00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:34,403
We all love you so much.
636
00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:37,281
I have had the perfect life.
637
00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:40,200
I have had the perfect marriage.
638
00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:41,285
Oh. [LAUGHS]
639
00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:44,329
The perfect children and
the perfect grandchildren
640
00:27:44,413 --> 00:27:46,957
and great-grandchildren.
[LAUGHS]
641
00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:50,586
And I just want you to know
how much I love you.
642
00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:53,964
Okay. Come on, everybody.
Say "Gergich."
643
00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:55,591
ALL: Gergich!
644
00:27:58,218 --> 00:28:01,847
MINISTER XORPAXX-7: Mayor Garry
Gergich died peacefully, in his sleep,
645
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:06,393
on his 100th birthday, holding
the hand of his beloved wife, Gayle.
646
00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:10,147
Mmm. Gayle looks amazing.
647
00:28:11,315 --> 00:28:12,399
Yeah, yeah, I know.
648
00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:17,696
He will now be given the Indiana
Notary Society's highest honor,
649
00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:19,364
the 21 -Stamp Salute.
650
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:29,333
[SIGHS] Rest in peace, friend.
651
00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:33,795
They spelled his name wrong
on the tombstone.
652
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,423
[SIGHS]
653
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:37,883
Close enough.
Hmm.
654
00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:40,761
It's time to go.
655
00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:46,725
Okay. How's this
for a headline?
656
00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:50,020
"Still Swinging: Parks Gang
Reunites for One Last Bang."
657
00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:51,355
That's a little dirty.
658
00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:53,440
Well, it's a headline,
Shauna. Sex sells.
659
00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:56,568
Speaking of which,
how's your personal life?
660
00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:58,153
Uh... Not great.
661
00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:02,282
I met a guy online, and we started
chatting a lot, and I really liked him,
662
00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:05,911
but he turned out to be a computer
program that a scientist invented
663
00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:07,829
to test the gullibility
of human women.
664
00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:09,915
Oh, boy.
665
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,360
Shauna, you're
a very nice person.
666
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,835
And although your life
has been filled with
667
00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:17,714
romantic disasters too horrific
and numerous to catalog,
668
00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:19,675
I just want you to know
that I honestly believe
669
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,010
that you will find
happiness someday.
670
00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:26,056
[SOBBING]
671
00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:29,518
Excuse me. Ma'am?
672
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:30,811
Are you okay?
673
00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:32,771
Oh, I'm fine.
674
00:29:32,854 --> 00:29:34,731
I was supposed to
get married today,
675
00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:36,984
but my fiancé left me
at the altar.
676
00:29:37,067 --> 00:29:42,114
He texted me, "Game running
into overtime. I'll try and stop by."
677
00:29:44,408 --> 00:29:47,452
Oh. That sucks.
Yeah.
678
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:51,290
I'm really sorry you're sad.
Nobody should ever be sad.
679
00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:53,750
You know what helps me
when I'm sad?
680
00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,794
And I think it might
just help you, too.
681
00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:57,546
What?
682
00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:58,630
Gum.
683
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,384
My company makes it.
684
00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:03,844
Thanks.
685
00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:10,183
Okay. Would you two
like to exchange vows?
686
00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:12,519
Shauna, I love you so much.
687
00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:14,563
I can't believe we
just met five hours ago.
688
00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,398
I know, right?
689
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:18,233
But I really love you.
690
00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:19,818
You're so nice.
691
00:30:19,901 --> 00:30:21,741
Remember how you offered
me gum when I was sad?
692
00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:24,698
Yes! I totally
remember that.
693
00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:27,034
You're nice, too.
And so smart.
694
00:30:27,117 --> 00:30:29,220
You're, like, the smartest person
I've ever met in my whole life.
695
00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:30,620
And so pretty.
696
00:30:30,704 --> 00:30:32,831
I just want to
give you gum forever.
697
00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:35,625
By the power vested in me
by the State of Indiana,
698
00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:37,961
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
699
00:30:38,045 --> 00:30:40,255
You may kiss the bride.
Yeah!
700
00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:45,552
We did it!
Totally! We did it!
701
00:30:45,719 --> 00:30:48,013
You gotta throw
your thing. Oh, yeah.
702
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:50,849
Ha!
703
00:30:52,726 --> 00:30:56,438
Knope. Make yourself useful
and hand me that crescent wrench.
704
00:30:56,938 --> 00:30:58,190
Well...
705
00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:00,484
Not bad craftsmanship, Ron.
706
00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:02,944
It is perfect craftsmanship.
707
00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:07,324
I calculate the cost
of my labor at $38.
708
00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:09,618
I can send the bill to you?
709
00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:13,264
So, you think you're going
to stick around Pawnee?
710
00:31:13,288 --> 00:31:17,334
Oh, I imagine so. Not sure
where I would go, really.
711
00:31:17,751 --> 00:31:20,587
Well, we're going to
come back here a lot.
712
00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:21,880
You know what they say.
713
00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:25,258
Don't be a stranger.
714
00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:29,721
Despite the recent
financial crisis,
715
00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:31,515
Very Good Building
Company will finish
716
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,352
fiscal year 2022 in
excellent financial shape,
717
00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:38,738
thanks in large part to the stewardship
of your chairman, Ron Swanson.
718
00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:41,900
Mr. Chairman, would you
like to say a few words?
719
00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:49,282
I resign as chairman.
Effective immediately.
720
00:31:49,616 --> 00:31:52,077
Uh, would you like
to explain why?
721
00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:53,787
No.
722
00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:56,248
Should we discuss
your retirement package?
723
00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:58,583
Just give me whatever
the Board thinks is fair.
724
00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:00,127
Agreed.
725
00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:01,670
Best of luck.
726
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:04,214
Don't get emotional, Vaughn.
You're embarrassing yourself.
727
00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:08,885
I'm sorry.
What just happened?
728
00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:10,595
My brother resigned.
729
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,516
No sense dwelling on the past.
Any more new business?
730
00:32:15,142 --> 00:32:17,519
Yeah. You need a new
chairman, for starters.
731
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:19,438
I'll do it. Anything else?
732
00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:23,608
Again, Lon, not how
corporate governance works.
733
00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:27,487
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
734
00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:30,949
Congressman.
Ron, what a surprise.
735
00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:32,033
Please invite me inside.
736
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,953
This city reeks of swampland
and government overreach.
737
00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:38,123
Great to see you as always.
738
00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:40,625
Ron, your family is beautiful.
739
00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:42,252
They are a handsome bunch.
740
00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:44,296
Diane and I are
especially proud,
741
00:32:44,421 --> 00:32:47,507
because Ivy was just
accepted at Stanford University.
742
00:32:47,591 --> 00:32:48,758
California?
743
00:32:48,842 --> 00:32:52,053
Sunshine, health food,
surfing. Your worst nightmares.
744
00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:53,577
Congratulations.
It's a great school.
745
00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:56,238
Yeah? It's going to cost an arm
and a leg. Did you take my advice?
746
00:32:56,266 --> 00:32:57,809
I did. Thank you again.
747
00:32:57,893 --> 00:33:02,481
I sold some of my gold, and
officially diversified my portfolio.
748
00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:03,732
Very smart.
749
00:33:03,857 --> 00:33:06,401
What'd you end up investing
in? Mutual funds? Bonds?
750
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:11,156
No, something solid and dependable
that will certainly stand the test of time.
751
00:33:11,615 --> 00:33:15,327
Congratulations. You now own
51 % of the Lagavulin Distillery.
752
00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:17,250
Pleasure doing business
with you. And with you.
753
00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:19,247
Sláinte.
ALL: Sláinte.
754
00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,919
So, Ron, what brings you here?
755
00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:28,965
I am at something of
a personal crossroads.
756
00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:31,384
Yes! I love
personal crossroads.
757
00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:35,388
I once made the mistake of not
talking to you at such a moment,
758
00:33:35,472 --> 00:33:37,807
and I do not intend
to repeat that error.
759
00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:42,312
Well, let's take a walk.
There's a cute little park nearby.
760
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:48,568
I suppose I had simply
accomplished everything I wanted to,
761
00:33:48,652 --> 00:33:51,112
and there seemed to be
little point in continuing.
762
00:33:51,613 --> 00:33:53,406
So, what do you want to do now?
763
00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:56,952
Well, that's the problem.
I am not sure.
764
00:33:57,953 --> 00:34:02,374
My kids are growing up. My
days in an office feel like a waste.
765
00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:06,878
I would like to turn my
attention to something
766
00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:09,881
that would make me feel useful.
767
00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:14,219
But for the life of me,
I cannot figure out what.
768
00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:18,223
And there are not many people...
769
00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:22,978
I mean, we were workplace proximity
acquaintances for many years.
770
00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:25,647
And so, I thought...
I thought, maybe...
771
00:34:25,981 --> 00:34:28,316
Say no more, you big softie.
772
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,360
I'm going to spend
every waking moment
773
00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:32,070
trying to figure
this out for you.
774
00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:35,949
You want to stay for dinner?
We're having steak. Mmm.
775
00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:37,659
But we're also hosting
several members
776
00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:39,502
of the House Subcommittee
on Foreign Affairs.
777
00:34:39,953 --> 00:34:42,539
I'll take that steak to go,
please and thank you.
778
00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:51,715
Hey, there you are.
Thanks for meeting me here.
779
00:34:51,798 --> 00:34:54,301
Well, if you'd held them here
instead of that conference room,
780
00:34:54,384 --> 00:34:55,885
I would have come
to more meetings.
781
00:34:56,052 --> 00:34:57,762
I've got to tell you, Leslie.
782
00:34:57,846 --> 00:35:00,432
Establishing this national
park right next to Pawnee
783
00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:01,933
is quite an accomplishment.
784
00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:05,437
This is a fine piece
of land you saved.
785
00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:08,273
Thank you, Ron.
You want to run it?
786
00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:12,319
The superintendent of
Bryce Canyon retired,
787
00:35:12,402 --> 00:35:15,322
and I convinced the
superintendent of this park to transfer,
788
00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:16,591
shuffled a few things around...
789
00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:18,759
The point is, someone needs
to take care of this place now.
790
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:20,118
Thought it should be you.
791
00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:21,745
I...
792
00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:26,166
Well, first of all, I would be
working for the federal government...
793
00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:28,710
Your job would be to
walk around the land alone.
794
00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:30,793
You'd live in the same town
you've always lived in.
795
00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:33,131
You'd work outside, you'd
talk to bears. Next argument.
796
00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:35,967
Well, there must be dozens
of people gunning for this job.
797
00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:38,261
I wouldn't want you
to ruffle any feathers.
798
00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:39,596
Am I even qualified?
799
00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:42,265
Well, a few people might be
annoyed. But they'll get over it.
800
00:35:42,349 --> 00:35:46,686
And as far as your qualifications,
you're Ron Swanson.
801
00:35:46,770 --> 00:35:48,355
Stop being a dummy and accept.
802
00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:51,066
When do I start?
803
00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:52,359
Oh, today.
804
00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:55,322
I already accepted for you. I still
remember how to forge your signature.
805
00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:57,697
Let's go meet your staff.
806
00:35:59,532 --> 00:36:01,701
Pawnee National Park Rangers,
807
00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:05,705
this is Ron Swanson, your
new superintendent and boss.
808
00:36:06,748 --> 00:36:10,585
Rangers. My name is
Ronald Ulysses Swanson.
809
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:14,172
Your job, and mine,
810
00:36:14,255 --> 00:36:17,008
is to walk this land and
make sure no one harms it.
811
00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:20,804
If you show up on time,
speak honestly,
812
00:36:20,887 --> 00:36:22,222
and treat everyone
with fairness,
813
00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:23,932
we will get along just fine.
814
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:26,518
Though hopefully not too fine,
815
00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:29,020
as I am not looking
for any new friends.
816
00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:30,313
End of speech.
817
00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:32,232
Well said.
818
00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:36,778
Thank you, Leslie.
819
00:36:38,279 --> 00:36:39,572
You're welcome, Ron.
820
00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:47,747
Okay.
Time to go to work.
821
00:36:50,792 --> 00:36:53,169
MAN: [SINGING]
Laugh with me, buddy
822
00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:55,880
Jest with me, buddy
823
00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:01,052
Don't let her get
the best of me, buddy
824
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:07,267
Don't ever let me
start feeling lonely
825
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:16,067
Well, I have to make
a couple more adjustments.
826
00:37:20,196 --> 00:37:21,781
Babe, I don't want
to seem dramatic,
827
00:37:21,865 --> 00:37:23,700
but I have just
reconsidered every decision
828
00:37:23,783 --> 00:37:25,201
that we have made
over the last year
829
00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:27,328
and I think we need to stay
in Pawnee forever.
830
00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:28,580
I know.
[SIGHS]
831
00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:31,124
But we have to pick up the
kids and we have a flight to catch.
832
00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:32,667
But when is this group of people
833
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,753
ever going to be
all together again?
834
00:37:34,836 --> 00:37:36,463
That's all I want.
835
00:37:36,546 --> 00:37:39,090
All of these people in the
same place at the same time.
836
00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:40,842
It will happen. Someday.
837
00:37:41,217 --> 00:37:42,820
What's going to happen
between now and then?
838
00:37:42,844 --> 00:37:44,012
A lot.
839
00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:46,598
And it's all going to be great.
840
00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:48,433
You promise?
I promise.
841
00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:54,814
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
842
00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:57,317
This is a nice house.
843
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,319
You say that every time
we're here.
844
00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:00,682
I'm just trying to distract you,
845
00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:02,614
so you don't have
a nervous breakdown.
846
00:38:02,739 --> 00:38:04,491
I think I am past that point.
847
00:38:04,574 --> 00:38:05,926
You don't have to worry
about me anymore.
848
00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:07,702
Hey, folks. Welcome back.
849
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,996
Great to have so many
good friends and colleagues.
850
00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:12,624
We're looking forward to a great
conversation and a good dinner.
851
00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:15,001
As usual, there is
only one rule.
852
00:38:15,084 --> 00:38:16,377
No shop talk.
853
00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:18,171
So, if you want
to discuss politics,
854
00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:20,134
you're going to have
to wait until after dinner.
855
00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:21,674
I'm looking at you, Leslie.
856
00:38:21,758 --> 00:38:24,844
Okay. Well, as long as we
get to play charades later.
857
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:26,763
Okay.
858
00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:30,141
Last time we played charades,
she spent three and a half hours here.
859
00:38:30,225 --> 00:38:32,393
You're just mad because
you lost. Oh, come on.
860
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:38,983
Damn, that food was good.
861
00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:40,819
I've said it before
and I'll say it again.
862
00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:43,363
Joe Biden knows his way
around a seafood risotto.
863
00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:45,073
You've said that before?
864
00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:46,574
Anyway, the point is, yes,
865
00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:49,077
I do like working
at Interior. I love it.
866
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,871
But I'm always looking for new
challenges. Why do you ask?
867
00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:56,167
There's a rumor the governor
of Indiana isn't going to run again.
868
00:38:56,251 --> 00:38:59,295
And my friends at the
DNC are very interested
869
00:38:59,379 --> 00:39:00,922
in you as a candidate.
870
00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:03,049
For governor of Indiana?
Mmm-hmm.
871
00:39:03,550 --> 00:39:05,718
Someone's been reading
my kindergarten dream journal.
872
00:39:05,802 --> 00:39:06,803
So, what do you think?
873
00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:08,806
I'll call you next week
and we can talk about it?
874
00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:12,684
Oh. Okay. Great.
Well, this is exciting.
875
00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:14,352
I'm going to take this energy
876
00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:16,354
and I'm going to go crush
Joe Biden in charades.
877
00:39:16,938 --> 00:39:18,857
Dr. Jill?
Let's pick teams.
878
00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:20,650
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
879
00:39:21,234 --> 00:39:22,443
Oh.
880
00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:24,821
Move. Need the congressman.
This is time-sensitive.
881
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,198
Hey, Jen, I didn't
know you were here.
882
00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:29,784
I'm everywhere. You want
to be governor of Indiana?
883
00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:32,912
What? Colquitt is
not going to run again.
884
00:39:32,996 --> 00:39:34,849
It's a rumor for now, but
my gut says it's for real.
885
00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:36,583
You're the perfect candidate.
886
00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:38,668
Local hero,
state government experience.
887
00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:40,351
Blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah.
888
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:42,018
I mean, the only
potential problem is that
889
00:39:42,088 --> 00:39:44,215
devastatingly nerdy
Cones of Dunshire thing.
890
00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:46,050
Uh, that's a problem?
Mmm.
891
00:39:46,134 --> 00:39:48,887
I'm sorry, but it's
the ninth-highest selling
892
00:39:48,970 --> 00:39:51,514
multi-player figurine-based
strategy fantasy
893
00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:53,433
sequel game in history.
894
00:39:54,851 --> 00:39:57,395
Please don't bail on me
because of what just happened.
895
00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:02,459
BOTH: So... I had a pretty
interesting conversation
896
00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:03,943
with Janet from the DNC tonight.
897
00:40:04,027 --> 00:40:05,028
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
898
00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:08,531
She said that Governor
Colquitt might be stepping down,
899
00:40:08,615 --> 00:40:11,951
and the DNC thinks that
I should run for governor.
900
00:40:12,035 --> 00:40:13,036
Oh, God.
901
00:40:13,620 --> 00:40:15,830
That kind of sucks.
902
00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:17,874
Really? Why?
903
00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:20,668
No, I mean, that's amazing.
904
00:40:20,793 --> 00:40:25,423
It's just, Jen Barkley kind of
approached me about running.
905
00:40:25,506 --> 00:40:27,425
Oh! Oh.
906
00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:31,262
Well, I mean, obviously...
907
00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:36,184
Right. Yeah. No, no.
I mean, obviously.
908
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,936
Yeah. I mean,
obviously, we...
909
00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:43,858
Okay. Pros of you
running for governor.
910
00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:45,610
You would be a great governor.
911
00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:47,362
We could make Pawnee
our home base.
912
00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:49,238
The kids could go
to school in Pawnee.
913
00:40:49,322 --> 00:40:51,282
And it would be a huge
career move for you.
914
00:40:51,366 --> 00:40:54,535
The pros of me running for
governor are the same thing.
915
00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:55,912
It's the same list.
Right.
916
00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:59,415
The only con of you running
would be that I don't get to run.
917
00:40:59,499 --> 00:41:01,042
And vice versa.
918
00:41:02,502 --> 00:41:04,045
Good. So, we've solved it.
919
00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:05,129
[SIGHS]
920
00:41:05,213 --> 00:41:07,757
Look. We're going back
to Pawnee in a week.
921
00:41:08,257 --> 00:41:10,510
Why don't we just talk
about it after that? Good idea.
922
00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:12,887
Hey, maybe we can drop by
the old stomping grounds.
923
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:15,014
See how the Parks
Department has changed.
924
00:41:15,098 --> 00:41:17,100
I love it. Okay.
Are you ready?
925
00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:20,061
No, but we don't
have a choice, do we?
926
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,187
[SIGHS]
927
00:41:21,270 --> 00:41:22,563
Kids! Dinner!
928
00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:25,400
Hey, I'm going to eat in my
room because I have to study.
929
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:26,961
STEPHEN: Can we go to
Bobby's house to watch the game?
930
00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:28,545
LESLIE: Have you finished
your homework?
931
00:41:28,695 --> 00:41:29,862
Okay, don't forget...
932
00:41:30,363 --> 00:41:31,948
Bye, Dad. Bye, Mom.
SONIA: Bye.
933
00:41:32,031 --> 00:41:33,884
Don't forget your ice skates.
You have a lesson tomorrow.
934
00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:35,034
Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.
935
00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:36,411
Bye.
936
00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:40,248
Want some broccoli?
937
00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:41,332
Ugh! No.
938
00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:44,836
LESLIE: You know,
now that I'm here,
939
00:41:44,919 --> 00:41:47,588
it's giving me an idea
about this governor thing.
940
00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:49,424
Maybe we need fresh eyes.
941
00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:51,134
You know, other people
to weigh in.
942
00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:56,180
We should talk to Ron. Or Tom.
Or April. Or Donna. Or Andy, even.
943
00:41:56,264 --> 00:41:57,390
Sometimes, he can be wise.
944
00:41:57,473 --> 00:41:59,225
Yeah, good idea.
Let's call them.
945
00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:01,561
Or you know what
else we could do?
946
00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:03,229
Just talk to them in person.
947
00:42:03,312 --> 00:42:04,731
[ALL CHEERING]
948
00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:08,192
Surprise!
949
00:42:08,276 --> 00:42:09,902
[LAUGHING]
Oh, wow.
950
00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:13,781
It's what you wanted, right? Everyone
in the same room, at the same time.
951
00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:15,366
I can't believe you.
952
00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:18,828
We're all here together
in the same room.
953
00:42:19,829 --> 00:42:21,164
In this room.
954
00:42:22,999 --> 00:42:25,585
I don't think I could
be happier right now.
955
00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:27,295
Want to bet?
Hi.
956
00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:30,882
Oh, Ann's here.
Ann. Ann's here.
957
00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:32,300
[ANN LAUGHING]
958
00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:34,510
Hey. Hey, buddy.
How are you doing?
959
00:42:34,594 --> 00:42:36,429
Good.
You guys, Ann's here.
960
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:38,198
Should we move away from here?
961
00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:40,099
Yeah. Yeah, this could
go on for some time.
962
00:42:40,183 --> 00:42:41,559
Aw.
963
00:42:45,605 --> 00:42:47,023
Your hair looks amazing,
by the way.
964
00:42:47,106 --> 00:42:48,483
You look like
a cartoon princess.
965
00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:50,794
Oh, thank you. It's from the
pills I was telling you about.
966
00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:53,404
I took some of those, but I don't
know, they didn't do anything
967
00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:54,673
and they kind of
upset my stomach.
968
00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:56,199
No, you're supposed
to crack them
969
00:42:56,282 --> 00:42:57,784
and leave them on
your hair overnight.
970
00:42:57,867 --> 00:42:59,577
Not eat them.
Oh, no.
971
00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:01,996
Well, it's confusing,
because they're delicious.
972
00:43:02,705 --> 00:43:04,916
Because my first book
was such a smash,
973
00:43:04,999 --> 00:43:07,039
I had to come up with a
new angle for the follow-up.
974
00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:10,046
Then, it hit me, Failure
2.0: Failing to Fail.
975
00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:11,839
Love it.
How's everything?
976
00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:13,966
You properly treating yo'
self out there in Seattle?
977
00:43:14,133 --> 00:43:15,259
In a manner of speaking.
978
00:43:15,343 --> 00:43:17,343
Joe and I spend most of
our time on the foundation.
979
00:43:17,386 --> 00:43:18,387
[SIGHS]
980
00:43:18,471 --> 00:43:19,931
I can't believe
you went non-profit.
981
00:43:20,181 --> 00:43:22,350
I mean, I love you, you're
one of my best friends,
982
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:24,685
but you have betrayed me
and everything we stand for.
983
00:43:24,769 --> 00:43:25,895
You've changed.
984
00:43:25,978 --> 00:43:27,980
Maybe you're right. By
the way, what time is it?
985
00:43:28,898 --> 00:43:31,484
Oh, it looks like
it's half past spla-dow!
986
00:43:31,567 --> 00:43:32,735
BOTH: What?
987
00:43:32,819 --> 00:43:35,113
I take it all back.
That's a lot of diamonds.
988
00:43:35,196 --> 00:43:36,364
Gimme, gimme, gimme.
989
00:43:36,739 --> 00:43:38,282
What's with all the duct tape?
990
00:43:38,366 --> 00:43:40,535
Just because I work for
the federal government
991
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:43,121
doesn't mean I have to
advertise it to everyone.
992
00:43:43,204 --> 00:43:47,500
Speaking of new careers, congratulations
on your run as mayor, Garry.
993
00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:50,461
Thanks, Ron. I just
still can't believe it.
994
00:43:52,463 --> 00:43:53,464
[COUGHING]
995
00:43:54,298 --> 00:43:55,967
Yes, neither can anyone else.
996
00:43:56,926 --> 00:43:58,719
Ugh! Garry!
997
00:43:59,762 --> 00:44:01,889
Hey, Oliver.
Hey, Leslie.
998
00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:04,016
Hello, Ann.
Hi, April.
999
00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:07,395
Your kids are, like, surprisingly
awesome. Thank you.
1000
00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:10,565
Did you use an egg donor, or
give Chris a hall pass for a night?
1001
00:44:11,065 --> 00:44:13,609
Once again, they are
my biological children.
1002
00:44:13,693 --> 00:44:15,528
Once again, I don't believe you.
1003
00:44:16,195 --> 00:44:19,699
Ann, you rainbow-infused
space unicorn.
1004
00:44:19,782 --> 00:44:23,077
Ann, you beautiful, sassy
mannequin come to life.
1005
00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:25,746
Ann, you opalescent tree shark.
1006
00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:28,875
Leslie, you are the
master of the metaphor. Oh.
1007
00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:31,502
I recently compared her
to a nutrient-rich chia seed.
1008
00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:33,796
What's that thing
on your wrist? Oh!
1009
00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:37,091
[BEEPS]
1010
00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:39,188
AUTOMATED VOICE:
You are extremely healthy.
1011
00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:41,971
I do that literally
50 times a day.
1012
00:44:42,430 --> 00:44:44,849
Aren't you afraid that
thing might give you cancer?
1013
00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:47,185
Well, I am now.
1014
00:44:47,268 --> 00:44:51,647
Well, there he is. Chip
Traeger. You old son of a gun.
1015
00:44:51,731 --> 00:44:53,608
[LAUGHS] Andy, it's Chris.
1016
00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:55,067
Is it?
1017
00:44:55,902 --> 00:44:57,153
[LAUGHS] Huh.
1018
00:44:57,737 --> 00:44:59,989
Hello, Jack. Ron Swanson.
1019
00:45:00,948 --> 00:45:03,951
Strong handshake. Well
done, you two. Thank you.
1020
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,578
ANDY: This kid is the best.
1021
00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:08,915
Doctor said he has
a remarkably large head.
1022
00:45:08,998 --> 00:45:10,458
Just like his old man.
1023
00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:13,836
And you know what that means.
More smart room for him.
1024
00:45:14,003 --> 00:45:15,755
So, are you going
to have another one?
1025
00:45:15,922 --> 00:45:17,465
Um...
1026
00:45:17,798 --> 00:45:18,799
[GASPS]
1027
00:45:19,592 --> 00:45:20,843
Shh.
Shh.
1028
00:45:22,595 --> 00:45:24,388
'Cause...
'Cause he's sleeping?
1029
00:45:25,598 --> 00:45:26,682
How can you tell?
1030
00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:30,186
It's a common misconception that
the Oculus holds all of the power.
1031
00:45:30,269 --> 00:45:31,646
It's actually the Lamplighter.
1032
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:32,730
Need a moment.
1033
00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:34,398
Hey, sugar pea.
1034
00:45:34,482 --> 00:45:38,778
I know you probably imagined us
meeting once a year for a rendezvous.
1035
00:45:38,861 --> 00:45:40,112
But I'm happy.
1036
00:45:40,196 --> 00:45:45,243
I got a great wife, bestseller, and
as always, I remain the style icon.
1037
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,579
And I guess what I'm saying is,
1038
00:45:48,663 --> 00:45:51,666
I'm out of your league,
and you need to move on.
1039
00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:56,337
What? Sorry, I stopped listening
when you called me "sugar pea."
1040
00:45:56,963 --> 00:45:59,548
Ann. Oh, my God. It's
happening! It's totally happening.
1041
00:45:59,632 --> 00:46:00,883
Our kids are falling in love.
1042
00:46:01,634 --> 00:46:03,010
This is good.
Okay, remember.
1043
00:46:03,094 --> 00:46:04,154
If this is ever going to work,
1044
00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:05,458
we have to pretend
to disapprove.
1045
00:46:05,513 --> 00:46:06,514
Yeah. Right.
Good call.
1046
00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:08,724
Hey!
1047
00:46:08,808 --> 00:46:09,934
Leslie, no.
Oh.
1048
00:46:10,810 --> 00:46:11,936
Who cares?
1049
00:46:13,145 --> 00:46:15,273
Ann Arbor, Michigan,
is literally
1050
00:46:15,356 --> 00:46:17,525
the greatest city that
I have ever lived in.
1051
00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:19,986
But Pawnee is better.
So, we're moving back.
1052
00:46:20,069 --> 00:46:21,279
That's great.
Yeah.
1053
00:46:21,362 --> 00:46:23,281
I'm going to run
admissions at Indiana.
1054
00:46:23,364 --> 00:46:25,366
I'm trading Wolverines
for Hoosiers.
1055
00:46:25,449 --> 00:46:27,785
Well, you're getting
the better end of that deal.
1056
00:46:28,661 --> 00:46:31,122
Tom. I took the quiz
in your book
1057
00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:32,999
about what kind of person I am.
1058
00:46:33,082 --> 00:46:34,917
I'm a Ron.
Ha!
1059
00:46:35,001 --> 00:46:37,712
I'm usually a Tom, but
sometimes, I'm a Donna.
1060
00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:39,588
Last time I took it,
I was a Tom.
1061
00:46:40,006 --> 00:46:41,173
What?
1062
00:46:41,257 --> 00:46:45,511
No. No, no, no!
Take it again.
1063
00:46:45,594 --> 00:46:47,096
I've got to go
recalibrate the quiz.
1064
00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:57,023
BEN: So, did anyone
have any insights on
1065
00:46:57,106 --> 00:46:58,733
our "running for
governor" situation?
1066
00:46:59,191 --> 00:47:00,911
I've been so busy
catching up with everyone,
1067
00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:02,170
I haven't had
a chance to ask them.
1068
00:47:02,194 --> 00:47:03,880
Yeah, me neither.
Okay, here's what I think.
1069
00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:06,866
I hate when we're on
opposite sides. It stinks.
1070
00:47:07,199 --> 00:47:09,577
Plus, if one of us runs, it
doesn't mean we're going to win.
1071
00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:13,039
Right. And it's not like this is the
only career option for either of us.
1072
00:47:13,372 --> 00:47:15,499
So, all that matters
is that we are good.
1073
00:47:15,583 --> 00:47:17,793
Right. Which is why
I have an idea.
1074
00:47:18,461 --> 00:47:19,837
I think we should flip a coin.
1075
00:47:20,629 --> 00:47:22,548
I mean it.
Let's literally flip a coin.
1076
00:47:22,631 --> 00:47:25,468
Because whoever runs
is going to do a great job.
1077
00:47:25,551 --> 00:47:29,680
And whoever doesn't run is going
to be right alongside the other one,
1078
00:47:29,764 --> 00:47:32,350
offering advice and support
and whatever they need.
1079
00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:35,144
So, it doesn't matter.
So let's flip a coin.
1080
00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:37,313
Okay. You, Leslie Knope,
1081
00:47:37,396 --> 00:47:41,400
the queen of planning and
binders and pro and con lists.
1082
00:47:41,984 --> 00:47:44,320
You want to leave
this to chance?
1083
00:47:44,904 --> 00:47:47,865
Yes. Because
whatever's next,
1084
00:47:47,948 --> 00:47:49,283
you and I are in it together.
1085
00:47:50,659 --> 00:47:51,994
So, let's go tell everybody.
1086
00:47:52,078 --> 00:47:54,014
And they can participate
and they can sign the coin
1087
00:47:54,038 --> 00:47:55,474
and then, you know,
the coin will eventually
1088
00:47:55,498 --> 00:47:56,874
make its way into
the Smithsonian.
1089
00:48:00,086 --> 00:48:01,962
Okay, everybody, gather around!
1090
00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:03,440
First of all,
I just have to say that
1091
00:48:03,464 --> 00:48:06,467
all of you in the same room at the
same time with your children here,
1092
00:48:06,550 --> 00:48:08,010
it's like... It's
the greatest thing
1093
00:48:08,094 --> 00:48:09,738
that's ever happened in
the history of America.
1094
00:48:09,762 --> 00:48:12,223
And secondly, Ben and I
have an announcement.
1095
00:48:12,306 --> 00:48:14,600
Leslie is running for
governor of Indiana.
1096
00:48:14,809 --> 00:48:15,893
ALL: What?
1097
00:48:15,976 --> 00:48:17,144
[ALL GASPING]
1098
00:48:17,478 --> 00:48:19,230
Bully for you, Knope.
1099
00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:20,356
That's amazing.
1100
00:48:20,439 --> 00:48:22,108
Yeah, she got approached
by the DNC
1101
00:48:22,191 --> 00:48:24,235
and they think she
has a great shot to win.
1102
00:48:24,318 --> 00:48:27,113
Indiana native,
supremely qualified,
1103
00:48:27,196 --> 00:48:29,782
and she wrote that
she wanted to be governor
1104
00:48:29,865 --> 00:48:31,826
in her kindergarten
dream journal.
1105
00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:34,120
This makes sense.
1106
00:48:38,874 --> 00:48:41,168
So, I'm running for
governor. [ALL CHEERING]
1107
00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:43,504
Ben is going to be
running my campaign,
1108
00:48:43,587 --> 00:48:44,797
because he's a super genius
1109
00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:47,925
and he's got a tight,
compact little body
1110
00:48:48,008 --> 00:48:50,010
like an Italian sports car.
1111
00:48:50,511 --> 00:48:52,179
This is cause for celebration.
1112
00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:53,889
Let's all go to
Tom's Bistro tonight,
1113
00:48:53,973 --> 00:48:55,766
back under original management,
1114
00:48:55,850 --> 00:48:59,311
and you all get the
"friends and family" deal,
1115
00:48:59,395 --> 00:49:00,438
3% off.
1116
00:49:00,521 --> 00:49:02,106
Oh, my God,
you're too generous, Tom.
1117
00:49:02,189 --> 00:49:04,066
But right now,
I'd like to make a toast.
1118
00:49:04,567 --> 00:49:07,194
When we worked here, together,
1119
00:49:07,987 --> 00:49:10,614
we fought, scratched,
1120
00:49:10,698 --> 00:49:14,201
and clawed to make
people's lives a tiny bit better.
1121
00:49:14,994 --> 00:49:16,787
That's what public service
is all about.
1122
00:49:16,871 --> 00:49:19,623
Small, incremental change,
every day.
1123
00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:23,210
Teddy Roosevelt once said,
"Far and away,"
1124
00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:25,504
"the best prize that
life has to offer"
1125
00:49:25,588 --> 00:49:29,049
"is a chance to work hard
at work worth doing."
1126
00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:33,512
And I would add that what
makes work worth doing
1127
00:49:33,596 --> 00:49:35,598
is getting to do it
with people that you love.
1128
00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:38,934
I started my career
more than 30 years ago,
1129
00:49:39,018 --> 00:49:40,644
in the Parks and
Recreation Department
1130
00:49:40,728 --> 00:49:42,396
right here in Pawnee, Indiana.
1131
00:49:43,063 --> 00:49:45,191
I've had a lot
of different jobs,
1132
00:49:45,274 --> 00:49:47,693
including two terms
as your governor.
1133
00:49:47,776 --> 00:49:51,947
And soon, a new, unknown
challenge awaits me.
1134
00:49:52,031 --> 00:49:56,035
Which, to me,
even now, is thrilling,
1135
00:49:56,118 --> 00:49:57,411
because I love the work.
1136
00:49:57,495 --> 00:50:01,582
Not to say that public service
isn't sexy. Because it definitely is.
1137
00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:04,335
But that's not why we do it.
1138
00:50:05,669 --> 00:50:07,421
We do it because
we get the chance
1139
00:50:07,505 --> 00:50:09,757
to work hard at
work worth doing,
1140
00:50:10,966 --> 00:50:13,552
alongside a team of
people who we love.
1141
00:50:14,762 --> 00:50:18,474
So, I thank those people
who have walked with me,
1142
00:50:19,767 --> 00:50:21,393
and I thank you for this honor.
1143
00:50:22,686 --> 00:50:24,730
Now, go find your team,
and get to work.
1144
00:50:25,814 --> 00:50:26,815
[ALL CHEERING]
1145
00:50:31,570 --> 00:50:33,614
In addition to Governor
Knope's honorary doctorate
1146
00:50:33,697 --> 00:50:35,616
from the School
of Public Policy,
1147
00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:39,495
in recognition of all she has
done for the people of Indiana,
1148
00:50:39,578 --> 00:50:43,082
the campus library will
henceforth bear her name.
1149
00:50:43,165 --> 00:50:44,333
[APPLAUSE]
1150
00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:48,546
A [BLEEP] library?
1151
00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:55,010
Yeah, that should do it.
The swing is fixed!
1152
00:50:55,094 --> 00:50:56,262
[ALL CHEERING]
1153
00:50:57,096 --> 00:50:58,472
Well, there you go, sir.
1154
00:50:58,556 --> 00:51:00,516
Local government
at its very best.
1155
00:51:00,599 --> 00:51:03,143
RON: Actually, none of these
people works in local government.
1156
00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:05,646
This is a group
of private citizens
1157
00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:09,441
and one misguided federal employee
meddling where she does not belong.
1158
00:51:09,525 --> 00:51:11,860
For once, could you just... No.
1159
00:51:13,153 --> 00:51:14,530
In any case.
1160
00:51:14,613 --> 00:51:18,534
Another problem solved by the
hard work of dedicated public servants.
1161
00:51:19,743 --> 00:51:21,537
Okay, great.
1162
00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:22,705
Bye.
1163
00:51:23,247 --> 00:51:24,456
Yeah, that's about right.
1164
00:51:25,332 --> 00:51:26,667
Okay. Well.
1165
00:51:27,626 --> 00:51:28,627
[EXHALES]
1166
00:51:30,087 --> 00:51:31,964
Hang on. Gayle made
me promise to get
1167
00:51:32,047 --> 00:51:33,882
a quick picture,
just for old times' sake.
1168
00:51:33,966 --> 00:51:35,968
Good idea!
Garry had a good idea.
1169
00:51:36,844 --> 00:51:37,845
Ugh.
1170
00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:40,365
The lighting is all wrong. I'm
going to send you a glamor shot.
1171
00:51:40,389 --> 00:51:41,515
Just Photoshop me in later.
1172
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:44,244
I'm not going to show up in that
picture anyway, because I'm a vampire.
1173
00:51:44,268 --> 00:51:47,521
Hey, babe, for this picture, should
I be Burt Macklin, Johnny Karate,
1174
00:51:47,605 --> 00:51:51,734
or my new character,
Sergeant Thunderfist, M.D.?
1175
00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:54,194
Where did you get that?
Found it in the sandbox.
1176
00:51:54,278 --> 00:51:55,446
Ew.
1177
00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:57,740
Go Macklin.
Macklin's the hottest.
1178
00:51:57,823 --> 00:52:01,118
Get on with it. I can't hold this
smile forever. I look ridiculous.
1179
00:52:01,201 --> 00:52:02,828
Okay, hang on. Okay.
1180
00:52:03,329 --> 00:52:04,330
[BEEPING]
1181
00:52:06,248 --> 00:52:07,583
You ready, babe?
1182
00:52:08,834 --> 00:52:09,835
Yes.
1183
00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:13,672
I'm ready.
1184
00:52:20,596 --> 00:52:21,597
[LAUGHING]
1185
00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:50,668
DIRECTOR: That is a series
wrap on Parks and Recreation.